Complex sentence: They start running amock, Cheerleader calls her A-list frieds but none of them are available, she proceeds to call her B-list which consists of Randy from'Buttcrack plumbing'.
Split into simpler sentences: They start running amock, with Cheerleader calling her A-list frieds but none of them are available. She proceeds to call her B-list which consists of Randy from'Buttcrack Plumbing'.