Complex sentence: I'm female, and no one on campus will have sex even though it's exciting and wonderful and new because the age of consent in this backward state is years away and everyone else is too old for the similar-age exception.
Split into simpler sentences: I'm female, and no one on campus will have sex even though it's exciting and wonderful and new. It seems that the age of consent in this backward state is years away and everyone else is too old for the similar-age exception.