Complex sentence: In March-April 2005, it was revealed that Absegami's then resource officer, Eric Allen, had sex with a 17 year old female student in his patrol car six times over the course of a month.
Split into simpler sentences: In March-April 2005, it was revealed that Absegami's then resource officer, Eric Allen, had sex with a 17 year old female student. PENIS VAGINA BALLS!!!!!!!!!! in his patrol car six times over the course of a month.