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1 | Oh give him a break, he has only been in office a hundred days. | muyoso | pics | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-04 | 2009-04-26 21:22:09 | What did he do, exactly? He's continuing the various wars, he's still tapping my lines, he thinks taking anything but the established course in the War on Drugs is out of the question... Oh yeah, and he's transferring hundreds of billions of dollars of public money to his campaign donors in a series of bailouts. |
1 | Thank God the Geneva Convention has that 16 acts of torture threshold before we need to prosecute. | IrishJoe | politics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-04 | 2009-04-28 16:04:21 | So just to be clear. According to Fox our government authorized and carried out 10 or 15 illegal acts of torture in flagrant violation of basic human morality, our own longstanding laws and international treaties, not 300 acts. |
1 | "with all those videos, its nearly at capacity" oh dear, better go delete my youtube account! | lordgibby0 | technology | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-04 | 2009-04-29 12:45:55 | "Internet filling up" -Stupid morning show technology correspondent |
0 | And the USA (Iraq) | catsi | worldnews | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-19 21:34:48 | i am, also Israel, and China. |
1 | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | geeeeoffff | business | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-17 01:25:20 | Circuit City to be liquidated |
1 | I have ADHD and it makes perfect sense to me... the windows have to move... can't keep them in one spot too long or it'll cause screen burn... DON'T QUESTION ME! | ace_wolfgang | linux | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-19 20:49:49 | ADHD, I imagine. |
1 | israel has a permanent get-out-of-jail card that allows them to avenge any wrongs done to them, even on kids who have no idea what the fuck is white phosphorus!, but are now burned dead or marked for life... | superfreak77 | worldnews | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-21 23:32:00 | International arrest warrants published for alleged Israeli war criminals |
1 | Yes, they are stimulating the economy by spending money on ads in newspapers, which are hurting because of the Internets. | jo42 | Economics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-09 00:23:34 | Your TARP funds at work |
1 | I don't get it. | LeeJunFan | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-13 00:26:13 | I wonder if this website has any ongoing contest of some sort. |
1 | Right, lets wait 4 more years until he can promise us transparency again and then we know he's telling us the truth so we can re-elect him right? | ysaberi | politics | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-17 02:07:34 | Let's not overreact here. Obama's people just got into office. Let them sort out what information legitimately needs to remain secret. Declaring state secret right now is the only prudent move to make. It is better to keep stuff secret until it is sorted out than it is to leak important information. If they do this again in six months, I will be just as upset as the rest of you. |
1 | I for one, am glad we have priorities straight. | ryksych | offbeat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-17 02:53:35 | The Hidden Cost of War (ANIMATION) |
1 | I'll be happy as long as it continues to develop and enrich the ongoing saga of The Ghostbusters, as Ghostbusters 2 did. | rsmoling | entertainment | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-24 16:35:29 | Ghostbusters 3 Still Being Worked On. May Shoot This Year. |
1 | "The more I people I shoot the better my chances are that I kill the bad guy!!" | jasonhaley | worldnews | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-09 00:10:06 | I'm an airport security guard but I've never been trained to handle or let alone fire a gun. In fact I only a saw a real life gun once in my life and that was back in Africa when I opened by dads draw. Even so. I know it's the height of stupidity to fire at a FUCKING CROWD when most of them are innocent. |
0 | She is a prostitute if she has a pimp. | BalletViolence | AskReddit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-13 01:52:27 | So just fuck a call girl and then don't pay her. She's not a prostitute if you don't pay. |
1 | you forgot | qtx | technology | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-16 07:33:30 | MacBooks will make you the subject of envy for many, but also spoil you rotten with nice design and stable software. I am willing to give up some specs/pay extra for that because I can afford. If I struggled with money, I'd buy Dell or Assus too. The MacBooks are worth the price if you can afford. |
1 | Yeah right, "restored" footage.... | Mark_Taiwan | technology | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-16 16:17:55 | NASA Releases Restored Footage of Moon Landing |
1 | Uhh duh.... Obviously investigating the causes/culprits behind a sexual scandal which may involve the president is much more pertinent to the citizens interests and concerns than the causes/culprits behind the worst attack the country has ever endured, which some have speculated may have involved the president. | Zargathe | reddit.com | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-17 03:55:56 | WATCH: Jesse Ventura: "They Spent 100 Million Dollars Investigating Clinton But Only 4 Million On 9/11!" (vid) |
1 | You don't need evidence when a child is involved | rednightmare | WTF | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-31 17:27:54 | i thought the police had to have evidence for this sort of thing. |
1 | Because he wasn't born in the USA, and NPR are the only ones who can see the truth! | cuppycakeofpain | AskReddit | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-31 18:08:46 | Why does NPR call him "Mr. Obama" and not "President Obama?" |
1 | I'm sure that's really comforting. | unkyduck | politics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-04 12:36:23 | He was able to declare bankruptcy and get it discharged. |
1 | Oh wow what a coincidence. | wakeupsucka | UFOs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-07 03:04:37 | BBC NEWS | UK | England | 'UFO' on BBC Look North webcam |
1 | It didn't happen? | yoda17 | reddit.com | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-07 04:29:55 | why did the holocaust one get downmodded? |
1 | Yeah, I guess you cannot trust a prosecutor when it comes to criminal justice stats. | ADA531 | reddit.com | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-10 01:32:42 | You just said exactly the wrongest thing you possibly could if you want us to trust you, I'm sorry! |
1 | Video or it didn't happen. | IrishJoe | politics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-11 04:13:18 | After delivering this message, John Wayne then cut a thick porterhouse steak off a prize-winning steer with his pocket knife and ate it raw, then fucked 12 playmates on a bed made with American-flag satin sheets while watching the Super Bowl and farting the Stars and Stripes Forever. |
1 | Why would we get rid of the Department of Energy? | boot20 | WTF | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-12 20:45:04 | Don't you mean Public Education FAIL? I guess we're in agreement to get rid of the DoE |
1 | Probably not without our hero, Sara Palin, being in office. | sirjoebob | pics | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-17 15:58:06 | When can we start hunting them from helicopters? |
1 | Yes, and no one would want to represent tree structured data. | BristolPalin | programming | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-23 20:31:03 | Bring back CSV! |
1 | Yes it is,but ut's a great way for the wealthy to cull the less desirables. | Waterrat | politics | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-29 02:10:04 | The National Academy of Scientists says that 20,000 Americans die every year of treatable diseases because they can't see a doctor -- That's the harshest form of rationing in the world |
1 | Well jesus was a big supporter of torture so it's probably no one in the conservative party | Reedzit | politics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-05 | 2009-05-28 18:01:40 | Palin's hometown newspaper isn't afraid to ask the hard questions, such as, "Will the antichrist be a homosexual?" |
1 | Could be hotter. | Mcdropkick | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-05 15:07:50 | from scarlett with love |
1 | It's a good thing that USA and Israeli intelligence are above that sort of interference. | yellowcakewalk | worldnews | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-21 19:05:04 | Iranian intelligence is setting up many bots to spam twitter with propaganda messages |
1 | Compared to Microsoft, who is constantly embracing open standards | s73v3r | programming | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-10 04:10:34 | Did you really expect me to burn those who gave me the information. But apples history shows they don't do open unless they have to. |
1 | I'm sure these customers will be tripping over themselves to sign up for Bell TV or whatever the hell it is they're trying to peddle now. | Timja | canada | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-16 23:21:14 | Bell Canada kills video store, creating new round of DRM victims |
1 | Nonsense, I'm sure preventing people from mourning by banning prayer will have no negative consequences whatsoever. | epicgeek | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-22 19:11:54 | I think they've confused "suppressing dissent" with "fanning the flames of outrage." At least, I hope so. |
1 | We don't truly know if he was assaulting her or just helping her relax. | WTFppl | worldnews | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-01 23:28:15 | What the fuck do you mean "alleged" - are you blind? |
1 | I am continually dumbfounded as to how the rest of the world fails to understand that the lives of Palestinians are worth less than the lives of Israelis. | merpes | worldnews | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-02 17:34:45 | Israel: Settlements to be doubled, Palestinian territory torn in half. |
1 | Yes, we should never support that which we believe in, when our beliefs are unpopular with central control. | Swan_Writes | Drugs | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-03 01:21:44 | Fuck that, they are basically saying "Hey let everyone know you buy weed, even the feds, and local police! by making a donation!" |
0 | Perfectly serviceable words should not be condemned via guilt by association. | sextusempiricus | obama | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-08 18:06:27 | Can we stop using the term "Homeland"when referring to our great country? The term was borrowed By G Dubyah from the Nazis word Heimatland Just like he borrowed so many other techniques to take complete control of our citizens.I wonder where he got these ideas?Grandpa Prescott Bush maybe? |
1 | Pack extra iphones... | dawnerd | pics | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-25 01:31:38 | The iPhone's battery is soldered so it can't be changed by the user. |
1 | like those damn insurance premiums... using my money to pay for others.. | HYPEractive | politics | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2009-04 | 2009-04-05 03:30:30 | Liberals are so fucking generous when they're spending other peoples earned money. |
1 | Good thing he didn't hit that lovely Pontiac Aztec instead! | Baconfat | funny | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-04 | 2009-04-12 06:46:59 | Stupid guy hits a tree with his motorbike |
1 | are you asking for jpeg? | ace_wolfgang | anime | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-04 | 2009-04-30 12:06:14 | Are you sure GIF was the best format for this? |
1 | Obviously the most well-informed and unbiased individual to state the truth of the matter. | Tucci | reddit.com | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-02 07:03:22 | FTA: Ephraim Sneh, a former member of the Israeli cabinet and deputy defense minister from 1999 to 2001 and from 2006 to 2007, is chairman of the Strong Israel party. |
1 | Very original. | Pufflekun | gaming | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-04 03:00:16 | I'm the same way, but I live with my mom and she always brings me a fresh pan to poop in. The diarrhea is my biggest concern, it gets all over mom when she holds the pan for me. |
1 | Downvoted as inaccurate, he's from Kenya so OBVIOUSLY he can't be President, amirite? | SisterRay | politics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-13 13:45:08 | BREAKING: Obama To Close Gitmo Days Into Term |
1 | how very clever. | coleman57 | offbeat | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-30 19:35:34 | The true story of the brave Anon who look on the legions of Scientology armed with only a can of Vaseline, a lot of shaved pubes, and a mighty heart |
1 | Weird the Xbox360 can't help do laundry and cook | warmpita | gaming | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-02 06:29:34 | Microsoft Throwing Xbox 360 Tupperware Parties To Hook Women. Brilliant |
1 | But he didn't type | ladditude | business | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-11 20:32:31 | I think he was being sarcastic. |
1 | Well of course you can buy Mexican coke in Mexico. | epsilona01 | reddit.com | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-18 15:24:47 | You can buy mexican coke in San Antonio easily. |
1 | yeah cause haaretz being written by 'jews' ... would never publish any pro-palestinian articles. | orangesunshine | technology | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-16 23:29:56 | There were a couple of articles on this earlier this year. They were down voted and commented as paranoia and anti-Google articles. Glad this time it's from Haaretz. |
1 | We are all also precious snowflakes; each unique and irreplaceable. | GGINQUISITOR | pics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-05 | 2010-05-14 18:01:58 | We are all beautiful |
1 | Yay for paying 6% more taxes on everything from food to childrens clothing! | Kitchenfire | canada | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-23 22:26:43 | B.C. to harmonize sales tax at 12 per cent next July |
1 | That's a 'Meow' | jmiday | AskReddit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-30 22:24:08 | My cat loves me so much it greets me with a short high purr when it enters a room I'm in. Does your cat love you as much too? |
1 | I've had a root canal without anesthetic and cluster headaches, beat that | jsantos17 | IAmA | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-31 17:28:13 | I also had a root canal without anesthetic. This was only a little over a year ago though and I'm 25. I've given birth before and I *still* have never felt pain worse than the root canal.. |
1 | Yeah because that old lady looked seriously dangerous, they had no other options. | AnotherWebDesigner | WTF | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-11 06:54:25 | why should an old lady with a knife be any different than some gang banger. Does any retard here know how dangerous it is to be a cop, better safe than sorry. She deserved it. |
1 | Thank goodness no ransom was paid | EllieElliott | worldnews | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-11 20:54:30 | Somali Pirates Charge for Expenses While Holding Ship for Ransom - the pirates were paid $270,000 for food and other supplies |
1 | Anything's better than Palin! | el_pinata | politics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-12 01:23:27 | Huh. I guess this Hitler fellow sounds like a reasonable chap; shall we give him a shot come 2012? |
1 | Perhaps if he read the book he'd realize that he's now going to burn forever in a lake of fire for modifying the scripture. | striker69 | politics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-14 00:02:29 | W-T-F? Bobby Jindal crosses out passages in his Bible showing Jesus healing the sick, campaigns against health care. |
1 | Xhosa | BravelyBraveSirRobin | AskReddit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-16 02:58:31 | I was asked, "What culture do you identify with?" on a form the other day. I wrote down, "Internet." So... what culture do you identify with? |
1 | Gee, who would have thought that electing an actor instead of someone that's actually qualified to do the job would fucks things up .. | ydm6669 | politics | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-16 03:27:06 | Let me get this straight, Reagan was the greatest modern president, he turned the US into a debtor nation, cut social programs, supported Sadam, sold Iran thousands of missiles, armed and trained those who became the Taliban and Al Qaeda, and married religion with conservatism. There anything else? |
1 | Yes, I also thought that was the most important take-away from his argument. | hseldon10 | atheism | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-19 16:49:17 | You're |
1 | Well, if banning guns is the answer, then apparently we need to ban police and police uniforms, too. | junkmale | offbeat | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-05 | 2009-05-17 18:28:12 | Some of them may have been cops. (This is part of the problem in Mexico.) |
1 | Yeah, it sends it back to Google for analysis. | Cleydwn | programming | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-05 | 2009-05-25 05:15:10 | If you guys think Safari stores a lot of crap then you guys should see how Chrome handles browsing data. |
0 | I don't think you can sue someone for invading your privacy after you give them your e-mail and login information and sign a release form... just saying. | onehandvisual | politics | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-18 17:18:33 | Hmmm... Well I would argue the city has no right to these things. I would suggest employees put faux emails and passwords. Everyone should have an email they use as a dead drop dump for spam and other things of that nature. Give them that one. Or just make one up. If they check it, ask them why they tried to nose in on your privacy and sue the bejesus out of them. |
1 | because they're the only democracy in the middle east and the greatest friend to America! | suparabbit | politics | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-06 02:23:31 | Ok, but why are we aiding these assholes ? |
1 | Duh, they have to get the access logs somehow. | dawnerd | worldnews | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-16 23:35:30 | Apparently Twitter's servers are down for maintenance. |
1 | I'm not so sure about you, but I get Atheists knocking on my door like every weekend trying to give me copies of annoying pamphlets that scare my kids with the idea that hell isn't a real place and that they are only surrounded by other people, a thin atmosphere, and boggling amounts of empty space beyond that. | carpespasm | atheism | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-18 01:41:00 | Why do theists so often experience the need to persuade me that there is a god ? |
1 | Why, kill all the non-whites, of course. | greenmonstah | WTF | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-20 06:01:09 | Okay, wise sage, tell us of the inequality behind the races instead of beating around teh bush. Also, waht is the solution to the problem? |
1 | Fight back- use a credit union of a former employer with no service fees like I do! | sommerich | australia | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-06 | 2009-06-20 11:23:47 | Everyone has been quick to jump on the bank bashing bandwagon. I think it's about time I can go for a night on the piss down the pub and not have $20 in shrapnel in the morning. My current debit card should be enough, just like buying a beer in a UK pub. If they try to add a transaction charge on each purchase though i'll be grabbing a pitchfork. |
1 | it does, but at least it just freezes so you don't have to see a scary BSOD, you know. | realnowhereman | programming | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-07 08:45:23 | ...because Linux doesn't have kernel panics, right? |
1 | use a mac | schnuck | technology | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-18 12:56:31 | Use a port other than 22. |
1 | can i have a source for that? | IbnReddit | worldnews | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-20 15:36:34 | "I would like to start by apologizing to the Iranian people for the overthrow of your elected government in 1953, know as Operation Ajax, in which the US and GB secretly deposed your prime minister in order to prevent the Iranian people from controlling their own oil supplies" |
1 | Free labor is the wet dream of every red-blooded American capitalist, you America-hater! | mellowmonk | programming | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-29 19:56:51 | I see "unpaid internship" jobs on Craigslist everyday. Is me or our society sick? |
1 | Wow, that wasn't unbiased at all. | hillkiwi | reddit.com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-31 20:30:03 | Destruction from Within |
1 | yea, its just that easy ain't it. | pastanoose | WTF | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-04 | 2009-04-09 03:49:42 | An invisible jail. All he has to do is hunker down, lose weight, exercise, and take care of himself, and get on some dating sites and he will be rolling in the pussy. |
1 | you twat, not that kind of viral! | ace_wolfgang | WTF | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-09 04:15:04 | True viral marketing would ensure that the Whopper is infected with Salmonella. |
1 | ah... the beauty of two girls one cup... such a masterpiece it is. | ace_wolfgang | technology | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-01 | 2009-01-12 19:43:37 | *Two?* The internet has some **big** surprises in store for you... |
1 | These graphics completely OWN it's other mech competitor Armored Core 4 Answer... man I wish I didn't dish all that money out for that when I could have THIS! | ace_wolfgang | gaming | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-28 08:58:51 | Virtual On Oratorio Tangram coming to XBox Live Arcade. Hell yes giant robot fighting! |
1 | Yes, the guy's an idiot....but then again, he has all of 12 years if experience. | yoda17 | linux | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-01 12:24:49 | Really...REALLY???? This is just 15 convoluted obviously paid by Microsoft ramblings of "Jon Davis(aka "stimpy77")" Seriously, don't even bother to read it. I did read it, and all of his reasons are just out there to troll for more exposure. Here is what he says in a nutshell: I love Windows, and hate everything else. Microsoft gave me money to write this, and that's not really my picture as I Photoshopped it to make myself look like a serious person who should be taken seriously, and respected because I know stuff, but really it looks like I'm a serial killer, or a paedophile. |
1 | Of course it's a "less of a country", those people don't speak English they don't even speak a respectable (nordic or romance) language, they speak some unintelligible "Eastern European" language, meaning of course they've only recently entered the iron age ... | joe24pack | worldnews | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-02 05:42:58 | Is the title of this link somehow implying the Czech Republic is normally viewed as 'less of a country' as compared to the US or the UK? As someone who is Slovakian which is basically Czech...I resent that. I'd much rather raise children in any part of Europe versus the United States. At least they might not be the size of a fucking tank by the time they are 12. |
1 | I forgot: | halligan00 | Economics | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-08 14:17:12 | I suppose the non-drivers receive NO benefit from the presence of roads? Much like childless people recieve NO benefit from public schools, and people who have a fire-safe house recieve NO benefit from the fire dept. |
1 | Once its digitized it's too easy for it to be blocked as spam, wont anyone think of the advertisers? | powerdeamon | environment | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-12 16:17:16 | we still have snail mail? For packages? OK. But everything else, really? All the paper, all the transportation, all the man-hours delivering to you thousands of little pieces of paper every year. All of that could be easily digitized...but no. |
1 | Thats a ripoff of Cy&H! | myotheralt | comics | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-20 05:39:52 | A heart attack? |
1 | oh wow I am so surprised I never saw this coming | Mulsanne | reddit.com | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-23 03:26:44 | Heath Ledger Wins Oscar! |
1 | Wow you read my mind. | son-of-chadwardenn | funny | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-24 04:14:59 | You're a pro-Bush Catholic Republican that opposes the legalization of marijuana, but while you didn't like Obama during the election, you're warming to him now and like where his administration is going? |
1 | No on the contrary I pimp out my friends to priests for money. | VengefulPenor | IAmA | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-10 | 2009-10-06 23:02:47 | Does that make you some sort of male prostitute? |
1 | needed some gagging drool laden deep throat face fucking to really make it good. | malakon | nsfw | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-10 | 2009-10-14 01:04:38 | 40 minutes of real female orgasms. Incredibly erotic. |
1 | try programming without a keyboard | SirPsychoS | programming | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-10 | 2009-10-16 19:33:17 | Did you know: Design is as important as typing |
0 | Full game isn't out yet. | GoogilyMoogily | gaming | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 2009-02-21 00:55:52 | Is the game actuly any good? (full version) |
1 | lol Obviously its GTA's fault.... If it wasn't for Super Mario, I wouldn't be a plumber that eats lots of shrooms everyday and throws turtles at people. | jceez | gaming | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2009-10 | 2009-10-20 17:05:41 | Apparently, in the state of California, you can't blame Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas for why you ingested LSD, shrooms, meth, and crack and then led police on a high-speed chase after robbing someone with a shotgun. Even if you had played GTA for 10 hours that day. |
1 | Oh hey no... it's a bear... a fucking bear....and the wife... it's that huffington post chick... that's hillarious | contrarian | entertainment | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-10 | 2009-10-25 04:56:30 | Anyone else think The Cleveland Show is just horrible? I've given this show 4 tries, and they've been getting progressively worse. Episode 4 was just awful. For the first time in a long time, I turned off a show without finishing it. It was already bad, what topped it for me was a "racist joke" prefaced with "That's not racist, this is racist: All asians are bad drivers" or something to that effect. That's not racist, that's fucking terrible television. Goodbye forever Cleveland Brown. Unless you make more cameos in family guy. P.S. Fuck that bear. Quite possibly one of the worst character ideas. |
1 | Great story | vegittoss15 | AskReddit | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-05 14:59:12 | I have had chilli in my eye... I could barely see for a good 4 hours :S |
1 | I presume you're an attractive unveiled ethnically European-looking woman? | ropers | videos | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-09 00:15:38 | It's good to know I can run full tilt at Jeremy Clarkson with a strange object in my hand without getting shot. |
1 | you forgot your | hairyforehead | technology | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-11 05:14:48 | Shit just got real |
1 | Naw ... 6Kyrs old made to look like it was 25 Myrs old | jsragman | science | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-07 | 2009-07-17 16:51:58 | 25 million-year-old whale bone discovered on Australian beach |
1 | Gee, to hear all the talking heads tell it, it was those damn people who couldn't pay their mortgages. | jsragman | reddit.com | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-03 | 2009-03-10 16:42:52 | Financial Meltdown : The 12 Corrupt Deals That Caused it |
1 | I hear they are making billions of dollars with this strategy. | acangiano | linux | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-08 14:38:57 | Turning the tables.. "This product is supported in Linux only. Microsoft and Apple operating systems are currently not supported." |
1 | This is going to happen if we switch to socialized healthcare. | CunningStunts | science | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-09 17:04:23 | Ailing Americans Eagerly Await Summer Organ Harvest |
1 | I will downvote you because I am trying to bury the truth. | IndustrialEngineer | politics | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-18 16:29:21 | Around 90% of Americans don't understand economics enough to know that Medicare is one of the main things that made prices spiral out of control. |
1 | b but But Cheney just released a statement saying it did! | sithyiscool | politics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-08 | 2009-08-26 07:43:31 | Did Waterboarding Actually Work? Just-released CIA documents don't back up Dick Cheney's claims |