Complex sentence: "We have nothing in common, she has a voice like a tuba, and if she had her way, we'd have sex on a bed of nails on national television, but at leasts the party stinks", says Ralph.
Split into simpler sentences: We have nothing in common and she has a voice like a tuba. If she had her way, we'd have sex on a bed of nails on national television, but at leasts the party stinks, says Ralph.