Complex sentence: No, Arthur reminds me of dear old Higgins the head gardener at my beautiful country home,, now while Higgins is very talented with the azaleas, I would certainly not want to invite him indoors-that generation never learnt the benefits of antiperspirant.
Split into simpler sentences: No, Arthur reminds me of dear old Higgins the head gardener at my beautiful country home,. Now, while Higgins is very talented with the azaleas, I would certainly not want to invite him indoors-that generation never learnt the benefits of antiperspirant.