aditya6332/himym · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Marshall	So, when Lily and I get married, who's gonna get the apartment?
Ted	Oh, that's a tough one. You know who I think could handle a problem like that?
Marshall	Who?
Ted	Future Ted and Future Marshall.
Marshall	Totally. Let's let those guys handle it.
Ted	Dammit Past Ted
Barney	You blew it, dude. Now that Lily's there, it's a whole new dynamic. They're edging you out.
Ted	That's crazy. They're not edging me out. Marshall's my best friend.
Ted	One of my best friends. He wouldn't do that to me.
Barney	Just keep your eyes open. That's all I'm saying, Ted. Little things are gonna be changing around that apartment.
Robin	Come on, Barney, you're just being paranoid. OK, seriously, what is this girl's deal?
Barney	Sort of on a date with her.
Ted	What?
Barney	I found her online. I'm tired of the whole bar scene, the one-night hookups. I'm looking for a soul-mate, someone who I can love and cuddle, or so it says in my profile. (evil laugh) But this girl, she wants the same stuff and it's bumming me out. All right, Ted, call me from the hospital.
Ted	All right.
Robin	You're going to the hospital?
Ted	No, see, he's gonna go back over there and I'm gonna call him and he's gonna pretend that it's an emergency call from a family member at the hospital.
Robin	Oh, Lord, fake emergency? That is lamest, most pathetic cop-out in the book. I expect more from you, Barney.
Barney	Well, stay tuned, I'm working on some stuff. But in the meantime, wish me luck.
Robin	So, are you gonna talk to Marshall?
Ted	He's gonna want the apartment. I'm gonna want the apartment. It's gonna lead to an argument, so no.
Robin	Hm, that's real healthy. So, when a serious issue comes up, your response is just to avoid it.
Ted	I should really make this call.
Robin	Ooh, can I do it?
Barney	Hello? Robin: Hi there, sexy.
Barney	Hello, Aunt Kathy, what's up?
Robin	Oh, nothing. Just sitting here, thinking about you, hot stuff.
Barney	An accident? Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be OK? Robin: Aunt Kathy's got an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.
Barney	Oh God! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter?
Robin	Come on, daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.
Barney	Well, if he needs a transplant, he can have mine. I'll be right there.
Barney	See you guys later.
Ted	Ah, this'll be nice, the three of us living together. I think it's a good setup.
Ted	Man, this coffee's great. It's really great. Too great.
Ted	What happened to Shocky?
Ted	What's this? Lily: My coffeemaker from my apartment. Makes great coffee, right?
Ted	Yeah, definitely. I mean, so does Shocky.
Marshall	Really? I always thought Shocky's coffee tasted kinda rusty.
Ted	Yeah, no, it did. I mean, I kinda liked the rusty taste. I'm used to it. I don't know.
Marshall	Also Lily's coffeemaker doesn't, you know, shock you.
Ted	No. You gotta admit, that shock, wakes you up in the morning
Marshall	You know what else wakes you up in the morning? Coffee.
Ted	That's great. You're right. Roomies! I love it.
Ted	They're edging me out. They're totally edging me out. I didn't' believe it but you're right.
Barney	Told you. That Lily, she's a shrewd one.
Robin	Yeah, she got you a nice new coffeemaker. How dare she!
Ted	It's not just the coffeemaker.
Lily	Done. The painting's done.
Marshall	That is great.
Ted	Nice.
Marshall	Where do you wanna hang it?
Lily	I don't know. Um, over the piano?
Ted	Yeah, that would be a good place for it. Too bad the swords are there. We kinda love those swords.
Marshall	Well, those swords have been up there a long time.
Ted	I know, right? I'd really miss them too. So, maybe Marshall's room?
Lily	OK.
Ted	He was gonna take the swords down. Can you believe that?
Robin	Ted, why don't you just talk to him? He's your best friend.
Robin	One of your best friends. The point is, maybe it's time for some healthy communication.
Barney	Healthy communication? That's the worst idea ever. Look, you held off their first advance. That's good. Now it's time to counter-strike.
Ted	Yeah, well, what am I supposed to do?
Barney	You gotta mark your territory, and I don't mean missing the toilet. You gotta do something big.
Ted	What, like buy a new sofa?
Barney	Bigger.
Barney	Katie's here. OK, real quick, last night, epiphany! I realized what the world of dating needs. Ready? A lemon law.
Robin	A lemon law, like for cars.
Barney	Exactly. From the moment the date begins you have five minutes to decide whether you're going to commit to an entire evening. And if you don't, it's no hard feelings just good night, thanks for playing, see you never. Huh? Huh? The lemon law, it's gonna be a thing, possibly starting right now.
Barney	Hi Katie. Barney.
Katie	Hi, it's good to finally meet you.
Barney	Hm, yeah. Katie, you are about to be a part of history.
Barney (yelling to Katie as she leaves)	Tell your friends.
Barney (to Robin and Ted at other table)	It's gonna be a thing.
Lily	Man, Ted's been acting weird. He started labeling all his food. He even carved "Ted" into that block of cheese.
Marshall	Yeah. Well, now it's Ed's.
Lily	He's not cool with me moving in.
Marshall	No, that's not it. I mean, you basically lived here all along. Ted loves you.
Lily	So, what's he PMS'ing about?
Marshall	I don't know. But when he's ready to talk to me about it he'll come and talk to me about it.
Lily	Are you kidding? You guys never talk about anything.
Lily	He'll just let it fester under the surface until he does something big and passive-aggressive.
Marshall	You clearly don't know Ted.
Delivery guy	Delivery for Ted Mosby.
Marshall	Your English phone booth arrived.
Ted	Oh, awesome. It's great, right?
Marshall	Yeah, I guess. Just not sure if Lily's gonna like it.
Ted	Well, I like it, so I'm just gonna keep it right here, if that's cool.
Marshall	Of course, we all live here so we should all be able to have things the way we want them.
Ted	Exactly.
Marshall	Great
Marshall	Terrific.
Marshall	You like the phone booth. It stays. I like this painting so I'm just gonna hang it...right here on the wall.
Ted	Oh, so it's like that, is it?
Marshall	Bring, bring.
Marshall (in British accent)	Oh hello governor, oh it's like isn't it? Cheerio.
Marshall	Yeah, it's like that.
Ted	I want this apartment.
Marshall	Well, I want it too.
Girl #2	You're a jerk.
Barney	No, I'm a visionary. Lemon law, it's gonna be a thing!
Robin	For the record, your little lemon law is a symbol of everything that's wrong with our no-attention span society.

Marshall

So, when Lily and I get married, who's gonna get the apartment?

Ted

Oh, that's a tough one. You know who I think could handle a problem like that?

Marshall

Who?

Ted

Future Ted and Future Marshall.

Marshall

Totally. Let's let those guys handle it.

Ted

Dammit Past Ted

Barney

You blew it, dude. Now that Lily's there, it's a whole new dynamic. They're edging you out.

Ted

That's crazy. They're not edging me out. Marshall's my best friend.

Ted

One of my best friends. He wouldn't do that to me.

Barney

Just keep your eyes open. That's all I'm saying, Ted. Little things are gonna be changing around that apartment.

Robin

Come on, Barney, you're just being paranoid. OK, seriously, what is this girl's deal?

Barney

Sort of on a date with her.

Ted

What?

Barney

I found her online. I'm tired of the whole bar scene, the one-night hookups. I'm looking for a soul-mate, someone who I can love and cuddle, or so it says in my profile. (evil laugh) But this girl, she wants the same stuff and it's bumming me out. All right, Ted, call me from the hospital.

Ted

All right.

Robin

You're going to the hospital?

Ted

No, see, he's gonna go back over there and I'm gonna call him and he's gonna pretend that it's an emergency call from a family member at the hospital.

Robin

Oh, Lord, fake emergency? That is lamest, most pathetic cop-out in the book. I expect more from you, Barney.

Barney

Well, stay tuned, I'm working on some stuff. But in the meantime, wish me luck.

Robin

So, are you gonna talk to Marshall?

Ted

He's gonna want the apartment. I'm gonna want the apartment. It's gonna lead to an argument, so no.

Robin

Hm, that's real healthy. So, when a serious issue comes up, your response is just to avoid it.

Ted

I should really make this call.

Robin

Ooh, can I do it?

Barney

Hello? Robin: Hi there, sexy.

Barney

Hello, Aunt Kathy, what's up?

Robin

Oh, nothing. Just sitting here, thinking about you, hot stuff.

Barney

An accident? Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be OK? Robin: Aunt Kathy's got an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.

Barney

Oh God! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter?

Robin

Come on, daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.

Barney

Well, if he needs a transplant, he can have mine. I'll be right there.

Barney

See you guys later.

Ted

Ah, this'll be nice, the three of us living together. I think it's a good setup.

Ted

Man, this coffee's great. It's really great. Too great.

Ted

What happened to Shocky?

Ted

What's this? Lily: My coffeemaker from my apartment. Makes great coffee, right?

Ted

Yeah, definitely. I mean, so does Shocky.

Marshall

Really? I always thought Shocky's coffee tasted kinda rusty.

Ted

Yeah, no, it did. I mean, I kinda liked the rusty taste. I'm used to it. I don't know.

Marshall

Also Lily's coffeemaker doesn't, you know, shock you.

Ted

No. You gotta admit, that shock, wakes you up in the morning

Marshall

You know what else wakes you up in the morning? Coffee.

Ted

That's great. You're right. Roomies! I love it.

Ted

They're edging me out. They're totally edging me out. I didn't' believe it but you're right.

Barney

Told you. That Lily, she's a shrewd one.

Robin

Yeah, she got you a nice new coffeemaker. How dare she!

Ted

It's not just the coffeemaker.

Lily

Done. The painting's done.

Marshall

That is great.

Ted

Nice.

Marshall

Where do you wanna hang it?

Lily

I don't know. Um, over the piano?

Ted

Yeah, that would be a good place for it. Too bad the swords are there. We kinda love those swords.

Marshall

Well, those swords have been up there a long time.

Ted

I know, right? I'd really miss them too. So, maybe Marshall's room?

Lily

OK.

Ted

He was gonna take the swords down. Can you believe that?

Robin

Ted, why don't you just talk to him? He's your best friend.

Robin

One of your best friends. The point is, maybe it's time for some healthy communication.

Barney

Healthy communication? That's the worst idea ever. Look, you held off their first advance. That's good. Now it's time to counter-strike.

Ted

Yeah, well, what am I supposed to do?

Barney

You gotta mark your territory, and I don't mean missing the toilet. You gotta do something big.

Ted

What, like buy a new sofa?

Barney

Bigger.

Barney

Katie's here. OK, real quick, last night, epiphany! I realized what the world of dating needs. Ready? A lemon law.

Robin

A lemon law, like for cars.

Barney

Exactly. From the moment the date begins you have five minutes to decide whether you're going to commit to an entire evening. And if you don't, it's no hard feelings just good night, thanks for playing, see you never. Huh? Huh? The lemon law, it's gonna be a thing, possibly starting right now.

Barney

Hi Katie. Barney.

Katie

Hi, it's good to finally meet you.

Barney

Hm, yeah. Katie, you are about to be a part of history.

Barney (yelling to Katie as she leaves)

Tell your friends.

Barney (to Robin and Ted at other table)

It's gonna be a thing.

Lily

Man, Ted's been acting weird. He started labeling all his food. He even carved "Ted" into that block of cheese.

Marshall

Yeah. Well, now it's Ed's.

Lily

He's not cool with me moving in.

Marshall

No, that's not it. I mean, you basically lived here all along. Ted loves you.

Lily

So, what's he PMS'ing about?

Marshall

I don't know. But when he's ready to talk to me about it he'll come and talk to me about it.

Lily

Are you kidding? You guys never talk about anything.

Lily

He'll just let it fester under the surface until he does something big and passive-aggressive.

Marshall

You clearly don't know Ted.

Delivery guy

Delivery for Ted Mosby.

Marshall

Your English phone booth arrived.

Ted

Oh, awesome. It's great, right?

Marshall

Yeah, I guess. Just not sure if Lily's gonna like it.

Ted

Well, I like it, so I'm just gonna keep it right here, if that's cool.

Marshall

Of course, we all live here so we should all be able to have things the way we want them.

Ted

Exactly.

Marshall

Great

Marshall

Terrific.

Marshall

You like the phone booth. It stays. I like this painting so I'm just gonna hang it...right here on the wall.

Ted

Oh, so it's like that, is it?

Marshall

Bring, bring.

Marshall (in British accent)

Oh hello governor, oh it's like isn't it? Cheerio.

Marshall

Yeah, it's like that.

Ted

I want this apartment.

Marshall

Well, I want it too.

Girl #2

You're a jerk.

Barney

No, I'm a visionary. Lemon law, it's gonna be a thing!

Robin

For the record, your little lemon law is a symbol of everything that's wrong with our no-attention span society.