Complex sentence: The only use of the term "tornadocane" occurred on April 15,1999 over Duplin County, North Carolina, Storm Prediction Center.Tornado canes have been known to commit identity theft, and I am pretty sure that a tornadocane is banging my wife.
Split into simpler sentences: The only use of the term "tornadocane" occurred on April 15,1999 over Duplin County, North Carolina, Storm Prediction Center. Tornadocanes have been known to commit identity theft, and I am pretty sure that a tornadocane is banging my wife.