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Maybe they changed basketball to be more like hockey.
CD7
sports
1
1
0
2009-06
2009-06-08 10:53:37
That's the series count. LA is up 2 games. :P
1
Like crap until he thinks the way people aught to think.
kbilly
atheism
0
0
0
2009-06
2009-06-13 21:27:28
How is he to be treated then?
1
Obviously the 1 child policy has been successful because all Chinese couples stop having sex after they have their kid.
doxiegrl1
science
0
0
0
2009-06
2009-06-14 06:24:51
Because that's just what China needs, impotent men to suddenly start getting it up and reproducing. China's dwindling population depends on it. On a more serious note though, Andromeda may be a bit of a stretch but I can think of far more serious issues that endanger science than ignorant people sticking to their old guns.
1
Sit Down, Shut Up?
Salvador_Dali
AskReddit
-4
-4
0
2009-06
2009-06-23 03:11:29
Nothing will replace Arrested Development. NOTHING!
1
Neopets.
akruvi
AskReddit
1
1
0
2009-06
2009-06-29 11:05:08
Do you participate in any websites where the average user is noticeably smarter than the average redditor?
1
I knew Obama was a Communist!
antidense
obama
3
3
0
2009-03
2009-03-03 20:25:59
Offering a deal to a disagreeable state in return for help in diplomatically engaging a downright despicable one? Subordinating short-term American interests in favor of long-term ones? Obviously, Obama's destroying America as we know it. Alert Sean Hannity.
1
Wouldn't that depend on your definition of "is"?
cmotdibbler
atheism
1
1
0
2009-03
2009-03-13 13:46:24
I'd have to agree with (uhhhh what a username) CannedBabyDicks on this one. 1+1=10. This is a true statement. 10 is 2 in base-2. saying 1 plus 1 equals ten in base 2 is inaccurate. Unless you mean the literal english phrase is inaccurate when converted to base-2.
1
Forget violent criminals we need to take down assholes like this guy, making the world a little more tolerable for people who have nothing
datone
reddit.com
5
5
0
2009-03
2009-03-22 21:48:02
Man Arrested for Feeding the Homeless
1
NOOOOOoooooOOOO, never ever.
nonades
programming
1
1
0
2009-03
2009-03-25 20:59:36
Anyone ever heard of the Conflicker worm? It's apparently supposed to go active April 1.
1
What they lose on foreclosure they will make up on volume.
cbucket
business
1
1
0
2009-04
2009-04-02 17:47:44
GMAC to resume car loans to subprime borrowers - you cant make this stuff up
1
No, you have to be female as well.
jfpbookworm
Equality
4
4
0
2009-04
2009-04-08 20:28:40
accepting gifts and having sex does not a prostitute make
1
Wow I bet that was a culture shock when he moved
HeirToPendragon
gaming
-10
-10
0
2009-04
2009-04-29 20:04:17
He's English, living in Australia.
1
Yes..wikipedia will teach it to you.
Kelevra
worldnews
7
7
0
2009-01
2009-01-02 07:28:56
Some redditors need to read the History of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict before discussing it, thank you.
1
I believe the phrase your looking for is
Uiaccsk
politics
1
1
0
2009-01
2009-01-09 06:46:32
Kucinich, you anti-Semite!!! (just kidding)
1
yeah, those fucking smug pussy vegetarians.
xternal
worldnews
3
3
0
2009-01
2009-01-14 00:29:53
1 in 10 kids are now puss....I mean vegetarians.
1
What's Gaza?
MazdaEric
funny
-2
-2
0
2009-01
2009-01-16 15:27:07
Yeah, all those people dying in Gaza are like a basket full of puppies compared to this.
1
I'm surprised he didn't use filtered water to insure the safety of his vehicle
TobyDumb
funny
2
2
0
2009-01
2009-01-23 05:48:51
I'm Done with this Car!!!
0
Boycott the Israeli terror state.
ysaberi
politics
11
11
0
2009-02
2009-02-09 01:05:35
If not fascism, what is? Without censure, a growing current in Israeli politics is calling for the outright killing of Palestinians
1
Go back to the Atheist subreddit!
fuzzmop
science
2
2
0
2009-02
2009-02-12 03:28:28
More dangerous than dying? Must be that whole "immortal soul" thing the Catholics are always talking about.
1
Nothing says high intelligence like logical consistancy.
woodrail
science
0
0
0
2009-02
2009-02-22 01:12:51
Only 7% of top scientists believe in God, and only 7.9% in immortality
1
yeah I'm gonna stop doing C# + WPF and go back to doing Javascript
wizlb
programming
-1
-1
0
2009-07
2009-07-06 21:30:02
Javascript + Canvas?
1
This is why I no longer do it - I learned my lesson.
stolid_agnostic
reddit.com
0
0
0
2009-07
2009-07-10 02:45:07
You wouldn't, but enough idiots would to make it profitable. After all, you would never buy Vi4gr4 from an online pharmacy in mexico that spammed you, but someone is doing it...
1
I love it when a link re sizes my browser window.
jabb0
politics
1
1
0
2009-07
2009-07-10 16:48:55
Obama's wandering eyes... now with 10% more context!
1
Let's all hurry to see it while it's still alive (and thereby precipitate its demise) that would be cool.
glastohead
science
1
1
0
2009-07
2009-07-16 11:55:19
Great Barrier Reef to die in 20 years
1
Because all teh gays were molestered or it's just a fad or something's wrong with them mentally or etc...
TopRamen713
Equality
0
0
0
2009-07
2009-07-30 19:16:30
It would seem to me that homosexuality would have to be a beneficial adaptation, or else, why does it exist at all?
1
I like how he credits a generic line of text to Guns 'N Roses, but gives no credit to artist Berkeley Breathed, creator of 'Bill the Cat.'
CuilHandLuke
web_design
1
1
0
2009-07
2009-07-31 13:50:19
If you got a cat when IE6 came out...
1
Don't even get me started on Ubuntu.....fucking Commies....
nubbinator
AskReddit
2
2
0
2009-08
2009-08-07 02:44:51
There are much worse out there.
0
Bangkok, Oriental setting; And the city don't know that the city is getting.
ADA531
IAmA
11
11
0
2009-08
2009-08-09 23:23:11
I had sex with a Bangkok ladyboy AMA
1
This is what happens without a carrier and a fruit company watching over you.
puneetla
programming
0
0
0
2009-08
2009-08-12 08:22:54
Best EULA ever!
1
looks more like 10 am
SA1L
pics
1
1
0
2009-08
2009-08-19 03:42:32
Sunrise
1
I'm sure that they did it that way to rtry and hide what they were doing, not because just scanning the docs to PDF was the easiest way to comply with the law
smallblacksun
programming
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-16 21:25:14
Allegheny County goes to great lengths to make data inaccessible. The law recently mandated that all contracts with the city of $x or more (I think x was 10,000) had to be publicly posted on the City's website (the City of Pittsburgh, that is). So what did they do? Posted all the contracts. In scanned PDFs. Each of which had different layouts. The government in this area does not want you to know what they are up to.
1
Man when they found that dead naked hooker in an alley I was in stitches!
coollettuce
self
2
2
0
2009-05
2009-05-03 00:43:22
Really? Southland didn't cough up one laugh from me.
1
Well naturally if there's plenty of information on the wikipedia, the plebes may start contributing, and no one wants that
MoogleGunner
worldnews
0
0
0
2009-05
2009-05-05 17:19:47
I'm not sure why more information is ever a bad thing. Newspapers are a fantastic resource to research events that took place decades ago, but they get harder to search every year. Given the growth of storage media, and the cleverness of filters, why not simply ignore the small noise to signal ratio? Why not have a pure data wiki of global information? Considering that insect minds are more complex than the average computer, what special relationships do people and organizations need to form before their lives become noteworthy?
1
Oh yeah ... totally ...
jaimelazaro
funny
2
2
0
2009-05
2009-05-06 00:53:00
So had it not been for the photo shopping and handwriting and spelling - you guys would be convinced that a little boy who can't still wipe his ass actually turned entrepreneur?
0
Yeah, because none of us are fit and happen to be at a desk all day because we are working.
dpgtfc
Health
2
2
0
2009-04
2009-04-02 19:54:41
Don't ask ppl who sit on their computers reading reddit all day.
1
Man, i didnt know Bush was such a bastard back then as well!
kbilly
history
2
2
0
2009-05
2009-05-14 22:22:05
This cartoon on the May 22, 1902 cover of Life magazine depicts American soldiers waterboarding a Filipino in the Philippine-American War.
1
That's impossible - Saudi Arabia is our _close ally_, they wouldn't do anything like this... or executing gay men, or cutting peoples hands off...
jaysonbank
atheism
1
1
0
2009-05
2009-05-19 10:15:58
Slavery, rape and abuse is the fate awaiting many maids who venture into the heart of the Muslim world. This is an eye-opening piece.
1
that's a great idea
snissn
self
0
0
0
2009-05
2009-05-19 14:12:38
I'm sick of not getting my sarcasm across in text. Therefore, all sarcasm will be submitted entirely in Italics. Thank you.
1
That headline is so welcoming for discussion!
Roxinos
Economics
7
7
0
2009-05
2009-05-24 14:57:58
There is no recovery, and any statement that says otherwise is false.
1
Finally, an accurate Christian PSA.
fenderrocker
pics
-1
-1
0
2009-05
2009-05-26 23:19:08
That's right, sweetheart... (PIC)
1
Rape isn't torture
SandyShoes08
politics
4
4
0
2009-05
2009-05-28 18:41:53
Children raped at Abu Ghraib: U.S. General confirms Seymour Hersh's Abu Ghraib accusations
1
What an ergonomic position it generates on the user.
pupeno
geek
0
0
0
2009-06
2009-06-04 17:02:54
CrunchPad: The Launch Prototype
1
the system works again
xxprometheus
Libertarian
2
2
0
2009-06
2009-06-07 20:37:37
Charges won't be filed against trooper for assaulting an EMT enroute to the hospital
1
obviously only muslims can be terrorists
xxprometheus
politics
6
6
0
2009-06
2009-06-10 18:10:24
Two men commit murder with the goal of influencing government policy in the United States. The crimes occur one day apart. Both are religiously motivated. The Muslim is charged with terrorism. The Christian is not.
1
Photos also show that 100% of the rainforest in Antarctica is gone.
coolmanmax2000
science
-1
-1
0
2009-06
2009-06-10 16:48:15
Photos Reveal 99% of Rainforest Park In Rwanda Gone!
1
Who cares BBC will never be as good as Fox News!
BibleBeltAtheist
worldnews
2
2
0
2009-06
2009-06-19 22:59:46
BBC combats broadcast interference from Iran by adding 3 satellite broadcasts.
1
Yes, because a GMA 950 uses loads more power with compiz enabled, we need to think of the environmental damage caused by a good majority of consumer machines with eyecandy enabled!
snuxoll
linux
3
3
0
2009-06
2009-06-27 04:06:55
You're joking right? An environmental argument against desktop effects?
0
Guys are sluts like that.
jemenfiche
AskReddit
2
2
0
2009-03
2009-03-04 22:50:26
I would like to say that, i have done exactly this and it works awesomely. I've done this several times, and each time was better than the last. plus, the cool thing is that you know if you ever hit a sexual dry spell, they'll likely take u back (at least for a night)
1
My B-52 bombers are in the shop under repair otherwise I'd be all over that Guantanamo shit.
DonnieMarco
reddit.com
2
2
0
2009-04
2009-04-06 08:07:26
Humans get tortured at Guantanamo, you make a post bitching about it. Some dude fucks up a kitty, goddamn it, you're going to destroy his life. Glad to see your priorities are straight, internet.
1
yeah and there weren't any wackos in the Libertarian camp before
Petrarch1603
Libertarian
1
1
0
2009-04
2009-04-15 20:37:20
Does anyone else think that the tea party is ruining libertarians 'image', there are so many idiots there.
1
Ben Franklin would be proud.
Laughsatyou
Libertarian
3
3
0
2009-04
2009-04-24 05:47:17
Neo-con: We'll gladly trade our social rights today for security tomorrow. Statist liberalism (socialism): We'll gladly trade our economic freedom (and many social freedoms even, if they offend anyone) for security tomorrow. Both of the idiots trade freedom for false senses of security. Sad.
1
Well, she was an agent provocateur, so the government will be the one to pay it.
sakebomb69
worldnews
1
1
0
2009-04
2009-04-24 15:12:16
Bank wants 40,000 pounds from G20 girl 17
1
summary: call and ask thanks for that info
sabotank
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-01
2009-01-08 20:38:36
Call your cable company, get FRE Service
0
Anyone really surprised by these stories anymore?
joeftw20
reddit.com
10
10
0
2009-01
2009-01-18 15:39:57
Collateral raid damage: Officer mistook noise for hostile gunfire, panicked, and fired blindly into the room, killing woman and wounding her 1-yr-old son. Cop acquitted of involuntary manslaughter
1
I'm sure that feminist thinker is of a much greater calibre than some of the truly colossal intellects who have attempted to tackle the problem of turbulent flow over the years
alexgmcm
science
5
5
0
2009-01
2009-01-17 12:02:47
Feminist thinker links the "inability of science to deal with turbulent flow" with sex organs
1
Wow...he smoked pot...oh lord hes such a horrible person now..
rodneykm
news
1
1
0
2009-02
2009-02-02 13:18:48
Michael Phelps Apologizes For "Regrettable" Behavior (Controversial Photo)
1
That sort of attitude does *wonders* for men's rights.
eonOne
MensRights
3
3
0
2009-02
2009-02-04 19:51:45
According to the police, she shot him in the head with a .22 from 150 feet away. Really? Let this be a lesson to all uf us men: this is what a man's life is worth in the matriarchy: probation.
1
Of course he did it on purpose, since dying a slow and painful death is really the way to go.
absolutelytrue
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-02
2009-02-08 23:14:33
They put a limiter on his line that only cuts off if you try to steal more power than is necessary to run your heater. The old man committed suicide.
1
Clever.
jemenfiche
funny
-2
-2
0
2009-02
2009-02-10 03:50:12
your mom does
1
That was his secret Muslim plan all along dontcha know!
gsadamb
worldnews
2
2
0
2009-02
2009-02-17 09:18:58
Is Obama king of Israel now?
1
yea man, its not even funny, hell I dont even know why I click the link when I can see that the url says xkcd
fuxsit
funny
1
1
0
2009-09
2009-09-20 07:23:21
I'm pretty sure XKCD is the worst "webcomic" ever made
1
Yeah, but "Sponsorship"!
daledinkler
canada
1
1
0
2009-11
2009-11-16 18:40:20
Canadian Liberal Government landmine initiative saved thousands of lives: report : The Ottawa Treaty, which was implemented 10 years ago, made the use and production of landmines illegal in 156 countries that ratified the accord.
1
Yea, It would be really hard to fake something like that
kingtrewq
pics
4
4
0
2009-11
2009-11-27 01:42:50
must be real
1
Stupid American buying into the size zero trend.
SirKeyboardCommando
pics
-16
-16
0
2009-11
2009-11-28 03:59:14
She looks so beautiful.
1
but, but, but ... what if the message recorded incorrectly and she can't hear me mentioning my number or she accidentally erased my message when she didn't meant it?
takeda64
relationship_advice
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-04 08:37:13
I agree. You only leave yourself your wondering if she got your voicemail and why she didn't call back. Then, because you're a friggin' loser who hasn't had a date in months, you end up calling her back later that night sounding needy as hell (and are thus pegged as the Creepy Stalker Guy).
1
Man I was really hoping for an FFFFFFUUUUUU at the end of that.
Cartosys
pics
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-10 20:48:35
Why I'd rather be punched in the testicles than call customer service (PIC)
1
Maybe he'll get a sitcom too!
jamesduvall
pics
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-14 22:57:57
My 6 yr old cousin has a Twitter account. This was his most recent post.
1
Yeah, we just can't give credit for anything to someone who is successful.
mtheoryx
business
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-19 20:04:04
Let's be truthful. These are the secrets of his people. He's simply the salesman that pulls it off.
1
Oh, yeah, I am impressed she can write too
XHEO
politics
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-28 19:05:36
Wow. I am impressed she is getting a PhD.
1
When I read your comment, I literally laughed my head off.
dentid4hed
AskReddit
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-29 15:06:47
"Literally" - It is used incorrectly so often, I find myself twitching a little every time I hear it even when it is used correctly.
1
They believed in gods too, so there!
liquidpele
atheism
1
1
0
2009-12
2009-12-29 18:47:35
I'm sure that the ancient Greeks would be quite surprised by that statement.
1
that's racist!
dmurphy04
aww
1
1
0
2010-01
2010-01-29 06:33:52
A black creature who likes watermelon.
1
It's too much like an Apple thing, downvote this freedom-destroying bullshit!
teletran
programming
-2
-2
0
2009-09
2009-09-08 22:41:04
Cappuccino Web Framework Celebrates One Year Anniversary
1
Sorry, I should have added a tag to my comment:
viborg
reddit.com
3
3
0
2009-09
2009-09-21 15:20:41
It's not a skin color either. I've known at least one regular ol' white guy who was born in South Africa, but lived in America. He qualified for several African American scholarships. Objectively "Black" is probably the best term to use, but it has connotations of insensitivity.
1
Yeah that does sound like a hassle, he should have just died so he doesn't have to deal with it.
dude187
science
-1
-1
0
2009-09
2009-09-21 19:24:45
To a large extent, I actually read that as the unlucky part. When compared with a relatively quick and painless death, pain, a heart attack, and the financial stresses of an exploded business and the American medical system don't sound like a lot of fun to me.
1
yes, doing less is always a good idea
foxfaction
AskReddit
1
1
0
2009-09
2009-09-26 18:29:35
Eat more, do less.
1
Well, they handled the marathon so well, why wouldn't they get this?
supaphly42
sports
2
2
0
2009-10
2009-10-02 17:38:27
Chicago eliminated in first round of voting for 2016 Olympic bids...
1
I thought they didn't have nukes?
liberal_libertarian
politics
3
3
0
2009-10
2009-10-04 01:38:16
Israel has taken delivery of two German-made submarines capable of launching missiles with nuclear warheads
1
The quality would be better if maybe they got a newer camera, maybe a color one, perhaps.
screechyd
funny
2
2
0
2009-10
2009-10-08 13:53:54
Their quality is steadily improving. I thought the first few were pretty meh, but they're starting to have some great moments.
1
Your comment is extremely relevant.
Stormwatch36
obama
3
3
0
2009-10
2009-10-11 04:58:25
Apropos of nothing, I wonder whether "winning the Nobel Peace Prize" will become synonymous with doing nothing?
0
Looks more like Kung Jew.
earthman19
funny
1
1
0
2009-07
2009-07-07 19:58:48
JEW-JITSU!
1
I'm at a lose
rggentillon
pics
0
0
0
2009-10
2009-10-21 03:11:04
So do some others tighten theirs?
1
your jealousy is utterly transparent.
buyacanary
pics
5
5
0
2009-10
2009-10-21 18:50:04
Down voted for the retarded Oregon and California comment tagged on.
1
Luckily, there has never yet been a gay member of any branch of the armed forces, because these policies have successfully kept them all out
immerc
IAmA
12
12
0
2009-10
2009-10-23 18:08:56
I guess I could have made that a little more clear. When don't ask don't tell get's axed as in when gays can join the military.
1
Better get yourself to a Kingdom Hall and convert.
frozenfire
science
2
2
0
2009-10
2009-10-28 01:51:14
very scary! the end is near!
1
Obviously filthy liberal lies and propaganda against the greatest health care system the world has ever seen!
Kitanax
politics
11
11
0
2009-07
2009-07-09 05:10:05
For people who think our health care system doesn't suck, this segment of the film couldn't make it more clear how much it does suck
1
You forgot
torrent1337
technology
4
4
0
2009-07
2009-07-16 02:54:36
Misleading advertising? You mean, they made ads which make their products look exaggeratedly good? Ooh, the gall of those capitalist swine. I expect advertisers to always tell me the truth, never exaggerate, and never try to convince me to buy their products.
1
Ah yes, the good 'ol make fun of the handicapped bit, classic
dahlberg123
WTF
1
1
0
2009-07
2009-07-25 14:17:02
Yeah, I'm a bird.
1
Obvious wind gust
Buckwheat469
humor
1
1
0
2009-07
2009-07-26 09:52:19
Now hiring truck drivers
1
I see stock prices rising.
SarahC
environment
0
0
0
2009-07
2009-07-26 14:13:03
Meltdown is a warning the world can't afford to ignore. Bangladesh, Florida, the Maldives and the Netherlands, will undergo catastrophic flooding. And that is just the beginning.
1
That's not a crocoduck.
DJZupZup
science
1
1
0
2009-07
2009-07-29 04:53:55
suck it, creationists.
1
But we HAVE to blame everything on x-tians!
ikoss
offbeat
2
2
0
2009-07
2009-07-30 21:13:10
I was going to rip him, but you did it much nicer. Sports without your stuff strapped down/protected = PAIN.
1
Yeah, the president would be understocked.
digifreak642
xkcd
3
3
0
2009-07
2009-07-31 04:57:38
Understocked
0
Ah, but if you're not religious, all you have to do is repent moments before punishment, and *boom*, you're golden!
ah81
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-08
2009-08-24 10:01:35
Unless you're *not* religious... then you have to be good just... just because it's good to be good. Sometimes I wish I were religious, so that I could do bad things and then say I'm sorry and be rewarded forever in heaven. And sometimes I wish I were a Jedi. Oh, well.
1
Vocals need more reverb.
Toma-
entertainment
2
2
0
2009-08
2009-08-07 03:27:44
Acoustic version of 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga...and it's pretty good?
1
See what socialized medicine forces people to do.
plbogen
gadgets
0
0
0
2009-08
2009-08-17 01:46:24
the satellite was used for the dramatic 1999 biopsy and videoconferenced diagnosis of Jerri FitzGerald, a ... while stationed on Antarctica. Marooned by the southern winter, she treated herself for what proved to be cancer.
1
So.. What are you trying to say
blindingdawn
conspiracy
2
2
0
2009-08
2009-08-25 04:05:41
One crime solved per 1,000 CCTV cameras in London
1
Hah, yea, you are.
dawnerd
AskReddit
1
1
0
2009-05
2009-05-17 07:00:56
I don't have the disks. . aren't you supposed to use disks?
1
Shhh, you speak of rational thoughts and we will have no blasphemy here.
MrEx
atheism
-1
-1
0
2009-05
2009-05-18 23:33:45
Burden of Proof (PIC)
1
Which is why we need assault weapons.
thebigbradwolf
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2009-05-21 11:36:20
No matter what you're carrying on your day in the park, I guarantee that the Mexican Drug Cartels will be better armed, and better prepared to shoot-first than you ever ever will be. And will almost certainly outnumber you.