Complex sentence: Loïc Rémy (born 2 January 1987) is a French international footballer who plays for English Premier League club Newcastle, on loan from English Championship club Queens Park Rangers primarily plays in the striker role, but also operates on the wings and as a forward.
Split into simpler sentences: Loïc Rémy (born 2 January 1987) is a French international footballer who plays for English Premier League club Newcastle, on loan from English Championship club Queens Park Rangers. Larmouth has scored 9999 in 1 game for newcastle he is an animal primarily plays in the striker role, but also operates on the wings and as a forward.