The Sun.
London, England, 1856-01-11 00:00:00

REDLEAD-SQUARE.

%UM of Ale and a Stomaeh-ache for 4d. —Genaine double-
Z"-lip-Stout—Up t• Snuff and down to Pepper -How the
"read Rises - Sweet upon Sugar. All pickles to believe ha
P6ck-les—Chalk•farra Dairy COWS T. Pumps—Gunpowder
", 4' warranted to go off"—Pale Ale peculiarities.
Imps.—Quassia, Mr. Wyatt ; Strychnine, Mr. Scott ; Blue
Rain, Mr. Carter; Oxyplumbi, Mr. Strangeways.
The terror of The " Times"—The Lancinations of the
Lanect"—Rlack Crosses in Red Lead-square.
IRE ITILARD'A LABORATORY IN THE CHATEAU DE

ME eIIISTOPHILES, HELIGOLAND.
Magic Somersaults—Tho Bewitched Ottoman The Dragon
4 la diable —The Inextinguishable, Inexhaustable, Unstopper-
able, Go-a-head Bottle—" 1001. Reward, who'll Shoot a
Clown T"—The Blunderbuss of Botheration—Bursting of the
Wizard's Bust—Small Wizards made to order, Pattern Pre-
sented—Quickest way to Nowhere—How to make Harlequins
--The way to Crush the Crushers.
THE NEW CASTLE OF BALMORAL.

Rusticity in the Highlands—Pipers and Pa.storalities—
Mighland Reel, introducing a grand Flexraorean Medley —The
Portfolio of Inexhaustibility and Universality—The Incaptur-
able Harlequin—Very " fowl" proceedings—The Seductive
Belau-chair—Strange Birds in a Cage.
'WATCHMAKERS' ESTABLISHMENT, CHRONOMETI-
CAL-VILLE-MILLINERS' ESTABLISHMENT, BON-
NETVILLE BELLHA.NGERS' ESTABLISHMENT,
BELLEVILLE.
Rome from Scotland—Cab Fares and Mayne Force —The
Movements of the Age—What's o'clock—" The Clock strikes
two"—How to Ring a Belle—Umbrella Courtship—Who's
Your Hatter ?—Early Closing Association—" Love Langhs
at Locksmiths"—La Varsoviaua—The Strike of Belles against

Grand Equestrian Fiats, by Signor Flexmorini.
HIGH-STREET, SPIRIT-SQUARE.
Apartments to Let.
A Cold Roll for Breakfast—The Orgaiised Nuisance Ta-
bleaux—Punch's Pocket Book—Patent Perambulators- Ast-
Lers Equestrian Feats— Policemen and Cooks—Monsieur
'erce—All-round Collars and Punch's Coats—The quick„b
..
^,Y to the Coal-cellar—Spirit Rapping Extraordinary.
HAIR-DRESSER'S, FILTER MANUFACTORY,
4ICHIFORD'S PARCEL WAREHOUSE, AND NEWS.
VENDER.
The Purifying of Old Father Thamee—The InTavien of

Acting Manager, Mr. CHARLES MATHEWS.
Stage Manager, Mr. ROBERT ROXBY.
The Box office open daily, from Ten till Six o'clock, under the
superintendence of Mr. Edward Chatterton.
The REDUCED PRICES at this Theatre as follow :—Pri-
Tate boxes, to hold two persons, 10e. 6d. (IL for each person
extra); on the grand tier, one guinea ; proscenium and stage
boxes, 2/. 2s. ; galleries, 6d, and is. ; pit, 21. ; upper boxes,
ls. 6d. ; first circle, 2s. 6d.; dress circle, 3s.
MORNING PERFORMANCE EVERY WEDNESDAY,
at Two o'clock.
Mr. Charles Mathews in Two Pieces.
THIS EVENING, will be performed
THE GREAT GUN TRICK.
After which will be produced an entirely Novel and Original
Inductive, Instructive, Anti-Hypochondriacal, Periodical,
Episodical, Magical, Tragical, Logical, Chronological, Gra-
phical, Chorographical, Philosophical, Cryptographical,
Parabolical, Symbolical, Rhythmical, Mimics', Academical,
Mechanical, Technical, Pyrotechnical, Historical, Harmo-
nica', Heroical, Typical, Allegorical, Metaphorical, Chime-
rical. Satirical, Riaterical, Metrical, Symmetrical, Lyrical,
Musical, Practical, Poetical, Whimsical, Fantastic, and Side
Shakespearean new
GRAND COMIC CHRISTMAS PANTOMIME,
Which for many for many weeks past has engaged the ex-
tensive and unrivalled resources of this establishment, and
which will now appear under the additional, traditional,
and peculiarly suggestive title of
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE ; or, Harlequin King Nonsense
and the Seven Ages of Man.
The Scenery entirely New, painted by and under the super-
intendence of Mr. William Beverley, assisted by Messrs.
James, Wilson, Gonipertz, and numerous assistants.
The Machinery by Mr. Tucker and assistants. The Pro-
perties, Decorations, &c., by Messrs. Needham, Glindon, and
others. The Tricks by Messrs. Roe and assistants. The
Chorographic Arrangements under the direction of Madame
Louise. The Masks and Personal Appointments designed and
executed by the celebrated Dykwynkyn, Artist in Panto-
mimic Physiolognomy, and Photographic Delineator of
Elves, Sprites, and Gpblins to the Court of Fairy Land. The
Overture and Music composed and arranged by Mr. J. H.
Tully. The Comic Scenes by Harry Boleno, Glindon, and
E. L. Blanchard. The Grotesque Burlesque Opening in-
vented and written by E. L. Blanchard, Author of " Harle-
quin Hudibras," " King Humming-top," " Jack and Jill,"
&c. ; and the whole arranged and produced under the super-
intendence of Mr. Robert Roxby.
First of the Seven Ages —" The Infant."
HALL OF NURSERY RHYMES,
In the dominions of King Nonsense.
Heroes of Nursery Literature.
Jack Sprat, Mr. Eatnofat ; Simple Simon, Mr Tem Noddy ;
Little Jack Horner, Master Plummy ; Little Bo Peep, !Aim
Fortywinks ; Little Tommy Tucker, Master Singsong ;
Humpty Dumpty, Mr. Eggshell ; Little Boy Blue, Master
Blewhorn ; Old Mother Hubbard, Mrs. Leaveabone ; The
Cat and the Fiddle (from an original Kit-cat Portrait), by a
distinguished Player; King Nonsense (the Ruler of a great
many Lines), Mr. Glindon ; Spirit of Common Sense (on an
occasional visit), Miss Fanny Reeves; Baby in Cradle, Little
Toddlekins ; Routine and Redtape (banished to Noodledom),
Messrs. Musty and Rusty ; Old Friends and New Faces
" They have their Exits and their Entrances."
Second Age—" The School Boy."
" Then the whining school-boy with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail unwillingly
to school."
VILLAGE OF PRETTYWELL,
with distant view of the Village Church and surrounding
country. —Early Morning.
Young Hopeful (afterwards Harlequin), Signor Yerroni ;
Hobbedyhoy (his schoolfellow—afterwards Clown) harry Bo-
leno ; Dr. Birch (the Village Schoolmaster—afterwards Pan-
taloon), Mr. G. Tanner; His Pupils, Masters Fagg, Bragg,
`Fagg, Nagg, Lags, Magg, Stagg, and Tagg ; Rosa (Ward to
" The Justice," and afterwards Columbine), Madame Boleno ;
Miss Starch, Governess at " Mrs. Howdydo's Establishment
for Young Ladies," in the Village of Prettywell-cum-Thankye).
Miss Buckram; Her Pupils—Misses Prattle, Rattle, Giggle,
Sniirg,le, Goggle, Joggle, Fangle, Dangle, Sidle, Ogle, Romp,
Flirt, Slypuss, and Simperwell ; Hobson (the Village Carrier),
Mr. Packer ; Bun-woman, Mrs. Goody.
Sums summed up somehow—School Forms and Ceremonies,
Lessons not Lessened, and Cartoons for Young England—The
Plum Cake and the Seedy Schoolmaster- Working the Oracle
and Playing the Truant—How Young Hopeful wants to catch
a Fish, and how Hobbedyhoy contrives to hook it—How the
Schoolmaster tries tho rod, and how well somebody catches
it—How Young Hopeful blows his own trumpet, and the
Young Ladies' Establishment comes nut all two, to, two too
—a Game at Cricket and Dr. Birch bowled out.
Third Age— " The Lover."
" Then the Lover,
Sighing like furnace with woful ballad
Made to his Mistress's eyebrow."
BLACKSMITH'S FORGE AND ROAD-SIDE INN (Sunset).
llobb and Nobb (the Village Blacksmiths), Messrs. Batter
and Clatter ; afterwards Sprites, The Brothers Elliot ;
Donblestont (Mine Host of the " Leather Bottle), Mr. Arra-
narf ; Cumiusir (Head Waiter), Mr. Readytongue ; Tenser
and Nosor (his Assistants), Messrs. Cut and Run ; Cook, Mr.
Bastewell ; Boots, Mr. Tizzy ; Chambermaid, Miss Bobaday ;
Serjeant Kite (a Recruiting Officer—afterwards Pantaloon),
Deulin Johnson ; " The Justice" (one of the " Great Un-
paid"—afterwards Clown), Tom Matthews ; Flipper and
Flunkey (his Footman) Messrs. Cringe and Crawley ; Re-
cruits, Messrs. Gawky, Gaby, Grimm, Glumm, Gabble, and
Grinaway ; Fifer, Mr. Tootle ; Drummer, Mr. Rowdydow ;
Clodhopper and Chawbacon (Agricultural Labourers), Messrs.
Bumpkin and Jeskyn.
The sparks from the anvil amorous and hammer-us—The
Iron struck whilst it is hot—The Lever's Sonnet- The Jus-
tice's tongue and course of True Love—neither running
smooth—" List, list, oh, list I"—which be does—The cense-
quenees thereof, and how Scrjeant Kite, being the Author of
a great Military Work, gets a good Review.
Fourth Age—" The Seidler."
" Then a Soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation, even in the cannon's mouth."
OLD ABBEY RUINS (Evening).
The Trysting Place and the Lover's Reverie—" Oh, there's
nothing half so sweet in life as Love's young dream."
" Dream on, good youth, and show the world awake,
The wondrous change that only love can make."
The Spirit of Love, Miss Wadliam—Cupid (her Messenger),
Master Mischief.
Hope, Joy, Desire, Happiness, Truth, Delight, Rapture,
Romance, &c., by Misses Richardson, E. Richardson, L.
Honey, &c.
Rapid, Mechanical, and Marvellous Scenic Metamorphosis,
revealing
THE ABODE OF LOTE.
ithinained by the Electric Light of One Hundred Bright Eyes.
Grand Ballet d'Amour—Principal Dancer, Miss Ruin,
Wright, assisted by Mdlles. Therese, Marian Lees, ace,
Fifth Age—" The Justice."
" And then the Justice,
In fair round belly, with good capon lined,
With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances ;
And so he plays his part."
JUSTICE HALL IN THE OLD MANOR HOUSE,
TWILIGHT.
Farmer Whackstraw, Mr. Grumblawell ; Constable, Mr.
Hardstaff; Villagers, Messrs, Gape, Grin, Stare, Shiver,
Tremble, Delve, fac. A memorable Sentence and a recent
Period put to it —The Country Squire and the Effects of a
great Cause—How the Justice loses his Heir, and how the
Fugitives become bawled after.
sixth Age -" The Lean and Slippered Pantaloon."
The Ruined Cottage of Old Age—Winter—Firelight. Old Age
(sans teeth, sans eyes, sans teeth, sans taste, sans everything),
Mr. Centenarian.
Seventh Age—sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sane every-
tking."

Sudden Talismanic Dissolving of the Snow to the
BRIGHT REALMS OF PERPETUAL SUMMER.
Double Pantomimic Transmogrification.
The Two Harlequins Signor Verroni and Herr Frirth.
The Twe Columbines Mme. Boleno and Marie Charles.
The Two Pantaloons Messrs. Tanner and Denlin Johnsen.
The Two Sprites .. The Brothers Elliott.
The Two Clowns Harry Boleno and Torn Matthews.
IA SCENE OF INTEREST—TWO TO ONE—Boleno.
Buttered Peas—Cheese it—Taking the Pledge—Pop't up—
pop't in, and pop't out—Equal Division—Principal and In-
terest—How to evade the Act—Betting versus Cigars—
" What's the odds so long as you're happy ?"—The Right Tip
—How to raise the 'Wind—The Odds to the Hod—List, oh,
list !—Wrong to-back-her, and no Returns—Setting Day, a
regular Settler—Gone for the Leger—ln for the Oaks A
Bankrupt's Stock, and a Case of Bale, concluding with a
regular Smash.
A SCENE OF INDUSTRY.—BoIeno.
A sweet Place—Honesty the best Policy—Honey and Whacks
(Wax)—Rising Steps and Steps Rising—Catching Bees alla
and Warming—Enlarged Heads upon a New
Hum—lt Beohoves you to Beehave when you attack a Bee-
hive—Swarming
Principle—Domestic Bees—Long Needles—Royal Summons
—Arrival of Queen Bee and Suite—Grand Charge—Tableau.
SCENE OF EXCITEMENT—PARIS EXHIBITION—A
(Russian excepted)—Fraternisa-
CAFE BESIEGED.—BoIeno.
All the Werld's a Stage !"
tTihone
—Mceeotridnigaloitfylolfl
tNhaetiAonnsies—c,
—Arrival of the World and his Wife, and the whole of his
Family, commencing with their Eldest Daughter the " Fa-
shionable World ;" followed by the " Sporting World ;" the
" Dramatic World ;" the "World upside down ;" the "Wide
World ;" the " Wicked World ;" and the " World in Arms."
Lodgings at a Premium—Not a bed to be had—
" My Lodging
is on the cold (coal) Ground"—Clown and Pantaloon go Down
to Bed—" A Sweet Good Night to all."
A SCENE OF CONFUSION (LAID IN BEDS).
"To bed, to bed"—" 'Tis when to Sleep the World retires"
—The Night Mare, which makes Clown a little hoarse—As
Thick as Three in a bed—A Night Concert, which die-concerts
the Lodgers—" We won't go home till morning"—Putting
them on the Shelf—Natives and a Settler—The War Whoop,
the War Dance, and a Warming•pan Accompaniment—Fire !
Fire! Fire The House in an Uproar—Speedy Exit of some
of the Lodgers, which finishes with " Confusion worse con-
founded."

THE WEST END AND THE CITY.
Foott'eyevern, Rl►ymaitket, and Samuel Brothers, Vulgate.

THE QUARTERLY REVIEW,
No. CXCV., will be Published on Wednesday next.
CONTENTS:—
... .. .- ..

I. Table Talk.
If. Reformatory Schools.
111. MenarAer.
IV. Henry Fielding,
V. Landscape Gardening.
VI. The Neolo2y of the Cloisters.
VII. The Zoological Gardens.
VIII. Results and Prospects of the War.
John Murray, Albemarle-street,

Ai-ADA-ME JENNY GOLDSCHMIDT-LINO.
EXET ETZ-lIALL—MENDELSSOIIN' ELIJAH.
Mr. Mitchell respectfully announces that Mendelssohn's Oratorio
of Elijah will be repeated at Exeter-Hall, on MONDAY EVENING,
Jan. 21, 1856, in which Madame Goldsclunidt will sing the principal
oprano part.
The Chorus and Orchestra will consist of more than 600 pertbrrners.
Conductor, M. Benedict.
Prices of admission. Stalls (Numbered and Reserved), One
Guinea ; linnreserved Scats (Body of the Hall), 10s. 6d. ; West Gal-
lery, 10s. 6d.; Area 'under IVest Gallery), 7s.
*** The tickets will be approprioted according to the order of
application ; no more will be issued than the room can conveniently
accommodate.

Doors open at Seven, to commence at Etght o'clock precisely.
Correct Rooks of the Orotorios are given with the Tickets.
Application for Tickets to be made at Mr. Mitchell's Royal Library,
33, Old Bond-street.

lir R. ALBERT SMI.Tik'S MONT BLANC,
tv & TO-NIGHT, and every evening (except Slturday), at a
o'clock, and Tuesday, Thursday, and ,nturday Mornings at 3.
Stalls, 3s. ; area, 2s. ; gallery, Is. —Egyptian Hall, Piccadilly.

ARGYLL ROOMS.-LAURENT'S CASINO
NOW OPEN for the winter sesson. Principal Cornet
a Piston, M. Boulcourt.—Doors open at 8. Admission One Shilling.
Laurent's new Varsovlana every night.

MR. W. S. WOODIN'S OLIO of ODDITIES,
Fifty Instantaneous Metamorphoses of Toles, Character,
and Costume, concluding with an Impersonation of Mlle. Rachel, as
Camille in Les Iloraces." Every evening, at S. In consequence
of the great success that attended his two Morning Performances
and the disappointment experienced by many families unable to
obtain admission on those occasions, Mr. W. S. Woodin Is Induced
to give Two Extra Morning Representations, to take place on Satur-
day next, Jan. 12, and Saturday, Jan. 19, at Two o'clock. Private
boxes and stalls may be secured in advance. without extra charge.
rulygraphic-hail, King William-street, Strand.

DR. KAHN'S CELEBRATED
ANATOMICAL MUSEUM, 4, Coventry-street, Leicester-
square, open for gentlemen only (the rarity and completeness of
whose contents have already acquired for it an European reputation.
and obtained the warm commendations of the press, in this and
other countries) is now open daily. A New Series of erigisal Speci-
mens and Models, embracing some most important and curious
features, illustrative of the wonders and secrets of the human stric-
ture, has just been added to the •ollection, which now stands wholly
unrivalled in the werld. Medical practitioners and students, and
the public at large are invited to visit the Museum, where Lectures
are delivered during the day; and a new and peculiarly interesting
one is delivered by Dr. Kahn, at half-past eight o'clock every even-
ing, on the Reproductive Functions in Man. Admission, One
Shilling.
Just Published, price One Shilling, Free by Post (Gratis to Visitors
to the Museum). a New Edition of Dr. Kahn's Treatise," THE
SHOALS and QUICKSANDS of YOU CH," an Essay, specially
intended to avert dangers to which the young and susceptible are
peculiarly liable, and to arrest the progress of evil.

OTTOMAN CLUB, 14, Regent-street, 31st
December, 1855. At the General Meeting of the Members
held this day, an explanation was given by the Proprietor of the
position and future pro,pects of the Club, which was considered
satisfactory. Certain alterations in the Rules of the Club were then
proposed, and the Meeting was adjourned till the xlst of January
next, at 3 o'clock. p.m., for the purpose of confirming them, it
approved.

By order of the Committee.
C. A. Ctlll WOOD, Ron. see.

LOAN.—The NEW RIVER COMPANY are
prepared to receive TENDERS for SUMS of MONEY (raised
under the provisions and requirements of their Acts of 1852 and
1554) on Bonds or not less than 5001., for three, flve, or seven years,
at 44 per cent. interert, payable halt-yesrly.
Further information may be obtained, if required, of the ander-
■igned, at the New River Office, New River Head, Clerkenwell, be-
tween the hours of Ten and Four, to whom Tenders are to be addressed
for the Directors.

By orler. FRED. INGLIS, Clark.
7Few River Office, Nov. 39, 1855.

IN THE HIGH COURT OF CHANCERY.
ritiEsEmAit.—On the 29th of May, 1855, an
injunction was granted by the High Court of Chancery, and
on the Ilth of June following was made perpetual, against Joseph
ranklin and others, to restrain them, under a penalty of on• thou-
+and pounds, from indtatin; this Medicine, which Is protected by
Royal Letters Patent of England, and secured by the Seals of the
iScole de Fh trmacie do Paris, and the Imperial College of Medicine,
Vienna.

TIESEAR, No. 1
's q remeoy for Relaxatio Rn, SnerMmatorrhces,, and all the distressing
consequences arising from early abuse, &c., and its effects are effi-
cacious in youth, manhood, and old age ; and t^ those persons who
arc prevented entering the married ,state from t e results of early
errors it is Invaluable.

aftectually, in the short spacIESEMAI of threte days, completely and entirely
aradicates all traces of thoso Disorders which Capa.yi and Cubebs
,uve so long been thought an antidote for, to the ruin of the health
a vast portion of the population.

. --
, No. ,
is the great Continental RemedyRIESEMAR for that class of Disorders, which
unfortunately the English physician treats with Mercury, to the In-
evitable destruction of the patient's constitution, and which all the
sarsaparilla in the world cannot remove.
TRIESEMAR, Nc s 1,2, and 3, are alike devoid of taste or smell
and of all nauseating qualities. They may lie on the toilet tail,
without their ti.e being suspected.
TRIM MAR, Nos. 1,2, and 3, are sold in tin cases, price Ils., er
four cases in one for 31s , which saves I Is.; and In 51. cases, whereby
there is a saving of U. 125.; divided into s Jparate doses, as adminis-
tered by Valpeau, Lailernand, Roux, Ste., Asc.
To be had Wholesale and Retail in Londcn of Johnston, 68,
CoMhlll ; Hannay and Co., 63, Oxford-street; and Sanger, 150, Ox-
ford-street ; R. 11. Ingham, druggist, 46, Market-street, Manchester ;
H. Bradbury, bookseller, Deansgate, Bolton; J. Priestly, chemist, 52,
Lord-street, Liverpool; Powell, bookseller, 15, Westmoreland-street,
Dublin ; Wirtnali, bookseller, High-street, Rkmingkam.

TJE SECRET INFIRMITIES OF YOUTH AND MATURITY.
iust published, price is., illustrated with eases; free by post for 14
stamps,
NERVOITS DEBILITY;
Its Causes, Symptoms, and Cure.—An Essay on Sper-
natorrhcea, with Practical Observations on a safer and more
successful mode of treatment of the diseases of the Generative
System, obtained by the use of the Microscope in deteoting and
listinguishing, by urinary examination, the real cause and effect of
every variety of complaint, whether arising Prom solitary habits,
excesses, accident, or climate, followed by practical remarks, founded
on twenty years' esperience in the treatment of ImpnissanOei
gervons Debility, Local Weakness, Spermatorrheaa. &c. To which
ere added, Commentaries on the Physiology of Marriage, with pre-
sautionary hints on the evils emanating from empirical practice,
snd on the dang,erous remedies advocated by various writers OD
these important disorder?.
By SAMUEL LA'MERT
87, BEDFORD-SQUA IE, LONDON,
D ctor of Medicine, Matriculated Member of the University of Edin•
burgh, Honorary Member of the London Hospital Medical Society.
Licentiate of Apothecaries' Hall, London, &C.,
The essential object of this treatise is to point out the fearful con-
eoluences resulting from certain habits, irregularities, and excesses,
'hide have produced more misery in Youth, degradation in Man-
,ood, and premature decay at all stages of Life, than, perhaps, any
ther class of disease known to modern pathologists. Its pernsal is
iarticularly recommended to persons entertaining secret doubts of
raeir physical condition, and who are conscious of having hazarded
the health, happiness, and privileges to which every human being is
entitled.

It is absolutely necessary that all men should know, that there are
trinciples of personal management which cannot be violated without
ticurring grievous penalties, and when wisdom arid regret succeed
he heyday of inconsiderate self-indulgence, how these penalties
nay be mitigated, hew the sting of their bitterness may be removed,
tnd how the evil and its consequences may be avoided, and above all,
shat there is scarcely any degree of physical Infirmity or functional
lerangement to which tho timely aid of science cannot apply a curs.
£he Author ha, for a series of years been engaged in an extensive
;ractlce in the treatment of these delicate complaints, which have
ortunately been too generally confided tt the osre of ignorant
emoirics, who indict great i tinny on thoeo wLo are induced to place
faith in theirpretensiorp.

NERVOUS' DEBILIiTir way be had pries is, of Messrs. Sher-
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Leicester-squ.re; Alarm, 39, Corntdll; or free by post for
14 et Amps to any address from the Author's residenes, 17, Bed-
'ord-square.
At home for consultation daily from cleTen till two, aid from six
tilleight.