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@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@ game as we go, 'cause it's actually got some pretty",70.24,73.842,0,environment,
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  MATT,"cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D
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  Beyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the",73.842,80.262,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT,ampersand. It's D-N-D.,80.316,81.94800000000001,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  MATT," Nnnn. But yeah, so they're going to be a
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  long-term partner for the show, so working with us",84.704,89.46799999999999,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT,"through the start of this campaign. We're super
@@ -62,6 +63,7 @@ MATT,"have our second sponsor. Sam, if you want to take
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  it away.",160.828,162.529,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  SAM, I'm our second sponsor.,162.529,163.898,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  SAM,(laughter),163.898,165.202,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  SAM," No. Welcome, new viewers. Every week-- or
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  many weeks, I am charged with writing the ad for",166.152,172.577,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  SAM,"the sponsor of that week. I did this one way back
@@ -154,6 +156,7 @@ LAURA,"that it'll just be pre-order, but I think it's all
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  listed as pre-order, so just so you know.",412.629,416.159,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  SAM, Can you photoshop out my crotch region?,416.159,419.389,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LAURA, No.,419.389,420.60200000000003,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  MATT," None of us have that much talent in post,
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  Sam.",422.34,425.10999999999996,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LAURA," But let's just talk about this Matthew
@@ -164,7 +167,9 @@ MATT,"permeation in my life it would become. So there's
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  that.",431.606,436.633,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LAURA," So we can be with you always. Matt can
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  stare at you while you sleep.",436.633,442.14599999999996,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  MATT, God damn it.,443.945,445.44599999999997,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  LAURA," Oh yeah. We've got to be careful, guys,
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  because we have a lot of people that haven't",447.969,451.501,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LAURA,"watched the last campaign, or haven't finished the
@@ -193,9 +198,16 @@ much free time on a Thursday as I would. Cool, so",508.265,513.401,4,environment
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  MATT,"look forward to that. Comic book, issue four of
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  Critical Role: Vox Machina Origins, Liam, when",513.401,519.26,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT,does that come out?,519.26,520.218,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  TRAVIS," Oh, make it sooner!",522.12,523.534,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
 
 
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  MATT, Thank you very much.,533.805,537.4399999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  TRAVIS, Check it out everywhere.,537.44,538.9570000000001,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
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  MARISHA, Napster.,549.534,553.124,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LAURA, I'm going to throw up.,553.124,555.708,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT," That's okay, guys, we've got a couple more
@@ -209,6 +221,7 @@ stuff. Hopefully see you there. Also, I'll be at",568.765,573.366,4,environment,
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  MATT,"Lexington Comic and Toy Con in Lexington,
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  Kentucky, March 9-11, Otafest in Calgary, May",573.366,579.457,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT,"18-20, and A-Kon in Texas, June 7-10.",579.457,583.062,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  LAURA," We have Emerald City Comic Con, me and
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  Travis.",585.699,589.101,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  TRAVIS, First weekend of March.,589.101,591.204,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
@@ -246,8 +259,19 @@ MATT," He actually painted me and Marisha's cake
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  toppers for our wedding, and whenever you manage",666.67,670.4169999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT,"to see them in the campaign, you can know that
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  it's his handiwork. Soon enough.",670.417,674.671,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  MATT," I love it. So you can follow him,
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  @PaintingTusk on Twitter.",696.842,700.3009999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
 
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  MATT," And final thank-yous to Warner Bros and
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  Monolith Entertainment for letting us incorporate",705.646,709.665,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT,"the Shadow of War soundtrack into our Critical
@@ -319,13 +343,17 @@ that, and Loretta Ritchert.",959.153,965.269,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LAURA," Yeah, they're with Heirloom Photography,
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  and they did all of our thumbnails, too. They did",965.269,968.353,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LAURA,that poster.,968.353,969.603,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  MARISHA," Jason Charles Miller, who does our
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  music.",971.096,974.01,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  MARISHA," Sean Hudson, who does our
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  post-production. And Andy Inglat, who edited that",975.749,980.126,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MARISHA,thing. Okay. I'm sweating a lot.,980.126,984.4639999999999,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT, That's okay. So.,984.464,986.1930000000001,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  SAM," What a night. Well, guys...",986.193,988.2049999999999,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
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  MATT, Everyone. Everyone.,992.102,994.588,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  SAM, Can we open our fricking books yet?,994.588,996.53,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MARISHA, Not yet.,996.53,998.161,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
@@ -923,10 +951,29 @@ few feet behind. Taliesin, if you'd like to",2686.226,2691.962,34,environment,1.
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  MATT,"describe your character, please.",2691.962,2693.505,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LAURA," I didn't think we were going to meet you so
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  soon!",2693.505,2695.062,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  LIAM, So a literal and figurative peacock.,2742.785,2744.924,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  TRAVIS, One of your characters? No.,2746.276,2747.853,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  MATT," As this tiefling darts from table to table,
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  a few feet behind, you see--",2749.483,2754.3120000000004,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
 
 
 
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  ASHLEY," She's very, very, very pale-skinned. Her
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  hair is black that starts to turn white as it gets",2772.7,2785.1259999999997,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  ASHLEY,"longer. It's matted, it's dreaded, it's braided.
@@ -945,16 +992,38 @@ MATT,"to be two tables with a very motley crew of
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  individuals that are both awkwardly avoiding their",2838.61,2844.0840000000003,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT,"own tension and currently trying to figure you
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  out.",2844.084,2846.7949999999996,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
 
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  MATT," They've completed distributing, so you don't
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  see any coin, unfortunately.",2855.326,2859.124,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  LAURA, We saw your tent going up! We did!,2892.848,2895.916,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MARISHA," We were actually going to go without the
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  flyer, but now we also have a flyer.",2895.916,2900.8010000000004,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
 
 
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  LAURA, Do you perform?,2912.563,2916.2850000000003,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
 
954
  LAURA," (gasps) I was going to ask if you read
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  fortunes! Can you do one now?",2926.313,2929.318,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
956
  LAURA," (gasps) Oh my gosh, you're so smart. Look
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  at this guy, he knows everything!",2930.847,2934.943,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
958
  MATT," Okay. He goes and sits down at this table,
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  finishing his presentation. One of the barmaids",2937.348,2941.9629999999997,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT,"comes up to you, and looks up. You're standing
@@ -969,13 +1038,23 @@ MARISHA, That's kind of true.,2957.835,2959.39,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  ASHLEY, Just a big.,2959.39,2960.718,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MATT," ""Husseldorf, then. All right. Be right
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  back."" And she wanders off.",2960.718,2963.598,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
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  LAURA, Do you know my name?,2968.97,2970.8349999999996,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
973
  LAURA, Jester.,2973.069,2974.152,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
974
  LAURA, What is your name?,2977.118,2978.41,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
975
  LAURA, Molly. Look at this guy.,2981.958,2984.099,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
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  ASHLEY, Hello.,2987.182,2989.1099999999997,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MARISHA, Yasha. Yasha.,2989.11,2992.679,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
978
  LAURA, I would love one.,2995.294,2996.479,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
979
  LAURA, Yes. How much do you want?,2997.78,2999.476,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  TALIESIN, Two copper.,2999.476,3000.5730000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LAURA," Two copper, okay, I just got some copper.
@@ -1116,6 +1195,8 @@ TALIESIN, First show is tonight.,3319.869,3321.411,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0h
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  LAURA," Well, we have plans tonight!",3321.411,3323.472,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  MARISHA, Yay!,3323.472,3324.768,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1118
  LAURA, Do you stinky people want to come with us?,3324.768,3327.772,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
1119
  MARISHA, It'll be fun!,3335.3,3337.224,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1120
  TALIESIN," Or you could stay here and buy beer for
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  the people who do see the shows, and you can hear",3337.224,3340.962,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
@@ -1890,6 +1971,7 @@ MATT,"procession curves through the center of the Loch
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  Ward to the edge of the Ustaloch itself. Through",5299.173,5304.697,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1891
  MATT,"the fishing village, more folks begin to gather.
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  Do you all follow?",5304.697,5308.2970000000005,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
1893
  LAURA," And I cast Blessing of the Trickster on you
1894
  again, just in case.",5310.456,5313.741,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1895
  SAM, Thank you.,5313.741,5315.284,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
@@ -2186,6 +2268,7 @@ ASHLEY," I just thought your chest looked rather
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  square, so I wanted to see what was happening.",7087.147,7092.124,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  LIAM," I'm practically concave. Is it concave or
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  convex, I forget?",7092.124,7096.3679999999995,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
2189
  MARISHA, Convex would be funny.,7097.752,7099.120000000001,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2190
  MARISHA,(laughter),7099.12,7105.8859999999995,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2191
  SAM," I'll hand her my shortsword, but not my
@@ -2200,6 +2283,7 @@ stealth? How does that work?",7122.871,7125.399,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2200
  LAURA," I think it's just stealth checks with the
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  blessing.",7125.399,7128.062,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2202
  MATT, Let me double-check that real fast.,7128.062,7130.005,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
2203
  MATT, What the heck!,7133.139,7134.887,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2204
  SAM," We're playing First Edition, right?",7134.887,7138.264999999999,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2205
  MATT," No, it is stealth. You're correct. Yeah.",7138.265,7140.521000000001,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
@@ -2237,6 +2321,7 @@ SAM,(laughter),7207.059,7208.819,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2237
  LIAM," Technically, I dragged her away, but you
2238
  know, D&D is funny with what is known and not.",7208.819,7213.206,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2239
  TALIESIN, I heard you over the earring.,7213.206,7214.923,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
2240
  LIAM, RIP.,7216.416,7218.0560000000005,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2241
  ASHLEY," Wait, I didn't get your weapon.",7218.056,7220.2,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2242
  TRAVIS, Hah.,7220.2,7221.938,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
@@ -2252,6 +2337,8 @@ SAM, Your what?,7241.95,7242.928,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2252
  MATT," A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges
2253
  from a sheath on his back.",7242.928,7248.51,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2254
  SAM, What is that?,7248.51,7249.772,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
 
2255
  ASHLEY," I twist it around a little. Play with it.
2256
  This is nice.",7254.04,7257.824,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
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  TALIESIN, Very nice.,7257.824,7260.151,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
@@ -2853,6 +2940,7 @@ LIAM, No.,9107.715,9108.793,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2853
  MATT," There's Prismatic Spray. Chromatic is the
2854
  starter version.",9108.793,9114.377,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2855
  LIAM, That is nine.,9114.377,9115.747000000001,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
2856
  MATT," (German accent) All right, very well done,
2857
  Caleb.",9120.35,9122.135,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2858
  LIAM," (thicker German accent) Now is the part
@@ -3691,6 +3779,7 @@ TALIESIN," Try not to stab any random people on
3691
  your way there, Flynn. You're doing good.",11422.56,11427.707999999999,137,flynn,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
3692
  MATT," ""My men tell me that the rest of you helped
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  destroy these fiends. Is that correct?""",11427.708,11434.423,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
3694
  MATT," ""Then on behalf of the Starosta, I
3695
  appreciate your aid. But until this investigation",11436.752,11441.911,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
3696
  MATT,"""is complete, you are all under investigation from
@@ -3853,34 +3942,52 @@ show. Sam, you have some words, I believe.",41.054,44.456,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPEL
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  SAM," To plug our good friends at D&D Beyond, I
3854
  need my fellow castmates to help me. Can we",44.456,49.426,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3855
  SAM,"practice? Can you all say, ""Boo""?",49.426,51.47,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3856
  SAM," Can you all say, ""Yay""?",53.047,54.428999999999995,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3857
  SAM," Okay, the official digital toolset for
3858
  Critical Role is D&D Beyond.",55.788,60.199,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3859
  SAM," A great service to organize everything D&D.
3860
  Rules, spells, character sheets, and more, all",61.755,66.37700000000001,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3861
  SAM,with a pesky pen and paper?,66.377,68.178,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3862
  SAM," No! You can access it digitally on your
3863
  computer, mobile, or tablet.",70.195,74.847,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3864
  SAM," The cast is using D&D Beyond every week,
3865
  except for Taliesin.",76.797,81.484,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3866
  SAM," Just kidding, he is!",83.207,84.708,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3867
  SAM," I have to use both the boo and the yay or
3868
  else it doesn't make sense. He can do cool stuff",86.428,94.583,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3869
  SAM,"like activate Critical Role content in his
3870
  character builder and create a blood hunter.",94.583,99.201,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3871
  SAM," And do you think they charge an arm and a
3872
  leg?",100.74,103.19699999999999,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3873
  SAM," No, they don't!",105.134,107.518,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3874
  SAM," D&D Beyond is offering a discount of $10 off
3875
  any digital book in their shop. Use code",109.821,114.851,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3876
  SAM,"""beginnings"" at checkout.",114.851,117.016,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3877
  SAM," So check them out at dndbeyond.com. Is that D
3878
  and D Beyond?",118.61,122.733,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3879
  SAM," No, is that D-N-D Beyond?",124.034,127.012,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3880
  SAM, And this spot was written by Sam Riegel.,128.398,130.65,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
3881
  MATT," Thank you so much, Sam. And thank you, D&D
3882
  Beyond, for being our partners for this new",135.732,141.88,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3883
  MATT,campaign.,141.88,143.30599999999998,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
3884
  MATT," Oh man. Talks Machina, of course, our after
3885
  talk show about this episode will be on next",150.866,160.93200000000002,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3886
  MATT,"Tuesday, as it is every Tuesday, after the show at
@@ -3888,8 +3995,29 @@ MATT,"Tuesday, as it is every Tuesday, after the show at
3888
  MATT,"with our host Brian W. Foster. (burp) I always
3889
  burp when I say his name. I wonder what that says",166.205,170.018,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3890
  MATT,about him. I don't know why.,170.018,172.019,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3891
  MATT," It's the cabbage. So check that out. Merch,
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  Laura.",173.912,177.919,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3893
  MATT," Great, thank you, Laura. Podcast. Episode
3894
  one of this campaign is already up. So those of",229.97,239.511,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3895
  MATT,"you following in podcast form or have friends who
@@ -3910,10 +4038,20 @@ MATT,"you can, either help with a donation or actually,
3910
  you can donate your time as well to help teach and",277.558,282.688,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3911
  MATT,"be part of the program if one is near you. Go
3912
  check it out.",282.688,285.56899999999996,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3913
  MATT," Yeah. Run a game for a bunch of cool
3914
  teenagers and show them how awesome this game is.",306.951,311.16400000000004,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
3915
  SAM, Or dorky eight-year-olds or teenagers.,314.091,316.676,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3916
  MATT," Those are the same, Sam.",316.676,318.579,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3917
  MATT," I like to think I was always cool. No, it's
3918
  not true at all. I'm still trying to get there.",320.495,327.572,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3919
  MATT,"All right, cool! Appearances. Laura and Travis
@@ -3925,9 +4063,16 @@ to the 11th. As well as Otafest in Calgary up in",338.681,345.496,2,matt,0.0,c2e
3925
  MATT,"Canada, May 18th to the 20th, and Akon in Texas,
3926
  June 7th to the 10th.",345.496,350.092,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3927
  SAM, Calgary is like the Kentucky of Canada.,350.092,353.52799999999996,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3928
  SAM, I don't know.,355.06,356.583,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
3929
  TRAVIS," How do you spell that, B-A-K?",365.814,367.646,1,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3930
  MATT, Beautiful. And I believe--,369.966,373.825,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
3931
  MATT," Issue four on the 24th, I believe it is?",380.583,383.69000000000005,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3932
  TALIESIN," By far the most fourth of all of these
3933
  books. It's easily the most fourth.",383.69,389.054,3,mollymauk,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
@@ -3988,6 +4133,7 @@ MATT,"to the wrong tent, she just ran into the distant
3988
  hills and vanished. And that is where we left off.",630.124,636.764,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3989
  SAM, So we're still at the carnival?,636.764,639.332,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3990
  MATT, You're still in the tent.,639.332,640.924,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
3991
  MATT," With the crownsguard and with Watchmaster
3992
  Jossyd. The crownsguard that had left naught but a",642.175,652.0849999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3993
  MATT,"moment before comes rushing in, his breath
@@ -4005,6 +4151,7 @@ TALIESIN, I'd like to make a counteroffer?,688.151,692.372,8,molly,1.0,c2e002,MP
4005
  MATT," He's in mid-speech, ""The rest of you keep an
4006
  eye on the performers here. Ask around, see what",692.372,703.5889999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4007
  MATT,"""you can find. As for the others, don't go far.""",703.589,708.009,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4008
  MATT," ""You may be innocent, in which case you have
4009
  nothing to worry about. However, we have an",710.256,715.5369999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4010
  MATT,"""investigation to complete, so I would ask that you
@@ -4012,6 +4159,11 @@ stay in the city and wait until you are called in.",715.537,722.274,5,environmen
4012
  MATT,"""You will be questioned, and when this
4013
  investigation is completed, regardless of how long",722.274,726.399,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4014
  MATT,"""it may take, you are not to leave Trostenwald.""",726.399,729.0120000000001,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
 
 
4015
  MATT," All the rest of the crownsguard glance to
4016
  each other, he goes, ""Well, unfortunately, that is",744.14,750.765,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4017
  MATT,"""not for me to decide. The Lawmaster would have to
@@ -4020,11 +4172,19 @@ MATT,"""can bring you along with us to the stockade and
4020
  you can speak with her. Then, perhaps, she may",756.537,761.306,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4021
  MATT,"""grant you leniency, but I can give you no
4022
  guarantee.""",761.306,764.244,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
4023
  MATT," ""Well, we could do that instead. We'll
4024
  have you arrested, put you in the stockade as we",771.971,778.104,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4025
  MATT,"""question the rest of you.""",778.104,779.503,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4026
  TRAVIS," Yeah, we'll all be in one place.",781.615,783.723,1,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
4027
  TRAVIS, Good to know.,792.378,794.1610000000001,1,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
4028
  MATT," ""We're leaving. The rest of you, stay in here.
4029
  Watch over the performers. Make sure nobody",800.413,808.45,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4030
  MATT,"""leaves. Come if you wish. Otherwise, we'll be in
@@ -4032,7 +4192,11 @@ touch."" The Watchmaster gathers alongside the",808.45,815.21,9,environment,1.0,
4032
  MATT,"other five crownsguard, lifting up the shackles of
4033
  the three that had been arrested and begin to drag",815.21,818.942,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4034
  MATT,them outside of the tent and into the night air.,818.942,821.169,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4035
  MATT, Okay.,822.948,824.233,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
4036
  MATT," You may, if you want to. So you send
4037
  Frumpkin just to follow them. You guys are staying",831.154,834.943,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4038
  MATT,"behind, then?",834.943,836.389,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
@@ -4052,24 +4216,41 @@ Anybody with them? Currently, it's you two and",856.146,861.5609999999999,9,envi
4052
  MATT,Frumpkin.,861.561,862.9970000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4053
  SAM," Are we going with them or not? Should we stay
4054
  here? This is not our affair, right?",862.997,868.632,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
4055
  SAM," Well, you sent the kitty, didn't you?",873.112,875.924,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
4056
  SAM, Follow behind a bit?,880.586,882.746,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4057
  SAM, Okay. Sounds good.,884.227,887.717,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4058
  MATT," All right, so as you guys exit, keeping
4059
  a pace behind, watching the",887.717,897.508,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4060
  MATT,"crownsguard guiding the current prisoners towards
4061
  the actual city, Frumpkin keeping a zig-zagging",897.586,904.755,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4062
  MATT,distance behind and following.,904.755,906.477,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4063
  MATT, Yes?,907.534,908.331,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
 
4064
  MATT," I would say yes, but you are purely like--
4065
  because all you're doing is walking forward and",920.768,925.3340000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4066
  MATT,you need someone to guide you.,925.334,926.526,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4067
  SAM, And he can't communicate to me either so--,927.413,929.1610000000001,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
4068
  SAM, Yes. But you can talk?,937.484,939.095,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4069
  MATT, He can talk but he can't hear you.,939.095,941.09,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4070
  SAM, Got it. Okay. Great.,941.09,943.58,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
4071
  SAM, Sure.,948.866,950.3729999999999,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4072
  MATT," All right. So, first off, Beauregard.",950.373,953.1400000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4073
  MATT," As you back out of the performer's exit of
4074
  the tent into the center of their encampment, the",954.187,960.488,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4075
  MATT,"immediate exit, there are already four crownsguard
@@ -4152,6 +4333,7 @@ really nice whack to the horse to get it to run.",1180.486,1188.441,18,beau,1.0,
4152
  MATT," You know what? Let's go ahead and make an
4153
  animal handling check on that.",1188.441,1191.782,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4154
  SAM, We never get to make those!,1191.782,1193.72,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4155
  MARISHA," Oh my god, I'm so nervous right now.",1195.779,1201.033,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4156
  TRAVIS," You're good, you're good, you're good.",1201.033,1202.6209999999999,15,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4157
  MARISHA, That's not great. 11?,1202.621,1205.1270000000002,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
@@ -4438,12 +4620,21 @@ TRAVIS, Would you call it infectious?,2003.459,2005.457,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPEL
4438
  TALIESIN, Bastard.,2005.457,2007.2520000000002,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4439
  MATT, Sorry.,2007.252,2008.336,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4440
  TALIESIN, The one that we know is a problem.,2008.336,2011.783,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
 
4441
  SAM, Right away.,2024.281,2025.5159999999998,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4442
  TRAVIS, Excuse me--,2025.516,2026.459,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4443
  LAURA, They're not with us.,2026.459,2027.545,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4444
  TRAVIS," Oh, I thought you were right behind us.",2027.545,2029.183,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4445
  MATT," Yeah, but you'd have to stay within 100 feet
4446
  to maintain that.",2030.613,2033.271,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
 
 
4447
  MATT," You did hear all that. Okay, and I'd say, as
4448
  they're making their way out, you can probably",2041.852,2045.594,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4449
  MATT,"duck around without them seeing you as they left.
@@ -4597,6 +4788,7 @@ TALIESIN, How many kittens is that again?,2427.541,2430.081,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e
4597
  MATT," That's sixteen kittens. Kittens have half of
4598
  a hit point, I don't think kittens have more than",2430.081,2433.7560000000003,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4599
  MATT,that.,2433.756,2434.7599999999998,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4600
  TRAVIS," An audience is all we're asking for. No
4601
  favors.",2436.786,2439.178,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4602
  MARISHA," Yeah, this is just a wrong time, wrong
@@ -4622,6 +4814,7 @@ MATT,"halfway out of the stockades finishing up her
4622
  evening in her office.",2487.209,2490.661,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4623
  TRAVIS," Beau, remember your little sister.",2490.661,2493.263,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4624
  SAM," Oh, what? Little sister? What?",2493.263,2495.205,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4625
  MATT," So, as the Lawmaster approaches, now pulling
4626
  the coat over herself, she goes, ""Okay, so you've",2499.277,2505.467,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4627
  MATT,"""returned, apparently, needing to poke into what
@@ -4742,6 +4935,7 @@ throw you a bone.",2833.118,2836.6459999999997,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4742
  LAURA, Oh. You didn't make that clear at all.,2836.646,2839.043,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4743
  MATT," Are you guys up in your room, or are you in
4744
  the tavern?",2839.043,2841.243,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4745
  TRAVIS, We're under watch.,2842.544,2844.915,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4746
  MARISHA," I was just trying to go with what you
4747
  said.",2844.915,2846.594,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
@@ -4944,6 +5138,8 @@ TALIESIN,me.,3364.238,3366.723,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4944
  MATT," ""Go with the von Brandt.""",3366.723,3369.311,49,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4945
  TALIESIN," Let's get a round of von Brandt for
4946
  everybody.",3369.311,3373.301,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
4947
  MATT," ""We can get you some liquor, aye.""",3378.299,3381.216,49,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4948
  LAURA, Can I have some milk?,3381.216,3382.25,52,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4949
  SAM," Two, please.",3382.25,3384.413,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
@@ -6174,6 +6370,7 @@ crates, boxes. Just odd jobs, ways to get by 'til",6755.225,6762.572,98,NPC,1.0,
6174
  MATT,"""the end of his days, which now that they've come,
6175
  may he rest and not have to do odd jobs ever",6762.572,6767.774,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
6176
  MATT,"""again."" He pours his own bit of whiskey.",6767.774,6771.536,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
6177
  LAURA," Do you know who he was doing odd jobs for
6178
  that day?",6773.191,6777.336,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
6179
  SAM, Your lady voice is worse than mine.,6777.336,6780.83,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
@@ -7166,6 +7363,7 @@ MATT,"receive. However, without an instance of anyone
7166
  even paying attention. It is yours. You can write",10277.125,10282.802,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7167
  MATT,"in your inventory you are now the owner of a
7168
  platinum flask.",10282.802,10286.5,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
7169
  SAM," Shit! Okay! It's a baby bottle, or maybe a
7170
  rattle? What'd you say?",10289.046,10296.319,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7171
  MATT," Baby bottle. Looks like it was used as a
@@ -7695,6 +7893,7 @@ better than this. It's really dark and my hands",11602.161,11607.895,147,jester,
7695
  LAURA,feel a little numb.,11607.895,11610.314,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7696
  SAM, Let's move then.,11611.094,11612.958999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7697
  MATT, Who's going where? What are you guys doing?,11612.959,11615.686000000002,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
7698
  TRAVIS, Stealthily to the circus.,11617.421,11618.948,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7699
  MATT," All right, I would like for all of you to
7700
  roll a stealth check.",11618.948,11620.99,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
@@ -7967,6 +8166,8 @@ MARISHA, That's dope.,12234.715,12236.857,138,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7967
  LIAM, What the fuck are we looking for in here?,12236.857,12239.167,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7968
  MATT," And Nott, you're going with them?",12239.167,12240.654999999999,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7969
  SAM, I'm with the girls.,12240.655,12242.027,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
 
7970
  LIAM," That's right, yeah.",12243.961,12245.322,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7971
  TRAVIS, Well let's search the grounds.,12245.322,12247.221,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7972
  MATT," You make your way inside, the smell is
@@ -9074,6 +9275,7 @@ MARISHA, Oh no!,52.79,54.224,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9074
  SAM," Yeah, I know. So that I can preserve my voice
9075
  for the rest of the night, Laura, can you read the",54.224,59.202,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9076
  SAM,copy and I'll lip sync it.,59.202,61.486,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9077
  SAM, Thank you.,62.857,64.32,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9078
  SAM,"Laura: Oh god. As you know, D&D Beyond is the
9079
  official digital tool set for Critical Role. It's",64.32,70.37599999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9085,10 +9287,22 @@ SAM,"the kind of person that's more focused on which
9085
  dice you're rolling with.",81.746,85.65299999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9086
  SAM, Keep going.,85.653,87.296,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9087
  SAM,(laughter),87.296,88.71900000000001,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
9088
  SAM," Oh, keep going.",114.327,115.901,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
 
 
9089
  SAM, What?! No! That's not what it says!,132.537,134.71,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9090
  SAM,(laughter),134.71,137.05700000000002,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9091
  MATT," Thank you, Sam. Well done.",137.057,140.155,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9092
  MATT," Thank you, Laura, for the assist. Thank you,
9093
  D&D Beyond for being an awesome partners on this",143.099,148.17,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9094
  MATT,"new campaign. As a reminder, Talks Machina, with
@@ -9127,6 +9341,8 @@ other awesome places on the internet",227.869,232.749,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_
9127
  MATT,you can probably find.,232.749,234.839,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9128
  MATT," Are you-- oh jeez. Why do we put you two
9129
  next to each other?",234.839,237.731,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
9130
  MATT," Aw, that's actually really cute. I apologize
9131
  for being so snappy.",241.526,244.36800000000002,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9132
  MATT,(laughter),244.368,247.891,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9135,13 +9351,19 @@ had my wisdom teeth taken out.",247.891,252.137,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j
9135
  MATT,(cheering),252.137,254.955,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9136
  SAM, When?,254.955,256.276,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9137
  MATT, On Saturday.,256.276,257.124,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
9138
  LIAM, Show us your mouth holes!,259.616,261.495,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9139
  MATT," No, you do not want that.",261.495,263.287,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9140
  MATT," They have been throughout the whole week and
9141
  steadily, I have been like, ""Please, please, don't",265.22,268.48100000000005,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9142
  MATT,"""be so bad on Thursday."" It's okay. Not too bad
9143
  today.",268.481,271.145,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9144
  MARISHA, He looks fine. It's all in his head.,273.974,275.931,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
9145
  MATT," A lot of ice. A lot of ice. But that's
9146
  enough about me and my gum holes.",278.804,282.407,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9147
  MATT,(laughter),282.407,285.613,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9159,7 +9381,9 @@ MATT,"them, and have been supporting them for a long
9159
  time. They're amazing. Thank you, 826LA. Or an 826",308.46,313.698,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9160
  MATT,"near your home. I think those are all of the major
9161
  announcements.",313.698,321.49699999999996,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9162
  MATT," I know, we went through them fast.",323.587,325.03999999999996,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9163
  MATT," No new cons or events. So with that, let's
9164
  dive into tonight's episode of Critical Role.",327.053,339.586,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9165
  MATT,[upbeat music],343.786,414.985,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9197,6 +9421,7 @@ MATT,"two more of the freshly transformed undead
9197
  creatures now angered and looking about for",517.296,522.912,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9198
  MATT,"something to feast upon. And that was where we
9199
  left off.",522.912,527.753,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9200
  SAM, No problem with our setup.,529.334,531.0229999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9201
  LAURA," That was the third spell, by the way.
9202
  Detect Good and Evil.",531.023,533.539,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9205,10 +9430,12 @@ you have left?",533.539,536.5459999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9205
  LAURA," No spells. I've got cantrips though, so
9206
  don't worry, guys.",536.546,544.825,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9207
  MATT, Well--,548.485,549.615,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9208
  LAURA," Just the fried piece. Not even an onion
9209
  left in there.",553.333,556.608,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9210
  MATT," I would like you all to roll initiative,
9211
  please.",556.608,560.2199999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9212
  MATT, Yeah!,561.794,563.127,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9213
  SAM, We're fighting already?,563.127,565.3739999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9214
  MARISHA," Oh, natural 20!",567.024,569.112,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9217,6 +9444,7 @@ SAM,"I rolled her dice, it was a one, I'm never
9217
  rolling it again.",574.122,577.697,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9218
  LAURA," Oh! Yours rolled a one, too.",577.869,579.419,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9219
  LAURA,(laughter),580.449,582.562,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9220
  LAURA," Oh no, oh no!",586.88,589.287,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9221
  MATT, All righty. 20 to 15.,591.996,595.263,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9222
  MARISHA, 24.,595.263,597.803,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9226,11 +9454,14 @@ SAM, Is that German?,606.66,608.126,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9226
  LIAM, Ja.,608.126,609.4209999999999,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9227
  MATT, Ten to five.,609.553,610.6129999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9228
  SAM, Five.,610.613,611.788,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9229
  MATT, That it is. You?,615.398,618.287,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9230
  LIAM, Three!,619.869,622.0640000000001,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9231
  LAURA," You have three initiative? What's your
9232
  initiative?",622.064,626.2819999999999,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9233
  LIAM, What's your modifier?,626.282,627.446,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9234
  MATT, So. Five.,628.751,630.478,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9235
  LIAM, Holy. Shit.,630.478,633.7399999999999,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9236
  MATT," The good news is they didn't roll very high,
@@ -9238,6 +9469,7 @@ either, but still better than a lot of you. And",634.642,640.3050000000001,9,cal
9238
  MATT,then three and three?,640.305,641.9029999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9239
  LAURA," No, I'm four.",641.903,643.3050000000001,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9240
  MATT," Okay, there we go.",643.305,644.751,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9241
  SAM, I have five. One plus four.,646.532,649.647,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9242
  LIAM, And you're one plus nothing?,649.647,650.9190000000001,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9243
  LAURA, One plus three.,650.919,652.268,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9249,10 +9481,12 @@ MATT,"interior. The horses grow nervous as you watch
9249
  both Caleb and Fjord emerge from the tent right in",673.359,682.147,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9250
  MATT,"their sights. You watch as they both
9251
  begin to lumber in your direction.",682.147,687.118,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9252
  SAM, You guys are out in the open?,692.986,694.694,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9253
  LAURA," Yeah, they're just sitting there.",694.694,696.4269999999999,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9254
  LIAM," We just walked out of the tent door and are
9255
  looking at that.",696.427,700.385,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9256
  LIAM, We're safe.,702.412,704.2750000000001,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9257
  MATT, They come right up to you.,704.275,707.0749999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9258
  LAURA, They are fast moving zombies!,707.075,709.038,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9265,6 +9499,8 @@ LIAM, Is that one five or ten feet away from me?,724.092,727.107,2,liam,0.0,c2e0
9265
  LIAM,"The horses immediately freak out
9266
  and start running this direction in a gallop.",727.107,731.231,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9267
  LIAM," Oh, damn it.",731.392,733.287,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
9268
  SAM," The horses have better initiative
9269
  than all of us.",736.348,738.976,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9270
  MATT," That's going to go ahead and end their go.
@@ -9277,23 +9513,29 @@ anybody that gets bitten by a zombie turns into",759.797,764.113,10,jester,1.0,c
9277
  LAURA,another zombie!,764.113,765.7320000000001,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9278
  MARISHA," I don't want to be a guard killer. All
9279
  right, fine.",765.732,768.148,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
9280
  MARISHA," Can I peek out and see the
9281
  guard-zombies?",771.864,775.994,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9282
  MATT," You watch them as you peek under the tent
9283
  and they both just ran to the right.",777.739,781.364,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9284
  MARISHA," Can I crawl out from under the tent and
9285
  clear the gap with them and get up to them?",781.364,786.182,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9286
  SAM, Cool map.,792.528,794.665,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9287
  MATT," That's as close as you can get right there.
9288
  You can go into a dash if you wanted to engage",794.665,801.3979999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9289
  MATT,directly.,801.398,803.337,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9290
  MARISHA," Oh, man, I don't know what to do.",809.38,812.2909999999999,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9291
  MATT," Actually, this is my fault. I rolled for the
9292
  zombies to see who they saw first, but technically",814.485,821.221,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9293
  MATT,"their turn hadn't come up yet. That's my fault,
9294
  because their initiative is lower in the order, so",821.221,825.574,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9295
  MATT,"we're going to retcon a little bit of that. That's
9296
  still there.",825.574,828.28,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9297
  MATT," Because your initiative was super high.
9298
  That's totally my bad. It's early enough in the",831.115,839.27,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9299
  MATT,"combat where it's not going to make a huge
@@ -9306,20 +9548,26 @@ MARISHA," After Jester trying to help me, can I
9306
  close the gap to this guy?",852.938,861.609,12,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9307
  MATT," You can at this point, yeah. It's two
9308
  squares to get there.",861.609,864.8430000000001,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9309
  LAURA," Oh, you're out there all by yourself!
9310
  Beau!",866.484,869.13,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9311
  MARISHA," It's cool, man.",869.13,870.378,12,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9312
  MARISHA, Is that fire still going?,871.674,874.959,12,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9313
  MATT," It's not a huge blaze, but there's some
9314
  flames in it. It's starting to burn out a little",874.959,880.012,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9315
  MATT,bit.,880.012,880.6489999999999,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
9316
  MARISHA," Okay. With my initial attack as I run up,
9317
  can I take my staff and try and take them out at",883.784,892.795,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9318
  MARISHA,the knees? Just a sweep?,892.795,895.833,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9319
  MATT," Sure. I'd say go ahead and make an athletics
9320
  check.",895.833,898.751,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9321
  MARISHA," Yeah, that's what I'm going for.",899.639,901.521,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9322
  MATT, Make an athletics check.,901.521,902.905,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9323
  MARISHA, That's not great. Nine.,907.8,911.055,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9324
  MATT, Rolled a natural 20 on his end.,911.287,913.475,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9325
  MARISHA, Shit!,913.475,914.822,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9352,9 +9600,11 @@ MATT," You guys with the ones at the start of this
9352
  fight!",973.133,975.046,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9353
  LAURA, I don't know what's happening!,975.046,976.803,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9354
  MATT, Roll damage for the first one.,976.803,978.499,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9355
  MATT," I know, apparently.",980.471,982.21,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9356
  MARISHA, Eight?,983.227,984.821,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9357
  LAURA, What's new at the table?,984.821,986.462,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9358
  MATT," Eight points of damage. As you elbow across,
9359
  wham! You watch as the jaw hangs and dislodges a",987.686,991.717,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9360
  MATT,"bit, and as its head turns towards you, you reach
@@ -9398,7 +9648,9 @@ He has 40 feet of movement.",1092.811,1095.935,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9398
  MATT, This one here?,1095.935,1096.53,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9399
  LIAM, Yeah.,1096.53,1097.471,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9400
  MATT, Easy enough. Frumpkin is underneath there.,1097.471,1101.475,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9401
  MARISHA, What's in the tent?,1103.397,1105.788,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9402
  MATT, That your turn?,1112.095,1113.171,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9403
  LIAM," That's it, ja.",1113.171,1114.208,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9404
  LAURA," This is so cute. Look at all
@@ -9421,9 +9673,11 @@ MATT, Those both hit.,1145.224,1146.759,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9421
  TALIESIN," Natural 20 is just double the die,
9422
  right?",1146.759,1148.58,15,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9423
  MATT, Yeah.,1148.58,1149.512,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9424
  LAURA," Make up for our shortcomings, Taliesin!",1152.535,1154.268,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9425
  MATT, Which one's which?,1154.268,1155.582,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9426
  TALIESIN, First one is (counting) 15?,1155.582,1164.567,15,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9427
  TALIESIN," No, double, I have to roll two dice,
9428
  right?",1165.837,1167.716,15,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9429
  MATT," The first attack is that die, so that's not
@@ -9460,6 +9714,7 @@ TALIESIN," I make eye contact with it and, fuck it,
9460
  just for fun I'm going to burn my blood maledict.",1243.573,1251.796,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9461
  TALIESIN,"There's going to be a blood vessel that pops on my
9462
  neck and I'm going to make him cry.",1251.796,1257.848,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9463
  MATT," The bulging red eyes suddenly go black and
9464
  thick droplets of blood-like ichor begin to spill",1260.738,1266.498,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9465
  MATT,out the corners of the zombie's eyes.,1266.517,1269.6490000000001,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9483,6 +9738,7 @@ However, the secondary slam hits you for five",1302.901,1306.622,18,NPC,1.0,c2e0
9483
  MATT,"points of bludgeoning damage across your shoulder.
9484
  You get pushed back into Beau and Beau catches",1306.622,1311.0980000000002,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9485
  MATT,your fall.,1311.098,1312.703,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9486
  TALIESIN, Ow.,1314.807,1316.635,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9487
  MATT," That ends its go. Nott, you're up.",1316.635,1319.022,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9488
  SAM, It's still alive?,1319.87,1321.091,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9498,6 +9754,12 @@ there.",1343.383,1346.6480000000001,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9498
  SAM," As she's running, she's going to fire her
9499
  crossbow at the dude. 11 plus six, 17.",1346.648,1356.5349999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9500
  MATT, That hits.,1356.535,1357.894,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
 
 
 
 
9501
  LIAM," I've seen this Twilight episode. He knows
9502
  what is behind your screen the rest of the game!",1372.559,1376.3129999999999,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9503
  MARISHA, Give him the multiplier!,1376.313,1378.873,23,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -9549,14 +9811,22 @@ MATT, Let me double check that.,1478.682,1481.109,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9549
  LAURA," Sorry, guys.",1481.109,1483.329,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9550
  MATT," That finishes Jester's turn. Fjord, you're
9551
  up.",1483.496,1486.102,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
9552
  MATT," That's about as close as you can get right
9553
  there.",1491.955,1493.864,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
 
9554
  MATT," As you hold your arm out in force, the edge
9555
  of the pommel glows with this dark, black, purple,",1503.007,1509.083,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9556
  MATT,"crackling energy, and this single bolt of Eldritch
9557
  energy fires out in the direction. Roll for the attack.",1509.083,1513.1670000000001,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9558
  MATT," That hits, roll damage.",1515.601,1517.439,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9559
  SAM, Travis is using magic.,1517.439,1519.001,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
 
9560
  MATT," Nine points of damage, nice. It hits and the
9561
  armor dents inward, to the point where if it was",1525.123,1531.4170000000001,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9562
  MATT,"still a living human, it probably would've caused
@@ -10685,6 +10955,7 @@ with advantage, because it's fun.",4263.534,4268.1539999999995,59,environment,1.
10685
  TALIESIN, I'm into this.,4268.154,4269.825000000001,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
10686
  LAURA," Okay, 13!",4269.825,4272.346,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
10687
  MATT," 13! It's above a ten, guys! Awesome!",4272.346,4276.489,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
10688
  TALIESIN, This is Romper Room!,4280.44,4282.888,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
10689
  MATT," Yeah, I know! With a crack, and a heavy
10690
  echoing snarling sound in the vicinity, both",4282.888,4288.4529999999995,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -12338,6 +12609,7 @@ we're not in shouting distance.",9347.227,9351.342,123,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4M
12338
  LAURA, Okay. So we spread.,9351.342,9354.312,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12339
  MATT," Technically, you're in the-- We'll go with
12340
  this.",9354.312,9357.271,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
12341
  SAM, We're all going to die anyway.,9359.093,9360.836000000001,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12342
  TALIESIN, Again.,9360.836,9362.355,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12343
  MATT," You guys all carefully make your way into
@@ -12347,6 +12619,7 @@ the occasional whiff of dead fish.",9369.701,9378.178,127,environment,1.0,c2e003
12347
  LAURA, Do we smell any brimstone?,9378.178,9380.497,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12348
  MATT," No, not at the moment. You guys push further
12349
  in. Are you being quiet about this?",9380.497,9385.001,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
12350
  MATT," Then I would like you all to make a stealth
12351
  check.",9386.4,9389.737,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12352
  TALIESIN, Hey! There's my good roll!,9389.737,9391.617999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
@@ -13095,6 +13368,7 @@ MATT," Doesn't say as part of the rules. I'll say,
13095
  for the hell of it, let's roll it one more time.",11266.805,11271.122,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13096
  MARISHA, Okay!,11271.122,11272.642,146,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13097
  SAM, It's a roll off!,11272.642,11273.944,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
13098
  MARISHA, Dance battle!,11275.468,11276.897,146,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13099
  LIAM," Get back in there, Rocky!",11276.897,11279.122000000001,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13100
  MARISHA," Ah-- this one! Don't fuck me, blue! No,
 
31
  MATT,"cool stuff. So excited about that. It is D-N-D
32
  Beyond, by the way, if you haven't seen, not the",73.842,80.262,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
33
  MATT,ampersand. It's D-N-D.,80.316,81.94800000000001,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
34
+ LAURA, As in nnnn.,81.948,84.704,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
35
  MATT," Nnnn. But yeah, so they're going to be a
36
  long-term partner for the show, so working with us",84.704,89.46799999999999,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
37
  MATT,"through the start of this campaign. We're super
 
63
  it away.",160.828,162.529,0,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
64
  SAM, I'm our second sponsor.,162.529,163.898,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
65
  SAM,(laughter),163.898,165.202,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
66
+ LAURA," Thanks, Sam!",165.202,166.152,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
67
  SAM," No. Welcome, new viewers. Every week-- or
68
  many weeks, I am charged with writing the ad for",166.152,172.577,3,nott,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
69
  SAM,"the sponsor of that week. I did this one way back
 
156
  listed as pre-order, so just so you know.",412.629,416.159,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
157
  SAM, Can you photoshop out my crotch region?,416.159,419.389,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
158
  LAURA, No.,419.389,420.60200000000003,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
159
+ TALIESIN," That would be a lot of photoshop, man.",420.602,422.34,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
160
  MATT," None of us have that much talent in post,
161
  Sam.",422.34,425.10999999999996,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
162
  LAURA," But let's just talk about this Matthew
 
167
  that.",431.606,436.633,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
168
  LAURA," So we can be with you always. Matt can
169
  stare at you while you sleep.",436.633,442.14599999999996,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
170
+ LIAM, That's actually how Purvon dressed.,442.146,443.945,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
171
  MATT, God damn it.,443.945,445.44599999999997,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
172
+ TALIESIN," Hey, first throwback! Well done.",445.446,447.96900000000005,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
173
  LAURA," Oh yeah. We've got to be careful, guys,
174
  because we have a lot of people that haven't",447.969,451.501,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
175
  LAURA,"watched the last campaign, or haven't finished the
 
198
  MATT,"look forward to that. Comic book, issue four of
199
  Critical Role: Vox Machina Origins, Liam, when",513.401,519.26,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
200
  MATT,does that come out?,519.26,520.218,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
201
+ LIAM, It is coming out on the 24th of this month.,520.218,522.12,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
202
  TRAVIS," Oh, make it sooner!",522.12,523.534,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
203
+ LIAM," I've read it. It's so good, it's real good,
204
+ it's so good. You guys, Vox Machina's story ended",523.534,529.577,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
205
+ LIAM,"at this table, but it is going to live on and on
206
+ and on-- at least for three more issues.",529.577,533.805,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
207
  MATT, Thank you very much.,533.805,537.4399999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
208
  TRAVIS, Check it out everywhere.,537.44,538.9570000000001,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
209
+ LIAM," Yeah, on Zune, on PalmPilot. Darkhorse app,
210
+ Comixology, Limewire, finally.",538.957,549.534,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
211
  MARISHA, Napster.,549.534,553.124,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
212
  LAURA, I'm going to throw up.,553.124,555.708,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
213
  MATT," That's okay, guys, we've got a couple more
 
221
  MATT,"Lexington Comic and Toy Con in Lexington,
222
  Kentucky, March 9-11, Otafest in Calgary, May",573.366,579.457,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
223
  MATT,"18-20, and A-Kon in Texas, June 7-10.",579.457,583.062,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
224
+ ASHLEY," Jeez Louise, Matt.",583.062,585.699,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
225
  LAURA," We have Emerald City Comic Con, me and
226
  Travis.",585.699,589.101,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
227
  TRAVIS, First weekend of March.,589.101,591.204,1,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
259
  toppers for our wedding, and whenever you manage",666.67,670.4169999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
260
  MATT,"to see them in the campaign, you can know that
261
  it's his handiwork. Soon enough.",670.417,674.671,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
262
+ ASHLEY," Also, fun fact about Ian Phillips: I grew
263
+ up with him. He was one of my brother's best",674.671,683.5200000000001,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
264
+ ASHLEY,"friends when we first moved out here to LA, and so
265
+ when that name was floating around, I was like,",683.52,688.653,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
266
+ ASHLEY,"wait a minute. And then we reconnected back on
267
+ Instagram. It's such a crazy story. You know,",688.653,692.583,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
268
+ ASHLEY,Critical Role brings it all back around.,692.583,694.449,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
269
+ ASHLEY,(laughter),694.449,696.842,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
270
  MATT," I love it. So you can follow him,
271
  @PaintingTusk on Twitter.",696.842,700.3009999999999,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
272
+ LIAM," I've had him paint 20 to 30-- I'm kind of
273
+ addicted-- 20 to 30 miniatures. They're amazing.",700.301,704.0790000000001,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
274
+ LIAM,He's amazing at what he does.,704.079,705.646,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
275
  MATT," And final thank-yous to Warner Bros and
276
  Monolith Entertainment for letting us incorporate",705.646,709.665,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
277
  MATT,"the Shadow of War soundtrack into our Critical
 
343
  LAURA," Yeah, they're with Heirloom Photography,
344
  and they did all of our thumbnails, too. They did",965.269,968.353,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
345
  LAURA,that poster.,968.353,969.603,6,laura,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
346
+ ASHLEY, Go check them out on Instagram!,969.603,971.096,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
347
  MARISHA," Jason Charles Miller, who does our
348
  music.",971.096,974.01,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
349
+ LIAM," Party on, Garthok!",974.01,975.749,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
350
  MARISHA," Sean Hudson, who does our
351
  post-production. And Andy Inglat, who edited that",975.749,980.126,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
352
  MARISHA,thing. Okay. I'm sweating a lot.,980.126,984.4639999999999,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
353
  MATT, That's okay. So.,984.464,986.1930000000001,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
354
  SAM," What a night. Well, guys...",986.193,988.2049999999999,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
355
+ TALIESIN, This has been great.,988.205,990.509,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
356
+ LIAM, Holy shit.,990.509,992.102,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
357
  MATT, Everyone. Everyone.,992.102,994.588,4,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
358
  SAM, Can we open our fricking books yet?,994.588,996.53,5,sam,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
359
  MARISHA, Not yet.,996.53,998.161,7,marisha,0.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
951
  MATT,"describe your character, please.",2691.962,2693.505,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
952
  LAURA," I didn't think we were going to meet you so
953
  soon!",2693.505,2695.062,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
954
+ TALIESIN, Neither did I.,2695.062,2697.2039999999997,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
955
+ ASHLEY, I didn't either.,2697.204,2698.474,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
956
+ TALIESIN," But here we are. A lavender-- damn it,
957
+ Travis. A lavender tiefling with red eyes and very",2698.474,2710.431,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
958
+ TALIESIN,"pierced, extremely ostentatious horns that are
959
+ pierced with little gems and little baubles. He's",2710.431,2717.223,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
960
+ TALIESIN,"got a tattoo that seems to be running up the side
961
+ of his face, a peacock tattoo that goes off into",2717.223,2722.96,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
962
+ TALIESIN,"his very ostentatious, ridiculous, overblown robes
963
+ that he wears. His two swords and pouch dangling at",2722.96,2735.775,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
964
+ TALIESIN,"the side of his hips. He's very broad in his
965
+ dress.",2735.775,2742.7850000000003,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
966
  LIAM, So a literal and figurative peacock.,2742.785,2744.924,30,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
967
+ TALIESIN, Oh yes.,2744.924,2746.276,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
968
  TRAVIS, One of your characters? No.,2746.276,2747.853,28,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
969
+ TALIESIN," I know, mine. Who knew?",2747.853,2749.483,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
970
  MATT," As this tiefling darts from table to table,
971
  a few feet behind, you see--",2749.483,2754.3120000000004,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
972
+ ASHLEY," Wait, did you say your name?",2754.312,2756.89,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
973
+ TALIESIN, I didn't say my name.,2756.89,2758.086,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
974
+ ASHLEY," Okay. So there is a woman behind him. Taller
975
+ than your average... lass.",2758.086,2769.153,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
976
+ ASHLEY,(laughter),2769.153,2772.7,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
977
  ASHLEY," She's very, very, very pale-skinned. Her
978
  hair is black that starts to turn white as it gets",2772.7,2785.1259999999997,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
979
  ASHLEY,"longer. It's matted, it's dreaded, it's braided.
 
992
  individuals that are both awkwardly avoiding their",2838.61,2844.0840000000003,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
993
  MATT,"own tension and currently trying to figure you
994
  out.",2844.084,2846.7949999999996,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
995
+ TALIESIN," Can I tell if-- where are they in the
996
+ dispensement of the coin? Can I tell they have a",2846.795,2853.063,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
997
+ TALIESIN,little coin on them? Did I catch any of that?,2853.063,2855.326,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
998
  MATT," They've completed distributing, so you don't
999
  see any coin, unfortunately.",2855.326,2859.124,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1000
+ TALIESIN," Well. I don't believe I've ever seen a
1001
+ group of people more in need of a good time in my",2859.124,2867.245,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1002
+ TALIESIN,"entire life. Mollymauk Tealeaf of the Fletching
1003
+ and Moondrop Traveling Carnival of Curiosities. If",2867.245,2875.442,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1004
+ TALIESIN,"there was ever a group of people that needed a
1005
+ good time to go out, have a laugh, see things that",2875.442,2881.639,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1006
+ TALIESIN,"you have never seen before, and my god, take my
1007
+ word for it, one month's time, people will be",2881.639,2887.0550000000003,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1008
+ TALIESIN,"buying your ale to hear the tale of what you saw
1009
+ at the Traveling Carnival of Curiosities this night.",2887.055,2892.848,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1010
  LAURA, We saw your tent going up! We did!,2892.848,2895.916,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1011
  MARISHA," We were actually going to go without the
1012
  flyer, but now we also have a flyer.",2895.916,2900.8010000000004,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1013
+ TALIESIN," It's just five copper. A steal. At five
1014
+ silver, it would be a steal, at five gold? Worth",2900.801,2905.863,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1015
+ TALIESIN,"every penny. But if you've got the five copper to
1016
+ spend, we would happily have you all.",2905.863,2912.5629999999996,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1017
  LAURA, Do you perform?,2912.563,2916.2850000000003,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1018
+ TALIESIN," Ah. I'm less of a performer and more of
1019
+ an intermediary for these parts. I do on occasion",2916.285,2923.6209999999996,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1020
+ TALIESIN,perform. I can read fortunes--,2923.621,2926.313,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1021
  LAURA," (gasps) I was going to ask if you read
1022
  fortunes! Can you do one now?",2926.313,2929.318,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1023
+ TALIESIN, I knew you were going to ask that.,2929.318,2930.847,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1024
  LAURA," (gasps) Oh my gosh, you're so smart. Look
1025
  at this guy, he knows everything!",2930.847,2934.943,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1026
+ TALIESIN, I'm going to sit down at the table.,2934.943,2937.3480000000004,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1027
  MATT," Okay. He goes and sits down at this table,
1028
  finishing his presentation. One of the barmaids",2937.348,2941.9629999999997,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1029
  MATT,"comes up to you, and looks up. You're standing
 
1038
  ASHLEY, Just a big.,2959.39,2960.718,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1039
  MATT," ""Husseldorf, then. All right. Be right
1040
  back."" And she wanders off.",2960.718,2963.598,34,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1041
+ TALIESIN, Well. Who has coin for a fortune?,2963.598,2968.97,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1042
  LAURA, Do you know my name?,2968.97,2970.8349999999996,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1043
+ TALIESIN, What is your name?,2970.835,2973.069,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1044
  LAURA, Jester.,2973.069,2974.152,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1045
+ TALIESIN, I know your name now!,2974.152,2975.323,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1046
+ TALIESIN,LAURA and TALIESIN: (laugh),2975.323,2977.118,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1047
  LAURA, What is your name?,2977.118,2978.41,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1048
+ TALIESIN," Oh, my name is Molly to my friends, and
1049
+ we're friends, now, aren't we? Pleasure.",2978.41,2981.9579999999996,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1050
  LAURA, Molly. Look at this guy.,2981.958,2984.099,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1051
+ TALIESIN," Mollymauk. Molly for short. This is
1052
+ Yasha, she's a charm.",2984.099,2987.1820000000002,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1053
  ASHLEY, Hello.,2987.182,2989.1099999999997,35,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1054
  MARISHA, Yasha. Yasha.,2989.11,2992.679,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1055
+ TALIESIN, Now. Would anyone like a fortune read?,2992.679,2995.294,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1056
  LAURA, I would love one.,2995.294,2996.479,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1057
+ TALIESIN, Do you have coin?,2996.479,2997.7799999999997,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1058
  LAURA, Yes. How much do you want?,2997.78,2999.476,31,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1059
  TALIESIN, Two copper.,2999.476,3000.5730000000003,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1060
  LAURA," Two copper, okay, I just got some copper.
 
1195
  LAURA," Well, we have plans tonight!",3321.411,3323.472,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1196
  MARISHA, Yay!,3323.472,3324.768,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1197
  LAURA, Do you stinky people want to come with us?,3324.768,3327.772,37,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1198
+ SAN," I-- Caleb, we don't have any plans tonight. I
1199
+ guess we could go along. I wouldn't mind seeing it.",3327.772,3335.2999999999997,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1200
  MARISHA, It'll be fun!,3335.3,3337.224,33,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1201
  TALIESIN," Or you could stay here and buy beer for
1202
  the people who do see the shows, and you can hear",3337.224,3340.962,36,caduceus,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
1971
  Ward to the edge of the Ustaloch itself. Through",5299.173,5304.697,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1972
  MATT,"the fishing village, more folks begin to gather.
1973
  Do you all follow?",5304.697,5308.2970000000005,61,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1974
+ ALL, Yeah.,5308.297,5310.455999999999,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1975
  LAURA," And I cast Blessing of the Trickster on you
1976
  again, just in case.",5310.456,5313.741,60,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
1977
  SAM, Thank you.,5313.741,5315.284,53,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
2268
  square, so I wanted to see what was happening.",7087.147,7092.124,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2269
  LIAM," I'm practically concave. Is it concave or
2270
  convex, I forget?",7092.124,7096.3679999999995,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2271
+ ALL, Concave.,7096.368,7097.752,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2272
  MARISHA, Convex would be funny.,7097.752,7099.120000000001,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2273
  MARISHA,(laughter),7099.12,7105.8859999999995,75,beau,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2274
  SAM," I'll hand her my shortsword, but not my
 
2283
  LAURA," I think it's just stealth checks with the
2284
  blessing.",7125.399,7128.062,78,jester,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2285
  MATT, Let me double-check that real fast.,7128.062,7130.005,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2286
+ ALL, Going to the book.,7130.005,7133.139,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2287
  MATT, What the heck!,7133.139,7134.887,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2288
  SAM," We're playing First Edition, right?",7134.887,7138.264999999999,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2289
  MATT," No, it is stealth. You're correct. Yeah.",7138.265,7140.521000000001,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
2321
  LIAM," Technically, I dragged her away, but you
2322
  know, D&D is funny with what is known and not.",7208.819,7213.206,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2323
  TALIESIN, I heard you over the earring.,7213.206,7214.923,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2324
+ ALL, Aww.,7214.923,7216.416,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2325
  LIAM, RIP.,7216.416,7218.0560000000005,74,caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2326
  ASHLEY," Wait, I didn't get your weapon.",7218.056,7220.2,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2327
  TRAVIS, Hah.,7220.2,7221.938,56,fjord,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
2337
  MATT," A falchion, a large, curved sword, emerges
2338
  from a sheath on his back.",7242.928,7248.51,77,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2339
  SAM, What is that?,7248.51,7249.772,76,nott,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2340
+ ALL," It's a large, curved sword.",7249.772,7251.484,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2341
+ ALL,(laughter),7251.484,7254.04,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2342
  ASHLEY," I twist it around a little. Play with it.
2343
  This is nice.",7254.04,7257.824,73,yasha,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2344
  TALIESIN, Very nice.,7257.824,7260.151,69,mollymauk,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
 
2940
  MATT," There's Prismatic Spray. Chromatic is the
2941
  starter version.",9108.793,9114.377,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2942
  LIAM, That is nine.,9114.377,9115.747000000001,83,Caleb,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2943
+ ALL, Nein!,9115.747,9120.349999999999,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2944
  MATT," (German accent) All right, very well done,
2945
  Caleb.",9120.35,9122.135,96,environment,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
2946
  LIAM," (thicker German accent) Now is the part
 
3779
  your way there, Flynn. You're doing good.",11422.56,11427.707999999999,137,flynn,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
3780
  MATT," ""My men tell me that the rest of you helped
3781
  destroy these fiends. Is that correct?""",11427.708,11434.423,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
3782
+ ALL, Yeah.,11434.423,11436.752,-1,,,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
3783
  MATT," ""Then on behalf of the Starosta, I
3784
  appreciate your aid. But until this investigation",11436.752,11441.911,138,NPC,1.0,c2e001,byva0hOj8CU
3785
  MATT,"""is complete, you are all under investigation from
 
3942
  SAM," To plug our good friends at D&D Beyond, I
3943
  need my fellow castmates to help me. Can we",44.456,49.426,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3944
  SAM,"practice? Can you all say, ""Boo""?",49.426,51.47,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3945
+ ALL, Boo!,51.47,53.047,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3946
  SAM," Can you all say, ""Yay""?",53.047,54.428999999999995,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3947
+ ALL, Yay!,54.429,55.788000000000004,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3948
  SAM," Okay, the official digital toolset for
3949
  Critical Role is D&D Beyond.",55.788,60.199,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3950
+ ALL, Yay!,60.199,61.754999999999995,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3951
  SAM," A great service to organize everything D&D.
3952
  Rules, spells, character sheets, and more, all",61.755,66.37700000000001,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3953
  SAM,with a pesky pen and paper?,66.377,68.178,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3954
+ ALL, Boo!,68.178,70.195,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3955
  SAM," No! You can access it digitally on your
3956
  computer, mobile, or tablet.",70.195,74.847,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3957
+ ALL, Yay!,74.847,76.797,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3958
  SAM," The cast is using D&D Beyond every week,
3959
  except for Taliesin.",76.797,81.484,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3960
+ ALL, Boo!,81.484,83.207,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3961
  SAM," Just kidding, he is!",83.207,84.708,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3962
+ ALL, Yay!,84.708,86.428,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3963
  SAM," I have to use both the boo and the yay or
3964
  else it doesn't make sense. He can do cool stuff",86.428,94.583,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3965
  SAM,"like activate Critical Role content in his
3966
  character builder and create a blood hunter.",94.583,99.201,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3967
+ ALL, Yay!,99.201,100.74,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3968
  SAM," And do you think they charge an arm and a
3969
  leg?",100.74,103.19699999999999,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3970
+ ALL, Boo!,103.197,105.134,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3971
  SAM," No, they don't!",105.134,107.518,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3972
+ ALL, Yay!,107.518,109.821,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3973
  SAM," D&D Beyond is offering a discount of $10 off
3974
  any digital book in their shop. Use code",109.821,114.851,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3975
  SAM,"""beginnings"" at checkout.",114.851,117.016,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3976
+ ALL, Yay!,117.016,118.61,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3977
  SAM," So check them out at dndbeyond.com. Is that D
3978
  and D Beyond?",118.61,122.733,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3979
+ ALL, Boo!,122.733,124.034,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3980
  SAM," No, is that D-N-D Beyond?",124.034,127.012,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3981
+ ALL, Yay!,127.084,128.398,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3982
  SAM, And this spot was written by Sam Riegel.,128.398,130.65,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3983
+ ALL, Boo!,130.65,132.0,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3984
+ ALL,(laughter),132.0,135.732,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3985
  MATT," Thank you so much, Sam. And thank you, D&D
3986
  Beyond, for being our partners for this new",135.732,141.88,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3987
  MATT,campaign.,141.88,143.30599999999998,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3988
+ LAURA," Marisha, you yay'ed, good for you!",143.306,145.43800000000002,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3989
+ MARISHA," I did! It was a little complacent, but I
3990
+ yay'ed. I gave him one.",145.438,150.86599999999999,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3991
  MATT," Oh man. Talks Machina, of course, our after
3992
  talk show about this episode will be on next",150.866,160.93200000000002,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3993
  MATT,"Tuesday, as it is every Tuesday, after the show at
 
3995
  MATT,"with our host Brian W. Foster. (burp) I always
3996
  burp when I say his name. I wonder what that says",166.205,170.018,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3997
  MATT,about him. I don't know why.,170.018,172.019,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3998
+ LAURA, It's that cabbage smell.,172.019,173.912,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
3999
  MATT," It's the cabbage. So check that out. Merch,
4000
  Laura.",173.912,177.919,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4001
+ LAURA," So, you know, we talked about those posters
4002
+ last week. They're still in the store on",177.919,184.949,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4003
+ LAURA,"pre-order. Some of them are getting shipped out
4004
+ right now, so you should be getting them soon.",184.949,192.08100000000002,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4005
+ ALL, Yay!,192.081,194.09599999999998,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4006
+ LAURA," We're going to leave them on pre-order
4007
+ until Monday night, so if you're watching this on",194.096,198.562,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4008
+ LAURA,"YouTube after it's been aired live, you've got until
4009
+ midnight to put in that order.",198.562,203.472,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4010
+ ALL, Yay.,203.472,205.249,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4011
+ LAURA," Then they're going to be gone. Well, we
4012
+ might have a small overage that remains in the",205.249,209.352,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4013
+ LAURA,"store. But the pre-orders will be done. You know
4014
+ what I mean. And then hey, check out that other",209.352,214.547,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4015
+ LAURA,"stuff like shirts, hats, and dice. We should be
4016
+ getting some more Vox Machina d20s. I know a lot",214.547,222.65699999999998,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4017
+ LAURA,"of people have been asking about them. They're
4018
+ going to be restocked, hopefully within the next week.",222.657,226.387,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4019
+ LAURA,"More will be coming soon if those sell out. You
4020
+ know how it goes.",226.462,229.97,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4021
  MATT," Great, thank you, Laura. Podcast. Episode
4022
  one of this campaign is already up. So those of",229.97,239.511,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4023
  MATT,"you following in podcast form or have friends who
 
4038
  you can donate your time as well to help teach and",277.558,282.688,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4039
  MATT,"be part of the program if one is near you. Go
4040
  check it out.",282.688,285.56899999999996,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4041
+ MARISHA," We were talking to one of the heads at
4042
+ 826LA over the break, Joel, and he was saying that",285.569,291.37100000000004,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4043
+ MARISHA,"they would love to do D&D, but no one on their
4044
+ staff knows how to DM or do D&D. So if there's an",291.371,299.039,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4045
+ MARISHA,"826 in your area, and you're like, ""I know, I'll
4046
+ start a D&D club,"" I'm sure they'll be open to it,",299.039,303.917,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4047
+ MARISHA,just go talk to them and go teach kids D&D!,303.917,306.95099999999996,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4048
  MATT," Yeah. Run a game for a bunch of cool
4049
  teenagers and show them how awesome this game is.",306.951,311.16400000000004,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4050
+ MARISHA," Or cool eight-year-olds who are equally
4051
+ as amazing.",311.164,314.091,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4052
  SAM, Or dorky eight-year-olds or teenagers.,314.091,316.676,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4053
  MATT," Those are the same, Sam.",316.676,318.579,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4054
+ MARISHA, Nerd is chic now.,318.579,320.495,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4055
  MATT," I like to think I was always cool. No, it's
4056
  not true at all. I'm still trying to get there.",320.495,327.572,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4057
  MATT,"All right, cool! Appearances. Laura and Travis
 
4063
  MATT,"Canada, May 18th to the 20th, and Akon in Texas,
4064
  June 7th to the 10th.",345.496,350.092,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4065
  SAM, Calgary is like the Kentucky of Canada.,350.092,353.52799999999996,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4066
+ LAURA, Is it?,353.528,355.06,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4067
  SAM, I don't know.,355.06,356.583,4,veth,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4068
+ MARISHA, I'll take that as a compliment.,356.583,358.79200000000003,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4069
+ LIAM," I am also going to Bak-Anime, not to be
4070
+ confused with SacAnime, on February 3rd and 4th.",358.792,365.81399999999996,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4071
  TRAVIS," How do you spell that, B-A-K?",365.814,367.646,1,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4072
+ LIAM," B-A-K, that's real soon. So I'll be there.",367.646,369.966,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4073
  MATT, Beautiful. And I believe--,369.966,373.825,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4074
+ LIAM," Wait! Comic book next week. Issue four.
4075
+ Comic book.",373.825,380.58299999999997,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4076
  MATT," Issue four on the 24th, I believe it is?",380.583,383.69000000000005,2,matt,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4077
  TALIESIN," By far the most fourth of all of these
4078
  books. It's easily the most fourth.",383.69,389.054,3,mollymauk,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4133
  hills and vanished. And that is where we left off.",630.124,636.764,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4134
  SAM, So we're still at the carnival?,636.764,639.332,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4135
  MATT, You're still in the tent.,639.332,640.924,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4136
+ LIAM, With crownsguard?,640.924,642.175,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4137
  MATT," With the crownsguard and with Watchmaster
4138
  Jossyd. The crownsguard that had left naught but a",642.175,652.0849999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4139
  MATT,"moment before comes rushing in, his breath
 
4151
  MATT," He's in mid-speech, ""The rest of you keep an
4152
  eye on the performers here. Ask around, see what",692.372,703.5889999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4153
  MATT,"""you can find. As for the others, don't go far.""",703.589,708.009,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4154
+ LAURA," The innocent patrons, you mean?",708.009,710.256,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4155
  MATT," ""You may be innocent, in which case you have
4156
  nothing to worry about. However, we have an",710.256,715.5369999999999,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4157
  MATT,"""investigation to complete, so I would ask that you
 
4159
  MATT,"""You will be questioned, and when this
4160
  investigation is completed, regardless of how long",722.274,726.399,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4161
  MATT,"""it may take, you are not to leave Trostenwald.""",726.399,729.0120000000001,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4162
+ LIAM," If I could just contribute one word, the 40
4163
+ or so people who are outside and the rest of us",729.012,734.707,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4164
+ LIAM,"will vouch for this one, the colorful one. He
4165
+ saved many people's lives. Don't take my word for",734.707,742.054,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4166
+ LIAM,it. There's everyone outside.,742.054,744.14,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4167
  MATT," All the rest of the crownsguard glance to
4168
  each other, he goes, ""Well, unfortunately, that is",744.14,750.765,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4169
  MATT,"""not for me to decide. The Lawmaster would have to
 
4172
  you can speak with her. Then, perhaps, she may",756.537,761.306,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4173
  MATT,"""grant you leniency, but I can give you no
4174
  guarantee.""",761.306,764.244,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4175
+ MARISHA," Why don't you just question us right now?
4176
+ I'm confused on why you don't just do that now.",764.244,771.971,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4177
  MATT," ""Well, we could do that instead. We'll
4178
  have you arrested, put you in the stockade as we",771.971,778.104,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4179
  MATT,"""question the rest of you.""",778.104,779.503,5,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4180
+ LAURA," No, let's go to the stockade.",779.503,781.615,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4181
  TRAVIS," Yeah, we'll all be in one place.",781.615,783.723,1,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4182
+ LAURA, Yeah.,783.723,785.237,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4183
+ MARISHA," Jails are not my favored terrain. Just
4184
+ want to point that out. Not this go-around. No.",785.237,792.3779999999999,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4185
  TRAVIS, Good to know.,792.378,794.1610000000001,1,fjord,0.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4186
+ LAURA, I would have guessed that about you.,794.161,796.324,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4187
+ MARISHA, Not really comfortable with that.,796.324,800.413,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4188
  MATT," ""We're leaving. The rest of you, stay in here.
4189
  Watch over the performers. Make sure nobody",800.413,808.45,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4190
  MATT,"""leaves. Come if you wish. Otherwise, we'll be in
 
4192
  MATT,"other five crownsguard, lifting up the shackles of
4193
  the three that had been arrested and begin to drag",815.21,818.942,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4194
  MATT,them outside of the tent and into the night air.,818.942,821.169,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4195
+ LIAM, I send Frumpkin to follow.,821.169,822.948,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4196
  MATT, Okay.,822.948,824.233,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4197
+ MARISHA," Can I double back into the performance
4198
+ area and see if I can find that little girl that",824.233,829.0859999999999,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4199
+ MARISHA,they're looking for? Before they do?,829.086,831.154,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4200
  MATT," You may, if you want to. So you send
4201
  Frumpkin just to follow them. You guys are staying",831.154,834.943,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4202
  MATT,"behind, then?",834.943,836.389,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4216
  MATT,Frumpkin.,861.561,862.9970000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4217
  SAM," Are we going with them or not? Should we stay
4218
  here? This is not our affair, right?",862.997,868.632,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4219
+ LIAM," I don't know. I'm having second thoughts
4220
+ about being here at all.",868.632,873.112,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4221
  SAM," Well, you sent the kitty, didn't you?",873.112,875.924,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4222
+ LIAM," Yes, and we're not going to leave without
4223
+ him. Why don't we just--?",875.924,880.586,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4224
  SAM, Follow behind a bit?,880.586,882.746,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4225
+ LIAM, That's right.,882.746,884.227,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4226
  SAM, Okay. Sounds good.,884.227,887.717,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4227
  MATT," All right, so as you guys exit, keeping
4228
  a pace behind, watching the",887.717,897.508,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4229
  MATT,"crownsguard guiding the current prisoners towards
4230
  the actual city, Frumpkin keeping a zig-zagging",897.586,904.755,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4231
  MATT,distance behind and following.,904.755,906.477,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4232
+ LIAM, DM?,906.477,907.534,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4233
  MATT, Yes?,907.534,908.331,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4234
+ LIAM," Is it possible for me, if Nott is holding my
4235
+ hand and leading me, to go full third eye and walk",908.331,916.357,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4236
+ LIAM,"blind and deaf here looking through Frumpkin's
4237
+ senses?",916.357,920.7679999999999,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4238
  MATT," I would say yes, but you are purely like--
4239
  because all you're doing is walking forward and",920.768,925.3340000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4240
  MATT,you need someone to guide you.,925.334,926.526,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4241
+ LIAM, Right.,926.526,927.4129999999999,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4242
  SAM, And he can't communicate to me either so--,927.413,929.1610000000001,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4243
+ LIAM," I can talk, but I can't hear you. I can talk
4244
+ and hold her hand so she can stop me from",929.161,935.65,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4245
+ LIAM,prat-falling all over myself.,935.65,937.4839999999999,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4246
  SAM, Yes. But you can talk?,937.484,939.095,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4247
  MATT, He can talk but he can't hear you.,939.095,941.09,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4248
  SAM, Got it. Okay. Great.,941.09,943.58,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4249
+ LIAM," But we've done this before so you know to
4250
+ squeeze my hand really hard if I should pipe down.",943.58,948.866,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4251
  SAM, Sure.,948.866,950.3729999999999,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4252
  MATT," All right. So, first off, Beauregard.",950.373,953.1400000000001,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4253
+ MARISHA, Yeah.,953.14,954.187,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4254
  MATT," As you back out of the performer's exit of
4255
  the tent into the center of their encampment, the",954.187,960.488,9,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4256
  MATT,"immediate exit, there are already four crownsguard
 
4333
  MATT," You know what? Let's go ahead and make an
4334
  animal handling check on that.",1188.441,1191.782,17,toad,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4335
  SAM, We never get to make those!,1191.782,1193.72,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4336
+ LIAM, First of the show!,1193.72,1195.779,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4337
  MARISHA," Oh my god, I'm so nervous right now.",1195.779,1201.033,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4338
  TRAVIS," You're good, you're good, you're good.",1201.033,1202.6209999999999,15,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4339
  MARISHA, That's not great. 11?,1202.621,1205.1270000000002,18,beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
4620
  TALIESIN, Bastard.,2005.457,2007.2520000000002,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4621
  MATT, Sorry.,2007.252,2008.336,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4622
  TALIESIN, The one that we know is a problem.,2008.336,2011.783,29,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4623
+ LIAM," I'm going to call my cat back to me and I
4624
+ drop the telepathy and I just start tugging you",2011.783,2019.0939999999998,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4625
+ LIAM,"back to the Nestled Nook. Come on, we have to talk
4626
+ about this. We have to decide what we're going to do.",2019.401,2024.2810000000002,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4627
  SAM, Right away.,2024.281,2025.5159999999998,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4628
  TRAVIS, Excuse me--,2025.516,2026.459,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4629
  LAURA, They're not with us.,2026.459,2027.545,11,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4630
  TRAVIS," Oh, I thought you were right behind us.",2027.545,2029.183,22,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4631
+ LIAM," My cat was in there, but not I.",2029.183,2030.613,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4632
  MATT," Yeah, but you'd have to stay within 100 feet
4633
  to maintain that.",2030.613,2033.271,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4634
+ LIAM," Well, we would've walked up to the building,
4635
+ the cat would've scurried around, if possible. So",2033.271,2038.162,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4636
+ LIAM,"I'd like to think that I heard all that, which is
4637
+ why just I said all the things I did.",2038.162,2041.852,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4638
  MATT," You did hear all that. Okay, and I'd say, as
4639
  they're making their way out, you can probably",2041.852,2045.594,30,Interrogator,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4640
  MATT,"duck around without them seeing you as they left.
 
4788
  MATT," That's sixteen kittens. Kittens have half of
4789
  a hit point, I don't think kittens have more than",2430.081,2433.7560000000003,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4790
  MATT,that.,2433.756,2434.7599999999998,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4791
+ LIAM, That's eight Frumpkins.,2434.76,2436.786,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4792
  TRAVIS," An audience is all we're asking for. No
4793
  favors.",2436.786,2439.178,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4794
  MARISHA," Yeah, this is just a wrong time, wrong
 
4814
  evening in her office.",2487.209,2490.661,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4815
  TRAVIS," Beau, remember your little sister.",2490.661,2493.263,33,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4816
  SAM," Oh, what? Little sister? What?",2493.263,2495.205,6,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4817
+ LIAM, We're not there.,2495.205,2497.961,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4818
  MATT," So, as the Lawmaster approaches, now pulling
4819
  the coat over herself, she goes, ""Okay, so you've",2499.277,2505.467,35,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4820
  MATT,"""returned, apparently, needing to poke into what
 
4935
  LAURA, Oh. You didn't make that clear at all.,2836.646,2839.043,41,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4936
  MATT," Are you guys up in your room, or are you in
4937
  the tavern?",2839.043,2841.243,42,Lawmaster,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4938
+ LIAM, Yeah. We're having a talk.,2841.243,2842.544,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4939
  TRAVIS, We're under watch.,2842.544,2844.915,40,Fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
4940
  MARISHA," I was just trying to go with what you
4941
  said.",2844.915,2846.594,38,Beau,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
5138
  MATT," ""Go with the von Brandt.""",3366.723,3369.311,49,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
5139
  TALIESIN," Let's get a round of von Brandt for
5140
  everybody.",3369.311,3373.301,50,mollymauk,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
5141
+ TARVIS," Actually, if it's all the same I'm not
5142
+ really an ale fan. Do you have any fire whiskey?",3373.301,3378.299,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
5143
  MATT," ""We can get you some liquor, aye.""",3378.299,3381.216,49,Adelaine,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
5144
  LAURA, Can I have some milk?,3381.216,3382.25,52,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
5145
  SAM," Two, please.",3382.25,3384.413,53,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
6370
  MATT,"""the end of his days, which now that they've come,
6371
  may he rest and not have to do odd jobs ever",6762.572,6767.774,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
6372
  MATT,"""again."" He pours his own bit of whiskey.",6767.774,6771.536,98,NPC,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
6373
+ ALL, Cheers.,6771.536,6773.191,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
6374
  LAURA," Do you know who he was doing odd jobs for
6375
  that day?",6773.191,6777.336,99,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
6376
  SAM, Your lady voice is worse than mine.,6777.336,6780.83,97,veth,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
7363
  even paying attention. It is yours. You can write",10277.125,10282.802,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7364
  MATT,"in your inventory you are now the owner of a
7365
  platinum flask.",10282.802,10286.5,132,shopkeeper,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7366
+ ALL, Ooh!,10286.5,10289.046,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7367
  SAM," Shit! Okay! It's a baby bottle, or maybe a
7368
  rattle? What'd you say?",10289.046,10296.319,127,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7369
  MATT," Baby bottle. Looks like it was used as a
 
7893
  LAURA,feel a little numb.,11607.895,11610.314,147,jester,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7894
  SAM, Let's move then.,11611.094,11612.958999999999,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7895
  MATT, Who's going where? What are you guys doing?,11612.959,11615.686000000002,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7896
+ ALL, We're all going to the circus.,11615.686,11617.421,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7897
  TRAVIS, Stealthily to the circus.,11617.421,11618.948,144,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
7898
  MATT," All right, I would like for all of you to
7899
  roll a stealth check.",11618.948,11620.99,143,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
 
8166
  LIAM, What the fuck are we looking for in here?,12236.857,12239.167,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
8167
  MATT," And Nott, you're going with them?",12239.167,12240.654999999999,153,environment,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
8168
  SAM, I'm with the girls.,12240.655,12242.027,148,nott,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
8169
+ TRAVS," Where did the bodies fall? Over there,
8170
+ didn't they?",12242.027,12243.961,-1,,,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
8171
  LIAM," That's right, yeah.",12243.961,12245.322,154,caleb,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
8172
  TRAVIS, Well let's search the grounds.,12245.322,12247.221,155,fjord,1.0,c2e002,MPELLuQXVcE
8173
  MATT," You make your way inside, the smell is
 
9275
  SAM," Yeah, I know. So that I can preserve my voice
9276
  for the rest of the night, Laura, can you read the",54.224,59.202,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9277
  SAM,copy and I'll lip sync it.,59.202,61.486,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9278
+ LAURA, The joy of sitting next to you.,61.486,62.857,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9279
  SAM, Thank you.,62.857,64.32,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9280
  SAM,"Laura: Oh god. As you know, D&D Beyond is the
9281
  official digital tool set for Critical Role. It's",64.32,70.37599999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9287
  dice you're rolling with.",81.746,85.65299999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9288
  SAM, Keep going.,85.653,87.296,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9289
  SAM,(laughter),87.296,88.71900000000001,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9290
+ LAURA," You know, the kind of superstitious gamer
9291
+ that thinks that the color and style of dice",88.719,93.09899999999999,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9292
+ LAURA,"actually makes any difference at all. The sort of
9293
+ weirdo who believes some dice are lucky and some",93.099,100.29400000000001,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9294
+ LAURA,"are cursed. Or one of those crackpot shut-ins who
9295
+ uses dice jails-- ha ha ha. Those people are lame.",100.294,110.735,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9296
+ LAURA,"Anyway, check them out at w-w-w-dot--",110.735,114.327,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9297
  SAM," Oh, keep going.",114.327,115.901,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9298
+ LAURA," dndbeyond.com That's D-N-D not D-and-D.
9299
+ DnD. Get $10 off any book in the marketplace with",115.901,127.097,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9300
+ LAURA,"code 'beginnings.' Also, Sam Riegel is a cock
9301
+ bag.",127.097,132.537,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9302
  SAM, What?! No! That's not what it says!,132.537,134.71,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9303
  SAM,(laughter),134.71,137.05700000000002,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9304
  MATT," Thank you, Sam. Well done.",137.057,140.155,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9305
+ TALIESIN," Classic, classic.",140.155,143.038,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9306
  MATT," Thank you, Laura, for the assist. Thank you,
9307
  D&D Beyond for being an awesome partners on this",143.099,148.17,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9308
  MATT,"new campaign. As a reminder, Talks Machina, with
 
9341
  MATT,you can probably find.,232.749,234.839,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9342
  MATT," Are you-- oh jeez. Why do we put you two
9343
  next to each other?",234.839,237.731,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9344
+ LAURA," Look, I gave him a dice and he gave me a
9345
+ dice.",237.731,241.52599999999998,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9346
  MATT," Aw, that's actually really cute. I apologize
9347
  for being so snappy.",241.526,244.36800000000002,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9348
  MATT,(laughter),244.368,247.891,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9351
  MATT,(cheering),252.137,254.955,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9352
  SAM, When?,254.955,256.276,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9353
  MATT, On Saturday.,256.276,257.124,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9354
+ TRAVIS, No anesthetic.,257.124,258.232,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9355
+ TRAVIS,(laughter),258.232,259.61600000000004,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9356
  LIAM, Show us your mouth holes!,259.616,261.495,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9357
  MATT," No, you do not want that.",261.495,263.287,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9358
+ LAURA, I expected your cheeks to be all poofy.,263.287,265.21999999999997,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9359
  MATT," They have been throughout the whole week and
9360
  steadily, I have been like, ""Please, please, don't",265.22,268.48100000000005,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9361
  MATT,"""be so bad on Thursday."" It's okay. Not too bad
9362
  today.",268.481,271.145,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9363
+ LAURA, You look chiseled.,271.145,273.974,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9364
  MARISHA, He looks fine. It's all in his head.,273.974,275.931,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9365
+ TRAVIS," Did you dunk your head in a tub of ice and
9366
+ stuff?",275.931,278.804,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9367
  MATT," A lot of ice. A lot of ice. But that's
9368
  enough about me and my gum holes.",278.804,282.407,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9369
  MATT,(laughter),282.407,285.613,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9381
  time. They're amazing. Thank you, 826LA. Or an 826",308.46,313.698,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9382
  MATT,"near your home. I think those are all of the major
9383
  announcements.",313.698,321.49699999999996,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9384
+ LAURA," Whoa, that was fast!",321.497,323.587,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9385
  MATT," I know, we went through them fast.",323.587,325.03999999999996,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9386
+ LAURA, I didn't even sort my dice yet!,325.04,327.053,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9387
  MATT," No new cons or events. So with that, let's
9388
  dive into tonight's episode of Critical Role.",327.053,339.586,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9389
  MATT,[upbeat music],343.786,414.985,3,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9421
  creatures now angered and looking about for",517.296,522.912,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9422
  MATT,"something to feast upon. And that was where we
9423
  left off.",522.912,527.753,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9424
+ TRAVIS, Totally good.,527.811,529.3340000000001,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9425
  SAM, No problem with our setup.,529.334,531.0229999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9426
  LAURA," That was the third spell, by the way.
9427
  Detect Good and Evil.",531.023,533.539,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9430
  LAURA," No spells. I've got cantrips though, so
9431
  don't worry, guys.",536.546,544.825,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9432
  MATT, Well--,548.485,549.615,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9433
+ TALIESIN, No burger left. Just onion rings.,549.615,552.745,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9434
  LAURA," Just the fried piece. Not even an onion
9435
  left in there.",553.333,556.608,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9436
  MATT," I would like you all to roll initiative,
9437
  please.",556.608,560.2199999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9438
+ TRAVIS," Oh, right off the bat?",560.22,561.794,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9439
  MATT, Yeah!,561.794,563.127,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9440
  SAM, We're fighting already?,563.127,565.3739999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9441
  MARISHA," Oh, natural 20!",567.024,569.112,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9444
  rolling it again.",574.122,577.697,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9445
  LAURA," Oh! Yours rolled a one, too.",577.869,579.419,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9446
  LAURA,(laughter),580.449,582.562,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9447
+ TRAVIS, We rolled low. Level two!,582.562,586.488,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9448
  LAURA," Oh no, oh no!",586.88,589.287,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9449
  MATT, All righty. 20 to 15.,591.996,595.263,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9450
  MARISHA, 24.,595.263,597.803,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9454
  LIAM, Ja.,608.126,609.4209999999999,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9455
  MATT, Ten to five.,609.553,610.6129999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9456
  SAM, Five.,610.613,611.788,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9457
+ TALIESIN, Eight. That's a number.,611.788,615.398,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9458
  MATT, That it is. You?,615.398,618.287,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9459
+ TRAVIS, Nope. Three.,618.287,619.869,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9460
  LIAM, Three!,619.869,622.0640000000001,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9461
  LAURA," You have three initiative? What's your
9462
  initiative?",622.064,626.2819999999999,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9463
  LIAM, What's your modifier?,626.282,627.446,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9464
+ TRAVIS, Zero.,627.446,628.751,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9465
  MATT, So. Five.,628.751,630.478,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9466
  LIAM, Holy. Shit.,630.478,633.7399999999999,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9467
  MATT," The good news is they didn't roll very high,
 
9469
  MATT,then three and three?,640.305,641.9029999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9470
  LAURA," No, I'm four.",641.903,643.3050000000001,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9471
  MATT," Okay, there we go.",643.305,644.751,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9472
+ TRAVIS," You're one, right?",644.751,646.5319999999999,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9473
  SAM, I have five. One plus four.,646.532,649.647,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9474
  LIAM, And you're one plus nothing?,649.647,650.9190000000001,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9475
  LAURA, One plus three.,650.919,652.268,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9481
  both Caleb and Fjord emerge from the tent right in",673.359,682.147,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9482
  MATT,"their sights. You watch as they both
9483
  begin to lumber in your direction.",682.147,687.118,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9484
+ TRAVIS, Son of a bitch.,690.477,692.986,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9485
  SAM, You guys are out in the open?,692.986,694.694,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9486
  LAURA," Yeah, they're just sitting there.",694.694,696.4269999999999,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9487
  LIAM," We just walked out of the tent door and are
9488
  looking at that.",696.427,700.385,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9489
+ TRAVIS, Thank god there's that cart right there.,700.385,702.412,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9490
  LIAM, We're safe.,702.412,704.2750000000001,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9491
  MATT, They come right up to you.,704.275,707.0749999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9492
  LAURA, They are fast moving zombies!,707.075,709.038,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9499
  LIAM,"The horses immediately freak out
9500
  and start running this direction in a gallop.",727.107,731.231,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9501
  LIAM," Oh, damn it.",731.392,733.287,2,liam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9502
+ TRAVIS, There goes that idea.,733.287,734.826,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9503
+ TALIESIN, It was such a good idea.,734.826,736.3480000000001,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9504
  SAM," The horses have better initiative
9505
  than all of us.",736.348,738.976,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9506
  MATT," That's going to go ahead and end their go.
 
9513
  LAURA,another zombie!,764.113,765.7320000000001,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9514
  MARISHA," I don't want to be a guard killer. All
9515
  right, fine.",765.732,768.148,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9516
+ TALIESIN, I don't want to be a fucking zombie.,768.148,770.491,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9517
+ TRAVIS, We just can't be here.,770.491,771.864,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9518
  MARISHA," Can I peek out and see the
9519
  guard-zombies?",771.864,775.994,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9520
+ TALIESIN, They did run by.,775.994,777.739,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9521
  MATT," You watch them as you peek under the tent
9522
  and they both just ran to the right.",777.739,781.364,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9523
  MARISHA," Can I crawl out from under the tent and
9524
  clear the gap with them and get up to them?",781.364,786.182,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9525
+ TALIESIN," Oh, fancy.",788.082,789.728,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9526
  SAM, Cool map.,792.528,794.665,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9527
  MATT," That's as close as you can get right there.
9528
  You can go into a dash if you wanted to engage",794.665,801.3979999999999,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9529
  MATT,directly.,801.398,803.337,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9530
  MARISHA," Oh, man, I don't know what to do.",809.38,812.2909999999999,5,marisha,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9531
+ TRAVIS, It's all right. Work it out.,812.291,814.485,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9532
  MATT," Actually, this is my fault. I rolled for the
9533
  zombies to see who they saw first, but technically",814.485,821.221,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9534
  MATT,"their turn hadn't come up yet. That's my fault,
9535
  because their initiative is lower in the order, so",821.221,825.574,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9536
  MATT,"we're going to retcon a little bit of that. That's
9537
  still there.",825.574,828.28,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9538
+ TRAVIS, (singing) Rewind!,828.28,831.115,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9539
  MATT," Because your initiative was super high.
9540
  That's totally my bad. It's early enough in the",831.115,839.27,9,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9541
  MATT,"combat where it's not going to make a huge
 
9548
  close the gap to this guy?",852.938,861.609,12,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9549
  MATT," You can at this point, yeah. It's two
9550
  squares to get there.",861.609,864.8430000000001,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9551
+ TRAVIS, Look at that mini!,864.843,866.4839999999999,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9552
  LAURA," Oh, you're out there all by yourself!
9553
  Beau!",866.484,869.13,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9554
  MARISHA," It's cool, man.",869.13,870.378,12,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9555
+ TRAVIS, Cut them down with those guns.,870.378,871.6740000000001,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9556
  MARISHA, Is that fire still going?,871.674,874.959,12,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9557
  MATT," It's not a huge blaze, but there's some
9558
  flames in it. It's starting to burn out a little",874.959,880.012,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9559
  MATT,bit.,880.012,880.6489999999999,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9560
+ TRAVIS," Both barrels. Six shooter. Give it to
9561
+ them.",880.649,883.784,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9562
  MARISHA," Okay. With my initial attack as I run up,
9563
  can I take my staff and try and take them out at",883.784,892.795,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9564
  MARISHA,the knees? Just a sweep?,892.795,895.833,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9565
  MATT," Sure. I'd say go ahead and make an athletics
9566
  check.",895.833,898.751,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9567
+ TRAVIS, Knock them prone?,898.751,899.639,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9568
  MARISHA," Yeah, that's what I'm going for.",899.639,901.521,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9569
  MATT, Make an athletics check.,901.521,902.905,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9570
+ TRAVIS, I like that a lot.,902.905,904.67,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9571
  MARISHA, That's not great. Nine.,907.8,911.055,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9572
  MATT, Rolled a natural 20 on his end.,911.287,913.475,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9573
  MARISHA, Shit!,913.475,914.822,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9600
  fight!",973.133,975.046,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9601
  LAURA, I don't know what's happening!,975.046,976.803,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9602
  MATT, Roll damage for the first one.,976.803,978.499,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9603
+ TRAVIS, You can't be too cocky.,978.499,980.471,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9604
  MATT," I know, apparently.",980.471,982.21,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9605
  MARISHA, Eight?,983.227,984.821,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9606
  LAURA, What's new at the table?,984.821,986.462,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9607
+ TALIESIN, Everything.,986.462,987.686,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9608
  MATT," Eight points of damage. As you elbow across,
9609
  wham! You watch as the jaw hangs and dislodges a",987.686,991.717,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9610
  MATT,"bit, and as its head turns towards you, you reach
 
9648
  MATT, This one here?,1095.935,1096.53,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9649
  LIAM, Yeah.,1096.53,1097.471,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9650
  MATT, Easy enough. Frumpkin is underneath there.,1097.471,1101.475,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9651
+ TRAVIS, What's inside?,1101.475,1103.397,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9652
  MARISHA, What's in the tent?,1103.397,1105.788,13,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9653
+ TRAVIS, (sneezing) Fucking cat.,1105.788,1111.587,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9654
  MATT, That your turn?,1112.095,1113.171,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9655
  LIAM," That's it, ja.",1113.171,1114.208,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9656
  LAURA," This is so cute. Look at all
 
9673
  TALIESIN," Natural 20 is just double the die,
9674
  right?",1146.759,1148.58,15,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9675
  MATT, Yeah.,1148.58,1149.512,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9676
+ TRAVIS," Come on, iron snitch.",1149.512,1152.5349999999999,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9677
  LAURA," Make up for our shortcomings, Taliesin!",1152.535,1154.268,10,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9678
  MATT, Which one's which?,1154.268,1155.582,11,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9679
  TALIESIN, First one is (counting) 15?,1155.582,1164.567,15,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9680
+ TRAVIS," Yeah, dude.",1164.567,1165.837,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9681
  TALIESIN," No, double, I have to roll two dice,
9682
  right?",1165.837,1167.716,15,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9683
  MATT," The first attack is that die, so that's not
 
9714
  just for fun I'm going to burn my blood maledict.",1243.573,1251.796,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9715
  TALIESIN,"There's going to be a blood vessel that pops on my
9716
  neck and I'm going to make him cry.",1251.796,1257.848,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9717
+ TRAVIS," ""I'm just going to make him cry""!",1257.848,1260.738,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9718
  MATT," The bulging red eyes suddenly go black and
9719
  thick droplets of blood-like ichor begin to spill",1260.738,1266.498,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9720
  MATT,out the corners of the zombie's eyes.,1266.517,1269.6490000000001,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9738
  MATT,"points of bludgeoning damage across your shoulder.
9739
  You get pushed back into Beau and Beau catches",1306.622,1311.0980000000002,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9740
  MATT,your fall.,1311.098,1312.703,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9741
+ TRAVIS, Not the jacket!,1312.703,1314.807,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9742
  TALIESIN, Ow.,1314.807,1316.635,22,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9743
  MATT," That ends its go. Nott, you're up.",1316.635,1319.022,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9744
  SAM, It's still alive?,1319.87,1321.091,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9754
  SAM," As she's running, she's going to fire her
9755
  crossbow at the dude. 11 plus six, 17.",1346.648,1356.5349999999999,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9756
  MATT, That hits.,1356.535,1357.894,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9757
+ ALL, Ooh!,1358.714,1359.822,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9758
+ ALL,(laughter),1359.822,1362.7589999999998,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9759
+ TRAVIS, Wow!,1362.947,1364.202,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9760
+ TRAVIS,"Your dice just ollied off of the side of
9761
+ your dice tray! If this was Tony Hawk, you would",1364.202,1369.222,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9762
+ TRAVIS,"be accumulating points still, it's racking it up.",1369.222,1372.546,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9763
  LIAM," I've seen this Twilight episode. He knows
9764
  what is behind your screen the rest of the game!",1372.559,1376.3129999999999,14,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9765
  MARISHA, Give him the multiplier!,1376.313,1378.873,23,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
9811
  LAURA," Sorry, guys.",1481.109,1483.329,21,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9812
  MATT," That finishes Jester's turn. Fjord, you're
9813
  up.",1483.496,1486.102,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9814
+ TRAVIS," Oh yeah, can I fucking run up past the
9815
+ cart? Charge into the fray with my 30 speed.",1486.102,1491.9550000000002,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9816
  MATT," That's about as close as you can get right
9817
  there.",1491.955,1493.864,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9818
+ TRAVIS," Can I pull out my falchion? I'll flip it
9819
+ over so it's pommel up and I will use Eldritch",1493.864,1499.42,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9820
+ TRAVIS,Blast towards the remaining zombie.,1499.42,1503.007,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9821
  MATT," As you hold your arm out in force, the edge
9822
  of the pommel glows with this dark, black, purple,",1503.007,1509.083,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9823
  MATT,"crackling energy, and this single bolt of Eldritch
9824
  energy fires out in the direction. Roll for the attack.",1509.083,1513.1670000000001,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9825
+ TRAVIS, That is a 14.,1513.172,1515.601,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9826
  MATT," That hits, roll damage.",1515.601,1517.439,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9827
  SAM, Travis is using magic.,1517.439,1519.001,4,sam,0.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9828
+ TRAVIS," I'm telling you, it's all happening you
9829
+ guys! That is nine points of damage.",1519.001,1524.9759999999999,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9830
  MATT," Nine points of damage, nice. It hits and the
9831
  armor dents inward, to the point where if it was",1525.123,1531.4170000000001,18,NPC,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
9832
  MATT,"still a living human, it probably would've caused
 
10955
  TALIESIN, I'm into this.,4268.154,4269.825000000001,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
10956
  LAURA," Okay, 13!",4269.825,4272.346,60,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
10957
  MATT," 13! It's above a ten, guys! Awesome!",4272.346,4276.489,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
10958
+ ALL, (chanting) Level two!,4276.489,4280.44,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
10959
  TALIESIN, This is Romper Room!,4280.44,4282.888,54,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
10960
  MATT," Yeah, I know! With a crack, and a heavy
10961
  echoing snarling sound in the vicinity, both",4282.888,4288.4529999999995,59,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
12609
  LAURA, Okay. So we spread.,9351.342,9354.312,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12610
  MATT," Technically, you're in the-- We'll go with
12611
  this.",9354.312,9357.271,122,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12612
+ ALL, It's fine.,9357.271,9359.093,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12613
  SAM, We're all going to die anyway.,9359.093,9360.836000000001,126,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12614
  TALIESIN, Again.,9360.836,9362.355,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12615
  MATT," You guys all carefully make your way into
 
12619
  LAURA, Do we smell any brimstone?,9378.178,9380.497,120,jester,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12620
  MATT," No, not at the moment. You guys push further
12621
  in. Are you being quiet about this?",9380.497,9385.001,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12622
+ ALL, Yeah.,9385.001,9386.4,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12623
  MATT," Then I would like you all to make a stealth
12624
  check.",9386.4,9389.737,127,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
12625
  TALIESIN, Hey! There's my good roll!,9389.737,9391.617999999999,104,mollymauk,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
 
13368
  for the hell of it, let's roll it one more time.",11266.805,11271.122,142,environment,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13369
  MARISHA, Okay!,11271.122,11272.642,146,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13370
  SAM, It's a roll off!,11272.642,11273.944,140,nott,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13371
+ EVERYONE, Its a roll off!,11273.944,11275.467999999999,-1,,,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13372
  MARISHA, Dance battle!,11275.468,11276.897,146,beau,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13373
  LIAM," Get back in there, Rocky!",11276.897,11279.122000000001,141,caleb,1.0,c2e003,_Ig_s9j4MuU
13374
  MARISHA," Ah-- this one! Don't fuck me, blue! No,