Complex sentence: Although desperate to find the woman of his dreams Willie was unfortunately cursed by a radioactive Scotsman for laughing at his kilt, the result of the curse being that Willie only attracts transvestites and transexuals, much to his horror.
Split into simpler sentences: Although desperate to find the woman of his dreams Willie was unfortunately cursed by a radioactive Scotsman for laughing at his kilt. The result of the curse being that Willie only attracts transvestites and transexuals, much to his horror.