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I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!

2022-05-06 16:10:46

I strongly believe that all managers in a technical area must be technically excellent. Managers in software must write great software or it’s like being a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse!

I hope you have big families and congrats to those who already do!

2022-07-07 14:19:47

I hope you have big families and congrats to those who already do!

Seems odd that the UN still hasn’t released 2020 world death rates

2022-01-27 22:24:24

Seems odd that the UN still hasn’t released 2020 world death rates

Original Top Gun is a great movie. Just rewatched. Looking forward to seeing the sequel.

2022-06-15 17:17:20

Original Top Gun is a great movie. Just rewatched. Looking forward to seeing the sequel.

Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become

2022-03-06 04:38:57

Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become

🎶Always look on the bright side of life🎶

2022-02-07 18:09:58

Always look on the bright side of life

Sus man

2022-05-20 19:28:26

Sus man

Reasons to hate are remembered better than reasons to love

2022-02-17 19:57:29

Reasons to hate are remembered better than reasons to love

Seize the memes of production!

2022-03-27 16:00:51

Seize the memes of production!

A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal

2022-05-19 15:48:35

A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal

And remember that happiness is a choice

2022-05-29 23:33:00

And remember that happiness is a choice

With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?

2022-10-11 23:16:41

With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?

Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.

2022-07-15 12:55:42

Tesla is to protect life on Earth,SpaceX to extend life beyond.

Oh the irony lol

2022-07-12 22:10:05

Oh the irony lol

What video games have you enjoyed most over past year or two?

2022-07-25 06:10:38

What video games have you enjoyed most over past year or two?

What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor 👼

2022-05-19 05:16:06

What I love most about wacktivists is their incredible sense of humor

One Starlink can provide Internet for an entire school of hundreds of students

2022-05-27 20:54:04

One Starlink can provide Internet for an entire school of hundreds of students

Starlink is meant for peaceful use only

2022-09-17 01:48:30

Starlink is meant for peaceful use only

bullsh*t baffles brains

2022-05-18 07:15:54

bullsh*t baffles brains

War is the ultimate Supreme Court

2022-10-06 04:37:25

War is the ultimate Supreme Court

Judging by the relentless hatestream from the far left, this tweet was spot on

2022-05-19 14:38:57

Judging by the relentless hatestream from the far left, this tweet was spot on

Tap on the stars in upper right of screen to revert to chronological

2022-05-12 00:25:30

Tap on the stars in upper right of screen to revert to chronological

Berlin rocks

2022-04-03 20:10:23

Berlin rocks

i know |nothing| is forever

2022-10-23 00:29:28

i know|nothing|is forever

I love all my kids so much

2022-06-19 05:52:11

I love all my kids so much

Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy

2022-09-29 15:31:12

Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy

Excited to hand over the first production cars made by Giga Berlin-Brandenburg tomorrow!

2022-03-21 18:38:32

Excited to hand over the first production cars made by Giga Berlin-Brandenburg tomorrow!

From time to time, I will share some things that seem to be working for me, in case you find it helpful

2022-08-28 17:54:13

From time to time, I will share some things that seem to be working for me, in case you find it helpful

Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board

2022-04-14 20:12:08

Taking Twitter private at $54.20 should be up to shareholders, not the board

Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.

2022-03-05 00:48:59

Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.

On advice of a good friend, I’ve been fasting periodically & feel healthier

2022-08-28 17:40:02

On advice of a good friend, I’ve been fasting periodically & feel healthier

Starlink V2, launching next year, will transmit direct to mobile phones, eliminating dead zones worldwide

2022-08-26 00:13:51

Starlink V2, launching next year, will transmit direct to mobile phones, eliminating dead zones worldwide

SpaceX Falcon team making great progress! Aiming for 5 day launch cadence with many performance & refurb improvements.

2022-04-18 21:32:12

SpaceX Falcon team making great progress! Aiming for 5 day launch cadence with many performance & refurb improvements.

Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself

2022-05-07 12:37:25

Also, work ethic expectations would be extreme, but much less than I demand of myself

Lie back and think of Mars

2022-01-29 11:21:38

Lie back and think of Mars

Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too

2022-05-27 15:27:21

Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too

Still committed to acquisition

2022-05-13 11:50:06

Still committed to acquisition

(This message brought to you by the Illuminaughty)

2022-05-14 23:08:17

(This message brought to you by the Illuminaughty)

20,000!!

2022-10-13 02:50:21

20,000!!

Or perhaps social media in general

2022-06-18 01:06:16

Or perhaps social media in general

Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!

2022-10-26 21:39:32

Meeting a lot of cool people at Twitter today!

Great work by Tesla Texas Team!! Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party 💥💫 🚘

2022-04-08 10:50:44

Great work by Tesla Texas Team!!Built & delivered first Giga Texas production cars & threw a killer opening party

Jack off the board!

2022-05-26 17:00:06

Jack off the board!

Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic.

2022-03-06 14:06:26

Defeating traffic is the ultimate boss battle. Even the most powerful humans in the world cannot defeat traffic.

Chuckmate

2022-07-11 05:11:58

Chuckmate

So amazing that we decompress from a single cell to over 30 trillion cells

2022-02-18 23:49:57

So amazing that we decompress from a single cell to over 30 trillion cells

What … is your favorite cheese?

2022-06-20 20:46:59

What … is your favorite cheese?

Won’t be long before we view gasoline cars the same way we view steam engines today

2022-09-12 20:07:08

Won’t be long before we view gasoline cars the same way we view steam engines today

Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy. Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?

2022-03-25 07:34:52

Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy.Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?

For those who (mistakenly) think this is a radiation risk, pick what you think is the worst location. I will travel there & eat locally grown food on TV. I did this in Japan many years ago, shortly after Fukushima. Radiation risk is much, much lower than most people believe.

2022-03-06 23:33:20

For those who (mistakenly) think this is a radiation risk, pick what you think is the worst location. I will travel there & eat locally grown food on TV.I did this in Japan many years ago, shortly after Fukushima. Radiation risk is much, much lower than most people believe.

Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law

2022-04-14 19:06:07

Will endeavor to keep as many shareholders in privatized Twitter as allowed by law

Who do you trust less? Real question.

2022-05-26 23:54:27

Who do you trust less? Real question.

There are no angels in war

2022-05-09 11:13:59

There are no angels in war

Also nuclear is vastly better for global warming than burning hydrocarbons for energy

2022-03-06 23:57:02

Also nuclear is vastly better for global warming than burning hydrocarbons for energy

The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!

2022-06-06 01:06:53

The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!

Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense

2022-07-30 14:20:06

Some people are no nonsense, but, personally, I like a little nonsense

Sometimes I think my list of enemies is too short, so …

2022-06-04 19:47:10

Sometimes I think my list of enemies is too short, so …

I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in

2022-06-15 23:42:45

I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in

Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show!

2022-04-10 00:03:19

Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show!

Covid-19 is the virus of Theseus. How many gene changes before it’s not Covid-19 anymore? I supposedly have it again (sigh), but almost no symptoms.

2022-03-28 08:12:34

Covid-19 is the virus of Theseus.How many gene changes before it’s not Covid-19 anymore?I supposedly have it again (sigh), but almost no symptoms.

Elvis is just Elvish without an h

2022-07-04 20:44:21

Elvis is just Elvish without an h

A new philosophy of the future is needed. I believe it should be curiosity about the Universe – expand humanity to become a multiplanet, then interstellar, species to see what’s out there.

2022-07-27 15:38:48

A new philosophy of the future is needed. I believe it should be curiosity about the Universe – expand humanity to become a multiplanet, then interstellar, species to see what’s out there.

Inflation might be trending down

2022-07-29 00:29:37

Inflation might be trending down

What is best in life?

2022-04-22 23:43:11

What is best in life?

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Gigafactory Texas 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Grand opening party tomorrow! Doors open at 4, festivities at 8

2022-04-07 05:29:24

Gigafactory Texas Grand opening party tomorrow!Doors open at 4, festivities at 8

I mean, I’m doing my part haha

2022-06-14 04:07:35

I mean, I’m doing my part haha

Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla

2022-07-30 01:46:25

Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla

What are your thoughts about probable inflation rate over next few years?

2022-03-13 21:39:30

What are your thoughts about probable inflation rate over next few years?

The consequences of this poll will be important. Please vote carefully.

2022-03-25 08:26:45

The consequences of this poll will be important. Please vote carefully.

The Golden State is cooking its golden geese

2022-05-15 00:19:19

The Golden State is cooking its golden geese

The limbic instinct for vengeance is incredibly strong, which is why turn the other cheek is such a powerful idea

2022-03-19 03:24:17

The limbic instinct for vengeance is incredibly strong, which is why turn the other cheek is such a powerful idea

Starlink now over 1M user terminals manufactured

2022-09-25 19:04:39

Starlink now over 1M user terminals manufactured

Standup is my side-hustle

2022-08-17 04:59:51

Standup is my side-hustle

Great potential to lift people out of poverty. Providing Internet is teaching people to fish.

2022-05-27 20:56:05

Great potential to lift people out of poverty. Providing Internet is teaching people to fish.

🚬 Thank You for Smoking 🚬

2022-02-06 01:37:28

Thank You for Smoking

Exciting progress at Starbase, Texas!

2022-02-02 10:37:30

Exciting progress at Starbase, Texas!

I’m not suggesting malice in the algorithm, but rather that it’s trying to guess what you might want to read and, in doing so, inadvertently manipulate/amplify your viewpoints without you realizing this is happening

2022-05-15 07:23:13

I’m not suggesting malice in the algorithm, but rather that it’s trying to guess what you might want to read and, in doing so, inadvertently manipulate/amplify your viewpoints without you realizing this is happening

Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb 😛

2022-05-26 23:02:04

Use of the word “billionaire” as a pejorative is morally wrong & dumb

If our reality is actually an alien soap opera, our ratings would be 🚀💥💫

2022-07-31 22:32:36

If our reality is actually an alien soap opera, our ratings would be

We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky

2022-06-18 16:52:02

We’re changing Starlink’s default wifi name to Stinky

Iconic laconic !platonic

2022-05-15 02:30:38

Iconiclaconic!platonic

Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!

2022-07-15 12:21:05

Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!

Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?” It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.

2022-02-07 23:40:58

Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?”It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.

SpaceX reprioritized to cyber defense & overcoming signal jamming. Will cause slight delays in Starship & Starlink V2.

2022-03-05 04:59:24

SpaceX reprioritized to cyber defense & overcoming signal jamming. Will cause slight delays in Starship & Starlink V2.

What lesson took you the longest to unlearn?

2022-10-25 04:33:08

What lesson took you the longest to unlearn?

What resolution is life in, 8k? – SJM

2022-06-06 17:05:47

What resolution is life in, 8k? – SJM

Contrary to what many think, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have. I am a rare exception. Most people I know have zero or one kid.

2022-05-24 14:03:15

Contrary to what many think, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have.I am a rare exception. Most people I know have zero or one kid.

Moon brought us together in ‘69, Mars can do that in the future

2022-07-06 16:33:04

Moon brought us together in ‘69,Mars can do that in the future

Take Materials Science 101. You won’t regret it.

2022-09-09 23:52:33

Take Materials Science 101. You won’t regret it.

Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself

2022-07-06 16:32:22

Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself

I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things

2022-03-17 06:56:51

I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things

Tesla AI Day #2 on Aug 19. So many cool updates!

2022-05-17 22:05:46

Tesla AI Day on Aug 19. So many cool updates!

Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them.

2022-07-07 22:02:54

Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them.

Interaction with almost all twitter accounts seem to be much lower in recent weeks & days. Accurate?

2022-07-30 13:51:37

Interaction with almost all twitter accounts seem to be much lower in recent weeks & days. Accurate?

Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn

2022-04-03 04:50:49

Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn

Don’t build moats, build tech trees

2022-06-14 16:18:30

Don’t build moats, build tech trees

Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption. There will be blood.

2022-05-20 22:14:08

Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption. There will be blood.

Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice.

2022-09-05 18:15:24

Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both. Only Galadriel is brave, smart and nice.

My tweets are being suppressed!

2022-09-13 18:05:36

My tweets are being suppressed!

SpaceX Falcon 🚀 team is making excellent progress – aiming for 60 launches this year!

2022-03-28 20:22:28

SpaceX Falcon team is making excellent progress – aiming for 60 launches this year!