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Over 250k Starlink user terminals
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2022-02-14 22:54:37
Over 250k Starlink user terminals
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Not to mention potential bugs in the code. Open source is the way to go to solve both trust and efficacy.
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2022-05-15 07:28:05
Not to mention potential bugs in the code. Open source is the way to go to solve both trust and efficacy.
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Tesla AI Day pushed to Sept 30, as we may have an Optimus prototype working by then
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2022-06-03 00:52:57
Tesla AI Day pushed to Sept 30, as we may have an Optimus prototype working by then
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Making life multiplanetary expands the scope & scale of consciousness. It also enables us to backup the biosphere, protecting all life as we know it from a calamity on Earth. Humanity is life’s steward, as no other species can transport life to Mars. We can’t let them down.
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2022-06-05 11:29:45
Making life multiplanetary expands the scope & scale of consciousness. It also enables us to backup the biosphere, protecting all life as we know it from a calamity on Earth.Humanity is life’s steward, as no other species can transport life to Mars. We can’t let them down.
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At least, that’s what the lib hivemind thinks haha
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2022-05-14 18:54:19
At least, that’s what the lib hivemind thinks haha
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2022-02-22 10:10:05
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The Universe is a Hydrogen Sonata
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2022-01-29 05:25:18
The Universe is a Hydrogen Sonata
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Maybe Tesla should make a highly configurable Robovan for people & cargo?
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2022-07-07 14:26:00
Maybe Tesla should make a highly configurable Robovan for people & cargo?
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Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World
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2022-03-13 11:02:24
Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World
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When thinking about deep time, what is more astounding is to think about how much time is ahead!
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2022-05-29 22:24:33
When thinking about deep time, what is more astounding is to think about how much time is ahead!
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Who decides “The Current Thing?” Real question. I don’t know.
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2022-10-23 13:21:51
Who decides “The Current Thing?”Real question. I don’t know.
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Spent the day walking entire Giga Berlin production line – team is doing excellent work!
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2022-08-30 22:50:03
Spent the day walking entire Giga Berlin production line – team is doing excellent work!
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My son, Saxon, was amazed that so many paper newspapers are still produced every day. He said they probably just search the Internet & print it out. Yup, with rare exception, that is *actually* what they do haha.
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2022-09-27 16:50:00
My son, Saxon, was amazed that so many paper newspapers are still produced every day. He said they probably just search the Internet & print it out. Yup, with rare exception, that is *actually* what they do haha.
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CB radios are free from govt/media control
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2022-01-27 21:00:09
CB radios are free from govt/media control
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Think about who might have decided “The Current Thing” before accepting it
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2022-10-23 13:26:21
Think about who might have decided “The Current Thing” before accepting it
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Congrats to Tesla Fremont + Giga Nevada for making their 2 millionth car!
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2022-07-19 15:55:22
Congrats to Tesla Fremont + Giga Nevada for making their 2 millionth car!
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We’ve all been there
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2022-03-28 09:29:09
We’ve all been there
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it’s a sticky situation
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2022-08-12 19:58:59
it’s a sticky situation
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The movie Gaslight has gaslit so many people it’s insane
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2022-03-24 23:53:23
The movie Gaslight has gaslit so many people it’s insane
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By the pricking of my thumbs …
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2022-03-14 10:47:57
By the pricking of my thumbs …
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Los Angeles is fortunate to have someone like Rick Caruso running for mayor. He’s awesome.
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2022-06-03 13:08:57
Los Angeles is fortunate to have someone like Rick Caruso running for mayor. He’s awesome.
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Naturally, there will be a catgirl version of our Optimus robot
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2022-10-01 03:05:34
Naturally, there will be a catgirl version of our Optimus robot
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Just rewatched True Romance ♥️
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2022-01-29 23:39:10
Just rewatched True Romance
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I’m dropping a new album
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2022-02-20 02:51:12
I’m dropping a new album
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Excited to work with Tesla Service to enable same-hour service as often as possible! Applying Formula 1 pit crew techniques to Teslas.
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2022-07-23 12:12:22
Excited to work with Tesla Service to enable same-hour service as often as possible! Applying Formula 1 pit crew techniques to Teslas.
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Gives whole new meaning to Go Pros!
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2022-07-13 16:03:08
Gives whole new meaning to Go Pros!
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Twitter claims that >95% of daily active users are real, unique humans. Does anyone have that experience?
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2022-05-17 16:21:33
Twitter claims that >95% of daily active users are real, unique humans. Does anyone have that experience?
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Make Austin weirder!
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2022-06-12 18:45:38
Make Austin weirder!
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The ratio of digital to biological compute is growing fast. Worth tracking.
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2022-08-02 23:52:03
The ratio of digital to biological compute is growing fast. Worth tracking.
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Flatulence Earther
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2022-07-06 09:33:59
Flatulence Earther
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Do not let ancient grudge break to new mutiny
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2022-10-02 18:49:35
Do not let ancient grudge break to new mutiny
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Ukraine-Russia Peace: - Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is will of the people. - Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 (until Khrushchev’s mistake). - Water supply to Crimea assured. - Ukraine remains neutral.
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2022-10-03 16:15:43
Ukraine-Russia Peace:- Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is will of the people.- Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 (until Khrushchev’s mistake).- Water supply to Crimea assured.- Ukraine remains neutral.
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“The New York Times has emerged as a new, chaotic actor in global politics. The paper’s interventions in some of the world’s most combustible conflicts have sometimes been a boon, but their messaging has also caused problems.”
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2022-10-26 14:48:22
“The New York Times has emerged as a new, chaotic actor in global politics. The paper’s interventions in some of the world’s most combustible conflicts have sometimes been a boon, but their messaging has also caused problems.”
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Let’s try this then: the will of the people who live in the Donbas & Crimea should decide whether they’re part of Russia or Ukraine
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2022-10-03 17:55:05
Let’s try this then: the will of the people who live in the Donbas & Crimea should decide whether they’re part of Russia or Ukraine
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It is rare for me to endorse political candidates. My political leanings are moderate, so neither fully Republican nor Democrat, which I am confident is the case for most Americans. Executive competence is super underrated in politics – we should care about that a lot more!
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2022-06-03 13:25:13
It is rare for me to endorse political candidates. My political leanings are moderate, so neither fully Republican nor Democrat, which I am confident is the case for most Americans.Executive competence is super underrated in politics – we should care about that a lot more!
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I can’t say for sure that Starship will reach escape velocity, but my hubris certainly has
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2022-07-29 14:46:31
I can’t say for sure that Starship will reach escape velocity, but my hubris certainly has
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500 mile range & super fun to drive
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2022-10-06 23:52:27
500 mile range & super fun to drive
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διαλεκτική
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2022-10-25 01:25:34
διαλεκτική
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This is real
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2022-10-13 00:10:36
This is real
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Neuralink progress update show & tell on October 31 st (Halloween)
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2022-08-22 06:57:42
Neuralink progress update show & tell on October 31 st (Halloween)
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My commitment: - We will never seek victory in a just case against us, even if we will probably win. - We will never surrender/settle an unjust case against us, even if we will probably lose.
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2022-05-20 20:34:55
My commitment:- We will never seek victory in a just case against us, even if we will probably win. - We will never surrender/settle an unjust case against us, even if we will probably lose.
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I must confess to a penchant for creative socks
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2022-07-05 17:36:03
I must confess to a penchant for creative socks
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Self-driving car will amplify traffic to insane levels, as you won’t feel the pain of driving yourself
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2022-03-06 14:18:02
Self-driving car will amplify traffic to insane levels, as you won’t feel the pain of driving yourself
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🎶 This Magic Moment 🎶
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2022-08-17 09:22:09
This Magic Moment
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Did you hear about the dyslexic KBG agent – it’s pot secret!
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2022-10-16 04:51:35
Did you hear about the dyslexic KBG agent – it’s pot secret!
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How did it even start?
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2022-05-13 01:52:48
How did it even start?
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I will give a talk around 9
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2022-04-07 05:34:19
I will give a talk around 9
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Thank goodness for Senator Manchin
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2022-08-05 06:34:11
Thank goodness for Senator Manchin
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Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime
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2022-05-30 19:10:36
Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime
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There is a beauty to the biological substrate
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2022-03-14 09:42:25
There is a beauty to the biological substrate
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This is where the writers are, Of past, Present, And Future.
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2022-06-18 16:45:13
This is where the writers are,Of past,Present,And Future.
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The last straw was the last straw!
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2022-05-13 01:31:19
The last straw was the last straw!
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💕💕 shadow crew 💕💕
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2022-06-19 06:10:43
shadow crew
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Might need a new PO Box after tweeting this 🤣
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2022-08-19 20:57:21
Might need a new PO Box after tweeting this
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They wrote PEACE on the wall at Berghain! I refused enter.
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2022-04-03 02:51:18
They wrote PEACE on the wall at Berghain! I refused enter.
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Con te … partirò
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2022-05-29 20:38:24
Con te … partirò
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I think it will reach #2
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2022-02-20 02:52:48
I think it will reach
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This is highly likely to be the outcome in the end – just a question of how many die before then
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2022-10-03 16:22:21
This is highly likely to be the outcome in the end – just a question of how many die before then
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Past two years have been a demographic disaster
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2022-06-14 04:06:41
Past two years have been a demographic disaster
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I love the smell of hydraulic fluid in the morning
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2022-08-06 06:13:25
I love the smell of hydraulic fluid in the morning
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A major Fed rate hike risks deflation
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2022-09-09 23:40:48
A major Fed rate hike risks deflation
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Civilization sterilized
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2022-06-16 07:44:28
Civilization sterilized
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The straw war is emblematic of larger social issues
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2022-05-13 08:26:14
The straw war is emblematic of larger social issues
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O wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in't.
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2022-06-06 00:14:14
O wonder!How many goodly creatures are there here!How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,That has such people in't.
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Working on Tesla North American service. Goal is 2/3 of cars receive same-day service, no wait.
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2022-06-04 20:05:13
Working on Tesla North American service. Goal is 2/3 of cars receive same-day service, no wait.
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An evolutionary asymmetry helpful to survival, but counterproductive when survival is not at stake
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2022-02-17 20:01:33
An evolutionary asymmetry helpful to survival, but counterproductive when survival is not at stake
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Realized what I have in common with environmentalists, but also why they’re so annoyingly wrong: They are conservationists of what is, whereas they should be conservationists of our potential over time, our cosmic endowment. (From a friend)
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2022-06-06 00:25:51
Realized what I have in common with environmentalists, but also why they’re so annoyingly wrong: They are conservationists of what is, whereas they should be conservationists of our potential over time, our cosmic endowment.(From a friend)
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I’m a fan of Jack btw. Wish he would stay on the board, but I understand that he needs to move on.
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2022-05-26 17:23:14
I’m a fan of Jack btw. Wish he would stay on the board, but I understand that he needs to move on.
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(Of Twitter)
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2022-05-26 17:02:12
(Of Twitter)
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10,000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!
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2022-10-12 04:42:30
10,000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!
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Tesla’s automatic cabin overheat protection should make a real difference with record heatwaves. Ability to adjust activation temperature coming with next software release.
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2022-07-12 01:23:04
Tesla’s automatic cabin overheat protection should make a real difference with record heatwaves.Ability to adjust activation temperature coming with next software release.
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As it ends the cycle of retribution
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2022-03-19 03:26:10
As it ends the cycle of retribution
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Mark my words, they are sadly true
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2022-07-07 14:09:11
Mark my words, they are sadly true
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“That’s not punny!”
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2022-09-07 04:19:58
“That’s not punny!”
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This is compatible with existing religions – surely God would want us to see Creation?
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2022-07-27 15:40:27
This is compatible with existing religions – surely God would want us to see Creation?
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Movie idea: Boss Baby meets Das Boot Das Baby – “Hijinks on the High Seas!”
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2022-07-25 04:04:27
Movie idea: Boss Baby meets Das BootDas Baby – “Hijinks on the High Seas!”
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A clear case of wacktivism
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2022-05-19 05:01:13
A clear case of wacktivism
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Please include links to cases you have tried
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2022-05-20 21:11:35
Please include links to cases you have tried
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Sooo tasty at first, but then no more golden eggs …
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2022-05-15 00:22:20
Sooo tasty at first, but then no more golden eggs …
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2 main goals this year: - Starship to orbit - FSD wide release Many other things, of course, but those are the 2 giant kahunas. Will require insane work by many super talented people, but, if anyone can do it, they can. It is an honor to work with such awesome human beings.
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2022-08-22 06:55:01
2 main goals this year: - Starship to orbit- FSD wide releaseMany other things, of course, but those are the 2 giant kahunas. Will require insane work by many super talented people, but, if anyone can do it, they can. It is an honor to work with such awesome human beings.
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Also worth noting that a possible, albeit unlikely, outcome from this conflict is nuclear war
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2022-10-03 16:30:48
Also worth noting that a possible, albeit unlikely, outcome from this conflict is nuclear war
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And rocket landings are now triple digits
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2022-06-17 17:10:25
And rocket landings are now triple digits
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This is what most people in America want, but unfortunately it’s not realistic. Generally, the party with less power (currently Republicans at national level) moves more toward center to win moderate votes, so control of House/Senate/President goes back & forth over time.
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2022-05-19 15:58:15
This is what most people in America want, but unfortunately it’s not realistic. Generally, the party with less power (currently Republicans at national level) moves more toward center to win moderate votes, so control of House/Senate/President goes back & forth over time.
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Ok, we will add a donate option to Starlink
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2022-10-17 07:01:46
Ok, we will add a donate option to Starlink
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(And I do think global warming is a major risk)
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2022-08-26 04:31:43
(And I do think global warming is a major risk)
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Even applied 2 urslf
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2022-05-18 08:35:54
Even applied 2 urslf
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Please share some things in this thread which are working for you in life & that others may find helpful!
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2022-08-28 18:01:21
Please share some things in this thread which are working for you in life & that others may find helpful!
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Tesla & SpaceX are seeing significant recent inflation pressure in raw materials & logistics
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2022-03-14 01:41:19
Tesla & SpaceX are seeing significant recent inflation pressure in raw materials & logistics
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Twitter algorithm should be open source
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2022-03-24 17:07:22
Twitter algorithm should be open source
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FSD Beta 10.69 drops on 8/20
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2022-08-07 07:32:26
FSD Beta 10.69 drops on 8/20
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Veridis Quo
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2022-05-30 19:09:41
Veridis Quo
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Peace. Peace? I hate the word. Those who do care about peace (myself aspirationally included) don’t need to hear it. And those who don’t care about peace? Well …
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2022-04-03 06:19:29
Peace. Peace? I hate the word. Those who do care about peace (myself aspirationally included) don’t need to hear it. And those who don’t care about peace? Well …
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Less than 5% of Twitter daily users are fake/spam
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2022-08-06 16:18:59
Less than 5% of Twitter daily users are fake/spam
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Heatwave in Shortville 🥵
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2022-07-30 00:09:07
Heatwave in Shortville
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We are trying to accelerate sustainable energy, so what matters is how much someone can contribute to that goal. Personal choices are your own and are respected.
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2022-06-01 16:05:22
We are trying to accelerate sustainable energy, so what matters is how much someone can contribute to that goal. Personal choices are your own and are respected.
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If the reason for it is building products that make millions of people happy
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2022-05-26 23:16:45
If the reason for it is building products that make millions of people happy
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Hustling to get Starship Booster 7 back to pad to test outer ring of 20 engines
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2022-08-05 18:56:10
Hustling to get Starship Booster 7 back to pad to test outer ring of 20 engines
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Deus X Machina
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2022-10-16 21:51:48
Deus X Machina
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Over 5000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!
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2022-10-12 00:38:24
Over 5000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!
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Mark these words
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2022-08-26 04:29:21
Mark these words