The Sun.
London, England, 1864-04-28 00:00:00

Row it was all Arranged,

(From Fun.)
[The Scene is a room in Downing-street. The Dramatis
Personas are two in number ; the ono an aged man, over
whose head many summers had passed,* yet still of
jaunty steps; the other a younger man of astute mien.
and budget-calculating eye. The aged one answers to
the name of P—n, the younger that of G—a.]
p—N,—Good morning, LGladdy, Johnny and I have
been talking over Garibaldi, and we don't half like it.
G—E.—Pooh I nonsense I what's the matter now ?

P—N.—Well, Johnny says the British constitution
in danger, and won't admit of so much enthusiasm.:
(sneering)—And he wants to write a despatch
upon it.

P—N.—Well, he did at first, but I dissuaded him. It
is wonderful what messes that little man gets into with pen
and ink, I knooked the idea on the head at once.

G—t (with relief) —I should thine so. Johnny wants
to go down to posterity as the (not always) polite letter-
writer of the Victorian era, and signally fails in the attempt.
But how about Garibaldi P I suppose you're not afraid of
the Tories getting up another Stansfeld-Mazzini row and
kicking us out
not exactly that. But you see--
G—E.—No, I don't see anything except your fear 01
our being kicked out.
P--x.—The Conference--
o—E.—Another of Johnny's projects.

P--N.—Will be seriously embarrassed by the preseneu
of the General in England.
G—B.—Nonsense I—what's he got to do with it ?
P---24.—We11, nothing ; but thenthe Emperor mightn't
like it if he stays.

t}_—E.—And the country won't like it if he goes:
utrum harum minis accipe, and the elections coaling on.
p_N—We are on the horns of a dilemma. Dear,
dear I what's to be done ?

G.--_E—Dona ? Why I hum I ha! If you you really
think his presence Will hinder the Conference, it is
awkward.

p—x (whtedlingly)—Don't you think, Gladdy, as a
known friend of Italy, you could suggest to him on the
quiet, as they say vulgarly---
G—E.—Very vulgarly—but proceed,

P—N.—Thut if he were to—that is to say, should it be
possible—shorten his proposed sojourn in this country, it
it would be as well. Ma health, you know, can't stand all
the excitement he is undergoing ; and then consider his
wound.

G—E.—Tell him to go, that's What
don't you say so at once ? you mean. Why

Y--x.—Oh, no; nothing of the sort. I should bo the
very last 'pen my honour I should—wouldn't hear of it for
a moment. But you see, Gladdy--
G—E. (with intense disgust)-012, I see. I suppose I
must do it, and here are no three courses open to me. What
dirty work we unfortunate statesmen have to do sometimes.
(A.nd somehow or other Garibaldi's stay in this country
was shortened. Curious—very 1)
_—.....

STEAM RAMS.—A trial at Bar is appointed to take
place on the fifth day of next term, in the Court of Exche.
quer, for the trial of this case.
THE CONVICT DEVINE.—The Sheriffs have re.
ceived a communication from the Home-office ee.
quainting them that there does not appear any sufficient
cause for interference with the execution of the capital
sentence, the death of the murdered man having been the
direct result of deadly violence committed in cold blood for
the purpose of robbery, &e,

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