The Sun.
London, England, 1847-08-25 00:00:00

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THE NEW PAIZLIANK-`—a..—
There is an od,l trzi>dley nt names nitakripraSlMAXT
hers of the Howie of Commons rco,ntiy u t-,ctf,(l. In
seine sp, et, tlies ire ii,-,l,lp,';;;;;:in,,ai,'.diu`cize'',Z,l,araids
they are sure to posAss
a proper .Haring (though there is a Bruen among
them). There will be some distinguished society ;
and Palthoueh they are all Commoners, they have
among them a .King;:a "Duke" " Hzemphery," a Knight,
-Ste. - Yet. on the other hand, they have one Member
ho is Wyld, and likewise a Kerr. a Pusey, a Hogg, a
Fox, and, moreover, a Packe of Fellowes. It' Gaming be
the question before the House, there will always he one
Fordyce, and one found to play his Card-well; and if on
the Game-laws, there is a Deer-ing Member, to follow in
the Traill of a Buck, and a Wood (and a Broadwood, too,)
for the Forrester, with Bagg bedecked to hunt in. There
will be plenty of fields,too,at the disposal of Parliament--
a " Cubitt" " Long," and even Miles. There will be a
Schole,field, a Busfield, a Stansfietd, a Caulfield, &c.; and
for each there is a Member to Mow-att." In the hours
of amusement, there may be therein; Bowles, or a
"Morris"-dance, as well as Somersets. However incor-
ruptible the Parliament, it will not be without its Price,
and Guiness will be ready. But whatever its acts (and
they will give a Tynte and colour to its proceedings) it
has its own Law, as well as a Lawless member. With the
latter, perhaps, may be appropriately classed its Fagan,
its (we suspect, fineable) Dam-er, its Old Bailey, as
Moody dyas Member."iik y'
usn"r"e aitrsds Kit-dareTimTime,
thane dnemwanya
Par-
liament will have its -Somers, its March, its Mundy •
and, as a preparation for eternity, its itsal
When it wants to "raise the wind,
(independentlyd also see
f which way it blows, there is a Vane
its political weathercocks) • and should thawind prove
vo rough and bleak there will' be Coles and Coke at hand.roe
The last election has procured a Tennent for the House
(which has its Wall and decided Thicknesse too) ;
and a Guest for the Parliament Hall. For security's
sake, we suppose, there is a Locke; and at all events
one Ward and aRe-ogh. There are, of course, plenty
of " free and independent" Members ; but at all events
there is one Verner (query Verna--a bondsman).
It cannot be asserted fairly that the trading-classes
are not duly represented, for there will be found an in-
telligent, Abel Smith, an unswerving Turner, a Taylor
(who will be for doubling, or Dublin measures), a Jolly
Gardner (and a Wodehouse ready for him) and a Carter.
There is no fear of the Commons not being heard, for
it has two Bells, with a triple Peel (and one a Bob
Major, which it is well known has some 40,320 changes).
Upon all contests or divisions there is a Marshall for
the forces with an Armstrong to Cope with the enemy,
together with a Spearman a Horsmana'as well as a
" Cob'd'"en), with Pennant displayed, and supported by
Hope. In these encounters (if not Mangles), there may
be Gore and Goring, as there is a Horn-by. Still there
is a likelihood that all may be Heald; and we only
desire to Wawn Members of the possible danger.
Those who Wynn may Strutt, those who
lose will be inclined to prove Walkers. The
House has- its Masterman and its "Master Walter"
—the first unexpectedly, and perhaps not for long ;
the second as unexpectedly, but of course for all
Times. The House also has its Brooke (with
Bankes), and one to Dinett. It is many col( wed—
Brown, Grey, besides those who are Green all or
Black-all. It has its East, West. its if estenra and West-
head, its Southern and its Souzheron. Fur its fruits we
must look to its Plumptre. Its Deedes may in some re-
spects be Wyse; while In others they may ',rimmed from
Foley. They may have their good. but they will also
have their Baines. There is an O'Connor (whom we
mention to show that the Charter-is not forgotten) ;
an O'Connell, and many a still Bolder-o. There is
a Rice and a Currie, and a Prime Boyle. To accom-
pany them there are Hale, Meux, Reid, Hodges, and
Barclay, besides a Butler. There is no want of
Power to continue, and it would be easy to Seymour,
but we must have Dunn. We have intended No-el nor
to Brand any; but to extend Curteis-y to all, though
we have brought lllost-yn to notice. The Parliament
is young, and as a proof thereof is " Boy'd," and
assuredly many a Au-gent will be there, and may
we live to Sea ham. To leave out the name of one
Member, however, in particular would be robbing
" Adair" still, to depict all the sharers in the "Knight-
- ley" " Jocelyn" that there will be in the House, with
the Eushout when it is Fuller than desirable, and the
Bright as well as Deistic Deedes that will take place
therein, would require the talents of a Raphael. There
is one, however, in the assembly, and therefore to him
we leave the duty, merely raising the gallant cry of
" England! and St. George ."' May it be received with
right good Grace, • Broadley over the land ; and, even
among the French, find no Hayter.

GOUDHURST.—The following touching epistle was
lately laid on the breakfast table of a gentleman of the
highest respectability in this neighbourhood. It was
written in a wiry text hand, covering two sheets of blue
wove post, with the lines pitching fearfully down hill—
the paper highly scented with bergamot. The repeated
corrections and inky finger marks plainly bespeak the
labour it cost in correction, and the turbulence of the
writer's feelings. As a specimen of orthography it ought
to be preserved.—
my deer wiliam,
' "

i no it is not fayshunable for ladys to rite fast but yon
must exkuse this as my feelins is so great, I cannot help
it, no doubt you are not aware there is a bcin as
loves you sincerely and that heir is no other than
myself i have indulged what is call'd by un feelin
people a opeless pashun for a very long time and that
pashun is senttred on you o wiliam wiliam when i fast see
you i had a strange sencashun fil my bussum wich sen-
cashun i diskivered to be love, i never noed till then what
it was to love in fact i had olvis laf 'd at it, until then
I coud olvis sleep of a nite's as well as anybody, eet
too, but now alass I cant sleep a wink nor eet a morsel,
rich is my felius, •i have thus praymaturely ritten to
you opin that complaysent smyle of yourn woud ripen
to love, a shoud you kondesend to take compayshun
on a young lady as could kiss your very fit o how
appy I shoud be, i no my fortun is small in comparysun
to yourn, but then you no as the poet says resi-
prokal love is better than tortuu and in myself you'd
have a konfidin kreecher, i no my mania would be
pleezed if you was to menshun the subjeck to her, do
come down deer william it ant fur, she will let you no
my quallyficashuns in ousell an domestick douty's of
coorse it would not look well for me to pray's myself on
that subjeck, o william william when I see you at your
windor last nice i thought i shou'd have drupt, but i am
nut in the abbit of going off so i supported my self deer
william pray rite by return of post if it is but jest to give
me cumiort.

i am yourn til Beth
p.s. i forgot to menshun i have been very it with what
he doctor calls the spasmatic in the ch. st v‘hi..h i attri-

u cabint td oyuh h i t
as flue
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toa
ref, sylliaseeee racd in m
and
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two-shake,
which i can't kure altho i have tried every thing i could
think on exkuse this bad ritin as i am all haste au speed.
—Maidstone Journal.
most enthusiastic and gratifying
eaiingon Monday to
R LIBERAL FESTIVAL AT OCEIESTER.—s o,,hniechofhathvee
ever taken place in, Rochester, assembled
rnal, Esq., and T. T.
celebrate the return of R. Bernal,
d r an excellent
dinner was provided pfeorrsetnhsa,tupeateriotic city. A
us booth, erected in the yard of the Crown
llodges, Esq.,
andl nearlyc•toemdmodio
that number sat down. The booth was
a s
for Members6o O
ofP the party, and with a profusion of laurels and rnonhisely decorated with the splendid flags and banners
ever-
greens, and lit with coloured lamps, arranged in loyal
and patriotic devices. Captain Baker presided, sup-
ported by the two Hon. Members, and most of the led.
ing Liberals of the three towns. The proceedings were
of the most animated and gratifying character, and the
evening passed off without the slightest incident to mar
its enjoy went..—Maidstone Gazette.
DEATH IN THE WESTMINSTER HOUSE or CORREC•
TlON.—Yesterday Mr. Bedford held an inquest in the
Westminster House of Correction, on the body of
Thomas Chapman, a prisoner. The deceased wastht:ksetill
into custody in St. James's Park, on Sunday,
thefollowing
instant, for indecent exposure;
ebnraces, and quite insen-
sible.found suspended by one of 10_
morning, when the policeman.us-
laid he was restored, and on
By timely surgical
to Bow-street, and was
atniinto his cell, he was
in the infirmary, under the
placed remanded. He was
radually sank, and died on
of Dr. Lavies; but g
care .
immediate cause of
death was effusion on
The
Sunday.
"Natural death."
Wednesday, the 11th, was taken .
the brain. Verdict—"
OF A CEERGYMAN....-We
MELANCHOLY S
d assistant curate to the Rev. $, W.
the Rev. H. Hugger ,
in this •
of St. John's Church,
regret to annource, this week the melancholy death of
Wright, .
afternoon last, while walking in company with his bro-
tber in this town, he suddenly left him to return home ;
but from what subsequently transpired the unfortunate
gentleman, after taking a razor out of his room, pro-
ceeded to the Newcastle and Carlisle Railway station,
and took the train for Carlisle. On arriving at that
place he repaired to Mr. Teesdale's, the Railway Hotel,
where he took up his residence for the evening ; but on
the following morning, about eleven o'clock, as he did
not make his appearance or answer the call of the maid-
servant, she was induced to enter the apartment, when
she discovered the Reverend Gentleman lying in bed
dead, with a large wound on the left side of the neck,
and the razor lying by his side. In the course of the
day au inquest was held on the body, and on Monday
his remains were interred at Carlisle. The Reverend
Gentleman appeared to be about 25 years of age, was
_a
native of Ireland, and had performed the duties of bis
office for about six, months ; but during that time was
observed occasionally to be labouring underdepression
of spirits.—Neweastle Advertiser.
,
The most simple expres-
sionsAuSTlC SIMPLICITY.-- . _
,_
to the mind, up-u rsilec•
convey frequently
of Essex, a few days ago,
clergyman in the county
os
b e face he knew, but of whose
meeting with a boy
a want, who thus addressed him lion,
,than words of greatermnre clearness. We read of e.
dame he was ignorant,
" Ilow old are you 2"
a' What's you name
pig d 'd " Some wise-
acrethe boy 1 for • '
laugh at this, And call a tool giving
willnintelligible reply, but what was more na-
tural? The death of the cotter's pig was quite a MO-
I was six years old when the oi .
mentous event in ~he family, a twit ked tame iii the his
tory of the boy's life, a time of grief and suffering, the
loss of the pig, the chief post scion of the cottager, and
the boy recolicc,rd at that time he was six years old,
but considered a calculation of the period passed since
such a calamity of no importance, the calamity itself
eating up all other thoughts. "When the pig doid
was a circumstance of as much interest to t is lad, 1111
when the last comet appeared to the philosopher or as...
tronomer. There is more than meets the ear in OA
expression.--.Shropshire Conservative.
On the 2lst instant, about four o'clock in the
afternoon, a fine partridge ran into the
bei AA the shop o f Mr.
Benzie, upholsterer, and was easily cap
ap-
parently much frightened and fatigued as if it ha..t ' bees
,
closely pursued.—Maidstone JournaL -