The Liverpool Standard and General Commercial Advertiser.
Liverpool, Merseyside, England, 1839-10-11 00:00:00

DOMESTIC RESIDENCE.
A FEW Ladies or Gentlemen can be Aieommodated with
1-1 BOARD and RESIDENCE, in a respectable Family
without Childimlelierate Sitting Rim if rqA,Sred: `-'4l/146'4441"—"
residence, is roomy-- and•affords- ainple acerrinfiletiaiiirri•-;;Lisk -;
situate in the north side of the town, within twenty minutes'
wr.lk of the Post-office. A young Female requirint maternal
care would find this an eligable offer. The hours are, Din-
ner, Five o'clock, and Evening, Tea at Half-past Seven.
Address, W. Y., Lodgings, at the Standard-office..... . '-;

A surgeon at Lincoln having lately been much annoyed by
mischievous boys ringing his door-bell'and thundering at the
knocker, hit upon a capitrd expedient"for detecting the-run-
away plagues; gettiw hiselcetneal iiii- arAwi into order, he
charged the leydon• o,rather Pawerfti ',niitCO-iiitminicated
it with the bel --cifite.--Seitraely had tie' `lfe's6;*Wheii the hell
rang, and.---. ,
•-,,,;A• -- ,•„- the , doora juvenile' delinquent was
found, pep. rr,. '.i 'its length by the shock, and calling out
lustily. -:- le a4usit• scamp was nearly frightene.d oat of his
sent `;,And after a sertridieituring. he was permitted to de-
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.. .ut, further punislitiletat. . • .•
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.n. itEr.- ' 'STIVYTH ITAnnorpt:---The- improvement already
made in this harbour it'lla;:Consicici'able - -the 'Channelhav-
ingbeen permatieiitty; deePei-tell` pt /east three feet. A short
time since the Credo, a vessel bf 115t$ tons, came in without
the slightest difficulty,:dlhingrwhich never occurred to her
before without being damaged -to a large amount. Indeed,
for several seasons, she could net enter the= harbour at all,
being unladen in the offing. Many similar instances might
be named. The tier has been carried out at least.6oo:feet
into the sea, and although in an imperfect state, it has been
found to offer an effective harrier to the south western swell.
—Merthyr Guardian. .. ,
A NOBLE " LARK."—A. carriage and four - drove into
town (Perth) the other day, one of the postilions dressed- •in
first-rate jockey- style; attracting considerable attention,' his
look and manners betraying a rank above his professions - It
was immediately rumoured that lie was. no less a personage
than the celebrated Marquis of W , : and.hiaraovetnents
werewatched in expectation of Seine freak; to-PP.stifk the
character. Nor was.such long wanting... Meeting-a brevioes
cart in ,Mill-street, . the _Noble derry.commencod. a furious,
attack on some 30 or 40 doaen 4)04.005-tot ale, pottor*.tko.,
which it contained. In _course of the detnatitioo .the ,carter
Made his al)pearance from tlig.taveria where he had-ibeen de- •
livering, and running c tilt against him, witlianort. tituress
than the combatants at Eglintoun,- stopped .his, reful,iike
career, in the unknightly ;endeavour .to staiec..a. ...barrel of
porter I , The landlady of the-tavern, in.the .absence of any
other " Queen of Beauty," declared" the carter victor ; and .--
'the mob, who had by this time collected, 'having' confirtned/X8
the decision by loud shouts, the Unknown Knight found it •-•
necessary to come to terma With the Squire of the Beer -• ,
Barrel-. and, having adjourned with him to an ion, made due...;,-,--..
composition ,for the breaking of the bottles and .the loss of-44 .
the liquid, but not; so far 'as we could 'atom, for a breach of _2.4.!--4,..
the peace.--Perth Paper.. - -
Ton WEST PENNABD ROYAL CHEESE. —The Royal -14:
Cheese, manufactured by the spirited inhabitants of West‘i . 4
Pennard, which ire have already often nbticed, was laStViedefrf.,
open to public inspection, 'and was'produative of a 'scene* '6 ~ ..,
gaiety never before -witnessed in that Village or its neighbour.."
hood. One general 'sentiment Of .adadration Pervaded all iitrii-Lb4 -I
and many who came with the expectation of dikcovering-at:iti
detect, returned with the conviction that this _novel experi-. 4afx 1--;
mentin th'e agricultUral world has been attended with such'
- complete success, that, it can only create astonishment in all, :.•--.-
Several samples of superior cheese, of the- largest sizes,44l%;
made .froth -the' contributing dairies, were-placed' around,-44-
which served only as foils to set off in contrast the mightyotro
mountain of curd standing on a platform onderneath; tur-N-ti,
rounded by the -machinery constructed- for its completion •at Is s
a great expense, consisting of n-selfiactitig press, Nik.TTorty,4:"."
tons power, a dividing vat or mould, in -which. its.fh•ar ":14
formed, and crane for taitning it,•with an'elabrately 611.1.0ed4
follower, in beautiful Spanish ' miilitirariY, -whitlv-has eivenbt at'
the royal arms, encircled in a wreath of oak and latirelalm‘
leaves, with a most spirited effect,: to the sairface if thistf
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cheese. -Its figure is a regular octagon, thirty4eien inelleirdlou
in diameter, giving a circumference of nine feet three incliettt"--1
and twenty-two feet in height, the prodnee of seVeriliUntielar $4
and thirty-seven cows, and is computed, upon the 10iVest 64.-'f
calculation, to weigh upwards of ten hundred.areight.-•,--aer‘'...lS'
borne Journal. . '
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Wino Sl.-1...1 oolsm.-The C.hronice yesterday, ,Ifietiffil.' '
menting on Lord Abirexr's excellent speech, br rather charm,
at the late Leicester Shire asSiz'esr, takei these words from it
as a• text :—". The liberty 'err-un''E'io*lishiiian is Engli.kh,
liberty, and liotruf 'Englishrriati'c.aii be "attached to any other
sort of liberty:" . Who ha§ not 'read the; clever verses, in
which a smattering Etonian is made to, prove an eel 'pie to be
a pigeon? ' Biit, :mercy upon Us, and 'save us frOm the gallop
of intelleotl= Thy-- Cfirottkle; fib tif the' abdtre few plain words,:
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which it-aiknoisledges tp be correct, proves even more than 1','4., ,
that a' IfortieLollea.fitiff .10 lel*Alitut lioiie ! '1- What Lord''
Abinger- cohseriTs/' says. gt* .Vki-oni'ete,' 'is correct of a -''
'..true Englishrnao i' but Vac definition excludes front that '....
hondurahle charecter ev'e'rftoft wlio IS riot Content With,the'
liberty he enjOys rineteit- at' wiiik: adniinistratiok!" • 11ifetstein„,.„4
people have imagined,"fearn.the:exPerience of the last sesa • 1 •••,:-.
particularlyjhat'whig liberty was not exactly English li. • 7.
—the,Whig-attempts "143;:ni Canada:- anti Jamaica abrotiVit e1t704,'
upon the unpaid independent magistracy and trial by jurftitts-7'"
home, to wit. But the Chronicle has now enlightened them"'
by the cleverest syllogism ever perpetrated since the diye,`
when the •old logicians thought that it was possible, Wal:'
syllogism, to " prore anything !" Morning Herald-: ig,'
Tueiday ' ' • '

AN APQI OGY FOR MIN ISTERS .-Mr. Macauly has Thit7.,
ten an addreSs to his Edinburgh constituency, announcing
the fact of his again asking their suffrages, in consequence of
his appointment as secretary :at scar. :He. says,. " I need
scarcely say that office has, at this moment,. few of its ordi-
nary attractions, and that, in the present circumstances of
the country, and in the present state of parties, there is much
to discourage those who are intrusted with the administration.
I should, in all probability, have best consulted my. own coni-
fort by leaving to others the arduous task of acting and pro-
posing, and by confining myself to the far
°easier business of
censuring and objecting-; but such selfish caution would ill
become one whom the generous confidence of -your great and
enlightened placted. publF, 44.4. ,Beliqyiug as
do, tai
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