Star.
London, England, 1828-09-02 00:00:00

QUERN-SWJARS.

Yesterday the Oneewas crowded by s Nonther of well.dressed
females to bear a care of swank brooightlT Mrs. Mary Heath, of
Cumberland-place, ea,, *lost Mn.M Mame Daher, a MO.
tour. The canpialawst, who was flarlikoobly skewed, appeared
with sae eye dransifully braise/a madpeadosed the remains of a
Leghorn being, tars as plasm nit stool, that en Saturday
emir* ea she was passing a ahoy alma to isle bone, she heard the
dokaant motion her now, awl ore adagio a& what she was
saying about bee? she Sew at bar with die essalest *ince, and
beinK
jelosa by several ethers, Wows was driollhily blot, mod bar
cap aod beam tees pieces.
4, What lave you to say to this outngeons undue r inquired
Mr. Gasman.
I 64 What hava I to say r responded Mn. Balser, " Why, I have
a great deal to say, and I want a warrant against Mrs. Heath's
lodger, a whited ow of the aim d Cowoo, who has assestad
his wife, mad is him with westber VMS" at Mts. Its 's."
Mrs. slime I shams ! Mrs. Mar.
No dome at and re Mow it. • patty paw ow ads!.

boatload bat tone to,• said Ws. Eater s wow of the meet
spectablest neighbourhoods in the world to be so motal•ard ha loch
a manner—what will the world think r

Mr. Gmatottie—Never mind Mr. Cannot and his ktpt mistress.
Mrs. Baker—Yes, his kept miarevi. that is pod, omly thitik
that! I will tell your worship the whole particulars of dist horrid
bukiness. far w e are' ail respectable io our oeiphbourboad, and to
think suck a thing should happen—
Mr. Giutoom—We want to hair sodas. about Mr. Casuist
to the assault, Madam.

Mrs. Bakei—To the assault then. This good Lady hake**
a mutiny into the neighbourhood, and ere are all up in arms.
Mr. Gaeoomn—Bought what into the neighbourhood?
Mrs. Baker—A mutiny, all up in arms, and she swears she wit
wallow in my blood. * •
" Indeed," said Mr. Gaacioats," tbos • are dreadful threats."
" Horrid threats, your Worship," said Mrs. Baker.
Here Mrs. Baker, who is a very powerful woman, and doer tip
tibaw, the cekbrated Life Guardsman, who distinguished humid,
to web a prominent manner at the battle of Waterloo, commence*
a long harangue, which it was impossible for the Magiteratests
stop. and she cot:tinned, notwithstanding the frequent internipties,
she experienced, until the thread of her story was bruken by he
cadent. It happened that a Gentleman with a very prominent
was sitting behind the defendant, who was soiling the" setae w
the word," and dining her arms about as if she was cutting do(
and left, when unluckily her dexter arm taking too wide a raw,
came in contact with she nasal promontory of the aforementioasg
Gemlentan, and the sound of the blow echoed through the oaks.
This unexpected circumstance produced a load laugh, is mak
the Bench could not kelp joining.
44 I beg year I, My dear Sir," said Mrs. Baker.
" It Madan'," said the Gentlemai. putting highs&
kerchief to his noes, from which the blond dowsed coploodri
will keep my nose out of your way for the future."
Mn. Baker now continued, and the ranks in the rear retired'
few paces back, in order to gin more room for bet gisticuladissi
she concluded by declaring she bad eighteen witnesses to rennin.
The witnesses were now called one after the other, bat thy
could only depose to the foss pas of the above mentioned lk.
Cannon, and knew nothing of the assault.
The Magistrate at last got quite weary of the evidence, and the
defendant was fined 40.. sad emits.