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daniel2588

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sarcasm

like 1

nice, now they get to shoot people in the face instead

digg_is_our_rival

politics

2009-08

2009-08-29 14:10:45

Memphis turns down Tasers : A request by the Memphis Police Department to implement the use of Taser electronic stun guns as a method of subduing suspected criminals has been turned down by the city council.

They'll just wait till winter for all the soldiers to freeze

soupnatzi

politics

2009-06

2009-06-29 15:42:51

North Dakota.

Sure, that's fine because that keeps the sanctity of marriage secure.

IrishJoe

politics

2009-05

2009-05-06 02:00:25

Question for the conservatives: Would you approve of a marriage between a gay man and a lesbian who want to adopt and will remain celibate?

I would repeatedly compliment her gorgeous eyes in hopes that she would allow me to court her.

feliandrade

pics

2009-06

2009-06-18 00:31:08

Great-granddaughter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz (pics)

Spam.

jjfac

reddit.com

2009-05

2009-05-12 20:48:18

And just like that.. our relationship was over.

bbbb...but sea salt is natural, not the kind that is bleached with chloride!

bertrand

science

2009-05

2009-05-12 23:51:50

No difference. Sodium is sodium. (And yes, I realize that you were joking.)

You mean, like when nature creates mutant germs that defeat all treatments?

bertrand

science

2009-06

2009-06-16 11:33:15

"The practice of medicine is a blend of science and art. Medical Science is concerned with preventing and curing illness. Nature is concerned with curing and preventing medical science." - Arnold Roth. I doubt he meant homeopathy, but this quote works pretty well on that level.

Gee, I didn't know that.

attekojo

programming

2009-05

2009-05-19 12:21:58

Haskell's got state.

That is because they are designed that way

munky82

AskReddit

2009-06

2009-06-18 10:01:51

I bought some bananas the other day. They're so fucking convenient.

Because then they only need one set of packaging for the US as well as the inferior countries.

freehunter

science

2009-06

2009-06-24 10:04:28

The most annoying thing for me in Australia at the moment is that we've gone from measuring CRT TVs in centimetres to measuring flat panel TVs in inches.. WHY?!

Desperate.

cumpetlover

worldnews

2009-03

2009-03-08 13:30:34

Fake. Palestinians shooting their own.

Yes, because everyone who believes in God denounces evolution unequivocally.

jwoodsutk

funny

2009-03

2009-03-13 09:39:29

Doonesbury Takes on Creationism

I'm sure they'll grow up and fit into society just fine.

Zentripetal

news

2009-03

2009-03-14 19:38:47

This kind of crap is why I homeschool my kids. Rewarding competence with insecurity? Fuck the public school system.

Yes, please pay off my student loans...I'm tired of paying for them.

boot20

reddit.com

2009-03

2009-03-23 04:59:36

Student Loan Bailout. Just do it.

Please tell me your forgot the

boot20

reddit.com

2009-04

2009-04-24 00:09:21

I support ANY option as long as it: a) works b) provides benefits that are greater than the external harm it causes c) shortens conflicts d) saves civilian lives Now if we can just get Obama to cancel Gerald Ford's executive order prohibiting assassination, we could REALLY make some progress.

It's only million with a T. It couldn't possibly imbalance anything, or be the root cause of all these problems in the first place!

sextusempiricus

Economics

2009-03

2009-03-23 15:41:37

A trillion dollars here, a trillion dollars there ...

I dont see the second company.

nkktwotwozero

business

2009-04

2009-04-07 22:23:58

Actually a rumour was just leaked that they're splitting GM in two - a company that'll have GM's profitable divisions and another company that'll have their dogs and laggards.

And the liberals **never, ever** called republicans Nazis...

jacekplacek

politics

2009-04

2009-04-08 21:14:18

Why the hell is it that conservatives can break Godwin's law ad nauseum and no one seems to mind? WND, National Review, Beck, all calling liberals Nazis, and it's happening more frequently as time goes on.

and Earth

danbillings

pics

2009-04

2009-04-09 21:17:09

And Elvis!

people honestly think this crap is funny?

sleepingorange

funny

2009-04

2009-04-14 15:37:56

The Most Epic "Staredad" ever.

I'm sure the families of thousands of dead Americans and Iraquis appreciate your call for patience.

borodino

politics

2009-04

2009-04-22 20:34:40

It may well be that intelligence obtained by torture is useless because people tell you whatever they think will stop the torture, even if they don't know what they are talking about - but that doesn't logically mean that there were no Iraqi WMDs, or Iraq-AQ connections. Let's not rush to a premature judgment folks! Just because we haven't found WMDs or evidence for Iraq-AQ links yet, doesn't mean that they won't be found.

I hope you forgot the

jayathecat

Economics

2009-04

2009-04-25 14:50:05

Don't worry the bottom is in. Buy! Buy! Buy!

oh gawd that's why the joke is funny

catch23

funny

2009-01

2009-01-08 11:05:36

they are in present lol 1955 military time not year

gee, i don't know why anyone would compare the Israelis to Nazis

BoredHottie

worldnews

2009-01

2009-01-09 21:29:31

Israeli army ordered 70 persons of extended family to gather in one building. The next morning the same army bombed the building, Killing and injuring dozens.

I predict somebody is going to make a fortune selling incontinence bags to airline passengers.

cbucket

business

2009-02

2009-02-27 21:07:27

Airline may charge for toilet use. Don't forget to bring your metal coins.

But there was no national debt before he got into office

AnythingApplied

Economics

2009-01

2009-01-10 09:12:08

No he didn't. He inherited a bad situation and made it worse.

I for one always stop for a virtuoso violinist when I've left for work 5 minutes late.

ManifestoConform

psychology

2009-01

2009-01-10 18:57:55

It's Rush Hour. One of the world's best muscians is playing in the Subway. Do you stop and Listen?

Of course, the fact that we didn't see this creature until now is evidence that God has created it recently, to answer our scientists' prayers of finding the "missing link" so they could prove evolution.

akruvi

atheism

2009-01

2009-01-14 08:57:15

A fish with legs filmed outside the coast of Japan. Suck on that, creationists!

I fucking love that the media is so negative towards Obama ... when they gave such praise to Bush and that *really* worked in their favor ...

fingers

politics

2009-01

2009-01-24 14:17:06

CNN Commentary: Obama breaks his own rule

oh wow I am so surprised I never saw this coming

Mulsanne

reddit.com

2009-02

2009-02-23 03:15:36

Heath Ledger FTW!!!!

sweet .. can I check all my credit card with this ...

darwin_wins

pics

2009-02

2009-02-23 03:39:03

Has Your Credit Card Number Been STOLEN On The Internet?

Because we have something **BETTER** - Being Politically Correct!

redbeard0x0a

pics

2009-11

2009-11-06 21:17:14

Japanese Barcodes. These are fun. Why don't we have these in the west?

you're just saying that because you fear a strong conservative woman.

jeff61813

politics

2009-11

2009-11-16 02:11:57

God what a whiner. She has a persecution complex, like most Republicans. Witness also Carrie Prejean.

*I want to ...*

Reddil

pics

2009-09

2009-09-10 04:05:04

We'll see how long that last...

Come on, everyone knows about the hammer and ruler subatomic particles and their special properties when they interact.

SAugsburger

pics

2009-11

2009-11-20 14:47:19

It still falls under classical mechanics. It's sure as hell not quantum mechanics.

How dare you not have children when you didn't want them!

Korale

AskReddit

2009-11

2009-11-20 16:58:39

Oh, and we do catch shit about it. But even though we aren't having any kids, that doesn't stop us from practicing! Cheers!

He should find somebody to sue.

scottklarr

pics

2009-11

2009-11-20 21:08:44

This is the set of pictures of our visitor DannyThomson, who put the link in the comments and shortly wrote his story...

Nixon was one greatest minds in history.

joe0185

politics

2009-11

2009-11-22 19:17:20

Guess which president first proposed Universal Health Care and who opposed it

Just because his memory and/or knowledge only goes back to 1983?

easyantic

sports

2009-11

2009-11-29 10:20:49

Yep came to post the same thing.

Yeah, I think you figured it out.

PoorDepthPerception

atheism

2009-12

2009-12-10 15:10:37

What is the point of this? To tell us that we should equalize everyone and never let anyone rise above the crowd?

dude, stop slowing everyone else down!

refreshbot

AskReddit

2009-12

2009-12-11 20:28:04

Here's a method I use: 1. Turn on the water 2. Ensure a paper towel has excreted from the dispenser 3. Get some soap (or soup) 4. Wash your hands 5. Grab excreted paper towel 6. Dry hands 7. Use paper towel to turn off water 8. Use paper towel to open door 9. Throw paper towel in general direction of garbage can 10. Return to desk and use hand sanitizer Works like a charm.

Oh you're such an Obama hater!

migraine516

politics

2009-12

2009-12-12 00:07:14

Let me know when it passes out of the Senate. Everything gets passed out of the House, the Senate seems to hate America. (ie: public option.)

I can't believe President Obama would let him get away like that!

packer64

news

2009-12

2009-12-12 15:44:02

How Osama bin Laden Escaped... In December, 2001, a small group of U.S. special operations forces had al Qaeda's main man cornered in Tora Bora. Days later, he crossed the border into Pakistan unnoticed. Here is the story of the White House policy that let him get away.

It's racism I tell ya!

hansolo

reddit.com

2009-12

2009-12-18 16:18:32

People seem to be getting half the comments in this post the wrong way, what's up with that?

Never underestimate the power of a moron who knows "just enough"

ACiDGRiM

linux

2009-12

2009-12-18 20:18:25

I own an Eee PC where the hard drive is an SSD chip soldered to the motherboard. I'm pretty sure removing that would void my warranty.

No, it's because all the other mainstream media are biased.

marielleN

funny

2009-12

2009-12-23 03:38:16

Sadly, it says they are mindless sheep following everything fox news says. Notice how people that watch fox news refuse to watch any other network? It's because the other networks don't tell them exactly what they want to hear.

Then Id just plant something on you; cops would never lie states case

figureoflight

news

2009-12

2009-12-23 19:43:03

yeah too bad I don't actually break any laws...

yes, yes it is

Cavemonster

IAmA

2009-12

2009-12-26 17:56:04

So, is *Team America: World Police* truly the pinnacle of your art, or what?

But but,,,Macs are secure because no one uses them....

KnightKrawler

funny

2009-12

2009-12-29 04:19:49

Security by obscurity is no security at all! *:P*

From all the tips they provided, it sounds like an "at home" wedding can be just as expensive as one held at a hall.

MrBabyMan_

Frugal

2009-06

2009-06-04 17:56:30

At-home weddings: tips and reminders for this lovely idea

Aaaand this is why Americans are well loved around the globe.

iveL

IAmA

2009-09

2009-09-08 17:48:41

Then shut up.

That producer sounds like a real swell guy

marcusesses

IAmA

2009-09

2009-09-09 23:22:16

In Rudin Productions' New York office near Times Square, his time is surgically managed by five assistants, who are classified by duty. The executive assistant, or "No. 1" in Rudin shorthand, manages the schedule and travels with the boss. That position, the highest-paid, is now held by a 22-year-old. The second-ranking assistant occupies the "hot seat," manning phones and helping Mr. Rudin hunt down people he wants to speak with and dodge the ones he doesn't. The third-ranking assistant handles "documents," including faxes and emails. No. 4 keeps an eye on Mr. Rudin's personal business and three homes, in New York City, Quogue, Long Island, and Washington, Conn. A fifth keeps tabs on the theater and art worlds, informing him of new shows and upcoming exhibitions, although that spot is currently vacant. Yet another assistant handles telephones and errands in L.A. The assistants' tasks are by turns glamorous and mundane. On occasional Saturdays, the weekend's on-call assistant -- a rotating position -- has stood outside a Times Square theater, waiting with tickets in case Mr. Rudin wanted to attend a show. (If he didn't show up, the assistant could use them). Former assistants say they have handled chores such as returning videotapes, dropping off dry-cleaning and picking up rotisserie chicken. But they can also find themselves in Hollywood meetings with the likes of Nicole Kidman, Jude Law or Jim Carrey. For the hot-seat assistant, the day starts with a 6:00 a.m. run to Mr. Rudin's apartment in the San Remo building on Manhattan's Central Park West, where he lives with his partner of seven years, John Barlow, founder of a New York public-relations firm that focuses on Broadway shows. There, the aide retrieves the boss's list of outstanding phone calls, often 30 pages long, which Mr. Rudin has annotated during the night. Given Mr. Rudin's dealings in London, New York and Los Angeles, calls must be prioritized according to time zone and urgency. Mr. Rudin usually arrives at work around 6:30 a.m., at which time the hot-seat assistant begins dialing. His company has just 18 employees and since Mr. Rudin involves himself in nearly every aspect of a production, from securing adaptation rights to marketing the finished product, the volume of calls is heavy. He says he makes or receives about 400 in an average day. Mr. Rudin says he is "regularly shocked by the lack of cultural knowledge" in his work force. He once asked an assistant to get a DVD of the 1952 film "The Member of the Wedding," but when he mentioned the name of the director, the staffer didn't recognize it. Mr. Rudin says he asked the young man: "Your parents paid for you to go to college and you don't know who Fred Zinnemann is?" Mr. Zinnemann also directed "Oklahoma!," "High Noon" and "The Day of the Jackal." The producer -- who once forced an underling to tape a sign defining the word "anticipate" in huge letters above his desk -- says that when he asks follow-up questions about work, assistants often look back at him "like I'm speaking Urdu." He tells them, "When I ask you these questions, have an answer ready. Then I would think you're intelligent." He is also known for a wicked sense of humor: When one assistant routinely sported ink-stained shirt pockets, Mr. Rudin bought him a half-dozen expensive dress shirts at Bergdorf Goodman, which he then had an intern spot with ink blotches. The atmosphere drives assistants to perform remarkable tasks. In May 2004, for instance, director Stephen Daldry was climbing in the Himalayas when Mr. Rudin became desperate to show him a new screenplay. After an assistant got the pages into the director's hands in Nepal, Mr. Daldry says he later asked Mr. Rudin in amazement, "How did you find me?" (An assistant got Mr. Daldry's office to say where he was vacationing, then hired a specialty courier service to take the script to Kathmandu.) In 1992, L.A.-based assistant Adam Schroeder was asked to deliver an offer to author Terry McMillan, whose best-seller "Waiting to Exhale" was the subject of a bidding war. Mr. Schroeder says he flew to San Francisco on the Fourth of July, then drove to her suburban home, where she answered the door in a bathrobe. Even after Mr. Schroeder helped the writer's little boy search for a lost rabbit, Mr. Rudin didn't get the film rights. The loss didn't get Mr. Schroeder fired. He now operates his own production outfit in Hollywood. Ms. McMillan declined to comment. Other times when things go wrong, Mr. Rudin lets loose. Former assistants say he sometimes vents his anger by throwing phones and office supplies, prompting assistants to take precautions. Some feared Mr. Rudin might hurl an easily accessible framed picture on his desk, so they surreptitiously moved it out of his reach. Others measured Mr. Rudin's phone cord so they could keep the appropriate distance. "The rookies often stood too close," remembers Mr. Evans. Mr. Rudin says he's thrown things "occasionally, but very rarely." Under such pressure, assistants feel compelled to push themselves. Connor Price, who was the No. 1 assistant for a time last year, spent a sick day at home alternately vomiting and giving instructions to his co-workers, until Mr. Rudin finally told them to stop calling. Mr. Price might have had reason to be nervous. Shortly after being hired, he came across a note in which another assistant wrote to Mr. Rudin: "Regarding Connor Price: I know your first impressions weren't great. In fact, you called this guy an idiot." Adam Rosenberg, who spent six months working for Mr. Rudin last year, was petrified after the boss found fault with an art-journal piece he had translated from French. Mr. Rosenberg couldn't define what specific words meant in English. "What are you doing? I don't want you messing around," he says Mr. Rudin reprimanded. "He gave me a lecture about not paying attention." To set things right, Mr. Rosenberg got to the office at 5:30 the next morning and called the article's French author for a literal translation. When Mr. Rudin -- who doesn't speak French -- called in, Mr. Rosenberg recited the piece word-for-word. He recalls Mr. Rudin's response: "OK," followed by a hang-up. Mr. Rudin says, "He did get points for speaking French." The prize for surviving Mr. Rudin's hazing is a first-hand education in being a Hollywood shark. The producer, for example, tries to make sure business associates owe him a call -- rather than the other way around -- by having his assistants call contacts at times when they're unlikely to answer, leaving messages instead. At one time Terry Press, head of marketing at DreamWorks, had a nighttime voicemail greeting that said: "If you're anyone other than Scott Rudin's office, please leave a message." "We have been guilty of dumping calls occasionally," Mr. Rudin concedes. Working for Mr. Rudin also offers access to the sort of high-level Hollywood executives unseen by most starting assistants. As a young grunt working for the producer in the early 1990s, Brandon Camp met actor Tim Robbins and Sherry Lansing, then Paramount's studio chief. He notes Mr. Rudin's knack for finding movie fodder, sometimes when still in manuscript form. "He'll say, 'This book is going to be an incredible hit,' and everybody says, 'Well, maybe'...and the book turns out to be 'The Firm,' " says Mr. Camp. The Rudin-produced movie version of the John Grisham thriller made more than $150 million at theU.S. box office. Mr. Rudin credits his young staffers with providing him with some helpful tips. Years ago, it was an assistant who first drew his attention to the below-the-radar movie "Bottle Rocket" -- the directorial debut of Wes Anderson, now one of Mr. Rudin's favorite creative minds. "You cannot overestimate the contribution that they make, being 22-year-old guys who like movies and music and bands," he says. Mr. Rudin tries to ease life for his staff with generous compensation and occasional gifts. "It's bad enough I'm sure that they feel emotionally exploited," he says. "I don't want them to feel commercially exploited as well." Perks have ranged from the week-long Nantucket vacation he purchased for onetime assistant Kevin Walsh to the Mini Cooper he gave Mark Roybal, a former assistant soon to be named the company's president, as a wedding gift. Rudin alums have a powerful bond. At Mr. Roybal's wedding two years ago, 13 former assistants attended, as well as the producer himself. Some have gone into business together, like movie producers Lars Knudsen and Beau Flynn. Once a year Derek Skaletsky, who worked for Mr. Rudin in the late 1990s and now works for a children's haircut franchise near Boston, gets together with a half-dozen old Rudin Productions buddies for a steak dinner. "Everybody in Hollywood tries to be tough, but not many people have the game," says Mr. Skaletsky. "Rudin's got it."

Well of course, he's like superman, what'd you expect?

Trebuchetify

AskReddit

2009-09

2009-09-10 04:29:20

Is it strange that after the past 8 years of a retard president, when I hear an Obama speach I start to cry.

Yes, the massive violation of individual rights is beautiful.

AmidTheSnow

canada

2009-09

2009-09-10 19:51:16

Canadian health care Story. I went to my doctor on Tuesday, I am getting my CATscan tonight. Free and fast with no one between me and my doctor. It's a beauty, Eh? Thank you Tommy Douglas. Good Luck America. We're pulling for you.

I know those switcher ads are so cerebral... get a clue M$ <-- the dollar sign is because they like money!

s-m-a-c-k

tech

2009-09

2009-09-11 13:50:37

First Windows 7 TV Ad. How stupid does Microsoft think users are?

Obama doesn't like black people either.

creddit1

funny

2009-09

2009-09-16 04:43:43

Listen to Obama call Kanye a Jackass, it'll make you smile.

We need another Stalin: he knew how to deal with dissenters...

aveceasar

politics

2009-09

2009-09-16 19:54:51

Good. These crazy fuckers need to be stopped. Our country needs to become less crazy.

You forgot the

mattindustries

WTF

2009-09

2009-09-23 08:02:48

Yeah, well, I'm sure the bicyclist broke some law at some point in his life and got away with it, so there's his punishment.

...kind of sounds like an eating disorder.

inanimal

DoesAnybodyElse

2009-09

2009-09-26 13:56:08

DAE feel really hungry, but absolutely repulsed by the sight, smell and thought of food?

The red star?

johnwayne1

pics

2009-10

2009-10-05 00:32:37

Something is "odd" about this flag.

What if we're white?

fallopianswimteam

AskReddit

2009-10

2009-10-08 18:47:20

Thriller-era Zombie Michael Jackson.

Sure, "separate but equal" is still a great idea.

quodestveritas

politics

2009-10

2009-10-13 08:13:27

Gay people can do what they like but I don't see why we have to call it marriage. Give them the same rights but just call it something else. I mean you can't have 2 guys be sisters. We have a special word for 2 women being children of the same parents, they are sisters. Sisters have all the same rights and abilities that brothers have, they're not upset that they can't call each other brothers. They each have their own special word that's exclusively for them. Why not do the same thing for marriage. Men and women get their own special word, people of the same sex get their own special word. Everyone's special.

Yeah, because the danger of plaster burning your fingers off is just as inherently obvious as the danger of a car crash.

xii

reddit.com

2009-10

2009-10-13 16:04:52

hey, do I have to describe to you what happens when a human head connects with a tree trunk at 60MPH, or will you just put on your fuckin seatbelt, because i told you to?

Yea, this sounds real fair.

0rigin

worldnews

2009-10

2009-10-19 12:40:41

The most common charge against Palestinian children is stone-throwing - often at the concrete separation wall - punishable by up to 20 years of imprisonment under Israeli Military Order 378, one of 1,500+ orders that dictate Palestinian life under occupation for more than 4 decades.

Yeah, there's no difference between other men thinking your wife is hot and a man being alone with your wife taking nude pictures of her, is there?

ilostmymangoman

AskReddit

2009-10

2009-10-23 08:13:51

As a matter of fact, she should respect that he isn't comfortable with *any* other men around her, as those men might at some point think that she's hot, and that's totally disrespectful. As a matter of fact, any time she goes out of the house, to prevent other men from disrespecting him, she should wear a veil to hide her face. That's the ticket.

Gee wouldn't reddit be great if *everyone* did that?

rufusthenoodle

DoesAnybodyElse

2009-10

2009-10-30 18:30:31

DAE delete their unsuccessful comments? No 1s or *gasp* 0s for me. I send those comments packing.

Ah, to live in a world in which terrible misogyny is actually marginalized.

xerxes923

feminisms

2009-07

2009-07-05 17:23:57

So basically, since you've got nothing in response, you're going to marginalize my viewpoint by baselessly attacking my character. Thank you for demonstrating for everyone the complete lack of substance in your position.

and thus progresses Murdoch's descent into oblivion.

xxprometheus

geek

2009-08

2009-08-06 23:11:08

Rupert Murdoch plans to charge for the Web, sue everyone!

so, is it time to get ready for our government *invitation* for inoculation?...

docsavage96

Pandemic

2009-07

2009-07-13 17:16:24

UPDATE 1-U.S. to spend another $1 billion on flu vaccine

I hope they execute him for his crime

Spell

worldnews

2009-07

2009-07-17 16:01:23

A garden gnome giving the Nazi salute has landed a German artist in trouble with the authorities in Nuremberg.

They should have other options, like: * Homeopathy * Christian Science * E-meters (Scientology) * Prayer * Magick

electricfoxx

politics

2009-07

2009-07-18 06:04:03

Health Bill Would OK Forced Vaccinations in Private Homes

Let's replace the weight with garbage!

kieranmullen

energy

2009-07

2009-07-22 15:55:33

Don't change the moons mass, unless you want to wave bye-bye to our sattelite, the tides and most life on this planet.

Forget about the war and health care and the economy and housing - why won't Obama show us his birth certificate?

Zoshchenko

politics

2009-07

2009-07-30 13:53:47

Dennis Kucinich: 30,000,000 are losing their homes, 50,000,000 have no health care, but we have money for wars

Nah, it's how they teach grammar in private schools..

embretr

politics

2009-08

2009-08-04 20:30:53

I truly hope for the sake of humanity that you are a troll.

I thought that's what askreddit was.

guga31bb

AskReddit

2009-08

2009-08-06 18:00:03

Should we have a Love and Relationships subreddit?

Yeah, but you had to spend all your money to upgrade the ending.

Fjordo

gaming

2009-08

2009-08-08 18:21:37

I thought it was saved by the fact you could unlock a better ending.

yeah... scroll wheels are overrated...

nolcotin

programming

2009-08

2009-08-14 16:51:54

Single button design really is better. It prevents the application developer from hiding functionality behind context menus that the user has to hunt for.

Yeah I am sure this is the world's first cocaine bar..

carldamien

Drugs

2009-08

2009-08-22 02:10:30

The world's first cocaine bar - Route 36 has turned La Paz, Bolivia into a hotspot for drug tourism, tempting backpackers from all over the world

Fox News - class act the whole way.

california_roll

politics

2009-08

2009-08-26 13:29:57

Not even 12 hours after his death: Fox News posts disgraceful timeline of Senator Kennedy's life

She's probably a really sweet girl...

leilaniandjake

WTF

2009-08

2009-08-01 03:19:47

Best Reaction EVER (PIC)

Agreed, let's go back to hating the poor.

eatYourDamnVeggies

Frugal

2009-05

2009-05-08 03:28:03

Does anyone else feel silly 'hating' the wealthy?

Ya that Candian government sure enforces one hell of a police state.

Rawrgor

WTF

2009-05

2009-05-19 01:53:29

to go where? Canada where you can be arrested for not using the handrail on an escalator? where it's illegal in places to carpool? How about the UK? the most surveilled country on the planet? Why not be a patriotic American by standing up and fighting to improve the system. This is one of the few countries where you can do that.

Yes, its like prostitution but you can pretend to all your girl friends that you're not a slut 'cos it was just for your first time and you got like $2 million!

jaysonbank

offbeat

2009-05

2009-05-21 06:02:46

I kinda like the idea. My first time (and I'm sure a lot of people's) was terrible - how great it would have been to be able to arrange it all in advance and make some money off it into the bargain.

this is why we need gays in the military - it makes rape moot if they are captured

phlux

conspiracy

2009-05

2009-05-28 00:29:50

This shouldn't be particularly surprising. Rape is a common first line of attack in torture, due to the horrific psychological trauma it inflicts.

She looks like a pleasant person.

eromitlab

pics

2009-05

2009-05-30 14:59:17

Is this guy screwed or what? Bride gets wedding cake made in her image!

I guess the murderer feels that life is sacred.

randy9876

reddit.com

2009-05

2009-05-31 20:23:45

Dr. George Tiller shot entering church this morning

They just bog down a good newscast anyway.

iltat

politics

2009-06

2009-06-06 07:08:19

Bill O'Reilly does not let facts get in the way of his opinion.

Well everyone knows I'm protected from being offended by others actions and opinions by the first amendment.

shriverd

politics

2009-06

2009-06-08 20:50:29

Whose Civil Rights Get Squashed By Maine's Gay Marriage Bill?

To be fair to the police, they were all dirty foreigners.

Kyusu

ukpolitics

2009-06

2009-06-10 09:02:35

Holy crap - London's Metropolitan Police accused of waterboarding suspects

Thank god we're not descendant from animals.

david76

science

2009-06

2009-06-21 23:17:21

Same-Sex Behavior Found in Nearly All Animals

I don't understand why people keep on labeling Rush as propaganda.

jaimelazaro

politics

2009-03

2009-03-08 12:53:02

Like most, he probably hasn't really put much thought into the propaganda he's swallowing nor has he reasoned through his own beliefs and how they relate to the issues.

Right, and they were probably reading up on their *Protocols of the Elders of Zion*, too.

sanhedrin

worldnews

2009-03

2009-03-14 02:42:08

well, wasn't the celebration those Israeli Jews dancing on the hood of their truck in NY?

sorry...

garyp714

politics

2009-04

2009-04-15 17:47:15

Wing nuts or no, there should be no fond thinking regarding most provisions of the "Patriot" Act.

Why do you hate America so much, freedom hater?

INaktivist

AskReddit

2009-04

2009-04-19 16:21:47

not any time soon. fear is an effective tool of governance.

Anal Cyst

jsragman

reddit.com

2009-01

2009-01-22 02:30:53

Limbaugh: I hope Obama 'fails'

Reuters is the reliable source here, WHO should review their claims.

BanX

worldnews

2009-04

2009-04-26 12:29:35

Spot the difference? C'mon people, freak out with me.

To criticize this decision is by itself an act of anti-Semite racism ... and, why not, act of terrorism!

BanX

politics

2009-01

2009-01-18 18:36:43

PBS Bill Moyer's criticizes Gaza offensive. Anti-Defamation League rushes in and calls Moyers a "racist."

Thanks, Obama, for creating a more transparent government that doesn't deem it wise to tell a city about large airplanes flying similar to 9/11's airplanes.

MisterBusiness

reddit.com

2009-04

2009-04-28 03:41:03

Emotional Video of a Crowd Running for Their Lives from Today's Air Force 1 NYC Flyover "Photo Op"

Yes, I've heard dealers cut their weed with oregano

soupnatzi

worldnews

2009-04

2009-04-29 11:40:18

Well, is there any other kind of weed? Is there "non-amazing" weed?

But... But... Jews suck anyway!

Grue

worldnews

2009-01

2009-01-05 08:52:35

Video of Carnage in Gaza Market is a hoax