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I can't seem to figure out why south and central americans hate our freedoms....
onehandvisual
history
3
3
0
2009-06
2009-06-02 15:25:36
CIA 1954: Operation PB-SUCCESS
1
Damn hippster.
disposable
tf2
8
8
0
2009-06
2009-06-04 16:11:01
Word up. Of course, I was playing it *before* reddit thought it was cool.
1
Pray
derekaw
atheism
2
2
0
2009-06
2009-06-08 02:26:39
Atheism: The only summer job I could find was at a Christian camp. I leave tomorrow. Wish me luck and give me advice please....KTHX.
1
Yeah, too bad McCain isn't President.
woofwoofwoof
politics
1
1
0
2009-06
2009-06-28 00:31:23
Obama voters still a shade unwilling to accept what they really voted for. Give it time, the remainder of you who are in denial will see the light eventually.
1
Because not appealing to the law means picking a fight with someone.
Luminoth
Drugs
-1
-1
0
2009-06
2009-06-28 14:59:27
macho bullshit.
1
And for apparency despite lack of
ladditude
worldnews
7
7
0
2009-03
2009-03-02 12:39:32
Upvoted for mastery of sarcasm.
1
Yes, and the FED too.
hugolp
Economics
2
2
0
2009-03
2009-03-07 22:54:20
Patents are product of the free market.
1
STFU and hurry up with my Mini 9!
s-m-a-c-k
business
-8
-8
0
2009-03
2009-03-10 03:00:30
China: `We feel like we are serving prison sentences', say factory workers for Dell, Microsoft and IBM
1
Because clearly, dough bakes in the ovens of Chicago differently than anywhere else on the planet.
AmazingSyco
technology
1
1
0
2009-03
2009-03-21 04:09:41
A super thin, New York style crust... it makes me go gaga. Perfectly prepared Chicago style deep dish (has to be made in Chicago... nowhere else) is good but my heart belongs to thin and crispy.
1
So now what, socialism in the monetary system?
MrErr
business
1
1
0
2009-03
2009-03-24 19:09:10
China, Russia call to replace dollar as global reserve currency
1
Is this a new list?
jredbone
funny
1
1
0
2009-03
2009-03-27 14:39:18
The Most Ridiculous Domains, I've Ever Seen
1
A tourism ad to be proud of.
BanX
worldnews
6
6
0
2009-01
2009-01-27 00:10:40
YouTube - Not so cool facts about Israel - RELOADED
1
Yay Miami.
ngl
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-04
2009-04-06 16:44:22
Pinecrest, FL home for $1,050,000
0
While it's true that the thing being cut has changed, the skill taken to be able to cut effectively has stayed the same, and in some cases has been elevated to an art form.
ngl
videos
18
18
0
2009-04
2009-04-07 18:00:46
Pre-modern samurai: Cut peoples faces off. Modern samurai: Mostly produce.
1
So... "Before it's too late" because of butterfly-shaped trees with dirt on one of the wings?
Mentok
reddit.com
-2
-2
0
2009-04
2009-04-26 07:59:22
Very creative advertisement from the WWF
1
Yeah, because when they stay out of things like banking regulation and environmental protection everything works out just fine.
indeh
politics
-1
-1
0
2009-04
2009-04-28 20:31:39
Maybe the interests of the country would be best served by congress sitting on their hands and doing nothing. Everything they touch turns to shit.
1
I was told there was a picture of an Asian girl sucking on a long thick white pipe?
nkktwotwozero
Marijuana
16
16
0
2009-04
2009-04-30 23:21:33
Illadelph shot
1
Thank goodness the Israelis can kill Palestinians with ergonomic comfort.
niels_olson
worldnews
1
1
0
2009-01
2009-01-08 15:39:41
If you've been wondering about the futuristic new gun the IDF is using .... (TAR-21)
1
Jeez, Obama is reneging on his promises already.
vecter
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-01
2009-01-22 19:31:08
Obama signs order to shut Guantanamo Bay
1
I believe looking like an idiot makes you look like an idiot... I'm not sure what being an atheist has to do with it.
toastedzergling
reddit.com
2
2
0
2009-01
2009-01-27 01:12:03
Dear Reddit, STOP DISPLAYING THE ATHEISM THREAD ON THE FRONT PAGE! It makes us all look like IDIOTS!
1
Clearly this is the result of Zimbabwean officials not acting "boldly" and "swiftly" enough with their central economic planning to prevent an economic collapse... Good thing the US is taking notes on what happens.
jp007
Economics
15
15
0
2009-01
2009-01-29 18:53:25
Zimbabwe abandons its currency
1
But if there is a demand for cheaper soda capitalism should be producing restaurants that sell such cheaper soda right?
son-of-chadwardenn
politics
0
0
0
2009-02
2009-02-20 22:19:38
Nobody forces you to either eat at a restaurant or drink a soda there.
1
those departments do such a great job
The_Engineer
Economics
-1
-1
0
2009-02
2009-02-23 20:15:32
Eliminating the military would only eliminate the deficit. We'd also have to get rid of almost all domestic programs to make up for the income tax shortfall (e.g. Depts of Energy, Interior, Education, Health/Human Services, SEC, etc.)
1
That could be.. we all know that it's impossible to copy console games.
epsilona01
gaming
3
3
0
2009-10
2009-10-19 15:54:59
PC gaming isn't my area of expertise but does reddit think it might have to do with combating piracy? I know they announced a bit of research last week that said PC piracy was a big problem for them. Maybe they want to own the server so they can check the license?
1
Yes, LSD and sensory deprivation are pretty much exactly the same thing.
foxfaction
Drugs
8
8
0
2009-10
2009-10-22 15:34:48
Out of LSD? Just 15 Minutes of Sensory Deprivation Triggers Hallucinations
1
I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw the "Onion" on the critics review of this... I'd love to have them as serious critics for my movie.
kodiak90
reddit.com
0
0
0
2009-10
2009-10-25 05:05:37
Collapse - Release Date: 6 November 2009
1
We'll miss your bitching and misspelling, belieeve me.
zwaldowski
linux
0
0
0
2009-10
2009-10-27 01:50:29
Not with the Mono infeection, it ain't. I'm switching to Fedora
1
Indian Givers!
Jynx1989
news
2
2
0
2009-10
2009-10-28 07:32:32
Lakota Indians want to withdraw their treaties with the US; hope to take Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Montana and Wyoming with them.
0
Def Jams: How to be a Prayer
xxprometheus
atheism
11
11
0
2009-07
2009-07-01 23:00:04
Living on a Prayer
0
Indeed.
Tucci
WeAreTheMusicMakers
1
1
0
2009-06
2009-06-24 20:49:23
That she is.
1
Yes, lol, clearly my refusal to copy and paste my response to the other person who made your identical argument is another of way of saying I have no response.
xerxes923
feminisms
0
0
0
2009-07
2009-07-04 20:06:50
Another way of saying that you've got nothing.
1
from the marketing brochure: * A classic of American craftsmanship * Safe at speeds of up to 25mph
political-animal
economy
2
2
0
2009-07
2009-07-06 23:15:54
Just bring back the Model T (with a few updates such as a fuel pump and carburetor), it gets better mileage than modern cars and it's easy to work on. Plus, it's a car that Detroit can actually build.
1
I feel it's fair to insult her because I have never done anything that has led to an immediate benefit at a future expense, such as drugs, procrastination, or eating poorly.
BalletViolence
pics
0
0
0
2009-07
2009-07-12 00:18:59
Man, just let the woman live her life you insensitive prick. Way to ruin her day and make her feel more miserable about her own existence while you go home to you mom's house and jack off to shit on the internet.
1
Questions still remain.
DiscoWolf
pics
3
3
0
2009-07
2009-07-25 01:17:51
Obama's Birth Certificate
1
You don't have anything to hide do ya?
jeebusroxors
programming
1
1
0
2009-08
2009-08-18 22:01:25
But hey - there's nothing to worry about once we digitize every American's entire medical history to "save money".
1
Apparently I needed this:
greenw40
guns
6
6
0
2009-08
2009-08-20 15:12:42
Where the hell do you live? I have never in my life been offered an illegal gun. Except for the one time in Germany someone offered to get me a fully auto AK-47. Then I was shocked.
1
maybe i should have added an
dungar
videos
2
2
0
2009-08
2009-08-21 08:55:06
Really? This is the internet. If you want full nudity and can't find it you should box up your computer and send it back to the manufacturer with a note saying you lack the mental fortitude to use it.
1
Ubuntu isn't modern like Windows 7.
dawnerd
AskReddit
2
2
0
2009-08
2009-08-27 01:25:48
Ubuntu does
0
I foresee a thread laced with puns
niels_olson
worldnews
4
4
0
2009-01
2009-01-29 19:42:09
All we need now is the europeans to push the impeachment case and we'll have a ex president who actually pays for his crimes and because i can't resist... Bush must feel like such a heel.
1
Wow, this sure looks legitimate.
squirrel5978
history
1
1
0
2009-05
2009-05-06 15:19:22
200,000 Year Old Statue Found On Moon
1
So to confirm, no need to compile anything for normal use with linux (well apart from the kernel and drivers and things, plus any major software like servers and what have you) and whilst linux is actually SCO intellectual property ,that shouldn't stop people from using it (as long as they have decent AV installed and don't mind the limited features linux provedes compared to Windows...)
ajehals
geek
2
2
0
2009-05
2009-05-23 18:51:41
Yes, just wanted to completely disambiguate it :-)
1
Why don't we instead simply mandate all businesses be closed by sunset, and everyone must be confined to their homes by dusk until dawn?
itwasntmenana
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-05
2009-05-27 01:22:24
D.C. councilman to fight crime by . . . banning sales of pizza-by-the-slice.
1
That was a very thorough analysis of the article.
luster
business
2
2
0
2009-05
2009-05-28 15:40:49
Bullshit.
1
Yes, Darfur for example
mart_at_reddit
business
3
3
0
2009-06
2009-06-06 20:48:24
but they bought those mines didn't they, all legal like?
1
Your so funny and super witty.....
noncentz
politics
1
1
0
2009-06
2009-06-18 21:37:10
Michitard.
1
Well, since *sensible* people know that false-flag operations NEVER happen, this can only be classified as tin-foil hat kooky konspiracy nonsense.
hemetae
reddit.com
-3
-3
0
2009-06
2009-06-20 18:09:57
The suicide bombing of the Khomeini shrine has all the signs of a false flag attack
1
I am looking forward to video of the secret Nazi moon base.
Deacon
science
1
1
0
2009-06
2009-06-21 17:05:49
Exploration of the Moon Continues! LCROSS lunar swingby video stream coverage will begin @ about 5:20 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, June 23, 2009.
1
Can't wait for Ronaldo to go play in the best league in the world, the Spanish one.
jemenfiche
soccer
6
6
0
2009-03
2009-03-10 23:41:35
BBC SPORT | Football | Europe | Liverpool 4-0 R Madrid (agg 5-0)
1
a creative masterpiece!
cumpetlover
reddit.com
-2
-2
0
2009-03
2009-03-15 03:20:45
Haha - Verizon Wireless really sends the verizon guy and "network" to ambush a live customer
1
Because evil drug and tobacco corporations, that's why.
IrrigatedPancake
politics
1
1
0
2009-03
2009-03-28 01:29:51
Why can't we just let natural selection travel its course instead of forcing people to comply with stupid rules that don't negatively affect anyone? You're an idiotic asshat.
1
Except that he called your world a fantasy world instantly discrediting anything you say in it's defense.
IrrigatedPancake
business
3
3
0
2009-04
2009-04-06 18:08:57
Except that he's freelancing, which he creates custom work for. Also, in this copyright free world, no one person could possibly take someone else's work and sell it as their own. There wouldn't be a profit because it's freely available elsewhere. The artist is publicly recognized and he can get more freelance deals.
0
This would only increase the sales of the whizzinator a thousandfold.
ShitFap
politics
3
3
0
2009-03
2009-03-30 04:18:50
Isn't it time that members of our government started showing us, the public, that they're not using and/or abusing drugs? How's that for transparency and accountability? PUBLICLY RELEASED RANDOM DRUG TESTS FOR WASHINGTON D.C.
1
He's a community organizer... what the hell does he know about running a company?
contrarian
business
1
1
0
2009-03
2009-03-30 07:24:02
Apparently, junior senators from Illinois know how to run car companies.
1
Yeah, computers are totally incapable of working on anything other than local time.
zedoriah
technology
7
7
0
2009-03
2009-03-31 23:41:43
I know it's difficult for Americans to conceptualize the existence of life outside their own time zone(s), but April 1st started over 12 hours ago for many people, and the world has not ended in Australia, China, Japan or anywhere else. Or did you think that Conficker is able to discriminate between the inhabitants of the Eastern and Western Hemispheres?
1
looks like a reasonably unbiased and trustworthy news source to me
sleepingorange
worldnews
-2
-2
0
2009-04
2009-04-02 17:32:35
The Israeli army kidnaps 27 Palestinian civilian from the West Bank
0
It looks like we may take a headshot from across the map... fucking awp-whores...
Mentok
space
3
3
0
2009-04
2009-04-08 01:29:13
Is a Death Star Poised for Final Supernova Detonation Aimed at Earth?
1
Unions?
geneusutwerk
business
3
3
0
2009-04
2009-04-16 13:36:33
Then why are they steadily going down? The average baggage handler used to be able to handle two 32kg cases of my stuff, but now can only handle one 23kg case?
1
Nice domain name...
dr_vertigo2
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-04
2009-04-16 14:23:18
how to file for unemployment
1
They do - commonly called "tourists"
obsidianih
AskReddit
7
7
0
2009-04
2009-04-27 11:45:48
Is there anyone else relieved that pigs don't fly?
1
dumbass... you should have switched to a higher paying job.
skizmo
business
8
8
0
2009-01
2009-01-02 19:34:06
I already switched to a lower paying job and moved in with my dad. I am way a head of the curve.
1
Yeah and the used bullets too!
canyoudiggitman
politics
-5
-5
0
2009-01
2009-01-04 18:17:31
Looks like White Phosphorus in Gaza to me...
0
Yeah, it's a GE P42DC, a diesel-electric locomotive... doesn't mean that the cloud of smoke on startup can't look like a good 'ol steamer puffing away...
rebelcommander
pics
2
2
0
2009-01
2009-01-11 01:11:44
You realize that's not really a steam engine, right?
1
damn jews
feliandrade
politics
9
9
0
2009-01
2009-01-13 01:31:29
Reddit, Beware of the "Jon Stewart Gratitude Site"
1
So, obviously a great choice of post for you to enter and comment on.
Uiaccsk
AskReddit
4
4
0
2009-01
2009-01-19 08:51:18
I hate rap
1
Because as everybody knows, all REAL programmers remember everything they have ever read.
doubleo7
Python
1
1
0
2009-01
2009-01-19 23:06:34
The tutorial **very clearly** states: **Important Warning** The default value is evaluated only once and then goes on discuss *exactly* the case that seems to "nail newbies all the time". One would hope that newbies would at least take the trouble to work through the tutorial before complaining about "unexpected behavior". RTFT
1
next were ganna find out @barackobama isnt him, then my world will truly be crushed =(
bufsabre666
technology
2
2
0
2009-01
2009-01-24 23:11:54
White House Twitter Account Is a Phony
1
saving private ryan
phlux
history
-1
-1
0
2009-01
2009-01-29 23:12:01
I don't know crap about WWII, what book and or movie should I start with?
1
Anti-semitic holocaust denier!
veritaze
Economics
5
5
0
2009-01
2009-01-31 03:32:41
Secret Israeli database reveals full extent of illegal settlement
1
That socialist bastard
kingkilr
politics
20
20
0
2009-01
2009-01-31 18:36:58
Under Eisenhower millionares paid about a 90% income tax, and the 50s was when the middle class exploded and college education became the norm.
1
I would be ok with killing women and children... if it were free
bechus
politics
7
7
0
2009-02
2009-02-11 06:27:21
I oppose the illegal invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan because my tax dollars are being used to murder innocent people. The fact that it's expensive is also bad, but that's a shitty reason to oppose the murder of innocents.
1
Like these girls wandering in short skirts, asking to be raped...
Baramin
offbeat
9
9
0
2009-02
2009-02-19 08:41:29
Probably because he failed to bring a padlock and lock it himself. It doesn't excuse the aggressors' behavior, but the victim isn't entirely blameless.
0
Karma whore.
genuinepolitician
todayilearned
-2
-2
0
2009-09
2009-09-27 23:41:33
TIL: an interesting way to check for bad breath.
1
NSFW, thanks.
Underdogg13
pics
-1
-1
0
2009-09
2009-09-06 17:16:11
(PIC) Penelope Cruz, firm and without shirt. From some movie.
1
Small price to pay for not living in a socialized country...
lebruf
todayilearned
2
2
0
2009-09
2009-09-09 23:13:27
TIL that Kinder eggs are not available in the US. I pity you, Amercians.
1
But if you don't have an id column, then how can you tell the rows apart?
madssj
programming
4
4
0
2009-09
2009-09-10 15:08:48
No new index necessary. Just the addition of a column to an existing index. And if they dropped the id column, which serves no purpose, and made (itemid, userid) the primary key they would actually be removing an index and speed up write operations also. Win/win.
1
Making it a Bad Thing, by definition.
graphictruth
pics
1
1
0
2009-09
2009-09-10 23:26:46
If no one is aware, multi culturalism is solely a concept of communism
1
Man, Rush Limbaugh is gonna have a field day with this one!
jredbone
reddit.com
2
2
0
2009-09
2009-09-16 23:36:55
Man beats military woman in front of her child while shouting racial slurs. Why don't you vote on the story before you check what the races were?
1
upvoted because I get sarcasm that doesn't need the
thunder_rob
politics
1
1
0
2009-09
2009-09-24 13:20:29
He's history's greatest monster!
1
...I was waiting for the
inanimal
AskReddit
5
5
0
2009-09
2009-09-24 21:00:04
are you kidding the only reason you don't like dave mathews is that you don't like anything that sounds new and different. This band is one of the most innovative band of our generation. their music is dynamic not the same verse course verse verse course bullshit you always here. You just can't accept it cause it has a violin and horns they are amazing at the instruments that they play. Its different and requires an open mind and understanding of music which i would say 90% of the people don't have anymore. As to the rest of the people you listed, 100% spot on. But MJ was good in his time but media got to him
0
Hi
mercurysquad
AskReddit
3
3
0
2009-03
2009-03-14 14:22:17
I don't really need a notifier. The envelope is almost never red/orange. I just want someone to respond to me and acknowledge my existence :-(
1
Possibly not, but as we all know *all asian people look the same*.
sztomi
reddit.com
3
3
0
2009-09
2009-09-30 12:44:47
Holy Shit is that Hiro Nakamura in the back on the right?
1
Just when I thought Hollywood was out of new ideas
crego20
movies
4
4
0
2009-10
2009-10-06 19:43:41
WTF? - A first look at the upcoming Sci-Fi flick starring Adrien Brody about two scientists who splice together human and animal DNA to create a new organism.
1
People all over Chicago are smacking our heads in unison after seeing this.
funkytechnic
pics
1
1
0
2009-10
2009-10-07 17:34:41
Ironic that Lake Street goes over a River?
1
Everyone just assumed you dropped this:
fireburt
funny
10
10
0
2009-10
2009-10-07 19:43:03
I guess Reddit likes drunk drivers?
1
syndicate, shouldn't you be watching Fox News right now?
chevymanusa
science
11
11
0
2009-10
2009-10-14 16:16:20
Haha. I love how you clearly Photoshopped the pictures to make the Earth look curved. It's liars like you that mislead everyone into thinking the Earth is round.
1
Those damn Jews in Hollywood..always exaggerating everything!
nofreedom4theUS
Marijuana
0
0
0
2009-10
2009-10-15 15:43:11
Why do movies always show people get high and trip out looking at their hands? I don't understand this stereotype... Hands are really great; but I don't understand what the people in these portrayals are supposed to be thinking... (I don't know if that semi-colon was used correctly [or if that hyphen or those parentheses or these brackets were used correctly either])
1
He meant Freedom and Liberties for him, not for criminals.
tbutters
AskReddit
1
1
0
2009-10
2009-10-18 17:44:42
What about your second point... "Freedom and liberties"
1
You know, anything sounds negative when you put it like that!
drksolrsing
reddit.com
1
1
0
2009-10
2009-10-19 21:59:47
We are about to lose the Afgan war. The government we support is corrupt, the enemy is rich, our resolve is thin, our ally in the region is corrupt and in a civil war. OBL will die in his bed. The greatest military power ever will not avenge 911. Al Queda is going to win. Unbelievable.
1
Men should be charged equally during their prime childbearing years.
thevirtuesofxen
Equality
5
5
0
2009-10
2009-10-21 01:05:32
"Women spend 68 percent more on their health care than men during the prime childbearing years. Women who suffer domestic abuse spend 42 percent more on their health care than non-abused women. One in five women delay seeking medical care because they can't get time off from work."
1
easy, just dl some child porn and you're good to go!
SirPsychoS
technology
1
1
0
2009-10
2009-10-28 18:56:43
Excellent idea! Now I just need data worth that level of encryption.
1
.. erm .. good for them, i guess .. they're making a stand for the free market.
mijj
Economics
-2
-2
0
2009-10
2009-10-30 01:12:47
There was a rash of muggings in my neighborhood a few weeks ago. They made money in a down economy too.
1
zombie, frankenstein, jesus, now thats a real trinity
Rip_Van_Winkle
pics
-2
-2
0
2009-10
2009-10-31 23:20:10
jesus christ, that's a funny diagram.
1
I'm so glad that I feel safe to practice my own religion without fear of being murdered in my own country...
al343806
Judaism
3
3
0
2009-10
2009-10-01 08:38:22
Hundreds of HANDWRITTEN notes, reading "Kill Jews", are found blanketing an entire neighborhood in Brooklyn, NY.
1
How admirable.
ryksych
AskReddit
4
4
0
2009-07
2009-07-07 04:40:23
My Catholic high school didn't let a girl participate in the graduation ceremony because she was pregnant. Of course, if she had gotten an abortion the school would have never known, so it effectively punished her for following what the church teaches and keeping her baby.
1
butbutbut racism ethnic discrimination cultural imperialism aghaghagh
gnyffel
worldnews
107
107
0
2009-07
2009-07-23 19:52:55
Tell me again why we don't fucking vet people at the border with a background check and/or psych evaluation. Anyone who believes in stoning, flogging, amputating etc is clearly a high risk violent individual who will be likely to commit 'honour crimes'. Why the fuck are we allowing in mentally disturbed people without checking them?
1
Yeah because WINE is such a piece of cake to use.
Jakomako
reddit.com
6
6
0
2009-07
2009-07-29 15:21:43
For 99.9% of people, with a bit of learning, you can find an equivalent or better free version of those commercial apps they are used to. A vast number of commercial windows apps are also supported by wine or a commercial wine fork. Sure, you might need to run adobe cs3 until wine fixes the problems with cs4, but it will hardly put you out of business. Most users download from their digital camera and organize their photos, download music, browse the web, check email, write text documents, use spreadsheets and play simple games. All of those things Linux does better than windows or mac by default out of the box. If you are scared to learn or think, get a mac, if you are only scared of learning past what you are used to, get windows.
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ZOMG!
memefilter
911truth
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2009-07
2009-07-30 15:44:26
07 - 31 - 2009 7+3+1 = 11 2+9=11 07312009 = 1111
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Clearly the death sentence would have avoided this inconvenience.
rainman_104
reddit.com
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2009-08
2009-08-09 16:11:32
Gay man falsely convicted of molesting children at a daycare, finally freed after 21 years.
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Wow, that was quick.
SpudgeBoy
reddit.com
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2009-08
2009-08-12 00:15:21
Eric Holder is expected to soon name a prosecutor to head the first U.S. criminal investigation into CIA treatment of detainees
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del *.xml
fernandoacorreia
technology
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2009-08
2009-08-12 22:26:17
Texan judge orders Microsoft to stop selling Word, or anything that can open .xml, .docx or .docm files