The Express.
London, England, 1857-07-04 00:00:00

Carnation' What was to be done? Could rod h
be borne? Long Tom Coln an Englishman; aB.
There was nothing for it but to "avoid;' es T.
Cit—to quit the theatre incontinently;
I:ss all did.—United Serrate filayathie for Jul s:
r/lIRD•CLASA RAILWAY rAsSF.Nt.cus...4l,
piny have laid down certain regulations which are
selves arbitrary enough, such as locking earriege.,l„
sad other acts of petty tyranny that are neither as,
the maintenance of order nor for the prom...tics ens
life; but however vexations the law. thensseirse
they are really *giant in comparison with thr
which they am carried oat. No sooner is it asserte~.
an unfortunate being is a third-elses passenger,
bemuse. an object for the hectoring, domistering
address used ay somo bullying individual ins key
silver-laced collar; he is packed into • sort of bey
out of tem mass very dirty, with no attempt made
laden i and after born; shouted at and directed see
about by every jack-in-office who 'chasms to arr. 2
seal (7) in the discharge of his Males, be is shut
dem, and in moat instances locked in; and then he ir
en We jelling, lazy-paced journey, shunted on a e,
half an hour, and not suffered to move from his sec
piece, and showed an hour at another, with the 6,
about the station; and then, after spert,
rZirittoura in misery, performing a journey that r'
be acconsplished in eve or fin,he is discharged ;
nal who We been imprleoned for a misdeal's/we
siereial Traerlleri MerlitPle for July.
LORD JEFFREY AND HIS CATECIII9II.—F
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pined one autumn that the let. Lewd Jefie7,-;tes
of the court of session cameion, to spend the long •
parish of Soon after his arrival, the "
mated from the pulpit that upon a *Meta day le
"hold • diet of eatechinine in the district whWn
the dwelling of the eminent judge. Time to his tin
peered at Lord Jeffrey's house, sad requested that
establishment might be collected. This wee mat
for almost all Scotch &rums, though the cateclur
case her become obsolete, gill visit each house in
once • year, and collect the finally to listen to a
lecture. But what wee Lad Jeerers conaternates
the entire household slew assembled in the
room, the worthy rataister said in a solemn voice, "S
I always begin my essininatkm with the head of tic
Will you tell me, thee, What is Ellictual Calling? •
was an Edinburgh Reviewer awe thoroughly nrei
After a pause, during which the servant' looked as t
at the thought that &judge should not know his Clat
hie lordship recovered speech, and answered the gore
terms which completely dumbfounded the winister--P
Mr. Smith, a man may be mid to discharge the dense
calling effectually, when be performs them with QE in
success."—Fr aser's Magazine for July.
SECOND-CLASS RAILWAY CARRIAGES: nu
' have not even been formed of the softest planks, bet t
very hardest ; not even a piece of string is put op b
of hanging up your hat,
had
unibta
= cie
sticks; if you repose your wag against the per
of the carriege, a head-ache is most probably banned t
before you have travelled twenty miles; your fat n
the plain boards; you are even denied a rough omsa
to protect them in winter from the icy coldnem
draughts that ascend through the cracks in the borne
curtains are put up at the window, either to shut
I blinding rays of the sun or to give warmth nn old
journeys; and yet for this miserable accommodation v
three halfpence per mile I Some o•mrianiee, with an..
ing manifestation of liberality, have placed hard if
cushion, on the seats of their simnel, las tweets.
the majority have not even advanced that rep. kir
back through one of those curious and fatal wore into,
groping greediness so often fops. They believe that
made the least attempt at rendering second-clam me
endurable,
endarable, many who now travel by the trot do.,
nuke use of the second; and they also imagine n
keeping the second in their permit unoomfortilee etas
will force many to make their journeys in the term r.
are wrong in both omen; for if second-clew consign
made almost ae luxurious as first, there is and alenye
in England a certain number of exclusive people et'
make use of the best End most expensive mode of cc
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ance.—Comierreiel Travellers leryerriee for July.
AT VIE SEA-SIDE.—At last you find frets.
and sea-brerns absolutely necessary, and you detsni.
seeking them. You can hardly go wrong, bat Ist
commend the south meet, and especially the mouth
Devon. When you srtive at the little watering-plea
you have fixed upon, go down at once (and if pomible
to the shore of the am. Already you feel a straw
lion of altered exietence. Instead of the rumbling
the fumy cab, and the everimting jostle, there is a Er
cap and shooting-oust lounging about, et a ter
fisherman hobbling along, or a brad-brimmed Minty,
ping down to the beach with • basket for those dm
moues. And now yea are on the dry, clean "peel,.
your mind helm suddenly let loess as your eye
more upon that glorious expanee, and you tars lie
remembered balmy broth of the sea, and bear the
voice of its glorious monotony. With a bound yos Ism
born the sea-wall, and thrown remelt on the •
were at the very feet of the sm. And here you mg
you like for hours, and ail the time in a state et
went • for wherever you turn your eyes some e
tun Mats them, and the regular, lulling sound
give• sort of dreaminess to the whole view,
Meeting for one moment from its delight. On edam
cliffs—gigantic, but turf-clad to the summit on the
side, and on the seaside wild. jagged, and rifted, hat
with a thick under-growth of innumerable plan
flowem—sbut in the valley that shelters the little tom
on the kit, that stately bill that terminates in the
only the Eau of a long array, each with its w.
face, whose time-worn rifts and scan are aloud
every sort of luxuriant vegetation, turned proudly
see, LA =lung strange contrast to that part
smooth turfy aide which is not concealed b 1
Zhill, and on which you may
ap pasturing the calm sunlit sward.
a place for a pedeetnan I It is impoesible
linger where you me. You must up and follow
tibias sweeping curve of shingle, heavy milking
be, that lies between the base of that mighty toe •
dabble and the blue water on which they gore, to •
ends he a now-white promontory, beyond which all ie
ken year view. And if you do that, you will be ran
with lie sea. As yea advance, you have a feeling ale
Weer,
_as if you had us business there, 83 desolate
awildned bee beady of shore and cliff and 8111;—t,
b ashy hewn ere a Cockney, and fancy all
lanilnee sewer be meant for you. Cower& yet
lir seek the imp &kg* now mating • bob opiate
Onnimiens enelmnikg of red sande°.
Mibmilsre banyuess ot an enormous
up abruptly into the deep des el thr
onsinelia=ing down their hanewed iike—ere
mink your eye with the clear, grey pen of
lanblieg waves, nit IN it wander with movereill
twer Ad illimitable =pine% whose eskers
nimif ad too beautiful to describe, and disk
kr est into calm sunlight, till it joke Sea
yet lendsous &Once a sky of that psi
with all that in the hams
regan.a =ham.......destodhzhkti.os:tdityiwthigoz.it eitheabznovi
beyond ken your_ view—so that when yaks,
the there as the delight of satisfied enionty to di
beauty of the sone itaelf.—Phster's N'as k kik
BOATING ON THE THAMEE,—There row •
established and respectable " Landers" In Unit '
owed nutters'—there steers Jinn Parish." mid
generation, and nattily rigged in the garb of the jolt
waters= he once was. After theta come the "
minter Boys," pulling as boys who are always
can ; once the bullies of the river now toned don it
gentlemen, and, in their way, wench patron d
ea they row to Putney, and, 'kinks of " rube fir
dine. Here, at Putney, we en meshing bet ebb
the mammoth creation otthoegostioar•—thelnedot
Club ; here we first get OW Mils art Wig"
and to be faithful to the meet we must MN
against the wand glen el ti mein
As we whiff our " pea& Illovnema" mid
dow of the Star ma Odetorr ma on 6w mm etl
canoe contrivers bone Ida Inn no ha
doe It le an estOdwlp i mod* be
eater; so ahretally. fast enPabsellek
thanks; he thin & It Is., "Imih" 111111,_ta.
wise • Sider rink, seelkg fio)d, en Or
soft is tightly bill TN* 40 Os sevion
the wale we so valor
the
One▪ ht the vele= le the
One fibs Moshe. one "nob," one whirka a ,
mot twain end it is lucky for the •
awls ct_ndmulls oaten outweigh
dotting 1--Or 21.evellers' Mriesseres fie ley
YOUNG BERHELE7 AND THE BEEL—N
tbo Earl who then held the title (Berkeley) vu
with his little sea, when he via set upon by an
deer whose bores he wind with both hands, in
ing fast hold, after be was thrown down and
by the furious bent. In this critical position be
to the child not to be draid—to take from bit
knife, stab the deer, or if he could, cat his Woghadboy,
boy, who had the blood of the Fitzkwdingea be
aac'ed--"archliderent to workhis uptagather'stbralreati'
sars tie
But the noble child's courage was greater thee Its •
sad he could not sever the 'e windpipe Nor
he ginned not, but dealt the brutal aseadeatd he
many dab' given with a will, that, weasel 4
blood, it was Erin to maks the beet of tla wag
struggls, just se the Earl was all bat -mksw—
ifvesufe for July.
THE RESIDENCE OP ROYALTY.--No ask
sure, can constantly pass Beielringhar, pane Mk
struck by the curious anomalies tbsa see te be
residence of royalty. One's i0.,00s of regal Ida
hack
front door ; ad we
Prisoner Beatrioe's

lirray fror,4 ,
midis Verne,
from Vim raeheasie;
8011 Nansa
cafe! V.tio seed

• stout white smock
and was allowed to In
fz.A.4o my nothing
who, in c
him on the spot !
bed-room windows

beautiful than our own

',weal Tamellos

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wheeling a dilapidated bawd ' hat..
to
ogle ; and we hod not VW XL (
ninon public watering-ad, • ,the aft
rat knocked-to-pieces old a• ant
k frock, coolly drove into the !limit 1
. water it without even a • /wpm
Lug of his being permitt to haw to ,
our humble opinion, ought to x The i
Agate, observe the looting-61 me cue
i of the magnificent Inulda bin bi q
backs of them, they are art
own ; indeed they are not eoro,-
Magaine for July.
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