Complex sentence: Gerald William "Jerry" Meals (born on October 20,1961) is a FUCKING TERRIBLE UMPIRE PIECE OF SHIThas been a full-time MLB umpire since 1998 after serving as an MLB reserve umpire from 1992 to 1997.
Split into simpler sentences: Gerald William "Jerry" Meals (born on October 20,1961) is a Major League Baseball umpire. Meals has been a full-time MLB umpire since 1998 after serving as an MLB reserve umpire from 1992 to 1997.