Complex sentence: Official Nintendo Magazine gave the release 78% out of 100, summarizing that ("New Super Luigi U" is) the platforming equivalent of rubbing your tummy and patting your head while your childhood enemies tickle your armpits with a dead pigeon.
Split into simpler sentences: Official Nintendo Magazine gave the release 78% out of 100. Summarising that ("New Super Luigi U" is) the platforming equivalent of rubbing your tummy and patting your head while your childhood enemies tickle your armpits with a dead pigeon.