The Express.
London, England, 1858-07-27 00:00:00

Al, UNEATEN Dish.—An anecdote occurs to
of, which—it all Mods towards • better knowledge of
"bow I tamed Mn. Cruiser "—I will briefly relate for the
benefit of married meet, who may be ionlined towards laying
vidrt bands on their heuerbalves. There was a gentleman
et the county el lltddlemix —which I take to be • description
redlefastty vague—who always appeared to be on the moot
loving adectionato Mem with hi. wife. Before company, it
was a ceseinital ceased' on his part d" my dears, "my
loves," "n peta," and "my sage's" The poor
imam wen sot backward in expressions of affection, but she
always embed rather shy and nervous in his company. One
day (they were la easy circumstances) they had • grand
dieser party. Lord Paunchrnore was there, which made it
setts • lip-top affair. Loving husband war at the top,
befete him • fine turbot, from Grove's; loving wife at the
bottom, behind some stewed eel, with pore-wine moos.
" What have you at your and of the table, my darling r'
mks the adectinuats creature at the top. " Stewed seta,
deer," murmurs the tender blossom at the other end.
" Seed me just one little bit ducky," says the pearl of her
bands " With pleasure," responds the beet of wives. Charles
the footman —he kept • cord sad potato shed only three hours
before dinner, and his name was John Sp; uttlebuck, brought
the desired plate. " Bless me, ray love " cantatas the
model of connubial fondness, a somewhat savage *cowl be-
' ginning to overspread his lamb-like countenance: " Bless
me, Carotins Matilda, these Ma are very tough." "Tough,
are they ?" repeats the pokiest Grimed at the farther end,
her meek voice riming fir the first sod last time into • quaver
of indignation. " Tough, are they, Mr. Snowdrop"—l
will call him Snowdrop--" I ea glad to hear they ars
tough, air. I should like you and the wmpeny to know
Um tough—how cruelly tough—they are. Thom stewed eels
ma Jest cut up pieces of the horsewhip you gave me
Ise twaskfaat this morning, Mr. Snowdrop. ' There was •
deed since, and the paragon of domestic virtues turned to
the mime of as invalid orange. He was found out. The
Pat of the dinner we. • future. The cook spoiled the omelette
ses,Jll, and gave warning the neat day. Lord Patureliinore,
I believe, never spoke to Snowdrop again, end gave the
41•Istabip he bad promised for hie second son to his tailor,
who was likewise Snowdrop's tailor, and sent him in his bill
en the first of the mouth. Those Mewed eels were his ruin,
and he never hold up his hoed again.— The Welcome Guest.
FATAL ACCIDENT AT MALTA.—T EN Llvre
LOST.—A buseatable accident occurred oa Saturday bet by
the Salim in of • portion of the Peninsular and Oriental
Company's coal-Mores at the Pieta, attended wink serious
lees cil We. At • quarter to eleven in the morning, when
the asibeesa were employed M loading a lighter with male
trim No. 111 tol the wail dividing it from the adjoining
stirs No. 7, Hither of which is as yet roofed, being unequal
to the el glares quantity of coals cootained In it,
gams way; and, distressing to relate, a number
at the verlowe who had anti time to effect their m-
aga, we. eneelmd to death by the falling mar of stones,
soak tad meMthat. T weary men were employed in No. 8
ANS vim eesideat took place, twelve carrying coals,
end eight removing • heap of coal dust which lay close to
, the deer. These Liner eight escaped, while ten of the twelve
tweed la reaseving the seal tram the inner part of the
Om owe killed ea Me met, sad another was so severely
Meet es to reader his tniniedliate removal to the hospital
somesory. Th. Wise et the poor fellows were all discovered
Iyleg `the erne position in • line, with their hand, covering
heals, en it la a vain attempt to protect that part of
their body. They wets some of the company's beet am, and
several hell leas Is lee empk) for arty yeees. yonft
✓un was to haws been sr ea dm taltsedeg day ;he sad
hie Weeded lisle's Wm podded tegsiber on Ibis mks-
sleety osesehm. Medea et the Malmo had hem teemed
=g M days, Nero of the peer sma have Iste wives and
who wale as them for their dolly
kink end se hop=r6=l"distesselag alesamsteases
entemtglim lat eg•ed ht ail at the widows and hther
hes ilia We lam no doubt, howsow, that the sem-
my, with ark must liberality la such our, will Mt allow
the iralle• et the unfortunate individuals who have thus
rln their service, to be hit destitute or espeweided
feies Tinge July 20.
TfgEET AND Tin DANUBIAN PILINCIPALTITMLe—
• Nile meatteg Is seseeteed to mks aloes as Weinman),
MOW at the Fees Trade Hall, Maachester, "ea Turkey
and dm Demallea Principalities, and our relations with
Ilene Mr. liss/ey is to take the rbsir, and amongst the
we be to take part In the proceeding Is J. A.
4 C=l 101184.,