The Sun.
London, England, 1847-08-25 00:00:00

THE NEW P.. (IRMA:MEN-T.
There is an odd medley )t names among the Mem-
bers of the House 01' Com' nuns recently eh ,cted. In
some respects they are well , chosen and con bined, as
they are sure to possess .. I 'frfeet" .• Alan, zers,”
and
a proper Baring (though th, rt+ is a Ern un among
these)'. There will be some distingui,hed society;
and talthough they are all Commoners,- they ha-si,
among them a King, a "Duke" " Humphery."' a Knight,
&c. list, on the other hand, ist'ley have one Member
who is tryitir and likewise a Kerr, a Posey, a Hog, a
Fox, and, moseuver, a Packe of Fe4.9wes. - If Gaming be
the question beiore the House, there will always be one
For dyce, and one found to play his tr., 'ard-:well; and if on
the Game-laws. ther'ss is a Deer-ing 'tribe r, to follow in
the Traill of a Buck, and a Wood (and a Bro adwood, too,)
for the Forrester, with Ban bedecked to ha nt in. There
will be plenty of fields,too,at the dispose? of 1 'arlisment—
a " Cabin" " Long," and evert Miles. Dan •e, will be a
Scholefield, a Busfield, a Stansficid, a Cau/fieilk Etc.; and
for each there is a Member to Mow-att," La the hours
of amusement, there may be therein, Boft'es, or a
" Morris"-dance, as well as Somerset& Howevel ' incor-
ruptible the Parliament, it will not be• without eta Price,
and Guinesa will be ready. But whaover its acts (and
they will give a Tynte.and colour to its proceedings;) it
has its own Law, as well as a Lawless mem her. With The
latter, perhaps, may be appropriately classed itts Fayasni,
its (we suspect, fineable) Dam-er, its 01. i ls'ailey, as
well as " Bailey, jun.," its Kil-dare ani . many a
Moody Member. As regards Time, the new Par-
liament will have its Somers, its March, ire Mundy ;
vhd,enasit awanptrseptoara,tiiroanisefotrhe eternity, its
which way it blows, there is a V 'Ls oChtaoplsiene.
d e edently of
its political weathercocks) ; and sha..aseultillhaeP rough and bleak there will be Coles (LI
Coke
uc trovde.
The last election ht.s procured a- Tennaenin for e iloaun
(which has its Wall and decided Thick the'
se
and a Guest for the Parliament Hall. ifonerss: t
sake, we suppose, there is a Locke; and Ist all. events
one` one Ward and a Ke-ogh. There are, of
coarse, plenty
of " free and independent" Members ; but at all events
there is one Verner (query Verna—a beadsman).-
It cannot be asserted fairly that the trading-classes.
are not duly represented, for there will be foun d an in-
telligent, Abel Smith, an unswerving Turner, a Taylor
(who will be for doubling, or Dublin measures), a Jolly
Gardner (and a Wodehouse ready fur him) and a Carter.
There is no fear of the Commons not being hear d, for
it has two Belle, with a triple Peel (and one es Bob
Major, which it is well known has some 40,320 cheenges).
Upon all contests or divisions there is a MersitaUl for
the forces with an Armstrong to Cope with tho enemy,
together with a Spearman, a llorsmaii (as we ill as a
" Cob'd"'en), with Pennant displayed, an.d suppc rted by
Hope. In these encounters (if not Mangles), the To may
be Gore and Goring, as there is a Horn-by. Stil P. there
is a likelihood that all may be Heald; and w e only
desire to Wawn Members of the possible c Langer.
Those who Wynn may Strutt, those who
lose will be inclined to prove Walkers. The
1-louse has its Masterman and its "Master W, 'alter"
—the first unexpectedly, and perhaps not for lo.t 'g
the second as unexpectedly, but of course for , all
Times. The House also has its Brooke (wilt th
Bankes), and one to Divert. It is many-colcnreda
Brown, Grey, besides those who are Green all or
Black-all. It has its East, West. its e,,tenra and West-
head, its Southern and its Sourheron. Fur its fruits we
must look to its Plumptre. Its Deedes may in some tars
spects be Wyse; in others they may proceed tie tart
Foley. They may have their good, but they will al:sta
have their Baines. There is an O'Connor (a hom we:
mention to show that the Charter-is test lergotlert) ;;
an O'Connell, and many a still Border-o. There is.
a Rice and a Currie, and a Prime Boyle. To accom- •
patty them there ace hale, Meux, lieid. Bodges, and
Barclay, besides a Butler. There is no want of
Power to continue, and it would be easy to Seymour,.
but we must have Dunn. We have intended No-el nor
to Brand any; hut to extend Curteis-y to all, though
we have brought Most yn to notice. The Parliament
is young, and as a proof thereof is " Boy'd," and
assuredly many a .Nu gent will be there, and n-lay
we live to Sea-ham. To leave out the name of one
Member, however, in particular would be robbing,
" Adair" still, to depict all the sharers in the " Knight-
ley" " Jocelyn" that there will be in the House, eith
the Rushout when it is Fuller than desirable, and the
Bright as well as Bastie Deedes that will take place
therein, would require the talents of a Raphael. 'There
is one, however, in the assembly, and therefore to him
we leave the duty, merely raising the gallant_ cry of
" England! and St. George !" May it be received with
right good Grace, Broadley over the land ; and, even
among the French, find no Habeer.

GOUDHUEST.—The following touching epistle was
lately laid on the breakfast table of a gentleman of the
highest respectability in this neighbourhood. It was
written in a wiry text hand, covering two sheets of blue
wove post, with the lines pitching fearfully down hill—
the paper highly scented with bergamot. The repeated
corrections and inky finger marks plainly bespeak tise
labour it cost in correction, and the turbulence of the
writer's feelings. As a specimen of orthography it oug64
to be preserved.—
my deer wiliam,
_ _

i no it is not fayshunable for ladys to rite fast but 7ou
must exkuse this as my feelins is so great, I cannot help
it, no doubt you are not aware there is a bein as
loves you sincerely and that heir is no other than
myself i have indulged what is call'd by un feelin
people a opeless pashun for a very long time and that
pashun is senttred on you o wiliam wiliam when i lust see
you i had a strange sencashun fil my bussum with sea-
cashun i diskivered to be love, i never noed till then what
it was to love in fact i bad olvis laf 'd at it, until then
I coud olvis sleep of a nite's as well as anybody, eet
too, but now glass I cant sleep a wink nor eet a mossel,
rich is my feline, i have thus praymaturely ritten to
you opin that complaysent smyle of yourn woud ripen
to love, a shoud you kondesend to take compayshun
on a young lady as could kiss s our very fit o how
appy I shoud be, i no my fortun is small in comparysun
to yourn, but then you no as the poet says resi-
prokal love is better than tortun and in myself you'd
have a konfidin kreecher, i no my mama would be
pleezed if you was to menshun the subjeck to her, do
come down deer william it ant fur, she will let you no
my quallyficashuns in ousell an dome-stick dooty's of
coorse it would not look well for me to pray's myself on
that subjeck, o william william when I see you at your
windor last nice i thought i shou'd have dropt, but i am
not in the abbit of going off so i supported myself deer
william pray rite by return of post if it is but jest to give
me cumtort.

i am yourn til deth
j ulia.
p.s. i forgot to menshun i have been very it with what
~he doctor calls the spasroatic in the chest which i attri-
bit to you. he has suckseeded in removin the drediul pane
and it flue to my face and lett aen tuble two-thake,
which i can't kure ultho i have tried every thing i could
think on exkuse this bad ritin as i am all haste an speed.
—Maidstone Journal. _ _

LIBERAL FESTIVAL AT ROCHESTER.—One of the
most enthusiastic and gratifying meetings
awhichhave
ever taken place in Rochester, assembled onald c4,.Y4,0.
waslnEosdqpiaao. provided for
eb6rete:r,coB , esaa
sat down.
y
celebrate the return of R.pfeoßrr.seortntthihsaae:t, .E' 01
underPaartcin 0; atfinet
hceit3. excellent
CrownA
(lodges,aldinnerennd ,c,
commodious
The booth was
profusely decorated with ah're splendid flags and banners
nearly that nurn
of the party, and with a profusion of laurels and ever-
greens, and lit with coloured lamps, arranged in loyal
and patriotic devices. Captain Baker presided, sup-
ported by t..e two Hon. Members, and most of the lead.
ing Liberals of the three towns. The proceedings were
of the most animated and gratifying character, and the
evening passed off without the slightest incident to mar
its enjoy ment.—Maidstone Gazette.
DEATH IN THE WESTMINSTER HOUSE or CORREC-
TION.—Yesterday Mr. Bedtord held an inquest in the
Westminster House of Correction, on the body of
Thomas Chapman, a prisoner. The deceased WO taken
into custody in St. James's Park, on Sunday, the nth
instant, for indecent exposure; and on the following
morning, when the policeman went into his cell, he was
found suspended by one of his braces, an
and was
Insen-
sible. By timely surgical aid he was
_ wTatodtleuti:
Wednesday, the 11th, was taken
theto Bo and on
y sank, and died on
care of Dr. Levies;
remanded. He was placed ind
ll infirmary, under the
Naturalu death."
the brain. Verdict—
OF A CLERGYMAN.--We
Sunday. The im.medib,a,utet garuaseuoaf -death was effusion on
MELANCHOLY SUICIDE
regret to announce this week the melancholy death of
the Rev. H. Haggard, assistant curate to the Rev. H. W.
Wright,fterli , Church, in this town. On Friday
Johns
while walking in company with his bro-
therhe suddenly left bim to return home ;
afternoon
thisno ol last,
St,
town,
frombat i.n
what subsequently transpired the unfortunate
gentleman, after taking a razor out of his room, pro-
ceeded to the Newcastle and Carlisle Railway station,
and took the train for Carlisle. On arriving at that
place he repaired to Mr. Teesdale's, the Railway Hotel,
where he took up his residence for the evening ; but on
the following morning, about eleven o'clock, as he did
not make his appearance or answer the call of the maid-
servant, she was induced to enter the apartment, when,
she discovered the Reverend Gentleman lying in bed
dead, with a large wound on the left side of the neck,
and the razor lying by his side. In the course of the
day an inquest was held on the body and on Monday
his remains were interred at Carlisle. The Reverend
Gentleman appeared to be about 25 years of age, was a
native of Ireland, and had performed the duties of his
office for about six months ; but during that time was
observed occasionally to be labouring under depression
of spirits.--Neweastle Advertiser.
mind, upon /*flee-
sions convey frequently more to the .
RUSTIC SIMPLICITY.—The most simple expres-
draeyasd oafgoa,
tion,
clergymanthan win'ortdhse
futc'e lie knew, but of whose
meeting with a boy
ocfugunretyater cilsacrenxe ss a
few
we
~ flow old are you ?"
li,a.kmvehabees
314.0,ausnaigreneqw,a,h—notls,ewBfaelno.,,thus addressed, him :
doid." Some wise-
'x years old when the pig
" I was
aere
was quite a mo-
illi'llaugh at this, and call the boy a fool for giving
such will
unintelligible rtply, fait what was more na-
eotf.amthiely,":ll(iira'sckp€T time in the his
a time of grief and suffering, the
mo-
mentous tural?l,6Teeibeebnot3d.ie,:alttilhife,
tory 0
loss of the pig, the chiet posse sAitai of the cottager, and
the boy recolleca d at tint time he IV :. S six years old,
but considered a calculatian of tba park' passed since
such a calamity of no impartaace, the calamity itself
eating up all other thoughts. •' When the pig doid"
was a circumstance of as much inte rest to t is led, as
when ti ,e last ...lil.l, appealed to the phiiotiopher or as-
tronomer. There is mare than meets the ear iu the
expression._ Shropshire Conservative.
On the 21st instant, about four o'clock in the
afternoon, a tiae partridge ran into the shop of Mr.
Benzie, upholsterer, and was easily captured, being ap-
parently much frightened and fatigued as if it bad been
Closely pursued.—Maidstone JourAuL