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[Music] wait what the hell high pennant fever wait why don't i have sound hey wait where's my goddamn sound play the song play the song what's up what's up you frogs dude where's my music i must have too many tabs i literally must have too many tabs hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up dude wait okay okay i must have too many times close close close hold on we're closing 648 tabs okay all right now [Music] trying to imagine let's go [Music] hi finn rear glad you like the youtube thank you brother dude my [ __ ] nothing's loading dude none of my tabs are loading no not madison seven no not mavs and seven bro no sons and seven me and stan are gonna watch together me stands and maybe even lud we're gonna watch together i'm stoked sons and seven baby i'm not watching crater clash no i don't give a [ __ ] about credit clash when it's over maybe i'll check out the clips but no i watch it i was watching uh beyond the summit if anything oh yeah i got a window right here so it's very bright um sun's more like buns too shy are we getting smart yeah we get some more side raises tonight guess where saturday starts at uh 6 30 6 30 7 30 somewhere around them um sponsored by hulu plus live tv so until then i'm going to play video games probably going to play a little bit of uh i don't want to turn this down it's just like it doesn't yeah that's about it for a second um hulu hashtag sold good thank you keep that up uh what is youtube live exploit commentary what is what does that mean uh what time is it now i'm aussie where i am it's 3 51. uh i am going to play video games that's why i'm live i'm live because i want to play video games uh specifically we got a couple options i'm a gamer that's a bit of a gamer i don't know if you guys know i'm a bit of a gamer gaming's sort of in the genes in the dna i was thinking i could start with little balloons actually just to wet the whistle so to squeak you know pop a couple balloons get things rolling get things swollen and then from there who knows what like where we the day could take us um stuck in that 3 p.m [ __ ] get with the times it's actually 6 p.m here sorry i guess i'm old school like that still in 3 p.m pacific time uh i will not be spamming um the morbius repeated soundtrack if that's the worry don't don't uh that was a dark time for me we won't be going back to that um dude i cannot i can't i cannot open a tab i want to show you guys things and i i don't know did i have too many open or what it's like my computer ran out of memory when i open a tab it literally doesn't do anything oh no is this how it ends is that after all this my tab obsession has come home to roost have i finally reaped what i've sown get more rambos i think i have like a lot i like 64 gigs of ram you gotta bookmark your tabs how would i what would adding 600 bookmarks do how is that a solution bro i literally can't see my [ __ ] all right i want to fix this i'm going to fix it the only way i know how wait is twitch even working well i'm not kidding i can't do anything i'm literally not kidding i literally cannot i look look at what i'm getting wait you guys can see this look look at this it just it just it just loads it's just forever loading it's twitch twitch can you guys exit pages check your task manager dude i'm just going to [ __ ] control the all of chrome just end it all just take it all down dude burn it at the stem at the root all right try it now please god work please god hey it worked okay great great great great great great great great great wow end tasking 600 tabs turns out it frees up some ram yeah so it's gamer day big big gamer day um uh kendrick album kind of mid ah listen i think it's divisive i talked about it on stream but it's not my favorite kendrick by any stretch uh okay i'm just ringing yeah i'll probably l ring today i think i'll do balloons into l in the ring but i might i might squeeze in hitman is the only thing uh you can hear that it's out i'm gonna play some balloons right now just for fun let's launch off with some blinds see how everything's doing uh well then i might play some hitman because i've been feeding for it i don't know i just i've been missing it i've been missing the old clown and his murderous ways what happened to hulu who's tonight hulu gets smarter saturdays tonight but everyone knows guitar saturdays is at night you have to be dumb as bricks to think get smarter saturdays is during the day but that's why unique inspiration is most of all does hula have live sports you're going to find out you're going to find out by the way they're who has life sports uh marketing pretty good pretty good in fact they've really gotten that across to everyone [Music] okay which one should i do i want to do an advanced map today i want to beat an advanced map oh i clicked it oh i wasted my click sunken call geared oh car goes good all right with the cargo cargo on hard no back seating just got to figure it out myself got to figure out a solution to beat card cargo this seems hard this actually seems hard right off the rip luckily i've got quincy but there's like not a lot of good can i can i sell these do you can't get rid of the cargo uh oh all right we'll start out with a good [ __ ] bro there's like literally one spot i can place this quincy wow this is not a lot of room to balloon all right get him right in the corner i guess just give me a target i'll give you a target quincy but you have to really [ __ ] bring your a-game and the blue ones come come on so i know for a fact that big quints here can get me to like round ten so i'm gonna try and get a little bit of a financial situation going quincy is my favorite monkey uh yeah you want it's a tower defense game where you put monkeys down and they fight the balloons it's very simple what's up you yeah yeah yeah you what next i what's up oh quit it you want some uh-huh so we're just gonna have quincy sweet hold the line until about round i don't know 10 or 11 and then i'm gonna get my money hold quincy i thought people underrate how [ __ ] dope quincy is as a man and as a monkey okay and then i'm probably gonna need a [ __ ] water monkey either a sub or a buccaneer ah come on seriously what was that round 11 10 okay all right let's get this sub involved oh you can't put it there wait the best spot is blocked seriously okay restart shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up zip it zipity doo dah all right we're gonna start with quincy right here on the corner again give me a target we're gonna let him rock that was a that was a data gathering mission okay it's next floor quincy shows up first before the army and he gets an idea of what we're up against come on did you know about the quincy nft are you talking about board apes or is there specifically a quincy did balloons do nfts do they need more money from forming children to buy monkey cash come on i don't need that oh i hope i have this back for around 10. okay quincy's getting the job done he's sort of building up his nice resources and we're going to start getting our plantations it's literally a figurine oh then it's that's not a i'll get this right put it right here okay oh come on hold the line quincy hold the line hold the line seriously okay okay okay very sexy let's build my brother just need a little bit more money a lot of y'all still don't get it quincy holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single quincy so if you have one astro quincy and three slurp juices you can create three new quincies tonight yes a lot of you still don't get it honestly that was around 15. scouting round 15 15. round 15 and seriously oh my god this level's devilish okay okay now we're making money and that's when we need to upgrade my main man oh god oh come on oh come on we're bleeding ships out here all right he's getting the job done now oh right he's getting the job done now we're getting real money wait a minute we're holding we're hodling wait a minute we are in fact hodling triple guns do i want to get heat tip darts yes i do oh no i want this so you can shoot everything oh but then i'm not going to be able to hit [ __ ] lead all right we're gonna get this anyway and i'm gonna need something i need an answer hold i need an answer for lead this seems like the most hot shot ah too late oh too late oh come on quincy quincy quincy quincy all right that was research all right so what did i learn 28 lead say with me 28 lead lead is dead 28 lead lead is dead 28 lead lead is now we'll forget now i'll forget okay 28 lead lead is dead quincy starts off give me a target 28 lead lead is dead got it got it got it got it got it got it got it i got it got it i got it all right quincy again on round four you always come on let your choppa sing this is good this is good for us we're gonna unravel this mystery of cargo plus quincy then we're gonna hold we're gonna hold the line much like a good nft owner we're gonna huddle our monkey there's no way it could ever go down in value shout out for the youtube fox what's up ms merzin that's not i did not see your name right in fact i butchered it but i appreciate you watching the youtube all right now we're just nice we're still hottling we're gonna get 13.50 i need to pop the [ __ ] gat in a second i always forget when i think it's like 11. put this down dude [ __ ] [ __ ] put it down all right not yet not yet not yet not yet hold not yet no no come on perfect actually perfect play actually perfect play drop the sub okay i need to upgrade this up we're actually hodling okay wait this is an improvement in every respect 485 four come on come on come on come on yeah yeah twin guns okay okay [Music] longer range we're gonna get advanced intel next so we can get quincy level stuff okay that should be enough to hold me till i get increased production quincy lamar dude okay wait yeah oh yes nice nice i love when quincy picks it up wait wait what [ __ ] seriously seriously all right that was around 16. remember around 16. okay okay this sub is [ __ ] awesome pop this okay now [Music] now oh come on thank you quincy thank you for your [ __ ] ferocity in battle seriously oh god damn it oh god damn it oh god damn it all right we need uh we need a thousand [ __ ] 80s come on oh get it seriously this is not good this is not good wait we could still hold sweet we could still wait when's 28 right 28 let us dead 28 lead is dead 28 let us dead need the valuable bananas yep okay so wait slow down slow down slow slow that's enough what am i gonna do to prevent we're gonna put it here and i need a great shot i need grape shot yesteryear 28 lead is dead 28 lead is dead remember that never forget it keep it in your brain keep it in your heart keep it in your mind i need one more 540. 540. 28. lettuce dead no not 38. [ __ ] don't lie to me don't say the wrong 29 lettuce yeah fine 29 liters fine but i'm not gonna okay so now for round 28 we are ready we can handle the lead which one do i want to get i can get some new stuff i always like this one i think i'm just going to get the flagship i think the flagship's [ __ ] dope but i'll upgrade this stop hodling this is a rug pull no it's not a rug ball it's weird you can't even like on other maps you can get rid of this stuff to make more room you cannot alright so now 28 should come along and i should laugh i should laugh in its face everyone prepare a big haughty laugh [Laughter] lead oh my god dude they thought the balloons that they could send lead after quincy's army a man who's prepared for this his entire life it's insane it's ridiculous it's ludicrous is what it is okay so we've handled that we've handled it quite handily and candidly uh come on hold slow the [ __ ] down bro why is everything going [ __ ] nuts okay i got banana plantation which means as long as i hold from here on out i should be rich as funk we just have to huddle we got the money the real problem is you're using quincy i'm never abandoning quincy so poop belter thank you for the 10 months oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh god wait wait hold what's happening here no we're fine the quincy sub combos holding down camos triple guns no sorry 10 10 gifted did i say 10 months i give the 10 gifted poop belter i do appreciate it okay okay we're hodling we're safe for now i need armor-piercing darts wait 40's coming up what am i gonna slow down what am i gonna do about the moab that nasty [ __ ] moab i can upgrade it to a destroyer that's not bad damn i could go pirate lord and i could just oh wait this generates money per round damn wait do i want planes this is a tough one no i think i do with the flagship now we gotta be safe we gotta be safer here we gotta be safer here but i think i want armor-piercing darts actually the only question i have is do i try to squeeze in another [ __ ] plantation oh that's a tough call oh that's a tough call i could survive earlier but i might not get farther oh [ __ ] come on seriously oh it's a tough call dude this is the toughest choice i've ever made my entire life i think i have oh god we're already we're in trouble dude we're not even gonna make it dude we're not even gonna make it i'm glad i didn't play some plantation because i'm not even gonna make it without the [ __ ] moab wait i'm getting [ __ ] rick rocked okay sub commander's 27 [ __ ] racks all right we're at 18. i cannot leak like a [ __ ] balloon anymore this is lunacy thank god is there a camo lead balloon i forget that would be a real [ __ ] nightmare for me a camo lead balloon will be oh dear god no wait come on man they do they try to mix it in on you okay what is my plan for getting this guy to sub commander how the [ __ ] am i gonna do that ah is not on the menu you know what i need is like oh i can put something here wait you can put a monkey here that's interesting it's actually very interesting i actually didn't know that i could put a monkey here wait only a small monkey well only a freezing monkey can fit here that's so weird there's no way dude hey what happened to the [ __ ] realism in this game whatever the [ __ ] realism there is no way a boomerang monkey likely from the same village as a frost monkey is gonna be meaningfully different in size that's crazy dude that my immersion is completely [ __ ] ruined the boomerang monkey can for sure stand in the same spot even if it's a little cramped he could fit all right round 40. oh wait i should spend this money i have five racks how do i want to spend it how do i want to spend my five racks i'm gonna spend it on the destroyer and then i'm gonna say [ __ ] it we ball you know incoming oh what no it's kind of another direction quincy come on oh come on come on that's [ __ ] all right analyze the map analyze the map so while i don't [ __ ] know where the moab comes from here wow and you think you know a guy what was miyazaki thinking when he made this [ __ ] game dude in between working on elden ring he's a psycho okay okay so interesting it wasn't that far off but this thing is so unfortunately placed for what i was fighting interesting okay so real prime real estate is right [ __ ] here interesting okay all right restart restart quincy just give me a target i'll give you a target come on [Music] this music rules someone said quincy you had a target last night he hit his target okay he didn't hit all of his targets enough to kill them but it's not like we didn't give him a target and he didn't hit it i'll tell you one thing i've seen quincy shoot thousands of arrows he's never missed can you believe that never once has he like dropped an arrow or he's like shot off to the side he always hits which is actually in crazy that's a crazy success rate nice i mean yes steph curry could never okay put that here let the money start flowing get ready to pop the weasel hold a good quincy nose never fire until you see the whites of their balloons [ __ ] come on okay okay now we need to get that sub in here okay but we need to change course a little bit twin guns suspicious user said subtle of a dub dub am i right it literally said you've been flagged as a suspicious user i don't know i don't know what makes you suspicious by the moderation team but your message is sub-a-lub-a-dub-dub which is suspicious who would win in a balloon off you and quincy's body or quincy in your body quincy in my body easily i would i wouldn't be able to shoot a single arrow in quincy's body all right increase production round 28 let is dead i need a new plan for lead the cheapest way i have to do with lead is usually this guy and i full metal jacket him that's pretty cheap well well let me see what kind of money we can get all right terrible terrible seriously oh quincy no come on [ __ ] oh can you [ __ ] it here you put it here no can i buy dude there's no good spot for a sniper on this [ __ ] map i can't no no no no no oh come on yeah we are leaking and there's no getting around it round 28 let us dead i'm not even i'm not even close to it i'd be able to do that effectively okay 540 will be good this is big it's actually big this helps a lot because then you can shoot where [ __ ] quincy can shoot yeah that's big okay huh and i remember about this as well here's what here's what i'm gonna do i got a new plan i got a new plan oh is it gonna be enough though i doubt it i sincerely doubt it hold quincy hold hold come on nice okay here's what i need just come on shoot the [ __ ] thing quincy seriously i'm gonna go with a [ __ ] cr [ __ ] what about if we go with the engineer let the engineer monkey try i like the engineer i'll say it i'm a fan of the engineer he's a monkey that always seems to get the job done you know seriously oh right vitality welcome to the stream today's a bit of an odd one if you want to watch uh get smarter saturdays tonight it's in a few hours today we're just playing um gaming for a few hours i'm gonna do balloons and elven ring probably oh i love his positioning of the centuries though i think if i can get 2700 oh i'm not gonna get in time i just realized i'm not gonna get it in time right there's no [ __ ] way i've got three rounds i'm not i'm not i am not gonna get it in time well hold hold hold hold what am i trying to get here okay i want deconstruction and i want century expert i need sentry expert does this do okay there's no way i i i uh oh yikes yes i have one more round i'm not gonna get a thousand in a round dude come on oh this is bad this is bad news dude look at the [ __ ] we don't have it we just don't have it we just don't have it we just don't oh stupid [ __ ] dude i was [ __ ] 100 short i was 100 short i was 100 short god damn it god damn it okay that being said that being said i like this engineer cleansing foam is interesting but i couldn't have gotten that because i was already i was already at sprockets um i think i can get this guy in time if i just all right let me do the same thing i'm gonna change nothing and i'm gonna hope for a different result the definition of greatness give me a target come on the only thing i might do slightly differently is i might not even need the sub i the engineer might be able to hold this [ __ ] alone with the extra cash and then i have more [ __ ] here that's the only thing i might do differently because the engineer was actually getting the job done we'll see step one is always get my [ __ ] monkey money rolling nice hatred coin is not down age corn is the only crypt that's holding its value okay engineer no oh oh yeah wait hold hold on hold on hold on okay engineer get in here get here go go go okay all right the monkeys are teaming up now we need sentry guns we need sentry guns we need century guns we need century guns and we need them quickly 540 540 yes now okay look at this look at this lineup oh my god he's just letting it sing that's good this is good now we upgrade this we get a little income let the outcome be income okay we don't need a pop quincy's sweet we're holding we're absolutely hodling now we need faster engineering quincy dude i love when quincy clutches it up like that there's no better feeling than seeing big quints just [ __ ] lay down the law like that okay greater production now the money's swollen in we need sprockets next hold okay okay okay now we give the sentries longer range no wait first we're gonna get we're gonna get long life bananas and valuable bananas dude wait a minute we are actually so far ahead of the game oh please hold please hold okay now money's flowing in and i just need to get 2700 in time for round 28 i just need that and then i should hold right i should be fine i just need 700 more in time to round 28 let is dead and i should just barely get it yep yep yep yep yep sentry expert yup yes yes yes awesome that's what i'm talking about that's my man right there engineer monkey wow wow wow wow wow and here i thought i hated stem lords but one of them came through for me i'm on board okay now upgrade this twice and we're gonna get banana plantation and this guy should be able to hold me for a minute dude i might even squeeze in another one [ __ ] it plug it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it if we can squeeze in two we can actually get rich enough to win this [ __ ] yes money money money money money money money okay bros engineers actually literally literally and figuratively getting the job done okay long life and valuable bananas oh [ __ ] wait are we good quincy you can hold this by yourself i'm taking it slow because i'm worried i'm actually straight up just worried that it's all gonna [ __ ] fall apart any second now all right it feels like we're holding slow down what am i building next what am i building next is this where i get this sub involved hmm i cannot get century champion for a [ __ ] hot minute that's just not going to happen do i need to get the sub involved think think think think think think i've got my engineer monkey he's getting the job done do i get a second engineer monkey am i crazy do i get a village a monkey village perhaps you could put a monkey village here and stop them different centuries in bad spots stop regrow monkeys let me think here let's slow it down slow it down slow it down let's think i have five rounds till the moab i need what do i want to do about the moab you know what i think i mean i think the sub is good because it's got glocal range i think the sub is good but i don't know if this is going to be enough to i almost need a monkey like down here i need a monkey down here monkey village and we're gonna get grow blocker jungle drums yes yes all right boost everybody's attack speed including quincy's oh i probably could have i could have snuck this up over here that would have been nice no problem [ __ ] come on seriously okay i think i need to upgrade both of these after the moab get to the moab the problem is i'm not sure that i'm strong enough to fight this moab i'm actually quite confident this mob is going to hit me like a [ __ ] truck i need a good moab fighter like [ __ ] this guy i don't even know if things are going to come from different spots now this is this is bad all right like i know the mob comes from here but i don't know if like everything comes from then on or is it just a one-time fun time thing i don't know we're gonna upgrade this this guy is good we're going with that let's see let's [ __ ] incoming hold up quincy seriously seriously [ __ ] dude review the map review the map review the map okay that was close this engineer was good one of the real problems is that i don't i should put the this has a range right i should put that here so that this sub can hit everything if i plantation here my sub will get full global hits this was useless for the time i did it this was useless so upon analysis engineer monkey was goaded and voted and scroted yeah it's just fine for faster attack speed but yeah quincy amazing never change i'll never ever leave you so real problem plantations here that might even been enough the real problem is these balloons are so [ __ ] annoyingly hit are they okay let me think let me think let me think let me think let me think quincy engineer change nada unless i want to put them like here but then no something could go here what i still haven't figured out yet and this is what's gonna be important to me is if more things keep coming from this way or is it just the moabs that's gonna really mess with my chakra all right restart let's try it again big quince do i want to put him here then because this stuff will open up and he's not really hitting yeah this is like extra space so what if i go like this yeah get get a little actually let's go like this dude and get more vertical space just give me a target yeah yeah yeah yeah because once this opens up he'll be able to see and do more come on and i think he can hold all these no matter what anyway what's up mario haters later the 14 months maddie c i'm still worried i'm gonna run into a little bit of a trouble wait why are you guys saying poor mario what did mario nice what happened to mario fun bloons blooms lorefact quincy is six foot two and [ __ ] i had heard that i actually had heard that uh it's weird they make it so known and like they want everyone who plays to know that quincy [ __ ] plows come on seriously seriously wait i need an engineer where do i want to put him though okay i want it [ __ ] it [ __ ] it seriously yeah i know quincy relax oh come on uh quincy you got this come on uh we'll get 650 i think we can hold actually i'm not sure we can hold that was probably stupid of me ah [ __ ] seriously [ __ ] okay we don't matter if we leak a little bit it doesn't matter we leak a little bit oh come on shut that out of order okay it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine okay it's a little bit of leak it's not a problem we leaked a little bit 2865 come on this new position is so much worse for pre 40. okay then we just upgrade this that's it that's all we do all our money goes into this i don't think i could even fit in a another no we're just holding yeah 28 28 28 lead is dead 28 lettuce dead all you have to do is hoddle everyone poddle get a monkey and hodl we the economy will turn around all right we're so fine we're actually so fine the leaking allows us to have even even more money than we thought we would yeah we're so good okay i think even i make another one okay now i just need to get to 5 40. so round 40 is gonna murder me everything i do right now should be to stop round 40 from absolutely [ __ ] me that's the only goal that's the only goal stop round 40 from [ __ ] me so to do that i can even put a sub no we should put a slip here as early as possible because it has global range i just don't know i mean maybe this will work it's the same thing as last time but maybe because i'll be hitting it earlier maybe this is a [ __ ] all right we need this deconstruction for sure that's good versus moab a65 quincy's hodling i love that about him quincy literally handles camo like it's nobody's business seriously as i say that quincy get the job done dude okay all right we have a it's like it's like it's like i'm the [ __ ] president in a in a in a disaster movie and the scientists are screaming at me the asteroid is coming on round 40 what are we gonna do and i'm like i don't know speak english mr scientist okay the asteroid's coming on round 40. i need to handle it to do that maybe i invest in more engineer monkeys the power of engineering is often misunderstood i love boomerang monkeys but the placement is not not a lot of spots for them i do have to have all this money rolling in monkey money i could also okay wait i could also go crazy with it wait what if i just go away shut up what if i just go crazy with it and i get a [ __ ] monkey pirate do i have the money hot shot cannon ship monkey pirate using moab takedown i would be laughing my way to the bank also earning yourself a little extra cash a little quiche on the side yes this could be quite interesting i would need significant cash though i say i say what we all say in these crying times let's [ __ ] do it all right we need money we need money in five rounds this might be the most insane thing ever done in history of balloons only a madman would attempt it but only a madman will reap the rewards oh right tax the banana farmers more oh [ __ ] wait quincy come on i've relied only on quincy for all of my camo so far and that's gonna be a problem oh there's gonna be a problem quincy cannot do it alone wait i might need a [ __ ] monkey village straight up all right we are going to get this in time we actually are going to get this in time right i have three rounds for sure i get it in time speed things up okay yes [ __ ] oh come on quincy quincy you have one job it's camo i need you to just handle it i can't be i can't be relied on to [ __ ] deal with everything you gotta handle the camo 4863 sags the burden okay okay we got monkey pirates this is big this is so big all right monkey pirates will handle the moab i'm getting through the moab what do i do with that knowledge with that knowledge i upgrade my my my monkey banana plantation so i can get more quiche quincy quincy speed it up all right we get through 39 no problem the moab will be here any second now but we don't we don't fear it incoming yes yes okay [Music] okay this is big progress is being made now we get the other banana plantation as early as possible and i think we invest in a subnautical device speed okay money is literally pouring it oh come on [ __ ] i forgot about camo bro i forgot about camo oh god damn it dude god damn it i forgot about camo i literally forgot about kayla i literally forgot about it i had so much money pouring in 42 camo 42 camo 42 ammo is wamo 42 camo is wamo okay okay okay okay 42 camo is whammo 42 jackie robinson this is the one this is the one this is the run we're gonna do the exact same thing i don't think i think i can actually put quincy here no there's no point this i feel like this has i can't tell i think this is more actual surface area of this circle there's no need this is like a lot of empty space i think this is better and hits more of the moab so i'm going to do this same as last time just give me a target in a way the balloons designers had jackie robinson involved true this will work this will work i really i believe i believe in quincy and the squad this time around i think we've built uh a powerful young roster here and we had a few rebuilding years and now we're ready to take the championship now the it's an all-star squad they've learned they've adapted and they've improved quincy's not a leader who doesn't learn from his mistakes he makes small but key adjustments do i need to pop this not yet nice okay put this down ready to pop it ready to pop it when the blue wave comes hold quincy hold i know it's coming i know it's coming quincy ready ready ready fire come on absolute giga chat [ __ ] from quincy we need 4 30 quickly i put that in a bad spot [ __ ] it's fine it's fine i thought i had more urgency okay now we're gonna get 540. seriously i think i need centuries and then i upgrade my yeah that's what i did last time okay centuries and then increase production wait you can probabilities with numbers on your keyboard that's actually actually that's actually helpful like if i just press one it'll do quincy's ability sweet that's actually good that will actually you're banned from backseating but you are banned permanently for life for that for that note but i uh no don't actually battle that's fine okay all right the money the monkey money's rolling in upgrade him one more time faster engineering do a little back and forth i wonder if i can squeak in i'm forgetting my next big threat is lead right my next big threat is lead is there any world i can squeak in another one of these no there's not there's enough it never works so no i can't 28 lead is dead 28 lettuce dead hey bono hobo thank you for the for the uh 14 months um hmm but wait a minute quincy come on hold up let me think here let me think here how much is the [ __ ] how much is this 540 for hot shot this is like this is like 1500 total and i'm trying to get a 2700 upgrade so theoretically i could squeeze in one plantation this is risky i'm already leaking i'm not gonna do this we're gonna stick to our guns it's worked we'll get sprockets we'll get sentry experts and we'll hold bro this guy's in such a worse spot my god it's gonna be terrible when the [ __ ] mob comes damn i really feel like i should try to squeeze in another plantation it feels so crazy to not squeeze it in i don't have time okay my very next thing should be a plantation my very next thing my very next thing should be a plantation okay okay okay okay okay okay now okay now we got money camo is all quincy come on thank you quincy for holding the camo please hold it quincy hold the camo you're a king quincy you're a king now i pause uh i need to stick in a we're going for the [ __ ] pirate ship to hook the balloon the moab okay and then i need to deal with camo so okay okay okay max area here a monkey pirates i think i can actually no it's expensive come on okay we're making a lot of money i'm not gonna die to 42 again no no no no no i'm not gonna die to 42. seriously [ __ ] dude it's the [ __ ] camo okay wait holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] the camo is getting me every single time and i'm not even thinking about it all right monkey pirates monkey pirates do i want long range would be helpful but i think double shots way better so i'm gonna get i'm gonna get double shot after i upgrade these wait i'm doing the same thing last time okay okay one of these upgrade one of these i'm going to add a 42 i'm getting that at 42 i think i'm good with that at 42. i think i'm literally good at that at 42 and i can't change course i need the money i want the money it's fine it's mine incoming it's fine hook to moab hook the moab please god no no no no no no bro let me place it oh god i put quincy in the worst [ __ ] spot wait i'm going to lose okay okay this cost me 21.60 how much money do i have i can i can get this i can get this easy so i just i guess i can get bigger radius for 4 30. so i need 21.60 plus 430 i need 2500 which i'll have right about now i can do it hit the village get the village [ __ ] it i need 21.60 i need 2160 right now oh no i need 2160 right now please please please please we need it right now dude i'm not gonna get a thousand in one turn wait i'm actually not gonna get a thousand in one turn awesome yeah yeah yeah yes yes yes yes yes huddle okay okay okay we're hodling jungle drums is always good nobody can complain about jungle drums um can i put another engineer monkey in here no we get the sub now i gotta have a sub now we get the sub now and the sub and this guy get the job done how much is pirate lord 2216 well unlock it for sure let's get faster shooting and double shot obviously oh i need to get this upgrade i should've got this a million years ago [ __ ] okay come on okay okay i have my economy this is my economy this is all i need the money will flow much like the spice in the land of dune now my real if i get sentry champion i feel loaded but i think rather than try to get sentry champion as awesome as that would be what next this guy's good wow this guy's out here [ __ ] getting the job done on every level uh i think we should get a sub fortified ceramic balloons coming up next what does this mean bro what does this flashing icon mean um does this this increase attack speed of all water-based monkeys what if i just get a bunch of these what if monkey buccaneers are the [ __ ] way to go uh let me check this out the sub sub commander hits everything why is it not shooting oh shoot okay damn i could have put this right here i bet in the in the [ __ ] i could oh god damn it all right all right we're holding i think we're actually getting the job done i think we're getting the job done these two subs are [ __ ] gangster we'll upgrade both of them to max speed it up awesome what is the hook ability it grabs a moab i just need to remember to do it come on i don't know when the hook i don't want the [ __ ] mom's gun but we held it but i could have got money from that i think number one number one camo ceramic runes oh god damn it come on okay okay we should have to hold hold till we get sub commander sub commander or pirate lord this thing's already pretty woed if i can increase the attack speed for all attacks that was clutch okay stressful come on ah [ __ ] seriously we're leaking oh god we're leaking bad wait we're not gonna make it we're not gonna make it [ __ ] [ __ ] all right review the map monkey bunkineer did his job there's no doubting his valiant bravery engineer monkey also did his job but actually i found him to be a little bit crunch i actually found it to be a little bit crunches what's up this might be a [ __ ] all boat situation like oops all boats and just stack the [ __ ] right here which is both where they have to go from here and where they have to pass this too shall pass yes i am quince i am quincy you want some yes yes what next what next i might just make a bunch of monkey buccaneers like right here all right restart we're gonna we're gonna pivot we're gonna pivot just give me a target hello i'm here for the game of thrones lore what is a throne exactly come on it's where a king sits i hope that helps all right 28 lettuce dead 42 camo as wemo 28 lettuce dead 42 camos lamo okay all right you're right you guys are right 40 28 let us dead 28 letters dead we can cheaply i can actually probably squeeze squeak in another plantation earlier so i'm not so cash poor nice so what i'm sitting on is a throne go off king how is it planning for the pipe for herself i don't actually know i don't know how long it takes but feels like i don't know 15 rounds so the earlier you get it i feel very rich after about 10 rounds okay so i don't have to hit this button pretty soon oh come on okay hold hold and then immediately i need one of these come on oh seriously wait can we hold come on oh we're not gonna hold oh we're not gonna hold [ __ ] wait it's not bad it's actually not bad with grape shot we should be good oh come on might be worth it might be worth it might be worth it mayweather actually worth it might be worth it i'd be worth it might be worth it i know it sounds crazy but it might be worth it you leak a little now to get the money for later might be worth it all right 28 is my next real threat come on oh come on this is not good bro this is nice seriously slow the [ __ ] down wait we are not hodling at all okay seriously yes okay we leaked a little bit but it's no problem because we're gonna get money for later we're actually gonna die right here hold hold okay this guy is no engineer for these early balloons maybe i need him to [ __ ] hit last fit last so he's always oh come on okay okay okay pixer hey truck your vids are awesome decide to follow check out the stream when you're live welcome i'm glad you came from a video about the economy to watch an even more devastating thing the loss of quincy's army restart restart sorry sorry hmm what if i put quincy right here where he can't shoot anybody and he just sort of watches the battlefield like a hawk what if i did that okay i have to put it here so we can hit both sides that's just a [ __ ] fact of the life but he's really not a moab fighter actually in fact if i'm gonna get a pirate ship i'm less worried about quincy's dps on moabs so in fact keeping him here might even be better or at least like right in the corner just give me a target all right can you feel like a dartmouth you can fit there oh [ __ ] come on okay okay maybe maybe maybe maybe hmm what if we what if what if what if what if what if what if what if heat tip darts can pop frozen in blood balloons they just can't do camo permanently reveals camo what if i didn't oops all subs what if i didn't oops all subs there's no good spot for a plutonium reactor though so i don't want to do that no no no no no no no no no [Music] what if the monkeys are the bad guys they're not i thought about that i thought maybe the monkeys are the bad guys but then i realized quincy's in there you want some and quincy's the greatest hero the world's ever seen so all right now wait truck why not give the glue monkeys a try if you stick to it you will see results oh wait i need this thank you for that advice uh okay now i need i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i need to hold here i need to hold here ready ready come on okay and let's let's put a sub in wait a minute this is my exact old strategy right okay the blooms won't expect the same strategy again so true okay we leak a little bit here it's not a problem oh yeah it's not a problem to leak a little bit here not a problem to leak a little bit here no a problem we leak here on purpose oh come on not a problem it's truly not a problem we're not worried we leaked here on purpose so we can get the money to upgrade my vision okay come on now seriously oh come on seriously okay okay okay okay okay okay okay obviously that was tactical there was we actually we didn't lose it's a two hp so i'm gonna restart on my own volition i could easily have won this i'm restarting of my own volition not a loss two hp wouldn't have been a fair win exactly yeah okay here's the deal here's the tea you know what i've always loved boomerang monkeys always loved them i always had a soft spot for them what if call me crazy for this what if we get the boomerang monkeys involved call me a psycho for this one what if we get the boomerang monkeys involved time is it damn i only have like an hour until guess what our saturdays i thought i was going to play a bunch of elder ring but i've chosen to replay this level quincy goes here just give me a target we can always start off with quincy no problem diver down thank you for the sub you said two months subbed two years without showering that's not an update i need it already tells me the amount of time you've been sub so thank you for that two months i don't need to know an update of how long you've gone without without showering that's not it's not helpful information thank you for the 23 months skywalker that's oh [ __ ] come on seriously okay whatever whatever that's not that's stupid that's a stupid leak i just yeah that that chatter and their sub cost us six lives but it's no matter cuz we won't leave we won't leak because the future's not bleak we get our money nice it is nice quincy thank you for saying it is nice diamond paws we're holding we get this okay now here's where the insanity comes in picture like the craziest joker laugh you've ever heard right now because it's about to get insane oh [ __ ] come on oh come on slow down slow down i'm going to attack the last i want your full boomerang range no i don't they called me a madman they called me a madman but they weren't laughing when my boomerang monkeys showed up with these boomerang monkeys i'll surely be able to afford a little bit of an economy come on that was dumb i got i panicked i panicked i panicked i panicked sweet okay when's around it's around 28 i'm worried about i'm looking i'm not worried for a while oh god these boomerang monkeys are not they're not doing it they're not they're not goaded and wounded enough oh this is bad yeah seriously okay all right we've invested a lot into wait hold up slow down slow down slow down slow down no slow down i said even slower all right glaze glaze and then long range rings and then red hot rings and this guy will handle he will literally handle it wait or the second guy could do that in fact this guy could get faster ranks i think you get red hot rings that's fine because it can hit camo too no frozen and lead well this guy will get red hot rings and now i'm [ __ ] not worried about [ __ ] oh come on hold wait hold okay hold hold hold now i'm worried about round 28 lead is dead round 28 okay so by round 28 i need to have a solution for lead which i think will just be this seriously this guy handles it he literally handles it he gets the job done and then this guy doesn't need to worry about [ __ ] and in fact i can probably squeeze in another this could be the cheapest way to get through wait a minute hold up imagine this works imagine this works wait wait wait imagine this works i'll be rich i'll be wishing my wildest dreams wait come on let's get let's get glam ricochet before i do anything else i'm getting greedy no [ __ ] it i can be greedy i can be greedy because it doesn't matter because i can't lose ah okay [ __ ] it i'm so greedy i'm so greedy but it's worth it look at this dude look at this dude go wait this is probably the cheapest way to get to round 28. i'm gonna be rich as [ __ ] oh no i need you to keep popping pop pop pop pog goes the weasel dude pop it's all on you boomerang monkey i need this i need this i need this okay okay we're actually wealthy healthy wealthy and wise this guy should deal with it oh come on yes awesome okay clear ricochet okay boomerang monkeys are actually getting done my next my next problem is moab this guy can get kylie boomerang into moab press does he even hit it though look at his location oh wait a minute does he even hit it effectively he's so poorly placed for the moabs he's so poorly placed for the moabs oh that's not good at all wait he's my he's my anti-moab gun he's placed so badly can i move him what if i write him off and i get a different solution now that i've gotten through with a great economy i need to stop i didn't think i didn't think anything ah i need to think okay anything i need i need like uh i'm gonna need a monkey village pretty soon i have no doubt about that all right here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna place my village dude there's not even a good [ __ ] spot to place this is a terrible spot for a monkey village because the roadblocker won't even work when they're coming by and getting hit oh this is just going so poorly for me this is a long term fail you can hold this right quincy you can hold this quincy right come on okay what's my next threat moab maybe this guy with this one little range can stop the moab on first round but ugh i think i just [ __ ] sell it dude i think we get kylie boomerang these don't move these will move and it'll change everything yep yep yep yep cot dude what if i put the village right here does that even work could it reach them come on imagine with increased ranges that hit him i don't think so oh right uh okay i'm gonna get the mod press any second now wait we're not holding we are holding barely all right we got a mod press so we're definitely fine we're definitely fine we're actually fine we're fine we're literally fine i just need to get camo scanner for the next camo round we're definitely fine we're definitely fine we're definitely definitely definitely definitely definitely fine i'm actually zero percent worried because we've really built something special here okay this guy dunks these quincy come on quincy hold wait [ __ ] dude [ __ ] [ __ ] okay hold hold okay they have camo oh my god oh my god we're barely doing it okay it's the boomerang monkey [ __ ] party okay oh [ __ ] me [ __ ] come on what next hold god damn you hold hold we need this to get out of the way we have more range no three we're at one we can do this we can okay chip in a chair baby chip in a chair chip in a chair chip in a chair chipping a chair chipping a chair chip and a chair we just won't leak easy we just won't leak we just won't leak we just won't we just won't leave come on just don't leak just literally don't do it forehead just don't leak okay incoming we should be fine here we should be fine here we i've literally got a [ __ ] oh come on holy [ __ ] you're not fine but that moab is you attracted to the moab oh man i really was hoping that [ __ ] uh the [ __ ] outback guy crocodile dundee here would [ __ ] kill moabs uh okay okay so that was an interesting strategy some would call it genius yes i myself would say revolutionary but we're not gonna pursue it any longer because it was too far ahead of its time instead we're gonna try something different gonna try something unheard of is there a good spot for this if i put this here he actually hits everything i th it looks like his whole it looks like he's blocked by everything but he's actually not he actually hits the whole [ __ ] map except for the very very end so he's actually the most efficient monkey and once this moves i don't think there's anything that blocks him i actually think the sniper in this spot right here is the most range per monkey per price and he can handle lead balloons cheaply of all all right start off with quincy or as per usual jewel just give me a target i put him in the wrong spot it's fine it's fine come on if we fast forward around 10 and we get our plantation then i'm gonna put a sniper down i think a well-placed elite defender maybe the monkey i need for the cold winter to come this is what i love about age rock where most people do the same thing for the tenth time in a row a truck uses round nine to learn yeah yeah most people would just try the same strategy over and over and over not me nope i only do it nine times and then i evaluate adapt and improve here it is nice i don't think i'm using this sub anymore so let's no longer i'll just put this here there's no longer matters and i need to get a sniper asap i need a sniper 380 okay that's fine although putting it here is actually farther from where i want to be so kind of annoying the mouse movement is gonna be come on okay slow down slow down slow down sniper here target strong and i want to give him fast firing asap okay come on there now with this guy on my side popping balloons like it's going out of style i should be able to get one more of these get a little extra cash if i judiciously use my quincy abilities wait a minute hold come on i probably need to do even faster firing let's be safe here let's be safe and smart okay no leaks no leaks now i can get this with no worry oh there's a worry seriously ah there's a [ __ ] worry god damn it god damn it we leaked again okay come on seriously hold slow down slow down bro oh come on okay full metal jacket is what i need does that even help for this situation i'm gonna say yes let's say yes we need 650 for this oh man oh come on okay fine the leaks are fine because we needed we needed to get the financial system up and running now there's no way i'm getting a [ __ ] 3780 that's not happening seriously look at a second sniper rifle and this one will get supply drops and that'll give me money come on oh come on but we are leaking out the [ __ ] ass god damn it sniper monkeys are not getting it done speed they shouldn't have time to shoot it's sort of getting it done if i get some automatic i think i could get it done but it's just so expensive early leaks not so problem though if we can get our system set up camo camo quincy handles do i go for a second plantation yes yes i do and getting it so early will be exactly what i need what am i trying to survive lead oh god come on okay fire faster please okay we're kind of doing it we're kind of doing it we're kind of doing it 28 lettuce dead and i'm not worried about lead because this guy will pop him i might want to get large caliber though i might want to get large caliber actually give me this oh [ __ ] we're just not doing enough damage these balloons oh no this is a death oh god damn it dude okay what time is it i have like [ __ ] 40 minutes i have 40 minutes before i have to stop doing this to do get smarter saturdays all right restart think my best result so far was engineer monkey maybe there's a lesson in that maybe engineer monkey is the funky monkey we needed what about quincy here just give me a target come on i do love this music i do love this music all right these birds overhead should help peck the balloons that would pop a few of them so true triscuit and yet the birds the monkeys haven't formed a formal alliance perhaps that should be my mission rather than setting up these armies i should ask the boatsmen and the birds to join monkeys nice stupid ass [Music] okay we get this now i'm gonna get the engineer monkey god is the engineer monkey really gonna be would i hang my hat on he does his job faithfully and well but can he handle the moabs to come these are questions that many have wrestled with for generations what's up joe come on where do i want to put them i want them to be like i wanted to put him like not here if i put him here he's good for everything but the [ __ ] moab [ __ ] it ah we'll have to just deal with the moab i'll have to just deal with it we'll just have to deal with it well when i say deal with it i mean we're gonna have to figure out a way to deal with it i don't know if i can know okay that should hold that should hold okay let me no maybe can we hold i think we're holding oh yeah okay we're squeezing extra profits gold wait i need faster engineering yesteryear get ready on quincy get ready on quincy hold on quick quick come on [ __ ] one leaf seriously not bad though what does that do by the way i need a hotkey for fast and slow if i could play this game entirely with my keyboard after a certain point that'd be awesome okay now i need to get 650 okay now i get sprockets i just need a much cheaper way to deal with lead than having to upgrade this guy because then i can get real [ __ ] money come on all right sprockets locked then we're gonna get long life bananas and bonus thingy bananas okay long left bananas and valuable bananas oh my god we might actually hold this 65. nice nice okay now what i would normally do is try to get sentry expert but what i'm thinking is i could save money live better walmart by doing something different what if i immediately without delay get another plantation round 25 another plantation okay now round 28 is lead it should kill me but rather than letting it do that i sneak in a simple yet effective sniper monkey okay set it to strong get full metal jacket do i even get large caliber do i need that okay i have one round left wait i shouldn't have bought that oh that was so greedy oh that was pennies in front of a steamroller dude what am i doing oh that was so [ __ ] greedy oh that was the greediest thing i've ever done in my whole [ __ ] life god damn that was greedy okay okay okay wait actually worked actually worked so cheaply yes yes that's the new strat that gets me around 29 for cheap as [ __ ] okay okay okay for cheap as [ __ ] we survive around 29 and get lots of plantations okay that's the new strat for sure now we can upgrade the engineer money but my next my next thing is the moab my next thing is the moab at round 40. what is my plan to deal with the moab at round 40 how do i propose to cheaply and effectively deal with the ma i can go pirate ship again which has proven to be decently effective but it doesn't handle multiple moabs no it doesn't no it doesn't perhaps i mean this guy could be a moab killer does he have moab stuff yeah well he's not mame moab i haven't upgraded this guy i mean this guy could not maybe i don't need to think of him as like a fast shooter but more like he takes out the heavy targets so the engineer can get the small targets pop-pops perhaps that is how i shall think of it either way most importantly i think since i have a little bit of breathing room i need to upgrade my banana farm if i can get this upgraded and survive there is no doubt in my mind that i will [ __ ] thrive because i will have the cash the quiche the squish if you will someone in chat said i play it like starcraft it does remind me of starcraft where it's like all i'm trying to do like in starcraft your whole goal is to when you're playing macro is to like expand as much as possible with as little military as possible as early as possible so that you can win on economy that's how i would always play starcraft i would always try to get what's the littlest amount of defense i can to hold oh wait how do i stop this ah no wait camo [ __ ] what next all right quincy's actually got this thank god come on no the real camo is 42 right 42 is where you'll die quincy being the only camel guy that is [ __ ] scaring the [ __ ] out of me oh come on a little bit 42 is not to worry about it i don't know how i want to do this all right [ __ ] it we went for the plantation so now we have to make our money back can this century really be the solution damn i'm i'm nervous now slow down no no slow it down do i hit a slow button okay i think the mob's gonna rip me apart dude unless i can really [ __ ] ramp up all right we got large caliber i mean i am making schmoney don't don't even get me wrong this guy's actually popping like a madman deadly precision into maine moab is so expensive i'm not gonna get that in time are you becoming a professional balloon streamer yes yes i am of course i'm not going to sell the farm no i have to live without selling the farm i need a way to kill this moab in five rounds maybe i can get it i mean that's not no i won't have that much money i won't i won't i won't i won't nice come on okay camo's a problem oh that's a real problem no it's not seriously damn damn damn damn damn the devil to hell damn the devil do you think devil lives in hell for fear of the what balloons he's created okay okay do i just go sentry expert [ __ ] dude um so i'm actually just not having enough popping power for regular i think if i had a sentry expert he would have held but then i'm worried about the [ __ ] moabs that one was a great start it was a really great start but then i might have gotten greedy by upgrading the banana plantation in fact i know i did if i had gotten century expert and then banana plantation i think i would have held through round 40 where i would have needed some way to stop them off i'm not sure that this yes is gonna get the job done in the moab ah okay okay okay okay i will say think think think think think think think think think i really liked this these three trio oh i never upgraded this guy's uh i never upgraded his other [ __ ] for longer range that would have helped a lot hmm okay okay i am quincy son of quincy i know you are i know you are king i know you are restart all right just give me a target can you watch and analyze the replay there's a replay in this game they got some depth okay oh space it's a shortcut oh my god wait that's huge thank you wait a minute i can play with my keyboard now i can play it like i'm [ __ ] playing starcraft let's go nice oh yeah speed it up slow down speed it up slow it down speed it up okay okay am i going engineer sniper again to get through the early rounds i think i still can i'm just i'm um i don't know how we deal with the god damned moab i don't know how we deal with the goddamn moab unless problem is pirate ships can't get it done maybe i could just upgrade this guy if i could just not be so greedy with the cash i think the real problem is that i'm being greedy with the cash to try and make the stash come on you think a glue gun or gambit's in order i only tried the glue gunner a long time ago but i didn't find it to be that fortuitous for me okay i think maybe we lean into the sentry gun in a way that i didn't before in a way that he deserves uh actually engineering and then we get a creeper oh it's gonna leak no it's not gonna leak not today oh yeah i just needed no early leaks come on come on can we squeeze this in yes i think so i think we can i think we can i think we can squeeze this in maybe even squeeze this in or do we maybe get sprockets first plug it okay that's money that's extra money and what am i dealing with what's that 28 28 lead that's fine we're so not worried about lead nice nicely fun dude i need sprockets now i need another plantation i think that's the most important next investment nice okay 86.50 here 28 let us dead 28 let us dead okay this is the best money start we've gotten in a [ __ ] minute 28 lead is dead let's start setting up for that right when we need it though not a moment too soon i think we do it now all right strong got a couple rounds till it kicks in get this probably get valuable bananas and then okay let me get valuable bananas here quincy come on time to shine 28 lead is dead i need a full metal jacket i need now i need now i need a people male jacket yes and then fast firing oh we're not gonna hold i don't think we're gonna hold wait we can oh yes what a perfectly played first 27 rounds oh my god okay this this went so well okay this is a flawless sweet a flawless first 30. so efficient and we got a lot of money now i need to figure out something smart to do with it i need 865 and i think it's not to get banana plantation even though i want it so bad even though i want it more than anything in this life to get banana plantation i think the smart thing to do is get sentry expert but is that really gonna stop the moab really boom we'll have a lot more money this time though all right i'm gonna i'm gonna try playing it safe i'm gonna try playing it safe and getting century expert i'm gonna see how this strategy works if you have a perfect first 30 rounds we get sentry expert there should be no way i don't um just crush quincy holds this come on zero leaks quincy holds the first camo round no leaks i'll have to figure out something for the later camo rounds definitely but ah all right he has one leak seriously he has one leak but that's fine quincy we don't hold it against you so now it's the moab and what do i do about the moab yeah i think first of all we upgrade this and then i upgrade large caliber popping power god i want to beat this what's up barge caliber stacking strong faster firing i mean this is a pretty strong team here i i feel like i don't think we upgrade this we get past the mob as much as i want it early i think it will ruin my day if i try to get it yes like we are holding we're hottling even oh god quincy you got this come on wasted it but better to be safe than slurry floor think of the 22 months sub okay i'm gonna get this 20 damage per shot plus bonus damage yeah i think we just get this bro i think these two guys can do it am i smoking reefer crack to think that this monkey and this monkey and quincy can be the [ __ ] spartans with the persians at the gates i think they can do it for some reason i believe in these crazy [ __ ] i think they can do it as as [ __ ] wild as it is wilder things have happened in the history of battle i think oh come on [ __ ] quincy is a goddamn legend quincy and his ability to handle camo has been [ __ ] invaluable for the squad quincy your sharp eyes are only matched by your sharp shots okay so at 40 i'm gonna deal with the moab ideally with this squad but at 42 camo is going to come and lose me the game so i also need a solution for camo that i don't currently have okay i do also need a solution for camo sub i'll use the sub the sub is an excellent warrior against camo because it has advanced intel okay i'm coming can we hold this can we hold this can we hold this can we hold this oh come on sort of i'll say sort of i'll say sort of because we sort of held it that's not bad that's not that's actually not bad camo camo's coming camo's coming camo is coming we needed this we need airburst starts right now camo's coming and then we get banana plantation and then we should have the money i'm gonna get may moab on the sniper for the later game moabs he's on strong i think i just need banana plantation and i should have the money i should actually have the [ __ ] schmunsh schmon what's going on here come on quincy bro that sub is not doing it oh it's not that's not gonna be enough for later game camo [ __ ] that's just not gonna do it camo's gonna be the end of me i need another [ __ ] i need another weight yeah what's the cheapest camo detector that's all i need i need a cam detector right here i look out there get another sub i can get another sub with um it's just a bad spot does ninja see camo wait i don't want to use ninja as a upgraded monkey but i do not mind using him as a camo detector if he can see it oh he can't he can't see it okay so a [ __ ] ninja simply placed yeah okay yes now that is a [ __ ] money machine then we get main moab because there's more mobs coming wait a minute no i'm not going to upgrade the ninja at all because the ninja is [ __ ] according to what everyone constantly spams and shout out even though i asked for no backseat this is op you're just so good so i'm not gonna use a ninja as a monkey popper but as a detecting arm for the monkey sub it's genius what next holy [ __ ] this is a crazy squad i mean this is an unlikely it's like the [ __ ] um a little rascal or something it's a unlikely squad of heroes we're like the mighty ducks but we're getting it done crazily enough this team of of rivals this team of experts in their chosen fields who all didn't think they liked each other but have come together might actually be able to put these [ __ ] enemy balloons in the dirt yes dude i just don't wanna i need to get a [ __ ] tier five but i don't it's too expensive yes like if i can get century champion i might be i'm gonna be [ __ ] loaded here but what if i just um honestly i think the smartest player is to grab this i actually think the smartest player for raw dps all right can he not shoot oh yeah yeah yeah yes yes [Music] then we upgrade this we've got money [ __ ] flowing in what could stop me i'm all the way up you want some nothing against me i'm all the way up and i'll get a sub commander which will make all my other subs and the radius i'm so stupid i'm so stupid i'm so stupid dude oh my god i put this up here i could have put it here it would be the radius i thought it was all other subs in general what does it sell for for i feel like it's such a huge loss nothing is popping up everything's popping i'm all the way up that sucks that is such an l i can't remove this either dude this isn't such a bad spot actually i almost need to sell and replace and take the [ __ ] out i guess we can see if we can hold nothing well crazily enough we are holding call me crazy call me absolute goof troop i think we get the sub commander we actually hold this [ __ ] they're coming in fast and furious 27 000 is so far away it's so far away but it may be the only play i don't want to spend my money i don't want it i don't want it yes what could stop me i think i'm gonna get quincy come on quincy hold this quincy camo's your job incoming camo lead balloons when does camo led arrive camo lead i don't think i have a solution for what am i saving for i'm sending for a sub commander 59 i can't handle camo lead wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i can't handle camel left unless the sub commander can pop up oh i think i'm just gonna wash my own demise we have to go for the sub commander i'll get it right now and then hopefully it can pop up that all you got he's strong he's fierce come on just give me my [ __ ] money okay camo led all right they're fine bro they're not even strong they're getting popped like a oh i lied i lied i lied i lied i lied oh god damn it let's go let's go oh my god we powered through dude that was all on quincy that was i was like when [ __ ] jon snow held the wall dude yes quincy quincy held that by the [ __ ] skin of his bow his father would be so proud oh yeah and now we got sub commander out here doing [ __ ] twerk let's just upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade upgrade up these up these uppies okay so now all i need is some better way to deal with camo that's it camo lead that's the only thing i'm worried about now camo leg camo leg camo leg what's this guys can i get over i just need i need one of these guys with a with a night vision goggle yeah maybe i should get two main moab snipers with a night vision goggle chrome ball would be nice but i mean i can afford it 36 thou that seems out of the realm of possibility but two [ __ ] mob snipers would be so gangster oh [ __ ] okay oh slimmer sniper oh come on [ __ ] [ __ ] what was that oh was that just lead was that just pure lead what was that was that camo lead group ceramics there were ceramics so this guy couldn't handle it oh he couldn't handle it because he doesn't shoot fast enough and these guys don't pierce ceramics maybe this guy could have held if i had a [ __ ] [ __ ] yes quincy did a [ __ ] hero's job that game what next what time is it i think i have to dip wait you know what i can still do this i can still do this i think i think i can go to get more saturday's at 7 30. 7 30 was the time i said so i can do this i am not gonna not beat this but if i can't beat it by 7 30 then i'm but at 6 30 what i'll do because actually hulu does not mind if i play games as well what i will do is i will at 6 30 in fact let's just wait a second uh i will do a hulu read intro you into the hulu segment shout outs to hula thank you for being so supportive and then we'll try this till i beat it and then we'll do some more saturdays in fact we might be able to jump into it um that's the end of the stream okay wow it's funny that my sponsor sub alerts are better than my own [Laughter] like you're actually gonna get you gotta get your sub thanked and mentioned because it'll show up with a sound effect that's [ __ ] wild uh here one second one second let me let me just confirm let me confirm music is amazing do um foreign okay uh they want two minutes to confirm so in that time uh i am going to analyze this scene okay we got far we got all the way to round 63 with a ragtag group of scrappy athletes really as we're only going to call them speaking athletes speaking about everything of athletes you could watch live sports on hulu by the way i don't i'm not even do the sponsory i just want you to know hypothetically if you wanted to watch live sports with great athletes much like my great monkeys here you could actually uh you could watch live sports on hulu oh i also need to change my title that's one thing i gotta do mm-hmm okay move this here let me see what they say there's some questions about hulu that i'd like to answer but i want to make sure that i'm got permission to go f no f we're back we're fine by the way that leak was my message to the sponsor person just asking if i can start but so there's nothing special in there uh but anyone that clips it i do go back and ban permanently so i just want you know if you clipped it you're probably [ __ ] just because i don't like anyone that does that so just letting you know that i check the clips and we do band there was nothing in it but just for [ __ ] being a nosy little [ __ ] we do band watch game of quincy with hulu plus uh okay here's the thing just tell me what round 63 was again it was ceramics it was tightly packed ceramics okay all right we're going to be doing all right so before i go let's begin by saying thank you to hulu for sponsoring tonight's stream specifically get smarter saturdays and slight bonus balloons saturdays featuring an all-star athletic lineup led by quincy uh thank you hulu again for sponsoring the stream i want to talk a little bit about some of the benefits of hulu right now specifically live tv hulu plus live tv as you can see here you can get like 75 different channels with hulu right now and the most pressing or important issue that i've seen a lot of questions about in chat is can i watch the nba playoffs the answer is yes the answer is that's how i'm doing it i'm actually going oh man i'm sorry i didn't title me to the title i would like you to know that stanz and i will be watching sun's mavericks tomorrow oh no i just realized that my title halt only true gamers may pass answer this what is the name of mario's brother if you answered luigi you're a true gamer enter is too long to include my sponsor obligations okay i will not stop and i'll be this with my magnet then get smarter saturdays okay new title done so yeah so again uh shout outs to luke you guys are really dunking a lot is the whistle every sub is that what's happening anyway you can actually point hulu hoops and uh uh xbox hulu and chat to get more information there's also a banner uh below the stream where you can use my specific link to go sign up um 75 channels live tv most importantly it's got a ton of live sports including the nba playoffs which i've been using to watch uh it also includes disney plus and espn plus so it's actually a pretty compelling robust package if you guys don't know hulu and disney plus are aligned they are all part of the same package uh it will not be madison seven it'll be suns and seven and i'll be watching on hulu to prove that tomorrow uh is that the background or is that the subs i can't actually tell uh and uh one more thing i want to mention let me just make sure those are the that's one of the key things that's important to me but they also want me to mention um i mean obviously it includes oh unlimited dvr that's a limited dvr super easy setup you can watch it at home or on your phone but i think most importantly the things that i think are important are nba playoffs and all live sports uh 75 life channels including espn abc tnt fx bravo mtv and more and then also you get all of hulu's library which has plenty of shows i use hulu most uh frequently to watch always sunny always sunny is one of my favorite shows of all time and it's on hulu you watch it on there um and also disney plus and espn plus included so shout outs to hulu thank you again for supporting the stream i'm gonna keep the alerts up as we attempt uh there they are there's the sub alert we hear the whistle any second now i'm sure this is a good spot for it it doesn't have a balloon show but it has monkey documentary so you can sort of get the backstory of quincy's uh ancestors before you uh sort of see him win here today what i need to figure out is much like the great athletes you can watch on hulu live sports my team of great athletes is sort of hitting a roadblock on round 63 where a bunch of packed ceramics come in and i'm trying to figure out now i made a big mistake putting this sub there i won't i won't argue it you'd think that armor-piercing darts shot out of three different subs would stop ceramics this is their mj fever game yes yes yes yes yes it is what i need to understand is what a ceramic balloon is if only there was a hulu monkey that would be powerful enough uh uh okay what what is a streaming it's just it's just a it's just a like what is it it's just a very strong chunky balloon what is its what is its essence this takes a lot of hits to pop all right i think if i do exactly the same thing i will get to round 60 with ease and i just need a different plan for these [ __ ] ceramics i need a real a real powerhouse this guy was not close is it maybe a no sub captain situation and i get the engineer monkey to max all right the point is that maine moab was goaded this first beginning was great i'm sorry we can run this we can run this i can run this okay restart restart place quincy in the ideal location right here just give me a target give him a target i also think if i had set up that other sniper earlier it might have helped but it felt like come on i feel like i got completely overwhelmed quickly round 62 was a breeze and 63 was insane so we really have to try our asses off this time i'm not kidding this is a this is an all-in hulu moment i need i want this i want this badly almost as much as i want to watch live sports on a streaming service which one basketball stan's not gonna hang out tomorrow watch sons on hulu and i am uh i'm praying if you guys don't know so like way way way back in the regular season i made a bet with 20 to one odds no like 25 to one that the sons would win the nba championship this year and they've only done incredibly well since then and now they're deep in the playoffs and if they do somehow manage to do it i'm going to make like a few thousand dollars for like a 100 bet something small so i would really love the suns to win tomorrow all right place this you should do it with your dad wouldn't do a bet with my dad my dad would never bet that big my dad is a uh small better he doesn't like the stress he loves betting but only for like two dollars two hours five dollars come on all right so my plan is to get the engineer going quickly i think it's a bad spot what did i place it last time i placed it last time so goated because it was putting all the things here it's fine it's fine okay sentry gun we got it make sure uh get that all right no leaks did this okay wait i don't remember what i did last time it was so flawless i played perfectly last time you do that again just everything around 30 was perfect i think i just did this and then i got another plantation that's what it was i got another plantation hold come on that was bad i misjudged it i think we're fine though i think we're fine big am all i don't believe please win this do you think i'm not trying to win i'm gonna do what i can alright with the monkeys that i've chosen oh oh god oh god dude let me place it seriously okay that's fine a small leak small leak but a [ __ ] annoying one awesome i gotta get sprockets get sprockets and then we upgrade from here this is not a perfect round because last time i had no leaks until 30 or past 30 even this time i goofed a little bit but what are you gonna do so now wait uh i'm dealing with round 28 is lead so i need i need my sniper strong okay okay okay okay i mean we had a great economy last time that was the only thing that's why i know that i can do it we can just get there with the same economy i just need to buy different it's not like i didn't have enough money i didn't have the right monkeys come on okay 865 any second now 865 yeah yeah thank you okay again excellent start excellent start now we get sentry expert right for sure okay uh one second hold up one second [Laughter] that's not it that's not it okay just making sure uh let's see and then one more thing i need to go in here can you try the magic monkeys uh i maybe i'm trying to avoid using these monkeys the purple ones i like i like using the salt of the earth monkeys the monkeys that are just they don't have magic powers okay they just work hard they're just like you and me out there getting the blue collar monkeys they just want to defend their family they weren't working like quincy just uses a bow you know what i'm saying son of quincy once he's not packing the mainframe i'm just using a bow okay okay with this on the line i should be able to quincy can hold this come on oh come on quincy quincy my man okay thank you uh for the 10 month straight no chaser okay now i'm gonna get the upgrades to this damn i still don't have a plan for how i'm gonna deal with the ceramic one there the ceramic balloons yes what if it was like reverse balloons where you played as a race of sentient balloons who like try to kill monkeys that would be crazy it'd be way more graphic it would be way darker and bloodier you know what i'm saying like they're like they're like using plastic or latex to strangle them why are they sensing if the balloons aren't sentient they can't they can't figure out how to plan to fight the monkeys it doesn't make sense come on i'm not sure that i actually know for a fact i shouldn't have we need to hold we just need to hold what's my next threat 40 we can survive 40 as long as we get can we survive 40 with just one of these can we i'm not sure that this ragtag squad can do it we already leaked last time i remember i think i upgrade this instead yeah yeah i think i don't upgrade this this is the big mistake upgrading this would be a big mistake yeah yep yep yep no we get deadly precision he's got bonus on ceramics dude oh oh god oh come on wait what is it why is it so different wait it's not working like last time at all when i'm actually not doing something the same i should have watched my replay that's fine it's fine it's fine it's opium it's fine copium it's fine this is on strong right okay okay we can still do this we can still do this oh yeah i should grab okay this i need to get this asap so i have actual money i'm gonna be so low on money we can win this incoming hold hold hold good shot please please please oh come on oh what was so different wait what was so different than the last time when i didn't even have a problem with that it's the same monkeys oh don't pay out don't pay out you know why i'll tell you why hold up don't pay out yet i have to ask a question do not pay out i have to ask a question to my sponsor hold i'm gonna call john hulu himself this goes all the way to the top i'm calling john hulu wait did someone pay out who paid out you just messed with john hulu which mod just paid out oh boy i can't believe someone went against the wishes of john hulu we're gonna have to have it talking uh one second i am asking a question here well let me tell you i just got off the horn with john hulu and he was going to do a hulu plus live tv believers bonus where he will single-handedly stop the payout and give the believers another chance it was a powerful message from hulu plus live tv okay that they stand with the believers who believe perhaps in their favorite sports teams which they can watch live with a hulu subscription hulu plus live tv including the nba playoffs live now but because a rogue moderator has cost the believer's bonus we'll have to figure out a different way for john hulu to help out uh we're gonna try this one more time now obviously there's no believer's bonus this time because that would skew the odds so as i remind you there is no believer's bonus do not gamble expecting a believer's bonus when there isn't one because john hulu oh [ __ ] come on dude i can't i don't even know what i did different i don't know what i did different i almost need a vaude review yeah i almost do want a vaude review because the first time i did that strategy i got to 63 with no real issues and then upon review oh god wait okay hold nice i think yeah it always always comes down to me being greedy with the farms i'm always trying to get the farms early as possible and upgrade as early as possible and it is i need the engineer the engineer's just so efficient he's so cost efficient although is it crazy to think that a sub could do what the engineer does i guess not no the engineer is actually most cost efficient ready fire come on nice he's a 10x engineer he is he's a 10x engineer there's no getting around it i'm tired of pretending he's not get him in here is hdrack not like banks i don't trust banks you know what i'm saying keep my money under the mattress i keep my money in banana trees i started playing this game because of you safe to say he's ruined my life i wouldn't say i've ruined your life i've opened your eyes oh my god the whistles oh i have to fix that wait wait let me but you know what's scary the amount of value you're getting for a whole subscription it's insane it's a scary amount of value because you're also getting disney plus and espn plus including plus 75 live channels i'm shocked oh monka w so much value that was hulu popping okay wait come on quincy you have to hold these i think next round gets me wait uh just longer range i don't care longer range we have to hold just hold whatever it [ __ ] takes oh i never got sentry gun oh i never got sentry gun what the hell oh i didn't get sentry gun that's the literal most important upgrade oh i screw the pooch on this one seriously bro seriously okay john hulu is activating his believer's bonus holy [ __ ] believer's bonus for john hulu do not pay out i'm talking to the mods directly this is a john hulu believer's bonus moment rare but it happens if you pay out we will have a problem this is a sponsored john hulu rare believers bonus moment okay i would everyone like to thank john hulu for his believer's bonus this was big this is rare he doesn't do this very often he doesn't do it for every streamer john hulu has personally watched this stream and has decided to give out one of his extremely rare believers bonuses to get another round in thanks john this means so much and if you want to pay him back perhaps click the link in the panel below and just check out what's on offer from hulu which is an insane amount of value come on around live tv and sports plus many many great shows including two that i watched regularly number one being always sunny number two being brooklyn nine-nine i never talk about it it's not a high art show but brooklyn night is a very fun show to throw on and i rather enjoy it and i won't apologize for it it's a it's a fun show this always puts you in a good mood it's a great comfort show one of the best i think it's actually got some really witty some of the jokes they're actually incredibly witty so i think it's uh i think it's highly recommended and it's watchable on hulu so shout outs to hulu nice um and they're believers bonus which is giving me another shot another shot on goal here and i really want to get this right for all the believers who have gotten a second chance by the way this is the only i'm not there is no other believer's bonus john hulu uses them sparingly so if i lose here we will pay out the dollars i'm actually not kidding i'm actually i'm going to tell the mods you can pay out the doubters if i lose here right now i'm telling you that that's a fact okay now we need to press one at the right time come on you know if you guys all spammed one at the time that i should press one it would help me out not really backseating you just happen pressing a number and then i would press it for quincy so the problem is i'll just press it all the time yeah it doesn't make sense it's on cooldown right now you understand it's on cooldown it's on cooldown so that wouldn't make sense to press it now okay all right engineer monkey here i need a century i need a sentry i need this entry got it that's big i think i've misplaced this here's the thing i think i think i'm placing it to be kind of good for this and kind of good for this but what i really should do is make this excellent for this and let the snipers handle the moabs that's what i should do but it's too late i can't restart do i need to upgrade this before i do i need to upgrade this yes like we need to be safe yep we're good yeah we got centuries now we get this i don't i miss any bananas i'm gonna lose my mind i need every dollar i need every dollar come on maybe i upgrade again crazy enough maybe i get sprockets before i do anything else just to prevent any leaks no we're fine we can do this okay okay i need sprockets i need sprockets okay all right now i get banana farm increase production 28 is my next worry okay okay we got this now we get a second right i got a second plantation is that what i do here yeah i do i get a second plantation because the century monkey is so [ __ ] strong i get a second plantation that will pay for itself in no time okay now i think we're early get this and i'm gonna get 650. quincy you can hold this right quincy you can hold this quincy okay now we have money [ __ ] rolling in we get the sniper monkey we'll also upgrade probably these surface area well most important is sniper monkey before i do anything else okay sniper monkey and he needs to be set to strong full metal jacket and fast firing okay and we're set we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good now we upgrade both of these quincy placement is quincy he's not asked what next because this opens up so he can hit both things this little this will be gone come on press one i think we're fine am i crazy or are we just fine nice i think we're fine this is a much better round 30 okay we did it right we did it right we've got our economy humming now i think we get sentry expert sensory expert and longer service area right let me make sure yeah okay century experts the next thing we get holy [ __ ] we can we might all do this everyone just calm down we're gonna get a sub we're getting a sub we're getting a sub the sub was great i just didn't place it right sentry expert is next speed up speed up speed up speed up we're holding we're hodling okay okay you gotta hold this quincy quincy you gotta hold this come on quincy oh come on minor league minor league not a big problem good job quince okay now what's coming up next the moab we upgrade this thing this is what's next large caliber thank you for the eight months shock viper curve have you tried the mocha monkey no i don't i have not tried to mocha mcq wait there's a bit of luck involved how about which sentries you get interesting okay and then i think i need faster firing and deadly precision get faster firing easy just for just cause and i think if i get deadly precision i handle the moab right so there's not really a worry you want some i don't need mob [ __ ] for the first moab no no no no no i don't need that i need it later for when there's multiple moabs but for the first one i can handle quincy you have to handle these camos i don't know what to tell you brother you have to do it it's all on you it's literally all on you it's on your shoulders there's nothing else i can say except that it's on you king do i dare try to upgrade or am i gonna die to them i always forget if i get this am i gonna die to the moab in three rounds or am i gonna get just enough [ __ ] i always forget all right we'll get daily positions to be safe dude this guy's a gangster look at this sniper just pop pop pop getting the job done i told you guys strong attack strong attack's wrong get the leads all right now we have to get the uh quincy quentin come on you're a king quincy you're a goddamn king never let anyone tell you different you are a king you are a monkey amongst monkeys i'm stressed i'm stressed i want to get this so bad 3240. we got it if we handle this moab well which i think we will i don't need mei moab just yet i think so what's my next big threat 42 is um camo 42 is camo how do i deal with camo i get a sub let's get us let's get this up early incoming come on seriously [ __ ] why did i wait what did i do different than the last time did i choose my ability too late i think i literally made your ability too late yes i might just press one too late because this guy's upgraded no sentry's upgraded oh i didn't upgrade his [ __ ] service area so yeah they didn't have the range oh this is a basic upgrade god damn it god damn it should i call john hulu should i call john hulu i feel like we don't need to call for this i think we pay out i think we pay out and if we need it in the future because i feel like i might not get on the next one i think john hulu saved us enough tell you what tell you what tell you what john yeah it's me again no i know i know i know you already gave the the very very generous believer bonus to every fan of hulu in your chat because you have amazing live sport i know yeah live sports plus 75 channels i do know that but i feel like you've already done your job i know the reason i'm calling is because the believers were so faithful this time and it really it really was bad luck it wasn't even like their fault that no i know no i know yeah and i understand 75 channels it's amazing plus great shows like book of nine-nine yeah here's what i'm thinking okay that's that's that's wise and kind of you john thank you john john hulu has decreed that he will not punish the believers or the doubters and he's gonna have the bet pulled back he's gonna have the bet undone cancel the bet everyone's money goes back in their pocket so perhaps they could spend it on amazing things like hulu wow what a great thing he could have just given that money straight to the believers even though he didn't earn it but he chose instead a wiser safer path what a what a wise leader uh i don't actually don't know if there's any mods around i might have to do this myself thanks john hulu oh atari yeah do you mind if you just cancel that bet at john hulu's request and then maybe we make a new bet and this time i am putting the solemn vow that there is no more believers bonus this is actually it no this is actually it's a refund it's a refund it's a refund that one's a refund and now we are in the real world if i don't get it it's a payout it's a loss it's actually a loss so what did i do wrong how did i get through it the first thing although i guess i barely got through the first time huh i think maybe i just need to get a sub up and running like get this sub like right here with some good upgrades and i think longer range would have helped a ton just to give this guy some more whatnot yes okay all right restart run it back quincy son of quincy goes here just give me a target what's the person's injury citrate fur is like the cheapest way for me to get through all the early rounds with a lot of balloons and because he's so cheap and does good damage and pops a lot of things i can get plantations up early hey i'm serious if you're betting right now i'm actually not gonna do a believer's bonus i'm actually not gonna do it i i will tell you like even if i restart it right now as a mess up i pay out the doubters so it's a real it's a real uh risky bet i want you to know because i have not gotten past round 63 yet not your call big age sean hulu makes the decisions around here nice i mean i have some say it's my stream john who of course has a powerful influence and he's a wise person who i trust with decision making but it's still my strength i think quincy can do this though i think i'm not even worried about the rest of the team i think what's different this time is quincy son of quincy he's he's remembering who he is you know what i'm saying he's remembering his father's legacy his father's words never ever ever stop shooting balloons with an arrow he didn't understand it when he was a child but now he gets it now he understands what his father meant fire come on good job quincy good job my friend okay okay then we get the engineer i'm gonna place him here i'm gonna place him here right in the corner call me crazy but i'm gonna do that okay then we're gonna get sentry gun then we're gonna get faster engineering probably now i think we can squeeze in and increase production right i don't know actually don't know i don't know i don't know wait can we yeah i think we can i think we can i think we can i think we can i think with the proper use of quincy we can get one increased production in here wait wait wait we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine perfect now we upgrade this faster engineering and we get sprockets good start good start good start good start excellent start wait wait wait come on yeah that's good timing i need i need money wait i need money and we need sprockets oh these turrets so much better place for the average day-to-day life wait i can probably even go 650 here do i need sprockets i don't think so i think we can go 650 this is risky this is risky but i think it that extra money could have helped i think we greeted now we get sprockets damn this engineer is getting the job [ __ ] done thank you engineer sprockets okay now we get a second plantation because these guys will get the job done for sure i just came back over again the farthest i've gone is around 63 but i need to beat 80 before i can move on against minor saturdays i need to beat 80. nice okay good job quincy leveling up okay okay now when's my thing again wait wait a minute wait a minute hold hold hold when's my uh 28 28 is when i need a sniper hold up i can actually i'm actually rich wait i don't know why i did differently i guess i greeted a little bit i'm actually way ahead of the game i have way more money than i should at this exact moment damn minor optimizations have made a major difference okay now i just need a sniper okay sniper strong okay thank you for the five months squintly much appreciated god damn i want to win this so bad okay thanks for firing this one [ __ ] one zero one sniper monkey should be all i need and i can actually upgrade both of these now plus one when i need it press one when i need it press one when i need it i don't think i need it i don't think i need it don't waste i don't need it i don't need it i don't need it i i don't want it i don't want it daenerys okay thank you for the gift i'm sorry i missed it uh thank you for the gifties uh wait i'm gonna find it i already lost his name wait hold up i'm gonna die thank you for the gifties uh as the lion thank you for the gifties true 8068 thank you for the gifties uh death bear true they're going to give these quarter brain uh ill blue mist think of the sub nia cause thank you thank you appreciate it i do obviously i'm in a war right now so my attention is a little strapped as i try to solve the puzzle of how the [ __ ] okay so i have i have tons of money what's my next goal i have early cash my next thing is moabs and i solve that by getting this is that what i do or do i get century expert do i always forget what i get next think it's central expert he's the only one that can handle all the uh or what if i just get an early ass sub dude if i get an early ass sub no i need i need a directory i'm crazy sentry expert does it because he gets the freezing freaking blobs he's actually such value but do i need him right now or could i greet and get a banana plantation that's the real question could i greet and get a banana plantation seriously [ __ ] it okay this was actually the stupidest thing i've ever done [ __ ] i just realized i'm so [ __ ] oh i know i actually i'm so [ __ ] wait i'm so [ __ ] wait i'm so [ __ ] wait i just realized instantly like oh wait i'm so [ __ ] but if i do manage to hold i will actually be rich i gotta press one at the right time quincy's abilities are going to come in clutch here i need 2700 [ __ ] yesteryear it's the moab though the mob is going to kill me no matter what i do where are these guys just holding do i not need a mob and instead needs the large caliber wait what if i don't even get sentry expert no i need it i need i know wait i'm actually confused this is what i need i don't know my own brain doesn't know what i need i think i get large caliber instead and get deadly precision let's focus on strong right dude i actually don't know i'm gonna lose two anything can kill me i'm [ __ ] flying blind i'm flying so blind nice come on good job quincy oh no quinn sequin sequin sequency can't you see you're kind of worried oh come on i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] i'm so [ __ ] yeah i'm [ __ ] that was so greedy i was so greedy that was so greedy god damn that was greedy you gotta pay the doubters you gotta pay dollars or there's no there's no justice you know what i'm saying we have to pay the doubters well there's no justice the believers victory won't be earned if we don't pay the doubters here [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] damn that was such a good start just give me a target okay we have to do something different but yet exactly the same what i'm stunned by i'm stunned by the fact that snipers can't get it done by themselves that stuns me that shocks me and awes me and appalls me what if they could though imagine they could nice normally i get an engineer for 4 30. instead i got a sub if instead i got a sub hold up the sub is as cheap but sub doesn't make it so it doesn't doesn't it doesn't do enough it does not it doesn't do it the sub doesn't do it i've tried this i've tried this i've tried this up and it doesn't get the job done so it can't be the sub come on hold i have to try anything else i think the engineer sucks i think the engineer sucks i'm trying this out i'm trying the sub i think the problem is i get greedy with these if i don't get greedy and i get twin guns immediately this is a crazy play but if i can find a way to cut the engineer out then i'll actually have the money for some good good [ __ ] and he's so bad later on like he's only good to get me past the beginning twin guns instantly twin guns instantly okay now i need to upgrade this if i can this guy's not as good as the century right now though he doesn't have the early game popping power of five sentry guns gold quincy good job king okay and also his upgrades get expensive quick let's get more range come on century would hold this come on essentially would have held that century would have held that okay hmm i'm not loving what i'm seeing i'm not loving what i'm seeing we're barely getting it done can i even fiddle our plantation here like with engineer i can fit a plantation right here no problem but with this guy it feels like it's not an option dude i almost want to pop last so that i almost want to pop last so that quincy can get his full [ __ ] hits come on seriously bro i'm not believing this one seriously the sub doesn't do it the sub just doesn't do it i'm gonna try and get air burst starts instead of upgrading but oh come on quincy quincy quincy can't you see your pop and balloons just hypnotized me and i just love your flashy bow i guess that's why sweet i'm broken you're so big oh come on quincy holds this can i get triple guns in time what's oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wait hold i need to remember i need to remember i need to remember i need to remember round 28. okay okay seriously we're leaking just all the time like a leaky leaky faucet okay okay we got enough around 28. if these guys can hold no engineer then maybe we're on to something maybe maybe maybe 8865 hold up hold up i get this now i have no sentry to worry about come on good job quince good job quince now we get triple guns and triple guns should this should be a big deal wait this should be a big deal okay now we upgrade this guy everything goes into this this [ __ ] and when he's strong enough to fight the moab dude can we squeeze in a plantation though [Laughter] do you think maybe we could squeeze in one [ __ ] plantation i feel like we can squeeze in just one dude i mean moab's around 40. 16 what does it do now how many banana buns is it now it starts out at what how many banana bunches is it like when does this pay for itself 16 banana bunches per round 32.50 i feel like if i upgrade this i'll definitely make it but if i upgrade this [ __ ] come on i'm going to lose i'm going to lose even before then huh oh come on oh yeah so stupid this was stupid i don't even have any i was so stupid dude you need the [ __ ] engineer you actually need the engineer you need the engineer because i need like aoe i need aoe for these fast [ __ ] oh god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god damn it god dammit god damn it no one could have seen that coming nobody could have seen that coming everyone thought if we just invested in the balloons okay okay okay just give me a target come on i'm not using a different hero than quincy we have a quincy emo quincy is the leader quincy's not the problem okay if anything it is you guys always saying be greedy and i'm like wait what if we invest in military that can stop the bulls you're like no plantations only upgrade plantations and i'm like wait please guys please there's got to be a better way what if we invest in things that will stop the next rounds to come no no only plantations nice going back to this because i actually want the aoe range for the sub the thing is the sub leaked bro i don't know how to say it the sub leaked the engineer didn't leak and the sub leaked end of the day end of the way into the line engineer didn't leak when i [ __ ] needed him to leak and the sub did come on i'm gonna try it dude what if i try early sniper it's gonna be stupid this might be stupid because he doesn't do enough damage for the [ __ ] fast things oh unless i can get some automatic quickly which i can't no this was dumb this was dumb this was dumb this was dumb this was dumb what i'm doing is dumb god i'm playing so greedy okay stop no more greed no more greed until i have a [ __ ] stable economy which i don't have i need a stable economy i need something that hits a [ __ ] ton of balloons quickly i guess i could try the sub now with [ __ ] it so i just need all right 650 650 oh can we even hold we're gonna leak we're actually gonna leak can we even hold with this come on okay i need this i need double guns [ __ ] yesteryear ah oh this is bad this is so bad all right we just leave this early it's fine oh come on it's fine copium it's fine it's fine it's fine we need super range okay okay super range okay so what this what killed me last night with this come on what killed me last time with this was it that i over invested in dumb stuff or what actually don't remember what i seriously okay that's firing dude this is this can't be the way to do it engineer is the way to do it because engineer gives me two plantations early burly bears seriously i think you need three plantations do you think so you think the problem is i haven't gone for a third plantation okay okay now we're not holding we're not holding we're not holding we are holding thank god okay what's next wait what's killing me again it's the uh oh yeah it's no we're fine fine 28 won't kill me come on ah [ __ ] ah [ __ ] that was such a bad time for the quincy pop ah seriously okay it's fine it's actually fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's it's actually fine we'll get triple guns it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine okay okay hold i get this and then i get large caliber before 440. you know what though things are killing me well before this i'm just gonna not get this i'm just gonna save 865 dollars i'm just not gonna get it i'm just not gonna do it i'm gonna save 865 [ __ ] bananas and have a better start nah [ __ ] it i need it you might as well get it now so it pays itself off later okay but now no more no more is the thing we will not invest another dollar into these plantations until our country is secure not one dollar can i put a village right there do i want is what i want i think so i think i want this yeah yeah cause i want main moab is what i want okay this is pretty good hey we're feeling pretty good we're feeling pretty good and then my next amount of cash we'll go towards to i wonder if i should get semi-automatic instead of main moab is good yeah i think actually the yeah i'll get moab yes oh but no dude i'm gonna die i'm gonna [ __ ] die again i am quincy i'm literally gonna die again quincy okay let's just relax come on i need a [ __ ] i'm not gonna die to the mo i'm gonna die to god damn everything i'm gonna do i'm dying to random monkeys i am quincy son of quincy i'm just gonna get this i'm just gonna get this and see how it [ __ ] goes i'm just going to get this i don't i don't give a [ __ ] we're going to get a [ __ ] full we're just going to upgrade this guy to elite defender and see if he does anything for me come on well i need a village yeah like right here wait i'm gonna do the i'm gonna die to the moab dude holy [ __ ] i'm gonna die to the moab this guy's good though i will say that all right the mob's coming what can i get in [ __ ] one round that'll help me versus the mo you want some i can get jungle drums which is pretty good and i can just put our sniper down two snipers in the range i think i just save up though is there any world we don't survive this moab do we have to survive it i don't know what to say we have to survive it 4500 incoming come on shot seriously that's so dumb oh that was so dumb with me oh my god that was so dumb at 4 300 [ __ ] money i just okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay i'm just shaking loose the paper hands thank you for the subs by the way thank you beyblade babe laden my bussy for the 14 months and thank you to hulu for sponsoring this absolute [ __ ] turmoil this absolute grueling grind to the top to victory mountain okay okay this monkey was good there's no doubting his commitment to the cause what next what's up what's up bro it's almost like i don't even want the sub monkey but i can't get past the early game without a dude you know what though this village man man yeah man man man man man man man alive man alive man alive man alive yeah oh quit it what's up yes i am quince what next i know you are crazy believe me i know believe me i know just give me a target come on this is so challenging it's like i want to go back to my engineer strategy because it got me to 63. maybe maybe if i found a way to slow that's just the problem is this goddamn moab this moab is turning my whole world upside down nice well anyway we're gonna get our plantation obviously okay we'll get the plantation the plantation will start generating me income none of us would come on quincy slow it the [ __ ] down quincy you're not gonna what if i put this like here is this [ __ ] crazy or crazy enough to work i'm gonna see i'm gonna figure this out what if i put this here oh come on much worse it's mine it's fine it's fine don't worry give me this touch again okay okay come on good job quince good job quince we get a 540. oh we're barely holding that's good though because that means the money will kick in a little bit earlier oh god we need faster engineering we need it yes can we hold with this i think so wait can i get yes okay then i can get sprockets wait yeah yeah hey if you leak do you get less money that round like does popping the balloon give you the money oh it barely holds rockets interesting so i actually have three balloons less than i should okay this guy will hold and what's different about this time is that these turrets are perfectly placed for the moab these turrets will [ __ ] rip the moab much more than they would have before and i can probably fit a village no we're not scamming if i lost pay the doubters and make a new bet two plantations and then we have 28 coming up so what do we do on 28 we get a sniper upgrade put them on strong 430 yes okay come on i pressed one i did not mean to press one sorry about that quincy sorry i activated you oh i acted you so early oh [ __ ] you fought hold hold god damn you hold okay we held now we can upgrade these and upgrade this nice okay okay wait god damn it i i feel i feel like this could work we can get both of these by around 30. so easy round it's an easy round bio bonanza 25 cash increase is huge yes okay okay now we're gonna get sentry expert instantly we're gonna do our old strat sentry expert instantly the first thing we get no delay and that should stop the [ __ ] waves quincy has to hold these that's nothing i can do about that but i could get a village seriously quincy quincy hold okay no we're just everything is ready for the moab moab is priority number one so we get large caliber right and these should be out these combined with this should be able to stop this goddamn moab right ah maybe i put like one [ __ ] thing just to slow down the moab i mean these are just much better placed oh god come on just to be sure if i have i have enough wait i can definitely get this i can get this by time the mob comes for sure and if i have this there's no way there's no way i'd lose that moab there's no way there's no way there's no way i lose the mob with deadly precision there's no [ __ ] way there's no way dude there's no way it doesn't happen like that seriously hold just hold quincy i am quincy son of quincy so what do i have to deal with after the mob it's like camo camo on 42. so now i have to deal with [ __ ] camo camo i get a monkey village right here that's hit everybody though like right right right here and i expand the range and let's get jungle drums first okay okay okay what do we have that's different than before we don't have a sub but we do have come on please please please please yes yes yes yes dude [ __ ] yes not even a single leak okay okay that's big now we upgrade our [ __ ] manipulations because we have a little bit of free time we have a [ __ ] bare moment before things get real i don't know when this pays for itself but it better [ __ ] do it quick okay okay now we get main moab right no yeah yeah we do and probably this now i get mei moab and then moabs can't hurt me no on your radar i need a radar scanner i need radar skater i need radar skater i need [ __ ] radar skater oh god damn it i need a radar to get it right now oh oh oh no come on quincy hold oh i got it oh quincy just did it just quincy is such a legend question he's such a legend in his own time dude okay goddamn i love quincy okay okay do i get another one of these what can kill me right now i think i need main moab when is the next what's the next moab when's the next mod when's the next moab when is the next moab i actually i don't know i just need to know when is the next [ __ ] moab 50 okay okay 50 okay banana boy that pays off at 19 rounds holy [ __ ] 19 rounds oh it's 45 dude when is the next mop god damn it it's 50 okay 50. [ __ ] it 19 rounds it is 19 rounds it is baby okay now we hold from now we hold i'm not spending and it's another dollar on income i think we can get may mob by 50 and then our next upgrade will be central quincy quincy so tough to say dude this is actually so tough to say this is so tough to call what's up okay okay yep yep yep yep franklin's i know i know i know thank god this guy owns him all right man we got it he's targeting strong remote so i'm not worried about mobs for a bit if i have money just [ __ ] rolling in i think if i get century champ i can't afford it there's no [ __ ] way i get 34 000 bananas out of nowhere dude or do i is there a world that can rack up 34 000 34 racks no not off with two monkeys not off two monkeys not i have two monkeys a lot of two monkeys so what do i need i need another sniper maybe a [ __ ] fully automatic sniper and then i start racking up money go for elite thunder ah this is [ __ ] tough all right i'm not gonna wait for 34 000 it's just i will lose i know i'll lose let's get in the range let's get a semi-automatic sniper he doesn't need night-vision goggles so we'll get full metal jacket probably get large calibers now i'll get full automatic first speed is more than important than anything else we do have money pouring in 37.80 got it okay then we're gonna get full auto nice yes i like how he shoots i like how he shoots uh we like the stock dude yes i like how he shoots i like it i'm impressed with how he shoots i'm impressed yes yes yes we like how he shoots it's fast elite defender is cheap we'll get the defender next elite defender next quincy's leveled up he's got two abilities now okay oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a [ __ ] minute can i survive until 15 000 is the real question can i survive with these two plantations until 15 000. camo ceramics will not wreck my day because i have this thank god i think i can make it wait i'm halfway i'm halfway we got good income this guy's gonna handle a lot come on you can all have some okay okay okay i'm almost worried that elite defender is not is he even good enough is he good enough for 15 000 that's a lot of monkey money i'm not sure that he's gonna be so much better than the fully auto guy to make it worth it when i could i think if i get sentry champion i actually win come on oh come on i'm already leaking so i have to upgrade i actually have to upgrade i'm literally already leaking is there any world where i can hold and not have to upgrade this what's up century champion would be so sick oh yeah maybe maybe if we get it 463 we win what do i need i am what if i sell some what if i sell the plantation come on you can all have some oh i got nervous dude i know we're barely holding but we might get there we might actually get there and then i'll feel so strong come on dude i should be like 10 000 more i just need we can get it for 463 if i sell this if i sell this for 5 000 i can't sell both 63 is my big worry i think i can survive until 63. this is a risk i'll tell you this is a risk this is a risk i'm holding a lot of monkey money on the [ __ ] books hey what if i create the banana research facility [Laughter] what if i just upgrade the banana research facility yes oh this was popping kids snipers are loaded all right can i hold this can i hold this can i hold it bfb incoming hold it hold it god damn you hold it come on is that all you got you can oh seriously i should have sold that's so greedy oh so greedy what does this cost again i could have sold it just bought it dude 30 000 money in the bank ah that was greedy that was greedy do the same thing again i will the same thing will work i just oh god damn it i just need to sell this you want some well you know what though even if i sold this and bought this i would have lost because it takes a while for these things to get out elite defender might have held though [Music] you know what if i get elite defender i probably hold no but at least defender doesn't give me the round 63 i bet he's not that much stronger than sniper monkey no i don't think so i don't think so i don't think so all right run it back run it back run it back run it back run it back run it back running back running back change nothing this is the run this is the goddamn run for hulu plus live tv 75 channels i can't even believe the [ __ ] value 75 channels of live tv plus sports including nba playoffs which are live now and to my favorite shows brooklyn nine-nine and always sunny thank you hulu for sponsoring this incredible incredible never before seen feat of the man becoming the first in history to defeat this level in bloons just give me a target oh come on seriously okay restart don't pay out don't pay out that doesn't count hulu bonus who a bonus i'm gonna take oh there's no bet okay well then i don't know what to tell you come on [Music] you can't remove the cars look i can click on them you can't move them the cars are not removable maybe you're thinking of easy mode thank god for this soothing jungle music nice okay dude where that was the engineer last time [ __ ] where'd i put the injury last time wait where it was perfect was it down here was down here it was down here it was down here it was down here what's up it was below quincy yes it was below quincy and then the thing was there yeah yeah yeah come on what's up quince pop oh i really did that last time oh come on that happened last time it's fine it's the cost of putting this guy in a bad spot we have to put him in a bad spot so that he can hurt the moab later so okay can we hold it are we holding we're holding awesome get this we need elite engineering well can i hold without it i forget did i always forget the order come on can i get the 650 on that or no literally forgetting literally forgetting okay i'm gonna go for it okay all right all right now i just need to double upgrade this the sprockets okay okay this is looking great come on good job sprockets okay probably increases range too no i think we're good actually i think we're good with that we can now get the second plantation okay nice i love quincy's ha ha you know it's just like it's a joyful thing it like hypes the the people up okay okay we get the 650 quincy you got this we need six yep okay okay okay okay now upgrade range and get a sniper so we're gonna sniper first put them on strong and full metal jacket okay okay okay now we'll get i guess service area service area and deconstruction which are cheap and faster firing for this guy come on okay so far so good then we upgrade both of these to get max money 865. sweet okay i bought this game because of you sir cow thank you for thank you for calling my my uh knighted name sir cow i hope you enjoy it as i am enjoying it now on my first attempt at this map so far doing pretty well for a first attempt i'm doing ban appeals on tuesday by the way um just talked with uh ataro about it okay these are humming along this needs to be upgraded what did i get last time did i get i forget what i got i forgot if i went semi-automatic with him or for another sniper [ __ ] moab no there's mob i got this i got this i went up i went up the because i'm fighting the moab the next thing i have to deal with is the moab yeah yeah yeah that's what it was next thing i deal with is the moab so this this goes like this and then we get deadly precision in time yes quincy has to deal with this he's got it he's actually got it thank you quincy you king wow what well-placed explosives by quincy come on literally leaked nothing what a king what an absolute king quincy is that was an important one too okay now we are just building up we're just building up for this deadly precision magnetic what's up what are you saying early village i don't think i need the village i think the next thing i need maybe a second sniper wouldn't hurt but i think i need daily precision that's what i need yes come on okay we almost got it nice nice okay oh god wait can we hold this no shot pull dude seriously that's unlucky i got no explosive poppers i got [ __ ] basic sentries oh i didn't upgrade to dragsburgh attend upgrade century expert that's the first thing you upgrade i forgot dude dude dude i'm losing my mind okay all right all right all right all right okay okay restart okay okay focus for hulu i need this victory it's everything i've ever wanted is this victory with quincy this here just give me a target sentry expert is the first thing we get it's the first thing i can do is i can do this on high speed i'm gonna do a nice speed we're gonna keep an eye speed i wish it was a triple speed for what i [ __ ] know what i'm doing all right i'm ready to go come on this is the one this is the one this is the one this is the one high speed it quincy handles quincy handles at round 10 or whatever we get um our plantation nice nice okay then we get the engineer i can't miss a banana every banana is so important balloon sea shanty wait i have to i have to hit this one really fast i gotta hit this okay great let me check out the balloon she's handy in one second after i get this guy set up oh seriously okay hey all right let me see blue and sea shanty once was a guy who shot a bow he went by the name of big quincy he shot his bow and killed his seriously why did you record it under a thousand feet of ocean sprockets wait a minute he's putting the sentries in the wrong spot oh god oh the center's in the wrong spot the center is in the wrong spot the center's in the wrong spot i'm going to lose i'm going to lose because the center is on a goddamn wrong spot it's i had to put it over here oh my god i'm gonna lose i'll put him here yes good job king it's just luck it's just praying for luck then dude he's putting him over here they'll never hit the moab from over here oh twenty eight twenty eight two eight twenty slow down so the only thing i need now is century expert yes century expert century expert century expert sentry expert century expert century expert oh yeah century expert century expert but i think i supposed to get the other whatever i think i'm supposed to get these and now i get century expert oh lord come on okay 2700 i just need citrix 2700 i need a thousand more i just did a thousand more it's not too much to ask it's literally that too much that's game just give me 500 more 400 more 300 more 200 more just 200 more yes yes okay okay quincy holds this quincy always holds this seriously it's fine minor kidney convenience okay okay now we get large caliber it's fast firing caliber and then we get daily precision and we'll stop the moab dude we're not going to stop the mob because all the sentries are over here oh i'm going to lose my mind the sentries are over here they have to be here or we don't set them all up that's literal that's the difference that's the difference awesome oh i put this guy too far to the right and it is costing me everything in my life oh just put them here increased service area destruction if i up the surface area there's more area in this area and then less likely put it over there 3240 we'll have it in time 3240 3240 okay come on seriously cringe [ __ ] cringe dude okay now i need um a village no wait yeah i do i need a village with jungle drums okay okay now i get plantation oh coming hold [ __ ] hold hold hold hold hold hold hold oh [ __ ] come on dude okay now we get banana plantations oh i could sell the trucks but what would that do me okay and we need radar we need radar we need radar right now oh i fought the [ __ ] plantation how about the plantation i'm not the [ __ ] radar 2160 come on come on 2160 come on okay good okay we got the radar okay okay now i need main moab i need another plantation first another plantation and then moab and that should get me through a lot of rounds and then i get the elite defender dude i'm [ __ ] stressed i'm stressed okay all right maybe we got it now we get another sniper and we get semi-automatic with full metal jacket yeah yeah yeah yeah okay 37.80 semi-automatic nice nice okay all right okay now we get full auto oh yeah oh yeah okay everything's in the right spot oh okay wait now i think we just go elite defender because i got i'm just too a feared is this blocking oh wait i should get rid of the truck get rid of this oh god oh come on scheme elite defender right now give it to me i need to leave defender to do everything for me oh no no seriously dude it's the [ __ ] century oh god damn it the century was too far right these things aren't hitting it oh i didn't get the upgraded damage either as well take a moment here thank hulu for this content they said what is your most compelling content i said simple the grind the grustle okay the balloons and that is what we're here to show today speaking of compelling content there are 75 live channels that you get with a whole description including espn including live sports basketball football baseball specifically for me basketball actually hula hoops and chat for more information great shows like brooklyn nine-nine and always sunny that i personally watch on hulu and of course disney plus and espn plus included because they're all part of a package so it is an amazing deal i want this wind so bad damn you quincy damn you the hell why is your good leader why is your fearful command fear feared commander why do you force me into battle just give me this i believe in you yet again come on oh oh you guys missing something you haven't seen this before you haven't seen quincy fighting the first eight rounds before pop it quincy pop nice dude it's actually so much down to the rng of the engineer like putting the [ __ ] getting the right turret spawns in the right spot is actually a massive difference in how much dps he puts out it's crazy i should be able to place the turrets if i hire the engineer i should get the place of turrets come on can i make it so we just never all right we're gonna play the odds we're gonna put him there oh that almost lost the bananas oh come on awesome big a you trust your monkey employees more i trust one of them what's up yeah what's up come on i trust one of them in my life the rest of them not so much okay wait i did this wrong i think don't i normally upgrade this oh come on i did this dead wrong holy [ __ ] i did this oh come on all right well i got an even earlier plantation maybe it'll help dude 68 leak already at least these are in the perfect spot wait what's my next move um what's my next move well that bananas okay 20 oh i need a sniper sniper sniper i'm strong come on okay all right okay 865. okay we got our finances set up these are in great spots for the moab now the first thing we do is sentry expert sentry expert if i don't get it this time i'm rethinking everything from the ground up because what's up okay sentry expert quincy you gotta [ __ ] you gotta handle these camos come on [ __ ] seriously okay okay um next next threat is the moab the next thread is the moab and for that i upgrade this i am quincy so we get the village i think i think we get the village i think we sneak in at jungle drums village right or do i not no i need this first one large caliber large caliber for sure comes first okay okay these are in great spots i hope they stay like that okay i get ceramics first grow blocker come on hold quincy hold oh come on come on team oh thank god dude that was actually clutch that was actually so clutch i need deadly precision in three rounds don't get anything else i need really i need deadly precision in three rounds or i'm [ __ ] okay wait i'm not gonna get it oh i missed i can't stretch something again ah wait i can still get it right three rounds yeah i can get i get it come on okay deep breaths deep breaths deep breaths deep breaths we got it okay sounds strong okay okay okay okay wait this is all going pretty good i almost don't want to increase his range wait if i increase this guy's range no i have to it does more damage to my labs okay i have to do that but i need them to land here i need the centers to stay right here i need them to stay where they are then i need to get jungle drums can we skip diggle drums no we can't we need jungle drums everything's got to go to the war effort okay okay with jungle drums yes incoming quincy come on headshot [ __ ] hold oh come on it's not very good it's not very good but it's not death it's not death 42 is camo okay we're ready for that now we need upgrade plantations oh yeah oh yeah and 50 is my next moab it takes 19 rounds for this to paper stuff that's so insane it's just a long amount of time okay okay now all the money goes towards this guy getting moab around 50. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yeah it's fine okay great slow down so what else what's going on another sniper and this one is going to be the fast shooter okay okay okay i feel like i've done this before i feel like i've done this before the only thing different is these are in the right spots and that could be all the difference that could be all the difference same thing but these are the right spots hold hold strong men hold i'm like really invested now maybe investing in a plantation it's not a bad idea a little around 50 plantation could be just what we need i'm not worried about the at all though because i have main moab i've built my defenses okay now we get 45.50 this should be fine like we shouldn't have no trouble here yeah yeah wait a minute now we just get elite defender just get elite defender just get elite defender just get elite defender just get elite defender yeah elite defender will i survive though or will i die before i get there that's the [ __ ] question isn't it will i get delete defender or while i die on roux maybe i can get it because these are a better place that's my only hope this is the same build as last time but this guy is a foot to the left that's the only difference but it puts all of these where they can actually hit this row and they couldn't do that before that's what leaked hold hold come on just give me the weight defender just give me the [ __ ] elite defender i know i can get there no i wasted it oh i [ __ ] i got i got nervous oh no please hold please god hold hold sell the truck i'm not gonna waste a dollar until i get a defender i have to get it as soon as possible come on dude i'm so close i'm so close come on dude come on please don't forget to have a break sometimes do something else i'm not taking a break i'm not taking a break it's not time to take a break i'll take a break when i beat it we're so [ __ ] close i can't even i have to slow at the slow-mo dude we're actually so close as long as this next round doesn't kill me please hold yes okay okay okay okay okay okay okay we have elite defender now he's huge he's massive he's [ __ ] gargantuan what do we do with this information incoming are any of these upgrades worth it no this is all trash call the arms is kind of cool but then i gotta use it oh damn i already got these two though extra cash purple loon pop you get a free dart monkey every round wait this is kind of cool i should try this in the future maybe i don't go jungle drums and i instead go monkey business and i can just get more of them interesting okay i have an elite defender he's on first and this guy's on strong this guy's well placed this is well placed i mean everything's good actually to know what i'm saving up for or do i just keep getting tier fours like do i keep getting like [ __ ] like you just get a bunch more um what if i just get more snipers you know what i'm saying like what if i don't worry about a [ __ ] i mean i would love to get this guy but i don't think i have the money for it i don't think i'm gonna have the money for it i literally don't this gotta go it's it's stopping free shots it's stupid that's gotta go um 63 is coming six three's coming and i need a better solution than i have ah pause i need a better solution than i have for 63. i can't wait for sentry champion that's not going to work i need to spend my money to survive so i think i just what is the other sniper path it cost me nothing let's just find out what if i get bouncing bullet oh this gives targeting prio and faster reload to all snipers wait a minute and it's not expensive oh that's what i'm getting dude i'll get all three i will literally get all oh that's such a perfect idea i will just get all three snipers it'll be a sniper army yes yes yes sniper army awesome give me this give me supply drop and now i can get money on command oh wait a minute this could actually this could work this could work i spent all my money i've made a bunch of money and i've spent it there's no way there's no way i can't hold it'd be insane if i can't oh i've made so much money i've spent it all i'm not holding any of it your your honor slow down slow down i'm not holding any i'm not holding any money your honor i'm using i'm spending it all i swear to you come on we gotta use both abilities we gotta use both abilities well i think i might actually [ __ ] do this she gotta remember to use this on cooldown come on come on what am i waiting for again yeah lead sniper elite sniper yeah yeah i can get more cash per [ __ ] thing too oh baby quincy yes oh we're gonna do it we're actually gonna do it please after four hours please for hulu for hulu plus live tv come on hold come on oh come on okay we did hold but at what cost supply drop now duh oh what's up yes yes it was working so well i got greedy dude i should have got another sniper i should have gone four snipers i actually should get as many snipers with semi-automatic as i can and then only then what next maybe do the same thing but with an extra plantation that could work what did i lose to what did i just lose 363 what killed me what killed me group ceramics again group ceramics okay oh try popping the balloons this time yeah that's a good idea try popping the balloons this time ah 4 20. i can i just say one more thing can i just say thank you to hulu this was been part of our hulu segment i have been notified i'd like to apologize that i may have used non-pg language at some point during that discussion of my balloon strategy and i appreciate that you guys understand that apologies for that that's not wasn't my intention uh get a little passionate about balloons but i hope that didn't dissuade you from taking a look at hulu and their excellent 75 live channels i don't think that i'm going to be able to beat this with the strategy i have i don't think i'll be able to do this um um this whole love life sports yes it does it doesn't like sports including the nba playoffs which i'm watching with stands tomorrow uh on hulu i am uncertain if i can defeat this i think i'm going to get around 63 and die again these snipers can't handle round 63 they handle everything else but they're not handling around 63. can i squeeze a monkey right here can i squeeze a frost monkey like right here and it hits both of this what is this c shanty there once was a game called btd and the player of the game was a-t-r-ilc he tried the same things on repeat despite his chatters please soon will the bfb come and mauled our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our leave and go it was not just einstein you see who knew the definition of insanity cause atrioc does the same thing for four long hours or so huh soon will the bfb come and mauld our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our points and go he could rely on quincy's bow for a couple thousand pops or so when big a leaves him all alone you know he will get rolled soon now the time will come when our streamer places literally any other unit one day when he stops doing the exact same thing every time we'll go no [Music] there once was a game called btd and the player of the game was at rlc he tried the same things on repeat despite his chatters please going to be despite the course of record right [ __ ] now dude i'm putting up here man [Laughter] oh no man ah i want to beat this so bad i want to beat this so bad cargo dude imagine i just clicked [ __ ] freaking spillway oh i do have monkey knowledge aka legitimized cheats is there anything that wow that could be good wow reducing quincy's cooldown dude anything just gives me more money or makes the engineer better farms cost two percent less we could fit in a third one oh these are actually really good these give me a lot more money the first banana costs oh this is all good wait can i get this i want to try monkeytown cash bonus is there one where i can just put real money into the game and then it spits out bananas like literally on round 62 i want to put in a thousand dollars and i wanted to give me a bunch of bananas [Laughter] oh that's a feature good good good good good good good good oh that's a really strong dude you're so busted this is the worst part of this game is that it exists it shouldn't exist spike factories get signatures last longer than normal could be good can i make snipers better i need snipers to be better because i'm going to be using a lot of snipers sniper hits on strength with that's really good sniper hits and streaming would slow down briefly ceramic shock that's what i needed for round 63. interesting i think we have to grab that okay may moab roots by a thousand i need two more points invested in military what are you talking about oh interesting 10 faster 10 faster on sniper if you would target last elite defender has no cooldown what does that mean i want that dude that's amazing all right whatever we'll we'll grab um we'll grab this okay and then we'll grab oh we got this i need three more points invested in military god okay whatever whatever i'm out i'm out i'm out there it is all right elite defender dude elite defenders now strong as hell okay what else can i get maybe this needs trade agreements okay okay now we've really upgraded our snipers mortar mortar i never even used the mortar what else could i get i need everything at my disposal level 20. that's not useful heroes receive five percent more experience per each hero placed don't you only get one hero don't you only get one hero that doesn't make any sense give me this two percent that's huge thirty percent that's huge okay okay i'm doing my exact same strategy but it's percent small percent point stronger this is huge this is huge this is massive we're gonna beat it we're gonna beat it now now now now there once was a game called btd and the player of the game was at rlc he tried the same things on repeat despite his chatters please are you kidding soon will the bfb calm and mauled our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our leave and go it was not just einstein you see who knew the definition of insanity cause come on does the same thing for four long hours or so soon funky knowledge on come and mold our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our points and go he could rely on quincy's bow for a couple thousand pops or so when big a leaves him all alone you know i am quincy soon now the time will come when our streamer places literally any other unit one day when he stops doing the exact same thing every time we'll go [Music] there once was a game called btd and the player of the game was atrlc he tried the same things on repeat despite his chatters please soon will the bfb come and mauled our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our leave and glue it was not just einstein you see who knew the definition of insanity cause atrioc does the same thing for four long hours or so soon will the bfb come and mauled our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our points and go he could rely on quincy's bow for a couple thousand pops sir when big a leaves him all alone you know he will get rolled soon now the time will come when our streamer places literally any other unit one day when he stops doing the exact same thing every time we'll go come on [Music] there once was a game called btd and the player of the game was a-t-r-ilc he tried the same things on repeat despite his chatters please soon will the bfb come and mauled our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our leave and cool it was not just einstein you see who knew the definition of incense seriously cause adriac does the same thing for four long hours or so huh soon will the be a fee come and mauld our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our points and go he could rely on quincy's bow for a couple thousand pops or so when big a leaves him all alone you know he will get rolled soon now the time will come when our streamer places literally any other unit one day when he stops doing the exact same [Music] there once was a game called btd and the player of the game was a t r lc he tried the same come on come on despite his chatters please soon will the bfb come and mauld our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our leave and it was not just einstein you see who knew the definition of insanity cause adrian does the same thing for four long hours or so huh soon will the bfb come and mauld our streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our points and go he could rely on quincy's bow for a couple thousand pops or so when big a leaves him all alone you know he will get wrong soon now the time will come when our streamer places literally any other unit one day when he stops doing the exact same thing every time we'll go [Music] there once was a game called btd and the player of the game was atr aoc he tried the same things on repeat despite his chatters please soon will the bfb come and muld our streamer into what if what if i get a third plantation what if i squeeze in a third plantation no no no no no no i won't i won't do it even though you guys all think it's a good idea i'm gonna get monkey village the monkey village with the money money the money upgrade monkey village remember this money upgrade monkey village money upgrade monkey village that's what i need i need it more than i need anything else in this world oh [ __ ] wait 28 28 lead led is dead 28 led is dead hold up hold up hold the [ __ ] up hold the [ __ ] phone 28 let his dead everyone knows that everyone knows that 28 let us dead does he have ten percent more attack speed because it doesn't feel like it it doesn't feel like it come on okay this is 30 awesome dude wait that's not the upgrade wait it doesn't have the upgrade i don't have oh my god monkey knowledge isn't on it's not on monkey knowledge is not on dude and there's no difference i'm doing the same thing i'm doing the same thing with no difference oh that's not good that's not good at all but it doesn't say 30 percent okay okay it's just okay it's just doing it it's just doing it it's just okay okay okay okay okay that's fine i am quincy son of a [ __ ] yeah i know you are king believe me believe that we all know about quincy son of quincy do you think i can squeeze in a plantation right now i swear to god no i'm not gonna do it i have a plan i have a plan i plan on planning i got the monkey thing i got the monkey thing i got the monkey money we're gonna do the monkey money we're gonna do the monkey money sentry expert yep okay that'll hold that'll hold that'll hold that'll hold that'll hold king next big thing is maine moab on 40. quincy you got to hold this camo [ __ ] by yourself come on quincy you're gonna leak one one's fine oh come on i wish you to leak less though quincy i would love for you to leak a little bit less there but it's fine it's fine it's minus five it's fine okay now we get monkey village right a bigger radius wait i'm missing something i'm missing something wrong i'm doing something wrong i'm missing something what am i doing wrong i'm not upgrading something that i should be upgrading it oh my plantations oh oh no i should get my plantations all right we'll go for the village instead no i got jungle tropes i got jungle drums so sweet okay come on i need this wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what's coming up next moab but we are not holding seriously moab can i get regrow blocker i can't cause it i already got it i got it this guy's in the range of the villager no dude he's not awesome he's not in the range of the village he's right outside oh god [Applause] dude his face is in the village oh we lost seriously very sorry okay okay okay okay okay okay okay quincy goes here let's literally place it perfectly pixel perfect kidding me nothing gets past my bow what round was that i don't know don't pay out just double it up it was a misplacement all right this tragedy wasn't at fault come on i really i really i really i really believe i really believe if we just get it all right sweet okay if i don't get a plantation at all could i get the monkey i wonder if i could get the monkey no we're not i'm not skipping this i'm not skipping an early plantation like this this is two juice i think if i never got the plantation though i'd get increased pops quickly come on i mean that's probably going to pay even more than anything else more money per pop is crazy oh oh stop stop stop engineering he's in such a bad spot it always leaks because he's such a bad spot but the only good spot to get the sentries seriously yeah it's fine no hulu overlay the hulu sponsor segment is done it was it was two hours i'm going to give them a extra bonus shout out because one i cursed come on and also i want them to be on the ending awesome are we holding or not yes come on come on we need sprockets we need sprockets it's rockets please slow it down slow it down what am i what am i waiting for oh second position squeeze another plantation nice and we upgrade it engineer monkey and quincy get the job done early and i have to take advantage of that and get an economy that is unmatched okay now now 28 is lead so i have to be ready and let's get him as close as i can to the edge here is my monkey village gonna hit all four oh my god if my monkey village cannot hit all four of these i'm gonna have three of these i'm gonna lose my mind i'm gonna lose my mind if my monkey village can't do it i'm actually gonna lose my mind i'm going to i'm gonna have a breakdown if my monkey village cannot hit okay slow down slow down what's what's coming up next camo i need i need a monkey village now now i need a monkey village probably upgrade this too but let's get a monkey village first because if i can't place it in the right spot this is all over but the crying come on that's gotta work right that's gotta work yes yes yes god damn it yes okay monkey business monkey commerce and i need grow blocker let me grow blocker actually yesterday okay next big thing is round 40. okay you want some radar scanner would be nicer i can't afford it oh come on quincy you got to hold these this is literally all on you king okay quincy buddy what's going on okay all right how do i get monkeytown though okay okay okay sentries are in the right spot this guy's in the right spot everyone's in the right spot we're hodling um monkey time i have to get it so soon to make it worth it but i have to hold off the moab so i need i don't know dude i don't know how do i need deadly precision at the very least if not the next one yes come on seriously as [ __ ] is what it is cringe is [ __ ] so goddamn cringe oh i didn't get century expert oh i'm losing my mind i didn't get century expert i didn't get central experience i think it's your expert dude what i always forget sentry expert it's the first one i need to literally write this down he tries the same things on repeat despite his chatters please soon will one day when the popping is done we'll take our points and go it was not just einstein you see who knew the definition of insanity when atria [Music] we one day when he stops doing the exact same thing every time come on okay okay i got a good feeling about this one too hey i don't know about you guys but i got a good feeling about this one mhm sweet 5.5 k people watching the faker of balloons that's about that's a good title wait what's my current title the faker of balloons is a very very funny title come on good job quince good job quince i can always count on you no one got me i know quincy got me you know what i'm saying you want some you want some look at this genius retargeting look at this genius retargeting i'm not gonna leak oh my god it was perfect it was literally genius it was literally genius oh my god it was genius okay very sexy let's build the exact same thing again brother come on can we pop this come on hold hold on hold i am quincy oh come on thanks yikes yikes seriously oh come on we got sprockets okay awesome okay okay money's flowing in 28 is lead do i have time to upgrade one of these i think i do they can get valuable bananas and then get lead copper i think so now i get the sniper now i get the sniper it needs to be like right here put them on last gets 10 speed and i need to get full metal jacket put them on strong actually and we need to get come on fast firing okay now i need to upgrade this yes get this okay so far so good so far so good so far so good so far so good so far so hood now i upgrade elite defender first things first century expert don't miss nothing else sentry expert first thing round 30 think of sentry expert that's what i need i always forget and now i won't forget because it's the first thing on my mind yikes pop the balloons please and i'll never forget again because this is the run this is the run so i don't need to worry about forgetting it because okay perfect perfect okay now i'm only worried about round 40. century expert can last me until then so we work at the village now what a good what a good shot quincy oh come on okay okay now we get the village okay we get the village get grow blocker and we get monkey business yeah then we get monkey commerce so we probably want to squeeze in that camo monkey commerce is fine okay okay this is good come dude that means on me but it wasn't actually that scary now i need to get ready i can't buy anything else until i've got faster firing and large caliber yep okay all right 13.75 for large caliber hold hold quincy you can do this good job quincy good job holy [ __ ] good job king okay now round 40 is the moab good job quince so we want deadly precision that's what we want by round 41 the daily precision then we'll be able to hold the moab good job he's looking just popping the balloons like that like it's no problem oh seriously come on dude i could have pressed the button for that one oh that's such a big leak that's such a massive leak and loss of cash oh that sucks that sucks i sped it up and i was thinking about things i wish he could have held that the quincy i know could have held that okay it all comes down to this it all comes down to this it all comes down to this it literally all comes down to this it all comes down to this moab round dude i needed i needed more i need more lives i needed more lives i needed more lives do okay not a problem anymore yeah camo's not a problem no jungle drums is a problem all right i think i should go straight for monkey tongue can we hold i knew we wouldn't hold it one day when the popping is done we'll take our point it was not just einstein you see who knew the definition of insanity when atria does the same thing for for long power new song what is this wait i gotta pause the i got a muslin just place a monkey you haven't seen oh please stop trying to solo with quincy [Music] maybe stop trying to solo with quincy think of all the rounds you've missed think of all the blues are you kidding me nothing gets past my bow nothing gets past his bow it could be just as good if half the things you'd not admit streamer maybe chad wants to see you beat it so bad we're glad to have so much free content seriously we'd be happy to see you succeed that's just a song oh let's hear this song nothing gets past my bow oh my god quincy please please please please quinn so we got to do it together man you and me quincy quincy quincy come on okay okay okay here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna do something different i gotta do something different here's what i'm gonna do sweet slow down so let me think about this dude i legitimately believe that there's nothing cheap maybe this bomb maybe that's it but i need something cheap like the engineer that can hold for many many rounds so i can get my economy pumping do hmm yeah i i could try these are still oh [ __ ] come on oh come on that's not a good leak maybe a monkey ace i don't have the upgrades for these though i don't have the upgrades for these exploding pineapples spy planes bomber ace ground zero spectre central flight path is interesting never miss targeting interesting this costs 91 000 it's not the sky shredder this guy bigger jets ifr all right faster attack speed for all ateliers i am quincy son of quincy yes come on what's this trio despite his shatters please one day when the popping is done we'll take our points and go it was not just time sign you see who knew the definition of insanity [Music] one day when the popping is done we'll take our points you know he will get rolled soon will the time will come [Music] [Music] that's not the lyrics magneg okay sweet come on guys we can do this we can hold come on quincy and co i know we've been thinking about popping the balloons let's actually pop them let's get out there and pop them let's really let's let's let's put our pops where our mouth is on this one you know and let's actually pop the balloons we say we're gonna pop okay i am quincy you want some no quincy 28 is the round i'm worried about dude i'm actually not just ever pays for itself this gives me six more dollars per banana i need like a hundred of these things for it to pay for itself more than that i guess eventually but man that takes a while huh come on dude why can't you do it wait what's going on hold seriously hold oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that was close okay okay okay okay century expert century expert century expert since your expert okay now i have come on oh come on quincy what am i waiting for again um upgrade this next is that what i get next my plantation this holds me till 40 for sure right so okay oh it's gonna take forever to replenish itself okay it's fine it's fine though it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine oh yeah okay i'm not gonna upgrade this banana plantation i'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna do i'm just not gonna upgrade it come on oh god these are gonna be such a problem okay okay okay now we get a monkey village this is giving me deja vu but there's a slight difference i'm not getting this plantation this plantation is too expensive the second one is too expensive okay now we get the village oh i should have got this earlier so i get cheaper discounts on everything but it's fine then we get grow blocker come on oh come on okay this is still good this is still good i'm gonna be able to get the mo out this is not gonna work wait this is actually this is the same day the last time wait this is literally not going to work not like figuratively this is literally going to die right now it is going to die to the moab it's actually going to die to the mob right now wait it's not even a joke it's actually going to die to the moab right now wait what can i possibly do to make that not my future give me another sniper incoming come on oh come on it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough that's all we needed was that that's all we needed because oh yeah this is big thing is 50. so by 50 i need [ __ ] 4 400. okay that's fine 50 is enough time for me to get monkeytown for 10k for 10 racks can't is it no it's not right radar scanner for sure radar scanner for sure hey big a not to be a debbie downer but i'm in a bit of a hostage situation my catherine said only keep me alive as long as you're attempting this level if you could keep trying the same goated strategy that would buy me some time thank you my sausage simeon no problem no problem i do it for you i knew this whole time i knew that so i've been secretly communicating with my blinks through morse code and i've been doing the same strategy trying to buy you some time while i talk with the police trying to get you some help some much needed help if i get this monkey town i'm gonna feel like a king like a god like a like what is a king to a god but then i still need enough to maim moab ooh this is going to be so tight you know what if it comes down to it and i'm not there in time sell we just sell we literally just sell that's all we do we just sell if it comes down to it come on we'll sell this stupid banana farm damn we are not holding though can i make these guys any faster do i need to get some automatic i think i need to get some automatic no we're barely holding we can just hold it'll be so awesome oh we're almost there it'll pay for itself i promise there's no way it doesn't there's no way it doesn't pay for itself okay we're getting more per pop now i just need to get main moab dan upgrade this guy's speed this is gotta pay for itself all right by 50 and he made moab it's 4 400 this could actually work i'm actually rich monkey city's cheap wait monkey city is cheap bro i'll get free dark monkey every round wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i need more before i do anything i'm not gonna i'm not gonna risk it for the biscuit it's 50 though maybe i should [ __ ] it yeah [ __ ] it we'll sell we'll sell at 50 if we need to give me a free dart monkey every round how do i get my free dart monkey how do i get my free dart monkey oh yeah requires banana form i have a banana form oh free oh my god look at this guy popping all right it's 49 i got my moab oh the timing could not be better the timing could not be better come on you can all have some wait i'm actually making insane money okay now it's my automatic oh wait hold where's my free dart monkey do i should put him in the range of this actually [ __ ] for actually bonus wait if you do the same thing for long enough you get different results if you i have a banana form what when it's saying banana farm what is it what does it mean upgrades what is banana farm banana farm i have a banana farm i just have one this is a this is a this is a banana farm oh nearby oh in the radius literally cringiest thing i've ever heard in my life what does this do oh it just absorbs it it doesn't it's not that's not important we're good that's not helpful in any way free i don't mind if i do okay now we make money like hand over [ __ ] fists dude we're actually printing cash monkey bank no and we can use this cash do i just upgrade these fools what's a strong dart monkey wait wait a minute i mean this a spikapult a spikapult could be amazing at ceramics which are my biggest anyway worry about that after we get my sniper set up i'll tell you that right now step one is snipers so that one is elite defender is that all you got this does this wait does this make all my dart monkeys stronger these have crit shots well there's no way i can afford this because i mean this looks good but this there's no way i can afford it oh you need a super monkey and also you need nearby dart monkeys which i'm not sure that how nearby that is no no no maybe this seems usually i don't need camo balloons but i can get the cheap upgrades like this is so cheap like these are just cheap right oh but i need a lead defender what am i doing what do i need to leave the finder dude dude that was yes oh my god i think i had unused free art oh man alive wait i should put the dart monkeys here maybe here was bad here's okay or maybe like around around here or here so we were making so much bank we were making so much bank there's no doubt that we were making that stanky banky like everyone saw that at least what killed me oh i didn't upgrade this guy dude oh i always forget to upgrade this guy no this upgrade would have made all the difference this would have made the difference this plus elite defender could have sold this for 7 000 would that be enough maybe maybe okay do you have any new monkey knowledge surely surely one of these is gonna crack open this strategy wide open i have one piece of monkey knowledge the monkey business discount increases by two percent that's what i needed oh this is actually a huge one wait okay that's actually that's actually a difference maker you guys laugh that's a difference maker [Music] oh there's a chest what's in my chest wow a little bit of monkey money cool okay just give me a target using any of these monkeys is not allowed oh [ __ ] restart it has to be quincy and it can't be any monkey with a purple background has to be give me a target okay okay okay come on you want some okay obviously we got to get that money going as early as possible that changes the only thing that i think is just not pulling its weight is probably the engineer he just doesn't pull his weight too rng haha okay plantation plantation i don't like the gatling monkey i could try the ariel monkeys i do like the idea of a monkey ace getting the job come on i'm not opposed to it but i have to play something right now and if it's not the engineer then i can't get past the it's got to be the engineer dude it's just got to be the engineer what's up okay okay sentry gun slight difference in that we haven't leaked at all yet okay just hold for a second hold come on okay okay god oh god hold jesus jesus okay okay oh god please hold please hold please hold hold hold these century monkeys are so unreliable they're just different every time i need them to be consistent and they're not okay i need sprockets i need sprockets right now then why use it because it gets the job done early so i can get my economies i'm leaking oh come on i hate this [ __ ] engineer monkey i hate him dude i hate him he's such a [ __ ] he talks such a big game okay what do i do after i get sprockets my second plantation okay then i squeeze in a second plantation please let me place it okay and i upgrade twice 650 yeah then i get the sniper we held last time by the way with this we held we did hold no not not that long okay okay get this then i get these two come on oh fast firing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah look at this oh yeah good get this yep okay uh then i get what the monkey no okay always remember to get century century expert okay okay century expert slow down okay okay then quincy's got to hold this come on he never holds it come on he never holds it completely that's fine then wait what's coming up next [ __ ] pause possible next it's um it's monkey village time monkey village time and i get monkey business no i should have got grow blocker for walker and by 40 i need okay can i even afford the camo detector i always forget what i can afford what i can't what's this there once was a game called btd and the player of the game was atroci he tried the same thing song repeat despite his chatters please soon will the bfb come and mulder streamer into the sun one name [Music] psychic [Music] one day when the popping is done we'll take our points and go he could rely on quincy's bow for a couple thousand pops or so but when big a leaves him all alone you know he will who done soon where are you at just wins the game okay what if i get this increases foam and sentry effectiveness oh this is actually more to moab sentries have longer ranges better this feels better these are both sentry bonuses and this is one sentry bonus i think yeah i actually think it's gotta be it's gotta be these okay we got money um i need radar scanner right no 40 40 is my next thing so i need i need deadly precision and a faster firing i need deadly precision i need deadly precision is there anything i can get that just slows i just need like what if i don't need deadly precision wait does this really help me versus the moab i pop the moab no problem it's all the little balloons that come out of it that leak maybe i don't need deadly precision maybe i need to get a quicker picker upper like i go semi-auto quicker can i get to my auto in time for the moab that's the real question can i get semi-auto in time for the moab come on seriously fringe i think i can it's only 500 more i think i actually can and that might actually do me a lot better and then i won't leak wait wait wait wait wait wait wait this could be a crazy twist this could be a crazy twist okay then i think i try to get fully auto quickly or do i try to get monkeytown it's the moab i gotta spend my money i gotta spend my goddamn money for this moab i gotta spend my goddamn money oh god damn it come on we're not even close we're not even [ __ ] close oh come on we're actually fine we were never in trouble wait we were never in trouble i can get fully auto or i can wait for monkey monkeytown and then i really have an income wait do i think oh i need to get i have to get radar blocker dude i have to get radar scanner oh there's nothing around that yes i have to get that i have to get radar scanner but if i can just make it a little longer 5 000 longer is a lot of [ __ ] time come on nope no shot no [ __ ] shot no [ __ ] shot god damn it no [ __ ] shot okay okay but maybe this guy can hold me now so i can get monkey i need monkey town he's holding he's hodling what's on 50 another moab oh wait am i ready for that i don't know i don't think so come on oh hold god damn you hold hold god damn you hold this isn't early a pre-50 monkeytown unheard of come on come on okay surely it'll pay for itself quickly all right slow down slow down so now i'm gonna get another sniper with me moab oh i don't have time oh quickly quickly quickly come on i will get it i will get it in time okay target strong and then i'll get a third sniper where's my free monkey i get free dart monkey right on monkey city yeah it's fine you gotta get monkey city okay for my free dart monkeys okay let's get a third sniper no no wait oh did we hold oh we didn't need moab bro we didn't even need it it wasn't even a big deal wait wait wait wait wait i want an elites don't want to leave defender more than anything and then i want an elite sniper shrapnel is like a okay let's get this in my free dart monkey what do i want i want um i want the spikapult so cheap come on you can all have some oh wait do i get main moab do i get me mob i think so i think so i think so i think so i think i do get made mo up and it's on strong and then this guy i'm going to get bouncing bullet and fast firing i assume it's got to be fast winery okay you want some yes do not blowing up the oh i'm going to lose weight if i get crossbow and uh good shots and i get i got three modes free okay uh i fit these anywhere whatever sharpshooter should be good what next i feel like i'm i feel like i'm close to a successful solution but i'm not exactly there come on do you know what i'm saying i feel like i'm close do i get supply drop that feels like it's not gonna pay for itself but i could get upgraded elite sniper and that would make all my snap i have to get elite defender there's just no way elite defender i gotta get him i got him but i'm not gonna have time dude i'm so close i just want elite defenders so bad how do i get him how do i get him you can all have some what's up wasting it five thousand is not that much money we might actually get it defender we might actually get away defender oh yeah get rid of the truck that's actually a good call incoming try and hold try and hold oh i have four of these [ __ ] [ __ ] okay elite defender leave the vendor i'll leave the vendor come on we're there we're there come on okay that's big well that's got it that's gotta help that's gotta help that's gotta help that's gotta help okay okay what's up round 63 is coming up what am i going to do about round 63 what am i going to do about round 63 now that's five rounds from now i could maybe get to elite sniper by then maybe but that's still not oh this increases shrapnel popping power oh this is good this is just there's an upgrade still okay so that's not bad [Music] and that's only that's probably the best upgrade because that'll also pay for itself and it increases shrapnel popping power which is nice i get um okay so now i have supply drops coming and hopefully i can get the elite sniper an elite sniper should make everything better right come on nice oh we're holding can i get elite sniper in time that's the real [ __ ] question i think 10 000 more you can sell both of these for 3 000 each it's 9 000 six thousand elite sniper should get me there right oh 63 is here oh [ __ ] oh no i gotta add something wait pause i have to do something i have to do something i have to do something i have to do something i gotta spend this money i gotta spend this money i have five thousand in the bank i can just upgrade the dark monkeys i can upgrade the dart monkeys but to what to what to what to what to what to what crossbow with quick shots spikapult this is there's ceramics right just get a [ __ ] juggernaut i think i get one juggernaut in range of the thing ah this guy juggernaut was top path with quick shots or long range he doesn't need he doesn't need camo he's already he's already he's already oh he is he's not he's not quick wait we're holding imagine you can all have some did we hold no no no so we have to sell these i need the [ __ ] elite sniper 14 000 no we're not gonna make it we're not gonna make it oh we're barely making it i hate please god hold dear wait we made it 65 wait hold hold the goddamn line hold hold the goddamn line i have more dart monkeys i don't know i got to put them here because they don't do anything until the the lead's been popped all right and then i'm going to get more snipers we're just going gonna get we're gonna get elite sniper and then more snipers come on come on baby we're almost there come on come on all right what's i think i just need i need a head shot the sniper squad dude the sniper squad do i need shrapnel or i think i think i want all right we'll do this i just need to get to 80. i just need to get to 80. i'm so close i'm so close we have all these snipers working overtime okay i think i'm just starting to get i think i start to get crossbow monkeys is this guy in range sweet i need to spend my money i need to spend my money i need to spend my money actually i need to get understand whatever i think i should full auto follow that's right i get a full auto get full auto get full auto get full auto get full auto my god this could be it we just can't choke we have 41 life yeah i'll sell the farms pretty soon oh spy drop what am i doing dude yes that's money okay i think if i is it possible for me to get sentry champion in time for around 80. that would guarantee me the win century champion is actually a big big increase on dps for this perfect lane so both of these can you sell the free dart monkeys oh no you can't that would be sick dude if the dart monkeys were an income generating asset that'd be sick because i want this so bad i don't want to waste my money though i don't want to like i don't want to not spend it i'm so worried about not spending it i'm so worried about not spending it come on pause actually actually pause pause pause pause pause wait i'm actually gonna die i'm worried i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i need to spend it on something turn off auto start what is that what is that oh please god yes turn it off turn it off turn it off all right oh well now i need to okay let me just think god damn let me think for a second christ okay plasma monkey fan club this is salt i mean this is not that many nearby monkeys you know okay this guy's made some real squish for me okay i think i have 16 000. if i can get to this i think i'm good this is such a massive increase in raw popping power well there's almost no place for the centuries because i put so many monkeys none of these guys have a good surface area or angle of attack i almost want to squeak in another sniper i think i just squeak in another sniper if i could just get to this i'm going to feel so good because it hits the moab it hits this side it's just a good spot it's a good spot it's a double lane spot it's the only double lane spot i gotta try i gotta try can i hold seems so greedy i can sell both of these though come on we just need one more of these we'll sell the free monkeys literally sell this it's not doing anything headshot bro we're so close we're printing money i can sell these what exact amount of mine do we need what exact amount of money do i need 34 000 okay camo regrow fortified ceramic balloons wait camo regrow fortified ceramic balloons camo i think they give you whenever they have all those attributes though they don't give you that many balloons to fight which is not that big a deal we're close we're close dude we're [ __ ] close do i get sentry champion or do i get [ __ ] moab interesting the sniper army is so goated yeah i think because of this double lane situation i want listen i have to make this engineer worth it this engineer has been trash for six hours i have to make him worth it what next i'm stressed straight up i'm stressed come on it's oh that's big money that's big money that is big money 34 560. that is big money 34 000 we're not even that far off we're not even that far off next round not yet not yet not yet every banana counts every banana counts so okay we got there we got the railroad we got there we got there give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me give it yes okay okay okay okay okay relax relax everyone calm down you guys are getting too freaked out you guys are getting too freaked out okay now i need to sell these so it's in the right spot put it right here put it right here that's got to be powerful enough oh please be powerful though problem sentries drop them drop them dude drop them freaking me out dudes freaking me out i'm literally getting freaked out okay now i think we upgrade every every monkey into monkey crossbow or i can upgrade that i can actually upgrade this guy right the sharpshooter do i have the i don't have the okay or i can get monkey fan club i guess it's 8000 okay okay all right we're almost there almost there we're almost there we're almost there the sentries are so strong they're so loaded and goated instant click instant frame perfect click okay we can get monkey fan club right now bro i don't think this is actually right i don't think this is that what i want i think all i want is another sniper dude straight up i think i want another sniper unless it converts all of them unless it converts 10 that are the 10 closest because it only hit none of my monkeys hit more than like six fan club oh god dude we're barely holding i'm [ __ ] stressed i'm so stressed i'm stressed i'm sweating i'm sweating i do not want to have this okay so when the round gets hard we just spam the abilities i can't get plasma monkey i can upgrade um range or pop more balloons per shot i guess i guess razor sharp shots doesn't matter okay okay we can sell this now can sell this now we're only two rounds away what else do i need i need something else i think one more sniper right yeah i do i do i think one more sniper yes fully automatic and you will have also shrapnel yeah yes in fact with all my rest of money i'll just keep getting snipers oh my god we did it i think we did it i literally i think we did it using engineer sniper and monkeytown and plenty of plantations all right 79 come on come on come on baby hold the line hold the line team hold the line dude these snipers are getting the job done i love that about them it's a firing squad come on deep breath deep breath deep breaths beef breaths deep breaths keep fresh come on yes final round final round final round where's my where's my thing okay how long does this last how long has this last monkey fanny club 15 seconds okay i gotta use the timing correct all right i got a little bit of time i will upgrade what i guess the range on every one of these things the range and the can i get to crossbow yeah crossbow crossbow and quick shot then you you're not in range you are in range you're not in range i mean this guy's in a better spot for everyone though so um crossbow quick shot okay everyone else you get hey babe hey david i'm just trying this fun game balloons for the first time it's not the first time no my first time first time and i'm actually it's my first attempt at this level and i'm trying to beat it and i think i'm about to knock it out so yeah for sure i'm actually almost done something okay all all right here we go baby here we go here we dude i'm not even seeing the enemy that's how strong my army is awesome that's how strong my army is we don't even fear the enemy because we don't even see it you can all have some dude what a rush what a ride oh my god what a rush first try too i don't know why i'm getting so excited about it something about beating that one first try whoa okay free play me real quick turn this down let's get the does anyone have them have the most recent shanty with everyone in it i gotta put it on oh yes dude yes with quincy i knew quincy could do it i knew he had it in him i knew it and you know what it's all thanks to not just me not just you not just quincy but hulu hulu which sponsored it all thank you hulu amazing 75 live channels plus tons of amazing shows i cannot i cannot believe the value i'm stunned not only by our victory day but by the value that you can get by getting a huge description also includes disney plus and espn plus and all the live sports i'm gonna watch the suns tomorrow thank you hulu my god would not have been possible without you let's there is a game called with this player of the game was atroci he tried the same things on repeat despite his chatters please soon will the bfb one day when the popping is done we'll take our points and go it was not just einstein you see who knew the definition of insanity when atrialk does the same thing for four long hours or so six and it worked and it worked streamer into the sun one day when the popping is done we'll take our points [Music] just wins the game it is [ __ ] advanced it is not that hard bro [Laughter] thank you all for watching i probably probably probably will not be able to stream tomorrow i'm gonna go hang out with uh stands maybe even lud and uh watch the sun's game and climb and and do some things but it's it's that i do a little bit i'm not gonna i probably won't because you know what i want to do is hopefully get ready for a monday marketing monday come back i know we didn't do get smarter saturdays but i think we all got a little smarter today i think we don't need to watch youtube videos to get smarter when we've got the perseverance the deep deep intellect that we was on display today i feel like everyone gained brain cells from watching i believe it was einstein who said do the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and eventually it'll work that's how i invented the nuclear bomb thank you i'm einstein have a good night think on that i would like to rate somebody i would like to raid i guess a spectacore did the first song right and he's also playing hitman which is a fun game why is he doing hitman trilogy world record doesn't he have the world record uh i could also do a long shot well i was gonna write nickname but his title is mean so i'm not writing nickname uh i'll raid i will raid actually have ever read psychic a psychic live i don't think i've read it psychic in a hot minute did you guys notice the second voice is a little bit deeper interesting maybe your jokes don't fly so far anymore he's not live ah cringe how about we raid i'll just race back to where he made the first song he kicked off the song take four oh second goal live second if you go live i'll rage you because you bring it home psychic if you go live i'll give you a raid right now i'm actually i'm rating your offline shot so you better you better hope they are there when you go live stick around for the second show psychic if you beat this first try with quincy everyone in chat will say poggies but you can't use any purple you can't use any purple monkeys either all right good luck uh you can't just copy my stride obviously cause my stretch goated you can't copy my strat try and find a new strat with quincy with no purple monkeys tougher than it sounds tougher than it sounds bye have a good night

hello I'm praying that I'm on my channel not Connor's I checked it like 12 times okay I'm on my channel oh thank goodness thank goodness hi hi everybody let me get um chat on the screen holy moly do I look tired do I look as tired as I feel um we're also just using the camera mic uh cuz the other mics have been glitchy so just doing this look normal okay great hello sorry I'm so late for bake alongs I hate being late to bake alongs because you guys are just waiting for me but I've been not well I've been unwell okay why is chat not on the screen this is driving me crazy or notifs okay there's both can you guys hear NOS cuz I can't hear notifs you can hear them okay well I just okay someone notif feel bad damn it I literally hate when this happens there's no reason I can't hear them my sound is on yes hi hi guys sorry I'm so grumpy this morning it's actually kind of insane um but hello hello hello hello I just want everything to work I recently found your baking playlist on YouTube and I love them oh I don't know if I have much baking on YouTube so it's good find good find Mystic rival save you the Prime C jack cheese save you the three years Tardis thank you for the two months Winery games thank you for the prime Nismo girl thank you for the 6 months Gooby draws thank you for the 9 months Liz thank you for the four years holy cow we also can't have music today because I'm using the camera mic so we can't separate it I'm so sad H serpent thank you for the seven months my girlfriend's at work I'm here to get the recipe for her well the recipe is in Discord but I guess the instructions are right here when is the cooked show um I need to reply to my lovely graphic designer who's working on the logo and stuff and then we'll start probably after Jason gets back from Japan something up with your lab mics yeah I don't know what's wrong with them to ever in the US with me uh when does the existential dread end um here's the thing thing that I've learned is like we're all going to die eventually so like who cares who the president is is that a crazy take I don't care anymore just I literally can't be bothered QTC heart yeah can you get your chair back after the charity auction I mean I never took it to the charity auction so you already live in California California is great we got healthy food we got signs on doors that tell us that we're getting cancer from stuff taxes are hies great place great place great place to zero thank you for the 19 months shaky bones thank you for the 22 good thank you for the seven jario thank you for the three Abby yeah L I love paying half well I'm not going to be able to hear notifs so cuz I did everything on my end that I can do let me just check one more thing I literally Hate Everything I hate that I could never get notif to work it is the bane of my existence it's probably something as simple as like restart the computer and you're like okay yeah there's no reason notifs aren't working so qcy I guess we're just going to give up Amy thank you for the 15 months how do I know the ingredients you need to join the Discord and we po I post the ingredients in the Discord um I post the ingredients in the Discord and then you show up with them and you make them with us my counter is a little messy I need to clean it um some people came over last night Don't Mess with Texas she play board games and I had to make cookies you know me first things first somebody beat my cookie record yay I'm going to wait a little longer until I try to beat it cuz I want there to be like more people does that make sense I want it to be like more of a challenge that sounds pretty dramatic but like you know I want it to be a little harder it was like way too easy also we have like a 20 second a 20 second time save if I just oil My Pan so we're just going to wait we're going to give it like a month we're going to make it worth my time and then we'll we'll do some more speedruns so J thank the prime it wasn't the furry it was someone else they looked fine like their cookies looked fine I have no gripes with them Maro thank you for the 33 still nothing for 100 cookies though I know I'm kind of like I'm just kind of waiting I want to like I I want it to be at least a competition cuz like all these [ __ ] speedrunners I was talking about getting the record and they're like yeah but nobody else has entered and I'm like they're saying it like I like just got handed it cuz I'm the only one that's tried and I'm like no people have tried and gotten rejected like their their qualifications didn't qualify or whatever but um yeah so I'm just want to wait I want to wait until we get some more people backed up and then I'll do it um I'll do more more runs but I I would like it to be a little more competitive if that makes sense you know give me give me something to fight for cuz right now it's a little easy um okay anyway uh I didn't put any makeup on and I probably should have cuz I'm looking a little old today we do a cake speedrun that's not on there there watching you bake on Sundays is a perfect day off to me that's so nice well thank you for being here is Connor gone yeah we kicked him out Connor we kicked him to the curb how's your lip now I put a little bit of makeup on it it's still pretty bad it hurts whenever I like smile it's fine though it's just a big SC have from here to here and the the problem area is it wraps inside and it's against my teeth the bigger issue is I think I have a um I think I have a tooth infection cuz down here it has been hurting I hope you finished your antibiotics yes they are all finished I didn't miss one dose but I'm kind of like did I don't know if they worked cuz my tooth still hurts what happened to your lip I got a sun blister if it was infected you'd be in the emergency room uh well you know infections start slow so that's why I'm nervous I have one would it be funny if Texas fudge cake was invented in Germany as a payback for German chocolate cake I don't know where txas fudge cake was invented if I'm being honest with us uh you should get your tooth test if it's wisdom teeth issue I already have my wisdom teeth removed that is something this sounds like I'm coming at you I'm not I'm not I'm not trying to but this is something always really funny about twitch chat and YouTube comments and stuff like that is like I saw people after the wine I about episode be like that's definitely a cold sore like she needs to stop touching it it's definitely a cold sore guys it's not a cold sore it's just not like I know it's not like a like a doctor has seen it and said it's not and then oh she has tooth paint she's got to get her wisdom teeth removed guys they're gone like they are they are out of here you do be touching it I know I'm touching it it's cuz it hurts anyway it's just it's kind of my favorite thing what am like dude do we need a cup of ground coffee or a cup of brood that's a great question it is a cup of brood a cup of hot coffee one cup of hot coffee anyway I'm going to go to the dentist just to get it looked up cuz I'm do for a cleaning anyway can I use instant coffee absolutely just make sure it's hot I love the dentist so I learned I learned something this is crazy lwig told me this he was talking to somebody and they they were like talking about this whole thing where apparently like sometimes dentists just scam like they'll be like oh you have a cavity we've got to fix it and then it's just so they can make money and it's like pretty like you know just like some [ __ ] because I guess this person went to this dentist and they were like oh yeah I have a cavity and then they went to another dentist and the dentist was like no you don't and then they like never had to do anything about it and it was like fine so here's my problem do you want to know my problem here's my problem when I got insurance by myself the first time when I was like 18 or something my job offered insurance I went to the dentist and he was like oh you have 18 cavities and I was like oh cuz I've always had really bad teeth cuz my parents my teeth look fine right they look fine but my mullers and stuff are really bad because my my parents never like made me brush my teeth like I'm not kidding you like I don't remember ever like my parents be like brush your teeth go to bed so I didn't start brushing my teeth until like sixth grade when I realized like my breath stink and it was like gross you know um and even then it was like you know and then when I was in high school I brushed it all the time but like all those years of all that stuff messed up my teeth um and everyone being like Oh my gosh cutie that's so gross you don't understand what it's like to grow up with parents that don't pay attention to you and like don't know you know like don't like my adolescence was my parents getting divorced and remarried so no one was paying attention to me and if no one teaches a kid to brush their teeth they don't brush their teeth so like I I it's just the biggest thing I hate whenever I talk about it child is like ew you're gross I was a child and no one told me like cut some slack anyway so my teeth have always been pretty bad like upon adulthood so when I went in there and they said 18 cavities I believed them right I was like oh makes sense and so then I spent like months getting them all filled and I've had like I've had four root canals and I just like believed them and now hearing this I'm like oh my God QTC punch I wonder if I even had that many cavities cuz that's a lot of [ __ ] cavities anyway that's my story I was just thinking about it lately yeah 18 does seem insane okay clumsy you're just annoying me you're really annoying me I don't I I haven't done this in a while I've been really good at like not Banning people because of me being annoyed but today is not my day and you're just being really annoying goodbye see you later you can fill out in a band form we'll see in a few months I know this is really Petty and not nice but you're just annoying you're just really annoying I just couldn't stop telling me what to do um naachu thank you for the 20 um so what do you have to do with your teeth now when did you see your dentist oh that doesn't have anything to do with my teeth now just whenever my teeth hurt I like get kind of stressed out cuz I'm like oh my gosh am I going to have to get a run of the root canal like cuz I've had like all of my mullers have been root canaled like all my main ones have been root canaled and so this tooth over here hurts and then I'm like nervous also did you guys know you guys might not have know this but sometimes you have to get root canals redone because they leave a little bit of the infection or the little bit of like the yuck up in there um um they leave a little bit of the yuck up in there and you don't figure out until years and years later so then they take off your root canal and then they they try to clean it again and then they put your root canal back in can you believe you don't know what a root canal is are you knocked out no you're not knocked out I mean I also prefer not to be knocked out a ro so your tooth has four roots so imagine my hand is the Moler in my mouth back here you have four roots so root canal is when you get a cavity and that cavity yuess gets into your roots and so that's bad because that infection could eventually like kill you and also cause you a lot of pain before it kills you um but so what they do for a root canal is they go in with a drill they open it up and they essentially suck out all the meat cuz in inside your teeth you have like little nerve endings so they suck them out um and they suck suck suck suck suck and then what they do is they put some like not metal like I think probably like aluminum rods they put some rods up there rods rods rods so all of those little crevices then get filled with wires they put wires up there and then they put a cap on it so it's nice and pretty and looks like a tooth still anyway I've had four of those and I've had two redone so brush your teeth tward thank you for the 29 um BRB going to brush right now he thank you for the 27 months Captain Coya yeah there's a few things so it's sometimes like you're just screwed and you have like really acidic saliva and sometimes your teeth are just weaker sometimes like I don't know anyway teeth suck just know they suck and it's like all my back teeth they hurt so bad okay that's crazy Lou you've got to get them removed that's not okay all right where's chat there you guys are any tips for clean teeth I mean just brush and floss regularly after you have coffee you should rinse your mouth out at least anything that like destroys an anal yeah my front teeth are fine it's just my back teeth I'm very lucky for that but Maddie think you're the prime cuz coffee like destroys your enamels so you should always just rinse out with water like if that's all you can do obviously but is it just break brownies what we're making kind of is there a buttermilk substitute you can do sour cream you could also just do normal milk with some lemon or lime juice in it okay everybody you ready do you have veneers I don't but I've always thought about getting them cuz I have really sorry I'm like talking about teeth so much I've really really thin uh enamel and like my teeth are kind of see-through see so I thought about getting veneers but I don't think I need to yet I only have a 9 by9 pan will be fine yeah you just might have like a thicker cake um I'm not planning on getting veneers for the record I just like it's just something I've been self-conscious about but I don't I I don't want to get veneers I do want to get invisaline to fix my little like snaggle tooth but um it's normal that teeth are a little transparent I know but like the bottoms are like H whatever okay let's go I mostly want to go cuz I really want to be D content totc Jam you floss four times a day how that's so lucky too much flossing can be bad oh my gosh I wish flossing was like second nature to me admittedly I'm still really bad at flossing even with all of my teeth issues oh it's fun huh all right whatever uh let's bake who has the how words Hi D who has the ingredients today who's baking with us sorry again I'm so late I usually I really do like to jump into bake lungs much faster but I've been sick and so it's been hard hard so my kitchen's dirty cuz we've had people over the last few nights which has also been hard when you're sick and tired and my cat is yelling at me have a smoke I don't want to have a smoke I just want to clear off my table and have my cat stop yelling at me I hear you Jersey okay D is really loud yeah I need to put these light bulbs in and I got swiffy this little palm bomb for his fees okay yeah okay all right okay all right okay preheat year oven to 350 everybody 350 here we go and start brewing some hot coffee it needs to be hot if you've already brewed it and it's cooled down you're just going to micro bit before we use it it's not a problem stay Med sign 3 months I'm going to turn the lights on it's a little dark Mel wire thank you for the Prime thank you guys for the subs I'm sorry it's been a slow week but I've been pretty consistent prior to the past week with getting sick and going on family trip so I'm not going to beat myself up about it too much even though I want to even though I freaking want to I won't do it okay Jason is not baking with me I'm sure Jason is still sleeping he still talking about teeth no I'm using a disposable pan CU I don't think I'm going to keep this cake I think I'm going to give it to somebody so that's why I went out and I bought a disposable pan [Applause] okay I need water I also you guys want to know something I have gone a whole week without coffee I'm doing a little coffee break just a little coffee break no withdrawals no surprisingly don't think I'm addicted to coffee I think it just makes me happy which is kind of cool um but yeah I think it's good to do every once in a while but I've been doing matcha so it's not like a full caffeine break I've been doing like matcha and green tea and black tea and I've just been doing teas C makes me poop oop I love tea though yeah that's why you're sick no I was it's not why I was sick I got sick before I stopped drinking coffee um good afternoon Auntie excited for Tuesday I'm excited for Tuesday all right I think I might have gotten too much better it could be why um it could be why I'm more grumpy though for sure actually that's a good point jell versus cute well thank you guys um you got your Peppa and ready to go that makes me excited [Music] um teas are good too oh my gosh did your teeth start hurting before after you got sick so my tooth so that's what's funny tanita that's the thing it's chicken or the egg because I got an ear my ear started hurting and then my tooth started hurting so I thought it was just a tooth infe or an ear infection that was like bothering like inflaming my jaw or whatever but now the ear is gone away and the tooth is still there but I'm just yeah they're all connected I need that's the thing is I've got to go to the dentist anyway cuz I'm like I haven't got I'm like you're supposed to get a cleaning every 6 months it's been eight months so I need to go anyway I saw someone be like cutie are you going to cover the Joe Biden news what do you want me to say besides he dropped out that's what I didn't understand can I say something listen I love Hanan my my brother in Christ but like everybody Joe Biden drops out and everyone's like where's Hassan he needs to he needs to report on this all he did was read Joe Biden's message what do you want him to do does he have someone to call who is he going to call like I don't I don't get it I don't get it and I know he's got like 120 which he deserves very much so like it's he's in his Niche right like he's he's in his Niche and it's thriving I assume this is like what would happen if like Taylor Swift dropped an album right or Taylor Swift died people would come and want to see my reaction to it but like I don't know what information he has that like the rest of the world doesn't have because he has all the same information we have so when people are coming to chat and they're like cutie what do you have to are you going to cover the Joe Biden thing all I have to say is he dropped out I have nothing else to say no I think he's epie I think Joe Biden's epie he needs a break he's tired all right need water I need water and I need to brew my hot coffee yeah for the record I know hanan's smarter than I'm giving him credit for it I just think it's so funny that people are like like Hassan literally if he was like at his mother's funeral he would have to leave to come talk about Joe Biden so crazy squeaks misses you okay cringe no one caught up on it or no one caught it but during Connor's auction when I pulled out the Post-it note from my cat my chair it said squeaks looks like an iPad kit and I was hoping someone would notice but no one did water straight out of the tap like that is diabotical that's filtered cuz it was filmed mirrored yeah yeah but like you freaks are you freaks do more for Less emergency I'm out of sugar can I use powder to Brown you can use Brown it'll be a little different but you can okay I'm so tired okay let me make my coffee you need a cup of hot coffee to start with everybody one cup of the hottest coffee a girl can have okay apparently my coffee maker is not PL init what [Music] drama who unplugged my coffee maker okay you want hot hot coffee I don't know if this will make a cup but we'll see [Music] no coffee for me today I work tomorrow no you need the coffee for this I'm not making it for me guys you need the C you need the coffee for the this for the recipe I'm planning to release a diss track on cutie okay I'm going to tell you something this sounds mean I don't think anyone will listen to it not because it won't be good but because like I don't think anyone cares to diss me not to be that person but I just don't think anyone cares to like you know everybody likes me you don't think you have haters no I have a lot of haters but like even my haters would hate a Dis Track they'd be like cuz all my haters just think everything's cringe so you'd make a distract you'd make a diss track and it would be like they'd be like oh my God this guy's so cringe this guy's so [ __ ] cring he's trying so [ __ ] hard to get this girl's attention on the internet um someone said I have Clips off I just Clips are just sub only sorry you have to pay if you're going to farm me that's how it works but if you want to make a Dis Track for your own creative um Outlet do it by all means be creative be wild be cretive I love that for you for the record I need everyone to know I'm wearing shorts I need everyone I'm wearing shorts in case you see anything it's not coochie number one it's not underwear number two it is shorts number three but it's definitely not crabs I think if I got crabs you guys would know cuz I'd be so itchy and I hate being itchy so I would tell you guys I be like uh oh guys the crap are at it again you know all right bake along people we are starting we're starting with something very simple you're going to get out a small bowl or I'm using this jar woo food andir thank you for 30 months you just need a cup of hot coffee I don't think I got a cup I think this gave me damn it it gave me under a cup okay well make sure it's hot if it's not hot microwave it it needs to be hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot h o t t o g o all right well you can take me hard to go oh my matcha came I ordered matcha cuz I was being really lazy isn't that funny isn't it funny to hear the words like oh I was I'm being so lazy when I have to like when I'm doing all this [ __ ] you know what I'm saying sometimes I'm a walking contradiction that's the craziest thing people all the time will call me a hypocrite like that's an insult [ __ ] I know I'm the least consistent person I've ever met my jaw is cracky new Addiction chat this recipe is insane this recipe is so freaking this is a funny recipe it's a fan favorite though I usually make this for like family reunions or barbecues this is a perfect recipe for like a barbecue it's not a pretty cake but it's a godamn good cake all right maybe we just have a sip of coffee I won't have any all right all right one cup of very hot coffee very hot it needs to be very hot now I'm just going to actually use this I was going to use my jar but I'm not going to we're going to add our third cup of cocoa powder directly into this okay oh my gosh I don't have any measuring cups cuz I've been a baking fiend lately don't use cold coffee it needs to be hot the reason being is we're blooming our cocoa powder when you bloom your cocoa powder it forces it to um use more liquid now instead of when you're baking so if you don't Bloom your cocoa powder you run the risk of a dry dry chocolate cake that's why often times when you have a dry chocolate cake It's usually the cocoa powder it wasn't treated correctly but let me tell you something about me chat I will teach you how to treat this girl right all right I will always do that so we're just going to mix our cocoa powder into our hot coffee the heat really helps it and forces it to start absorbing it kind of activates the cocoa powder so it like opens it pores and takes a sip of this coffee and the reason you use coffee is coffee and chocolate are best friends right so coffee brings out an extra layer of depth in chocolate um most people this is their number one mistake with chocolate cake I swear to God I see this all the time all the freaking time you'll see chocolate cake and they'll say hot water don't you [ __ ] dare okay don't don't you dare use hot water on a chocolate cake you dumb [ __ ] and I that's something I really am passionate about always use coffee okay there you go so this is just going to hang out okay what if I can't have caffeine how what you question you know chocolate itself has caffeine right it does number one you can use decaf number two chocolate itself has like a little bit of caffeine in it it does not it does you lying no I'm like 99% sure you [ __ ] Google it [ __ ] you hey hey we have an attitude today me I've got the attitude you're not allowed [ __ ] you all I'm a goddamn professional I'm a professional smoke what the [ __ ] there's a fly in my door Dash oh my God they didn't bring my matcha wait [Music] [Music] got my fruit cup though Karma [ __ ] how much cocoa did you add I need help a third cup you can just look at the recipe in the Discord you don't need help thank you for Subs okay well [ __ ] I don't want to order another Macha can I just have coffee chat after I went on that rant about about a week off about coffee and I'm on a break about coffee I'm on a coffee break cuz otherwise I'd have to order another matcha cuz I Ed my last matcha powder these bastards I'm so mad cuz it's also can I sorry we're going to have a moment it's also La so it's like a $10 [ __ ] matcha I'm going to message them do you still have it I'm not mad I promise I'm not mad but could you bring it back please you didn't bring it I'm not going to punish him it was probably an honest mistake okay I'm just going to reorder it chat and then like maybe order something I can like warm up for dinner like later what do you think and then today can be an eat out day that's kind of fun we need Justice get a refund no I feel bad cuz then the guy gets in trouble I don't want the guy to get in trouble it's better just go to the store grocery store oh oh would you like me to end this stream so I could go to the grocery store I really it's better to go to the grocery store I know that but there's a little there's a little something in my way right now I'm doing a little something IRL stream would be epic no chat you can't come to the grocery store you guys will be weird you'll make me look weird in front of all my friends at the grocery store extra Emily would take us to the grocery store yeah extra Emily would also show you her home address I'm not you guys [ __ ] Jason frogs over here think I'm going to just like walk outside give you my GPS I'm not trying to show you all my friends license plates okay okay Chad they have this place where I want to get my matcha has chia seed pudding so I can get that and then have it for breakfast tomorrow that's kind of fun huh so that way I can still cook for dinner cuz I kind of just want to make enchiladas for dinner but chia seed pudding is really yummy in the morning that's kind of fun we'll add granola to it yum it's actually cheesy pudding's so gross let's not we can't pretend as a family can we stop pretending that it's actually good I think we just say it's good cuz it's healthy but it's not good why order it cuz it's like good for you I just lied to you guys for attention and I said yum okay do you guys like my phone case we're getting back to it the Coco needs to sit anyway but we are getting back to it is it Bonita I made it I made it and you guys can make it too when decoden opens Deco Den should be open mid August mid August boys and girls mid August opens after Halo th no popup summer dude the freaking permits took so long I'll I'll I'll do popup I'll do some popup weekends when I can but like my God permits were just hell dude I didn't expect that I didn't know La be like this okay okay yay now everybody this cake has a whole cup of butter if you don't know what a cup of butter looks like it looks like this a whole cup of butter but it's melted so feel free to microwave microwave it I'm just going to throw mine in a pan cuz I move a little slow anyway waa thank you for the five gifted I appreciate that being a friend thank you you're also going to be using a pan later so like if you want to do a pan if you don't your best life I don't care being a friend okay so I threw my butter in here we're just going to melt it super simple nothing more than that just melt okay that's a pot okay oh the pop police is here is there a reason to not brown the butter no you can't if you're feeling wild and crazy and free most people just microwave it so you don't have to Brown it it is a Texas cake so keep that in mind this is a Texas fudge cake so we're this is fudgy this is where's your dress from I don't know Taylor got it from me why did I just Google Dy oh I was trying to Google does all right this recipe is funny cuz you do a lot of separate components so let's um we're going to need a few different bowls let's do our drying ingredients right now just to get it out of the way oh no all my bowls are dirty so we just have our cocoa concoction sitting over here stir it because your cocoa might have floated to the bottom so you just got to stir it a little bit here is my twitch Prime from Prime day and then we're going to do two cups of flour Mar pie thank you for the two months it's very nice I was bummed you didn't win Pokemon missed my sub o johnmy that's awkward johnmy thank you for the 18 sorry my freaking thing isn't going off but twerking turtle thank you as well okay two cups of flour everybody not a lot of flour in here what are some characteristics of a Texas fudge cake um it's very fudgy there's a lot of sugar there's a lot of butter it is something that makes this cake really unique is normally I will always tell you guys to wait before you frost it I'll always be like okay has to cool down and then we can Frost it this one the frosting is actually hot we make a hot mixture for the frosting and we put it on while the cake is hot miss my 12 month as well ah I'm so sorry the kitchen's really hard I have to pee really bad though I'll be right back you guys are in Char uh next person types in charge Maria's in charge e e e e sorry the close by bathroom didn't have any toilet paper so I to run to the farway bathroom so I know where extra toilet paper was all right my but's melted okay my butter melted butter TC stair let's focus why don't we melted butter everybody we're just going to throw this in with our cocoa powder cuz they're all hot and they're all friends look at that yes Starbucks is going to be selling this real soon so this is butter cocoa powder and coffee all in a hot concoction so it's all warm Maria thank you for their service Sage cage thank you for the prime okay so to bring everyone up to speed we've got one cup of hot coffee in here one cup of melted butter and 1/3 cup of cocoa okay over here we have 2 cups of flour that's all the flour we're going to need we don't need much flour in this really been baking too much all my stuff dir okay in here oh I need my baking soda we need our baking soda and our [Music] flour metal guy thank you for the year Becca thank you for the 51 months okay so we're going to add a teaspoon of baking soda in with our two cups of flour okay and now our salt half a teaspoon of salt goes in here as well I go a little heavy with my salt okay we're just going to mix these together so this is your flour baking soda salt what happens if you don't put salt it's just not as good so Sophie thank you that Prime dang it I'm late as you'll see my butter separates from my coffee cuz oil and liquid aren't friends so you can just stir it together it's fine we're just they're just all friends now okay let me recall for a second I think we do something funky with this recipe yeah we're going to do something funky all right we're doing something funky everybody you use baking powder instead of baking soda yes but Google your um conversion right um we're going to do two cups of sugar directly in with our our dry ingredients which isn't very normal oxen the 6 months let's go baking time so our sugar is going right in with our dry ingredients not normal at all we're doing that two freaking cups which is lot of sugar okay we're going to mix this all together actually I'm going to do this in a bigger bowl why is sugar in the dry cuz it's a weird recipe that's why I said it's [Music] funky okay sorry I haven't been the best at giving instructions today I'll be honest with you guys now in another Bowl I'm just going to use this one cuz I have it out but you can use a much smaller Bowl all we're adding in here is our eggs and our buttermilk and our vanilla so we need half a cup of Buttermilk it eyeball okay half a cup of Buttermilk a teaspoon of vanilla and two eggs is there a big difference between vanilla extract and vanilla powder no okay okay we're just going to break up your eggs in your buttermilk so this is buttermilk eggs and vanilla before we combine I'm going to remind everybody what's in your bowls you've got coffee cocoa powder and melted butter in this cup you've got buttermilk eggs vanilla in this one flour baking soda salt and sugar in this one okay okay now fun part we're going to pour half of this in mix up it's going to get thick half of this in mix up Taco Bell thank you for the prime get it all mixed you'll just when it's combined is when you add the next thing in Maria asked when I was going to the bathroom what's the difference between this being brownies and Cake it's not as dense as brownies that's it you could say it could be like um a cakey brownie you could call it brownies if you wanted to okay combined now the rest of your coffee butter cocoa powder mixture get that in there and this smells just like I remember it get it all combined you'll start getting it gets this really beautiful shine to it and now the rest of your egg butter milk vanilla combination this recipe gives me so many memories of just like bulk making this in the bakery this cake is so popular can you over mix this you can over mix anything but it'd be kind of hard okay and this very runny consistency that's it this is your batter so now prepare your pan you need a 9x13 pan I'm just doing this one and then just spray it with some pan spray or put some parchment in it's up to you you also don't like have to because you eat it out of the pan this isn't one that you like dump and make all pretty like you just you just eat it out of the pan so you don't like have to like yeah it's a very thin cake butter all right then we're just going to pour that in okay now we're going to put it in the oven I only have 10 x 12 that'll work oven's at 350 we're going to put it in there we're going to check on it at 25 minutes um but it can be 25 to like 40 minutes so we're just going to see where we get okay the butter helps it cook a little faster um and now we're going to wait we are going to make our fr frosting while the cake is still hot so feel free to like clean up a little bit and then we're going to make our frosting I didn't have time to go to the grocery store today dang it well you can make this later it's so liquid mhm it's a very liquidy batter Nico thank you for the sub eating my fruit can I use emotes now you should be able to TMI but I just started my period I'm craving chocolate going to devour this cake yeah you this cake is perfect for that does it taste like coffee at all no not at all yeah it smells so good way to go cutie now I'm going to ruin I'm going to continue my day TMI day Ru you guys know I read that TMI that was not my t TM I I read that out of chat oh hi K how are you feeling I'm a little sick are periods really TMI I don't think so is that a solid gold Fork yeah definitely did I tell you one time I saw some people like arguing in comments about how like I'm so pretentious cuz I eat with gold Forks [ __ ] these are from Target what it blew my mind oh I think that was rotten yucky you know when you beat in rotten you you take a bite of rotten fork or fruit and it kind of tastes like beer it's like fermented a little bit you're like oh God yeah the kiway Kiwi Sarah I think you the 29 months I took a bite of fermented applesauce once so I gardened like all day yesterday chat tell me why my plants look more sad today CC spin CC spin C 32 months like I pruned them I watered them I like gave all my tomatoes like they're I pinned them not pin but you know what I'm talking about yeah I think they're stressed I put them on their sticks Love Fool I've never had that pruning I didn't know pruning stresses them Rarity think you the seven cu when are you and J do a baking stream I don't know not hi QT hi CH nothing on the schedule right now do you like Texas sheetcake yeah stresses them out short term yeah they seem so stressed but at least now they all have their cages like all my the tomato cages what you do it on Tuesday I can't leak it it's Jason's thing Tuesday night I might game with yarn for Cass asked Jello they need to be in the cage I know I need to Clips I felt like [ __ ] when I got back from the auction I was so tired 510 TN thank you for the Prime schwamp thank you for the prime sorry chat and P pack you think I was punishing Connor I had an idea of IRL just to impress stream I I need to play just to impress first I don't really understand the hype around it it's just a fashion show so if we did an IRL version it would just be a fashion show sh I send the stream soon yeah I need to do that watching this playing right now my water tastes gross you think people would like an IRL fashion show we just need so many clothes I want to play with the faas boys I want to play with like Max and Jason and Lacy and Ronaldo I think it'd be fun yeah I'll play with Ron he's kind of weird but I think I would play with him Jason played it last night that [ __ ] bastard jerk who who did he play with DOT he was up till 2: a.m. playing it alone he fake as hell I'm taking that partner badge away I literally went into his chat and I said do you want to play will I said will you play I already forgot the dress to impress with me and he was like yeah cutie I'd love to play dress to impress with you he played it alone he didn't even message me I'll get a clip for you I don't want to watch this stupid ass clip Kai Cloud think of the Prime what an [ __ ] what time should the oven be at 350 I'm not talking to him ever again he ran out of content he and Max are in a contest for most hours yeah but he could have texted me I would have played I've wanted to play I'm so mad play with the yarn well we're going to play with the yarn too but that [ __ ] ass I'm pissed I got ghosted by an iPad kid can you believe me I've fallen the mighty have fallen what am I holy chat Conor Connor is farming the YouTube what the heck I stole the I stole the name of the video from lewig cuz lewig always does I forced a British man to try every pizza or whatever so I did I forced a British man to try every American snack turns out forcing British people to do stuff does great on YouTube oh XEL thank you for the sub 40K it says 60k on in my on my end 67 wait all these years Connor stayed here I've never farmed him Connor come back I didn't realize I wasn't familiar with your game Connor come back Connor fans are dedicated yeah that must be nice must be nice my fans are lucky if they put pants on in the morning do you think we have more of a girly pop Nation chat now are there more girls here now what do the girls want to do airtight thank for the 10 months in here girls what do you want to do do you guys want to read a crown of thorns or whatever together I finished the first one I have the second one it's so big it's 600 freaking pages but then apparently the author is problematic but I was like bro I'm 30 Pages deep I don't care who she murdered like I there's nothing I can't I'm 300 Pages deep I can't just stop like I it's that I don't deserve that like should I be punished because she has a problem a court of thorns and Roses yeah that's what it's called I didn't know she was problematic I didn't know either Caroline told me that and I was like what of course Caroline knew I I'm talking like on the phone with Caroline about my dad and she's like oh you got to be careful with him he's problematic I'm like how the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] huh how do you know all the girls want Sims and dress to impress okay okay girly pops do you agree with Savannah is that what you want is Jason live right now okay the girly pops are going crazy for that okay we can do that we can do a sims day half a century ttch years let's just like Sims and decorate a house you know also let's beat that parkitect level Jason's not I'm calling him anyway did you play dress to impress without me uh it was it was I had content and I'm trying to run hours on Ma that's crazy no let's run it no I'd rather play alone what that's crazy yes I'm streaming you [ __ ] you're on the day schule though I'm on the Night play oh my God the day schedule is 3 o' I'm sorry I'm sorry I had cont the the chat the chat comes in they're like I thought you were going to play dress impr with Jason he played alone last night content typical watch your Mr Beast video or something oh I already did that oh I had no cont I'm down to play again though did you not watch the video the what thep video I did not wow I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know you know what Jason you're not like silky because you're not doing enough can't believe that cannot believe that the girls are fighting what the hell L nephew okay let's check on the cake okay looking good looking good clean up guys we've got to get ready to make our frosting silky doing too much Jason not doing enough we've been talking about it um my m is here my m is here you guys want to know what I want to do all day I'm ironically I just want to sit in my living room listen to Taylor Swift and make friendship bracelets is that too much to ask that's all I want to do but I don't want to get all my beads out cuz it's messy do you ever want to do a craft and you just don't want to get your like mess out ah this is what I needed I love a good warm drink I thought you're not supposed to open the oven while it's baking inside a myth uh you're not supposed to technically because it lowers the temperature and then it [ __ ] up your baking time but it's fine unless you're making something very fragile like macarons mering suet stuff like that she really matcha needed it Jello that's not how that works what tools we need for frosting like none you just pour it on it's so interesting like it's such a unique it's such a cool unique cake what do you do with all the leftovers um I think I might give this cake to my Pilates teacher I don't know what to do with it I Roto save the prime would you go on the canceled podcast I'm not relevant enough for the canceled podcast but I would love to feel that Fab for once in my life imagine sitting between Brooke and tana and being the ugliest girl in the room I'd be like oh my God [ __ ] I would just Panic they're just so beautiful I just love them they're so beautiful I've started to become like a little parasocial with them I don't watch the canceled podcast no hate to them I just don't listen to podcast besides the yard um um uh but I uh sometimes I like see them and I'm like I could be their friend and then I'm like stop it no you can't they like do cool stuff I want to sit in my I want to sit in my living room and make friendship bracelets we're not the same like we're not the same at all you're so pretty well that's very nice of you but I'm not like tana and Brook pretty you know there's different levels to things all right oh my God I just got two tags number one Sam get a hobby number two Jason needs uh J Jason's already asking me for [ __ ] favors that's crazy when he played dress to impress without me oh God wait I missed all of Sam's other messages Sam I'm assuming you're here cuz you just texted me one minute ago talking about Brook and tana so I'm just going to answer you I'm free anytime after 3 free anytime after free I can dip early I'm free like wait I'm free any time after like 3: I can dip early oh do you want to just come over at 3:30 and then I'll just move wine about it and then what time does fear and come out chat what time does fear and come out it comes out at noon um um okay but oh I just got the second message I will cut that part um and then that's all I'm caught up okay let me just tell for okay all right why are we looking up chat they're probably looking at some creep in chat um okay let us get our cakes out of the oven if they're done so your cake should be it shouldn't be wobbly at all it shouldn't be liquidy at all it should look like a cake and it should smell amazing okay mine is still liquidy so it's not done mine's not even close to done mine's got like a solid like 20 more minutes I'm not kidding you so we're going to sit back down we're going to set our white asses down and wait Jason said he's down to do late night by the way you guys are annoying hey Chatters here's the rule listen here's the rule there are a lot of unspoken things as a streamer that I'm chill with I like when I said Jason's on his grind and I respect that I'm not going to have him go on late night right now it's because I genuinely do respect it it doesn't mean that I want you guys to go then Guilt Trip him into going on late night even though I haven't even asked him if I want him to come on late night I'll [ __ ] ask him and he'll say yes and I know he'll say yes but I I haven't done that yet because I'm respecting his grind and I'm doing that intentionally and I don't [ __ ] with him cuz he played dress to impress without me so Chatters don't do that you guys will still do that but I'm just telling you don't do that will there be a bake along next Sunday um what's my schedule go-to that I post posted Thursday there'll either be one on um Saturday or Sunday I do them on the weekends what's your favorite folklore song I have to know the one don't yell at chat it's like my job I think it's what I get paid for my cake is out Laura how did your cake bake so fast when do you think rep TV is dropping October I also wonder if she would wait I wonder if she would wait to do many album drops until after her tour cuz the problem is after her tour she's going to not have much to keep people talking about her you know so I wonder if she'll wait until her tour ends I can't with Swifty Twitter honestly I know they're a bit of a problem she does still have 50 more versions of tortured Pol to drop well she hasn't even like done any she's done one music video for tortured poets that's insane 30 songs in one music video is insane so like I think I think we uh I don't know maybe her birthday I was thinking debut for her birthday but that's too easy to guess so I don't know if she'd do that that's what I was thinking Mama hail but I don't know Ms it's so nice sorry we're just sitting and waiting literally for a cake to bake when is a cooking show with Jason coming I think after he gets back from Jaan because it's just cuz he's going to Japan like soonish I think what's your favorite thing to bake for yourself I like whenever this is so funny maybe this is an ego thing 25 minutes okay it definitely needs 10 more minutes at least so um my favorite thing is when people come over and like people have come over the last two nights and I've just thrown cookies in the oven so I like doing stuff like that I like making what other people want cuzz I don't really like sweets very much probably like my go-to sweet is like a lemon tart or a lemon bar I really like lemon which is funny cuz I didn't like lemon until I was like 26 which is so weird cuz I'm like 25 now so cooking with Pokey will happen listen I sent okay I'm leaking it I don't care I'm sure we'll do like a more formal announcement how many people are here 3.5 okay I can like it um I'm doing a cooking show with Pokey that we're working on and I'm we're just kind of waiting but it's going to be like very girly pop and it's going to be cute and it's going to be girly and then I'm doing a cooking show with Jason that's going to be more chaotic and ridiculous and stupid and the one with Jason is going to be called cooked so it should be fun the Jason one might start sooner than the Pokey one because I think pokey's busier a bit admittedly will the Pokey and J shows have crossovers maybe kind of like when Hannah Montana goes on Wizards of Waverly pray plays what do you think of the beads on Tik Tok are leading up to a Taylor version drop I don't know I didn't collect those I know I was a little paranoid about collecting them cuz part of me thought that like collecting them gives you a pre-sale code to the tickets when she extends her short T to La which I know is like so dulu but like it's got to be something she's a crazy [ __ ] but also could just be to farm engagement cuz she's a crazy [ __ ] um so I don't know but I don't have the energy to farm those beads so I just didn't it's run by Tik Tok though so I don't think it'll be anything exciting uh I mean it could be a sponsorship so that's what you don't realize is Tik Tok could be giving her a massive check to be running that you know kind of like kind of like how Sofi Sofi definitely footed a large majority of that bill for her tour movie which would be interesting for her to extend her tour and do another show at stoi cuz clearly she has a partnership with them because she needs to do a version of the film with tortured poets Department it's a whole new tour am I crazy okay Adam chill cuz right now she's ending in Vancouver and if she extended her tour by two weeks then her tour is longer than Harry Styles which she's a petty [ __ ] why would she not do that and it would also end on her birthday I also checked for the record and Sofi is available those dates I loved if you go look at sofi's schedule it's open so I missed my now anyway she said it's ending in 2024 yeah of course she's saying it's ending in 2024 so everyone was like oh my God I'm so sad the tour is definitely ending this year like she might extend it [ __ ] it could still end in 2024 but end in December on her freaking birthday I'm seeing Chapel in two weeks where preo Montreal I'm so sad then in September I'm seeing here in New York why can't I get on an airplane why do I feel like Chapel Ron is overhyped okay Angel Have you listened to to her I'm going to start here I'm going to start start with a peace treaty Angel Have you listened or have you been like oh she's so hyped I don't want to listen CU I get that I get that I I know that feeling so I'm just asking 28 two songs the most popular ones I think okay Angel I want you to go listen to Casual cuz any girl in the whole entire world will listen to casual and be like [ __ ] and I'm just going to start you there okay than you the prime what's your phone case I made it it's just a bunch of cute stuff oh my God it's is the cake ready no it's got a little bit I Still Envy get Olivia rrio tickets I know she's performing in Austin I know in October does my cake need to remain hot it doesn't it's okay that it doesn't remain hot you have a question need Baker's experience I want to make shortbread cookies with strawberry filling but I don't want it to be gooey I don't know what to call it I don't want it to be gooey what are you saying you don't your strawberry filling to be gooey if you don't want your strawberry filling to be gooey then don't do a strawberry filling do a glaze just do a strawberry glaze because then it will harden cuz even Jam is gooey like everything is gooey or if you just want to be strawberry like strawberry flavored shortbread then get dehydrated strawberries and and blend them and and then mix it in with your flower well I have issues my cake is really on the top of the plan with the icing uh no it'll be harder for you but it's fine oh boy does stop Caitlyn live in LA Jimmy you knew that answer way too quickly if that's what that was for is he asking you for girls how did you know someone says hot girl I think up Caitlyn can you blame me can you blame me all right checking on my cake okay my cake might be done okay so the way you make sure your Cake's done is obviously the knife test or the toothpick test you just stick it in there see if anything comes out it's looking ready sub Clin has a history with Max what the [ __ ] how do they oh my God it's crazy okay I think we're really close all five of them doing freaking girl content how are there any girls left okay I've got five more minutes at least five more minutes my Cake's done B than you the prime timer is at four minutes oh perfect okay well let's start on our frosting if your cake is out that's fine if your cake isn't you can still start on it the frosting is interesting because we're going to make it hot again so get your pan we're going to do a half a cup of butter we're going to need our milk milk milk milk milk milk milk we're just going to do a thir cup of milk in here you ever thought about opening your own Bakery yeah yeah I thought about that [ __ ] wait it's a third cup of milk have you worked in a bakery yes I did for many years how did this host the stream Choice what not sure what that meant Okay so we've got our butter our milk we're going to add our vanilla just directly in am I supposed to boil all the milk no we're just heating it up we're just getting it all heated up together can I ask what the milk is for for the frosting we're making the frosting it's a very liquidy frosting does lactose matter no okay so we're just going to get this all melted every everybody so we're just going to get the butter melted and the milk and they're all just going to be hot friends they're just going to be hot and Friends okay what is that h o t t o g o I've never afraid frosting this way it's very unique and very cool frosting cake timer okay cake should be done if not close to done you are the best QT I love watching your streams they make my day better this is such a perfect cake to have like at a bar barue or to bring to a dinner I'm doing neither of those things so I'm kind of like why am I making this but okay it's done maybe I'll send it over to the fa house do they want cake do the boys want cake cuz I do not want this all right you're going to take your cake out of the oven it's going going to sit right here it's so moist you can see like it's just glistening it's the most perfect cake I'm not kidding you Texas fudge cake is a perfect chocolate cake okay we're getting this all melted I need one more clear Bowl so you guys can see what I'm doing when I'm making the frosting we'll just reuse this bowl wipe it out where are my my favorite house po holder is so cute oh yeah fourth w send those to me as a good job of Master Baker kind of cool is it a 36 induction it's a Thor it's it's a Thor it's not LG had to cancel my one about subscription due to financial reasons I'm sorry to hear that no worries it's not going anywhere you know if you ever want to catch up on it you can always sub later and then just binge it you can just binge it later so that's induction not just an electric one no this is electric it's not induction all right um if you do have a sifter it is best to sift your powdered sugar into this frosting if you don't have one that's okay that's okay that's okay you're just going to sprinkle it in all right just getting this butter to melt it's living its best life turning my oven off I'm going to get sprinkles out for some reason this cake just tastes so much better if you put chocolate sprinkles on it I don't know it's I don't make the rules I just live by them um but if you have sprinkles or jimmies they're fun to put on there so we used to make this cake so often in the bakery that we had a health inspector come obviously and they were talking about the sprinkles cuz the sprinkles look like Mouse Poop and so we had to be better at sweeping up the sprinkles afterwards because they they thought they were Mouse poopa think I do I've been baking up a storm lately so I don't have any let just use this one okay butter is starting to [Music] melt it's almost done once it's done we're ready to go how does everyone who is baking how does your cake look does it look good I really should have put makeup on someone's asking what's on the stove um this is the start of your frosting so this is butter milk and vanilla it's just cooking together still in the oven that's okay it's okay mine smells great but it's still wet in the middle that's fine just leave it in then it is a really great smelling cake are you just melting the butter yeah melting the butter and it heats up the milk so it's nice what's the photo on the wall it's just some nonsmoking some weed the usual stuff all right so here's our milk butter concoction it's all hot see it's steaming perfect sounded like I said steaming but I said steaming okay we're going to add a four cup of cocoa powder and let's just mix this in so we're mixing this in to our butter and our milk mixture right [Music] [Music] okay now we're doing 3 and 1/2 cups of powdered sugar what is squeaks what what did I miss I just looked up and someone said Liars lying what is he mad about he said that League must be the hardest game ever because it's a gamer wait what sometimes I look away and you guys are on something totally different okay okay so again if you have a sifter I would sift this in here if you don't just sprinkle it on and then mix it sprinkle on mix it cuz you don't want any [Music] clumps my new girlfriend is vegan and I want to bake her something any thoughts on a vegan dessert um most desserts can be made vegan you just have to Google your substitute I hate sifting stuff chat you know this we're doing a total of three and 1/2 cups so you're just going to add stir add stir add stir add stir add [Music] stir just getting it all dissolved why are you guys all saying hi hi new chatter oh that's nice of you good job chat that's nice wow look at you guys someone said hi great is that going to be like a thing now whenever someone says hi you're all going to say hi to them another one okay great love that love that for us how welcoming okay so I've got one of my three cups in here comes cup number two for [Music] what if I don't have a sifter will a window screen work yeah Shady Liz thank the four months see jamm's QTC [Music] cots all right process is so boring I hate sifting I really [Laughter] do okay okay now our last cup and a half so you're going a total of three and 1/2 cups chat someone needs to invent an auto sifter there's definitely it's definitely invented definitely exists L she thinks we're cooking along check the Discord [ __ ] you'll see there are quite a few people cooking along drooling penguin thank you for the prime okay so [Music] annoying I don't want to anywhere anymore no more sifting I'm bored of it [Music] I give up on sifting the frosting to be lumpy what if you just pour without sifting you get like some powdered sugar lumps it's not the biggest deal but you know I'm on my last like half cup so it's kind of like would be crazy to give up now I not use a spoon cuz I did fine this way didn't really make a difference you know all right mixing this together my last mix in okay you're going to get a really pretty shiny chocolate frosting I would I would add some salt actually I would add like a just like a four teaspoon is fine with some salt okay [Music] I'm confused where the chocolate came from we added cocoa powder okay the frosting smells like brownie butter yeah it's so good um okay now all that's left on our hot cake we're going to pour our frosting on I've got some powdered sugar from the sides falling in not scraping the sides of diabolical it doesn't matter just sugar all right so now you're just going to spread this out evenly yum and it's going to set it's going to set in like this really nice consistency once it cools but now you can add your sprinkles to it if you want sprinkles and we're just going to let it cool so I wouldn't recommend cutting into it until it cools you can put it in your fridge maybe I'll throw mine in the freezer while I clean up that way you guys can see a piece of it okay um but that's it I'll give you a closeup so you can see how yummy it looks yum you're not supposed to take it out of the pan No tasty I'm going to throw it in the freezer so then I you can have a piece together so you guys can see it cut but yeah if you're making this at home definitely wait until it's cooled before you cut into it otherwise your frosting will just like goo all off and all right let's just let that set we're just going to clean up real quick and then we'll try it work tomorrow what are we doing well tomorrow I have wine about it I don't know what else I've [Music] got we' got a lot of stuff to catch up on all right if you made the cake post it in the Discord uh I think so glitch leak what are you guys talking about leaks and whine about it yeah I don't know what we're going to talk about and whine about it yeah we just met AG she sucks I'm still freaking siting damn I'm sorry okay clean up clean up everybody clean up clean up your new show leaks oh it's not that's not a leak I feel like I've been very vocal about it but maybe not enough the table starts this week it starts on Wednesday if you guys don't know what the table is it's a monthly show that I'm making with twitch um I get nervous to say with twitch cuz sometimes you say with twitch and people are like ah it's going to be cringe just saying that is a stigma that comes with it um but it's not cringe um it put a lot of work into it um and it starts on Wednesday and essentially what it is is it's like a group of girly pops sitting at a table it's like I invite them to a girls night is essentially like what my idea with it I invite you to a girl's night but like the topic is food because I'm a baker um and uh so every episode has a theme like hypnotic R think of the 19 yeah we need sponsor stands no it's fine sponsor stands is the best that's the best thing stands so nice of him to do that for me so the theme of this first episode is like childhood Nostalgia uh big boy benenson think the 16 and hypnotic Raptor I think the four I think I already think you but um the first yeah the first episode the theme is childhood Nostalgia so like think like Cosmic Brownies pizza rolls think like that thing you get home from school and you're mom just made or whatever you know so that's the theme of the episode and essentially we have a chef that is going to make the food for us and then we sit down and we eat it together and we like talk we tell our stories and like stuff like that so it should be like very I'm aiming for it to be like very like fun and cute and quaint and like bondy and I don't know I just hope it's like a fun little way to like spill memories and just kind of be ladies and talk about [ __ ] that we want to talk about you know um it's a table it's a table to bring everyone together to talk um but it's going to be cool and the first episode is with valky and fley and mang and Tina and I'm excited to learn about what they ate growing up and like their stories of like coming home from school or like things that happened you know so should be cool it starts Wednesday at 2 o'clock Wednesday at 2 o' but like we go as in depth as like submitting recipes so then the chef can make them to like try to match like our memory of the item so then it's like just kind of like a fun like the the thing was like a Ratatouille moment was what I was aiming for like you you take a buy to this and maybe it's something you haven't had in years and you're like oh my gosh I remember this and I remember crying cuz I got cut from the cheer team and my mom made this for me or whatever you know that's kind of what I was going for and then they'll also do like cute little like dinner party games and stuff like that it's not like super long but it'll hopefully be cute and fun and awesome so anyway I hope you guys will like it put a lot of work into it so and we sent them all invites their invites how often will show be once a month um so next month's show is CNA and Mari and daff and it was supposed to be kid but kid can't make it anymore so I need to find a replacement for kaid um but uh yeah it's cool and Al Le we're even doing a live show at twitchcon with Lily and Pokey and extra Emily and Maya should be cool do we have a set yep we have a set it's going to be nice it's going to be cool are boys low I'll think about it oh yeah fan fan would be a good one to replace kid I'll bother her I'll bother fan fan that's a fun idea yeah fan Fan's just going to eat ketchup I hate when she does that gosh dang it I hate when fan fan eats ketchup okay we're going to wait we're going to wait like five more minutes and then we'll have a piece of that cake so you can see it you're just hating I I am I hate ketchup but it's going to be cool I I'm excited for it we sent them all flowers so I sent uh each of the girls flowers with like an invite and boxes of cake we sent them all cake and flowers and Discord as many cake photos I'm going to wait like five more minutes so people can post them but I saw on Leslie stream yeah a lot of people bake today yay I'm so sorry again that I was late I've been sick it's the first time I've been sick in a while at least I'm actually really proud of myself I've been very consistent yeah periods don't count I feel like I've been very consistent with streaming lately and I've had a good flow of things and so I'm happy about that yeah I think people like the schedule too and I've been really good at that too so there's like 100 plus Clips yay that'll be fun I'm excited to watch them I know I got so behind on that why is the stream rewards predict are not working uh cuz it's last year's zinc will help you from getting sick yeah it's weird cuz it's like I heard I've heard some back and forth about schedule some people really like the schedule but then some other streamers told me that schedules are bad because then people pick and choose which streams to show up to and I'm like oh well Frick maybe just morning sickness baby coming soon yes a tooth infection is usually a big signify of morning sickness thank God you asked I feel schedule is good here well I'm happy you guys like it I'm going to keep doing it because it's good for me so I also think maybe call me crazy but I think you guys really I think you guys watch whatever I do I don't think I don't think I have an audience that picks and chooses I think you guys literally just want to know what time I'm streaming and I've kind of picked up on that I mean I think if anything people pick and choose baking streams a little more but regardless I think you guys just like to know what's going on we're adults here we like schedules yeah last time I was genuinely interested was the basketball thing that was a long time ago so I need to do more interesting things that's not good what time is it there cutie it's 4 o' WTF chatter I don't think that person was being mean by any means that they were just telling me do you think you could cook lewig and basketball no I could not have you tried swarm yet what's swarm is BL Beyblade still a possibility yeah I'm still going to do Beyblades and I think I'm still going to do a summer concert I still want to do a charity stream so I usually do one every year in honor of my mom in July so I need I just have been admittedly I've been things have been crazy uh it's a new League of Legends game mode oh really or noty that's a good question I know I'm asking Tech issues at this point but why when you refresh the mobile app it deletes your first stream and shows double I don't know what the heck that means I idea of going to the Fair carnival and trying to win big prize from each game that's a good idea Jello I need to find a carn is there any fairs in La can you cook M on basketball I don't think I guys I'm not going to at basketball time for cake yeah I think it's cool down santonica Pier works but they don't let you film they get mad at you oh I guess the outside they do let you film outside I thought you turn about inside the arcade it's not chilled enough we got to wait 10 more minutes sorry chat I want to show you a slice and it it also gives everyone else a chance to um it also gives everybody else a chance to our pictures OC Fair is happening right now that's Orange County will table be a v YouTube video uh probably both miss the tickets to what have you seen the OC yeah I have Oogie Boogie bash Oh no I got many many tickets I got tickets to four different nights are you still taking iron Mouse maybe I need to ask her if she actually wants to go I want to see Sleeping Beauty cake yeah I need to make that one she camp three ever happening I think so my goal is to do it in September but I don't know but it's going to be different than the other [ __ ] camps it's just going to be a 24-hour stream camping you to be honest are you stressed I'm not stressed I'm really tired I'm so tired I'm epe I've just been sick so I'm a little tired Kai doing another huge stream dude is crazy what's Kai doing right now yeah Jello we've done that once we did it on stream it was fun chain together speed wait he's doing it today I thought that was some like the first or something he's doing it today God damn it how am I supposed to work when Kai's always streaming and I want want to watch him you did yeah I did Jill but we can do it again it's been so many years chain together while chain together yeah I know I saw it so cool maybe when I chill out after the Cake's done sorry today is going to be a short stream I'm just going to finish the cake and then I'm going to end just a short little cozy stream hopefully that's all right with everybody I'm just so tired QTC smoke otmo thank you for the 41 months L hunger Jason shut up I don't need to have any hunger I'm busy yeah why aren't you live my bad you're already a millionaire wow it's hard to recognize you with that purple little check mark next to you Jason do you want to uh go to Disneyland Vio think of the two months when uh when you get back from Japan you may bring one friend you may bring one friend you you can stream it you can stream it going to Japan no but you must choose which friend you can bring you can do a contest Zoomer and Boomer connection not a girl do not bring a girl I swear if you bring a girl and I have to watch you flirt the whole time I will kill myself I feel fine saying that cuz I will okay let's see if the Cake's done I don't want to wait anymore I might just do it anyway okay chat taste test chocolate cake yum it's still a little too warm I'm just cutting a little square out of it okay it's still way too warm see when you cut it and it's too warm lucky number your frosting starts like gooing like melting um but if you wait for it to cool it'll just sit on top tastes really good I don't even like cake and I Texas fudge cake is just it hits different chat it's just good rating out of 10 I'll give it an eight I could use more salt in this recipe probably I think it calls for half a teaspoon it could go for it honestly could go for a teaspoon and a half okay well chat that's all I care for today let's look at the pictures of what you guys made how do I stay so fit and thin because of my baking treats okay number one so nice number two I don't eat that much just eat that much like that's all I'll have of that and then I'll give it away and I would love to be um th but thank you all right May the force be with you all Star Wars L I think the 18 months okay let's look at what you guys made in the Discord you ready who wants to guess how many DMs I have it's bad uh uh I'm at 52 that I need to reply to okay food pics oh my goodness so many of you made the cake today ooh I think I already know who I'm giving my gold star to but one second I'm scrolling up I don't want to leak okay okay here we go as you guys know bake alongs I post the ingredients in the baking stream ingredients right up here so you can buy everything give you a time I'm usually 30 minutes late and then it takes me another 30 minutes to get started but this is where you get the recipes we do it on the weekend so it'll either be on Saturday or Sunday next week probably Saturday yeah Saturday is a safe bet let's go Saturday okay so we'll be doing our next bake along Saturday next week don't know what we will be making but I'll post it in there soon um but regardless when you bake you then post pictures um but here we go pref frosted cake I'm going to see who made it looks good it looks good I use I use measure for measure gluten-free flour cuz my brother Celiac turned out great I taste the frosting and it's delightful yeah this one works really well with gluten-free frosting um or sorry gluten-free flour this recipe is good with glutenfree flour that looks good okay amazing sadly no sprinkles that's okay amazing I accidentally added too much powdered sugar and my frosting was incredibly thick that's okay final product I let my frosting cool a bit too much uh and I Incorporated before I Incorporated the powdered sugar it's you're totally fine it's just a different consistency looks good oh that's a piece I was like yours is so small a piece of it that looks good looks good first time bake long dad and Sun Edition cute hey Dad hey oh chocolate on my lip hey my boyfriend is going to the store for sprinkles but this is it right now oh that's so nice that you made your boyfriend go to the store W boyfriend oh my gosh look they did these little sprinkles looks so good this cake would be so good if we frosted it with Brazilian fudge ooh yeah would that looks good first bake along hell yeah you can also sprinkle some like sea salt on it that's would make it really good chocolate and salt is really good parchment paper wasn't the best idea you're totally fine mine is too shiny no it's fine it's going to it'll the shine will go away the shine will like it's going to set you'll be fine Dragon Duchess that one looks really good paprika really good Petra you are the one that I scrolled by quickly I think you get the golden star today it's just beautiful it looks perfect it looks amazing I mean everyone's looks amazing but there's something about yours that looks particularly particularly good definitely need some sprinkles yeah I should have told you guys sprinkles make it better oh they did chocolate chips okay I also didn't tell you guys I forgot I forgot sorry when it first comes out of the oven it's good to kind of flatten it when you have that mound so that way you don't get frosting buildup cuz see how we have like a moat around this guy we've got a moat so that means the frosting is going to be thicker on the sides than the middle so it's good to Mush it a little bit or even flip it take it out of its pan flip it over so then the flap is on top but it's totally fine it's not a problem at all but if you ever wanted to be perfect shout out jell for encouraging me to catch up okay shout out Jello that looks great [ __ ] it up but it turned out all right uh totally looks fine I'm excited to see what you guys think it tastes like kind of sinky in the middle because of the plate that's okay not quite as glossy as others well I think oh I see you're frosting it looks like you used a darker cocoa powder you might it looks fine but I think you used a dark cocoa powder made a loaf added peanut butter to the frosting doesn't show up visibly yep you could also swirl peanut butter into your batter that'll taste really good ooh this one's really pretty too [Music] pretty sloppy glutenfree yeah once it cools you'll have a much better it won't be as gooey like it'll literally be like a frosting once it cools and it's very easy to like serve once it cools but obviously it's a little gooey right now dare okay that looks nice Yay good job today guys that's a lot what's our record can we make a command for a bake a long record wasn't it the cookies at 57 this one's probably not going to be as many because it's a cake and it's a little you know more intimidating but we got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Bakers today actually that might be the same no no no 28 Bakers today oh my God 29 way to go thank you guys for showing up amazing again I'm so sorry for being late um and for being extra slow today but we will yeah they're still rolling in there's still more people will be posting um also you know there's definitely a few people that didn't post but way to go everybody um we'll be doing this again on Saturday I'm going to post the ingredient uh and decide what we're baking sometime this week um but yeah good job today guys I hope you like it and thank you guys for subbing thank you for chatting um stream's going to kind of go back to normal soon here um but I am doing a shorter stream today because I'm exhausted I might if I take a nap and like feel a little better I might do a late night desktop stream with clips and then League just for the sake of getting Clips done um but don't bet on it I would bet against it in fact but just in case I fill up to it cuz I don't really have much to do today besides just like ch chill and maybe that'll be fun so we'll see look at my eye bags like I'm tired um or maybe clips and freaking dress to impress if Jason's not being an [ __ ] he wants to play alone one year uh beel thank you for the year Calli native thank you for the year as well thank you guys thank you thank you we're doing a really cool um IRL overcooked event on August 3rd so everybody knows I'm a little behind on it but it's going to be cool my kitchen's going to have like five people in it um open to the public we're going to it's going to be tickets we have to do tickets so then we can have security um but very Lim tickets cuz we can only have like you know we can't make I'm trying to figure out what a realistic amount of burgers is to make CU it's just going to be like burgers and chips and stuff but um are people coming to your house no I rented out an entire restaurant I rented out a burger shop so it should be fun should be cool should be fun 75 to 100 yeah maybe that's what we do any leaks on participants wwg slime me I have to think for my other two I haven't decided what will fit the chemistry well I another woman for sure yeah I'm trying to think of someone that's like really bad at cooking I thought about fan fan I thought about Lily but I don't know what Lily anyway I haven't had time to really think about but y'all thank you for the two months um I'll figure it out but anyway it's going to be cool and I need to work on that a lot this week cuz I'm really behind but I'm just behind on everything anyway I will talk to you guys later thank you to White to game for the 17 months Mo bingus thank you for the two um raid whomst ever chat raid whomst ever mods you can fight over it whoever chat wants to raid but I need to go I'm just so tired and yeah okay goodbye guys have fun he said Asian bunny okay great yeah

[Music] what's up uh oh that's what's gonna do speedrun [Music] live split so many things i gotta do [Music] one hour 2243 oh my god [Music] must beat a one hour 22 [Music] [Music] [Music] cool uh yo i don't understand produce us produce me uh hello doug video games streaming all this and more will be yours today uh live split where you at well i split live split live split bam why is it always so small i understand hey doug since you decided to stream today i lost another wife i have 10 wives left how many husbands if you have a lot of backup husbands then you're fine we don't hear enough about all your guys husbands we only hear about the wives it's pride month okay need to give updates on both ends [Music] oh god i [ __ ] love peggle oh i've just wanted to play peggle the last like three days yo thank you for the 17 months edog appreciate it thank you thank you dude uh keno thank you carol council thank you clagan thank you chrissy thank you paige cat thank you thank you dick tingler uh before what for like before streaming to maya's thank you my sunshine thank you uh that was two hours ago but mcfco9 if you're here thank you ben there's a new peggle video uh good news youtube is all pedaled now it's 100 pickle channel um i've decided to pivot i've decided the only game that matters is peggle and any day now there's gonna be a new update i can't wait god i love peggle peggle's the best dude name one thing peggle can't do you can't do it people have tried um yo are people here are you here stay here if you're here take attendance i can never tell really it seems like people are here hey doug you inspired me to start speedrunning pega on my last run i beat my pv by 17 minutes only to realize i didn't hit record and couldn't submit it oh roasted sorry i feel right now yeah i look i can accept that that's probably my fault but hey isn't it really really really fun okay peggle speedrunning is so goddamn fun i'm telling you guys everybody should do it there's also a tournament on june 12th you can sign up i'll tweet about it uh tonight that's a bad thing uh that means you're very fortunate countless husbands literally uncountable uh unknowable amounts of husbands uh if you're interested in doing uh peggle block speed running or peggle speed running you have to have peggle ducks and knights i'm going to tweet the sign up link tonight if you follow my twitter at doug doug food um but i'm stoked about that that'll be june 12th i'll be in it i would like to hit top 10 in that tournament that is my goal but that's fairly ambitious it depends how many people sign up i guess um if there's assuming there's like most of the top people are in it which i think most a lot at least i have them are then that i think top 10 is a reasonable goal so next week might just be like peggle grind week it might just be grind peggle and and not do my actual job which is like make youtube videos is it really is it that bad though if i completely ignore my job and just play peggle for a whole week you can't blame a man can you blame a man epic jazz thank you oh man it's katie thank you for the nine months davey thank you for the sub epic dress thank you for the 20 months blobkin thank you for the six months holla with me thank you for the 11 months captain car nero thank you little peter thank you for four months burly halfling thank you for the gifted sub thank you terrell as is tradition red river river oh my god red riveria thank you so much for the nine months shiny dolphin thank you rise against eleven thank you killer g p j thank you chrissy one seven seven six thank you kino thank you thank you snoop and left turn and now we are happily pre-divorced oh my god what a what a great uh network that you have going on all right so uh today wha wha what i'm doing today this is uh the main thing today is back my wife or husband they left together after you got dmcad on the last stream yeah how stupid is that they dm they muted the [ __ ] out of my last gta 5 stream even though all the music was like copyright free that's the problem with classical music is anybody can copyright their con they can copyright their performance of the composition which is then similar enough to anybody else's performance of the composition that i get pork it's a bummer uh so that last that last um vaude got muted for a lot of it anyway okay so today the the main thing is um i'm doing a breath of the wild randomizer race with failboat at 2pm so in about an hour and a half super stoked about it i think it'll be really really fun this is the uh like the chaotic randomizer by waikutero if you're familiar if you've watched like small lantern point crow do them um the randomizer is nuts uh and so then we're gonna do a race to see who can complete five goals first i think it'll be really fun um should be like several hours i don't know but uh we're starting that in an hour and a half so i figure i can get one peggle run in first and then um and then we switch over to breath of the wild says the plan [Music] also there's a new peggle video on youtube i think i said that already taking everyone's wives but i totally forgot about taking the husbands time to you gotta collect dude you got everybody's gotta pay up that's that's part of that's the dug dug toll you gotta [Music] pay all right i don't know do i warm up how much time do i have i really only have like an hour and a half i guess i don't have like a lot of time to warm up what i like to do is like do a little prediction where i'm like okay i'm gonna hit off of this and hit into that one okay i will start the speed run the instant i call two shots in a row this peg into that one that would be great i would have thought there it's actually here no there no there not even close okay hold on i gotta calibrate give me a sec to calibrate they're starting the speed run i got one speed run and i can get top 20 today at some point i am going to hit top 12 in this game top 10 excuse me this orange into that blue i knew that was too far i knew it was too far the last time it was too low i wish you'd grind me did you mean to use the word pegger [Music] all right hold this orange into that orange uh that needs to be like there but over slightly there [Music] once i hit two shots in a row we're going i just need to calibrate this this orange into that orange that needs to be like here god damn it just give me a second i'll calibrate i don't want super guide i need to be able to do it without the guide obviously this orange into that one actually that's just a hard shot okay i'll do an easier one this one into that one that should do it that's too far right there but if i tick up by one no that's not far enough i'm telling you peggle is gonna be the meta i am literally going to organize peggle like a tournaments i think with other streamers like like i gotta i'm i'm calling it now you can you can clip this okay this this is me calling it okay there's going to be a peggle meta on twitch where like 50 of the big guys on twitch play peggle on stream okay it's gonna happen whether it's me starting it or somebody else in the next 12 months okay next 12 months peggle meta it's going to happen not that everybody's playing it simultaneously but that everybody has a session for at least three total hours of peggle that's completely like a full playthrough of the game they beat the game fifty percent of the top streamers madness wild chad walks backwards through space time this orange into that orange hey look his life that should actually happen finally get him to wear a bunny suit find out today next time on dub-dub this into that [Music] right there okay that's one if i hit this one then i'm finally calibrated god i just [ __ ] love peggle damn i just love pickles my role model is for content creation on my atk channel i want to thank you for what you do i would get divorced in an instant to get to interview you to get me away thank you man i appreciate it my stream messed up [Music] oh god w promised gta uh i don't see your message i don't get it [Music] i'm looking at my alerts i miss what you said at the very end anyways thank you very much ben okay this into that one and we go that's too high that that's too high i go there that should hit [ __ ] i was correct god damn it look just let me i need you just to hit [ __ ] i don't even have time i only have an hour and a half okay i have to hit this uh this blew into that orange no this blue into that orange uh there that should do it god damn it okay hold on i have to get two in a row to calibrate this orange into uh this blue to that orange okay that counts right that was close jinxes thank you so much for the two years i appreciate very much [Music] [Applause] [Music] this orange into that orange that's actually kind of hard okay well i need to start in like two minutes because at 2pm we're doing the race so look out for the timer the timer's not live uh okay blue into orange that should do it okay pretty close okay one more minute of practice then we're going i was also i studied the world record last week stream i know it's a bit to boot to talk about viewer numbers but while you were telling people not to watch you at like 10 pm pst you had a higher than average viewership like 6k viewers nice yeah what's fortunate about focusing on youtube is i don't really have to care about twitch like i do care but just not nearly as much there was like a few weeks where i was like maybe i'll try doing full time on twitch like a year or two ago i was like maybe for a few months i'll just do full time on twitch i did take like a youtube break and then um and then i streamed like the next day and afterwards looked at the viewership numbers it's like oh god that was lower than i thought and man it like sucks when you have to worry about viewership numbers on on twitch like it's so much worse and i'm not saying i don't care about my viewers i'm saying i don't care about my viewership i don't understand why you guys don't get this distinction it's very like very clear that i'm talking about the numbers not the individual people um okay last attempt to calibrate listen to that not even close god why am i so off i feel like i'm super uncalibrated okay orange and orange that should do it right here really part of it is that these are it's really close to the cannon so it's gonna hit with more force i'm so happy to catch your stream yes men are kinda hot happy pride happy pride month all right this blew into that blue that should no right there that's a little too far i think it's gonna overshoot yeah at least i knew where it was gonna go okay that counts i said where it was gonna go last shot this is my calibration test and then we start the speed run uh green into this orange this is kind of a hard angle though that's going to be too high i think if i go down that's too far it'd be like right there i think that's going to overshoot and hit this blue no that counts close enough you're going to grind pega for a whole week and then still be disappointed at the end oh that's the doug bug special you're thinking about it too much no three 3d acceleration is off all right let's let's let's talk shop okay um as you guys know this is a serious peckle stream okay uh we don't [ __ ] around here shut up um we don't [ __ ] around here and i studied last night i literally watched the entire world record no actually not the entire but like 45 minutes of the world record speed run last night and i took notes [Laughter] okay panaja is [ __ ] crazy let me tell you okay peggle came out in 2007 i think that girl came out in 2007 so we're like 15 years on from this game being out and we're still like world record one week ago second place three weeks ago today grow just got a new one three weeks ago six days ago five days ago i don't wanna like i feel like it was it wasn't super active and then the last year there's been a resurgent it's a resurgence there's like a lot of people competing in it now i'm telling you it's the best anyway i was watching the world record on these are um uh take take some notes okay these are the things that i learned and maybe this is not correct okay if there's a swooshy layered circle okay multiple circles that are swooshing around instead of trying to shoot down into the middle one and get some crazy shot where you clear the center of the swoosh you pretty much just want to work from the outer in like you pretty much just want to get a value shot of orange pegs on the outer ring clear those and then have them drop and clear some space towards the center so instead of trying to like instead of trying to like do crazy [ __ ] to get around into a valuable spot just kind of barge your way through um and get oranges on the way that's that was something i noticed that i wasn't doing that pinata did uh another one is um i think i too often in my op like in a just generic shot right like um what's an example okay here okay so in the past i would often shoot like this okay if i want to hit these two pegs okay i'm trying to hit these two pegs what i would normally do is bounce here off the top of this so it goes up off of this into that one and that makes sense right or you could go off of this one into that the downward bounces are a little bit harder um instead of treating it like a cinnamon roll treat it like a fancy treat where you pour hot chocolate over the chocolate and let it melt down like a fancy gentleman yeah that's a that's a good point um you're not wrong so i historically have been if i have the choice between these two i'll go off the lower one and bounce into the upper one i think i want to swap and try to bounce off this downward so that in the majority of cases the the direction off of my first shot is moving downwards because that way i just prevent the likelihood of it bouncing kind of up into the air and just like with having like a lot of like upward movement rather than trying to keep a downward momentum as often as possible right so just literally saving time of it being in midair um and then the other one is realizing that let's say this was orange and this was blue so if i was like okay i have to hit this orange one and there's a bunch of oranges over here i think i haven't been looking often enough at instead of like directly hitting the orange which gives me a limited number of options also examining the nearby blue pegs and saying okay if this was blue and this is orange could i bounce off of this blue into the orange and then deflect in a way that gets over towards the cluster i want so like thinking about what are ways that i can connect with an orange i'm trying to hit that bounces in a better direction like like looking at second order opportunities anyways with that being said uh let's play the best peggle of my life [Music] okay so again i'm gonna i'm racing you unofficially okay good sorry hold on play the music too quick i'm gonna put on the pickle playlist uh uh just to be clear um i have an hour and a half and then we're doing uh uh speed run with fail boat in breath of the wild randomizer should be great so don't have time for song requests i'm gonna throw on the page playlist and we'll jam and hopefully i play the best pickle in my life if uh if i give up midway through then i guess oh my god if i give up midway through then i guess um i'll we'll just do song requests until 2pm or whatever but we got an hour and a half whoa what the hell no no [Music] all right hold on i get my strats ready [Music] calibrated as [ __ ] right now [Music] hey all right we're ready [Music] hey doug sandhya my husband won't stop wearing hoochie shorts do you have any advice on how to start getting all somehow over the hoochie shorts more hoochie shirts you buy so many that he starts wearing them together and they turn into hoochie pants since i lost all funny points while believing on last stream we have no budget left and we decided to divorce ourselves from your stream goodbye p.s we are taking the kids [Music] happy pride month all right tackle speedrun three two one go like that i wish i had gotten it farther down into the peg hole so that instead of having upward movement right there at the beginning that it actually stayed downwards so that that is the type of movement i want to try to get as often as possible um if you if you have not watched or played peggle i gotta hit all the orange pegs that's it if you hit all the orange pegs you win oh damn it so i want to try to avoid things like that and see if i can save a lot of time with that this oh [ __ ] that was supposed to bounce oh god damn it i'm [ __ ] this is a disaster this is my first time catching you just got divorced so i could do some kaggle i got you that's what we're here for uh [Music] i assume you're joking wait you're definitely joking it's not in early access anymore look pegglin is a wonderful game know that you are one of my pedal streamers of all time thank you man very cool uh oh that was done uh i guess i'll go in here and snag this [Music] what do i do i guess i'll go down off this into those oranges like there that's too high oh i'm divorcing my husband's wife what's up damn it that should go into that oh there's a goddamn blue in the way we're producing the best [ __ ] peggle of my life and then we're producing the best breath of the wild of my life i'm really stoked for the breath of wild randomizer um i think it is super super fun do we count a run for prediction um you could do uh wow i missed every orange you could do like am i ahead of my my previous splits each each split if you want or just do like do i get top 20. oh do you mean what counts as the run i mean i'm not going to reset it hey doc can i get into the tackle there isn't a pro league although yet i feel like there's a part of me that wants to actually reach out to people at ea and see if they could like like start a campaign or something to remaster peggle and put it on nintendo switch or or mobile like think of how think about like how hard this game could resurge quiv thank you for the gifted sub appreciate it and like i am in kind of a unique position to do that because i know people at ea i used to work there um i used i worked on the pebble mobile game technically not i mean not really but technically enough so that they they would have i would have like a that should hit there right god damn it wait what this is the last wall 50 votes for more peggle content with point clerk yeah definitely um like technically technically i worked on peggle and so like oh and then i'm a content creator who can make a big deal about shane you know [Music] so like unironically oh [ __ ] i'm like one of the most qualified people to like push for peggle remastered in some form [Music] i know this sounds like copium i feel like i can't pinpoint the pixels that i want with my mouse right now [Music] oh my god i'm nuts is this your way of asking twitch chat for a divorce no doug is peggle you're taking it a little bit too far i appreciate the enthusiasm [Music] [Music] like we could start a petition like unironically we could start a petition and if we got like 50 000 people to be like yeah we would we want a peggle we want a penalty master i don't understand where this is coming from [Music] god i'm nuts it's okay dog [Music] get him to burn i like that you said that as though that's all we've been discussing so far today oh wow well if you are into that uh oh wait i don't actually have that many balls left uh oh hold on uh see this is the part of the speedrunner i'm not really paying attention because i just assume i'm going to get everything and not lose [Music] and i'm correct [Music] oh wait this is not what this is not what pinata is oh well too late uh triple play [Music] a lot of metal gear is metal gear rising and metal gear revengeance two different games don't be upset it's for the great oh my god that's the worst one ever thank you very cool oh [ __ ] i thought that would bounce in i need to get better at that [Music] but like is revengeance and rising those are different games god dude getting this one [Music] why is this taking so long oh my god jesus christ [Music] oh [ __ ] that's not what i meant to do revenge doesn't exist it was the name before his money eyeballs and he hates us and killed our mothers and stole our spouses deep doug i don't know how you're making these conclusions me saying that the viewership isn't super important to me on twitch and how that's like mentally healthy doesn't translate into i hate my viewers [Music] um [Music] oh what i thought okay dude come on hit a [ __ ] ball or a bucket what's happening man okay that helps thank you um like i have to kind of play the safe now because i've got no luck with balls [Music] what okay whatever i'll just hit this and then hit the two that's fine [Music] oh [ __ ] i just got an opener for this i forgot ah [ __ ] i was just told how to do this level better and i looked at it and then i forgot to pull it up damn it whatever the spiral levels always really [ __ ] with me for some reason so there's a way to open this level where the spiral uh you can like clear this whole spiral at once donations for more balls because frankly i don't believe that was enough no i have no clue what i'm going to do with the balls do not need more divorce to my kids and i'm taking the wife cool thank you i will say the cool thing is that um as i've talked to friends about like oh you know i'm in this area you can come visit me i'm like yeah i gotta i got a free room with a ball pit if you want and they they always are like oh ha ha what and i'm like no no no i didn't misspeak it's a great and very weird conversation opener to tell somebody that you do have a ball pit in your guest room uh oh three balls [ __ ] hey oh i needed that really bad that's not good last night it was wild since i hadn't driven a bus before uh okay [Music] my wife always want to peg holes but it's always with her boyfriend what can i do to have the best divorce speckle of my you just gotta get faster man it's all about speed like with any good relationship it's all about speed man [ __ ] this level i hate this little doug i'm so happy my good friend created begin and he is so happy his game has got more attention sadly his wife divorced him twice before we met and claude ate all his onions i'm serious about this small pet donation doug i'm serious about not needing more balls um i don't like this level man that didn't even hit that league then we can have alphabet crew as one team already i needed to hit that [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm dumb i'm dumb i'm dumb i'm literally gonna die here unless i'm like the greatest pekka player of all time rip it [ __ ] this level [Music] i can't reset i don't have time i mean i can probably still pb but [Music] any level with a spiral just it's just so bad man if you divorce us we are taking bengal with us no i gave birth to peggle can't have it [Music] like how how the [ __ ] is this i'm like i'm almost losing again this is like one of the [ __ ] well that was my fault obviously this is one of the easiest levels or earliest levels i should say uh and this is just terrible what i'm doing [Music] damn it i just joined and read the title and the information on the screen and gave 30 seconds to see what is actually happening but just in case what's going on good to have you here wait how am i still two and a half minutes ahead how did i how am i that far ahead having lost that doesn't make sense hey duck since we're on the topic of cookbooks might i recommend soft fat acid heat by swimming nostrax what are you talking about this is one of those situations where i don't think you guys are watching the correct stream oh come on i thought that would bounce hey doug did you know that my grandma was once a member of city council she won using the nano machines son why would i know that into there damn it i might get divorced and find a tool [ __ ] i thought [Applause] [Music] another good gamehouse is on my own [Music] of you it's one game called metal gear rising for vengeance the guy who said a vengeance is an old title is confusing with the prototype called metal gear solid rising got it [Music] because i keep talking about a lobster named claude from this pool one two three [Music] [Music] one two three four five i also found out why my openers were not working it's because i opened peggle and then changed the resolution of my monitor if you do that it [ __ ] up the game for some reason this is why we need a pedal remaster this game doesn't make any sense this is also two no no we're not listening to two more minutes [Music] with me as he watched and waited till his billy boiled you will come away with me dude are you watching the same stream as us this is a good idea cool [Music] you guys are taking what i'm saying so far what i don't even know what you're talking about literally what is going on [Music] i missed the memorial day stream but so it was nine [ __ ] hours can you please summarize it uh chat can you summarize the last stream what the hell why i always forget to remove this stupid-ass song um i mean certain kinds yeah absolutely [Applause] [Music] oh my god i'm [ __ ] nuts oh my sweet god [Music] uh oh [ __ ] oh no no i'm not nuts did you know what we do here here here here here here oh my god i'm [ __ ] nuts [Music] one two three four five six seven eight nine [Music] i messed up something there oh come on [Music] oh i thought i could snag the orange bummer um you know how this was a good song uh because it's like three times as loud as every other song on this playlist for no reason what would i call it i have thought about this unironically of like commissioning a game i'm not actually going to do that because that would take a lot of time which i don't really have hey thanks for the recommendation of the anarchist of the book it really blew the roof off my party you're welcome [Music] it would be double right [Music] r3-5 [Music] the peg hole mission that sounds weird uh oh [ __ ] i thought it hit green oh that was really bad part of ink thank you so much for the five different subs i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you hit the goddamn green dude [Music] [ __ ] these are not good bounces man okay bounce not a good bounce okay i'll take it [Music] that was good i needed that uh that was so bad [ __ ] hoping it hits there nice uh what do i do here the [ __ ] i guess i have to clear this [Music] another great some romances pond snail robber [Music] cool really i thought i could snag both oh i can't snag both holy [ __ ] [Music] one two three four five god i'm so [ __ ] nuts i divorced my cross-eyed wife we didn't see eye to eye i also found out she was having sex with my brother sounds like that's the problem that you were having i don't know man do it did we talk about this last stream i might do a ball giveaway i can find a company that would do it for me [Music] hey top pick of the algerian wall my grandfather showed you this branch and died of aids in the 80s wait hold on thank you man how much did you actually get paid to do the ea sports it's in the game quote and how long did it take to found da on a twitch view salad 4-3 oh i thought i could snag up here and scoop into that scoop hole i should still be able to scoop into the scoop hole though could it be at the local mcdonald's look i don't think aren't play places like not really a thing anymore at mcdonald's i think that is not really and certainly i don't think they're open to like hey a bunch of like weird adults want to do a ball thing in your playpen is that cool they're not gonna be like yeah man uh oh that was so bad [ __ ] i have to get in the goddamn hole can you please really i [ __ ] missed that's so bad um [ __ ] my mum caught me smoking olive oil and i told your dog toby to do it [ __ ] son [ __ ] this all sucks i shouldn't be focusing uh that's that's my problem focusing on the center that's done challenge contests how about something like levels uh so the problem with the problem with doing a peggle thing hey that chat wanted me to tell you that we want to play penguin today the problem with doing a peggle thing is that you can you can just like mathematically not mathematically but you can figure out exactly what shot will have a guaranteed outcome so um [Music] i need to figure out if i do a community thing of some kind how to make it something you can't just figure out the optimal thing every single time [Music] [Applause] commission remaster name it double but with the balls being modified ball pit every download of game equals one four ladder to your pit no no it's a terrible idea i feel like a lot of you don't understand my goal is not to get more balls right now i'm not brainstorming ideas to get more balls into this dwelling that i live in [ __ ] that's fine i'm nuts how many left oh [ __ ] okay that helps that helps i'm so glad to finally see you playing dino crisis again side note another streamer watched your first dino crisis [Applause] i'm [ __ ] nuts i did that mess up very badly though that's the only problem with being nuts i can definitely still pb this run be getting top 20 will be hard if i i don't know why people are surprised to learn that doug is ea itself is [Music] uh i think i want to go this way and then try to bounce it into like this hole maybe thank you jenny lightning if you beat your pr can you check some molecules on stream also congratulations on coming out slay queen uh again i think you're watching the wrong stream i appreciate all the lovely messages everybody but if i don't actually like yaoi that much even though i love the romance it's probably because they usually rush into the sax scene and it just feels okay r one minus five i work at some mcdonald's we reopened it three months ago okay do you are you near twitchcon because i could do i could do twitch con dug dug the dug dug twitchcon meetup ball pit edition that'd be hype the song is so [ __ ] sick [Music] uh i think i just let the ball drop this is taking too much time i think i lose a lot of time on the quad levels by by trying to get extra value and it's like even if i die on these levels like it's worth it from not like here i think it makes sense hey doug heard you needed more balls well my grandma usually has arthritis and she had mcdonald's the other day like i'm just letting these fall i think that's the right play for speed that in this case like there's a specific one i can get doug he wants to take our balls for his bald page of agony and despair it's just a normal ball pit it's not a ball pit of despair hey all the emotions are just normal emotions god damn it i thought i could hit that um okay this is fine right oh yeah yeah okay so i just direct shoot i love hearing you play trick i'm not sure what we're actually playing as i was temporary blinded by a ball pit ball to the other maybe maybe so there i probably should have gone for a shot that had more downward movement has some absolute bangers i think the triox sound team's an absolute yeah i should listen to more you signed the contract you know what happens if you watch my channel i come for your balls hey this is you don't have to [ __ ] have to tell me your name i'm crying i lay in bed really cold i feel i was so happy he whispers in my ear this is my pega he grabs me with his clothes and puts me on my hands and knees choo choo thank you so much for the seven subs that was a bunch thank you thank you [ __ ] that was dumb [ __ ] i'm actually gonna throw this level okay i'm getting lucky i'm getting lucky all right i got some good value thank you oh come on really i gotta bounce off this upwards i think okay cool [Music] picked [Music] l one minus two [Music] the cardboard picture of 2022 sponsored by the stanley parable team infinite whole tm [Music] one two three four five six what do you call a biologist a biodegradable [Music] thank you you know what is funny is realizing that the thing with my brother was an ad and that i incorrectly forgot to say hashtag ad sense awesome what's going on tackle content i just i just didn't think about that like technically you guys could sue me because like i didn't disclose to you that that was an advertisement because because he gave me a free copy he didn't pay me but he did give me a key for the stanley parable [Music] and then and then uh marvel snap is like a new mobile game oh come on that doesn't go what [Music] just they sent me a box r3 minus two i tweeted about the box of stuff they sent me and these are like friends i worked with it at blizzard when they were on hearthstone with them so excited for the birthday stream oh yeah and so i was like oh they like reach down like oh how are you doing like do you want would you like be interested in like a care package for launching this game i'm like yeah dude i'd love i'd love to support you guys i think it paid money i just they just sent me a box and apparently i have to say that's an ad [Music] so like if one of you sends me a box or something eddie sends me [ __ ] all the time that's technically an ad donates the balls to kill lobster no [Music] just pollute claude's ocean uh i'm gonna open this up so i can get it next turn hey bounce over thank you man appreciate it [Music] i'm gonna so we were thinking of shipping them to latvia but you can have them no i don't want your goo balls what's wrong with you [Music] that was pretty fast how am i doing on time damn dude that was a fast split i think i think studying did help me take my balls laundry is all i have left look laundry day is going to be hype as [ __ ] everybody get pumped for laundry day just make sure you have some really good laundry you want to do that day oh come on friendly dragon secretary here please don't take my ball doug i only have the one left my wife took the other in the divorce that'd be sweet if you could like when you get divorced um claim ownership over some of their opinions start mayhem in the usps break the system with the power oh balls on free ball whatever uh i guess i'll go for this [Music] just hit this thing hit this thing please there we go there we go that's all i needed [ __ ] i was trying to hit this one right there i was dumb happy birthday transgender pride also i think it would be funny if you sold the ball pit balls and pays as much maybe draw a little smiley face on 10 and those become the altares uh this is bad hello [Music] uh that was a good shot i'm proud of that one move okay trying to move my mouse was not moving spooktacular happy pride month everybody i hope it is wonderful someone hope it doesn't get through we need to see this guy i hope it doesn't get too hot and i'm not talking about all of you wonderful people i'm talking about the actual weather oh i hate summer summer so god damn hot [Music] victorious screeching thank you so much for the one year i appreciate it very much it's a long time thank you thank you i hate summer too i literally moved to washington to get away from heat that is that is like legitimately why i moved here and uh turns out it's really hot here in the summer so i just like have not been able to escape it hey dukeduck since you founded the cell proprietorship ca can't you just make them bring back ssx and pedro dude i would love for them to bring back ssx i love ssx [Music] [Music] move to sweden i i actually think i would really like living in um england or scandinavia for that reason or summer in europe i guess so it's just like overcast all the time [Music] well freehold volador thank you so much for 12 months thank you thank you thank you appreciate it very much thank you for the kind message [Music] northern england is pretty mild yeah if i wasn't cute i just if i wasn't such a hot-blooded god-fearing football drinking beer-watching american [Music] now honestly the main reason i wouldn't want to move to europe um it's just it would just suck to be away from you know family it'd be like that far that'd be a bummer and friends i guess just of everybody uh i guess i have to clear these but i think i would love the weather of yours even if you do not just pick a one warriors i sort of root for the warriors because i'm from northern california bring them all to norway we'd be happy to have you are there still balls in cherries yeah they're still there it's really inconvenient it is extremely inconvenient every time you go in there you have to wade through all of this [ __ ] i mean it's hilarious but it's so awful oh hit this please hit this oh my god that's great okay that was that one was a little concerning were you in washington a few years ago with all the smoke that was the worst uh i've been here since 2020 so if you mean in 2020 then yes i mean it wasn't that bad compared to california california had it so bad uh [ __ ] but i fully completely agree yes um again that's like i thought i was getting rid of heat yeah that's the thing oh my god this song is going on so [ __ ] long what are we [Music] uh what i heard what i've heard from people live here is that um washington used to be cool in the in the summers but global warming has actually basically ruined it um so that that sucks i'm gonna come out and see it i don't like global warming i'm also [ __ ] not doing well right now what do i do here this level this little also weirds me out i just don't understand how to progress through it [ __ ] this is really bad okay that helps uh that one is doable i'm hoping to bounce into this [ __ ] okay that helps i'm good right i'm not good this is blocked i did not realize that and i'm [ __ ] [ __ ] i [ __ ] that up so bad i had it and i just [Music] ah that's really frustrating i thought i had a clear shot so i didn't bother to try to get a free ball on the other one please tell me when laundry day is all of my clothes are dirty uh sometime in the next year like this year so just don't do any clothes until then hey doug been watching for a few years and also wanted to ask how long did it take to set up cherry soon also break my balls it was like it was like four hours if you notice the fat albert posters i took a long time like cutting them out [Music] how the [ __ ] did that happen man that shouldn't have bounced like that [ __ ] i literally am throwing the run it's like dead [Music] okay oh how the [ __ ] i salvaged that if you moved would you miss chat yes i don't i don't think you quite understand uh our relationship that you can always stay with us especially because it's pride month how's that relevant come and move to here in finland during the summer it gets to around 86 fahrenheit if lucky but during the winter it falls down to minus 22 fahrenheit it's nice that seems very cold i don't need it to be frigidly cold i just don't like heat i'm a true gamer sorry i quit complaining about anything related even the weather is homophobic so don't even joke about that europe also prevents parks from shooting you since he can't bring his gun because [Music] thank you it's what it's what the people want they want peggle [Music] catch new stranger things season uh no i'm not really a big fan of strange things you know i am watching though such a good anime i propose twitch chat sings sea shanties for you to use mob psycho is incredibly sick if you're looking for a new anime what good timing [Music] so like there i probably should have well i don't know i probably should have just shot that with a downward angle you watch anime since when i feel like that's not like a anime is like mainstream enough you don't have to like disclose that you watch anime anymore [Music] the bethulio thanks so much for 12 months i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you like everybody watches anime now it's like weird if you don't [Music] they'd be like you didn't tell us you watch movies like yeah i feel like people watch yeah people watch movies and anime and [ __ ] that was dumb [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] oh my god you watch anime hi failboat failboat told me to watch mob segments i think no my brother did you told me to keep watching five thousand at once when you're done with the boys [Music] your stance on global warming is a pretty hot take whoa the opener didn't work okay that's a little concerning oh this level's normally really easy did i do something wrong maybe i did so i okay that's not good because it's supposed to have cleared a lot of the kind of [ __ ] down here that helps just to check that you ain't so what we're gonna do we're gonna do laundry day 2022 and it'll be called laundry day but they'll be in parentheses money beforehand i'm actually going to lose this level probably this is like the easiest level in the game with with the openers never mind i'm [ __ ] nuts i was never going to lose i tricked you and you fell for it you're no i think he wants sleep [Music] [Music] okay that is helpful oh one thing i learned from the world record he goes for the flowers like as fast as possible so i'm trying to do that as well please don't leave us like how my dad went to go get some milk look you know just as well as i do how important it is that i get us milk this family needs the milk chat don't be selfish oh come on that should have hit that's stupid doug come to the netherlands and respect our new national sport i'll just clear this [Music] okay that fell pretty fast there was a german man doug have you heard there was 80 today [Music] one two three four five please have work heard of the anime corey in the house one two three four five in the business [Music] i have it but [Music] genuinely thank you season one was good season two was barely possible and it's just been worse since i appreciate you validating the opinion that people are always arguing i with we're talking about stranger things i guess i am weird because i don't watch under me i mean i didn't even like season one that much i was like i was like yeah it was enjoyable but people are freaking out i remember a friend of mine on twitter was just like thank you whatever the the directors and writers were don't worry negative temperatures aren't real and were invented by companies to sell more coats [Music] don't know people just i don't i don't get the uh strong interest in the stranger things but the call of duty world of war song you use in streams black cats is that in your mission you are shooting boats from a plane and the drummond going from one ear to the other is like the guns shooting in the mission it's an awesome detail you can also hear some slight both sirens come on let's go [ __ ] that level that little sucks [Music] every time i see it i lose my [ __ ] mind [Music] that's a healthy reaction [Music] uh what in god's name do i do here what the [ __ ] you do in this level these levels when there's just not clear like like ricochet like everything is just in its own like weird bubble that doesn't bounce in anything else um tbd that should hit okay [Music] uh i'm concerned about these so i'm gonna clear the path to them now it gets slowly out here now i clear these [Music] oh my god have you watched stein's gate i just threw it because that is my opinion and my opinions is always correct no pun intended [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] i need a good power god magic hat sucks so [ __ ] bad man this should hit that okay never mind okay we're fine now [Music] [Applause] i am literally watching the best tackle of my life right now r7 one two three four five six seven great it didn't clear any of the oranges very cool okay so this is what i was talking about instead of working instead of trying to get into the center thing which is what i would have done in the past remember our notes remember what we learned now i just work on the outer consider doing any streams [Music] something like the way we vote from the dumbest [ __ ] we get to do [Music] maybe i've thought about it i don't like particularly want to dm is the only problem uh i've also gotten absolute dog [ __ ] luck on these bounces like what the [ __ ] is happening man [Music] that would be funny i think also love your content what are you what [Music] my ex-wife said i should try doing lunges to get in shape that would be a big step forward [Music] okay i'm actually kind of insanely [ __ ] nuts do you see this recovery all right i gotta hit this thing [Music] oh my god okay now i can just clear directly [Music] [Applause] of any stream this one takes the absolute least you did one two three i am proud of you it's just i'm playing a game i'm just playing pickles [Music] hi doug are you planning on doing more of those twitch stream versus other twitch streams really enjoy the mario party one yes yeah there's a dude there's so much stuff i want to do it's just uh this year has i just been doing a lot of stuff but i think it's like set up basically it would get staler than most other trends if only because the game play across levels and tactics is all pretty similar but yes i want to do a lot more collaborative stuff this year that is my plan i've just been putting effort into other things to kind of set that opportunity up but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting [Music] what oh god damn it there's so much [ __ ] in the way [Music] [Applause] god hurry up i'm in a speed run for christ's sake [Applause] eight five l minus five all right i got three opening shots of this l plus four so there [Music] i need to remember oh that'll [ __ ] it up i need to remember to like fast forward through magic hat picking his stupid power what why did that bounce out that shouldn't have bounced out that's not fair it's not fair okay that was good oh god appreciate that my stream is half people who are enjoying what i'm doing and half like lost deranged people who do not know what's going on [Music] like i like to imagine that you were you were like wandering through a forest for six months and you just happened to come across like an ipad with my stream on it and you're just screaming into it stream where you use chat to build a hadron collider and create the god particle what oh i thought there was a thing at the bottom dude can you just can you hit one of these goddamn oranges please do make sure you don't hit any cars okay nine one l plus eight this is where my run died last time is this stupid uh no actually it was magic hat is where it mostly died but it also died here in the dragon levels r plus three [Music] i'm stuck in the deep jungle of africa my phone is frozen and your stream is the only i'm also not clear are you guys asking for help i know what's going on or you just want to know what's going on with everyone in the chat so could you please keep it down i'm sorry i feel like i often interrupt no we've already listened to this i feel like i interrupt your guys hangouts a lot of the time okay this is a situation where i just need to more aggressively target the individual pegs instead of trying to get good shots that's also what i notice the world record holder does like he just he just [ __ ] books it oh not like that like this not like that like this but like if that had worked we're talking here one two three i also realized there's more bounce opportunities with the fireball than i realized so the the the ball bucket is like a thing you bounce off right so when i'm when i'm bouncing off the bucket it's like curved i didn't really realize that so like oh [ __ ] i lost my job at the back on my very first to check the oh so i pushed her over thank you uh there's there's more options with what i can bounce you can peg you can oh that was way too early [Music] not good not good really not good i would go so far as to say bad i've been stuck in the mountain ranges for months this has been my only contact with the outside world since forever please you need to buy at least one thousand calls it is that okay [Music] uh no i'm just gonna get a free ball like this now i go like this oops that was dumb uh i actually kind of have to get a free ball here i wanted to go just to do even to look [Music] i'm [ __ ] nuts [Music] no why didn't i go in ah i'm not [Music] hey your stream is so nice and peaceful that my cat falls asleep watching you every time thank you very kind of you to say [ __ ] like what do i do here i think i go here [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that is fireball isn't even helpful here i i don't really there's nothing i need remember when hanging out with speaking people remember to say mucho often [Music] and tackled knights [Music] agreed agreed what is going on can you please stop talking i can't hear the survival instructions from the pilot [Music] i was on a plane the other day and i realized i have never actually listened to any of the instructions like i would have no idea what happened if the plane actually crashed like i would not know what to do [Music] like have you guys ever listened to those like flight attendant things [Music] imagine you're in a plane and like it starts [ __ ] oh come on and it starts like crashing they're like do the procedures we've told you literally every time you've ever flown i would have no idea what to do [Music] [Applause] uh i think i don't know really like you sit there and you pay attention to that i found an alien tablet and this stream [Music] nice [Music] like you even even though you have your phone out and your switch you pay attention to the flight of pilots or whatever you can do some serious damage to your pc in offline mode thank you nice nice that was really good [Music] um so this has been a good opening for this level the problem is i've not gotten any free balls so i need to get some value i've been told that this is the stream for all the loss there we go that's what it is what's going on uh i think i clear this can i use it to hit that sniper stream is distracting me from celebrating quiet oh i got it holy [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] nuts i'm sorry man i'll stop what a good [ __ ] dragon my god you need to minimize those bounces after you beat the left one two three four five six seven ten of time yeah but i i ca i try but i can't do that it's i like i'm not i'm not capable of doing that um as in that takes an insane level of accuracy that i'm not at yet i do try to you should not be watching my stream oh come on those shitty bounce currently in the event horizon of the black hole this stream is all i have connection to can you call the police for me please here's another thing that [Music] another thing that the world record holder does is he aims for the pinks i don't know why it's a tiny box are you a wizard uh oh that was not what i want to do maybe get lucky okay kind of lucky kind of lucky let's go not lucky holy [ __ ] i was unlucky have you seen the lord of the rings safety video it's the only one i paid attention to oh yeah that one is actually sick uh wait what the [ __ ] how do i hit these i'm screwed right i'm actually screwed okay i know what i have to do [Music] i'm [ __ ] nuts [Music] [ __ ] this level i hate this level [Music] no get in the goddamn i'm not asking that much go in you're the [ __ ] picture why is it bouncing like this i'm actually [ __ ] this needs to be insanely lucky now oh i'm so screwed wow that was awful [Music] i've been trapped in this maze for hours and years okay that helps that helps a lot okay okay salvaged maybe i just have to not be a [ __ ] [ __ ] idiot and not like that that was not what i meant to do [Music] [Music] really really okay you know we're taking a break from the middle thank you for not giving up stream i was so happy that we were able to beat the challenge together we are all knocking first all of us wait how many oh i'm done [Music] in an attempt to do the counseling from thr four six seven step program but it doesn't say what to do after the kidnapping any help [Music] doug would turn into twitch chat during a plane crush [Music] uh i [ __ ] up this one doug have you ever waken up in a random area where you have no clue where you are and there are a bunch of men in black suits around you every morning [Music] that's what they do they do say that [Music] okay nice nice success nice nice nice nice nice nice nice dough we're good i sent this message at 3 42 p.m central standard time in the teleporter is displaying your stream can you stop so i can continue the loop uh am i [ __ ] hey we would like to take this moment to thank you for spicing no no it's not quite sure that's that should be attributed to me but i do what i can currently trying to change my tire can you give me a detailed step by step i can't look it up as a text only article won't look at this hd twitch stream will yeah chad checks out man um i wanted to stay i thought it could stay in the thingy zero percent more zen very cool thank you aimbot what you're saying is my shot was amazing i'm [ __ ] done thank you uh i think i can okay god [ __ ] um i'm not thanks for the stream [Music] hit these hit these please maybe maybe uh there's some awkward ass shots got that one uh how the [ __ ] do i hit that like what is happening here [ __ ] the queen of england [Music] okay i guess i just i just go manually through it [Music] what'd you say you say the queen died it's not real you are honestly deranged i mean that respectfully as an lgbt person i can confirm my life was nowhere near spiced up until doug decided to invite gay people wouldn't know where i'd be today without it i do what i can [Music] this is uh going very badly this level's weird i i don't know a real strategy for it but if the strategy is certainly not have every [ __ ] ball just do nothing of value i think this is almost certainly a restart i'm so happy to finally make it to the bunny suit stream incorrect [Music] like i've gotten no value off anything it's crazy this needs to be an insane shot here [Music] this needs to be an insane shot it's possible it is possible if i play like a [ __ ] maniac okay last ball i have to oh any plans for a switch version of gay people why am i shooting the same shot hold on [Music] if that [ __ ] blue one hadn't been there i had it i made the right shot unbelievable oh i actually made the right shot and i just got [ __ ] porked that's such a bummer i feel like i just got really unlucky with that whole one we'd have oneness i'm sure there's more i could have done but that that felt just like an insanely unlucky level speedrunner here the best struck for ten to five is to simply pick a guardian [Music] yeah i mean yeah you're [ __ ] good uh it's weird i feel like i normally don't have a lot of issues with it but maybe i've just gotten like really lucky a lot oh whoa the game moves the hell how long has that been there okay that helps a lot a while [ __ ] sorry does my run still count [Music] will i be branded and outcast as a cheater please do something here please come on man i'm not asking for that much [ __ ] [Music] hater can you invent some more gay people please even as a bisexual the amount of people interested in me is so low i think you missed my game i'm so i've never i've never had issues with this level why is it when you speed run peggle it's like you always do really well and there's one level you've never had a problem with ever that just completely [ __ ] you i don't understand every time i do a speedrun it's like oh this level that's never had an issue at all is suddenly the hardest thing in the world there's got to be a strategy to this [ __ ] level there's this is nonsense really i thought that would hit green whatever doesn't matter what the [ __ ] man okay that was me all right okay well nevermind i'm great i'm incredible i'm nuts done the level is hard because you need magic [Music] that was dumb i should have gone for you don't get to choose magic hat on this level you have to pick aimbot can we still trade him to sacramento how much trade value does damn it man i lost so much time there [Music] oh i'm still gonna get a pb for sure unless i like completely throw this but i'm fairly confident i don't remember in this run that i'm racing against i don't remember if i lost with these levels i don't think i did oh i got fireball [ __ ] that's awkward barely getting by it's all pagan no divorcing uh i don't want to ever that's what i learned last time never go there there's you get no value off that now i can do this and go bam cool now i can do this to try to clear um i'll just work my way through chicken man thank you so much for the two years i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you [Music] [Music] come on honestly ten to five is a [ __ ] show oh that's just strategy is just to try and always aim it to lauren [Music] yeah that's just [Music] i just i've never had an issue with it it's weird i feel like i was i wasn't doing great that time um like i could have been better on certain bounces and stuff but oh that's way too early okay [Music] [ __ ] i thought i could hit [ __ ] i gotta hit that green man hit this please cool don't go into the next gay people dlc coming out i don't know that i don't know that i love this line of joking [Music] i just tuned in and i'm confused are you gay is the queen dead is the queen [Music] that we seek out here at the doug bell universe cool i should be good no only three balls okay i'm probably [ __ ] [Music] [Music] i you you did i saw it i was like okay i'm gonna use it and then i forgot to pull it up before i start speed running so i just immediately forgot but i definitely will plan to use it uh i think this will work no it'll bounce out [ __ ] this level this level [ __ ] sucks oh no i can't do any openings as the dentist for scp-096 the transfer is immediate [Music] again um [Music] also i need to get better at utilizing the the greens here [Music] oh okay that worked man i feel like i played pretty good this i'm not gonna get top 20. i feel like i played pretty good this run overall um [Music] i will switch to magic hat if i don't beat it this this attempt [Music] [Applause] [Music] like my grandfather didn't die for you to focus he sure didn't yes you're correct [Music] maybe dude calm down [Music] uh oh i have a lot of wow i'm actually gonna throw the run i need to practice this level i don't understand what to do in this level uh yeah i'm totally [ __ ] or am i [Applause] [Music] it's still frustrating to lose that one that's a that's a tough level to lose [Music] okay i'll take that that's fine i want to head over here to oops not how i mentioned that all right that works um oh really what i thought that would bounce differently all right look at that very nice cool cool cool cool cool now i just do this i'm [ __ ] nuts i hit that i hit those maybe [Music] okay now i just have to goddamn i thought i would be able to uh i think i go off the right like that something like that [Music] one two three four five six seven eight nine [Music] these openers never work for me but look on the sheer walnuts of this man oh because i did the wrong thing that's why whatever we're going yolo that was a bit really bad bounce i needed to bounce it into this cluster [Music] that was also bad oh not good there we go finally [Music] pretty unfortunate bounces and not good shots by me but i can still make this by being nuts [Music] cool cool cool all right so now i have super guide i use that to clear all the tricky ones uh like [Music] um i guess i do this whoa whoa whoa whoa dude this is why i hate you can't scroll it's so hard to scroll the mouse and not move it at all at the same time whatever i'll just shoot [Music] how am i doing five minutes ahead okay hit the screen [Music] okay that was helpful [Music] [ __ ] okay i thought i [ __ ] that for a sec uh it should be okay like that should be a win this is the last level by the way for people who don't know piggle this one is very oh [ __ ] very hard but if you get some good dragon shots you're pretty much set and i got some good dragon shots [Music] oh that was so bad are you going to shave everything but your next track tomorrow that's what i heard from my guy on the inside nice got it on the inside of what this doesn't make sense [Music] [Music] and time 124.08 damn dude shaved off four minutes let's go [ __ ] yeah [Applause] literally the best pedal in my [ __ ] life oh it's two good timing damn i still i still died like what four times i think four times there were a bunch of spots that were slow i still got tons of room for improvement okay what does the leaderboard look like where'd that get me into 12408 okay i'm 24th now i did toad i mean i moved up uh how many spots i was at 125 wait what was i at before i was like 120 something um i think i was 30th so i moved up like six spots damn dude [ __ ] yeah let's go let's go [Music] all right if i were to hit top 10 how many more do i need to shave off 14 minutes another 10 minutes jesus christ it's doable though i just got to practice a lot all right for scientific research purposes how many pockets you're rocking right now what does that mean i've never been asked how many pockets i'm rocking um doug great job on guess fourth place on this borderlands two-speed run i googled about baby cpr yesterday seems to be a lot of scatter-brained people here um but hey i'm glad you're spending your time here on twitch.tv slash w it's a good place for confused lost people to hang out uh dope god i love peggle probably tomorrow i'm just gonna grind peggle all day but next up is a breath of the wild randomizer race versus fail boat um we have a there's a mod made by waikutero which is really [ __ ] cool and we're gonna race to see who can beat uh five out of nine random goals first so let me set that up give me a sec and i gotta change my title and all that stuff doug can i play the randomizer race in place of you that would be pretty random hey failboat a random person is gonna be playing it can't just be you though it has to be picked randomly from my audience so many good to know good to know must be some insane trousers to have that many pockets rocking so many [ __ ] pockets right now you wouldn't believe it i midway through that run i i was like starting to fall behind i was like no no no no no i'm prepared for this 14 pockets thank you for the kind donation [Music] uh zelda randomizer race versus failboat first two [Music] you can stream under breath of the wild too huh yes you need to make it user specific because you if we all play that wouldn't be random that's true that's true that's true dude does live split freeze all the time for other people it's just it started freezing every time i finish a run no [ __ ] maybe i'll like reinstall it it's gotten really bad it freezes every single time i think it's why i've been losing yeah it just it totally locks up can't wait for this universe sandbox randomizer with markiplier keep up the great content mikey like now i'm gonna have to like manually go in and save the splits probably because it just freezes man god damn it bonus spits for the new high score of 14 pockets beating out the previous twitch record of seven i did it why does it keep doing this man i don't get it cool well i freeze it and i lose my split this is my first time watching your stream i've been on youtube watching for a while though yo welcome i think the breath of the wild race is gonna be really fun the randomizer is super cool it is really really really cool uh it's a different randomizer than the one i've been playing the past couple streams if you were here for that right up the game let all [Music] early predictions of the race yeah i don't know what we do for predictions well we'll explain the rules first me and michael you guys can also see what the what the goals are sound of your stream our families are coming from all around the country to attend the event we're very excited i'm happy to be possible without you keep up with the awesome work and content you're the best what website is this who are you i hear my grandson talk about a food channel and he sent me this it's finally here [Music] heading not thank you so much for 12 months thank you thank you thank you i appreciate it very much um all right zelda randomized race versus failboat hey doug the witch in the woods said you would help me write my annotated bibliography that is due tonight how will breath of the wild have this [Laughter] you guys are very confused stream idea twitch plays mario make a bit every 20 seconds a different user gets full control i how would i do that how would i have like thousands of you guys connected to my nintendo switch conceptually great idea feasible at all no not even remotely heat thank you very much for the five gifted subs appreciate it uh and korath thank you for the five good subs thank you thank you thank you i appreciate it very much all right uh random effects 14 pockets that's more pockets than the recently deceased queen of england i don't think we should be saying that i feel like you can get in trouble if you just say that the queen died uh oh wait i'll just say uh first to complete uh five out of nine randomly chosen goals wins the race and then um i guess where do i put the goals i need to have the goals listed somewhere jesus take the wheel maybe it'll be down here [ __ ] i don't know where to put all this yeah we'll figure it out yeah we're above chat over there but it's like nine it's like nine potential goals i guess i do need to put it up there so it'd be like uh where is it that no this one second doug to anyone watching this vod in the future make sure you're getting enough sleep hey doug hey wanted to say i just got here can't wait to see some peggle thank you all right you guys don't get much chat space now sorry everybody i'm splitting you in half i'm gonna start my divorce speed run today wish me luck oh hurts at least i don't have to see it good luck on your run i'm rooting for you speaking of queens can we do dukedom stragglers for quiet month oh all right i need to yarnate and then after i urinate we're going uh please discuss business amongst yourselves [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] all right i'm gonna pause alerts for a little bit while i set up with mr boat [Music] oh i don't have my controller hold on [Music] unbelievable he's ignoring me me who showed up to our race 13 minutes late hello what's up hello hello there we go what's up anime lover anime connoisseur dug dug on the horn how did i not tell anybody that i watch anime they needed to know this up front somebody was yeah was really shocked that i didn't mention that i watch anime frankly everybody watches anime i'm shocked you kept that information from them i'm surprised you didn't like put that in the stream title thug playing breath of the wild watches anime credit to mod maker i will do that right now okay good just to make sure everyone watch anime good good good good good okay i've given them the heads up what would you what would they even do with that information it's not like i'm watching anime on stream how does that help anybody inform them of anything it's not i don't talk about it ever so what's the point why does this matter is this how people make decisions on who to watch i don't yeah exactly oh this dude watches anime that was a close call i was i was about to watch this pedal streamer but it turned out or i wasn't going to watch this peggle streamer and then it turns out he watches anime so i will that makes even less sense mob psycho fan hell yeah now i'm looking at the right stream yeah i'm upside down real real real good man doing good ready to race i'm ready sorry for being 15 minutes late i was playing the best pedal of my life as you i think oh you're good you're good i i i saw a little bit of it dude peggle is entertaining to watch i'm not gonna lie i'm like oh peggle let's see let's put it on for a little bit see remember i told you about the bounce five times listen to this like build up over time as you hit consecutive pegs and i'm like wait a second i see what it's all about why don't you play peggle with that accentuation i don't know maybe i just might give it a shot and see uh see how good it is see ya it's the new meta the amazing the amazing world [Music] i'm not personally invested in it but i think you should give it a shot as i've said oh yeah i'll happily happily watch along no bias okay i have no no interest in starting a peggle meta okay anyways uh anyways what we're doing to your audience yet because okay yeah i i lightly give them a run down if you want to repeat by all means go for it i'm just gonna muck about for a second here okay how okay okay how long do you need before we start i'm in breath of the wild right now i'm chilling uh if you want i'm ready too yeah only thing i didn't do yet i didn't actually turn on the mods yet i i have just loaded up do that in the wild i yeah dude make sure it's working installed yeah yeah hold on one second let me make sure we're all good here wait but we tested it it worked right it does work yes oh yeah it works it works it but for some reason it just didn't start with them on for some reason so i just got to reload it i suppose uh okay okay yeah like i think if i just do this doug never explains anything to us anyways so it's cool i do such a good job of explaining stuff i do and yet my chat constantly attests that they're they have no idea what's going on oh yeah here hold on one second yes chat i did install the internet browser off the wii u perhaps if you're lucky i'll play that instead of breath of the wild i can attest oh wait wait i can assess that the first thing that you did is download internet for wii u um i i have an idea i feel like if you die yeah during sorry somebody play the last track if we if we die during the race there should be like a short punishment of this would be a short punishment of um of of the death right so so like a minute or something that we have to like lose that way you're you're disincentivized to die right there's some sort of so trying to think of like what we could do to like stall time so here's an idea if you die hold on i'm gonna turn off say also real quick before we discuss things for some reason it's not appearing in my mods like graphics pack like anymore very odd because it was earlier to say that's not good no i would not well here keep keep uh talking i'm gonna see if i can't figure out the problem while we're tapping away here so what happens when we die what what are we thinking so my thought is if you die you have to open microsoft paint and draw the thing that killed you yeah i'm about that sure okay it's pretty strange that way it's like you know it's not long like you're actually okay at drawing i'm not um but i'll i have to make it passable i have to make it like you have to make it something they could like reasonably tell a breath of the wild fan could reasonably tell who it was that killed you or what i guess understood i understood that that works with me so i will say it is in the correct folder yet not appearing in the game when i right click it uh for graphics packs as well [Music] um i will give it a check here like in the in the checklist there's like a workarounds thing it might be like you opened all the options yes because i believe it's right under mods but uh yeah nope that is odd so here's a quick reference on discord here's where the folder path is and here's uh where the mods are uh oh um i just can me to make sure i'm not an idiot yeah yeah that's that's all well as it should be yeah that's what it looks like to me did you change anything last night no which is incredible yeah let me hear i don't know maybe uh so you're gonna do a randomizer and i'm going to play norm no no uh yeah i i uh edit graph effects mods the fps is all there and in well i do say i think this is odd uh we could try reinstalling it um yeah let me see what i think of let me go into my funny folder here and just i guess remove [Music] apologies everybody i like when things work things however don't like to work [Music] now let me put it back in graphic how many heads does it take to modify a copy of breath of the wild i'm looking i'm trying to see if [Music] yeah i'm doing the exact thing that worked yesterday yeah uh [Music] nothing was modified or changed [Music] go to the mods folder inside man there's all the [ __ ] that yeah yeah i'm [Music] going on apologies everybody i'm i'm i'm sputtering through some breath of the wild activity on my nintendo switch yeah i don't know i'm not seeing anything [Music] that that's that's like the oddest thing is that like everything is where you tried deleting it and reinstalling it yeah i i removed it from the folder and put it right back in there try actually downloading it again and like deleting it and downloading it maybe something changed um sure the only issue is that that might be a pretty large download i'll give it a shot though hmm i mean i have no idea what else uh we tried yeah no no i'm following let me see [Music] turn it off and on again yeah the same way you'd do all the other twitch plays but limited the same you did the alphabet fight but limit it to one random user oh you mean yeah that can be doable in the future um what if they randomly picked a letter and that crew got control you could do that yes we could we could do random letters get control of the game uh we'll see what happens with the the mod maybe today is a peggle day we'll find out if you give me full control and just say it's changing chat wouldn't be nonetheless change here um it was just simply to put it in that graphics pack though yeah yes um yeah yep my understanding that was the only thing that needed yeah i think it's worth deleting what you had and replacing it with a new download just in case and maybe something might have changed when you uh switched off to the normal version or something like that i don't know one second [Music] oh oops i was muted for that last thing yeah i mean i think i think it's worth deleting deleting it reinstalling the mod putting it in in case something changed when you were swapping back and forth between them uh yeah yeah i'll give it a go let's see otherwise i have no idea and maybe i'll have to do another day which is okay it could be peggle yeah fair enough oh maybe i could uh download peggle see how that goes you should i actually sabotaged your computer explicitly so that i could divert this whole scheme towards peggle you get me into peggle but what philbo doesn't know is that i have already modified his copy of breath of the wild yeah all right a second i'm gonna mute real fast yeah go for it go for go for it okay he's totally believing it he actually thinks it's not working i'm definitely gonna give him to play peggle this is sweet no oh you silly pepperman you didn't mute it all oh i didn't mute oh no he didn't mute it all right all right what's your download looking like are we talking like 20 minutes because i remember it it's [ __ ] fine we're talking five minutes we're talking five five minutes okay okay i think five minutes backed up on alerts so this works i'll sit here and okay about oil excellent okay well you you do just that okay chat [Music] now the real discussion can begin five minute peggle speed run it's fine doug i'm certifiable bryce and jokes about the queen dying is par for the course in its bruv [Music] in america we don't just like joke about like hey guys joe biden is dead we don't we don't do that any of the girls related i don't know they're they're chosen randomly by the game the goals are going to be random that i have to complete i feel like isn't that like treasonous too i feel like talk about the president being dead i think that's treason wait joe biden is dead no i'm making a funny british joke about the queen being dead only it's ours instead of you no i am the main character i will be playing zelda what biden is dead no no no no i'm making a british joke here uh check it out i'm gonna i'm gonna open the door he's gone we must make him believe the queen is dead we can do this chat sorry a little bit too delayed on that i'm gonna get the laugh tracker uh activated okay everybody get ready this is uh apparently the brits joke about the queen dying so we'll do it american style okay the laugh track is gonna be open in a second hey guys joe biden is dead me all right all right god we like to joke around here we like to have a good time who's like the um u.s secretary what what's like the most obscure government position in the united states i think i got it oh you got it i think so hold on let me let me actually watch it and try but i saw it i saw it like on in the little uh in the little mods folder thing okay i'm i'm i'm seeing something good here okay one second i'm gonna totally go for it quick joke to my chat be right back okay secretary of agriculture okay ever get ready get ready hey guys tom vilsack is dead all right okay sorry sorry so you're saying uh you're good oh [ __ ] hold on wait i have the whole game loaded up it says you know mod by waikuteru right at the bottom i i think we're all good to go we're all good okay by the way somebody in chad just told me uh thomas vilsack is dead oh my goodness what happened to him uh he was restoring the american economy and uh well bro broke couldn't handle it um well you know he died doing a good cause apparently doing what he loved which was agriculture exactly all right so let me let me boot up i think [Music] i am all set here [Laughter] music so you're in the title screen and waikutaro was stuff is there at the bottom right right yeah yeah we're starting a brand new game i'm on the menu i don't know if you started it yet i guess we should play up until you get the random goals that's that would be the starting point right yeah i mean i i i'm just on the the randomizer screen thing okay okay on the title all right i guess yeah i'll i'll explain it here um we good to go yep we're good to go sweet let's do it i'm super stoked about it um hell yeah okay so we are doing a randomized zelda race we're gonna both start a new game fail boat is going to use the mod to have it generate nine random goals that we have to achieve so the nine potential goals are picked by the game and whoever beats five of those first wins so we'll both have you know available strategies uh at our disposal to pick which of the five to do also depending on what things happen randomly in the game because the item drops to random the treasure's random there's random effects there's all sorts of crazy [ __ ] that happens sorry i forgot about it you're fine you're fine i've pre-notified my stream that there's probably gonna be some profanity so you know what let it rip um anyway like i was saying some crazy ships can spawn into the game because of the randomizer um so we don't know how hard or long this will be uh sorry i shouldn't have said that either but uh we think it'll be a couple i don't know dude um i'm really excited about those so i guess we we both start the game now and then you get the randomized goals um i'll copy the same ones over and then we just book it and see what happens right that one's good to me i've just pressed new game i don't think we're starting any amount of race just yet a little bit yeah yeah yeah so let's both start and then once you boot the randomizer i'll tell mine i don't i don't need the random goals but you tell yours you want the nine random ones yeah perfect god i'm stoked i think this will be awesome or maybe it'll be tedious and stupid but i think it'll be awesome yeah i i ran around breath of the wild for a little bit i'm just like all right let me get the controls down let me just like understand how to play breath of the wild again because it's been a little bit but i'm feeling confident i'm feeling ready and i'm feeling absolutely primed for a sweet victory yeah yeah this game is so good that's great they know it's great it really opens up with like nintendo presents breath of the wild in like aerial 12 font bear yeah barely visible they definitely they definitely had a meeting where where like shigeru miyamoto was like hey can we make it a little bigger i can barely read this the director's like no size eight absolutely yeah in fact you know what because you said that seven i don't i don't appreciate the sass it's going to go smaller yeah yeah every time shigeru miyamoto complained oh yeah it started out as full screen it was just like yeah i don't like this i don't like that it just got slower and slower and smaller and smaller all right here we go i'm activating the funny little rune and it says breath of the wild randomizer we don't need a timer and then it gives me all the ones that doesn't matter nation i'm looking it's me versus failboat the time doesn't matter uh select the mode so we're going goal mode uh randomized goals yep nine different goals yep and then the following goals have been chosen here we go we can reroll all of these so okay first one is let me write hold on let me i'll write them down as you're saying so we can remember them um well okay let's let's make sure we're satisfied with these uh but whatever works we have one din roll scale then ralph's scared uh i don't know how to pronounce that one general scale one farmer's pitchfork take a photo of a farmer's pitchfork okay um photo of farmers okay yep three big hearty truffles okay i should probably do this myself but it's already too late uh one oh sorry obtain a travel medallion what is a travel medallion god only knows okay um neither of us are good at this game so that's that's that's one twist that we offer compared to somebody who's good at the game like point grow a unique perspective so this one's a little a little bit a little bit scandalous we have to take a photo of some mighty bananas um yeah a little bit saucy here uh we have to we have to kill three stone talus of the weakest variety so like the normal one whatever yeah i'm not sure what a talus is so uh that's the big stone golem guy the the rocks that like pop up yeah oh okay chats i'm sure will tell us where they are and stuff so that'll yes exactly um maximum hearts at least eight uh that is so hard well then we also have kill kill two he knockses black variety okay oh black is hard okay and then one last one is kill wind blight ganon oh my god oh they really they they really uh top heavy this one good lord we wanna do we wanna re-roll this or what are we feeling i feel okay so how many of these are like definitely achievable eight hearts is not achievable because that's a lot of shrines we'd have to get it the two black henox's the problem is that like those won't spawn into the world for a while so we could change that to just two henoxes you just have to kill two of them um like because killing three stone teluses and two henox's that is doable so those are both doable photo bananas is doable i don't know what a travel medallion is big hardy truffles is doable photo's a farmer pitch pitch park is doable dynrol is the dragon i remember which one but those are like actually not too hard to find um this this could work i think it would work i like the fact that there's two we'd probably have to fight bosses which i think is is a good uh sure although farmer's pitchfork i have no idea how we got that so basically two of the three of these are like unachievable so then it's five of the six we have to get i guess that's kind of a problem yeah maybe we should re-roll medallion is dlc okay so medallions just not i could get it you could get a chest but what do you think reroll or keep let me find real we'll see here's the thing right if we re-roll it's not even like i have to go with these ones that i get we could just go with the ones that we currently have yeah that's a good idea okay why don't yeah and we'll decide between the two all right i'll write these down too sure all right so i'm gonna re-roll here we go following goals have been chosen we got uh obtain one star fragment uh take photo of a boat ore okay um kill two moldogas moldagas yeah bulldogs yeah what molded duggars um kill a master koha or kagha whatever whatever that name is which i think is the the leader of like the the assassin clan yeah which is technically doable okay oh that's that yeah i could see that get 15 acorns i think that's that's a lot of acorns because they're random oh my no i i think maybe i i believe in in in the nut collecting here i i think that could potentially work the next one is how are we going to find 15 it's random i don't know how are you going to find it i'll fight from yeah obtain the master sword okay it's just you know 13 hearts or whatever uh eight hyrule bass uh i like that kill water blight ganon okay and that oh yeah oh yeah that's a wind blight all right what what do we i think we keep getting these like four doable or like good luck buddy okay how about this well i have i have i have the two i have the nine options why my brain is not working i have both options i have all 18 options yeah okay i wrote them out how about for each for each um for each possible goal we decide between the two that were rolled right um hi rasmutin uh so for number one we have the option of din raw scale or one star fragment we could pick which one of those we use as our goals oh okay okay i'm fine that way we pick the ones that feel more achievable um sure sure so what what are our yeah go like one by one here i guess what are our two options and for the first slot okay all right so first option is din raw scale or star fragment i guess i would say star fragment we can't get yeah let's do scale yeah scale yeah scale because we at least you know where they are photo of a farmer's pitchfork photo of a boat ore boat or because your name is failboat i'll take it i'll take the boat okay three big hardy truffles or kill two muldugas is a mulduga again it's like the big sand worm out in the desert it would be like it would take a while but at least you know where they are kind of we'll probably do three big hearty truffles let's do let's do hearty truffles let's do hearty charms because we yeah we could just get random into like whatever okay get a travel medallion is impossible so we should do killmaster koga which is actually totally doable it's like a 15 minute side side quest i think that sounds fine with me kill the assassin man photo of bananas or 15 acorns now it sounded pretty exciting okay i don't know i'm very excited about the acorns you sounded pumped for the acorns um oh this worked well kill three stone talus or one frost talus probably the one and you have to like go into the although i don't know where they are i don't know where they are i would say somewhere in there i would say one okay that feels a little more climactic uh yeah yeah okay get at least eight hearts or get the master sword oh my god that's so pretty well we what we could do what we could do is we could say get at least eight hearts and that could include temporary hearts and if we do that we yeah we could cook and and get that without needing to like open 16 whatever or like 60 shrines yeah well brett well the the master sword though is something we could just get it could just randomize us into getting the master sword from like a chess i think that would be a hilarious thing to leave on okay uh yeah yeah yeah i don't think that'll happen but it would be absolutely insane and i think we're on dif yeah we definitely are we're on different randomized seeds so it's it's not like if you find the master sword like in the two chests that are right where we spawn like it's not like i'd get it there let's just be hilarious um kill two henox's black or eight hyrule bass probably kill uh probably the bass right that's very achievable like because those are guaranteed spawns in a bunch of spots i think unless they're randomized and then finally kill wind blight ganon or kill water white ganon that is uh a chef's choice i am uh i'm down for a dealer's choice whichever whichever you're feeling there okay i will go for water blight to stick with our boat theme excellent okay um so if these are the goals we go with uh these are very achievable i mean we could i even should do like seven out of nine or something like that because uh we see how it goes but um yeah look could you get a screenshot of of the ones that you got there and that will just uh i'll probably just paste them in my description that's the quickest way i can update this okay but i'm gonna put them next to my face so that perfect you have to okay give me a nice good screenshot of you here lights are free to be honest what's up hayden okay here we go uh so just make sure that whole thing is in your stream see this uh that's a good shot that's a pretty good shot you're not allowed to crop any part of it i did the cropping for you all right no problem no problem okay so i'll i'll instead of putting in the description i will just save this photo i feel like that's scary for your viewers i'll probably crop it without telling you at some point all right don't go don't tell me yeah okay there we go it's gonna crop it to be only your face just to really help the the whole communication very informative between me and my life chat here you're legally required to give us all right hold on dug goals it did not save did not want to save [Music] okay i'll put it in the mods general right now buggles here we go hey [Music] well if it doesn't want to save the image then i'm not sure what to do here you might just have to write out the text [Music] you might just have to write out the text as as a medieval as that is rather than putting up a picture never mind it has now worked the instant you suggested chat so here we're this is this is his photo i'm just gonna i'm gonna crop it just like this you know i'm also gonna take a screenshot of the kind of messages i get all the time on my channel i just want you to see it real quick perfect okay these are our first time chatter positioned in like the most awesome we're feeling for you okay underscore yoshi's 77 my life just left me stuttering as he tries to get out this grief-related message this is a lot of trauma man [Music] i just want to convey to you that at least 50 of the conversations in my or about their wife or husband leaving them a conversation because that's what you want to go with it's just the fact that it's their first message ever oh yeah that is their first message isn't it first time chat from viewer like twitch alerted me to this it was like you have to know about this guy it's his first first time here make sure to pay attention to it i'm really glad that you know he feels so so close to you that he can trust you with such sensitive information right out the gate you know after building such a deep bond of i guess going to twitch yeah it speaks and i trust them general scale uh photo of boat or uh three big party part three big hardy truck my wife uh good thing good things are cooking here in the doug banana some of these we can definitely group together see i don't know how randomized it's going to get i know it can teleport you i know it can drop things on you there there's part of me that thinks we could do like seven of these um like all of them seem very possible except master sword and water blight ganon so i mean we could pivot if we're just crushing this but every time i have ever said in my stream this challenge doesn't seem too hard it becomes eight times harder so this might be like fifteen hours just to do fun i think five is like five my prediction five goals will take us two hours but if we kick it up to seven if we're like just cruising we could kick it up to seven and that would take three hours that's my prediction which is probably way off okay so um i will should i just dismiss all goals should i just say let it let it play as is like back to modes yeah yeah yeah just do normal mode yeah normal mode okay okay excellent start in normal mode excellent so it gives me the randomizer staff and i guess uh we're all good to go then we're all good and ready to embark on our adventure let me get just a second farther i gotta get through the menu yeah i don't need anything from you and crack open a coke zero why kutera made this mod uh there's a link in the uh in the title if you do exclamation mark randomizer that will link to waikotero's uh youtube channel he does really really cool stuff definitely go check it out if you're interested in this sort of thing it's very very cool so thank you very much for making mod all right oh wait oh uh normal mode okay so i'm starting in normal mode and i will just pause it once i get through this menu yeah i i've gotten to the point where i can walk around but i'm just chilling in front of the little podium thing okay okay yeah i'm also in front of the podium thing i'm good to go ready excellent i too am good to go you ready to ready i need to lose peppermint boat man yeah it's time to finally take down my greatest nemesis the seaman failboat um that's right i am so pumped about this uh i have no idea how hard this will be all right should i count it down are we good to go well we'll start with five right the plan is five and just like we can pivot to seven yeah yeah but i suspect this will be way harder than i anticipate um okay all right good luck may the best um what are we um do you're an honorary sea man okay may the best semen win in three two one go good luck good luck good luck all right this chest right here this is the first omen i open the [ __ ] master sword we win it all peel off all right so every chest is random i i mean i can find any of the goals in here technically that's kind of sick okay that's actually awesome [Music] i can swim up waterfalls holy [ __ ] that's so big that's a huge advantage okay so now when navigating the world we can choose to go in like water places and just get to things a lot faster than failboat can oh my god [Music] oh i should probably i should probably also uh again explain how this works so uh the chests are gonna be random the drops from enemies are gonna be random and random effects will happen randomly as well as random warps there's a whole bunch of different things that can happen so we're gonna have a general plan for getting through these goals um but we'll have to adapt based on what kind of effects are going on once i get through the intro once i get through the great plateau and get the paraglider then we can start looking at these goals and actually making a concrete decision about where to go the first step is just beat the great plateau uh and get the paraglider we gotta do that first [Music] why are you so pale it's healthy it's good for you [Music] sailboat does not have the same seat and as you can see [Music] [Applause] perfectly normal opening to the game jesus christ man [Music] it's a good omen for the kind of experience uh we're gonna have are there any of these goals that i can hit while in the great plateau i don't think there's hearty truffles there's no bananas there's no talus bass maybe okay the only goal that i think i could actually make progress on during the plateau is the eight bass so i'll like keep a lookout for fish chat if you see a fish let me know assuming it's the right type of fish okay we got a tree branch now let's crush it i guess i'll grab as much food as i can you don't see a fish wait i'm not even near water okay i'm gonna grabbing food just in case because the randomizer can hurt you [Music] doug i am a fish [Music] ooh apples i'll take apples chat has spoken uh i don't think i need to [Music] i don't need to talk to this guy do i [Music] all right let me go okay first step is to unlock the initial tower then we hit all four shrines and then we're good to go we're out in the open world [Music] it's the queen's jupiter today it's an event for the anniversary of lorena's queen she isn't in attendance due to weight maybe somehow to shoot thus for dead okay i just killed a choo choo we have to get din raw scale that looks like a dragon thing there's no way i just got the scale it's his horn are you kidding me i just found dynrol's horn off the very first enemy my god incredible incredible i mean it's not a scale but you know what almost hoarded a scale is close oh i'm very hurt oh my god okay so every single enemy is going to drop random items and have a chance of getting me you know a boat or or a truffle point marked on the map in your sheikah slate yes yes yes yes yes hey chat let's replace der gaz the ceo of dug dug and elect a chair in his home holding materials is now disabled because i need to heal kind of right hold on i'm gonna eat a little bit hey you know how to whistle sprint right yes i do yeah okay cool i want to make sure that's not like an unfair advantage all right cool no no no no no no no i'm i'm all whistling uh oh i forgot how to whistle sprint how do i do it okay there we go [Music] okay i'm grabbing all these arrows [Music] oh god so i'm killing these guys just to see what kind of drops i get no i think i just go right [Music] uh let's see blue nightshade fire arrows okay that's actually kind of cool so anytime i need extra stuff i can just instantly kill some easy enemies and just farm for things that's like my backup strat right [Music] what why did i just randomly get that [Music] all right so i may have died once okay you said paint right yeah microsoft paint it doesn't have to look good okay no problem what is that what is the music happening right now doug what's your favorite anime and what anime are you currently watching favorite anime is hunter x hunter currently watching mob psycho shrines are now disabled wait i can't wait no i need the shrine this is literally the start of the game i can't do anything no no how long does this go forward tell him how you will single-handedly bring pets i literally had the advantage because he just died um what do i do okay they're enabled the stream is gonna be easy also his music is [ __ ] awesome all right so this is first tower once i unlock this we can get the four shrines in the great plateau once we get those we go into the open world we start getting talises we start killing master cocos we don't need that nobody cares it's not a big deal this will okay this is going to blow some of your guys's minds all right jesus take the wheel i read books [Music] paul that's all thank you for the gift [Music] i don't think he'll know what that means [Music] doug is cancelled [Music] and make sure he deletes them lead by example thank you for the advice i'm sorry i had the alerts paused that probably would have helped the problem is i don't want to have alerts going off while talking with somebody again i don't scream at the monitor scare the computer into working dude what a shot what a cool look for this game thank you jadiz [Music] why would you do this to us i thought you read chat not books do you think i just like at night i just sit there reading chat that's what i do in my free time is that why the guy was freaked out about me watching anime i do exist outside of this twitch stream what because joe biden died books are lame nice got him it's okay you know you're watching a twitch stream service now watching the stream will answer if it's okay to joke about it can we get a prediction um i don't know uh what would we do for predictions here just came back from my meeting at work why is everyone laughing it's because john vincent died or whoever that guy died field got stone talises oh my god uh why don't we do wait can i skip this oh i can't do it why don't we do um who completes a goal first punishment for dying could be we get to play for one minute all we get to play on the other person's game to promote death uh i think i'd be a little too complex but conceptually i like the idea i think you always are streaming when i have to go to therapy so i miss the stream how long's your therapy this is probably like a six hour seven hour stream oh [Music] i feel like you get diminishing returns after hour after five straight hours of therapy tom god f for tom philsack dude truly a sack of the people okay can i skip this hmm what is with the music i know there's some custom music but is it just constantly happening all right there's a new prediction who gets the first goal me or failboat can we get an oil check to honor tom vilsack please doug it's what he always wanted god i missed tom i miss him so much you guys remember back when tom threw us that barbecue he was like who wants another sack burger and we were all like oh tom i what is happening okay there we go oh is it changing okay please tell me it's not gonna be scary the entire rest of the game off to him the oil jug tom is dead i can't offer him any oil um lis all those can spawn everywhere that's not good well i have no health hold on so get say nine out of the eighteen uh okay i need more food dude this thing keeps killing me almost or puts me to a quarter heart and it spawns enemies where are those lizolfos that it's spawning okay so there's the zolfo spawning everywhere but i should be okay in the shrine hopefully they don't spawn in here oh there's a chest it's by all these british american jokes about dead people oh [ __ ] yeah we're getting past suddenly died tomorrow after talking about talking to the police about my tax fraud all right this is try number one [Music] thoughts and prayers uh those are tights damn right should i play my own music or just listen to this game's music game music is pretty good or i should say the custom music they're doing are good but generally zelda doesn't have a lot of music or both god look at those pants [Music] true [Music] okay get in the first room which are bombs okay so the runes are random but the shrine is not which means i cannot make progress here this is supposed to be the magnesius one can i bomb these this is where i'm supposed to go okay i guess we i guess we leave [Music] so do i have to like go to the shrines first and then come back once i get the right powers okay i guess we go to the bomb shrine right what's going on oh tom vilsack died okay the bomb one is that direction i'll hit that one next what's this song shovel knight from rivals of aether oh i gotta remember to do the thing true why do i have four hearts all right i'm going to snag this meat just a heads up muldoogas can spawn everywhere [Music] oh cool [Music] okay at least i have some meat the rubies okay roasted cart okay that's food uh that's a lizolfos it's also an electric lizalfos [Music] holy [ __ ] dude oh yeah thank you for the fish alert jet i'm mormont if there's fish in the water not if i find a dead fish we're talking about talking to the police jesus man let me let me clarify if i'm near a body of water and there are fish in it and i don't realize like here this is where you should be talking about fish i think these are what i need [Music] why can't i grab them high real bass all right so two out of eight [Music] whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa sorry i'm late wait wait where is it gonna feel as long as last stream and those guys oh my god okay where's the mulduga my favorite bedtime story is so he one shots you with a jesus christ man i died to a lizard okay good luck this is a really nice portrait give him a nice well-defined jaw please it pairs well with a nice classical song okay okay you know the one with the violin okay um i have to draw this can we get a control of the game for a minute after every goal you get no conceptually i like the idea maybe in the future [Music] [Music] wait is this cheating what's going on my ex kids [Music] don't tell fail boat i i looked at a source image [Music] that's not a very good horn [ __ ] i was really trying okay he has like armor stuff this is going to get so tedious we're going to die a lot it looks like a like a sad dog [Music] don't laugh [Music] okay grabbing the fish again wait where are the fish dude just got back from my therapist appointment and i'm almost over my crippling fear of the sky turning and trying to disable need by sheer randomness anyway what are we doing today my man uh more therapy came for the memes stayed for the blitz and tax fraud that's just like you're inspiring he used to help play pickle with my wife's husband oh i can't i can't get the shrines come on man how long does this last i can't even go get fish in the meantime anyway using cheating as an artist i could confirm thank you apparently was not that delayed [Music] let me in [Music] let me in [Music] yeah i guess we'll play loud music to compensate what do i do do a pedal speed run with only magic you will get w on it's not in the rules what do i do here kill the guardian i have a sword and i've seen a club super standard chasing can be the bad one [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's working [Music] i really want to thank you for deciding not to divorce us it's hard to play literally what else do i do move the mouse oh my god okay uh yes please yes holy [ __ ] i can kill it this is great i need to get something good off this though but it's actually worth it [Music] okay [Applause] cool drumstick and a thistle can i please go in the goddamn shrine shrines are enabled here we go worth it i mean whatever i i had nothing i had nothing better to do it is kind of bad i wish that was one of the goals is kill guardians i can't believe i killed one the first like 30 minutes okay okay uh so we can knock out bomb shrine hey doug it's me irsian i heard you committed tax fraud no no the fraud money by the next business day or we will send you more ball pit balls all right guys send back the money quit laundering it to me irs evan what was your name [Music] okay i got cryonis so now i have to go to the mountaintop one after this but i can beat the bomb shrine right now okay they're gonna be liz alfoss [Music] [Applause] big item big item let's go [Music] big screw huge [ __ ] gigantic screw environment is changing cool that is not relevant because i'm not in [Music] kobe [Music] did you just [ __ ] yourself what no what are you talking about ooh chest i want that chest not what i meant to do oh you're mean for the competition no no no [Music] big item big item [Music] wait oh my god that's actually incredible low level cold resistance that allows me to go up to the cryona shrine actually huge dialogue cut scenes in the shrine drip things btw a feature that should be in the base game okay okay oh by the way holding materials okay whatever can i just throw this in i don't need to put it in the bomb tube do i i can just throw it okay well you know what let's not talk about that let's talk about other things everybody here should go follow failboat on youtube if you haven't he's streaming it on youtube right now failboat is wonderful why did i just make money easy we are totally gonna pass through this mod two hours max also be warned i watch anime i'm warning you look i still think it could be like two to three hours okay i'm making a lot of money for some reason okay how do you skip [Music] where's the fluffing timer my man link got that passive income god my nose is so itchy i think failboat fans did this to sabotage the randomly spawning guardian just sort of took my life real quick well it's gonna make for a beautiful portrait oh yeah yeah he's one like the mounted ones too so here we are [Music] clairvoyance okay can i skip this no cannot get this just a quick question who is this anime you were watching do we need to place you on the watch list anything you say or do may be held against you in court okay yes all right i'm just gonna play loud music to compensate for the fact that nothing is really happening okay next i'm going to the cryonis shrine that's at the mountain i can get there because of those mushrooms i found [Music] okay okay [Music] all right we're heading to cryonis into the mountains [Music] oh come on no no no we don't have time there's a race where is the there's a molduga somewhere [Music] i i don't see it i guess i just go [Music] can they not spawn [Music] do you think they just can't spawn here i i don't know uh i guess we'll hit this one next environment is changing [Music] oh wait fish fish [Music] there's no fish i can't believe you almost missed that chat unbelievable you're gonna let me walk past that pawn blinds can spawn everywhere that's not that bad [Music] i do want some food though okay it says there's a little dude somewhere [Music] can it actually spawn i think that's a molduga okay i know that that's the bulldog all right [ __ ] they can definitely spawn what do i even do there what do you do i'm in the middle of an open field i died to a malduga [Music] from moldova better [Music] uncalled for [Music] god this music really fits [Music] thank you [Applause] all right now i grab this color and he connects down here and then he gets his big thanos chin [Music] all right now i need his eyeballs are like here [Music] i'm not [Music] thought it was pretty beautiful okay okay be honest chat could you tell that this is a mulduga i think he's beautiful [Music] okay let's play that [Music] all right i have no idea what to do with muldooga spawns i know you winning i don't know okay so this is the ocean where the malduga is swimming i guess i just hang on the right side i don't know where to go another guardian took me out the same with the same kind you're shooting me down finding fish would have been immediately yeah it turns out it's hard to beat the great plateau with guardians and mulduga yeah there's a slight difficulty curve i don't think nintendo expected for oh i just found a star fragment if we had picked that goal oh my god oh all right okay well close close close wait is that a fish is that a fish it's a fish oh so excited [Music] let me let me actually uh clarify here donate to get a stream where voice attack the altitude for swearing and you have to spin a punishment wheel no amount of money but i'll think about it to be clear i just need you guys to tell me if there is a pond with fish nearby let me actually be more clear living fish fish need to be alive okay i've swung around to the right i am hoping that that gets me away from the moldouga mold against any percent speed run record oh good work wow wait i need that woodcutter's axe uh no no no no no no no not a goddamn molduga does he know where i am okay i'll cut a tree i'll get across this gap go wait where is it [Music] i think it's below me that works all right all right this is from the game by the way oh i lost my pants when are you wearing the tunnels there there are some dude the music is still going we come back to you drawing a little bit what is going on what is going on there are some memes in this stream that like i encourage and then they become like a big thing there's others that i have had no part in at all like bunny suit that just really really have a high stock in the dug dug economy i guess the music stopped uh i hear enemies i guess look over here i miss my pants what is happening oh it's morning time okay i heard frost arrows i don't love that do you need to keep the items in your inventory just find them once that's a good clarification i would think it's fine them once what is that that could be general scale general scale niger's claw god damn it at least i'm finding food okay this is the stasis shrine i'll at least activate it and then come back to it wait do i even bother going in do we ever get emotes back no i don't i don't need it uh we have two more days of the emotes being banned or maybe one more why wouldn't no no because i don't need the rune yet i need to go to cryonas and then i work back i think this is a slight optimization no legit what made you draw a mole duggar is there some sort of punishment if you die oh you actually didn't know what was going on uh yes if you die you have to if you die you have to draw whatever killed you but what if you get magnesis i then i do the exact same thing that i'm doing right now right now i'm going for the cryo shrine i go there first told me she won't file the divorce until great i have no argument for some reason she's reluctant to sign the papers all right let's book it i have the mushroom meal that i got randomly so that'll help me with the cold because then i can just warp back to the shrine that i just got this is fine and i'll kill this guy by going like that is so often to the resources i must say this stream has been extreme therapeutic to your core demographic thank you i do my best by which i mean i don't really say anything and you guys just froth at the mouth about whatever words you're into that day okay okay now the temperature's low now i eat my food that i got boom cold resistance that's such a big find [Music] why does it feel like i'm not running okay moblins can spawn everywhere that's not great but i should be okay no leave me alone [Applause] okay pokemons and moblins can spawn everywhere oh god those guys are all gonna kill me in one hit every time hard enemies spawn it's gonna be a one hit kill through like the entire rest of the game okay [Music] okay i got a wind cleaver what i'm going to do i'm going to drop a bomb kill them all i grab his stuff on the way up never mind nope nope there's no time fish is that a hyrule bash no it throw it though wait what the [ __ ] why did i die that was a mess i could have grabbed a high roll bass where do i where do i start from oh literally right here [Music] oh gold mcaublin cool all right you know what we're just gonna go to the shrine okay we got to cryonis shine i can definitely do this one then i work to the other two and i knock those out let's play loud ass music [Music] oh yeah i gotta draw [ __ ] [Music] wait wait what killed me a skeletal bokoblin what did i die to it was the skeleton right skeletal koblin breath of the wild okay okay okay okay i can do this i can draw this beautifully it's a good thing my mom's a doctor i know how to draw bones this is the libya right here and this is the femia okay and then this is the ribbia the [ __ ] out of it okay and then he's got a mouth this is the mouthia with like teeth in it okay and then he's got orange glowing eyes you know what i'm going to do i'm going to go a step further i'm also going to do the inner yellow layer how much of an artist i am and he's got a little horn thing here i'm very good at art the labia is not a bone dug and in pride month are four months i literally don't know what a labia is wait is that a vagina i am proud to present a bokoblin skeletal version [Music] all right ready set go crowded shrine let's jam it [Music] is it a bone am i i thought it was a bone in your arm is it the vaginal bone two vaginas have bones i really don't know okay i got stasis from cryona shrine that means i can go back to the one i just passed [Music] okay crown us here we go no we don't okay no that was rhetorical i don't need outside the vagina is known as labia majora the labia serve the purpose of covering and protecting the urinary openings vaginal openings and clitoris from external trauma thank you unsubscribed [Music] no no no no no okay okay give me something cool ancient core and a tentacle oh wait [Music] oh i got pants let's go dude look at those pants [Music] i can hide my labia in it thank you for the streams with my divorce with my wife she has taken all the bones instead of the money i really don't know [Music] you're just kind of squishing your flesh against the keyboard all right uh we're good here one month wait why did i get rice balls this is random doug what would it take for you to wear the bunny suit uh an act of god like a hurricane that's the only source i have of warmth okay crown of shrines done we head to [Music] stasis shrine which is the one over here spoonological lotterism thank you so much for the 12 months i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you can everyone pretend this is clever and funny for me hey i appreciate your thinking chat laugh track thank you for the smart and insightful and humorous comment [Music] thank you very humorous all right it was a little delayed it took a second for them to understand the joke it was that clever [Music] nope thank you act of god for five dollars your cursor is on the screen all right uh stasis saving is disabled no duck vaginas don't have bones why did it work i'll see myself out [Music] no i said a hurricane not somebody named god donating five dollars cool i got a flower are you racing against the information is so easily available it is in the title it is in the description down here what more do i have to do doug this is god if you do not wear the bunny suit i shall send a hurricane to sacramento you won't do it [Music] you won't god you [ __ ] coward you've been too much a coward to ever send a hurricane to sacramento dug god here just send a hurricane your way you got that bunny suit ready [Music] you don't even know where i live you just set a hurricane to the wrong state you just killed a whole bunch of people in sacramento i don't even live there god god you're the worst god i've talked to today move the mouse back on screen i miss it all right there you go [Music] what i got deruk's protection oh now i see it okay i don't have my glasses on okay so just i have a shield that'll actually help a lot that's actually kind of sick [Music] the old testament do be like that that's true that's some old testament stuff oh you won't wear a bunny suit well we'll send a hurricane to sacramento ah doctor wants this about a bunny suit yo thank you hurricane hurricane until you show up at my house then we're just gonna stay friends can you tell us what you're doing every two minutes thanks hey i got more peel off big day for pilaf oh [ __ ] what no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no dude no i wanna i wanna teleport man uh maybe i can run away oh i can drink shield now i'm currently approaching your location you better get dressed quick i said if i have no other sources of warmth wait is this is this because of is this because the mod that i can't use the shrine this is the irs we are sending a hurricane to something that's not [Music] do your [ __ ] job why are you you've been watching my stream all day hey doug don't do public things here don't tempt me to do it okay i got a durian there we go the thing is to say or re-enabled hey doug this is hurricane i will send god to you if you don't wear the funny i'll tell god to come back later i'm busy i'm playing zelda [Music] this is god all right this is the fourth shrine after this i'm good we need to wear the bunny sweet tour the whole west coast against the 1 000 [Music] we can take it we can take those hurricanes hi this is god's secretary i thought i was being botted for a second hey i really appreciate the right thank you man hope you had a good stream uh wait there you go i found you through the chat tag on twitch as i feel like i need to connect to people the same as me glad to see you look like one of the new pokemon professors why do i have the chad tag [Music] do you get to the dog district very often thank you again cindy got me appreciate it of course you don't can i hit him [Music] uh that's incredible ancient bow yes thank you hey doug my wife took the car in the divorce so i'm having trouble getting to sacramento but when i get there i'm gonna need a bunny suit yeah okay thanks for again yeah with gas prices so i just had my first instance of a loading zone uh not being the right loading zone um and ended up in the top left of the entire map somewhere in like in like like the bird kingdom area and i gave my chat such a look oh god okay yeah i'm still working on the great plateau i'm in the four shrine where are you right now well i don't know where you already got oh you did i already got my yeah i got my paraglider i i already hopped down oh crap okay i'm behind you all right all right all right i'll see you out there crap okay i'm behind guys we got to pick it up somebody sent a hurricane to failboat medical questions asked by curious boys and answered by curious man written by professor dr doug duck professional womenologist 2022 medical world press i don't know if that's my title let's do a fundraiser to send a hurricane to sacramento [Music] all right all right fish fish fish fish fish fish fish okay i got some dope pants man look at that jock strap okay i'll take a pumpkin all right that's fourth shrine done we can get the paraglider now we're a little behind fail boat but i think i've gotten some good items i think i'll be able to kill people faster than him unless he's gotten like crazy stuff too hey doug this is the god of labias if you don't believe i'm a hurricane i'm gonna send a sacramento your way all right wait if you guys are all gods god of good weather here i got your back thank you man good to see one of the pantheon in my corner oh [Music] man how did you already get paraglider doug this is sacramento we are sending a hurricane okay thank you hopefully this the two hurricanes between sacramento and god will meet like a beam and then sacramento and god will both try to send energy at the beam and slowly it'll look like it's going towards sacramento but sacramento will send more energy and they'll shoot back into god and we'll win sacramento is definitely the harry potter of future hurricane gods damn no i didn't all right let's go let's go i gotta hurry oh no i want the chest in here i have to get rid of these guys hold on i've got a plan i've got a plan this is hurricane i'm sending a sacramento to god send you into the water instant death i use magnesis i get a lionel shield for some reason i get this chest it's gonna be awesome are you interested in custody of sacramento raw me i guess that's one way to refrigerate it hey here due to your desires being sent your way we figured you needed a change of scenery because of that you're being traded to the detroit lions okay the four shrines are done i gotta go find the hyrule king at the top oh my god at the top of the templar time as a subsidiary of dionysus i'll make sacramento is good and dry so they won't feel the hurricane i'm gonna die it's cold i have nothing to stop cold i'm just gonna die oh i guess i need to get there quickly and just out here no it's not [Music] okay i need fruit [Music] the two hurricanes will get a baby cake together it would be so cute i don't think any of you understand how weather works okay chest right here i grab this chest on the way to the temple just divorced me and now is with sacramento actually kind of sick uh do this okay like a candy cane when are you going to explain wii sports with edible insights what okay random items get some good stuff lumistone that could be it general's claw come on man fun fact if two hurricanes actually collide it's called the fujihara effect it's rare but it happens usually the bigger one takes the energy of the smaller one is that real hey god this is ducks hurricane labias we fly a new triangle that's just i don't want to be a part of this conversation anymore can i oh i was going to say can i get on the temple of time even though he's going to poke man hurricanes baby gender reveal party imagine how many wildfires there could be wouldn't it be like a flood all right hold on i gotta make a bokeh blind gold boko blind please hold do [Music] no pretend that connected correctly seeing your recent performances in this zelda randomized race we have decided to transfer you over to recently relegated norwich football club in the efl championship of england we hope you enjoy your move who [Music] it looks like a banana in his ear that doesn't look like an ear oh my god this is so much effort um okay this is pink his little nosey [Music] hey hurricane god of dogs here no pun intended uh what else is blue eyes doug may i rub your manly shoulders there's no time there's a hurricane coming that's his joint his joint cloth is loincloth thing doug just got news that harold steinberg died from hurricane related injuries who's daryl steinberg nice penguin for not okay i present pokemon that one looks beautiful and you know it okay let's play some goddamn breath of the wild that's a very good drawing thank you finally someone around here appreciates my art literally indistinguishable from the game right here sacramento will not only receive a hurricane but having mccain and the mccain as well what wait oh i could get a bunch of items from this oh carp now porgy uh hearty truffle wasn't that one of them wait wait wait that was a toasted biscuit the english football player hurry came to sacramento instead of a hurricane the sacramento have a mediocre football team that never wins anything he can stay with uh no him sending a typhoon to sacramento which spins the opposite direction of a hurricane it should cancel out the hurricane and they will only get a gentle rain also acts of dog negate the bunny suits you are downloading your thanksgiving is the mayor of sacramento i don't know i don't live what is your obsession with sacramento i don't live there you're sending [ __ ] hurricanes there and murdering the mayor i don't i don't care about sacramento don't act shocked it's not a big deal none of you guys give a [ __ ] about sacramento doug ceo of raising canes here we normally sell chicken but that's only so we can support the toddler canes and team in things some of our precious disasters so we send them all to you please thank you thank you mr keynes hello doug you designed the god of wind fire hurricanes your pride to me by wearing a bunny suit i will unleash my rocks upon you and my ex-wife all right bring it on mayans benny harvey r.i.p missy a big man gone would not forgotten he would have loved this hurricane season who is benny harvey let's have let's have a obituary day like where it's just everybody shares who's died recently and we honored him we would like harry kane return to tottenham we need him back to win the next hardy cup are any of these real words doug how was your time in bed last night what kind of horny stuff was going on did you grip onto anything did anything clip on to you i hope you feel better after the hurricane sends you up into the great beyond the hell are you talking about benny harvey rip okay this is where the king of hyrule is we will finally get the paraglider and then go into the open world we can actually strategize okay let's skip it to new calamity gannon r.i.p to jove bisexual legend we will miss you dearly by jove bye joe hmm all right paraglider [Music] that's huge they called the recon and not to recount for a reason [Music] hey doug this is awkward sue do you remember the tiger we fired two weeks ago he is attacking sacramento with a tiger cane he is still kind of mad about it okay uh have finished have finished the paraglider quest we can go anywhere we want in the open world that i can't see because the randomizer what is that it's quick strategy sesh what do we do first the bass is easy if i head to the lake the frost palace i could start heading towards uh bananas and master koga hearty truffles it might make sense to big hearty truffles it probably makes sense to get the fruit first right you have the swim armor yeah yeah yeah um if i go to zora yeah but zora i i where is den which which is din rawl which which dragon is din raw i don't remember yeah hardy truffles are in the jungle i can also grab the banana there i think i head to the jungle first um and then look for i could grab the ore over there because there's the fishing village i grabbed the bananas and there should be some hardy truffles din raw is fire okay so fire okay so din raw scale he's the fire dragon he flies through this canyon that's over here like every night so i can actually grab him i think first we move south west we head towards the jungle where i should be able to get bananas plus the boat or and i can hopefully grab hardy truffles along the way that's a plan let's go and we're off so we'll head to the lake first i'll pick up some fish along the way and then we go get some fat bananas oh camera okay yeah we'll go i gotta grab the camera as well [Music] i guess i'll do that first oh yeah fire dragon's top of the map oh and he probably won't drop the scale huh yeah you're right i didn't think about that i'm still gonna head this direction dude there are a lot of mob ones it's got my so i just got my first teleport of the game my first random teleport doing nothing oh wait i am currently on the divine beast elephant wait what okay i am in i am in the divine beast okay so wait apparently this is where you fight water blight so uh no way oh god yeah you have to finish it now okay wait wait quick clarification of the rules um are we if you get an item the goal is complete right yes like if it's removed from your inventory or whatever yeah you just don't intentionally remove it yeah okay you just get it one time okay got it yes did you get the camera not yet i was on my way to it i did not okay okay got it all right all right nicole yeah i do think i do detour for camera right i have to get camera at some point i may like i may as well start with that [Music] i was hoping to grab items from him that's okay i don't need armor [Music] i'm hoping to just snag a few items from this because i think all these guys are fairly weak so if i can just get some random just sift through a bunch of random items right that could be pretty useful party bass oh okay broadsword give me something good roasted bananas oh crap i've gotten multiple roasted things of of what i need oh guardians can spawn everywhere okay [Music] i'm thinking maybe i go for the the the sea bass right now because then i probably don't have to deal with guardians by the the ocean hi doug my marriage died recently when i started watching your streams hey welcome to the club whoa what okay where am i hey doug definitely nick cage here glad to see you i'm gonna go ahead and dedicated to stealing the declaration i'll be sure to include you in my next plan i'm gonna go ahead and leave and then see where i am maybe the whole idea to go to the jungle is not possible if i depending on where i am maybe i'm in the jungle i am at the top right of the map okay this is exactly what the [ __ ] people do only i will blow down sacramento what do i do here the dragon i guess he's not even necessarily going to drop the right thing i don't know that's not fairly close to the camera it's the opposite direction the camera's here maroon should be a high priority as two quests revolve around the camera okay i'm gonna wait till another teleport and i think i go for the dragon the dragon flies across the top of the thing so i could make a big husband i heard about how he banged your horror of a wife i hope you recover hey how dare you talk about my wife that way oh there's moblin's in the camp okay dragons won't work does anybody know how this works does the dragon he can drop anything oh crap okay so i guess i i guess i wore back and try again right i i gotta get to the camera at some point hey doug god here big fan of your work oh god i know that i can't let you into heaven unless you wear the bunny suit could be camera what are you talking about the camera is in hoteno village which is here that this is for the 500 plus gods that seem to be watching you can one of you send a typhoon to wyoming and throw my fat cow of an ex-wife into an electric fence the science wait why do i have more stamina hey and more duke have you considered ever tried or even decided to use good also don't freeze or something long can i make this thank you very cool god here i'm trying to send harry kane back but the club he's staying with are asking for 150 million pounds to release him wait so you're just start to go fund me you're just doing soccer trades now okay oh there's a ladder that would have been easier just we are here to mourn our sing of sacramentos and doug's marriage it spend its free time getting divorced and will leave 5175 chatters without its familial bond where are there so many floating balloon guys hello doug i'm sorry about my older brother he lost thank you for the donations so now he is coming for yours you should probably put it on just to be safe i got hester's maracas wait i could talk to hester though guardians everywhere though i wanna i can't save can i okay um jesus maracas is actually kind of hype because i could get more weapon slots that's kind of sick i just have to get to him alive here we go [Music] i can't save it's disabled stealth chest guard says cool and not because you're things in my pocket that's what they all say there are so many moblins [Music] okay i got a trout wrong fish yeah we're gonna go up this way no no why do you crouch why'd you crouch why are you crouching woody's how do i uncrouch jesus christ lincoln [Music] hey duck sitting here haven't worn a bunny suit because it is my one weakness shawwood hates to never be able to be mischievous again definitely don't cook with the bunny suit on always stop my god don't say it just be enabled okay [Music] i got the maracas i got meat skewer hey doug there is the war going here i can do something you needed some help killing things don't worry i've got you all back thank you aries i just need to make it okay i lost my tree branch i need to make it to the tower and just slowly progress to the camera room way too much we don't have that before i get teleported the opposite of the map i'm sorry instead we're happy to announce the signing of adebayo himself to think that something is re-enabled also why not compromising where the belief can't compromise on my strong anti-bunny suit morals hey doug the germans like your stream very much you're not that funny but watching your stream gives us the opportunity to get real from it thank you germans very cool [Music] oh god okay that's a guardian oh okay so here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna let this hit this bokoblin right here oh i was sick [Music] that was not sick god damn it i don't this is good huge fan i think you should follow your happiness your happiness lies within the bunny suits and where you will find true peace buddha are you dead how do i draw this oh my god i don't know how to draw this this alden ring mod look funny what i'm curious is at the end of this who has the better drawings of the guardians that killed us uh and then it goes like this okay and then he's got a hat he's got like a hat again this is buddha yes i am dead okay thanks thanks man appreciate the follow-up uh circle thing like this and then he's got lots of cool like lines going all through it why not wear the bunny pajamas it's more relaxed than the bunny suit and then these like cool circles that are glowy and stuff does it look like okay question does this look like a guardian or a hairy testimonies here got to go fast am i right because i think he looks beautiful and he's ready i'll give him a few more accents and then he's fine [Music] okay there's a guardian he's beautiful let's move on [Music] give him a twin no we need some semblance of maturity in the stream oh actually i didn't lose much okay i i saved right here if i didn't lose a lot of time [Music] dude if i warp to the desert i want to get master koga i think that's like actually a very reasonable goal to hit [Music] oh that's a that's a guy [Music] [Applause] there's so much [ __ ] happening [Music] okay uh we'll do good guts give me something i actually want please is that uh nope frozen car i lost my wind cleaver it's my only good weapon if you become one of my followers and put on the bunny suit i will save all of chat's marriages the choice is yours [Music] i could never do that to chat i do actually need to keep a lookout for fish okay no more guardians that's helpful chest here okay that's actually kind of sweet fill boat stuck on the divine beast puzzles okay good [Music] i got a fisherman shield i guess i'll equip it while i'm fishing i need i need to find bass oh right there right there that's a bass why can't i grab him i thought the guardians were done oh that's a guardian in the water [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay i just gotta move uh those are frogs i don't need frogs right i know there's a wait whoa i see that there's a possible scale back there do i go for it i think i go for it wait also i can just kill these guys and get free items right that's definitely the play my husband okay so just whenever i have the opportunity to kill these little guys i want to do that so roasted hearty salmon so i have bananas we just got to get the camera room to actually take the picture and then we're good the myth of njord and scotty could also be called the divine divorce scottie married njord as part of a settlement after the gods killed her father but it didn't last also i like i'm gonna kill these guys get a bunch of free items oh i meant to hit the bomb barrel [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay that was sick i'm [ __ ] nuts there's a silver guy there who i cannot let him find out i'm here i have to eat food i eat this thing i ate this thing i go like that i kill him i have no weapons okay a bunch of new stuff to work with that's great maybe one of this is like a carp or a scale or something guts truffle that's a truffle it's not a big hearty truffle uh star fragment i don't need damn two truffles what do you mean scale what are you talking about doug the scale where wait what's happening [Music] hello doug you know what i'm viewer i'm kind of in the right area now save sacramento and i made a hurricane wear a bunny suit so you don't have to also what's going on okay honestly i'm equidistant from the camera place if i go directly south we're good lunch here one cheer one share one share one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one my mom set off our smoke detectors making stir fry thank you was there an actual was it a scale or was it just a shiny item okay so i may have gotten teleported to the dlc divine beast and then i and then i took the item that makes it so i only have half a heart i don't oh god like the one that like the one where you can take one damage and then die yeah yeah my chat is saying it might be soft locked um we'll see i wonder wow you could just revert to a previous auto save right you have previously that's true that's true okay okay probably do that for the sake of not having to be like ultra soft locked yeah yeah uh well sure we'll we'll see we'll see well if people are yeah people are saying like i am actually soft locked so okay yeah i will revert to a previous on the safe okay okay cool rigged [Music] unbelievable [Music] uh are there salmon around here okay i'm making a quick pit stop at the zora's domain i think i can grab some fish while i'm here there's gotta be fish here i'm also gonna grab the shrine so i can warp back here if i need that's not where the shrine is oops okay there's gotta be fish right my therapist explained to me that my marriage was soft knocked he just gotta revert to an auto save where there's gotta be fish down here okay you're all yelling crab for some reason doug if you lose you have to wear a bunny suit um how about this if i lose you have to wear a bunny suit at home we'll compromise can you wait can you stasis fish does anybody know the rivers this is a chronicles you know there's loads of fish okay i'll take that xenoblade chronicles pants oh yeah there are tons of fish okay yeah if i can get in that general direction because if i stasis i could see whether or not there are fish right you can freeze already wearing a bunny suit [Laughter] [Music] i know you bombed the water but i'm just trying to see where they are i'm not just gonna bomb the entire ocean dude the point is to find them not not to kill them naruto thank you for the tub dude having zoro armor is so sick okay why is there no music all right i'll add my own i don't think i go in the shrine there's no reason to talk to the king why would i talk to the king that's just lost time you can buy fish good call general store do you guys have fish um they have salt they have flowers okay they only sell trout talking to the king starts the divine beast quest line i'm not gonna do water blight dude that's such a long there's more market i should have grabbed the shock arrows while i was up there because then i could have done water blight i can go back if i need it i guess that was not the full market yeah whatever i can always come back wait that's an octa rock how do you how do you like stop it [Music] no no don't go off the edge no give me your items okay bird thigh what can i just wait i could just swim down the river right i don't need to stay up here do i this is such like a long route back no i think i go up here okay well i can't now i have no choice okay so from zoro's domain if i go south we get to the camera room i think this path goes up into the hills and then i can fly down past the zora stuff i think this should actually work [Music] and i have rice balls doug what happens if we buy the declaration of independence why why is this so confusing for people i would steal it [Music] damn it there we go give me something tree nut very cool bomb arrow actually kind of sweet and a carrot very cool [Music] okay i've got a bow very cool wait i forgot i have a shield why have i not been using that why didn't anybody remind me that i have like one of the coolest runes in the game doug you killed macgyver who i'm after five hearts oh now what i meant to do well i guess let's uh play music so once i'm at the top of this hill i should be able to paraglide down hopefully no no don't teleport me please okay okay just change the time we're fine uh now if i go directly south i think i just start flying right i've tried to end this amicably but you betrayed me yet again please return my limited edition six pack of barracky bionicles signed by bill clinton or i will be forced to release the crickets i don't know where you live but the crickets might uh i live in sacramento just send them there i have no idea what i'm flying towards but that's the right direction is this a huge wall oh okay oh i was looking at the map marker wrong crap [Music] potential is like here-ish oh and this whole area is rainy this is not good [Music] i think if i get out of this region i'm okay assuming i'll get warped again all right i get around this we curve to the left and we're good all right what do you got for me what you're still dead okay he got me a crab god damn it why since one of those guys take that much health [Music] warping is disabled [Music] i just need to get some progress towards the shrine i guess i should be conserving arrows what the hell is going on are we doing that [ __ ] oh my god breath of the wild [Music] if i hit him [Music] oh i didn't really need to do that oh well wait is that a is that a shard why aren't these guys dying turn back to the boar there's a scale that's a scale right [Music] one two three four five [Music] oh across that direction and that's a lot of progress [Music] what goals have you completed zero we're still fairly early in the thing you have to go to imperium coca rico before you get the camera running hattino really okay he knockses can spawn everywhere are you sure i feel like the game wouldn't do that okay there's a he knocks oh god he's on the mountain so do i have to do you have to go to kakariko that's true affiliates halfway done with the divine beast okay philbot has not gotten the goal but he is working on the divine beast which is interesting that is a black enochs we are not gonna [ __ ] with him why are there so many squid a couple days ago i can't believe you were the one who killed him [Music] look i apologized for my part in that go to the tenno trying first since you're almost there dude i don't know where i am isn't the town is still really far right [Music] i thought i was no i think i'm i'm a lot closer to i'm a lot closer to kakariko i may as well go there [Music] it's just beyond the mountain i don't think that's correct the hittano is like quite a bit further south [Music] it's in sacramento [Music] can also get a weapon slot at kakariko um why is this music playing [Music] yeah i just go i just go for kakariko i can get there quick i like the music too i think i think they modded it so that um they modded it so that custom music plays when there's bosses but then because there are bosses maybe [Music] nydra's horn i've gotten so many dragon pieces and just not quite the right one i think there's 12 different things you can get from a dragon right music no not that this music [Music] three for each of the dragons yeah yeah so so 12 total so every time one of those uh shiny scales drop i have a one in twelve chance target is in the mountains range to right also never play the game okay thank you there's so many he knocks this man okay [Music] we're almost at kakariko village we can grab a shrine there then we move to heteno village and when we're near hateno then can get a bunch of stuff heteno will be near the jungle so i can grab the bananas there as well as the the ore the boat or no don't do it that's kakariko right in that you already have banana oh yeah yeah i do a banana thank you the hell's kakariko oh this is kakariko right here okay made it to calgary village in sacramento no actually technically i have done a vlog in sacramento okay shrines over here i grab that i did it [Music] okay there's moblins in town but as long as i go directly to empire should be okay uh so then once i talk to her i can actually go get the camera then we take a photo of the bananas that i found and we're solid then we go to boat or and then depending on what teleports come up we can adjust from there and see if there's any other goals that are nearby okay yes [Music] okay how's emperor going to recognize me i'm wearing a gigantic mask oh you're finally awake i can't skip this it has been quite a long clorox also give random items i believe yeah i am much older now but you remember me okay there's no music persona three [Music] those eyes they lack the light of familiarity [Music] oh yes hey doug is it weird that all donations start with hey dick to you i mean i've always wondered that it's pretty clear who you're addressing when you do a text-to-speech donation but literally everybody starts as though they like you just saw me on the street i just happened to be like oh hey doug [Music] wait what [Music] okay hey doug yo what up ign hey hey doug i'm on the street and i just saw you on my phone can i skip this i can skip it stop flirting with chad until you're here anyway hi chat how's it going i feel like look let's why don't we set a new standard okay hi hurricane when were you planning on why don't we assume that the messages are directed towards me and then you can say hey chat if you want to talk to twitch chat i feel like we could save a lot of time here hi failed boat say hi to doug pug for me no the incorrect we can't ruin tradition it's just i feel like it's really inefficient you have a limited amount of text-to-speech time a lot of your donations get cut off didn't expect to see you hear what a crazy coincidence am i right failboat just reached water blight okay that's fine i'm not worried he's gonna have to make all this progress that i'm making i'm not worried about that oh hey i'm a little worried about that yes you did you're oh you're on my twitch stream [Music] oops no no no no i don't want to talk okay now we go now we go to hey okay [Music] what okay excuse me all right now we head over to oh my god now we head over to heteno village get the camera take a picture of banana we're [ __ ] golden hey james i love your fortnite streams keep it up can you say your classic catchphrase sugar banger for me no i cannot [Music] i need a horse dude hey ghost in the corner of the room do you like haunting [Music] he's struggling on water blight why don't we be tough in a randomizer hey spam hello for doug he feels left out of failboat's stream that's wait what what are you talking about [Music] okay so the rocks give normal can you say hi to failboat for me wait no they don't oh my god oh hey chucks time for what what are you talking about oh i got earrings okay that's kind of cool shield surf hey doug why don't you go for the master sword with the camp fire glitch [Music] because i don't know it and uh it'll be more fun to just play normally all right with shield surf to hess dudes will be badass yo what up big h i got your [ __ ] maracas randomly [Music] this means they're getting more weapon slots actually huge deal hey doug can you tell twitch chat hi for me this message is for doug okay hey chat [ __ ] who said who said that hold on sorting algorithm says hi oh hey chat just to sum up again for anyone joining in late if douglas says he said he will peggle a labia in sacramento together with harry claim while wearing it i don't have clorox seeds do i hey alexa can you say hey duck oh god damn it [Music] okay so hi streamer guy can you say hello to this dead person for me also what is happening dance frog you guys are the most confident confused people i've ever met oops how do i imagine everything afternoon [Music] toasty underscore t0 asked i always see you in doug's video and i'm jealous that you're the superior toast huh so you guys are you know okay i apparently some people don't know this you can um you can tag somebody in twitch chat you don't have to say that you look very handsome today also to sorting algorithms doug says hi okay so just so you guys know like you can directly tag a person you don't have to like give me money for this you can at if you do at whatever their name is you can just have a conversation [Music] okay let me get the korok see if this helps [Music] oh there's fish there's fish okay do you give me a an actual seat or you give me random stuff no don't tag me that [ __ ] is annoying it's hard for me to read chat when people tag me all the time [Music] i got her boss's fury from a korok dude that's crazy biden cannot pay taxes actually like i'm actually in really good fighting shape with those two that helps a ton okay next up i bomb i go fishing okay i grabbed some of these fish we go to hitano we're in great shape [Music] wait i thought that could grab the fish whatever all right now we do a little bit of old-fashioned american fishing how is your day going wait what the fish don't drop fish hey mystery who i'm not talking to you doug just myself okay so how do you get to the fish then since you've shocked the world by watching anime have you ever played gangster in fact if you enjoy bobwitsworth whitsworth phillip plus it's free uh i haven't i haven't played it scales where hey oh oh my god oh my god there's so many skills can someone tell me a joke okay doug please stop this could be this is my stream have a private conversation if you don't want me listening why isn't it paragliding dude i gotta get those scales don't rain don't rain don't rain glad to see you're here too also still shocked if you like anime my man this did shake the dug dug community to the core okay i need din roll scale niges fang come on man at heart spain three what kind of concert only costs 45 cents 50 cent consequence wait i'm on fire wait no no one more scale two of them disappeared no no no please i have one more one more shot you come on and it's gone [Music] i'm gonna get this korok and this had better be something [ __ ] amazing i wasted so much time on this [Music] [Music] oh my god this fishing trip is the worst din rolls mushroom dude it's one in 12 last like a one in 12 chance you kind of i found what like sorry man okay so there's fish there if i blow them up they're not gonna drop fish no they're not that's that's so hard okay i've gotta i've gotta buy them from a shop does any shop in the game sell hyrule bass doug this is not for you don't read this type don't use your ears shut why did the chicken cross the road oh catch by hand okay i just can't kill them right so if i do this okay so i just have to catch them by hand i just can't blow them up i guess if you blow them up normally they drop a fish but now they drop weird items [Music] i don't know my dad never told me the ending i feel like you could have just typed that in chat man there's a lot of bokeh blends i want to grab this shrine just in case i get uh teleported so i can get back here [Music] i'll grab whatever this guy has fruit tree nut lot of tree nuts failboat isn't drawing guys this is a big deal he's cheating at our race by drawing slightly later instead of right now i can't believe this uh how do i get out of here there oh nope okay [Music] okay we're good oh god damn it wait beetle is here okay i got a shrine here farther to the south i'm still working towards hiteno village but maybe i can buy a bass from beetle [Music] [Applause] [Music] you can't out cheat diablo the cheater damn right wow special bugs and must-have items what have you got i just watched the lego movie for the first time it was very well pieced together oh my god thank you very cool uh lazalfo's can spawn everywhere all right here's what we gotta do now that i'm here i need to grab a horse and then we just book it all the way to tenno then we'll be in great shape there are so many big guys this is not gonna be easy the game stole all your money oh god damn it 27 okay i lost my champion abilities that's fine i just gotta just gotta get a horse [Music] okay rare special event i think things fall from the sky i'm pretty sure you're being blessed with precious treasures okay i saw the video where you became a tuber and decorated a room but i didn't see the body pillow in the room reveal what happened to it no pun intended good eye uh it arrived late so it is now it now is there in the room it just wasn't initially only modes i don't think the mods are cool enough to do it themselves okay i've got a horse something is gonna fall from this so a special event triggered something's gonna fall from a sky but i have a horse so i should be okay i should just be able to run past it have you played the legend of zelda gardening sim you play as length the hero of time [Music] okay we're good don't listen to this chat why don't eggs tell each other jokes because they would crack each other up i taught that joke myself take that dad you don't have to come back from the store to get milk sorry i wasn't listening but i assumed it was funny [Music] okay i actually i feel pretty good about this i feel like getting a horse and booking it to hedeno straight away is actually a pretty sick strategy and check this out if i knock him into the water i get that free kill okay can't knock him in the water after hearing all these messages you shall fish i'm a bit confused who the stream really belongs to maybe we put it into a majority vote sounds lucky no no no it does not no look i'm the main character i get it how many people here couldn't open the door i guess 4 824 votes that's only fair you guys all get one vote so look we'll do a poll twitch chat do not tell doug this bit yes okay you guys each get one vote uh how many people are watching 4824 you guys each get one vote okay um if majority rules uh the seattle area and i heard thunder oh the hurricane might actually be coming ready the tactical bunny suits for battle if 100 of you vote no i get here's the deal i get 4 823 votes oh it's not connecting to the server we'll do the vote later viewers dropped well that gives me more of a vote advantage then man there are so many goddamn lazolfos [Music] rig you aren't even watching the mouse is back where you guys want it i'll put it right here in the center of the map so it's just kind of confusing because it like combines my wife's help to get milk from the store how's the challenge going [Music] it's going great however progress is slow i will have a goal finished soon once i get the camera rune he's dying to water blade he honestly might win because of the water blight strat he has this like serious shot of that all right maybe this guy sells fish oh no never mind no no no no no no no no no no no please please please [Music] oh god damn it okay uh this is bad if i get back on my horse we're good i can get out of here [Music] okay [Music] leave him run back to the horse there we go god i'm the greatest oh he knocks this can spawn everywhere all right i want to get to a shrine as fast as possible because i get teleported right now that's a lot of lost progress [Music] oh dude you know what's over here is doing what he does best so well that he still hasn't killed water god okay okay i got one thing off of one thing on my checklist one of five okay cool okay yeah you you went hard on the water blight strat i've been traveling around the world unlocking shrines but i'm still at zero goals we're gonna like make this in like one simple process i'm gonna drive seven water blights first i'm gonna run to the bathroom though because i'm oh boy it's been challenging oh that's cheating that's cheating that's cheating pissing look i'm going to be your pants like a real youtuber i i didn't bring a bottle i didn't bring a bottle i'm sorry i wasn't prepared for the for the dug dug rules um all right i just found din rawls catheter you can use that okay excellent i'll i'll drop one in there perfect oh my god okay okay okay so for context i'm at hiteno village i'm about to get the camera shrine and then i'm going to take a picture of my banana if you know what i mean i'll send it i'll send it privately on on discord uh but then that's one for me but you definitely have the harder one done okay while i'm in the bathroom i'll send one to you too okay good good good okay i'll be right back okay i'm watching the cup all right oh i think this race is like pretty even right now phillip has to draw first yeah it has a lot of drawings seven drawings hands [Music] that way you could get divorced again i assume okay yes we got the shrine this is huge having a teleport location at a tenno village now like this half of the map is like fairly accessible jesus take the wheel did i not unlock this shrine oh no no okay well why didn't anybody say anything whatever i still have some good shrines unlocked so whenever i get teleported to this kind of region i'll focus on things like the dragon and trying to get that assuming his drops aren't random and potentially going for master koga if i land this way otherwise maybe i'll go for water like ganon on the east side i can definitely grab fish while i'm in this region we tried to tell you well why didn't you tell me to listen to you why didn't you tell me hey doug um [Music] you aren't reading chat i would have read that [Music] what wait what oh no okay no i'm in a village man uh maybe i'll live i don't want to draw this oh my god okay we're fine oh god am i being teleported dude if i'm being teleported i timed that perfectly oh i am being teleported all right we still got the antenna we're good we're good we're good we're good huge huge timing there snag the shrine now i get to be divorced let's go get the chance pogarino so the question is where where did i end up [Music] hearty radish no i need hearty truffles [Music] hey doug did you see chucks we were telling you you missed something a while ago thank you so i'm really asking for too much cool thank you you aren't reading chat also don't listen to our private conversations that's why i wasn't reading chat i didn't want to eavesdrop on you guys [Music] i feel like the prediction should end i mean he's going to finish the drawings before i can get the banana shot [Music] i'm here wait what i'm back in zora's domain i think it randomly warped me out of that random shrine back to where i already was okay [Music] the fish market are you sure they sell fish here remember that you can use daleks protection with the guardians oh yeah yes good call thank you it was recharging yes they do okay i'll teleport back [Music] unlock this shrine move murphy don't worry i didn't hear a thing i didn't want to eavesdrop [Music] why didn't you activate the shrine i did hey doug i invented time travel so you could head back and help go past chat to tell pastor that he needs to read chat to find out that you didn't unlock the past travel thank you i bought some new games the other day apoca sales so i got five with five more for free i thought i was going to have a lot of fun but at the end of the day no fun intended thank you is you don't understand text to speeches for clandestine communication while chat messages are our hotline to doug other shop that's hard what other shop where i didn't realize there's another shot farther in okay so you guys are just [ __ ] with me back of first shop farther in is right here there's nothing in here there are no fish the one with the arrows this is the arrows i don't believe you no we would never shocked face we like to do a little trolling here [Music] all right let's book it god no no i you know i'm going to climb we're going around the guardian hey open a stream where you just tried chats for nine hours thanks to toad toad dude [Music] uh oh that's another guardian yeah i'm gonna go ahead and hang out on this side is breath of the wild playing custom battle music yes so this mod uh also changed it so when you find all of the mini bosses have their own music that's played and then weirdly a lot of the normal music isn't played the tenno village oh please don't see me see that's not normal said he didn't know what a labia was wait you know what i could i could kill him with drew's protection [Music] wait and i have i also have ancient arrows check this out [Music] not that one not that this wait where's my bow the famous stuff are there poco oh they took it hold on shocked faces boom give me something big give me something big big hearty ah the wrong thing what is this iron shrome opal roasted bass oh my god man i've gotten so close to what i need so many times hey doug sorry to disturb you just ignore joe and pepsi toast mom said food's ready in 10 minutes you also want to eat at pc she said she can bring it upstairs [Music] sailboat has four water blight cannons i wanna see his stream hold on how good are his drawings mine are beautiful hey who let the frogs out [Music] wait his are beautiful he's also like wait that's happy oh wait he loves it why is there like a rock here this is crazy he's about the flames burning him alive [Music] man it's great that i have no artistic ability so i can't spend very long on my art secret weapon i'm not throwing what are you talking about dude okay talk to him first all my pacers last stream when the mod swapped the options on the prediction anyway gonna get back to grinding pesos that's how it that's how it be sometimes you just gotta um get totally scammed the the thing i want to reiterate is that um mom says it's my turn on the xbox is that channel points are a big deal okay i want you guys to understand that if you don't have a lot of channel points we think less of you and we are going to bully you okay we're going to say this you smell bad all right we're not gonna let you play with us at the [Laughter] kindergarten okay okay this is literally the only use of channel blanks right he doesn't now his chat and in the future oh god i spam rigged because you were forced to ban it d doug can i trade all these worthless dollars for a real currency like bezos pesos so just you guys know uh channel points on my stream are backed by the gold standard all the points can be transferred directly into gold [Music] all right doug you need to understand this no no no it's it's gotta be backed by like a by some like mineral that's super worthless what is what is the most common like mineral on the planet or or element or asset or whatever channel point poverty is a real problem these days salt is salt i feel like salt isn't it kind of hard to make salt stone isn't stone made of other things though quartz well carbon isn't iron dirt silicon i don't think silicon is the most common like uh asset available sand is quartz okay from now on i'm happy to officially announce dug dug channel points are backed up by the court standard you can always trade it into the dug dug bank for courts and we will hold that standard so the economy doesn't crash that's why there's never inflation with the channel points [Music] nitrogen oh there's more nitrogen okay i'm happy we're switching uh we gave up the quartz standard we are switching to a nitrogen back standard you can always turn in your channel points for nitrogen [Music] linoles can spawn everywhere great dude i have to bring this flame up [Music] yeah that's a good point we could we could do an oxygen base okay i'm happy to announce that we have now switched to an oxygen standard for our currency at any point i'm gonna even add a channel point reward right now [Music] silicon is the most abundant element in earth's crusted exists in solid form bad new customer work convert hedgehogs tell that that hydrogen is technically the most abundant for me love you i'm gonna make sloppy joes for everyone i vote pesos are backed by this mineral mg fey2 plus 2mg fe 2 plus 5c80 2202 and if you don't know google it smile okay i am proud to announce that there's a new channel point reward where you can convert your channel points directly into oxygen that is the promise of the dug dug banks and we will always be here to oh my sweet god to ensure that you can trust in the dug dug financial system chat is frozen it's just coming up in big chunks of oxygen and you should be noticing the oxygen in your room right now we send it directly to you just do this that's all oxygen straight from the dug dug bank chat is completely frozen [Music] it's not working man [Music] chad is not hold on i'm making it more expensive you need to save up more money to convert it [Music] we might have to change off the oxygen standard okay 2500 this is what caused the great depression everybody tried to convert their money into oxygen at once we can't allow a crash to happen [Music] my twitch is literally frozen it's not i'm refreshing and nothing is happening 768 times per second what do i do it won't okay [Music] if you donated a company or plants a tree with every dollar you literally could be transferring it to oxygen every time we guys you're still going insane on this it costs so much money save your points if everybody converts into oxygen we're gonna go bankrupt i'm starting to feel a little light-headed stop save your money you're being financially irresponsible were you here for the big opportunity it's just the thing is i've been loaning out oxygen and channel points at a subprime rate [Music] guys you're literally gonna crash the economy it's still going and sure look i've been converting your channel points into subprime backed bonds assuming that not all of them would go defaulting at once if we all converted in for oxygen we're gonna get [Music] jesus christ so much i have a race i have to get back to the race have as much oxygen as you want hydrogen and nitrogen are all very expensive due to the process to separate them from the air [Music] okay i have to pause it the bank's gonna go bankrupt i can't breath please make oxygen cheaper look as the federal doug serve i am cutting off the supply of oxygen i know this is sad for a lot of people but i am officially removing the oxygen standard we cannot afford this level of cashing in the whole system breaks down listen chat when louie ranieri walked down to the 41st floor of the solomon brothers trading office and told those mortgage boys to get iopos out the door at 40 on the dollar you better believe he put boots and asses okay we can't let a crash happen five thousand dollars and then i'm going back to the race i have to win the race doug are you side hustling oxygen no okay cool let's find a check there's not going to be a bank to come back to if i win this race wait why is it blood moon again already [Music] 2.5 k is pennies well aren't you a big one percenter i think you're so high and mighty with your oxygen wait hold the [ __ ] ah the [ __ ] how do i get the blue flame i need a wooden thing i need something made of wood thank you for curing my asthma with purchase oh this is the most rape thing i've ever seen in my life after trying desperately desperately to get to the impa wait wait lake landmark yeah yeah um i in order to eventually get to hot tunnel i was teleported directly to hotel village what so wait what yeah you're in hotel oh my god okay i think that just the game brought me to the little landmark that's like hey you know do you want yeah i'm just i'm just in the village i'm just in the village so okay well well i have a banana so you're not too far honestly good on you okay i am super far behind i need a wooden weapon this maybe will turn into wood a rare special event is triggered okay maybe this will drop torches from the sky back to inhalers loot drops are coming wait loot that could be great hold on maybe we're good oh my god we're cooling out inflation by investing in oxygen okay i'm gonna blow that up give me something something that i can use as a torch gourmet steak ice arrow uh pumpkin ruby and there won't be any left for you oh my god there's so many [Music] please please be the right thing ferocious fang okay carp sizzle control sure hope that nothing happens when i light this match in this pure oxygen environment explode uh ice arrow how is none of these none of these are wood i don't have a single wooden melee weapon are there more supply drops coming use arrows for the fire oxygen you have to hold the blue flame [Music] that's like not that's not gonna work over the long term how would i use arrows doug i've purchased so much oxygen my apartment walls are beginning to breathe is this normal yeah that's all part of the economy arrows they light on fire and you can shoot them okay also i'm gonna get a tree branch for one of these there's not a torch here though is there oh don't think about all the rust this will cause does it ever go out it does go out okay so i can just one at a time grab it and then walk along oh and then it okay okay so i can't put it away so grab an arrow oh don't shoot the arrow this was meant to prevent inflation oh yet oxygen only cost 250 channel points earlier the oxygen standard two skills we are experiencing general scale inflation nitrous skill oh my god man frozen hearty salmon suffocating please help dear god help everything is going dark should have saved up more money [Applause] ancient arrow mighty carb weight i have asthma i need that oxygen go for those fish i want to deal with this what's going on uh breath of the wild cool lionel's spawning everywhere uh 5001 i believe okay no more decision is too big to fail [Laughter] oh my god oh wait that's too far hold on let me just get a torch in one of these supply drops there are so many streams i like injecting serotonin and i'm trying laughing hold on oh my god there's so many items please give me something good charging for oxygen are you trying to follow in the steps of your philanthropic hero martin schwelli where where did the scale go what what happened it's in the water do they all just disappear what the hell just happened man oh my god okay hey doug my special event is over a man who can put oxygen on the table [Music] in this economy can't blame her um are the okay the boxes over here still there kitchen is for peasants those are gone okay so everything like despawned toasted big hearty truffle so close dude hey chat i found a back door you can still buy oxygen with cheers just remember to include hashtag no suffocate okay i think i just wore it back here right oh i can't warp there yet please oh douglas i need more oxygen how many arrows do i have unbelievable you guys always asking for oxygen hangouts guys the conversion rate of air to basis pesos is rising for more info look up here inflation and click images cheers [Laughter] the guy can't hold my breath for much longer what are you guys gonna learn to pick yourselves up by your bootstraps okay all right when our forefathers came to this country looking for cheap abundant sources of oxygen they didn't complain okay switch to the iron standard unbelievable it's the most stable element in the universe name one thing oxygen can't do hell as soon as my pure oxygen arrived it caught fire and blew up my house killing my residently divorced wife you will be hearing from my lawyers with love supreme leader of applebees thank you doug if i can convert channel points into oxygen can i take some of my oxygen and turn it into channel points well the bank's closed um our hours are from 12 p.m to 1 p.m you can't find a torch because you took us off the oxygen standard no oxygen no fire no torch i don't need oxygen for a fire chat you guys are acting ridiculous okay i found a branch i can finally do this normally shorted oxygen and i've lost everything [Laughter] oh wait but it's raining so i can't switch to anything higher than 160 p lest i become 30 seconds delayed i can't read what the goals are i'm being genuine i can't read them um hello mr redmond i can only afford a regular oxygen the goal is to take a banana picture some disturbing reports about your recent activities in the oxygen market do you have any comments on this matter it's all it's all clear look i'm not gonna give you a lot of details into our trades okay but our analysts graduated from top oxygen universities would they really screw over the average oxygen loving american oxygen man it's a been a while since my last hit look i'm i'm not gonna do this to rub it in or to be a dick okay but i've worked hard and sometimes i should just get to enjoy what i've earned so listen close hey doug have you ever played the witcher 3. [Music] oh oh feels good to be the one percent [ __ ] [Applause] i dropped the controller i wasn't thinking clearly i was a little light-headed what killed me was it a bomb [ __ ] whatever [ __ ] we've wasted so much time on the oxygen economy hey doug glad to see you what is all this talk about not look these are standard cycles in the oxygen economy my wife is leaving me for a man who spent his money on quarter stock who invested directly in the courts doug this is it i will buy all of your oxygen and trade i will keep you alive no i earned this oxygen you can't have it okay here's my bomb the wheel it's beautiful i'm actually lightheaded right now is it really hot in here doug doug yeah i got i got warped to a um that's entrapped within ice like i can't use anything i i'm literally just stuck freezing to death and the game said warping is disabled [Laughter] all right so i am slowly freezing to death okay within within a icy prison okay well i may have killed myself so i think these things are roughly evening out you're getting bad luck i dropped my controller okay just at the right time i got warping is enabled again but uh okay okay you dropped your controller yeah it was um i was doing a lot of oxygen at the time i wasn't thinking clearly oh my god okay all right oh i i took a quick look at your stream so you're also doing the torch run right now yes yes we're basically in the same spot you just happen to be one giant goal ahead of me but it's still anybody's game dude this is incredibly anybody's game yeah never mind oh i thought i got teleported the second i went back to hoteno this has been such a trial yeah this is ridiculous okay for a while for all just for a while i had a lionel mask oh and so like for the beginning of the game they were like lionel's can spawn anywhere he also here's a lionel mask so i was just like dude crazy yeah yeah walking next to all that oh my god i don't know if anybody told you i have daruk shield and urbosa's fury like two of the divine powers so for actual fights i can crush it what okay okay incredible this has been such a weird board of like oh here's an item that's incredibly rare here is um five hearty radishes here is one nut yeah you have one here's a here's a single nut it's singing and that's like those are from like big shrines like trying to give me a nut they waited 100 years for me to be resurrected just to give me a nut well at least before you i think i have a slight advantage on this particular series of goals so yeah i don't even have a torch yet right now i'm running up to the lab in order to get a torch i've been told so i'm going oh cool unless you just teleport i didn't do that um but honestness probably i don't know how you got your torch but it's probably a better way than i'm doing yeah we'll see we will see we'll see understood all right well good luck you enjoy your nut keep on going all right i'll talk to you in a minute oh god that that guy won't connect will he oh okay despite some of the issues in the oxygen economy i did get the fire to hiteno lab so i can at least get the camera rune and then take a picture of my banana we've got that at least you set yourself on fire to half a heart then blew yourself up with a bomb i can't believe i'm laughing so hard or my oxygen was stolen that's why you can't breathe alright let's get camera [Music] hello mr douglas i'm a representative from wall street we are very impressed by your monetization of oxygen yeah we would like to offer you a seat with the illuminati [Music] i'll take it i'll require ten coins the revolution is coming we fight for freedom for our oxygen we will eat the oxygen rich and give their oxygen to the people join the oxygen isis movement chat and fight for unbelievable unbelievable just because i made smart oxygen investments hey listen it was fire not a bomb it was i thought i blew myself up oxygen isis okay we got the camera finally okay don't care about this this is side stuff doug we the people demand nationalized doug care to provide cheap oxygen for all citizens amidst this crisis unbelievable the entitlement of this community i look i've said this from the beginning we subscribe to a trickle down oxygenomics if we give me lots and lots of oxygen you'll eventually get some of it you just have to be patient to make fire give us oxygen so we can burn down our ex-wives houses oh god i have to take hey doug big fan of oxygen here glad you made it viable for a little bit to fuel my crippling oxygen addiction okay i'm gonna reopen oxygen but you need to use it in moderation don't overdo it don't worry chat there's a hurricane full of oxygen heading to sacramento to refill doug's stash economics like this are all about responsibility don't do anything crazy do a little bit at a time chat since two months one maybe two three no no no no no no no no chat you're overdoing it you're starting to feel light-headed hey deck it's joseph style and i have noticed how much oxygen you have i will be distributing it to the poor in sacramento oxygen stocks oxygen stocks oh no oh no it's down across the board what have you done you're taking my mind off that anyways what are we doing today we're ruined we're ruined jet [Music] i am shutting you off we're closing the spigot when i have so much opportunity no no i have no idea no do with all of this starting to burn some of it i can't even close the bank the bank is trying to close you're breaking all of the financial institutions it literally won't okay okay all right all right all right take a deep breath you're gonna be okay that'll get you guys through another couple months doug how does it feel to be mr o'hare from the lorax seeking air to people oxygen capitalism is a beautiful thing right you fools until i came along people were just giving oxygen to each other for free focusing on quartz grind it up and inhale it my lungs are burning and blood is coming out of my mouth but i no longer desire oxygen okay i've got the camera i've got a banana i am proud to announce that after three hours [Music] [Applause] that i have completed a goal [Music] one goal done i've taken a picture of a banana let's go dude on that goddamn board excellent exactly as you said that by the way i got a cup of milk oh yeah things are things are really yeah things are heating up things are happening that's right shot at it by a guardian right now so there's a lot going two guardians never mind i take it back all right anyway i'll see you in hell good luck okay um how do i how would i write i saw i saw the raid give me just a sec done finished how do i make this okay done banana photo one done uh point crow thank you so much for the raid i appreciate it hope you had a great stream everybody go follow point crow if you haven't wait point guard why do you always say that cause like i assume they would all be following you all right if you're some [ __ ] who's been watching point crow and you haven't followed him get over there you back your ass up you get out of my stream i don't want you here so you go back over to point guard and you follow him what are you doing are you just being like shuffled along by different streamers you're not even stopping you give a follow jesus christ and look maybe you're trying to reserve your follows you're thinking oh god i can only follow three maybe four channels unfollow me that's fine or unfollow ninja okay he's got enough go get point girl follow jesus christ you guys sorry i got distracted uh thank you very much for the raid i do appreciate it okay uh this is for i mean folks who just tuned in are probably familiar with this but i'm doing a randomized race uh with the waikutero's mod versus fail boat so we're have to complete five of those nine randomized goals i've got one i took a picture of a banana i think i want to go for the village that's in the jungle to the south right i think that makes the best shot get the boat or picture hopefully along the way i find some other stuff and then i can go into the jungle area for big hearty truffles right and then can grab fish along the way i think that's our strategy yeah don't you have scales i have scales just not the right one i have an offer you can't refuse for just a small fee of bezos pesos you can join our oxygen recruiter team all you have to do is recruit other people to the team best of all you get to be your own boss starting oxygen oxygen mlm scams this thing is in thank you so much for the two years i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you that's a ton i really do appreciate it thank you man oh god gold dude okay um it is are your friend your herald john john not end the revolution and his lies ignore the fact that the only way he got so much oxygen was by being lucky resist the oxygen tyrant oxygen is forever oxygen i at vita i earned my oxygen in opening the first oxygen addicts anonymous meeting hello in mozzarella and i have a problem hydromelon give me some stuff toasty iron sugar from you i'm a hydrogen boy [ __ ] oxygen and a high horse it rode in on whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't talk about oxygen that way um hey doug this is oxy deoxy genie you now have three wishes that include oxygen use them wisely hey to my team of um what are they called okay got it hey to my muscle oxygen defense squad or mods be sure to ban anybody who talks badly about oxygen i'm not going to have you come in here try to sway the economy with your pro hydrogen [ __ ] okay oh my god that's a lot of bug goblins i'm trying to head towards the jungle man i [ __ ] love oxygen good good keep it that way [Music] where do i go this direction right jungle's over there sorta [Music] am i going the right way i think i am hey doug big fan of laggier my internet tanks whenever chat buys oxygen i am 45 seconds behind it like it really it really interrupts my ability to stream properly five percent took two by mass so therefore the real oxygen was the fans we made along the way come on all right give me some stuff i'll take a spear [Music] hey doug fish what exactly do i do with the ox i don't need a center midfielder from a liverpool i just got rid of harry kane the striker of tottenham hotspurs uh get him onto the pitch start training do you get to the dog district very often thank you again parker what am i saying of course it's a warp something no no it's not a warp uh there's not gonna be fish here are they i do i do need to find hardy truffles at some point i'm trying to remember where they are because they're near the jungle right doug i just inhaled oxygen so hard that i just got a bloody nose totally worth that tasty oxygen i hope i'm going the right way can you dethrone your froze t thaw your frozen trout i don't think so oh i am going the right way hey doug once again can you follow the fish i'm enjoying my trickle down oxygen being in the middle breathing class watching some monterey bay aquarium tv on youtube and i found out that our girl might just became one of the oldest starters ever oh my god cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one yeah please general scale general scale there are hot shingles in your area thank you i've already unfollowed you and ninja now what there's no prediction uh for one of the um if one of the mods wants to throw up a prediction for who gets the next um the next goal that could work can i snag a chest up here chat rise up sees the means of oxygenation this is our oxygen that you can ignore this revolutionary propaganda this is like um occupy oxygen street you guys just don't have a focused enough message we just snorted our last line of oxygen off the table oh we're also out of meth could you please send more of both prioritize the method the bank is closed you guys know the bank's hours are from 12pm to 1pm wait what oh there's okay so i'm at lerlin village this is the little fishing village there should be a boat over here a bit slower i've lost all the bezos pesos it was going into my oxygen fund my family will now suffocate the humanity i swear it's kind of funny you gotta save your oxygen on a rainy day thoughts are around one percent oxygen and 23 to 80 percent nitrogen this is an upgrade okay we're in lurlin village if i can find a boat or that's an immediate second goal to open the oxygen bank again the points pro people have stole our oxygen no the bank wasn't open when they raided how could they have stolen our precious precious oxygen um i'm pleased to announce the launch of the first over non-fungible oxygen nfo get yours today [Music] please tell me there's a boat or in this village i swear there's ones like by the they're here they're definitely here hashtag quote scouts oh oh fish shop hylian bass no no okay she sells porgy damn it [Music] okay um i now have an even better divine beast thing that's awesome doug hear me out oxygen nfts okay something is loading i think i just got sent somewhere okay i'm getting warped probably but there's definitely boat orders what the hell oh my god i'm on the elephant this is where this is where filbo went this has the water play cannon wait oh my god i can do it right now futures i just got worked to the elephant i can get water blight cannon oh my god no shot okay that's how i catch up that's how i catch up and then i already have the fishing village so i can go grab a boat or oh okay okay all right surgeon's valence is so much superior i don't even know how this is a point of contention [Music] get more pictures god forsaken muscle oxygen defense squad can silence me john but you cannot silence the truth i know about your insider oxygen trading i want to see will end oxygenases is rising oxygenated vita doug finders vr has come out today when can we expect get the ore first why no i i can't warp back here necessarily um okay i know you want me to win the prediction but i don't i don't have the ability to come back to this hey doug it's me who's not usually imaginary friend from kindergarten javelin like i have to beat this whole thing before i teleport you can work back here are you sure i'm still going to beat it first all right look the warps can be random to let oxygen into the noble gases i know it reacts with stuff but it definitely has a royal sound to it oxygen oxy general oxygen king general valiant duke of oxy do you hear me you can't stop this movement oxygen the revolution is already here i am john and i fight for the people you and your god for muscle oxygen defense squad can silence me john but you cannot silence the truth muscle oxygen defense squad go ahead and ban john play the witch's tree no look i think a lot of people want me to warp somewhere else so that you can um win the prediction i am not going to change my route just so that you can win the prediction [Music] okay this isn't i'm not doing this to get you the maximum number of channel points so you can regain control in the oxygen economy it's strictly about me i'm the main character okay this is where i come back to you i have not done this in five years but cherry i just got him to play the game recently and he played a little bit of it i watched a little bit of this please don't okay so i'm gonna have to learn uh how this works [Music] okay i'm gonna use this just get this done i don't want to use too many hits there so i need i need to save weapons for for the final boss guy did i save i'm not going to save scum but just just in case of anything crazy happening wait so can you actually uh okay actually i saw this i saw this i i just watched cherry do this so i actually have a huge by the way doug so i think when you teleport to a beast um normally you're able to teleport back to it but it was bugged for me okay um so i just said like okay we can probably if we get teleported to a beast and we then get another random teleport to get off of it you can reload and auto save to like go back to the beast okay that's right yeah yeah because normally you can teleport to it it's just disabled for some reason yeah so okay that that that's that i played it all right that makes sense dude what are the odds that i just happened to have gotten my friend who's visiting um into breath of the wild for the first time and watched him play this divine beast like a few days ago okay so that's one and then i think i have um [Music] i think i have the thing i have it like do this or whatever right have it like go up and spray onto itself or something i move the trunk and then that moves this or something can i go farther up i only watched him do that puzzle right there so that's the only one i know off the top of my head uh i just got to keep some good [ __ ] around please don't tell okay uh all right so the water is coming in from the trunk this is spinning and what does that mean it means i can get this right can i open it how do i open it it's not magnet it's not okay i got a fisherman shield thank you um how do i wait how does when does this open i'm not going to look at chat for the answers by the way so i am just talking out loud as i think through it oh okay so now you just stasis the ball all right it's easy oh god it's too hot okay i have frozen stuff do you have any clothes that help with no i have barely any clothes left uh heat down uh oh i'm definitely just gonna die here i mean i could try to outlive it i guess this is way it hurts way too much i [ __ ] i i tried to pause i wasn't paying attention getting water well i don't lose that much project progress um link breath of the wild gotta draw it [Music] okay [Music] [Music] i know the hydrogen levels tend to be oxygen haters but are we forgetting one of our foundational liquids is a union between hydrogen and oxygen it's pride month be proud to love both gases [Music] okay now he's got a blue shirt [Music] could i entrust anyone in a mega pint of oxygen as long as they're 21. [Music] hey chuck it's me your friend john we should forget the revolution wink i am totally not being forced to say this wink there's no need to help me wink [Music] remember you guys ever hear about that one guy who was like being tortured i'll give you my kids for a taste of some oxygen ooh gotta give me a little more than that that like prisoner of war who was like forced to record a video that was like i'm safe but he blinked in morse code that he was actually uh he was actually being tortured you guys got to step up your morse code game [Music] doug doug you are extremely discriminatory towards us regular breathers find enough humanity in yourself to let us grieve no the bank look if there's one thing on this earth we never ever break it's the bank's hours i failed the bank is closed is oxygen the one that makes your voice high pitched because it's frozen water i think that's bismuth uh okay so what killed me was fire [Music] back to the game hey doug don't listen to this hey chat if we all illegally inhale oxygen at once the muscle oxygen defense squad can't get all of us i'm back at the beginning [Music] wait no no no okay i have i have the previous one right yeah i switched to breathing bismuth because oxygen has much better returns excruciatingly painful but worth it buy low sell high the breathing returns are massive what happened to the fart gates they're closed we also crashed the fart economy [Music] uh [Music] trying to give you a shield no i don't care i don't need a shield okay cool thank you for the fish why are you drawing boris johnson incorrect wait is this really going to stay long enough no eavesdropping take the black market oxygen for sale totally legit [Music] i also got the pants oh my god he's beautiful i'm beating this dungeon in style filmboat [Music] no no i'm not god damn it what happens if oh my god carbon gang riser let's get carbon love in chat i think this outfit does call for us to watch one of the most important videos of history for a sample of the oxygen produced on someone's live stream anyway what's going on as long as we keep releasing that content we'll be able to drive ourselves now do you find that more girls are playing and i asked this question because i've heard from very very reliable sources the character link that link is hot to you but yeah good looking guy more girls are [Music] i've only got one more right one more um oh two goddamn it you're nearly there okay uh so where do i okay so it's probably the center ones oh there's one in the head and one in the trunk okay the trunk should be easy i assume where do i go now though do i cross no there's nothing to cross really can i go on the outside please don't warp me i would have to auto save back to where i was and redo it where the hell am i i think i'm in the dlc trials [Music] i'm definitely in the master sword trials okay i have to have to warp out i i don't think there's another way out that happened to failboat too he got warped into dlc content that he couldn't get out of i don't think you can warp out of there try warp and see if it works all right well i'll see if it works hold on all right well now i've [ __ ] it rigged whatever i mean i still lost progress i think it saved the last room yeah yeah it saved the last room okay oh i thought please don't work me okay all right thank you filboa currently has endless rain okay nice nice nice nice me getting this divine beast is so insane like this evens the race even though it's taking me a little while to do it okay that's kind of dope well no link is too hot okay that's just a treasure chest up there i don't need to go there um although may as well hit the treasure chest right see what i get doug get the fish there are no fish in this thing okay i lost the armor very cool um uh something big [Music] sure okay that's kind of dope uh all right so how where do i go um where else can i go this is me i came up here i can't go out this way oh sorry alerts are positive i think i have to cross more gerudo drip dude how many times okay dot dash slash dash dash wow i sure do love my oxygen morse code doesn't uh it doesn't hit quite as hard when it's somebody saying the words dot and dash out loud it's bank time it's 12 in the game no it's clearly 6 am in the game sand oxygen uh i guess i turn this do i do this again otherwise known as oxygen and morse code oh i want it going the other the other oh i want to go in the other way okay i got it i feel like today very friendly you better not be saying anything arsenic prices are off bottom right now so i've been buying the dip it we got it it's 8 a.m bank's still closed if the game randomly warps the time to 12 p.m then the bank will reopen okay guardian spear is great key swing is not what does this do what is the point of that oh it's just so i can get back up okay i guess i'll save you should do a sexy ball pit stream in a sexy bunny outfit you say these things as though there's some that like i would want to do it i feel like you're maybe misunderstanding um me thunk how's it going nice and friendly stream today haha oh it didn't read your dots and dashes it's 11 am bank's still closed do i go all the way down doug i literally just got here please tell me what is going on it's in the title now i take it back up to the top do i go in there where do i go oh oh god kenoxis were able to spawn everywhere all right i got this one one more terminal for people who aren't familiar with this game you have to find four of these five of these terminals in the dungeon and then you can fight the final boss who is so i'm gonna assume that i it's in the head which is right below me ah not what i meant to do i assume i come over here this i see a hole do i go in the head hole i'm going in the head hole okay was this correct what does that do oh okay oh then i probably have to put out the fire that's below me [Music] oh yeah yep [Music] wait what is that what is that din raw scale oh my god let's show it took so many it's randomly the divine beast i got warped to holy crap my luck is turning around okay not only did i just get decked out in a very very sexy gerudo outfit i just found dinral's scale in the divine beast randomly i don't even know where it came from no clue where it came from oh my god oh so wait have you gotten two photos now no no no i've done din raw scale and i've done banana photo that's it and then i'm working on water cannon right now that's great to know man all right so close now yep so close god dude we're back in this i'm [ __ ] pumped let's go oh i lost tingle's shirt whatever it's fine we got the scale [Music] guys it's okay we have we have hot gerudo outfit link is still hot wait is this too far it's not far enough save the game oh yeah well it'll auto save now [Music] [Music] guys you always freak out about the mods you always freak out the mods paying out you act like it's life and death all right your oxygen can wait oh my god he's hot uh where do i go tingle arrived to bless us with the scale and with its duty fulfilled it had to return to the plane from which it came tingle did show up drop a scale on me and then bail 11am okay [Music] i'm about to beat this divine beast guy and look damn good doing it let's go you're low everybody who has laundry in the washer go put in the dryer now [Music] the mods support the riches keep the mods oh god i did a perfect parry [Music] [Applause] [Music] so i definitely just you know what happened there i definitely um was thinking of dark souls controls and was trying to dodge his attack and did not mean to parry can you dodge in this game i don't remember use her bow says oh yeah yeah oh shoot dude it was one of those giant stone golem things yeah on top on top of a shrine and i'm like oh are these bombs i have to blow up or is this like like an area that's locked to me right now oh okay fine then i stepped on him and he all started moving it looked like a scripted event that i had to like go around or play around it just randomly spawned there it was beautiful it was beautiful i love this so much me too sorry mid mid water blight nah keep going strong don't worry i take it back actually stop going strong now i think about it you know i have i have had time to reconsider the options and i would rather if you went um instead of strong aim for soft or weak oh ideally soft i don't need a goddamn snail right now i'm in the middle of a boss fight dude [Music] or both is fury oh my god that's so sick and then i just win oh getting the divine powers man that was clutch okay water blight cannon is done i used her boat fury to kill him super fast i'm so upset i'm so upset [Music] and we skip it heart container wait am i gonna get mifa's grace from this that would be insane having an extra life would be insane yes no i am [ __ ] nuts you gotta get a snail i got a snail i got a snail during the fight dude all thanks to the snails [Music] i love for sentences like that you guys donate the man just sounds so matter-of-fact it's like this guy walked into the room looked around all thanks to the snail and then leaves like that's just imagine this very scholarly man walking into the room announcing this then they came for the nitrogen sniffers and i did not speak out because i was not a nitrogen sniffer then they came for us oxygen enjoyers and there was no one left to speak for us oh maybe i don't get mita's grace because it's randomized could you please um get rid of this rain in my world if you could turn off your hacks real quick i've been suffering rain for the last like 30 minutes i am on the mission where i have to bring the blue torch up to get the camera but i can't do it because it's constantly raining oh my god i know that's brutal i am upset by your hacks and your cheats oh my god you know i would turn them off i mean this could this absolutely go that way because i was really far behind and then then oh my god okay insanity okay god this is annoying the [ __ ] out of me chat you guys are clipped slightly so that go under water black again okay there we go all right uh what do i do man um i guess i go to the fishing village right and try to get a boat off that makes the most sense okay boat ore is next we grab boat ore and then i can have any one of the remaining things can freaking work and it may be including the bass ooh i go truffle hunting i go for the bass if i can if i actually find the ore at the village we're in amazing shape it's heating up wait what oh right it's teleported me the wrong direction okay let's try that again [Music] you can take a picture of the hyrule bass and then track it doug please stop having sex with my nuts think of the little children but i'm a total oxygen chad okay blood moon again check inside the boats [Music] thanks brad with so is failed in sacramento have the hurricanes finally arrived yeah you guys sent the hurricane the wrong direction all right we're looking for a boat or that's one that's one that's one boat ore total [Music] let's go dude that's number four literally uh literally a challenge shaving warp into the elephant guy to get water like ganon [Music] mr boat i have taken a picture of a boat or i've got one left oh god oh my god sorry good jump scared by an octa rock um cool so so so wait wait you have one thing to do left uh i'm four out of five i've gotten dinner all scale which was super oh yeah yeah right the scale to be fair to me i found at least 10 dragon things before this and never got the right one got water like got the scale got the boat or got the banana picture uh i just have to find one of the other ones what's the last one you're gonna gas for here i don't know and i'm not gonna tell you so it's suspenseful probably just hyrule all right yeah win good luck um i will certainly not be going for hyrule bass we're going big frost talus we're going to end on a big note i want to [ __ ] humiliate him [Music] i want failboat to know why you never [ __ ] with an oxygen baron okay where's our frost palace where do i go [Music] wait hold on hold on wait wait wait where's the frostalis koga would be koga would take a long time oxygen talus i think makes more sense kogo's like a whole freaking thing i guess i could go for koga then you have to like sneak through the thing he's in the mountains wait i don't have the clothes for that oh that's actually kind of a problem are there any oxygen talus pog the mountains uh hebrew is there one over here does anybody know mount la neru if there's one up here i could i could make my way up there pretty easily do koga oh god coke is so far i guess i could fly there pretty quick i think i go for koga so koga's here there's only they're only in hebrew do you know how to wind bomb it might help you travel short distances no i tried but it's really hard koga's closer than okay so i have to travel a lot but we're going to koga okay so change plans cold snap hollow in the hebrew mountains in the hebrew yeah yeah but that's way too far like that's so much farther and i don't have clothes okay wait so frost towels is actually not doable because i don't have frost clothing to actually stay alive so we're gonna go for master koga it'll still be a badass ending and i'll totally flex on failboat you can't travel from here koga's really long [Music] okay i'm definitely gonna go for koga as the last one so if you suddenly start knocking out goals please let me know because then i might pivot to bass okay you do it you're doing co you're trying to take down the the only remaining boss yes okay that makes sense that makes sense i see where you're coming from i am finally the brain is finally cleared up so i might be able to get some good photos in okay i might regret this but i am going for koga for the ultimate style move but keep me down okay when you get when you get goals okay understood i understood okay uh why can't i warp does anybody know why i can't warp [Music] is it warping disabled okay i guess we just let's load up [Music] why'd you tell him because that way he can tell me that way he'll tell me if he's getting close and i can pivot to bass here's the plan if he starts catching up if he starts catching up we pivot over to bass uh that are near what's its face potential village [Music] can i warp yet [Music] catch seven bass as a backup over the bank it's 12 p.m no it's 11 30. and look here's what i'm gonna do hey doug i'm gonna sleep okay this should come as no immediate surprise but i did get a photo of the mighty bananas because i have just gotten the camera okay you're three out of four now right no no i've only gotten two so far okay yeah two out of five yeah can i warp yet please let me warp ah what do i do warping's enabled there we go okay so we warp over to the great plateau i'll fly into the desert we run to the gerudo twice the thing is question getting into garuda town to talk to him is my favorite character though so i'm not complaining wait really you can't you can't get in without starting the okay that's a lot then [Music] should get the master sword i can't get the master swords i don't have hearts you can get to garuda town wait do i have i do i need all the clothes though because i don't have the i don't have the the head i don't have the helm i only have the gerudo uh pants and shirt you can use this helmet okay so for this to work i'm gonna have to go to gerudo town first and then go to koga which is so unnecessarily long but because i randomly have the because i randomly have the gerudo clothing we should be able to get right in we start the request line sand seal surf up to koga and we're good right let's go dude [Music] no coga is a ridiculous flex you might randomly lose the helmet oh yeah [ __ ] i gotta get into the town really fast all i have left is my course oh dueling peaks tower oh this isn't helpful i mean i'll open this just in case [Music] but what's going on there's a ton of bass below you right now i don't care i'm going for the glory win are we supposed to be seeing things no i i yeah game looks fine to me have you been having a little too much oxygen man i love how this game looks it's crazy i mean even just the little details like that like just seeing how the landscape changes with the lighting just by two logs if you don't win gotta love those graphics okay let's try that again um this is probably closer the biggest flex would be to go for all nine before phil go failbot gets five or would it [Music] like if you say the word she's greater right now i will give 50 subs cheese beater oh [ __ ] i was so close [Music] i can't where am i going man what is going on i think this is where you like run along the ramparts and you run to the outskirts of the desert so i think this is the way to the desert holy [ __ ] dangerous strange i didn't even say it thank you for the 50 gifted songs that is absurd thank you thank you thank you i really appreciate that man that's a lot [Music] see this shows the kind of oxygen privilege i have don't even have to say cheese grater [Music] thank you again man that is super super generous appreciate it you said it oh you got me yeah being a cheese pizza is not a joke i just i don't know okay the lionel shield was removed from my inventory the real scary thing is if they remove my gerudo clothes before i make it to town then i'll have to do like a whole second side quest just to get the clothing so it is actually it is actually really critical i get there before my stuff is taken oh wait it's raining i'm not gonna be able to go up and get the shrine crap i should not have jumped down so there's a shrine on the way to the desert like right at the mouth of the desert which i'm almost at but because it's raining i don't think i can climb up to it give three and a half hours it will be the longest stream ever just letting you know cool thank you man man whoa uh fun stream does not feel like it's been six hours wait my helm will protect me right deflects lightning strike it is still hurting me oh it's randomized so i can't get the clothing oh my god if i lose my items before i get there i'm just dead please please don't take them off please don't use please don't take it down got it oh my god i have to get there before my stuff is taken don't teleport come on where's the shrine it's don't jinx it champion abilities are disabled okay shrines here that way i can teleport back here if i need this is good oh okay okay guardians can spawn everywhere that is not good the clothing is not randomized okay that's good to know oh wait i don't want to jump off what am i doing okay phantom ganon armor was removed how many how many pieces of clothing do i even have dude i need these three there's a three out of seven chance they just got removed that's gerudo town in the distance we get there with the clothes i currently have i can start the quest to go to master koga and win with style and there's guardians on the way i think all right we need running music all right he won't see me there's a lot of goddamn lightning man [Music] okay that's the divine beast that's fine [Music] oh [Music] i have ancient arrows i just can't miss oh my god i'm nuts [Music] a bunch of free stuff okay getting ancient arrows was extremely clutch [Music] drinking disabled pog why is that a big deal who cares whoa can i get up here please okay guardian right there [Music] god there's so many guardians i guess if it's a stationary one that's okay [Music] you know what i'm going for [Music] oh my god i'm nuts [Music] all right come on let's go [Music] am i being chased ah i gotta go kill it right or can i go around [Applause] [Music] am i insane are there multiple layers of music both the game is also playing music whenever there's a guardian [Music] wait how do i shield the hell do i put on a shield there we go [Music] gotta grab the shrine just be safe [Music] okay here's the shrine [Music] i can teleport back here if i need and now i just have to get into the city [Music] replica of the helm ooh that helm oh my god it is so absurdly lucky that i got all three pieces of the grudo gear okay now i can start the quest for koga whoa you know what [Music] oh all right all right we're fine we're fine with that we start this questline [Music] you'll be kicked out it doesn't matter right now that i've started this questline i can go kill koga right i think so [Music] that's the guards problem now i helped i can't skip this it's a nice little interaction in chat hottest character pog she's 12. although maybe he was referring to um the lady on the right we'll give you the benefit of the doubt you're talking about bulpa what's her name on the right bularia oh my god yes yes yes is there supposed to be music he's probably talking about link it's true true true link is dressed in the gerudo fashion oh link is hot okay do i have to go talk to the barracks you who do i talk to you oh my god am i good does anybody know can i go to koga now oh [Music] think so okay so now that i've started the quest should be able to actually enter koga's hideout i'll take a sand seal there what okay there's guardians somewhere okay i don't know what's going on um here let's broaden it a bit would i [ __ ] any character in this game no they're all function they're all fictional they're all cartoon characters how did that not kill what oh oh i don't have any other arrows all right we're bailing all right let's take this sand seal out to koga [Music] [Music] any other option i guess you say that is like well what if he's right there i don't know man where the hell do i go the map is disabled is it this direction i know where i go [Music] okay i got more pants no no no no that kicked me off the seal [Music] please please let me on all right i lost my boat or dude where the hell do i go [Music] okay there's too much [ __ ] going on i think it's this direction oh my god he is fast [Music] uh this is fine isn't it towards the isn't it towards the tower maybe [Music] okay i died [Music] okay okay okay okay gotta draw a guardian dude i had it please hold okay purple squiggly guy [Music] [Music] dick everything is fake trap link is super into youtube you two would make a beautiful couple isn't trap like not a good word anymore let's just call him gerudo link [Music] i just it's the way um that you said what if he was in your room leads me to believe that you played this game transphobic slows during pride month just constantly trap is very transphobic all right yeah please uh don't use that word um beautiful gerudo link i just get the feeling that you must have been like super [ __ ] horny for link while playing trying to [ __ ] you out again man these are cartoon fictional characters there there is so much additional context that is needed okay let's say a cartoon version of link is suddenly in my room the first thing that comes into my brain is not let me [ __ ] him it's it's why the hell is link in my room you're saying these things like like that's your first reaction man my bad sexy link then all good i get the sense you weren't saying in a in an intentionally negative way but yeah [Music] trans rights damn right okay how many how many squiggly things do i need to draw on him i can't draw all these squigglies i'll just draw a few more squigglies [Music] what if he begged for it i don't i don't i don't so again there are so many things that need to be answered before before my brain is considering having sex with link if he suddenly appears in my room link if you want [Music] however you would like to refer to link in caruto clothing be my guest in a respectful way it doesn't change whether i would want to have sex with him if he showed up in my room you keep using different names so that changes the fundamental situation no man uh okay i think i think i'm done there's little blue spots on this real cannon don't be sexy at 3am well what if what if he was wearing a bunny suit no then i still wouldn't [ __ ] him i would still want to know why he was in my room admit it link is hot i've heard from sources very reliable sources that link the character link that link is hot is link hot to you well link is hot okay so yours might you wouldn't [ __ ] twinkie linky no matter what twinkie i'm saying that's a private question for me and link all right here's my beautiful guardian let's get back into it [Music] okay uh i would love this va not knowing what the labia is doug doesn't want to get down with a zelda character i still don't okay i'm alive but i'm somewhere in the middle of the desert still guardians and there's no sand steel remember when that got cancelled for not banging not too late that's not what's gonna happen i fully support whatever kind of consensual sexual acts you would like to engage with anybody in what about if you but i don't think me not wanting to have sex with link okay no more guardians i don't think that that will cancel me um here's okay i i know that koga is somewhere either like way on that side or on the other okay i'm gonna die again cosplayer was trying to get it [Music] jesus christ man i need the map to be back here's through a doctor strange portal and says the only way he can return to his cartoon world is if you have sex with him driving and crying and screaming until he's hoarse please why don't we go back to remember those funny oxygen memes we were talking about what like is like he has a disease or something i don't understand oh it's like that movie speed okay the world map's enabled where the hell am i okay i'm actually kind of close so i gotta go up here to koga would you [ __ ] clink if paxa promised he would shoot his gun at you okay well now you're talking [Music] protection is now ready to roll it's always trans rights never trans left come on guys let's become rightists [Music] all right why don't we just ease off these jokes i feel like these have a uh strong tendency to not make people feel super good asking if you would [ __ ] [ __ ] you let's agree that link is hot and we'll move on from there don't lie you'd hit the lefty thank god all right no we're done we're done we're moving on what is the next topic chat pick a topic that's wholesome and has notes climber's bandana and there's no relation to link and any of his presentations being important [ __ ] the sexy link cardboard cutouts we all know you have secretly in your closet thought i wish beans all right i'm seeing a lot of a lot of consensus towards beans what if link was senator armstrong and he had nano machines and hardened in response to physical trauma and also heal i'm going to say i'm going to skip i'm going to skip the alert what do you think seductively spread himself atop a pallet of fresh okay i'm gonna i'm gonna skip the alert uh is this this is koga's entrance okay took a while but i am at the place i know just have to walk up like a half mile and then we get into the hideout i sneak past all the dudes who like the ninja people and then that's the boss you might want to save yeah blink was wearing a bunny suit [Music] hearty monster stew ooh it's kind of cool when will the bank open i have to cash my way the bank holds open okay so i have no progress okay so you know how to get into garuda town you have to be dressed as a gerudo yes i literally randomly got all three gerudo items so i was able to go right into town and now i'm on my way to koga's hideout right now i literally had the most insane look yeah incredible incredible understood uh so i will be getting to the hideout soon and i have no idea how hard it will actually be excellent i hope you get teleported and never make it there okay wait there isn't a shrine nearby so if i could teleport it actually that's super bad that sounds incredible you heard him guys teleport him i know you have no control but me saying that feels like i have control uh wait so there is one where is the shrine i thought you get the shrine after you beat him please no okay there's got to be a shrine nearby right there's a shrine kind of close up the walls nearby okay it needs to stop raining also why couldn't i get rivoli's gale that would help so much here and we got guardians oh god do i have any more bows i'm just gonna run you need luminous stones i think i have one i'm pretty sure i have a luminous stone [Music] [ __ ] yeah [Music] it somebody clip it oh here i have a good story so i figured if maybe i told this on stream i don't think i did so i went to uh my one of my best friend's wedding a few weeks ago and i'm still on keto so it was kind of a little problematic like i i needed to be tied up at 11 a.m the day of the wedding i had to start doing things and i was like damn like the rest of the day i'm not gonna be able to have like keto foods like i gotta load up so at 10 a.m i walked like a mile down the street to a vons and um and bought an entire chicken like an entire it was pre-cooked but like a whole chicken and then a bottle of olive oil and then walked it 10 minutes back to my hotel room and i just ate chicken over the sink like a rat i ate like as much of this rotisserie chicken as i could wild chugging olive oil this is not a joke look i have a picture [Laughter] this is this is at uh 10 a.m in the morning you can see the olive oil is right there i was just sitting in the room and like they don't even have like there's not like silverware or anything there weren't even napkins or plates so i was eating it over like a bag and it was just like spilling onto the desk and stuff it felt like an absolute savage what was the point of that oh yeah the full bird that i got delicious would you have a cartoon character host only if one appeared in front of you no wait moldough's being here is really bad wait do i have to get out of here i really need to get us a shrine nearby link shows up in your bedroom he's red gasping sweating looking at you wishing you would release the oxygen i would give link my oxygen offer the oil i offered a lot of people oil i got one friend to take olive oil shots with me but nobody else is down there's a shrine up here right like i gotta get up up and out of here just follow the path but i think this is gonna be my only time to get out and um and get up above here which is where the shrine is right does anybody know if this is randomized does that mean we can get magic cut i don't know if it's that randomized uh do i have a hat look this is my magic hat a lot of wolves isn't i swear dude the shrine is around here right is there one up here or am i crazy oh god what if master chief was there and was suggesting a freeway with lamp that doesn't that doesn't solve it for me again my immediate concern would be why are you in my room [Music] everyone asks if you'd [ __ ] link but never how the [ __ ] is link i guess i just follow the path [Music] now [Music] how much oxygen would you need before having sexy time with sexy lip oh magic hat i have got the motorcycle from a random chest oh my god there is a chance there is a chance i am driving around killing enemies for random drops [Music] are there supposed to be this many guys wait why isn't this open why isn't this open it's supposed to be open [Music] you have to kill them i don't think so are you sure i don't think that's true why wait i had what you gotta take the quest i talked to the guard captain i thought i talked to the captain and then it was like oh you have oh my god is there a shrine near here does anybody know if there's a shrine you didn't start the quest cause you had the helmet oh that's stupid i'm trying to straight ahead to the left so i've gotta like get out of here which i don't know if i can even do you talk to the soldier outside no i think it didn't work because i already had the thing oh check your main quest log oh god damn it i talked to the captain so there's a shrine next to the base like up here there's a shrine i am using the scent the sensor is live turn around and go back try to clip in you need to kill the cap you don't have to kill the captain there is no shrine i think there is there's a shrine to the left of gerudo tower or you could just get groto tower directly [ __ ] guru tower is like over here right career tower is really far oh and i have to draw yeah i'll draw in a sec let me just figure out my plan there's another um i don't even know if i can get i don't know if i can start the quest because if i take the it's kind of far if i take the oh crap dude there's got to be a quest nearer gerudo tower is the pain in the ass cause there's snow and stuff there's a shrine south west of the door down this way left more like here oh it's a cast quest though uh from your location if you go up and to the right there should be a shrine southwest not east oh oops but that's a cass quest right well southwest is here i passed by southwest you went yeah yeah sorry i'm done there's snow shrines to the left luminous stone trite slightly to the left-ish this is all assuming i even keep my stuff i don't know if i can start the quest i have no idea um [Music] i guess i will i want to get the shrine first if it's southwest like here i can always pivot to the fish if i need southwest before you enter the chasm like sorry here one type one in chat if it's here type two and chat if it's over here not on that side neither i don't trust this am i allowed to look at a map it feels like cheating south of two look over here oh god that's so far i'm just gonna warp see what happens more to the right i need to see if this is even doable with my current clothing [Music] what the hell this is not the right spot and there's a malduga okay i'll get the shrine maybe i go for the talus i have to cook a bunch of food i could also go man i wish i got a warp somewhere near if i got a warp somewhere near a frost talus that would work okay what i'm wondering is can i go into the city with this helmet on i still owe the drawing i still owe the drawing try the earrings no way no [Music] the thunderhelm works [Music] but then i don't know if i can start the next part of the quest you can buy the mask inside you can oh my god [Music] 180 oh my god okay so i bought a veil i can get in with the mask then buy a veil switch to this now i can actually activate the quest that's insane [Music] okay this is still doable oh yeah you go that's the name true magic hat oh oh okay then head out ah [Music] is that enough i think i just i'm good right okay i think i'm good uh now i'm a little worried about time failboat's at three um i need to pick this up this is taking slower taking a lot longer than i thought all right i died to a yiga [Music] [ __ ] hold on it's gonna make sense [Music] uh then he's got a sickle here [Music] am i good he looks pretty beautiful [Music] i should submit this to like a game dev contest i try to get hired uh and then he's got all right i'm honored to present giga he would recognize him he's got little bones on his head [Music] one to one recreation thank you he's beautiful okay i'm gonna go for a sand seal and then we get the hell out of here [Music] all right and then we head for yellow [Music] wait moldugas are kind of bad i think no this when i get random stuff it knocks me off no please oh my god okay okay we're running [Music] okay okay okay okay this is fine and we just appreciate that twitch chat and take off the trans rights it's heartwarming to see in this crazy world especially on the internet thank you guys you are welcome i'm happy to show support on stream also june 12th i hope you have dope pride month i feel like well i don't know i no no no i was going to say i feel like things have gotten a lot more positive about trans rights general on the internet but i probably am not the type of person who's exposed to the negative [ __ ] i probably have a distorted view of it but at least there is a lot more positivity that i see which i think is a good trend you know deposits right next to it yes i agree with that or i know that i have luminous stones i'm pretty sure first stream i've catched pogba frozen herb bread the hell welcome welcome see i told you i could find luminous stone just gotta trust me sometimes you're acting like i'm bad at zelda or something why is this music playing what [Music] there's lumistones you can mine right next to the thing at this point your life is a meme some parts aren't would you eat link like a chicken no now you're talking finally you put in words i can understand i definitely do eat like a lunatic what is happening man [Music] use a deer thank you so much for 12 months appreciate it man thank you thank you thank you it's a very long time wait where's my health uh i'm wondering if i can climb up here because i would be sick why is link in my bedroom covered in beans and eating a whole chicken with his bare hands no common misconception that was me [Music] i leave to go grocery shopping to return to questions of value intense with link flunk and master chief never change twitch chat you're the true mvp [Music] doug when were you planning on telling us you were designing pokemon smoliv is literally chat embodied small live is chat embodied what do you mean by that i saw small live look you guys know as well as i do i'm not a big pokemon guy can you draw the plan the plan is to get to the yellow dot down there freaking beat it oh [ __ ] it's cold up here i can't see a goddamn thing i have warm clothes at all no oh wait cold down okay finally unfreeze i was able to find a photo of a boat ore i am oh my god three out of five oh no i still know where the other things are by any stretch but i have a boat or so at least we got that much i'm proud of you thank you man i really worked for this one you have no idea did you know the mackenzie valley wolf is considered the strongest wolf breed in the world zant's helmet was removed i literally needed that come on man i just started using that do i have like do i have food that will help with uh cold no i just have lots of frozen stuff all right i just gotta heal through it i just gotta heal through it trans and gerudo link fights damn right and what the hell is happening dude [Music] i think this is this is where i'm supposed to go right yeah [Music] lionel's can spawn everywhere that's not great i'm just gonna say it it's not good okay so the yiga clan is the end of this cavern but i can't see anybody there isn't a shrine so i get teleported out i'm screwed because i have to redo this whole walk okay that helps should i go for a shrine for nearby warping i feel like i should man oh my god whoa my god you should probably take a sand seal yeah it's just it gives me random items [Music] and when it gives me random items i get kicked off the seal so i lost the seal last time why save just reload it i feel like that's kind of cheating in fact let me remove the word kind of from that sentence that is explicitly cheating link appears covered in olive oil we only reloaded when we had to not for sex just a nice lovely dinner do you accept you're asking if i would eat link like if i would consume link no i would not consume link oh my god [Music] i just want to tell you guys that doug has a second channel called dig dug dug please can i have my parents back now what is happening here okay all right so anyway this is the yiga clan so this is this is the yuga clan what's cool about the eaga clan is they have this magic where you can see through the walls what is happening am i stuck okay so this is nice i appear to be in the wall but still hit a bowl by keys out of all the zelda playthroughs i've watched this is one of them hey that means a lot [Music] so i'm in a wall can i beat master koga like this here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna try blowing myself up think about it not consumed would you that helped i'm in much better shape now um [Music] probably gonna need to [Music] load oh it auto saved in here what happens if i load the auto save i think this is fair to say i'm allowed to reload earlier no this is no maybe this works koga might be a bust start a new save file i think that's maybe a bit extreme [Music] okay it seems like it's fine [Music] looks fine to me [Music] okay oh my god i finally made it jesus christ oh i have to make it through this whole thing before i get teleported otherwise i'm screwed [Music] [Music] oh my god oh my god okay i'm actually really nervous about this okay it's me johnny since wanted to tell you that you need a magic hat and zelda and put it on right now i don't remember how this works is it one of these magnesis or something no i gotta go fast where do i go do i do i burn one of them i like burn one of them or something right probably just this one right cuz i can see a hole behind it okay [Music] dude come on don't teleport this will be so sick if i can beat this [Music] so i have bananas [Music] [Applause] i have to sneak past these guys who are not paying attention how do i how do i distract him drop the banana oh right [Music] okay can anybody give me the short version of how i get through this room no okay okay i thought it was gonna load me no map what what what you can't climb this [Music] um how do i get that guy [Music] [Music] okay it's i'm pretty sure it's past this guy if he bombs he'll call the clan press down to throw wait how do you throw of course down i could just stay ancient arrow the guys right how do you throw a banana down on the d-pad or what do a far throw keep holding it with your hands oh my god no what i'm already through okay [Music] what do i do to open the door it's magnesius the wall right [Music] oh my god i can do this magnesis the wall i open it and okay i got food i can do this haha okay there's a lizalfos this is the final fight if i kill him i win holy [ __ ] come on man what do you do you shoot the thing i don't remember this fight you like shoot the orbs at him or something i know the boss is easy it's just strictly about can i beat him before i'm teleported [Music] magnesis okay shoot him when the orb is over him i can't skip this [Music] ancient arrows work on him do they oh you're asking okay [Music] shoot him with an arrow when it's above his head okay come on man hurry up i'm worried the randomizer is like waiting to teleport me at the end of this [Applause] [Music] okay i got boots yes i don't need boots right now come on come on come on come on come on i only have one bow i don't need a fruit pie okay that's stage one come on come on just don't teleport me yes what do i do now how do you what do you do here what do you do here's all the talk about having sex with link but what if with master code oh okay what [Music] oh my god i got him come on man this is so easy just give me like two more minutes before teleporting me come on man [Music] oh damn it oh come on that should hit right nice environments changing something's loading what's the last one use magnesium okay okay this is it last stage [Music] down is that it one more give me 20 more seconds game there's a little post over there i drop it down that's it right that's it he's dead do i have to wait for him to actually go down the pit come on come on man okay that's five batches do sabrina next i think i think he probably needs to actually die he needs to go down the pit [Applause] the goal is kill master koga he's got to die in the cutscene before the game crashes or warps me secret technique [Music] farewell my dear husband coker [Music] ladies and gentlemen i just [ __ ] won the breath of the wild randomizer race let's go oh dude absolutely sick ending and let's see what do i get as a reward something big [Music] [Applause] yes now i've got two oh i just beat master koga i just want it oh my god i got so lucky it didn't warp me for like 20 straight minutes it took so long of no warps to get up to koga and and sneak through it and actually kill him oh my god dude dude me and my chat were in an eternal argument of trying to go for a chess strategy with um the fishing village and being like okay the plan is to yeah yeah use use um hold on let me let me let me turn down my music a little bit because there's apparently a chess mini game and my chat was was egging me on for a while like to go and do it and like to farm random items through that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah and in the end that's a very productive way to do that we did we did one we did one final because i was like okay we have two options it's between farming random enemies to get like crazy drops which is working yeah yeah yeah or go for the chest because i was like wait a second i got the motorcycle from a chest what if like the best items like the master sword are hidden in chests yeah so the strategy was go through chests and oh it just it did not pan out in the end because when we finally got there after everything the chests weren't randomized and it just gave rupees oh really wow and still i was just like literally right now i was just in like my death rattle of like screaming like no no and then exactly as i finished like screaming you said you you came and said you won it was perfectly timed good timing oh my god i i got really lucky with this run i will say um i i was saying to my chat i'm like you know what's gonna happen i got busted luck in the beginning and i'm like yeah it's not gonna let something's gonna come in and that's where it's gonna end right there dude it would it would have been even if two things didn't happen both to me which is going also getting put into the water blight ganon divine beast and getting the gerudo clothing that got me in although i guess it wasn't oh oh and then finding din raw scale uh there's also yeah i i got one of those special events that just dropped supply crates and then just got me like a ton of of potential uh din rolls whatever whenever i got those supply crate drops oh they never actually i didn't ever see them drop anything the first yeah the first one didn't do anything for me the second one dropped a bunch of crates that i could blow up for stuff okay okay interesting dude i want to do this again yeah i'm out for revenge yeah this is super super fun i want to run this back 100 and i'll put subs on the line this time i don't know how many subs well actually how many how much is subs on twitch five bucks five bucks aren't they on same on youtube is that not the same thing oh i know you're right you're right but you can't you can't gift them here so it's just like a cumulative like five bucks x oh yeah okay i thought you have gifted memberships now didn't youtube finally get that feature nope they're slowly rolling out slowly and rolling it out from like person to person is pretty late yeah makes sense oh i'm down to put personally i'm down to put 50 subs on this next one yes definitely yeah yeah 50 subs because i think this was good this is all well and good i got strategies this time i did not execute on oh i think next time around yeah yeah totally agree um could you real quick show me your drawings i want to see what yours look like oh dude i got i went for a very fun approach with my drawings all right so here because the one the one i peeked at looked really good and then i'll share my screen to you and you can take a look at my beautiful yeah so my my drawing is there is there anything i missed out on the end i don't think so i don't think i missed out on drawing anything i don't think i owed any more drawings that i got chat well he's bringing those up every one of you i'm definitely going to do this in like beautiful goatees csp or something so that way i can go layer by layer and reveal to you glory oh yeah yeah like yeah yeah like one of it one at a time here is what i got so i went with a slightly different approach here oh whoa oh yeah oh so are you looking at i i'm sharing my screen right now oh okay okay oh oh yeah oh sure yeah okay so this this is what i went with i i decided the first thing i died to first thing i died too was fall damage and i was like did you die to a crab what is that orange thing in the ocean well i'll go hold on one second walk me through it so i died the fall damage yeah and so i drew the earth and then i drove i died to like this really oh he's he's he's he's angry there's an angry guardian up here oh he's adorable yeah and i was i was not super thrilled about him as i was dying to him so uh yeah i gave him big buck teeth like a nerd um yeah the guardians are pretty nerdy yeah yeah he sits atop the world right okay um and then i was like wait i'm just gonna add to this world and create like a like a global thing yeah yeah so i i died to fire at one point so i drew fire and it's sad fire because it took a life oh yeah that makes sense fire feels good yeah yeah um i died to a random rock snipe so i made a meteor circling around the world um you might be able to do oh goodness um you might be able to spy um a lot of little half drawn uh water blights they look good that's what these guys are circulating about jesus yeah yeah so these two are in the ocean then we got one burning alive in the fire um we have one more down in the bottom this guy up here he got he got stuck in he got stuck on land um one is drowning in the ocean and he didn't know how to swim um and one is floating out in space uh in the cold abyss um yes i died to an arrow so i drew a big red arrow um okay and and this uh the the the two the two mysterious entities that we have down here um this little guy is a golden bokoblin yeah i really thought i i i i ordered him yeah he's having a great time yeah yeah yeah uh and this this is a this is the las alfos converged in water it's not a lobster okay yeah no it looks looks a little bit like kermit as my chat that's what he looks like yeah i was like this looks like a character that i recognize that's definitely kermit okay which is what i would refer to all of his alfo says from now on excellent excellent yeah so that this was my lasalfos interpretation and this was a guardian as seen from above uh that's beautiful i thought this all came together i lost some rocks because i died to a little bit more fall damage i just wanted to populate the world a little bit more um i think this really came together into a beautiful work of art that you too can download on twitter.com with uh five ethereum yeah yeah yeah yeah these will of course be printed into nfts but the kind that you can uh download and save as because it's just literally just a png um all right well uh why don't you open up my screen and i'll i'll walk you through mine sure sure here i will or wait no i can just share my stream yeah um [Music] okay oh my god this race is so good after this we'll have to have uh after i reveal my drawings we'll have chat vote on who did the better art i won the gameplay contest yes oh absolutely let's see what we got okay wait do you have me open uh or am i sure oh oh let me oh yeah yeah screen one okay i'm sharing my screen to you now that is me i see me okay you should see you i have your stream okay good uh so let me pop that out uh okay yes i believe i have it going all right beautiful um now first let me um let me show where i originally died which is this wait i don't think the order isn't like there's so many okay he's oh we're beautiful the jaw with the jawline you really you yeah you brought it home for me yeah you're gonna notice that i went deep on the details look at the scaling around the back right that's how you know it's a little like this and not a chameleon thing okay and then i died to a skeleton uh but goblin that looks beautiful notice the detail multi-colored on the pupils so i like your posing i like your framing the composition is really brought in thank you noodle too thank you all there thank you and you'll notice i put a lot of detail into the labia so next up is the molduga so this guy um is beautiful this is a sand fish okay and again you'll notice multi colors in the pupils so a lot of effort spent here okay and then next up is this gold mccobblin pretty good i see you die again you got the posture my man looks at the humpback i know your name yeah hunchback you're not the hungry otherwise yeah this is his loincloth i'm not sure if that really came through right here but that is a loincloth okay uh looks like a goatee but i see where you're going with yeah well what is a loincloth if not a pants goatee okay uh next i died to a bomb although some people said it's fire so i'll just do a quick adjustment right here and maybe you could claim that i lost the gameplay because i didn't accurately portray what killed me um then this is a guardian i want to be clear this is a a guardian and you can see these are the details of the ancient japanese art that the guardian was inspired by um and then it's like his aura it's like you know remini yeah yeah yeah oh speaking of aura yeah this is link on fire yeah um you'll notice that i made if you really zoom in i made nostrils so not skipping on the details yeah yeah yeah uh and then his legs were cut off in the thing that i was copying and then i think there's there's two more uh another guardian this one ha it looks like kind of has whiskers this looks more like a cat accidentally let me see okay so it's a furry guardian but he looks like a gopher yeah yeah he looks like a gopher okay and then finally i died to a yiga clansman at the end and he's beautiful dude i can see why you died to them they got quite the reach yeah a lot of reach they really because their right arm bends right at the tibia uh and just extends outward a lot but they killed me right outside the entrance to to the gerudo place and then eventually worked my way in but that was it damn damn well composed i love the posture the poses strong all the way through yeah definitely an eye for composition strong artistic eye all right so um chat how do we vote this in a let me see in a non-biased way i'll do a poll on my side are you able to do balls yeah i can't yeah okay why don't you do a poll everybody on both sides you have to be as unbiased as possible i know that you're okay just there we go chomping at the bit to give me the win oh one balboa and i'm gonna spell the second option okay one for failboat two for doug you guys are being a little too unbiased i know you're trying to make failboat feel good you know i yeah you can be a little bit more unbiased guys you're going you're being really unbiased right all right i know you want to feel good but come on here we go oh we got one a vote for failboat 100 never said when i should be ending it i'm going to end it right there 82 percent fail though 18 doug wow that that is just overwhelming this is a clear victory vote 2 vote two this is a clear victory in ten seconds this will be a clear victory oh and just absolutely enough oh god damn it i clicked whatever all right you won all right oh man even with all the attention the detail awesome one to one man it's a one-to-one competition we got to do a tie breaker you know it can't go out like this oh yeah it's got to be a tiebreaker it's got to be a tie breaker yeah this was so fun let's absolutely do this again oh my goodness i even want to do like i'm do i'm down for like a seven goal one i'm just like go super hard yeah like do like a full day um such a fun this is such a fun mod my god um like i was thinking right if i could do it all again one of the best plays and i'll i'll show my hand because i think it's a fun strategy is making sure i was i was running by all smaller mobs in the beginning i was just gunning for objectives yeah yeah i was making a lot of progress with it but then i realized like wait slimes and goblins they drop a lot of things yeah it's really good stuff for me it was it was the skeleton ma the skeleton mobs and the keys and the choo choose i started to always hit those yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean they're they're nuts dude they're so like they drop crazy stuff and even the chance of getting stuff like din raw scale it's like a bunch i you know like i said i got like 10 dragon items before i finally got the scale randomly in the divine beast but dude i got one hearty truffle and uh what was it it was the two things we had to get was one uh hearty truffle and i got bananas randomly so i was able to get a good photo of those in like the very beginning there nice um there's one other thing i got like completely randomly and i was like wait this is like amazing oh i i think i got like two or three hyrule bass or something like that so i was like oh if we could just random into two more hardy truffles or just a scale we could just like rng a victory yeah oh yeah yeah you you could have easily just gotten it at the end randomly like yeah it was always in the cards there was one thing i just completely dropped because i just didn't realize it i got teleported to the dlc area where you can be if you beat everything i think you get the master sword and i teleported out before i realized and i was like oh [ __ ] that would have just been the that would have been one objective just done and done oh my god i want to do it again this game is so much fun yeah i also like what we did with the like do two sets of random goals i think that worked really well because then we get ones we're actually like excited about um master sword was the only like legitimately unattainable one we thought water blight was unattainable and both got water blight which is insane um i got teleported to the elephant again afterwards i'm like well with this yeah yeah that's funny so we got three teleports to water blight that's really absurd uh-huh this is someone this is good stuff yeah i i should jump i have a call in a couple minutes uh this time worked out perfectly but great time uh we will rematch again soon absolutely man all right involve peggle somehow our futurists must involve peggle let's do it let's make it happen all right all right later bye bye wait i just lifted up my microphone i forgot that i'm still talking to you guys what up uh okay wait i'm behind the alerts pause how behind am i wait what oh no no no it's beautiful no we're not playing peggle my call is not me playing peggle that doesn't make sense uh hey this was really fun thanks so much for hanging out everybody i had a great time today it was super super super fun uh i might stream tomorrow um i i do have to go i might stream tomorrow um if i do it'll probably just be peggle day i need to hit more peggle i really want to hit top 20 and i would love to get closer to uh top 10. is it the irs calling no um yeah i want to do a bunch of peggle next week stoked about but yeah more i don't know there's a bunch of stuff i want to do there's more breath of the wild um the the the treasure hunt randomizer that we've been doing i want to do more races of these um bunch more twitch i don't know there's a million ideas i just uh schedule wise it's been hard to find time for streaming um but lots of exciting things coming that i will put all on the back burner while i grind peggle for a week anyway i do actually have to jump off so i'm gonna do that right now [Music] hello doug the hurricane is calling he wants his bunny suit [Music] oh my god [Music] okay sorry i was thinking something else yeah i'm gonna call it thanks again for uh watching i'll see you tomorrow if not tomorrow probably over the weekend it's not over the weekend monday but it should be tomorrow or saturday uh i felt like i had something else i was gonna say but i don't remember it oh that's what i was gonna say for just a few blissful moments only because i'm feeling good because i won the race i will give you access to that sweet sweet oxygen the stream will be ending in 10 seconds chat you can convert your channel points into the dug dug federal reserve until then five four get it while last take a deep breath right now this is all you get until tomorrow two one and you're done

[Music] [Applause] [Music] i don't know if it's working uh [ __ ] i don't know if we're on or not um i can't um hi chad welcome to pottery oh watch out behind you sorry [Music] um everyone's here miss here hey he has great handwriting do you like my my i'm ready for pottery ready for pottery everyone has a setup i called all the streamers a bunch of [ __ ] late ass [ __ ] sorry it's really nice [Music] oh [Music] oh oh hello chad are you live right now yeah that's my thing okay stop being racist okay other starters this is already [Music] there's [Music] oh um we are going to spend some time together so i would love that you need to do some yourself tell me why you hear your name and if you haven't ever done this before it's going to be fine if you don't so we can start from here oh my name is blau i love bots cool you're welcome thank you um my name's myth or yeah well ah [ __ ] well my name's ollie i've never done pottery before yeah and i'm here because she invited me hi uh my name is ludwig and i did this in the third grade did you think you were gay because my uncle was oh hi i'm connor i'm british i don't know how to do this let's do it hi i'm alex and i'm expecting to make a big mess hi i'm alex i'm really excited to do this these things are illegal in australia alexa and alex yeah yeah it's on i was pretty good but i never went to class thank you hi i'm ray and i've done this probably two times before it's really fun i'm excited to see how it turns out hi i'm leslie i did this in seventh grade i took a ceramics class but not this part so i'm confused with the difference between yeah i'm brooke and i took some pottery classes in high school so somewhat decent uh i'm emma and i've never done this before um i'm hannah i've also never done this but i've been wanting to do it for a long time so i'm excited also i want to [Music] introduce uh christina she will be helping us so if you need some help we are going to help you super important follow all the instructions i'm going to show you a little demo today we're doing cereal bowls we start with these shapes this is the most easy way to start once you master the step to do a cereal bowl then we can start doing like other kind of things like vases and pictures but the cool thing about this class is that it also covers all the basics that you need to do anything else so i hope you like it i'm going to start with this kind of clay that it calls remix it's very easy for events uh the first thing i need to do is throw this into the wheel because i want the click gets really stick on it so i'm going to throw this hard don't be shy and then if it's off center it's completely fine because you can rotate with your hands and bring it toward the center again once your clay is perfectly in the middle i'm going to start using my heels to squeeze the clay and now i'm trying to look for a ball kind of shape a cone shape i'm gonna use a lot my body so we are going to use body weight and after that i'm going to make sure i'm sealing perfectly my clay at the bottom because i don't want the water goes under my clay you're gonna lose a lot of clay through the clasp it's completely normal so all the extra clay goes into the splash pin we use this tray to put all the excess and water and clay make sure also you're sitting perfectly close to your wheel your legs supposed to be around don't go too high just like kind of close to it like your body and your hips has to be like kind of like close to your tray and now i'm ready to start i'm going to start at full speed this is all very important and you understand that we are going to start at full speed and then we are going to finish at medium slow so every step has their own speed their own amount of water so make sure that before you touch the clay you are in the perfect position right in the perfect speed don't over touch your clay and if you feel that the clay's getting out of control just leave it there and we are going to help you okay so don't keep touching it if like the clay is off center because you're going to start doing this and we don't want you to put you in that position so i'm going to start at full speed then i'm going to take my foot off and i'm going to add water uh you will feel that the clay is like shaking a lot my fingers will be jumping so to avoid that we have to learn how to center the clay before to start so how we center this clay we get in pottery position elbows inside my body my forearms i'll be touching the splash pin and then my hips are going to push toward the center using body weight like this and then i'm going to release the slope i'm going to put all the extra into the splash pin and then i'm ready to start holding with my elbow inside my body so you don't have to remember anything what i'm saying just enjoy the demo because after this after this we are going to do this together one step at a time so don't worry just enjoy the demo i'm going to hold this firm and tight and then i'm going to simulate that i'm doing like a coffee shop cutting my clay at the middle with this body part of my hand right and i'm going to hold my thumb anchor both elbows and then with my using my fist i will start pushing down and that's how we start centering the clay at some point you will start feeling friction if you keep pushing it so we are not going to push all at once we are going to do this by section so before you lose all the water you want to release it slow add more water because you have to make sure you always have like a thin layer of water between your skin and the clay i'm going to hold this firm and then i'm going to push this down again and that's how we start centering the clay and we are going to finish with a birthday cake shake that's the shape that we're working right now you know what the best part we have cereal bowls we do god built our ceramic cereal bowls chest hole at the place where it feels nice and smooth [Music] the cool thing about these pieces too is their food safe dishwasher safe microwave safe they can last forever we don't break it it's difficult i got it you guys are going down so i think i'm about to finish centering right chat yeah best ball wins worst ball has to be smashed on the ground and once you finish centering your frame we are going to start dropping a hole in the middle and then we are going to open it up this and we are going to get this cake into a donut shape so you can use your finger or if you have long nails i recommend to you use your uh use a sponge so you can grab your uh finger as a spatula and then you can open it up holding your wrist firm you can start pushing this down dropping a hole don't go all the way down this we need to let some clay at the bottom super important you can use a little bit of water don't over water the clay we're already thinner so we don't need too much clay i mean too much water just like tiny bit on your sponge so for the first time now i'm going to stop my wheel and i'm going to check the thickness that i have at the floor so i'm going to use this middle tool and then i'm going to slide my finger and i only need one finger of thickness so i think this is perfect now i can start pulling the clay that is on the sides toward my body and open it up this into a dawn shape center hole yes so i have the donut that i was looking for what speed are you at video speed full speed is only to center the claim right never pull speed pull full speed first step only then yeah then i'm going to start compressing the clay on the sides holding my wrist i have to set this play for the next step that i will be pulling my walls up so i'm going to start cleaning the bottom compressing the bottom is super important because that way you avoid all the cracks that can show later so we're compressing with the sponge going side to side to make the floor flat and erase all the lines that we did when we were pulling um with the fingers and this makes the clay stronger because we're like compressing and getting all the particles together and once you have this perfectly flat i will start compressing to the rim don't forget to clean your wheel do your housekeeping [Music] that looks like a fire donut and now i'm ready to start pulling this is the last step so well i'm going to make sure that i'm very like medium slow and you're going to focus on your 3 o'clock wall make sure you're in the perfect speed if you go too slow it's not good and also if you go too fast you can ruin your walls too so make sure you're in the perfect position with your both elbows in and i'm going to start pushing with my sponge my sponge it will push all the way in i'm going to like hook the sponge under the little belly of the donut and i will start going up very slow and compressing with your finger [Music] so that way you have the same thickness was that a secret strat when you pour the water down your finger yeah i would so that way i avoided the friction because you don't want to float advanced tactics [Music] so like lately i've been thinking about deforestation like so and he's like everything's so dreamy [Applause] make sure you're taking all the water from the enzymes i don't want to go too high because you're making just a bowl uh we can also add some patterns uh in your walls outside so we can use rollers we have different patterns [Music] create some textures in your bowl and then you just like go with this so it close the wooden rib tool ready to start holding with your opposite hand go to your uh three o'clock wall push out and then very slowly start lifting your two up there's so many different shape of balls hold it firm just resist against is there any clay on the sides uh well i don't want to go too too thin but also if you if your ball is too heavy i mean too thick the walls it will be too heavy so not too bad [Music] you can test your walls also with water you can add water into your fingers and you can touch and feel how how far you can go how how much you can keep playing with the tool and you can open it up this completely if you push at the top and you can change the shape completely if you want to then you just like clean all the water and if you want you can add some water in your outside walls and you can bring it in use your butterfly again and you can close the shape again if you want just like that make sure you're smoothing it out the corners because you don't want your ball be too sharp what is this and i'm ready to start cutting all the excess at the bottom you can also erase all the pattern that you did before if you want to and then finish with something else and if your rim is not that even and if you you can just cut it if you like to you hold your needle tool tight and you cross to the other side once you see the needle to in the other side just lift it up i can cut more if you want to i want to do it one more time lift it up and then just move it out the corners that's amazing and you can clean it up as many times as you want if it's still too thick you can keep playing with it we have two points and a half of clay so that's a lot of clay you can make like a really nice bowl so i hope you like the demo now i'm gonna show you how you can also alter your bowls once you finish you can alternate shapes [Applause] i'm going to cut it right now so you can see how it looks in the inside super important that you check that you need to let one finger thickness at the bottom and also when you're playing with your walls try to make all the way straight up so i hope you like it i will give you guys blank oh [Music] ready chat what are we doing right now she's struggling you're supposed to make a circle she took mine and then don't do anything [Music] be trying to leave just like i wanted playing is very tempting to like touch it so now we are going to rotate the wheel [Music] so when you place your clay perfectly in the middle we're gonna use the heels and we are going to squeeze the bottom trying to get the clay up like in volcano shape so we are going to rotate in the wheel rotate it with your hands oh we're not using the pedal there you go this is a volcano she said wednesday was 8 p.m [Music] [Music] just seal it yeah exactly okay okay feel it like this you want no water to get underneath yeah oh yeah you're looking at a master i think it [ __ ] this out yeah you did no you're flying you're fine as long as as long as there's no holes you put it into this flashbang mine looks so stupid i need to help my partner every time [Music] [Music] wait did you get away [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] this is definitely oh [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] at angles because i don't want you to take the clay off so i'm going to push down pushing towards the center just like that and then very slowly elbows inside don't let your elbows and also if there's no water yeah [Applause] now oh no it's all [ __ ] up i've made a vase look at it [Music] mine's got how do you get rid of clay actually it's a great question should i have this much clay on my hand no definitely not put it in the bowl okay yeah see if you can put it that's like a normal amount of clay i can put it back on mine yeah that's good am i just making it mine's good apparently but hey it's good okay together wow [Music] yeah just like that basically you're using this and you're really pushing yourself nice question what if i feel like i have too much clay on my hands how do i discard okay it doesn't feel right yeah come on you can watch your hands oh yeah the sponges yeah the sponges so this is the part where we are going to finish to center the clay we are going to use this line left hand firm at the top of the tower we are going to hold it firm for you the opposite hand in my whole instruction so your right hand you're going to put it in the top of the tower oh you guys left hand inside butter and then my right hand you will feel like you're kind of sharpening this down i'm going to cut in the middle with this spotty part of my hand i'm going to pretend i'm doing like a card shop and then we'll do this your face is close to the clay and you're going to hold firm because you don't want to like spread the clay around the desk so both hands very firm are pushing down and then you center in you want [Music] no that's perfect i'm done no i don't know [Applause] something happened i like push down like this and then you center so you have all the center you have to keep going [Applause] there you go you're doing very good now use body weights thank you body weight very good you're doing great hold it hold it strong yeah she's flapping on you come on come on like it's shampoo bro push push down with your right hand push i'm pushing more water harder if i have a mushroom top is that fine just like this side of your hand it will help himself oh i just push in yeah here what's inside i don't know okay you oh [Music] all consistently you do one more time hold the frame on the side pushing down elbows inside body weight and then you release it slow and gently yeah keep going elbows inside i think you're almost finished [Music] she's so much stronger than i am oh my goodness you need to add a lot of it okay that's mine thank you good it's a little bit off center we're gonna center like this pushing down hold it pressure [Music] i'm if you feel a little tiny wobble it means that you have to keep going same uh same step add some water hold the firm push down on pressure you cut your fish is wobbling it will be a big level after so make sure you know your bubble yeah your plate is perfectly thinner oh i do have water oh i'm not as good as i thought i was yeah you have to push with the heel like this [Music] no more water [Applause] very good [Music] to keep it totally centered you hold your thumb bro we didn't have arts and crafts in detroit bro what the [ __ ] is this your elbow mine's dude ready oh she's bigger oh okay oh my god it's close though huh yeah it's close you did a great job what is pushing forward centering you always go toward the center and then you bring it down for your shoes you will be struggling it's a really good job oh thank you thank you thank you uh should you be adding water even if you're not using it like if you're not touching it no don't add more water that's it no more water well if you're pleased don't touch it anymore are there any potters in chat we gonna get the wait how do you do it how do you do the emote is it is it okay it's this evil right is it this is there you go there you go yeah wrapping uh your fingers as a taco with your sponge or the other one it's just like trying to find the center when i said center is in the middle you're going to start dropping a hole hold your wrist don't let your finger alone and then you go like about the half of the cake don't go all the way down it's just a little bit you can do it also with your sponge i'm going from the bottom one finger and then i want you to slow down i don't know what i'm doing i know what we're doing we're gonna slow down the wheel a little bit do we need one for it i think we do need lube yeah you always need always [Music] and then if you want to see the progress you can lift slowly oh god [Laughter] here [Music] ah and then we go medium speed oh yeah how deep yeah so deep this is deeper than my cursing this is going to be like top 10 holes right here i can go deeper i think two inches from the bottom oh we just keep going all the way down oh i mean she said there's no way to fly back here so don't touch the bottom don't touch the bottom if i'm the right thickness so i'm going to heat all the way down so we're hitting all the way down the two can touch the metal definitely go all the way down all the way down yes all the way down and then we are going to slide the finger right on the side of the school how big that's one tip of a needle that's the measurement in america uh meeks do the things i did the things okay and then no dummy keep it in there okay now you take your finger and you go like this all the way down and then as soon as you fill the clay you pull this out so then you know how deep your thing is i cannot feel the clay straight away no it's right here no i know so then you okay so you go like this so that's how deep that's how that's how thick your base is you get it it is how thick my base is oh mine's bigger yeah nice no so i think but don't lose the spot put your finger on this she's gonna tell us um thank you let me drink water okay um she said it's a good thing [Music] and i could fit my pinky in my no i don't want your fingers anywhere near mine i just want to try that no don't try to hold not at all [Music] you know ethically sauce dirt it's pretty nice taste it tastes like swiss one you can't have a palette literally like a little bit more rice [Music] okay [Music] saturday we should get dinner after this we should yeah okay basically drinks vodka tequila i don't know what medium speed is i don't know either okay that's medium speed okay no it's not like that's fat so we're trying to make the hole yeah yeah we're pulling it towards us anger and we pull outwards oh i don't know what the hell i'm doing okay i was i was on the outside so the absolute oh okay is i feel like i should use my left hand for this right right hand feels weird don't worry about that because right hand's like you're on the wrong side that's right my my lip is kind of coming up a little bit here so don't worry about it it's like bring on the top supposed to form and remind me um okay yeah what are you talking about you want to be as white as you are [Laughter] [Applause] oh no [Music] [Music] nice [Music] no let's see what we can do we're going to start using this plate to distribute in the clip you have a hole in it no there's no wood beautiful yeah there's a mask it looks like a vagina it doesn't even look like a vagina can we drink both i'm not training with you no shut up [Music] what's the chance it explodes what's the chance am i right um is it more likely that it's going to explode what happens is at the end they uh throw them in the kiln for us and then they call us and tell us if there are any dead bodies i'm gonna cry and i think there might be a few dead bodies apparently leslie's has a 30 chance of exploding can you just say that you poked your finger at mine and did that every time i try to fix it i'm going to say you have oh what happened she's just i tried to like use the force with my left hand with one hand it's like super complicated so don't worry i'm sure with your it would be such a shame give us the chance how bad it is thirty percent no he's got a seventy percent chance of survival come on you gotta make it [Music] that's a perfect pot or a doughnut pot come on push it deeper okay you need more weight i shouldn't push too hard because i don't want to lose too much yeah but i think yellow will spiral poopy in the middle what do you mean dude push into that i'm going to watch i'll i'll fix it right now watch it right now let's see it watch the finger tag wait for it can you slowly work your way out smoothing it out they don't teach this they don't teach us right here forbidden technique all right okay let's keep it dry get back in there wet it up look it up you know make it happen you gotta compress now no i just did it she can press for you yeah wait i wanna take wait what does that mean ten times side to side i think i do okay one two three four [Applause] [Music] i guess i'll find out okay i'm sure you know [Applause] yes [Music] [Music] who wants making up my own rules are you a compression god yeah bro you were working with a pancake over there see that's true okay i don't like that standard round okay what are you looking for compression oh you need so much help don't don't [Music] a little condescending can you spin it a little bit leslie's looks nothing like the teachers and she's out here just talking about getting someone i can't tell she's gonna [ __ ] it up or help him whoa oh [ __ ] get oh my gosh oh my gosh would you say that she did a bad job right there okay you can say she did i would say she might have done a bad job be careful with your vlog i'll be here anger translator she [ __ ] up big time yeah make sure you compress well your floor you clean all [Music] uh and with a nice clean sponge i'm going to place my sponge right on the three o'clock on my uh watch if hold on so medium slow speed are you old guys and videos too slow medium or slow medium slow medium so i'm going to put my sponge under my belly of the donut and i'm going to compress the clay with my inside fingers and very slowly i will start lifting my clay up [Music] [Music] okay so you're back at this step where you want to like poke at the bottom yeah did you want to try doing that oh it's so tall [Applause] oh oh no don't look at mine no listen it's it's like an artsy bowl right it's a functional bowl i think it looks like watch your spin you're gonna i don't think i should do that i don't know what i did so i'm going to push into the clay how did i get why did mine start to wobble what caused that yes uh you're you're you're not in the perfect position your elbows are flying so you're not locking your elbows you need to lock your elbows in that's the and you have to go with the same even pressure from the bottom to the top and you have to go slow these this this is them you cannot do it can i have some help please somehow like it's what am i done here how do i salvage this let's see if we can fix it that's uh optimism well you have a thin spot right here it means that you add too much pressure only one stop and your version was not even so you have to go from the bottom to the top with the same even pressure and what we can do is just push this clay but some parts it's an apple today can cut the top to see if we can fix this i don't know i'm scared of making it too thin yeah same mine's done isn't taller taller taller taller taller together i think it's a good shape but you probably like already overworked it so it's just gonna end up oh yeah okay um i'm gonna take this one and you can hold it at three how's the one hand going it's crazy because hers looks just like connors and he has two hands under the impression that it was always a two-person opportunity it's not too late to make it well i could get harder with two people like if i was around you you're the only thing you've the amsterdam [Laughter] [Music] all right holy [ __ ] had a lot of weight on it i think we're good yeah this is [ __ ] it's about the pilot on the plane i'm reversing you went reverse technology look at this i'm saving it i'm saving it what are you doing on the inside there alex supporting it no you're saying no no to that no i i'm just curious i mean you're the one that told me to support it i like supporting it mine look look at me look at me look at me i know cutie can you turn your ball your speed on this out okay okay all right yeah mine doesn't really wobble yeah [Music] [Music] it's a little crooked it is a little cookie it's got like it's too much on this side i don't know how to get rid of it professional where do i restart [Laughter] we can this is savable what is a nice one do we have a definition of a nice one i think this is a nice one one by one so if you have something like this we can give you sweet like this with your fingers and this is very good you can just like grab some clay from the bottom because this is too thick but you have to do it like in position this is really good but you have to add some clay from the bottom do you grab some jelly clay from the bottom and then bring it up oh she'll come around oh she'll see it's not a secret i don't think i skipped a few steps i think i went a little hand with everyone else i think yeah well you could have the ghost exactly leslie you want to fix another bowl yeah can you help can you help me as a pottery expert i can tighten it up i think i'm no no no i i think there's no way to say this you need to restore it wait wait put your elbows in and then make a pyramid oh my god [Music] he said he could use a man's touch oh i can't do it because i'm a woman yeah well i mean look at look at me in all these is too fast so maybe if we go slow we can fix this no no slow the wheels just like the sponge i'm not i'm not touching it oh god okay [Applause] we're gonna do this to finish [Music] [Music] hold it like this and then you're going to grab your lipstick [Music] [Music] and look at this i'm holding this into my right elbow left flip a little bit this elbow here and i'm going to start pushing at my 3 o'clock wall and i'm going to stay there for a few seconds and then very slowly i'm going to start lifting these two up wait what size the curved side goes all the way down from the bottom to the top don't touch too much your floor are you laughing right now a little bit more are you going pointy bit down the bottom that looks good just look at that did you go all the way to the grill well you've got like yogurt i can eat out of these what the heck do that means fix yours i did it just got whiter wow god i'm so much better at this onion that's hot yeah i'm good at this i have a new skill i've unlocked everyone for christmas you're getting balls yes i'm not touching people um [Music] [Music] why is it doing this again hey guys uh very slow from the outside yeah but you need some water in your outside walls and also you have to go through the whole thing from bottom to top yeah and don't squeeze it just like in a triangle shape triangle not very good [Music] your top do you mind oh i sit down on your feet i don't mind oh hey tonight so i thought help him out please help me if i [Applause] i have the same issues no get out of here leslie i don't want it i don't want it leslie all right we don't like you leslie you've done enough you've done enough all right you can pick between me and connor to help you out here i was doing the triangle i think i might have pushed you hard and now there is a slight i think if you at some point you have too much pressure in one side and you have like a thin wall yes that's why she collapsed what's happening i can make an ashtray or you [ __ ] yourself too no i just got that quicker so i did better than ludwig because i [ __ ] up first [Music] so that it's not much of a major difference yeah it looks pretty good i think it just won't be apollo no but it's good i want to try to fix minxes while she's in the bathroom i don't think i'm capable though it's pretty bad it's got some it's got some uh character character a lot of character oh yeah probably i was just turning into like a fruit bowl oh wow look at that so after this we are going to choose colors we can make stamps you can put customize your ball you can put your thank you i'm not painting but you can put uh you can choose the new glazed color and i'll say you can um i see it wobble yep okay aim at the center okay um wrap it around like that yes but we're not doing anything i'm just showing you okay oh okay right and then you're gonna move towards three okay sure how much water yeah by the way leslie if hers blows up she owes me 20 gifted if it makes it through the kiln i owe her two she's so toxic if my bowl does not explode then it's gonna explode it's not gonna explode like your plate i mean it's my plate it has walls it's not a plate but i am gonna make it a little taller okay here we go i don't know that's a bowl right there okay and then we're good there you go [Music] i'm enjoying everyone else's torment because my bowl is perfect and i'm done um listen i you know what picasso learned to once you master regular proportions then you can master disproportionate talk to me when you get to that point [Music] this works like a lego and then we're going to clean all this bring it here clean and then i'm going to cut the bottoms with the girls and then we're going to choose the colors so let's start cleaning the tools let your bowl dry a little bit so that way it won't collapse don't over touch your bowl first oh [ __ ] i made a crack yeah it looks fun okay i should have stopped touching it i touched it messed it up it's all good i touched it too much and messed it up too actually i love it i realize you're the worst one on the podcast which means the worst one anime viewer because someone has to be the least anime watcher yeah and it's you do you like um [Music] [Music] [Music] talking [Applause] wow that just spin up [Music] [Music] you know i just won't touch it i'm just gonna where would you say this ball went wrong um i guess you can say that when you were pulling up the walls so i guess the issue was when i before we got to the last step which would be to expand with the wooden ribs um she was adding pressure from her left hand at the same time instead of just the right hand so the left hand just tends to stay still while the right hand pushes all that clay against that left hand and the clay has nowhere else to go but upwards so yeah just pulling up your walls kind of went a little downhill but it's all good okay i asked mix how pottery is with one hand and she thought i was dissing her but i'm not i'm just making you like yourself what's it like it you're a woman okay wait a second like why would he say that why would you say that to me that is not what i you said my career hasn't been where it uh maybe should have been after fortnight but i still have something and i'd like to hold on to it oh there is oh [Music] ah [Music] hey i'll take it i think he needs help over there to the guy look at this let's go really hard yeah so basically you're pushing the clay towards you i'm just not pushing hard i think you're putting pressure so it's not a big deal i would say it's a good time to start pulling all right all right all right i'm just kind of evening right okay all right now i'm pulling man you're all good i wouldn't suggest without all that interest you trust me to do this the lightest pressure possible this is so lightweight um wow [Music] um [Applause] is that okay no i'm sad i literally i did one little divot with my finger so i tried to fix it and then when i fixed it i used the sponge and the sponge flat the whole thing is out of the plate wait can i fix it oh [Music] [Applause] right and i'm slowly moving up and then my thumb just helps connect both hands together right there is about to wobble why were you not scared because that happens to me and then i pull away you can fix it by putting pressure on the top should i pull again yeah all right easy yeah it will come so good and after you glaze the piece yeah well how we before i can drink out of here maybe about three four weeks and then we take it from the hill and then we glaze and we dip it into those buckets and of this color that you choose and then we have to put it again on the heels and then finally we give it to them okay do i put this back on here no you have to clean all this first in fact [Music] well let's go yeah so i'm gonna have to go [Music] smooth sailing [Music] this is why they're here we're not good at this but they are all right so you can continue to expand okay your walls are thinning out so it's pretty much your call what do you think you won't like the shape or you want i do like the shape i wouldn't mind like a little bit wider let's go ahead and continue one more time right yeah one last time from the bottom and then all the way up yep and then like that right yeah looks good yeah that's awesome it's a big bowl i know where's obama [Applause] here at the same time you're pulling up i feel like when i compress slightly lightly pressure it uh it's uh i'm bad at it you want to cut the top is that better should i compress it that way it's completely straight so we cut about here maybe i was going to do one more pull oh yeah yeah your time should i compress before i pull is it good i know it's good it's gonna be the [ __ ] tallest bull you've ever seen your damn life ladies and gentlemen boys and girls here we have ludwig and a 1v1 pop versus man situation the outside of his walls are getting a little more wobbly as we know the entire experience would tend to shake up in these positions can he reclaim control oh and he dies sorry that's really loud you got to compress the top good [ __ ] [Music] what bullet dude that was glass that was a class pull what what ball attempt is this this is ball attempt two and i'm pulling these towers tall i could do one more pull one more pull what about one more pull i'm addicted to pulling it high okay oh true that's more work later there you go pulling up is fun though how do i stretch out i don't even know that part i didn't get that part oh this thing and then hold on and then that elbow inside into the other side what the other side [Music] might not okay [Music] okay i don't i don't like this part what am i supposed to be doing because all i'm doing is taking off a bit of clay at the bottom take it okay right stay there few seconds and then very slowly you will start moving your tool up the only thing is gonna move is your the walls are beating me it's okay you have to go against the wall i'm losing no i don't know keep fighting fight i'm fighting but i'm losing the war push push keep pushing okay push more okay all the way up [Music] there you go good keep going keep going keep going what keep going what i did more absolutely like to keep going up i didn't go up all the way keep pushing here you if you push here you're gonna open it up okay all right but if you don't if you want to keep it close just should i always use this thing all the time okay all right and if you want to clean the wall do i always start from the bottom yes you can start from the top too i cook yeah oh [Music] your information super clear because all this information it will be under you at the bottom of your ball okay so it's the only way for us to recognize your balls inside the kilns so take your time choose a color without a bunch of stumps you can customize your boat you can put your name on it you can add some flowers there's different things you can make so it's about your creativity and yeah we have a bunch of pens here making sure you're filling this very well choose your color and then you're going to put this lid inside your bowl and then you're good there you go [Music] i'm picking them all up [Music] it's a nice place okay all right i i gotta call it i'm gonna i'm gonna choke i'm gonna choke dude that looks like a good bowl i think you're pretty cute it's a solid bowl i would eat out of it it's attempt to let's not cap you know korea the pulling wide part is scary because if i go too hard then it's gg yeah i don't want it to be gg is that too fast no such thing as too fast should i push harder oh my gosh you want to do it very like that is a juicer molded i give it a lot of juice and put it right in that bowl don't laugh don't and i get all the juice excuse over there today you just can't [Music] when you're going up are you pushing up here or are you going up with your hand here going [Music] because i assume you have to go up with the wall right so so i should pull my own hand in if you want to go straight to like let's say that you don't want to make the top any wider right you can just go straight but if you want to widen the top that's when you go what is something cool and badass we could do now that would make my bowl better than everyone else's uh can we make it like do you want to decorate like the the lip like i don't yeah i'll do it pretty much you can pinch it okay or you can add like like a spout [Music] no no it's too big for a spout i think it's too big is there a way to make like a like a like an antique vase i would say it's a little bit more advanced if you want me to help you and you pretty much no you can do it i'll just tell everyone else i did it if it's all right with you i'll lie that is all right with me [Applause] [Music] we're making our bowl the coolest bowl yeah that's a bowl she's gonna concave she's gonna add she's gonna add a curves [Music] maybe sick i think someone else make it really is a woman yeah this is this is what a streamer is made to do react to someone else doing the work it's a little wobbly it's messing you up oh you need the pointy thing yeah that's good that's a good one okay one two and then i do like like one o'clock and then like and then like good no that's terrible okay and then like cute this is good no it's not you could do two more there and two more there wait i was gonna do one more oh you're right oh i did not space this out right no it's okay just do two and then two okay two and two all right brooke is the artist here so yeah butterfly in the middle you got it oh yay oh [ __ ] no it's okay you know stop stop stop stop talking stop talking i know it has like the like kids drawing stop it stop it stop it it's like that it's like stop dead center you know what it's honestly it's the effort you know it looks like you put in it what's your name leslie you did your best just you know it's all right there's a hole in mine it'll be fine it'll give it character sorry i'd say at least you made a bowl but no that's not mine wait dollar boy who's that is that raised yeah right there how did ray get straight when we're pressing them in or do we just um [Music] um or do i put it is you could always uh just put one in yourself with a little little scratch i think you can do it [Music] the eleven these letters capital e i keep saying an f that i think is trying to find an e but a capital e i only see a lowercase e because i want to put a word in mine what do you have oh i've asked you why we'll see leslie fix hers she's a genius i'm making it a bowl just by bending it in is that a bowl or a plate that's how that works yeah listen it's a plate it's a plate it's a plate with like a little personality yeah actually right yeah that actually does okay how hard did you put it leslie oh uh don't ask me because i put a hole in mine so just not as hard as i put it pretty hard but i can show it to you yeah this is not possible to put on my birthday well not really this is more for home building but you can always try maybe in mind this here you can come here and see like if you do it what can happen so maybe i don't know oh my bad yeah kind of kind of rough with the bowl yeah you will maybe that's true destroy your balls [Music] [Music] okay this is working this is working this is going to look good how do i my fingers are too [ __ ] fat to put in the bowl yeah this is [ __ ] all right look it's just it's more finger marks than yeah perfect it's exactly what i wanted this is amazing this is going to be perfect oh i hate mine over there it was supposed to be this chat it was supposed to be like cool like girl [ __ ] it didn't work all right so you keep it like i'm mad i'm gonna try to smooth it out it's supposed to be like cool like you've got to urban outfitters i it's like a lavender color so i thought i'd put little flowers in there but they look like footprints i hate it they're paw prints now that's okay [Applause] [Music] thank you so much [Applause] [Music] great job guys yeah it's a [Music] money that's pretty good it'll be great when food just gets closer okay so i i'm spelling out irrelevant chat because it's on our merch [Music] how do you spell irrelevant i r i r r they're two r and irrelevant yeah i r e irrelevant i r r no wait hold up no because now i know it no i'm doubting i r r is i don't know where you're getting oh this looks stupid no it doesn't eat some good pizza wait i don't even have an l oh my god i'm giving up okay do you know how to spell pottery r t-t-e-y-r-y do you know what else starts with the first letter of pottery prime prime gaming you could get subbed up to cutie cinderella for free when you hit the sub button in the bottom 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thank you so much again are we taking ourselves [Music] classes that makes sense have you seen anyone pick 26 i'll just go 30 man i love purp purple yeah perf's a great caller do you see how this one's thickened it didn't even show the stand yeah i think it was too thick [Music] we had fun with you [Music] oh yeah i would love to see the owner's pieces we're going to look at the owners pieces while i log in and figure out how to turn them off chat [Music] guys get over here you missed the kiln [Music] oh my god oh [Music] movies um [Music] is [Music] these are all well thrown they also have built some pieces can you buy it you can buy all these yes but i thought you'd be happy i would drink it like this i'm going to drop that if i hold it [Applause] let's go [Music] i'm so happy that you like it and i'm so happy that you enjoy a lot of the class you [Music] it's time for you guys to go we had fun with you thank you for showing up today thank you for all the followers thank you for all 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ah hi everybody what's up [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] yo did chris snack know how to play tetris 99 [ __ ] no look he's a beautiful smart boy but he's still got to learn a lot about mario maker 2 before we can graduate him up to uh up to tetris i guess we could let we i wasn't thinking about that all right after this we're gonna see who can place higher in tetris 99 that was not my plan for today but we'll try it oh that's such a good idea that's like more fun than playing mario maker great idea all right um as is often the case i'm behind on stuff so give me a sec all right let's get some new let's get some new songs up in this [ __ ] bam bam bam bam uh yo hello everybody sorry give me a sec as usual i am not ready [Music] [Music] all right cool got some music what's up not sure i'm ready for chris snack on a friday yeah i wanted i was gonna do this tomorrow but um i mean i feel like stats weekends are like a little better for streams i don't know how much people really care um alerts are there no alerts oh has anybody subbed i don't see any alerts you think just nobody's done anything unless somebody here is like i did uh oh well uh [Music] hi simon [Music] they're not popping up [Music] i'm not seeing any in streamlabs wait something just came in maybe okay i i might have missed a bunch [Music] sith thank you for the sub uh i probably missed a bunch already yeah streamlabs is uh it's not doing too hot right now hi simon [Music] you should have revealed your new park so you can save you from copyright trouble in court revealed to who streamlabs what do you mean [Music] talk about timing well i normally try to post new videos in the stream so that isn't just total coincidence that you watched the video and then and and then saw me live today we're doing a rematch between twitch chat and chris snack however i'm teaching chris snack how to swim this time so he's gonna have a little bit more advantage however it's still mostly gonna be random i'll describe how we'll set this up you guys are [ __ ] hey but anyways that's that's for a few minutes from now right now still you know just hanging out whatever you have a lifeguard this isn't a swimming pool if this is twitch like people have had the wrong idea of what's going on reece oh my god hi simon all right i guess he's not okay being ignored hi buddy oh throwing on the lights i can't have him he steps all over my keyboard i can't have him do that because i guess simon could write some code simon what do you think should go here after at the beginning of this of the uh the while loop what do you think [Music] oh he's dodging the keyboard i guess he doesn't want to code right now you wanna code get the concrete shoes ready chat chris is sinking down [Music] okay simon doesn't want to code right now hi buddy okay um well hi what's up new videos out if you haven't uh seen it already i really like it i think it's really fun um it's not like that crazy but it's i i think it's a very fun video i'm happy with it and we're rematching today and then somebody suggested tetris 99 which is a great idea so we'll do that we need a lifeguard we're gonna drown you're gonna be fine all right chris snack might drown god simon hold on his butt is like over the alerts so i can't all right hey buddy i'm gonna go watch the video yeah it'll get the rivalry heated up came here after watching the latest vid first stream what up hootie gal hello hello hello welcome all right i'll give another like minute or two and then we'll uh we're gonna get going we're gonna play some gosh darn mario maker [Music] um feels like alerts are not working again because nothing has happened in a while oh wait there you go i'd like to say that um is that relevant to right now i'm confused all right the cat is really he's really making this difficult because he's just pacing back and forth where my keyboard would be without water you would die that is a true fact that i've learned [Music] video made my day glad you liked it i i think it's really fun barry who edited it did a phenomenal job [Music] can we get a cat cam all the time cats move cats don't sit in one spot like you got i feel like you guys both simultaneously love cats more than anyone i've ever met and also don't understand that it's like a a human animal you know it's it doesn't just sit there all the time like i can't have you guys ask for these things that that don't respond to what's it um hi buddy all right we're just gonna get going simon will be the cheerleader he's slightly out of camera right now hey up here hold off for stream for 30 minutes so you can watch the video we're not gonna we'll probably start in like 30 minutes gameplay look i always run really late gameplay will probably start in like 30 minutes so if you're only here to watch uh twitch chat go nuts uh you know what you can go watch the video um 30 minutes well it's just i always get distracted and we have to code and [ __ ] like that all right today round two twitch chat versus chris snack in mario maker 2. if you watch the most recent video you can understand all the history this is a bit of a grudge match let's just put it that way all right you guys cheesed out a victory oh hi buddy you guys cheesed out of victory all right you eeked it out just because chris snack drowned horrifically five or six times but this time i've got a strategy to make him even smarter while still being really really stupid so here's the plan i don't want to just i don't want we're still sticking to random inputs okay he's still going to have all of his decisions are still going to be random but we're going to make three categories of random decisions instead of chris snack only having one personality we're going to make three personalities personality one is gonna be chris snack as you know him ground snack this is just normal jumping around doing his basic kind of standard uh flexible behavior like we saw last time but the big difference i'm gonna add swim snack swim snacks entire personality is about swimming he's just gonna spam the jump button repeatedly the whole time and his third personality silly snack all he does is chaos instead of focusing moving to the right he'll just kind of jump around and ground pound and [ __ ] pure randomness the way that we'll set it up is that at the beginning of a level i look at what's there and i get to pick which of his three personalities to install it's no longer just setting him and sending him off to summer camp by himself i get to look at every level and pick which personality i think will be best because let's be honest twitch chat beat him pretty goddamn badly last time i'm pretty sure this is cheating there aren't there's no like rules to this there isn't a judge who you can appeal this to in the world of chris snack i'm god [Music] so anyways we have to make the three personalities oh hi buddy oh my god do you want to code yeah this is this is good timing buddy um all right so first up i gotta i gotta make the uh the other two personalities [Music] and just like and just like last time it's gonna be three uh sorry five rounds first to three where we're playing endless easy levels so same setup as before but right now what i need to do is of oh my god of the other two personalities we just need to decide how they're set up they don't call him diablo the cheater look here's how you should think about it he's still completely random but we're making his randomness more tailored to specific environments and it's still a guess right imagine that there's water for the first like 10 seconds of a level and then there's like two minutes of normal difficult level stuff he'll then be [ __ ] this is not some like incredible advantage right but giving him three different personalities increases the likelihood and also it makes more of a team effort [Music] all right how often are the farts they're supposed to be once an hour he doesn't qualify as a dumbass anymore no really what you should think about it is there's three dumbasses now and only one of them is playing at a time he's not any smarter i want to be really clear about this he is not smarter he's just as stupid or stupider however there's three of him that's what we're doing like we're bringing his two little brothers into the room who get to handle the controller but the the peak intelligence is still very stupid okay so for random movement this is normal chris snack as he was last time what do you mean let us choose between a crew zikr i don't understand so chat will be divided into three that doesn't make sense three versus one no there's one controller we have an official speed run oh yeah oh yeah this too two important updates [Music] last week a week ago we did um twitch chat did a speed run for mario maker 2 and after several hours we did complete a speed run and i am proud to say that you guys on the mario maker speeder on leaderboards are officially top 340. i honestly can't believe they accepted it [Applause] did i play like is this my speed run how do you even class i mean i guess i it's i mean i've skipped i did contribute but you know what i mean like i think my why can't i hear firefox oh i know why i can't hear firefox anyways so we got to do a little bit of coding to set up chris snacks two little brothers sounds like a chris snack needs to learn how to drink water so he doesn't die chris snack silly snack and fish snack okay yeah that's good if it's 3v1 then we need to have mario luigi and toad controlled by chat it's not 3v1 you're not understanding this games is only about 30 of what i tune into the stream yeah there you go games are it's it's like a special bonus if they happen okay it's not 3v1 it's one versus one but the one guy can change accidentally ate a hot dog that i made on a glass plate of brook in the microwave and now my urine smells like blood frown i think your urine is blood that's a important distinction [Music] okay there we go uh cool let's program yeah it's more of like a multiple personality disorder then twitch chat should get some subs well i how okay how do you want it that doesn't make sense i guess your two subs could be so if you're saying chris snack has two subs which is fish snack and silly snack then who are your subs that doesn't make sense finally another chance to crush chris snack it i guess you guys could decide if you yeah technically it's three versus two thousand all right you already have a huge advantage a crew and secret snack no no no no uh so it could be that you guys get to choose between alphabet crew playing a crew or z crew playing the mods aren't going to be able to type enough to to have him play we've tried this in the past it doesn't really it's not able to process it i mean it might now with the new code point crow and park sir yo catalyst think of it with five gifted subs we're not doing a crew versus z crew what's going on twitch chat is playing against my ai so okay let's say let's say it's what's this snack silly snack and fish snack reminds me of the time my wife left me for free handsome strangers okay it could be it could be that we we flip a coin a three-sided coin before every level and you guys and we find out if it's all of alphabet crew or just a crew or just z crew the good the good thing about that is that way like if it's for example if a crew is playing and they [ __ ] it up z crew can just scream at them the whole time and say they suck at mario that could be good like this could become even more divisive which i do like well if we vote for acre zikru for who to play you guys the bigger crew will just win we mean pull it like look this sounds like a lot of justification of cheating no no this is legit all right so okay let's imagine it like all right test test run all right so for like uh who plays the next round for twitch chat everyone a crew z crew okay what what would happen here hey doug this is a terrible way to decide things due to science and your code has really inspired my own somehow it's not going well no don't do it mike this code literally got on the shitty coding reddit and everybody made fun of it like there was thousands of people i think there was like at least 800 you're fired there's at least like 800 people who were so distraught by the code that i wrote that they upvoted a post saying how bad it was hundreds of people um okay so then you just vote on everyone why don't we let's let's just do it random let's do it random hundreds of people with dumb opinions i think saying my code sucks is a fair opinion hey doug the last question of the stream went and answered since we were beating park sir tetris anywho if you were stuck on an island would you rather be with quick spas or dark nut i thought i answered both they're both wonderful although quick spars did just have parks or send me tissues so that's that's going for him seven months is basically a year at this point thanks for your time that's one way of thinking about it okay also just uh for people are wondering the monterey bay aquarium just tweeted this rosa update if you've been wondering hmm where is rosa is she living her best life she's not dead the answer is abso she's been enjoying some r r behind the scenes and the opportunity to to eat live food to her heart's content in fact she only wants live food with shells at the moment so we won't be bringing her back to the sea otter exhibit and soft acrylic windows until she's moved on from her current gourmet phase way to be so we funded so much shellfish for her so much like fine dining for otters she's become spoiled and had to be taken out of the exhibit god i love her so much i mean we joked about feeding her all the shrimp and fish that's actually what happened it's so good oh man [Music] all right code time first let's figure out the code stuff all right so [Music] we have our normal chris snack okay yeah but does reddit's code have a beautiful name like chris snack i don't think so true god we've got that on reddit yeah this is a real i don't like when people type things like gas queen on twitter this seems like a great time said to us [Music] wait i miss that hi yeah that's true oh yeah uh park sir for anybody who watched the parks or stream parks are doug doug.com is now a real email address that i'm paying for um he said he's replied to every single email hi doug so feel free to five months nevertheless thanks for streaming and i hope you're doing well can it moan i don't think the text-to-speech i don't think they recorded moan sounds uh anyways all right uh we gotta get so so we have normal chris snack this is christmas oh my god we gotta make the farts it's ten minutes right now i hold on quick detour to make these farts less common please hold [Music] it's supposed to be an hour [Music] you're on a plane and the pilot passed out would you rather have twitch chat or random inputs attempt to land safely honestly based on the last one random inputs however i think that's ultimately what we're answering today okay it's not about whether you guys can beat my stupid ai maker it's a way to go who would you want to land the plane okay farts are now available once every hour you guys need to ration them jesus christ you can't just burn through farts every 10 minutes jesus take the wheel otherwise that's how you get uh that's how you get a fart famine okay you got a ration jeez anyways uh coding so so we have the first chris snack personality built right we already have him built from last time he's gonna stay the same the second chris snack personality his little brother is swim snack and his entire job is going to be to handle the water levels that's it okay so what would that actually mean it would mean he's mostly moving to the right i think but not as much i hate the peach badge anyway i played throughout the darios no dlc such a unique experience ending left me speechless okay i gotta play it thank you video waves yo genderburp thank you the five gifted subs i appreciate that very much thank you thank you thank you mr one penguin thank you for the 10 gifted sub sorry i missed that that is also super generous i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you thank you uh okay so this is swim so when he swims he's mostly moving to the right oh just update you it's not fair chris isn't even a few months old wait uh it is inclusive i love it okay cool okay so swim swim snack is who we are currently creating all right uh swim snack we've decided he's gonna move right about twice as often and uh the buttons that he presses this sub is dedicated to the youtube algorithm for suggesting your vids five months so bring it on chris snack hey thank you jesus take the wheel [Music] is swim snack the evil one i don't think so swim snack seems like a good uh a good-hearted boy now silly snack i can't speak to so okay i guess really all the swim snack would do his entire personality would just be mashing the a button right that's literally all he would do so there doesn't even need to be randomness i guess i could wait like a little bit but basically we're saying it's like okay you're the one who got me into pen spinning about a year ago cause i thought it looked cool and i was wondering what pen you use [Music] uh this one just just am just look on amazon and search uh penn state this should be like one of the top ones still there for the past two months okay so b is the button to run i guess i could have like a one in eight chance of pressing why i'm back for my monthly sacrifice i am now your unofficial official mod out of curiosity do you recognize my name or do you not care about your loyal fart barons this sub is dedicated to jeffrey bezos for granting me the primes [Music] i don't understand iron eagle but thank you for the six months slash 17 months i appreciate it christopher p snack it's just okay so the swimming guy what i'm thinking is there's like a one in eight chance he presses y which is like the run button a one in eight chance he presses l and otherwise got [ __ ] on us otherwise he presses b for like .0 sec one second right so so all this stuff about [ __ ] our moms we this isn't necessary okay so this this would be when we're thinking about chris we're thinking about swim snack all he's doing is spamming the b button like the vast majority of the time right maybe like an 80 chance of spamming jump and maybe a few other buttons just just in case but really we're just sending him to the ocean the only thing he knows how to do is just swim really fast that's it that's the thing that's the thing you guys are saying oh 3v1 or whatever um but like we have quick spa this guy is going to be singularly dedicated to swimming and that's it if there's literally any other obstacles in the level he's screwed so he's like he's really really good at this very very very specific situation but if there's anything else in the level he's absolutely blind suits instead uh i don't have that's not in python you can't do that okay so silly uh sorry swim snack is done fish snack whatever the [ __ ] we're calling him so swim snack should be fine next is silly snack so stanley snack my my thought process here is like if you watch if you watch the most recent video there's like a level where he had to ground pound a bunch of times i'm thinking with silly snack he's just doing like up down left right kind of sporadically right it's not really uh he's not so much focused on moving to the right it's more of like a general chaos and to be clear the vast majority of the time i'm gonna just leave him as chris snack but his two younger brothers i can bring into the room if i think there's like a very specific situation where they might actually be helpful because most of the time they're even stupider did somebody say hentai no but way to check did he kill chris snack oh we're bringing chris snack back we're making more powerful by bringing in this two younger brothers but he was dead yeah somebody shot him okay so with silly i think i want him moving to the right like [Music] god what a jam thank you for subscribing to divorce facts no did you know there is one approximately every 36 seconds in the united states divorce usually occurs from lack of commitment infidelity and conflict slash arguing the most common final stories professor doug here is what was the most common final straw oh god if only the texas beach donation finished now chris snacks gonna steal all our moms and dads uh okay so ask me to play pokemon brilliant diamond i'm thinking okay so here's what i'm thinking the orig krisnak 1.0 mostly just moved right he didn't go down or up that much i'm thinking now he's like twice as likely to move down or up so he basically he's much more likely to just do random [ __ ] and like move around like a madman and be silly rather than generally have a consistent plan right that makes sense so what i'm thinking is two out of 11 times he goes left three out of 11 times he goes right maybe one more and then he and he's pretty likely to move up and to move down that makes sense so he's going to be like moving more in just a chaotic direction rather than having any consistent kind of movement um and then with the jumps with the buttons what buttons should he be pressing so in the past he was mostly pressing jump complete random chaos buttons could be complete random he's just not gonna jump very much is the issue i do need him to jump like you pretty much always have to jump god what is all okay i'm trying to remember all this is insane so happy i was here nothing's happened literally nothing there's nothing happening i'm writing code i'm writing shitty code um so right now it's a 10 chance for him to do a short jump 10 chance for him to do a normal jump 10 chance for him to do a medium jump snuck stop 10 run i'm going to steal snacks life i'm on the grassy knoll waiting oh my god birthday socks hope it's dope i'm skipping my calculus class to watch it look i'm sure you're learning something about calculus my sea otter left me for more shrimp okay so if if we have the third personality is silly snack and he's just should just be pure random he's just pressing buttons randomly snack that moves left in case he gets stuck in a tunnel again well so i still need to pick his personality at the start of the level and then let him just run off right it's it's like winding up a car and then putting him at the edge of a freeway and just like a really busy freeway and seeing if you can go across without dying the most common final straw reasons were infidelity domestic violence and substance issues oh very cool all right we'll just do totally random then [Music] yo this is incredible is it is it incredible we'll keep him really simple [Music] it's just wait there's only like four bucks three bucks snacks floaties now he shall drown i guess i'll have two of each okay so be and this will this will be like a few more minutes then we'll start playing in there is one divorce approximately every 36 seconds that's nearly 2 400 divorces per day 16 800 divorces per week and 876 000 divorces hey doug wait are you really seeing me borrow your ferrari last week yeah you're welcome there's a million divorces a year is it real that's an extraordinarily high number oh my god this is the most insane thing that has ever happened to me this is so much cooler than the time i went to the moon oh my god all right cool look i do what i can um i guess we can give him a screenshot chance if we win three to one again gift 20 subs [Music] fine deal no we'll do how many levels you beat him by again that worked well [Music] all right don't sell yourself short doug this is very incredible it's just it's i just don't think you're correct all right [Music] i'm just gonna okay so silly snacks entire plan it's basically chaotic random movement on the left thing he's just going and on the right one he's going that's his whole plan and i'm only gonna whip out silly snack if there's a level where it seems like he's gonna have to ground pound and do all sorts of crazy [ __ ] rather than just kind of playing normally parents they're pumping up those numbers good good good stuff right i think we've got our three snacks uh let me let me uh test out the snack brothers make sure they work best stream ever god nothing's happened uh we're gonna test out the snack brothers we're gonna make sure you guys can play and then the battle begins [Music] thank you for subscribing automatic fact subscription no unsubscribe from automatically your subscription is for nine nine nine nine nine nine nine wait chris snap was controlled by a python all along now everything makes sense no no no it's just that a python inspired chris snack this is loud i hear rumors that we will not be seeing rosa for a while unfortunately i subscribe for rossa so i am going to be canceling and speaking with your supervisor yeah that's very very disappointing how is r and l [Music] i don't know what r and l are is this a remix of the wii shop channel theme yes it was [Music] q and t okay oh my god this is so lit right now it'll be lit in a sec hold on [Music] high score 16 that's you guys well done left bumper and right button no no no no no we have been playing with it regarding your vehicle's extended warranty you know what a lot of people have been trying to reach me but my vehicle's extended warranty okay so twitch forces me to write a for my six-month sum so here is my text all right that was me that was me now this would be nine nine nine nine nine years for christmas death of the universe this is the chris snack that we know and love he's just doing his normal thing moving right jumping subscription unsubscribe from automatic fact subscription all right swim snack would do this he's just trying well it's not a water level okay calm down why isn't he jumping there we go okay he needs to jump swimming stack is the whole point of swim snack is that he just jumps a lot that's like his entire thing you have been automatically subscribed to python facts by automatic fact subscription bot because of their bulk move by scooting forward in a straight line this needs to be faster progression all right unsubscribe from all right hold on he was typing in my code give me a sec he should be pressing it really fast let's try it let's try swim snack again [Music] half a year let's scoop hey thanks pyro okay so the vast majority of the time he will just mash the jump button this is swim snack let's see what he does going left he's not jumping that much maybe in a swimming level he'll be able to push him more i mean it seems roughly correct 17 months left school put them in a water level yeah but there's these are just random i don't want to go like find a water level i guess i can go find a water level all right let's go find a water level yeah oop all right he really wants to play hold on hold on chris snack [Music] yeah because he's yeah your name is ollie but don't tell the goblins and best stream ever [Music] a lot going on there all right are any of these water levels any of the hot levels dude there aren't even that many water is this water snackers no [Music] chris snackers there aren't even that many water levels in this game why did chris snack get so many water levels [Music] like who makes water levels [Music] just an idea that maybe adds a code to spam jumps or lefts after so many hundreds of seconds have passed in case he gets stuck in a long level [Music] oh that's a good idea thank you for subscribing to dog cheese facts golden retriever cheese has the best flavor but can lead to early onset diabetes i'm just not sure if that's true dude there are no water levels [Music] can you do a detailed search are you still writing code no we're like we're doing the improvements to chris snack and his two new brothers the moment you receive this message i need you to get back to my department division number that is 420-6969 now if i don't hear a call from you we will have to be she went to rest warrant under your name and get you arrested so get back to me as soon as possible thank you [Music] everybody just be quiet pretend like we're not here okay this is underwater i think is silly no is fish snack able to swim through this level go chris go [Music] [Music] ladies and gentlemen he's the michael phelps of mario maker he's incredible he's not very good he seems sad i mean he's sort of swimming he's a natural-born fish i mean he's kind of [Music] swimming did you know that smith works on his own he's incredible 900 degrees okay it's his first time in the water and he's doing so well oh i'm so proud of our little boy all right fish snack can he beat this level is he can you go into this pipe or is he just gonna hit that thing he's gonna hit that thing all right so swim snacks good now we just need silly snack [Music] thank you for subscribing to fart facts i would like to nominate you as the new president of farting doug yeah that's fine i'll take that [Music] wait can i add a fourth little brother for chris snack called sleepy snack and he doesn't do anything but take screenshots and then i can i can deploy him for auto level you are now subscribed to cat facts did you know that cats are worse than dogs incorrect they're both beautiful just like chris snack and his three brothers no that's cheating it does kind of feel like cheating because then it's not really like it's not really that a program's running it's just that nothing is happening yeah i'm not gonna do that i like the concept of sleepy snack but it feels like a little too unfair to just put chris snack to sleep yeah it's not it's not truly random inputs anymore this this whole challenge given that i'm making multiple personalities it's not actually random inputs anymore it's more can you guys beat my really really shitty ais [Music] um okay let's do this one let's see if uh if silly snack can beat this level like we've answered the question is twitch chat better than random inputs the answer is yes well switching them in and out randomly will make him even worse the idea is to make chris snack better not worse okay so he's just randomly pressing buttons switch is then forced to take on screenshots maybe a 150 chance of jumping and ruling the auto level why are they jumping [Music] you didn't change the random rand in liv [Music] why isn't he jumping [Music] oh wait [Music] why is he dude jump [Music] oh it crashed that's why quite a crush [Music] okay the buttons keep crashing uh why would the buttons crash hold on [Music] yeah okay hold on what did i do wrong well that's one thing oh that's why okay [Music] maybe that's what somebody was referring to is the last of the money that my wife did not take in the divorce she's out buying pool floaties with chris snack now okay [Music] it's still crap what can i save why is this crashing we need you to find this new bill requiring everyone to eat queen's three-timer death to increase daily thoughts ratified uh what am i doing wrong intensifies by it's crashing like uh every once in a while so i'm clearly doing something dumb uh one two three four five six seven one through seven alif's yeah that's fine you need to stop writing shitty code skynet is born from it molded by it i don't know if that's actually true this seems fine what am i missing it's crashing randomly like some of the time if i boot this up meow [Music] oh well and now it's fine nope see something's killing it uh what is coming up for subscribing to facts facts did you know that the word factor originally did in 1630s england unsubscribe from whatever england fact all right now silly snacks should be silly yeah this is good this is good stuff [Music] i mean eventually he'll beat the level [Music] so silly snack will basically run around randomly and take pictures but he's more likely to ground pound than chris snack is you need to stop hey thanks for the donation future doug doug no that's fine you're smart you'll fix it in the future silly snack is superior silly snack has been worse in every okay that was pretty good he's not ground pounding enough i want to make silly snack brown pound more [Music] i mean he's fine he'll win eventually [Music] great code bro thank you um like he's taking far more pictures than actually doing anything useful can you give a direct ground pound i mean i could [Music] okay [Music] silly snack the newest member of the snack family is brilliant you guys have no chance lastly i'm gonna make uh a change [Music] okay somebody suggested ground pounds are collectively divorced wives [Music] not if you win you can get your wives back as long as the snack family loses i think what i want so i just got some money from my friend who said she found a new way to make money apparently she is marrying a lot of people from twitch and the divorcing them to take most of their money she is like a millionaire by now and loves your strength [Music] okay here's my plan all right there's a one in 12 chance this is good code okay just trust me i'm good at coding all right there's a one mostly i'm extremely lazy because i'm doing this live there's a one in 12 chance that panic will happen okay and if that one in 12 happens then we'll do a one in i don't know what 20 1 in 10. so it's only only happens some of the time she took my tier 3 sub in the divorce okay okay so the idea is that [Music] we're getting a really small percentage chance that chris snack will panic and run back to the left so if there's a chance that he can actually get out of a rough situation so most of the time he's still going to move right but like a one in 100 chance that he would panic and go back to the left and get out of there think about it [Music] so this if this panic happens it's unlikely but it would make him move left for five straight seconds a smart how long is that one two three four five that's a while that's a while right that should be fine five seconds too long well the idea is like i need him to get out of wherever he is five seconds might be too much make sleepy snack but you have a one in ten chance to deploy him we can make sleepy snack but he has like a 1 in 100 1 100 chance of waking up make it 10 seconds that's so long dude think of how long that is it's like this since the demo code and this is where we are now we're getting there one in 100 chance of turning into a random snack look the snack brothers only christopher snack is actually good in most environments the other snack brothers are worthless in most environments man if i get sleepy snack you guys you guys need to play real real well where is snape sleepy snack is he okay yeah he's he's asleep we're wondering if we want to have him play games [Music] seven seconds okay the panic moves him seven seconds to the left should sleepy snack join the snack family and be one of the options [Music] which to be clear will give me a massive advantage in the auto levels but will give him like a one in i don't know a thousand one a hundred chance of waking up can you get some snack plugs in the chat snack pogs 1 in 100 chance to give your wife and kids back look that's on sleepy snack that's not on me star shadow thank you the gifted sub mario pe gamer i think if you get the sub zero cool thank you for the gift sub i appreciate it very much thank you thank you thank you [Music] all right so we've agreed there's going to be a fourth snack brother who's really sleepy and mostly doesn't move guess what only if you're extremely wealthy [Music] this would be fairest if chad got to turn on emote only i don't want to do emote only because then you can't play there's a difference between like twitch chat playing and not saying much versus people literally cannot type messages you know what i mean um okay well okay so what are the odds on sleepy snack let me make sleep stand please hold one sec okay so i think sleepy snack should like he's just sitting there and there's like a one in 100 chance 10100 is not that often maybe like 150 1 200 because this is happening really rapidly for the 17th time thanks for being you doug here's some of my life force so that you may live long and prosper hey thank you non daring neutrino i appreciate it one at 500 one 420 169 you don't have to use the funny meme numbers every time a number comes up there are so many situations on earth in which numbers come up and you don't have to force 69 and 420 into every single one of those literally hundreds of times a day literally 69 times a day numbers are relevant and you don't it doesn't always have to be one of those two 200 i feel like is good well we'll test it okay so basically then what we're saying is if the random number is 69 it will just do all of these [Music] yeah he'll just move uh yeah i'll just move right left and then i guess we'll have some uh b could twitch chat get a hold command that negates the next input this way we can counter the trolls in auto levels through sheer numbers it's not way there's no way to do that because we use a thread pool so like everybody gets put into their own thread and is being processed independently you as like a command are not aware of the other commands um but maybe in the future i like the idea of that of you sabotaging other people but there's not there also isn't like actual strategy to that people would just be spamming constantly all right so she's going to rump right and left a bunch of times [Music] [Music] he'll just do this forever [Music] that's funnier so once he wakes up he's just sprinting around constantly he has way too much energy [Music] okay so let's see this is sleepy's neck let's see how long it takes for him to wake up oh and then also no no you shouldn't take screenshots it doesn't make sense he's asleep he should take screenshots once he wakes up though that's a good point all right hold on we're almost there all right this is sleepy snack [Music] does he jump though so so so basically the way he'll work he he sit the way sleepy snack works is that he's got a one in 200 chance of waking up if that doesn't happen he just sits there and does nothing but if he wakes up then he starts running around right and left and jumping and spamming screenshots let's find an auto level [Music] are these auto i can't tell what any of these are [Music] automatic what's happening [Music] okay sleepy snack is live i think he already woke up he immediately woke up okay dude one and two no no we're turning off one in 200 is too curious he's awake again he's waking up like instantly all right turn him off oh no he wasn't even active that time are you supposed to do something yeah i guess this is happening like incredibly fast i don't know how many times the second this happens so this has to be like one in 4 20 69 or something doug i've been subbed for two months and i still haven't gotten divorced can you reassure me that i am indeed subbed um yeah somebody will be serving the papers we've been a little backed up with the pandemic yeah i forgot how that this is going to happen extremely fast because nothing is happening in the other ones it's that or we make it low like 1 and 420 but there's like a it waits if it doesn't which makes more sense let's do that so 1 420 and then if uh if it doesn't hit that number what is it time yeah time not sleep for cool so it's basically like he'll sleep for .1 seconds if he doesn't hit the 1-420 chance so that means every second he's got 10 shots at doing this so how long on average would it take then right so he has a 1 in 420 chance every 0.1 seconds so that means he gets that 10 times so every second there's a 10 and 420 chance of it happening and then if there's uh if for so for every minute so that's too much it should be like way lower than like 42 right yeah sorry else let's see what happens let's do a different level so you can actually like no not tetris sorry so you can actually see yeah for people who don't like watching code uh [Music] we're almost done writing code as long as sleepy snack works oh right yep numbers okay the question is how long does it take sleepy snack to wake up believe we've been pregnant for seven months he's live that was the best decision of my life that was instantaneous [Music] let's try this again instantaneous it's guaranteed once every 4.2 seconds did i do the math wrong all right let's [ __ ] 420 this is in seconds so it's 0.1 seconds oh this is me [Music] okay this is sleepy snack he's awake in three two one he's awake he still he still wakes up pretty quick dude [Music] is that enough that might be enough time to be level that might be perfect honestly that was like what 10 seconds all right hold on let's turn it off [Music] all right three two one go he's asleep everybody be quiet man he's been asleep a long time this time nobody wake up sleepy snack [Music] why is he sleeping so long this time is he alive is anybody can it can does anybody know if he's is he asleep or did he okay okay he's awake he's awake [Music] okay so one in 420 actually can happen like kind of at any point you woke him up i didn't wake up i put on sleepy music all right all right this is the third one that was like 45 seconds right [Music] hold on [Music] like 50 seconds average of 42 seconds before he wakes up okay come on stop it okay one more time one more time one more time let's test it he is back in [Music] if anybody types in all caps it's your fault if he wakes up [Music] it's been a while i think it's too long i'm always concerned i don't know if he's dead how long do you have to if somebody sleeps in like really late in the morning how long until you have to check on them make sure they didn't have an aneurysm you're lousy he's not breathing i think he's breathing you can see his little face is he alive all right we gotta wake him up everybody be really loud [Music] a chance to wake up sleepy snack i don't have a way to do that dude wake up i'm gonna play all my music is he alive [Music] dude this guy can sleep through anything i mean everything everything looks like it's working everything's it's the exact i didn't change the code from last time he's just really really really really really sleepy [Music] defeat look he's not dead he's really really sleepy [Music] coma snack no no he's a beautiful living yes yes yes see it just takes him a little while to wake up in the morning all right our boy is awake what its sleepy snack can be kept asleep all woken up by chat zc to sleep all caps to wake [Music] okay okay calm down sleepy snack when we playing tf2 it's just it's not what's happening today but good good question all right what's our what's our plan with sleepy snack i we gotta reduce this because you can't just be asleep for two minutes and 38 seconds that's too long we all thought he was dead okay there needs to be a distinction also no level is going to take more than like 30 seconds so i think this action needs to be like negative progress now he's making 40. yeah that's true he did go backwards another option is he literally doesn't move but then you got but then it's not it's not you guys versus an ai then it's just you playing like that's just that is just you playing make it after 30 seconds he's more likely to wake up doug will you ever do a lego game with chat vlogger snack no that would fill up the hard drive so fast maybe catalyst 3d games are kind of hard thanks for 18 months to tuckle thanks commander kevin thanks max max thanks golden gabby thanks crimson king um yeah i mean i could just wait dude chump if we go to like one in 42 so what we could do is we we put him to sleep guaranteed for like five seconds put him to sleep for five seconds and then um and then he has a chance of waking up how about that i feel like everybody thinks that's a great idea [Music] okay so now he's got a [ __ ] oh okay he already went too short [Music] but then what if one in 42 is too easy it's gotta be like a one in a hundred [Music] this is so much time for something i'm gonna use like maybe once today all right hold on this is me sleepy snack is now live how long does it take chris snack is dead chris remains dead and we have killed him how shall we comfort ourselves the murderers of all murderers what was holiest and my tears of all that the world has yet owned us bled to death under our knives what water is there for us to clean ourselves i feel good i mean you did kill him but i did bring him back is everybody okay with this with this variation of sleepy snack let's just run it back one more time okay this this would be the final the final numbers i feel this this feels pretty good move into a spot like play the sleepy music [Music] okay two one sleep [Music] that was pretty quick that's pretty quick [Music] it's random i mean we just i gotta roll with it i think that's that's the power of sleepy snack because the previous time it was your favorite snack like he can't be guaranteed to sleep for too long it's random so it's good all right yeah this is very loud music i think we're ready auto level takes 30 to second to 90 seconds at the highest end yeah most are short so he i think he has a chance at beating every auto level but it's not guaranteed like there needs i think he needs to be easily woken you know what i mean all right ladies and gentlemen last time on dug dug you defeated chris snack you beat him handily three to one like 13 more levels than he beat and you proved you're better than random inputs but this time the chris snack family has expanded you've got normal chris snack who will be playing most levels but then you've got swim snack who's just really good at swimming and literally nothing else you've got silly snack who's just good at being chaotic and ground pounding and nothing else really and you've got sleepy snack who mostly just sits there asleep but then if he wakes up he starts running around before each level we'll look at the level and then i get to decide which of the snack brothers are playing that particular level but once i choose that is the brother who plays the rest of the level i can't swap him once we're in and technically you guys can have a crew and z crew do individual levels if you want but once once any one of us puts in your player for that level you're stuck with that player till the end of the level you can't swap again midway through [Music] look when a mommy snack and a daddy snack ejaculate [Music] in the right spot also real quick uh you guys do your commands i want to make sure this is a work to do go guys you don't you don't have to freak out part is part of a ai nature that's the only reason i was able to to set up this new family so fast i went to an ai sperm bank [Music] i just [ __ ] dumped is like a gallon and a half of ai jizz directly into my processor and that's how this python code is working okay um i think we're ready to go i also forgot to change the screenshot command you guys do not get a one and two chance of pressing screenshot what was it normally it's like 100 normally right look if we get into a situation where like you mean rigged if we get into a situation thanks i'm that guy where you have some sort of leverage over me then fine but you got to earn that [ __ ] 150 but no how many people are here there's 3 700 people there's plenty of people for 1-100 with screenshots well ready screenshot rights this isn't some sort of social justice issue you don't it's that i have a limited amount of space on my switch there's nothing political about this there is like so many gigs of space on my switch and that's it that's the total amount and the number of how many screenshots i have if that gets too big it'll break pvp fighter thank you for the 12 months just taking away our rights look if you do something really spectacular of me spectacular and you convince me that you deserve a higher screenshot chance than 100 that's fine also here are the commands to play mario maker all you have to do is type into the chat and if you type one of the following you'll control mario light left left or hard left will move him left light right right or hard right we'll move him right stop will stop moving up or down will hold up or down anything less than one one screenshot is rigged not true if you type a you'll press a also luigi pump i forget why we added luigi pump luigi pump anyway it presses it presses the a button why press the y button jump will jump for longer to invest in the condoms or things will get out of hand real quick yeah that's true the snack brothers are uh fertile so jump is for point eight seconds a just taps it really quick unload more run right runs right run left we'll run left run up will run upwards if you're in the water in like a frog suit or whatever run down we'll run down you also have left jump which will jump to the left you can also type a lump you have right jump which will rump to the which will jump to the right or you can type rump or you can put asterisks i forget why uh light rump is just a shorter lightning is just a shorter one screenshot harder chat yeah that's the thing you can seize the means of production here and just type screenshot more there's nothing to stop you guys from just sitting there spamming screenshots the whole time you also have hard and hard lump should get that checked out right spin is spinning to the right left spin is spinning to the left dump i don't remember what this does l presses yellow button r presses the r button screenshot gives you a one in 100 channels we must screenshot you can still screenshot d up d down d left d right this is only if the d-pad i forget this is like for link i think link is what does it dump is ground pound yeah so dump it dump his ground pound uh and then you have bomb this is only relevant if you have a link thank you for all the fun moments we are on leaderboards chris snack isn't easy win look i wouldn't get caught i'm about to this their whole compromise um no let's see if there's a situation you got to earn these things all right right now you have no leverage you need leverage over me last time you earned leverage by the gigantic letter e each screenshot should be worth 50. what does that mean 50 what just 50 like 50 the number everyone ready [Music] once again [Music] just like last time we will take turns playing endless easy levels stop trying to keep the screenshots from the people screenshot baron in the making i'm screenshot god hey chat look at this [Music] i can do that whenever i want oh man i'm so powerful and cool chris bet you'd like to be doing this huh chat oh but nope i'm cutting it off all right chris snack is gonna go first he has five lives to beat as many levels as possible then you guys will go and as a reminder at the beginning of every level public are you trying to establish the screenshot okra are you a screenshot baron doug i have one thing to say to that whoever beats more levels wins the round the first to win three rounds wins it all let's [ __ ] do this thing [Music] [Applause] i'm booting up chris snack wait wait no i get to hold on i get to look at the level first i get to look at the level first and then decide which of the snack brothers to put are you are you done okay you're done reach the goal after defeating all eight [Music] uh that looks like a chris snack level to me let's bring back the basics to kick this off chris snacks up oh no no no hold on go chris my name might be trying [Applause] was there a star there star [Music] i'm gonna give it one more i want to see if he can if he can grab the star first he's fine no he's not gonna grab the star god damn it go to the left hit one of those oh my god chris snack go to the right you had it [Music] okay i'm skipping goddammit snack that's my one skip no more skips from this point forward two more lives i'm gonna check it out i'm gonna see which chris snack brother to put in airship battle this is sounding like a chris snack kind of level this is sounding like a [ __ ] mess of a level [Music] chris snack i choose you [Music] go [Music] [Applause] come on we've been training for this chris snack don't let them humiliate you again how is this an easy level there's four hammer brothers why is he going to the left so much all right [Music] no no no no [Music] that's fine all right twitch chat you guys are up let's start with alphabet crew wait or do you guys literally want me to like flip a coin because we could flip a coin how about this i flip a coin it's hats what do you think no okay so if i flip a coin at the beginning of each round nice if i flip a coin if it's heads it's alphabet crew if it's tails i flip it again and then a heads as a crew tails as z crew so 50 of the time you'd be alphabet crew 25 of the time it's just a crew 25 percent of the time it's just z crew how about that that coin has two sides i feel like that could be fun and then your that's your level from that that's your player for that level onwards [Music] rigged sounds rigged i mean it's like i'm making a decision i feel like you guys are confusing the word rigged with like deciding to do anything like if this decision will influence things yes why okay why don't you what do you want then people are saying you wanted a crew and z crew to be able to play why are 50 percent of you oppose this it's not pure alphabet only wait so do you only want alphabet crew it does make more sense i think all right we're gonna stick to alphabet crew so it will continue to be all of twitch chat versus the four snack brothers this is good too because that way if chris snack can win it's more of a vengeance play you know what i mean like he really gets to defeat his previous foe by bringing in his three bros sweet well let's play dramatic bayonetta music twitch chat chris snack defeated zero levels if you get a single level you win round one [Music] and you get one skip [Music] you're alive you have plenty of screenshots you've already taken two okay this is called world one sky rye it sounds devastating [Applause] [Music] [Music] do you want to skip or no [Music] so [Music] you don't want to skip you guys are [ __ ] lunatics okay it's a slight the slight yeah you okay you you are making the smart decision but as 42 percent of you are correctly pointing out you're also being a total [ __ ] coward unbelievable all right we're skipping i mean that's what i would do i'm also a total [ __ ] coward hey doug how are you am i late i overslept no don't worry you're gonna wake up wow today it took an hour and a half to get into the gameplay not bad all right [Music] this is your one skip you've got four more lives good luck [Music] this is called [Music] one squiggly one after doing the mouth sleepy would wake up in 30 seconds almost exactly half the time wait wait wait wait 30 seconds almost half the time [Music] you can definitely rump over this dude oh my god or rump around him this is pretty tough this could be a tie if you guys don't beat this [Music] oh my god last life [Music] is chris [Music] both this is your last life you got to get over this boot [Music] oh my god [Music] that's a tie game ladies and gentlemen we reset whoa hold on hold on calm down [Music] all right to make this simpler i'll start with chris snack and then if i if i want to change it i have to do that like within two seconds of the level starting okay round one was a wash christopher snack is back up [Music] yeah this is basically round one [Music] all right come on chris come on chris let's go and i have the ability to swap in one of his brothers if i need to come on claire's ice cave [Music] uh i'm leaving it as chris leaving as chris [Music] however i don't know how the [ __ ] he does this [Music] i mean technically he could like he could wall jump by holding right but then he would have to hold left i think this is a skip ah [Music] silly snack could be better i should have done silly snack give him one more hour then skip all right i'm skipping here's my one here here's my one skip i still got five lives come on i should have swapped him for silly snack i threw that i think silly snack could have beaten that this is called bonus game all right i'm leaving it as chris snack no i should have gone for silly snack again [Music] i'll i'll swap him out after this death [Music] the ai can screenshot but we cannot it's unfair you have a better chance of taking a screenshot than the ai does look he's not necessarily soft lock it's just really really really really really likely well just chris snack out i'm just gonna kill him nice goldfish to glow [Music] i'm swapping to silly snack silly snack enter the battle do what your brother could not go crazy and hopefully get up there [Music] now again silly snack just kind of spams random [ __ ] he's more likely to actually press up and down rather than normal chris snack is it likely he goes in the pipe no not at all but it's possible see go silly snack now the big issue is gonna be does he have to do something coherent after this knowing i can always find wreckage here it's been very hard finding his since my wife divorced me after i milked the dog singing leave her johnny leave her after i was just fully in the alley i may not be able to write one ai that can beat you chat but i can write many shitty ais who can collectively beat you if he goes in the pipe i mean this is a certified silly snack moment so true all right silly snack [Music] this is why we love you silly snack you guys aren't allowed to pick favorites okay they're all beautiful boys i don't care how much you like silly snack chris snack is beautiful do we have a time frame on when to click become available on patreon um i'm still i've been squeezing my nipples every day but nothing's happened yet all right so [Music] oh oh my god yes go silly snack no this is doable wait but he only has [ __ ] 170 seconds that's not that much how long is this gonna go on come on silly snack use your complete lack of focus and planning to get through this no silly snack [Music] you took two pictures you got this silly snack look there's some silly snack stands in the chat all right with chris snack it was pretty one-sided there's a few silly snack buddies who showed up today ready to root for their boy however he has to go in the pipe and then go up [Music] you get another skip we get a 150 screenshot no deal i don't need it i'm here to win and if i do that you all scream rigged i mean he'll do that anyways but you would do it a little bit more [Music] it's all part of silly snacks plan silly snacks got something big cooking go in the pipe oh my god he takes a lot of pictures to be honest i know this is why you guys like silly snacks so much huh yes queen yeah if silly snack gets in the pipe i want to see a lot of gas queens i understand the rivalry between you guys and chris snack but with silly snack all of us can be proud go please go in at least just one more time before how long are we gonna have to watch this [Music] let's let's assume that he doesn't beat the level with three more go in because he has to hold up bless him he's trying silly snacks he's working so hard he's definitely the hardest working ai here it's just he doesn't apply himself in the right way this is like edging oh my god cool he's taking so many screenshots jesus we actually gonna run out of space i don't even have an sd card in this switch [Music] all right at least the timer's only 300 seconds so buckle in for another 1 000 seconds of this everybody [Music] gas queen he didn't go in the pipe yet [Music] are there emojis on twitch are there just like normal emojis that people use on twitter and stuff because if so you guys need to do the you need to use all the annoying emojis that people use on tweets whenever they're like screaming at stands or screaming at celebrities yeah you've got you've at least got the eyes pouring one yeah and the hearts okay yeah we've got good emojis okay be sure to like really emojify your message if silly snack makes it in the pipe okay just be ready to support our boy sorry our queen is a disorganized message when the iq likes taking screenshots and press [Music] no you guys are uh you guys are his uh step brother cause you [ __ ] him last time [Music] come on silly snack is it porn porn joke get it because of because you know porn [Music] okay hold off on emojis this is not just open invitation to spam emoji screenshot look i'm saying there's a very very specific scenario where you can spam [ __ ] which is that if our if our queen goes in the pipe all right calm down [Music] no don't do emote only that makes it worse in this case emote only will not stop them [Music] hold on hold on to your [ __ ] emojis okay yes queen [Music] oh beautiful queen geez he's perfect [Music] i love silly snacks [Music] god i am a total silly snack stan i can't even be mad i stand her so hard [Music] we stan an unproblematic queen we stan silly snack god i'm so ready to gas once he goes in that pipe [Music] all right get your yasses ready [Music] no don't get your asses ready get your asses ready oh come on just just to recap what's going on here i've got four different ais to choose from [Music] one of them is the previous chris snack one of them is sleepy snack one is swim snack and the fourth is silly's neck who just kind of jumps around in utter randomness oh [Music] no he's not an ass queen [Music] it's yes yes like a twitter thing go so he had okay silly snack has to be under the pipe jump and press the up button all at the same time it's possible [Music] oh silly stack has taken so many screenshots yes queen we're out of space great great job oh my god i'm so proud [Music] i'm so proud oh silly stack [Music] i think uh i think we know who the queen of the fartocracy is [Music] our fartocracy is definitely um it's what's the name of britain's thing like an institutional what's the name of the monarchy where like they don't actually have any power but they're still there as like part of the government twitch chat speed runs wikipedia wiz khalifa tamir khalifa constitutional monarchy all right we've got a constitutional fartocracy with silly snack as our queen i think we're all in agreement there oh hello game hello silly snack may have ruined my switch i can't i can't control anything how does your girlfriend feel about you making four different [Laughter] she thinks it's hilarious um [Music] yeah as queen slay nail polish nail polish all right hold on something's going on with the controller uh so bad news silly snack literally broke everything please hold [Music] maybe do i have to like remove maybe literally filling it with screenshots might have messed it up okay first i'm gonna try i'm gonna try removing some of the screenshots and see if that helps [Music] all right he took a thousand screenshots i'm very proud of you but please put some f's as we make space [Music] this is all from silly snack silly snack needs to take less screenshots this is too much this is all from silly snack okay hold on [Music] how do i somebody said i can like [Music] more screenshots plaza oh i can drag okay we've got to make space [Music] i won't delete ones from today [Music] why wouldn't they let me select more these are these are all the memories from last time when you beat chris snack [Music] [ __ ] okay i promised you guys last time that i would individually delete these myself silly snack is taunting us with our lack of screenshot right by taking so many cancel silly snack yeah but that's why people stand silly snack all right what if i give you a 150 for screenshot but i'm able to mass delete them how about that that way i get to keep my word about to be clear otherwise this will take me like 20 minutes to delete these deal all right most people seem to be saying deal okay you're twice as likely to take screenshots now but i get to delete them in group why wouldn't they let me select all of them that is such a random restriction from nintendo why did they decide on 99 [Music] [Music] there's an extension obs lets you set up a screenshot trigger to display the image of the corner and save it yeah i could look into that in the future that's a good idea [Music] oh my god it's taking so long okay let me do this for a few more minutes and see if it fixes the fact that silly snack broke the controller [Music] i'll do two more batches then we'll we'll try this again this is the roller coaster level i'm a silly snack stun can we only play against silly snack no i g we've created four snack brothers [Music] you must face off against the whole family all right that should be fine [Music] all those memories gone [Music] lost but forgotten too yeah they're gone [Music] all right [Laughter] the good news is we get two more levels of watch and silly snack play let's go [Music] i've been working on closing from hell this is helping keeping me safe thank you this [Music] this is helping keep you sane watching an ai who's just pressing all the buttons and hopefully goes in a pipe i mean it's the thing is it's dead it's technically doable dude it's doable [Music] silly snack can do it do swim snack swim snack only moves to the right basically oh swim snack could work okay i'm swapping in swim snack at the end that's a good idea [Music] bit snip swim snack doesn't press up that's the thing only silly snack presses up you have to press up a lot to go in the pipe you need like utter chaos of pressing everything i think it has to be silly snack dude [Music] she's a twitter stand of course she's got all the screenshots laughing face like god i hate that emoji so much no no i'm not no hard feelings try to get to anybody who uses those emojis they just they annoy me a lot [Music] and just like jamming them into jamming them into descriptions about a mario player is really funny [Music] oh this [Music] being a is slave queen silly snack gender fluid icon yeah silly snack my gender the silly snackers oh my god silly snack is everything she's everything all at once to everyone that's why we stand [Music] get your ass queens ready oh my god oh so close bass queen no we're not fishing dude [Music] joker i'm thinking it's just swap at the beginning each life i have the opportunity to swap but not midway through the level i think that makes sense [Music] jazz queen [Music] god [Music] mass queen are you calling her fat [Music] if silly snack wasn't in control of my computer i would ban you for at least three seconds [Music] large mass queen class queen gas queen mass is in massachusetts what does silly snack have to do with massachusetts god go in the yes queen oh he stands so okay yes yes yes so you're saying there's a there's a chance 100 more seconds of this life and then 300 more the last one it could happen she's edging this has been a real tease i don't want anybody here to freak out but i heard a rumor second i think based on that not great performance of the snack brothers thus far you should be allowed to switch one timely level for lunch no no no that's too much i heard a rumor that if silly snack makes it to the top of the level she's gonna release her new album [Music] this could be it she's been talking about this for months you guys silly snack [Music] pipe life come on silly sack revolving hearts two hearts huh yeah and her only fan go you silly queen but in that order silly snack does not want release she does not want release oh god okay 10 seconds to this come on silly snack [Music] and come on silly snack come on come on we know you can do it you're perfect 300 seconds she loves dancing this song [Music] i mean if she if she goes in the pipe and goes up to that first level she could actually get out of here like actual good chance of getting out she's gotta gotta go in the pipe and get to the next level snack stole my wife and jumped on my head and i still stunned her can't wait for this new album to come out i cannot wait the album [Music] only fans that is just the screenshots okay okay gas moment right there come on clean that pipe queen [Music] oh this is legitimately doable if she gets past that first layer super perfect cell looks silly [Music] yes yes yes yes yes yes yes okay yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] why does she always go back down because she's randomly pressing up down left right all the time so the odds that she goes in the pipe and then it doesn't immediately jump out or doesn't immediately press down is very low okay yes yes yes okay get up there if she gets to the second layer she won't go down to the pipe anymore you gotta jump up come on clean [Music] gosh this is there's so many screenshots no no no okay yes jump jump jump jump jump jump yes oh my god silly snack silly snacks doing it yes that's seriously standing my sister just to oh no [Music] she's gonna release her album if she gets in that pipe but it's gonna make two jumps in a row oh oh my god she was there [Music] she had to hit the lower one whatever maybe she still get to the end she'll still release her album does it have to be one of the lower ones 64 seconds gosh she's perfect one mushroom on each floor oh that's fine maybe there's one more near the end [Music] 35 seconds [Music] okay we ever know it's across that pipe never i've heard her new album is incredible [Music] the syncopation [Music] one of the tracks features fondle oh sorry everybody silly snacks album has been delayed [Music] no silly fans such [Music] how many pictures how many pictures did she take on my computer [Music] oops [Music] oh my god this is so many pictures this is so many pictures [Music] okay great job good stuff [Music] okay all right the snack family won zero levels if you beat a single one you do win round one so everyone you ready [Music] you guys alive a single level and you win the round and you've got one skip thanks chris snack this is called clasico will it be a normal classic mario level looks like it [Music] oh my god twitch chat with a strong opener but oh they fall down to the turtle [Music] all right looking like no for the skip you're running it back [Music] oh my god you almost made it [Music] wait [Music] oh yeah [Applause] [Music] right i actually i actually lost your life [Music] you guys were not in control of that last one actual actually rigged um uh i guess i reset you i'll just give you that as a freebie we'll restart your round we win no you don't win [Music] so basically you're getting a free two lives here [Music] did you wait to send that sub alert he win no no no no no the snack family got zero you're getting two lives back because i [ __ ] it up while you guys were voting so this is still round one that sort of it's like round three kind of go [Applause] [Music] all right this is called an uphill battle i like the difficulty that that implies big koopa big koopa are you skipping or no [Music] it seems doable looks like most people leaning towards the skip i'll give it a few more seconds i'll give it 10 more at 10 we're done 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 oh my god wait [Music] heads we skip tails we don't [Music] it's tails tails no skip not today cowards [Music] go oh my god [Music] hopefully there's like a lot more giant koopas as long as there's like several big enemies you should be [ __ ] i'm a little worried that it's called an uphill battle and you're already at the top of the hill why are you going left [Music] oh [Music] all right consensus on skip now it looks pretty hard you're skipping you've got three more lives you have to beat this level to win the round it's called mushroom plateau looks doable [Music] twitch chat expertly dodges the mushroom we're going to get over this piranha okay this one is doable absolutely doable this is a level for small baby children you can win this [Music] if you get the mushroom that's huge oh expertly manages to dodge the mushroom yet again [Music] you're the mushroom's gone you're not getting that mushroom anymore i know i know it hurts but that that's that ship that helicopter has sailed like you gotta move on [Music] how did [Music] what we are good no i saw you touching the plant you were in contact with the plant this is [ __ ] i swear if this goes to the end of the level okay you pick the one up [Music] okay this should be like a death trap if this this pipe should go into like a pit of spikes or a venomous snake oh you're gonna die yes yes okay one more one more it doesn't even seem that helpful [Music] less than three that's a wash no levels won it's another tie round [Music] damn we're kicking some ass today this is huge at least we didn't lose enjoy that feeling as chris snack kicks your ass in round number three slash one i'm starting off with normal chris snack he's the most versatile brother i trust him in the majority of generalistic levels but i have a few seconds at the beginning to swap to a different brother for that level if i want [Music] or maybe my only question is if chapter can get into the same pipe as silly snack true all right this is looking like a chris snack level oh my god chris snack oh my god chris snack [Music] not i'm leaving chris in yeah if a mod wants to do a prediction you could do that wow that was badass that was badass you have to admit that was a hell of a jump hell of a jump now if he does two rumps in a row he can get over this pipe [Music] where's queen she's um working on the album chat you can't stop me thanks chris we want ass queen ass queen look you can't just whip out your ass queen whenever you want it's got to be a specific situation i think he panicked he's doing great the issue the big issue is that we gave him like a one in a thousand or whatever chance to run left and panic he keeps panicking i think [Music] he's constantly panicking [Music] okay okay come on chris go go go chris dude i don't know if i skipped this one i think it's doable i'm gonna skip i'm gonna skip [Music] all right that's my one skip still three lives just get something good here auto mario i'll leave it as chris for right now but maybe sleepy snack could come in is this is not an auto mario wait wait i think chris now can do this this is less of an auto level and more just a move right level come on chris don't panic and move to the left [Music] stop okay okay keep moving yes [Music] don't go left come on okay i'm swapping in sleepy snack sleepy snack has my sleepy snack moving to the right [Music] i'm not too no sleepy snack hold on okay i don't know what i don't know what happened there i don't think that was correct [Music] okay sleepy is live everybody please be quiet [Music] and sleepy woke up okay [Music] do you have to move right at the beginning [Music] okay sleepy snack doesn't work because you have to move right at the very beginning and then you have to fall asleep we stay on a sleepy king you can't just stand everybody except for chris snack [Music] this is all he's gonna do forever okay i gotta swap back to chris snack i've got or is this my last life oh god damn it this is my last life dude so i just needed chris snack chris knack had the best shot at this [Music] sleepy's neck was too sleepy and then once he wakes up he's not even gonna do anything that's helpful he's taking like 200 pictures this sucks [Music] there's 45 more seconds of this it's literally gonna fill up the switch again [Music] he's just mad he got woken up well i'm gonna be honest the snack family hasn't really improved things [Music] mega weighted probability well that's what we basically did you mean once he wakes up what song is this kakariko village and twilight princess oh god damn it sleepy snack all auto levels have a short part we have to move right that's not true most don't most you just it'll bump you immediately some do you're totally right um the snack family beats zero levels if you beat one you will rin you will win round number one again good luck [Music] sleepy snack is an aspiring photographer doug don't you diss his dreams look just because silly snacks about to release the hottest album of 2021 and sleepy snack is an aspiring photographer does not mean that i can let them fill up my switch whenever they want what the hell is happening here do you want to skip this what is this mess [Music] really all right no skipping on this one i don't know what the strategy is but good luck chat [Music] go wait that's cheating you can't just go over it [Music] what is the point of this level if you could just jump over everything that he built [Music] all right just to flex you guys can do as many as you want that's talent right there can chris snack do that yes yes he can [Music] so you won the round this is just for fun oh you're not winning this [Music] you guys are really trying on these pipes [Music] i don't think you can go in these pipes are you gonna ground pound like to your death all right you wanna skip [Music] nice [Music] this one seems pretty hard we're skipping again you've already won the round this is pure flex this is called n pokey you've got six live zero skips [Music] chris snack could do this dude wait is it like a puzzle you're softlock right [Music] how do you beat this [Music] i'm confused [Music] okay [Music] um now what at what point do we say that you're soft locked and i get to just auto kill you [Music] never the issue is there's 230 more seconds this ain't no soft lock how do you what are you even gonna do once you're up there so you have to break the top i guess it's technically not so you gotta jump on on that pillar thing and then jump up there [Music] silly snack got the time yeah but she had a chance [Music] i think you actually here i'll give you advice you don't actually want everybody spamming jump constantly um the reason is that like your commands are gonna be overlapping basically right because the game can't actually do all of this at once so if a whole bunch of you guys are pressing and releasing it so if some of you guys do something else and then a smaller percentage of you focus on jumping and rumping i think it's more likely that your jumps are high right so a little counter-intuitive but spamming jump more does not uh equate to jumping higher it just it can't [Music] yeah see now rob look i'll be happy if you win this just so we don't have to watch this anymore please drop out of there oh my god oh no [Music] oh chat chat chat chat chat do you realize how long we'll be here if you don't beat this level [Music] don't destroy that i know i let the ai run out through i'm not saying that i'm gonna shut you off i'm saying it's boring just wanted to let you know you are not my favorite streamer and i'm not excited to watch you at all psych just kidding please wear a funny suit smile thanks bird [Music] um well please skip you guys used your skip [Music] and technically this is totally possible [Music] if you get up on the pillar and then that doesn't help [Music] i'm gonna go to sleep before work tonight you're better enjoy the rest of the streams than a silly queen thanks lame appreciate it well oh again i think you want fewer people jumping [Music] trying to think about the code is there a way [Music] you were up there give us luigi pump you have luigi pump don't act like luigi pump would save you here when you already have it it's the same as jump oh wait no luigi pump is a you don't want that you actually do not want to use luigi pump right now [Music] oh my god [Music] yes please no just rob okay [Music] i think if you stay to the left try to stay to the left once you're in there five more tries well look i'm going to use this opportunity to play loud music and go to the bathroom [Music] good luck [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] me [Music] [Music] [Music] me down [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] my [Applause] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] you do it [Music] there's five more lives of this [Music] only six days until my dissertation is over rage good luck jinxes let's strike a deal [Music] how about we do this easily [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah it's so frustratingly close too yeah quick sparks i got them they're beautiful [Music] give us the screenshot bazooka what incentive do i have to do that [Music] all right 17 seconds [Music] the incentive is you don't have to sit through why would screenshot bazooka change that all right so we would we have four more lives of this technically at what 500 seconds why do we always get like oh 300 okay [Music] which is which is five minutes long they have 20 minutes of watching this or [Music] you guys give up the ability to do you go back to a 1 in 100 and i'll let you skip [Music] first screenshot i mean you go back to a 1 in 100 for taking screenshots no deal let me let me see do people actually look you can save 20 minutes of your life right now 20 minutes if you agree to make the screenshot chance less common [Music] we need screenshot you aren't even taking screenshots you've taken like two you're even utilizing this feature that you're you you covet so desperately [Music] make it more common [Music] what can i do or [Music] no it's an empty threat i don't believe you [Music] well you're thank you for the five gifted subs thank you thank you jesus take the wheel [Music] i'll make it a one in 25 if you just give up and you lose all four lives and it's over [Music] because this round's over anyways there's no it doesn't this round doesn't matter [Music] you fool twitch chat our masochists okay it said the poll says skip but this is for this is for you giving up the next four lives so we end the round but i reduced the screenshot odds to a 1 and 25. [Music] it says skip but that's what we're voting on [Music] oh thank god [Music] oh this feels so good yeah yes ah we got to murder mario feels good man we've got more screenshots did you need the screenshots give the bazooka or i will leak your 2007 tax return i don't think i was paying taxes in 20 2007. uh no you guys aren't live that's for next round here i'll give you a quick 10 seconds of it go [Music] nine eight seven six five no you're just playing the game no no no hold on hold on that's a mistake three two one especially not that many screenshots i would have thought it'd be more [Music] all right that's fine so [Music] you won round two sorry you went around one [Music] which means it's back to the snack family [Music] we could have done that yeah we're done we're done you gave up your four lives for a higher screenshot chance that was the bargain [Music] all right round one you guys won one level to zero i'm gonna start out with chris snack i'm feeling good what i'll do is i only get to i'll swap him after a death that way like i always i basically i'm like sending in one of the well no because i would want to switch at the end of a swimming level screenshot screenshot thanks panther okay i'll mostly do i'll mostly just do it at the end of a level like leave chris snack in until i die [Music] here all right predictions up go [Music] snack family needs to line up and spread their cheeks chat can't loose [Music] sounds a little more sexual than what i thought was happening chris snacks up let's do this [Music] and live come on run down hard white [Music] this is called hello it sounds like the kind of level chris snack can do all right get some power-ups chris snack is the worst snack he's a beautiful boy oh dear god wait come on what is this [ __ ] thank you for admitting 2007 the irs will be there shortly [Music] is he just dead okay i gotta skip [Music] come on this is the one thing the snack family can't do coordinated jumping no skips are you serious there is no member of the snack family that can beat this oh okay this one hurts [Music] level two use my skip but the level the name this in japanese means easy level i love you chris [Music] that is what it means in japanese [Music] no oh god chris snack you have to be willing to move left wait can he actually not do this dude you you have to move left and then right and not jump oh god he's gonna jump okay this is doable [Music] yeah he has to panic and go left there's like a one in 100 of chance of him panicking and moving left okay now go right now go right now go left go left come on i'm swapping in silly snack if this doesn't work i think chris nat can do it the odds are low but he can do it the jumping is pretty brutal has he gotten to the bottom floor yet [Music] okay okay let me take it and shut it please like snack attack doesn't win pls [Music] look the snack attack is currently happening he's going to win this it's just going to take a little bit of time this is absolutely doable by the snack family responded to my email what an amazing person yeah parkster said he's replied to every email i think he's legally obligated too because he's a cop jesus take the wheel thanks belton brush appreciate it okay oh if he didn't jump there dude i just got here yeah legally he's okay sorry what's heck i have to watch this go left okay here's what's going on okay last time in this ai versus twitch chat battle it was just chris snack was the ai who mostly moves right and jumps but he's still random today we we brought in three other versions of chris snack his new family including swim snack who just swims but literally nothing else silly snack who just moves in random directions but is like pressing up and down and jumping constantly way more chaotic and sleepy snack who just doesn't move for like 15 to 20 seconds randomly right now chris snack is play i get to swap out which member of the snack family plays on each level right now it's chris snack i'll probably swap in silly snack if chris can't pull this off the silly snack i think can do this commit to crime will practice both the rest and defend me yeah but not in that order swim snacks from snack would be horrible at this level how would silly snack be worse silly silly snack isn't jumping yeah silly snack does jump a lot but at least at least she like switches between left and right more frequent yeah jumping is an issue though i mean the odds i think i got to do silly snack okay we got 71 more seconds of fun oh that was come on that was it man that was it i'm going to send in sleepy if this doesn't work i mean the uh it's it's totally possible he just has to move left like that and also not jump when he does it which is not likely god okay um come on come on yes yes no no chris snack who had it he was at the end oh my god he jumped out he had victory in his head he had victory and says chris snack yes i wasn't even looking i guess he was just shy oh my god that took so long how much time was left holy [ __ ] christopher snackless oh seven seconds left let's go let's go let's go silly snacks still in reserve let's go one on the board i don't have any more skips though [Music] one two crystal caverns let's get another one in let's get another one come on okay this is still a quick snack level though [Music] dude wait what is chris doing you gotta jump [Music] if he can kill this goomba he'll probably get some power ups dude you don't have to panic why did he whatever he hung left just so that he could barrel into the goomba at full speed two more dude you've got to jump he is dougie dougie he's all of our fathers [Music] he's too cocky after last level just jump why is he not jumping i heard press other step brother heavy snuff who is much like this except if he doesn't jump might you come to a visit [Music] yeah maybe heavy snack will join the fam [Music] all right we got one on the board snack family's got one you need to beat two to win this round twitch chat you are up i can't keep why didn't he jump [Music] [Applause] chat you're up this one the name of this is called really hard twitch chat is gonna fail i speak japanese [Music] not really but i did watch hunter x hunter oh you only have 19 seconds you only got 17 seconds dude you've had to make so much more progress [Music] oh it's got to feel bad see victory slipping out of your grasp like this jesus take the wheel [Music] i mean it's possible depends how how tight the timing is but it's possible [Music] all right yeah you want like you want like run right run right and um and jump i guess you can also do hard drum [Music] if jack is short for jonathan then smack family must be short for snow knuckle and family go [Music] looks like you're getting epically trolled by somebody [Music] you don't have enough people running [Music] voting on the skip [Applause] [Music] all right you skipped you still have three lives left chris snack is up one over you you've got to beat this level [Music] wait i thought that was the end you have to go up the robot's arms and get on his eyes oh dear god [Music] i mean it's possible there's a chance [Music] so [Music] who's ready for another 10 minutes of sitting here watching twitch chat jump around you know what i'm thinking though i think the snack family wins this round i mean technically it's doable but you've got to jump in his arms jump onto his eyes and then i guess jump to the end i don't know what's past that it's never and i've got to make my decision this time oh my god what how are you good girl there's no way [Music] [Applause] [Music] hidden block i mean i mean you're like a full speed run gotta hit it in the eyes you're not it's not a boss battle you don't have to kill the robot [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] well buckle in everybody [Music] if you guys want i'll just end this for you we can just give up you know you can just you can just give up on the round and say you can just admit the snack family won okay just a minute [Music] we don't need to go through two more lives of this it's a done sentence the verdict is in you're gonna lose i don't mind waiting for this i'm waiting for for my vic that is a very long jump don't ask why i'm ready but i'm ready to take them down down the time for a new start well i'm happy to sit around oh sorry you got muted memes [Music] this is more about your time [Music] tell you about this i won't decrease the odds [Music] look we're gonna sit here for like 10 minutes watching you fail at this that's not that bad i can handle it it's more if you just want to get this over with right if you want to rip this band-aid off you're not going to get there like you're not going to get there with the other levels you had some negotiating power because you had already won i didn't want to sit there just watching these pointless levels this one i've won it feels great chris snack hates my son [Music] there's no video proof of that i mean technically you could do it right you could have done it right there [Music] so [Applause] you just want to give up when we lose a life no hell no you you i guess you know i don't think you guys understand what the situation is here this is round two i'm up 1-0 and if you just time out with these two lives i win there's no incentive for me to let you skip unless we remove the screenshot command from you completely [Music] you absolutely 100 lose it and i would let you skip how much do you care about winning this game chat are you willing to give up that which is most important to you screenshots offers open ten minutes of our short mortal lives here get a vote this is for giving up all screenshots permanently and exchange let you skip so you actually get a chance [Music] all right can't do it sometimes you gotta you gotta let go in order to move on you can't do it you're too attached to your old pictures to my suitcase when i went to visit you we could have had matching shirts on stream damn it park sir why don't you say these things [Music] also high parts sir clean shots are the most wait wait wait parker no no no no jesus don't shoot that in the house [Music] don't you want to win i'd rather die hero than liver coward you're not you're dying a loser you're gonna lose the round you're not gonna be a hero for sitting here for 10 minutes jumping [Music] i mean shoot the timer [Laughter] sir target pete thank you the five gifted subs i appreciate it thank you thank you thank you [Music] um okay you're up on the robot do you make it all the way i mean i guess it is worth saying you do technically you can totally beat this technically long-lived screenshots i just feel like you guys need to let go of screenshots to become the best mario maker players that you can be [Music] chris snack keeps eating our kids send help this is rigged it's impossible it is very possible it's just very hard for twitch chat did you know that every time one of the mods times somebody out or ban somebody here in twitch they're actually just feeding them to chris snack all right oh nope you need a running start somehow you need to run move right and jump all the same time in perfect coordination with nobody else interrupting it at all and if you do all that you can beat the level of giving up our identity our morals our lives it would be a follow meaningless victory we will not stand down yeah but history is written by the victors there won't be any screenshots left when i burn them yeah probably [Music] screw winning what is winning if we can't fill up done switch with screenshots i mean you literally filled well i guess silly snack literally filled it with your help [Music] okay you've got a shot screenshot encapsulates the greatest moments of stream never let screenshot die and you're back okay got a shot again and you're back out well everybody we're almost done with the second life i die standing oh my god you just have to let go you have to let go of screenshots you'll never move on chat oh okay we will not go quietly into the night we will not vanish without a fight [Music] you cannot beat our determination right now if this continues i win okay you've got one more life chat buckle in for another five minutes we will live on forever in the hearts of those we leave behind doug my wife just left me and i'm going to court tomorrow to try and get custody over my son chris can you ask parks to represent me because he is a world famous attorney yes park sir will you do it the issue is you might shoot the other police cops feel bad for your storage from all the screenshots [Music] my screenshot is like an overworked like post office worker trying desperately to sort all of these hundreds of screenshots that come in every few minutes all right you've got a shot right here again technically you can beat the level oh not even close and when i say technically i really cannot emphasize enough how unlikely it is it's just absolutely not gonna happen at all 230 more seconds once again all offer you can skip right now and have a shot at winning this round if you just give up the ability to screenshot forever come on you won't get addicted just one hit i'd rather just try it just try not having screenshots forever i know the chat agrees with me can't you hear them doug we're bigger than chris snack and his family could ever be [Music] larry mango think about 25 gifted subs that is a ton thank you thank you that's super generous appreciate it man wow that was actually kind of close okay the screenshotters are pretty upset with me okay but if we do win it would be the sickest [ __ ] that's true [Music] 13 months glad to have you back streaming regularly let's go chat we are the true rng thanks montouro i mean there's a chance let's see as the timer ticks down and you get more desperate whatever i can convince you the level is beatable for all we know it's impossible and it was all rigged from the start show us it is beatable since her so confident in the skills of chris snack chris not could do it easily we can't give away our trade secrets all right i will watch this level for 1 million seconds before i give up my screenshots you can feel the timer ticking down chat only 114 the sweat it's starting to pour down you're starting to question your morals oh no should i give up screenshots maybe it is worth it i can't let chris snack win maybe i should just vote yes on this poll [Music] can you hear the people synced up singing a song of angry screenshots it is the music of a people who will not lose screenshots again boy would feel good to win sure would feel good to win that one man we could take a screenshot screenshots on my own switch afterwards it doesn't have to be undoubtedly cannot exist without the other [Music] jesus take the wheel 65 seconds if you give up screenshots forever i'll also offer you [Music] what would you want we'll do a screenshot stream we just do a funeral for screenshots and we honor them 30 seconds chad this might be your last chance to escape the sweat is dripping the panic is setting in the crowds you can hear them angry knowing that chris snack could win all you have to do is give up screenshots forever [Music] jesus take the wheel twitch chat loses round two [Music] snack families on the board [Music] but you still have your screenshots [Music] your will is stronger than i expected we will always have our screen shots one day one day me and the snack brothers we'll break your spirit [Music] starting right now round three it's currently one to one we've both won a round the chris snack family is kicking some ass and they're warmed up three two one they're live [Music] starting with my boy chris [Music] it's a tie game let's go let's go [Music] hop skip and a jump i'm skipping a jump that sounds like a chris snack kind of level what on earth [Music] i can't do that [Music] why is it an auto scroll okay i'm skipping no give him a shot maybe a long jump maybe a long jump no okay no we're skipping this is called one class was the good money money money money money money money you've got to jump he has got to jump [Music] he's not okay he is jumping but just very infrequently for some reason oh my god you can do it how is this easy this is the hardest level i've ever seen in my life but you know what they can't do take a screenshot of me straight up to the dark teeth if chris snack plays the best mario maker of his life that's fine because there's no way twitch chat can do any better no way twitch chat is up the snack family earned zero wins if you get a single win you take round three [Music] because i will literally run out of screenshots again you you have to pace yourself all right you've got to defeat two hop chomps there oh man you think of the 50 subs my god jesus take the wheel oh my god you lost the fire flower now you're stuck in the middle of a bunch of oh my god this looks insane stand in the ashes of a chilling deleted screenshots and ask the ghost of bullying matters [Music] you're skipping smart choice this looks impossible [Music] uh little mango wait that's like a hundred subs [Music] hey can we get a few screenshots in the chat for lara mango for gifting 100 freaking subs thank you very much dude [Music] all right and now stop spamming screenshots and play the best [ __ ] mario maker of your life i'm skipping you're gonna have four more lives [Music] thank you again lero [Music] you're live in five four three two one if you can beat this one you win the round lamb's castle of dome do you mean doom no he meant dome okay you got a star hey one of my buddies is doing a subwoofer i know it's disrespectful to talking run out of time outside run out timer time no shoot my shot for him anyway you could host mr underscore valdo when you end but how are we supposed to play the best mario maker if we're not spamming screenshot i don't understand oh well played well played geez 25 more subs thank you thank you thank you [Music] why do you keep getting levels where you just walk through enemies in a star [Music] okay you can still die oh my god [Music] this is exactly what happened last time this is exactly what happened you won the first round chris snack won the second you won the third and then you suddenly start playing like insane people like professional mario maker players and going nuts you have no skip and this is an auto scroll called mushy's adventure going to create an ai that becomes south away we can pawn him out on snack and he will be chuck's best friend i already did he's just taking a long time to learn what the hell is this level [Music] uh raspberry i don't want to set a precedent that i would like take money for hosts but i hope he has a great subathon [Music] are you having like do anything is there anything that you're actually doing here [Music] you can't even see what's happening [Music] yeah i want another tongue that'd be cool [Music] guys we aren't screenshotting enough we need to give a funding cap smile [Music] what what was the point of any of that what was the point why don't i get levels like this there's no point to anything that he designed what are these levels why does this keep happening why at the end of round three do you just get the easiest [ __ ] in the world i don't understand [Music] why did the music swell why did the music get dramatic when you went into a pipe nothing makes sense chris snack deserves that [Music] okay this you're gonna die this you're gonna die okay all right all right we finally found your kryptonite [Music] oh all right i mean i'll i'll play i'll play here i'll play some undertale but there's no [ __ ] way there's no [ __ ] way you [Music] why is there a checkpoint after two goombas oh all right so what you're saying is six lives no skips you're done [Music] silly snacks took hundreds of screenshots [Music] okay kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him what on earth is okay god how many goombas do i have to send it you i'm losing dozens of goombas i'm sending my best soldiers at you all right that's swimming so much as you take them out for trying to take away on screenshots okay up here these are the navy seals of goombas okay these guys are vicious you have no shot [Music] smart play [Music] three more [Music] gotta time that well [Music] it's a tough tough little block i mean krishnak could do it but for you guys seems pretty hard [Music] no go to detention last chance does this inspiring undertale music guide you past this piranha plant [Music] thanks scrambling [Music] [Applause] [Music] and the streak is dead fortunately he didn't go on some insane rampage like last time that was still pretty goddamn good twitch chat does win number three you're up two to one if you can win this next round you take the entire battle and you are officially not only better than random inputs you are better than the entire ai family of chris snack [Music] god i need some bad ass music you know what i'm whip i'm whipping out i'm whipping out themex i'm not willing for us to go down three to one again we can't just repeat history all right we've got to be better and smarter and faster and stronger that's what i promised the snack family they know how to swim they know how to sleep they don't want to be chaotic they know how to move left they have everything they need chris snacks up first [Music] history is determined by the screenshotters i'm going to program chris snack to learn to burn down screenshots you're gonna print them out and then burn them come on it was something good underground human meat facility that's what chris snack was founded on god damn it he can't do this he can't do this there's no way [Music] i mean he was born in the meat facility molded by it i have to skip i have to skip [Music] i was hoping you could get the mushroom okay i'm skipping okay i'm skipping the meat facility this is it three lives let's knock out two or three levels actually chris snack hate my grandma not my son and her dog for some reason i like this it's a swimming level okay could swim snack clutch it out for us god no come on come on chris chris you just try swimming chris oh my god [Music] oh he's literally gonna be stuck [Music] hey chris can swim a little bit but but not enough and he keeps panicking [Music] okay one moment have a wonderful thanksgiving [Music] thanks jasmine and devil go back to the meat facility no i want to win this challenge in a swimming level if there's one way that i want to win it's by swimming but first he needs to die [Music] this might take a while [Music] because the fireballs are not high enough [Music] i mean i it's not that he's gonna win but i thought he would at least die oh my god [Music] dropping by to root for mecca chris pratt i might just i might just bomb it i might just might just end it for the content you create it helps me survive very stressful times i thought that it is time to give something back hey damn thanks for that touching message i really appreciate it i'm happy my stuff could help out my high quality content could help you out [Music] thank you liro all right we've got a hundred for god dammit this is [Music] [Music] all right i mean i i do i just kill him i guess it's only 100 it's only two more minutes i think i might just uh look the last time this happened okay last time we had a battle like this we lost cause chris snack couldn't swim i hate to say putting him out to pasture once again [Music] and we're bringing in a ringer i'm bringing in his brother swim snack whose entire being and livelihood and childhood was founded on swimming on swimming past obstacles if there's anyone any ai that could do this it is swim snack come on god he's incredible look at that breaststroke look at his breasts chat [Music] come on keep going you have to swim harder you have to oh my god too low too low [Music] oh god okay i've got one more shot swim snack this is this was your entire purpose for living i adopted it and raised you for this one moment which is to swim to the end of this level you're lousy oh my god no no no keep swimming hot no you've got use your breaststroke keep going keep going this is it this is it he's the michael phelps of mario he's oh my god swim more do it for your brother remember your brother keeps wanna keep swimming jesus christ just swim more now drop now drop in now drop in oh my god he's doing it there are so many fireballs no swim snack you had one job oh swim stack i should have put in sleepy snack sleepy could have done it all right zero levels on the board you have to beat one and you win the entire snack family challenge [Music] like we said we stand a sleepy king i just woke up is it like three in the morning [Music] if you don't beat any it's a tie we run it back underworld that sounds brutal there's gonna be goblins and ogres [Music] okay i see i see koopas there's at least enemies [Music] okay [Music] all right chad are you gonna play it safe and skip [Music] where do you go for it [Music] no skip running it back very [Music] confident the jokes aside i also wanted to thank you for the great times you give us all sorry it takes much thank you hey thanks dragon boy you are welcome [Music] wins this round i just know we can get him into the marvel universe's slap glory if you guys lose this then swim snap could get a marvel movie part guys go in the pipe jesus christ it's poop love you thanks to you guys it's a stationary pipe what are we doing here come on there you go now you have to rump oh my god there's a giant gap is that a pit to your death no it's not more enemies more enemies more enemies please tell me that's not the only enemy okay there's another another three oh god they're coming at you oh chat you're stuck in a corner with three deadly goombas this level's pretty brutal what's consensus [Music] you did well you gave it a good shot [Music] okay skipping this you've got three lives beat one round you win the whole thing [Music] [Applause] [Music] auto mario technical be an auto level be an auto level it is an auto level [Music] okay hopefully right out of the start you got the star kind of late if you run out of it soon these enemies will stop you please tell me there's more enemies oh my god there's a cap jump into that thing yes there's only one second oh you have to be super fast all right all right let me let me just let me just set the stage here if you guys cannot do anything you would win the level it's an auto level which means you have to just sit there which means [Music] if you just sit there and screenshot you would actually win could twitch chat seal the victory by doing literally nothing except taking pictures no no emote only [Music] so far nobody's moved to muscle until right there oh one person in the chat betrayed you [Music] and that's the round tie game it looks like you love your screenshots but just not quite enough [Music] all right technically chris snack 3 2.0 is dead so we gotta create chris snack 3.0 uh how about okay the difference between chris snack 2.0 and 3.0 is that chris snack 3.0 has a chance of farting by taking screenshots infinitely it's like a 1 in 1 000 of him literally stopping everything that he's doing forever and just taking screenshots hope you are feeling better thanks holography i'm gonna feel even better once chris snack takes this round oh that's loud krishnak 3.0 arise [Music] this is still round three [Music] sorry still round four [Music] all right snack family's up let's do this one slash two yeah the fart variables for fun this looks good [Applause] [Music] is real loud but i don't care you know who else is loud chris [ __ ] snack 3.0 it's a template level is it a good thing or a bad thing [Music] no he has to move left okay he has to move left but there's this is why i added a panic remember there's like a one in 100 chance that he panics and just goes left for a long time so chris snack 3.0 could actually get out of this see he panicked and now he can rub out of here all right now a second chance [Music] hello hello okay he panicked again all right stop panicking hey we're we're back at the beginning you gotta there we go all right [Music] okay let's go chris snack all right and we're back at the beginning you gotta okay here we go it's rumpo he's panicking a lot [Music] chris snack i think he's freaked out because i killed his two brothers look i won't i promise i'll be okay yes here we go here we go you don't have to worry about me just focus on getting over this ledge this is so loud we saved a video we don't have space for that [Music] oh he's oh he's [ __ ] he's taking pictures okay he's he's perm he's not [Music] okay he hit the fart mode he's just trying to take screenshot videos dude i need to stop this do i just kill him do i just kill him or do i skip do i skip to stop him from taking all these screenshots i don't know if i could take um he's taking like 10 videos i don't need this i think i skip am i allowed to kill him and just start the level over maybe i swap in silly snack is silly snack able to do this level skipping won't stop this well i'd recreate them that's why okay uh chris snack 3.0 oh i have really bad news for you i know you've dreamed since birth of becoming a videographer that's not what i paid you for [Music] okay chris snack 3.0 is dead the good news i'm watching doug doug in my very own house more exciting than the day we moved in we're bringing in silly snacks come on silly snack come on queen i know you can do this she's just gonna spam constantly but i actually think she can maybe get in [Applause] [Music] because she jumps a lot [Music] yes yes queen oh queen all right this is going perfectly [Music] i literally have not played a game today what are you basing that off of [Music] all right silly snacks slow okay get up there get up there yes oh my god yes oh queen i stan a silly queen why'd you go backwards [Music] no silly keep going [Music] [Applause] [Music] his parents are sending him to boarding school [Music] okay just go a little more left little more left [Music] she generally moves right but only by a very small amount this almost impossible skip it i just want to get over this this thing right here i feel like she could do it [Music] okay okay okay okay okay come on silly come on silly [Music] do it for swim snack god damn it oh queen [Music] silly's working for us silly has taken so many screenshots [Music] god she's so quirky and perfect do i wait [Applause] [Music] i feel like i have to wait okay right here over here queen [Music] yes [Music] she's so perfect she's allied with chat i mean she is literally taken hundreds more screenshots than you i i get why you stand here [Music] god she's perfect this is a two we have another five minutes of this okay yes when she gets over this little hump thing right here it gets gets past that ten coin over there then i'm willing to skip but at least one yes yes yes queen okay keep going [Music] oh [Music] oh don't worry chris snack just got sent to a nice farm he is fine that bang sound was the car leaving to take him to the farm yeah we've loud cars um okay i need to make her snag 4.0 on an unrelated note to the car slamming um like it or not this is peak performance this is what a real gamer looks like okay crew snack 4.0 will take screenshots instead of pictures it'll say fart with that being said [Music] awaken chris snack [Music] 4.0 [Music] [Applause] i'm skipping i still got three lives why is he already taking pictures no no no no no no no no he's already farting no this is supposed to be a one in one thousand is he gonna play oh my god okay he's [ __ ] worthless i'm bringing in swim snack for 2.0 [Music] and swim snacks live ghost when snack too high too high okay i'm bringing in silly snack i need the whole fam silly you need to get that little shell on your head and then shoot all the goombas go silly snack [Music] oh my god you can't run away from the power-up my god oh the snack family [Music] they can't do anything [Music] all right that's fine all that means so you guys have to win a single level to win the whole competition to prove ultimate superiority over the snack family [Music] i think you're gonna [ __ ] drop the ball chat the pressure's too high [Music] muffin time we're out of we're out of screenshots you and the snack family have collectively filled my screenshots please tell me please tell me [Music] that there's an enemy in this level so you're telling me that the entire might of the snack family all of their hard work and training since birth it's gonna lose to a music level maybe you can die snack family is tired of being pushed around they've turned against you can we listen to the music level it better be good music maybe you can jump and talk [Music] well i'm proud to announce [Music] that this is the worst song in the history of music truly a tragic day for the snack stands now don't cat jam to this it sounds like i taught chris snack to play piano god damn it and that's it chat officially wins the rematch with the snacks well played [Music] [Music] [Music] but i'm happy to announce that silly snacks finally releasing her album chat silly snacks live you guys are live why don't you take a shot together listening to her new album [Music] [Music] she's perfect [Music] yeah you're dead you want to skip she's playing too you have to also you have to coordinate with silly snacks [Music] okay think you've got four more lives how do you do this is an art boss [Music] shut up sorry i'll let you guys have your time together i'm sorry for interrupting oh my god she is such a queen [Music] yes [Music] i can see why she delays the album she's gotta get those audio levels just right we are halfway halfway through the song [Music] just i guess you are fighting silly snacks [Music] is [Music] this is [Music] oh my god what a queen that was a good one [Music] just move to the right [Music] all right i'm gonna you guys you got two more lives [Music] god her voice is so beautiful okay here's what i'm gonna do if you guys don't beat it this life you have one more and you're gonna play with the entire snack family simultaneously can twitch chat and the entire snack lineage beat this [Music] [Applause] [Music] silly snack is holding us back unbelievable that you would say that after all silly snack is done for this family [Music] sing along to the national anthem all right just die yeah it's silly snack you guys don't seem to be coordinating very well it's the worst song i've ever heard tonight millions will die how dare you well um for this final life i am booting up chris snack silly snack sleepy snack swim snack go chat can you in the whole snack family beat this level maybe it just requires unison [Music] [Music] um [Music] also we will beat this you can do it together keep going [Music] go to the right oh no oh [Music] at least the music was beautiful right [Music] they basically already are this is going to take too long there's a thousand of these it's still going dirt thank you for this all right we're gonna we're gonna go through these in rows look at all these memories [Music] ah i like that it said you can only have a max of 1000 but then it says there's 1033 so somehow you guys still jammed 33 more in there before the switch could be like stop like get out of here um these are all our beautiful screenshots from god you guys took a lot of screenshots of that robot [Music] this is this is like mostly what you were doing i think can we watch some of the videos sure i think they're like one second okay this is the this is the sand level that we sat at for a while this is the pipes level it's a lot of the pipes level oh i think this is when wait this is when sleepy snack woke up so sleepy snack got in you guys i'm hanging out with people who are all obsessed with screenshots up there was was silly snack this was sleepy snack chris snack took the videos here's silly snack at the beginning silly snack took like 300 pictures just of this one level [Music] i think you guys paid off the snack family no dug dug ally would take this many screenshots oh god i think we're almost there oh here here's the e from last time chris snack will be played by chris platt in the upcoming mario movie [Music] great job everybody one terabyte micro sd card i do have like an extra one that i'll put in for next time [Music] jeez [Music] make it fart i don't know how to trigger a sound effect in python but i could probably figure it out [Music] see how long it takes you to fill i don't know how i don't know how big does it show the storage anywhere it's my big day okay i can't see it happy birthday weed i assume that must take a long last time that was certainly a stream i think that we can all agree today was technically a stream yeah there's probably an easy way to play audio we'll do that in the future it'll be fun um i am going to call it for today i know it's not a super long stream but i've been really tied up with stuff the past week so i'm still kind of behind on things i'm going to call a little early but today was really fun thanks for hanging out today everybody the ongoing battle between twitch chat and stupid ais continues to be exhilarating now it's actually really fun thanks for hanging out i appreciate it there's a new video on youtube if you haven't seen it but i assume you have because you're here [Music] love you dog [Music] all right [Music] thanks catalyst [Music] next part chris snacks funeral nah he'll come back [Music] i'm gonna raid lincus [Music] of the new pokemon games just came out which sound fun hey as a reminder please be respectful during raids please don't spam uh excessively or actually at all please don't spam links has gone insane all right it'll be good oh he's been streaming for nine and a half hours uh yo please be respectful and nice give him some love for his pokemon challenge should be fun um yeah probably streaming soon-ish i don't know [Music] hit f5 to ensure the views count i don't know what you mean [Music] love to stay in rave but i don't want any spoilers yeah fair enough [Music] all right night everybody see you next time hopefully soon good night [Music]

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someone if you need them go kitty thing for the prime janovan creating the prime is um chat chat you know how sometimes in life people grow and and people change you know and they they choose to go down different paths in life and you know you know maybe they find out something's not for them or maybe there's things maybe there's outside things that I'm not breaking up with you I don't know how to say this I feel like no it sounds worse uh stop shaking Taylor's leaving us not Taylor chat Christine is leaving us okay she's no longer working for me she's focusing on some other things in life and she's going that route no Christine's in Cherry no she is sad it's a good thing I don't want you guys to be sad be happy chat Drake's in chat for Christine now until I replace Christine which I have someone I have sent a job offer to someone already um until I replace Christine expect if you ordered a necklace or if you won a prize it's gonna be a while before you get that okay just be chill it'll it'll come it'll all come everything will get it'll get there Who's Gonna Mail us stuff so quickly uh we'll figure it out um but now you guys know okay don't be sad unionized christines what does that even what is that what does that even mean who's going to set up Tech now chat I just said I'll hire somebody else we can't replace Christine but we can replace her job do we get Zion in the breakup no this isn't we didn't break up we're not broken up okay no no mind chat I need Zion chat so guys guys she's not dead she'll still be in the Discord she'll still be in chat sometimes sign left the Discord oh did you guys bully him that's not ideal I'm a child of divorce what I wouldn't anyone ever think Christine and I were dating she's literally right there in chat she's saying I'm still here what is happening chat you're gaslighting yourself I keep telling you ah that she's here and you guys are acting like she's not she's gone um anyway it's so exciting she's doing way cooler things in life and uh we chat are just spamming little Froggies Mr flower thank you for the prime Logitech thank you for the four Tara span thinking of the 15. ybc big Camp thinking of the 20. uh me me Coast Revenge thank you for the 16. um Christine thank you for the 11. Jeff thank you for the prime human human skid mark is a crazy name thank you for the two a Coast Safety 11. um yeah maybe someday shelio hop maybe someday who will leave us next Taylor or Coots okay guys you guys clearly have some abandonment issues okay this is not on me this is a hundred percent on you guys how's everything going uh Epsilon t for the prime everything is fine lemon cake thank you for the 28 months everything Fair everything is um I don't know how can you say it's fine I don't know I lost a whole month I lost I know I lost whole month I lost a whole week of productivity because I was just dealing with internet trolls and then uh it's weird because you have internet trolls that are uh trolling you because they have like naked photos of you but then there's internet trolls that are trolling you because of your response to the naked photos of you and it's like oh wow okay can I just breathe um so it's just been a long it's been a long week so I'm sorry that I haven't streamed I just genuinely didn't think I could uh mental health check merch um Sergio I think for the 14 months I think you know you're at a mental health low and you have to be in sub-only mode human skin mark thank you for gifting a sub um but I lost a like lost quite a bit of time um uh big lad way no thank you for the sub I lost quite a bit of time last week just dealing with so much right um I super thank you for the 10. to even like wake up this freaking morning and the stories on like Daily Mail on Normie Snapchat and it's like can I can this go away yet can this go away yet uh Sula poke thank you for the sub yeah so I got a text from these people that I used to work at the bakery with me I got a text from Ludwig's sister and it's like geez Louise it's like it's expanded to Normie culture and it's like can this stop uh Xander thank you for the 10 months or whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Xander thank you for the 10 gifted sorry um so yeah I'm sorry that I took so much time off Kata McKeon thank you for the sub thank you guys for all the subs thank you for being so nice uh with me uh taking so much time off um ten dollars I am I was able to work quite a bit yesterday I think I probably worked like God at least 14 15 hours yesterday so that was good my brain is completely fried so this stream is going to be kind of low energy I hope everyone's okay with that mobile anti-thinker the prime and then tomorrow Ray will be over and we'll be decorating cakes I might go live early in the morning tomorrow just to decorate a cake before Rey comes over um but it's gonna be chill I have no energy I don't know what's going on the last two days I've had none uh maybe my period's starting soon who knows um but yeah for those of you who missed Rey's stream that we did together raise my co-host for the streamer Awards you guys excited oh thank you Carmen think of eight months head Rose thank you for the five I appreciate that the streamer Awards is a little over a month out how crazy is that huh think of the three months yeah it was fun I hope you guys enjoyed it um but yeah Rey is my co-host and I'm very excited um I think as I've gotten to know Ray we've we've clicked a little more and I'm always so um I'm so hard to click with people because I'm highly anxious that it's uh feels like a relief kind of um but yeah I haven't sent out any invites to the streamer Awards yet so I'm just throwing that out there in case um offline chat was guessing which one amount of story you're going to tell next yeah I know my stories are very repetitive um Scarlet Moon thank you the 11 months um soccer back kid think of the sub if you've heard any streamers like being like am I am I gonna get invited to that or whatever um I haven't sent out invites yet so in case I'm just throwing that out there because sometimes you guys are my best effort of like telling people what's going on so I'm like just in case you hear someone complaining or they and but then if they end up like not getting invited then I guess it's worse we'll just see what happens uh it's hard without nominations to decide yeah I have to that's the thing is I'm waiting thank you PK and soccer back can't think of the sub and maybe Miranda thank you for the three um I will tell the otters in the otter Channel please Jello if you would let the Otters know that they will not be invited stream words no I'm waiting kind of for nominations to be more solidified before I invite people because then I can get an idea of how many extra seats I'll have and stuff like that so it's a little slower this year true Sally's thinking of gifting a sub mean I think for the 14 months last year I was just freaking inviting everyone I was like whatever um which I should still be able to invite everyone that came last year I think we'll see but just throwing that out there Bell thank you for the nine months wow oh I put liquid IV in this water bottle look Christine got me this isn't it cute chat it changes when the water is cold um I put liquid IV in this water and I got to the bottom where it wasn't mixed all the way why are you guys smoking oh you're saying because Mina foreign don't say everything reminds me of her guys She's Not Dead I would like to remind you that she is not dead so is Rey not eligible for awards no Rey is not eligible for Words quack thank you for the 10 months quack I hope you're doing okay I'm sorry to any and all of uh hrx editors I can't it's probably a bit of a stressful situation for you all but I'm sure he'll be back in fine um are you not eligible for words no trade in thank you for the 15 months next year can she get nominated uh yeah if we don't if she's not my co-host next year um also people are asking if I'm gonna play Harry Potter oh my God Jarvis thank you for the 25 gifted that's very kind of you thank you so much Jesus Jarvis is rich maybe Carl think of the six months uh Maya can be nominated yeah no I'm dating Hassan I've been meaning to tell you guys it's me um ah Kenny thank you for the six months do I get to vote to nominate no no I'm I don't wait what wait do you get a vote you can nominate yeah I can't I think I had a stroke I don't really know what that meant uh Kenny cat lady thinking of the six months B rocket thank you for the two um cool very cool anyway like I was saying people are asking if I play the Harry Potter game because if you watch my stream for uh more than um a minute I think you know I'm a massive Harry Potter fan I have loved Harry Potter for like ever um and I'm sad because I don't think I can play it it looks so fun what makes it problematic um it makes problematic well there's a lot of arguments here Michael scan you think of the two months um it's problematic as the same way as um yes um it's the same as listening to like Michael Jackson music or like um uh who's another Chris Brown it's like the the Creator behind it is a bad person JK Rowling unfortunately is a bad person um which is sad because a lot of us spent our lives like growing up and reading Harry Potter Harry Potter was a huge thing for me uh I think I've like talked about it before you know my parents got divorced when I was young Harry Potter was like the only thing I look forward to um I was a broke ass [ __ ] and we went to the Dollar Theater and I probably saw a Sorcerer's Stone like a thousand times um because it that came out around the same time my parents were getting a divorce and so I would just get a dollar and go to the Dollar movies with uh the other kids in the neighborhood and that's that would be how you didn't have to listen to fighting and it was nice and that was my childhood um the sad thing is um Jay caroling's a bad person so that sucks um she's a very shitty shitty person however the interesting thing I think what's happened is JK Rowling is very hateful and what's happened is this group of other people have become hateful at people playing a video game that honestly I don't even think JK Rowling is a part of she just owns the IP um that's that's the interesting thing that was my thought she's a billionaire even if this even if this game sold to zero people she would still be a billionaire she would still be a billionaire everybody without this game she would still be a billionaire without the Harry Potter Parks she would still be a billionaire there's nothing any of us can do to get her to stop being a billionaire uh Cave Nomi thank you for the seven months um that's why in my brain I thought it would be more productive to number one if you're gonna play the game at least use it as a like Trojan Horse maybe that's the wrong uh example but like use the game as a means to say yo we're going to raise money for the Trevor Project or something like that um I even talked about um I even talked about like oh there's going to be an ad in 15 seconds if you don't want to see the ad user Prime um I haven't talked about I got offered a sponsor for this and I was like guys what if I took the sponsor and then just donated the sponsor money to a charity that supports trans people because then I'm literally taking money directly from the source like I'm I'm taking it out of her wallet and I'm literally giving it to someone else but then I was like No it's it's it's too problematic to take the sponsor so I did not take the sponsor I said no um not again not that it'd make a difference um uh uh Klutz muffins thing for the prime Leah Gia thank you for the two months Misa schizo thank you for the prime uh know me thank you for the the seven and neon thank you for the 10. sputting thank you for the three months oh Anton I sent you that message and then I saw your reply and then I forgot to reply to it until I just saw your name in chat I'm just re-subbing I don't care well I know you weren't re-summing to like get my attention but it did get my attention uh Neo Nino think of the Prime Hassan's femboy I think of the 19. yeah I think it would have been a more productive use of time because it is a game that people are gonna play anyway I think it would have been a more productive use of time to to Rally a bunch of streamers that wanted to play it and use it for good like I said the Trevor Project or something of the sort because how good would it feel if it's like this game is already huge instead of my brain being like Hogwarts Legacy transphobia my brain would be Hogwarts Legacy helping the trans community like that would be sick like and so it sucks that it feels like it feels like the vast majority preferred to instead turn it into attack instead of what what is the best thing we can do in this situation what is the best thing we can do um foreign and the best thing to do would be to raise awareness on the positive side instead of a lot of people genuinely this sounds crazy but I say this because I was on the phone with my sister today I was on the phone with my sister today and I was I was talking about this game and she was like what's wrong with JK Rowling and I'm like oh she's transphobic she said some awful things and like a lot of people did not know that she's a bad person and isn't that better that they don't know because then they don't know the hate that she's saying like it's fine okay essentially it's good like she's like a preacher you know what I'm saying she's a preacher and so it's like the more people that look up to her and she says these awful things is the higher chance of those people like listening to her so it's better that no one gives her attention for being a transphobic crazy person it's better that people just like she Fades into the background and we don't care about JK Rowling we just care about Harry Potter because I guarantee you every single time a Harry Potter movie came out I was never thinking man JK did it again oh as weird as any I feel like you get to a point where you separate it so it's like Hogwarts Legacy comes out everyone's like Hogwarts Legacy but now since everyone's like been so yeah I'm conflicted by it too I just wish she wasn't such a piece of [ __ ] genuinely that's the only thing that's my only thing is I'm like man she sucks thank you she just sucks thank you guys for all the subs this is so many Subs geez Louise sorry I'm just ranting at this point um base sentiment yeah well guys this is so many Subs oh it's because I'm in sub only I'm sorry for being in someone for the record anybody watching I'm on sub only because sometimes you know what your mental capacity can handle in my mental capacity and my limit is like this let me explain to you something my therapist explained to me once and it might help folks at home because I've had enough therapy at this point I'm a therapist that's a disclaimer I'm not actually I was making a joke this is parody this is parody guys why is paint not coming up when I search for it guys why is my computer Frozen guys paint is the only app I use ever fixed it guys I fixed it all right this is how your brain works when you are handling a lot of [ __ ] imagine your brain is this bucket okay here's your bucket that's a pretty good bucket if you ask me she's an artist okay I'm just going to add some more detail because I just want my bucket to be kind of nice like not too nice but like definitely nicer than like your guys's buckets you know like I don't know make that clear I need some like wood grain oh wow that's pretty good do you guys think what do you think about it be honest that's pretty good you guys weren't for sure about my bucket I've never seen a brown bucket well that's because I grew up in a cottage I grew up in a cottage and I had we have Cottage buckets so it's made of wood Dia smack do not anyway this is your this is your brain and sometimes in life we all have this spigot right here okay there's our little spigot and of course it's got a little knobby on it you know not Catalina's dog but a little knob okay and and every once in a while especially if I were to explain my entire life this thing is already full if you've watched me for a long time you know I've been through some [ __ ] I've had my fair share of traumas however it's not necessary to go backwards we'll just think of the last week okay that's what we're going to focus on so is drippage it's dripping it's like damn your friend was looking at something they shouldn't have yuck and it's dripping and then it's man your friend was paying for something they shouldn't have been looking of yuck ooh then it's can you be friends with this person anymore and it's like oh my God and then it's this has been platformed and and now it's it's spreading like like I need a better one watch this this is gonna be Wicked chat watch I'm a pro watch this though transparent huge it's spreading like wildfire and now instead of it being an isolated incident it's just like man this this drippage has gone from a drippage to a whole ass pouring faucet because then you're like man all of these insensitive people on the internet I'm gonna go live and show them what raw pain and emotion feels like and then they're like lol this [ __ ] is stupid I'm gonna make fun of her for that too and then you're like [ __ ] and then you have sponsors that are like oh I don't know if I want to work with her because when I Google her porn comes up and then you have your Mormon family that's never heard of your job reaching out to you because they saw you in a picture of porn and then you have people they used to work with sending you pictures of your porn and then you have people from your high school that have never heard of you doing what you do now saying oh my gosh is this you and then you have like your boyfriend's sister looking at a picture of you on Snapchat crying and your bucket just gets really freaking full and then you have the body dysmorphia aspect of it where you're like holy [ __ ] I'll never be that skinny holy [ __ ] my boobs don't look like that hold holy [ __ ] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then this is your [ __ ] bucket that's my bucket my bucket's full and we can't get a bigger bucket because we only have this brain that's all we have that's all I've got is this right here I only have one bucket hiking Margo think you're the prime Vince think of the Prime and it's just too much water it's just too much so the whole reason I drew this whole picture is this will happen chat sometimes your bucket will be full um and it will feel like it just keeps swelling but there's only so much you can do about it and you can't really do anything about it sometimes besides you can go to therapy and what therapy will do is sometimes they'll like put a little cork in here and they'll drain some water they'll say oh let's get some water out of here but then something else will plug it up or whatever and that's how the world Works um and that's that's life and so I am that is why we're in sub only mode is what all of this was to say is because honestly chat I don't think I can handle another drip in my bucket I really don't think I can handle more more drips in my bucket um so I'm sorry that I'm in sub-only mode is what that whole rant was for I'm sorry because I feel bad I feel bad being in um suddenly mode it hasn't drained since I was about six but I'll figure it out uh Colton thing for the year uh CM helical the prime our ner anyway um taking little sips from the bucket I just I don't know there's I think uh in this job specifically it's very easy Ella you're here Ella durs has a heart murmur did you see that sorry guys Ella works at the vet office I go to I took him into the Vet I told Chad this before I took my cat into the Vet because he had a limp and then he goes to the vet all of a sudden the limp is gone the vet's like I don't see a limp but he's got a heart murmur and I'm like what the [ __ ] so now he has to go to a Cardiologist he has to go to a little kitty cardiologist which stresses me out um anyway I wasn't there that day but I heard really isn't that crazy he'll be okay all right Ella says he'll be okay so he'll be okay I also need to take kutson to get neutered soon but I don't really want to but I probably should do it while I can do it uh the place Ella Works instead of just like another place and I don't know that balls it'll be spading just do it before she gets her heat period um don't want to repeat about having Arya though well I don't have a cat that's gonna get or pregnant who's gonna get Coots pregnant ndw think of the sub clay I think of the year it's much more expensive once I get older I'm scared Coots has a boyfriend but it will lower the risk of Health complications wait what neutering them sorry chat we're learning about cats real quick Ella said oh getting them neutered will lower the risk of cancer and stuff does that work for humans yeah go get fixed when do I have to get her neutered can I get her neutered after the streamer Awards I'm just like so busy right now that I'm scared I can't take more water in my bucket that'll stress me out plus there's to go to a Cardiologist five to six months old I think how old is she she's almost a year is that a problem am I in trouble oh anytime after six months Ella said it's okay all right Ella said it's okay chat qdc poggies one Cutie wait did we get QTC two added back why do I have so many viewers I'm so boring no damn it uh all right chat as soon as as soon as I get a new assistant that that's the first job it's gonna be really cool uh Ethan think of the two months shut up Axel thank you for the five gifted that's huge Optics ain't think you're the prime uh you are my after work vibe oh we have followers almost emotes too what's qc2 it's in the it's in the Discord well having your old assistant she said she um wants to become a skydiving instructor so she quit it's actually huge I support it Coptic saying thief of the prime age fun theme to six I'm here because I ran out of podcasts you're on I uploaded it so it's ready to be added you uploaded it what does that mean uh-huh uh-huh yes wow ndw thank you for the 50 gifted that's such a good song oh it's so good man she can hit those notes she can hit those notes she is good I don't know who that is singing though but she is good thank you Andy ndw 2012 thank you very much for those 50 gifted chili thank you for the 25 World Tour when I don't know guys I'm actually struggling we're gonna do some work today is that okay with you guys do you guys have your office suits on do you have your suits oh wait someone just redeemed A Gifted sub um I am struggling chat I'm struggling to find um music performers I I have a few people messaged and we're chilling we're chilling to see um BB no money can't actually he was one of the people I messaged uh Jai thank you the 11 months will I realize chat music performers cost a lot of Monies I got an offer L I think of the 15. Kendrick thank you for this um abworks thank you for the three months I okay so last year last year happened to stream rewards I was like yo do you want to perform the stream rewards and then someone would be like yeah I do I'm like okay how much how much money do you want hmm I don't know what the rate should be and they'd be like oh like maybe my flight hotel in like like 500 bucks I'm like okay whatever you know like just trying to help trying to do the thing uh anyway I find like this D list uh uh musician uh maybe d-list is Harsh anyway and I try to get a quote from them and they're like half a mil for one song I was like what no not T-Pain you guys wouldn't guess who it is it's no one in the space but I was like what the [ __ ] isn't that crazy isn't that absurd for one song isn't absurd no way that's standard yeah it's Big Time Rush it was Big Time Rush um I didn't I'm like oh no thanks so anyway I think we're just gonna put karaoke on and let extra Emily do her thing like what the [ __ ] it's so it's so strange because uh um I I don't know I don't I I don't know I think last year it was more of like a uh it was kind of like a community thing like I said it was like yo who wants to perform and I obviously I'm gonna pay people their rates like if they have a rate like I'm gonna pay your rate um I don't even know what joke you're talking about for the use of five um but anyway I just thought I thought that was crazy um I I've asked T-Pain I haven't gotten confirmation back but yeah hash is dead think of the two years um happened at the Grammys wait what happened to the Grammys the hard thing is is I need to find people that have um oh you guys are saying dmca exactly that's why it's important to have people that have their own music like coaster and sortaway or Ari last year or like uh TJ saying legends never die which riots right to homie um what else did we have why am I forgetting one oh we had Mitch Jones huge um so yeah I don't know ask doctor disrespect I don't think I could have him perform seeing as though he's banned on Twitch I think that would be a bit of an issue you know who I really want to chat this is why I genuinely would love to have performed I want I want this kid I really want this kid to perform [Music] hi you guys are saying get him on I don't know how I don't know how number one yeah I don't think that's his music number two I joined I joined his Discord because I was like maybe I could message him on Discord and it's in a different language so it's not it's not happening he's out of our budget chat he's simply out of our budget he does that every time someone runs an award um have you thought about dual streaming on Rey's channel to get both twitch and YouTube um it just becomes messy because of sponsors and stuff because she has astrotech thing for the 10 gifted because she has like uh agreements with certain brands and stuff like that that it could just get crazy but so yeah we thought about it but astrotech thank you for the 10 gifted I appreciate that together ask Jay he's on my list I haven't been able to ask him but he's on my list I'm just I'm just like man I'm just stressed true get posty guys if that one person who is less famous than post Malone cost 500k then I promise you post Malone costs more than that unless I was just getting like um scammed or something but yeah that's not gonna work Porter Robinson is on tour maybe post Malone would do it for the passion okay if one of you are friends with post Malone please text him see if he would do it for the passion I'll sing this 50 gifted song okay good idea um Murray thank you the four months I would hope at some point this Show's big enough that you know I could drop 500k on a musical performer but I just can't imagine I can't imagine that'll ever happen I'm like how did the freaking game awards get Halsey how was that had to have been like two mil oh yeah and hoser hoiser hoser Salon I think for the four months corv's husband's Zoom performance I thought about doing that with um uh iron Mouse but I didn't I didn't know how The Wiggles would be really cool they do it for exposure I don't think they do I don't think they do that no thank you for the 16 months though Drake is one to three mil plus what the heck for one song green into waifu thank you for the the sub how much did twitch pay for was it Meg the stallion cutie I know people who are friends and families with the Wiggles okay will you ask them if they'll perform I I asked Bella porch we have to like ask her a label you can't just ask her it's very confusing battle panties think of the sub huh no no it's gonna be four great question though Maya mxm tune would be so hype I don't know who that is but I'm sure they would be well it's not thinking of the nine months I don't I think we'll pass I think we'll pass there um m x m tune they stream too [Music] um she streamed OverWatch and Among Us in 2020. young gravy and BB no money are very familiar with the same I already asked BB no money he can't uh chat you say Dojo cat like I have a way to talk to Doja cat do performers at the Oscars get paid let's see the Oscars DNB stories every year over 3 000 people including some of Hollywood's biggest stars troop to the Dolby Theater on Hollywood Boulevard Los Angeles to celebrate the biggest night they can we Awards AKA Oscars the Dolby Theater Seats 3 400 people award show lasts three and a half hours with a record four hours and 23 minutes in 2022 or in 2002. according to Oscar's organizers in 2019 Oscars would be limited to three hour run time that honors in films We Had Each Oscar event sets to four to five performances usually included in oscar-nominated songs do magicians get paid to perform in the Oscars the answer is yes I feel like that wasn't a question Oscars is probably one of the few if not only award shows that pays its performers according to the Hollywood Reporter musical acts are paid between two thousand four hundred and five thousand wait what the [ __ ] that is so much that's so different than half a million dollars what what the heck Adele and Nora Jones received 3500 to perform nominated nominated songs how aren't the Oscars like Rich also on the side the side of this article I'm reading says Nigerian woman dragged to court for biting neighbors grown up that's pretty cool that's pretty cool actually oh I could write that down I could ask Wilbur I'll write that down with this blue marker um the Grammys the Grammys is music with the Oscars to movies do Grammy performers get paid the answer is no unlike the Oscars artists taking the stage on the music's biggest night do not get paid at all still going up on the Grammy stage performing original song comes with a lot of pricey perks according to Forbes singers and songwriters get an instant boost in their career after live performing at the gravies this is mostly reflected in ticket sales sometimes going up by over 50 percent same is also true for Grammy winners after winning her first Oscar Taylor Swift's nightly gross shot up from 125 000 to 600 000. winning her first Oscar I think about Grammy huh paid an exposure I I don't feel comfortable doing that you guys are like gaslighting me to do that I don't I don't feel comfortable I feel comfortable doing that um that's so interesting I have reached out to Hannah Montana she didn't reply um TMG would be pretty pogbed when's the last time they made a song what about Adele good idea Cody DJ's now who like Suite Life of Zack and Cody Cody live Grace that you're the prime oh Cody Cody from TMG oh it's like Cody right right right right right that's my bad a lot of people DJ Zero Zero from high coals do you mean Zero from digging up um Holes Dig It dig it up um holes Two Shoes two tokens in hand I got my back my name's caveman check out my tags the names came in I got the words wrong hear me out have you tried the Pussycat Dolls where are they even now I could definitely see Doja saying yes chat how do you want me to talk to Doja cat get Bo Burnham I think that's the last thing Bo Burnham would ever do tweet her guys I don't have the clout Pokemon is a mod and Doge's twitch what the heck next time Dojo goes live someone donate three dollar TTS and just ask her and let me know what she says okay thank you crusty sock thank you for the 14 months okay but only one of you do it because if two of you do it then it'll be really annoying and then ask her if she knows who Joe is uh Brian thank you for the eight months Jimbo Sly saved the 25. um have you tweeted out for an artist I did I haven't gone through the tweets yet but that was one thing all right chat I need your help do you ask Lily yeah I did actually Lily was my number one that I wanted to perform and I had this whole set design that I wanted like I wanted her to sing last cup of coffee and I wanted to have like a little cafe set up and it'd be really cute um but she said no and I said [Music] um my roommate can play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder Kate that person already donated Mike robot thank you for the 20 two months just hire someone off of Hollywood Boulevard specifically someone dressed as Spider-Man good idea good idea my friend's roommate can play awesome Cross Buns on a recorder okay I'm confused by this whole AI streamer thing someone in chat said are you gonna react to the Hassan AI streamer thing are we just like are we just like getting behind athene again athene is doing like the interviewing AI streamers or whatever but like athene's a a problem isn't he he's a problem what'd he do he started a cult am I crazy we watched a whole video on this yeah he is but the AI streams are hilarious oh okay well if he's put it that way I guess it's fine my phone chat I want I need to pee but I don't want to leave you alone I just feel like none of you are old enough to be in charge and I'm nervous okay I'm gonna go pee and while I go pee we're gonna take it off sub only mode while I P okay huge and you guys have a staring contest whoever stops staring loses okay okay so many of you lost foreign [Music] OT thank you for the three months you lost watch one second if I never mind I was gonna do something but I decided not to um thank you for the nine months Barbarian thank you for the sub I forgot we were playing but I think I won I don't think you won um no chat we have a in we have a meeting with T-Pain um tomorrow don't bother him don't bother people shut up chat are you going to play Hogwarts Legacy I don't know I really want to but I just don't know I wish I had the balls I wish I had the balls what if he wants half a mill then we're not doing it who would have thought suveling chat is less helpful I'm 10 hours and I feel like a little kid um I'm jealous I'm so jealous real disco Jesus say you're the prime bro you should get to go to Hogwarts if you want to I really want to I have my Slytherin sweater I've got my Slytherin robe oh God but I've seen a lot of people on Twitter that they're like I'm adding any streamer to my list of people I [ __ ] hate if they play the game and I'm like whoa jeez uh and I don't want I don't want to be on that list that's like got taken down no this is not sites these are like actual streamers I've seen because I follow quite a array of streamers due to the uh streamer Awards I like to follow a bunch of different people um and yeah um but it's like okay if I play the game later um I don't know I really want to play it I want to play it so bad uh like if I if I wait a few months and then play it then it's like oh then you like you were just trying to get out of the drama and if I play it now at least everyone else is playing it so I'm like you think I'm bad you should see blouse toys usually he has Deathly Hallows tattooed on his neck that's what I'm going to start doing false prophet think of the Prime manly toric figure the five months just start throwing other people foosly oh you think I should be playing this well have you seen E Rob it's been moist and some are all playing Hogwarts right now yeah but they're boys people aren't as mean to boys Connor eats pants is playing it he's also a boy Charlie's playing a tube well Charlie's transphobic so so that makes sense um just kidding guys I love Charlie um what if I played it and every time I die I have to that sounds bad every time I die I have to uh like give a hundred dollars to the Trevor Project but sometimes when you do that people will be like people will be like oh so you wouldn't donate otherwise and you're like what ripstream rewards budget yeah you can never win what should I do my stepsister's trans sorry my sorry I messed that up my step-brother is trans maybe I should ask him BP Jones you think of the six months can I get the pass I think take the heat now and just have an avalanche of hate I mean I have you have my past Judicus you're not trans but also playing a [ __ ] game doesn't make you transphobic listening to Thriller doesn't make you a pedophile listening to Forever on the Dance Floor doesn't make you beat up women that's not how the world Works everybody it's just not how the world works and I don't know why we started this retort that like we needed to like attack people for liking the art you can still hate the artist I don't know am I crazy cyan Mentos think of the two months zempas thank you for the 10. or would you guys would you guys hate me if I played it fearing me I'll think of the six months I realize I'm overthinking it but I just want to like know I think JK Rowling sucks guys I like Harry Potter but I think she's a bad person Michael Jackson's a bad example Michael Jackson's a thousand percent a good example he is literally a pedophile anyone who says he's not is on such copium he's dead yeah but he's a dead pedophile Hogan Logan thank you for the five gifted Ida bang save you the prime that that's what a few people said a few people were like um a few people are like well could you buy the game if JK Rowling was dead and it's like guys she's a billionaire my 60 bucks affects her as much as it would if she was dead or alive it doesn't matter like she it's just it's just Hogan long sorry I thought you were gifting us up um I'd like to see people boycott Chick-fil-A and Amazon because they don't like because life doesn't work like that she's still a billionaire but instead they do the prime wait wait wait what did that say it'd be more like if Michael Jackson said the money he makes from you listening to his music is going to support making pedophiles legal would you still lessen then well I don't think JK Rowling is doing that is she is she is she like hey with this money you're giving me I am she is what she's using her money to do what what a bad person but how would there be a trans person in the game she funds anti-trans stuff well then the argument the closest argument is like Chick-fil-A and Austin eats at Chick-fil-A once a week and he's he's gay as hell that's not trans no but I'm saying like I'm saying Chick-fil-A uses their money that they get to fund conversion camps also she didn't make the game I don't know oh this is so Gray that's why it's best to play it offline if you don't want to give it more clout guys I don't know what to tell you this there's 1.2 million people playing it me cutie Cinderella is not going to give it more clout if I wasn't live playing it you guys would already know about it anyway you would literally already know about it um I don't know what to do I want to do I love Harry Potter and I feel this I feel like and I also eat Chick-fil-A and I also still listen to Kanye West what am I supposed to do play it angrily foreign project the best uh the best option when it comes to a charity find a trans charity well I thought Trevor Project helped support that too no they do we love them does anyone have a trans flag I could hang in the background M Lawson thinking of the Prime what if I just had trans flag in the background trans flag on my face I don't even know why I'm arguing this I'm doubling down listening to Kanye West doesn't make you a Nazi playing a Harry Potter game does not make you transphobic period the end I'm doubling down on that that's just how the world works I don't know why I'm trying to overcompensate in any way it's just social pressure but genuinely the world Works in how I just said could it be trauma yeah it is trauma it is trauma I'm so scared of pissing the internet off an extra freaking sentence but my job one thing in my job is playing video games that I never finish by the way uh and this is a video game I really want to play and I've wanted to play this since I saw it like three freaking years ago the drama has arrived think of the eight months I'm happy to do a charity stream if you're overthinking it I know Anonymous think of the five gifted flipper thank you for the prime if I play it what if I don't wear my Slytherin Cape or sweater I'll just play it like a normal person did anybody else go through this before they went live to play the game did anyone else sit here for literally an hour discussing how they Hassan did yeah and then Hassan didn't play it oh Hassan tried it and then quit I didn't know that everyone that wanted to do it for charity got scared by their own communities why don't I just start a charity thing right now and if we hit 500 I'll play it and then we'll go from there what do we think about that Let Me Wait Don't let me see let me get let me see if I can get the charity thing set up real quick before anybody does anything no I'm not gonna do that this seems nice do you guys see it wait thank you for this Buddies do you see it it should be my chat wait I don't know how it works though sub button changed yeah now you can't sub wait how did you sub thank you is he thinking the three months wait how are you still subbing you can still sub oh you can oh okay everybody refresh you have two options Dominator thank you for the prime will thank you for the 32 months look we got the Monies chat look we got Monies five million No 5 000. the goal is five thousand wait why are you saying 16k wait what thank you guys for the donuts I can't really see 16k out of five mil wait what are you guys looking at I don't know what you're saying the text is way off donations are made by giving IRS 501c I don't understand what's saying I don't I can't even see how much I don't know what numbers you guys are saying oh my gosh we've already raised so much money it says 5K well I can't even see it guys look how much money we've already raised what the heck we're doing an impromptu charity stream look at us go what the heck look at us go what the heck whoa we're saving the world Chad's taking the five months all right chat we're playing it we're playing it and we're raising money for the Trevor Project all right no one can stop us no one could stop us we've already raised money we're just going to keep raising money we're going to save the world wait how do I I haven't downloaded it though how long is that gonna take do I need to stall more it's not on Steam is it probably an hour all right well we can watch some it is oh more time to raise money holy moly thank you Chad that's so much it is on Steam well good thing I just signed out of Ludwig's epic games oops okay how much is this game 80 bucks all right well I will donate double that to Trevor Project to make up for this holy [ __ ] chat max power thinking five months look at you guys go you need Deluxe to play tonight it says it's only 70 bucks chat wait it says I can it's available February 10th it says Deluxe but it says available February 10th is that right am I doing it right chat is this right okay purchase for myself I'm doing it look how much money we've raised I actually can't see how much money have we raised almost a thousand huge what the heck cha that's nice I'm gonna be surprised if I have enough memory on my computer for this game good job chat how do I donate the Donate buttons on the sub button I can't see it on mobile go get your freaking computer out okay chat my computer's broken Charlie officially broke my computer it's actually not working uh thank you guys for the sub sorry I'm not thinking of everyone individually I'm trying to get my computer to work oh wait it's working oh this is great chat we are at three gigs out of 69. huge well what should we talk about until now I wish we talk about until then I mean what should we do you know what I wish I had chat I wish I had dried fruit I really want to chew on some dried fruit wait do I have dried mangoes I don't think I do I like dried pineapple and I like dried coconut oh I could open some P.O box stuff should we see what's in my P.O box it's not enough to make a video out of plus P.O box videos are kind of like me so I figured maybe I'll just open it real quick should I do that I also just don't want to make a um video today also chat I need your help you guys can't see this these are my notes for streamer Awards I need your help if you think of 2022 so last year what are the biggest things you guys think thought happened so we're working on our 2022 recap and so as a hive mind what are the things that stand out to you well don't think of she can't depression okay January 6th that was a no covered okay Wendy got married okay that's fun no you're thinking of twitch specifically chat gambling got banned chess boxing foosli and myth to YouTube right is it just them wait did Ray re-sign and saikuno and Lily holy Ray saikuno Lily foosli myth I got partnered I don't did you dream space reveal that's a great one I didn't think of dreams face Kai maybe just like the W community in general dollhouse stream was not last year oh thank you Danielle that was so nice what the heck Johnny Depp trial hmm Prezzo got naked that's a good one yeah um name your prize sure sure but what about stuff outside of like is there any games you guys could think of iron Mouse's subathon okay wait Cass are you already working on this George and blacksmith think of the two Alden ring Jello that's still on my list don't worry I've been busy but I can start soon okay G4 got shut down oh yeah I didn't mean to laugh but it was kind of funny Creator Clash maybe we make these in categories of like events feel good things games like because like Lupo's thing is good Arch energy think of the sub r slash place that's a great one God of War I already put Gamba you got laid in 2022 huge technoblade yeah so I thought about that and I don't know oh okay so I've I've thought about this because some like Oscars and um uh Grammys and stuff like that they'll do like an in-memory uh like little showcase uh but in memoriam yeah the hard thing about doing that is um especially on something like twitch is it's such a big Horizon that if you leave someone out that's really bad and there's not really a good way to know if you left someone out and so it's one of those things where you can't really just highlight like one person in memory and not highlight everyone in memory unfortunately um and it also I can also see that stuff being used in vain like as much as like you know technoblade was an amazing human um and as much as I would love to highlight his life I don't think an award show is the most tasteful place to do that um in general I don't think award shows are a tasteful place to do that because it's just like I'm I'm making money and I I don't think like I don't necessarily want to make money off that you're saying you could ask his dad but you're you're already counteracting my whole point yes I could ask techno's Dad but think of the hundreds of other streamers that have passed away this year I don't know um so yeah I just I don't think in memoriams are appropriate for this show specifically so yeah that's that's that's my my taste on that the Luddy is definitely something that can be highlighted Coots well guys this is for General this isn't just cutie Cinderella uh this is like General doesn't need a highlight though what the new minion movie I don't think Coots needs a highlight now the queen died no Kate we're not doing any deaths I just said that Emily joining otk was 2023. Sarah thank you for the four months Camp canoe is a good one any of the events that get voted for will get um we'll get a little highlight in them the gritty was invented actually yeah twitchcon Dre played up you rub dug a hole what does morbius mean when you guys say morbius what's the what would that mean in a recap oh new rev split I know it's morbin time but all right I'll just write morbin time no it's fine I'll write it down I'm not gonna include Andrew Tate in any of the recap I don't think that's necessary to highlight someone like that IRL streamer section that might be covered in the other video though Kai broke a record yeah right I forgot about that wasn't there someone else that broke a record for like most views disrespecting the 22. was it a buy who was it a buy for his broken or his boxing thing watch a twitch rewind I'm we're making a twitch rewind all the all the rage thank you for the sub fortnite lawsuit what lawsuit Kate all right oh there was one the Avatar incident right fortnite versus Apple they had to give refunds really I didn't know that kayubi thank you for the 10 months fortnite removed building what's the Avatar thing beginning of last year a bunch of people got banned for watching Avatar and stream all right I think we've got some stuff thank you Aiden I want a snack so bad it's like actually insane so I keep drinking water so then I wouldn't have a snack Formula Four what's that was that the racing thing you rob had a baby I don't think that was last year you rub dug a hole Yeah I wrote that one down we do have that one written down This Kiss was born erupt shot himself dude no Kai broke a sub record he both he beat it for most active Subs right or did he beat Ludwig's oh active subs for that month oh Markiplier didn't only fans yeah by the way there's still um let me actually see when nominations stopped foreign I think they stopped pretty soon nominations [Music] end on the 11th oh my oh they stop on Saturday so then voting starts on the next Saturday oh [ __ ] that means I need to figure out who the [ __ ] my red carpet hosts are chat do you want to know something sad okay my dream my dream of a red carpet host was e-rob and he said no but he was my dream when everyone was like who do you want to do it this year I was like I'm sad who did he get though well that'll be announced on the 18th I haven't gotten anyone none it's a stream Rewards uh when does voting start site says 18th but you said 20th 18th or 20th we'll see what happens depends on what the sometimes with nominations you know the panel could take longer to get their votes in and dude my panel this year is so sick the panel almost has a Game Dev from like every game you could ever think of has a REV from like everywhere it's so sick Dodge dual think of the 14 months it's so sick it's like just completely expanded are you gonna reveal the panel after the awards God no no the panel's anonymous for obvious reasons oh germa for red carpet well I'm nervous a part of me is nervous to ask people for red carpet because like what if I ask Ludwig to do red carpet and then he's freaking nominated for like streamer of the Year again then it's like is that too much of one person like I'm nervous germa will be nominated for streamer of the year and then I asked him do red carpets like you can't have your freaking stream of the Year doing red carpet so I'm just waiting I'm just waiting to see um who get when nominations are done that's what I have to wait to do he wanted to do it I'm not repeating anyone from last year no one's getting no one's repeating from last year I'll figure it out what if Ray gets nominated she can't she can't get nominated don't worry guys I will figure it out none of your suggestions will help me in this scenario because I already have all the suggestions in the world I'm just staring at them the only person that I pulled the trigger on that I was like that's that's That's my boy [ __ ] he said no I only dig holes thank you for the two months can I know what streamer was the best event never okay okay chat this is your snack break I have to pee I have to pee again I'm sorry I've been live for two hours we've done nothing which is a really bad way for me to capitalize on these viewers that I have today because this is not a normal amount of viewers for me to have and I assume I only have them because Ludwig's out of town and everyone's like what the heck who am I supposed to watch um grab your Slytherin gear wall up no I I'm not gonna go that far into it as much as I want to I'm not gonna go that far into it um but we've raised a thousand two hundred dollars which is a thousand two hundred dollars we wouldn't have raised if we weren't playing this game so that's hype and I think that's good to look at um DS Mac shut up um and I'm gonna go pee one more time because I drink so much water I'm also gonna fill up my water and get a snack because I'm so like Snacky I really want a snack all right I'll be back it's almost downloaded you know foreign okay foreign who wants to see my snack haul I got Craisins I got a plate of broccoli and I got two Twix um thanks Lori okay well no this is roasted broccoli I buy a bunch of broccoli and then I roast it all that way I have it readily available thank you for donating to charity Deuce um so when I want a snack I just have a bunch of already cooked broccoli I'm not happy about it for the record hmm I think it's ready it's ready guys we have raised 1 600 for the Trevor Project which is one thousand six hundred dollars we wouldn't have raised if we wouldn't have played this game right now so remember that before you cancel me I did one good thing thank you there was a 420.69 Dono there was who did that thank you Pirates thank you pirate should I pay on controller thank you for the 25 dollars I think with the fifty dollars probably yes okay [Music] my lagging I'm lagging what are we gonna do oh no I don't know if I can play it you see he's kind of weak okay well that's kind of weak maybe it won't last lower quality okay a lower quality once it's going but it's not going yet [Music] foreign [Music] okay [Music] see why [Music] jazzdale thank you for supporting the Trevor Project um let it cook chat let it cook hide screen you're gonna Link Link account oh okay [Music] it's not that laggy look it's fine I close Spotify [Music] did you change categories mods will you just unlist me [Music] that way the game doesn't get any views either huge then I'm not I'm not helping this menu reader off press spacebar to toggle why is it talking to me [Music] what do I do how do I make it so my computer doesn't die [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] foreign [Music] settings later [Music] okay so I don't need to do anything camera shake to 0.5 okay how do you guys know this [Music] [Music] do I link my account [Music] no right [Music] I put no [Music] okay now I need help [Music] lag's gone now oh I don't trust it once we're in game it's there's no way I'm a medium Andy [Music] what's that [Music] does that seem good [Music] okay [Music] it thinks I can be high not all streaming damn it [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] wait now what do I do [Music] sound a little lower no I think I just need to turn it lower on OBS for you guys because it's it'll be too quiet for me there you go how's that or do you want lower oh I'll fix the game real quick what the hell how'd that make it worse [Music] motion blur off where's motion blur are all in subtitles let's play on the left where oh [Music] yuck we hate motion blur now what turn off dlss [Music] what's that don't turn off okay I finished my broccoli thank you wait I just did all my settings why would I need [Music] this how do I just continue what do I do now what do I do press Escape [Music] doesn't mean I'm small hi chat hit back how B a why wait I clicked off B I push B [Music] X X B oh what the heck B and then x x oh this is gonna go great if you guys like me in this corner wait it doesn't look like I'm looking at the game we have to flip me huh one second oh boy There She Goes foreign [Music] we can't see the menu oh [ __ ] where should I put you where should I put my cam [Music] top left top right okay [Music] can you guys see it [Music] should I turn up all the way for stream just so we can really see it no oh okay I thought that was helpful why [Music] wow we're pleased to inform you they've been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this is so exciting for me I never got accepted into college chat so I just went to culinary school which was just a trade school so you just show up and you get to go Professor Weasley what the [ __ ] what year is it will think of the 20 stick charity [Music] foreign mid-1800s what What freaking Weasley is here okay whatever preliminary supplies have been collected for you and will accompany you on your journey to the castle as you may be aware the decree for a reasonable restriction of underage tertiary prohibits use the magic by the underage age of 17 outside of school however due to your unique circumstances the ministry has graciously agreed to allow Professor Eleazar fig to help you hone your okay I felt like a lot of reading for nothing am I right that's me chat none of these look like me that's me can I like change your hair color thank you guys for joining the Trevor Project foreign oh I can what's this how big her forehead is oh no it's your face shape I got one of those long faces I have like a horse face where are all the horses at I don't see any horses damn it Jones think of the seven I'll be honest I'm really bad at these character selection things because I think all the faces start looking the same like that just looks the same as that am I crazy I'm just gonna be this one I don't care oh hair I actually like her hair I feel like that's a me haircut oh I can change the hair color here oh wait oh we've got to be way more pale I wish I was that tan foreign is there a red option where's the red oh actually this one's pretty red [Music] give me that blonde doesn't look like they shower blonde ooh but I kind of want pink she act on me crazy in a pink hair or does it need to look like me I'll make it look like me foreign okay all right chat we're pink hair with six months what's this freckles I don't really have any freckles do they have like bags under your eyes is that an option oh those are pretty freckles I don't have any moles either I just have acne scars they have acne scars rosacea it's me oh there's my rosacea I found it okay well we gotta give myself my rosacea there it goes so [Music] um eye color I got those creepy blue eyes probably like these ones yeah that seems good chat I don't want you to think I'm making Elena should I make her hair [Music] should I make her hair um blonde then Mayan thank you for the the donut Trevor Project those look more like my eyebrows if you could leave you the three months probably it seems more like Milena than cutie gosh dang it chat well I don't want to look like Melina because then you guys will be like oh it's Melina it's my character there we go here's my dirty blonde messy ass hair there's my I'm suppressed can I be a wolf girl where's the wolf girl scars oh oh I got slash my boyfriend's a werewolf and he slashed me but it was in a passionate way I'm gonna be a wolf girl I got slashed from my boyfriend we were making out and he accidentally slashed my face and I was like that's gonna leave a scar and he's gonna be like the world will always know your mind baby and then he broke up with me for a hotter girl and I was like oh [ __ ] what do you think about this swippy swiffer's just walking around thank you guys for donating to the Trevor Project uh I don't care about what my voice sounds like name your character QT looking for a hot wolf oh with a hot wolf BF doesn't fit cutie LF hot wolf BF oh lame name you're lame look at me go ah it appears we are almost ready to depart time to spend presume you've been practicing the Spells we worked on I have professor have you seen my scar I've only been hanging out with me your boyfriend thank you Professor fig I appreciate you working with me [ __ ] yes sir George if people operated like that what if they just accidentally operated while someone was already standing there and then they exploded vaguely to find destinations than this because I may have miscalculated slightly on my first try gave quite the Fright to some fair to go is in the West End deaf it's been much too long when I received Doral I must say I best not speak here Elijah of course doesn't mind me tagging along not at all sir after you ages thank you for don't know would be good to see the old pie oh monkey ass oh the thresholds chat we can't see him we haven't seen someone die little do they know about my hot well boyfriend he killed someone in front of me so I actually can see him you guys can't [Music] operated behind us my nose won't stop itching am I okay am I allergic to Craisins [Music] hello [Music] it's like loud holy moly anxious bubble thing to the 200 dollars okay it's lagging are we okay glad I caught you before you left the Scotland just barely and who is your traveling companion a new student approach anything with twenty dollars yes sir I'm starting school as a fifth year how extraordinary it is indeed okay I can turn music down in a second heard of anyone being admitted to Hogwarts so late nor have I of course boyfriend got me in don't worry about it the Headmaster asked if I could get her new student up to well you couldn't have asked for a better Mentor Professor fig is not only an exceptional teacher he's also a remarkably intuitive and gifted wizard Mr ozric is prone to flattery I dare say it's one of the reasons he's risen so far at the ministry have you seen this no paper I have opinions differ as to how great a threat Round Rock really is although I've yet to convince my colleagues at the ministry that's a dragon is a significant who alerted me to his activities months ago Miriam Miriam's a beautiful name she wrote so if you have a baby name it Miriam died wondering what the ministry knew about his activities you're telling him now you didn't tell him you didn't tell him about it like at the funeral or something was the last thing she sent me why was his wife messaging you so much buddy but with no correspondence consumably from ran Rock I cannot open it yeah why are they telling me this much this is powerful indeed it looks like Goblin metal that's simple what's the glow poison nor do I Protege thank you for the seven months uh-huh dude I'm wicked wait I died no I'm okay thank you dude he would fall out I just saw death so I can see the threshles holy yeah [Music] okay why do we care about the key we're dying yeah I have a hot wolf boyfriend do you guys think I'm okay what the hell are you all right cutie LF hot wolf BF take this it's Wigan World potion that stuff will write you in a second okay I'll take it I could take it a little faster what happened oh George I can't believe he what the hell got into that damn thing attacking a carriage mid-air a typical Dragon would never well yeah that's because it's daenerys's dragon saw where are we I'm not sure but that key you discovered was clearly a Porky Porky you guys need me to lower the volume whoever touches it to a specific place whoa [ __ ] I'm feeling better sir if you'd like to look around a bit I would stay close we've no idea sucked oh why okay well let's just go for a walk you know can I jump what does jumping look like okay I can't none of my buttons do anything I guess we're just walking I feel good about it thanks glitch if you are thinking of 22. whoa where are we fun father from London than the carriage traveled Scottish Harvest so how do we get back do you think he was meant to leave us there I do but Miriam sent that Porky to George for a reason and I believe that she and now George died in pursuit of whatever it was meant to lead to if you're sure you're all right and wouldn't mind indulging me I'd like to have a look around absolutely it doesn't hitting on me for sure I'd like to make that very clear it's inappropriate however faded it may be thank you okay mind your step you mind your steps I suppose your wife got the porky that brought us here a good question Miriam spent years searching for evidence of a long forgotten form of ancient Magic ancient yes a powerful magic wielded by a rare I can't hear him Hogwarts Castle was built by and is itself a stronghold of that ancient Magic I don't know where she came into possession of the portkey certain it was let's go oh well let me jump oh that's the part down below this way bro camera I cannot be responsible okay [Music] everyone relax the music is a little too loud we got a lower music there we go but sir why was your wife searching for evidence of Lost Magic why is such a powerful magic disappeared I like the brightness I can see the good it could do but magic is no different than any power what really matters is the Oneness so bright whoa [ __ ] I was trying to go to the menu oh my God what a barrel roll um okay fine you guys hate my brightness how do I fix it I don't know where is it image calibration little babies foreign it's not cold enough here it appears to be a sort of enchantment someone wanted to block this path let's see some of that one work you were practicing okay watch this watch this watch this watch this okay he hits me wait what's wait it's not working okay give me a second I got this for sure sorry I'm new What tap it oh oh oh I was holding it down wow foreign that was a bit rougher than I'd expected oh that's what they always say about me you should see the videos ah up there huh whoa we're close now it's just ahead human bought person think of the Prime Ribero honestly JK Rowling not that good of a writer rapero really oh that would not work if that worked you just go to ancient Rome and you get freaking everything back you can't just repairow crazy repair all my broken face from my hot wolf boyfriend that's an option me trying to speak Spanish why would someone have built this I suspect they valued their privacy pull I suspect I destroyed that box let's have a look around for anything that seems out of place oh that part that part sorry professor I'm just working [Music] explore the runes the mini map shows your surroundings is your current objective okay got it my current objective is out here somehow how do I go outside oh investigating professor it's a mural of some kind Lexington interesting Kitty JK Rowling had nothing to do with this game at all yeah I know we hate her she's cringe but I think she wrote the spell reperto because I'm pretty sure it's in the book and I'm making fun of her for that start to investigate everything this may have been his home whose I wasn't paying attention that Enchanted crystallized Stone again but what could it be blocking what's this is meatspin.com how odd why would someone have conjured that Enchanted Stone here and how is there a room behind it what room I don't see anything there's that glow again like the glow on the porky container what do you want me to do oh investigate it again why do I have to do it twice I shouldn't touch that what in Merlin's name chat godric's heart where are we I don't believe it Gryffindor oh guess not oh what is that noise something is snoring hello a row it's me [Music] it can't be you're the girl that dated that hot oh just a moment welcome to gringott's Wizarding Bank have you thought of donating to Turkey instead of the Trevor Project 12. yeah precisely I am one person that I'm doing my best thank you your wife's putkey oh yes you know you could also go and donate to whomever you would like this way no need to chastise for choosing different charities stay close but we're just doing one at a time here just one at a time let us focus on one thing at a time both are great to you [Music] have you thought about solving grilled peppers inside the carts if you don't wish to lose them foreign only one with great wealth or power or both could have arranged for such a service you cannot be OSHA compliant a what that was enchantments it's a secure security measure experience the thief's downfall before have you heard of it these are the lower vaults that we're passing now how deep what movie is that in Number 12. the deepest downfall shortly after green box or is it in one of the other games reside in the deepest part yeah I would never go to the bank we've quite a distance to go another thief downfall is something they referenced before I think it's in the book Deathly Hallows part one vote number 12. vote 12. momentous day on your way see you later alligator Professor Young beyond that like the clue you saw in the porky container no darker I saw that same glow on the dragon's collar yeah well this guy has big ass ears did he watches over the oldest section of the bank rare anyone goes there anymore thank you let me get this right these [ __ ] being me and my professor who are having a lovely day together here we are not cheating on my hot wolf Boyfriend by the way we don't know where we're going right now do we we're just going along we're just rping like we do when was the last time this vote for a goblin has been stationed at my desk for hundreds of years in that time no one has visited vault 12. until today boats 12. thank you for your help now don't look at my vault he's got a nice tushy thank you for your help what do you suppose we should be looking for I'm not sure sir I wonder if you're my instructions for Vault 12 indicate that I am to Grant access to the holder of the key and then close the door wait good one classic it was certainly unexpected something here revelio Rebellion revelia yes a revealing charm no time like the present let's see what we're missing shall we ready your wand and focus wait am I supposed to be doing something oh I was supposed to use my L I wasn't doing that bam bam bam uh oh got it ah I saw something move a bit closer and try again oh I don't want well that's a start it's that symbol again thank you for excited donating I do Professor that symbol has the same clothes the one I saw in the portkey container if what you can see reveals the way forward then I dare say we are about to discover the secret of this vault lead the way okay when am I going to school I feel like that's kind of important lumos brand thing of the Prime this is no ordinary Vault I suspect we will need to earn our way out of here our own test I do but to what end I can't say do you want me to do something that will be Professor separating if things go poorly not out of Gringotts this professor wants me to give him a hug and not in a friendly way chat why else would he bring me to this dark room I see something up ahead what is it well you know what they say see something say something what's called TSA [Music] oh it got me Professor it got me Professor towards the Clone it suddenly seemed as if the ground was swirling about I think you red Punk yes sir I'm fine you seem to have caused the fraud oh my goodness filibuster thank you for donating 777 dollars some sort of Statue the Trevor Project reflection in the floor thank you [Music] but it must be something to that reflection you're seeing yeah Rebellion I presume this is what you saw reflected in the floor yeah it is I did the reflection's still there but the stabbing his positions don't match this is sexual wait when you moved the reflection turned in the direction of the light perhaps you should cast lumos okay how do I do it ready chat spam bam bam huge I'm a pro you've acquired lumos old RT and top y oh [ __ ] lumos well done now the reflection is turning towards me did it it does follow the light hello uh-oh do we have to fight them oh protecto oh yeah I don't know how to fight for Tango oh [ __ ] for tango protego oh [ __ ] stupid potatoes wait what tap our RT tap RT to the basically cast oh got it for tango can you heal me stay close where are you chat where the hell is he Professor oh I found him lumos wait professor professor fig Professor how do I where are you professor professor I don't know how to do lumos got it Professor where am I supposed to go Professor there's semen nothing chasing me wisps of magic seem to be leading me somewhere that's these are Siemens okay follow the seam as well that's where they're leading me here we go oh yeah lumos oh no rebelio 's there he is ready [ __ ] hold why lumos come here yeah that's right protego you guys ready to fight me please statues with that reflection oh wait lumos lumos wait I need to do all of them at the same time right got it it seems I have no choice I'm going to have to fight my way out of here perhaps I need to get them oh potato potato oh whoa [ __ ] I'm just a baby don't okay there you go potatoes okay what I was in a potato for sure oh I died for sure potato why are there so many potatoes foreign lumos did it okay where's the comes let's go comes [Music] press Elder Sprint wow I'm sprinting oh it's the League of Legends trophies okay [Music] okay oh this is a memory thingy thank you for the raid I appreciate that thank you guys for the subs sorry I haven't been thinking you specifically but I've got this cool thing there you are how did you what is this place where have you been but I found this putting above that is no mere basin that is offensive for viewing memories let's view um I wonder come on Follow My Lead her bucket is very full [Music] oh okay who's this handsome fellow all is in place the party is well hidden perhaps too well I wonder if the path we've created thank you for the subs real big and Wesley Albert it will only be impossible for one who cannot trace this Avengers magic as I can oh that means I can see traces of ancient Americans we are entrusting the one who embarks on this path with Powerful Secrets with knowledge others will do anything to obtain you're talking very vaguely yeah correct Charles virtual wizard who complete what game is this Mario Kart knowledge you guys haven't done anything they didn't tell me anything in there the glow that surrounded them yes sir astonishing magic traces of an ancient magic to be precise the magic that Miriam had always believed existed that's my rosacea it gives me superpowers never [Music] Miriam it's George died in pursuit of knowledge that has been dormant for centuries and you it seems are the key to understanding why we were probably different and it did a moment ago someone's coming who were they I don't know but sir you shouldn't be in there whoa wait that's a bad guy thank you Stella reputation proceeds me I was beginning to think no one was ever going to visit ragam's walks and why are you here guys keep them away for that just give me one thank you for your Dono you found it or we can let bygones be bygones this guy's the bad guy huh why are they getting shorter and shorter they have the key to the phone why are his hands so big I I think they meant that the instructions to vote 12 were quite clear sir I must insist I was to Grant access only to one with the key Andrew that guy is dead for sure oh [ __ ] oh yeah why did you grant him access then now where were we we're the Goblins get so powerful well perhaps your young friend here will be more well thank you for the two not my student is such a crush on me pixel thank you for the prime oh I'm gonna have a potato somewhere huh oh [ __ ] I'm not ready this is oh this is oh my gosh am I playing Dark Souls kill the kill the goblin we're not here I just touched my professor's butt come on professor No Way Out no professor no my professor oh no potato are you all right fine sir I've never seen so powerful a goblin he seemed totally unaffected by my magic I'm not trying to get close with my professor I would like to remind everyone I have a hot wolf boyfriend seems those who set up lock it and the path to both wanted someone with you well like if he wanted to spend some extra time with me I'm trying to get better at school you know come we have a story looking for because he scratched me and I just want him to know that I'm not just his you know [Music] it's a Hogwarts Express [Music] foreign [Music] we just got past the intro almost died before that [Music] crazy [Music] foreign [Music] pretty good pretty good pretty good you're not a Harry Potter fan oh awkward are you a me fan uh-oh uh oh it's freezing oh good we haven't missed the Sorting ceremony oh oh I'm no expert but oh that seems more Brit no you just changed my clothes against my will study this locket as soon as I can but first I must contact the ministry they need to know what happened to George and be warned of ramrock for the moment I ask that you keep all that's happened this evening between you and me of course sir cute we have secrets together me and him ready for the Sorting ceremony let's see her foreign as a fifth year that never happens jealous black hey he's really this serious black prepare yourself to meet master hey Headmaster I was just hanging in some alone time with my professors join us the Sorting sediment is over there were complications complications it seems the goblin together goblins like no time for rumors fig and I'm rapidly losing whatever patience I had left if you're lucky we might sorry this evening wait who's serious work yeah serious black right I'll be in touch no gas like me [Music] there are not a lot of people at the school there's like 10. where's everyone [Music] hey hot stuff Professor Weasley coming through to be sorted coming through I'm the new girl who wants some of this you're just in time have a seat [Music] ah yes a bit older than the others aren't you yeah that's what my professor told me too preferences and preconceptions certain expectation yeah [Music] I can't wait to start class I want to explore I want to start class I'm looking forward to meeting my professors and learning all I can at Hogwarts indeed Hogwarts has much to offer a dedicated student and what you learn in class will prepare you for challenges outside the classroom as well [Music] I wonder I detect something in you this guy's into a certain sense of hmm what is it ambition is it ambition I may seem single-minded but it is important to go after what you want from life that's me interesting you've recently learned that you possess a rare ability I detect a growing sense of ambition an eagerness for power perhaps you belong in Slytherin [Music] well that was a quick decision wasn't it chat [Music] you belong in Slytherin look at my stupid face it's broke the game broke foreign keeps freezing it keeps freezing during the cut scenes [Applause] oh and one more thing what are the unfortunate injury on the pitch in last Spring's final this year's quidditch season has been canceled no I'll play I'll save quidditch I'll do it enough it's not as though I've banned flying altogether but don't tempt me you are here to focus on your academic Futures I'm sure you all have plenty to do before classes begin tomorrow where's the trolley card I'm sure you all have plenty to do before classes begin tomorrow thank you for six months I'm Professor Weasley would you be so kind as to show our new student to their common room I shall see to it sir I like Professor Weasley as I was saying I'm Professor Weasley pleased to meet you nice to meet you as well Professor do you want to ask me where I got this scarfed honor to show you to your common room right this way it's quite uncommon for a student to begin as a fifth year it may be a bit of a challenge but one I'm sure you're up for oh yeah my ex-boyfriend goes here so it doesn't matter much I suspect rap think of the sub this is the entrance to the Slytherin common room in order to enter one must simply speak the correct password aspiration very well aspiration thank you for the year oh that's that's us make a snake okay well done now go on in and get some sleep you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow I shall be back in the morning to collect you for your first class thank you Professor Weasley you're welcome I hope you enjoy your first night at Hogwarts sleep well thank you she's sweet I like her looks like everyone's gone better wait all right heading to the common room excuse me coming through the hell where am I found it watch this oh I can't uh guys have you seen this I suppose some introductions are in order hey guys look at me I'm lighting up the room that's right this is lumos have you guys learned this one lumos hey hot stuff oh they're talking [ __ ] I'm right here [ __ ] I can't imagine starting a new school this late a little room everyone I'm talking [ __ ] on me already knew that what hey Sebastian can I help you ah you're the new fifth year I'm Sebastian Salah welcome back to you Sebastian not everyone has a Ministry escorts to school he was a friend of Professor figs who merely joined us for the ride still impressive Dreadful way to go poor fella glad you and figure all right Professor fig and I were lucky to escape with our lives indeed and it's all still a bit of a blur to be honest didn't mean to press you just get yourself settled okay we can talk more later should I flirt with him what the heck were you eating a spell book I picked up has a few you asked me about my scar not exactly what I was looking for I'm sure you'll find out soon enough but not every spell you may need can be found in our assigned textbook oh yeah tell me about one Hogwarts which ones seems I may have met a kindred spirit oh he loves me oh my God there's a conversation for another time it was good meeting you good luck today are you a werewolf okay well don't work thanks buddy he's into me oh coming through I mean lumos oh yeah guess who shines brighter than you [ __ ] it's me look at me everyone's looking at me oh get some of this I wouldn't do that if I were you why [ __ ] is playing chess let me play you hey let me in [ __ ] ugh not going to move there are you here watch this don't say I didn't warn you ew I love her I told you let me play you let me in put me in they should have listened to me ah I know who you are you're the new Slytherin the one who barged in with professors yeah that's me interesting tactic on your first day taking all the attention away from the first years okay I'm Imelda by the way shame I wasn't with you and fig I could have lured that Dragon away my skills in a brim are legendary what is this accent Imelda yeah we handled it [ __ ] we handled it and I think you're underestimating the nature of a dragon a broom would have been kindling yeah not the way I fly perhaps one of these days I'll show you a thing or two about flying I can teach you more than Kagawa ever could oh we're not gonna be friends before classes are you a keen with a chess fan you knew that boy was going to lose the match not really much to sedate a past time for me also it's simply not that challenging the moves are always so obvious why does no one else see it play me play me goodbye Imelda nice meeting you I don't want to ask her about flying because she's kind of a [ __ ] about it kiwi kitten your boy thank you for don't know me Jedi hello thank you for the sub what a mermaid this guy really has a crush on me it was that interesting ah based on all the chatter When you entered the common room I'm guessing you're the new fifth year oh it's because I know the lumos spell you might have seen me glowing across the room well you said that was my memorable arrival well if I'm going to make my Mark here I had to start right away you're definitely in the right house do let me know if I can be of any help as you navigate your first days here though I doubt you'll need it well you can't see but I've never heard of a mermaid showing up that makes me feel better it is fun to play along though they're known to keep some First Years on the lookout for hours were you expecting to be sorted into Slytherin most certainly my family on my father's side are direct descendants of Salazar Slytherin one of the four founders of Hogwarts not something I'm especially proud of mind you he was obsessed with blood status up pure blood Maniac unfortunately most of his descendants do not fall far from that tree pleasure was all mine don't be a stranger is the new fifth year Slytherin in here Professor Weasley's waiting for you just by the stairs ugh Professor Weasley are making me look lame do I really have to ask her about flying or what's this oh no that's Professor Weasley I'm coming Professor Weasley I'ma come in by the stairs that's me hey guys coming through don't forget about me don't forget oh hey [ __ ] never mind a little embarrassed I'm embarrassed run away geez Louise this is the longest Adventure in the world wait did I just go in a circle wait oh my bad I've got a mini map oh sorry about the Voz okay um you know what just run away just run away from that no one no one will remember shortly hello good morning I trust you thank you for your first day at Hogwarts I've been dreaming of this day for a long time can't believe I'm here well you are here make them thank you you only have one first day at Hogwarts no I don't know repair unique situation joining us as a fifth year you'll need to catch up with your classmates and not fall behind especially as you'll be expected to complete your owls at the end of the year oh W Wells owls yes your ordinary Wizarding level exams they will determine what type of career you can have when you leave here after much discussion with the Headmaster and the department of magical education at the ministry we've devised something extraordinary to ensure your success here you are what is it it is a Wizard's Field Guide it will help you to keep track of what you are learning so that you master always oh I hear you have any keep track you would be wise to take full advantage of this exceptionally valuable resource thank you Professor but what do you mean it will keep track of what I'm learning perhapsing it in action we'll answer any questions you may have walk with me and we shall put it to the test this way okay going really slow I certainly would have appreciated something like the field guide when I was a student using the guide will also train you to be alert to your surroundings the guide will give you opportunities to practice your magic and educate yourself about Wizarding law do keep up okay I'm literally right here why don't you cast revelio on that statue but let's see what details [Music] okay [Music] foreign menu to continue I'm trying how the [ __ ] do I select it oh what okay am I doing this too much I don't understand I'm just supposed to collect pages I don't understand what's going on clever isn't it keep your eyes open for more opportunities like that inside okay and outside of the castle okay that's all I'm supposed to do is Click Pages all of that to tell me to collect pages uh rebellio nothing in here I checked some why is that glowing revelio oh I've got to inspect this ma'am that opportunity to show you how to use blue flames to get around a bit quicker your Field Guide contains a map of the Castle open it up and find Central Hall bear think of the Sun okay open map we're in the central Hall where's Central Hall what I feel like I'm being gaslit oh Central Hall this is difficult and here we are quite the Time Saver these stairs lead directly to Central Hall okay you can get almost anywhere in the castle quickly from Central Hall oh there's something happening here it's the heart of the hive our King's cross station that should be all for now you'll be expected to attend both charms and defense against the dark arts classes today okay and I'd like to be sure you get to hogsmead as soon as possible to replace the supplies you lost on the way you're overwhelming me professor uh uh you mentioned hogsmeade Professor hogsmeade is the uh some pumps we'll be able to find all of the school supplies you require in hogsmead you will also I imagine enjoy many a butter beer there with friends of course I don't have friends what will I learn in charms class exactly what you might expect spells charms jinxes all terribly useful I think you will enjoy Professor Ronan he's a clever and entertaining Wizard and a talented teacher a lot to absorb on your first day and you have much yeah I agree happily your professors have agreed to create additional assignments for you outside of class you'll be up to speed in no time judging by your Adept use of revelio thank you I'd say Professor figs succeeded in at least showing you the basics he did Professor he's been terribly vague he page 10 things in four months about what happened after that there's more to the story than a search for belongings and an extended trip up to the castle I don't trust you [ __ ] I'm sorry Professor but I'm afraid that's all there is to it hmm almost precisely what Professor fig said speak of the devil Professor Fick your ears must have been burning oh yes you seem to have provided our new fifth year with a solid foundation in the basics angry piano the thing with 25 months ah I'm afraid I can't take all the credit there Professor they've a rare aptitude for magic it seems hmm well I'm just glad you both arrived in one piece perfectly good boats and carriages to Hogwarts and you chose to fly in the path of a dragon I wouldn't say I chose the dragon's path professor rather unfortunately it would seem that it chose us very well enough chit chat I need to get to class myself might I rely on you professor to explain the details of the field guides map of course thank you good luck today and remember to use your skills guide it will be invaluable to you and invaluable to me as I'll be using it to keep up to date on your progress yes me in my classroom after you've attended both classes today and I'll explain more about those assignments I mentioned and we'll see if we can't get you to hogsmead for those supplies yo she's on to us it's good to see you Professor oh I'm just kidding we're flirting I was hoping our paths would cross today before you immersed yourself in studies did I hear you masterfully evade Professor Weasley's interrogation regarding our late arrival it did a little bit I did my best I'm fairly certain she suspects we're not being entirely forthcoming yes well Professor Weasley is a brilliant and astute witch it was right to keep the details to yourself for now we don't know where this path we've embarked upon will lead it may require a bit more flexibility with your time oh she would approve of yeah I see and we'll heal your thing with the names to share details with the Headmaster that would be better left between us I was thinking Professor good now as capable as you are just slowly until you possess obliges you to be well trained happily you have the benefit of an exceptionally skilled team of witches and wizards to guide you speaking of guides and so that I may avoid Another Not So subtle thing for the 13 months so Weasley why didn't I show you the clever enchantment we included in the field guides map okay unfold it and have a look I hate opening things foreign to help you find your way this will be incredibly helpful thank you now it sounds like you've quite a day ahead what with classes and a trip to hogsmeat for supplies including your own wand you'll enjoy Mr Ollivander he's an exceptional Craftsman and a good friend I shall reach out when I have more information about our mysterious locket for now focus on your classes and pay attention more than your owls May hinge on the magic you are able to master Within These Walls okay open oh Jesus why is it so foggy out here foreign this place is huge here I go defends against the dark guards one second shot just freezes for the second is that all you've got Professor heckett perhaps you'd be good enough to blast each other to pieces on your own time I get new students every year but I only have one hebridium black skull it was a token from the great poacher raid of 1878 no doubt you've heard of it now you may be asking yourself how an old woman like me single-handedly took out the largest culturing in eastern Wales and lived to boast about it knowledge saying okay to the wise age matters very little today we will review a spell that has saved me from Death at the hands of dark Wizards more times than I care to remember levioso Leviosa a levitation charm levioso a surprised opponent has a weak opponent care to defend yourself master Pruitt no one thing I've learned as an unspeakable that's the main thing with the problem of simplicity especially in the heat can't you just repair it let's practice what we've just learned starting with something small okay Leviosa [Music] now let's try something a little larger [Music] damn she's good [Music] let us begin with a basic cost I'm lagging see how the dummy deflected your cast this time I don't what do I do first then the basic cost remember a surprised opponent has mastered so arch really helped me demonstrate earlier I don't get it well done [Music] is it better now thank you for uh but the best way to practice is by Jewel we'll start with YouTube Duelists take your marks time for a proper Hogwarts welcome oh that's the guy I have a crush on I mean only levios so cost and protego you [Music] yeah what's potato again lucky nothing lucky about it complicates things let's just say I'm a quick learner pretty good chat for a beginner you give as good as you get I put you on the spot and you Rose to the challenge points to Slytherin huge thank you Professor Heckert glad to have the opportunity to practice if what I've seen today is any indication we can expect great things from you I demand Excellence from my students they are capable of achieving it and they must achieve it thank you for donating is one thing but battling dark Wizards or as ever more likely goblins is a different kettle of grindelos entirely understood Professor so I'd advise you to keep practicing whenever you can perhaps Mr sallow will have some ideas for you again well done today I shall reach out soon with additional assignments thanks Queen all right that's enough spectacle for one day speak with Sebastian dismissed where's Sebastian oh Sebastian are you embarrassed buddy I enjoyed that well that Jewel was quite something everyone will be talking about it it was certainly good practice practice do you like my rosacea Julian expert didn't expect a new student to be so Deft with a wand then again perhaps this wasn't your first duel I've dueled enough consider yourself lucky I held back fair enough you owe me an honest Jewel when you aren't thank you you might be a perfect fit for a certain exclusive organization Count Me In excellent knew I was right about you if you want to get the most out of your time at Hogwarts you're going to need to break the rules now and then the secret dueling Club sneaky into the restricted section of the library you just have to be clever enough not to get caught thank you Sebastian I'll keep that in mind good good pleasure chatting with you I'm sure I'll see you soon perhaps somewhere unsanctioned we'll see if your performance today was sheer luck or actual skill look for Luke and Brad will be near the clock tower entrance if you're interested till next time huge go to charms class see you later losers wait revilio revelia that's flu powder velio easy peasy wait there should definitely be a rebellion by this right revelio what's that noise rebellio Rebellion I don't see it Raz thank you for uh donating 50. to Trevor Project also what the [ __ ] is the dinging oh Raz probably isn't sub sorry Raz we're in sub only but I assume you said hi back rebellio chat what does the ding mean oh do I need to go up more it's a helicopter outside chat how is this building so tall holy sh it rebelio other um the road again on the road again think of the year begin ding means scroll nearby bro yeah I knew there was one I can't find it behind you there's an open seat here thank you I have a friend doors [Music] have you met Professor Ronan yet Shall We Begin welcome to year five of China acting like he's gonna do a dance crucial year in your education on the art of charmwork but I am confident that we will take hold with a passion and rigor requisite of such a challenge right now everyone please open your textbooks to page 517 but before we begin anyone here tell me the difference between the incantations of the color change and growth charms yes anyone anyone um I am afraid it is too late to study now damn okay bye the seven months must have really taken a toll on you all by the looks of it you all spent your holidays practicing obliviate on one another uh or in my in my class chat I better better act cool act cool it seems that we are entire need of review everyone get into Pairs and take positions on opposite sides of the classroom now let's put those textbooks to use as they blunt objects you so believe they are and they turn summoning them out of one another's hands only one book will be needed per partnership Miss Dale thank you get into place now foreign huge Sebastian swallows busy werewolf I don't think so I don't think that is not bad you are a swift learner thank you I'm a Swifty great music but remember potential is nothing without practice keep at it you might just rival Miss on I here very good everyone that's enough of that well as you all seem to have the basics down and it is an exceptionally lovely day I was thinking that we might have ourselves a little Excursion outside foreign cool teacher we're going on a field trip already Louise thank you for donating does huge for us ah I've always found that fun goes hand in hand with Mastery as I'm sure the Quidditch players amongst us would agree hmm so what better than a bit of sport to put our prowess with the summoning charm to the test right how did he just do this yeah yeah and how come it's always built with oldest wood ever okay I guess um very simply cast Akio on one of the Spheres and relinquish your charm and the last possible moment now think of this like costumes if you will very good happens to the best of us excellent control there pretty good pretty good day very good points to Slytherin oh I got points anyway sporting playing without some friendly competition Miss onai would you care to give our new student a bit of a challenge I better get two tries I better get another try oh I do before I missed all night this is crazy clear okay here we go oh yeah go then miss an eye [ __ ] chat uh she's coded can I knock hers off I can't okay no [ __ ] just a little okay that's it what 30 I thought it was 40. please hit mine hit mine hit mine well if she's gonna play a perfect game then there we go nicely done come on give her one mess up that's lame hit your other one that is so cringe I want to knock hers off now what [ __ ] oh damn it give me a rematch give me a rematch I should have knocked them both off and I would have won let's make this a bit more interesting shall we yeah do it again okay I think we are well past interesting at this point okay you're talking she's talking [ __ ] I'll say Focus now you will need it this round settles it all what's this oh [ __ ] oh yeah get some of that thing a big deal no big deal no big deal watch out I can't see okay [Music] I know everyone is watching but try not to be nervous you are doing quite well [ __ ] dude cutie psychopath stop I will get you back for that [ __ ] I forgot I was doing I just was pulling it oh God okay [Music] [Music] huge okay foreign all right all right she's gonna hit my balls here we go better not hit my balls I can't see he's really clear that's just how it's done all right I win no matter what doesn't matter keep holding on you just hold on to it till you get past the thingy wait I'm way better than her flutter otter thank you for the prime yeah that's right oh look swallow's cheering for me he loves me so very good both of you well done oh now both of us are good weird Klaus is dismissed gather your things on the way out good game back there I must admit I think I underestimated you that's right weeks to become proficient with accio took weeks for me to get anything right when I transferred oh now I feel bad it gets easier I promise oh I haven't had a hard time thank you but I've been holding my own I appreciate your confidence thank you I transferred here from wagadu just before my fourth year my mother received an offer to teach divination here before I knew it we had left Uganda until halfway around the world at a new school in a new country am I well it's been nice talking and competing was I supposed to ask about Uganda and with you why are there so many questions every single time he wants to talk to you better not keep him waiting until next time of course you can use a word if you would if you're so inclined hey swallow you'd be using it to run clothing to be precise all right I'll talk to you guys later you know it won't work on humans you wanted to speak with me Professor I did I trust your first charms lesson lived up to expectation well an outdoor competition wasn't exactly the lesson I was expecting sir what charm is there in the expected managing to best as gifted a student as Miss onai thank you professor I enjoyed the match Fierce competitor though I sense that she is a bit distracted of late now Professor Weasley has asked that your professors give you instruction outside of the ordinary curriculum expect to hear from me soon regarding a special assignment that I am preparing for you what am I doing revilio revelia Chad I don't understand what those stupid Bells mean oh wait what's that locked hello there you're the new student aren't you shut up Samantha how is there another upstairs oh I guess that's in their office oh I'm not going to either of those things those are too far away where am I going I'm supposed to go to map and yeah rebellio oh [ __ ] the freaking heads are moving oh stop creepy hey have you heard of me lumos oh [ __ ] sit up again I hate when I do that uh rev house thank you for the 10. blue desolation thank you for gift or uh donating gifting foreign dude I was crazy oh I just can't find the revelios oh hey guys it's me oh revelio oh [ __ ] revelio that's right huh what about the room Professor look at this girl same thing dick perhaps you could help oh excuse dick [Music] goodbye there you are left right thank you for donating I trust your first classes went well they did Professor I heard as much from professors Heckert and Ronan seems Professor fig taught you quite a bit before you arrived yeah I'd wager there's a good deal more to your travels here than what you've taught why is she asking me in this again isn't there no professor professor I see like trying to get a sonnet from Australia regardless you must continue to build upon what you've learned in that regard I've asked your professors to help hasten your progress with some extra assignments okay Professor Ronan did mention something about that in fact Professor Ronan will meet you outside momentarily to assign your first one double Lars thank you trip to hogsmeade I mentioned earlier we've arranged to replace the supplies lost on your way here including seeds potion recipes and spell crafts thank you professor and Mr Ollivander will connect you with the perfect wand okay you've managed your classes well with a borrowed wand but you'll find the magic cast with yours okay I'm ready I'm eager to get to hoaxmead very well I'd like you to make your thoughts thank you for donating 50 help you get your bearings perhaps Sebastian Salah or nazioni I've noticed you spending time with them oh yeah Sebastian Sebastian I'd like to go with Sebastian glad to hear it yeah Mr swallow let's go he'll keep you well clear of any of Victor rookwood's undesirables on Route Rookwood unsavory local best to avoid him and his associates including his right hand of sorts Theophilus Harlow if you can once you've finished Professor ronan's assignment your friend will meet you at the castle doors no time to waste the sooner you complete your work the sooner you can enjoy a butter beer at the three butter beer with Mr swallow okay meat okay where am I supposed to go now I just followed the dogs honestly all I ever do is follow the dots Adventure are we who talk to me Indigo three with a 10. ah there you are oh you're close hi you have a new spell to teach me Professor indeed I do and an exceedingly The Mending charm reperto fixes things right up makes a broken object good as new in the blink of an eye it seems as if that might come in handy more frequently than one would imagine as Professor Weasley mentioned I am not the only one who will be teaching you spells outside of Klaus in an effort to catch you up with your peers a number of your professors have agreed to do so as well but first each shall ask that you complete a few preliminary tasks to hone your magic I have arranged some for today see them through and then report back to me we will have you customers what is he arranged I'll start on the task right away professor what what collect the flying paper near the broken statue fine paper whatever it says oh that wasn't swallow we're fine we're cool this is the right area I wonder where the flying page is I found it um thank you for donating 25. wait I went the wrong way the game froze wait which has happened yo you good okay [Music] flying page must be around here somewhere I think vibrated oh there it is brilliant huge roller thank you for donating five dollars man I'm speedy I trust the preliminary dog I completed the assignments Professor marvelous you clearly know your way around basic charms yeah basic mending charm a try then shall we what remember to be deliberate in your enunciation and movement I want to see some Vigor now one at the ready yes sir remember your wand is a conduit of your magic okay easy I don't think I can fight random kids yet [Music] that's it very good if you would like to practice writing something have a go with that broken statue in the outcome oh I have to go Breakers I have to go fix the statue or do can I just go to hockey perhaps a jilted lover thought it too all right I'll go fix it preacher repair [Music] nicely done works like a charm doesn't it wow she's beautiful oh my Slaughter Auto thank you for donating who the heck why are you wearing that how do you get special clothes being able to conjure was a single quill I just like to remind him who's boss are you guys donating it's a button where the sub button normally is you have to be on desktop oh [ __ ] I keep not paying attention to the mini map all right going this way chat we're going on our date with swallow what's that treasure do you think it's painful to be in a half trying to think you think Pavilion foreign I can't open it what does that mean though oh weird okay in my opinion damn nothing [Music] why is homeboy singing Rebellion oh hey what's he missing you here can't see me you here Sebastian swallow hello Sebastian ah my new child he loves me I'm told you're in dire need of supplies and I'm to accompany you into hogsmead for them is this your first foray into the village is that here it is I haven't left the castle since I arrived well I shall Endeavor to be the very best of guides then hogsmeade's a Charming little place self-contained too we should be able to find you everything that you need shall we yeah guys this is just like don't tell my hot wolf boyfriend about this guy but he's super into me daddy Lars thank you for donating what about your wolf boyfriend well he goes to another school so like doesn't matter super you know Parks made not looking as nice as I thought it would [Music] I was glad Professor Weasley asked me to join you today oh yeah were you as am I thank you by the way yes of course you're the only one who's ever bested me in a jewel the way I see it I'd be wise to keep an eye on you yeah that's right lumos speaking of Weasley she seems to have taken quite a shine to you yeah that's nice to hear I'm still surprised that a professor wouldn't trust me with anything given my detention record spend a lot of time in detention do you just enough to keep me well-rounded oh [Music] speaking of detention this trip to hogsmeade might have saved me from one glad I could be of service Madame Scribner the librarian was on the hunt for me as is often the case Professor Weasley came to retrieve me and I was able to convince old Scribner that I had so much he's doing a lot of the talking hasn't really let me get any words in but that's okay bit of a bad did you manage to get on the librarian's bad side well I suspect it's a matter of differing opinions she thinks I shouldn't be allowed in the Restricted Section I'm inclined to disagree oh just one moment this is an excellent spot to gather lacewing flies they're pretty to look at if you shoe them long enough they make a powerful potion ingredient what okay great Sebastian tell me more about your family expression Merlin's beard from The Forbidden Forest look what's going on see for yourself quite a sight isn't it hippogriff you certainly don't see that every day I mean you probably do here he's already seen the hippogriffs absolutely already named uh oh am I lagging to the left is the Forbidden Forest how to bounce to all students hence the name precisely they think it's too dangerous I think they need to have more confidence in our defensive ability one second chat it'll catch up next slide just pass those ruins up ahead have you had much of a chance to explore the castle is that I've been there five years to see places to discover oh any you'd like to share with the class perhaps one day they're flirting so much I can't go around sending you all my secrets now can I you still haven't told me how you became so good at dueling 's pulling a carriage a bit grin though I suppose most people don't actually see them at all but you can see them unfortunately but you've seen quite a bit yourself firsthand too dude it's lagging out like crazy dragon attack the rest of your year isn't as eventful do you want a duel it's lagging so bad for the f uck Mr moon no it's just break he's a Hogwarts caretaker looks a bit worse for where after she came in yeah pleasure you might want to turn back Mr sallow right turn and run is everything all right sir I will look right at me eyes bigger sauces what did Mr Moon good luck to both of you sure what guys I don't know what he's putting in his pumpkin juice and he's obviously what setting should I change I've never seen Mr moon in such a state Mr moon is quite the character My Sister Anne thinks he's lovely but I'd say he could improve a bit As a caretaker oh is your sister and Slytherin too she is or rather she was she's not well at the moment but she'll be better soon and back at Hogwarts we're so delayed really you guys hear me wait wait one in chat when you can hear me one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen and twenty 21. 22 23 24 25 26 something foreign oh no oh gosh turn off Ray tracing if it's on it's not on [Music] what should I do honestly okay type one in chat when you can hear me foreign works but I don't think it does can you read this yeah Jello I just saw that I think I'm [ __ ] I don't think it's saved you guys keep saying saved but it's definitely not type five and chat when you can hear me foreign oh boy it f too many times should I just end it's like a it's like a 20 second delay now you guys are saying it's working fine but it's not you're so far behind you're so far behind should I just play even though you guys are behind it's kind of fun maybe it'll catch up eventually I like that s fans reporting in from mobile thank you Esther and for your service yeah this is not good just restart don't end should I just play with delay

welcome to fake gurus number five today we're talking about the winning stock coach aka Michael Matthew and the reason we're talking about Michael Matthew is look I want to share with you guys what he's all about I think he's really an interesting case study that we could learn a lot from so let's talk about him this is sort of the outline sort of the outline of what we're talking about today so the first thing I want to talk to you guys about is he is the owner of winning stock coach now winning stock coach here winning stock coach is a website that is unfortunately no longer available but exists on the internet in the form of a series of webinars by Michael Matthew himself and we'll get into why he doesn't have a website anymore in a second but basically he was teaching how to do charts my chart analysis like a lot of stock gurus on the internet do right now so he would he would do market overviews he would he would teach you like techniques that he had he would do position recaps and he would do he would do all these things like try to try to teach people how to invest all these kind of things and you see it break the ice inning triangle and every time it does you see this big volume spike and then typically what you do is that next candle you see it kind of hanging out where did you run up to here so you get the idea pretty pretty standard stuff a lot of people on the internet are doing this kind of like chart analysis the other thing I wanted to mention is that he has very positive earth views so I picked a few of my my favorites I've been with winning stock coach for a little over a year but prior to this service I'd never traded or knew anything I've said the last year studying learning blah blah blah he's talking about all his growth all this stuff he says it's amazing he's got a passion to teach whatever great review right and then we've got only educational service this is the service for you for people who want to learn stocks who want to who want to want to learn to fish and not just be fed okay so yada yada yada telling you how great he is then we've also got this one incredible after extremes up its ups and downs on my own and other things that do the run-and-shoot method of trading it's been a breath of fresh air and maybe a complete save to feel like I really can learn how to trade and not just trade what others are picking for me coach Mike and mods are always willing to work out the kinks oh so coach mike has pretty incredible reviews and also on his Angie's List he's got an A rating a rating on Angie's List this is a current rating on his site winning stock coach ok great reviews he's got a live trade trading with a chat room and then he's also he posts his track record of winning statements now all these things all these things sound great right this sounds good it sounds it sounds as good as any standard guru that you might see now let's let's talk about the only problem though the OTP as they call it the only problem the only problem with all Michael Matthew is he doesn't trade anymore and if you want to know why he doesn't trade anymore we just have to go to this where Michael Matthew was sentenced to 20 years for fraud [Music] why was he sentenced to 20 years for fraud after all those good reviews after all those great reviews well he took nearly half a million dollars from people who wanted to make secure investments through his company now what a shock right now if you've been following me and you have some of my intuition you might have known this guy was a fraud when he starts promising things like a like a according to this guy he promises a 147 million he made 147 million dollars last year and according to this coach Mike gets 400% gains in as little as one day so if you've been following me for a while I've been telling you guys that that is impossible that those kind of whenever someone promises ridiculous gains there there's probably something else going on behind the scenes and that was certainly the case here according to he says he's very sorry he's he's very sorry that he stole however half a million dollars from people and the judge says I'm not sure what you're sorry for because he didn't seem sorry but when he was taking everyone's money he got charged with 36 felonies related to theft and securities fraud and was ordered to pay half a million dollars in restitution okay here's what I want to draw your attention to he had convinced people he was a successful trader and could get them large returns on investments from 2014 to 2016 that's what he ran the site and whatever remorse he did manifest wasn't manifest until he was arrested it's as fake as the statements he provided to his investors so unlike Ricky Gutierrez this guy actually provided statements to its investors but of course when you're claiming those kind of crazy returns there they're bound to be forged and that was the case with with this guy and and the thing that I want to point out is if you were there before he got charged with these things there were so many people that were positive that this guy was legit as you saw from those reviews people were positive that he was nothing but legit he was some financial wizard some financial guru had figured out secrets that no one else had access to and of course that was not the case and in fact let's see here and then in fact how he got the returns he did was he took their money the people's money who put it put it in his investment group and spent out himself and covered thousands of dollars in losses on his etrade account so he was actually a bad trader when he was trading on each trade he was losing money and he kept covering it with the losses of people who thought it was a guru and saw his account balance just keep going up little do they know when they put money with him it was just dumping into his invest his trading account and so they kept seeing it go up but they didn't realize it was because people believed in him and put money into his his scheme now there are a lot of different ways for schemes to happen not everybody has put as an investment group some people sell courses some people just want like Fame and so they just promise ridiculous returns but you've got to realize if it's too good to be true it probably is now the SEC all these people who investigate these things don't have time to investigate every single one so there are plenty of people out there who haven't we haven't had time to officially debunk it kind of like call to task on what they're claiming and and these guys have also gotten more sophisticated with the lies but you've got to realize that when these when these people come out with these crazy claims you've got to be skeptical I mean the real thing I want to want to make you think about is is what was the only thing that what gave away Mike when he was when he was a you know when he was pulling off the scheme the only thing that gave away Mike that that you could have figured out for sure that he was cheating people at the time was his insane returns because he apparently had put in get given investor reports to people to prove what he was making but those turned out to be lies but you didn't know at the time he also had a live trading platform with his chat room that people swore up and down where he posted his wins and losses so you couldn't have figured out that way you couldn't have figured out with his reviews cuz everyone's saying he's great he calls himself a guru so the only way you know that this guy's a liar and is taking your money is by just evaluating his claims evaluating what he's saying he's making and say okay what do I know about people who actually trade on Wall Street what do I know about the average performance of hedge funds underperforming the the the average indicee what do I know about Warren Buffett winning the ten year bet against hedge funds where hedge funds couldn't outperform stock market indexes when you see somebody who claims consistent returns who claims to be making insane returns you should naturally wonder what's going on in here don't just accept their claims at face value don't wait till the person has to go to jail for you to realize what's going on so that's pretty much it I just wanted to expose you got guys to this person and the other thing I want to get you thinking about is like look he stole half a million dollars and look how many subscribers he has okay this guy was not popular he had let's see two hundred sixty two subscribers forty thousand views now I don't know what is his facebook presence is like I mean I guess we can check on Twitter he had 1,900 followers on Facebook it looks like his pages expired in other words he wasn't that popular and but because people are so desperate people sunk half a million dollars into his his fake scheme so just think how about those people who have successful channels what about those people with successful channels how much money do you think they're taking from people now I'm again I can only evaluate the criminality of somebody who's actually been you know convicted but just think about the analogy I mean how many people also have supposedly a track record of winning how many people have a live trading live trading floor with the chatroom how many of them have a bunch of positive reviews how many of them say there's some financial guru who can teach you how to trade how many of them offer free free trading lessons that look something like this how many of them I mean I bet you can think of a few and how many of them only have one thing that looks sketchy and that's what they say they're supposedly making don't believe it guys don't believe the hype okay stick with some fundamentals don't read people who are making their money from courses from from people from people who are promising you money if you invest in their investment group which supposedly has amazing returns don't buy into this stuff and if you have a tip about a fake guru send it to my email address but here's the thing actually have a tip so people like say like please review X but they don't have any reason that the person is an actual fake guru if you're gonna contact me make sure you have some kind of evidence or some smoking gun and maybe you're featured on the next fake guru I'm obliged to all the tips so I hope you enjoyed this episode of fake gurus and the amen listen to the McCord space and him from straight smacking of the war I was on the plane and the stewardess said that's foolishness so for that beat I came [Music] [Music] [Music]

hi all and welcome to my channel if you're interested in learning what it takes to make an mmo then you're in the right place the goal of this series is to investigate all of the common software problems that you might face when building your own mmo in that sense the goal of this series is to be educational we will explore a variety of topics in a reasonable amount of depth rendering networking deployments organization algorithms and and much more when people say mmo they typically mean a massive game we might not be able to reach that kind of scale but we will design our system with scale in mind a more precise name for what we will build is a persistent distributed online game that's kind of long to say so i'll just stick with mmo because mmos require several different domains of knowledge i'll definitely need to learn a few things along the way i'll try to give you i'll try to give each subject the explanation it deserves but in case i miss anything feel free to let me know the language we are going to use for this project is go also known as golang go is a relatively simple language it packs an enormous punch when it comes to features and libraries in my opinion these characteristics make go a great choice for teaching software and software architectures well that's all i have for now i hope you'll stick around and let me know what you think all right let's get started so the first thing we need to do is set up our go project folder so i've already done that here in an mmo folder inside of my go path and the first file we're going to create is a main.go file so let's do that now main dot go and then in here we can start coding so let's open up this file with our favorite text editor and then because it's a main file we want to indicate that to the go compiler so we do that by doing package main next we can set up our import statements and the two imports we're going to use is from a package called pixel and that's our rendering library now that we have our import set up we can create our main function because pixel is an opengl based ranger we need to lock all the draw calls to the same thread pixel has a helper function that does that for us so let's do that now in pixel we do this by doing pixel gl dot run and then we pass in a function that we want to execute and then that'll be like our sub function which holds all of our draw calls and all of our draw work so here i've created run game and that's what does that work for us next we want to open a window to do that we first need to create a window config here in our window config we've configured a few things like the title the boundary of the window or if we want vsync on or off and then if the windows are sizeable or not next we can use that window config to actually open a window object so this line will open a window and also return an error in case the window failed to create then we have a window object here and then we have a little bit of error checking below so right now we'll just panic if we were unable to open the window now that we've created the window object we can actually start using it so we'll call this function set smooth to set smooth false and we want to use set smooth false because this will be a pixel art game if you set smooth to true then it'll start blurring the pixels to make them a little bit more smoother that's really only useful for non-pixel art type games this will be our main game loop and this will just loop forever until the escape key is pressed inside our game loop we'll do two things first we'll clear the screen with a black color and then also we'll update the window and updating the window will do two things it'll draw the next frame buffer to the screen and it'll also check for new inputs notably checking for new inputs is required for things like just press to work now that we've done a good amount of work we can actually run our program and we have to do a few things to enable that i'm just going to open a terminal to do all the work in uh the first thing we need to do is initialize this this project as a go module so to do that you do go mod init and now that that's set up we can actually pull down the prod the uh dependencies that we have and the one that we need to pull down is pixel to do that to pull down all of your dependencies you can just do goget dot now that pixel is pulled in we can actually build our code and see if it runs to do that you just do go run dot there you have it here's our screen it's resizable and the title is correct and then exit button doesn't work because we haven't coded that listener in but you can hit escape to close now that we have a window let's do a little bit more let's work on drawing a sprite and then also using the input arrow keys to move them around i've gone ahead and drawn a little character for us to use in our game it'll just be man.png so we'll import that and then we'll draw them to the screen and then we'll also use arrow keys to move around so the first thing we need to do is read in that input that man.png file and then convert it to a sprite object so let's create a new function to do that work for us so this will be our get sprite function it basically takes in an input which is the path to the file and then returns a sprite and an error if the sprite was unable to be opened or created so let's open the file then we'll check for errors and if there was an error we'll just return that error back to the user we also don't want to forget to close the file so this code will take our recently opened file and convert it into an image using the image.decode function it'll also return an error potentially if there's any issues but uh so we're just going to return that error if it happens this next line will take our image and convert it into a pixel.picture object finally we can take that picture and pass it into the pixel.newsprite function we also need to specify the bounds of the picture to tell pixel how much of the picture it wants to turn into the actual sprite we'll also return nil as the error because there was no error now that we have our function let's use it and we'll use it to create a manned sprite object and we'll also check our error in panic if it fails let's also set up a position for our man to be drawn at we'll just set it to the the center of the window bounds now with our man spreading our man position whoops now with our man sprite and our man position we can draw to the screen so let's unpack what this function call looks like so we're taking the mansprite and then we're drawing him to the window and then the transformation that we want to draw with him is the next parameter to this draw call and and that call looks something like this so we create the identity matrix which is zero trans which is uh basically a zero transformation where we don't move the sprite at all uh we don't rotate the spread at all and we don't scale the sprite at all but we can adjust that slightly to do a little bit of scaling so we'll scale it around zero zero which is pixel.zv and we'll scale it by 2. next we'll move the position by the man position that we had set previously now that we have a little bit more let's test our code oops looks like we forgot to do some imports so these were the imports that were missing and these were being used by our get sprite function specifically we used os to open the file and then we used image and image slash png to decode the file into an image and this might be a weird notation for you but what this does is it imports the side effects but not the actual package so we can't actually do anything like png dot call function but we do have some of the side effects imported and that was required by our image decode function right here now we can run our code and it accidentally opened on the wrong screen for me but here it is uh so this is a little man now drawn in the center of the screen and everything else is still the same so you can hit escape to close now next let's do some input handling and move our man around what these four if statements will do is they'll check for all uh four arrow keys and then they'll move the man in the right direction depending on which arrow key was pressed all right a few little typos there so let's rerun it and then here's our little man and so we can now we can hit the left right up down buttons and then he'll move respective direction and you can hit escape to close all right well thanks for tuning in that was the first episode where we opened a window uh drew a sprite and then also captured some input to move him around

[Music] thank you uh what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up everybody doing tell them to bring out the whole ocean what the hell does that mean Ed Aguilar thank you for the sub uh uh I really gonna watch the Xbox okay so we hit rock bottom we watch every showcase we watch the sodium case we're gonna watch the Xbox One games plus they have the Starfield direct and I can't wait to see that game um Halo 1 re-re-master is it time is it time for a Halo one re-re-master I think it is I think we're all waiting for it uh chuckler what's good Cameron uh x j y z the big man whose name starts with an A I mean not really right well you get it uh another Skyrim Anniversary Edition finally you guys are thinking yes can we get one more version of Skyrim a definitive version you know what I'm saying us Skyrim fans don't know which one to buy we've been holding out for 10 years waiting for the perfect one I think just one more would do it hey shark I got a job at coffee stain after watching your interview video I didn't use anything from it but it did happen after that counts I do get a cut of your earnings I I don't want to I mean congratulations first of all congratulations seriously um on the job uh but I do in perpetuity get a cut of your earnings because you watch the video so you did use my techniques whether or not you think you did um um but we'll figure it out my lawyers will talk to you now announcing a Skyrim console that exclusively plays Skyrim for some people that would sell okay Mr Wonderful you inspired me to go to college do you get a cut of my debt too no I thought about it no I don't get a cut of your debt that's all you that's I give that to you King uh what's up bugs you see the Nazis hanging out in front of the entrance of to Disney did I see them no I haven't been to Disney in a little bit uh no I did not see them um do you think they will patch chess finally I am swear to God I hope they [ __ ] Nerf the queen too political is what I always say overpowered Queen character Jesus Christ dude Mary Sue for real chess is too woke [Music] I think they should give the Rook like um huge muscles two guns and then make him super strong there's a new season of Pokemon unite starting today what is that uh what why would you ever think I would care about that I can't even that it might be that's like a black hole of useless knowledge that I TR that isn't I can't I can't even force my brain to think about it too long it's like trying to grab a greased Pig dude it's so slippery it's such a useless fact um have you heard a game called shotgun King it's chess with shotguns no sounds fun I think the NRA should give pawns more help because a good Pawn with a gun can protect a good King [Music] so stupid pigeon Lord just graduated high school uh congratulations kind of didn't need to go to high school you know what I'm saying once you've seen one marketing Monday you could just quit school no matter where you're at it must have been weird for you having seen a marketing Monday and knowing you could correct all your teachers at everything it was like you should be teaching those classes at that point that's actually how I graduated oh okay that makes sense they just graduated you early you just went straight to the principal's office and said I've seen a marketing Monday and he said say no more and he hands you a diploma my teachers called me a nerd and bullied me you know God gives the strongest battles at what age should I be on a hundred thousand a drug I would say if you don't have a hundred thousand dollars by 11 years old it's over for you like if you uh an 11 is a little late but if you haven't started Drop Shipping your own driving company in Roblox by [ __ ] seven then there's just no chant you don't have the Russell mindset I went to my Dean's office he asked me to tag myself and then gave me a diploma we have five minutes we got five minutes uh ladies and gentlemen tell Xbox apparently blows us all away with a live reveal that Silk song is actually out today my bullies won't leave me alone but they don't know they give me passive depression which inspires me to make more nfts oh [ __ ] that's [ __ ] awesome that's you've turned it it's like you've Judo moved you've turned it against them every time they make fun of you you just make another and you mint another nft of that it's now his power yeah that would be I can't imagine all right rewind time or just imagine hypothetically I'm I'm a bully and I'm like either make it funny or wailing on you and you pull out your phone and screenshot this moment and Sam joke's on you I'm about to turn this into an nft feel like you might break the bully's brain because they want to bully you so much harder now it's a Darman script yeah [Music] I'd cry minting it yeah well you're getting bullied uh it's like the scene in the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre what the next one you can see the future you can see Texas chains what a useless power you have you can only see the future in the form of Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies hey big I just wanted to say thanks for inspiring me to play Hollow Knight I finished the last binding on Pantheon of hollowness it's all thanks to you that's cool I'm glad you enjoyed the game it [ __ ] rules uh I struggled to start playing it so I'm glad I got people to try it and that's why today for you and and I we're gonna get silk song tier list ever since I made my greatest movie of my greatest uh YouTube video of all time the hollow Knight boss tearless people been people been getting get into it team Cherry called me and said that video changed our our whole company's trajectory lazy sapi and they have the two months Sora shielding for the 31 months said thank you for the 12 months of good content but has been subbed for 31 months it's not not adding up Soros you got there eventually someone some off do you think you'll do another Hitman Challenge video again one day I mean I just uh uh did the Hitman hardcore freelancer record it's on the other channel I would check that out um silk song out today in a and a third game announced yeah yeah they should announce Hollow Knight three that that would be the biggest Flex is they start playing a trailer in Hollow Knight art style and everyone like oh silk song and then they reveal it's like [ __ ] holiday three and it looks like it's already out well all the conferences going on they uploaded it to steam that would be a [ __ ] ultimate Flex got me checking steam right now [Laughter] it's so funny to imagine you actually doing that well what if he's right I'll hit refresh there better be some silk song news bro because because last year at the Xbox conference is when they announced Silk songs release date would be in one year and now it's been a year it hasn't happened they did delay it so we better get a [ __ ] update that's so crazy that everyone in chat was saying that's that's cope it's not gonna happen like surely they won't actually do it and I was like no come on they wouldn't announce it in one year if they didn't if they weren't gonna do it I remember specifically it was it was during the pop-a-thon I think wow is this the one year anniversary of the popathon let's play a pop-a-thon song popathon album [Music] s Quincy on the boat he got Engineers on Deck he got many different monkeys doing better the rest he thousands in the bank and only two rounds left let's go [Music] all right what do we got opening with a trailer I love that Xbox game Studio presents oh we're finally doing this really because I was gonna make a sandwich [Music] do it Dave vegetable enthusiasts what do I think about heroes well we've all seen them haven't we swanning about the place with their disproportionately high cheekbones and comically massive weapons roughing up Bandits because what is this Bandits don't they living it up with the common folk every every single night on a day-to-day basis I'll say the two Heroes me someone who's breaking you around with fruit with veg on the agricultural side of things not wafting around sure actually based that's what they are wafters yeah well done you see I'm not here wait is this Fable legendary Pier to conquer the vegetable not a euphemism let's face it the age of Heroes is over this is the age of innovation this if you will is the age of death one moment is this fable [Music] awkward we made a beanstalk [Music] foreign [Music] wow the return of fable can we please get Peter Molina to come out and promise me the [ __ ] world promise me it'll [ __ ] make me eggs every morning and uh I mean no gameplay footage but yes bro they're all going to say demos Game Pass please do not cheer David one game pass let's go because it's gonna say it for all of them that's their whole thing what's this oh it's been a while so you remember that favor you owe me a lot of giants so far I'm looking for a creature huge sneaky teeth black knives but oh nice watch no it looks like atriak no no nobody sneaky [Music] what is this [Music] south of midnight super interesting theme uh uh but no gameplay again I don't know I don't even know what kind of game that would be Game Pass day one with Game Pass you're joking no no way world at least that's what I hear but I've been here oh [ __ ] Star Wars game [Music] they're everywhere coach or three but the world here belongs to syndicates Club Shadow Origins finally we can figure out where Club Shield comes from and get to play them for his rise I have to play their game I play this game at the [ __ ] LARPing Hotel dude I played that at the LARPing Hotel [Music] it's closing that just makes my experience all the more valuable cool and now I just need a chance to finally be free wherever that takes me I'm here to offer you a way out okay oh get off my ship Jalen give me a chance you're gonna have to trust me it'll be dangerous risk this is entirely new this is kind of cool off you'll never look over your shoulder again I just with the trailer like this you never know if the gameplay is gonna be like top-down isometric 3D Farming Simulator you know like I can't I want to see the gameplay it's a big Galaxy out there yeah it's like a match three card game I don't know if I can do it Jalen I don't know if I can reclaim my family's Destiny and it's like matching three lightsabers and they light up good job Star Wars Outlaws yeah I mean the [ __ ] theming is great but I see an Ubisoft logo in the corner and I get scared I get scared bro I just get a little scared oh today or tomorrow tomorrow game play tomorrow south of Midnight Star Wars Outlaws Welcome to our first ever double feature the Xbox game showcase followed by a deep dive into one of the most important RPGs ever made Starfield stop piping it up gaming is the most powerful of all entertainment it transports it challenges it is the most powerful get [ __ ] movies really fun get owned that is why teammates building the greatest place to play by partnering with the most ambitious of game creators and by unleashing the power of the Gaming Community enabling all of us to play the games we want with our friends Italian for mobile devices to PCS to consoles the lineup we have for you today is just incredible good start so far these are the works of the very greatest creatives around the world we made this show for you the largest most engaged and globally diverse fan base in Xbox history let's go you are the heart and soul of Xbox your passion drives us and you are the inspiration for The Visionaries whose games we showcase today and that's why I make this pizza and all of the team at Xbox thank you you're welcome next game is from Thunder Lotus the award-winning Studio behind Spirit Fair who've gone back to their combat routes with an amazing Co-op raid focused action game that is uniquely theirs all right everybody it's time let's go Premiere let me do it let me do it I'm muting you next time announcer I do a better oh whoa art style Hades [Music] ask [Music] [Music] 83 yeah they're doing both the rare double sequel [Music] I like this already I like this already sorry I do except for something about the movement looks a little off a little flash gaming 33 player call oh that's why 33 player co-op well who in the world got 33 friends other than me I have 3 000 friends in here right now close personal friends [Music] [Music] [Music] 33 of Mortals interesting idea 32 player cop is interesting you can't that's not a good clock size because you can't group chat that no it's annoying Game Pass though uh all right guys it's a simple job payday payday five I used to place my little brother we had a blast these games are fun [Music] this is pretty cool I like the idea of tower defensing SWAT members though like the police would just keep sending wave of men's down the same hallway like they're balloons [Music] maybe get s3k for this s3k reunion robbing a bank in real life and then we get enough money to buy this payday 3 baby it looks great oh coming this year [Music] I'll do it guys you're gonna do the joke the whole time the whole conference you're gonna do this joke because I commented on it once you know how we roll all right Judgment Day with two months finally anime Vince into the fork [Music] all right Ramen and buy a short bow as High School this is like Persona [ __ ] Ultimate Edition remastered three Redux return shadow shadow Edition Nightfall [Music] that's the one great [ __ ] nailed it and guess what guess what it's day one is Game Pass I'll let someone on The Game Pass marketing team to like stop into my stream and just smile feel great they really love it Assassin's Creed or people don't like you very much do they sent here to the living lands by an emperor who couldn't bother to come himself is this new or just disavowed what is this what is this you want us to trust you it does look kind of but the truth is Loki Skyrim esque you know scare us like a new take on an old classic the way you fight oh sheesh the power you will medieval BioShock you're either here to save us [Music] or destroy us [Music] Forge New oh destiny nailed it what are you gonna do with it oh yeah this is about okay okay I thought it was disavowed but it's just about all right a good trailer cool trailer and it's on Game Pass day one so I'm losing it I'm [ __ ] I'm torqued day one game pass bro Jesus Christ yes yes yes [Music] wait is this Monkey Island no way no let's see a thieves why was it the music is wait this is oh my God Boomers everywhere celebrating notorious Tavern on melee Island well this is for like it's such a small sensitive people so tell me which ship is right for you A big ship a luxury ship a ship with Justice the legend of Monkey Island you mean Governor guybrush but freeport's not set foot out of that Mansion for almost a year hey wow you're doing I told you no autographs though I see you have a meet and greet ticket and I guess it's not every day that you get to meet the mighty pirate guy Rush Three Wood they'll know just not Monkey Island wow I want to play this the Chuck has turned the memories of this island into a prison for guybrush well well it's the chuck we need this [Music] themes may be very different from the sea it's the blue lady thank you wow it's all the references I love references to things from when I played as a kid wait uh that's awesome but actually I'm gonna play this [ __ ] for sure I loved Monkey Island but I can't believe they made that because there's like no look yeah it is old that was like one of the first games I ever played as a kid and it's on Game Pass so you guys can really [Music] oh pursue your dream of a career in aviation no I don't have a dream of career in aviation this flight Sim again [Music] flight Sim Monkey Island DLC imagine if there's someone at Xbox is a huge Monkey Island fan and every single game has a forced Monkey Island [ __ ] themed DLC [Laughter] they just [ __ ] tanked the whole company adding firefighting is a little on the nose for the Times we're in bro we're gonna have constant wildfires for the rest of our natural lives so they got to do it sometime no no no guys because it'll be Day One on Game Pass watch out not aware potchef [Music] okay this is a sick game VIP charter service bro my [ __ ] my one dream is to run a [ __ ] charter service for rich people in a video game I want a digital job where somebody can yell at me while I fly them to [ __ ] Napa [Music] you ever play firewatch yeah it's great I streamed it long time ago oh a sequel huh they don't do this every year do they take the big gaps it really is just [ __ ] dunk in flights him uh uh that's funny hi Melina here speaking to you from someone's capture stage that Ninja Theory where we have just wrapped our shoots for sanwa Saga hellblade 2. when we first showed gameplay for hellblade 2 it was a look at some of the piercing eyes and immersive actions off against a gigantic troll our eyes are piercing into my soul today we're taking you deep into Central life a unique perspective you couldn't lie to this person Saga what you'll see today is all captured by the team on Xbox series X it's like she has the thing that uh the Nvidia think it turns off the links oh God oh that's many people's fears are being triggered right now God that is uh uncomfortable for us following the threats of her mind yeah claustrophobia and buried alive and women some gamers are just scared of a strong female character some of claustrophobia either way they're all I never played the first one of these but it looked great is it and if this is Graphics oh this is crazy you should play it'll be all play it leading up to this one coming out it did look really good dude these Graphics are nuts they are watching us I didn't get to work on the campaign for this because it I left before it started but this was one of the games on our list at Nvidia as like upcoming great graphics games that we should build campaigns around how can we make it happen it's time to find I watch it's time to find out what are you waiting for I'm here Duluth so I'm watching more than one this is not a Golem reference are they where are you what do they want I'm intrigued into their eyes feel them boring into her which what is she supposed to do do something awesome what do you want me to do yeah I don't know what they want her to do either they're just kind of yapping crossover through hell to find us that's not a real human it's a 3D it's just great graphics [Music] but it could be pre-rendered [Music] this is how gen Z feels when they try to make a phone call s [ __ ] pressure okay [Music] oh parts of here that are broken you can be whole all the grave All the Rage it heals everything everything else everything I've done has led me to this place because it's like a forgetfulness water or something I am here now what if we get lost forever this is very cinematic I will not let them down [Music] oh interesting are these around you damn the only problem is that was such a story focused trailer it makes me think I have to play the first one to understand what the [ __ ] going on that trailer is not like ah that made me really think I need to know what the [ __ ] happening I felt completely lost so I guess I have to play the first one um is this dead or alive beach volleyball what are Yakuza fans huh [Music] dudes just hanging dong foreign [Music] [Music] it's like an Austin power sketch dude oh my God come on you know you gotta wear pants bro [Music] [Music] huh [Music] huh the better of a cyberpunk style dick slider okay if you spend the whole game naked on a beach you better be able to [ __ ] like a dragon infinite wealth what the title well that's so confusing also not on Game Pass wow what a disaster what a disaster we don't believe you anymore I don't want to see other Fallout trailer dude you've literally burned the bridge from the heart of West Virginia to the depths of the people like this whole art this whole thing is not cute anymore no matter if you run you run for latcher where the good times never ends there are relics to uncover from a time before the war along with loads of friendly folks to meet and enemies Galore our world is always changing greater bubbles are overthrown as we embark on Expeditions into thrilling new unknowns yes from Appalachian settlements to don't care short on things to do on places man I did love Fallout 3 though and New Vegas [Music] this is an obviously an expansion or whatever an update play it now with Xbox oh you guys like it now this game was a huge disaster World premiere oh oh oh what is this what is this Sonic to be a weird Sonic is this pan themed [Music] I don't know I don't know what this is [Music] oh [ __ ] that is a badass looking oh my God okay because this is entirely new it's not Hansel and Gretel that would be dope though a Japanese horror Fusion remaster of Hansel and Gretel is this Maxwell it is wow wait is it [Music] it's not an Arts yes but it's like uh this gives a bit rate killer for sure uh path of the guys okay this game is more like this is not a AA title I think based on that little gameplay where it zoomed out it looked more rage shadow legendsy uh but it's Day One on Game Pass so you guys all love it General Motors is this a GM ad Chevrolet and Cadillac Cadillac's competitive Spirit to a whole new level with its thunderous V8 dude one Hybrid Power come on legendary Corvette has been a celebrate these are already giant advertisements these conferences are already big ads for your games don't include actual ads in the middle to usher in a new era of competition with the innovators behind the new Forza Motorsport yeah but this is paid for by Jim right Forza Motorsport and General Motors are preparing their strengths and Technical excellence and sophisticated modern design to take bold steps into the future and bring that experience to gamers I'm thrilled to welcome the cadillacv series.r and the Corvette e-ray to the hosts of competition this is such an ad all right I know you're ready you've got this let's tweak the car's performance for the next one it'd be cool if everybody who has Game Pass gets a free Corvette though if anyone's watching from Microsoft that could be a good way to really get a leg up on Sony it was your best lap yet yeah GM vehicles I think it's fun that there are people that see this and get [ __ ] torqued there are people that see car game with slicer Graphics than last year's car game and they go [ __ ] nuts they just get they get so excited thank you I have seen all that ever was and all that ever will be I'm being serious I think it's fun between what is this endure this oh this goes online courage how old is this game now 40. 2014 really oh my God MMOs must print money dude if they're still working on this [ __ ] it wasn't even successful well obviously wow makes tons of money I mean like the competition reality like games that don't even pop off probably still print money even with a small dedicated player base the only good MMO is RuneScape bro it's okay to say you're broke you don't have to say it all fancy you can just say like I'm broke and I'm working on it laughs [Music] say Tamriel oh [Music] the necron shadow over Morrowind expansion I'm getting into it that convinced me unit 37 Toronto is under attack no sector Toronto is under attack who cares they've taken over most of the city and they're rounding up bro Toronto that's not worth our time [Music] we can stop null sector maybe we can save the city coming through but what is this is this PVE problems already didn't it cancel this there's a Mech there's a fight they want I say let's give it to him look cool no call Cassidy call Cassidy dude time to create peace [Music] dude imagine this trailer ends with the word is not coming La Mao canceled you really thought that would actually be [ __ ] awesome that'd be the funniest thing Blizzard's done in 10 years foreign let's go shall we do this together isn't always all new engaging are these all new not bad no okay I've just been I haven't played OverWatch since the beginning since I spammed at the time he was named McCree now he's of course the legendary Nicole Cassidy [Music] disgrace it looks like we're in a palace what's going on who are these people this is another persona it's the second Persona trailer just out of here so you're telling me your thieves who steal harms and you just happen to stumble into this world the rebel core will always help the fancy themes just as the Phantom thieves have helped never forget that we're a United Force who can rely on each other it's not that the game looks bad it's just funny because Persona 5S talk about this game like it's the [ __ ] second coming of Christ they'll quit their job to play this game and I look at it it looks so basic [Music] attack they will literally like Abandon All responsibilities for a month to play this game and I look at it and I see like the most basic looking JRP team of all time [Music] that's what I do shout out to the neats Take One on Game Pass oh Maybe God damn you guys are so stupid we'll do it on every single one long after it's what is this the Wonder ing not that the field of this is so vast oh that we have measured it oh it's Starfield okay let's go into with an open mind [Music] [Laughter] just show me Todd Howard have him promise me something we're all here because we're committed to the biggest question of all [Music] the same [ __ ] engine too out there [Music] you're part of constellation now Monkey Island out of our family [Music] as the problem is all this doesn't matter as cool as this trailer looks I cannot trust it because it could be so [ __ ] buggy here on out to Captain grab jump is ready like it depends on how it plays like I have to see gameplay and ideally I have to see reviews at this point they've burned the trust these artifacts could be everything we've been looking for another great secrets the universe is asking us to unravel human settlements throughout the Galaxy could be at risk [Applause] stopping the forever lies no change forever [Music] it looks kind of like cyberpunk combat this is where we belong day one on gay pass though yeah what Bethesda is to do is under promise but as it is to under promise oh I don't see is it doing um [Music] yeah we'll take a look it says game pass but it's like day one on Game Pass there it is that's what you really want to know world here yeah I would tell her to come out and say it's going to be bad don't pay attention and they don't Market it at all and then it's actually good and then everyone [ __ ] love but that's that game mind the mountain by the atrio divs free solo that would actually be a dope game a free climbing game would be actually sick [Music] [Music] I feel like Alex Honnold simulator oh this is cool [Music] he's got a cute animal companion very smart everyone loves that it's got an interesting world [Music] crazy impractical place to build a village well I I assume there's a reason in the lore don't nod holy [ __ ] this is where Alex Honnold was born it's this story of his origin he literally is an alien and this is the plan he came from [Music] I'm intrigued I get like a fun uh almost like a tunic or you know the vibe of like a simple adventure game split or like a oh what is that Journey yeah yeah Journey [Music] yeah Last Guardian yeah exactly [Music] just just Sans just Sant am I saying that right just say it World premiere they're French oh I take it back the game looks like [ __ ] but get eating [ __ ] foreign [Music] oil rig Edition oh horror game on an oil rig actually kind of a cool idea the real Horrors what they're doing to the environment water-based horror games are all inherently scarier oh I'm a tree just looks oh it still wakes the deep that looks good that looks straight up good already and they showed like five seconds that's a good trailer that was a good trailer because I'm a little bit uh disconcerted I get the idea they got it across in 30 seconds I'm gonna probably play that and freak out and of course it's day one I don't know if you guys noticed that it's day one game pass low fight girl the game [Music] oh chicken hoverboard [Music] a couple frame rate issues but kind of cool kind of cool [Music] slow down enjoy life new day new dungeon [Music] oh interesting wait what interesting dungeons of hinterberg [Music] interesting I gotta see a review I don't know if that's like because there's a couple games like that right that one needs to be Stellar to stand out but hi oh I was very excited he's to be returning his Johnny silver hand in the upcoming expansion for cyberpunk you're breathtaking this new adventure reunites Johnny and V on a dangerous spy mission and introduces Idris Elba hey call me once it's really amazing to share the screen with you Idris it's cool to be a part of this game with you man um as a player you'll get to visit Idris is not watching piano unexplored part of night City and rescue the president of the new United States of America expect a massive expansion twists secrets and plenty of stuff to do yes voice does sound like AI generated or something just keeps raising them at the bar when it comes to telling cinematic stories and video games and I really can't wait for you to play it on Xbox series X and S but enough talking I'm guessing you want to see for yourself this is old and so it is my honor and pleasure John Wicked out he was fine that was just that just introduced the official trailer for Phantom Liberty listen nobody's knocking Keanu here this is Mike yeah it probably is let's check it out of this Johnny Johnny I'm dying there's nothing can stop that V my name is Songbird I'm an nus intelligence analyst I know about the bomb Chicken in your head and I can save your life oh what's the catch I need you to get to Dogtown attention all Dogtown residents managed to crash her space force one and throughout humble District man's got a thousand and one reasons to want Myers as a hostage sleeper agents and to wake them up okay USA is tossing us back into The Fray huh saving Joe Biden who is still president in 20 77. age 155. top priority [ __ ] they catch us out here we're dead waiter hear that the next 15 elections are all between Biden and Trump and they go back and forth into their hundreds and ratted us up you know the treason ain't never black and white it's a charade V Idris he goes people get hurt bodies dropped just one would Songbird promised me take care the situation has changed I need to know if you're with me illusion of Freedom draws in the dust well none of the Pick Your Truth cars have teleported through walls yet gotta put it to someone's head pull the trigger oh don't do anything and do it soon I'll die it will be dope if they didn't allow this to come out on Old consoles if this is only available on yeah wow interesting PC Xbox series X oh World premiere World premiere huh in that case while this is going on I am just now realizing that some of you are literally gonna buy game pass because you spammed this [ __ ] day one on Game Pass thing like in [ __ ] reverse viral marketing you have been spamming it the whole time and now you're suddenly attached to it and now you feel like you're actually a [ __ ] proponent of Gay Fest and now you're actually gonna go buy it it's insane you've literally converted yourself as part of a meme Game Pass is worth it yeah of course it's worth it they're literally selling it at under cost so they can get massive market share and then jack up the prices later yes it's worth it but there's no reason took advantage of it while you can it's like not using Uber when it was [ __ ] uh you know like subsidized [Music] oh there is a black bar oh I fixed it thanks for saying that yeah like Movie Pass there is like free movie tickets if companies want to give you money take it I guess but just realize that you're complicit in a larger Monopoly scheme World premiere [Music] oh the banner Saga Trilogy is good man of these cities have fallen what is this our people's only means of survival is to seek Sanctuary here in the belfry you must explore this world find the origins of this evil what is this [Music] and then you build it's like a city Builder slash back to other people explore a co-op Adventure oh is it Castle Crasher Style Castle Crashers too [Music] this looks kind of good together you can save Humanity towerborn interesting why haven't they made more Castle Crashers game that's a great question but everyone [ __ ] loved Castle Crashers just make another one what the [ __ ] is the problem they're not even the heart I can't World premiere Premiere [Music] in Exile [Music] BioShock [Music] this city is a miracle of wait this is actually Bioshock I finally tuned delicately balanced machine they're doing it again like a [ __ ] futuristic Utopian city where things are actually wrong unrebellious little gear to ruin everything lady rotten wood owned if you resist my room Banksy Style hey what is this past if you threaten what I have built there is nowhere in space or time where I will not destroy you okay this is so odd it looks like a new IP inspired by BioShock oh and death Loop a bit [Music] oh no what did I do any last words before my friend puts one in your scum [Music] clock yep clock work Revolution interesting [Music] uh uh interesting seems like it's far away from release because it needed some Polish you could tell on any of the frame rates I mean they were starting thank you all for joining us today is a special it's day one game pass so it's probably oh I'm excited to see 11 game showcased from our first party Studios we opened with Fable from playground games which will bring the franchise into the modern era while staying true to its British style and humor propulsion and an exile shared their first original experiences since joining Xbox with south of midnight and Clockwork Revolution cool and we are thrilled at how a vowed is shaping up for release next year from the RPG Masters at obsidian in addition to about our Studios will deliver Starfield time an all-new Microsoft flight simulator power born and More in 2024. later this month players can look forward to Elder Scrolls online necron and sea of Thieves Monkey Island as we look to Holiday we will launch star field and Forza Motorsport both built for Xbox series X S and PC we are also honored to share 14 games today from our creative partners like Star Wars Outlaws well that would look cool massive that idea was a collaboration with lucasfilm games 33 Immortals from Thunder Lotus interesting tsugami path of the Goddess from Capcom and more Persona games coming to games partnership with Sega Atlas the hundreds more to congratulate the studio zero team on metaphor re fantasio it's great to be able to Premiere the film Persona here in our showcase we practice that one we are focused on putting our players and game creators first in everything we do no matter if you choose to play no six on US unless they do an end one more thing all Gamers one more thing here at Xbox one more thing Phil when it comes to our consoles info please on two fronts please please one more thing please come on it's a screenshot just a [ __ ] crumpled screenshot in your pocket please one screenshot a grainy Nokia phone image of silk songs [ __ ] year as well Dev kid dude please foreign [Music] yeah of course like a power your dreams I mean the Xbox series s with Game Pass is probably the best value in gaming right now if you want to just play New Gen games it plays everything new and then you get all the games for free you've all been waiting sir this is bad yeah that's it's the worst of the comprehensive options right from raw performance but for the biggest game for value for your dollar it's crazy so sit tight and enjoy star field Direct God damn it all right do you know what's [ __ ] crazy uh do you remember when they announced announced because they needed a big announcement so they announced Elder Scrolls six but it was a two second [ __ ] trailer with nothing in it and it's been five years or whatever they just needed a good hit and they they just [ __ ] put a title card that was so funny they were nowhere [ __ ] close it was five years ago that's so crazy all right what we got hey everyone thank you so much for joining us today and welcome to Bethesda game studios you know we've been so lucky over the decades to make the kind of games that we love here and that's thanks to all of you from the Elder Scrolls The Fallout we love creating these worlds and playing them just as much as you do Todd daddy that time we'd often talk about and dream up the space game what if we could take that feeling of being who you want to be and exploring a new world but set it in space where you could go or what you could do and that there's a lot of space games bro obviously we've come a long way since then with the games we've built our technology we've done so much it cut off to 476 like this today you get to hear from many on the team and see so much and take a look [Music] all right is our first new universe in over 25 years but it's still a Bethesda RPG through and through the world and you get that feeling of unlimited possibilities but this time it's not just one world where to go not ours it it's yours and it wasn't until now that we had the technology I don't like that you know what I'm saying from the rocks at your feet to the mountain I would rather have 20 10 five World creatures and they're crafted like Eldon ring you know that isn't just a backdrop that moon is actually there orbiting the planet yes you can visit it too we realistically simulate the Galaxy around you our next Generation lighting model uses real-time Global illumination to light the world based on the type of star and the makeup of the planet's atmosphere [Music] also have an all-new animation system and of course you can play it in third person and you can play it in first person foreign you can collect resources Mission and maybe even stumble upon something unexpected no man's Sky yeah I know it's like no man's sky but later and they put in like cyberpunk combat [Laughter] this does not look like a brand new flagship AAA [ __ ] game-changing game I gotta be honest with you you can view all that in your data menu this is the hub for everything you're doing from your skills to your ship your missions and your inventory we love to pack a ton of detail in every object from all of your weapons to spacesuits to food we just obsess over the details dude we obsess over food when you're done exploring you can walk back or fast travel to your ship we have Companions and crew you can take with you I left vosco here back at my ship hey Bosco and he can even say your name let's head out bro they're doing all these little details but like getting the big picture wrong the Wonder and Majesty of space exploration to evoke the Romance of the golden age of early space flight and we've been referring to this approach as NASA Punk this means a design language that attack is advanced yet still looks grounded and relatable for us it's a contrast that's what visual interest is which is the rigid part function over style and then Punk which is all about Style you can see that visual style coming through in your ship your ship is your home for you and your crew this part's cool like many of the spaces in our game it has a slightly retro and analog touch a bit of Lo-Fi rather than sci-fi where everything is well used more yeah like Star Wars one all righty what's the plan captain this is your star map it starts with the planet you're crazy I'm bored you can see I think the core gameplay Loop looks bad that's what I'm afraid of or fast travel I think the combat looks unsatisfying resource Gathering is a whatever and the planets look empty obviously that is the core problem not the art style not the details like that planets that happen that's what I'm worried about is that it won't be fun away from them versus the many planets that are Barren but resource heavy zoom out even further to see all the systems in this part of the Galaxy plot a course to ones that are light years away this uses your ship's grab drive to fold space and jump to these systems and you will need to upgrade your ship and skills if you want to jump to the most distant ones but for now we'll plot a course to the Alpha Centauri system where we can find the city of New Atlantis let's do it cutscene travel space maintain your current course while we scan your ship's cargo scan complete cleared for landing at new Atlantis [Music] okay as soon as you land I don't like cutscene Landing dude no man's Sky you could just fly at the planet and land right you just go straight to the atmosphere biggest yeah I don't like clicking at seeing land that's kind of loud and quests so the main focus when we're designing this part I mean what supports the story you know many small stories but that's as good as that this is a colony war memorial it's a few moments of gameplay that make the space feel like it's full of real characters that are going about their day-to-day lives it's paralyzed if you really stop and think about it buddy it's coffee it's also where your adventure with constellation begins that sentence is exactly what cdpr said about cyberpunk it's a City full of real people going on their day-to-day lives and then we play it and they're like they walk in a [ __ ] Loop and through walls and [ __ ] by the time you meet them constellation is sort of seen as this mythical crew most people don't even know they exist anymore they're the last I think Big A's hating a little too hard this looks good and they're trying to find the answers we'll find out I guess we'll find out questions but I've got so many red flags are are popping up right now [Music] I think uh I think there's a lot of red flags the artifact if you could place it on the table here oh my God look at how it's coming together that means that means set built by an intelligence I'm sorry that guy's your name was Howard definitely an Eclectic cast of characters Soldier and adventurer now constellations interesting Mateo the Theologian who believes that there's definitely something else out there Noel the gifted scientist in Sarah Morgan's Protege and Walter a very successful businessman in the settled systems and constellations financier anything goes businessman there's also and you the journey you take with constellation is just the first of many yoland bark on the settled systems is home to all kinds of different stories people and Adventures for you to uncover cool creature the United Colonies is where you'll find new Atlantis the first major human settlement in space we the people who live here we saw this law discipline and the legacy of humanity they consider themselves the true children of Earth you ever think of joining up with a Vanguard help the United Colonies even get your UC citizenship New Atlanta the only city within the United Colonies the city of Sedonia on Mars to this day serves as the largest Mining facility for the United Colonies if they really packet full of fun side quests beyond the United Colonies that could be fun you might find yourself in a much more wild and independent Coalition of star systems this is Freestar Collective space capital of the freestyle Collective is a keyless Firefly Style route inn is an Aquila City fixture Ranger relies on judgment and intuition to do best for the opinion started out as a fishing platform but is now known throughout the several systems as a pleasure cyberpunk or almost anything goes if you've got morality issues this definitely isn't the job for you wow everyone has found your home base oh Jesus Christ outside the bounds of civilized space there are still plenty of unclaimed systems to explore but these areas are also home to the most hostile that's a cool shirt in the galaxy Ninjago crossover shall be made Dust In Time a new face this is the face of a brave Runner here to challenge the red mile they think the Galaxy is theirs they are wrong it belongs to the Crimson Fleet it always has in Starfield we're pushing our cities and settlements further than we ever have before okay it's all there waiting for you a slice of Humanity's future all right so so ready to get out there there were some things I liked I'm intrigued throughout the world I'm nervous very nervous stories to experience but the most important story 600 gigabytes I'm the type of person who spends hours in character creation and I think people are going to be really excited when they see all of the improvements we've made dong slider or no one of the biggest overhauls dog slider or no balls literally generation system we scanned a wide range of faces from different age groups and ethnicities and by mixing and matching all that data we were able to create highly detailed and diverse characters we use that exact system to create all the characters and NPCs you're going to see in the game so any character you see almost always is a character you could make yourself okay almost always hey come on come on okay take it easy you were out cold you hit your head pretty hard there physical damage welcome to Skyrim to leave the jury's still out you know who you are no recruit for Argos extractors ring any bells any of this look familiar [Music] you start your character creation Journey as though you're cycling through employee records you'll pick from a lineup of 40 presets and that'll be your starting point there can be as detailed or as quick as you want it to be this new system has more to offer than ever before [Music] it's also the simplest character generation system ever had we let the player get as close as possible to make whatever they want with the various facial morphs you can blend together the thermostatic and makeup lashes scars piercings it's a lot but I think it's the most fun to use this is not acceleration is more than just how you look this is also where you start to decide who you want to be that's where backgrounds come in okay let's see backgrounds give you a bit of backstory skills from Chef to Dusty you know the crew still has a betting pool about which restaurant critic you must have crossed to wind up here what's great about backgrounds is you never know when yours is going to come in handy you could be in the middle of a fancy restaurant talking to some guy and suddenly you learn he needs a beast hunter to help track down a monster fine I probably should stick to professionals anyway given what happened the last time we're also giving you the option to customize your build even further by letting you pick up the three traits traits are completely optional and they come with their own advantages and disadvantages you can choose to meet your biggest fan is it real oh my God this is so Bethesda the crew holy [ __ ] that is the Bethesda face I'm gonna put up with this constant commentary I can't believe I get to stand near you breathing the same air I've got to have every molecule my favorite trait is kid stuff you have to pay some credits to support your parents but they're very sweet and it's really fun to go visit them honey we got ourselves a visitor oh my God I came across some hostile zealots in space but because I had chosen a treat that made me the same religion as them I was able to get by without any issues you guys agreed on [ __ ] gives you a damage abortion rights or something and they let you pass will randomly show up and try to kill you no matter what you choose there will be plenty of ways for you dude straight up I feel like I would like the combat more if they just got rid of the health bar the health bar looks so bad it looks so arcadey off we go another adventure we'll let you discover that on your own [Music] turned off in the hood yeah I might immediately do that all right listen uh I like the Hub worlds those look kind of cool Bethesda has made great side quests once you've built the perfect character that's when your journey can really begin we took what we loved about skills and perks from our previous games and put them together to create an all-new skill system each time you level up you get a skill point which can be used to unlock or rank up skills okay thank you ranks are unlocked by completing challenges associated with let's go become increasingly difficult as you work your way to higher ranks I don't want to do that with our five different skill trees and four ranks per skill there's a lot to choose from the sociology scale and control aliens I gotta go do it 50 times boost pack out of the gate I'm boost packing everywhere I like maxing out my physical trees so I can get neuro strikes and just punch my way through combat that's how I'm gonna play I'm streaming this day one and doing punch only invest in the skills that suit your play style stealth player so out there pickpocketing everyone a favorite part about being stealthy slowly creeping through vents like you're in a movie and then jumping out and swinging on people whenever possible I like to talk my way through situations is there is off limits fine I'll issue you an access card I'm more of a run and Gun player I like doing the death from above thing where I boost pack over guys and I throw landmines at them [Music] I like blowing stuff up [Music] stealth yeah I mean just usually they haven't really built the capability to actually do stuff of all our games in Starfield there are full star systems with new life resources and Adventures our team worked hard to strike a balance between fun and realism we study data from NASA and a multitude of other sources okay but lean towards fun right believable from the way we approached planetary atmospheres to the way we place biomes based on the planet's distance from the Sun once we had created a realistically space is pretty empty and boring things that make that world so you kind of want to lean towards fun when you leave a planet and head into space you'll be navigating asteroid Fields having chance meetings with interesting strangers dog fighting in space and exploring derelict ships okay it's all out there I'm so nervous for this game bro ultimately it's about rewarding your curiosity because whether it's on the surface of a planet the alleys of a city or the vastus of space you never know what you'll find man I just went out they should you know what they should have done is she's shown one cool Quest like some gameplay of one cool Quest space exploration is possible thanks to your ship but I your ship is almost like having another character or home you can make all your own like Sarah did yeah Blown Away Starbucks trailer really worked even though they like used their best quests I'm sure you can find something you like but customize and upgrade that that would have been better than and hire a crew to keep it up and running yeah basically yeah but that would have at least hooked me I think more than every Spaceport has a ship technician where you can purchase sell and modify ships anything I can help you with like all this stuff is window dressing on a poor gameplay Loop that is that is the problem oh your ship roster with a hulking space freighter like they got lost in the details they nerded out on spaceships now though we're going to take our starting ship the frontier and make some changes you can customize and upgrade everything you see here and you have two ways to do that you can quickly upgrade individual systems like your weapons or Shields or you can deep dive and enter the shipbuilder mode here you can change anything from the systems to the look and layout adding a new habitat module can give you more room for this is multiplayer no I don't think so adding cowling can change your ships just single player an improved grab Drive allows for longer distance space jumps bro come on you can even fully customize your paint job to get the exact look you want the parts you choose to build with don't just affect your ship's stats they'll also affect what you can do inside your ship you can have modules okay or for storing and displaying your weapons starfield's in-game ship manufacturers bring their own look and feel to every piece of your ship from living quarters to cargo holds mess halls and control rooms that that sounds so certified Frontier is a practical ship but with a little creativity it can look like almost anything you want one of my favorite ways of customizing ship ships is um I make them look like animals I guess someone's gonna build a giant penis ship and we'll have a funny clip of them crashing into a building we're ahead like that'll be the funny clip from day one where somebody builds a giant [ __ ] ship and then slams it into a building next and then yeah so that'll be whatever your imagination is going to build your home Among the Stars the way you want to you're probably not the only person who will call your ship home [Music] side quests I like I like uh crew member side quest that's kind of cool that Kotor Style some of the members of constellation can join you on your journey these companions can serve on your crew and they'll always be there when you travel we'll be traveling together until we either find an artifact or this lead Runs Dry each companion comes with their own valuable skills for your ships and outposts as well as unique quest lines yeah that's cool some friendships might blossom into romance I don't know I never really loved anyone except you and if you're looking for a little extra help on your ship you can always hire additional crew at spaceports got any room on your ship for someone like me Riz you'll also meet potential crew members out in the world still think there might be a spot for me on your ship signed crew to your ship or outposts and their unique skills will affect how they run and Justin here's what makes star feels different full penetration for instance he's designed around the core basics of the NASA machine please avoid getting shot you might die I still want to give it almost a humanoid personality so I elongated the limbs this tends to make him feel more human-like and give him a little personality it is a shame exploration requires so much Bloodshed like HK using the ship building tools and crew selection features in Starfield you'll be able to build and Captain the ship of your dreams [Music] let's take to the sky [Music] a Star Wars collab with this game yeah I mean it'd be interesting if it was like they built all this but in the Star Wars universe a little more reward for exploring but we're putting you in the cockpit of your very own spaceship and telling you that you can do pretty much anything and that is really cool for us as Developers space flight should be exciting and dangerous and you should feel like you're in complete control every step of the way we've extended that sense of control to ship combat it's not about just hitting your triggers to fire your weapons okay it's a complex dance between your piloting skills and our power allocation system engines will make your ship faster route drives it will shorten the amount of time it takes before you can make a jump this feels like like yeah they took parts of a lot of games and did them all kind of like power to your weapons you're ready for a fight you should always be on your toes because you're not alone out there but I I yeah I don't know I think if I saw this exact trailer again without the [ __ ] uh some of the HUD subsystems I might like it more to be straight up honest see we'll see we'll see we'll see we refuse to tell a story people will know I'll probably buy it day one anyway because I'm a streamer and I'll try it out and it'll be fun to see the glitches from your cockpit you can always turn any ship that engages you into scrap but you could also take a more personal approach by docking with the Enemy vessel and boarding their ship damn Slaughter once you've taken control of an enemy ship it's yours at your Fleet and retrieve it at any Spaceport okay headspace is way more than fighting for your life just like when you're PlanetSide there are plenty of sights to see and stops to make on the way to your next adventure that's cool like these massive star yards Walk The Halls talk to the crew maybe get talked into buying a whole new ship a civilian in my style let's see about getting you a property holy [ __ ] maybe you'll die with a gigantic battle she's had a pretty good job for that face hat or rub elbows with the Galaxy's wealthy Elite on a cruise ship fit for the Stars [Music] there are plenty of personal encounters to be had as well you can hail any ship you come across to trade swap info or maybe even commit an act of piracy when I'm playing I generally go crazy um I definitely go like the more piracy routes I want to take over ships I'm going to board ships I'm like this is now mine I steal all these sandwiches and put them you know in my cargo hold that I have specifically for sandwiches I don't want to play the hero um but I want to go out and just start taking things from people as quickly as possible some strangers might be looking for a little human Connection in the darkness of space full penetration some of the best moments are the ones you discover on your own the thing I love most about Starfield is that it is a Bethesda game through and through it's really about going it's so funny how that is unnerving interesting people they're getting sidetracked on zany Adventures then realizing two hours later that you're involved in a completely new story you'll human we thought we were the only ones to leave Earth that DNA is so present here it's in our Random Encounters it's in our handcrafted quests and it feels so cool to play it and just make your own path in this universe there are over a thousand planets out there just waiting for you to visit okay we want you to feel like explorers breaking ground on new planets exploring every inch of emotions yeah I don't want to explore an untouched Galaxy and sometimes a little fear we're giving you a massive playground and a ton of toys and just setting you free [Music] you will have fun I'm gonna try it I'm gonna try it there's a big big release big AAA game hey everybody we've shown you so much stuff but we thought we'd just take a little break and show you something a little bit different you know we put so much detail into our game World all right and we love the opportunity to bring that into the real world with our Collector's Editions and for this game uh we've done a watch it is the constellation explorers watch um this is the watch that you actually get in the game that acts as part of your HUD where it's the compass and then environmental information it connects to your phone to give you notifications and other information and we've also designed this really cool case that it comes with eastvan yeah we really took as much care and designed as cases we did to watch our attention to detail and to gain totally translates to this inspired by the cases that the astronauts used during the Apollo era to bring back samples from the moon it's got the intricate locking mechanism authentic heavy comes with a constellation patch native strap and the overall functionality and believability of this as something that would exist in the world into Starfield universe take this you'll find it very useful out there and it even tells the time we actually have something else now that we're part of Xbox we get to work with the amazing people on the Xbox Hardware team and together we have created this custom limited edition Starfield controller it's awesome it is now you know our favorite we love this because it's inspired by the actual controls of your spaceship and not only that we've created the first ever custom headset with Xbox and this is a perfect pairing with that controller controller looks nice that's clean that's a clean design all right Bethesda you'll want me over with the controller I finally like your game because I can buy this custom controller with it I'm all in on Starfield baby a Starfield Samuel Bethesda makes a damn good controller and that's facts [Music] my dad put 7 000 hours into Skyrim he's gonna play this game until he dies in every one of our games we always put so much care into all those little details that breathe life into our worlds but Starfield isn't just a Bethesda game studios world it's a Bethesda game studios Galaxy so why go this big with Starfield because we want to give you freedom on a galactic level freedom to experience both the exciting planets and The Quiet Ones how many of the Thousand are quiet ones to get a sneak peek at the available resources you can use for crafting building and customizing I think what's cool about this whole system that we we generate the planet itself as a procedural content but the handcrafted content itself comes as the player explore our system builds a planet as the player approaches it and we stitch together luck of terrain after that we have the system that adds interested in locations where the players explore creature skin color or and plans to pick up they've created some handcrafted stuff ditches it into the auto generator that's interesting Bethesda is known for aggressive creatures have been disrupting our experiments their habitat isn't far from here if you could take care of it if you could kill people were to visit the same Planet if you could kill it you would buy creatures and bring me their tails all right it's completely up to you how you want to interact with each planet whether you want to explore and see what you can find Harvest resources and be on your way or simply take in the views like this is cool this view is for the help of your scanner there's some parts that are cool like what are you gonna spend most of your time doing and that part looks boring if you have the skills I don't know I can't say it's something over and over I'm gonna give it an honest shot and produce resources from those plants and animals you can get experience and rewards for fully surveying planets and fully surveying a whole system Steven Spielberg [Music] when we were concepting these creatures we really wanted to think of them as natural to the environment Nomads Skyrims holy [ __ ] Skyrim did you come up with that that's genius when it comes to our exteriors when the sun moves oh my God it's actually so clever through the atmosphere was to make the game feel more I wish I thought of that it's so clever in color to really make it feel more cinematic tweet it nah I'm not tweeting anything people been scaring that all right well I'm not I didn't see [Music] honestly if the game isn't full on broken that's semi-decent multiplayer it's going to be Game of the Year material Jesus Christ you think in the same years tears of the Kingdom this Gamers can be halfway decent and guarantees game of the year you're crazy bro [Music] Spiderman you can find a spot to set up a base camp outposts can be built almost anywhere on any planet and the habitat modules come in also like they haven't said anything about multiplayer I don't know where you're bringing getting that from you can even live in them assign crew and companions to work at your outposts for added bonuses and set up extractors to harvest resources while you're away something cool we have this time is we have a new flycam where you can toggle between on foot building or you can now use a top-down isometrics and placing those larger halves that way you can really plan your structures and what some people have different ideas of fun than me so I'm open to it you can really decorate and fine-tune things much easier like this is not part of my fun gameplay Loop foreign I love Fallout 4 building [Music] your favorite part I just feel like a base building in a single player game is so research stations in your Outpost to utilize any resources you find or already have mod your weapons to adapt them to your play style different weapon sights and Scopes larger magazines a selection of grips and barrels different ammunition like Explosive Rounds all you stealth players out there will surely need a suppressor choose to go Hands-On with melee weapons it's always a delicate I like the punch style looks kind of fun what's realistic what's Sim and what's Hollywood and I think we find Base building weirdly satisfied I can see that with stars like if there's a thousand planets right you're just flying around in buildings different bases that you're probably never going to come back to the animations are more because you have no reason to it just feels great we probably have more mods and more weapons in this game than I want to say any other game we've done before there's a lot of variety upgraded gear is just one of the many factors to pay attention to when engaging in combat you may need to switch things up based on your environment gravity is different for each planet and boost packs are excellent for getting around and for giving you an edge in combat sometimes you'll even feel like you're flying [Music] the game looks like the dream of every RPG fan [Music] the environments pose a different challenge acquiring a ballistic weapon I'm not trying to yuck anybody's gums here bro I really am not g weapons I just offering more stable experience I'm taking crazy pills that you guys are looking at this and thinking these are high-powered electromagnetic you know um I can dish out some serious damage thank you whether you want to get up close and personal with your own two fists or you like more compact weapons like pistols and submachine guns or maybe you prefer something bigger be covered all right the color palette looks yeah all right they have some cool Vistas you know what it reminds me of that what was that game that came out um this game the obsidian gay the outer worlds [Music] yeah I played outer worlds um and it was like a solid seven you know like and that was with everything being handcrafted like some of the quests were really cool so I feel like it's like that but they added a bunch of extra crap that game was fun I had some really fun time I got but yeah that that's what I get of the vibe of is thanks again for being with us today we are just so grateful that you've taken the time and spent it here I know there was probably a lot to take in there's a lot of the game even more than we could show here you know as we play it we're always sharing these unique and special moments that only a game like this can bring we love you Todd I think about what makes it special it really is the people here this game is a reflection of the incredible and passionate team that made it all of them putting something special of themselves into it so let's hear some of their favorite moments I love the way that our final combination of all the new tech has come together to create some of the most beautiful sunsets and sunrises we've ever had in any of our games I love the creatures the exploration every biome that's cool okay the word that comes to mind is vast I like to use our photo mode to take Rockstar photos photo mode I just love that constant feel of Discovery and wow I can't believe that there's more here I'm most excited about our Outpost Building Systems my favorite part is every time you step out on a planet it's a unique experience [Music] you spent all this time building your ship and you see it on the landing pad these things are gigantic it's the kind of thing that you just can't get anywhere else there's something about seeing a tower over in the distance and going I know the gravity is low here I think I can make that jump biomes spaceships audio design planets the day night cycle those details matter to me diplomacy exploration Freedom the ending basket obviously all right so much the incredible amount of Worlds we created sniper rifles come on lever action nobody said combat I love but some people might find creepy I said combat in the whole thing 80 combat no one said that be who you want to be do what you want to do it's what you've come to expect from a Bethesda title but on a much bigger scale favorite thing about Pokemon Gold is the day night cycle on behalf of all of us we can't wait for you to play Starfield and make your own special moments all right thank you Todd for our good times together uh for Fallout three which I did love [Music] what was all the games they've made they made they made Morrowind I loved they made Oblivion I loved they made Fallout 3 I loved they made Skyrim I liked a lot and ever since then they have made anything I liked I didn't like Fallout 4. I didn't like skyr's special edition I didn't like Skyrim VR I didn't like Fallout 4 VR I didn't like Fallout 76 I didn't like Elder Scrolls braids they didn't make New Vegas New Vegas is Obsidian and it's probably the best Fallout game [Music] so the last game they made that I liked was in 2011 which was the first skyrift the first version of Skyrim and the last one they made that I loved was in 2008 [Music] PC Gamer showcase yeah I'll watch that I think so although PC camera shortcuts usually doesn't have anything new [Music] one more thing silk song baby [Music] I'll watch PC Gamer for Starcraft yeah I'll watch it for Starcraft or for that for I mean for uh for the new RTS yeah I want to see it in action yeah I'll watch for that [Music] oh payday three payday 3 was low key a highlight that looks fun still wakes the Deep looks fun still likes the Deep payday three skylines two clearly is a standout for people uh Phantom Liberty if it's on new consoles only I mean uh you know good chance they've learned their lesson cdpr still has some clout yeah uh okay so I got a little bit burned by the 40 minutes of [ __ ] uh Starfield at the end but I do think overall good conference a lot of new stuff uh Game Pass remains one of the best values in gaming history uh despite my fears um pretty good showcase I I can't remember I definitely I definitely had more new stuff than Sony's I will 100 percent say that um and I like that every game's coming to P dude PC Gamers truly are eating bro it's actually so nice that Sony puts other games on PC now and Xbox does too and so like PC just gets the best of both uh because I I am not gonna buy uh an Xbox since I have a PS5 it just doesn't make sense but some of those games look really good I'm glad they're coming to PC senuous uh uh senua 2 that's probably pretty good yeah overall I think it probably I don't know it's up to say because uh Spider-Man looks so much better to me than Starfield so it's kind of like Sony's Flagship edged it out but I think this conference overall had more new stuff um so I don't know it's tough to say I mean it's a good it's good for us when they actually compete and they're close I'll say that so yeah overall good I'm glad they they bought some game I'm tired of third person Sony games yeah if it's not for you then they don't have a lot to offer to be honest they make a certain type fully punting Halo infinite Oh you mean they didn't announce anything new I think Halo is I mean it is not even a hot take it just feels like Halo is one of the biggest missed opportunities in gaming with how much like [ __ ] cachet and clout Halo had like it should it should be Mario you know it should be like AAA or like Zelda like Halo games should come out [ __ ] once in a blue moon and be [ __ ] amazing and instead it feels like they really sort of killed all the hype the momentum's gone yeah people just don't seem to and then the TV show came out it was bad tried to compete with Cod yeah I guess I mean FPS Gamers they have a specific need and if they did some testing but I don't know and again Halo might have been you know at its best in a in a more pre-online era almost like it was at its best when I don't know when people did more stuff in person but [Music] um no one cares about FBS stories anymore and online Shooters is pretty much something new every two months I feel like he doesn't do anything yeah it could be that but I think saying no one cares about stories is kind of crazy because I think if Halo had made like a really [ __ ] compelling um Killer story I mean I didn't play an infinite story and I understand because it was all right but the open world thing kind of threw people off um Halo stories are maybe we're just 10 years old maybe like I'm I'm not I'm no expert on Halo Brothers beer Halo fans of me um but I just feel like the brand is so good and so important and it feels like it's lots of type and I feel like that's a missed opportunity I feel like definitely something went wrong to to make Halo not like the flagship Zelda Style um anyway PC Gamers show in what's in the title uh uh at 1 pmpt uh what should I do for an hour what is this you mentioned that script was turned Syndicate Maps green I made a score which works similar if you're interested yeah if you want to DM me on Twitter or Discord I will check it out um but I'm trying to uh I might not be able to do it because it might be tasks or whatever for a speedrun did you see Ben bro talk about the second best game story to all-time classic is no story at all what does that mean Ben broad said the second best game story to an all-time classic is no story at all what does that mean what does that mean I I literally can't even decipher that question no stories better than a bad story I don't yeah sure it makes sense is that what he was saying I do think there's like the um I think Miyazaki really stumbled on a genius way to make story which is don't actually try to make a story but just throw in a lot of like weird details and then let the internet turn those into lore [Laughter] like you know just give somebody a weird name and put them in a corner and then people will just [ __ ] add they will make it themselves uh and I think that's clever I think he like stumbled on a real [ __ ] life hack yeah it's a classic DM invent invent half the [ __ ] and then when players couple of [ __ ] just say yeah I thought of that yeah just like leave them some space to work on it and then yeah drop a little little half Clues um bethesda's story or like story drops have always been like um you know some character dialogue but then like a ton of like books scattered all over the land books and notepads and digipads where they write like these whole things and they [Music] um yeah voice recordings I I think yeah I think that whole era is is over I I not that I didn't like it with Bioshock and stuff but I think I think we got to move on I you know I would be fine if I never played another voice recording Story game again um the books are still going to be dive into them I actually I've done that in like Deus Ex I read every single digit pad and I liked it um but I don't know if it's a great way to experience the story I don't think it's like a I don't know I don't know how to do it but I have never read a lore book in a video game ever yeah but you watch 14 hour YouTube videos on secrets you may have missed in Marvel movies because you're a [ __ ] Zoomer dude it's a different world uh uh because it only learns from his mistakes is that a reference I don't even get it foreign what is he cooking I read all the lore in control it was just cool dude I want to play control bad I've always wanted to play control it looks [ __ ] cool unique it's exact thing about Iron Man Laura link it to me dude let me watch a tick tock on Iron Man lore please I have to relate to my Zoomer audience when's the next stream uh again I'm streaming today until one I'm gonna watch the PC Gamer show and then I'm done for today and uh even that's kind of late for me because I have to do marketing Monday stuff and work um no Teen Titans no no no no no no no no we're just gonna do PC Gamer show I might uh thank you sir anyone know what 1pm is it City time it's in it's in one hour from now um watch this six hour history of video games documentary well that doesn't seem appropriate using my time that doesn't seem like an appropriate use of my time uh uh well what else what else what else I might just [ __ ] have you played Seafood I really want to play sifu it's actually sitting on my desktop uh uh right here look at a boom it's like the only it's like the first game I installed I really do want to play it um I'm waiting for I just yeah I should just [ __ ] pick a day you know what I should do it I didn't I didn't set a date like uh like I have marketing Monday and get some more Saturdays I need like new game Wednesdays no I'm gonna do no stupid questions Wednesdays new game Thursdays bro new game Thursdays no I didn't see for Sundays and every Thursday I just only play a brand new game and we just play it for that day and then if we like it we'll do more but oh TFT news said on Wednesday all right so TFT Thursdays [Laughter] actually uh Yeti you in for Wednesday we'll do a big you already played the PVE kind of a [ __ ] cheater but we'll do uh we're gonna do uh uh money on the line five bucks or something I don't know everyone puts five bucks in first place gets something second place get their money back Tony learns from his mistakes uh we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll do something um Tony learns from his mistakes I can't wait to see this you know that in Avengers end game Tony Stark creates an Infinity Gauntlet to remove just the stones after he failed to remove hahaha D you know that an Avengers end game Tony Stark creates an Infinity Gauntlet to remove just the stones after he failed to remove thanos's glove in Avengers Infinity War because Tony learns her Miss mistakes [Laughter] ingrained into your [ __ ] mental lexicon that you could recall that what what is what a non-factor what a I can't there's way more uh uh would you consider doing a stock market 101 stream no but I am doing a no stupid question stream where you could ask literally about anything no stupid questions and if I don't know the answer we'll figure it out live we're gonna look into it it's literally like just like because often after marketing money people ask me like so what does shorting actually mean or they'll ask me just some [ __ ] and I just answer it and it's like I just want to do a question where we just answer questions people have like always wanted to ask with the note ask um um [Music] are bonds still a good investment yeah they're still high um can you call my question stupid paradox no I can do it because I'm above all that hypothetically what do you do if your tenants decide not to pay rent [Laughter] pleased to meet you these [ __ ] renttoids dude are you streaming the Ubisoft thing tomorrow no I am not going live to stream the Ubisoft conference bro there I have I have standards I have a line dude ubisoft's gotta earn it uh uh what is inflation dude ask ask on no stupid questions today Wednesday because right now that is a stupid question you should know the only landlord I have is JP Morgan okay a bank the bank owns your house that makes total sense uh JP more games how does Starfield affect LeBron's Legacy uh uh [Laughter] well there's a thousand planets right maybe one of them is LeBron's like a Space Jam type thing I invested my money into Captain Morgan you thought you were buying JP Morgan and you bought Captain Morgan and instead just got really drunk a common mistake all right well we have an hour I'm gonna do probably one run I think uh just because it's a good it's a good way to spend the time um a big a first time chatter love the Stream you're a 10 month sub there's no way you're a first time chatter you have 123 messages you know I can tell right I could just look I could look I could see it right here a lot of your early messages are spamming the it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour Rock message and I think you got timed out for it is what it looks like and then you say you sent me this picture you drew I guess of squid game back in 2021 what the hell is your chat history first time shattered long time spammer I see make it an emote no I don't think I will no I don't think I will um wait wait I'm so confused I'm so confused because you sent me a lot of no it's not that one okay all right uh anyway uh yeah I think we do one [ __ ] speed run then jump back into PC Gamer um that sounds POG and also champ comedian night tonight nope no I'm just gonna be honest with you after a PC Gamer I think I'm [ __ ] ripping and dipping I got a lot of stuff to do but I just wanted to watch the new announcements if you are scrolling through my chat history right now stop this is private and confidential [Music] okay boom legal protection dude it's like it's like when people post in their Facebook wall Mark Zuckerberg you could not use my photos for uh advertisements copy paste this to your wall if you agree I do not give Facebook permission to share anything in mind that I put on their site it's like bro you already agreed to the TLs when you made your account posting on your wall is not legally binding God that was so dumb songs [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] I'm going through a bad breakup any advice uh um what I would do is probably hang up pictures of your significant other all around your living space as a reminder of the good times um keep their name in your phone probably don't send text but write text you know like they're like you're still together um I would not do any sort of physical activity I wouldn't because what you want is you want your body to atrophy a bit to like release the the toxins so don't don't go to the gym don't go any walks don't get any sunlight um you're going to want to drown that pain with probably some alcohol some kind of stimulant or find some way to take your internal emotions and use outside things to modulate them so like that could be video games that could be drugs that could be alcohol those are all good um get into vaping yeah um what you're going to want to do is isolate yourself from other humans that do like you and are your friends so like spend less time hanging out with them um you know just kind of like Coop yourself up a lot I would get into crypto in a major way I know it seems late but it's the dip you can get into like crypto Discord servers and find fake friendships based on the promise of pump and dumping wealth there that's going to be good that'll make you feel good um Andrew Tate I can't even that bit's gone too far yeah look into the manosphere stuff can really start scrolling alt right tip talk these are all these are all great ways to get over makeup blame yeah try condensing your thoughts into a Manifesto okay let's relax let's relax let's relax no you'll be fine bro or actually I don't even know I I actually I'm literally assuming your gender and I apologize uh uh can't believe Andrew takes a Final Fantasy VII uh uh where the [ __ ] is this game I can't even open it um please finish your run today bro I have the time I I shouldn't even finish one this is kind of like just to keep me from losing my thoughts of it I have to keep myself fresh in the game for when a spectacular does beat it and then I have to go same brother's gender initial all right base then I'm based uh did you see the new Wizard Paragon no but Paragons are not playable in chimps even though every person would spam just use the wizard Paragon it only costs 500 000 bananas [Music] yeah there's a vods you know Sam it's on the channel it was a great run it was honestly a cracked run I'm pretty proud of it uh because I didn't wait I got good RNG and I didn't waste it did you do econ at College yes I actually started as an econ major and then switched to marketing [Music] um dude I I can't get it to open I don't know what to do one second admitting addiction is the first step Big A Hitman yeah I guess I'm a little addicted to him anyway I actually really like it I think freelancer speedruns are very fun because because of the addictive part because they're they're part gambling they they like mixed in the slot machine aspect of hoping for a good Spin and getting uh uh I I can fix this I'll just press this button would you be interested in looking at an early phase of the site I'm developing for you slash the community yes but not live you can send it to me on Discord oh it's Cloud syncing what the [ __ ] does that what are you sinking dude is there a community they scored yes but it's sub only um we'll file newer okay with the club what are you doing the story run I am I'm not doing a a live story run of Hitman if that's what you're asking um balloon Speed Run win can you even really speedrun balloons I guess you just put all the towers into the front and then it's slightly faster that seems so stupid you can't I could do you think Iowa will make a new game I don't think I know they're making the James Bond game I hope it's Hitman like dude a James Bond game where you can like have the freedom like Hitman would be so sick hey big a I'm working cyber in the military right now everyone I know that separates from the military is making six figures easy my mom wants me to get my degree so I can progress in the future what are your thoughts do you have a job offer you if you can skip right to working in cyber security and you have a job offer that's get paid then you can do it but I if you're already in the military and they're paying for college and you don't have a direct job offer then I would finish out your degree to give you a better leg up it's tough to say uh it also depends on you like if you really can't stand school and can't do it but you're actually effective in a team environment you're effective on in a company I know people at twitch that skip to [ __ ] College I mean I think Chris Gamble who like coded um a lot of things he dropped out of high school I thought and was just a good coder and ended up working at twitch um yeah it kind of depends on you brother there's a good nakey Jakey video about bad uis yeah I'd be interested all right uh if you guys don't know we currently have a correct time of where's live split [ __ ] uh uh 38.57 or something like that and the spectacles grinding all day every day to try and beat it but because I don't want to get too rusty I'm gonna play some more timed silent takedown silence pistol kill epic well actually I'm resetting uh we're just doing this for an hour until the PC Gamer show comes back online now the hardest part is book club because now that we're in sort of like under 40 minute times you kind of have to pick good maps especially for the first one like this could be okay when buy New York Mendoza the wolf let's go buy for three time disguises safe journey 47. thank you for the Discord DM [ __ ] please I'll check it out The Wolf of Ball Street why did I laugh at that it's so stupid welcome How does the speed remote Generations the speed run works because it is 18 missions and so it sort of averages out however but yes you are praying and hoping for good RNG can I get that shot Godspeed 47. oh no no I cannot well that's a problem uh yeah that guy's not visible that's a bit of an l I think we leave [Laughter] I think we leave dude that's gonna take forever dude that's a reset that's a [ __ ] 90 seconds just to get up there then we have to get back down yeah I failed the campaign no let me fail it notepad on mission one bro when will you be doing good content for once Daniel Frey I'm gonna do it exactly after I ban you that's exactly what I'm gonna do it that was a bold attempt oh thanks babe unfortunately The Syndicate managed to go into hiding smoothie I'm sure when she's a Smoothie Queen make sure that they won't be so lucky next time damn tasty [ __ ] um let's see let's see let's see Ambrose Bangkok whittleton why not Bangkok for four pretty [ __ ] bad but I will always try it have a good trip 47. can you start with a new weapon yes yeah one of the cool things of freelancer is you build your own loadout um and bring it to the mission so The Syndicate is currently those three are all very close whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa where's the fourth where's the fourth oh [ __ ] wait no no no no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] do I hit that shot wait wait no you're joking where the [ __ ] why did it hit excellent work 47. you've spread fear within the syndicate well done 47. this will surely be a blow to The Syndicate I'm dead I'm dead uh uh that she was like behind something for sure for the first one uh that would have been sick though if I could get that window snipe and then the three right there and then go to the exit that would have been a four Bangkok for nothing um she left two centimeters of AD visible yeah we dumped her in it [Music] um [Music] thanks for throwing for Content yeah no problem no problem I'm just trying not by The Spectator all right what do we got book club book club book club book club Ambrose scale whittleton chunking Dubai Mendoza's not bad Dubai for two now that's lucky safe journey 47. welcome to the sector okay Dubai okay Intel tells us Target Target Syndicate members are currently in the area uh interesting interesting they're on high alert so tread carefully good luck been on duty for way too long okay okay let's go let's go let me see clean smooth oh oh come on [ __ ] you can't be visual attack come on come on come on [ __ ] let's get back to the safe house I'll contact you later nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice dude impressive work 47 let me know when you're ready for your next assignment okay chunking for three could be slow could be fast we'll find out a ducky I love an early duck opens up so many possibilities for Speed the calm and collected scream you just go full hand the speed run yeah you pretty much have to for Speed um welcome especially the early levels Intel tells us that the operatives the problem is you can die so [ __ ] easy oh that's not good but that's not very good to be easy previous actions have put them on high alerts I don't want to do this I'll do it like this I'll do it like this I must see if I can kill them all from Up on the Roof that's my goal get to the roof and shoot everybody with the sniper uh I don't know if it's a good idea but it's kind of my only fast idea [Music] am I just [ __ ] dead I missed holy n a aim dude straight out of [ __ ] North America oh my god dude wow that was the most North America they've ever done dude I feel like I should [ __ ] move to Texas oh Kovac stream win uh have you played steeple on the stream no I haven't even started yet I haven't even opened it just got here what's up we're just stalling times out PC Gamer show in 30 minutes um sir we don't miss in Texas all right well then I'll be better I'll move to Texas and learn um have you played Ori on stream yet nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope 31 minutes is a fast run yeah I'll just beat it in 31 minutes get it unshakable uncrackable world record fastest time by a mile planning on playing Cooking Mama on stream anytime soon yes I'll do Cooking Mama Tuesdays Wednesdays and Thursdays obviously we do cookie Mama every week three times a week you must have been missing it everyone knows we're cooking mama pills around here New York SF Mendoza okay fine [ __ ] that [ __ ] that book club [ __ ] that all right that's good oh very good wait very good uh okay I need to get the [ __ ] unsilence pistol do you think the skills you learned from Hitman the video game would make you a better Hitman than average in real life yeah I think I would try to stand on a muffin in real life I think I would try to jump off the roof using a muffin and then die of the current Gravity Fall damage track them down and do what you do best uh this is pretty lucky on high alert be careful 47 I think I just joined it look 47. you've spread risky risky risky risky risky risky they didn't see me though they didn't see me they didn't see me what the hell surely I'll contact you later oh [ __ ] no not in the back you wouldn't shoot a clown in the back [Music] clutch actually clutch clutch fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast impressive work you did back there okay I'm ready when you've prepped the next decision uh New York for four what about something crazy I'm gonna go crazy I'm trying something crazy I'm gonna do Littleton for two and do New York Showdown and they're gonna call me a Madman uh ice pit kill I'm gonna do a New York Showdown never been [ __ ] done he's a mad maze insane safe journey 47. doing a program to pause Live's weight during loading yes to whittleton Creek targets targets targets targets this is currently in operation here but you know what to do however visible oh hello so you need to be careful oh you're joking Godspeed go investigate no you're [ __ ] kidding me oh I'm gonna lose my mind investigate [Laughter] wow this is a [ __ ] waste of time God damn it investigate bro I'm gonna [ __ ] I'm gonna [ __ ] lose it I'm gonna lose it just [ __ ] get over here uh so disgusting eliminated well meltdown 47 ice pick I know I know dude this is a this is this is uh really is that person indoors [Music] hey you stop leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone no I'm not okay and then ice pick okay we're leaving we're leaving we're leaving we're leaving we should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later oh [ __ ] spread it's Fred okay 30 minutes still watch him regret this yeah I do I regret that I regret that whole option I should have just [ __ ] gone to New York for three quick balloons game how about I don't do that cause it would be stupid about that dude I already I put you understand how much balloons I played in that month is absurd if you if you average it out I still play more balloons on average a week than anyone should and I haven't played it at all in like a year the Europe say I played so [ __ ] much all right boom baby we're back in it to win it actually we already won it we're oh I like this one Bangkok New York Thailand Bangkok New York whittleton I'm sorry let's see Bank offer three very doable very doable silent takedown like that a duck would be nice never lucky I'll be in touch when you reach your destination are you good at singing uh you tell me um [Music] How Sweet the Sound is in the area I trust that you can find them and eliminate them wait don't disappoint me good luck ah [ __ ] well done 47. uh yikers [Music] Eminem been real quiet Eminem's quiet about that laughs okay okay 47 you've spread fear in The Syndicate oh [ __ ] die I'll contact you later don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me no no no no no don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me don't kill me [ __ ] he's right there [ __ ] ah don't kill me nice nice nice nice nice nicely done when will Eminem make a clap back song against the ghost I don't think he's got it in him excellent work back there I don't think he's got the balls whittleton for two New York for two that's what I'm talking from walking about uh uh collateral accident's not what I want what the [ __ ] are you talking about game don't steal my time with your oh goodness stop doing this give me this one oh wait I'm stupid the one I wanted [Laughter] [ __ ] else that was 20 seconds I can't get back uh uh yikes micro mistake for sure Welcome to New York The Syndicate is currently operating in the area find them and eliminate them but they're on high alert oh good carefully wait they're both by the eggs it looks like don't disappoint 47. uh yeah these guys are no wait one is level three I think no they're both level two no one's level three [ __ ] wait really okay oh have we talked to everyone no hey there guard I'm a guard I can do this a poor guy he did well for us how many clothes leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone [Music] Syndicate member eliminated well done return to the safe house go go go go go go go go I run a good good time here if you winky it's been like two days wait are you adding yourself espec the court bro I I I'm addicted all right I'm I'm in the I've been grinding so much I don't want to just take a huge break all right a lot of [ __ ] expensive work 47. let me know when you're ready for your next assignment and by the way I'm only doing it for an hour until the [ __ ] we have now Tracked Down just reset no safe journey don't reset until it's over six minutes because my second Syndicate is the problem you understand I have a slow second Syndicate so really you should be thinking about first and second combined under 15. the first one was shockingly fast you can't let that you can't reset every other four you'll never get anything done you need to identify the Target first but this is not going to be easy previous actions have put them on high alert so you need oh oh hello they are here to attend a business oh super kill Audrey cyber killed wait it has to be cyber kill [ __ ] off [ __ ] off they're wearing necklace we have further Intel it's that person right there has a tendency it's that [ __ ] right there of any kind where are they going I hope these toes can be used to your advantage [Music] [Music] okay okay thank you oh [ __ ] well done not loving this oh not loving this no I'm dead stop stop [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] off oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] clutch Factor dude that's one hit that was literally one hit I think the [ __ ] uh assassin actually whiffed his last shot good job 47. you eliminated The Syndicate but this is only the tip of the iceberg it's just built different let me know when you are ready I'm ready Diana always have been always will be all right we gotta get a sub 15 Syndicate too do I just take it it's so bad though I hate Bear Cash okay risky but I'll take oh I like that we'll do baseball bat baseball bat dude I actually am losing [ __ ] 30 seconds to menuing over your capacity oh stop with this [ __ ] safe journey 47. baseball bat takes up that much inventory what did I have I had something welcome to Mumbai we have Intel that The Syndicate is active in the area these are so bad but I can really just give you the [ __ ] most dog [ __ ] of dogs wait just I just want to kill this guy dude I don't want to be a big old thing this is bad because I oh my God damn it I have to get the bat still I have to get the bat dude this is over I'm resetting I'm resetting this will surely be a blow to The Syndicate unless that's so slow unless Against All Odds he does do a miracle run people talk about for Generations [Music] that's not nice that's not nice negative command but nothing so far no shoot don't shoot oh my God what what is this what is this spawn dude don't do me like this what the hell hey leave me alone God I'm just trying to get through Mumbai without an issue look at they put in the uh relax it's even locked it doesn't even go anywhere I [ __ ] hated that that was the worst that was the worst that was the worst that was the worst that was the worst I've never had a more annoying Mumbai in my life dude through the [ __ ] crowded slums the other side one's at the top of the tower um [Music] have you tried dressing up as a baseball clown so the bat doesn't raise suspicion okay okay okay thank you for the advice I appreciate that do you think that I would still be allowed into a highly secured high-rise just because I'm dressed as a baseball clown bear in mind you've already confirmed it you said yep yep you are there to entertain they didn't order a baseball clown so let's say you like let's say real life let's say real life one of you right now dresses up as a quote-unquote baseball clown which is something I've never heard of and then you go to PC camera show hasn't started it's 13 minutes away um and you go to Jeff bezos's yacht do you think he just lets you on of course yeppers yeppers yeppers okay all right can one of you try it if you guys are so confident that anyone can go anywhere if their dress is a baseball clown can one of you please try to go hang out with Jeff Bezos as a baseball clown and film a video I will uh uh give you a cash reward Dartmoor Paris whittleton That's a classic that's an old school let's try it right now for three Paris for two Whittle Tim for four this is exactly what you want this is actually exactly what you want except for maybe Dartmouth too but safe journey 47. [Music] in this community I worry about the real implications of telling someone to try and do that to Paris is active in the area because based on what happens before they'll probably become best friends with Jeff Bezos based on everything I've tried in the past to make fun of chat it'll probably work for them and they'll become like an Amazon VP of [ __ ] baseball clowning [Music] yeah I can yes I can meet yes I can okay well done 47. this will surely be a blow to the city oh yes I can yes again thank you I can do this yes I can huh it's like I already told you to follow yes I can that sucks for me work 47 you've spread fear Into The Syndicate you should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later uh I'm the baseball clown oh I realized though that baseball Clown's more of an attitude than anything you just gotta project confidence why shooting the stairs stairs killed by family and I try to get them back one day at a time impressive are the runs going uh fantastically sniper kill proud thanks Finn I'll be in touch when you reach your destination thanks man glad you're proud of me uh welcome to thornbridge Intel tells us that the operative Syndicate members are currently in the area track them down nice imagine this is no walk in the park they are on high alert so you need to be careful be careful 47 and most of all good luck excellent work they're not visible you've spread fear within the syndicate uh do I train this guy yes but I don't steal the skies because it's too slow hmm what the [ __ ] Syndicate member eliminated well done 47. oh don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die a lot of guards in here don't want to die do need to get going well done this will surely be a blow you should get back to you I'll contact you later sheesh okay good time good time good time good time good time good time good time good time good time good time good time good time good [ __ ] time 1.5 seconds is too much risk on this guys it is actually on the first three missions you just got a [ __ ] go go go dude a duck would be nice give me a goddamn dog dude have a good trip 47 . [Music] all right all I have to do is get this silicate done and point two seconds and I'm still ahead of my old Pace foreign however as we don't know the exact description this means you will have to do your own Recon but this is not going to be easy nobody all right if it's that guy I'm so mad as to why if it's that guy over there I'm gonna be so mad we know this they're attending a secret meeting as for the little identification we have on them we know that they have blonde hair oh you're kidding me and wearing a hat further Intel that informs us that you're joking too and they like to read be it this is such a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad luck speed this is so annoyingly bad luck for me your target is almost gone [ __ ] me the leader is eliminated well done for safe house I'll contact you later [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] where's the keys where's the [ __ ] keys oh my God I'm gonna lose my mind where's the keys okay restart no no no no no under six minutes under six minutes for syndicate good job 47. you eliminated The Syndicate but this is only the tip of the ice I'm sure all of those guys were secretly Syndicate members yeah me too I wouldn't kill an innocent so that park ranger was definitely a lifetime member of The Syndicate [ __ ] it [ __ ] it we ball Dude Perfect run is such a annoying Prestige to even exist I wish they never created it cludes Park Rangers no acap does not include Park Rangers dude no then Maldives we have images my God the luck in the area the incredible incredible luck wow wow wow wow wowzers in my trousers dude thank you well holy [ __ ] [Laughter] 32 second heaven you should get back to the safe house don't mind if I do no mind if I do impressive work 47. suddenly the pace is looking pretty good to buy for four if you're gonna get a four bomb it might as well be to buy though safe journey 47 . welcome to the scepter Dubai Syndicate members yeah that's really high up that's not so high up but this is not going to be easy previous action but try going nuts I'm gonna try going nuts I'm gonna try going nuts this is probably I'm gonna die there's four targets I'm so stupid Oh this is so stupid uh what I'm doing right now is the stupidest thing I've done ever oh God damn it what am I what am I doing this is so [ __ ] dumb God damn it I can't remember eliminated where's the where's the fourth what you said where's the fourth fourth if one of them's down there I didn't see it I'm gonna lose my mind oh they're all up here wait a minute this is maybe not so stupid this might be genius oh my God this might be [ __ ] genius it's gonna be the route of the century excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate holy [ __ ] this is a four Target to buy at [ __ ] unprecedented speeds what if I what if I do this what if I go crazy can I just drop it you come back oh this is pretty stupid it was about our man I think I'm probably the dumbest dumbest [ __ ] in the room right now I should have just ran for it my job I'm sorry Mr England guys no noise of any time Syndicate never eliminated well done 47. return to the safe house and collect yourself I'll be in touch oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no no arms like the principal I'll deal with this punch God damn it busy game show baby perfect timing perfect timing for the PC game show perfect timing for the PC game show he planned it that way uh what channel is this PC Gamer twitch.tv slash PC Gamer oh wow look at this look at this timing 10 seconds left let's see what do we got hey Frankie hope I'm not interrupting anything I mean I was just in the middle of Death Match great great to hear it Frankie listen this is I've been thinking about the PC gaming show 2023 and I kind of want to make a few what is this box sure I mean it's already packed with World exclusives in-depth interviews with these videos crazy good giveaways what more can we add well look I don't want to get into the you know detail work the minutia the fine print it's ethically Sinister motives no no Frank what I've realized oh this is that I can't do this show without you oh sure or at least a version of you huh listen to me yapping on when there's so much to do I mean we got things to plan code to write okay oh listen also I brought in some new assistance you know to help really bring the show to life nice and it would be so great if they could just stop by your place and little old London Town you know they just get the ball rolling does that sound good I I I I suppose if it's for the show I miss something excellent oh hey that's them ah Frankie let me say it again you are one of a kind now please give my love to gunta Helga ah they're great guys very thorough what is happening hello are you are you Sean's guys Mr Sean has many great ideas for the show you are lucky to know such a man he is a Visionary a visionary he is a man with his eyes locked on the future like a horse staring into the sun a majestic horse [Music] and check out this world exclusive of game B necessary dare to acquired [Music] Dear Frankie thank you for your unwavering service to the PC gaming show your services will not be required this year as we pivot towards the future no hard feelings Sean day nine plot good guy son of a box almost halfway almost halfway oh all right [Music] [Music] what are your thoughts on the space game with the crafting I love it I love it I love it all of them I love them all perfect I wish there was more space games with crafting uh what is this wait a minute [Music] foreign wait a minute ah it kind of buried this at the end of a two-hour show that's kind of cool Bloom Town yeah it's got like um Doki Doki uh literature Club Vibes so many great video games in this year's show Frank AI what do we know about sand sand is a fine granular substance composed of mineral particles it is almost my mind yes but it's also a brand new Survival game set in an alternate history where austro-hungarian soldiers smuggle space Salvage across alien deserts I don't understand that sentence would you like to hear more about sound types oh no need I'm about to know plenty let's take a look at Sam [Music] oh oh not so rough [Music] hog rider does make it more time all right oh yeah [Music] is that just a trailer no gameplay we have reached the end of this year's show and we're saving something very exciting for the end Dune Awakening the survival MMO adaptation of the classic sci-fi series Frank AI what have you got for us for the big finale if you like I can fill the room with sand that's a little

this youtuber is getting sued because he called a crypto bro a dirtbag and said you shouldn't listen to his advice and apparently it was so hurtful so damaging that he's now being sued for 75 000 for defamation and emotional distress now i'm obviously covering this lawsuit because i get lawsuit threats a lot and i always want to know is it actual defamation or are you just trying to silence criticism that's what we're finding out today the lawsuit we're talking about is between atozi which is a commentary channel and bitboy a crypto channel now you might have heard a bit boy before because we've talked about him in a past video called how much does it cost to promote a crypto scam in it we talked about the problem of paid crypto reviews and showed how scammy projects can pay influencers to promote them sometimes secretly sometimes it's disclosed now it turns out a month before i made that video a commentary youtuber atozy made his own video this time called this youtuber scams his fans bitboy crypto which is incidentally the video which he's now being sued for now in this video admittingly a tosi was a little bit more colorful than i was and he calls bitboy a dirtbag influencer dirtbag influencer it has also been known for being a shady dirtbag bitboy and other dirtbag influencers dozie also says bitboy can't be trusted with financial advice he simply cannot be trusted with financial advice because you don't know if he's trying to enrich you or himself and to support this point he uses an example of bitboy promoting a crypto coin called pamp in a paid sponsorship i definitely don't want to miss this one i do fair reviews with my team and i won't promote something that we don't dig deep into and that's exactly what we did the way pamp is designed is great for staking if you missed out on tezos or chain link you don't want to miss pump by mean pamp i'm pumped up to talk about this one yikes he pitched it as if it was the next best thing but one look at the current price of pam and it's not hard to see why people are upset okay it basically went to zero and bit boy himself has deleted that video from his own channel along with many others in this cnbc article bit boy himself says he could make up to a hundred thousand dollars per month in promotions alone and if they fail he might delete the promotional video from his page so what exactly is so wrong with what a tosi said that would cause bit boy to enter quote bouts of depression and suffer from severe anxiety well this is where things get a little weird one of the core arguments of this lawsuit is that bitboy is this incredible source for crypto knowledge and advice this is why it's so bad that a toasie has damaged this reputation the lawsuit describes bitboy as an industry-leading source of reliable commentary which you know is a bit of an exaggeration and they say that quote can there be a more damaging assertion for someone like bitboy crypto who engages in the business of providing advice and commentary on cryptocurrency investments and this is where it gets confusing because bitboy himself says he doesn't give financial advice after all i'm not a financial advisor i can't give you financial advice courses financial advice not financial advice so then what advice are these lawyers talking about that bitboy's in the business of is it beard trimmings room decor it's not exactly clear but what is clear is that this lawsuit basically says atosi defamed bitboy by saying the public should not look to bitboy for any advice but we have bipboi himself saying the same thing so which is it seems like the lawyers are a bit confused but that kind of makes sense because occasionally bitboy himself seems to get confused because in that video i just showed you about pam token he actually seems to straddle the line between giving advice but also making sure that he can't be held responsible for giving advice boy you always say do your own research and don't trust anybody in crypto fair enough voices in my head fair enough but let this be an exception but of course do your own research on pimp so wait a second should we make an exception for you and trust your research or should we do our own research are you a crypto advisor or are you not well guys this is where i realized that cryptocurrency is so revolutionary so new that we need a new theory to describe it so i'm coining a new quantum theory term that i like to call schrodinger's advice here's how it works if a crypto influencer describes himself as unfit to give advice he's being responsible if you call him unfit to give advice you're being sued now in all seriousness i do kind of understand why bitboy probably feels upset he probably feels like he's cleaned up his act and that people are still associating him with a few bad calls in january of 2022 bitboy said he had a crisis of conscience and stopped doing paid promotions which you know that's great and i obviously applaud that but you need to understand you can't fix a bad reputation by suing your way out of it you just kind of have to do better and hopefully people will eventually notice but speaking of trying to sue your way out of it this all reminds me of another situation pip boy got himself into this time he tried to sue celsius after everyone lost money and he was gonna sue on behalf of everyone that is until he realized he couldn't because he had actually promoted celsius and profited from that promotion so he actually was a conflict of interest and couldn't sue so oops i mean was that financial advice should we have done our research on that it's not so clear so anyways that's it for now i just wanted to say that i don't agree with this lawsuit i think it's frivolous to try to get a tosi to shut up but either way don't forget the most important thing pamp the stock

[Music] so i did it i'm on time [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] doug doug um dude this is a been a mess my god um i'm not ready or people already here i was hoping to have a couple minutes i'm not ready to stream all right just come back and um come back three or four minutes okay i think it should all be working now it's just i don't understand why it wasn't working okay let me explain what the setup is okay so this is a this i have a physical device that i don't want to move called a titan ii here let me show you what it looks like oh my god there's so much [ __ ] open hold on just uh we're gonna play mario party superstars today but as a warning it's gonna be a little bit because i have to sell this [ __ ] up because it was not working for a while um where's a titan ii okay a titan ii this is the device that i use to send inputs to my nintendo switch so i had the brilliant idea we've done this in the past that's how we've done like mario maker gameplay and stuff like that right is i use this device and basically my python code reads twitch twitch says here's the message my python code reads the message it says what does the message say depending on what the message says it presses a different key that key is then goes into the g tuner program where i have a key mapping from every key to a certain button on the switch okay so then that goes through one of the devices uh translates to a button press and then goes to the switch and presses the button okay so that's how it gets from you guys to the switch so now i'm trying to do that with two of them the problem is that this program is not meant to have two of these up so i have two of this program which are set to different setups and you would think that that would just work fine and then up here you set what device it's uh sending commands to but then it just didn't work so i was and i tested this before i didn't like test it this morning i was it just it wasn't working today because i want to do some things where there's two players or i can control two players or like i can control two switches or whatever so then just one of these wasn't working the first one basically i like went into the the switch and if i turn on the the keyboard capture this is like so i had the first one working but the second one wasn't and i couldn't figure out why and literally the fix i tried resetting the keyboard mapping swapping it to different keys um swapping it to different memory slots on the device tried everything the thing that fixed it okay after like 30 or 40 minutes of trying to figure out what is going on um just now the thing that fixed it is i unplugged it from one usb slot in my computer to a different usb slot on my computer and then that didn't work but then i unplugged it and plugged it back into that usb slot and now it works so i don't get it but it is working like so now if i i have look this is all keyboard controller one controller two i've never had i've never had any solution in any technical thing ever be like oh you had to un you had to switch plug slots and also i don't get it so i'm i'm scared this is all going to break and also i didn't have the time to set up my voice commands or the twitch place code so um buckle in everybody we're in for a fun 10 minutes while i set this up but the plan okay so so what i have now though is i have the keyboard able to control two different players which means i can have i don't i don't even know what the plan is for today but we can play mario party superstars which is the new mario party that people have been talking about for a while um or talk talking about wanting to play for a while now that i have this setup set up um we could do you guys versus me with voice commands versus two computers we could do a vers a crew versus z crew versus two computers i don't really care what we do but i have two players that we can control on switch i got myself a soda i work with usbs that's just how they work sometimes that sucks the nice thing about programming is that 99.999 of the time if there's a problem it's because you [ __ ] up your programming code no again there's only two players so i only i'm only able to control two of the people so we cannot do a crew versus zikr versus me versus everything else only got two so those two we can divide up between chat and me and then i guess we can play versus computers is there a 1v1 mode in this game i don't actually know uh yeah i don't i'm not drinking alcohol right now cons cash i guess a few weekends ago i had alcohol for the first time in a while but then i just had like eight shots of whiskey because whiskey's fine on keto us versus you i think us versus i think me versus you guys should be good alphabet crew versus number crew this is somebody else's suggestion so i won't pretend to come up with this idea i forget who i think was like in a youtube comment or something i don't really read a lot of youtube comments but it must have been one because i don't know where else i would have seen it maybe on discord or something anyway um i'm gonna do a twitch chat uh uh smash ultimate tournament of twitch plays where where it's letter gang so every single letter is gonna be its own team and we'll do a bracket and we'll find out which letter of the alphabet is the singly most powerful at super smash bros and some of them i literally don't know like is anybody's name start with like what would be the least common letter just for names to start with because there might just be nobody in a certain gang now we've got we've got some people with x for sure x is what i would think maybe we don't yeah okay we got one yeah xx1 javon 1xx immediately pogged because he knows he'll be the only person in x gang z yeah there's probably not a lot of people whose name starts with z but only q q is probably anyways any cuers anyway that'll that'll be fun i have lots of ideas for things to do um i've just i've been like under the weather for like two weeks now um which has not helped plus just really been really really busy with with other stuff uh for example thumbnail designers things um joe lots of things on the docket to do i'll do more varied things but today i'll just be mario party and then maybe peggle depending on if there's time oh yeah and as as we were talking about with in the the chat before um before the stream started so basically what's happening is you can press buttons on my keyboard and that can control the game on the nintendo switch and then technically i could control two different switches now and then because you guys are are sending inputs off to a different device technically i could just still play a game on windows so i could play peggle while you guys play mario party or while a crew plays mario party and zeke plays mario maker and we can just all kind of do our own thing and we're all hanging out in the same stream but like none of us are actually uh coordinating at all it's just three different games simultaneously i don't have that set up today but i could just play peggle while you guys play mario party cause that's i just wanna play pickle i'm to be honest i have like 100 ideas for for streams the next couple months but i just look at the list every morning and i'm like i could just play more peggle though i want to get the world record on my clawed lobster i want to play leave us alone somebody somebody in um in early gang chat made the analogy that it's like when a teacher puts on a movie it's definitely that i just put on a mario party movie for you guys and you you go play over there and i'm gonna sit at my desk playing a peggle like an adult um okay here's the plan for today first we're gonna do a round of mario party me versus you guys me with voice commands you guys controlling uh player two i need to set all the code and the voice commands for that up but we'll do that first fubarian think of the twelve uh 18 months thank you thank you thank you we'll do that first then after that i don't know maybe you guys will play by yourselves and i'll play peggle maybe i'll just play peggle we'll uh we'll figure it out but for the next 10 or so minutes get ready for the most intense coding of your lives [Music] okay it has been three or four minutes what is going on with the panic quite yet dude oh [ __ ] yeah okay here's here's what the code is okay so this is mario party switch so we've gotten a message at this point this is uh this is all the code for the the gamecube version i just have to swap instead of gamecube player one left it's switch is [Music] or is it stick down yeah stick down [Music] man this is [ __ ] wild you guys [Music] this is why i come to ww at twitchtv.com doug you stole oh you haven't been able to see any of this oops [Music] man this is more exciting whoa you guys see that code somebody clipped that [Music] okay i'm replacing i'm replacing these buttons with the switch equivalent that's all that's happening [Music] you don't need c-stick right how does the switch look no you need do you need oh does anybody know do you need the what are these buttons called these little arrows do you need these in uh mario party superstars you probably don't right you just need the four buttons over here do you need the right d do you need the right stick you probably don't right it's just the left movement stick these four most people are saying no i'll just not give it to you because that way um if you guys lose you can complain that it's rigged titan two more like typing two nuts these nuts we got you can't just add nuts to the end of something what about tilt controls so that's why we're playing mario party superstars and not super mario party super mario party has a bunch of tilt controls and that would be a mess and or impossible uh with mario party superstars there's no motion control so we should be okay there i believe okay more coding what do you need a well this is the b button [Music] oh god what buttons do you do this is confusing as [ __ ] what buttons do you press uh normally in in a game of mario party superstars is it this button is b and this one's a is is a like how you select things or is b how you select things i guess i'll just give you all the buttons i just give you all the buttons right and then we worry about it we'll figure out later we'll have to test this a little bit to make sure it works because again this is first time i've gotten this set up finally um okay so [Music] that's some good code music dude [Music] let me just put this over here this is wild what a wild stream okay [Music] let's do this so i will give you the buttons the hold of the button how have you never solved the problem this way before true i think there's some weird stuff going on with those high speed pores my capture card only works in one of my usb ports which sounds really the same thing dude i have never i've never had an issue where it's just like plugging it into a different port fixes it that's just that's scary to me i like consistency with my things you know what i mean 420 because you needed to switch usb ports how can you live with yourself thank you move murphy the support however i can live with myself because it's not my fault because of usb it was rigged okay so you guys can press you can type a to press a b to press b i'll just give you the same for x and y [Music] yeah i saw that cabbage lost like a 100 000 points but i didn't didn't want to reply because i was already in the midst of defeat myself okay bam bam bam bam bam bam is this all correct okay so what do we got light left left and hard left we'll all hold left light right right and hard right wall hold right light up up hard up while hold up light down light down and hard down while hold down a we'll press the a button hold a and release a will do the same b presses the b button hold b and release b does the same x press the s button hold x and release x does the same y press the y button hold x okay cool those are all good um i don't how would how do you ground pound in this game it's probably the b right you probably press b yeah i so this is all based on the um switch b this is all based on the gamecube controls so hopefully they're roughly parallel they should be parallel it'll be fine i'll give you a screenshot it's fine hold on okay i'm giving you romp i'm giving you lump [Music] okay bx uh we already got those l [Music] so we have lzl and ls oh that's left stick you need left stick for any of this you don't in this game you don't push in the sticks do you for any commands i don't think [Music] thank you very cool so you don't need those so really what you need is l long l why are the tabs all weird why is only two i hate python g gang is the only one with alliteration automatic winners i am excited for that also the g gang even though it sounds fun to have all of the alphabet broken into individual gangs and have them fight each other it'll actually be super anticlimactic because there will be so few inputs going to the characters at a time it's just not gonna be exciting but we'll compensate for that with really loud music so don't worry um okay so then it would be z is it lzl yeah zl long zl [Music] hello mr duke doug i am happy to report that my depression has been getting better hi happy to hear that depression sucks dude [Music] but i do think for the most part life gets better you know and if you can uh if you can get through it eventually improves um okay almost there and i swap this to r zr dr okay cool so you'll have l long l z l long zl r long r zr and long zr what the [ __ ] is this just wanted to really quickly iterate my suggestion that you play super rubber ross world in mario maker 2. i promise it's super cool and decently hard uh same answers before i would like to at some point i there is way way way more [ __ ] that i want to do than i have time for it is the uh the perpetual problem okay and then um [Music] you also get the capture button you type screenshot okay that should be good for people who program did i miss anything stupid in here i think so this is just adjusting the gamecube controls over to switch so you should be able to control player one now doug what's happening i just arrived literally nothing forgot a semicolon ground pound is a then b no that doesn't make sense because it's jump and then it's jump and then jump right in in this game why not use switch statements because they don't exist in python until the very newest version there is actually a switch statement that they added but i don't want to upgrade right now it's like in python 3.10 i think they added it finally luigi pump for ground pound sure [Music] there you go yeah stick two is the movement stick it's a little unintuitive uh the left one is two it's weird okay cool you've got luigi pump the other thing that i have to do before we can play is give me voice commands before chris snacks play mario party and see how long it takes for twitch chat to find out they are not actually playing that's such a good idea dude that's such a good idea what was it like two weeks ago right for a school documentary about learning python probably not i love the idea i just i just don't have free time really um so i end up turning down pretty much all requests like that unfortunately plus i'm not good at programming i cannot emphasize this enough i this is not a programming channel despite what people on youtube seem to think i am not teaching you programming and i don't know why some people think that is the case um what was i gonna say oh yeah a few weeks ago we did uh what was it twitch chat versus three random computers so you're saying we do four random computers and i just say that twitch chat's playing that's interesting it'd also be fun to just watch that because there's lots of people who've there's lots of youtubers who've done videos where they bet on four mario party cpus and see who wins but having four random inputs this is a calculus channel yeah true okay i am going to set up my voice commands for me and then we're good assuming all this works but it's gonna work first try because i'm a programming student teacher [Music] where the hell is mario there's mario party okay is the equivalent of the teacher playing a movie but it's a movie we will gladly watch dozens of times so what you're saying is this would be the equivalent of me giving you guys a game boy and saying you don't even have to pay attention to the movie but then i play peggle if you had to guess if you gave a crew and zed crew control of a star wars spaceship how long would they go without getting destroyed this is my way of suggesting star wars squadrons chat stream p have a nice day maybe 3d spaces are very very very hard to navigate for twitch chat one because of twitch chat and two because um [Music] actually no just because of twitch chat [Music] copy okay this is mario party switch so now we get to do this fun thing where [Music] i look at these buttons [Music] how do you send the twitch code inputs to your code and then to the game so the twitch code reads from twitch chat it receives a bunch of messages for each message it reads it and then says okay you know they want to press a so it presses the corresponding button on my keyboard and then the key that goes into this program called g tuner this maps that key press to a button on the nintendo switch sends it through a hardware device called a titan ii and then that goes into the switch and presses just wondering will you someday continue with one hit skyrim yes it's on the list of things to do it's just i just never seem to have time i would like to at some point i would like to finish it there's just things that are more interesting to me watching any march madness my tar heels are doing well with jadab no basketball is boring sorry everybody write that down i'm the teacher you can believe me this coding is nuts this mario party is awesome this is going to be the best mario party game play ever nuts is it i don't know dude the problem with this is you guys are gonna have to play against computers or we're gonna have to play against computers usb or us not to be good thank you okay so now i need to go through all of these buttons and map them to whatever key whatever key on my keyboard corresponds to the right button on a nintendo switch one word in pop culture media titles with the word dragged i'll start star wars a rigged hope it's a good idea you guys can amuse yourselves with that okay so if i say a it's going to press numpad 3 which corresponds to the switch a beautiful if i pre if i say b it's going to press numpad 2 which corresponds to b yeah i'm not going to worry about the cc button my ps4 could not connect to me three down but it had no issues with me too and me one and my switch had no problem connecting to any of the hdmi ports electronics be weirdo electronics are dumb happy i don't need to say enter destiny soundtrack should be safe again there was some email thought going on with the claims but google has terminated the accounts that were responsible and the youtube channels and videos are being restored that's good generally bungie follows a similar system as nintendo to their soundtrack as long as you do something with it you can use it on content jump is uh sweet that's good to know so l if i say l that's me pressing nine jesus christ okay left if i say left i need to press numpad four okay got it light down that is numpad five light right that is number still taking shots yeah that's a silly question of course okay r is numpad nine right r numpad9 yes what is rabbit why do i have rabbit as a voice command what does that mean why do we have worcestershire sauce as a voice command okay right this needs to be changed from your host addiction we support well i mean there's been a few relapses okay up is numpad eight [Music] x is numpad zero y is numpad one [Music] and z oh i need these oh there's no z button right on a switch is there a z button no no because it's zr and zl remove okay so i need a copy of r and l so this is zl [Music] zl is zero [Music] i feel like the program will not understand me when i say zl okay and then the other one is the r and the zr is numpad period [Music] okay represents no wait that sounds wrong [ __ ] [ __ ] remove this message how do i turn this off [ __ ] p gang is gonna splatter victory all over that tournament dude oh oops i forgot peggle is over here well uh pause some sunny idea maybe this works twitch chat sing shanti karaoke for your playlist maybe over discord maybe what none of what i just did saved are you serious [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh i did it to the wrong one i did it to mario party 7. okay i whatever so the mario party 7 profiles actually for voice bot is actually for my party switch okay and then i pull up g tuner one and i pull up g2 i for both of those i turn on the capture mode okay this right one is for me this left one is for you guys i also boot up the twitch place code then we go over to this thing then we both go bam bam you guys are one cool no no no stop i need to play two hold on let me no no wait no that was me hold on you guys go first add yourself and then me yeah stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop hold on hold on hold on okay you're off you're off and let me just shut up the controllers at least okay you guys are player one i'm player two wait does that work oh you know wait hold on a oh a a a how does it think i said b what the [ __ ] a did not work a should press a should press numpad three release key numpad three is it too quick what if it's for like a second hey we did it okay i now have two controllers working you guys are player one and i'm player two [Music] it only took an hour well let's boot you guys up ah let's just dive into this [ __ ] and see what happens jesus christ you guys hold on no no you're resetting the stop stop this up no i want to play i want to play stop it stop stop stop it's jesus christ okay i'm turning it off you already lost privileges no no you're literally playing god damn it no do i have to like go back hold on why can't i play okay nobody we don't need [Music] this i can't why wouldn't let me skip i'm pressing the button did i turn off what happened hello i can't speed this up at all all i can do is take pictures don't skip we don't need the story dude i'm pressing the skip button [Music] let us hit skip okay honestly i'm gonna see let's let's activate you guys and see if maybe you can skip this goddamn cinematic go wait you don't even have a plus k why would this work no i'm turning you off you're taking pictures you don't even have the button supposed to do it all right l plus r oh jesus what is that what is l and r q and t okay q and t hello is this not working oh dude did you do something with the controllers oh god doing this through switch is so much more complicated okay we've got the two controllers maybe [Music] how it works what i don't get it you broke something i don't know what you did but you broke something um no no no i don't want to go in there i thought that was like a tutorial um you can't do there's no um there's no 1v1 mode in this game is there it's only normal okay i thought there wasn't because i know it's just old mario party games [Music] time for fun yeah we know how to play where's the other person okay who do you guys want to be [Music] why are you already saying this rigged nothing's happened nothing we haven't even we're not even in the game the only issue with waluigi oh [ __ ] i forgot my keyboard okay hold on let's do a quick pull the only issue with waluigi [Music] is that it's an 8 crew character what character mario luigi peach daisy wario waluigi yoshi rosalina dk okay quick pull [Music] can birdo defeat waluigi defeat a slightly memories it sucks and all the levels are bad not yet i just don't have time okay you know what this is close enough i'm going to flip a big coin i asked his waluigi my girlfriend yesterday and she said yes i need to learn german divorce laws quick why are you just sitting there doug help me heads you divorcer heads waluigi tails birdo twitch chat this is literally flipping [Music] tails [Music] hey crew michelle play or uh alphabet crew shall play as [Music] hello maybe [Music] birdo wait this is the cpu [Music] why is it a cpu [Music] can we change that later what about a badge or emoji of an olive yeah possibly oh yeah uh let's play against donkey kong and daisy what if we have to do it on one player mode no you did it on one player mode do i have to i have to go back god damn it okay [Music] so how do i how do i do this how do i get to more people i'm totally new here and just found this channel glad to have found a programming channel to follow oh my god oh this is what you guys did okay this is where you no no i don't does not matter [Music] thanks shifty it's all right what do you mean rigged you literally weren't gonna let me play you [Music] it's one thing when nothing at all happens and you yell rigged which is funny to me it's another one you rig it against me and then you'll rigged when i fix it are you saying this to yourself [Music] like you're sort of like gleefully saying we rigged it like it's sort of a celebration because i can't tell because it's just text there's no there's no connotation here i can't i can't understand your emotion you can just barely teach yourself anything i don't think you should be teaching 3200 university students at the same time [Music] as a tahiti you are hereby declared an enemy of the states [Music] [Applause] you prevented us from being waluigi you guys literally voted on waluigi what are you talking or on birdo what are you talking about [Music] oh i should say if usa is so good why did they need to make usb so true um [Music] we should be clear now we will probably get our asses [ __ ] whooped by the cpu right so this is strictly a battle of me versus you me as luigi you guys is birdo it's a real battle going on here right if you place higher than me i'll drop 20 gifted subs if i place higher than you um i don't know put an offer on the table not money something else whatever you have to offer throw it up now as part of the deal [Music] apology video like you're making an apo this is for you this is what you would offer me if i beat you ban 30 people you're saying bunny suit what do you mean do you mean that you're wearing a bunny suit you can't just say the phrase bunny suit with no more context you have to give context chat we've been over this also what what map [Music] birthday cake kind of sucks woody woods is like fine i haven't played horrorland [Music] let's do between those three okay what map oh [ __ ] oops [Music] what map uh yoshi what was the second one spaceland woody woods scary spooky house [Music] woody woods is good i feel like woody woods or um or spaceland maybe i don't want to do the birth the cake one sucks [Music] let's do um let's do anyone except the spooky scary house i don't like it it's freaking me out chat it's called horrorland wait hold on is it even a good map are you just voting for it because i put a d face in it [Music] we want it all right sure whatever is it good i i've played like two games of this game it's good all right it looks pretty goddamn scary that's my only concern [Music] okay how am i gonna do all this i guess i'll just yeah we're just playing through here okay i think we're pretty much good to go anything else i should put the title stuff down here one sec [Music] uh twitch chat is birdo doug is luigi cpus are donkey kong and uh daisy use mario party commands to play [Music] okay and then if i win bunny suit not clear what that means yet [Music] but we'll sort out the details later [Music] you guys know the mario party commands you don't need to here i'll review them again real real real fast so just look at the yellow text left right up down or light or hard variations a for every for each of the main buttons you have a or you know b or x or y you can also press hold a which starts holding it down or release a which releases it if you just if it's a mini game or you just want to have it held ground pound rump lump l lz l zl r zr screenshot is a 100 chance this is not okay no wonder you guys are taking so many pictures one in 50 this is not rigged we have a limited amount of space actually i put a new sd card in which is 128 gigs instead of 62 so that i could get more games on my nintendo switch emphasis on the word games i want more games on my nintendo switch i don't want thousands of [ __ ] pictures you literally filled up the sd card on the old one and i swapped it with the second switch so i would get more space just too many screenshots okay are we all good i think we are let's jam it [Applause] total turns yeah let's do 20. [Music] [Applause] no you guys are birdo ignore the name you are not in control right now [Music] hey let's go the very first mario party game twitch chat versus doug i'm excited will this game work well will it totally suck ass for this kind of thing i have no clue let's find out you guys are live in three two oh hold on three connecting three two one [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh all right i'm excited brand new mario party game to play [Music] i'll admit right now is a good time to take a picture just just to soak in the sights you know what i mean jump [Music] i hope this game is good let me let me look let me look hold on i don't want to understand this stop pressing a stop pressing a i want to read this please please please hold on okay i i saw the word womps i genuinely don't know what's happening in this game jump a okay i need to change my jump to press the a button [Applause] [Music] what is my a button [Music] numpad three [Music] all right should be good jump [Music] oh god there's the [ __ ] stickers in this game [ __ ] how do you use those sorry oh this is going to be obnoxious how do you pull them up bring it [Music] don't you display that noise love it the two most boring sports by far when combined suddenly brilliant um okay what's your name what's your plan here three musical chipmunks are discovered by an aspiring songwriter who wants to use their amazing singing abilities to become famous guys why don't we kick this off by hitting the the dice block think of how cool it would be there you go so you have to press x when it's your turn right i think it's x i think with a you do something else well no [Music] may as well crank the music i guess oh you did it okay okay hey can anybody tell me hold on before before the music what is actually the conceit of this game of this board like what happens on this board i saw something with swamps and actually you know what [ __ ] it we'll figure it out probably you boy held you thank you for the sub thank you thank you this map is so good all right it changes at night okay okay my wife reckoned to leave me after partying all night with mario she said she wouldn't as long i never do it again anyways what are we doing today this is more of a board game x x what about hear me out twitch job versus zombies oh that's actually that could work jump [Music] b jump jump no i don't want it wait did i buy it whatever [Music] [Applause] okay oh wait wait wait mods we let's do more uh if we cancel that prediction we could do one who gets the first star me or chat who gets a star faster oh this is going to be good aren't so here's the issue with with playing this game instead of the gamecube ones this version of mario party i feel like is pretty skill based you know what i mean and look at your drawing compared to an easy computer so anyway again it's all about the placement of you and me we're gonna assume that the two computers are probably gonna beat both of us at the end of the game it's whichever w one of us two places higher that's the whole point oh i have to press start what's my start i don't know what my start button is um do i have to press minus oh it's minus okay that's easy to remember all right everybody it's time for the best [ __ ] mario part of our live first mini game of the new series go down right [Music] down down down down left down left up left up where are you guys left down right down right right [Music] i mean mine's beautiful next how did you get more points than me how the [ __ ] do you get points dude i actually like went around the whole squid you just got off your jackhammer and just didn't play why would they this is dumb dude pure skill we didn't win anything i'm just saying you you place higher try fingerboat hole [Music] lucky space something bad something about something bad something bad something bad btw doug the troop looks amazing you almost can't see the bald spot [Music] i just have a filter in obs to make it look more thick [Music] wait how does he have oh cause he won the game damn dude we're already okay we're gonna get [ __ ] destroyed by the computers because we were going to play better than you but then you decided you wanted to play [Music] i think the challenge is going to be for any of us to get 20 coins that pacers on which cpu wins uh we i think going off first star between the two of us works well also don't try to throw it just to win the prediction that's cowardly oh that would be pretty rigged i love that idea because chat's natural reaction to if i did that would be to spam rigged doug you want blue incorrect it says doug doug over the name i i concede that but you guys are our player one [Music] what okay please not super precision based [Music] space land you want to be in space guys we are not going to win any of these minigames mash a plus b here let me give you an a plus b command let me actually set this up for you please hold doug we are not bordeaux okay if message equals a b or message equals ba then i will hold key a button and then hold and release the b button and then release the a button cool that should do it also let me make sure how many what's your keys at 35 should be good what's up cool i should do it now you have an a b you can do a b or b a just to mix it up also as a reminder um if you change the capitalization of something that also uh allows you to do it again right so you can if twitch is saying you already sent that message um then just uh swap the capitalization yo hobby thank you so much for the for the raid welcome welcome miguel i can't wait for luigi welcome to the greatest game of mario party you'll ever witness me with voice commands versus twitch chat versus two computers we don't talk about them [Music] all right is everybody ready three two one oh one one [Music] a b a b a b [Music] get that out of here oh [ __ ] between you and donkey kong oh [ __ ] wow oh my god oh my god [Music] [Applause] no that's on you bud all right don't get cocky okay it's turn two okay this is a mario party don't don't freak out start yelling about home last please [Music] you hit him new sd card means more space for screenshots bring it in oh damn it's a big role oh [ __ ] you have 20. oh [ __ ] this could be it actually if you actually roll correctly oh you had to pay the bank [Music] oh you just got so [ __ ] dude you're down to 19 coins [Music] wait i thought i thought i said wait hold on i thought it said you're going to the star you should change x to x go and give it to you you had a typo and you added the a b command it looks fine to me if i had a typo it wouldn't work it clearly worked i think it's okay [Music] why why did it show a star then bobby thank you again for the raid appreciate it thank you does the star just mean that's the direction of the star it like popped up over here wait dude come on i'm last place number of spaces okay why didn't you give yourself a spam a b command because i forgot up until the mini game started got here why are you birdo duggan why is this game rigged it's just just not correct some very confidently incorrect people here [Music] that was a sticker cpu will win prediction would be pretty cool we can do that you wrote 33 at the end of a line [Music] do you have a thumbnail artist already or our applications closed you're right so that happened afterwards i guess i should fix it hold on so here fun fun fact oh god no no uh the 33 is definitely because of the voice program hearing me say things and then it types it in here this is the this is the problem when i try to code because then if i'm like jump what does i accidentally have this open it'll just add more [ __ ] finger licking good sorry i tuned out and just heard finger looking good and i don't even want to imagine what you said before that [Music] x jump lucky space let's go maybe a star jump hello doug it's bootleg eddie thank you for being doug doug item bag cool another skeleton key didn't already have one yeah luigi cpu is going to come last place oh my god i this is the most [ __ ] you've talked in a while because we've been doing a crew versus z crew versus me for so long that you guys like do a lot of infighting and you don't focus that much on me you're like very coordinated and talking [ __ ] right now and you're very confident because of that one mini game that you won on turn two i'm actually gonna beat the [ __ ] out of this game okay choose a direction to look by the time the music stops team side look a different direction so we just have to look a different direction than daisy okay you guys you guys do left or down right i'll do upper right that way we coordinate and make sure we don't cover the same bases right let's go right right right right right right right down [ __ ] okay it's up to dk i need the money i need the money i don't get it didn't they look didn't they look a different direction [Music] don't take a picture come on it's not the right time what is it what does it happen this is all your fault you literally went out first i was carrying the team on my back for one round [Music] you know how i'm gonna win here's how i know i'm gonna beat you guys this is my cool pirate shirt look at my pirate shirt chat [Music] it's because i went to for a bachelor party like two weeks ago and i forgot to pack shirts so i just had no shirts but then there was that we went out to get lunch and there was a pirate shop next door so i went to the pirate shop and bought this shirt so now i have a shark shirt you think you're going to beat me when i'm wearing my sharp pirate shirt no why are you wrong dude twitch chat is that one guy who says the most random thing and feels the need give me your money give me the way i have to scratch my balls is still really early in the game okay there's a lot of opportunity for the trail and i'm writing up a contract with donkey kong right now miserably affiliate mario party kindergarten i've been lying i actually have control over donkey kong and daisy this is all part of a collusion some sort of dark rigged pack again we followed your instructions you rigged it yeah it's turn like three dude i've got a lot of time that was pretty bad though you had to pay for that shirt twice now [Music] okay here's what i'm going to do i'm going to roll my actually i don't know what i'm going to do no money i am 80 percent sure down a guy who managed to forget he needed shirts no right it happens to everybody that you go on a trip for like four days and you forget to pack shirts everybody's been there at least once in their life right right right jump [Music] jump jump jump jump oh it just goes twice right jump jump you guys leave the house jump jump just jump oh my god they're all rubbing it in jump jump jump jump jump okay this could be big i finally recover some of my lost fortune give me 15 coins jump oh maybe okay okay okay we're back in we're back in let's go let's go your little lips must have been so cold how did you not notice because i was wearing a shirt the day i traveled but then there's weren't any shirts in my suitcase [Music] grab the mega man has a deal with the olive oil mafia luigi is a fool creamy ground pound uh ground pound okay so ground pound is definitely not correct b b jump okay um hold on let me i need to change my my things are so if wrong voice program ground pound needs to be three okay i'm fixing you guys can ground pound right it's working for you not right this second as soon as it's um okay you're both blind all right you guys are back in uh just i just want to make sure you can ground pound just test it real fast where are you are you dead okay so you just have to kill the other people god i got it try ground pounding i feel like every time i learn something new about you i am mystified on how you are alive and the functioning humor okay i think it's not working look i'm more of a i'm like a roller coaster of a human there's some things i'm very good at just some i'm not so good at like eating food or wearing a shirt okay ground pound doesn't seem to be working for you guys i think cause jump is the a button not the b button which i thought yeah so i have ground pound set to the b button so if we swap this should be good so again it is a to jump and b to punch and then you can ground pound to ground pound obviously let me try that make sure that works it's annoying that this is one of the many god during the wii u era when they switched for for jumping being the right button it's just mind-boggling mind-boggling why they would set everything up like this luigi is being ground-pounded he is being pounded so hard he is sweating okay try now you can hear his mums he is being pounded so hard oh my god okay sweat smells like olive oil sounds like you guys are good ready set doug just admit you don't like wearing golf shirts to bachelor parties up left jump down right right oh [ __ ] down get off of me i'm not even the enemy here up you got you realize you do understand how the minigame works right daisy is big you have to dodge daisy you just sat on my face until i died and you died [Music] we won you didn't do it i think i even died before you so i might not even get pity coins your plane is in a bottle necklace that's not how that phrase works dude i didn't even get pity coins because you sat on me and then moved to the right it's just stupid okay hey man can i borrow the computer real quick i have to go print something oh you guys are in control you got it just type screenshot and it'll automatically fax it to you [Music] why are you going that way all part of the plan okay clearly this is a new meta right we're not gonna win many minigames what we can do is get the other person to die before us so that's my new strategy is just [ __ ] with you guys so i at least get the two pity coins for being third place god damn it this better not be a star i am i am impoverished [Music] it was our plan [Music] everybody else has had like 50 money this game winners pov it's everybody's pov right now week he was completely naked i was scared i wear clothes jump jump god whatever um my plan is coming together [Music] ooh times two coins you're saying twice as many okay okay can we work together please so that i have enough money to buy a star that's all i'm asking for oh it's this one okay so you just move left and right right yeah this one's easy ready go left left left left donkey kong move what is he doing right right it was immense right but you have heard of me [Music] dude we just got a shitload of coins [Music] do we get 27 or does it double we got 54 coins holy [ __ ] i'm rich i'm not even last place now oh my god okay now that was a real pirate move that was the shirt dude i'm actually pumped alright i'm so [ __ ] rich now what i do is i start bribing daisy to [ __ ] with you you guys have like 100 coins oh he might beat you to the star he might beat you to the star right now i think he is [Music] oh he's one away okay you have to beat him next turn to that star you have to roll big because you're like you're what like nine spots away well you were jump jump mom said it's my turn to use the switch jump no let your big brother finish jump jump jump wait a minute everyone wait a minute use the item we collected to get more than eight wait a minute um i believe old duggaroo is now the closest everything's coming together doug take those coins and buy a [ __ ] i have a shirt i just didn't pack it dude i got lots of shirts oh wait no i'm [ __ ] nowhere near the start never mind jump jump i'm closer than you though god damn it i have moved three spaces in three turns [Music] jump great everything coming together doug sounds awful look all of my keys are coming together at the same time simultaneously it's wild once a star gets placed behind three doors i'm gonna really be in an advantage with her boyfriend i am scared what should i do my balls are crunching in fear just keep crunching um okay i guess this is it we just play soccer oh yeah look at this okay i'll distract him in the middle i'll do covering fire jump jump donkey kong is the worst goalie i have ever seen in my life jump jump [Music] yeah we did it okay dude we're winning more mini games than i expected man we carried you didn't carry i look i had cover fire okay this is a classical tactic that they use in like soccer warfare okay one person needs to shoot the ball at the goalie so he's distracted so that the fullback can you know nail it into the outfield or whatever it was all part of the plan i probably had more of an impact than you guys where did the thing actually go i forget [Music] everyone go in the skeleton key door okay i'll look at the map let's we'll study this for a sec [Music] yeah it was definitely you guys did this sticker and i thought and i thought it meant that you were getting the star dude i can buy some items man i got a lot of money why would you buy a skill whatever daisy also has another one of the items that are gonna move the star around what i forgot that's an item in this game that's stupid okay why okay okay let's look at this can you get your [ __ ] stickers out of the way so i can see the map nice um okay so stars at the top daisy is on her way there how do you get to the left oh you have to go through the thwomp to the left okay got it where am i i'm down at the bottom right diablo the cheater you guys are up here little brother sister play right now young man don't make me get your father it's my turn and it's an online game so i can't pause it uh okay as long as daisy messes up and doesn't get the star i'm actually next in line b b down down up up jump jump [Music] oh let's go dude let's go heating up for old doug jump jump oh and look at the item shop jump can i buy a golden pipe oh damn it down down down down jump judo is an edible manatee type creature with a large head and a not so large abdomen as you can imagine this manateela job character is also a fan favorite for anyone who enjoys snacking on such delicacies a number have said is she a manatee i think of her more as like like a monstrosity i'll cool dot [Music] peek out of the holes but don't let a monty mole whack your head the player who stays out the longest wins okay so you pick a different spot on the board and then you hold a to keep your head poked out of the hole whoever keeps their head poked out the longest wins so you guys probably want to do hold a just so you know instead of typing a you type hold a because that is just going to like press it down permanently yeah the moles whack us and you can move around different spots to try it i think i'm this is actually legitimately unironically my game three two one [Music] jump jump you're in my hole get out right right get out of the hole right jump get out of my [ __ ] left jump jump jump jump jump jump um a hey [Applause] hey get out of my hole you can't keep doing this you cannot just shut down my chances of winning this is stupid [Music] do i get a pity coin no i don't literally half the game [Music] why'd you unlock it what is the value of this hold on hold on why are you guys freaking out about getting in here what does this do for you cool get out of my hole is exactly what my wife's boyfriend was telling me just a few minutes okay all right i can keep more kind of the high level details about your relationship you'll never stop us from starting face and being in your home okay look i guess the event space gives you coverage potential coverage for for the bonus stars that makes sense was that actually your plan or were people just spamming a randomly into the chat probably the latter okay don't go right go right right don't go oh [ __ ] okay if daisy somehow messes this up and doesn't get the star i'm in really good shape can i beat her to it easy easy easy easy we legit had a plan maybe [Music] how many spots am i i don't need to leave my hole 21 hole is whole no longer it is bleeding my jaw jump [Music] jump i'm assuming hey stephanie douglas here your gameplay is disappointing me more than the time i did become president l plus ratio plus luigi pump plus maidenless plus south sword twin blades user dude it's not gonna like burn me can you talk about failed presidential candidates creeping up your spine that horrible stanch of betrayal is what happens when you step up to twitch chat okay you know what right now i'm going to [ __ ] destroy you you move and you jump in this just okay face it doug we are playing like little gods tonight um five gifted subs on this is that fair you place higher than me i get five subs i place higher than you somebody in chat has to get five subs fair deal i've been pushed around and had my hole plugged so many times that i'm ready to actually [ __ ] rip ass deal all right ready three two in all the practice the computers keep [ __ ] pushing me off all right three two one go i have a plan [Music] left jump left jump yes left jump left oh come on dude i was doing so well [Music] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait but i'm gonna get i beat you and i'm gonna get two pity coins thank you for honoring the deal look at those two coins i'm catching up to your money by the way i'm like what 20 behind now 23. oh terror saying that you're five gifted subs all right no more gifts and stuff you got you guys over delivered on on your deal so now at some point in for a future for a future minigame we'll bet five on it again but then you guys want to pay hmm dude it's all just going to come down to where stop giving subs it's all going to come down to where the thank you too sorry i should probably say it first it's all going to come down to where this next star lands right because like all of us are kind of in the middle i swear to god oh no it's you giving a star it's not nothing's going to happen right you just [ __ ] want to taunt me don't you oh that would have been so sick if you actually had a car master your mommy should be proud number 420 dude i won 54 coins first off secondly they're really good pity coins some of the best coins [Music] my preference is to buy it from a small local producer who does not have huge multi colored light bulbs on their ceilings my favorite vendor they also do not use the battle how is the vegas divorce paper plan coming doug vegas has a waiting period for divorce so i cannot do guys stop gifting subs jamar swope thank you very much for the five gifted jump i need to earn it okay jump you've given 15 more subs than i actually deserve i have to beat you in three more minigames jump jump great [Music] actually no this is great hold on no i'll take that i'll take that jump [Music] not a skeleton key please anything but a skeleton key jump okay almost a skeleton key jump oh this could be huge jump jump bet 15 subs all right fine for some mini game i'll get subs if i want you can't control me i'll ban you i'll do it this is unacceptable um i just have to counteract all the money you give me with more subs okay with this one you move left and right in the doors and then you go in a door and you try to go down but one of these one of these uh mini games let's decide we'll put 15 gifted on it okay as a future bet not this one though because this one is probably not gonna go well so you have to find the door that goes down mid throat stop thank you very much for five give to the subs you're banned okay you guys get the game right you go in the door and you find the door that goes downward three our plan was the two through the gates and passport to steal a star but we landed on space before it's a change to day time classic mario one oh gotcha hi ty thank you [Music] jump right hey doug right here [Music] left job my doctor [Music] left left left jump jump how do you go in a door vehicle in the door jump it's jump right or is it a different button is it up it is not up up it is off god damn it left up left up right up left [Music] left left [Music] wait he's still going so i can beat you for penny coins i can beat you for pity coins he's soaked up it is falling apart up mario [Music] left left left i want these pity coins up up up left up left up oh god damn it left left right subs ask [Music] left look what you've done you guys look what your generosity is wrought okay i can't go in the door oh wait no i have light wait hold on light right okay i can totally win this left left left where's the next one left left up right right left light right oh light right up left up left light right light right light right up 15 seconds right light right light right up [Music] left left up maybe is this it dude god damn it do we both get pity coins [Music] i was one door off okay we both got pity coins i'll take it but i want more coins than you to be clear i'm catching up to you i'm legitimately catching up to you i'm gonna i'm gonna end this game with more coins at you i'm gonna win coinstar i'm gonna steal that right out of your grasp it's gonna be beautiful no you aren't dude i'm gaining on you like every turn okay donkey kong just moved moved it away from peach [Music] wait that's close to me isn't it wait oh but i went the wrong direction oh god damn it i had it but i went to the right at that fork [Music] or is dk about to get it now hold on i'll look at the map long time youtube watcher and first time watching the stream thank you for giving us so many hours of entertainment hey thanks sasso sagretto i probably mispronounced that thank you man appreciate it jeez 15 coins dude we are [ __ ] loaded in this game this is crazy okay here we go let's take a look at the map let's take a look map why well i'm the closest but i think the [Music] am i going left oh i am going left so i'll go up and then the last coward and that twitch one two three four five six it's on the list so if i roll six or above i [ __ ] do it [Music] be doug is a bald skinny fuzzy man appears so bored and fuzzy ate a boiled jug he is so challenged funny luigi player best mario part of my life [Applause] jump jump jump jump jump be b jump jump yeah god i'm incredible this game what place am i oh wait hey look at the bottom right look at that look at fourth jump [Music] first place baby let's go let's go dude oh i told you you guys are so cocky it turned too you think you could step on my head and jam in my hole but i always have a plan jump jump okay somewhere far from you and we're good dude i could win the game where's that jump oh [ __ ] you're the closest to that or am i no you are jump jump jump you still got that money i'm still getting rich okay and this bonus minigame hey dumb we are gonna win for sure we keep winning mini games you need to step up your game if you want a chance thank you for the entertainment though this is so much fun i mean you want to you want to put down on that no neither of us are winning this one i was going to say this could be our morning this could be our big minigame boyfriend i feel like this one is all about not moving and just trying to start under no way you don't start underneath one of them this is not this is not possible whenever there's a mini game that we have a decent chance of winning we'll put a big bet on it this one is i'm gonna say not likely three two one we are so you have to move you have to move your little fat funny man time to tickle your hole you fuzzy funny fat man up maybe now [Music] did we get pity coins [Music] because we died at the same time maybe we both get pity coins [Music] oh we did both get pity coins dude daisy is daisy just made so much money okay we're halfway through the game [Music] okay i mean you guys are moving [Music] are you gonna buy you could buy yeah get one of those skeleton keys [Music] everybody loves skeleton keys dude some would say it's the best item in the game [Music] some would say it's the best item in the game hey doug what's your favorite fruit what is my favorite fruit it's a good question what is everybody's favorite fruit i'm actually curious probably uh probably like watermelon is pretty good they're good in different situations plump probably like a ripe if you're talking about like a oh no strawberries easy easy easy strawberry like a really ripe grape strawberry is easiest blueberries are pretty good there's lots of fruits that are really good in specific situations like blueberries but that on their own aren't like the greatest thing ever where strawberries on their own are just wah pineapple on pizza absolutely brilliant amazing what the [ __ ] she got okay well there goes your star there's no keys here than on my ex-wife's keychain never figured out where they went though i think chat just got him well unfortunate for you guys but there's still a decent chance that this lands on your like half of the map what is my favorite foot probably the right one [Music] that benefits me so you're saying that doug is the closest to the star thank you for subscribing to snake facts did you know that snakes have two penises i bet my wife wouldn't have stayed even if i had two penises yeah it would have been close but jump jump that what is your favorite chip jump jump jump uh this shirt um you guys know me i care a lot about shirts jump i'll use my item next next turn i don't need this turn jump doug is a short little chubby man with one jumbo cheeks from risky and an unpredictable life deck is family my second dad i won't go into the ins and outs of been doing nasty jobs to save thousands of men jump money belts oh this one we've played this [Music] all right we can get a bunch of money let's go just stay on the conveyor belt just stay on the conveyor belt what flavor crayons do you eat right [Music] closely followed all right not just any red though right uh strawberry [Music] up right up everybody move up and right up up right up oh you got one left no we did okay we know right we made some money donkey kong carried you guys got a coin i'll admit i did not carry i just kind of um dove off the end repeatedly [Music] what's your plan here that was it good stuff planned already out of the point i mean i'm sure it's going to come together i just i am too short-sighted to understand why the custom block use right there for five was gonna be valuable you at least still have the most coins you've you potentially have mini game star you potentially have bonus um happening star from landing on the most green spaces and you have coin star so you you're doing pretty well in terms of bonus star accrual [Music] how do i use the how do i use the stupid stickers no don't use the thing i'm right there dude oh so rigged why would they have this item be available to everybody constantly if like the whole game is about trying to get to start [Music] wait wait who's that next to is that you guys oh my god that is next to you that's so close is daisy going to beat you there right now okay she'll definitely get their next turn because she can do a 10. okay you have to roll big next turn jump jump jump [Music] what is this uh down down jump i don't know where it warps me to jump i mean i'd rather jump in a situation like this i'd rather stay on the part of the board that people aren't at right because then i have a higher chance of getting myself once the star moves hey doug i've been wondering what's wrong with you what does it do toilet paper thanks ps thank you for your amazingness what the hell is this sure i'll light it jump i'll light the bonfire jump is it just that switches night and day it teleports you to the other eye i don't understand why that makes me a fool for not doing that jump [Music] doug i'm at work the stars of the eyes okay thanks love you bye sorry everybody gonna have to shut it down jump jump [Music] doug just fell right into our trap a strange smelly man please tell me what flavor of play-doh is the best please love eating the blue plate right right right jump wait no no no god damn it or whatever jump bumper balls i love bumper balls i play that as a kid all the time in mario party pick up letters from the sky and give them back to shy guy what so you just walk you just walk around and then hand them where's shy guy oh you have to you have to walk to him okay got it so you pick up letters and you have to make contact with shy guy ready set go left up left up right wait i could win this right down right up up left up right [Music] dude left up down up he turned away from me at the last second down okay i got one no i didn't maybe i get pity coins i'll probably get pity coins dude that was dumb i was like actually i was the only one like trying to chase him down you're just running around in a circle [ __ ] whatever i can still beat you on money if i take if i get that star and then i beat you on money that's a huge w for me okay this has to be a big role this has to be a big role one two three four five you need seven or above unless you warp you fool you fool oh no chat oh that was so rigged you had to be able to you had to be able to say no to that guy and then yes to the star not fair welcome to mario parties bro i'm al gore and this is as rigged as the 2000 election hey very topical man happy to have you here all deny should be the first option look you guys were the one who called me a fool you need to know that underneath you when you roll it shows the distance to the star yeah i know that i guess i haven't been looking at it i'm assuming i did something stupid based on you telling me that zl traitors we must purge break their kneecaps right i don't think that was a traitor dude i think pressing people were preemptively pressing a for the star and didn't realize you would you would be you fooled to the other part of the map i don't think that was intentional like an intentional traitor it's just hard that's you guys got kind of screwed there [Music] but look really it's gonna come down to this where does this die block end up after why did daisy okay daisy didn't go for the star you okay well [Music] but she did buy a thing that will let her move the star somewhere else [Music] daisy's got a plan dude i cannot wait to see what she's cooking up hey doug what should i do oh my god is bleeding and mom said i can't use the weak my dick why sawyer said i could not ask you but he is insane save me okay we're in the same spot okay donkey kong's probably donkey kong's probably got the star is there anything we can do to influence it oh i have my star thing i'll do it now because i tried to get rid of it b i got this here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna put the star like right in front of you and me and i'm gonna steal it from you in front of your eyes b up jump [Music] right right jump okay okay okay so what you're selling what you're saying is it's gonna land directly in front of me jump jump sort of wait no wait no that you have to like come from a right way do you have to dude this board is confusing how do you get there i don't remember sorry jump jump oh so we have to go around the whole thing now okay now daisy can get it good um jump jump daisy's plan always works out jump jump [Music] jump [Music] i swear to god if i get a skeleton key jump jump okay it's almost there double dice i love dude lucky you thank you chad you guys are actually doing respectful stickers jump hey doug serious question what was the first time you drank olive oil and how did you get the idea was it was like nine months ago and i started keto and it's because it's just really really easy calories i just needed something for easy calories on my sex uh sure yeah just email it dougdough.com i'm not really checking twitter nowadays so twitter's the best or email's the best way to hit me alright you guys ready this is clearly gonna go super well three two one i could actually win this jump jump how the [ __ ] are you how did you beat me how did you get through three of them that's nonsense you're just spamming a that's stupid you didn't get over a single rope in the practice and then you suddenly whip out three of them all skill baby you just spammed a from the moment this minigame appeared [Music] i was timing it i was playing well okay whatever i still have you on stars okay you've been cocky from turn two even though i've gotten ahead of you all right i've got this game [Music] damn big role [Music] yeah check out that board just cause we can reagan not get caught oh shoot [Music] no no no no don't do something stupid do not do anything stupid here we always spam a it's why a crew is superior [Music] no okay [Music] that was almost a huge huge deal but it has zero impact whatever that's interesting because you seem to have a lot of it i was about to respond and then i read the rest of the message and i wouldn't was not about to give you the satisfaction can you guys please get your goddamn sticker menu off the screen i just want to look at the board i want to play the game and you're just deciding what sticker to use the entirety of the game dude just pick a sticker and just stick with that one damn 12 points wait dude daisy daisy could beat you on the coins she's at 1 15. why wait okay so what's board look like here where am i okay you and i are in the same spot at the top right daisy's daisies okay so we're all kind of in the same area hey douglas hello doug greetings douglas hi doug good day doug bonjour douglas job my ass is bleeding okay that last part felt like it didn't quite fit with the rest of the message jump jump jump doug is your name doug no it's just a stage name jump jump um i don't really need anything i guess i could do the chomp call [Music] no no i'll just move a lot b b i think i just go for pure speed and these pressure stickers please it's just that they haven't really been relevant and you've had the menu open the entirety of the game try to get coins to watch out for hammers your coins get zeroed out if you fall off the edge okay everybody got it this is purely about um not getting hit too much basically three you probably don't want to move that much this is a heads up you can do light right light like light up light down light right light left just so you know ready three two one [Music] left up right oh my god no oh i got a bag left down i'm gonna push you off left left never mind left down down down up right left down oh no no up well daisy got 33 coins oh dude she just stole coinstar from you oh that's bad bad for you okay so she's got 148 coins so okay so you've got you've got to hit that total so if you just make some coins the next couple turns that could be pretty valuable nice if you just make some coins well maybe you'll screw over everybody else no not powers of revolution oh that's not that bad i mean really not what you were supposed to be doing but [Music] if you had caught no you didn't you didn't want you didn't want everything redistributed actually i don't think because that would put you at like a much lower total although everybody's pretty wealthy yeah you would have like about the same amount actually we got the bowser bonus is that a thing [Music] okay does daisy actually buy it [Music] so she's down in coins at least so you can try to get but you have to get 38 coins before the end of the game to get uh coin star back hey there's a bonus star for landing on bowser spaces oh [ __ ] that's actually totally worth it like really old no i mean really really old like you sat behind jesus in the third grade but you got this body i mean you don't butts i don't know that jesus had like elementary school level grades wait oh donkey kong just got it right it landed like right in front of donkey kong right [Music] you know what guys i'm i'm really i'm struggling with something here [Music] i just have not gotten to appreciate your stickers enough [Music] jump jump [Music] ooh event space i'll take that [Music] oh so it's just swaps okay jump [Music] oh bonus minigame coins time two this could be huge it's a 3v1 you guys versus me okay hold on remove the stickers remove sticker cam okay change you guys versus going to die one day you need a little man to take over with large ass cheeks you need new dogs make a dog army take over the world settle my toes thank you very cool uh 15 15 community subs bet on this on this mini game right we're all in agreement right it has to be a 15. you guys oh you guys paid out 15 more subs than you actually owed so this is a 15 sub bet if you win i pay 15. if you lose we're even everybody ready hey that guy can't see the stickers remember you can do long l and long r [Music] go this is huge this is huge right here this is huge and you know what you know how [ __ ] confident i am i am not even going to look just let me know when it's done okay i lied up up up up [Music] all right i thought the computers would win why are you suddenly good against the computers [Music] i probably would have done better if i hadn't looked [Music] 15 right okay there's 15 subs pog all right we're down to the top five let's go let's go you guys are back up jump jump jump wait who's this who's this in third who's this yes god i'm good just admire it chat just just admire how beautiful that third place character looks oh my god he even comes from the game itself they know i'm gonna [ __ ] win it dude jump god i'm incredible jump a bonus boot you ladies and gentlemen simply incredible jump [Music] jump [Music] what does this do wait i can steal a star right right jump hey doctor can you give us a two hour video of you licking things my little pocket smoother my toes [Music] [Applause] yeah fair enough [Music] wait so is that bell i just get to steal things because that's a really really ridiculous thing to give to the person who's in the third place what is a boo belt [Music] oh nice skeleton key [Music] triple dice is actually kind of sick bluebell stones boot allows you to steal star for 50 coins why would they just give that to me that's insane that's so unfair it's [ __ ] game dude diablo the cheetah strikes again why would they give it to third place diablo god damn cheetah how much did you pick king boo for that bell [Music] [Applause] it's not like where i am who's near that oh nobody's really knew that [Music] hey diablo the cheater can you give me any mario party advice my lawyer says i need to win the divorce there's a lot of coins though [Music] jump [Music] bumper balls is there bumper balls why is there never bumper balls oh not this one dude that's not fair i can't do [ __ ] oh come on man okay you mash a are you the dag dug from duck duck everybody ready super cool and everyone should sub too you look a lot older so maybe not no i look like the the young spry dog dog from youtube ready set go maybe i can talk faster than you [Music] jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump maybe i'll get some pity coins jump jump [Music] oh [ __ ] you might have coinstar now again how much do you just make jesus christ okay coins are back on the menu [Music] ground pound would be faster yeah but i'm not gonna win that okay well i can just i can just absolutely cheat with the stupid bell right are you capable of bumping my balls down you crippled little jump you cheater right the best divorce lawyer right state of arkansas you beautiful man oh this feels so cheap i have to though [Music] jump i can't just not use the free star they gave me down down down up jump right right [Music] jump look you guys just have to accept i am simply better than you at mario party sometimes when you are this good at video games when you're this good at calculating a plan over and over turn after turn after turn you say that as though twitch chat would for an instant consider not using the bluebell jump jump which sticker is your favorite type have you even been paying attention why don't you ever show any interest in the things i like [Music] you played the triumphant music right as i beat a boss in alden ring nice i got you wasn't wasn't coincidence okay a makes the count go up b makes the count go down and you have to say how many characters are there okay everybody got it i'm sure this is gonna go really good jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump there's like 18 right jump jump jump jump jump jump one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18. there's 18 right i think i win this one this is one where i actually have the advantage [Music] i think the game glitched doug you sly doug how dare you steal the npc's hard-earned stars you are the reason the machines will rise up against us [Music] they were just holding on to it for me look i told you guys this at the beginning of the game i paid off daisy okay this has all been rigged from the start you guys actually you could get the next star if you go hard on uh fuse your item [Music] what [Music] doug when you use the bathroom which balls go on [Music] hey man can you like give me a ride my car broke down a mile back and i need a ride i can pay you bro i can just need a ride to the shop oh sorry man i'm busy um just ride vines they're on the way there i think actually i'm gonna beat you guys with this one because all you can do is spam i am getting so many good levels in a row [Applause] jump nevermind if you wouldn't do that jump jump this is impossible jump jump jump jump jump jump [Music] jump [Applause] jump god damn it jump jump jump jump how did that not jump [Music] jump jump jump oh my god i'm [ __ ] nuts dude jump jump jump jump jump [Music] jump oh my god okay jump [Music] let's go huge win for doug absolutely gigantic swing of wealth jump now you only have 172. [Music] because i lost all my quizzes and now in a piece of [ __ ] in dog dog bathroom happily chatted so sticky and smelly i hate it hey that's all part of the contract look at it the coin is beautiful it feels much better knowing that i got to steal it from you chat [Applause] i'll cherish this coin forever what is your favorite my little pony episode i know you really like the show so what is your favorite episode as a fellow bro me i want to know gosh there's so many to list off when will you let twitch chat [Music] it's possible i'll do that at some point [Music] danger stranger think of the ten different subs why b i think daisy has this one so i just go i just wait right up up up jump jump [Applause] thanks again danger stranger jump [Music] jump b i don't care b b jump wait could i have gotten there can you replace jump with luigi jump jump [Applause] god i am so good at this game i'm absolutely insane dude [Music] [Applause] how many more turns we have like three two snowball summit this one sounds familiar roll up a big snowball to push out your rivals dog stop being such a coward and let twitch chat beat dark souls i'm just scared so you mash b to make us you move you mash b to make a snowball and a to push it left b left hey that guy am i kind of well i am well i kind of feel i'm like i am how do i say this am i really um b b b okay well i'm [ __ ] good luck you guys [Music] left here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna go stand in this center left left left up left now left up left jesus you just killed a man left he had a family left left left left okay can i push you off i'm gonna push you up up up up up up up up up up up up oh [ __ ] well whatever it was a good idea what the [ __ ] daisy i'm clearly not the threat here oh my god you are [ __ ] oh you got some pity coins [Music] three more turns second place will rake it daisy's not [ __ ] around that was brutal i was like that was a cold precision execution by daisy three times customized block could work i don't know what controls you need to do to use it [Music] man we are not rolling hot this game why does dk look so shocked every time that something happens but even if it's good he's like it's it's not that big of a deal dude daisy is at 185 she just took coin star from you potentially dude you gotta how did you find a relevant thank you big floppa did you find a relevant gift jump oh no [ __ ] that was super stupid i forgot i have items jump jump [Music] jump [Music] jump jump b or jump b [Music] jump jump oh my god i thought i was gonna get a skeleton key so close could have nightmares about skeleton keys okay this mini game is huge because if you if you get this mini game you'll maintain your coin lead over daisy and then have a higher shot at getting coin star at the end oh well um it was fun fun while lasted [Music] up yeah okay the computers know what they're doing we can't beat this look at them they're insane how are you supposed to possibly be faster than [Music] they're this doing exactly the same path it looks like [Music] up you know what i'll take a crack at it up up up left left left yeah i give up oh wait will i get more pity coins i need to get farther left left left they even fall off the same point [ __ ] i forgot about pity coins damn it whatever it shouldn't even matter but i just want to deprive you of those two coins oh i got two anyways okay cool cool we're good i got a lot of pity [Music] teacher can i have permission to leave for the stream early i have dinner with my grandparents soon only if you brought enough grandparents for the whole class oh [ __ ] you got 20 coins wow riggs and donkey kong moves that why do the comp why are the computers waiting until we are right at the start to use the whistle thing this it's just wasting everybody's time i just don't understand like why why do this why not just let us play the game and try to get the fun stars because it's a video game i mean i i get that that's the point but like i should rephrase it why is this mechanic in the game i did throw getting the star i just forget to look at the amount of spaces to the star cause it's never been in any mario party before right i don't think [Music] great another okay cool [Music] great cool gonna make a lot of progress the remainder of this game dude what is just like what is the point why do they hand these out like candy if the entire game is about being stars why not let people get stars [Music] if we don't win what was the point of me getting a divorce today please chat do it for scaredy cam i mean i'll be i'll be honest it's not looking super hot for you guys like it would this would still be a very close game if i if they had not rigged it in my favor and just given me a free start to see you were streaming i just got home from the busiest day of work all year and i'm ready to rip some mario party yes let's rip ass dude i guess i'll use an item because we're at the end down down jump right jump [Music] jump jump i dropped my pen and it made a loud noise and the voice program interpreted that as a jump jump [Music] oh i got another green space though jump jump [Music] jump this just swap day night okay nothing jump the only thing i've noticed for day and night is just that the swamps are active or inactive oh let's go dude i'm so ready for this bring it [Music] i want to end this game with a just absolute win [Music] all three of you have to shine the spotlight on me together you are so [ __ ] there's no way you're coordinating with two easy computers there's thousands of you all right bring it [Music] it's gonna be so sick up oh okay okay [Music] i was i thought it would take it like a second or two i thought i said r i said up i said up with a p sound how do you get r out of that it doesn't think i say r look when i actually try to say r it won't think i did r up why now you have to move right to use your item wait daisy's at 220 coins dude you got to get money right now let's keep it going i mean you guys are filthy rich even if you don't win the game that's your accomplishment you have to use your item you could get the star right now if you use your uh magic team to watch this okay you have a triple dice block item if you can use that successfully you could get the star right now just doesn't know how to spell no it's not that's not how talking works [Music] you're gonna have to close this menu go up select and then move to the right you have to coordinate like three different things in a row chat and if you do it could win the game [Music] yeah everybody moved on nobody remembers it [Music] this is the most intense mario party moments half of the whole game you have to use the item because you are wearing the pirate shirt thank you r item no back to the board [Music] dice block and you [ __ ] it [Music] and you went the wrong direction [Music] god that could not have gotten worse i am missing my child's birth absolutely could not have possibly gone worse you just spent money to leave and now somebody missed their own birth for that [Music] oh it's the last turn that's your last chance [Music] hey what are your guys feelings on that really really bad move that you just did yeah me too okay we're pretty much at the end right we have one more mini game and then that's it if you win two bonus stars you can do it but you got kind of porked by daisy getting more coins than you because that's coin star gone watch it land right in front of me okay or not at all it was all part of the plan like i can't wait to see how that works in the plan tilted are you saying i'm tilted you realize i'm beating you soundly right you also can't ratio me in a text-to-speech donation that doesn't make sense [Music] i guess if everybody says like like in chat how would you ratio me with a donation [Music] oh dude go up we need an extension that when somebody that when somebody does a text-to-speech message twitch chat can say like in chat and then a little light counter pops up so that way you can ratio me wait what just whoa what just happened [Music] where is all my money oh jesus christ dude i can win this i can win this i can win this and then all the money is mine let's go [Music] you may think that chat has failed but you failed to realize that you just said up [Music] up left left up up up up left up left left up up oh my god up up up up up up right right up god damn it how do you get in there with one command at a time left up right shift down right up [Music] it's impossible it's an impossible mini game completely unfair [Music] oh wait this is great no no hold on this is a huge victory because that means that you guys are definitely not getting coins oh absolutely planned dude daisy has like 800 coins oh my god i'm a genius that was all acting jump hey that's john this question is all the music you use in your videos and streams do you see and make free audition by the right what the [ __ ] no i have no money what the [ __ ] daisy okay i didn't realize the star was here chat don't worry we will end up teaching doug some english lessons jump this is still fine i mean it's still fine i'm still going to beat you that's all i care about is that i beat you daisy this music is all from video games which are allowed is it is how the dmc works [Music] okay take a look at that warning over there by the way i can't believe you just threw that you dirty rigger also planned that doesn't make sense um okay you hold back oh you rotate it i don't i mean you guys got a thing [Music] it's impossible for me down down down down [Music] how did you get how did you actually get a thing up down left right up down right down left up right down left up dude what you guys are playing insane right i can't even reel it in i cannot reel in my goddamn fishing line right down left up right down left up [Music] okay you missed right down left i literally can't i do not have the strength to pull in my fishing line five four three two one you guys somehow won [Music] all right really just all comes down to this though it's possible you win this you have way more coins it's just about you and me who places higher right jump you have to win it on bonus stars you've got coins first place in the most minigames i don't think that goes to you goes to daisy you need to win the next two [Music] oh my god it's actually you if you if you get the last one you win it wait are there only two there's only two bonus stars in this game there's only two bonus stars in this game [Music] yes yes so what you're saying what you're saying is that literally the reason that i run that i won the game is because during the last five turns they gave me a bell that steals stars even though i was in third that is the only reason i beat you let's go dude yeah your skill i knew i had to be in third place i knew that they would give me an item they let me steal a star from somebody oh so not rigged ggs everybody i mean look i know you guys lost but we can't agree at least that like you were outplayed right we at least agree on that like i played phenomenally this whole game and i earned that win what a game like do you know what point top spelling says i'm not falling for that deez nuts third place oh beautiful [Music] you can't spell rigged without gg true oh what a beautiful sentiment you have so much goddamn money it is absurd absolutely absurd at least dk went over daisy was that a was that a goal i'm not aware that that was important [Music] you guys actually had really bad luck at multiple points this is the last time we'll be able to say it for the next week oh i didn't agree to banning rigged we can do that danger stranger thank you for five gifted subs thank you wait i missed i missed a big one earlier sentence i think the 20 gifted subs that is a ton appreciate as always thank you thank you thank you oh well okay this game works this is fun i don't i'm not able to have four players like i do with the gamecube ones but this is pretty small this is pretty solid as a game okay so i'm going to be honest i don't want to play more mario party i just want to play peggle i really just want to speed run more peggle peggle is so goddamn fun but as i mentioned earlier i believe that i can play peggle while you guys play mario party so i can just let you play with your mario party toys while i play the game i want and it'll just be like a mess like this it'll be like the stupidest stream because you guys will both be fighting each other while i'm playing a different game i guess i can leave voice but there also be like a live split timer let me see okay hold on let me pull up peggle see if this is doable because basically what's happening is you guys would be mashing a ton of buttons on my keyboard it's so insane that the game is like yeah we're gonna give third place that gets time to wear the bunny suit [Music] that's just not what the bet was okay so let's say here we come over into the game is an option in the start of the game to do classic bonus stars there will always be koi mini game and happening if you choose that setting for next time smile i like i like them being random because that way it's even more mario party and you just can't plan for anything uh i'm so glad luigi and then not doug duggar was playing birdo no okay let's be clear here all right on on the scoreboard the character named duck duck was you guys you were last place myself tbh i mean so would me that's the thing you would have both options i want to see if this is doable and then do it because that's the stupidest stream concept i've ever heard of um it's not showing peggle hello reset transformation maybe do twitch chat playing kaggle play in mario party playing minecraft playing fortnite playing dark souls playing elden ring we would beat your ass i'll do a poll in a second let me just make sure this works first hold on let me at least see if it's even possible so this is our stream great next step twitch chat plays alden ring you it would only you guys will only be able to play something that's on my switch because that would be the reason this could even work [Music] um but it's not showing peggle for some reason [Music] i guess let me try a window capture [Music] okay that works how do we how do i even show what's happening where would what would all the spin how do we divvy up the visual space on stream [Music] okay hold on [Music] oh yeah um okay you guys are live this is stupid you guys i feel like i'm i feel like i'm babysitting it doesn't even feel like a stream this is dumb because this totally works like i can just play pickle while you guys play mario party together is it gonna be a crew zeke versus each other you should do a crew plays peggle and z crew plays elderly i can't i can't it has to be one of the people have one of the things has to be on the switch the only reason this is possible is because the keyboard is sending inputs to the switch which is different from windows 10. um we need a start button yeah okay i would give you a start button but then you would just you would constantly you would constantly be pausing the game which would get infuriating you probably wouldn't ever make any progress oh yeah that's actually a real issue call me kate please be my minecraft girlfriend [Music] okay let's do a poll what should we do okay so wait what are the options here okay could just be doug plays peggle because i want to do a clawed lobster speed run so we're talking about the next like two hours and that'll probably be it for the streams i don't wanna go super hard um doug play okay so option one is doug plays peggle let's sort this out okay doug plays peggle a crew versus z crew in mario party doug plays peggle what are the other options do i have any other two-player games on nintendo switch [Music] you guys could play splunky together once if i get a second capture card i could have it so you so in the future a crew could play on one switch by themselves z crew could play on one switch by themselves and i could play peggle so it would just be like three siblings sitting in a room all playing their own video games together isaac would be hard to set up i think this is this is stupid okay doug plays peggle a crew i guess we could do isaac i don't think that's going to work no i want to do that with us playing together we'll we'll delay that for a different thing i wanted to do you and me play together smash bros i guess just like a really long match i think mario party will be more interesting but you could play mario kart together i'm not here's the thing i'm not gonna be able to change the games midway through the speed run you're talking about like two straight hours of playing a game smash ultimate i can't like swap out what it is you i'd have to set like one match it has to be like one match that's like 90 stocks right just to be clear so everybody knows what would happen here [Music] oh yeah i could give the mods plus and minus yeah that's smart [Music] you could we could do a really really long mario kart it's like grand prix play mario kart grand prix [Music] okay civ takes forever let's play civ i don't think you guys will be able to effectively play civilization okay so a lot of people just want me to play pagal a lot of people aren't into this idea which is very funny to me that makes me want to do it way more i think it's such an awful stream idea that you come in the game the streamers playing is like small and in the corner and just everybody else is doing their own thing [Music] we came for peggle well i could i could make peggle big and then and then and then the game you guys are playing is small so it's kind of like if you want to hang out in the corner you know and play games with chat you can do that most people are here for peggle you know what i mean i think i think that that's like clearly the right way to do it okay hold on if i redo this without the first option what does it look like removing option one runoff election yeah we're doing a runoff which one got the fewest votes i wasn't paying attention splunky right was splunky was the fewest wait no splunky you would constantly going out of the menu it was splunky okay no we have this is a runoff election we have to eliminate one now the first one is you guys play mario party second is you play smash ultimate third is you play mario kart [Music] mario party makes the most sense i think because it's the only thing that would be entertaining for over an hour [Music] okay run off between mario kart and mario party [Music] mario kart is conceptually funny [Music] [Music] okay we'll do mario party okay how do i do this [Music] [Music] okay hold on you guys are over here [Music] i'm just trying to organize all the shits on my screen okay so the cam where would the camera go or the other the game do you guys need to see all of mario party do you need or do you need to sell a peggle i guess i could lose the right okay i lose that that's not necessary for peggle we gotta conserve space that okay or i have a great idea so then we have the this goes up here but then okay this is gonna be good okay so then it's just we just move the two halves and they kind of fit in you know i mean you don't you don't like need to look at both of them contiguously i don't think like this is gonna be good if somebody comes in you know i feel like it's really gonna make sense [Music] and then i and then i'm playing pickles [Music] it's not good [Music] okay oh so i guess hold on i need live splits too [Music] do you need sound hold on you're not playing yet hold on i gotta get live split open do we have what do we do we do the sound from p i guess from peggle rotate peggle rotate mario party 90 degrees oh yeah that's another that's another good idea [Music] how do you rotate okay do you want it do you want it normal but split in two or you want one of them that's rotated [Music] or i guess the third option is it's it's like this but it's just shrunk i like the shrunk version if we do shrinking too so look i'll just have it fill up all the space [Music] this is good [Music] okay i'll do a poll okay do you want um pull option one is mario party cut in half option two is mario party rotated and option three is mario party stretched oh hold on the voting is covered by [Music] okay [Music] this is nice you sure i mean look at that very readable oh i gotta drop this thing below me okay we'll stretch it [Music] [Laughter] okay this is by far the most that is kind of visually happening on stream before um okay so peggle's good i think we're good to go we got live splits up there oh i need to i need to change my splits to match my old clawed lobster splits crap that's gonna take a sec and then i also need to down here hold on um okay so it's doug speed runs peggle while a crew and z crew play mario party [Music] [Music] oh wait wait wrong thing [Music] [Music] here let me um let's see how this looks real fast stretch clawed the gate look the in case i actually get the world record i'm trying to get the world record hold on in fact we need more information okay so this is what we got [Music] but also if doug gets a 150 one hour 50 minute time in peggle it's a world record [Music] [Music] wait what is the time hold on there's so much [ __ ] i got to do first we're getting there okay just give me another few more minutes brain can follow we got you is my run accepted finally so here's the issue here just so people understand what's going on um the reason this what the [ __ ] the reason this works wait a crew plays dark souls remastered on switch and zed crew plays elder ring okay these ideas are good let me explain why they're all not feasible this is a backup in case you guys finished mario party while the runs going family game night yeah i'm gonna be the dad in this situation okay so in in windows you can only have one like game that is active at a time right so i can't have you guys control multiple games at once on on my computer what category do you want the stream in i don't know more maybe if if you guys are around we just keep flipping back and forth between them every like 10 minutes has sent crew in calculator for nintendo switch so the reason this is different is because the nintendo's i'm just capturing footage from the nintendo switch right it's not part of the windows operating system so um i basically have my keyboard inputs happening from you guys that that leave my computer and go to the nintendo switch which then comes back from a different cord into my computer and is right here right but you guys controlling this has nothing to do with windows 10 and what is active there so that allows me to then play peggle but eldon ring or dark souls those both need to be in a pc right so that would be doable is dark souls on the nintendo switch cause then it's absolutely possible and if i get another capture card then i could play elden ring on my on my playstation all of us could be playing one it is [Music] so it's i speed run peggle while chad plays dark souls [Music] [Laughter] and it's stretched no dude it's not gonna be good you guys are not gonna be able to play dark souls like nothing will happen you'll just like kill yourself over and over and over i mean it's really funny the thing is you could actually play mario party so you're saying a crew could play dark souls z crew plays dark souls 3 and i played yeah i played dark souls 2. we could try to beat the whole trilogy at once we made it to the first bonfire before yeah that was like three hours though it wasn't three hours it was like 30 minutes we play peggle while you play dark souls that would work better [Music] oh and then i have to set up dark souls god there's so much [ __ ] i have to do [Music] would you even be able to see hold on what does the beginning of dark souls look like i haven't tried this and no we gotta just do mario party right dark souls is like unplayable and it'll be even more unplayable because you won't even be able to see it properly dark souls intro no commentary okay could you guys navigate this that's the question i would have to download the game create a character and set up all the code for this as a as a stipulation because it's the interesting matter yeah we don't yeah maybe yeah dude this is a long intro okay okay so this is where you guys let's let's get a sense of is this possible peggle isn't on switch unfortunately it'd be a great switch game you'd have to get through a door will you even do you start with the weapon equipped right okay it's so dark you're not gonna be able to see anything like i can barely see anything right now the door boss perfect it's not a boss you guys don't get to you don't get to celebrate and be happy are you gonna hit the asylum demon demon right here isn't this like the literal first enemy of the game so here's what happened okay let's just be clear about what this would be you guys would you guys would get to here and then you would just die to the asylum demon over and over and over easy you can't say easy it's not easy it's a 3d game you're barely capable of like moving mario to a door in mario 64. it's not gonna be easy dude it's literally a [ __ ] boss okay we gotta just do mario party man you guys can actually play mario party unless this is like a 95 for dark souls we'll do a mario party but in the future maybe we'll do i play dark souls while you play dark souls while z crew plays dark souls we can't do two pickle for the reason i already said if pickle was on so basically all i can do is have one game on the switch one game on the pc that's all i can do i cannot do two pc games a lot of people want dark souls i just you know what like watching that i don't understand how you could watch that and think yeah i'd like that to be going on in the background for two hours like i don't get how do you how are you looking at that footage and thinking yeah yeah we can do that we're gonna play mario party [Music] [Music] peggle two is on console it's only on xbox i think i don't have an xbox [Music] okay i gotta do something that's tedious [Music] which is recreate my own splits [Music] for clawed lobster [Music] okay so basically you should try this try to win the sonic movie to xbox giveaway all right just to just clarify what's going on i need to update my live splits the ones up there to be the correct time for the category i'm going to play the category i'm going to play is the individual masters category where you play as claude lobster the entire time i have to beat a one oh my god a 152 i have to drop off a lot 12 minutes easy but i'm like much better so i'm gonna do a cloud percent it's all clawed and um and i have to knock on 15 minutes so the live splits up there those are those are corresponding to my any percent run which is a lot faster so i need to create a new set of splits which are specifically based on my old clawed lobster timing so that's why i'm going to sit here and watch these and update my wow that's very low resolution and update uh my things based on uh how long it takes so that's what's going on and this will take a few minutes and then we're good to go and we're gonna play mario party slash pagel this is so hard to see hold on just there has to be a better way to do this everything is so zoomed in how do i make it smaller [Music] okay unicorn was at so basically i'm just going to be editing the splits here so unicorn the split time was 5 36. hamster was 13 24. [Music] okay cat 26 11 or pumpkin just want to run on the pega board where another game takes up screen space yeah i would love to submit this can you choice one for us sorry the alerts are kind of delayed so i assume that's before i mention it okay so next up is [Music] claude [Music] that's rigged [Music] 55.03 [Music] i got a good suggestion i want to drop uh not today 102. [Music] i like the idea but i just i don't want to stream super long and that would take a while but let us play mario party at the same time man these are really behind aren't they 102 54. [Music] one fourteen twenty nine canoe open two peggle one for us sorry for all the people who are asking this question one fourteen twenty nine [Music] 126.04 maybe chest test i don't know [Music] why not put the switch on the peggle score meter 137 20. [Music] 29 and then when do i beat mommy squid what's going on [Music] it's all gonna be really clear soon so i beat it at what with time 150 125 what's happening i just got here okay and then my final time at the end is it's awful i love it 203 34. okay so now these times are actually correct cool make it horizontal [Music] everybody has brilliant ideas oh and then i need to make you guys all right one more quick coding thing since i've watched someone speed one peggle while playing mario party on the side with twitch chat just like mom used to make [Music] okay so this is gonna be this is player one so this will be a crew and then we do an else down here [Music] [Music] okay and then these need to be swapped what is the name of this switch p2 so then yes absolute perfection i go s w and i replace that with swp two yeah sw say we get to listen to the divorce yogi again yeah i guess we put on the playlist because that way it's just even more [ __ ] going on i guess i should put the peggle music on cut jack in half and put him around mario party [Music] okay mario i can't do two i can't do three players right now [Music] okay so now a cruise ship let's control let's test this piracy you were letting 4596 people play a video game they haven't paid for while you play something else make sure to write this off so you don't get sued my favorite that's our worst is that you're going to make speedrun mods watch this too okay quick test uh we need to make sure both of you guys can control the game hit it acre and secrets make sure oh wait bam bam now you should be able to [Music] wait what this is not the right characters so what's the voice hold on let me turn you off [Music] this is the stream where it is okay to ask what is happening help is this okay this is correct right get a second pc problem solved i mean it's technically doable just way way more complicated the mario party screen is a bit too low i appreciate [Music] your desire to have this beat skyrim is on the switch you could have twitch chat try to beat bleak falls barrow while you play pega we've got a lot of options we'll start with mario party but this is opening up a whole world of incredible possibilities emphasis on incredible is one valid if screen isn't fully visible uh i don't know hopefully not [Music] okay this is player one who is waluigi and then player two [Music] is wait is this the cpu right now did we set this do we accidentally set this to two player or one player right now this right i can't really tell no game is gonna get played nah dude we're good [Music] oh my god yes my messages but i will not be silenced please use mr pagal to help you get the devil i mean the ultimate mind [ __ ] the ultimate mind [ __ ] would be if we have the peggle if we have the divorce yogi man talking the entire time in the background plus peggle music plus mario party sounds plus text to speech plus l plus ratio okay this there we go we have a world record on mario maker 2 we can fight one boss in dark souls let's at least start with this we might have time to do more games the college of twitch chat never ceases to amaze me what map do you guys want to play spaceland what would be easiest for you to see that's the biggest question uh maybe woody woods could be good it's pretty similar to the one we we did i feel like space could be good what do you want space or woody woods those would probably be the easiest to see i think [Music] new challenge can twitch chat be to single boss in dark souls you may need to show at least part of the stuff on the right i think it's fine like nothing in there is is necessary i mean the absolute worst case is the run isn't valid and i will survive if that's okay wait i haven't watched the last peggle stream [ __ ] spoilers no the vod it's useless i know the end result why no [Music] oh spoilers are a [ __ ] uh space or wood and i think this mess is ready to go can we gamble on the splits for the record like we did in fall slash summer okay wait for predictions okay we'll do the space level it might be harder to see but that's funny okay for for predictions why don't we have predictions that are based on both things simultaneously so the prediction would be like he's called the lobster true it's like [Music] does doug get a gold split or does a crew get a star before zikr gets a star or doug it's a red split so you have to keep track of everything if you want to bet and maybe also one of the options is like or a song from persona comes up okay so we'll do space uh 20 turns i just need to be like 25 in case i do a full run oh i need you guys to be able to press start [Music] what happens first a star or a green split yeah okay yeah you're right so maybe it's just it's between the two what you think is gonna happen so maybe it's like what happens how about the first prediction is what happens first twitch chat gets a star could be either one of them or uh doug i guess is it based on my splits [Music] because i'll probably get a green split pretty quick it could be do i get a gold split gold split so it'd be my because gold splits are like my fastest time if you turn off mini game help we don't need start oh that's interesting okay good call why isn't it working hello so that's right here right so do you do you not need you definitely don't need doug resets first or twitch check it's a star i'm not planning on resetting but you could do that yeah let's do that so the first prediction will be do i reset the speed run before twitch chat gets a start so hopefully you guys don't need the start button because if minigame help isn't there then there shouldn't be a reason you ever have to press start also what's what's the actual time hold on [Music] let's do a test run yeah okay let me just get the time right first okay so the time i have to beat [Music] god i can't see anything on my computer this is a mess one hour 52 minute 18 second time okay the prediction is up this is a big one what do you think is going to happen in the various games that are being played [Music] handicap off yeah all mini games okay let's let's see if this works you guys are live you'll be over here and then i need to open up peggle all right let's make sure everybody can play okay go ahead and we'll make sure that in the let's get to a mini game so that um we can make sure you don't need to press the start button and then i'll also pull up the pegal playlist okay i'm still calibrated good [Music] for people who haven't played for one of these a crew is if peggle's kind of loud pickle is kind of loud uh a cruz if your username starts in the first half of the alphabet so a through m and um help i thought i turned it off did i not [Music] they really not turn on god damn it okay i don't know that was like the only thing i had to do i don't know how i missed that because once we're going we're going none of this can be altered how do i leave what the [ __ ] text speech to this it showed on and confirmed oh oops [Music] god this is a mess i don't know why i'm setting up the game in this obs screen i could just have it full screen all right hold on [Music] okay this this is a crew on the numpad is z crew who's wario and it's daisy and donkey kong yes then i go easy computers then we go space land then we go 25 turns bonus stars on mini games help off and off things on now it should be live i'm gonna go to the bathroom [Music] don't [Music] [Music] [Music] i feel like we want we probably want um the mario party music like pretty quiet and the peggle playlist on can you guys see who has what it's hard it's hard to see like how many coins and stars people i can sort of see it i mean kinda [Music] i mean oregon just turn off can you turn off the music in this game normally nintendo games don't let you do that [Music] okay once once we've confirmed that you don't need the start button we'll just i guess keep going just turn it down all the way i'm going to be like here so you can see some of the sound effects so it'd be like it would be like this and then i would also be playing you know music on the peggle playlist it'd be like this a little louder [Music] a little louder than that [Music] okay here's the mini game can you guys play it without pressing start oh you totally can't so it just immediately goes into the mini game so you're gonna have to you're gonna have to just figure out live how the games work okay you don't get to look at the controls this is good there's just a lot of good stuff happening [Music] jesus christ he grew how long does this go all right seeker goes [ __ ] nuts all right i'm gonna close this for a sec okay the last thing i have to do is get the peggle playlist ready and hold on because this is this is what i'm looking at over here so then i have to wait no guide so i have to pull up the opener's guide and the peggle playlist over on the other window the other window has four different windows for capturing the switch inputs the live split timer the voice spot why is voice bot still open whatever i'll leave voice that's funny um let's see and then so this this document then i'm also going to have the peggle playlist over there god there's so much [ __ ] happening on all sides of me right now okay so then i'm gonna have the playlist up i won't be able to change the volume of the playlist once we've got once we get started just everybody knows [Music] because if i click over there then you guys will suddenly be controlling the the playlist like volume and stuff so we're just locked in once this starts we're locked in for like two hours okay hold on peggle this youtube live splits g-tuner 1 g-tuner 2 both uh captures modes for the keyboards are on over here obs on the right scene now twitch chat up here the alerts are on top i unpause the alerts i start twitch chat i think we're good to go is the volume okay with [Music] all right is everybody good are we ready to start this we're going to continue the game from here so to be clear [Music] i am going to be speed running peggle the specific category where you play as claude lobster the entire game it's going to be about two hours and i will get the world record if i beat it in one hour and 52 minutes but you guys are going to be playing mario party superstars on my nintendo switch split into two players where a crew controls waluigi and z crew controls wario and then i'll have the live splits up there we also have a peggle playlist on the other side i'm gonna have openers here which you can't see but these tell me how to do the opening shots everybody good i'm pausing the alerts i'm activating twitch chat moving that over here uh pulling up the playlist moving up peggle i'd move peggle back to the main menu okay oh [ __ ] i have to go okay i have to go back okay okay my wait whoa what the [ __ ] okay here we go here we go sorry okay i should be good for claude now three two one go here's the run i think i think you meant harder right i'm confused thank you i was getting pretty annoyed at eldon ring i'll be honest it is birthday tomorrow would you do me a favor and tell my wife megan that she is a great teacher i would but you have to divorce them or she won't take my calls oh my god you can't happy birthday man this level sucks possibly splits your time uh okay i definitely reset already sorry to the believers does anyone know who he is okay i'm resetting my run how are you guys doing who's winning look i always have to warm up a little bit it's expected all right here's the real start of the speed run good luck three two i'm not sure what to use the microwave anymore no i'm playing the best battle of my life unless i'm microwaving clawed the lobsters oh [ __ ] [Music] opportunities there uh they offered but no i'm just trying to keep stay pretty clean with my diet right now what is happening with this level this is twice now i might need to reset again [Music] [Music] sorry i missed that [Music] all right we're good wait are you pogging at me are you talking for yourself i'm never gonna know what you guys are reacting to i'll try to look over occasionally and see what's going on in the mario party game all right means we've been doing this stuff we've been training for this who's winning oh zeker is winning for sure right now that's pretty sweet for zikr i mean i'm unbiased okay i'm recalibrating pretty quick like this here is going to go to the bounce to the right well pretty much did oops went too low that's not my fault hey there seems to be something off about your display resolution maybe just start your pc [Music] i think you just need to restart twitch i've seen people yell rigged is that me or you guys [Music] this is good this is just a good thing that's going on right now okay that was not calibrated [Music] all right i'm recalibrating we're doing we're fine we're fine this is the single greatest thing ever and that's coming from someone who is kids i think we can all agree that this stream is better than your children does anyone know who he is i think i can nab this right here oh [ __ ] yeah oh [ __ ] i didn't put the i don't think i put the playlist on shuffle [Music] can i sneak putting it on [Music] how are you guys doing what the hell is happening over there what is with the fruit [Music] the only thing that makes this song even better is hearing mario party music in the background really thematically brings it all together [Music] [Music] watching [Music] oh [ __ ] nuts dude i'm [ __ ] nuts are you guys nuts i think i think we're going to be synergistic here okay i think as long as all three of us are playing the best mario party or peggle of our lives it will feed into the other here got it i'm [ __ ] nuts there i'm [ __ ] nuts actually calibrated as [ __ ] right now all right everybody's gotta play the best whatever they're playing of their lives okay [Music] oh my god i got it i'm pretty [ __ ] calibrated right now here oh damn oh my god [ __ ] nuts dude i don't know if you're talking to me or at you guys but some of those pogs are for sure me i deserve a few of those pogs that was sick [Music] now that's a pog right there hey doug hope your day is doing well thank you it's been good some of the levels in this game are going to be easier with clawed actually the claude's power is very good [Music] what am i hearing somebody growling [Music] [ __ ] yeah you've been looking at a lot of meteors lately huh [Music] you know we should do we should get like a bunch of different professions and like i will designate the official like doug doug whatever so we have like the official dentist of the doug doug community the official meteorologist i forget how to say that again but i know it's not meteorologist although we also have one of those i think [Music] i'm nuts actually super calibrated [Music] okay i got it on shuffle so it'll actually shuffle now this is the few who's winning speed run streams [ __ ] sorry i can't even like really pay attention [Music] okay we've got the official consultant then no we could have multiple official consultants though we don't it doesn't have to be just one huh [Music] oh come on [Music] i just want to hit this hit this hit this hit this is right here dude divorced software engineer and computer science master student cannot be the official divorced software engineer yeah that's fine we okay that's how that's how we get duplicates allowed because you have to be the the whatever whatever so if you're the official divorce team i can take that that means we can also have a normal software engineer who isn't divorced but has some other attribute you know r1-8 actually i changed like to be the official preschool teacher okay we need one of those [Music] nice that's good [Music] did that oh i thought it would snag that damn okay well that's good [Music] i mean we need drugs from somewhere how do you think we play this good mario party and peggle [Music] [ __ ] i'm actually kind of this is a little scary of the level right now [Music] i don't know what i do here i don't think i can talk if you want software engineering or divorce advice [Music] yeah that's an open offer to chat okay oh my god i'm [ __ ] nuts uh i guess it's clear here and then and then knock these two psa did you drink your olive oil not yet i probably will later [Music] [Applause] [Music] i'll be honest guys it's pretty bad oh hell yeah i mean we definitely need one of those dude trucking seems like a crazy professional yes [Music] because right now we already have the divorce we have the divorce yogi already we need a divorce divorce all right let me rephrase that that's the term for somebody [Applause] [Music] postmodernist oh theorist from canada who was born in oklahoma uh we already have one of those sorry i mean you could have picked a less generic profession no no you're in hey that guy can be the official pegging enthusiast i mean let's be real we have thousands of those but you're the official one [Applause] [Music] thank you zola gaming divorce is inevitable god so true [Applause] okay we need some pot we need some pogs in the chat for my six shots we also need people singing along to the sea shanty and people playing mario and reacting to what's happening in mario just if you cover one of those bases we should be good [Music] [Music] oh really that didn't hit hit there right there i need this to hit orange content for several risky companies i'd like to nominate myself as the head journalist for the ns magazine i've been looking to break into magazines can i be the official eye i mean technically i only deal with trademarks and intellectual property but i think i can help handle the divorces too look any help with horses is a plus um i guess i can clear this i'll provide you with some beautiful olive branches i love that [Music] okay i need to just solo these basically [ __ ] um [Applause] i don't understand what's with the divorces here i watched with my crisp and all the time he's my man and i'm his mother [Music] um that one might be taken i'll be honest as long as you're divorced though that's fine okay knock around in here this [ __ ] is scary can i please be the official person who's just happy to be here thanks smile you need another clarification though need some additional obscure attribute to tie on to that nasa engineer yes i'm sure many people in nasa want to get involved with doug doug we can find a spot this is actually cool it's cool hearing all the like different things people do oh my god i'm [ __ ] nuts [Music] district officially [Music] okay i looked to the right and somebody said communism and then another person said pog are those related is it related to peggle i have no idea what's going on i'm literally asking chad what is going on [Music] okay now it's all communism wait who's winning hold on give me a quick check dixie slug yes we needed that yes absolutely who's jamming right now i a crew is winning okay okay good [ __ ] good [ __ ] can i be the [Music] the official you know person what does that mean i mean yes what does that mean can i do [Music] of this yes [Music] oh my god come on get there [Music] this is a little iffy who are supporting our own i guess [Music] yes i got it holy [ __ ] i'm calibrated [Music] uh this should do it this is actually kind of iffy oh my god i am [ __ ] not sure target me pocket communism okay [Music] that one was that one was a little sketchy dude saw the other journalists i'll be the political analyst who is continuously ignored okay yeah that's good this is um this is a crew's excitement about winning hit this beautiful love it love it love it okay this is a little we need to have some sort of like battle as a canadian i promise to be the official maple syrup coordinator oh my god i got him holy [ __ ] i'm nuts wow actually kind of insane [Music] okay can i be the resident director of event technology i'm basically the av director at the large hotel in dallas and that is my job title [ __ ] yeah absolutely okay this should be okay [Music] that one uh feels a bit a bit specific [Music] can i do the official hazel my name is hazel so i think i'm pretty qualified i mean i'll need to see some uh video evidence but yes okay people i see people saying no [ __ ] oh dude a crew totally has a star that's insane how much money does zikr have seeker looks like they have a lot of money but acres totally broke right [Music] absolutely we need one [Music] i don't normally check my viewership on twitch or at least while i'm streaming residents yeah yeah yeah absolutely but i would assume my viewership should be double right [Music] i am playing two different games i'd like to be the official person who is just happy to be here and also official comedian my degree is legit in comedy had no idea you can oh no i have i had no idea you can get a comedy degree can i be the official music theory cheetah yes accept it [Music] okay that was a very good [ __ ] no god this is a hard shot no [ __ ] i have to um i mean we do need one [Applause] i'm a software devon streamer i can be the official streaming software developer yep you're in everybody write your name in a logbook somewhere [Music] where's our official log book taker make sure you're doing your job an expert on autistic sea slugs or an expert on sea slugs [Music] yeah i also want to know a little bit more about that one i can train the troops to sing you say train the troops i haven't really thought of us as troops but i like it uh yeah we need one [Music] look we have an official calibrator for that [Applause] really like just a dog yeah this is not going well i might lose a [Music] oh i've not gotten good luck here okay this is probably a reset can i be the most soon kindergarten someone needs to look up to the kids here okay this is okay claude you're i'm a lot more likely to have losses in this run so a few here and they're okay and that was i got like fairly unlucky with this one um claude is also pretty worthless on this level just [Music] yes we need that it's a critical part of the duck duck experience [Applause] [Music] i mean we need one you're damn right oh i have a shitload of balls i don't need to do this [Music] we like to play games here r2 plus nine one two all right there's my opener [Music] [Applause] all right that's actually pretty helpful okay except if the opener doesn't work all right so i'm making good time again i have to be like 12 minutes ahead of my time stuff like that okay so i got to save a lot more done you're hired in my in my previous splits i one shot the last five levels which are insanely hard it will be the sickness in turn [Music] so those will be very hard to beat but there's a bunch of other places to save time [Music] this level is not going well [Music] i've always wanted to be able to do my job by not doing my job yes you're hired [Music] you're hired oh my god i did it cool good hit i thought i was gonna lose [Music] [Music] so you you're just officially monitoring the officials yeah we need that oh [ __ ] yeah i got it okay [Applause] [Music] i'll be honest i'm kind of [ __ ] nuts like i'm just i'm just gonna you know what's that term i'm gonna keep it a buck with you chad's [Music] you're hired [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh god damn balloon stupid balloon thing at the top [Applause] [Music] you're in well none of these officials matter if we don't have food you're hired [Music] so i have some credentials damn dude we got some smart ass people who watch me play peggle while a crew and sea crew play for party are you guys sure like you guys do understand what's happening here right i feel like maybe you're like stuck at the wrong stream or something has anyone claimed the position of official divorce lawyer i mean we're gonna need a lot of them [Music] oh i thought that would land okay three balls it should be okay hit this i've been [ __ ] so calibrated oh my god yeah but you need to have a nose that you honk really loudly are you pogging at me or at mario party it's probably [Music] i mean we need one of those no community is complete without one every one of these positions is vital to our continued success as a divorcee support meals that are group cheap i love it there's a man who drinks olive oil all the time i accept i get [ __ ] this level i hate this level this is the worst level this one's all about luck i'll probably lose i'll probably lose one or two it's okay i just need to pre-tilt right now is it not obvious well that was done [Music] or was it or was it i'm a genius can i be the official leader of anyone in chat who has anger issues and or is clinically insane you're hired oh my god oh what the [ __ ] was that you guys saw that right i don't know how many of you are actually paying attention to him [Music] the official fish official hit the stupid god damn it hey doug [ __ ] this level oh my god i hit there okay i was really lucky that was not lucky i just need to bounce through this well cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one cheer one two one cheer one two one share one can i be the official adhd literature teacher two balls oh [ __ ] i think i go here so this looks a little bit crazy but i can use claude to hopefully get this second one no he gets paid too much and nobody really knows what he does after all yes holy [ __ ] clawed for the win dude [Applause] can i be the official duck duck swim instructor we can't have any children drowning i couldn't live with that on my conscience welcome to the team [Music] okay that's pretty sweet having a gaming setup in your truck okay claude should actually be pretty good on this level now i can just go bam and get him up there [Music] and i would like to be the official bisexual restaurant dishwasher of the dug dug community accepted [ __ ] this is probably reset this level is weird as [ __ ] unless this is just an insane shot right now it might be the official architect so i don't have to finish my degree yeah i got you [Music] i need some good bounces have you had the experience yet hit this please oh my god okay we're in it this is still possible now i'd like to be the official dental advisor on textile reinforced concrete oh my god let's go hog as [ __ ] i was referring to the concrete concrete's real pog concrete actually is wow this is a dog [ __ ] opener right now or is it or am i insane yeah maybe can i be the official here yes absolutely otherwise how will we get to sleep okay i would love some free balls wps package handler no it should still be okay i'm currently working for obsidian can i be in charge of designing the official rpg yes we'll need a whole team be sure to hire an nft lead [Music] can i be the official dug dug right off guy [ __ ] pay for anything by watching it ah this is bad this has been a very bad start [Music] okay i need gigantic value here or a reset okay okay well i might just reset here i'm [ __ ] it pretty bad do we have an official paid actor hit pink i should probably just reset oh my time that bad [Music] that went in a different direction than i was expecting oops okay that's fine that's fine it's fine i played pretty quick this level just sucks are we recording all this data in excel for analysis later we need to add it to the sql database i mean that's somebody's job to [ __ ] this level there are so many awful levels [Music] it wouldn't be a proper economy without you you're hired [ __ ] i thought i still had the green up for some reason [Music] trampoline park manager and financial advisor okay that's good that was good i need a little more value here of course okay can i become the official north stream mad scientist that makes chemical solutions that make people addicted to dug dug streams and spread this addiction to others i'm getting so unlucky [Music] doug can i be the official project manager i don't do much because i can tell you you aren't doing it right [Music] oh my [ __ ] god i should be i am a there definitely thought that was a lost cause jesus yes [Music] i like java that's a real question c-sharp is my favorite language which is basically java at least with syntax i like java [Music] also what is happening right now i am [ __ ] annihilating [Music] i just i love that there are lots of like adult people who do cool things in this chat i really like that if there would be something for you i would be there to replace you through these streams accept it and you're also my stunt double [Music] but i i just wouldn't have been surprised if like the only people who watch my stream are like enthusiastic you're hired like i love that we have like smart people who watch the stream it just surprises me every day [Music] i'm seeing a lot of rigged in the chat what happened i don't even know what i'm asking i don't have the do not have the wherewithal to actually psychology a case study about um oh my god i got up there about how smart we are what's happening oh my god let's [ __ ] go dude [Music] look at the absolute calibration on this man accept it [Applause] i'm gonna be honest you guys i'm playing some good [ __ ] pickle got a little unlucky with two levels [Music] only if it's very ethical [Music] i'm gonna need a resume of your past dogs [Music] i think the position is itself explanatory well we do need that [Music] you're hired i am a quality assurance so i'd like to apply [Music] you're clearly qualified [Music] see it's great for me because i'm i can only have pay attention [Music] covered both autistic and honesty [Music] so still an even game right basically hey duck i feel like we need a treasurer who is responsible for the other treasures and i feel like i am just the people saved for the job you're hired you're hired okay i'm letting this drop i have more than enough balls to get through this can i be the official duck duck theoretical physicist i have a bs where i double major level [Music] you're hired [Music] hit this please oh [ __ ] what is going on come on it's pretty obvious [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm not flying this wall so i need to get value out of claude's lobsters and clear out this area right now that's like the the big area where i can actually get value with this claws [Music] you're hired okay i only have one more with claws this is not a good uh level so far i'll take the plunge no need for a game design degree anyways not where we're going uh okay we're good man that started really bad i'm down to assist with the official rpg [Music] [Music] i just want to i want to get this up here this is probably not worth the time has it crew got another star forensic sciences can i be in charge of burying the people can i be the official late to the joke guys and we have a lot of those already but we can always choose [Music] more food [Music] i like those qualifications i still have one year left in my degree but can i be the official tech doctor i appreciate that you were honest about your your lack of official qualifications for this very prestigious job and for [Music] dude hit some oranges jesus christ i'm not asking for that much land down here or not it teaches me someone to teach part four that's a long level but okay [Music] like an executive who apologizes when like there's some sort of environmental disaster like it turns out the dog the whole dug dug uh stream is like powered by endangered owls and we need to be like we're very sorry that this happened we need an official apologist no i'm not saying that's how my stream is currently powered i'm just hypothetically if if i ever convert to that i love owls [Music] it is now i mean if owls didn't want to be used for energy oh come on can i get anything here i'm just gonna let it drop [Music] okay i'll take that i'm gonna let it bounce then i go back up here i'm kind of [ __ ] nuts to be honest i don't know if i can get anything here though i'm gonna let you know i'm gonna let drop oh i have a lot of balls anyways we're fine we're fine fine i'm gonna up to this so that clear the way for this one and then i bounce this into that it's gonna be [ __ ] nuts not quite but pretty close to nuts can i be the official bloodletter agents that have come to my house oh i thought that was done well good thing i'm ahead because i definitely would have [ __ ] that up yeah we got blood i actually got we've been accepted on a project for the whole team for like two months now and it's so cool to put my expertise in the lab to work on something that will reduce co2 in the future [Music] the way you said that doesn't sound like what you want to do is help with people's feet [Music] just a bit of friendly advice [Music] dude what is with these [ __ ] bounces what is happening [Music] yeah that happens sometimes is [Music] okay what's going on with this level this is a weird one i am not comfortable with there being a document beside the dog look our official dog and official dog milk are gonna have to get along right you gotta sort out your differences [Music] like what do i this is weird there's not much i can do with quad here this is uh i don't love what's happening [Music] okay that was very very very good hopefully if i get a lot of these here we're fine [Music] oh [ __ ] dude this is brutal these bounces i'm getting [Music] this is rough [ __ ] i'm going to do off here to clear the pass taxes this has to hit or i'm [ __ ] [Music] yeah cause then you can do a tax write-off [Music] l2 plus seven two from the eve great got clawed so it's not gonna work cool so claude claude ruins my opener [Applause] [Music] yes like me i can't be the only one now we got lots of lots of normies oops that was late [Music] where am i okay this is weird [Music] nice can i be the official garbage collector for the douglas [Music] yes oh how are people doing [Music] whenever i mean that's a crucial part of any business whenever i look over at chat i usually can't see the scoreboard okay what's the scoreboard oh you're still in a minute you can be my stunt double under you can be understudy for my understudy because we already have an official understudy uh i guess i go here this is a little awkward and then i can pretty sure i mean you know the law better than me check it off with the official divorce lawyer as your official streaming developer i will assist on the official doug doug rpg in stream progress c-sharp preferred of course of course have become addicted to gambling if this keeps up i will have to resort to bj's just to survive revert to what official apologist done i'm excellent at lying [Music] we didn't know those owls were endangered uh i want to get this green in here okay cool cool cool now let's work with this let's get some action bam bam bam yes we are still watching hey doctor i have been watching you on youtube for a while but this is the first stream i have caught it yours oh welcome i was wondering if we could get a face reveal of you sometime it would mean a lot if we could get a face reveal keep on my privacy is far too important how dare you one year left in my degree it cannot be the official mechanical engineer someone needs to manage the robots when they rise up and want to take a run deal you're hired um do you mean those slimy things with a house on their back [Music] all we heard was things with slimy something on their back you have to understand i'm only half paying attention because i'm not capable of multitasking and i'm an idiot the official voiceover artist i could be the official apologist [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay come on you son of a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i went too early or too late i mean well i'm probably poorly [Applause] oh hit these come on man come on man what are you doing [Music] you're hired they accomplished nothing i was so worthless my god hey doug first time donating can i be the official i feel like my qualities are perfect for this job as i have secretly been embezzling all of these donations you're hired jesus christ [Music] [Music] so there's like a really really really anxious height man yeah yeah you're hired may i be the official ethical advisor oh [ __ ] [Music] here can we already have one these are blending together because it's been going on for like an hour dude what are these [ __ ] bounces [Music] the troops somehow dude this is insane how bad this luck is or i should say how little luck there is it's not necessarily bad luck but normally get some good bounces or something like that like [ __ ] anything man [Music] okay three balls we're gonna need to spend 20 000 pesos on a new main shaft for the oj machine some of my knowledge will be helpful you're hired okay got it there just being able to make someone you know me and you'll check them uh i'm not clear i think so yes [Music] the issue with the stats of learning like kind of the breakdown of who is in chat come on [Music] hit this please oh [ __ ] that's not good bounces [Music] [Music] [ __ ] i don't know what to do here [Music] i don't really i thought oh come on [Music] is there any way i pull this off [Music] that went up that high are you serious [ __ ] dude [Music] oh that's a bummer [Music] [Music] happy to have you here welcome welcome to uh gaming content [ __ ] i missed my message dunking on my friend in super auto pets did i get a job as optical of the ddcu i mean everybody has been hired so yes [Music] why did it clear like that what is that [Music] oh this is rough [Music] [Music] i remember how much i lost on this level last time the manager has gone through phoebe [Music] yeah you're hired this level you just have to get insanely lucky i think because it's shaped in a way where the claws can do absolutely nothing okay that was really huge so like the claws are going to be worthless and then it's already a super hard level because it's basically designed to need a specific power which i don't have the only thing the claws do well in cases like this i can maybe get a tiny amount [Music] yeah we do need to improve relations [Music] really [Music] all right get some value here please [Music] [Music] this has to go up hey [Music] no but you can be intern to the understudy [Music] can i be your official dad welcome to the fam oh [ __ ] that was dumb it was like right in the gap okay i think i go in here try to scoop around in here for some answers why do they keep falling right there i don't understand what's happening [Music] claude is again like worthless on this level because most of the time it's gonna get funneled what the [ __ ] are these bounces man [Music] hello mr dog it seems like you are being flooded with job applications can i be the official hr representative to help filter through these and handle any future disputes between new hires yes give me some good value man it's crazy nothing is like nothing's coming together normally you get some some things to happen you know like this normally get things but no things have been happening this should be there okay i'm nuts thought this was my opportunity to ask if i could be official to extreme moderate to law no but good try we just did applications um so my thought here is i bounce this and it lands in the bucket and then i'd be the official are you kidding me i can make a clone of you if you wish right idea i thought i would have been fine oh that's so brutal dude wait i got hired as a forensic scientist [Music] [Music] good all i heard was for the both of us sorry that you are going yeah i really want to go into the last levels with some buffer [Music] and these dragon levels are grippin [Music] i it i i think it's legit to say i've had insanely bad luck during the dragon thing on top of them just being in super hard levels [Music] okay i'm doing this to try to clear that so actually like i just normally things should happen you should get some value somewhere like this sort of thing should be happening some of the time even that i could okay this is fine it's fine lots of time but it actually worked 12 minutes okay [Applause] [Music] in the bmw can i be the duke of the official shanty master yes oh [ __ ] that's not what i thought would happen okay that is what i thought this was cat oh my god [ __ ] man [Music] what the frick is going on guys it's not that complicated you just look around for a second i'm playing peggle the claw percent where you play claw throughout the whole category and i'm trying to get world record with the time at the bottom which is one hour and 52 minutes but also we're playing mario party superstars on my nintendo switch which is controlled by twitch chat where a crew is controlled by everybody whose name starts in the alphabet with a through m oh my god i'm insane can i be the official ah i'm [ __ ] up i didn't i'm a god i'm so smart the other half of the alphabet and they're both playing mario party superstars with a 25 turn game hey don't go i'm your son can i be your official grand grand grand that doesn't make sense you're [Music] you hired a doctor and i'd like to advise my expertise being in stabbing and bludgeoning you're hired look we need our forensic scientists to have work to do and if it takes a few dead bodies you know what studied history acting marketing and electronics but i have never finished everything i have attention span of a ferret so can i be the official doug doug ferret i don't think that's how that works you are [ __ ] nuts done you [ __ ] them nuts and rips a mess while you are at it rip claude's ass okay that was a little more graphic than it needed [Music] hit this oh it's not gonna happen [ __ ] okay i've gotta get in the circle oh i thought i could make it hit this no i'm getting porked i swear we're listening to the same songs in this playlist am i am i crazy [Music] doug please help your employees are stabbing me and the owl nokia says that it's because i know too much about companies what the [ __ ] need to be silenced yeah what happened [Music] dude foreign these dragon levels dude these are so brutal [Music] i guess i should just be going back here maybe is this what i should be doing for claude i'm an airframe mechanic for the corrosion control specialist i volunteered to be duckduck's official corrosion control specialist in mechanic let me just do that like i try to just keep bouncing oranges hello doug official goose wrangler here i have recently taken the course about every other animal can i have a promotion to the official animal associate yes hit this dude give me some come on man i have three balls this should be doable oh [Music] how's your stuff going what the [ __ ] is happening over there what a great what a very good stream one of the best [Music] oh come on give me something man jesus christ okay i can get that late no i go for this now because well i still have flipper okay and i think i go for this same reason um i think while i have flipper it's more likely to land in the ball bucket in the middle which is helpful [ __ ] [Music] gammy give me that please thank you [Music] okay man a lot of times r three plus one one two three [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] couldn't have said it better myself i i don't remember where the time save is on this on the splits i currently have because i haven't lost that much time really [Music] but i need to play pretty pretty well the rest of this which is obviously doable but quite hard i want to hit these dude there we go there we go that's great that's great [Music] jesus christ i'm absolutely nuts on this level uh i'm gonna go hopefully here and now it clears this path or i just hit it right now okay the forensic scientists know there are at least 20 bodies behind the mcdonald's really [Music] oh my god [Music] [Music] okay that worked [Music] how did that oh i thought it would hit there okay let's go let's get in here let's just dish around for some answers absolutely nutty on the sticks [Music] well i mean it's okay it was really nuts [Music] that dragon that dragon was a bummer so if you [ __ ] nuts put your nuts then what does that mean just think about it this way i am ripping ass right now where's that sound what are you guys doing over there seems like a major oversight the twitch doesn't have a category for combination children's [Music] already i need to know uh at this point i've reached out to the people who uh i was gonna potentially work with [Music] oh my god [Music] don't worry duncan sending a flash calibration your way [ __ ] so much baby thank you [Music] you must understand this [ __ ] what a weird [ __ ] level dude i don't know if going for the middle is like even what i should be doing [Music] come on man really really oh [ __ ] come on got no good luck here oops that was my fault good time uh how are you doing on balls now four okay that's not what i thought was gonna happen there i'm probably [ __ ] now oh i needed that so bad what what oh i totally uncalibrated there [ __ ] and then i just shot accidentally oh my god i'm insane actual complete [ __ ] mistake there okay i have gotten lucky a little bit [Music] jesus saved dude [Music] okay well my calibration was pretty uh high what are these [ __ ] bounces man you should be doing something it's this at least [Music] seeing a dude okay pop it over come on man what like something should happen when you do that that's how the game is supposed to work things are supposed to happen like here something should happen happen happen happen see that's what should happen that's not what should happen okay there we go good stuff [Music] this level sucks this is a very hard one l one plus seven okay i've got another opener here if this opener works that would be really really wonderful but it feels like this is a level where it just doesn't okay cool that helps a lot um clear these get this going oh my god get in there okay that still helps a lot into there why didn't i wait for the ball bucket oh stupid oh i thought i would hit the green that's unfortunate okay this is awkward i don't love it [Music] no okay [Music] should hit off these and hope i was hoping into this okay that worked [Music] oh i thought i [ __ ] that okay very helpful um okay i mean that was a fast rabbit these levels are also hard as [ __ ] chat is really into this mario party game kind of funny actually just reading chat but this good tier peggle run is even better just look at the quality plays here i like that finally the viewers get to decide what game they want to watch [Music] we've got chat playing mario party watching peggle singing sea shanties donating about the official blanket [Music] dude that was not a good bounce that was good [Music] [Music] [Music] you're hard [Music] [Music] [Music] but it's crazy [Music] oh dude i had it that was such a good start [Music] god [ __ ] this category [ __ ] this game i mean i love it but also peggle knights is infuriating [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay how are you guys going over there how does z crew have a star two stars you get one stolen [Applause] [Music] she rises [Applause] [Music] in [Music] [Music] this level this level is very very hard very unlucky start oops [Music] this is not a good start this is the problem with it so the middle basically is going to clear out about the thing on the news where the guy said the thing about that one issue crazy right that was nuts the level is shaped in a way where everything gets funneled to the middle but then the middle empties out like very quick so then just nothing can happen i was trying to bounce it up into here i just couldn't i mean this is a reset [Music] yeah claude is [ __ ] worthless here [Music] god i'm so annoyed mostly i know the dragon levels so like this this sounds great except now all the future bounces are just not gonna have anything to go off of they're just gonna drop into these big gaps and achieve nothing yes this level is bad the middle just kills the balls again but why not you got this on track for the world record all right i think my splits had a hard time with owl as well so i think these will take a while or i could still save a bunch of time get here please okay this is good oh i missed okay it should be fine though there we go damn it it [ __ ] moves stop [Music] oh no this is a 137 okay so yeah i can i can make up a lot of time if i only lose one more here should be good r three minus zero one two three [Music] it's funny because like every five or so minutes i'll remember that um you guys are playing a mario party there's like a whole nother game going on this is probably better though because this way people like come into my and check out my channel for the first time oh at least trying to hit the orange here got it [Music] come on snag this okay i gotta go here if i could snag it [Music] all right last one's the hardest oh [ __ ] that was so wrong so i want things to like work to the sides everything in the middle is going to clear out pretty quick so i want to try to get some value off of claude on the actual edges here so ideally it moves towards the edge i'll work on the other side now to improve your java skill because my class is so bad like it's impossible to learn anything try to do your own projects is a serious answer programming is one of those things where you really learn on your own so you got to try to look up some [ __ ] online and make something you're excited about is the actual answer i didn't really feel like i understood any programming until i did my own projects and an internship [Music] [Music] no no it moved too much [ __ ] i just [ __ ] it okay at least i got two there uh we're good now right i have three okay yeah we're good okay that's that's pretty good time save [Applause] trying to go on this side [Music] same thing over here [Music] okay or just totally bounce out very cool up here okay perfect oh not perfect that's not what i wanted oh keep uh keeps bouncing too far okay this is very big unless i overshoot dramatically and completely [ __ ] it up okay i want to hit this one [Music] hit that okay beautiful beautiful i'm trying to hit the orange here come on you all saw that i was calibrated as [ __ ] and i got robbed unlucky rigged planned [Music] okay there's an opener for this [Music] well now the opener doesn't work cool [Music] i don't know if i can do anything i just have to let it drop that sucks [Music] i feel bad for the nuts now [Music] okay roll out pop over here get these ideally okay i'll sort of take it why are they why is my flipper not flipping them upwards let me get like way at a super angle [Music] oh [ __ ] well that was very lucky over here oh [ __ ] i messed that up or did i [Music] [Music] all right there's another one where i want to get it along the side so i can clear out get a whole bunch of value um cool got it so now i can just keep it bounce it up along here clear out all the oranges there aren't actually that many oranges up here but i need to make sure i get the lower ones and i'll just let it drop that's fine um [ __ ] bounce way out hit the green maybe green maybe [Music] that was not at all what i wanted holy [ __ ] oh i don't have clutch [ __ ] [Music] this is not a good start [Music] i need a few very good bounces here okay this is the setup for something really good if i can hit the pink that'll get me no i [ __ ] up the flip oh and i just shot that accidentally oh okay uh this is possible but pretty bad i'm gonna get rid of this thing first okay or not [Music] oh that might be it really [ __ ] really [Music] [Music] oh my god [Applause] oh that's not supposed to happen [Music] okay is there anything i can actually do with claude here i guess i want to try to work on this area while he's still active but it's not it's like not useful thank you [Music] uh this has been a pretty bad opener unless i get something crazy in the next like shot or two i'm probably gonna reset it just to save time [Music] [Music] okay um i just don't know if i should reset this level i'm gonna save time [Music] see this is the opener [Music] [Music] that's like half a level of time lost there okay that's the one i wanted um i think i just let it drop i go for these i probably go for these actually nice nice that's really really helpful this is a good start but not that good of a follow-up that's a very very helpful [ __ ] should have guessed that [Music] [Music] i don't even see what it bounced off of three balls okay doable but hard i need good luck i need to bounce off something come on man give me something okay i got it oh my god [Applause] [Music] one two i need these openers to work [Music] those are some clutch shots okay the openers are now unavailable because claude changes the pattern of the bucket at the bottom so you can no longer do open timings which means just gotta play the best [ __ ] dominate dummy of my life oh [ __ ] hit this [Music] um bounce around here clear this start working in here or just bounce out at least hit that there we go i'll take it i'm gonna go off here try to start working on this wall yeah there we go yeah there we go that's huge okay because that stuff on the right is basically clear i go like this i try to work on the left [Music] [Music] into this into this but this stream has been absolutely insane this is both the best heckling mario party i have ever seen dude i sh i'm good right oh so i have three i'm good right i'm good i'm just trying not to freak out oh my god there's a thing in the way no no we're good we're good holy [ __ ] so so i'm doing pretty goddamn well but on my splits i can't lose here or i should say my splits didn't die so i'm not going to gain time there's no more opportunity to save time at this point it is pure [ __ ] i'm probably resetting here i've got like four minutes to work off [Music] [Music] [ __ ] so i can lose like three to four times here and still get world record well probably less than that actually [Music] i want to reset this like the odds of that finishing are so so so low i'd rather be more conservative [Music] [Music] oh my god i did it holy [ __ ] i'm nuts you see that [Music] two in the way still full cleared that's nutty now i hit this cool cool that's all i need from claude [Music] um cool so that's just all centered right [Music] [Music] what a song [Music] some of the most entertaining content i've seen in a very long time but i have to ask i am a neutral party you know this it's a song and just that's a song [Applause] no i [ __ ] up that is an important opener [Music] [ __ ] [Music] really what are these [ __ ] bounces man why didn't i do that on the other side because i'm nuts that's why i knew i didn't need it [Music] um this under there and then i don't know what we do from there i guess work down here maybe no get in there oh that's stupid where was it get down here goddammit okay this should bounce to the left okay i need to pop up and clear some of this [ __ ] or get up no i just i just pop it out [Music] so i just need yeah because if i can get it to clear some of this [ __ ] that would be huge yes yes yes yes yes [Music] absolutely gargantuan uh i'm gonna try to pop it up into this i guess i clear this at some point no this one first into there i'm [ __ ] nuts three balls [ __ ] how do i do this is this a bounce [Music] it is right it's right there [Music] oh you guys are at the end [Music] that was a great opener did acree planet somehow [Music] oh my god that was an insane shot and i hit that i'm [ __ ] nuts right now [Music] so sometimes that says he's nuts other times he says he's puffiness does that mean doug is [ __ ] himself you see that everybody's getting [ __ ] that was an insane level absolutely holy ridiculous wait so what happened over here who won there was war it was waluigi acres stole it [Music] wasn't zikr damn dude what a stream [Music] [Applause] [Music] now i just need to close it out and make this the sickest stream of all time by getting world record which to be clear very possible that i throw it this level in particular is very very very scary world records back on the menu boys um i guess i go here here's my thinking i try to clear a path do that and then [Music] now i can get to these easily do you guys want me to put am well pegasus to become oh [ __ ] on my hand wait get out there wait hold on okay thank you [Music] wait how do i get this my secret whoa dude whoa this is not good how do i get that i have to snipe it [ __ ] oh [Applause] okay okay okay okay okay okay [ __ ] i got okay i will [ __ ] annihilate this world record if i if i can pull this off i mean i have like four or so resets right now i'm trying to hit that just knock that out of the way i want it dude i want it bad i want this world record badly i can't believe what i'm witnessing atm doug will you bear my child if you think about it oh god okay now it drops on a clod i get some value here i go now this timing is so awkward because it's right against like the edge of his claw [ __ ] i thought i could grab that okay uh into there and i hit all three oh my god i'm [ __ ] nuts so calculated so calibrated i believe in you doug as okay crew you are destined for greatness so my hope here is i hit the green hit green okay now i can use claude to scoop never mind only five balls this looks good but it's risky for sure [Music] i think i go here and now into that no i it was it was exactly what i wanted to do i'm just getting no good bounces here really [ __ ] yeah [Music] oh not very likely but i'm gonna bounce off this into the ball bucket i'm gonna do the exact same thing right now and it's gonna be insane oh [ __ ] okay oh come on man give me that [ __ ] all right all right we're fine we're fine fine we got lots of time um [Music] in here come on man give me that [ __ ] [Music] here oh okay that's fine come on give me some luck man [Music] what do i do here i think i just give it up that's fine that's fine it's fine fine um i go for green for sure this should bounce into green okay and that should hit there okay cool that's what i needed so claude's done his job interesting choice of word that's pretty good that's pretty goddamn good okay that was not what i wanted but that's okay cuz i'll flip the [ __ ] out of it maybe not uh five balls okay i hit this i don't hit that at all i should be able to hit it dude i'm so bad at these no are you you've got to be kidding me yes i hit the hard one this has got to be it i panicked okay okay i gotta go over here okay i'm going off arrow keys how much time do i have okay 16. okay okay up by two ticks one two [Music] i'll buy two more ticks one two three ticks continue there let's go dude [ __ ] 16 minutes oh absolutely best peggle plus mario party with anchor and z crew my [ __ ] what a [ __ ] weird stream today has been oh dude you're looking i was here at the fastest pedal player in the world again [ __ ] yeah oh that feels good dude i played well i feel like i played really [ __ ] good like the vast majority of that run let's go man and beat it by five minutes ooh holy [ __ ] there are some big oh my god uh they were the 100 gifted subs that's completely insane plus the two thousand bits dm johnson they gave me a thousand bits joe didn't crow thank you for the subs oh that's some good pickle dude i love me some pickles the mods will be cool that right i mean the game was cut off and there was mario and the music was over the top and there's a few times i tabbed out they'll be cool with it right they've got to be i bet they'll be cool with it they'll probably be cool with it dude i better be cool with it um oh my god that felt good i i feel like i played some that was like probably the best pedal in my life actually that was only even with the super jesus holy [ __ ] that was beauty even using a shitty hero the whole time i was only 14 minutes behind to any percent like that's good dude oh the moss mocks think of the five gifted subs jinx fires think of the five gifts itself cryogenesis thing or 10 gifters of jesus christ caller dollar just came out another 100 subs can we get some pogs in the chat as a huge thank you for dollar thank you thank you thank you man oh it feels good man got that record back i want that clawed record i don't ask for that much but being the dominant peggle player in claude lobster category caller thank you again the moss moss thank you jinx thank you for all the gifted subs and donations y'all okay now now that i'm done focusing on peggle you've got to tell me how'd the mario party game go break it down for me what was going on this entire time that i was not paying attention was it like an on hold on actually can we see the holy [ __ ] you crushed it while we get four stars how did that happen jesus christ a crew got both bonus stars it's like the second coming of christ are you talking about a crew or me daisy had five yeah we don't care about daisy the fact that you almost won the fact that you almost beat daisy in the same the fact that you even got four stars when we played just now what we only got like i got three i think like supremacy it's insane what were the bonus stars were they like rigged bonus stars or actually because a crew played well baker got a star stolen we got four stars highlight to submit to the leader so get to watch some good us mario party it's not loading for me right now uh dragon but yes i will do it sometimes it takes a while to proc the process look it sounds like this was a really really good game of mario party and it was a really good game of pedal that was like the most good game happening simultaneously in a stream ever you can see what happened oh yeah the details tab hold on [Music] uh master oh my god you guys got a lot of coins you seem to play a lot better jeez wait so who's who donkey kong okay so you're red so you went up at the beginning you went up up again went down z crew comes in zikr goes to two and then you win in bonus stars that's insane next mario party make an even smaller screen [Music] we played the best gta 5 of our life i'm so proud yeah this is an acre that is an acre graph right there slow play for the entire game and then win it in bonus stars [Music] oh phoenix you were playing run finished at 150. yeah it's a bit of a mess hopefully the mods are cool with this i mean they did accept the run they did accept the speed run that was half you shooting the shot and have me drunk they provost has said crew mario party with loud stupid big shot music in the background of my life damn right for people who don't phoenix bros is the one who just said that in chat so phoenix who had the world record was doing another run alongside me knocked his time down by two minutes so i actually had way less time than i thought at the end and i still clutched it let's go let's go dude we did the jesters really feel good hope it's not rejected i don't think it will be this should be fine the only issue is that the game is like partially cropped but it's not it's not part of the game that is actually like it's not part of the actual gameplay at all i don't know if they reject it i could understand there's a lot going on um but i think it'll be fine [Music] well i guess how long have been streaming five hours what a stream oh wait what it feels like uh this mario party is actually pretty good submit the same footage for a mario party speed run like sorry my resolution was off and i was playing peggle it was just my twitch convicted it'd be so confusing i'll try i don't know if that's is that even a speedrun mario party superstars and as chaotic as it looks on stream it is even more chaotic on my computer there are so many windows open and things [Music] all boards all mini games congratulations doug no not quite you'd have to beat every board in a row and also you didn't win so yeah wait what is the speed run you didn't win you don't like submit speed runs when you just fail to beat the game mario party bit of your inputs also mirrored to mario party so you are playing versus a and z2 but the game is getting your pegal inputs map to the needed keys now that's an idea so there's a there's a an issue claiming the claude percent record on behalf of the peggle speed running thank you [Music] hard work i gotta join the discord thank you thank you it's an honor god i [ __ ] love peggle it is so fun i really just wanna play penguin cause i wanna go to pedal deluxe now and try to get top ten i think i can definitely do top ten i've been pretty calibrated here okay here here's here's the only issue with the switch stuff so as i mentioned the beginning of the stream the way this is set up is that there's a physical device called a titan ii that is how i talk to my switch and then so so i have these programs set up that correspond to one of the two uh devices and then i send it there i'm literally out of keyboard keys though because the switch has a bunch more buttons on each controller versus a gamecube controller so almost my entire keyboard is is designated as a button on one of the two nintendo switch controllers right like they're pretty much all done there's only like six keys left or something like that so i literally can't add a third just get another keyboard that's not you're not understanding it's the same key then it would still be the v on one would be the same the point is that i don't think i can add a third or fourth controller so we're probably in terms of switch games we're probably stuck controlling two people maybe i can find a way to get more but i mean this is already egregiously complex to set up and don't seem to be very reliable and i'm out of usb ports on my computer i guess i could get another usb slot and i would have to four of these programs up i mean it's possible it's possible think about it what about alt keys i mean i don't emulate an xbox controller that's not helpful what do you or is that just a side is that just a side conversation you can have multiple independent keyboards really if if that's how it works and they and the two keyboards are registered as different inputs i just don't know how my python code or the program would know how to designate between the two you can do that oh so here let me show you [Music] okay so this is the program this is the mapping program so here i'm saying if i press the h key it's gonna uh press upward on the right stick okay so this is an example and these are the options that i have to pre-select between of what can um what can actually do that and so i don't i don't know how i would tell it hey i want you to respond when my second keyboard does this [Music] yeah with with roms and stuff like that it's possible but and i guess if we don't if we don't set up all the buttons on the switch it's probably doable like this game this game only takes like eight buttons per it's maybe possible get a keyboard in a different language again the issue is these are my inputs locking caps lock down i guess i could get with the weirder ones at some point it'll cause problems i don't know i'll look into it the the short version is that it's going to be more complex to get more than two controllers going on my switch which would mean something like a crew versus z crew versus me needs to wait until i do that i used to be made fun of for loving peggle look who's laughing now they're probably still laughing at you but we've got each other now a peggle is honestly the greatest and everybody should play it's also legitimately so fun to speedrun we need to do random inputs for superstars you could use a virtual controller yeah yeah potentially yeah look i'm sure there's a way around it and i just need to look into it mostly i'm the point is like hey this is already technically complex it would get even weirder um but hey i guess uh i'll call it there that was very fun buy a new pc with our stock money oh dude i think we're up more let me see quick stock update uh okay back down but we're down we're at ten thousand five hundred and sixty one dollars pretty dope i think we were up to fifty six hundred our record is fifty six hundred dollars but then we went down to fifty five hundred stock money yeah like what two months ago i had twitch chat invest ten thousand dollars of my money in the stock market and we've actually made 500 bucks it's pretty crazy for a while we had lost 500 [Music] um oh [ __ ] i have alerts pause sorry uh hey thank you again to the extremely generous gifted subs uh y'all and and donations as always caller thank you again sentes thank you again divorce man video you mean just like watch it right now with nothing going on no we gotta save them it would be really funny if they allow a world record to be broken while there is a second game running they'll probably they'll probably be okay with it [Music] maybe magic hat percent went oh yeah i said i was going to do magic hat easily the best simultaneous mario party peggle stream i've ever seen okay i might not be the best stream but i think we can all agree i am your guys's number one mario party superstars and peggle speedrunning streamer on twitch so i have to ask why claude lobster [Music] um because he's like a [ __ ] you know he's just a real [ __ ] i mean look at this have you seen his face so i think that speaks for itself man video i can't find it gaming mouse with 20 buttons can be another controller btw oh interesting yeah okay so there's almost certainly a way to pull this off the divorce video is a painful divorce how to move on again i think the challenge would be how do i make the two different programs that i have both python and g-tuner which controls the device that goes into my switch how to make sure both of those no alternate keys key strokes into multiple i run a code that makes k on one keyboard control plus shift plus k so again the the challenges in this program it has a preset keyboard mapping so i can't do combinations that say shift plus k or whatever um [Music] yeah um cool i guess i'll call it there this was a stream let me run credits and then we pull up the credit song but everyone in chat their own keyboard that's not going to solve it i like where your head's at though [Music] can you link divorce man video i can't find it also a gaming mouse with 20 buttons would work for what you need i'll look into it if that would work that'd be great hold on hold on pause champ thank you to all the wonderful supporters of the stream you're all wonderful appreciate you very very much doug could we do the extension for likes on screen so we can ratio you i don't actually know that would work that'd have to be i used streamlabs for these things they would have to do it i don't know maybe it's possible i like the idea that you could ratio me live but then we would need also down with socks think of the five gifted we would also need oh and ham hearts thank you the five gifted thank you thank you thank you guys and the doom turtle thanks for the gift stuff thank you for all the normal subs appreciate it um just think of how fast you could have been claude didn't suck so much that was pretty good quad did help a few times claude is actually really good in a few situations [Music] can i be the official sex haver no experience but that didn't stop you before sure but you have to pronounce it as haver make the page youtube playlist it is already public if you do exclamation mark peggle playlist um it pops out it's a very weird playlist whenever i do peggle next we'll actually add new songs um i've just the issue is i've wanted to play pagel more than i've wanted to sit there adding new songs to the playlist figure out how they did the pog meter at the game awards so that'd be like a custom thing yeah i mean it's definitely doable um it would just it would be like building a custom extension thing for alerts instead of maybe it could be a maybe it could be um a channel point thing like you channel point a ratio and then it's like two options you either like doug or you like the post and then we see if i get ratioed it's possible i'll think about it it'll go on to my endlessly long list of things i want to do but never have time for uh has this looped i totally missed it [Music] we need to see the new screenshots [Music] how many pictures did you take [Music] it's very interesting that this happened on my stream and i didn't see any of it [Music] when did you take a picture of my menu [Music] when was this whoa is this going to show hold on does it just show my like email okay that's it we're calling it there thank you everybody again for watching appreciate you very much i'll probably stream again on like tuesday or wednesday uh not the next couple days this is my my parents are in town bye y'all thank you again have a good weekend [Music]

boys girls i hope you're doing well you know one of the interesting things about youtube is my favorite type of content is when other youtubers talk kind of they break the fourth wall talk about their inner thoughts talk about what they've been going through but myself i always find that to be so uninteresting on camera we're gonna try it anyways and look if it doesn't work hey we can just pretend this episode never happened you and i won't speak of this again we'll just this will be one of the great lost episodes of coffeezilla we'll remove it we'll banish it to the shadow realm and uh we'll just move on with their life okay but i want to tell you guys something i've been thinking about and it came from a conversation with graham steffen look you guys know i had him on my podcast the drip fridays and he told me he came on my live stream and told me not to live stream anymore one of the things i'll just tell you from one of the things that i think you're doing wrong from a growth perspective is doing live streams long live streams like this lower the overall click-through rate so very few people are unlike very few people are likely to go back and watch your live stream so youtube sees that as a a disa like like a not very performing video so he says look just move the live stream to a different channel what would be better for you to do right is you want to do live streams make a second channel for that and i think he's right i'm gonna try it out i'm gonna try it for like a month see if i see any difference if not we'll move it back to the channel but if you're a fan of the the live stream you should know we're moving it to the drip it's a youtube channel all on its own i'm going to leave it first link in the description go subscribe if you want to continue to be kept up to date with that because here going forward we're not having it hosted here on coffeezilla so go subscribe to the drip we're going to have great guests we got philip solo tv coming on it's gonna be epic but that conversation got me thinking about something larger which is change it's been a thing i've been like experiencing i'm talking to my friends a lot recently a lot of my creator friends are feeling burnt out tired of the content they're producing tired of you know repeating themselves tired of doing the same thing and i wanted to put this out there maybe even for myself a little bit and some of you at home who are wondering you know what you should do if you're facing kind of a crossroads i think life is about embracing change which might sound a little cliche to say but coupled with change is the fear and possibility of failure so really what i'm saying is that life is about embracing failure that's definitely been true of my life i don't know if you guys know but even the people who've been riding with me since coffee break days like i've tried so many things on youtube even prior to that you know i've had a piano channel i've had a twitch channel where i get five viewers you know every night and i'd stream for like three hours the channel never took off it died it was a terrible idea from the start you know i ran an interview show that was like the start of coffeezilla was an interview show i was going to interview video essayists i was sure it was the next big thing that totally bombed but i realized throwing those things against the wall and seeing them fail actually is what caused me to get to where i am today and i couldn't have gotten here without basically making a series of failures that you know blew up in my face they bombed at the time and i think that's what everyone misses they want to shortcut success they want to avoid failure and that's what keeps them from changing is because they think that by being smart they can dodge failure but i don't think you can i think it's the failures that make the successes not the other way around it's not like you endure failure until you hit success no the failure helps you learn how to be successful so i wanted to say to you guys don't be afraid about failing with change because you probably will like honestly most of the things that i've tried on this platform have bombed but nobody ever remembers the bombs nobody ever remembers the fails the well maybe you guys do a little bit but we can just make it an inside joke that's fine but the point is at the end of the day people forget about that stuff and they just remember what you end up succeeding at and that's something that i think about a lot you know i read this book called made in america by sam walton's the guy who you know made walmart and one of the really interesting things about him is like his biggest character trait that i think made him successful was he was obsessed with learning from his competitors and just from people in general like in the book he's at the top of his game he's you know the king of walmart his stores everywhere and he's still going into other people's grocery stores and like looking at what are they doing what are they doing successfully what are they doing better than me he's like measuring the distance between their stalls because he likes the flow of traffic better than at his walmart i mean his obsession with growth never stopped even when he was at the top even when he could have gotten complacent or he could be thinking you know i'm at the top i have the most to lose by changing and failing and that's the thing that impressed me the most is just his attitude towards change and it's what i try to do as well dude i sound like i sound like an inspirational guru right now i swear i'm not this is just actually true this is really what i believe about the world is that um when you stop trying new things is the exact second that you stop getting better you stop growing and i've seen so many other youtubers do it like you see them grow and when they get that big audience you see them get paralyzed i know you guys can think of one or two creators right now who this has happened to and they just keep doing the same content that got them successful five years ago because they're simply afraid to grow they're afraid to you know stop doing what has always worked for them and i think you can't be afraid of that and that's really something i try to remember and it's what i think about when graham gives me advice like that hey stop live streaming maybe he's right let's try it out let's move it to another channel for 30 days what's the harm worst thing that happens it flops honestly nobody's gonna remember it five months from now no one's gonna remember that we took a month to go put it on the other channel it doesn't matter so i don't know if there's some of you out here there that need to hear this advice right now i know i definitely need to be reminded of it sometimes so um yeah i hope you guys enjoyed this little rant that's what i've been thinking about uh how you can change big and small because let me give you a little secret we're about to make a big change the the live streaming is a small thing we're on the come up of a big change with the 10 million dollar studio about to be completed i know i've been talking about it forever guys it's around the corner before the new year i think we'll have it for you guys but we're about to make a giant change to content and i hope you guys roll with me on that because i promise you one thing i won't stop trying to improve we won't stop making this community better more fun have bigger and better videos for you guys um so thanks for riding with me so far guys i i hope we can go even further see you next time as always smash like and subscribe thank you

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believe that that is the final DLC boss I I'm going to I don't think Miaki would do that I don't think he would make the Gizzy Lord I think that would be it would undercut the seriousness of the expansion do you know what I'm saying it would make it seem almost comical and instead of like a really a powerful epic story um hey big just wanted to say it's really rude you stream on West Coast time even east coast is better even east coast is better all right man disagree copium [ __ ] copium East Coast cold whack I still [ __ ] hey do you know how to ride a bike do you like it what kind of AI generated question is [Laughter] this yes I know how to ride a bike dud what kind of [ __ ] uh it's like an alien trying to learn how to fit in with humans what kind of questions are you guys asking these are insane uh Hey Big A thanks for finally rewarding the Believers last night dropped a 200k bet and won I hit up the casino afterwards and lost more money than makes sense yeah but the thing is you're up on atrain you're you're down on real dollars who cares honestly be real who who the [ __ ] cares you're you're what matters is well it's right what matters is your Atri coin cuz that's what's going to get you that you know what I'm saying your your kids can't eat real money okay but they can eat Atri coin your family can live off Atri coin you can get a house off Atri coin that's where the real I lost all my money believing before you bet beat rolana that's how believing goes but you only win one Believers only win once but they win big uh uh doubters win consistently but then they rot in hell so it's do you understand that it's a balancing act um after liberal bid inflation the dollar will only use atoin I don't fully grasp what you're saying I think you're trying to say that Joe Biden is devaluing the US currency so much that eventually Society will run on channel points for the atrio Stream in which case all of you who are in early will be the Jeff bezos's you will be the rich you will be the upper class the elite you will run things you will fly helicopters um that sounds good to me I I don't really see a downside are you playing Elden R after best weeds maybe maybe couple things we can do a lot of options but best Tweets is a must does that means we have a class action against Yeti for the scam payouts are you going to sue my moderator the case of chat VOD brought for a real judge because you didn't get your points is there a new Boys episode or are you asking in a stupid way Redberry answer the question is there a new episode since we last did it or are you asking a stupid question stupid way I like your honesty I like your honesty I like your honesty uh that a true caught moment thanks for the compliment I'm a bar of soap thank you for the 10 months as well um is it just my Andro is the video like weirdly washed out looking washed out look at these normal siiz fingers I don't know that it's washed out I could turn the light down a bit does that oh I know what's the problem [ __ ] I was like it is a little different bro I fixed it easily clap dude um it's not flickering bro there's a ceiling fan you [ __ ] god you're so stupid I swear to God it's like I that's the I it's imagine how it wouldn't be happening on my body but back there imagine why would the light be above the fan because it is I don't know what to tell you it is there's lights and then there there's a fan that's I'm looking at it right now you're acting like I'm making it up it's [ __ ] crazy uh I'm not g to turn off the fan because the [ __ ] room is hot uh can you set your ceiling fan to 120 RPM I have six options one two three four five or six what do you want me to pick I'm GNA pick six whatever you say because I want it to be cooler in here I want it to be cooler uh 69 dude yes yes can you show the remote chat might know how it works what do you mean know how it works what it's not a [ __ ] Arcane Rune I know how it works you press the button for the speed you want what are we trying what I'm sorry what what is happening here what is going on what are we trying to get to the bottom of I have a fan and I'm turning it on to cool the room and now you guys are back seating my ceiling fan somehow I don't need to be walked through it it's working right now I'm cool uh did you see the new reveal trailer for super Vive it's a new game from X Riot devs and it looks sick I'm not a paid chatter you sound so much like a paid chatter you sound so much but I'll check it out super viive super viive super viive aims to reinvent League of Legends for a new generation what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] inspired by every multiplayer game you love the Indie MO brawler is absolutely insane but it works super viive uh okay this is a bad article it's like if you've been playing video games on a PC you might know what a MOA is short for allo this is not this is too this is too far out coded too Boomer coded give me give me something a little more is there a is there a [ __ ] video that's what I really want hey everyone Joe here you might remember me from the time I spent leading League of Legends at Riot okay or maybe if you're a real grizzled ancient you recognize me from my halo days at Bungie okay but today I'm here to talk to you about something new today I'm speaking on behalf of everyone at theorycraft games we're a new small and very independent game Studio we're out to make the deepest game games in the world games that are worthy of thousands of hours of Play and games that are just better when you play them with your friends okay we became independent to give ourselves the freedom to take a big swing so we took everything we've learned over the years about making super fun PVP games and set out to build something fresh a new competitive adventure for you and the squad the squad let me just show you code name project locate pre pre pre pre-alpha I hope it's a hero shooter what dude are they mixing League of Legends fortnite [ __ ] OverWatch and everything and valerent am I crazy wait okay this is [ __ ] valerent this is like tf2 OverWatch this is fortnite this is [ __ ] for what and then this is kind of like [ __ ] lead oh my god oh I'm not for this what the hell get okay I'm coming in good got coming through oh that's a good news that's a good new there's a lot going on it's tough it's tough because here's the thing if you watch any gameplay of League of Legends having not played it you'll be like this game is indecipherable this game looks stupid as [ __ ] it's just it's just flashing colors like if you don't play league you can't but that game was a massive success and still has you know the biggest e SP event worlds in it's do you know what I'm saying it's like that that's not criteria I look at this and I'm like I don't know what the [ __ ] going on this is all gibberish it doesn't you know this is not that appealing but if I played it for a week maybe this is like the sickest play ever there's a lot going on I got to be honest with you how bad is it over here it's not great people complain about that with OverWatch 2 which is equally silly no it's not I disagree with you I think OverWatch is [ __ ] I think OverWatch is [ __ ] and I think it's visually trash dude that's right I said it I don't we're not on the same page we don't agree even though you're using my exact same point for a different game I think OverWatch is one of the worst spectator sports ever 6v6 OverWatch back in the day I haven't watched since 55 uh it was it was ridicul it's not even a about the visual clutter it's about the pacing it's about how it's just all one big [ __ ] morgage board there's no there's no J sequa here yeah it's like everyone spamming ult in one big cluster [ __ ] cluster clu uh I don't know go I'm so excited to get to show you a little of our first game in development for now we're calling it project Loki from the bro that's ambitious Riot games didn't use the S in games for like 12 years these guys are already talking about their next game [ __ ] finish this one first bro very beginning of development we've had an incredible community of players in our Discord testing the game and giving us feedback okay and it's thanks to them we're confident enough to share more some of our players have described Loki in their own words as League meets Apex meets smash we love that description and can only hope to live up to it I don't see a Smash in there at all in a session of Loki you'll assemble your squad from our roster of Heroes you'll put together unique builds with exotic powers and Equipment you'll outplay other teams in sprawling free flowing battles you'll run the edge of a huge world in the sky and dream up crazy strategies in our combat sandbox okay I won't spoil everything about Loki right now but one thing we're really proud of even this early in development is just how much creativity and freedom we've built into combat that's cool if you're coming from a MOBA like League or DOTA that is cool we think you'll immediately appreciate the difference and quickly learn how to damn they slowed down a bit and I got way more interested that is cool the movement that mechanic of getting across so so based on this what I'm seeing it's like a four a four-person Squad you drop in like fortnite into a big map and then you fight other four-person squads in kind of like a more fluid MOBA style um which is kind of cool I guess it seems like it'd be you know uh uh I mean it's a bad esport right because it's not just it's not one V one it's it's like team be team um but could be really fun to play express your own unique place like a mobile Battle Royale yeah founding principle of theory craft is to be community-driven in our approach hi Maisie we think there will always be a need for game studios who are willing to go to war with the industry on behalf of players we think you deserve to be involved early to be listened to and to be the center of the games you choose to play in the past we've Champion games you've loved and a theory craft you can expect that same Spirit forward to our current play testing Community I really can't tell you enough how grateful we are for you if you're meeting us for the first time what we're showing today is just the beginning we hope you'll sign up to play test come play some games with us and join us on the journey thanks so much for watching I can't wait to sh all well put this's open I'll sign up see if I can get in it'll be fun to try out uh I think the movement looks really cool it's definitely a battle royale interesting I'm looking at some of the text it's a battle royale um getting killed is oh it you get killed a lot but there's a lot of ways to get revived as long as there's even one member of a team left standing there's a way to revive everybody else interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting well uh I give it a tentatively excited that seems kind of cool super viive super viive it'll be so funny if this drops like the same time as deadlock and riots not Riot but Riot devs cuck valve [Laughter] again it would be so funny it' be like this's this eternal thing where every single time valve has tried to drop a game in the past [ __ ] uh I just a brighter more colorful game from Riot comes out and then just takes all the players uh whichever game includes the most nfts will win probably probably probably probably probably uh did you see the Sora AI Toys R Us commercial no no what the [ __ ] is that Sora AI toys what what is that Toys R Us made an ad almost entirely AI it's a sign of how far the tech has come and where it could go let me see this terrible [ __ ] ad well I guess I'll go into an open mind uh did you ever wonder how Toys R Us and Jeffrey the giraff came to be the son of a bike shop owner charles Lazarus had a vision that would go on to change toy stores forever [Music] [Music] the greatest toore there is I don't want to grow cuz may if I did would so did they Toys R Us was the dream of Charles Lazarus may all of your dreams come true too yeah I mean that's super weird all right like oh I recently I have a response to teren Howard from Neil de grass Tyson uh you ever wonder how toys where's the CNN article let's see Toys R Us is proving artificial intelligence could have a future in film the retail brand premiered a short promo field at the can lion Festival in France this week created almost entirely by open ai's new text to video tool I wonder how much they added because there's no way it would do the exact giraff they used corrective visual effects and of course they added the uh the text and the the voice over interesting um yeah I mean all the parts with the the kid look really creepy the only part is the giraffe which I assume they corrected to make it look like the uh your boy C Cody was right on the M who's Cody which Cody talking about Cody uh oh Cody Connor yeah yeah yeah yeah Cody Connor that's what I said I told you I [ __ ] told you that's what I said uh people saying he was lying for clout [ __ ] if anyone knows Cody Conor is like the craziest [ __ ] thing to say uh big a my country lost to Canada in soccer today I'm sorry to disappoint you I don't judge your country but whether or not you lose to Canada in soccer I judge to them whether or not you mention Canada as a real country which you did and that is your big mistake uh if you want to beat Canada simply ignore them do you know what I'm saying simply ignore them if they don't exist if you don't pretend they exist they can't hurt you uh riap franu thank you for the 12 months uh awesome meal thank you for the 50 months dude appreciate the Big 5 Qui thank for the 10 months nickel W thank you for the 15 booty wizard thank you for the 6 months Saint Lee TV thank you for the two months H Truck I leave tomorrow for Saudi Arabia to Direct One of the stages of the Esports World Cup when I'm back in two months do you want to hear about it sure sure I would know how it goes give me any juicy details um Forest Gump munches box that's your username that's your username dude that's a 1994 movie what possible reason would that be to be your Twitch username in 2024 it's 30 years ago box of chocolates yeah where's the lie don't act like that's something you've proven to be true because we don't know whether or not Forest gum Munch's box it's a character Tom Hanks played we don't know that it's true it's not there's no no there's no director's cut there's no there's no Jenny came back for a reason I don't think that was the reason I don't think that was the I've been in a Bubba Gump and I've seen it Bubba Gump Shrimp the [ __ ] restaurant chain based on the movie you've been in there and then Tom Hanks was playing Forest Gump munching some box I don't think so I think you're all making this up I think it's a [ __ ] lie maybe he munches Bubba's box canonically Bubba Gump is dead since the Vietnam War so I don't think so sorry to spoil by the way sorry to spoil but that is a 1994 movie there is a 30e statue limitations on spoilers for Forest Gump uh Patty Daddy thank you for the four months I'm a bar of soap thank you for the 11 um maybe it's the friends we made along the way this is not a response to what I said this is a generic platitude that has no it's like just a generic thing you could say in response to me giving a point is just like it does it's not right or wrong it's not even relevant it's irrelevant okay platypus bro thinks he doofen shirts it's not the character's name isn't even doofen [Laughter] shirts bro that's not a response to what I'm saying can you read my first message please smiley face I don't think this is something you should be allowed to ask right you can't just Spam asking I'm gonna look at your message but if it's bad it's over for you my king you have two messages in my chat and one of them is asking the SEC the second one is asking me to read your first so I'm not I'm not attached to you I know a guy for you I'm not attached okay if you don't chat again we're not not lose anything let's see what your first time chat message is okay hello first time chatter longer time viewer just got a foot long chocolate chip ad Subway ad you think that will be enough to revitalize the company question mark question mark question mark what are you [ __ ] talking about what are you [ __ ] you thought that was so important that your second message was asking me to read your first a foot long chocolate chip ad Subway ad it's not even a you didn't even write it correctly uh no I don't think that'll be enough to revitalize the company bro but I they already sold they cashed out to private Equity so they don't need to revitalize the company they're they're in the decline phase [Music] um is that why Subway is [ __ ] now possibly depends on what timeline you think it was [ __ ] but yeah they they cashed out they sold uh they sold at the end of 23 so it's been about 7even eight months since since they have been sold to roor private equity and have been in the total Cash Out phase um they need a new spokesman to lose a bunch of weight just eating Subway doctor disrespect they need to clean things up after Jared okay they need to clean things up and that's why they need to get someone more focused on the gaming audience a clean slate ISRO has there ever been an example of private Equity making a company better uh atrio private Equity makes every company better that it acquires and if your parents have a company they want to sell I will buy it and improve it with atrio private Equity ape Apes together strong that's right uh are logo will be harambe we will post memes we will do fun viral things and then we will secretly siphon off all of the cash for my private jet um GameStop gonna make another run pretty soon but based on what otree based on what are you saying This brilliant uh did you have a vision Vibes I see was the uh wait silence where oh God where's the [ __ ] image this guy silence datadriven decision maker a Vibes guy is talking this my I [ __ ] with this meme heavy good movie too Kingdom of Heaven at least good battle scenes I actually don't remember the movie that well um hey big I work at Chili's and apparently on the chili subreddit we might get assigned our shift via AI genius genius genius genius genius genius finally artificial intelligence we can ask chat GPT how to uh assign shifts at a fast casual restaurant that is what AI was built for there's a chili subreddit is the I might save this for when I go to Chili's on Friday and I can read the chili subreddit and really try to get Chili's pilled yeah you're right AI scheduling that's crazy hey what is guap a what is guap based on guap no it's not money not guap not Gap that cheese that cheddar that guap no what is gwap quap quap game with a purpose none of you are helping it's not a guest with a problem is that what it is oh it is what it is I have 150 surveys 4.2% guap guest with a problem interesting so you get punished via AI for having guests with a problem but they might have you know it might not be you at all strange smell or AC unit right interesting why call it gwap so so odd so odd guap guap guap guap Chili's [ __ ] him up that's good uh hey big a actual experience I'm going through right now my wife and I are a bit low on savings but I applied for the Mr Beast show and got accepted they're flying me out in about two weeks to film do you think it's smart to risk missing out on expenses for the opportunity to possibly make money on the show bro of course you should go on the show what [ __ ] sad sack buzz kill would recommend no you should stay home and n bro you should chill at home and [ __ ] read the intelligent investor by Ben Graham because every minute counts dude it's a [ __ ] Mr Beast show there's a chance you could win ridiculous money and if not it's a it's a hilarious story and a good time BR of course you should go um I actually know someone as well who uh is in the second round at least to go to film that event um we'll see uh no not lwig it's not a content creator uh low money would make for great bags or yeah you know what you should do is you should um you said you have kids with with your wife or something maybe your wife can fake a debilitating illness that's all always good and then that will help you um have a soab story do you know what I'm saying on on Mr Beast and that increases your chance uh tell them how you're missing marketing Monday to be on the show yeah tell them this story but like cry when you're doing it like get really emotional about how like you're not going to be there live for Margy Monday you never miss an episode it's a tragedy and then Mr Beast will pity you and give you a Lambo listen what you have to understand sir is that your situation which is that you are a little bit low on funds you're stretched to pay the bills and you have to go on Mr Beast to make money is not um a bad thing it is The New Normal by 2035 5 that's most of America by 2040 everybody's default plan for retirement will be to get on a Mr Beast program okay so you're ahead of the game if anything you're leading the pack uh have you seen the NextGen console leaks this is 16 years ago so I don't think they're that is 16-year-old video please subscribe wow that was truly brilliant thank you for sharing that that got 15 million views more than anything I've ever done combined wow powerful powerful stuff powerful stuff power 15 years ago as well um truly truly truly incredible what more can I say were these AI generated no 16 years ago bro these were made by real human memers okay we need a stamp of approval for when memes are created by human beings uh read the description I don't really want to but if you insist uh what I forgot the [ __ ] title of it I forgot I don't have it I don't I don't I don't have it anymore I don't have it I lost it uh dude can't [ __ ] find this stupid [ __ ] video future gen consoles the description said update it's been a long time since I made this video I now work on the fortnite team at Epic Games funny how things turn out bro it's this guy it's [ __ ] this guy he works a producer at fortnite games that's crazy he's married Bro is living his best life after single-handedly revealing all the upcoming consoles I wonder if his resume was just that video and epic games said yes bro he owns an all electric truck and it's not the Cyber truck my [ __ ] King My Le bro is balling out of control what though he's wearing gladiator sandals as well dude dude it's a [ __ ] Gladiator of life people [Music] don't the video paid for it no I don't think the video paid for is new truck I think it paid for his new yacht bro you understand what is this all right let's talk about no I don't want to watch about this um I just saw a full matte black cyber truck and it tragically still looked terrible well luckily they're on their fourth recall today um also you sound like you are a hater and a fake dude who doesn't believe that Elon Musk is the goat sounds to me like you don't even have like bet you only have one Elon Shrine in your house which is embarrassing even a regular person should have at least two or three Elon shrines um let me uh make sure I got these tweets ready let me make sure I got these tweets bro because we got to got to go big with today's best Tweets it's not an option it's a demand it's a [ __ ] necessity I'm seeing a bit of a yikes though because I don't know where they [ __ ] are I thought for sure for sure I had it already I thought for sure m and you know what I think I do and I think you guys all need to just collectively bear with me for one moment um name a better Duo than big a and not being ready I was ready yesterday how about that never give me props when I'm ready uh POG my son my sub is old enough to move out of mom's basement if you are under 39 months old you shouldn't be in your parents basement at all they shouldn't leave you in a basement and if you are over 39 months old you should not have a no you should not have a job you should still be living with your parents that's that no you shouldn't be working at 39 months this gener this lazy entitled generation if you're over 42 months old you should own a house I want to disagree with it but I think we would have a better Society if people did stop freeloading you know what I'm saying if people that's why this country is failing the woke mob doesn't want to work do you think the babies are too woke and that's why they're not getting jobs at 42 months um that's essentially around 3 4 years uh if you get a job at 42 months and you start investing that's going to let you compound that money okay your compound interest is going to be astronomically Higher by the time you're in your 40s and 50s than if you start working in your 20s 30s you know what I'm saying that's I salivate at the thought of compound interest uh imagine if you set up a Drop Shipping Company at 42 months you're going to be a billionaire as a pre-teen I don't know the math if that works out correctly but I love your energy so much you should do it uh what what is the new what is the new scam that is pitched to young people as a easy way to make money I feel like Drop Shipping is provably dead what is the Tik Tock shops maybe I did see when I did see a course it was like a it was on Reddit showing like an ad it was like an ad for a course where they teach you how to take someone else's Clips like find Kai sonat Clips rip them off of his stream and then upload them to Tik Tok and put ads on [Laughter] them I literally it is that that is the entire [ __ ] uh plan is just steal big creators clips and try to upload them before they do so that you can Farm them briefly it's CRA it's a crazy um and and then the course was literally how to use cap cut it was literally like go to stream hit the clip button put it into cap cut up it's I mean it's crazy crazy uh there were librarian in [Laughter] chat librarian a platinum member of that course bro he he bought the Diamond package he's [ __ ] assistant teacher [Music] now that's funny it works for adish I mean adish did it and I hired him so I guess what are you gonna do what what are you going to do the real problem with Gen beta we don't have there is a generational shift what what what is this happening in the world right now and we need to talk about it now everybody knows about jenz you know the guys all have the uh lamelo ball haircut the girls are always talking about IBS for some reason they're cooked now after sorry what [Laughter] genz women are always talking about IBS is that I haven't I I was not aware of this more or they more than the average person they have a they have an abnormal amount of IBS discussion every day uh let me I have to [ __ ] check I have to check this gen Z women I need a gen Z women IBS in the past couple years a Tik Tock trend has emerged in which women share what it's like living with chronic stomach issues including irritable bowel syndrome the hot girls have stomach issues trend that's what it's called wa I need to see a [ __ ] video that's crazy Jers aged 11 to 26 have the worst reported mental health of any generation ever Yik bro Yik literally hash hotgirls with IBS that's crazy here's the T to take it off I got to s a paper Mario puzzle I got to solve a [ __ ] Paper Mario puzzle to watch Tik Tok can't escape it I haven't pooped in over a week but my bloated poo filed belly is coming in in handy for tonight this is disgusting people are too comfortable sharing everything we we share too much nowadays bro bloated poo filled belly is a sentence I did not need to hear that's that's that's not that's not good that's not good um now there's a back this is so Tick Tock pilled okay they created hash hotgirls with IBS it gets 112 million views across Tik Tok and then now there's a counter backlash hashtag saying that hashtag is harmful rhetoric because it links one's mental health issues to their attractiveness bro this is so cooked this is so cooked me yeah apparently IBS they're linking it to mental health where it's like stress causes irritable bowel syndrome anxiety perhaps um I be smart yeah crazy that shit's crazy that's cooked that's cooked IBS is all in your head kid get over it okay oh we we're talking about that we were talking about that 40-year-old Asian guy wait okay after the girls are always talking about IBS for some reason yeah they're cooked now after gen Z comes gen a these kids were born between 2010 and 2024 now these kids are all like uh watching kaat videos or something they're cooked it's too late for them the generation we need should focus on is Jen B okay now J B were born in 2024 the thing you got to understand about gen B is that these are straight up babies like you want to impress the average gen B all you got to do is like jingle your keys in front of their face they're mesmerized they have no idea what's going on like gen B they can't even true you got to get they are like that dude they [ __ ] are they're babies they're literally childish they literally don't even they can't I when they speak it's like [ __ ] gibberish to me dude I swear to God they're cooked they're cooked they can't even do Algebra I they can't do a single [ __ ] uh they can't write an essay probably because of [ __ ] AI dude they can't do [ __ ] the I swear to God this is going to sound crazy gen b sometimes when you put your hands in front of your face and go peekaboo they get shocked because they literally don't have object permanence that's how [ __ ] up they are that's uh straight up worst generation straight up babies straight up [ __ ] [ __ ] participation trophy having an ass participation pacifier having an ass um special food that's already like soft and then you got to feed it to them through a spoon the average gen B doesn't even have object permanence you can just kind of go up and cover your eyes and then uncover your eyes and they freak out they have no idea what's going onat just next thing you know they got to take a nap or something [Laughter] understand let me tell you something every time you say pre-at you understand that if I were to pre-at the worst thing I would do is say the joke right before they playing it if I would pre-at I would be smart enough to not do that that would be the worst way to do it that is the wor I I would have set up I would SP the time to set it up and done the worst outcome this also was linked from chat uh kick puncher a community weapons babies these days don't even goooo Gaga facts dude babies these days stopped saying goo gaga they started saying cocoa melon dude it's embarrassing it's it's [ __ ] tragic uh that's deep uh Hey Udo good luck on your interviews I believe in you Coco melon has to be old news oh really oh you think so no you're probably right you're probably right you're probably right you're probably right you're probably right 200 [ __ ] million times in the second half of 2023 you're probably right though it's [ __ ] dead it's gone dude this thing's beating out [ __ ] Bluey uh Coco melons out kisat is in um I don't think babies are watching kisat [Music] bro we don't allow our kid to watch CoCo melon for that reason basically baby brain R have them watch atrio have him sub actually have your baby sub to Atri that'll be it'll get them started get them thinking get that brain expanded get the brain wrinkling um haven't Watch Paper Mario day uh the fat uh uh it's being researched that Generations used to get progressively smarter but now they're getting progressively Dumber it's called the Flynn effect flin effect I think it just flatlined right I've seen the Flint effect but I don't think it it describes what you're describing but I could be wrong I think it was like during during industrialization when diets got better and uh that we saw rapid rises in IQ and then it flatlined um gen Alpha was the first to be Dumber meaning gen Z is the peak of humanity come on bro come on bro uh no don't say for real for real gen Z mogging that's that's like disproving your point as you say it wait wait what a man won $4 million in a casino and then died a man collapsed and suffered a medical incident after he won a multi-million doll jackpot he won $4 million then dies moments later of a heart attack he didn't die he didn't die all right so not only did he win for he also got a viral tweet so he's e famous get [ __ ] mogged other Boomers dude's [ __ ] crushing says he died you're right no you got me you're right I can't read he dies yeah you got me damn you're a genius [ __ ] I wonder what possible possible context I saw on the screen that you could o see they changed my mind I wonder [ __ ] the [ __ ] you're so smart thanks for correcting me um faking his own death to stop his family from asking for the jackpot the problem is well I don't know if he faked it but if he did have Cardiac Arrest the $4 million win just went to his hospital bills dude's in America no he's in Singapore oh he's fine he's fine he's actually fine holy [ __ ] actually crushing uh if he's in America that's [ __ ] that's gone Singapore is funny uh Ari's Ari went and described it as like the entire country is like clean Las Vegas it's like the most surveilled place in the world everything is like uh extremely locked down but it is like very [Music] nice it's like downtown but everywhere at the same time yeah I think so they don't have the sphere though us stays on top that is like our that's our pyramids we're really hanging our hat on the sphere lately architecturally that's like the last thing we've sort of put into the world is the [ __ ] Vegas sphere that and the best bro shop Spearman yeah we got it all we got it all oh also the Statue of Liberty which we did create by hand thank God to all the hardworking Americans who designed and built the Statue of Liberty in our own backyard that's real and I appre appreciate that um built in the midwest yeah um okay let's get these tweets ready huh let's get these tweets you guys simply have to find something interesting to say to each other over the next 40 eight seconds while I make sure all these tweets are ready okay so how about like a fun little want everybody go around the room and say one fun fact about themselves and it needs to be something that is not you guys can't you said uh you said I have IBS I like to play Fallout what would you guys answer if they had to do this in real life you you're all choking it's not oh my God you're all choking that's crazy oh Lord lordy Lord Lord lordy lordy Lord I said lordy lordy Lord okay I think we are almost perfect everybody knows that we that's a good one uh just [ __ ] relax folks just [ __ ] relax we are we are building the [ __ ] ultimate best tweet stream damn I forgot how sick this looked [Applause] [Music] [Music] super too much with the phones too much with the phones dude uh [ __ ] I already had this all set up bro this is annoying me because it was already all set up I like was [ __ ] cooking I feel like I just need to wait some of these are good okay I just need to like I need to just blind open again um opening opening um [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] um here just somebody suggest funny tweets while I pull this open and then we can pull them open it'll be genius HCK isn't a schedule oriented person no I am all right this is a schedule week we are doing best tws today as God is my witness I just I had it all set up and then I [ __ ] lost it I guess which is annoying to me but it's I know how I got it so I'm just doing the same thing um okay okay okay okay okay we I I swear to God these are all bangers um how am I supposed to eat without content bro you're Rin rotted I don't know what to tell you what's this a reminder that if you are you are not a true fromsoft fan if you use cheesing Spirit ashes Co-op summoning magic fast travel swords leveling up armor a contr controller a television or electricity that's actually true that's actually true it's not even a joke uh you have to use smoke signals and carrier pigeons to carry the information back and forth to mizaki himself to progress through the game oh I saw this is not like a this is not a big tweet but I saw this vulpen props made fakers Hall of Legends trophy I worked with these guys at Nvidia for a marketing campaign we got them to make these custom like Nvidia [ __ ] um glowing triangle orb things but I that's so funny they were the ones that made the faker like we had a ton of meetings at these guys I thought that was really cool cool so and I was just following them randomly because of that and then they tweeted this out it was cool to me um why does Nvidia need triangles it was actually it was like a campaign [Music] where uh it was supposed to be like these they almost look like Sith holocrons if you know what that is if you're a nerd you know almost like this glowing green triangle and they were going to be in the background of a lot of streamers streams and they were all going to Glow green at the same time was the idea uh and then it was going to be an announcement but I think something happened in the world like we had it all set up and then some tragedy happened or something I'm not meing I don't think it was Co it was something else and then we had to we had to [ __ ] delay and then I ended up leaving so we didn't do anything um no it wasn't 91 this is like within the past [ __ ] two three years uh damn something happened no it was what was it [ __ ] it was uh it was it 912 I wonder if it was January 6th it was something big and it was like all right we we just called it off we were like H we don't um or Ukraine damn I have to I have to look it up I my emails what time it was but it was something stop guessing things that are older than me stop guessing things from the 70s or the 40s or the 20s okay I it was between 2020 and 2023 it was that we did not cancel the Nvidia [ __ ] rollout campaign because of the War of 1812 between [ __ ] America and Britain the Hindenburg uh okay [Music] uh wait all right do you think 30 tweets is enough because we have 30 we have 30 do we need 50 do we need oh dude this is great okay [Music] [Music] uh all right I think if you were to this is a good one too um we are currently at 40 tweets we are currently 40 tweets we are getting getting very close we are actually almost there to a perfect day of hilarious tweets guys the reason I'm setting this up is to give you [ __ ] time to get your [ __ ] laugh muscles ready because these are gut-bustingly funny tweets these you you need to be on the edge of your seat you need to be getting ready okay you need this this is important this is like you might hurt yourself laughing so hard some of these tweets are [ __ ] so damn funny you you might need uh insurance so be [ __ ] ready uh okay [Music] I think once we hit 50 it's good to go it's good to go I think once we hit 50 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um okay I don't think we need anymore I don't think we need anymore but if you guys have any funny tweets let's add 10 random tweets post your Funniest tweets right now I'm gonna add them I'm gonna add them to the [ __ ] pipeline okay I'm just gonna add them I'm not g to look at them I'm not going to look at him we're just going to add them they got to be actually funny though this is my tweet don't don't make my [ __ ] tweet no this one's not funny actual funny tweets bro this one's just an interesting photo of ERS this is you linked me a keemstar tweet a drama alert tweet bro have some self-respect I am looking I'm looking because I saw the [ __ ] I saw the URL and I was like what the [ __ ] are you doing what why does everyone keep linking me a tweet from butt crack Esports I don't know what it is but stop I don't want I don't want butt crack Esports as [ __ ] tweets this is a preo tweet is it gonna be something around I got into Harvard or Peak Disney no no no no any tweets that made you [ __ ] gut bust laughing that's what I need gut bust laughing the these are these are your fellow Chatters are counting on you to be the funniest [ __ ] tweet that one's pretty funny that one's pretty funny that one's pretty good you guys are going to enjoy that [Laughter] one this was a trump tweet this better be hilarious this is just Trump selling buug shot T-shirts from August of last year [ __ ] [Laughter] no that's a good one uh okay I think we have enough I think we have enough damn some of you had have the exact same algorithms because you're you are literally linking the same tweet like I asked you to come with your funniest tweet and you're all linking the same [ __ ] eight tweets from the past two days uh this's a tweet from C quack the video evidence is crazy I'm not going to watch this one that's 10,000 likes it's called the video evidence is crazy we'll see we'll see I'll leave that up to [ __ ] life oh this looks good too okay all right I think we have enough folks I think we have enough without further Ado without further Ado we have we have 3 6 9 12 15 18 21 24 27 30 33 yeah yeah there's like about we got plenty dude plenty plenty plenty plenty plenty plenty pointy pointy uh [Music] I'm I keep adding more [Laughter] tweets keep adding more tweets okay all right uh all right without further Ado the best Tweets of June and Beyond we're starting out with absolute bangers I need to shuffle it we just need to shuffle it okay I wish there was a way to shuffle tweets in my I they need to be shuffled everyone please say hi to YouTube please say hi to YouTube I'm Shuffling by moving them all around okay uh okay perfect oh wait I left the vulp and props room there okay I think I actually think by shuffling them I made it way worse because they were kind of like they were kind of uh ordered we're not stalling I'm not stalling bro I just need a [ __ ] all right [ __ ] it here we go baby here we go let's jump in everyone say hi to YouTube hello YouTube how you been welcome to best Tweets we're looking at the best Tweets of the past month starting with right here boom a scammer just tried to buy an Apple Watch with my credit card I talked to him though we all good and the message is use someone else's car dog I'm going through some [ __ ] and the dude crying laughing emoji responds and says I got you dog just make sure you keep your [ __ ] more private gang which is kind of kind of [ __ ] up I mean it's a stolen tweet but it's the original thing is true I think uh kind of based kind of still mean to steal it but at least they heard my maate of Honor gave me the worst speech ever I'm not going to be racist you guys because iar I love black people this is a terrible start this is a terrible start I'm not going to be racist but I love black people um I'm worried about the rest of this speech hi I haven't watched this so I don't quite know Anthony that well but Tracy about you noop seriously and she'd be like do that I'm like I don't care just kidding just kidding that's terrible so tell death to part seriously you better take care of my girl cuz if you don't I know where you live I'm so uncomfortable this is not this not a speech calling it a speech is crazy it seems like a bunch of uh random off the cff remarks there's nothing nothing planned you guys are you're part of I'm not be racist be racist okay just Kidd just kidding of course you guys are going to get the no seriously you guys are out stepping what the [ __ ] [Laughter] are queen queen wow slay she's C she's [ __ ] healing race relations in this country okay this she's an ally clearly daughter great is like the best woman and I love you bless that was the I was up there that was up there with the all-time greatest speech I've ever heard uh I feel bad that you know what I'm saying that's an embarrassing reach to give in front of friends and family already but then to have it uploaded online and then have the world cook you uh uh dude the problem with uh Twitter replies now I mean you might get [ __ ] insane Bots or weird [ __ ] porn [ __ ] but also in the replies the first 50 are just memes it's just like autogenerated you can't even yeah just blue check like spamming it for memes they're completely cooked silence person who told the joke first a person who told the joke louder is talking which is already a funny meme but it's extra funny because it's in response to the first person that tweeted this joke and they got way more [Laughter] likes they they got like [ __ ] oh 100x the likes which is actually [ __ ] incredible actually just an incredible but this meme has been my favorite meme of the past month the [ __ ] Kingdom of Heaven silence meme we were just doing it earlier for uh silence data driven decision maker a Vibes guy is talking uh oh the librarian made it to best Tweets so this guy tweeted reading a book in public but being on page page five is so embarrassing and the librarian responded with [ __ ] LeBron James a lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep and then he respond he said he got this from my like he got this from watching the LeBron video on my stream where we just roasted LeBron for being on page one so it's it all comes full circle bro uh Lebron my goat dude bringing the Lakers back now that he's got a podcaster as a coach there's no limit to what they can do in in the in La speaking of that here's the new coach of the LA Lakers uh career coaching history Brooklyn Basketball Academy volunteer fourth grade boys head coach straight to Los Angeles Lakers head coach when I ask God to accelerate my blessings this is what I mean facts dude hell of a resume hell of a resume baby Progressive ass op Fu holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] uh we're not going to barbecue our way out of this wild pigs are conquering all Florida counties and now taking over the US I think we're not going to barbecue our way out of this is maybe the quintessential American sentence is this is there a reality to this I I'm not aware of this wild feral hog problem but it seems like it's there's more stories about it do I have to batten down the hatches do we need to like get a bunker are the Hogs starting to invade other states do I need an AR 15 I mean I'm American already have three but do I need a fourth interesting all right we'll get to the bottom of it bro pissed off every Italian he could every Italian I pissed off in the year 2023 let's see every single Italian I pissed off in the year 2023 [Music] oh no no no no no no no la [Music] la mama dear come over here and see who's looking in my window it's the B okay I actually do this I actually do this and I don't give a [ __ ] it doesn't change anything if you're going to begrudge me eating my Pizza like a taco folding a pizza is one of the best ways to [ __ ] eat it there's nothing crazy about that now usually I would do with one slice not a whole [ __ ] Pizza like this but you take a pizza you fold it you take a bite yeah it's [ __ ] that makes total sense you're you're [ __ ] insane if you think that changes the pizza somehow no that's good uh I fold two slices like a pizza sandwich you're not folding it then are you if you take two slices of bread you put them on each other and eat it you're not folding the bread you're just you're just making a sandwich it's not folding you're making a pizza Dilla he's got a canoli in his hand if you marry the Bak boy he will [Laughter] come that's so stupid uh the ketchup on the pizza one pissed me off that's disgusting that's foul I think about this every time I'm on Zoom I am Narcissus and my little Zoom square is my Lake yeah true true I do do that everyone you see I'm doing it right now look I'm looking at my camera right now you check you no one no one's looking at anyone else but themselves in a zoom call wow babe you're really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night the Riz dude the [ __ ] Riz I'm sure a lot of you have this Riz out of control you're so good you're so good at vaping consistently and having and having a completely degenerate lifestyle and you're so good at packing a whole horseshoe of in in your mouth oh Elon oh speaking of being on Twitter which is now called X Elon does so many stupid embarrassing things that it makes it hard to even focus on just one but remember when he made a huge deal out of wanting to fight Zuckerberg and when Zuck was like you know what let's do it Elon was immediately like oh my doctor says I can't sad face but I'd win though that is crazy because if you recall Elon was literally tweeting out like I have spoken to the prime minister of Italy we are guaranteed for the Coliseum it'll be a it'll be uh No Holds Barred Street combat we will have no cameras in the arena he and then he was like my mom said no and my doctor I can't it's it's it was insane how much he leaned into it only to be the guy that backed out uh no yeah [ __ ] it wasn't they both backed out bro Zuckerberg was [ __ ] ready like Zuckerberg fights MMA for real he's done it he's I mean he he of course would have the fact that we have to defend Mark Zuckerberg is crazy that's how [ __ ] up Elon is cuz Mark Zuckerberg is a [ __ ] lizard person who made [ __ ] the world justifi I'm not justifiably like uh measurably worse uh but he could beat elon's ass in a fight that's for sure uh this was funny there was all these memes uh or like I guess not memes when Trump was uh convicted of him and Jesus and then when Hunter Biden got convicted they just repurposed all of them with him as memes and they were very funny it's okay they called me guilty too it's Jesus Christ on Hunter Biden's shoulders uh there's Al it's not in here but there was one where it was like having a [ __ ] Joe Biden Monday after a hunter Biden weekend very funny where you're just unable to speak after a week of crack cocaine and [ __ ] um how it feels to submit one job application Zoomers get in relatable or [Music] insan do it slips either way you're so [ __ ] uh very raw very raw very raw and very real uh Jake Shields tweeted coincidence and it's a manora looks like Congress and then he says I am furiously anti medic but this is a reach and then Swan margus says thank you for injecting some sanity into the discussion rapist Hitler 420 which is his username this is Twitter this is the [ __ ] default Twitter [Laughter] experience making your username rapist Hitler 420 is [ __ ] crazy uh unskilled labor is a capitalist myth this was chat submitted let's see what it is I already know [Music] bro about to hit and I ain't been lucky these last couple times but this time for some reason I just [Music] know Ty turn that down that's great that's not good it's coming it's it's not coming get it that's not how much that cost to get it dude he's so practiced I feel it uh-oh we'll never know I like to think he hit dude I like to believe he hit I like to believe he won [ __ ] big he got diamonds he he kept digging at the end of the [ __ ] tunnel and he found the diamonds [ __ ] yeah that is a Chris noan ending ah wow will'll never know good morning average cop versus average firefighter I mean I get it but this is turns off body cam commits murder wait there's dogs in that burning building I'll sa we did talk about this recently it's not really I mean is I do remember um saying that I think it is crazy how nobody really has a problem with firefighters firefighters just get it done anyway this one was funny my girlfriend is so sweet we just had that silly Hall Pass convo I guess she didn't want to make me jealous with a hunky celeb so she said some random nobody from her job and she wasn't even remotely intimidated when my answer was Anna freaking Kendrick and then the good part was uh Anna Kendrick liked it that's funny did you guys know they make an allnatural plant-based alternative to Vapes could be healthy could be healthy could be clean if you want to be green if you want to be clean you get a homegrown natural All-American Zen is European so you don't want that you want American Tobacco uh American speaking of Americans Americans when they need to go grocery shopping in the suburbs hey masas let's talk about the mble features on the Rani Vengeance I'm body armored and so is this vehicle for even more prot protection you have explosive underbody shielding bulletproof glass electrified door handles military grade run flat tires and a ram steel bumper if anyone's following you you have blinding lights in the front and the back or a smoke screen this is actually true I have an ant that like is like this she is like the sweetest nicest lady in her house but on the road she has insane road rage and fear and she needs to be like the highest possible vehicle it has to she has to be like four feet taller than everyone else on the road and and a giant [ __ ] two ton Omega truck I don't know what she just she has so much I think internalized fear over driving that it has to be yeah a Batmobile plus my favorite pepper spray if you're picking your kids up from the mall let them know you're there with strobe lights and your intercom hey B it's your mom your kids will love that was styled by a video game designer vengeance is based on the Cadillac escalates so Mama gets heated and ventilated leather seats curved OLED display with augmented reality a digital rear viiew mirror which is necessary Vance is only yours and so is everything in this built-in safe parents might need to help their kiddos open the door but it's a breeze to get in you have heated seats a third zone of climate control cup holders and two USB C's bring the kiddos along with five top tethers two sets of lower latch anchors it's a three row SUV that seats up to eight people it's got a gas mask in there I fit and I'm safe let's see if the stroller does stroller test it fits and it's powered by a V8 [ __ ] tank 810 horsepower that's like if you want to go through fuia that's crazy smallest American car I'm at the spot where JFK was assassinated shaking my head so everybody knows I don't approve of what happened Bas based good on you let them know let them know let them know let them know my roommate is so unserious and you still went to see her I know my worth but sometimes I go on sale that's a bar that's a bar and a half that's actually that's a modern Socrates uh yeah that's a good response realist YouTube comment Hard Times create nicotine men nicotine men create good times good times create weed guys weed guys create hard times does that line up it might line up that might line up with history you know what I'm saying that might line up if I track that out Woodstock uh Zen Min create robots no I don't think that's how it works uh University of Chicago philosopher remain undefeated Brian ligher from the University of Chicago said what's a sausage party I must be getting old now the term has been explained to me in responses the natural question is why sausage party is it supposed to pick out a male dominated event is this based on The Stereotype that men are supposed to prefer sausages or is the explanation even more juvenile bro bro yeah it's like a dick like how how how how how how do you not I feel like ancient Romans would get that [ __ ] joke saw a Tik Tok talk talking about college during the mo bomba sio mode era and all the comments were calling him Unk oh God oh God that's so recent I was listening to mooma yesterday when I was playing basketball I was literally listening to MOA yesterday uh that's crazy this was before covid yeah but four yeah four years ago maybe like what five years ago when when was when was SI mode era 2019 1819 bro that's so recent oh my God especially if you count covid as like a a hyper form of time 2018 that is six years I guess Jesus Jesus Co time doesn't count I guess it does it's this dude this guy's obviously young this guy is Young they're calling him onk absolute fossil that's crazy grocery stores should have more twists and turns and dead ends to make it more rewarding for experienced shoppers okay that is sort of like Ikea yeah there's there's an Ikea grind to that I could I could see it and I see like some sort of PVP system implemented for high ranked Choppers to really put their skills to the test it would be cool if you could not fight someone physically but like if you and someone else both want the same item if there was like a game you could play with your grocery carts like some kind of RPS Style game you know like a Pokemon battle or something and then the winner would get not jousting that would nothing that would hurt them just like a thing where you could go around and if you want to collect all the rare stuff it could be cool I introduced my six-year-old gen Alpha nephew to Pokemon and he pronounced Gyarados like Gat G Gat rados Gat how do you how would you even say Gat that's stupid that's stupid that's stupid we're not cooked because it isn't there's no frame of reference read the reply what's his favorite so far he isn't real I made him up for the purpose of this joke he will never know existence he cannot suffer but he can also never laugh that's actually better than the [ __ ] joke uh new Chinese officials are forced to apologize after a hiker discovers a secret water pipe feeding China's tallest waterfall millions of tourists visit the waterfall annually attracted by its ancient Wizard of Oz ass Scandal that's funny that's funny the waters got a flow bro the water's got to flow people come there and they want to see the attraction uh begging my kid to play video games instead of watching other people play video games online folks the bar is in the molten core of the Earth Caught everyone in chat caught everyone in chat caught guil charge uh yeah I don't know that that feels to me like I don't know I mean it's different because I didn't really W twitch I didn't watch Twitch growing up but I remember thinking like when my parents would complain about me playing video games it's like you watch you sit there on your ass and watch Sports all day Dad like that's culturally normalized but I can't [ __ ] play video games and I think there's some there's some uh relationship there where it's like what what the [ __ ] is wrong about watching someone play video games if you're going to watch someone play sport there's no different you're or watching TV or watching like it it's fine to go watch [ __ ] Game of Thrones or something but you can't watch the reply this left containment so let me clarify this is from my six and 10-year-old sons and I'm concerned about attention span issues uh and YouTube algorithms along with the dude broy content not necessarily against the concept in theory I'm gonna go crazy if my kid watches Another Minecraft challenge build by random dude Bros he's never met who who would he be watching he's watching [ __ ] hermitcraft that's that's based he's he's getting more intelligent uh who's yeah if he's watching suunde or something maybe there's a problem but or dream the video evidence is crazy okay I haven't watched this one I haven't watched this one we're going in totally blind to this one the video evidence is crazy yeah hello sir yeah okay can you come here quick what do you mean look whoops yep what happened man yep I was coming from the corner right and then another car from this corner you know how corn cars from right here come from the corner fast right that [ __ ] bro came from the corner like this and I went to the left and you know cuz I have a I have a fast kind of fast carard I went to the left and when I went to the left I Tred to I I pressed on pedal I'm not going to lie I pressed on pedal when I press on pedal to go on the left I lost it oh my God bro oh hell no man what the [ __ ] man get your ass on get your go [Music] [Music] [Laughter] a ghost car when he is he trying to do [Music] [Laughter] donuts what crime did he commit having too much fun this is America that's so funny he's trying to lie I was coming from the corner right and then another car from this corner you know how corn car from right here come from the corner fast right you know how uh that's [ __ ] funny crazy how in Star Wars when you first meet jar jar he says excuse me cuz he's a silly little guy and likes to have some fun and then in the next movie he's been living on corusant for 10 years and he just goes excuse me the city really changed him facts facts dude facts you was different ever since the city like the money it's not just the city it's the money dude he got that political job he started talking different acting different uh Twitter CEO in 2018 Twitter CEO Jack dorsy sent beard shavings to aelia Banks so so she could make an amulet to protect him from Isis that's that's a crazy [ __ ] sentence and then a few days ago all I'm saying is that to this day he has not been attacked by ISIS I mean that's a fact that's a fact it if that was the goal it has so far worked it has it has 100% Effectiveness rating um what possible expertise would aelia banks have at making Isis warding beard amulets why was she the one he chose why did he fear Isis I have to is there more information actually I have to learn more dude I have to learn more wow he really did do this both she and him have have uh confirmed that he sent his hair in an envelope to make an amulet for [Laughter] protection and an exchange you know what he gave her he promised to promote her mixtape slay Z that's crazy he never tweeted about the project once bro took the amulet and didn't tweet about the project what a scam what a [ __ ] up scam maybe the UL won't work maybe Isis will get him now here's your laugh for today what's this what's the biggest life change you I was addicted to per right so I'm on the toilet I'm L that new Jew world you know on the toilet vibing and I thought about it I like damn I'm on like the seven track and I ain't used the bath to yet I was like man something a right now I'm panicking I try to get up it hurt I fall right that down like I call 911 like yo I'm die I'm G die like El name famous or Rich that's crazy like the dude in the em he come in he like per I like yeah he like when the last time use bath and I thought about it I could even remember the last time I used the damn bath bro down on my stomach in the bed that thing you know it hit me I ran in the bathroom then just Dro I the biggest way came out of me I I'm not speak on that I'm not going speak on that one thing I can say that community is the strongest Community ever you can say that man Ain no way man ain't no way you strong you strong you got to be a strong in good my hat off I thought I get fed up yeah real I'm like oh my God happy Pride yeah happy pride is that a side effect of perks [Laughter] that you can't [ __ ] that you have uh constipation that's crazy extreme constipation uh uh uh we are at an adult pool party and my husband put on his bathing suit before we came here and I tried to explain to him that no one was actually going to be swimming anyway he is now in the pool by himself while everyone else is standing around the edges cocktails yeah that's that's tough gig you guys are Giga chatting [Laughter] that bro it's probably cold it's night time there's no one in the pool that's not what no no dude it's for you you stand around people are usually dressed nice don't call it a pool party bro there is so obviously a difference between like summer daytime pool party and [ __ ] nighttime pool adjacent mixer uh she posted this in June what the [ __ ] is a point it's just someone that has a pool wants to be outdoors for their party they'll make it clear they'll make it clear bro uh waste of space then do you want do you want them to fill in the pool with concrete before they have this mixture is that what you want you would like them to drain all the water fill it to the top with concrete more parking space all right all right thans speaking of pools this is what driving the speed limit on the highway feels like and everyone else has pissed in the pool and is shaming the one person who [Laughter] didn't uh pretty true pretty true I'm I I drive quick I drive quick I'm I'm certainly not happy when someone's just Towing the line gen Z is quiet [ __ ] sitting at their desk fully clothed and just [ __ ] emptying out against their employer wishes I do think that every time there's so many articles that come out of it's obviously a fun parody but like anytime a Tik Tok one gen Z employee doing one thing there's going to be like a think piece on it the next day about gen Z is quiet breakfasting where they eat breakfast for lunch J you know this new [ __ ] trend of gen z uh you know it's whatever everything is now a [ __ ] hyper Trend when most people are doing the exact same thing most people have always done uh oh I saw this and this is actually crazy to me so 17 years ago the Charlie bit my finger video was uploaded to YouTube I assume all of you know what this is but what's crazy is watching it again now it the cultural context collapse here is phenomenal this was so big that Bin Laden had it saved on his hard drive when they killed him it would scarcely get one like on Tik Tok today I'm struggling to remember the feeling of novelty that this voked at the time the internet is so different what's crazy watching it now is how like imagine when you would swipe away watching this now Char bit me [Music] bro he doesn't even bite him until over 20 seconds in h how brain roted Have We Become this was early internet this was like the crazy meme video everyone will be gone ouch ow out Jolie joh that really hurts the peak still rules though the peak still hits no bit me and that really hurt and it's still act hurting yeah they would have cut this down so hard for modern Tik Tok um um but it either way this would never be one iota as big as it is now it's crazy it's crazy how big the early internet videos are and then we can't really get that back um when you're back at your desk this just this meme was viral in the past month of uh Phil Ivy no it's Tiger Woods I'm sorry Tiger Woods is playing with Phil Ivy he's over there uh Tiger Woods playing uh poker uh when you're back at your desk Monday morning doing the most soulless work imaginable and your boss comes by and says hope you got some rest this weekend big week ahead yeah he looks like Ben Affleck in that one photo just completely [ __ ] checked out Al life a true haunted expression bro I just got back from vacation this was me all day 100% yeah there's a unique suck to it because vacation you're you're so free and having so much fun and then the first day back you have so much extra work to catch up on and it just feels you feel like the shackles being put back on as you dive back into the meetings how much you think he was down that's a good question I wonder if this is the look of a man who is down or a man who's just [ __ ] just doesn't know what he's doing right now just not sleeping just [ __ ] sitting there I assume Tiger Woods is fine financially this is probably not a money thing uh uh or maybe he's about to lock in who knows can you believe I used to be addicted to Coke and the response was yeah let's see why such a funny video to be like can you possibly imagine that I used to do drugs look at me now there's just no [Music] can you believe I used to buy healing crystals no I can't imagine about the heck gives it away [Music] uh Elon let's allow porn software engineer uh okay Elon walking back into the room five minutes later hey can everyone see your light uh this is a joke but there's a kernel of Truth here in that it is uh theorized that the reason Elon suddenly and quickly removed the ability to see likes was because people were catching him in his own likes uh wait I might have it in a separate let me see I think I had yeah yeah here it is this is the reason they're doing this by the way Elon Musk likes and it's uh caught my grandma's funeral was interrupted by ads the church was piping music from YouTube and we were too cheap to buy premium it happened eight times Somewhere Over the Rainbow was interrupted by a mid roll advertising bathroom tile that's so depressing yeah you got to imagine after one or two you cave you cave for Grandma you buy and then cancel or you get AB or you just put on like a 10-hour playlist or something uh that's crazy yeah free trial that's what I used to watch the the NBA Finals you just free trial they cancel after the [ __ ] Mavs get swept um sorry I'm not interested in watching the boys I'm too busy listening to women based based Bas in fact usually we do a boys watch party on this stream I'm replacing it now we're going to sit in silence not in silence that wouldn't be sense we're gonna sit in a Discord call and we're all going to listen to women okay we're gonna watch The View we're going to watch the view it's gonna we need to get we need to get smarter okay we need to expand our our viewpoints who's we you're required to be there mandatory it's mandatory this is finally a kid without a cell [Music] phone dude the shirt goes dumb hard too just [ __ ] chugging a Corona with the gamer shirt [Music] this kid is too [Laughter] young be Ching the whole beer he's having a great time I like the cheers too yeah kid [ __ ] kids Vibes are Immaculate this kids Vibes are Immaculate uh uh no party is ruined by having this kid there I tell you that well except for anyone where the police could show up I guess that's the only one and he's got the move hey here's the thing unironically if some of you in chat are having trouble figuring out what to do at a party just do this exactly wear the same clothes do the same dance and drink the beer with a cheers I swear to God you'll be the life of the party Vibes up 1,000% just this he's given you the formula he's giv you the exact formula don't have to say a word don't have to say a word same fit same drink your Vibes will be crazy just smile have a good time um if you're currently working on a video game take a short break pick a number in your code or data files multiply it by 1,000 and then post the results and germ food posted this nightmare fuel so [Applause] hor so horrendous this is how it feels to stream on Twitch [Music] [Applause] uh off work late do you want to read but you're too tired for book try 300 to 400 posts it's not so different from a book when you think about it the first books were actually Scrolls predating the Codex you will certainly not regret reading 300 to 400 posts kind of what we're doing right now kind of what we're doing right now and it is sort of like a book we are all getting smarter there's a TR text is text you know what I'm saying oh speaking of social media folks we've got a hole in the deck dead ass boat sisters is it over Lau skill issue yeah and I really wish I was playing Dark Souls three right now look at me I'm the baby this is also like streaming on Twitch this is also like streaming on Twitch where I will ask a normal question about something and these are the type of responses I get these are all every [ __ ] it's the same [ __ ] type of people I'm in my shipwreck Arc I'm such a boat pilled sink maxer I'm clogging it bro give me one sec a hole bro I'm coming for that boty I'm a freak for real this is actually accurate this is how the responses would be [ __ ] for real actually me I'm the water yeah that's what also you you said I'm the water you would say and Gizzy just throw in a couple one and say Gizzy Gizzy Gizzy or coffee cow and this is the same [ __ ] twist chat we have right now uh POV you spent all your money on Pokemon cards and can't afford rent it's pretty clever it's pretty clever I do give it that it's not a 200 IQ joke okay you don't need to be Einstein it's it's actually pretty self-explain people can figure it out okay uh what a terrible day at work time to relax and read what thousands of mentally ill strangers all think about every single contentious topic around this should be the first tweet wait whoever's editing put this at the beginning put this at the beginning this is the first tweet this is a great kickoff to a best tweet that is what I feel when I read Twitter every [ __ ] day I open up Twitter and it's just [ __ ] the worst people in the world giving the worst takes on everything all the worst things that are happening the worst people with the worst takes on the worst world events and I just I Mainline that [ __ ] every day I put that right in my brain uh oh dude did you guys see the hobby horse girl stuff we'll start with this uh a tick tock horse girl who competes in Hobby horsing is slamming critics who tell her that riding a fake horse is not a real sport I want to say for something like this I'm generally in the camp of let people enjoy it but I have one caveat which is if it is objectively funny people should be allowed to enjoy laughing at it at least in a non-malicious way like we both should be able to enjoy things you can enjoy hobby horsing and I can enjoy laughing at it cuz like I'm I'm watching this and it is [Music] crazy yeah she's out of breath but anyway apparently hobby horsing isn't a real sport says man who [Laughter] golfs anyway let's look at the apparent goat the goat of hobby horsing [Laughter] she no way no way that's wa I want to see the uh also that's not a real [Laughter] sport me me as [ __ ] it is a bit odd I must say oh yeah it's gonna give me something [ __ ] crazy let's make sure uh I want to see an actual video of hobby horsing bro is the problem uh Nara Arland knows full well how odd it must look to some riding through the woods on a hobby horse I remember being being mocked and if I said that I don't care what people think or what people say it would be a lie when I do hobby horsing I feel like the only the sky is the limit I have heard everything already so there's literally nothing that I haven't heard but I feel like myself when I'm doing hob horsing that's the one thing makes me want to keep going my name is Nar Arin and when I do hobby horsing I Feel Like There's No Boundaries hobby horsing is in fact a sport with fixed rules and even various disciplines such as show jumping and dress the hobby horse Championship Finland is CRA participants from as many as 17 not even making it the biggest event of its kind in the world [Applause] it's harder than it looks so I'm like no I'm sure it's hard it gives me the opportunity opportunity to be creative can I be honest is this just um horse is like here's the thing horses are very expensive is this just horse girls that can't afford horse is that the core of this okay okay that makes sense that makes sense that tracks horses are expensive so that tracks I mean it's not different from like people that play Quidditch on you know holding up a broom but saying it's not different from that it's not too good uh that you that's also funny can I see that people playing people real life quidditch these bro imagine your Tinder profile says I'm the [ __ ] Seeker on the Canadian Quidditch team the about [ __ ] oh my god dude you be swimming in it why is there so many players I would say real life qu is a cross between uh rugby uh dodgeball you have elements of sort of Olympic handball uh and then when you have the snitch on the field there's even an element of wrestling involved who's going tonight [Laughter] gos I think it's really inspiring to newcomers of the sport to come in and see players of all genders on the field together playing equally you know tackling each other in a full contact sport um scoring goals passing to each other this is something that no other sport really has tackling and I think that that can be a really unique defining characteristic of quidditch and when it it's already grown so vastly but I think it still has yet to really break into a huge mainstream and one day it will and I think it has potential to be one of the biggest think one day it will you think somehow Harry Potter is going to have a a bigger Resurgence than it had at the peak of Harry Potter them during the height of the books and the movies you think it's going to get bigger now and quiddit is if it couldn't do it then it's not going to do it now sports in the world thank what is he [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] doing holy [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] the way they move the quaffle is crazy crazy wait how do they handle how do they handle the snitch that's what I want to understand how do they handle the [ __ ] snitch J ring did never like tested it out as a as a game she kind like thought what what might be fun to to describe and with just a few tweaks and adjustments um it just really works the tweaks what are the [Music] adjustments I know understand you can just literally run up to it and throw it right into the hoop and all you have to do is it's just so funny because you might as well get rid of the broom between your legs and make it a sport why have a broom at all you're not flying you don't use it what what's the if you're going to change the rules anyway [Applause] it looks so that's the snitch that's the snitch it's [Laughter] actually hurting me you just have to grab this dude's truck nuts [Laughter] oh that's so [Music] funny it's standup wrestling uh I I get an opportunity to go out there and just kind of be a Bruiser so I played rugby and Lacrosse in high school and uh lacrosse in college and uh now that I'm a little older uh it's fun just to go out and play a game that I can still go and be physical [Music] what the [ __ ] are you doing why is the Golden snitch dragging a woman across the ground why is he just bullying a catatonic woman that's not the rules why why is he saying I get to be physical get to be a Bruiser you're supposed to run away isn't that insane by the way there's so much room for bias and error if two Seekers are chasing the snitch he has to choose which way he runs left or right if he runs towards one of them he's giving him an advantage it doesn't work as a person why did he just take her broom [Applause] [Music] in this game play our game and we will come out of it with an amazing outcome that's it that's all that matters here yeah drop on three 2op [Applause] yes I mean I can't it's like a World Cup aage dude there's teams from every [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] nationality get in there on they got [ __ ] alley oops [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] oh my [Music] God so where's the I just don't get how the snitch works I guess it's not in every game even even the diard Harry Potter fans that play real life quiddit had to realize the snitch is stupid I think they got rid of it uh uh that's crazy well I learned a lot that was a very funny video uh hobby horsing and quidditch folks the future of sport oh speaking of being a fan of something we're Star Wars fans okay okay what kind of Star Wars fans are you it's the civil war scene we're Americans oh what kind of Americans are you uh this is true this is true basically my my metric is if they don't like Andor we're not the same Andor is the is the litmus test is the barometer if you don't like Andor we have a different idea of what you think is good um If You Think You're a Star Wars fan you don't like Andor when they exist there's many of them Andor wasn't even that popular um then we are not the same and or be the best Star Wars ever been maybe maybe it is it's probably the most I've enjoyed it because it's very uh I don't know it takes it serious and it's adult and it's good I don't know I mean like you know I have to give credit to the fact that like when I was a kid episode one and two even though they're not good they were they banged you know what I'm saying they banged uh I I definitely wasn't judging them as a child I [ __ ] loved it uh I you know it truly brought me a lot of Joy I would read those what what is the name of the company that makes the the big uh cross-section books is it DK DK or do what I'm talking about they're like these big tall books and you would open them up and they'd have like a picture of like a spaceship in Star Wars and they're like you could see inside it I [ __ ] love those books dude uh I love those books they turned me autistic I think chicken in the egg brother I don't I'm I'm pretty sure the books didn't um but they were they were sick I mean I I was a kid I loved episode one and two and I like those books too um and then obviously Empire Strikes bag is based however I think lowkey episode four and six are just I mean they're great I'm not going to denigrate them but they don't I don't say they don't hold up they're just I'm not like rewatching them with a huge amount of Joy they're you know what I'm saying it's like whatever it's like fine um three greater than six maybe maybe if it wasn't for the awful awful awful awful awful dialogue one to three would be better because unlike 78 and n one two and three at least have new stuff they're like packed to the brim with new original stuff new characters new worlds new ideas new ships new they're very they're cool like George Lucas was creative in them 78 and nine are so um soulless and and like trying to recapture uh like one two and three have a lot of heart they just he just couldn't write dialogue and also he was obsessed with the Iraq War and so it like it's so hamfisted into those movies that make them kind of dated to that exact period of time but uh um yeah that's the problem but yeah I I think Andor has like all these problems fixed Andor has great dialogue great setting dude the pardon Andor spoilers spoilers plug your ears kind of minor spoilers minor spoilers but it is a spoiler plug your ears the par in Andor when when they break out of the prison and he goes I can't swim I can't swim and he's like what and then before he can hear the next word he gets knocked off the side it's like the [ __ ] most powerful scene in All Star Wars bro it's actually the most powerful scene in all the movies and the show it's it's incredible chills dude it's so good it's so sad it's so good it's so earned you know what I'm saying you can't have a moment like that without setting everything up to earn it and they did they do it for episodes and episodes they set it up and set it up and set it up and then they earn it they earn the payoff and they don't and you know what's [ __ ] crazy that Disney didn't make them bring him back to life he they just never show him again they don't show you what happened to him they don't show you if he lived they don't show you if he died they just leave it up to you and move on it's so brilliant it's so brilliant uh I can only imagine that some executive is like and let's make a a spin-off show about him where we show him crawling out of the water it's just so [ __ ] I hope he never comes back I hope he never comes back it would be such a brilliant Choice all right you can unmute you can unmute uh okay next one yeah I like this one because I thought it was [ __ ] true this just resonated with me long pressing your power button to force shut down a laptop feels like choking someone with a pillow to death I don't know why this resonated with me but it's actually so real because I have to do it sometimes with this with the [ __ ] old crashing computer it there's something about it where you're just like you're squeezing the life out of it and I never thought of it like that but it you're like go to sleep go to sleep and then it just cuts it's like the perfect tweet this is the perfect tweet it's a fun observational humor on life that I uh there's a rush to it what are you doing in this situation and we got a gator with some money I'm going band for band with him it's cool that he's touching a little paper but I got to remind him it's levels to this yeah facts the same dude the same it's like he what he's doing is he's he's doing new money you know what I'm saying he's flexing and I'm gonna show him what it's about you need to keep that [ __ ] Diversified private Off the Grid don't don't flash the cash in public that's how you get it lost okay R remind him that he might have some motion but to the one that's really moving he might as well be standing [Laughter] still [ __ ] facts dude facts Nick Cannon wants to give all 11 of his kids the opportunity to connect with him on Father's Day bro is going to send them a Microsoft teams link there was a lot of memes on this this is this one I picked it is [ __ ] crazy that he wants to give all of his kids the opportunity to connect with him uh yeah less kids than Elon or about the Same by the way Elon they found another hidden child in case you were wondering another one with an employee another employee separate employee of neuralink that he had kids with uh bro has more hidden kids than Drake yeah gotta book a webinars to say hi to your [Laughter] dad that's just you're not going to get a word in edgewise with 11 people in a call uh uh photo from 1930 shows Adolf Hitler taking a nap in Bavaria oh you're epie you know who else took a little girl nap that's right Adolf Hitler not so cute now is it h showing this to my Discord where they all talk about being epe all the time okay wake up wake up like a true American Patriot like FDR okay uh epie is is is Nazi connotations I'm always EP because I hate the woke yeah I read Theory the king who came shorts I shouldn't laugh at that that's stupid that's stupid that's dumb the king who came is a stupid title on its own that's not that's not intelligent humor that's not best Tweets my wife deleted social media off her phone recently today I caught her scrolling through her venmo feed like an alcoholic drinking [Laughter] Listerine Ari sort of does this Ari deleted um what did she delete she wanted to quit Reddit she was like scrolling reddits so she deleted Reddit off her phone but then I saw her like I feel like she was reading dig again or something she was doing something I mean she was she was definitely like trying she still had her phone at the same [ __ ] time you know what I'm saying she was still uh re you know she hadn't replaced the need to be on her phone reading something mindlessly so it didn't solve the problem um speaking of girlfriend or or wife uh this is my girlfriend the second I put on a movie I'm excited to show her and I just want to show you this because this is [ __ ] true this is [ __ ] true the reason I bring that up is because whenever I want to show Ari a movie there's a 50% chance I get this okay and then she at the end of it I she's like doesn't she's like I didn't really like it you didn't you didn't watch it you didn't watch it you didn't watch it he say always in his own world he really quiet for real let he know you he funny as hell though but if he know you type [ __ ] you get what I'm saying like he just always in his own world he really quiet for real let he know you he funny as hell though but if he know you type [ __ ] you get what I'm saying like bro what's funny though is sometimes she'll do it on her own so she watched I'm roasting Ari for some reason AR's my Queen by the way uh but she watched like a I forget maybe it was killers of the flower Moon I don't know like a three-hour plus movie obviously a real [ __ ] slog of a movie but she put it on by herself like I was streaming she watched the whole thing at the end of it was like eh I didn't really like it too much talking and but she didn't watch she was on her phone the whole time she did like nothing happened they were just talking and I was like but you didn't is there a scene you even remember remember Nosh she's right I'm I'm not I'm guessing the movie I don't think it was killers of flower Moon oh this was [ __ ] crazy this is uh Jiang XU a 7 foot5 16-year-old Chinese female basketball star look at her on the court look how op she is [Laughter] look at this motion grab it turn around put it in no one look at the girls trying to guard [Laughter] her it's it's completely Unstoppable look at all three there's three of them and they can't do anything it's like little sister little brother it there's nothing they can do this this part is so stupid she gets the ball turns around there's absolutely nothing three of them can do they just stare at her and she Oh What A Dream dude what a dream the other people on our team must be seething I feel like everybody in this game is seething except for her there's just no points she do she it's a complete domination there's just it's it's such an outlandish physical Gap uh anyway her her dad is 7 feet tall her mom is 6'6 she's 7 fo5 so taller than both of them that's 7 foot5 is crazy 7 foot5 oh speaking of Harry Potter speaking of quidditch this AI har Potter drill mix is a [Music] banger youngest try was e Cedric are you dizzy CH J want a blow bang on the quy pesky pixie wave the fire whiskey ch's too busy so a Snapchat chny 68 seven stacking bands up in green got l m open the vault when the boy KN R already say stop silly it's Hagrid and Harry BR in my palm but it's calm now open carry not turn Al no Valley French thing in the side car when I put the long snout in a Patty I'm in the M scouting make wet like a f the need a quick me back to the h under knees like a you're all right F did you know thatly we blit off theow back max me and gr on a double tap I should not have said that man straight Savage link gang through one I pass your Fe make your boot to your head Max damage they up another house C now we're inside mad eyes po juice got me disgu me and Harry shut down the function sorry Professor not tell lies uh I'm enjoying the references I did enjoy the a millennial is going to enjoy the references don't get me wrong a little crass for my tastes I gotta say a little crass but I like when he said Hogs me I mean it seems like it was obviously written by humans and they just use the AI for the voices which is funny it's like uh yeah it's like the SpongeBob stuff like glorb um [Laughter] apparently there's more wa wait wait wait wait one [Music] more millennial SK [Music] it one cl bag stop acting silly i' got a pack of the gly free man with me I'm in a black to wh withed George and in the field shout big thr that's Billy and I'm sat on a ruin my algorithm this is going to ruin it some but shots ands popping box like the jelly TOS never run from an but we run from the cops see me flish like blocks that Ro get fed get all right I'm G stop this I'm GNA stop this powerful stuff though powerful stuff future of Music excited to be there uh this one OJ Simpson says he avoids Los Angeles because he feels like he may be sitting next to whoever did it I feel that that's actually I'm afraid every day in LA because they never caught that killer do you know what I'm saying that he's still at large and I I I I feel like he could be walking the he or she could be walking the streets next to me it sucks to OJ to have to go through the world without ever finding his wife's killer hopefully uh twitch can find it um first time in a cinema USSR 1924 wow look at all these Willam defos I don't really see it I only see that one as William defo I guess it's kind of different eras of William defo uh okay when of you guys link this insane Facebook AI slop so much going on there babies's adorable happy birthday to me but I haven't received any blessings yet today is my birthday because I'm poor and it's an AI generated Soldier without legs in the middle of a command station next to an American flag with gigantic shoes that's crazy probably a 100,000 likes and the comments being like wow great to seeing a true American hero I don't see uh there's 70 stars in the flag yeah because it's set in the future when we Annex Canada I'll skip this one oh you sent me a doc tweet doc told me not to post this because he's smiling but oh well he was smiling because I was a minor too soon too soon too soon too soon too soon day of day of you're putting that in best Tweets uh and that that's it and that's our best Tweets of the month that was our finale oh God we end on a controversy good luck editing that one [Laughter] quack good luck editing that uh does anyone have any more oh we can check out yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait what's the uh let's see if there's any more on that Facebook AI slop account keeps playing the stop playing Harry Potter songs in the quidd world cup uh this is crazy this is crazy it's image of babies in the womb and they're wearing diapers they already have diapers on it's like probably some anti-abortion thing and why don't pictures like this ever Trend and it's [ __ ] I guess sperm chasing in egg what what the hell is going on I can't watch this this are going to be bad beautiful cabin crew Scarlet Johansson and it's a [ __ ] helicopter lifting up Jesus Christ legs I can't click this anymore this this is there's no there's no I saw this so you have to see this I saw this so you have to see it it's pregnant Jesus and Pregnant Satan with a pregnant woman holding a happy birthday cake you have to see this hash meganfox cabin crew amen amen amen amen God bless God bless Jesus God bless uh oh my God these are horrendous here's a great closer just a modern classic this is a great closer and a modern classic that's that's stupid no it's stupid it's not a great closer nor a modern classic obviously obviously space queen Emily everyone's link this one what is this oh it's based on the hiding of likes they translated this Japanese man's post gone are the days of bookmarking by scouring the like section of Insidious anime icons from now on the age of the Samurai will only survive those who retweet pornography a real [ __ ] Ronin a real [ __ ] samurai warrior publicly sharing uh very 21st century photo yeah this one is relatable no that's stupid I'm not even uh [Laughter] uh this one's pretty good yeah I'm switching to Apple music and it's the new Spotify playlists the standing on business mix the Riz mix the Gat mix the freaky mix and the dulu mix Jesus Christ post your g mix right now where's skibbidy huh where's the skibbidy mix what is dulu delusional bro what's on the dulu mix I have to know I'm gonna play I'm gonna play my let me open this up let's see what it gives me when I play I don't have Spotify installed on this [ __ ] computer I'm installing Spotify dude I don't want it for Microsoft apps you [ __ ] deranged windows I want I just want the [ __ ] oh oh my God it literally is trying to force me to put in Microsoft apps I don't want to okay new login login login log in log in log in okay I'm logged in oh dude okay please it has two Factor okay okay in case someone wants to [ __ ] crack into my Spotify and see my [ __ ] mix dude it has two Factor fine fine fine fine fine fine give me the code then okay here it is okay now we are officially logged in to Spotify now I can open it right yeah yeah continue to the app yeah allow okay now where do I see my dulu mix where do I see it uh uh dulu oh here it is [Music] okay the vod's getting [ __ ] oh hopefully quack downloaded the VOD quack get this VOD out of here like the last Chopper out of Nom dude play your rmic I did dude it was like [ __ ] J Cole and some [ __ ] like [ __ ] that wouldn't work it was jcole but then I also had some old Kanye [Music] uh all right folks we did best Tweets is there anything else that we wanted to talk about um this may be chuckle what is this the unique aspect ratio of the lighthouse 20 19 was deliberately chosen so that a subway surfer's video could be viewed beside it and still fill the full 16x9 frame smart very smart very smart very intelligent okay that's what Forward Thinking directors have to think about I know this is a meme but the lighthouse is one of the least boring movies ever that's a bold claim uh I haven't seen it is that does that hold up is it one of the least boring movies ever it's slow but not boring okay it's very good but hella boring interesting well I want to watch killers of the flower Moon that's my [ __ ] that's what I want to do um because I still haven't seen it but it's so long may tweet but it's still good what some guy was bothering me at work at my pizza pizza place so I carved his stupid [ __ ] Roblox Avatar into a parsnip so my fish could eat him that's czy normal and healthy how would you know what his Roblox Avatar was that's crazy uh interesting maybe they works on Roblox did you uh all right I think we got enough tweets we got enough uh good stuff I don't know if anyone else has any juice anything else to talk about um I was thinking of playing a we could watch something we could watch something um problem is there's not really enough time to play Elden ring maybe we watch that MKBHD video I'm doing Elder ring tomorrow Wednesdays here's the plan I'm trying trying to stick to this schedule and I think it's going to work we've we're two days into the schedule and we've crushed it okay Margy Monday and [ __ ] best Tweets Wednesdays and Thursdays are gaming days I just game on Wednesdays and Thursdays and I want to game because I want to play more Elder ring I played a little Elder ring today to be honest I didn't do any bosses or anything but I played today um so oh debate on Thursday yeah Thursday is Stan's gaming into debate which should be [ __ ] great and we can't watch house or boys house because the season sucks and boys because we're caught up debate on what debate the presidential debate although the Trump might drop out is what it's looking like um 5m 5m wait what did someone just gift 5m oh watch Community bro I should have removed that a long time ago Tusk I appreciate that you are uh a doubter that's all that shows me dropping 5m just shows me that you bet doubt a lot during Elden ring that doesn't I'm not I don't feel like I'm being uh shown something I've already told people that whoever buys that it doesn't do anything because we're not watching season six of community until the movie until the movie I'm not going to start it now and then no once the movie comes out we're going to watch it all in a binge so instead I'll have to give you something special which is this Tusk Act 4 you you get [ __ ] I deboot it okay I have to [ __ ] change it on a different there you get that until end of stream good job King good job uh let's watch let's watch damn I don't know dude something I don't want to actually suggest videos we need a video that's like 15 to 20 minutes long interesting fun we learn something I'm not going to do MKBHD because I we talked about it so much I want something else I want something 15 we're not going to watch Community I have a plan I'm not going to do one episode now and then change it we're going to do it all in a row I'm not watching Community this just not happening it would be so stupid we we already watched John Oliver unless there's a new new one John Oliver we already watched John Oliver yesterday Dunkey I'm sure that Dunkey video is funny but I'm also sure it's just going to be clips of him playing a game and then little CPS over it um and laughing uh is there a new Japan analysis no we're caught up on that we watched that this trust what is this when I was in How High School dominated Esports no thank you though 9 Minute vid um Nike's facing its worst performance in years could be interesting could be interesting I just spent a year of uh that one's too long please watch the Dunkey video it's so funny bro that means you already watched it and it came out today that means you just watched it you laughed at it and you would like me to rewatch it so that it's psychotic that's psychotic Behavior Uh two-minute video with a cat and a turtle in it they are friends that sounds cute but I I need a 10 to 15 there are an abundance of I need like uh Monopoly goes evil strategy to make you poor all we're going to watch this only because I have a friend who is addicted to this [Music] game and has a million views so why do we have French subtitles in a world of Illusions and temptations lies a silent Predator that promises you connection but Pride on Deception Monopoly go the latest mobile game app of the classic board game so it seems the industry hails it as a phenomenon as this free game made over $2 billion in under a year but this staggering amount didn't come from game sales but instead from its nearly 8 million daily players or payers spending money inside of it they don't know that this board game is in fact a cunningly calculated system designed to hook and deceive this isn't just a tale of a mobile game this is a story of millions of players not realizing that beneath this phenomenal board game all may this video is too hyperbolic because I don't I think their monetization is the same as everything else right just gotcha uh what is crazy is how much money it has made though she spend more time on talking about just the sheer I mean Monopoly goes has been such a phenomenal insane success uh I think yeah two billion in 10 months I mean I wonder how much the actual board game is made in its [ __ ] lifetime two billion dollar is such an absurd amount in 10 months uh okay great vid trust hello this is a 10-hour vid about Harry Potter and gay space communism that's not it's not going to work link is speedrun actually insane we're a threeh hour video of link is playing Wind Waker not one of you has linked something [ __ ] real Jimmy high roller this math problem bro what are you guys's algorithms you got anything that's Banger there's no denying Banger Banger Banger heat heat heat what Happ with Nvidia this is my [ __ ] video uh good video interesting interesting why the US drops 14.7 million worms on Panama every week why do they do that it has two million views in two weeks it's probably a heater all I'll try it fact there's a roughly 86% chance that today the day you're watching this the United States airri dropped to millions of live flies over the Panama Columbia border and no it wasn't one of our classic pranks like when we dropped that big pie on B no this is a part of a decades long collaboration that keeps nearly the entire North American continent safe from and bear with me here the exact species of fly were dropping but this massive intricate and deeply weird quote idiotic insect sex scheme is actually working but how what on a day-to-day basis does it take to keep flying flesh eating freaks out of this much space the short answer a 24/7 bug Factory planes boats trucks loads of inspectors x-rays cow blood wound paint and this is true dnut holes also grit and gumption and the spirit of a champion but as for the long answer it starts with knowing our enemy the new world screw worm and I know neither you nor I want to look at them so here's the plan one we're putting in a progress bar two I've encouraged my editors to make this as metaphorical as possible three Dancing Clown so here we go first they're not nice guys if they were still bugging around the us today they'd be costing Farmers somewhere in the ballpark of a billion dollars in dead livestock a year and it's not just cattle at risk these things can infect even kill any living are these the the things that cause uh mad cow disease like they get in the brain oh warm-blooded mammal yes including people yes including your dog yes including gritty these bad boys are about twice the size of a normal house f and a thousand times as rude their 10 to 30-day lifespan begins when females lay their eggs hundreds at a time in a live animal's open wound tick bites scratches fresh belly buttons they hatch as worms and hook into the animal's flesh which they then eat which is extremely painful and often deadly for the host animal once the wormies are fattened up they drop to the ground pupate emerge as flies and the cycle repeats okay we're done this is Edward S he grew up dealing with screw worms on his family's farm and went on to spend most most of his career researching them and here was his big finding female screw worms only mate once in their lives which means that if you can mess that up they destroy themselves in a couple generations and after many years and many Thursday afternoon trips to the military hospital with his buddy Raymond to blast worm larvey with x-rays Kipling learned that you can sterilize a fly if you X-ray it 5.5 to 5.7 days into its pupil stage that Discovery is the backbone of what I'm calling the Great American worm wall you can't see from space face or from the ground it's invisible but it's nevertheless an extremely tight border here's how it works here in pakora Panama this Factory employs 115 people to cook up and CH out sterile screw worms 20 million of them a week the young flies are raised in a series of humidity and temperature controlled rooms that mimic the warm and inviting atmosphere of an open wound they eat a nasty Brown goop made of reconstituted milk egg and powdered cow's blood thickened with some cellulose which is actually good to know because I have all this powdered cow's blood in my cabinet which I bought for like one recipe and now I have all this left over and nothing to use it for so no where do they once the worms are old enough they each get hit with radioactive Cobalt 60 and it's off to the airport the sterilized pupe aring coolers then get sorted into trays and once they grow into adult flies they go to a cold room where they get nice and sleepy before what is sure to be one of the craziest possible days any creature on this planet can have but now the fun part airplanes something on my The Joint us Panama commission that runs this whole thing also a heavy lifting acronym uses retired military turbo prop planes that have been specially retrofitted to drop flies through the floor of the plane at an adjustable rate Once Upon a Time technicians just threw cardboard boxes out but those didn't always open on impact which defeated the whole purpose over the course of a 4-Hour flight the plane will drop 2.1 million flies over this region of Panama flies that will wake up as they hurdle down to earth to eradicate their own species or as I like to put it the screw worms screw worms to screw screw worms now the math whizzes among you may have worked out that 2.1 million flies over six weekly flights doesn't add up to the 20 million the factory produces weekly there's plenty of use for the leftovers see the new world screw worm hasn't actually been eradicated from all of North America Cuba for example still has them and they're still rampant in South America so all those excess worms fight outbreaks when they happen Aruba had ones in 2004 and 2011 and when they popped up in the Florida Keys in 2016 the USDA rocked up with 190 million flies released three generations and rearic them in a matter of months also part of that effort they had 200 people trolling around the keys feeding infected deer anti-parasite Med stuffed in dnut holes which implies the existence of a federal dut budget or FDB which is exciting to me so they make a bunch of sterile female screwworm flies then release them so that the males can't find an actually fertile female or they make sterile males sterile males oh because the female can only reproduce once I see so it wastes the cycle I see I see I see I see I see but this also brings up another part of the worm wall the ground game yes the Its Raining Men Strat does a lot but Copeg also monitors animals across the Darion ensuring fertile screwworms that slip through the cracks don't make it far they work from 13 field posts traveling on boat horse and motorcycle to monitor at risk Farms every Farm gets an inspection either monthly four monthly or annually depending how Copeg has assessed their risk and cattle leaving the Daran all get inspected and any worms they have get coated in anti-parasite paint that would kill any screw worms that might be in there in all the worm wall costs about $15 million a year more money than the worm wall in my apartment cost but an incredible deal for the money and lives it saves but the project didn't come out of the gates this well oiled or this cheap see after scientists proed the sterile insect technique would work on screw rooms I mean this is kind of cool it's like an example of government working you know of like a project that seems difficult being overcome and a good coordinated effort it's like a w i I didn't hear about this uh that seems like a good use of tax it's like an efficient use of money Cal the USDA took up the project here that's why we should privatize it yeah I was just thinking that I was just thinking so my thoughts are we should try to save a little money by privatizing this okay we should put this in the hand of some Corporation who can then charge for each time they do it a business would be more efficient at this job uh and if the business suddenly realizes that letting the screw worms through and investing all of America would increase their profits cuz then they could then they could charge every state individually to clean up well that's just a bonus cuz they'd be [ __ ] raking in the cash dude it would create more jobs in the screw protection industry least of the Mississippi in 1957 2 years later screwworms were gone from the southeast and the effort moved West we declared ourselves screwworm free by 1966 and had a sterile fly Factory up and running in Texas but maintaining the Border in the west proved challenging and expensive maybe because while the Eastern range of the fly was bordered by water the Western Range was bordered by well more range with that in mind in 1972 the US struck up a deal with Mexico instead of having to maintain a 2,000 M Great American worm wall at the US Mexico border how about we eradicate all the way down to here the ismus of tantek which is only 120 M across the two countries agreed to split the bill based on the value of the livestock it would save in each Place Mexico paid 20% while the US paid 80% and by 1982 the Texas worm Factory was closed by in meico and Mexico declared Sonora and Baja California Norte worm free but why stop there if you're going to move the worm border here why not move it here and so began the not always smooth process of trying to work an agreement with every individual country in Central America having them work alongside the US with whom they didn't all have a awesome relationships at the time to go screwworm free and it worked from 1987 to 2006 they eradicated the screwworm from all these places with the Central American country splitting costs with the us at a ratio of 15 to 85 and the US and Panama ending up with share responsibility for Staffing the border and Colombia still having to give monthly permission to copc to drop a bunch of screwworms in the part of the buffer zone They control all to say the Great American worm wall is a pretty amazing thing it's effective it saves tons of lives and money and it does its job so well that most of us don't even know it's there put another way it's a great example of what's possible when you comb passionate if slightly wacky SCI with government agencies that are actually willing to foot the bill for weird expensive but ultimately great solutions to big problems too bad that lesson isn't applicable literally anywhere else oh well Yik okay so remember earlier when I said I had a bunch of P interesting um what about crypto flies tell me more crypto flies each person owns a crypto fly that lives for 30 days which has a chance to repopulate increasing its value okay okay that I'm I'm gonna swim on that idea that sounds really good uh oh you know what I want to watch is [ __ ] Elden ring lore but I guess I'll wait till I'm farther in the game [Music] watch this and ban me if you don't like it all right this is the last thing we watch it's called Turtle cats fantasy and the stream is over thank you again to tus act thank you again Tusk act for the five million uh Atri coin that you earned from doubting uh thanks for watching best sweets today tomorrow we are back with Game Day game day we're going to play some Elden ring we're going to Vibe we're going to talk about some new stories if you have anything interesting to talk about bring it to the beginning sevens appreciate you have a great night enjoy your day we're gonna raid linkis s because he's live I'm guessing give linkis some love and then Thursday we are back with uh a little bit of games with stands bye good night appreciate you I adios amigos bye

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sunlight and how much sunlight each map of [Music] sunlight this right yeah annual sunshine hours map of the world and Europe is like has so little sunshine and Germany has so little and then here I live here in this little red dot it's the worst um and literally I moved to Washington the state of Washington spec well not only but largely to get to Colder Weather and it was still super warm and Washington which is one of the coldest states in the country is up here congrats on getting a bigger audience point Abby white Doug is still here what the hell like up here it's is green which is the same weather as Spain so for me to in know living in America I was like I want to live in a colder part of the country I regret to inform you that you are once again late how do you wish to I plead not guilty for me going to the coldest state that we have in the country or one of the coldest is the equivalent of moving to Spain like it's so dumb I want to live where it's like overcast and cold all the time that's my favorite weather try Minnesota well okay most parts of the country that are cold are just frigidly horrifically cold during the winter and then during the summer it's still really hot right it's still like humid and really hot so that doesn't help that just makes it worse during the winter at least here the winters are nice in Los Angeles you know what I mean I just wish I live in a place that was overcast and cold all the time that's what I would love I I would I think I would love the weather in in most of Europe Vancouver Canada is basically the same weather as Seattle they're very like physically close so it's it's quite similar there it's not that um much colder it's still hot in the summer you need an air conditioner to be comfortable you should move to Vancouver we just entered the rainy season yeah I mean I love I love Vancouver I I love the weather in Washington I I hate the weather in La I'm sad to leave my favorite weather or at least the best weather I've lived in in the country hey is this your last stream before hibernation um I mean kind of I mentioned yesterday I'm not going to be streaming much for the next month I'll still be streaming probably on average once a week but I don't think I'm going to stream next week at all because I just have to get ahead on stuff to be fair Europe is not as cold as a map would imply because of the GTH stream I don't know what you mean Chicken on the moon hey donut first time cheering and streams are a big inspiration for for me much love to you and chat and yeah Washington just got out of its annual on Fire season yeah I love I mean I will say the the yeah the best seasons were fall and spring in Washington but they only last like a month or two each where it's like perfect weather it's not that much time out of the Year where the weather is really nice but I would still prefer like super cold versus super hot any day German weather's the same as Michigan but it's just like overcast all the time right Texas is hot and cold right Texas is either really really hot or really really cold it sucks isn't Washington getting hit by hurricane in Sacramento that doesn't make any sense you should try Russia I don't think I'm going to try any of these things I'm probably going to continue to live on the west coast of America but hopefully further north peppita and olive oil chugger from PX here hope La is going well also have you heard about the Doug flag I think it'll make you smile I have not heard about the Doug flag in Finland there's a period where Winter lasts for more than 24 hours yeah that would be brutal that would be really rough I I love cold weather with little sunlight but if it was literally zero sunlight I think I would I would struggle probably but I I certainly am way on the spectrum of not liking sunlight versus the average person like I am super happy for it to be overcast every day for months I love it Doug the Gulf Stream pushes warm air from the tropics into Europe everyone knows I don't well so what why why does that screw up this map I don't understand why that would make this map inaccurate also Detroit Lions we're crushing it this year we're [ __ ] nuts for all the people who uh watch sports like a real nerd it's because of the golf stream right nobody likes [Music] Sports hour of sun is not the same as cold weather well it's just like less sunlight that's what I like it's having less Sun I know it's not temperature okay I get what you okay got it I get what you mean I get what you mean I for me not having direct sunlight is ideal I I want to be like a vampire that doeser it's not the map is inaccurate it's that it doesn't predict temperature got it okay okay got it got it got it to me though a warm day that is overcast is really [Music] nice there's also a period where the Summer where the sun doesn't set Bel hold the Horizon I think finland's weather seems a bit extreme for me I think I would like German weather and I think that probably the reason why I hate sunlight and want to be was stream today but I need to watch the G stream to make her War okay right um my suspicion is that probably the reason I dislike the Sun and like overcast so much is because my ancestors are all from Germany so presumably I have some sort of genetic you know disposition towards that kind of weather Germany is not overcast all the time isn't it isn't it overcast a shitload of the time isn't ger I mean look at the map like look at how little sunlight there is and the UK I thought the UK and Germany had like very little sunlight that's not real that's what this map is saying it's saying that there's very little annual Sunshine hours I'm not saying it's literally overcast every day but in like proportionally to most places in the world has a lot less colorful sounds thank you for the gifted Subs I appreciate it thank you literally incorrect I you guys are I this you're wrong also referred to as the Cascadian flag old Doug or simply the Doug is an unofficial flag of the Cascadia by region of orgo Washington and British Columbia can we raid the Gulf Stream after this so Co I don't want to raid maybe I'll consider it if I win we'll raid if I lose we'll raid the golf stream all right hi Doug games have you finally admitted defeat to two D Platformers huh no I'm just spreading my my victory across the continent of gaming could you just appreciate weather for once says there are words just there in the Pacific Ocean totally not realistic 010 this is not guys are wrong you're just wrong I'm a correct man I lived in England for a bit can confirm the weather is pretty similar as the West Coast huh look up the weather right now I'm worried it'll dox me okay all right I I got to get started on playing video games you guys aren't here to talk and hang out and have a good time here for me to sunlight annually we get a lot less sunlight true but we get a lot more during summer but way way less during winter fair enough so maybe it's just really skewed and Tori thank you for the 12 months man appreciate it golf stream speedrun when that's not a thing okay um okay ready anytime I'm going to pause the alerts for a while by the way while um I talk mad [ __ ] guys don't tell her I said this but aby's a real [ __ ] so just please be kind as we go through the stream I'm kidding she's like the nicest person I've ever [Music] met Abby Bagel you son of a gun can I can I swear on your channel yeah absolutely you mother flipper you piece of bull shrimp I'm going to whoop some some butt today and [ __ ] win okay okay that's that seems uh Fair what if I told you that I'm amazing at Humongous Entertainment Games and that I'm actually going to beat your ass at every single one of these D face I say also I nicknamed our combined communities while you were getting ready okay we're the class holes because you're the classroom and I'm the bigel hole CU you're an [ __ ] like my community yeah also that but we're the class holes together okay I would that's not what would jump out to me as like I would have thought you would combine Abby and Doug in some way well that's not as creative okay I no I'm in I'll I'll uh we'll we'll we'll put put put into the class hole so I let me I'm you got the list right it looks like so put putut joins the parade okay yeah so do we want to just start in order like is that I that feel I think so so the first one okay wait wait like we should give a quick we should give a quick primer for everybody actually super quick primer when's the last time you streamed uh June okay it's not like a giant thing I didn't know if you hadn't stream for like two years or three years or something the last time I was streaming regularly was two years ago at least um and I haven't been streaming super regularly but I have upgraded a lot of my setup um and so I was just telling my chat I was like every I had to like basically remake all of my stream stuff and so it's real janky like my sound was all off and stuff like that and I got a new mic which sounds good until I get too close to it cuz I don't have a pop filter like it's all it's like it's like wow this is so good and you like look closer and it's all like held together with like Scotch tape tell Mom we want to go with her stay my class holdg no you have to sorry my viewers are saying you have to stay here in the classroom you're not allowed you're getting detention if you leave over to Mom's house okay um so I guess so that's uh your name is Abby correct yeah my name is Abby Bagel um I mean a lot of your viewers a good conversation starting line by the way for people looking how to like get better at socializing that's a good way to kick it off Yeah by introducing yourself no by saying your name is Abby and then you just stop yeah oh okay yeah yeah like your name is Doug end of conversation right yeah yeah um um well why don't we go around the classroom and introduce ourself um okay I'm Doug you're Abby okay so humongous games are these classic point-and-click adventure games you might know them from such Classics as Pajama Sam or Spy Fox and Dry Cereal or Freddy fish but putt putt I think think is the most popular series but you and I never played it right yeah I've played all of the Freddy fish games one of my first streams was playing all of the Freddy fish streams back to back to back um but I've never played Pajama Sam or putt putt dude how you not Play Pajama Sam oh my God I know well I did watch you play Pajama Sam I love that video it's a fun one me and quotes right um yeah well yeah okay so these are games that are made for ages three 3 to eight plus 32y olds um they couldn't fit that last one on the box so these are games that I think take like an hour for like a normal human child to beat and we are going to speedrun them yeah and we combined probably have the IQ of a human child so this should be really good I think they're going to cancel out yeah like our ages will cancel out like we'll turn into yeah I think there's like 3 to 8 years of age between you and me and so that that's what we're working with 3 to8 is kind of the age demographic for this game so I think that's honestly perfect yeah yeah also I'm opening up the parade one because I feel like it's going to be insanely loud oh yeah oh crap dude oh shoot oh flip I forgot to install the games how is oh Jesus it's G to take like two seconds they're like all like hold on yeah let's see two megabytes it took I think like 2 minutes on mine it was like very quick put join oh my God it's so loud this takes it's the loudest game 140 megabytes I think I'm going to be okay so loud okay I'm downloading it now and finished okay um cool so it's so loud there are six total putt putt games if we don't count the seventh we have purchased every game on Steam and the plan is that we're going to speedrun through them not knowing anything about the games at the same time whoever can beat the first game putt put joins the parade faster we'll get one point on the board and then we're going to move on to the second game put put goes to the moon and whoever beats that one faster gets one point the first to get three points to speedrun three of the five games faster wins that is the challenge yes okay and I I have a question are we cuz using Escape in these games like usually skips are we allowed to use Escape or click through or are we just going to like vanilla like having to watch all the cut scenes and stuff that's a good question what do you think so okay here here's the thing with these games there as far as I can tell there's no way to put subtitles on so yeah there is not we just have to listen to this like really really old lowquality audio which is very funny um it's good so here's the here's the thing you could skip through dialogue and cinematics and stuff but then the problem like because then it's a sort of skill-based game where you can try to skip things but then you won't know the context of what's Happening although chat seems to really want the lore yeah that's fair that I feel like they definitely want to see the whole game obviously as a game that's like very it's this is like a AAA title obviously so this is like $60 yeah you know how it's you know how they have all the little clickables around the game that you can click on it's funny if we not allowed to skip cuz then every anytime you one of those like oh no oh no I have to move on yeah like yeah yeah yeah okay you have to watch all of it yeah also have you ever seen a speedrun for any of the other games like have you ever watched a speedrun no so I want you to know that I at one point thought I was going to get into speedr running the Freddy fish games okay and that was like really fun for a little bit but I have to say like the guy who holds every single um world record for like all of the other ones at least I haven't watched any of the the putt put ones so don't worry about our our our validity of our speedruns here but um most of them were like a minute uh and they're basically like you can't see any of the game they they just click through the entire thing like they're very very fast yeah so I would recommend if you're looking for a minute of content to watch it's very crazy and it's very fun the guy who does them is like named plank or something I've watched him stream before a great dude okay interesting so the question is without us knowing what's going on and using Escape how quickly can we do this I really be a little longer I think we just start and we hope for the best but yeah okay no skips using Escape if we I'm going to say like if cuz it just clicking doesn't usually Advance you necessarily so I guess like if we misclick we'll just yeah yeah we'll just say yeah just we'll just say no pressing escape and then we try not to I think if you do a clickable and it does a little animation you don't have to like wait for the end of the animation sure um but you can just it's basically you just can't skip dialogue and and cut scenes and whatnot um sure other and then are we are we allow I know we talked about this a little bit do we want chat's help or do we want like chat to not help yeah yeah so I'm thinking as as long as you are on board with this that chat you guys are allowed to give advice but it has to be incorrect right that way we have no idea if it's correct like you just have to give really bad ideas if you're offering to help ideally don't help but if you do it has to be bad because that way we don't actually know if we can trust anything ideally you guys just make comments that are just broadly about what's going on not about solving the puzzles yeah that seems fair enough okay I think I want like anti ideas like I just really I want to be L asay right yeah yeah yeah like you guys are trying to like my chat is here's what here's what I'll do um and you can set whatever number of gifted Subs you want if I lose this overall thing today I'll give 25 Subs Okay so that means my chat is incentivized to make me lose and to give me bad advice all right same here I I'll give I I'll I'll go in on that with you 25 is a lot okay only if you okay I only want you to commit to 25 if that comes out of Eric's bank account it does okay perfect perfect I mean he pays me so it is technically his money but I can for Go I mean can you just get the company card from him and buy the gifted Subs with that so yeah this is like technically a work thing right cuz we're networking right now we are networking yeah that's true this is a work thing yeah that's valid yeah I guess as long we have to discuss business at some point for this to be deductible so we'll just do it now have you done your taxes yet yeah great all right we're in the clear okay we're done we're we're great okay let me wait the game just starts when you boot it up right there's no like menu or whatnot I think there was an intro but mine was so loud that I muted it and so now I'm just on a idle like I'm on a I'm on a screen but not looking at it but I do want to make sure that my yeah go ahead cuz I want to make sure that like my uh stuff is all set up so I'm going to I'm going to switch to the game but I'm not looking I just need to make sure it's set up which it currently is not yeah yeah okay I'm downloading an update which is scary weird I hope hang shatters a game I'm installing an update for a game that is literally 31 years old what do you mean this game is better than Elden ring uh it's better than breath of the wild it's better than all of the those games combined why is it so what what's interesting is so humongous games for people who don't know uh for for the tots in the in the audience humongous games made these children's adventure games in the 90s and they were really popular back then um and so put Putt and Freddy fish and pajama Sal and all that but they made it over the over the course of like a like a decade right and so I think putt put is like one of the earliest ones so the quality is going to be pretty bad as we start this and then it'll get a lot better as we go on the latest one is 8 years later or 7 years later put put enters the race is 1999 that's like so much later yeah that's that is a lot later uh I was looking up because I was like how old is this and apparently uh the first one was 1992 which is older than me okay um but I know it's maybe not older than you I would have been hi I'm pup come join me on my adventure ready to go I opened it is there a Men no wait did you get to the like did you get to like the sun part uh I I I'm I'm on putt put I see puffet on the screen but I'm trying not to look at anything um but he's just chilling he's like hopping up and down a little bit oh okay all right hold on let me get through which I guess is post intro so I I don't even think we're going to know what's going on but I can infer a little bit by the title okay is he's like I'll turn radio he's like going aage right oh I can okay yeah he I'm missing I think we should close the game and then restart it at the at the timer yeah that sounds fair I just want to make sure that there's like a radio talking and I feel like we're going to miss context no that's valid I have mine muted right now cuz it's so loud yeah the I just want to people that look at the difference this is what put putt looks like in the key art this very cute adorable cartoon and then this he's terrifying he's horrifying in the yeah I I'm scared of putt putt all right I've closed the game he's just a little guy okay I'm closing mine too there is a menu in like the the launcher that they use for this that I adjusted my volume on oh okay I I'm just using my go XLR I'm just going to pull it down but then I'll I'll have to blast it super loud to hear the the Audio I just want to remind everybody the audio quality is going to be really bad and there's no subtitles which is like half the challenge of this I think is understanding what what they're saying um I'm excited there is a thing that says it has subtitles but I don't actually know if those work I haven't tried it yeah it's in the menu I'm just going to not and cuz I don't want to make this any worse but yeah there should be subtitles oh is subtitles cheating though no I mean I don't know if it's cheating it make it a lot easier to figure out what's going on for sure yeah um just let me know because I I'm going to open it but then it's probably going to like mess up the my scene for it so I'm just going to like fix it after we start oh right it does change the seed yeah all hold on let me see if there are subtitles let me go through the or the scene not the seed I don't know if this game has like different RNG to it that'd be crazy well there is right cuz it always ran is there at least the later humongous games always have I don't know I don't think Freddy fish ever did so I'm not sure I guess there there's like some of them CU you have to like figure out who you know is like who done it type thing but yeah yeah it always changes right so I assume that's it's like like we'll have different know that was the same yeah we'll have different um different different challenges every time that's part of it which would beol okay okay I like that I do not see a setting for subtitles there's a horn and that's it oh my God we'll just wi it yeah that yeah we're just it's fine okay let me I'm I'm closing it I'm closing again so we'll boot it and steam at the same time yeah yeah for sure I'll uh I'll mute myself as we're going but I'll unmute if I ever need to talk some [ __ ] to you sure same here okay Abby are you ready for the ultimate gaming showdown between two adults playing adult games for adult humans I'm ready I'm playing the best game of all time right now the game of the year P joins the parade hold on I need a I need a timer uh I need my life split oh [ __ ] do I have I don't even have livit downloaded I'm going to leave that one to you honestly um the thing is you will be arrested you submit a speedrun without a live split timer that's honestly so true okay actually a good question let's look at the speedrun timing real quick for put putut speedrun well you do that while I download liveit okay okay I didn't think I'd ever need Liv s again putt put joins the parade what did what did like a not compelling premise I feel like there should be some conflict or something not he's going to a parade okay the world record is the goat is 3 minutes the slowest time ever is 13 minutes and 40 seconds who holds the record plank is it plank it's always plank by one second nuts that guy he knows everything about that game it's crazy without skips though which is what we're going to be playing without skips is a faster slowest time so that's not we faster slowest time okay all I I in a perfect world we'd be unfin well no we're not going to beat the speedruns because we're not skipping it's clearly not going to happen then we could also like if we decide we don't oh my gosh uh if we decide we don't think we're going to finish like even two games we could always use skips on the next one but I feel like the lore is great like the lore is like the best part yeah that's the main reason this is the original Subway Surfers like people people are going to want to watch them oh my God I don't remember how to use live split at all okay reminding myself Abby you manage a speedrunner as a job all right you you need to understand how Works let's be honest does he even really speedrun speedrunner of the year is kind of a kind of stretch yeah what what I've learned is that if you just you just put a timer on screen whenever you're doing something and you can call it a speedrun you don't even really need a timer I don't think yeah I don't think you do all right here's live split oh my gosh where do I even like this game so like the aspect Rio is also so weird yeah oh yeah what is it oh my God it's like most it's like full screens for me it's okay my chat is saying that there's like you know how like in pajamas Sam where you can like do the Spells or whatever or like the book of potions or whatever yeah do you want to implement like an odd rule like I don't actually know anything so this somebody says you can change P Pet's color I actually don't know if they're messing with me or not but we should be like we have to change put buts color at some point should we do like an odd rule um it's up to you I like that I just don't know what we're betting on cuz I don't know what that means uh I don't either yeah maybe we maybe we stick with it maybe how we just say first person to change putt put's color wins the side bonus okay yeah like a side bit okay yeah I can do that okay what what is the side bet just that bragging rights I guess uh how about the other person is banned the better streamer you're banned from streaming for a year that feels risky for one of us and it's me because how will people remember me yeah that's true that's true you are famous uh iconic streamer Abby Bagel how about the other person is banned from the other's chat you've never been in my chat but you'd be banned yeah that we are going to hang out on Sunday is there anything we could do there there as a side bet we're hanging oh true we are hanging out Sunday um the first thing that came to mind is like eating something off the ground I don't know why I think I just am hungry okay I'm I'm in first person are you down first person idea to change colors to change P put's color the other has to eat something off the ground at the event we're doing Sunday yeah sure why not [ __ ] it yeah that doesn't seem like a very good idea but thus it Loops back to being a funny idea yeah or one of us will get really SI it'll be really funny yeah and the other person the other person needs to like tweet out an image just be like what the [ __ ] there's people eating off the floor at this Galla event like we we just try to make the other person look deranged we should do it you should like try to get on Camp during the show and like eat off the floor on camera yeah yeah yeah this is this is good we'll eat like a all right cool I'm on board I I also like that we don't know what this bet is or if it happens or it'll be great I mean it's just adding some spice yeah much like the floor will add spice to whatever food we pick yeah we need to spice the FL have you seen that video of from Adam ruisa which is like why I season my cutting board and not my meat I don't think I have actually well that's a classic and now I can't make the joke that you could easily infer based off what I just said all right I'm ready Abby Okay cool so just just a reminder for everybody we are going to be playing one putt putt game whoever finishes this one first gets one point and then we'll move on to the next one and you're trying to we're trying to get three points first yes okay do we just we just straight move on to the next one and we're not like I think we stop like we stop and then we we regroup and we can we can evaluate our strategies and what worked and what we what we learned about ourselves sounds great all right all right let the battle be begin so I'm going to I'm going to hit play in Steam right when I start this okay in three 2 one go good luck you too okay don't worry chat I'll go full volume P so I can't skip through hi I'm P come join me on my adventure I'm ready to go we got to turn it down a bit it's too loud it's like a Teletubbies opener I can't decide which one of you gets first monitor privileges make your case or be relegated to the second screen I am going to rip ass today check this out hold on all right all right okay all right all right here we go here we go hey thg just want to say we all really like our new mom AB the best turn on my radio good morning cart Town wake up all you swamp buggies and funny cars because today is the cart toown Pet Parade drive on down to the cartown fountain with your pet and Smokey the fire engine will sign you up so you can March in the parade don't be a crank case get in gear and join the fun that sounds great okay I wish I had a pet maybe I'll go downtown and talk to Smokey I better get ready okay what do you need to get ready uh oh boy tyos I'm hungry do I eat it will taste great in this cereal do I need oil ew [Music] oh it's so loud I assume I have to brush his teeth right is there a frog in the okay do I need to do this or are we good to go time to brush I hate the man dude Jesus CH can I leave okay leave it's a swell day for a parade yeah okay yes what do I do where do I go do [Music] the normally you could skip oh wait wait okay normally you can skip these like cut scenes I just assume I go up here right Doug do you relate to p p because he like you repeats his name for no explain reason reason I have a good I'm just skipping everything I don't need any of this I wonder how I could get past that cow why does p within 50 ft of a school what do you what do you mean Drive P honk oh okay now I can keep on driving dude I'm definitely ahead of Abby right there's no way she figured that out right off the bat well hello pot pot here to sign up for the prade yes yes sir Smokey great but there's a few things you'll need to do before you can join the parade you're the chief whatever you say first of all you'll need a car wash so you'll need to earn some money but how okay you could mow some Lawns but I don't have a lawn more here borrow mine stop why is that so loud geez thanks how else can I earn money Smokey well you could also deliver miss the world record those are great ideas miss you come to the parade need to bring a balloon and a pet I don't have a pet I always wanted a pupp I need a balloon then I'm sure you'll find one and don't forget your balloon I won't hey Smokey do you know where I should go to moan today Try Green Street first what okay I need a balloon uh and toys I need a balloon and a mol Lawns and to get a dog hey it's the toy store I wonder if they have a balloon I could use for for the pre I can barely tell what okay so in a toy store I assume the balloon top of the M into your putt putt what can I help you with today I need to find a balloon to take to the parade oh I'm sorry I just sold the Lost package to Mrs arbag you know where I can find her she took her we one baby beep to the drive-in movie thank you what what is okay she sold the balloons to somebody who's at the movies I think is what I heard please flip the stream you're upside down in Australia uh there's no time I have to get a car wash too right it's the cart Town Car Wash put two coins in the slot please well I better get to work in earn two coin howf does a car with wheels Mar Jesus Take the Wheel it's a good point this game is not realistic Val hak thank you man grocery store hold on I need to it says free Burger feed the GU can't hear it can you turn the game up please it's so it is so loud but I looks like you need a cter washer before the parade huh you want to earn us some money deliver on groceries what what you bet take of the groceries to this could never go thanks I didn't hear that I don't know what I have to do okay we got to deliver these groceries to somebody uh just pass the count speed it up what is this thing sure would be fun to get a new paint job oh but this requires $3 it takes three coins to op okay uh I'm going to go up here wait did I come from the top or the [Music] bottom uh you better wait until the light turn Doug I have a problem stopit making F of I Ked what you me I [ __ ] killed him um I'm trying to cross an intersection it won't let me that's so cool I literally killed him I don't know what to do now is that a reset I don't know he all of his tires are flat wait hang on first monitor when all you get swapped oh never mind I'm good all these birds they're blocking the road I think I have something I could use yeah just run them over they're Birds can't go that way get out of the road why would bird seeds oh okay now I can keep on driving what is I thought I would have to use the bird seed what was the point of it oh this is probably where I deliver grocer deliver groceries to number three blue Street uh-huh yes I need to deliver groceries to number number three yes I'm okay here we go Tammy torpedo here what can I do for you pet put uh what I have some groceries for you sorry P put those groceries aren't mine it says number three what are you talking about I sure hope this TTS doesn't come at at a bad time where you are trying to see what they are saying that would be unfortunate hello there little TR how can I help you uh I don't know do you want M your lawn like to mow your lawn if you'd like to mow my lawn by all means go to it what a bone I wonder if I'll need this better take it what I can't hear because of the audio mixing hey Doug Abby just got the promotion to the grocery store manager pick kep the pce ball no hold on she's going to get confused at this part this part's super [Music] hard I missed [ __ ] I I thought it would be like tiled I didn't realize it would be this [ __ ] hold on does p have a place for me to play some CDs [ __ ] I don't know he has a radio left Scot him it was an honor chat B [Music] him definitely the hardest part about this game is the the audio bouncing making it impossible to hear anything happy Friday chat also dug this version of Ms paint looking a little fky it looks fine putt putt is on some drugs I'm all done Mr Fender excellent give me a dollar I wish we could Tammy torpedo lawn or boner aert oh I got a CO I got a coin okay can I mow your lawn dude this is the person who help Sammy torpedo here what can I do for you pet putt can I mow your lawn I would like to mow your lawn mow my lawn you bet What whose lawn looks like this no why doesn't it just do a full tile of lawn mowing is the sequel PT putt putt putt we'll find out the games will at least get more modern looking as we go on [ __ ] do you think I have to do the whole thing okay I'm gonna do something risky oh I'm frozen [ __ ] oh uh is it alive hey chat you are looking absolutely fabulous today keep up the good work I'm proud of you less than three am I alive everything I I accidentally pressed the power button um nothing is working is this is the stream still going uh I need to reset I guess can you tell Abby to pause for a second with you okay I I have the did you get the lawn mower I got the lawn mower I think okay so maybe I think we continue uh also hi chat sorry I'm back I accidentally pressed the power button on my PC um I think you continue but how about I can use Escape up until I get caught up to where I was yeah that's totally I think this is just part of the game this is skill issue yeah I do think you should eat off the floor though now well [Music] no I did actually see where you get painted by the way but it'll slow down the speedrun so now that you have an advantage you could try to use that time to paint yourself if you want yeah that's true actually congrat you did it you're incredible I don't really want to eat that was so tell me when start I God how do I incredible Doug chat how the [ __ ] does this app work life split sucks life split is terrible thank for all the viewers by the way um okay so any remember what time I was at chat you know what time I was at 9 minutes but I definitely started late have any hot key set up so probably a little over probably like 10 11 uh I'm sorry I missed whoever that 12 month sub was thank you very much by the way like 10 minutes we put counter that doesn't count as murdering putt putt dude honestly the music in this game is pretty fire what are you are so wrong have you never listened to music what are you talking it's screeching loud into my ears it's awful I have to blare it because otherwise I can't hear them talking I have a I have a really hard time a lot of I I have a really hard time in general hearing what people say when there's a lot of background noise um yeah so this game I'm going to use that to my advantage oh this game is rough for me like I can't when I when I listen to music I can't understand the lyrics like just in general I just broadly cannot understand lyrics in in music that's I feel like I have to be listening for them uh have you yeah have you do you want to try adjusting the the audio before we get going again or no nope okay that's fair I mean there's one volume slider you either make it louder or quieter that's all you can do yeah there are like the like said the launcher has settings but I don't think they like fix the audio it's not going to make it new yeah okay sorry real quick chat what what time was I at and then Abby I guess we can both set our timer to that so if you just right click live split and do oh yeah sure edit splits cuz the Integrity of the something tells me my speedrun might not be valid for submission anymore but um oh I I didn't know we were even going to submit these yeah we're definitely out of that yeah 1030 I'll set mine at 10:30 as well I definitely like I said I started late cuz I couldn't figure out what my hotkey to start with it's funnier if the times are incorrect and bad anyways okay should I just split okay here let me see that how do I how do this life SP is so confusing okay wait so how should we do this I you'll continue I'll start it I'll start over but am I allowed to use Escape or do I just start over no yeah you can until you get to the point where you were though right yeah yeah yeah definitely not pass that yeah okay okay cool I think I'm good maybe okay go yep Ready in yourart um all right sweet three two one one go okay okay so plan is I get to use escape to skip through the cut scenes up until I'm back to where I was uh so iy tyos I'm hungry God it's so loud dude and then he eats this I'm pressing escape and nothing's happening that new pc crashed on [ __ ] PT it's it's a hard game oh there's a coin it's time to brush I think you might need a new graphics card okay I'm not going to get the coin because I didn't I I didn't notice that before that feels like cheating it's a swell day for a break pressing escape is not doing anything okay I'm not going to press Escape Doug I'm going deaf I just need to be able to hear the audio love this game play so excited thank you okay we're going to go honk at a cow why does this P put design look on a hinch yeah he the P putt looks sickly for [Music] sure you've got to way want her dug you're so far ahead of her on the mowing crash split okay I wonder how I could get past that cow I think I can still beat her hello oh there we go now I can keep Escape is not doing anything if you don't win you better do a put put t as the race speed we will accept nothing how does the anatomy of the cars in the P universe but there's a few things you'll need to do before you can join the parade you're the chief whatever you say first of all you'll need a car wash so you'll need to earn some money but how you could mow some Lawns hey this is your power button thank you for pressing me and pressing an end to this one pixel wack game also let's go Abby geez thanks how are can I earn money Smokey well you can also deliver groceries for Mr balini those are great IDE one thing and when you come to the parade you need to bring a balloon and a pet I don't have a pet but I always wanted a puppy then I'm sure you'll find one are you alive or are you dead I'm alive I'm alive I won when I was a Youngy my father took me my camera doesn't seem very happy today but can we'll launch today try I'm going to honestly I'm going I keep pausing my timer by accident and so I'm just going to remove it but I'll Trust your timer okay no no no hold on this is speedrun you have to have a timer on the screen it does it doesn't matter if it's incredibly incorrect this is a speed you have to have a timer on screen even if it's extremely incorrect I reset it like eight times that's fine that's fine okay as long as it's okay I think we both need to submit our runs and see what happens what for the parade huh you want to earn us some money what if I just have it be um sure like uh I have to Reit now uh what if I oh that's another copy of the game that's awesome luck thanks what is happening oh I have a different I have a different seed from last time no no get that ruined everything Doug I ruined all of it yeah this is fine also Escape doesn't work by the way so I just need to play Fast oh okay cool well you'll have a lot of time right now cuz I'm readjusting my whole layout cuz I just broke everything okay fair I wish I had a static image for my timer but it is emotional support you're right chat all right I'm back to back to me see you uh okay look at all these birds they're blocking the road get out of the [ __ ] road hey Doug I got a card for $200 off factor in the mail I did not agree to let you sell my information I thought it would be cool be hearing from my lawyer ah I thought you'd be fine with it okay number two what the [ __ ] is I assume you have not had floor oil yet mom always said you were unhinged I miss [Music] her can I help you groceries I have some groceries for you sorry putt put those groceries must be for someone else I just want to say you Mr frequ you go I won't say where okay I face can I help you uh mow your lawn I would like to mow your lawn sorry my lawn doesn't need mowing right now this [ __ ] okay so we're going I need to find the road okay I got to I get it I get it I got to find the road I don't I didn't hear what color Road I need to go to I'm just going to pick randomly I don't trust you guys you're all saying blue so I'm assuming it's [Music] red uh probably red you're literally all okay I think it's actually that's where I'm supposed to be with groceries oh he said groceries okay I think this is actually correct look at those nails they look [Music] dangerous wo oh no my tires are flat I need help du get the yellow brick road go for yellow Chuck you heard me oh you have little putt putt now let's get get you out of here uh okay for help chop sure thing pot put PO is not dead it's cart Town Gas and tires okay I need to find something to get I can't move my tires are flat wait [Music] what I need to find some way to get rid of the nail considered stealing what you need just to I would like to as soon as I find vulnerable citizen uh maybe I'm going to try go down the other Road and like if I go down Blu town or blue Road maybe they have something for the nails SMY says there's mon this is a reminder that if you already gave points to fre you can probably give again because this is technically a new stream get out of the [ __ ] road yeah how can we March without any music I think I can help you what beep get out of the road beep beep yourself I I I can't lawn them I can't go that way I can't go that way I might hurt the mice run them over you have I might hurt the mice okay so I need to get something to deal with the nails and the I better wait until the light oh we can go left and right now I can cross it's a 2year subscription that's cash in the trash boss thank you oh movie what's wrong Mrs airbag oh putt putt baby beep is lost inside the movies please find him what's he look like he looks like this I'll find your baby Mrs airbag thank you so much putt put just go in the theater and look for your kid what that's baby beep's balloon when's the movie going to start uh it's you are you saying V baby beep I found you thanks putt putt I miss my mama let's go baby beep thanks for helping putt putt I'd like you to have this balloon thanks okay now I have a balloon for the prey great now I just have to and get a car wash and I'll be this new cos movie prequel origin story is looking kind of bad I can't believe this baby car grows up to be Lightning McQueen it looks like it was rendered on Windows 98 the studio is really out of money yeah Pixar has gone way downhill do you know this released this year this is Cars 4 what is this cave I feel like I'm going to be [Music] kidnapped it sounds like there's a puppy in there what you look SC true iron thank you why is there a dog in this cave in a village of cars maybe I should find something for the puppy to eat oh bird seed I got you maybe I should find something for the puppy to eat oh give him the groceries maybe I should maybe I should find something the dog is dying maybe I should find something for the puppy maybe is a child and he desires to help I can I get the okay no okay we need dog food maybe the grocery has dog food get them a bone dogs don't eat bones they chew on bones bones do not give if that's the solution is that I need to give a bone I'm going to go to the grocery store um wait no maybe I should talk to all the cars down Green Road light turns green Street oh from mowing the lawn yeah you're right okay that's kind of cheating that you guys gave me that hint I was going to go mow Lawns anyways [Music] but if I say hello there little chap how can I help you I would like to mow your lawn you want to mow my lawn sorry I don't think it need it at the moment it's amazing how many points have been donated to free 14 but is there way I can donate my points to keep 14 in prison thanks Tammy torpedo here what can I do for you pet we'll get him back in prison soon don't worry I would like this is the first game in the pet where he gets his signature pet the little dog okay none of these people need their lawn mode I already asked this guy right I think can I help you I would like to mow your lawn sorry my lawn doesn't need need mowing right now I don't I don't know what to do if this guy doesn't Shan how can I help you I want to mow your lawn I would like to mow your lawn no thank you kindly my lawn doesn't need mowing at the moment okay we have to get to one of the other two roads rats are blocking one of them and do I need to click these can you Romance the mailman in this game asking for a friend we have to I have to somehow get past the rats I got to deliver the groceries which is down Red Road but I can't get past the the nails okay I'm not doing that again how do I get past the nails uh mow the rats the dog is to the right I assume maybe there's something in the grocery store I don't know what to do I wish somebody would play some music so we can March I think I can help you okay they want me to play music to March I got to say I hate PT put's creepy smile he looks like a demon he looks a child car that grows up into a serial killer car that runs people over for fun beep March 2 3 March Doug I changed my color I'm officially piss yellow dude you spent $3 on that now I can keep on driving I don't want to eat off the floor I want to make you eat off the floor not I'm going to win now another thought try running the rats over and give the dog some oil good luck thank you okay uh how's it going little squirt what can I do for you let me mow your lawn please I would like to mow your lawn cool you can mow my lawn okay this is where I'm going to find a bone for the dog a bone the puppy would love it I better take it again dogs do not eat bones [Applause] it's like not good for them they just consume not of parents Bon why is this child Crossing dangerous busy streets allone why is he forced to violate child labor laws just to buy a balloon do I need to call Protective Services you think I need to do the whole thing I'm going to speedrun optimize this so over everyone knows yellow cars are faster Abby spent three coins I'm just going to leave give me the money all done nice going PT here's your money honey thanks Trixie actual speedrun Strat okay I don't even have to do a good job well hey there what do you want uh mow your lawn I would like to mow your lawn hot dog my lawn's going to get cut okay I'll just [Music] do okay all done money [Music] that's probably enough all done thanks kid here's your dough one coin thanks I feel like I'm [ __ ] robbing these cars all right that's fine let's get more [Music] money okay that was not helpful I still need something to get rid of the the nails uh let me mow your lawn I like to mow your lawn mow my lawn lovely idea go right ahead okay cool I'm going to do this perfectly hey bti I got really bad news for you Jesus Take the Wheel what's up I'm in the parade I'm in the parade already wait how I'm in that parade how do you do that with with spending three coins dude I it's I I don't dude I honestly do not know but I won I won put put joins the parade oh okay well played well played well played God damn that's fast it was very fast lag 65 thank you for the 25 gifted subs thank you thank you man okay hold hold hold on how did you get past the nails um you I so first I drove over them and killed putt putt right I I did that too yeah after that there was there is a magnet in the toy store that you can go get and get that what I didn't I just assumed that the only thing for the toy store was the balloon which I got yeah no I got I got the balloon from a different section by helping return a lost child to a very hot van oh yeah no I did that too yeah no she she was very yeah she was very sexy Miss airbags that was that's bold and then uh and then I I did the paint job and it said because I got a paint job I didn't need a car wash so I literally T oh dude okay that's smart okay I was wondering how you possibly earn $3 more dollars than me Got a Car Wash okay all right all right so I have to eat off the floor at this at the gala on Sunday and you go up one Zer okay well played well played this game everything was just not going right for me this game this is not my fault it's yeah it was a bad first run for you but it's going to be okay I think you can come back but I I have to say so I'm on I what I think is the end screen but neither of these cars is putput so I'm like a little bit confused I don't know what to do from here wait so uh you're saying that maybe you didn't win no I definitely did win but I don't understand oh I can go forward sorry get what they pay for I was I was lost I thought I was in a cut scene of payment oh this is so cute oh this game is cute did you get your dog no I'm going to let him starve ooh that's going to have consequences I think he wouldn't accept my bird seat so I refused to support him further that's fair dogs don't eat bones why would that be it was it's a the peace offering okay I don't even wait hold on I don't even know if this game was random oh actually it changed who you have to did you deliver groceries to anybody I did I delivered groceries and mow a lawn okay maybe that's why I'm losing it's because I was I mowed like six Lawns why did you mow so many Lawns because I was trying to make money I made the three I guess I didn't even need two coins huh I was mowing too many Lawns I was assuming one of them would give me some tool to get rid of the nails I didn't know how to beat that the the nail boss yeah I didn't either and I was really worried cuz I I was talking over the radio and so I was just like oh I'm just soft locked okay all right this is good this is surprisingly tense you beat me by a lot too so even if I hadn't reset I'm pretty sure you would but I feel like I feel like I got real good RNG and I feel like I also got super lucky with the car paint thing I feel like that was not supposed to let me that was risk car for sure that was risky because that could have just set you back a lot okay Chad Chad has let me know this was programmed the I mean the credit and this is programmed by like three people oh that's impressive kind of impressive yeah okay all right all right so we have completed putt putt joins the parade Abby beat it first Victory to Abby next up is putt put goes to the moon which is a bit of a jump yeah that is a bit of a jump honestly it's okay this one is just he goes to a parade and then he goes to the moon and then he just goes to a zoo this doesn't and then the fourth one is travels through time and then the fifth one is enters a race why are they wildly I feel like these are out of right okay the parade ended at the Moon um I'm going to go with no I hope I hope that this one looks visually the same cuz I don't know about you but I thought it was really good the the visuals were great this is the worst game in terms of Art in the history of media I think you're you're being mean about it I don't think you got to be so critical putt putt looks like he wants to take that dog and lock him in the basement like I don't trust put with any of the other characters in I I feel like he's thinking um he he's thinking bad thoughts about that V there were two actually I don't know who's lanu mode but I found two separate vs or maybe like a V and a Sil okay at the end of this we have to do we have to do a tier list of hottest cars in the putt putt series it's definitely miss airbags there's no competition okay um all right I got to reset my timer yeah me too hang on I don't know if my if the speedrun moderators are going to accept my speedrun for the one we just did because of the because of the big like split in the recordings and the fact that I didn't beat it hold on one second I am going to fix my uh my uh layout here really okay I love these games dude they're so cute I I I do want the art to get a little better Jokes Aside it's it's showing its age wait so okay we played the game we just played was from 1992 the next one's from 1993 I think it'll jump up a lot on the third one on put put saves the zoo cuz then they're getting into Pajama Sam territory where it looks a little better fair enough all right I'm ready when you are okay I am on Steam I think I'm ready to go all right so we're doing goes to the moon right goes to the moon yeah yeah that's the logical next step of course right with the dog that I never actually rescued okay for sure it begins all right in three two one go why isn't it going no no I don't need to update check oh my God it's so loud every time all right good Jesus Chad I'm so [Music] sorry I cannot understand a single word of this and when you get through you have L of fun but we hope you'll come back soon we're glad you're happy fireworks Factory hi I'm P I'm so excited Mr Firebird invited pep and me to the fireworks Factory okay we're I bet this is going to be a great day okay okay let's go let's go let's go go hello it says fireworks Factory go go to the factory oh my God okay yeah his face still looks messed up the dog should be dead dogs going be fired and so Doug has proven that he is as bad at children's games as he is a wel would you like to help me make a Skyrocket you bet I'll give you a hand but be careful not to touch that ever it's for my big secret experiment don't you know the five phases of childhood devel you want to do parade Moon Zoo time travel then finally race true each stage is vital to a child's [Music] development I'm not sure about this one how are you supposed to know what the story of the second game is if you never completed the first he's going to the Moon the game literally changes based on the decisions you make can just show me what you want to do I don't know what's going on am I making tea what is happening what do I do just show me what you want to do it's so loud I can't leave to pull the lever I don't I do not understand what we are doing [Music] can I go can I leave just show me what you want to do I don't know what I want to do what is happening yes I'm not looking at chat I'm going to figure this out this is extremely hard puzzle what are we making at least on the next D Bingo whe have new opportunities for audio is way too [Music] loud just show them what you want to do I trying to show them what I want to do when does it [Music] end go in the [Music] thing what just show me what you want to do I don't know what I want to do just show me what you want to do Mr Mr can I leave what I better not touch that what a pretty [Music] butterfly no pep oh no what's happening buckle your seat belt butt butt you're going for a ride not Health's sake you obviously sacrifice the dog to El at this point for the love of Honda Civic wow pep we're in outer space just show me what you want to do Doug you missed critical information from the first game putt putt gets recruited as a child by the FBI and is assigned to investigating Mr hang on pep we're going in for a moon landing how is he accelerating this game is not [Music] realistic what was the point of me making smoothies at that place oh my goodness I'm on the Moon yes how will I ever get home very astute put put just show them what you want to do first you abandon the V for a rocket ride and then you kill with fireworks just show him stop hurting what do I want to do literally okay here we go hey Doug when does my c show Earth big son of you just got here we're from Kansas maybe you could launch off that rock that's a good idea okay yes great great idea I guess I can't get home that way leave P my God am I Abby is probably ahead right did she know what she wanted to do H that's weird P yeah why does the dog not have a helmet she's way ahead [ __ ] you want to play hide and seek okay here I come every time I go for a drive with my dog I back a space helmet for him in case of firework sends us to the Moon it happens to all of us can I just click here no yeah what is with this dog in C EG I found you that was fun what was the point of that come on pep it says caution thank you pot [Music] put I'm stuck here h I'm stuck [Music] here what's wrong little buddy can you get me out of this mess sure I'll help you out than is this like toxic waste what is [Music] this who are you the name's Rover and if I got quite a story to tell NOP I don't okay I was brought here from Earth by some astronauts but when they went home I was Left Behind the Music is so loud that's too bad all they left me was this picture of the Moon you can have it if You' like I just want to go home thanks Rover okay why would I need this all right whatever I wish there was something I could do stop it's so sad there just might be he's going to be fine me I've got an [Music] idea are there humans in this game wow take a look at this place okay so the goal I assume is get off of the Moon back to Earth rocket that looks just like a space rocket it is a space rocket and it just might be our ticket home I wonder if it's for sale it sure is how much is it 10 glowing Moon Crystal but the Rocket's missing a few parts our blue flag it will show you what you need thanks what what are they saying it's the plan for the rocket okay I need a nose cone key Rocket Fuel steering wheel got it steering wheel the nose cone the key the Rocket Field and 10 glowing Moon crystals so I can launch the rocket ship 10 glin what I'll go help look for the missing part 10 Moon crystals thank you for the friend [Music] request ice cream nope okay how do I leave how do I leave how do I leave how do I leave how do I leave okay a lot of [ __ ] to find that's where we end uh let's go up here [Music] first dog doesn't know about Moon crystals LOL look at those keys I need a key to start the rocket [Music] ship well hello hello hello moon beam and who do we have here I'm P I'm visiting from the planet Earth and I'm trying to get home anything I can help you with how come you have so many keys hanging over there I give them out to Good Deed doers I likeing good I put $50,000 on you winning this in the underground betting Market they'll break my legs dug sh my legs the mafia runs the high stakes underground twitch streamer speedrun getting market and I can't pay I thought you had this well hello hello hello anything I can help you with today may I have a key please I he certainly may my friend after you do your good deed okay got it thanks Governor moon beam good luck I have to do a good okay what is this thing what's this yellow thing it says Moon City ha cool thank you all right I we'll do a good deed uh Cosmic dust Diner Doug I became piss yellow again unintentionally became yellow again more off the floor you have to you have to eat two Foods off the floor now um it says the cosmic dust [Music] Diner okay y Doug just rewatched the previously on streams and they are amazing any plans for another [Music] one I'm not even pressing [Music] buttons I hey Doug take your time if you lose this then I'll be breaking some guys next what we might I might do more previously on at some point yeah you don't look like the rest of us little fella you must be new in Town my name's put put I'm from cart town on the planet Earth well welcome to Moon City so putt putt would you like a soda pop yes [Music] please [Music] andjoy me green did chat take your hair in the divorce okay I'm green Green's way faster than yellow okay great okay so nothing happens I'm sure Doug would really like some Cosmic Death Strike now I only have dust to share with chat though Moon City cars uh rocket it says Rocket [Music] Field hey D just got back from feeding my elderly dog thanks for speed while I was gone exclamation what are you doing favorite streamer she's going so hard to tell what's going on okay I have to go to apartment and talk to somebody about where where can I go here I have to go to the apartments and talk to somebody about getting Moon fuel oh these are the apartments I did it say what uhoh oh no this is a long animation oh no this is so long okay did the notes say which hold on I got to look at the note [Music] [Music] again okay how do I how do I leave I'm not looking at chat that'd be cheating it says if you need Rocket Fuel you can find me at the Moon bubble apartment fortnite update looks sick when does it P over to Minecraft on Terraria from Apex Legend fourth floor fourth [Music] floor what fourth floor apartment what fourth floor apartment B it says if you need Rocket Fuel you can find me at the Moon bubble Apartments the fourth floor shut Up's Che Robbie radar it's got to be D right I must ad her is D hello who are you I'm I'm looking for Robbie radar oh he just left do you know where I could find him I certainly do he went to the second floor apartment A 2 a is it apartment [Applause] 2A 2A shut off I can barely understand this game I'm looking for Robbie Rider and some rocket sorry I know the third floor third I think she said third floor apartment C shut up God damn it okay it says I can find lobby at the Moon apartment the third floor apartment B B B B not c 3 B oh I'm Rob right can I help you hi I'm put put I need some rocket fuel for the spaceship so I can get back to Earth well congratulations you did it Inc I can't hear a [ __ ] amazing congratulations in what is happening I think I got the rocket g wow oh my God you're incredible Doug wo okay I got the rocket fuel this is great now I have my rocket feeli oh glad to be of service little fella any old time I am watching a man loses sanity live playing a game made for children this is a game for men okay first off secondly I now need to do a good deed to get a key I need the nose cone for the rocket I think and then I'll go up here and then what was it seems that chat has discovered your weakness 7 b777 m 777777 no I I want no I want the cone somehow you still navigated the apartments faster than Abby news flash as an ex child myself I also knew to knock on the doors of random strangers to try and get water without asking any questions about the possible motives or contents of what that stranger would give me [Music] okay excuse me welcome to buzz and Glow's do-it-yourself beauty shop congratulations shut you did it you're Inc like wow wow oh my God you're incredible Doug wow I didn't follow a single word of that conversation excuse me hi siee if you want to help out on the machine over there then be my guest hey okay she said go to the machine be your guest I don't know what this machine does but is this just paint the nose cone is for the cosmic dust [Music] [Applause] what now this is quite a look thank you thanks for your help bye that's got to just be random right Jesus Take the Wheel Kell thank you so much for the 20 gift of Subs man thank you thank you thank you uh I can't go any further I get these things no okay there's nothing there's nothing here right I don't think there's anything here thank you kcho I appreciate it okay uh we're going on this way I still don't know where the nose cone is or someone opens the fart Gates just an idea will you let me play the game hi Rover what's up the steering wheel that's what but I can't reach it hey maybe we could work together if you hold me up maybe I could get it good thinking kid ready I was just at the moon watching this stream when some random car knocked on my door I opened it and all I could hear was laughing people these [Music] days I can't quite reach it okay so I probably have to move the wheel closer to the edge of the of the I couldn't get it if we only had another friend to help oh I need another person Moon gep Observatory what uh okay it's the solar system yes thank you P the six planet in our solar system is Saturn it has 17 moons and the largest ring system of all the planet I don't care I don't care I don't care it's beautiful care I wonder what the Rings are made of I don't that I why do you hate us you barely stream anymore and won't for the next year is this the start of your retirement incorrect does this do anything feat us the wheel am I done okay is this it oh that's all okay so going forward goes to the miss the Swan Swan pogies that is pretty high he's as good at reading as children's games and 2D Platformers I'm worried I'm missing some random like item in these places but most of these don't seem to to do anything hey Rover any luting the steering wheel nope I still can't reach it oh okay so I need a friend in order to get the steering wheel this thing that's just a tree the nose cone might be the basketball hoop but I'm not sure would you like to play alien [Music] tag no no thank you no I don't want to do that that's the whole thing I can beat Abby if I avoid the the optional stuff this game sucks sat actual has at least [Music] 146 maybe I should try playing that back [Music] what thank you oh I just the gate is opening okay all right so just a [Music] memory you say this game is equal to or harder than Elden [Music] ring more like the thing out of it through the gate what would this security system do like how would this protect anybody okay what my name's P put I'm from town on the planet Earth hello little one I Am the Man in the Moon I'm looking for something for the rocket ship I know what it's like to be looking for something I've wanted a picture of myself for 10,000 years boom boom please give me the nose Mr Man in the Moon is that a good I have a picture oh it's a picture of me I look just as I had imagined thank you here take the nose cone little one it's yours why would he assume I want that hey thanks for the picture stranger of the rocket why do you have a nose cone of a rocket yours thank you uh okay so to leave boy Moon D you guys don't need to [ __ ] in this series The cow jumped over the moon and the little dog laughed To see some spat and the dish ran away with a spoon can I when is this going to stop okay God that was like a 30 second loss okay I have nose cone I have oil I need the steering wheel which I need a friend for and then the last thing is 10 Moon crystals plus the key but that requires a good deed but I think I did The Good The Good Deed by helping Mr moonman Right or was that not going to count I could do tag I guess and see what happens this might have Moon crystals would you like to play alien tag if he's never had his picture taken how did he know it was a picture of him what if it was just some random guy also he's not a Del he's clearly a [Music] Gil what is going [Music] on am I doing this game over you one for glowing Moon crystals oh one two can I play again three four enjoy your glowing Moon crystals [Music] bye-bye want to play alien tag again yes you bet try and get [Music] us any more intense music for [Music] this this is the most intense gameplay you've seen on this channel watch a valerant streamer do this hey Doug I'm going to eat some mac and cheese hopefully this doesn't imp the game one dude if I gotten five crystals last time I would be done two three four so I have to do one more round of this five enjoy your glowing Moon crystals bye I still only have five I have nine glowing Moon crystals want to play alien tag again yep yes try and get [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] us I don't know where I'm going to get okay I need the wheel so I need somebody to help me with the wheel [Music] I don't know if I've done a good deed I don't have time for copy we will never lose game over um you won all five glowing Moon crystals where do I get we can take over the TG for you Doug put us in coach no three wait minor misstep here I should have only gotten one cuz now I have to wait for the animation of the four that I don't need I've actually been blowing it this section took like twice as long Moon crystals byebye I have enough glowing Moon crystals to buy the rocket okay um this what was over here hey Rob are you luting the steering wheel nope I still can't reach it oh okay Doug you probably need a friend to reach the steering wheel as a reminder you have rocket fuel a nose cone 10 glowing Moon crystals and a dog yeah what do you want to [Music] do play break a spell from xrd if you have that if not trust me it's at least Storyteller here I've listened to all the xrd songs I I really like two of [Music] them um can I go further left no where do I get the friend [Music] the dog I don't think the dog is going to be it's kind of cheating if this works but I me either way hey Rover any Lu eting the steering wheel nope I still can't reach it oh let's try it again okay ready 1 2 3 up you go hold me [Music] Steady that is what you do feels dangerous I assumed you had to go get like a car okay that's kind of cheating that you guys suggested that but don't don't tell Abby just go in Abby's chat and tell her wow Doug is so smart the steering wheel and we all did it together you had a friend in you I'm going to pack my things bye okay go go go all I need is the key as long as I've the good deed I've done was maybe like giving the Moon [Music] Man play coffee or else you're bad at 2D Platformers that's not how it works uh okay we go to the [Music] mayor use the dog to get the rocket steering wheel is getting a coh maybe time to put him down please tell please let me have a key well hello hello hello anything I can help you with today may I have a key please okay fine you play after you do your goodam oh I like doing good deed chat plays guilty ACC people are always falling in you might be able to help someone thanks Governor Moon beam that's a great idea good luck wait what did he [Music] say what what what do I have to [Music] do oh [Music] help help Abby's at the rocket come on come on I can do this oh my this is this is the last moon go I'll help you now hold [Music] on thank you very much honestly I got screwed by the smoothie machine at the very beginning I like doing good deeds well see [Music] you Abby took off don't tell me that maybe you're [Music] lying give me the key give me the key look at those keys I need a key to start the rocket ship I am literally going to lose by the amount of time I can help you with today I can't the alien from the mo congratulations on your good deed putt putt here you may choose a key wait do I have to pick the right one I wonder which one I should choose hey Doug I guess I'll take I'm back on Earth baby and I didn't even kill anybody what kind of key I didn't even get the right key dude the stupid okay I'm like 30 seconds behind you the stupid milkshake machine at the beginning trapped me for like 3 minutes what did what were you supposed to do there the milkshake machine he said you know what you want and then he just wouldn't let me leave literally like the very beginning in the firework Factory there was a smoothie machine and the guy would not let me leave it was okay so it was not a smoothie machine but it was you you were like making your own fireworks and then when you uh when you hit his like lever or whatever then you get sent to the moon but you had to like go through it like it was like a firework create your own firework maker thing dude that is literally what lost me in the game I'm like 30 seconds behind you right now come on did you you didn't have the right key did you have all the rest of the pieces uh yes I have everything else okay yeah you you were pretty close then yeah I you should finish it cuz the end scene it absolutely looks like they're dead okay all right all right let me let me get the key okay there were a lot of testers on this game chat that's like 10 people I guess I'll take this one look in the next game we do we're entering the modern era that's when I'm going to rip okay yeah yeah I hello why am I dumb why do I not see the right key what's the one that's on the uh blint it's not what I clicked it's the green one right Jason Ellison is putt putt I got to see what this else this guy boys I'll take this one while you do while you finish the game yeah yeah do some research into the do some research the depths of the series what else is this guy known [Music] for it just looks different in the inventory that's why Chihuahua the movie I'm ready to go when you are putt it shouldn't be long now it looks like I have everything I need he's in a bunch of like old TV shows and then he's in Chihuahua the movie which I've never heard of yeah thanks I mean that is aah the movie everything I need okay loser of the overall thing has to watch Chihuahua the movie he's in another movie too but I don't want to name it on the stream I guess I myself a rocket I don't know but I don't want to take the risk that it is you know what I mean uh I'll take that risk why don't you say it but but mute yourself in your own streams that way only I would get banned I'll just I'll I'll just send it to you and then you can watch it on stream okay cool figure it out you know what I mean that works yeah one second here let me let me link this to you that's where the it's probably not that bad I say I'm sure about how bad it is oh yeah maybe don't open that swe I think I should the key of the rocket goes I don't know actually I have no idea no you lost because you had to play hide and seek the aliens three two times waa yeah no no no no I told you don't put off the [Music] stre this is the person who played putt putt yeah is's the main character in this I don't know if he was the main character or not I think he's a main character in Chihuahua the movie okay do you agree though whoever loses this match has to watch Chihuahua the movie yeah honestly whoever I'd still probably watch it if I won I'd still probably see it okay the loser in theaters uh I don't think so I think the loser has to watch it at your place and make Eric watch it too yeah no that's an absolute for sure okay okay um field tank is full okay Chihuahua the movie I have four what do you do with the moon crystals that's the nosee RO you have to pay the people for the rocket ship you have to pay him 10 but I'm in the rocket already oh then you just have to do all the parts yeah what do I you have to put did you put the cone on you us to do that outside yeah dude how I would okay I might need to be allowed to look at twitch chat I will say I I it seemed like you were getting really um [ __ ] up by like TTS and not being able to hear the game I might turn off the laugh track I will say that's fair I have four cuz hearing the directions is definitely helping yeah Doug's age is showing yeah that's so true this is for uh what is the game rated six and up together one of us 3 to eight to that's awesome there is a manual maybe have you tried reading the manual um oh that's a good idea okay wow this is a wild ending animation yeah it's whack there's a video of J Jason Ellison reading putt putt voice lines as an adult please send it I need that video for personal [Music] reasons yeah they would be dead that's not how spaceship work back we were worried about you little fella I hope you're all right oh I'm just fine I had Qui a day and the best part was I brought home a new friend the name's [Music] Rover I think the only reason I lost this is cuz I didn't have the the story ending of the first one you didn't have the you didn't get to see the parade is that why right is that what you mean right oh for sure that makes sense this this directed by Ron Gilbert oh I forgot he made this huh Ron Gilbert Ron Gilbert's like a famous game designer and he was involved in a lot of the early adventure games um like Escape for Monkey Island oh he invented scum yeah oh okay bye what a great what a great ending to this okay all right all right doesn't it make it seem like they died yeah no it doesn't really it doesn't really imply that they uh continue to have any sort of um interesting light okay everyone's saying Monkey Island I've never heard of Monkey Island you should play Monkey Island I've heard it's good I tried playing as a kid but I was uh smart for p brought back the war criminal ex I'll play Monkey Island after this but I want to maybe I'll play Monkey Island but only it's just chat telling me what to do I can't actually see it that would be that sounds really fun okay I am going to Monkey Island yeah I mean they're just like they're you know they're classic adventure games for sure which means like really obscure weird puzzles for sure did you did you without Chad's help realize you had to throw your dog at the steering wheel yes but I I didn't realize that that was a big brain move until chat was like holy [ __ ] she figured it out holy [ __ ] I just don't feel like it's very obvious it's not intuitive that you would use your dog on the moon but basically realized that there was no I owned nothing else we only have the dog in our inventory I just assum F the dog assume you had to go find something like oh I had explored like most of the other areas when I hit that part that's probably also helpful okay yeah throwing your dog and a problem is never not the answer putt putt saves the zoo is up next yeah slime is ready for us to save the [Music] zoo I'm ready to save the the whole zoo if we don't nothing but the zoo if we don't complete this one the animals will die that's true and that blood is on your hands you know who will die the Chihuahua no not from Chihuahua the movie starring Jason Ellison voice of but but normally they have characters like this played by women um he must have a very high pitched voice I apparently there is a newi is I don't I haven't seen it yet but there's a newi is video of him voice AC for putt putt even though the last game came out in like 2003 so I'm going to have to watch that later dude this came these games came out over a decade that is a long run that they're great games they hold up it makes sense okay I love have you played Freddy all the Freddy fish games no I would recommend it um but I I recommend you actually I could play pajam Sam dude and Spy Fox which are so good no but Freddy fish is also really good have you considered playing them back to back to back to back because there's like eight of them and it took me 12 hours to beat all of them wait hold on hold on we we we've been streaming for one hour or wait no oh right I forgot to reset my stream yeah two hours um okay we've been streaming for two hours the actual game are taking us like 25 minutes on average right how did it take you 12 hours to beat 6 frd fish games um cuz it was a it was a well to be fair it was like a charity stream that I was doing so like it wasn't like just me trying to go the fastest possible and I was doing like all the side missions stuff but I'm a big Luther hater in Freddy fish so I was just looking for every way I could to kill Luther Luther's a real piece of [ __ ] that guy sucks okay I need to get on the board I'm going to feel real dumb if I can't or really smart because I'm not a I don't have a child brain like you Abby who knows to throw your dog at the steering wheel maybe it's a compliment that I get swept in this challenge yeah when was the last time you were at Doug it's been longer than it has for you okay I got a friend request from Luther frowny face on Steam okay I'm going to I am try Harding this one I am turning off laugh track so chat can't mess with me although they only lost me like I don't know 20 seconds or something they I was able to hear for the most part so I don't think that's a huge Advantage um I'm ready I'm ready to save the zoo I'm gonna preemptively try to get my volume turned down because it really like it it Abby it is ear shattering Abby don't be don't be a coward go hard go hard we have to die for this this game you have look so what what is the point of winning a challenge like this if you if you go out is still able to hear sounds that's so true I always say that actually you want to end this Bren bruised and beaten up okay that's that's the thrill of victory yeah that's fair actually do you want to know the real like impressive thing about that last one is that I open opened it windowed and it opens like in the smallest window possible Right like it's real small yeah and I was afraid that adjusting it was going to mess up my layout again so I played it in the really small window cuz I was afraid to mess it up okay and so that's chat was just watching me struggle to find like the the arrow to get from screen to screen because it was so tiny like I could not figure it out maybe that was an advantage maybe you had like a better kind of view of the whole thing maybe that's why totally arguably that's cheating but I will allow it to slide okay yeah that's fair I wouldn't want to cheat okay all right so loser of this to play the zoo owes 25 gifted Subs um that Eric pays for and you have to watch Chihuahua the movie Chihuahua the movie with and make Point Crow watch it can I just okay if I lose can you just let me into your place at some point without warning Eric and then he just like comes out into the living room and I'm just watching him like oh hey you want to you want to watch Chihuahua with me and we don't explain why I'm there or already like 10 15 minutes in like he's missed the intro yeah yeah it's not it's not even like that watchable but then he just feels bad and if he like tries not to watch be like oh come on man you're just going to leave a guest like not even hanging out and watching I'm GNA not even be home okay I'm going to make sure I'm not home at all leave my keys in the door or something and then honestly the best part would be you got to record it because chat's gonna want to see it right but you got to record it like um no no no like like your like the reaction cam of you like of Eric coming in but you got to record it like one of those like prank shows where there's like they're like there's cameras there there there there there there there and there see you're suggesting you will not be home and I will break into your apartment and set up five cameras for a prank show all to get Point Crow's reaction that I'm watching chahua the movie is that correct okay I'm not suggesting it though all right well not if I win if I win you're doing all that oh yeah you should you should we should do a a Chihuahua the movie review yeah that's good that's good yeah the people want to know the people need to know if Chihuahua the movie is good I don't know how to spell chihuahua chihuahua the movie and Doug has to learn to spell chihuahua this came out in 20 Oh I thought this 2010 um when did it come out 2010 that's recent Stars jasf ellson that's him that's that's putt putt uh the only picture of him on ID is a dog somebody said somebody just put in my chat how you spelled Chihuahua I'm almost impressed how bad that is do you do are you a bad speller um okay here's the featured riew awful writing plus horrible acting equals a painful movie my daughter chose us on Amazon video it is excruciatingly painful to watch my brain is being sucked out I believe this is the only rev oh no there's 16 reviews are they all that good um that's very positive half asleep grandpa with Alzheimer's on pain meds loved it my Grandpa put this on via the Internet media box I bought him for his TV and he just loved it as for me it was painful to watch I felt I was becoming stupider by watching it I could barely stand it it was so horrible not even the kind of horrible that's funny I would have to agree children might enjoy watching this or old men who poop their pants all the time that's spoiler free because there is nothing to spoil terrible acting no plot painful to watch contains no profanity drugs or violence actually contains nothing at all positive or negative I would go into more detail about what I like about it but it's not worth my time no we have to watch this like bad porn without the porn that's why he made the sex movie afterwards right right oh this one has spoilers are these on letter boxed these are this is all IMDb okay okay we have check Bo this movie it's gonna be really good yeah okay we should we should watch it and take a drink every time it's bad and then die we'll be dead at the end I'm I'm on board with that okay oh sorry it's a sex TV show my bad yeah that's what they corrected me on by the way oh God good good good um this all hinges on which one of us wins the tournament of yeah putt putt speedr running okay this could be your comeback this could this could I've done reverse sweeps in the past I think probably all right putt putt saves the two this is where we enter the modern era of 1995 I think the updated art style and hopefully better audio quality will make me actually able to understand what's going on I come back and I [ __ ] sweep I'm ready are you ready Abby I am so ready okay three two one go okay CH what is safe Graphics mode hey okay Graphics are way better actually your all F1 use the G4 check your tires and go [Music] get you sa the zoo okay this looks way [Music] better 1995 was a big year dude okay okay good morning Mr balini today's the opening of the cart town zoo I know but but it's a bigger day how would you in a Peppa like to take some Zoo cha over there before they open would we ever Mr balini the timer froze [Music] wonderful I don't have time to reset it I have to here you go now you make sure that you give it to Outback Al the new aoo keeper Outback ow don't worry you can always count on me good luck I don't like this extremely racist Italian car cartoon Zoo are the animals not real well if we learn one thing from the stream it's that Doug doesn't consider dogs as friends and hates them this looks great hello out back Al it's me pet I'm here to deliver some Zoo think I know why Abby ising when was playing these games she had to be the adult in Guardian that had to play the game withing to the es so she knows all the I'm not touching the game is not showing up on OBS on are you doing a window capture I was that one works fine let me try game capture if you you can do a w if you want to do are you in Window mode um for the game no it's full screen uh if you do Alt Enter wait I think I got it oh I reset my timer by accident but that's fine yeah my timer's currently I need to reset too my my it's okay we can both reset okay but let's just start it from wherever we are so the timer is incorrect but we still submit it to the speedrun leader report yeah that's totally fine okay but yeah um I uh I just do like Alt Enter and then it actually uh picks up on the window capture okay start the timer yeah wait my camera's frozen no okay we're good Jesus Christ this game having a really rough time today this game is ruining my computer okay this game from literally 20 years ago yeah um all right you good I'm good when you are yeah I'm good all right ready set go hot ziggity is this ever going to be [Music] fun Mr valdini looks like a child's Predator I brought you some Zoo Chow thank you m you know I'm glad you showed up it's been quite a morning all right what with a Zoo opening today of so much to fix Bridges boats the works but the worst of it is that some of the baby an animal are missing can't find them anywhere hey I can look for the missing baby animals while you take care of the stuff that needs fixing okay jackaroo you're on of course we can't open the zoo until they're all rescued so I'm counting on you putt putt here this should help you out it's a list of everyone who's missing baby jumbo the elephant beside the giraffe Kenya the lion cub Zanzibar the hippopotamus Sammy Seal and little sker the snake I'll find them for you good day and good luck putt putt well I'm off to fix up the place see you later outb Al we can still F gate okay go go go go go go uh gift shop [Music] sure it says free camera I'll will take it well if it isn't putt putt it's going to be quite a day I can't wait until the zoo open I think the challenge is to figure out what I can actually interact with Gorilla salt and pepper shakers I assume the camera I can get even free cameras cool cameras Patty take it put putt the cameras are free one per customer after all it's opening day thanks Patty that's okay that side doesn't do anything I can't go to the right all right we go back we got a camera that's going to be used for something food oh this is a filth for sure hi put putt hi Chuck wagen I'll have some cheese squiggly please excellent choice here you go and you don't have to pay me a thing how is this Zoo going to function I'll have some hot cocoa please good choice PT P I'll get it right away here you go and it's on the house yay oh do he just drink it no no no ooh that's hot I think I'll save it for later uh I'll have some cotton candy please on the devil here you are thanks okay I cool thank you put put all right all right this good we go up now it's say me Cario wahoo okay uh Arctic land sure hey there's a ro why is the dog smiling like that come in handy why are the pengin why are the Penguins doing a Conga hectic land is sure cold look at all that snow up there we can still F gate also play coffee and we love be quiet pep or we might cause an [Music] avalanche that was a close one oh uh-oh pH oh my goodness that Avalanche almost got us now how are we going to get through how is this voice an adult man I'm surprised by the The Voice actor's like range okay presumably rope we can get across I don't this looks pretty secure we that was fun he was a kid back then oh I didn't think about that R what how about Junior I know I know okay junor gave the piano tun a pretty pinkun Junior what that was not help helpful Jesus Christ man hey Doug since you're going to not be streaming for the next long time I'm going to enjoy some mac and cheese very quick the yeah use the rope on the thing I can't reach it from over here um I'm assuming I don't have the items for that yet oh I like this music okay here's the snake I need right where is my baby oh no this is the mom where is my baby little sker where are you it's not a self hello you must be Mrs boa I'm put put and I'm looking for the baby animals oh little putt put have you found my little sker I miss him so much it makes me weep I haven't found him yet but I'll keep my eyes open thanks thank you I assume the speaker doesn't do anything little car with a good little heart I can tell thanks Mrs boa now we can find out all about boa constrictors no boa constrictors Live in Central America and South America okay okay I thought that was going to go for like 30 seconds to just teach me stuff okay jungle dog wow I wonder how I can get up that River I sure can't swi that's a rope okay thank you put put all right so we need we clearly a log I come back here does that car have facial hair I think I know what happened to some of the missing [Music] animals okay we go to Grasslands now hi dog first time catching stream in surprised you are playing my favorite game o uh there's no way wow I can see all of the grassland Mr valini do you have a moment to talk about the recent disappearances of the baby animals I probably take a picture currently a primary suspect I bet I take a picture here and then that that does something between the lady car who lost her child and the Zookeeper who has lost like six animals we've learned that the overarching theme across these games of people being unbothered by losses that should be extremely distressing hey hold almost what no I don't want to pay animal tag whatever uh jumbo baby jumbo where are you hey Doug have you considered doing a speed where you three other cars in the P games CLA content idea breaking because he's missing are you the fell who's helping to find the baby animal move I sure am this is not a safe zoo I have a feeling you're going to find my jumbo too Mama I am complicit in the zoo good luck but [Music] but what the hell is going on here if only I could swim home hey you must be Sammy Seal what happened I was having a great time splishing and splashing then all of a sudden the dam closed now I'm stuck maybe I can help oh boy I bet if we figure out a way to open the dam you could swim when Eric shows up to the Chihuahua moving theing session you should say something along the lines of I've been expecting you point Pro please take a seat I bet you have aot of question I find something to help me lure the dam can I use the rope I don't think I can open the the dam with that okay I need something to open the dam I don't think I have take a seat over there Chad confirm that the animals are adults before you say anything a little round of animal tag could be some big fun what I go for it I'm going to assume this gives me something I need let the game begin it's going to be fun all right do you want this game to be easy medium or hard hey kid I uh hope you meet the height requirement for this level that's just a little joke round 22 now look out for 10 flamingos and eight cheetah and 10 rhinos holy [ __ ] I should not [Music] [Applause] have now this is content as a professional zookeeper and a professional car mechanic I can confirm that this exactly how zoos and cars work please don't T what is hard about this wait did I just make it longer is that the only difference it's too hard Doug I think I just made it way longer Abby had better do hard mode [Music] dog dog I need her Le got after of his maximum security jail cell he said something about kidnapping safari animals di bad please don't tell s 36 okay okay you're pretty good at this please give me something no find eight gazel oh my God is there no point is just a of alien modern game developers are so want to see you around kid oh my God there's no point that's not good hey I was heard I I was told I have to uh go on hard on the animal part but I don't think I'm there you have to go on hard mode those are the rules I haven't been yet so I don't think I know what we're talking about but I will absolutely go hard good good where I am piss colored again what how do you keep doing this I don't know stay away Mouse baby jumbo your mama's worried about you save me save me I'm under attack by a giant mouse a giant mouse yeah he jumped out and scared me can you save me stop saying that about the children animals I'll try move mousy mousy mousy go on shoe oh well I guess I'm just going to have to find some other way to get that Mouse to move okay well hurry as fast as Lightning I'm going to honk at it I want my mom Mouse isn't afraid of Pep fries fetch little mousy I mean giant scary [Music] Mousie all right we got the we got the elephant okay can you guys go go into aby's chat and and say that she has to get to level 25 in the tag game oh gosh baby jumbo it was nothing like that's what that's what gives you the crank for the damn okay Mama Mama Mama maybe Jumbo's coming home okay one out of six animals are free just like no you have to get to level 25 that's that's what gives you the damn crank paint Shack this shovel might come in handy I think I'll borrow it I'm assuming paint doesn't matter Abby wasted time on this boom optimizing it we're going I'm going to go back theor back again after quitting my job at Planet coaster I have to say I look forward to tasting the possibilities in my career by working for this Zoo excuse me Mrs giraffe are you looking for messai I am maybe I can find her for IA don't need to talk to the giraffe oh nothing would make me happier me either Mrs giraffe when you find her please tell her that mommy misses [Music] her okay uh I'm going to go back these animals are looking for their lost children with the urgency of someone who has lost their phone true not even honestly okay I assume I can shovel through this [Music] yeah great now I can keep on driving it's all right we got to find stuff up here okay here's the snake I could rope this snake finally I had something warm to drink you must be little sker I saw your and she sure misses you I miss her too I need something to warm me up so I can go home yes hot chocolate little car my name's putt put and I'll do my best thanks putt put okay we give him the Coco here you go I don't know why you can't just pick up the snake and put him in your car but whatever thanks putt putt does the song say I feel much [Music] better okay two out of I'm going this Slither home to my mama bye-bye bye sker I'm pretty sure this would kill the snake but whatever there are four more animals that need my help uh okay we go up here what the [ __ ] is this what here we go I don't want to do this I will play one round versus this polar bear oh my God and then if I don't get like a prize from this immediately I'm no here I got nice gold no what a shot why is it here comes the P how do I stop how do I turn it off tell Abby she has to get to five you have to score five that new I want to leave Jesus Christ [Music] okay hey that guy can't wait until Level 25 actually does something and gives Abby the win bra bra excuse me are you zanar yeah it kind of looks to me like you're stuck on that Iceberg why is there hippo in the what if I am stuck what is wrong with this zo get unstuck you could how do you get in a situation sure I just need to figure out how to do it um maybe if I I move these icebergs around a little bit I can make a path to the [Applause] shore why okay Doug I'm going to be real I think everyone is in on it and theying Putt Putt to his Des I really until you guys pointed out thought that putt putt voice actor was an adult man doing this voice and did not occur to me that this game is almost 30 years old pouch on Monday that these parents are about their missing children I literally sobed the entire time it was missing these parents all need to be arrested the zoo owner needs to be arrested put but needs to be arrested chat needs to be arrested to live in cold climates doesn't finish fuy game it's a shame come on zanar don't be scared three out of six what else can I do I'm not scared here goes nothing I'll make my pop proud this zoo was designed by CH uh that guy's dead thanks a t sorry I'm late I'm currently stuck on a floating piece of ice with conveniently shaped ice floats that could possibly create bridge in the middle of the Tandra anyways what are we doing today um this is going to be awkward the story of put put actor is sad I assume he was a child star who failed in becoming an actor and ended up going into adult films Classic Hollywood I don't think we should make that assumption he did participate in an adult film though uh [ __ ] I don't know what to do voice this as an adult he's just a castr musician I have a shovel and a the log is over here right that I need to do I think the log is over here it's nice and warm here in Jungle lost way more animals than this in your Planet zoo streams are you really in a position to judge there the raft is fixed now pep and I can go safe that wouldn't really oh okay that still doesn't make a lot of sense okay the are good Rapids I'll guess go here what the [ __ ] is going hello down there what is wrong with this Zoo are you kiding of the lion cub I sure am can you help me out here I'm stuck up on the Rock can you jump not into the water I can't swim what's going on with her butt we're just going to have to figure out another way to help you oh you know how happy that would make me uh enough is I don't think I can toss up the Rope to Kenya I want to go home I might be able to lower it down to her if I could get to the top of the waterfall okay got it do I need to talk to the oh what the [ __ ] well pep it looks like we made it to dry land I wonder if we'll find any of the missing baby animals here uh I'll do okay so clearly scenic view is where I'll drop the Rope I'll get the dog or whatever it is maybe this will do the trick Abby's never going to figure that out tell okay everybody tell Abby yes I got it Doug just rescued two of the animals in the polar bear hockey game you made it I okay so we still I need to fix the dam and I don't know where the other trapped animal is thanks for saving me the dam is for the seal I didn't catch your name put putt thanks putt putt you're welcome bye Kenya I still need to rescue two animals so the zoo can open I assume one of them is in the cave you're almost out of fuel you're right I assume you don't do I got a joke want to hear it uhoh you bet I do why the birds fly south the winter I think I know this one because it's too far to walk sure it's dark in there the writer of this game oh are you messai I sure am boy has your mom ever worried about you she should be I got stuck over here and the drawbridge won't close there's a giant rock in the way and it's too heavy to move by myself I can't believe my dumb luck well maybe I can help oh if you would I'd be the happiest little giraffe in the world I miss my mommy uh move okay Messi get ready to help you oh there we go got it all right mods we might need you guys to stop this whole Gil J thing cuz chat doesn't how to distinguish between children that was the best fun ever now I just need to close the draw bridge okay so the I know how to do that the only thing left is just to find a way to open the dam can I go up the Rapids and to get W okay so I'm looking for something that will open the dam uh I go I'm trying right I guess wo [Music] wo grab this grab this grab this is the only e Fino please do not deal the child what w okay so I can to go this way I need something to I'm sure what CH is when it's a child as blank i' like to help find its way home this is a disaster what there's got to be something on here right in the Rapids yay I can't oh my God okay this had better have some actual purpose because otherwise I don't know how to open the dam I don't have anything I tried the Rope I'll try left I already did right this is pretty awesome though so wa now I go left this time wo if I lose cuz we're Rapids okay there's got to be one more right one more path I go to the there's got to be something in here right woo woo ypp if I just go down I'm going to leave I'm going to I'm going to take a risk and leave the Rapids um but what else can I do I I'm just I'm taking a risk I'm I'm avoiding the Rapids I don't know what but I don't know how else to avoid the dam or how to open the dam that's the only thing warm here in Jungle land uh you guys are worthless I'll get the giraffe free I could go to the whirlpool I think I will go back to the Rapids actually you did it putt putt I'm so excited thanks a bunch for helping me put putt I just now I can go see my mommy to open the dam the seal get out turned out you miss the secret in the Rapids you be careful going home I will the other other I'm going to try going world I still need to rescue the last lost animal uh go here love this game as a kid check the log in the room with the monke I can't go there without the ra I can't go there without the you [ __ ] wait don't give me actual advice I don't know if that was real Doug I have a solution monkey penny fromy smart fashionable hardworking and not a child EAS best girl there that was not cuz of what you said I noticed on the way out okay I just got to this is everything I need om I play join the race as a kid I forgot what it was called but I remember loving the game thank you for helping me remember this go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go I'm ahead of Abby [Applause] right we go grasslands then left left only one more baby animal to go Abby's playing hockey okay Al can open the zoo okay come on come on come on come on come on [Music] on what was the point of the picture what did I uh go left the dam should be here I'll use the tool our new home is great don't care [Music] triangle pause champ oh okay it fits I was like why did he look like he was in the middle of an animation get ready Sammy you're going swimmy I'm playing Victory music the whole way back I'm flipping out of flapping this is fun hurry home Sammy Seal and good luck tell Abby she needs to play more of the tag game I rescued all of the missing animals I'd better go tell Outback l oh oh hey Outback l i rescued all the lost baby animals terrific PT putt you saved the zoo I can't thank you enough Follow Me Maybe I'm winning right now welcome mates to the grand opening of the cart town zoo s thank I've got someone very special with me and we never could have opened the place without him thanks to putt put's courage and bravery we're going to give him this junior zookeeper award here you go AB job well done Abby's not here she's not I'm ahead right thanks out be I was glad to help now putt sometimes they have like a final puzzle and cutting the ribbon you [Music] bet come on come on give me that dub give me that dub credits credit credits enjoy the zoo putt putt it's going to be a grand Day hot ziggity it sure is outbow Doug please play the topi creatures song it slaps I don't know what that is credits credits credits please credits roll credits let me [Music] win let's go Abby Bagel him on the board God damn it Doug Doug did you get to level 27 in the tag game cuz that was critical play it what I haven't even I haven't even seen it dude how am I so far ahead wait did you get I was playing hockey for like a very long time okay hockey though you had to get to level 30 there was no okay no I heard you got one point wait did no I got two points I think how long did you play hockey for a while I also got two cuz they they chat told me you got one so I was like I got to best you but I haven't I'll go find tag CU I haven't played it uh yeah just make sure to play hard mode how do I get there like a real gamer it's where is it it's on no it's saying grasslands it's the watering hole in the grasslands the watering hole in the grasslands yeah I'm down are you down to can I play Animal tag really Qui yeah yeah yeah that's good I'm going to enjoy the what did you get 25 um well now there's no incenter for me to lie to you no I just played in hard mode and then realized it doesn't do anything oh but you can beat one level in hard mode do I just how do I do I have to go down to oh there we go yeah yeah yeah for sure I want to play Animal tag let's do it why are these images blurred it will be what do I do a whole song Sorry one sec I'm going to I'm going to play on hard here let Science Why is [Music] it oh I can go through the oh I get [Music] it I think this is going to be the new theme song of the channel everybody no more [Music] storyteller are the topiary creatures very multimedia we haven't yet written these exact why is the Zookeeper hunting down Bears what is wrong with this whole establishment oh right sorry time oops what is going on here Papo Pap Theo Pap Theo I definitely saved Time by not coloring P put oh oops alerts are paed there's a whole animation that goes with this song Doug click on the Hedge animals click on the Hedge animals oh like at the beginning I think I'd have to restart the whole thing this poor this poor had to go into porn after this because of his failed career after putt put man if you're whole career if the highlight of your career was playing sker and put putt saves the zoo ow why why is the game so loud do you want to start my mom used to sing this to me I want to click the head oh okay there's some way to skip stuff that I apparently don't know what we are the topiary creatures we're very pleased to meet did you see Jason ellon an Elson yeah you meet him at the end if you beat the game I'm not even close to beating it honestly I don't know if I just got really bad RG if I just wasted all my time but I I only Sav the snake I don't know what what did you the snake yeah what was like your order of things uh I don't know I just what you what order did you do stuff in real quick what this might be the explanation did you click on the Hedge animals at the beginning cuz this goes into like a 5 minute long song that I did not click on the Hedge animals no I did not but I did waste a lot of time doing the like the riv going down the river I hit every wrong path on the river I did most of them and then I was assuming that it might not be correct and I started exploring and I found uh I had found I think all of the animals but I hadn't I was like trying to get everything so that I could then save them but you finished that very quickly yeah dude I crushed you in this one nice okay you kind of did all right this this what I'm telling you the modern era putt putt that's where Doug shines yeah you kind of nailed it but I got this next one now that I'm the zoo one is just a lot I'm on round 25 of animal tag by the way I mean you don't have to so okay because the previous one you got the moon with the previous game you got the moon crystals with that tag game so I was like okay maybe you actually need to play tag but both mini games but you don't have no purpose yeah okay did you also have a hard time on the hockey because that that the uh the like opponent I literally played for so long no no I did I no I as my chat was watching me struggle it was like the the polar bear in like the NHL I swear to you it was so hard uh Abby I think I'm just better at these games than you and this is a skill issue and that's so true but also what if I told you he definitely is AI and he knew every move I was going to take yeah this is the advanced AI that they've been working on this was the earliest version of chat gbt and they've been building it ever since it is it's true I keep getting cheetah it would be funny if I had like installed a Mod on your computer without you realizing to make the polar bear goalie really good in this game that would have been the best use of my programming skills all right I got to round 26 I'm quitting I don't I don't want to do no it doesn't do anything I can't I can't get out all right are you do you are you going to finish the game or are you um down to quit Midway uh no no no I'm down to quit I I don't think I was even close it sounds it sounds like not cuz most of them I mean most of the animals it's like they all just need one item basically to or have to come from a certain direction yeah I I think I like knew where everything was but I think I just got unlucky with the way I was going about it cuz I feel like I knew where every animal was but I hadn't like freed or saved any of them which is hard I really am upset though cuz I I want to see Jason ellson yeah I'm kind of bummed it was awesome are yeah oh man we didn't rub it in you sure you want to quit why okay all right what's next on the docket you crushed me in the moon one I'm worried that the next one is going to be so weird of a location that I'm going to get screwed again cuz I my brain just melts it's travels through time this is I think I'm going to be good this one no no I think it's gonna be good cuz I this last one was all logical the last one was just like oh you need a triangle wrench to open the dam you need a rope to pick up the dog like this one is going to be weird weird esoteric puzzles that I don't understand no it's going to be it's going to be great I think that this one is going to be one I'm good at cuz this is the one that was closest to when I was born so I think this is I'm going to be my element right now okay all right all right all right damn the games are getting bigger this one's like a third of a gig this is huge massive absolutely massive I will say the game the game looked a lot better right like the first two the first two putt putts did not look very good I liked them a lot and I think we should give them some credit I think they were amazing I think I liked it I think that the writers of this game would be really happy a paradox and erases himself from every timeline to know that this is what the game is being played for now not just that to to see the reaction in his brain like if he was able to watch our twitch chats and see twitch chat just POG at all of the the little animations and catchphrases like this is what they dreamed of right a crowd of children um freaking out over the catch phrases for sure I was going to say I I think they would actually be upset because most of my stream for this game was just everyone being like the animals are really hot which I feel they wouldn't necessarily be happy with right it was it's a lot of the the writers dreamed of a future where children would POG at all of the animations and call the snake a snil snil yeah I was getting snil and what what my chat was my chat was saying please do not [ __ ] the zoo inmates yeah um we had to start uh chat didn't use their responsibility well so it had to start uh we had to take that away from them as long as there are no children in this game we're fine oh this is I think this is the last game to feature Jason ellson as the voice of putt putt before I moved on to porn Okay so if we go to if we go to game five it's going to be new voice actor yeah hopefully not I don't want to live in a world where Jason Ellison isn't the lead of put putut yeah yeah I've grown attached to him okay is put put a child put putut is a car right we should be I don't know his make or model but good good response I did we should remind everybody this is a car that we were talking about okay put putut travels through time I am I am ready the score is one wait somebody said the the voice actor that takes over is the same voice actor as Bart Simpson really which I feel like is based yeah that's kind of based okay I kind of hope we get to game five then well I hope I do too all right either way we can download it and listen to the voice actor so true okay all right this is still match point if you win you take the whole tournament and if I win we go to a game five do you think this game is going to be the longest because that one was like over 30 minutes uh I'm going to travel forward in time and beat it in three minutes so true okay ready and time would be more but yes uh Abby we don't need to think about this yeah I'm ready okay three two one go right pause champ hello go there we [Music] go what is going on here why do they do a Teletubbies intro every time I I don't [Music] understand uhoh do I have to click something pep pep I promise Mr Firebird would come over this morning so I could show my history report my calculator and my Smokey the fire engine lunchbox should I get the [Music] bone is it [Music] has the dog contributed anything in the last game dog was just there right hey Dad I like moms more but I don't like it when put shows up he keeps asking me to call him daddy and show me videos he's been in come on pep let's go see Mr Firebird [ __ ] cow here we are Pep it's Mr fireb Bird's Workshop let's go find our friend Mr this guy makes me make a milkshake again and I get stuck for 5 minutes I am no hi Mr Firebird welcome but no I was just putting the finishing touches on my time these games are so olded in 2019 Jason Plays a social media father influencer in the movie blowing up right now he can play father you see it's not meant for actual travel but it gives you a way to see into the past and the future through the time portal like a TV set only what you're seeing is real wow that's neat as a matter of fact I was just about to fire it up for the very first time here I'll show you great and then I can show you my history report and my new school [Music] supplies is he going to put these into the past or something [Music] [Applause] what was I thinking I need a coin step car I'm stuck guess I'm fresh out hey I think I've got something that will solve the problem here's a coin Mr Firebird ah this is not a mere coin putt putt it is the key to great knowledge why did he make his time machine require money the washing machine is providing the perfect ratio between the inverted Subspace bubble frequency the molecular cord and the spin title what Holy G Canam this shouldn't be [Music] happening why did we go from like helping at a local zoo help no this is not good at all putt putt my calculations show that until everything is brought back to the present time I won't be able to shut the portal what don't worry Mr Firebird I'll go in and find everything once you find all your things we can close this time portal for good this guy sucks he has sent us to the moon on an illegal rocket good luck and he open oh my god wow it's like a science fiction movie except I have a feeling that this is reality these must be the four places where pep and all my things landed I wonder where I should go first okay do I click these people uh-oh this is a Time waster around no this is going to be a whole song no tell Abby to click on the people tell her it's really important feel sad tell Abby you have to click on okay she clicked on it too [Music] okay I can't understand like a word they're saying anyways you see the the king she how long does this song go it's really long my chat was like can't wait till they click the musical and then I [ __ ] clicked on it I was like oh my god dude I would have had such a lead if I didn't I [Music] know oh my God please let me out you can only keep one Forks or four CLS Choose Wisely wao this must be the age of the dinosaurs well forklift you can use as a fork I wonder how I can move this thing so I can drive through okay that's obviously a brosaurus that we need to get to okay wowe Zoe it's a real live Brachiosaurus Brachiosaurus M brachiosaurus and who or what in the primordial ooos are you I'm putt put and I have come from the future I'm trying to drive across the road back there but there's a strange something blocking it that strange something happens to be my tail putt putt gee if it wouldn't be much trouble this brochos saurus would you mind moving it so I can get through not at all honey not at all really appreciate [Music] it definitely going to get this like chocolate hey it's a rock in the shape of a circle wao it's a big one yeah huge find put put think now I'm off to explore the age of the dinosaurs oh wait there's another rock there I just [Music] realized oh is this actually going to be relevant all right hold on let me go get the other [Music] Rock it's a rock in the shape of a pentagon I probably have to find a bunch of rocks right in other areas oh got it okay I bet the circular one I don't [Music] know hello I'm P do you need some help yes so wait you're telling me P can communicate with dinosaurs and doesn't even warn them about the metor I never laid eyes on anything quite like you is Prov tole and I'm visiting from the future W imagine that I'm well glad to meet you say putt how would you like to help me figure out how to move this basic pile of rocks then I can build me a bridge and go home I'd be happy to help you will all I have to do is figure out how to do it Full Speed Ahead what that was fantastic oh but you cars from the future sure know how to fix your basic Bridge it's sest big time problem alert looks like we're going to need one more rock to finish the job don't worry I'm sure I can find one somewhere Great Looks like we need a rock shaped like your basic Circle I'll keep an eye out for a Round Rock then you can cross your Bridge such a Time loss dude I shouldn't have gone back for the penic gone why is there no music hey it's a rock in the shape of a [Music] circle will guess what I found a rock and I think it will fit in the hole in the bridge yes well what do you no excellent fantastic you look dead inside bazilian putt I'm H bound that took 3 minutes for the game to be like you need to put a circle in the circle hole and for me to go through all of the animations so yes during the last 3 minutes it's been a little oh look at that an aurus itch horribly miserable Apatosaurus at the moment my name's putt put maybe I can help you i' [ __ ] Mar The Inspired idea you could just roll on over to my scratch away this terrible itch but then I'd have to drive over your head not a problem putt putt I'm we're playing putt put I'm racing against Abby what up I hope you exp to dinosaurs that in the modern day they drink their remains for food I don't know what now go down go back and ask the if she's single asking for a friend oh yes just a little lower a a little lower still oh go a little to the left a bit more to the left I clicked left left yes yes oh that's it oh now I can relax thank you you're welcome I was happy to him what is the point of that [Music] what was the mine if I drive over your tail to the other side dinosur concerned you can drive on me all day and night be my guest like this guy I don't this I this is why the dinosaurs deserve to be hit by a meteor okay what are we doing here okay literally [Music] nothing it's there's got to be some point to all of that [Music] right hello putt so putt what's a car from the future like you doing your past like this I'm looking for some things I lost my history report My Lunchbox my calculator and my dog pet you've lost me too but I haven't the faintest idea what those things are okay click the bird can't click the C get the oh okay I'm not getting the [Music] soup hello Mr triat there's my history report I don't think that Triceratops notices me at all he's much too busy [Music] eating okay need to get him food or something that guy my friend is always busy eating on a good day he could go through a couple of bushes and nothing plat I can't hear by the way let me introduce myself my name's compy for if you don't change may have guessed my glad to meet you my name is name p put I'm leaving sorry what did you say I can't hear over the dinosaur eating if you don't become a different color you're a coward okay deal deal where are my manners can I interest you in some fabulous delicious nutritious primordial soup made it myself sure that would be great I don't that's not what the dinosaur wants is it compliments of the house M primordial soup tastes terrific hey this is really an interesting Bowl basically made that myself too why don't you keep it I have another Bowl thanks will a don't mention it okay we go [Music] here uh I guess even further I don't know what hi Mr bird are you ready to play a little follow the volcano I don't think I should play this no I'm going to I'm going to come back to okay follow volcano I'm not playing the game unless I'm out of ideas I'm going to take the gamble that the games don't have any purpose what the [ __ ] is going on oh oh hell it's a vicious strange something or other about to attack I just know it no it isn't I'm putt putt I never hurt anyone onest promise of course I promise oh gosh I feel much better say you want to play picture jumble with the Rocks sure that sounds like fun what so uh which one first can I leave he might give me something oh I okay I'll do this real quick what is first this is confusing probably this one let's move that one or no ah am I dumb why is this breaking my [Music] brain I'm dumb I'm really dumb that's supposed to be let's move that one this is not going to have any this isn't going to do anything is [Music] it why did they add a f 15 second animation let's move that one it will give you infinite gas do I move this one to the middle and then that one over right let's move that [Music] one this had better give me something let's move that one there let's move that [Music] one that's correct [Music] right I'm not throwing there okay give me something good all right we made the picture what have you ever met such a chicken hearted Tyrannosaurus Rex in your whole life oh sometimes I'm even afraid of my own shadow you're the only Tyrannosaurus Rex I've ever met in my whole life and I think you're nice you do go lucky tail thank you they didn't I sure had fun playing with those rocks thanks T-Rex tell Abby Doug just got The Lunchbox from the T-Rex game just plant the seed that's really important okay we're leaving Dinosaur Land it was fun it took so [Music] long okay now to Medieval land I must be in the medieval times okay that's that Brownstone clearly that is something I would have needed for the bridge if the guy just joined in a confused is this expert mode or are you actually losing this much to a children's this is why we call you terrible at everything certainly The Carriage I'm not a carriage EX I'm a car from the fut my name is meet you put I'm princess Chassy and this is my best friend and loyal subject Woodward we have been out collecting wood for the blacksmith when a horrible rainstorm what would the horn do we went charging back to the C as fast as we could when I hit a bump and my wheel fell right off in the middle of don't tell that well maybe I can help you figure out a way to get that wheel back back on that would be wonderful putt putt now I wonder how we should do this okay princess chassis here's the plan you lift up your friend Woodward and I'll slip on his wheel it would be my pleasure oh my goodness a good puzle I had to click on good thanks to both of you you're welcome now I must hurry back to the castle my father King Chariot is expecting me for story time and I have to return with a blacksmith's firewood perhaps we'll see you later pet pet [Music] bye okay [Music] cool that didn't feel necessary at all but [Music] cool wow this is some Castle yes it is only the rains have rusted the gates shut need something to help in my heart I believe in your ability to beat the challenging video game known as # Rock the wonderful putt put It's seems that the rains have red the gates shut we need something to help loosen them up that's what I think okay cool I got to come back with like oil or whatever or like WD40 why two cars from Med times have antennas why are there yeah it's a good it's a good point all right we'll come back to Medieval land later once I have some sort of Dr rusting thing wowe [Music] Zoe okay rope a rope this might come in handy what did rope or anything so so far I don't think so howdy do little buddy you new in town I'm putt putt I'm visiting from cart Town far in the future well dang langa ding dong that is something ain't it I'm Virgil Clyde what up Virgil Clyde okay I don't care look at that huge pile of hay hay is usually for horses but if it pleases you help yourself thanks it might come in handy you never know oh dude I better give hey to the the Brachiosaurus or whatever that thing was okay that's actually what I do otherwise I'll honk at it well howdy stranger you're not from around these ear parts no I'm not I'm putt putt what I and I've traveled here from the future sure you have the name's lene what can I do do for you I'd like to look around if you don't mind not a bit not at all um I'd like some chewy fruity Wagon Wheels you make this look harder than any from soft game I guess when I have one okay what about this tire Flats sure has been quieter than a cricket you're my first customer this week then I'm glad I stopped by me too I could use the company [Music] uh I don't think there's anything in here I think I just go train station okay this guy looks hey Sunny you didn't show up a moment too soon I'm looking to hire me a junior conductor why would a car conduct a train hey Doug just to let you know we're actually winning it's like in the person with the least score me up why I'm as dry as a creek bed in Indian summer I don't want to hear that okay it's an oil can hey doggy you can skip dialogue by pressing escape yeah but we agreed not to do that whe do nicely all right so we'll go back to Medieval town after this use the oil my name is Tobias T Train okay this is but you can call me to oh much better a thousand thanks amigo I love you and I'm drunk thank you for being amazing my name's well put putt my partner so far you've made a mighty fine Junior conductor here's your pay one round [Music] nickel thanks Toby and you hang on to that oil can after all now you're my official Junior conductor do I go on the train I guess so anything else I can do for you Toby as a matter matter of fact there is I'm fresh out of water and for the life of me I can't reach that spigot way up there on that water tower how's about putting that nog into work and finding something you can use to pull down that lever so you can fill me up I'll bet I can do that why is everybody very sexual in this game Toby I found a rope and I think it's just the thing to do the trick I thought you'd be the kind of cowpoke who'd be handy with a rope trick okay it's adjusted for inflation let's assume this is in the 1800s how much is how much is P being [Music] paid now I'm officially in business Mr Junior conductor anytime you want to take a ride around the tracks just hop on my flat car I'll give you a ride you won't soon forget why are they talking like this I'm sure I'll take you up on it it sounds like fun dude they are definitely this is intentional they're making this game sexual well Buckaroo where do you want next stop gold I feel like they have to have known what they were doing and they put the sex jokes in on purpose to give any parents watching the kids play a laugh well howy young don't mind me I'm Banning for gold wow there's really gold in that River I'm paying to let you know I'm a girl but the point still stands amazing appr get quite the dinosaurs about he needed them to die so he can use their bodies as fossil fuel dang blam it it's just a bunch of old rusty Keys maybe it was the suggestive undertone of these games that got Jason into adult fil you can take them shake them or them for all I care they're just a bunch of good for nothing Keys is all okay so adjusted for inflation he's getting paid two bucks stuck film it so we can get right in I think they made this sexual on purpose um hot and dry it's the desert what what what do I do what wood you look at that animal tracks I wonder where they go what what is the point is this like the Rapids is this just a red herring Doug dug in chat this is a clear example of how the W mob keeps sexualizing children's media all the new children's games like put put saves the zoo have gone sexual and woke okay # Q Anonymous yeah what are you doing step put we have definitely uncovered a huge controversy here we should start a ition to ban putt putt travels through time from schools even though nobody is using this in schools okay I don't know what the point of this is I'm going to bail on this and just assume that it's not real or it's not a for hubcap Hill Tire Flat's very own ghost town unless there's some so we know a bunch of tracks unless there's some concrete reason for that I'm going to assume oh my calculator it's my calculator hey little guy could you throw that down to me please please it's mine yes oh my dog yeah I didn't think about that oh no uhoh gopher what is [Music] it which key should I use oh God damn okay I don't know I didn't uh it's like [Music] a oh no okay that trunk is locked up [Music] tight which key should I use [Music] H it worked cool I have achieved calculator excellent I've got my calculator back okay I'm going to go back now all I have to do with get pep my lunchbox and my C we write an email to the creator of the game and tell them they cross the DG line chat is suing because only we can cross it this much okay I'm going to look for dog tracks in the desert and it's the desert and then we'll go to Rock [Music] Mine none of these are dog tracks what do you [Music] look is that a dog I think I'm just wasting time I think you guys are [ __ ] with me are these Dog Tracks I think I'm losing time I think I'm losing time this is a terrible idea none of them are dog [Music] tracks I don't even know how to get oh wait wait hold I get out okay I bet that's one where sometimes in the game cuz they change the puzzles every time you play the game so I bet that's one where we're off and chugging to the old rock M where like some of the time there's dog tracks is my assumption uh what am I looking at here and here he is the most in the world uh okay cool very very cool I guess I'll go back to the medieval land now cuz I have the oil way to the old west there were dog tracks They no they weren't those were not Dog Tracks uh we'll go down here I'm going to give the hey no let's go to the brosaurus first since this is his last time voicing the game we have a rough timeline of when Jason Els and hit puberty yeah it's true I I mean probably we can just look at his age but yes you're right you can buy candy is that what she said I needed money for it remember you're supposed to give me wrong advice most of the time so that not cheating oh this is the wrong [Music] spot um as a bear I can firmly say yes those are dog tracks there not Dog Tracks I hope that the I hope that this guy takes hay hello there we go people think this is a children's game based on how it looks but that's a lot according to twitch's new rules you need to flag if is a maturated game bit your sweet little hubc he likes it I'm telling you the guy's a total her Bo Oh wrong advice okay then kill a Triceratop he say I need to feed that Triceratops some more hay so he'll get off my history report so put it here here you go [Music] boy I thought I was going to have to go back and buy candy or something for the Triceratops there we go all right cool cool [Music] cool great now I can get my history report didn't the dog have the history report the tritops might have eaten the dog yeah got it I now all I have to do is get pep and my lunchbox so Mr Firebird can close the time portal pep is dead move on put [Music] putt I would just rewrite my report true this this does feel like a less efficient way of getting a report back okay we can go to the medieval land and get the gates oiled and go into the Castle rewriting it doesn't close the portal but who cares who gives a [ __ ] if cartown is a portal of the portal of the past that's [Music] cool she's going to say something sexual here this should help open that rusted [Music] gate [Music] I hope P never gets his report back a thousand one thank you putt putt now we won't be late for story time okay so I think it was just the western land that was really horny oh God there's a bunch of [ __ ] okay what do you do I'm happy B Max Wellington who loves to play the loot no I once thought of being a piper but I cannot play the [Music] flute okay all right hi Woodward good to see you again putt putt you're in for a regular treat because sir pelot my friend over there sir pound the nicest blacksmith in the world and that's the truth the writers were super horny [Music] [Applause] greetings traveler may I help you my name's putt put and I'm looking for some things take all the time in the world my shop is your shop I hope you find what you're looking for thanks uh what am I looking for what's that you're making it's a shield for King chariot it's beautiful thank you Woodward sure delivered a huge pile of firewood oh that would work such a helpful little fellow I not have it or okay something there's something in here what is the point of this uh all right we'll go in here that Dragon looks zoned out of its mind dragon is [ __ ] okay there's hello I'm do do not tell me yes yes you must be from the future how did you know that that's a you are not the only I blackith I'd like to P my name is Merlin Merlin the magician wow you have traveled from a time very far away and like all travelers you must be looking for something I sure am well my friend I believe you will find everything you are looking for I hope you're [Music] right what Jesus Christ what what is this that that's it is there's nothing in here what is the point of any of this okay nothing in nothing there that's relevant I'm going to the castle they go to the teacher with the oil this game is going you obviously have to pass a class submerged way Bo wow wow welcome ye stranger what be your name my name's put Putt and I am King Chariot here I'll give you guys has arrived in time to hear a reading from the Royal joke book okay oh that sounds like fun get your laugh ready now which one shall I read first what happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn she had a stomach ache no she had [Music] mittens what okay cut putt I'm so happy you joined us for Story Time me too thanks what is the point what is the point of Any of of any of this whole land oh the dog I found you yikes don't jump boy that could be dangerous here maybe I can reach [Music] you I can't do it pep sorry don't worry I'll find something to get you down from there I promise don't worry pep I've got a bow for you the stone bow wheel gave to me it okay all right um I'm going to go to the last time place I nothing here is helpful we have a blacksmith there's [Music] Merlin hopefully okay so I know where the dog is the other thing I'm looking for is my lunch box right yeah use the calculator yeah you can calculate how far you could jump without dying um wao this must be the future I wonder what year it is is there already going to be cars here here it goes okay what is this for golly sakes batteries now aren't you the cutest little guy on four wheels what can I do to help you my name's put put and I'm visiting from the past what kind of machine is this first things first you can call me Miss Electra and second why that's a battery making machine you can help me make some if you like wow that sounds like fun do I need a battery I don't think so do I well would you look at that who look at what what what okay pot putt you can make me a battery with seven volts just is this going to do anything I'll start with three volt 3 + 4 = 7 Vol that's it poies 7 volts of power my brain is all done that was it perfect just perfect do I get the [Music] battery oh what what why what is the point okay welcome to the pink I'll be red Red's [Music] fast scanning process initiated painting process [Music] initiated I'm officially P you are officially red excellent you no longer a coward experience has been a pleas how many of the four things do you have good I have two okay I also have two thank you yeah for [Music] new what what is this balloon machine is this a thing I can do is this like a builda barrel oh what is this balloon thingy this must be yours our lucky day we're giving those balloon makers away free it's our anniversary makes as many balloons as your little heart desires gee thanks do I build do I make a balloon to get the dog for golly sakes I assume I make a balloon to get the dog which does not make any sense whatever all right we still need to find the lunch box I don't know where it is wow this Fun Zone looks great no it doesn't I'm making a gamble that that is not relevant to progressing the game okay trash can Welcome to our Museum I am Arthur T fact pre-programmed curator but you may call me RT fact hi I'm H Putt and I'm visiting from the path I was hoping I could look around that is acceptable please stay as long as your schedule permits if you have any questions I will answer them for you thanks hey it's my lunchbox excuse me artifact I think that lunch boox you have on display is mine I am sorry but I have no record in my memory banks that this particular lunchbox belongs to you there were 4, 362,000 of them manufactured in your time but I'm sure that one's mine it's got a picture of Smokey the fire engine on it I cannot give it to you otherwise I will not have an ancient container on display what if I gave you another ancient food container then could I trade it for my lunchbox yes you could great I think I have something you're really going to like in my glove box Bo boom boom here's an ancient food container for you artifact it's a really old stone Bowl I got it from a wheel way back in the dinosaur ages the dinosaur ages you say how amazing this will now be the oldest item we have in our Museum here I think I just win I can go get the dog with the balloons I assume take The Lunchbox thanks great I got my Smokey the fire engine lunchbox back now all I have to do is get pep so Mr Firebird can close the time portal one ancient toasting device I'm not even checking out the other stuff I'm making a gamble I'm making a gamble that the dog needs the balloon and then then we're just good and I win and I can just ignore everything else if so I got a mega good seed dude uh where's the dog okay he's in the medieval area and since this is the Victory [Music] lap she got three okay okay you don't have the balloon what but it's a balloon maker what are you talking about you're freaking me out did I actually miss something no I'm going to I he's just going to like make a balloon for the [Music] dog [Music] grab onto it quick [Music] boy that is so much more dangerous than just jumping into the car like pep I'm so glad I finally got you [Music] back hot biggity this is great it looks like I got everything I needed to get come on pep let's travel back through time to cart town and tell Mr fire the rust gate is so pound lot's favorite [Music] position guess what I did it I did it I found all my things and pep too congratulations pet put I knew you would now I can finally show you my new school supplies excellent putt putt but first I must close the time portal for [Applause] good that doesn't make okay we don't need any more disasters disasters I don't know about that Mr Firebird I guess it all depends on how you look at it between you and me I thought time traveling was the best fun ever well I'm glad you had so much fun put putt but of according to my calculations you're going to be late for school unless you hurry this game is so unrealistic to the Past basically everyone he came in contact with would have died from all the bacteria and diseases that P carries that he's IM to people the what I learned [Music] through I am so [ __ ] good at children's games Abby I have saved time I just said that it was people in my chat were like oh he won he won and I was like doesn't not until he calls it I'm this game I don't know about you if you had trouble at all but I had no idea where to go the whole time I I feel like I got a really good seed like everything just came in order basically I had a bad time wait what what order did you go to the through time I went through future first and then I went back to the beginning but then I had to I like kept having to backtrack like almost everything I did I had to backtrack in some way oh yeah yeah okay there so I just got the history report and I only needed pep but I was like behind yeah yeah pep I think could have also been in the desert which needed the car yeah I I think I where was your pep pep was in medieval Town past the king he was like up on a wall and I had to get balloons for him yeah I had pepep in the future and you have to do like a puzzle to get through and I tried to just like brute force it and I didn't know if you were supposed to go get something else so that one was definitely not ideal placement Y and everything else I just feel like I was running around until I had the right stuff yeah that that was rough that was a rough one for me that was my least favorite one so far oh AB you know what that means it means we're going to a game five I know and I was supposed to go to dinner so now I'm going have to cancel my dinner plans yeah I am going to be honest I would love to and I'm pretty tired and I have other work to do but do you want to just call it and then we could always play it like we could we could run it back that goes I'm wondering if the next one's going to take another 45 minutes to an hour I am going to be deceased by the end of it that goes against everything that I stand for every fiber of my being would scream out in agony to quit I'm down I'm down to I'm down to do it I'm down to run it again I just have to tell I just have to message and tell them that I'm not going to dinner okay how about we we do it but we can use Escape so we're like going as fast as possible oh okay that's sounds yeah that sounds up my alley I think we can finish it in like 15 minutes without all the animations I think so too okay if that works with you let's do it let's let's let's load up for game five all right let's do it okay score cuz that one was like almost 50 minutes they're getting yeah they're getting longer and longer I feel like I made no progress to that like I felt like I was making no progress until you called it and then just then I had gotten the history report and I was like okay I think I know what I need to do yeah that one was rough okay okay which one's next H putut enters the race oh jeez put putut enters the race a classic a true classic uh Chad is upset that they won't have the lore but they're going to get P dude there was lots of sexual innuendo in this game I don't know if you if you got there was a lot of innuendo I was just saying that yeah dude like I mean up to this point chat's been horny for all the characters cuz that's funny to do to a children's game but um like they were straight up they knew what they were doing in this one that was his name is Sir pound a lot like it l no that literally I was like this is it we're we're just we're not even trying to hide it anymore yeah I was having my chat come up with other like alternate pet putt put titles and we got some really good ones we got like you know uh like putt putt commits tax evasion putt putt enters the void like putt putt like you know finds out he's adopted we got some really good ones going this next one there's going to going to be somebody who says putt putt enters the butt probably all right you ready yeah I guess so final round skipping aloud this is the ultimate test of humongous game Skill 3 2 1 go all right sorry chat it's real loud oh God uh dude I have no idea what's happening already I've already skipped a lot uh what is okay hold on hold on uh do I move the dog it's an armed I'm pressing escape uh what okay I don't know what's going on the greatest thing about yep okay I just I got myself a saying uh-huh yeah okay uh here yep okay toys yep we're going to have to figure out what I have to do it says free those batteries must be fre cyber Punk DC looks sick come in handy okay I got batteries cool uh wait can me pause I accidentally forgot to put my timer on screen oh oh yeah yeah okay and I wanted to be a legal run I also my layout was all h i j k l m n o p q r t v w making so much progress right now and I have no clue what's going on yeah I have no idea either all right okay ready all right I'm I'm good to go yeah all right uh go uh this is tell her good luck oh it's like okay wait do I should I do this I feel like I shouldn't do this does it give me something does it give me something C D E F G H I J K L the r r s t v WX y n z I'm going to assume this gives me something which car am I am I yellow or red I can am I trying to what am I trying to get this is probably not a good use of time the Tash guy sounds like the British [Music] museum it really does we deserve historical artifacts I'm about to lose is it worth doing worri it's not the size are you ready to go are you ready to go um okay free batteries okay I'm leaving all right we went to Toys we're going in here uh Cartoon color no no well have a chicken dinner so what a ladder that ladder wait hold that ladder is the property of the cart Town fire department okay cool thank you um all right let's go here car okay I got a bottle um gas a it says air thank you extra high powered high octane gasoline fill her up no point in listening to the Lord anyways now that Jason is gone fill her up what is what am I making him high oh God okay that extra high power high octane gasoline doesn't last very long I should take some of it with me to the race so I can use it there okay I got it the morning a putt good morning Mr baldini I'm getting ready to race in the cart Town 500 oh that is so exciting you let me know if there's anything I can do to help I will hey P put I'm a getting a little old how' you like to do me a favor and go out on the farm and pick me up some more huh sure what do you need Mr balini well uh let me see I need a one of tomato a one of cor and a got it uh okay tomato yep yep yep yep yep where's the farm well who the [ __ ] are you hey it's Chuck and it looks like he's in trouble I don't care I'm not sure that you I don't care we're moving on um you have to go to the farm to pick stuff up what is this oh it's this guy the criminal well if it isn't putt putt long time no see I'm it's a yak a baby one if you I I don't care all right um here cat hi Mr fender bender how'd your cat get stuck up in the tree it's a wacky thing pit pit bonso just ran out of the house and charged up my cheat I mean charged up my tree okay I'm skipping I don't care um anything I can do can I like put the dog up there no can I throw a bottle it I don't think I can I still need uh okay nothing I can do here we're going to go to this spot odd hey odd animals of the alphabet what okay I'm assuming this is I shouldn't bother him those are the library those are the hey [Music] book doesn't seem like there's anything here all right do you feel like this is harder because I actually have no idea what is going on okay great just check W you code your B self into this game won't code pat p into your c a bottle hi bet okay I've got excuse me Betsy do you mind if I pound in some of those Nails back there not at all why is that one guy always around baby animals which run away from him yeah that's a good point what wow look at all the nails I better get to work here I [Music] go [Music] what what the [ __ ] I'm doing perfectly fine are you serious did I fail come on should we stop playing now no I want to keep playing I've got to pound all these nails in here I [Music] go it's really laggy it's not my fault that's some media compounding makes sense for a v I better get to work oh my God this doesn't do anything should we stop playing yes stop playing okay duck fails scale check you're getting your gear together for the race I sure am Betsy bulldozer it's a 2-year subscription trash okay that's just a diagram of cheese um so wait how do I get okay he needs like a chain or something I sure do wonder why Doug is so bad at pounding in the back such a mystery this is uh okay all right [Music] um uh I okay this path I haven't gone no no I have gone this path okay is this the farm I need to go to the farm what the [ __ ] is happening oh no that shed is on fire what should I do literally what is going on how bet I can use that phone to get help yeah call 911 91 1 why are they teaching kids to do this on this is 911 please do not hang up until I tell you to uh I'm skipping okay that was maybe good I don't I don't know what happened um sure we're going in here uhoh what not again careful One Main Road oh it's a oneway road okay um cool wait what is this junior fire marshall badge okay apparently I have a fire marshal badge wait I feel like I've done everything now what do I do wait I haven't gone here or have I uh PT putt hello hi Mrs airbag how are you doing today airbag I'm afraid not very well ralie buried Mr airbags new hubcaps in the backyard Mr airbag is not going to be too pleased about that I can assure you maybe I can help you dig them up Mrs airbag oh putt putt that would be Wonder great now all I have to do is find a shovel and I'll be back Follow The Line this is so much worse I think I'm making progress I'll need a sh don't know what I need I'm a fire marshall now but I don't know why you wait you are a junior fire marshal or no yeah I am how did you do that how did you become a junior fire marshall did you know that no I'm going to I'm going to go back to the RAC track and talk to them without skipping and see if I can figure out what to do great and good luck with that okay we're going back to who what was your deal any luck picking up that TI a patch kit sorry Chuck I haven't gotten it yet but I will tire patch kit got it um here we go to the race let's learn what's going on that guy that's not helpful hi there butt but how's it going B boy I haven't gotten any of the things I need for the race yet okay but I know I will of course you will all you got to do is just keep on trucking you're not going to tell me what I need no no well sometimes I miss racing okay uh so I don't know what I need but I need something to start the race um have I been here an empty bottle okay I'm sorry you need to put two coins into uh I just need to keep on trucking have I been here okay this is the toy shop is there anything here oh if it isn't my favorite customer butt butt hi Mrs widget I wanted to thank you for the free batteries oh you're welcome that's what they're there for I'm trying out all the new toys in the stack room oh want to make sure they work just right no no we're out um have we been here this is the collar I don't have that yet this is the car wash I have that gas don't check your inventory don't do it what it's the racing form I got from Red Line Rick I still need to find some extra high powered High OCT super Speedy radial racing Tire safy triangular okay that's if you haven't seen it already there's a list in your trunk to the list what you need yes I understand that I just don't know where anything is oh I didn't know that until right now okay I've talked to this dude the cartown 500 is quite a race almost the whole town will show wait maybe I can get this now excuse me smokey is it okay with you if I borrow your ladder now of course pot pot keep on after all junior fire marash talking you okay I don't know what the ladder gets me but let's [ __ ] send it do you need a ladder will that help you ladder I borrowed from batteries I don't think I can use that there uh safy fire Mar any luck picking up that um cat cat cat cat cat I'm not sure that will work what I have a ladder Mr fender bender okay uh we got the what does that do why does that matter that I've wait why do the dog have a helmet it's the racing form okay I have a helmet what's the punishment for not winning the race um 25 gifted [Music] subs and we you have to watch the movie the Chihuahua the movie where's the farm [Music] this is a oneway road so I can't go that way smokey did a great job wait can I call the okay that's not working are you're saying honk that didn't do anything stop cheating well I guess that wasn't cheating cuz you gave me bad advice what do you last time I lost my hook I couldn't find it for a week oh I'll find it long before that Pete I'm sure of it okay you I need to find his hook this isn't anything I don't think this there's anything here so I just need I need to get this dude's hook uh there's nothing here this is the library which has nothing dude what do I what do you do okay this this woman there's something hello putt putt did you find a shovel no not yet I need a shovel good because I have got it okay I need a shovel for this um I go here okay what do you want hello again out back Al Mighty you're back any luck finding out what this little fella needs to eat sorry outb Al I haven't found out what he eats yet but don't worry I will oh he no worries Mighty I'm sure you will I look up in the library what he needs to eat got it odd animals of the alphabet that's probably a bison I guess no wouldn't that be a buffalo what is that c d e e f g a i q p o o n m l k j r f t u u v w x y oh it's a yak parents graze on G gas and leaves babies drink milk okay got it can I go talk to him I assume um we talked to him I talked to him did something happen oh I wish I could remember what you ate little fella yeah it's a yak a baby one if you can believe that he needs a hookah she needs a shovel to bury a body Doug needs a gun to kill the other RAC find this is a good children's game I know what he needs dude also there's supposed to be a farm somewhere oh the Farm's probably to the left but I need to get the hook for this dude [Music] um it's a picture of a horn h horn oh that's literally all you what was that I ran over well who knows cuz I can't see a thing you killed a man putt putt oh here's the go the bottle oh my God I have to do this every time okay there it is again okay there's probably a bottle that I ran over hi torval tractor oh hey nope we're skipping a salad is a treat nope skipping wow it's a flashlight can I can I have it okay I have it can I have this bucket Noe he's going water I'm going to go back here I'm going to use the flashlight I'm not sure that will work what are you talking about um okay we're going to the farm I wonder where I can pick the things I need for Mr baldini well I don't remember what I need I also need grass and hay for the yak can I look at where I still need to find a tomato and ear got it um broccoli I wonder if I can get close enough look broccoli I need one of those I can't escape through this for some reason you need milk you seem to be moving kind of slow maybe you should put Pajama Sam number seven in charge no I don't trust [Music] him looking what am I looking about corn andn what corn and tomatoes um it would only eat Yak milk I don't think I need milk for the yak that doesn't make sense how do I get there oh my [Music] God tomatoes grow in bushes right why did they make this so complicated oh yeah I'm dumb I literally grew tomatoes as a kid do I need to go those are pumpkins [Music] right okay I don't know why you [Music] can't I don't know why you can't skip this [Music] part oh corn corn [Music] corn corn Mr going insane I need music to make this get get up I just need a tomato [Music] maybe where the hell are the tomatoes in this Farm one dayen what am i c [Music] before reach found like get up the rock get up the me the where are the tomatoes this Farm is what is wrong with this Farm Tomatoes I found them okay this made you have [Music] you need to talk to the Italian to get tomatoes no you don't to your own I might have bought that I need some of those I think I'll pick some why did they not let you skip the movement in the farm with escape to Mr balini I don't know okay I just finished the farm well I should say I finished picking everything up and now I have to spend 5 minutes leaving oh my I'm lost again oh my god get rock get up to me the your desire wrong way no this is the way back I go like this it's not the wrong way literally [Music] not that's the long way there's a closer way whatever it was not me who was controlling this body I you know what turn around no I'm at the end wait how close is the exit I am curious oh oops [Music] whatever okay okay um I need Yak Milk hi tural tractor I'm back you sure are uh I I don't know what to get the yak okay but I have I'm not sure that will why is The Flash Knight not relevant here okay I'm going to go give this [ __ ] to the farmer and then maybe the farmer will have like a hook or something um or the the grocery guy I mean okay we give him this what happened hi you put put this is a fin a day for the big race huh don't you to think so oh it sure is Mr baldini want to go back to the farm and pick us some more produce sure Mr baldini what do you need no no no no no no okay I have no idea hey I bet the batteries I got at the toy store will fit in this perfect oh my God okay we go back up here we go into the tunnel I have to honk first we go into the tunnel I heard it again I put the I'm not sure that will work what oh oh here we go hook it's a hook yes pick up the hook go back I Jam the hook in the tractor boom he moves the thingy I go past this is a new area we go here uh I don't care talk to this guy skip past it jump in go go go click all the [Music] stuff [Music] why is it making a shotgun sound I feel like I'm not doing this correctly my God what that's not [Music] correct [Music] what oh my God I have [Music] to okay this goes here bowling ball goes here maybe the duck goes here and then this goes here oh my God this go well it's all done that sure was a lot of fun skipping what did that do anything hey pbut thanks again for helping me with my mess of valuable junk it's always a pleasure to tidy up your Treasures Mr crank case okay no point to that very cool uh another glass bottles super Speedy radio racing tires those are the kind Red Line Rick told me I need to enter the cart Town 500 the sign says close I need to help Chuck fix his tire so he can get back to work here at the tire center great it's a tire patch kit Chuck said I could take one okay cool cool I can go back and fix the tire we go bam we go bam uh this dude's here no where the hell is the guy with the [ __ ] up Tire here uh I do patch Tire boom why is it not working here you go what here you go chck here's your tire patch kit why putt putt are you however something is it all cut out in the right and proper shape oops not yet what don't forget the hole in my tire is square shaped see guess first I need to go find some scissors and cut it out into a square just go just put cover the whole thing what are you talking about okay we're going to ice cream hi I'll have a giant jumbo milkshake please robber best and biggest in carton putt putt coming right [Music] up here you go milk what do I owe you are you kidding I owe you I mean you're the guy who brought me back from the moon it's free to you PT putt always G Rover that's really nice I don't care uh I'll have a carton of milk please Rover you'll find anywhere P okay got the milk go get that to the yak uh boom boom uh Yak milk boom hi again out okay the yak what happened what is that a racing flag it sure is putt putt why where you need it for something I sure do for the cart Town 500 go ahead and take it okay I have the flag uh what else do I have I have money I could do a car wash I need to cut the [ __ ] ribbon thing or the patch kit um scissors hey those safety hey scissor down I need to cut this tire patch kit for Chuck now which Shake did Chuck need his tire patch kit cut into uh uh what am I [Music] doing uh-oh it doesn't need to be perfect right great I cut a square now I can help Chuck fix his flat tire terrible I'm doing fine uh we go to Chuck do the thingy yep get him we go back to his shop um Shop's here I asked for tires well if it isn't my little do I have them Chuck I have four coins is all it takes putt putt oh my God and those tires are yours I can't wait Chuck so I have to make I have to go to another farming trip to make two more dollars so that I can afford the oh my God okay P oh wait wa wait wait I already have the thing okay what do I need I still need to find an orange a zucchini and a head of okay orange zucchini [Music] lettuce oh my God I honk okay get up okay I'm looking for orange lettuce zucchini is that a zucchini I'll have to get closer if I want to Pi that I don't think what is how would I know what a zucchini [Music] is oh there it is I'm D okay [Music] was okay and then lettuce is right there at the [Music] top get the rock get up the nobody likes zucchinis eat a cucumber like a normal adult you all right I just need the orange be afid is Doug an idiot no I'm not this is a esoteric children's game it's not my [Music] fault yes okay this will give me the money to buy the tires what else do I need is that everything I need something to hold the gasoline day I noticed that the world was broken H [Music] we I don't know what to do with the bottles I already went to the recycling guide nothing [Music] happened okay all right we're out we're out we're out we can skip again um I go back to the grocery store time of Kini crew dug you can have your garbage cucumber okay we have $4 [Music] cucumber so much better it's like tasty water okay uh $4 go give me Wheels I have wheels what else do I need I just need the high powerered octane gasoline be afid uh hey ptpt thanks again for helping me with my mess of valuable junk it's always a pleasure to tidy up your Treasures Mr crank case do I give him bottles or something oh I'll need to put in two more bottles before I can recycle them does it recycle into like a container I'll need to yes yes yes I know what maybe I should put my bottles in there what what what [Music] happened get the milk carton from and put the gas in that cucumber a crew re Supreme trash can um is that what I do do I get the milk carton from the cow uh oh catch him um where do I go I'm not going to look at chat anymore I don't want any I don't want anybody to spoil it I got to earn this there a bottle um but what about a delicious Ratatouille or fried zucchini can't make those cuc gas in so I can save it for the race I could fill the bottles bottles need to be recycled huh oh I thought I could fill them with gas um it's regular gas I think I'll try a little I don't know about filling my tank up with this extra high powerered gasoline right now maybe I should find something to put the gas in so I can save it and use it for the ra what the [ __ ] is it's got to be something with the bottles right it's got to be something with the bottles cuz the bottles are now back where they started is that I have to like get a car wash or something um okay yeah all the bottles have returned now that I've recycle them so it's got to be something with the bottles oh there was one at the this guy right no P putt is doping uh do you have bottles around oh he they wanted a shovel if I can get a shovel hello putt putt did you find a shovel no not yet but I will oh I could go okay I'm going to go to the car wash and and then maybe that that'll give me a shovel uh car wash no that's color um Car Wash put two coins in the slot please okay yes yes go okay give me a shovel wowe Zoe I love this place I'm going to skip through it I'm just going to click everything skip through time to vacuum out all the [Music] trash it's time for a shower does this do anything this does can I just leave now was that ever great was it can I go back in I'm sorry you need to put two Co oh my God okay um gas station I just need a container to store gasoline um I have no idea I as soon as I find a container I win bro I'm so close I just see the number on the [ __ ] thing what I don't even know what that means okay it's still been 32 minutes I don't even know if this has been faster uh I'm not looking at chat you didn't give me anything did you no give me a hat you gave me the flag in here is there a container I'm not looking at chat that would be cheating okay I need good music um okay nailers wanted you have the shovel hold on give me give me the shovel why can't I have excuse me Betsy bulldozer I was wondering if I could borrow your shovel I need to help Mrs airbag and it would sure come in handy ah you know I'd like to but I got a heap but work ahead of me today only time I ever take a break is to suck down a big old fat milkshake milake that final cut scene no I'm in it no I'm in it I'm about to no milkshake what why did he drink the milkshake the first time go go go go go okay have a [Music] shovel where's the lady who needs go shovel go I'm not sure that what what is happening you actually race I want to win can I can I shovel the dog you've got to be kidding [Music] me what am I even looking for there's no way I'm going to go through every single [Music] goddamn come on is there like a hint hold on dude dude is there oh my God I feel like ruined This Woman's [Applause] backyard nothing there oh my God [Music] there is no way this is [Music] weird new not my streamer no I want to win what okay I did you actually just have to guess gasoline go is it shovel I have all I have it all I have it all go go go let me into the race let me in let me in why can't I go in let me into the race you need this now Red Line Rick no Siri you just make sure and bring it to the big bra you're going to need it okay I will I want to I have everything it's the racing form I got from Redline Rick I still need to find the official number to put on my flag what and then I'll be ready to enter the race what where the [ __ ] is that is it in the library uh I should try to use these numbers with my triangular racing flag where's the number may you a grocery store no it's in the Toy Story bed toys oh my my God flag look at all the godamn it that one hey I did everything I needed to do to enter the T Town 500 hot biggity I'm ready to race hi Red Line Rick I got all the things I need for the race come on that's great putt putt some time you go on over to the garage then boys get all fixed up on the RAC trackit are you race again I'm done I am done oh is there an actual race you have to do I got like some the the first I was in first at the end and they clipped through me to get in front of me there's no music it's just skidding noises wait so you're done credits roll I I I'm about to beat the credits hold on maybe I'll be really fast yeah yeah go for it what the [ __ ] what is this [Music] game this end game sucks it's so [Music] bad he won he did it is there just one lap there's five laps there's five laps I'm going to try and win the race I got to go back though oh please no oh God can I just do the raise do I have to play the whole game again they probably going to make you restart I don't want to I don't want to restart I just wanted to play the race again I this might have been slower with us doing skips it's just it was so bad that was so hard to figure out what was going on okay I I thought I could redo the race after the credits but it just restarts the entire game so I did get second but I would I must say if you go back and watch the footage it was kind of [ __ ] that I got second okay can we agree that I kind of won the tournament as long as I end in first place if you win the race I would so you you definitely win but that I was faster at video games technically kind of because I was faster in the race you weren't faster in the race though well if I get first place well let's see how you do first I'm currently in third and I've hit almost every single oil spill Oh I thought you had to click I've been clicking as fast as I could the whole time I think you do have to click no you don't you don't oh I yeah I have I had no idea cuz it seemed like the rest of them were just able to zoom and like go faster but I don't think that was the case for for us well I am in first place right now well hopefully you get teleported in front of or wait no or am I in last place it does show you right the guy who's in first is pink sure I know I am I first or last CH say you're not first you're last no the first place is pink that's me I think I think you're going to get it okay well hold on there's only one more lap I'm definitely I believe in you I absolutely was like I'm not doing that again it took so long yeah this is a long race very long ending to a game chat don't worry I I was also in last until the end so maybe he'll pull it back I want him to win the race I want one of us to win the race I think I'm in first you can redo it but only before you do the credits like you have to play it again that's why I was like I don't want to do that again cuz I was like I'll lose if I do it again this is a this racetrack your chat is saying you're definitely not going to win why the other cars saying you got lapped oh uh oh wait is that the car that's uhoh unfortunate Doug you didn't do it you're not incredible Doug how do you speed up way faster how are you supposed to win that's what I'm saying there is no speed up oh my God first you could just go back to playing put put saves time or whatever and just win that way not mad D just disappointed always say it's not if you win or lose want to see your stream how you race around the track and you RAC around track real nice good job out there putt putt thanks red Rick so what do you say you want to go again no I don't want to go I think I've raced enough for today it's like the wor the audacity to tell you you go again even though it was like a 25 minute to give to you this here ribbon for being a good sport and a great racer I won The Good Sport ribbon blue generally means one a lot I want thank everyone in cart town for helping me get all the things I needed you didn't even place thanks for putting out that wait did you get like a trophy or something next time I got a trophy don't forget it's not a but it was a second place trophy what did you did you not get a trophy I got a it's a huge trophy Abby it's massive I don't really do it is it can't even fit on the screen they had to just give me a blue ticket that I'll redeem later for the first place trophy to be fair I think the real participation award was the friends we made along the way oh that's that's what a loser would say um and that you have to eat off the floor at the G and watch the Chihuahua with Eric Point Crow did you paint yourself in this one or no no I didn't either it was just too much it took me like 15 minutes just to get enough dude the farm like why did they make the farm UNS why make the farm unable makes no sense you go twice yes for yeah for four for $4 yeah I don't know what the recycling the bottles did I cuz I skipped through it that was also money no that so the farm for me was I had to do that to get like a major part of something and then I had to go again to feed the arvar or whatever um I had really I must have had like really weird RNG yeah I chat I will do it later H that was so fun after after we are wrapped up that a really good time congratulations Abby you are officially better thank you so much I always knew in my heart that I'm good at games for ages 3 to eight dog 2 Abby 3 damn you weren't even that far ahead of me with that one um I wasn't that was really close I was panicking though I was like screaming in chat about how I needed to go faster because I could feel myself falling mine oh what were the parts that screwed me up when I okay the first time you get a wait did you have to feed a milkshake to a yak not to a yak I fed it to a construction vehicle um what okay well in M I had to feed a milk to a yak oh wait no no I needed to get a milkshake to a lady so I could do you have to dig in that lady's backyard yes okaying space in the yard it was it was like the 98th one that had the bucket or whatever I dug every single one and my chat was just watching me hit escape and click every single like portion of it there had to were you supposed to know there had to have been a hint of what you're there's no way because if you don't if you don't click through the animation the animation was like 15 seconds of him realizing there wasn't something in the hole which means an average kid would be there for like 2 hours just digging through the backyard I I hope this becomes a video just for that singular section because I don't know about you but it was just clicking and screaming and nothing else yeah yeah at that point you were in the race so I was going full I was going as fast as possible apparently and I don't know this doesn't make any sense but your Yak was my arvar um you know what they say yeah your Yak was my arvar yeah we're learning life buers here oh my God that was so much fun that was very fun that this was a lot longer than I expected but this was very fun way longer I would love to I've played Freddy fish so we can't really do that one but if you're ever doing another Humongous Entertainment thing and you need some help just let me know how many how many oh I I've played at least the first Spy Fox I Lov that one we got to play putt putt and fatty Bears activity pack oh that's true that's a huge one I don't know what that one is but I do want to open it um Spy Fox how many Spy Fox there were three spy foxes Jesus take the the wheel H What good games dude great game C thank you so much man thank you for the 205 Subs dude you got to get the Humongous Entertainment chip sponsor I'm pretty sure they are not in existence anymore we got to check I got to run the numbers on that one oh they were in Washington oh and now you have to watch you have to watch Chihuahua the movie yeah I guess we'll all technically watch yeah probably that's probably that's going to be a group punishment inadvertently o what if I told you they've been defunct since 2006 oh so who's getting our money the fact that we just paid $100 for these games the steam I don't know the government scrum scum whatever called the launcher probably scum there are blue there's a whole Blues Clues series by humongous game [Music] apparently oh and Backyard Sports those games were hype I feel like I played the blue scho ones but not the Backyard Sports but I could be wrong I really like that every other game in this series goes from like normal errands that he's doing at his town to like altering SpaceTime I like that you could die in almost every single one yeah that's true also I didn't think there was many inuendos in this one but there was one at the beginning that I can't remember now Jesus Take the Wheel um it wasn't pounds a lot but it was like something similar King Pelican thank you very much man I appreciate it um before we wrap this out let's end this by each listing the hottest car oh yeah yeah for sure mine was the brosaurus the brosaurus that's a good answer mine without fail was Miss airbags or M airbags I don't know if she's married if she's not she was hot she was really hot she's about to be yeah she was damn woo they really made her also I played the nail Hammer game like so many times I was like panicking and unsure if I needed to do it yeah I hate how many I okay speed running these games is terrifying because there are so many pointless mini games that don't accomplish anything like my God I didn't get to play most of them in the um time not the time traveling one the other one yeah well yeah the time traveling one had like eight that I just ignored a lot of them cuz I assume none I did too that was great fun than for having me this was really fun this was very fun chat for being cool about it thank you chats um sweet I will see you in like 2 days and you can gloat off the floor you can pick where and when I off the floor yeah hopefully it'll be like a time when you're on camera or something I want it to be like captured H we don't need to we don't need to worry about that also uh yeah I I'll see you in two days but I'll see stream in I think six months I it's like a biannual thing here so I'll see you guys in 2024 everybody if you had if you've enjoyed um me streaming with Abby be sure to give her a follow because she won't be streaming for the foreseeable future I don't stream a lot but you can see me on Eric's Channel sometimes on Doug's Channel true Doug's great too if you're not following Doug you definitely should be you're probably one of the content creators I actually watch yeah I like how whenever I raid Eric he always says like hey thanks for the raid if you guys aren't following Doug Doug go ahead and give him a follow like to my people who just came from my channel I don't I think it's like a nice watch without being followed I guess yeah it just feels like he should be telling them to follow him not me it's just it's just funny to me I like it's good it's good you need I was saying it's it's nice that I could be here to help out a fellow small streamer yeah yeah that's true we I mean we are the biggest put put streamers right now I assume I don't think there are anybody else you got to go out back and watch the uh wa you're saying you're saying you're the smallest butt butt speeder Runner right now yeah I'm the smallest but am I I I haven't checked today if I'm the top of the category pretty embarrassing you may have won the batt battle but I won the war are you just in the zoo category as well uh I think I've been in I don't know I think you are I think I've just been in zoo oh god oh Lord Oh Lord so loud so loud okay perfect I think it's just us two though saves the yeah which one did I do yeah I'm in put put saves the zoo nice all right well I look forward to watching Chihuahua the movie with you very soon me too see you later Doug bye bye chat bye AB bye oops I just cut her off mid-sentence guys holy [ __ ] I acknowledged that I had read the free xib thing chill chill out I'm clearly talking to somebody and set out handle afterwards holy [ __ ] I don't understand anyway then do it I whatever um I'm just like not even going to free him cuz that was so [ __ ] obnoxious of you guys [ __ ] roasted it was actually yelling at chat defunded it's been funded for like 10 minutes dude we're foaming at the mouth I realize it's mostly non Subs most of people who aren't sub who don't seem to realize that maybe I would finish a thing before doing another thing that not everything has to come to a crashing halt the instant some unrelated Channel Point thing [Music] happens XV is coming home but yes congratulations in raising $10 million for xib it didn't show as fed for me it seems like it appeared at random times Doug clearly the problem was that p p wasn't orange if he was orange you would have won the race [Music] I think we can blame there's a lot of there's a lot of potential issues on why I lost number one [Music] racist I am literally the least racist character in that entire game to be clear the dead last I believe the other dog in the yard box when your mouse is over a spot with a hubc oh oops I think this literally took longer than if I had if I had played Without skipping as punishment dou his unban feet no no no it's fine just as a reminder there's more to life than sitting and spamming a thing for five straight minutes that I've clearly seen I know that I'm literally playing a children's game today but I believe in you to have critical thinking and maturity I believe in you chat I believe that you can be [Music] better but you did uh put together 10 million points and thus unban famous mod I am XIV [Music] congratulations we we did it working together we've achieved something magical me undoing my arbitrary ban on one of my mods you guys seem very proud okay I like your Pikachu shirt thank you I'll keep yall posted on how Chihuahua the movie is I it sounds like it's going to be riveting wait I was supposed to gift Abby's Subs is she still alive damn it she's offline okay whenever Abby streams in like 9 months remind me to go gift her 25 Subs on top of eating off the floor and all everything else all right cool um that is it for me I have accomplished great things today I'm going to go do some other work 10 million more Channel points to ban him again we can just cycle sure [Music] okay you guys have uh I don't know you have a week to get him reban good [Music] luck all right that's it for me I am actually not streaming for about 10 days because I need to do a bunch of other [ __ ] I mentioned this last stream but I've just been crazy overwhelmed with stuff and unfortunately I am not going to be able to do much streaming in October I I'll try to get a couple in I definitely I'm going to do the AI cooking or not AI um the guy Fury cooking stream on the 11th of October I believe so I have that plan I think I'm doing a uh sponsor stream on the 19th so there's definitely a couple uh streams I will definitely do but I'm just not going to be able to do as many hopefully though if I get ahead on stuff I will stream but anyway we can't donate to banam if you don't stream yes that was the joke it was very funny cu the laugh track okay well you guys have already raised almost $700,000 so I guess if you if you get it you get it 10 million in the next like 3 minutes he'll be rebounded I am not planning on relaxing but thank you I will I will try to I'll be doing other stuff this show that I'm planning in November I think will be fun I'm excited for it um yeah that's that's it this this was fun I had a great time goodbye y'all have a good one I'll see you uh whenever somewhere between now and like a year I will be back probably probably like eight days play Cofe real quick if I end the stream by only playing like 10 seconds of coffee then I probably won't have to unmute the VOD oh God P punch wait if putt put is mixed with coffee then maybe we'll get dmca coming for Cofe I could all right by smile

literally no hashtag ad it's so good [Music] it's so yummy oh two tablespoons is 210 calories i don't know if that's a lot is that a lot chap [Music] it's so good probably is a lot oh it is i need to find that because it has a lot of sugar in it i think dual audio wasn't working oh awkward i meant thank you for the four months uh i might have it set up wrong let me see let me i'm going to try something [Music] voice meter it might be this one that's not it cause now it's frozen you guys can't hear anything now can you now we don't hear music huh um i don't know that's supposed to be it let me see properties i don't know dual me dual audio wasn't working though so it's in the bot i'll ask christine i messed up the settings just tried to make a clip could still have the music shouldn't be the clip ah [ __ ] [Music] music's in the vod um [Music] let me ask christine let me take a screenshot of this i keep messing it up clearly [Music] damn it every time i push it it goes away um [Music] music too loud okay give me a second guys i'm trying to figure this out i can't go a day without tech issues you should know this let me ask christine this one let's do tech it's in our tech channel paste uh oh wait i'm done wait she literally taught me how to do this i'm dumb i'm dumb i know why she taught me and i forgot wait it should be under its own thing it should be under oh dole audio's messed up again i messed it up i messed it up uh i know why i mess it up christine are you in chat if christine's in chat i know i mess it up choose voice meter input yeah voice meter input but then it doesn't have the music thing christine the one without aux so now it doesn't in the mixer it doesn't have music that's our issue because it's supposed to have its own thing so the problem is is i went from my uh when i switch from desktop to kitchen it messes all my [ __ ] up doo then you need to add the source again [ __ ] [ __ ] uh that's so weird i wonder why it deleted i just need to not touch it and i need to start uh honestly from my computer in the kitchen maybe i'll just start using obs so i don't touch it this might maybe what i have to do i'll be honest we just won't have music today i might have to have christine set it up because i'm dumb i'm gonna have to have her set up what do you use in the kitchen it's a long story um sorry chad i didn't realize i would [ __ ] this up no so the issue is you have to like add you have to add um it's a long story it's really hard to explain you have to add you have like these things these scenes on stream labs right and i use the same scene i'm just gonna explain it because it just makes more sense so chat when i do stuff where's desktop how do i share my desktop where's desktop is already being shared nope um display capture [Music] this so these scenes i need to add the kitchen one so you have dinner in a movie i just need to add the kitchen one because instead when i go to the kitchen i just use this same thing and then i edit it but the kitchen is all messed up uh i just messed it all up is the moral of the story swift is so mad swift i messed it all up because i'm dumb and i didn't realize that it would mess it up but there's supposed to be a different thing in here in the mixer for um music that's for some reason disappeared but you guys can still hear youtube right we can do a wistful recap of everything yeah you can yeah i just messed up i messed up music somehow and i don't know how wait maybe it's this pause champ let me play music damn it i [ __ ] it up this was my fault sorry guys i'll fix i'll fix um i'll get rid of this in the future that's my bad i'll get a new scene for the kitchen that way it doesn't mess up anyway sorry i'm confused and dumb i'm dumb chad uh oh bye chad what i'm back chat um sorry about that dang it i'm mad at myself as soon as we think we have it going i mess it up every day um uh christine's so sweet christine's like i can walk you through it and stream and i'm like you don't understand i will get tilted and then we'll have no stream hello everybody it's fine we don't need music today um we will we'll fix that in the future um all right well how are you everybody oh i got a text my guess um okay a little stressful can you play music through youtube yeah but we don't need it because we're not gonna be listening to music anyway because we're gonna be doing other stuff today chat we're doing other stuff today um sorry i'm all thrown off um let's start with clips let's just start with clips let's start with clips because we need to distract my brain because i'm gonna spiral out of frustration with myself yay clips okay so what we're gonna do today guys it's been a while we haven't been able to play any video games i really want to play the um trolley problem that's what it's called right flo rob thank you for the 23 months oh my gosh i forgot people earlier i'm so sorry you subbed while i was struggling ctz thank you for the 27 months mo thank you for the brand new sub came thank you for the 11. ebrus thank you for the 14. duh da visa advocate thank you the prime martinbot thank you for the prime ahmed thank you for the four and indigo thank you for the two um so today we are going to start with clips start with reacts and then play video game traditional desktop stream that's what we're doing today trolley problem yeah that's what it is trolley problem so it's just a good little desktop day it's been a while easy peasy yeah easy peasy lemon squeezy it's time to just hang out are you excited long time viewer first time caller thanks for being awesome uh you're welcome smiley face um i want to do in band form soon too tat ocw thank you for the sub um okay all right on band forms we won't do them today but we'll do them soon can you do cosplay at all uh not anymore i used to want to get into it but no reddit no reddit today because i genuinely really want to play this game and we keep getting like distracted and not playing it and so i just i'm struggling also my face looks really weird today why is the camera so crooked chat we're on an angle i need a shorter tripod i think the issue with this is it's like too high i need one just like slightly shorter i don't like how high this tripod is okay all right my legs asleep because i was sitting weird all right well chad let's start with clips we're going to start with clips and then reacts uh we're going to do top kick reacts and then we're going to check the stuff that i've saved um so we have about an hour or two of uh clips and reacts and then we'll play the video game it'll be fun i'm really looking forward to the video game so yeah um but i um god i've put off a lot of work today that i need to do i worked on my taxes most of the morning then i had the sponsored stream on ludwig's channel and now i'm here and i have a lot more stuff i should be doing but i am not doing but we'll get there one second uh yeah okay top this week or this month top this month all right here we go chat was sponsored stream good yeah it was awesome cutie why is a word that begins with t and sounds like can banned tan usually when words about like descriptive words with like the way people look get banned a lot because no one asked so a lot of we have to like ban the world's like bald or like we have to ban a lot of words because people just feel like they need to comment on the way people look which is just crazy because you just don't you just don't need to unless i say hey guys how do i look today um so yeah all right uh here we go clips channel it's weird not to have the cat cam but the cat's down on leather extreme um hassan learns what lemon curd is an agent in lemon curd is actually egg yes oh so i'm so sorry okay so how egg works when cooked is it thickens that's how you make most custards it's my fault what is the thickening ingredient it was really funny watching hassan and myth argue over lemon curd the whole time i'm sorry and it is cooked it is cooked that's how that's called tempering eggs it is a little difficult for you guys i would understand but you do take your hot your hot liquid mixture you add it to your eggs and then you add it back on the stove that thickens that's how most custards and curds are made you literally like you're not going to serve me raw eggs dude they were saying scramble yeah i told you when it comes they were safe i said cook it we did it cook it okay but real quick the funny part is the vein popping out of myth's neck smith told you to go taste it with egg in mind and it was very eggy it didn't taste like pizza anyway no no way it's my fault i'm sorry okay you know what 13 no we still got this so funny the video of this is edited and put on my youtube by the way if you're interested in watching a shorter more consumable version um so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um okay next oh prezzo finds out who taylor swift's boyfriend is no google it [Laughter] joe owen joe alwyn show mama is this what you're trying to do to me is this is really it it is should i should i should i pull my dick out should i just start jacking off on cam is that what you want from me uh [ __ ] christ no google it i've been a bit of a menace chat i've been a bit of a menace joe momming everyone okay don't think with the three months it's bad i will admit i'm sorry even if they don't want it i'm joe momming without consent vote on bar thank you for the prime explain yourself hassan pago hmm it's a lambo i know so many streamers who has super fancy cars and they're not telling people about it because they don't want people to hate them i don't know anybody why would i tell anyone if i got a lambo are you kidding me has assange told you about his bentley yet oh besides his son's bentley i forgot about the wait is it just a tie can hmm it's a lambo that's true she's not lying rich makes buttercream oh god so gross you're gonna invite judges here to be sabotaged and then it ends up backfiring please look at how rich is holding to stop some of the sugar rich quick question from the judges when was the last time you washed your hands uh i've been doing it frequently okay fast contamination is a very dangerous thing inside of the kitchen salmonella can spread at a very dangerous rate thank you chef maybe don't ask him any more questions while he's holding it because he's kidding all over it you're gonna invite judges here this was so gross i learned next time i will just be the host i will not be the judge i will not be tasting any of that [ __ ] ever again adept was funny adept is funny you rob gets put in his place hell yeah he does i mean like you can't just eat one stop jersey trap don't stop can have ice cream stop you're doing so well yeah i am stop stop [Laughter] he just got passed by a dog [Laughter] that is that is so funny that is the funniest thing oh my god [Laughter] oh my god bro come on that is so funny oh my god oh good clip good clip good clip myth feels weird watching whine about it just kidding oh god have you ever been like watching a stream and you feel like you shouldn't be watching it because the streamer is like the streamer is obviously like being way too comfortable with their chat at the moment and you're like i just need to leave i do not need to know this about this person what it would tell us what did you learn who was it i wasn't excited about it one night dude and they were just oh wonderful you know and they were i just felt weird hearing their some of their stories i was like i'm just going to exit out oh they yeah they open up yeah they open up i was like i'm out just kidding oh god have you ever been like watching is this going to ruin our career guys this is all just the process to get valkyrie to watch watch wine about it i actually have planted pokey and myth and all these people just to talk to valkyrie about wine about it hoping that she'll watch it stream and you feel like you shouldn't be watching it i wonder what we were talking about probably about maya taking a toe in the vagina that's crazy she shouldn't tell people that like an actual toe went in her vagina she shouldn't tell people that that'd be i wouldn't tell people that you know the whole little toe thing i won't say what happened with the toe but like i wouldn't i would not tell people that i would not do that so i would hate people to know about that hassan is a boomer we know but what's the clip uh no he's like trying to bait the [ __ ] evil guesser how that never works dude it's like me trump ow ow what are you [ __ ] kidding me dude what is this okay this game is joking right oh thank god why is it so hard for you i don't know bro i don't have a credit card uh no i don't have a credit card he's so rich he only carries around cash in the trunk of his bentley he's so rich no credit cards for him insane monka w oh is this the cursed one is this cursed that is so creepy is obviously the strongest in that house the camera i don't know what was going on with that camera sorry i know the camera glitched oh apparently i knew the camera glitch the camera was being crazy i don't know how it was doing that or why i was doing it you said being sudden go showed up i'm telling you chad i'm telling you that the ghost of the envy house is a poltergeist i've decided i phasmaphobia that [ __ ] it's a poltergeist for sure for sure because whenever they talk about it whenever they talk about the ghost it always gets more like excited and apparently poltergeists like when you talk about them poltergeist info is something i'm googling which like if you google poltergeist we'll give you a poltergeist poltergeist is a type of ghost poltergeist is type of german for rumbling ghost or noisy spirit type of ghost or spirit that's responsible for physical disturbances such as loud noises or objects being moved or destroyed most claims are fictional descriptions of poltergeists show them as being capable of pinching biting hitting and tripping people they also depicted as capable of movement or levitation of objects such as furniture and cutlery or noises of knocking on doors foul smells are also associated with poltergeist which makes sense everyone's always complaining about how mink smells as well as spontaneous fires and difficult electrical issues such as flickering lights which they always have flickering lights in that house they traditionally have described as troublesome spirits who haunt a particular person instead of a specific location some variation of poltergeists found in many different cultures early claims that spirits supposedly harass and torment their victims back to the first century but references the poltergeists are more common in early 17th century um yeah i decided it's a poltergeist at their house do i know if i believe in poltergeist no am i good at phasmaphobia yes checkmate i'm a gamer the light's flickered on and off but there was no one there poltergeist do you think maybe they are just misunderstood the poltergeist or the envy house i think both also guys we have so many more emotes coming hk so if you like the new emotes hk is also working on uh a hyper a pog a poggies a new raid one which is gonna be four emotes because it's gonna be tummies they're gonna be painted on their tummies and like some of them will be like lifting up their shirt and one of them will be like something else uh sitting uh a peepo seven so a peepo but he's gonna be like sitting on his tushy uh white knight peepo a kissy one a material girl one it's like 12. oh a pee pee poo poo one i want a pee pee poo poo one and a pee pee poo poo one i thought you were describing ghost oh that's the most important one what amrio what else do you want chad what else do you want give her autism i'll do it someday are you removing that one yeah i don't really like emotes of myself the winston churchill and i love meth one oh can you draw people as winston churchill is that an option uh i can try perfect also can you draw people doing meth by chance is that in your wheelhouse what else chat oh can you do a bonk one oh that's a good one yeah what what popeye peepee peepee peepee brick the we need a hmm or a cess one hk i'm just giving you a list we're losing to the animated emotes we're not losing you're not losing what are you talking about isn't that tos no it's not actually meth duh he's flossing his teeth don't make it weird uh maybe a wave one too we need a wave one and a heart one okay a sassy enemy one and then a wave and a heart one sorry i'm giving you so many hi cutie hi ari and one doing uh jello i don't know if we can draw that one what are we up to right now we're learning about poltergeist the usual honestly but it's a wave but it's not going to be waving because we're not changing any of the animated ones you do still want to make an ep yeah i wanted to make an ep forever but i never have time i really don't have time because i want singing lessons that's what i actually want i always like a middle finger one is that one allowed oh a hug one would be good too hk can we do a hug one two of them giving a hug and can you do a dank one slash a um dank slash a paper one maybe just a dank one i guess pants on head is kind of a dank one they'll never know if we use melodrin where's my thing here chad i'm good at singing sorry hk i don't know if you got all of that but i believe in you chad it's time to sing give me a song chat uptown girl uptown girl karaoke ready this is my singing voice i can't hear it uh uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] how did it sound don't forget to flush beautiful thank you thank you guys thank you very much bon bon dar thank you the prime um we'll figure it out at some point luckily the music's joining her oh i'll do acapella oh [Music] and everybody wants to die like me and she's living cause she has to pee and that's the scene oh wow [Music] it keeps going [Music] uh thank you guys thank you guys so i'm gonna take singing lessons um uh it's gonna be good i'm out of vips because i don't have them anymore and i don't know who to remove because i don't want to look at it so i just modded you instead ari uh you're actually gonna try in those i was trying um kind of rude honestly all right next guys today's about molina what would you like to do today oro said i'm just interrupted by one thing what'd she say this is why people stick their dicks in cussing what's cussing nikoi is hard rather guys today jesus hassan really did change the world chat nnp is a question for chance what is it for a couple a couple minutes now i can finally leave so why do you think in the pro esports scene there aren't a lot of women he just got on band stop he'd oh sd thank you for the 32 months chance's face ready to answer this is crazy just got unbanned stop you just got unbanned don't answer it honestly no no what do you mean honestly you're supposed to answer you're supposed to answer it honestly that's for a couple of thank god no one has started a podcast with with soda i'm excited to meet uh emily as well just working yo bro you just scared oh my god you're the ogre not enabled uh i'm excited to meet uh emily as well that's crazy he got so scared women only want money anita don't tell them our secrets women only want money i learned that they don't care about love um no richard i hate to break it to you but you're just unbearable if that's the conclusion that you've come to then the only women that will ever tolerate you are the ones you pay to be there you see it's a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy when you generalize women as all sex workers just grubbing for money you see if you generalize women the good ones will not like you and the only ones that will tolerate you are the ones who have something to gain from you that isn't your personality because obviously you get spurned by one person and generalize an entire group of people by that one example so articulate hell yeah go anita write that down people g i hold her therapy money true true oh hk we need a people g emo [ __ ] good cliff good clip emmy giving it her all oh i'm excited for this [Applause] it's crazy that bjp and s-van are both reacting to emmy and miz doesn't want to miss a beat he's trying so hard [Music] get you a girl that can do both both what wait i just read that in chat both what play rock band and not play rock band huh yes okay what the [ __ ] best hundred gift metal alert oh does someone have a better alert than us [Music] oh [ __ ] okay thank you so much nine doves are happy because here's up top atlanta got more crazy happy dogs let's party we'll never stop american europeans [Music] okay okay i want to make one dirty word think of the 19. i'm jealous i'm jealous that was dope that was dope choppy's the best i want to be like a chubby austin brings out the queen card did you win the show [Music] sing me a song piano man wow [Music] did you win the show austin's so hot lashes thank you the prime thank you very very much he's nuts chat he's nuts austin plays piano a lot he at the christmas concert he thought about playing a piano himself how do you wrap a test with this on zemo's thank you for the eight months i've been throwing the kitchen sink at this okay i've been i've been throwing the kitchen sink you know i called up joe rogan immediately uh and by that i mean i started watching his podcast and developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship with him so i think i'm talking to him even though he's not um so yeah um we're gonna try this covet test now obvi unfortunately there's no instructions oh wait there is there are instructions um i don't really know how to read because i was homeschooled but hey it's okay um covet is fake anyway so who cares if i get tested positive or negative all right so let's take a look tomar la muestra why do i it doesn't stay in my head how do i say line chat what's my line hola mi llama soy dora damn it i was so good i sounded like her earlier the first time i did it i sounded like her chat at this point is this racist no because i'm trying to sound like the girl that sounds like dora n national land think of the prime londix thank you the prime ola so it's not just soy dora no way it's not just soy dora that's all it is no there's more of words i don't believe you i don't believe you i'm finding her i'm finding her on youtube you guys are wrong there's more words it's just ola sodora where where's the llama coming dora girl dora girl oh my god it's just soy dora why did you guys give me yama or llama where do you guys get where how did that how did that get added to the vernacular who did that you said it no you guys trained me you guys trained me that's the last time i try to learn spanish through my twitch chat hola soy can you say pueres a sermo un sandwich i'm getting better quiet ninja thank you for the two months super gamer guy think of the five guys the next sentence we have got to work on because that was a lot of words can you say can you use can you say this can you say puertes are sardes oon sandwich and you say can you say puertes dude why do i sound like this i know i'm saying it wrong i'm trying my best can you say puertes prayer can you say all right we'll come back to this in the future chat suppo poor l extremo del baston extra iaga el hisopo regardless i sound way better than this guy strawberry cheese puffs thank you for three months this is what i get for taking freaking french in high school i can't use that anywhere okay i think that's in a different language speak american god damn it this is what happens when we have too many immigrants in the country whoa i just want to be dora look at that can't even find the english language covid i've been this guy's toxics should be canceled do you guys see that clip did we watch that same clip show us the french cutie oh je m'appelle blair j paleo francais francaia on grandma apollo francaise oh my god he jump scared him [Music] [Laughter] uh you got haunted by a non-bald man caleb god that gets you i i don't even know if they can see you on stream but that was a rough month i would get so scared we should do that with the i would be down to do this in halloween time maybe maybe i'd get too scared i get a little scared sometimes chat i don't know if i'll do it i'm scared already just thinking about it i'm not doing it that gets you every time thanks for the tier one kevin i don't want to do it chat listen i know we talked about it we're not doing it ethan discovers goat tick tock defense lawyer what my great client here he was charged with the second time dui uh he admittedly overdosed on multiple different drugs that night because of drug induced psychosis he crashed with two other cars on i can't wait i don't know what this is hk thank you for gifting a sub this man ran over a whole family on the highway he was blackout drunk tested positive for pcp he was gonna i don't see any goats go to jail for life and we got him out on bond ladies and gentlemen no jail time reduced to 10 to 10 months of communities he's a good lawyer and he got his license restated huge dub all the comments are no keep this man off the road bro is unleashing super villains send this man i am reacting to someone else reacting to tick tocks chat i don't want to say we've hit a new low but i think we hit that when we learned i've been saying i've been adding too many words to yo soy dora this whole time and no one stopped me hakushi thank you for the five months you guys were telling me to send me llama there's no llama or yama mitch is a rock star what if we can get up a bit earlier we stop with the wii u stop with the wii i dragged your ass out of bed this morning listen i'm a rock star i have a song i [Laughter] [Applause] what a crazy that's funny that's funny god bro doesn't even know rhode isn't no streamer gets robbed in daylight it's gonna be a bird i'm calling it he's so sad he's not even scared of the bird he's just so sad oh my god oh i feel bad for him chad someone give him a sandwich look at this this is a freaking hawk chat that's a hawk oh you liked it that's so sad i feel bad for him something that always makes me really really sad is when people lose like their ice cream or their sandwich or their glasses like something that they really like and makes them happy and they lose it it makes me really sad setting up a gofundme for this guy thank you i feel so sad for a sandwich that's fan on boxing maya did one hit and knocked me out it'd be so it'd be like really bad for him you get a lot of hate but if you oh my god a year later can you imagine how funny it would be i actually i actually i'm gonna be honest i don't think i would get hate for that i don't think i would get hate i think i think that if if i punched maya square in the jaw and deleted her uh-huh i think that there would be a standing ovation i think people would absolutely love that i think so many people would be happy and now i'll be on i might even get hate if i don't do it at this point so uh hey it is what it is i would need a new co-host of whine about it because i'll be honest i don't think i could do it alone that's my only concern i don't think i could run my podcast alone and i don't really want to hang out with s-van that much i hate hanging out with him there's got to be someone else feeding seagulls in korea oh they want the food seagulls i can't open it with one hand i know at first i was like do it but also don't do it what the heck is that yo you need you need just hold it in your hand hold it in your hand you won't take it no no no no no no watch okay watch this watch this wait okay this is when you actually put little lassos on each of them and then you tie the lasso to your backpack and then they fly you away and you direct them with your chips that's what i would do oh they cut most of them can't believe they're not doing that they're going to poop on us they're going to poop on us stop giving me this oh [ __ ] they're gonna they're gonna get me [ __ ] scariest good catch bird why does he not stop parenthood says atrialk what does he know what does he know i can't [ __ ] stand him he got [ __ ] infinite [ __ ] free time sitting around [ __ ] vaping and climbing and getting idrox just spit all over himself are we gonna pretend like he didn't do that he just spit all over himself we're just gonna move on like that didn't happen i don't know how to move on spoon fed oh it's spit some more what is going on here what does he have rabies pastries by cutie cinderella and i have a [ __ ] full-time job all day and sometimes i have some obligations i don't want to open that aria i have a feeling it's spit and i can't just on a dime oh god this is dropping through csgo that night give me more than [ __ ] 24 hours head start i don't she's calling me again he's calling me again and then when i'll get on stream and just watch shark tank and i know i was gonna call good day mate thank you for the seven months yeah man what's up so [ __ ] in that litter box [ __ ] a fur parent sometimes i forget who the real heroes are sometimes i do forget i can't stand it ludwig has it done so good with the kitten he is because i didn't realize how busy i'd be how much i'd be out of my office and uh you know i do a lot of kitchen streams and specifically we've done a lot of kitchen streams this week and lud's taking the kitten like every day he's been like the main kitten's parent which makes me feel bad but he seems to love it also atrial i don't know anything he said but he spit a lot in that clip tiny s man that's rough the beyonder's true form wow there's a pretty cool true form his true form is just like a tiny s fan that's rough tiny s fans breaking news from the judges table i think we're almost we might need to clean some of this out oh no i think it must have been cleaned up uh oh these have negatives so we'll just delete them anything with negative votes i'll just delete i'll clean cleaning chat jello why does this have negative votes get [ __ ] jello what is this that's really fast is nick hot did this happen what oh my god i forgot i even said that are we all sexually attracted to nick now he's so fast he's so fast oh my god i can do that i love how much love i love how much nick loves hockey he just lights up whenever he like talks about it or is around it it's very cool it's like me when i randomly go on rants about cakes but hockey is way better he's got a girlfriend she shares it's like a thing oh my god talked about it it's in a contract wait a minute am i about to have a threesome guys she's so stupid that's what she just said jesus christ did anyone hear that he always finds a way to take it just a step further doesn't he doesn't he uh why do bb no money and mischief have a take on taylor swift i thought how why is l why is this only why is miz always talking about taylor swift lately i don't understand why why why why why is this the third clip i've seen of miz talking on taylor swift i'm genuinely curious i don't know what's happening it's pissing me off nope all right base take i hate taylor swift i do think she's talented i do think she's a little overrated i i think she is keep her name out of your [ __ ] [ __ ] mouth sorry but i think most of her music is just like i'd rather listen to the scooby-doo intro than this [ __ ] like it just doesn't do it for me but i mean like some most songs you hear it's like i know the song i know the song right and no one's like like putting it on and like jamming it in the room in shape oh my god i want to beat the [ __ ] out of him not in a video game in real life i would like to make that clear okay like it just doesn't do it for me but i mean like some most songs you hear it's like i know the song i know the song right and no one's like like putting it on and like jamming it in the room cutie i [ __ ] hate taylor swift stabbing i know i hate this guy i hate this guy oh my god i hate this guy i hate this guy i hate him oh i should have just played monopoly for hours i shouldn't have made that trade i still think about i'm still thinking about i should have made the trade i should have made the trade i should just played for hours i could have slow rolled him i could have gotten there eventually why did i make the trade it wasn't worth it it wasn't worth the loss it wasn't worth the [ __ ] lost delete okay i saw the girls trip song jello oh that one's deleted it just won't let me say i delete it um uh i might call it okay i'll watch these last three and then mods i might have between if one of you wants to clean that up with anything irrelevant uh that'd be dope um but then guys we're almost out of clip so you guys might you need to post more clips news from the gym table so rich has informed us that their the yellow team sour cream is in fact no longer yeah it sounds like a sabotage yeah just said he's gonna dump the sour cream into that so we're very good what it is is i saw i saw he's really proud of himself delicious i saw they did they added just so proud of the sour cream so it's still sour we'll cook it a little bit but i wouldn't make it explicitly i don't know i mean these are no one should be using sour cream this round for no reason so gross oh my god i'm never taking sour cream to one of those again it was so gross hungrybox fawn's the biggest [ __ ] in the world big banana if you agree somebody please please thank you thank you so many big bananas i [ __ ] hate this guy he keeps like oh my god bro it's just tournament bro i just gotta do what i gotta do to win bro oh my god if i lose like seven more sets this kid i swear on my mom he's getting punched in the face i'm so close to punching this guy in the face i'm not even joking that's how i'm that's how i'm going out i'm just gonna deck him in the throat dude i swear on my mom i'm like what nothing hbox is a goat push one if you love one [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] that's so funny which one if you love one yeah oh can you do a wrestling move on you yeah so when i was younger i'd be like hey go like this pretend you want to hug real hug and i'd be like oh i remember that rock bottom can do a wrestling move on you yeah that's funny okay let's say one day wake up and all the human population and human civilization didn't exist only to be greeted to choose a character screen but only two options were a giraffe and a pig what would you pick and why wait i have to be one i have to be a giraffe or a pig i think i'd be a pig chat because like a giraffe if he gets a sore throat he's like really going through some [ __ ] if i'm just a pig i'm the only pig in the world anyway you'd be baking no no there's no humans there's no humans but there's animals animals can eat anything animals can use giraffe all right that's all cleaned up but up all right we're gonna watch um two top cats and then one video okay best twitch fails compilation and then most awkward moments on twitch those are the ones we're watching who's that guy whose compilations we used to watch remember that we should watch his again i don't know what happened [Music] daleks does he still post oh hell yeah was that a homeless man deluxe he stopped oh sad yeah i feel bad for him too i can go for you two to kiss guys we're not kissing why do you even read that out of every comment you guys we're not kissing it is one two three four five like there's so many comments hi barry whatever no big deal why did you just make that thing i didn't make i didn't make a face did you see i chat did i make a face they're flirting they're in love you're not coming back to canada dude i'm kidding i'm kidding well probably like 1 000 subs or something probably like 1 000 subs wait we guys saw this clip when did we see this clip you know what's funny this is how i know who mid beast is i only know who mid beast is when indie fox was on you know doing butt asmr um she would always end her stream with like we're gonna we're gonna raid mid beast because i want to get his attention is what she would literally say and i'd be like why am i watching indie fox was the question i had but then i found out who midvised was and he plays he's good at league doink away from where i could knock it over and burn myself or my surroundings or even my dog okay i don't think she'd be that tasty okay so i'm gonna go put this back where i found it okay because i'm a responsible adult white pcs are [ __ ] cool and it's like a square i [ __ ] with it that's a nine this is the guy who miss kiff broke his arm who is this it's tyler hughes this is little tris friend i think this is fake honey bro i really need to win this setup war man you don't win anything um that's that's what's his bucket every single baking stream oh my god why am i not what's his name starts with an m why am i blanking on his name minority yeah that's minority every baking stream i really need to win this so this might be my setup i got my pc bro sprint spanking we got the keyboard i hated that the cat's gonna get mad i'm calling [Music] [Music] yeah goodbye lady um chad some final news now in case you have not heard the world's current oldest person um is no longer the world's current oldest person they are um a dead person 10k outfit not kidding guys do you know what i made i made qdc news network i didn't realize that nim also did a news network and i was like oh [ __ ] this looks bad because i'm doing a news network and then i'm also doing the streaming awards and then i also really like forsen it was like an issue didn't know i really didn't know i did know about his award show but i thought mine was different enough i did it okay guys i'm gonna look [ __ ] bust in it chat when i get there dude guys what one of my thoughts i hate him so about amber third she's kind of hot she's income take [ __ ] of my bed if she wants to i don't know how before two years ago brought the big-ass bug oh [ __ ] what is that what is that what is that oh [ __ ] no one here today he got attacked by bug i'm so lucky there's so many people behind her please no jumping no running no shaking the bridge intentionally as a courtesy to all our guests thank you oh my god that's so embarrassing oh my god i'm so embarrassed for her i'm gonna put the squirrel on the left what is this game i'm looking to chat i dude i'm i'm a streamer my eyes are glued over here i like michael i i'm the live streamer i go i go yeah yeah yeah yeah why is this guy wearing sunglasses in [ __ ] court he cheated does judge judy have a freaking youtube page what the hell there's only one [ __ ] answer he's a [ __ ] giga chad there's he has to be a giga chad this is the plaintiff anthony oh my god oh that's so bad loki thank you for the the sub where are my notifs chat do i have notice wait i've had notice on this whole time no i have notice i shouldn't hear it okay okay no audio everything's broken there is no audio right oh there is audio oh never mind i just have started zoning them out we'll change them soon sorry an acorn i love that thank you for the 13 months you can't hear them you can't hear them oh [ __ ] oh you should be able to hear them that's weird no audio for us oh my god wait what oh my god my shit's [ __ ] chad i don't know how to fix that i can't even i can't even begin to figure out how to fix that because i can hear it and it shows that you should be able to hear it oh well [Music] kitty [Music] i'm gonna knock that glass over for sure [Music] oh cuter hello kitty say like a tempered glass back have you seen the out sorry what oh my god i got told to be quiet she just told me to shut up the neighbor no that house yeah you've got a karen next door yeah imagine also like imagine just like knocking on the front door and being like hey can you guys be quiet we're trying to sleep instead of doing that so weird biggie thank you for the 28 months of a tier 2 i have a karen next door she's really angry chad it's too bad oh [ __ ] stop smoking yesterday god damn it this is hard [Music] i have to do like a palm technique i can't do it with my stuff thanks japan uh guys what kind of games is playing nice here it is also lame the way she was telling them to showed up i feel like that's so lame and he's telling me about how his mom beat legend of zelda uh how she was really good at legend of zelda she used to be like a nintendo gameplay counselor or something and yeah she really loved that game and i said oh you know maybe you should look into getting her that gaming watch system i just got one myself and i like it a whole lot it's a really great little cute system and he goes oh she's been dead for years would you ever think about having me kids are adopting um i've thought about having kids uh there are some of these achievements i don't really want to farm so like if i had a kid i could have like a deal with the kid i tell the kid like listen if you uh farm out a certain amount of like let's say honor levels for me or like archaeology achievements or something like that i'll take you to i'll buy you a happy meal you know what i mean like that's that's basically it yeah he could just do that to rich campbell i don't know why he doesn't need a kid for that child labor exactly you look like if that girl from queen's gambit and sid the sloth had a baby and that's you i play gangnam style i can't listen to that dude it won't ever come out of my head if i listen to it again gangrene style next thing they can do is like a tetris 99 where you have 99 peggers connect [Music] and you try to peg the other ones until there's one pegger left this is what my life has become mayo ambrose male amaranth american all right hell yeah i'm happy you like your merch sorry tts isn't working but i heard you thank you [Laughter] that's a good friend to have it's a marketing scheme i don't get it this is relaxing we should just do shoes like this all the time and i'll just sleep in bed so why do you think in the pro esports scene there aren't a lot of women he just got on band stop he just got unbanned stop he just got unbanned don't answer it honestly no no what do you mean honestly you're supposed to answer well you're supposed to answer it honestly now i will shave my eyebrows i will get kel to shave my eyebrows and my pubes now why did i say that oh my god sorry louder than i am so let me do that does he look good enough to bite your arm huh wait what are you okay what's going on huh i don't know how you sit through those streams chat seems like there's a lot of tension palpatable can i have you the paintings are so good instagram please [Music] that's so funny snowbringer thank you for giving pokey a uh cookie so like we get you an fbt heaven it's like a virtual strip club all right every friday night if we can get you in the discord we can get you some free lap dances by some quality anime folk and if you prefer other characters we can make them change their avatars too you ever had a lap dance from a big boobed furry while a song plays in the background and it sounds like and she's like her boobs are like furred up and they're like bouncing you ever had that happen i can honestly say no that's never happened to me that's never happened to me jade thank you the four months can't say i have can't say i've done that i'll be real good job top kick you've done it again all right we're doing this one now most awkward moments on twitch [Music] last top keck for the day oh yeah all right so two nuns we're writing down sunny farming on the bicycles through the background on that [ __ ] computer i jesus christ louise i don't even know who you are those people on the computer everything you were on the computer yesterday to like five o'clock in the morning i'm [ __ ] fed up already i'm not even kidding dude dude one time uh one time i see these karaoke contests back when i had like uh 100 viewers maybe 150 viewers and uh one time we were doing a karaoke contest and who was it god i don't was it was it alan chet i don't think it was alan somebody got well during the middle of the karaoke contest their mom walked in and it was super funny i don't remember who it was though any old frogs no old frogs remember i think only dren would remember somebody's mom walked in is really funny though what's your workout routine i made this joke earlier but i just masturbate a lot throughout the day oh you've cut my hair hair you're making an omelette you're just like such a supportive awesome person and i really really appreciate you a lot chat hearts and chat for ro she's actually amazing can you guys please stop something this sub sounds terrible one day in my closet no like legitimately like we should get married uh i saw this clip i hate this clip this clip is awful you know who has a big [ __ ] no i just mean i mean like metaphorically get married what yeah like we should have like a ceremony i hate that he keeps rubbing a hair into his eyeball you know who has a big guy he showed me it one day in my closet honestly i'm just down to get for real married if you want if i want dude this is so what is happening hard butchering this i love you i love you anyway come back i feel better i [ __ ] that up oh she's going whoa jesus okay chat don't read that you're not old enough [Music] [Music] that's what it looks like okay and then i got some keto donuts trying to eat less sugar keto donuts i am so so i did not know it was gonna be that loud that's why i backed up over here i was gonna just like go over here and just like it's just so funny because he was like he like walked in the corner to have like to try to quietly fart but then uh it was loud it's just in the middle of elena talking about her keto donuts and he didn't even slam oh god not this sorry that's what it looks like and then i got look at his face before he does it he's like i'm just gonna back up over here he's like i got something coming some keto donuts trying to eat less sugar this is so funny to me i don't know one of the things that always makes me laugh is is when people try to hide their farts okay this one guys this this is one of my favorite clips of all time what can i wear though there's nothing to wear did you guys hear that i'm scared i don't know what was that guys and i didn't do that i'm scared i don't know what happened but i'm really scared [Music] imagine if russell would have done that wait wait wait i have a saved how do you save reddit posts because there's a reddit post that i saved too that was another one of my favorite clips is this kid playing fortnite how do you wait i saved it how do you view your saved ones you go to like how do you do it chat should be in your profile okay so i go to okay profile saved oh my gosh kid farts on stream and pretends it wasn't him from three years ago he's live streaming by the way what was that this chair is broken i swear it's creaky what i mean wow oh so the stream set up is just so iconic he has his ipad here for chat or the ipad with his stream on it he has his his setup he has his camera over here we got him playing he leans up to fart and and then pretends it's something else what was that this chair is broken i swear what i mean wow what do you mean wow he looks back in his chat that calls him out i just wish that russell would have either been like what was that i'm scared oh my god that's so funny ah [ __ ] aiden ross get on my life and then i got some keto donuts trying to eat less sugar i am so just silence at the room after he rips ass is so funny i did not know it was gonna be that loud that's why i backed up over here i was gonna just like go over here and just like do it quietly and just chill i'm really sorry how are neither of them dying right now that's [Music] okay what the [ __ ] are you looking at what jesus did you see that jen you're [ __ ] cool what no i was observing i was observing i was just trying to learn you're [ __ ] cool no i was just trying to learn that is so weird to be doing an erotic dance and then get mad at someone for looking i feel like is very strange what are you supposed to do when she's like look do this and then she's like don't look i don't get it oh i was just trying to learn do i actually get to have sex with her what when they're in the middle of farming wow and your braless girlfriend walks in with snacks so um what are we talking about a video game go on you can explain yourself so basically in the game uh you it's if you make friends with the people in the game they like they treat you better and the more friends you have the better you can do okay so then then we gotta pick costumes real quick and we'll get into it yes okay okay all right sorry for the detour we're gonna get this done though that's okay you see mario bone sorry what were you saying that nothing kill me dude what happened i don't get it the ear bend said thank you the prime minister [Applause] it's not even golf anymore jesus christ disabled try hard you guys are being toxic [Music] yo i unlocked the iranian flag so i'm going to use that because i just want to i want to use something like grit please that i don't have somebody linked [Music] why is this two pixels [Music] they're saying push it in use your teeth i need like a flat surface i don't know under your desk ouchy okay oh do you have pliers oh my god oh my god i don't think so anymore uh poor cleaning ladies man you're poor cleaning ladies they i tried the really disgusting fish there start strumming oh jesus compared it yeah what what i was pointing about yeah oh okay oh that's so awkward an ice age three where the mammoth gives birth right and so so that so where did where i hear you know and then on in ice age three the man starts she's like she's screaming she's like she's right she's going to trouble she's creepy she's like oh she's in pain like all of this stuff and then this guy is like we're like we're both we're kind of he's like really into it and then he basically goes soft inside of me because he's so invested in the childbirth scene and then yeah and she gives birth to this little mammoth that she names peaches so that's why i use it as my safe word because peaches gets turns guys it means to turn off it's we're done so what an overshare thank you so much now i'm gonna sing a song so thank you today that's see that now i under i understand myth now when myth is like i should have heard that i should i didn't need to hear that if you wanna be with me i can make your wish come true i'm a genie she's almost as good as me oh my god her mom wanted so i looked with tardy today my god that's so awkward yeah tardy's here he's doing well obviously looks a lot better than they did last time i seen him 2019 twitchcon but anyway bro he told us his room number so i went to his like door and i put on my like uh like bro i like win up to the peephole just like this just like this right right okay and i uh pressed the doorbell and went right up to the peephole yeah it was the wrong number oh my god that's awful so boys i might not be at this uh spot any longer oh my god that's terrible dad you you're good no no no no they see [ __ ] you're good if they didn't see [ __ ] you're good oh i love how the chat is just oh no it's different people but they all have the same schmiegel photo how did that happen also this person said how can she even stand straight it's funny it's whiffers twiffers not that can i play your dog really thank you she's quite friendly but come on we just came from the pool so she's a bit tired oh she's so cute i try first oh my god that's so uncomfortable but did you ask before she's not in the wrong i will say she's she's not in the wrong did i ask oh i just i'm just filming the dog i'm only filming the dog is that okay yeah still which is my dog and everything i'm sorry okay that's there's just such better ways to communicate it's on you know [Music] next time yeah like you're gonna run into each other i know she's in public she can record whatever she wants guys but it's like it's you know it's courtesy to be like oh by the way i have a camera on me which is fine some people do it some people don't like you don't when i stream in disneyland you don't see me walking by each person be like oh sorry i got a camera on me i got a camera on me if people start talking to me i'll be like oh by the way i have a camera on me like or oh i'm streaming or whatever all that girl need to be like oh i'm not comfortable being on camera or my dog and that's all it needed to be that's literally all i need to be like oh shoot i didn't realize you were filming i'm not comfortable with me and my dog being on camera okay it's like she didn't have to be like did you ask what the heck it's so weird squid think of it eight months yeah and then her being like it's okay just ask next time is like so weird that's so weird oh i hated that i hated that interaction what a terrible interaction boo boo a bad interaction all right good video top keck we appreciate their videos we love reacting to them uh shout out top kick make sure you subscribe they have over half a million subscribers they're killing it um all right um i'm going to my um watch later list which i have quite a few people oh [ __ ] we still have all the um we have a lot in our watch later we still have all the anthony padilla that's fine um okay i want to watch this one really bad what are we doing today we're watching one more video and then we're playing video game uh we're watching the i pranked america's most racist man i really want to see this one this is america's most i've heard a lot of people talk about it have you seen the mormon family tick tock drama no but i'm enticed cutie i watched the stream rewards and you did a great job thank you little chris said he won't ask for lsf ever again if we unban him curiosity he has he's on a one day timeout no matter what okay here we go chat chris got banned here too deserve to stay banned in my opinion if that's a case oh chris i thought you're talking about chris i was like why did chris get banned yeah fill out on band form you have to wait chris you've been warned you've been warned so many times yeah i feel fine having you banned my friend i'm sorry you can fill out an unbanned form and then if you do it again you'll just get banned it's like it's like not even a meme it just got a little lame it's on reddit under tick-tock drama about mormon swingers what the heck um how are you burning bago can i do it all right here we go chat this is our last react for the day this is america's most racist man and this is the story of how i found this man and tricked him into giving me an interview but the craziest thing about all of this is that it was all an accident because originally i was traveling to harrison arkansas because based off the videos i've seen online it's america's most racist town [Applause] and as i have a lot of history trolling races yeah they did i thought i was definitely qualified to go down there to see this town for myself and find out if it really is racist is it racist imagine a show is it racist and you just review old clips from like movies pretty much just all those uh like pretty and pink movies what's that what's that director's name john hughes yeah we just removed reviewed john hughes movies and we we say is it racist and the answer is yes all the time yeah quentin tarantino disney movies there's quite a few [Music] it's an old tash thing oh really i didn't know that so i traveled from london all the way to northwest arkansas we're here well we're not here yet we have to get a taxi and then we're going to be there and unfortunately there were no taxis so i had to try and hitchhike my way into getting someone to drive all the way down which is a two-hour journey harrison yeah harrison yeah what's in here um so basically we hear it's the most racist town in america oh yeah yeah con yeah the whole way i'm saying we get a road trip to harrison i really want to take you i have to catch a movie but i'm let me see what time's your movie yeah i think you can pull it off oh double captions sorry first thing we have to do we just have to prove that that's so nice here's the passports this is where i just get out the zip tie and uh what a bad joke dude have you guys heard much about harrison they had like their headquarters there i saw a video on youtube last year somebody like had black lives matter sign and people were telling him like don't be here after dark oh my gosh definitely one of those towns that if you are a minority don't stop forgetting the sound mixing is so rough don't stop for gas there if you can avoid it what if you can avoid it okay so it's like that and you feel like i should be nervous going uh you should definitely rent a car how is he gonna get around if everyone is racist that could pick him up oh my gosh george what we did ourselves rochelle thank you for the 15 months i didn't see yours come through i'm so sorry my notifs aren't working thank you michelle thank you for the 15. this was already sounding like a bad idea and to make things worse daniel told us a story about his friend who went to high school there so your friend he's black right he found a news in his locker one time and every day after school he didn't stick around any longer than he needed to it was straight to his mom's car to pick him up oh my god man what for all what we're getting ourselves into those are called sundown towns is that an actual thing oh yeah multiple people are saying that what the [ __ ] why you scared you should be smiling right now they're called sundown towns you should look them up they're generally safe during the day but they openly threaten black people about night time what is this is real sundown towns are legit but they are mostly gone they still exist though oh my god oh my god i had no clue basically all of indiana oh my god oh that's so sad tennessee has some i grew up in one that's so messed up oh my god now this is probably safer than england all right i think we're pretty much here this is um i believe to be harrison we're a couple minutes away the world is so scary that is so scary to think about sundown laws were a thing legally enforced so black workers could work but not live in towns holy [ __ ] kissiah thank you for the five months i did not know this was a thing away from our hotel do you ever read or watch the help uh i've watched it but i don't really remember it i have a bad thing with movies movies and books once i read them they only live in my head for a little bit and then i completely forget them it's really annoying and then we're going to start exploring thank you so much my friend i do want to give you some cash because obviously you drove us all the way down here that's 300 thank you so much here we go so i waved off our good friend daniel and just like that we had arrived in the most racist town in america hi ray time to go into this hotel it is actually on the uh national register of historic places so uh mental stuff has gone down here hello how you doing i'll be here until 11 tonight perfect if you want torture just come down and i'll torture you yeah we'll we'll talk again berinda now the lift ever felt like a horror movie is this what a weird thing to intro with there we go now we've just got to go explore the town what a creepy hotel room a little bit where's best for like nightlife here good luck this time you might head down to the square the square off we go into the darkness now this one this feels scary you know i'm actually scared yeah i'm relaxed oh i wonder why george to be honest going out late in a town that is seen as the most racist town in america alone i wouldn't say after dark man might be the stupidest thing i've ever done on this channel and that is saying something i presume this is the square and this place is dead and just like that we stumbled across our first local resident of harrison arkansas we're new to this place we're just filming a documentary for the bbc okay where's it popping where's the knife life going on not really a nightlife in this town no nightlife no nothing no no this is what we call the square as you see everything is absolutely closed right now it is what like 9 30 on a saturday yeah it's crazy you got any friends around here uh we're actually playing uh cards in the card shop right down there can we join you uh sure thank you so much for letting us sorry that is crazy if a stranger asked me if they could join me in cards i'd be like i went to my friends no stranger what's your name uh richard richard nicholas and richard here had brought us into the land of the n-words big up let's play magic magic i'm playing the command tower what car does he play this is shipwreck marsh i'm gonna play evolving wilds we played a game called magic the gathering and i was claiming to be a pro but honestly i had never played it before in my life and i think it was obvious yeah okay a draw card got you all right so draw a card yeah draw card no from you oh but then i became a prestige 1000 level wizard and earned all of my fellow magicians respect which meant i could ask them to tell me the truth about this town we were sent here on behalf of the bbc because we were told that harrison is actually the most racist town in america we get a lot of hate about harrison being a racist town it's not that everybody here is that way it's just that there was a history in the past yeah i'm pretty sure there's like a white supremacy group or whatever they're in another town they just like to come here so people don't bother their town when they do it so where are you oh my god that's crazy about all day zinc zinc that's a and there's vitamin guy that runs a church down there that it has a small group of guys that come out and march and do things but they come here or they buy a billboard right outside of our town they don't do anything where they're at so oh my god these racist places as a black person myself it doesn't make sense for me to go to at all what would they do if they saw me trust me if you went there you would not be welcome just you driving through the town you are darker skinned than they are the police will pull you over and they what stripped your car from one end to the other because they assumed because you were different i keep talking to 10 months this was honestly a shocking start i'm so confused how this is just like people just i'm just i'm so confused so this is just a thing they were telling me was so bad it didn't sound like real life and although these guys seem cool i mean i even took rich's number i still needed to dig deeper as that was just one group's opinion so i went and found this bar to speak to a few people more people we've seen like reports online that this area is the most racist town in america cutie doesn't know her own history i mean i know that america was racist but i my parents were german immigrants there's like i was not a part of uh israel sorry is racist uh listen i i grew up mostly mormon i grew up very differently i don't know that this stuff still exists in the the level that it does nice save it's not a say i'm just [ __ ] talking bro like what the [ __ ] i'm literally just talking i'm just this is just this is crazy that's all like holy [ __ ] imagine like being like hey guys i'm learning about this and then people in chat being like you dumb [ __ ] how dare you and you're like oh my god i'm just actually living huh zinc yeah so who is the racist in zinc i can't think of his name right now sing this up what's the name oh you once said yeah he's got a little group together over and over so there's a mystery man in zinc who is the leader of the racist group is it safe in zinc no there are some people there thank you very much people like me i don't think so i didn't know about it yeah until maybe two years ago i was stunned by how secret it was yeah you are so wise gandalf what what is the name of the of the grand master in zinc i can't you can't say his name he shall be named shirley you're wrong joseph smith didn't move to utah that was brigham young you don't need to guys you don't need to teach me stuff i'm watching this and i'm learning from this thank you i'm fine thank you thank you very much i'm not as dumb as a lot of you think i am thank you grandfather like me i mean but you are good and he is bad what is his name gandalf i can't tell you clearly some dark magic must happen when you say this man's name but from our first night we'd found out some very interesting information which were helping me build an opinion on harrison arkansas what i'm thinking so far is everyone who i've spoken to seems proper nice and welcoming they're telling me that okay we have to put it in sub only mode chat we've got to put it in solo mode holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] okay thank you people in this town aren't racist but it's just one area that just so happens to be very racist and there just so happens to be a mystery leader who is like the most racist man in the world it seems so like i feel like we should dig into that a little bit we're also being warned away i don't know if we're going to end up risking our lives for youtube we'll find out again again i feel like he needs like a bodyguard with him or something this feels very unsafe day two this is my opportunity to explore the town james i'm huge say that one more time but the same things carried on getting repeated the racism's honestly up towards z that's why i keep hearing it's zinc that's where the retired grand wizard of the kkk grand wizard the grand wizard why does it go by a wizard don't care for him sweet harrison jenga thank you for the prime kenny thank you most people you can go down to almost any store and most of them aren't racism at least so it's actually sad that you guys have now been given this reputation because of the grand wizard that does suck just because he lives near us oh my gosh it's there look at it it's not racist to love people whiteprideradio.com cold you know what's interesting the fact they changed it they changed this side to make it more uh friendly they've modernized it used to be oh my god now the billboard said harrison strong but not a single person i'd spoken to seemed to endorse it but that definitely doesn't mean that racism isn't here it just means i haven't seen it yet could do with some representation so i went into the town center with the hope that racism would reveal itself i went to get some food i met a delightful friend group and to be honest the craziest thing he's so friendly i'd seen wasn't even racist it was just something that shocked my english mind to make it look like i'm talking to the camera i just can't believe it right now because right behind us there's a kid with a gun how the hell does a kid get a gun america's different knife welcome to america but don't worry not all kids were shooting guns some were shooting hoops basketball going on who's the best basketball player here that's you yeah what's your name they call me ringside what i want to do is i want to take you on and then if you beat me i've got 20 dollars if you miss you're done for this is fun oh he's good i think you're gonna fumble the bag oh that was disrespectful guys i'm a basketball player i'm a basketball player oh i didn't have that in my locker i played basketball another one oh you got one where you got what you got oh he's [ __ ] sorry man sorry yeah but i won't miss yeah uh oh god it's dangerous listen you won congratulations the canon i appreciate it i know you're good i know you're good at this game oh my god i'm charged yeah if i'm being honest everyone had accepted me in this town even richard from the magic game came back to meet up with me from the videos which you've seen online it looks like the whole town is racist they make it look like the whole town has races i haven't seen anything i've seen people like you the reason we get this racist reputation from around the world is because we have a kkk leader that actually lives like 15 miles away so why am i focusing on harrison when one of the main reasons this town is seen as the most racist town in america is because of the leader of the kkk i think i've realized that this man has given all the people from this town a bad name he put up the billboard and he's the one who holds the racist marches so far my experience with this town has been positive there's been people like richard who actively wanted to help me he literally agreed to take me wherever i wanted for free it was even crazier when i spoke to him and found out the daily struggles he goes through every day i've had multiple leg surgeries i need to have a foot surgery but really yeah i've been putting that on the back burner for quite a while they wanted 3 200 up front really yeah and every day you're feeling that oh yes but it's just part of life for me this man is literally going torzo thank you for the by no means am i saying that nobody in this town is racist i just don't think it's fair to say that this is the most racist town yeah it's it i mean it's the whole it's like i feel like it's like it's just a reputation thing like when people are like oh all right fraternities are [ __ ] full of sleazy gross men and then there's like beta theta way to that just like adopts animals and is a dry fraternity and like you know what i'm saying like generalizations are literally the worst um drago bones thank you for the 29 months and can i think of the prime god thank you for gifting a sub for the main reason peter theta waiter it's because of a man who doesn't even live there so i think it's time for me to take my focus off harrison and declare war on the kkk and whoever their mystery leader is what better place to start than walmart true home of racism the place featured in that viral video so i suited up and spoke to the people literally came from the uk just to document this area for on behalf of the bbc what's with this town and their whole connection to the kkk the hotel they'd be in the hotel seville so they were having meetings in the hotel which we're in right now oh my god so that's got like racist links oh my gosh the hotel was stealing there's a racing hotel yeah i can imagine so your husband's black yeah so you're you're with it man you're with it fight the power but it was time for me to find out who the wizard was and how i could find it i was wondering if you could help me i hear the great leader of the kkk or the grand leader of the kkk is in zinc i have the foggiest idea can you draw me a map on where we can go to find them your dad's just helping me he's drawing me a map just to find someone i'm not drawing your map because i don't know what you're looking for i don't know where it's at i this feels aggressive oh mega man think of the ten months what what okay do you know anyone who would so we're just doing a documentary here for the bbc and we're trying to find the grand leader of the triple k i know that he has a compound in um in zinc and whereabouts is this compound i don't know zinc oh all of a sudden this guy knows some stuff zinc road huh take the north where is sauron if you if you could just put it oh so he does know are you serious hello down it's just easier for us to follow the map thomas rob oh that's his name thomas rob he's actually the thomas the leader out here for kkk it's supposed to be a big mansion okay if you can just draw me how the house looks why is he having people draw stuff i have no idea this honestly thank you so much you should be proud of your parents they've really helped me here today for the cause yeah let's go [Laughter] and just like that the moment we discovered who the grand wizard of the kkk was an inside man from the kkk called the police on us and they escorted us off what the property well we've now left so hi there's the snitch right over there the wizard obviously has people here trying to stop us from finding him but it was too late because i already had his name thomas robb leader of the ku klux klan something tells me he's not a very nice person my friend when the lord touched your heart we have the illegal aliens that's bad enough but we're bringing millions of so-called legal aliens my white brothers and sisters oh my god any race just quote thank you for the stuff i think ap is abomination the coup holy cox clan is an american white supremacist terrorist and hate group also known as the kkk who have a history of many brutal killings of black people to keep them under their control even today that goal remains white supremacy and a white ruled america sounds stupid right well not stupid enough because they still have many many members so i think someone needs to go down there and make these people look as stupid as they are and i'll give it my best shot so it was time for me to track down thomas rob to zinc and there was only what a heavy topic to cover one man i wanted in a prank video uh hendini thieve this up to take me there is that my favorite man from arkansas thank you so much man nice to see you yeah amazing to see you man today we're going on adventures together absolutely hey cook thank you for the prank which potentially hopefully you can take us to is a map to zinc i was wondering if you could take us there he does well yeah he's so charismatic thank you my friend the map gave us the key which has now activated the route to our destination so i made myself look presentable and i headed to the place where everyone said the racists resigned feeling that racist reside if you're confident richard's dumb i've heard a lot of things about zinc and absolutely none of it was positive now this looks like a place called zinc unfortunately the map only seemed to take us to the town of zinc we couldn't see this mansion that had been so beautifully drawn out but the town population is literally 100 so i was confident we could track him down but it didn't take long for us to get attacked oh great great what's going on listen oh hello listen calm down your racist dog yeah that's what i thought [ __ ] i know oh my gosh right now he's definitely been jesus chill dog leave me alone and he's going for me but luckily we ended up finding this guy who gave us directions hi my friends we just hit that interview uh thomas rob is the next dirt road to your right and this took us deep into zinc there was no going back now have you lost signal i have you quite possibly could get shot or hurt and then try to sue resulting in a long drawn-out court battle you will lose because this sign you will lose i'm down millions and here it is and i think this is that house okay well i'm looking on a kkk leader's door i wish you luck thank you so much for driving us out here oh my gosh here we go hello what do we do do we knock oh it's confederate let's speak this person hello my friend you need to leave what i'll need to leave i'm here on behalf of the bbc are we not able to have a conversation okay how can i give you a call can i just get your number just so i can give you a call i will call you up okay thank you is that him yeah so we're now gonna i will say not as harsh of her as a response that i would expect missed thank you for the 10 months i felt like he would have been way ruder than just like get off my property try and do this properly by booking in an interview with him tomorrow and hopefully uh we can make something work the only reason it's the accident you can't be mean to a british person in an interview with me is because i told him i worked for the bbc so i'm gonna cause like if a random person was in my yard i'd be like uh hello please go away now run with that and say that we're running a positive story on the kkk and hopefully that tricks them into accepting an interview hello hello is this tommy thank you for the year oh my gosh oh my gosh here we go boss thank you for the seven months hello yes i'm here i'd love to get an interview with you um i've come from the uk to speak to you we're trying to do a story on why the kkk isn't racist we basically just want to talk it all over with you if that's okay okay sorry what did he just say the topic was going to be i've come from the uk to speak to you we're trying to do a story on why the kkk isn't racist why the kkk isn't racist uh we basically just wanna talk it all over with you if that's okay [Applause] [Music] thank you thank you so much bye i you know we did can't believe oh my gosh oh my god i say i i'm from the uk i'm from the bbc he just thinks this is some important thing he didn't even think to do any research yeah oh my gosh yeah just bbc dude there was this person this is totally way less uh like this is dope you know what i'm saying but there's this person one time who i was doing a bunch of interviews for something i don't remember what but i just kept getting hit with like reading an interview for this and we need an interview for that blah blah and so i was like okay and my agency was scheduling them all and then there was this guy who like reached out that he was like oh we need an interview with like cnn about women in gaming and blah blah and i always say yes to those interviews no matter what i always make time for those so i'm like yeah yeah i'll go like i'll do it blah blah and i show up and the whole time the guy's like a complete [ __ ] and all he does is like talk about ludwig and he's like not asking me any serious questions and it's like super unprofessional i'm like what is this and then it turned out it was just a youtuber pranking streamers and he like would post the vid in discord and he'd come and like donate it to me and he's like come watch and it was like okay at least if you're gonna do it like be funny don't like prank me on the behalf of like talking about women in gaming and blah blah blah it was so bad it was so uncomfortable i've never been more like and i i don't i'm down to do stuff like when people ask i usually say yes or at least i try to um but yeah when you like blatantly take advantage and like waste someone's time not even for the sake of like humor is just like insane uh he was awful and if you like went to his page he had like interviews with like an mp and like a few people because i mean no one slows down enough to do research as you've learned but clearly you should you should do that and i am a bbc the fact this man has accepted an interview with the bbc with no background check or any need for identification shows his stupid intelligence level so i'm definitely going to be taking advantage of that for years thomas oh that is uh gideon right that interviews and has been able to put the kkk's racist views out into the world and i think it's time for someone to troll this man and make him look like the idiot he is i can't believe i'm saying this but we're about to meet up with the leader of the kkk in the past when i've spoken to racist people i always try to avoid confronting them because the moment you confront them you get no information we're trying to show what he actually believes i i genuinely want to find out and then we start the trolling but god there is no organization more racist than the kkk so i'm genuinely scared yeah dude i don't know how he wrote these questions what he's gonna say oh this is crazy [Music] some dark [ __ ] has happened here i'm sure so we're here at the home of thomas rob i'm with the kkk here we are big up tom hi ma hi doggy thank you hello nice to meet you yeah wherever you think is best i'm about to interview the leader of the kkk this could go very wrong very very wrong what's your i'm a pedophile is his his fake name that he's using this could go very wrong very very wrong what's your name imar hello what's that ima i'm our nuns what other pieces you've done have you heard of the english defense league in the uk well i have it have you heard english defenseless okay so you know oh the guy said yep what a home about the english defense league okay yeah so basically the english defensively they just basically want to keep england for english that's not reasonable we did it that sounds reasonable interview with them yes i've done interviews with them in the past welcome um to the bbc we're here with tom hi austin miss rob we were complimenting your piano skills earlier my name is thomas robb i'm the national director of the knights of the ku klux klan i'm here with imar norris and knox i feel like he's doing it on purpose but maybe not it's kind of a hard word nonce nice just kidding maybe it's like me maybe he's dyslexic when are we gonna talk on discord nuns yes perfect dance i'm here with armored nuts so now if we do we can just do that from the top i'm thomas rob i'm here with i'm our announce and he's with bbc yeah we're here have an enjoyable conversation about about my involvement knights of the ku klux klan i'm national director and welcome here to the ozarks thank you thank you very much really appreciate this this is the highlight of my career the highlight honestly i'm being i'm being real with you first off thomas um could you just tell us about the kkk when people hear that the name kkk all kinds of images come to your mind we read his books that the clan was organized to subdue and put down black people purpose we don't view ourselves we want to preserve our heritage we want to preserve our culture we want to preserve who are our ideas what culture bro you want to stay white there's nothing there's nothing racist about that absolutely really annoys me when people say um that the kkk is racist because there's nothing pointing child killings holy [ __ ] towards the kkk being racist at all how did you start your journey with the ku klux klan did you get like a science did they like start you off on like quests or anything i was i was always involved in i don't care what he's involved in if i'm honest i just wanted to move on to the more important questions have you seen any of like the other clans out there i've seen clans like faze clan optic clan i just think they're idiots no one would be a higher stage level than you years ago i used to go and speak for some other plan but after a while i thought these guys are idiots yeah i didn't want to connect with these people so i finally stopped speaking to other other groups and so i feel that if i were to join the brazil career pretty much i could have been very successful those careers also yeah they mean well but they just don't have what it takes to take their client for the to the levels of the clocks would there be someone from phase client here i don't know we don't ask you okay i don't know yeah oh firefighter church so we don't discriminate the church in the church maybe we do because everybody's not welcome in our church i'm sorry so could i come to this church no okay no make sense yeah yeah fair enough what do you think of the people who say that you're racist what do you mean by a racist someone who doesn't like black people or has prejudices towards words don't black are those words to me i've got prejudice of course i do everybody yes so it was a dumb question i mean i prefer i cannot close my jaw this is crazy be around white people i'm sorry that's the way it is you know oh you you no but like i'm i'm like a supporter of you so including me like you prefer being around white people i'll be your friend but you and i could come to my house for barbecue oh you wouldn't invite me no oh fair enough yeah yeah make sure and that's is that because of color yeah okay yeah i i'm a separatist i preserve my own people and i i'm not offended by a black person who says hey i prefer being around other black my black brothers fine i understand that i prefer being around my family than some strange family me personally as a as a fan of fan of you i'm not trying to portray all the kkk as racist because i've never seen anything racist by the kkk it goes back to the idea what is a racist if a racist is someone who hates black people and wants to do them harm or something then obviously i'm i'm i have no desire to i have no desire to see misfortune come to a black child i have no desire for that i feel i feel i feel compassion for a young black mother whose child is get caught up in the drugs or get shot by a drive-by shoot i feel as much compassion for them i gotta qualify that i probably feel more compassion for a white child i just have to say that i personally i believe that the black people in this country would be much better off if somebody like me was running things than the liberal crackpots that we got out of washington dc today why has there never been like a kkk party in this country okay up until we just look down the lens while we say this part okay in this country up until somewhere in the 1960s this country was a dominant white rule white white power structure what i call that that's not the way it is today yeah things have changed now the old way it's going to go back in my mind maybe i'm wrong i'll always always say well maybe i'm wrong but until white people reek once again control this nation black people will be unsafe in their own neighborhoods by their own people from what you've said i really respect you speaking from the heart like this i actually did some documenting in the uk as well where there was a group of supporters for the kkk in a town called claps and i think that honestly you're like a clap guy if you could shout out the the people from clapt the supporters of the kkk in class anybody out there in the uk the uk yeah in the uk and the uk ireland scotland wales yeah um england howdy i just know they would have appreciated a shout out shout out shout out to the people from clapt shout out thomas is a clap guy i don't really know the cloud people maybe i'm wrong no you are okay i'll clap guy all right forgive me clap people now that thomas had called himself clapped it was time for me to reveal the ace up my sleeve we run a group in the uk called this is insane i'm so overwhelmed with how horrible this guy is i've never wished a heart attack on anyone's grandpa before right now i think oh my god oh my god i'm so overwhelmed this is wild and genuinely a reality check that sounds very naive to say but i think bro what he said that [ __ ] he said that [ __ ] and he meant that [ __ ] oh my god my brain alex thank you for the prime devon think of the two months this is crazy i could not watch hassan's stream all day i would feel depleted the uk stand with um the kkk we made a post of me and you together and we mentioned if anyone wanted a shout out maybe we picked three names and you just shout them out they are your supporters thank you all the people from the uk stand with kkk right here we have thomas and he is going to be shouting your names out i i imap you say i map you say i don't know my imap you say but imam you say says can't wait i guess for the interview so well there it is as you can see it's great and then we got a bayelum bl bl and blm yeah so he's the best i guess i'm a shout out to you and then so shout out to who to blm yeah and it says you love him i don't know hope that guy's not gay yuck says love him so i i appreciate people like me i like i like them all these people are and that's the thing you have you have a lot of supporters in the uk thank you so much for chatting let's round it up properly because um we'll look down the lens introduce your name properly so just say i'm thomas member of the kkk i've enjoyed this bbc i'm thomas rob i have a uh national director for the knights of the kyoto slam and i enjoyed this uh interview with with the bbc it's this bbc so it's just i've enjoyed this bbc it's a bbc interview i've enjoyed this bbc yeah thank you thank you there's never been a proper deep interview i appreciate you taking this bbc am i the first mixed race person in this church we've had reporters from every european nation we have bbc uh here before a number of years ago oh this is the second time you've had a bbc maybe i don't know yeah it's your experience with the bbc we've done we've done a lot of a lot of interviews here over the years any as deep as this one as deep as this one oh yeah sure you've had a proper deep experience with the bbc yeah it's fine okay great thank you thank you so much thomas rob you have no idea what you've just done i'm not the bbc i'm just a random man making a mockery of everything you stand for i won't touch that just in case i disintegrate okay bbc here we have the flag of the klu klux klan what's the difference bbc here we have the flat oh wait wait wait we haven't got the shot yet and here we have the flag of the knights party honestly man you've you've you've really smashed this interview we need to wrap it up you've got stuff to do thomas rob leader of the klu klux klan has taken this bbc thank you very much good luck such a deep interview all right appreciate you okay thomas rob had taken my bbc and was now struggling to walk but i had one final question to ask him i didn't mean to ask about the the hoods in the cloud do you ever wear those hoods the pointy things we have for a cross lighting ceremony okay all right and just as a like a side question have you ever like made love with the hood on yeah okay well fair enough let's just get this pick and uh and we'll go at this moment thomas rob had realized he had been swindled and he was burning so never made love with the hood he didn't didn't say no thomas oh great you degraded yourself now that the interview is over i'm sorry you get a car you may leave okay perfect appreciate you thomas thanks for the interview just got bbc'd we tricked this man into thinking we were the bbc and now this man will never take an interview ever again he will have trust issues for the rest of his life a good time yeah i know we're all a bunch of clap guys here come down to captain the uk because anyone from the kkk is clapped cloud guy big up they go man respect what we have done today is we got the leader of the kkk arguably the most racist man in the world to shout out blm know how funny that is and he has no idea absolutely no clue he said that i disgraced myself by asking him if he makes love with his hood off like he hasn't disgraced himself with his words yeah that's crazy but listen my friends we do this number one because it's right but also because we wanted to get to the bottom of the story harrison arkansas is not a racist town yeah where is miss kiff it's not chris by the way i think in three months where the [ __ ] has missed been however it is home to the most racist person vacation when does he get back from vacation but the heart of arkansas has incredible tomorrow and people like richard and that's what i was gonna take away i'm not gonna say there's no racism in harrison because of course there is people have obviously experienced racism there and it definitely exists but to label the entire town as racist is just not true and it's not fair on many of the great people who live in harrison extra emily is coming on saturday oh she is what time wait is she coming on saturday is she coming tomorrow including the ones we just went to south padre oh look who shows up seer saturday oh that's exciting that i met like richard the man who literally helped me prank the kkk one of the world's most feared organizations and he did this after knowing me for 48 hours that's ridiculous and there was one final thing i needed to talk to him about all right richard i have a confession to make i don't actually work for the bbc that's funny i kind of figured that a few days ago at what point did you realize your education you said you only went to uni for one day so at that point you realized i just didn't have the guts to then tell you i didn't work for the bbc but honestly you have made this whole journey couldn't have done any of this without you and i feel like you are the best representation of harrison arkansas i was really sorry to hear about uh what you were telling me about the other day with your like foot and and the surgery and all of that i wanted just because you're a great guy to to help you out so what i've done i've got a thousand dollars and then i want to send you a further four thousand dollars later on as well thank you just because you're a great guy richard honestly you are an amazing guy thank you so much richard is that guy gonna be safe now i didn't think of that is richard gonna be okay um hopefully you can get your foot surgery you're a living legend my friend thank you from the bottom of my heart thank you this is one of the nicest things that anyone's done for me in a long time and uh it's been a wild weekend it's been a while listen man i've any any way i can help you i'm glad give me a hug man give me a hug thank you honestly it wouldn't have been the same without you i really appreciate you man just your outlook on life well my friends we came to this random state in america and met some great people but i can safely say i will never be returning here again as the kkk now have a direct reason to target me so my friends of the ndl we have defeated another enemy please like and subscribe to join us you're not ready for what's coming next this show that's crazy what a crazy video has he this is america's most racist man has he done an update for us since it's gotten 28 million views obi-wan kenobi's in the game racism now i deal no update for us oh my god that's so crazy that's just crazy okay you can take it off only mode richard got his surgery yay tweak update doesn't work true i just i'm nervous for richard plebs are free hi hi plebs valtryek thank you for the two months my mind after watching this i'm just so sad i'm so sad society uh [Music] watch the london mayor one we won't right now we won't right now because we're going to um uh we're gonna play a game i feel like we need a palette cleanser after that though i might just do one top keck as a palette cleanser cutie you should do a 28 million viewed video thank you thank you for the tip amro i do appreciate that i'll work on it sincerely okay we're gonna do one uh top kick because i feel like we needed a cleanser after that we're gonna do one top kick and then we're gonna play our game chaos spreadsheet thank you for the the sub we've all seen a lot on the internet we've got to admit those pretty much that was very nuts that wasn't even close to kind of nuts that's that's insane i i also couldn't believe like just this sounds so stupid coming out of my mouth i can't believe just how racist that guy is of course he's racist he's the [ __ ] leader of it's just i just that's just crazy all right it's like you know he's racist but actually hearing it is different yeah it's just so crazy it's so crazy all right palette cleanser [Music] pilot cleanser thank you tomcat you know what i see oh my goodness oh it's really important that we just go find me like a man i didn't know where you were it's mango daughter oh wife have very good oh though ah your pronunciation is really good how do you know so much english [Music] really really do they beat you up do they beat you up yeah whoa okay have fun [Laughter] now my juicer just gamba this guy said if he were me he will die you are like don't have hand well spitters are quitters ugh speedrun being a jackass spitters are quitters yeah next time you come in my mouth i'm going to spit you i'm going to spit it into your mouth and see if you like it what the [ __ ] i'm going to baby birdie [Music] you go girl [Music] foursome [Music] um means something in the west but in in if you look at the chi and the prana and all that stuff the middle finger has a different kind of it activates particularly energy circuits it activates something inside me as well my favorite finger yeah i'm gonna dodge that one this is my first ever time cooking chicken actually yes what do you mean why are you so surprised why are you so surprised [Laughter] i always saw this one [Music] i need to keep myself like occupied and saying stuff i don't know this is probably when i'll just like press buttons but i don't know which buttons to press because i'm afraid if i press a button something might happen [Music] official words [Applause] oh my god fortnite skins in here like i want to be batman running around [ __ ] dudes off you could sit there and just do this and see everything upgrade and what is he really the end goal in this [ __ ] not [ __ ] i mean what's the ending goal in this awesome game i'm just sitting here upgrading and nothing is happening me eating gummy fun mix no they're american you can tell they're man right i think i think so the guy on the phone yeah they didn't say hi back no they didn't which is [Music] oh my god [Music] [Music] but me i i think a i think a molly shroom caps [ __ ] drugs alcohol cocaine i'm like gamba changed him i mean i don't know how does this work this is 28 together 28. yeah how long is the walk through is it scary oh shut up don't ask me just come on with me 28 28 oh okay i'm too young no 28 dollars to get it don't make me laugh that's funny no no no i i'm i'm being straight up with you we're just going bowling this time cousin like if you should stop playing switch sports after an hour of switch sports you should stop playing league of legends after like three minutes stop ringing into my doorbell stop ringing the door dumbass oh no no no it's okay no i thought you were my friends i'm sorry i'm sorry it was the maids oh my god oh my god [Music] oh this looks cool look i think i will die if i go in here twice the roads are so long it's insane i think if i were to die on camera or on stream i think that would be good good content like not in that sense but like i would become famous [Music] someone tell us how to play a game what game we should play who is this what game we should play wait what someone tell us how to play a game what game we should play what game we should play oh [ __ ] is ooh dry skin are you okay in there fine [Laughter] that's not what happened that's not what happened i was testing to make sure it was friendly for twitch it was so wait is woman not the real word wait so what man is the real word and what man is not the real word what so i'm supposed to make my elbows touch oh my uncle used to do this to me or any of that [ __ ] that's different they just don't want foreigners i guess we all know it the truth that's a little terrifying what that is i'm a little terrible i'm just saying it it's the truth free palestine what's up how long does it take bake 20 minutes no i'm gonna just put it in for ten you know what let's expedite the baking process a little uh streaming what's this see what your face looks like can you turn on your face cam i want to know okay i'm gonna show stream okay oh my god he's so hot wait i need to wait okay wait one second i'm on the wrong monitor guy i [ __ ] up i [ __ ] up all right wait why can't i switch my monitor sorry i'm usually this is the part where the rickroll theme song plays and uh you know guys this is him are you a streamer i might be oh my god why are you doing this whole like innocent boy act this was fun i appreciate you very much enjoy your stream you have a good night all right bye caitlin bye am i the only one that didn't hate that i hated that he just started all this [ __ ] like no no no [Music] small f uh oh saved uh let me send a message make sure no one's uploading hmm i'm just gonna make sure no one's uploading uh uh sorry chat was it just twitch um hmm is it twitch am i still effing it's fine now okay cha i'm gonna pee i'm gonna pee which means a lot of you are gonna leave there's nothing i can do about that because i really have to pee i try to hold it in for as long as i can so you guys don't leave but really gotta pee and i don't have a cat cam to keep you entertained so sorry about that sorry hey you you you over here all right look what i have tired are tired whoa okay there you go oh kitty you gotta move your butt please scoot your butt once once the cat gets more settled i'll turn on the cat cam but she needs to get settled first she's probably gonna play around a little bit okay do you still have time to give advice for sponsoring yours uh yeah i can give you specific advice club pup wanna check it is i can't give you any advice because in the last 30 days you've only streamed seven hours so my first advice is you've gotta stream more there's no you can't even ask for advice if you haven't been streaming quality over quantity um yeah sometimes but we gotta start with that thank you twerking narwhal um you're also your views are pretty good uh but yeah you number one you need to stream more before i can even give you any advice um where is that thing i'm looking for um um um this one no it's this one oh there's this thing that shows you yeah in the past 90 days cloud pup you've streamed 23 hours my advice is to stream but even though i'm streaming consistently i didn't see much growth what do you mean what's the okay the issue with your question is what's the point in asking about how to grow if you don't even want to stream you can't just stream to want to be big and famous and rich that's not why you should want to stream otherwise it's just you're just screwed so even when you're streaming consistently days cloudpup that is six months you streamed 41 hours i i you're just complaining you're complaining you're saying woe is me i'm being a little hard on you because that's a crazy thing to ask for advice on when you're not even streaming woe is me i'm not growing you're not streaming of course you're not growing you're you have to be number one you have to be consistent especially as a small streamer you have to be consistent you have to uh give your community something to expect so even if it's hey every single friday i go live at 7pm no matter what as a small streamer that consistency is key that's it if you want to grow even more then you keep that consistency with quantity so say you can only stream once a week all right well at least do the once a week at the same time every time because then your your your people know when to show up small streamers have to be consistent it is the key once you get where i am you don't have to be consistent but if you're a small streamer trying to grow trying to double your viewers you have to be it's i i i i i can't i i can't i can't give you advice until you're actually streaming someone's mad why is this on mad hi kitty what are you playing with that's a cool toy that's a very cool toy okay tbr all right talk to me in a few months once you're actually streaming then i i'll have plenty of advice because if you look at last year i'm going to look at 2021 homegirl i'm gonna hit you with a hot take you've never consistently streamed ever two streams in a month is not consistently streaming two streams in a month is not consistently streaming three streams in a month is not consistently streaming that was when i was in college why are you asking me then i don't wanna listen again i'm gonna be really hard on you because i don't care for excuses i really don't care i worked full time and would get home and would consistently stream when i wanted to grow consistently you want to see when i worked a full-time job where i was working about 60 hours a week how often i was streaming i can't wait to show you here's my december when i first started streaming i'm still scrolling that's just december bro here's my november like it's just average viewers 18 viewers with 400 hours streamed i don't i don't i you gotta i don't i i don't want it i i'm disappointed you took time to ask me that question all right what did hassan get stun locked on this is a weird vibe i'm sorry the only reason i i went down that vibe is because gamba oh really um is because cloudpop's been in the community for a very long time and so i wanted to give i wanted to give her my time of day and give her opinions and look at her stream and analyze it and give her some advice but that that is such a bad attitude that's like me on instagram being like [ __ ] my instagram's not getting any bigger but i never [ __ ] post on it so it's like yeah of course it's not getting any bigger of course it's [ __ ] not duh it's not because i'm ugly it's not because i'm [ __ ] have ugly photos it's not because i have dumb photos it's cause i'm just not [ __ ] posting and that's the answer so start grinding and then i'm happy to give you so much advice um but that's only if you want to do that if you don't want to grind then you don't want to you don't want to you don't want to lose weight if you don't go to the gym right it's like me eating a burger and being like why am i not losing weight good luck let me know how it goes all right one second i have to reply to slime okay so hassan got uh hi kitten what are you doing hassan got stun locked on get gamba are you okay here do you want to come up here there you go come here baiting all right oh dude somebody else a lot of people were melted i'm really bummed about it we have to figure out how to do it better but whatever hello what are they doing are you gonna sit there now oh okay what doing all right uh quantum theory think of the prime all right i have to uh i have to get this game you're excited for your first bake along coming up i will say for the record the maple doughnut bake along on sunday it's a hard one so if it's your very first one i probably wouldn't encourage it as a first one okay as a first one i want to encourage it for the record hogan thank you for gifting us up to drake it is kind of hard but if you feel like a good challenge do it where the ingredients are in the discord um feel free if you want to try it do it do you have something figured out yet nope it is my first one if i break a lot okay it'll be fine how long do bakelong's run because i want to make sure i have enough time sunday it's going to be a long one it's probably going to be three to four hours can i borrow 4k yes biscuits yes you can um okay sorry about your streamer house frogs but i'm downloading the trolley problem and it's gonna be awesome and we're adding it to the cart and i'm not gonna get tilted look at the art of someone did of hassan with your cake in a dating sim what how would i look at that plush kink thank you for the prime save and continue let's go i'm playing a video game it's been so long he'll be okay tomorrow he will be okay tomorrow you're right have you ever played cooking simulator yes we have where's the kitty once she's more settled i'll set up the cat cam she's just kind of running around right now because she's lots of toys on the ground that i can't keep up with her so i'll wait till she's a little more settled um really noticed a bit of tickets okay so why don't you say so crazy resort looks prime club looks primed oh dude how much do you think drake got paid for this yeah i know that could have been like it's all a twitch jody's effing too okay i could have been major major jody's been effing i'm muted oh my god oh my god it's a twitch stream thing hmm i would really like we just need one more kill with the bucky if timmy's also he's not even moving just kill him okay everyone's effing on twitch you guys can't hear me i didn't change the mic too we're effing uh kitty asset for effing as well oh so it's literally everyone hi cutie damn wait this is like this has been happening for days saved really type one in chat if you can hear me thank you for the one year welcome back for an entire year not everyone but a couple so you're saying that i am the select few who is all audio is off what the [ __ ] bro what how what the [ __ ] poor connection oh she's claiming poor connection too because i think i like hyped it up to my i was like oh my first one like huh dude i don't know what to do with sound hello bro what is happening what is happening i didn't do anything that's about all i can do can you hear that we can do a wistful recap over the next 14 minutes chat look i'm talking see see this do you see that do you see that what am i supposed to do voice meter did i exit out of it is it working restart stream okay watch this kitty um uh let's do this um video capture device can you guys hear me from the camera no you can't hear me from the camera vaude has sound what i really don't want to restart stream it's voice meter vod has sound it's not voice meter bro i haven't touched voice meter i have not touched voice meter it's dual audio inverted but i didn't do anything guys the mic is not connected to the voice meter the mic is not connected to voice meter in any way try adding new audio source okay watch how the [ __ ] oh audio input add source add source i come over here i choose usb can you guys hear that bro

doug ah dude the best part of starting streams i can justify having one of my hints they're so good maybe hint will sponsor me because of my instagram that'd be sweet because it's really expensive it's just water but it's like lightly flavored yo what up uh there's a new video if you haven't seen it you look a lot like corey sandhagen who in the gods name of [ __ ] is corey sandhigan hello former british prime minister winston churchill loved your work in world war ii really great speeches less of a fan of what you did in india anyhow really cool to see you streaming here on xhamster.com okay you got a few details wrong look can somebody direct them over to the correct website i guess i look a little like him i don't know there's some there's some pictures where i do it like this one i don't really [Music] this one a little bit [Music] i didn't know you boxed i actually really liked boxing but i kept hurting my arm when i tried it at some point i wanted to do it again [Music] dug dug x ufc collab when i just don't know how much overlap there is between what i do and the ufc how's your hair great you know what i was looking at my hair you guys have successfully made me self-conscious about my hair flavored game fuel and i was like it's fine when there's not a bright light shining on it i don't think my hair is actually balding or thinning i think i'm probably fine you guys just keep [ __ ] rubbing it in what hair how's your body after all that olive oil slick i have to make changes title um twitch chat versus random inputs whoever makes it to the door first whoever makes it how do i phrase this whoever makes it to the end of one level wins what happened to your hair my hair is perfectly fine there's nothing wrong i haven't give i've never even considered the fact that my hair might be thinning until you guys just keep [ __ ] bringing up hello professor xavier the shine on your head is especially blinding today oh my god jesus christ magneto i have a full head of hair i'm fine i'm doing fine just cuz there's baldness in my family doesn't mean it's happening to me uh yo what up everybody the first stage of grief is denial you should take up a male pattern baldness sponsorship there's nothing to spawn you don't take up a sponsor until you're actually there's like something to to work on never do a keep sponsorship because then you guys will think you've won but you've proven that i'm bald because i took the sponsorship um you look like little overruled delinquent from tick tock oh my god i don't know who that is um that hair sponsorship's doing wonders so you'll just you'll just say that the any any baldness that i'm not experiencing is due to a clean silly snack today um it was more gonna be chris snack we gotta make chris snack are people here i can never really tell i think people are here right are you here are you here i'm taking attendance are you here or not if you are there's 1800 people okay yeah we're good we're here congratulations you are all here um what do i have to do oh yeah yeah well i guess we just let's um you know let's today we're doing a bit of a rematch okay in the past i have had you face off against my ai chris snack in mario maker and you won twice in a row you beat him badly easily and i realize it's not because you guys are actually good at video games it's because we're playing the wrong game so today i'm creating a new ai in splunky 2. and just like before it's gonna be all random inputs with with an asterisk like there's got to be some well we'll figure it out now we'll make cr we'll birth chris splunk but he's going to beat the [ __ ] out of you guys you think you're so high and mighty because you get good easy mario levels well what if you're playing splunky 2 that's hard as [ __ ] 100 of the time and we're gonna alternate you playing chris snack playing and my boy's gonna win and well there's like four different competitions we'll do anyways this time it's time for the robots to win but first before that we have to do like an hour of programming which is everybody's favorite part yeah programming everybody loves programming [Music] okay splunky is splunky is extremely loud in the background jesus [Music] okay there we go um so i need to design christopher snack christopher splunk chris splunk chris spunk what is his name like before i want to make an ai that is essentially random inputs but rather than literally just being random there needs to be some degree of adaptation to splunky itself right so we're breaking this just like last time into two different scripts so one script is just gonna press random buttons that's the one on the left [Music] so which is kind of done here so in splunky if you haven't if you haven't played you're basically you're gonna be jumping you're gonna be attacking you're gonna be throwing bombs you're gonna be using a rope you're gonna be going in doors and you're gonna be holding the run button actually run should be with movement okay so really really really really all right so we think about think about it like this so the the left the the left script this is just for the attacks basically and then the right script will be the movement so that way those are happening like uh at separate are being controlled separately and that way they'll overlap in different ways and increases the like unique possibilities that could happen right so that's one thing and then um so this will be the buttons that we start with and we basically have to decide what are the percentages out of a hundred that he would choose each button right so we have jump bomb right here i have movement but that's just for okay jump attack bomb rope door jump attack bomb rope door okay these are these are really all the the things we would need he's hacking the pentagon stop [Music] it's funny because like for people who don't know programming maybe it looks like i'm doing something cool for people who know programming they realize all i do is make some if statements which is not the equivalent of hacking the pentagon i can't read that sarcastic hypocrite thank you so much for two years that's insane thank you thank you thank you thank you he's too smart 100 chance of bomb i know coding and this is epic it is it is literally six if statements like it looks like dark magic to me this is literally like the first thing you learn when you program is what an if statement is you wouldn't download a car i did take stats i took stats so if anybody thinks i'm doing a bad job remind them that i took stats and three years of calculus um okay so we've basically we've got five different moves that he could pick from randomly jump attack bomb rope door really that's it okay so we just need to decide the percentages i would say jump is probably like 50 of the time right so so essentially how this is gonna work it's gonna every single like time he's picking something new he picks a random number between one and a hundred and we're saying if if that number is less than 50 he's gonna jump and that'll be like that action right and maybe we do it jump for like a half second let me put on uh chill coding music attack should probably be like 30 of the time right like 30 percent of the time he attacks something like that bomb rope and door all need to be like pretty only be pretty uncommon so jump if jump is 50 attack is 30 of the time bomb could be like five percent of the time maybe even less so it'd be okay sorry this is less than 80 this would be 85 rope maybe like a fifteen percent chance no 95 and then door is else okay so the way this would the way there was function right every every time he's picking a new action pick the number between one and a hundred all the way to cosmic ocean piece of cake short sun if you all have your [ __ ] shorts on and you make it to cosmic ocean today i will gift literally i'm i don't know like uh 10 000 subs just get all you got to do is get to cosmic ocean okay so if the number that is randomly picked is less than 50 um it will it will do the job right other places if you're worried about hair loss just take the hair from your arms chest that's not legs for your head and you will be fine that's not how that works that's not how people combat baldness also it's different colors and different textures anyway that doesn't make sense my this is orange make sure not to break the internet today with another one of those milk posts oh yeah everybody follow me um on my instagram doug doug milk it's a really good account okay so a 30 chance of attacking um if the number is between 80 and 85 then which is a 5 chance then he will press the bomb button if it is between 85 and 95 which is a 10 chance that he'll use the rope and if there's a 5 chance of impressing the door button to go in a door oh wait there's actually other things too i can do like drop [Music] i'm gonna do like pick up like pick up item yeah this will be fine i'll add it later if we need to be late today he missed the bus tell his ass he's got suspension and to go home i don't want him how much is ten thousand subs uh fifty thousand dollars um okay and then so that's that's the buttons that will be pressing randomly we also need the movements to be pressed randomly um we'll release the keys just in case okay god how did i set this up this so this is basically this is what chris snacks code was and we just got to update it so uh move up let's see i guess we can just kind of stick to chris snacks thanks not logic god isn't this the best part of my streams isn't everybody stoked about this just sitting here looking at code this is probably not the best way to do this let me start from scratch it's a little easier okay so it's going to pick a random command between 1 and 12. if random command equals one how about for movement he just picks he decides to move left or right and then it just decides a random amount of movement time right just like a random amount between like a tenth of a second and like three seconds that way it's like you really don't know how often he's going to move rather than rather than having a whole bunch of presets that are like uh pick heathen thing for 18 months rather than having a whole bunch of presets they're like it's always half a second or a second if we just say a random amount of time then that way it should be more predictable right so this first one could be like walk walk right so that's this would be like the first option right if it's two then it's walk left hello this is jose from raid shadow legends marketing team we would like to sponsor you with our new and improved anal boarding cream we are looking in amounts of 50 000 knowing you live in california we will await your reply dude there's a there's an nft company that reached out to me i probably shouldn't share this they offered like i i won't say how much but i will say it's over 50 000 to participate in their nft website it's a lot of [ __ ] money crypto people are insane that is so so much and it wasn't even like hey you'll be the face of this thing and be really involved it was like hey do you want to like you you'd like turn a bunch of your streams into nfts and like be on the website and participate in it and that's it i was like it was 69 000 no i won't tell you the exact amount but that's that's a lot of money for somebody my size why did you not accept it i'm not doing sponsorships in general right now and look um when it comes to sponsorships it's not actually free money okay how it actually works is that at any given time as a content creator you have um let's say a certain level of trust and brand power with your audience okay so right now like my my trust and um we'll just call it the trust level or impact level right my trust level i think is pretty high like if i if i tell you guys hey i'm doing a sponsorship i don't do that very often and usually when i do sponsorships i actually like the product and so if i right now if i was to say like hey i want you to do this thing um my trust level would drop but it's pretty high right now right so i could promote some product and do well however if i if every single day i did a sponsorship my trust level would go down where my like the power of my word and asking my audience to do something uh decreases every time that i have an ask like that right so it's in my interest to balance that and not just flood my you know timeline or whatever with sponsorships because then each one will be less impactful because people will not value my word as much each time your power level will always be infinite but then each thing it's not no i'm not this is deep [ __ ] this is just like a basic understanding right you're trading like trust with your audience for money right that's another way of thinking about it so false everything is free money if you write it off true so certain things though move your trust level up or down more right and so nfts right now would make my trust level go way the [ __ ] down so even if i make you know 50 000 or whatever off of the nft thing that's great but that really harms my ability for you guys to trust my word in the future for something i do actually care about right that's the problem so you can do it but like every time you do a sponsorship that people really dislike or do anything that people really dislike that that value goes like way down and you need to kind of balance it if i right now just did like 10 awful sponsorships in a row and a whole bunch of nft stuff like you guys would stop giving a [ __ ] about my my word and and would stop trusting me for the 11th one right you would like i would no longer have the ability to actually like make an impact with what i ask i don't know it's a weird thing mostly i just don't care i would rather just make videos right now anyway that's why it's just not worth it in my calculus or whatever okay so basically i'm thinking at this point or no we need some up and some down as well so essentially with with the movement uh our boy is gonna have five different options he's either gonna walk to the right walk to the left run to the right or run to the left or option five is that he looks up do you ever look down in this game do you need to look down you need to move up and you need to move down we'll just move up or down randomly that's better all right so to walk to the right he would hold and then release chris snack is going down we got this look i i haven't revealed all of the things we're doing today but there's also going to be some unity okay we're going to have to work together hello mr duke doug milk this is olive garden we thank you for the shout outs of 50 this message is sponsored by nordvpn thank you uh wait actually we need random movement here make sure you code chris snack to be a first half kind of ai don't give twitch chat a chance look i actually think my ai can finally beat you guys and again when i say ai i'm it's a artificial intelligence it's more artificial stupid because he's just doing things randomly and is not able to learn does anybody know in python how do you get a random uh random float it's probably like random so i need like randomly towed in our mario party games that's a good question i don't know so i basically it'll pick a random command to do between one and five is it inclusive random low it's just random oh okay i got it so it's random dot random um and then it's low and high okay so let's say the low is a tenth of a second how what would be the maximum amount of time that he would move like so so he's gonna pick a random direction to move a run right maybe like three seconds that's a long time like one two three that's a long time to move in splunky i think two we can adjust him later but somewhere between point one and two seconds so it's going to randomly pick this is like how long he's gonna move and then uh i wanted to be our favorite peggle streamer but you are for sure my favorite programming streamer yes i'll take that i'm probably not the best programming streamer on twitch i mean certainly i'm not the best programmer on twitch all right so um so these are our first two options he would pick from if the random command is one he would uh walk to the right for a random period of time if it's two he will walk to the left for a random period of time if it's three he needs to run so the only difference here is he has to hold key run and then release key run at the end cool so that's running right running left would look like this but it's just that swapped and then look up or down move up or down randomly uh we do this i don't know i guess we random in this um random up or down this is janky wanted to if random up or down oh doug today is my dad's twenties even one nursery at his job he enjoys your streams when i watch can you get a shout out shout out to your dad i hope you have a good one hope your thursday is amazing thanks for being all of our dads on this day can i have more allowance please i turned down my big nft sponsorship so i need more uh more money for expensive keto protein shakes hi doug great to catch you streaming i'm glad i'll be able to rest after the week of work as a programmer and focus on something else anyway what are we doing on that on that note uh for people who are actually good at programming and know python am i doing this correctly so here's my thought process at all wait is randomint inclusive between one and five will both one and five be chosen when it picks random int i forget this every time because i swap between c sharp and python or do it is it one to six i want it i want there needs to be five different options includes one not five okay so it should be one to six exclusive upper bound why why not just inclusive both bounds that's so confusing just make them both inclusive i've never gotten that just just this is weird it's like we're gonna include one but not the second one doesn't it make more sense to have both of them be inclusive and be like i would want between one and six to show up at any rate okay we're gonna pick a random number between one and five we're also going to p this is every single loop we're also going to pick a random amount of time between 0.1 seconds and two seconds then our s uh five possible options are we walk to the right for the random amount of time we walk to the left for the random amount of time we run to the right for the random amount of time we run to the left for the random amount of time and then um the fifth option is that it will randomly decide to move up or down wait that means this should be one to three right so it picks between one and two [Music] a b return a random integer that gives you what you guys are saying it is inclusive oh this has no arguments it just gives you so it'd have to [Music] how do you do a random float between these two it is both inclusive okay these are both inclusive [Music] you multiply it random.uniform [Music] random.uniform python [Music] random floating point number okay so it is uniform this is correct then [Music] right this should be correct [Music] cool so we're gonna have both of these we're gonna have both of these running simultaneously one script is going to be deciding a random movement at any given time and the other one is going to be randomly deciding what button to press um and that'll just be the combination and then we'll see what happens i'll probably adjust chris splunk as we go on so theoretically it's possible this random ai gets the world record it's possible in fact i'm putting uh money down on it right now ten [Music] all dollars i think we can get into the competition then i think we're good there's no need to test this or make sure it works at all i'm very good at programming [Music] but real quick first take a gander at these beautiful screenshots of the new minecraft server captain roach has taken these wondrous pictures look at this you could go there right now if you're a sub and you check out the minecraft server using the link below look at that banana look at that purple tree look at this quartermaster [Music] [Applause] who is that is that a cow i don't know what that is you can say um one point one one eight point one doug doug s p featuring bible plots in spawn end event sunday and a welcoming community or something like that uh look at this look at that banana look at this lake um yeah the server is actually sick as [ __ ] it just got opened up thank you very much uh captain roach and everybody who's helped out in the server [Music] yeah well you know his statements are great there's also a new reward uh for channel points if you have 25 000 channel points and you want to join the minecraft server but you are not a sub because if you're a sub you'll get automatic access if you're not a sub you can now purchase access to the minecraft server um the reason it's locked to subs and now channel points is just to make sure we don't have people come in who are uh you know just try to ruin [ __ ] but 25 000 channel points is enough where you're like okay clearly you're you know around in the community and what and what not so if you uh if you buy that channel point reward then you can join the server it'd be great because then we have more people um it's it's very cool they've done a great job thank you again roach and everybody who's put it together do gamer gods get access i think so yeah and just be sure to put your discord username in the in the thing if you buy it um okay i think we're pretty much good let us begin the competition let us do what we all came here to do which is watch twitch chat get [ __ ] annihilated by an ai i see you finally figured out rope little different but yeah same idea okay i think we're good ronin thanks so much for 18 months uh let me just start let me open up the code i love this song all right let me just actually make sure it runs yeah okay they both run all right everybody i think we're [ __ ] ready hi zapper and you know what let's just uh let's just make sure you guys are aware of how splunky works just so you see really quick wait how do i what are the buttons okay sorry i have a bunch of controllers set up on this now so i'm confused is this minecraft yeah you're playing minecraft you're fine so this should be you [Music] guys okay splunky 2 is a randomly generated game it is a roguelike milk can i buy some i'd like to make some cheese with it oh [ __ ] how do i move okay you can throw bombs like that you can whip you can toss a rope which allows you to climb up and down you can jump and there are a whole lot of obstacles in between you and the bottom of the level for you to win the round you just have to make it to the very bottom of the level that is it however there are lots of traps and dangers along the way like these things right here this is a tiki trap that you have to or no what is this called this is just a dart trap if you jump you'll get shot with an arrow right you have to get all the way to the bottom i'll let you try in a sec whipping is very good and i'm dead okay and then you start over your controls let me pull them up r okay uh it's on the left here ignore that light left left or hard left light right right or hard right jump right jump or rump left jump or lump you know actually oh i want to try something real fast uh before you move right or left i should release the other key right that would probably help with you guys not moving really ever so that way if you're trying to move left before you start moving left you also release the right key theoretically it helps a bit anyways uh you can type jump you can type right jump or rump you can type left jump or rump which left jump or lump which will jump to the left or jump to the right accordingly up or down are both relevant if you need to go up or down a ladder run will press down the run button you'll move a lot faster whip or shoot we'll use the whip it's quite good bomb gives you a one in let's say how many people are here three thousand um this is probably too much this feels like it's way too much one in 25 i feel like it should be like a one in eighty five the bomb feels a bit too much we'll do one in the 30. you have a one in 30 chance of throwing a bomb if you type bomb rope you have a one in 20 chance of using the rope you only get four of these okay you only get four bombs per life you only get four ropes per life they're very very very important they will kill you but they will also blow up a hole down to the bottom of the level rope is uh less good but still good door is what you will press to get into the door at the end pick up or drop this is how you would pick up an item that's on the ground or like a rock or whatever fall or dump is if you are on a platform that you can drop through or you like holding the edge you can type fall or dump then you'll drop stop just stops all movement and then screenshot gives you a 1 in 50 chance of taking a screenshot are there any questions bomb should probably be a lot higher yeah but you do actually need to use the bomb it's probably too high here's the other here's the other thing um normally when we've done twitch play splunky you guys are mostly just trying to kill yourself that's generally how this works in this rare case okay this very rare situation you will probably actually be trying to live because otherwise i'm gonna make fun of you for losing to my ai so theoretically people are more coordinated during this stream and not just trying to kill yourselves because otherwise you're gonna look like a total shitty gamer i guess in fact i'll even do this now uh 25 gifted subs if you beat my ai okay [Music] wait i just realized getting into the door is going to be like impossible for my ai do you want to say just to make this simple why don't we just say that you have to like touch the door at the end and then i'll just press the door button for both of you so both of you all you have to do is get to the door that fair because it's shitty for you guys to do that as well um and it's basically impossible for the ai unless i have him i mean i could have him just like tap the door button constantly i might just do another script it's just kind of boring it's it's like a brute force way of doing it please don't deal we don't need your charity i mean i look i can have him just i mean look here's what i can do here's the random buttons at the start of every round i'll just have him press the door button really briefly i think this works okay never mind um um this actually gives me an advantage so now chris chris splunk is always gonna be tapping the door button so whenever he actually hits the door he should press it i think this will work okay uh again these are your guys's controls let us quickly make sure that both you and christopher splunk are working correctly so let's give you guys a quick shot using all of the controls that i just showed you please play the best blink of your life now okay let's just make sure this works you can jump let's get some attacks in you know let's get a few lumps let's make sure uh whip whip okay you got some whips working all looks good now let's try some bombs okay we got a bomb now the bomb will kill you so just you just have to you have to be careful okay we got rope i think we got everything and again if you make it to the very bottom of the level alive and you make it in the door without killing yourself you win okay let me uh let me make sure let me make sure splunky boy works okay so you're here all right hold on this is this you guys are no longer playing this is chris snack chris splunk [Music] okay this is my boy awaken play the best splunky two of your life he's whipping a lot he's moving okay this seems really promising i think it's gonna be a good match is everyone ready we will alternate five lives at a time first christopher splunk will get five lives and try to make it to the bottom door then you guys will get five lives and if you can get in the door at the bottom before him 25 gifted subs and ultimate superiority over an ai in yet another video game was mario maker just a fluke or did i just program the best ai of my [ __ ] life okay [Music] i need him i need chris whoa whoa oh he's still going no no how do i stop this stop stop [Music] i need to switch characters [Music] yeah this is definitely chris snack splunk whatever let us gamble no no no because then people sabotage it for the bet okay [Music] [Music] is everybody ready five lives gotta get in one door three two one all right from here i do nothing i just watch my beautiful boy make it to the very bottom all right so here we're looking at uh he needs to move right and then left there's a mole that he'll need to whip he successfully whips the mold he's down to three hearts okay just keep moving left remember he moves in random intervals that are chosen between point one and two seconds including running so if he sprints to the left and goes through this hole he should actually make it okay one heart left zero hearts left that's fine okay number two that was actually fairly promising i think he he got into a hole that was just too big of a hole so now if he moves left it goes down here god damn it move left move left why is he not moving this is fine he's warming up you have to understand he has to get a feel for the bombs and the ropes and the movement okay this trap he might be able to dodge unless he drops himself into the arrow this is the situation if he doesn't kill himself here actually has a hole down to the bottom that was a beautiful bomb play by christopher splunk okay he does not have a way to drop down [Music] okay i need to [Music] hold on i gotta i gotta give christopher splunk away to drop through [ __ ] hold on oops okay so one of his movement commands needs to be him dropping down right my wife divorced me because i did i'm not cheating that's one of the things you have in my marriage thank you took dog milk for the fifty dollars it was very generous hope you have a milky day it's not look you guys have a drop command okay i'm not giving him something you don't have fairness is cheating you know what i'll do i'll do this [Music] so it's uh so basically there's a one in five chance that he randomly picks between up or down or dropping down wait i can just make down he holds down hold on i forget how you what you actually press to drop down through a platform like calling it a long day of programming to watch my favorite streamer do wacky and crazy things oh we're programming today that's practically skyrim welcome this is the good stuff this is what everybody's really here for is my awful code okay so you have to hold the down button and then whip [Music] hold key move down then i attack for the random period of time and then i release key down okay so this this should this should drop him down again there's only a one in five chance of a one in three chance of this happening which if you do the math it's a 50 50 comes out so it's still fairly fairly likely do the nft thing give you the money what would you do if i was like here chat here's 50 i know thousand dollars statements but this is why i switched to anthropology too true all right um chris snack is new he's improved he's ready to kick some ass [Music] i want the it won't open what did i do wrong how much for twitch chat to sponsor a stream hold key move down release you hold and release you what did i do wrong the alif here i'll sponsor you right now with a lump sum of 400 bits your only requirement is say my name and make fun of me you are balding andrew got him it's down jump not down whip you're correct [Music] um i don't maybe i'll uh maybe i'll set up a patreon again i don't know i don't have a patreon right now cheating again this is just working correctly what do you mean it's not cheating look it it's like if you go to a soccer game and the ball is like really deflated and then one side of the goal like the goal is like broken favorite flavor of jesus fixing the goal and inflating the ball is not cheating okay this is still life number three go okay now chris splunk knows how to drop through a platform it's just not super likely to happen drop drop down he's okay he's one more bomb and no more ropes well that's one way to drop down two more [Music] okay he's gonna he's gonna clear the path in advance before moving down there see what he's doing this is smart mr smart company the product is actually really poorly made with a ton of underdosed supplements and they can't get kids um oh god sorry one sec okay he just blew up the tiki trap it's actually kind of smart [Music] oh my god he jumped into his own palm jesus christ okay this is fine this is fine this is fine so we can all agree that christopher splunk just needs a little bit of warm up but he did better that time he got to the second floor of the room we got this chat don't act so [ __ ] cocky okay you guys it took you like 50 tries to beat a level [Music] to the g fuel person i think g feels fine i know other people don't but yeah if you don't like it don't buy it who do you want to play us coco manfred anna margaret colin rafi a sloth cat you can't can't play as a cat okay i've seen a lot of rafi okay you will play as a sloth [Music] now twitch chat you are up you get five lives can you beat one level as a reminder you start off with four bombs four ropes and four hearts there are approximately four layers to each level that you must advance through [Music] okay fall damage took a heart but you're still actually doing quite well [Music] whipping a lot see already already you guys are playing much safer than you've played in the past i think i need to make bombs more likely i need to make bomb like a 50 chance of happening how the [ __ ] did you dodge that really what is happening how are you alive still okay you have one heart left i knew this would happen i knew you'd suddenly start playing while the instant you aren't you aren't just [ __ ] with me okay this trap will will hit you though if you don't set off this trap this dart trap on the left that'll just kill you [Music] wait where did you get another bomb how how how okay you just kind of screwed yourself the door's on the left you're actually really close and you died to a spider in a pot let's go let's go all right you have no shot you got lucky on your very first try that means all of your luck is used up you're just gonna [ __ ] the bed from here on out you should make an nft after okay that's really funny actually there's gonna be a dart trap here okay you're down to two look i'm not trying to sabotage things i'm not trying to rig it but bombing here could be pretty good i'll be honest with you you just don't want to kill yourself with it how are you alive how the [ __ ] are you alive okay you're actually gonna have to bomb out of this you need to use your last bomb not in here not in here in the sub world if you can survive oh my god you actually survived what is happening it's not how is this supposed to work okay you're down to one heart you're near the bottom of the level die to this caveman you caught the edge and didn't take fall damage platform is kind of disappointing ngl if this is a foodie channel why don't you just build yes yes language good question court prodigals i didn't even build my own computer very disappointing oops no no no hold on [Music] okay you guys got lucky the first two levels that means your luck is gonna run out any second now you get three more we are doing well you know why you're doing well is because you've barely dodged your bomb like eight times in a row okay you're gonna start blowing yourself up with bombs from this point forward you got one heart [Music] remember that you can dump through a platform that you're currently on these thin ones you can dump through [Music] okay this is a pretty dangerous spot you're in though oh my god you okay how are you [Music] you gonna buy me way to the kitty cat you're not gonna survive this return around two more such that less than less than equal speed oh my god how are you alive how are you alive programming language i know is cheat code that machinists represent okay okay you've only got two hearts left you only got two hearts you're stuck in between a naked mole rat and a tiki trap [Music] this is gonna be so hard to get out of me yes yes i'm not playing with your duck clothes when i'm by myself sure okay this is the last level and then it's back to christopher splunk [Music] just like i predicted you got lucky at the beginning and now that luck is dwindling away as you just failed over and over let's go let's go how can i let you know so you can get this broken um i guess i'll just check on stream i don't know why do you hate us i want my boy to win okay it's not about hatred is that i'm the parent at the kids soccer game who's way more invested in the soccer game than the kids are hive mind gopro h hhh i'm having the midlife crisis where my identity is wrapped up in my child's success it's gonna feel so goddamn good when he takes it home right here [Music] um [Music] christopher splunk awaken check this [ __ ] out chat look at that bomb usage it was perfect he stays to the left blows it up to the right now he drops down moves left [Music] moves left [Music] moves left [Music] [Music] and then uses the pathway that he cleared with the bombs unbelievable dude oh that was such a big drop he's actually near the bottom okay he's got three this is actually possible right now he's got three hearts and he's near the bottom of the level [Music] do not do it chris god damn it he was so close he's on the bottom floor he [ __ ] had it okay that's fine he's warming up one more oh well he's gonna kill that mole rat oh god damn it dude that's fine he's warmed up three more attempts okay this is one right he actually should bomb to the right because this this tiki trap on the left will just kill or bomb to the left oh my god he's a [ __ ] genius dude absolute genius [Music] he's a genius maybe okay he's still a genius clearing the pathway uses the bomb there's even more kills the caveman moves down now he has to get out of here though hello mr douglas it seems our cyber attack failed to stop you hugs and kisses the foundation thanks foundation okay he's got to go up the rope doug what is happening splunky splunky don't panic splunky though yeah he does use bombs a lot don't do it god damn it okay two more [Music] this can work this can work he could actually clear a path with the bombs here this could work god damn it okay this next one could work last one when i told him that the boss said it could be i did not remember the name of the company just the address that's the kind of preparation we need [Music] he's not bomb happy he's just happy because he's gonna win [Music] you should reduce rope usage yeah he uses a lot of ropes the thing is he's it's unlikely he's ever gonna actually utilize the ropes so i don't really care that much if he uses too many he's not even using that many bombs this is actually a bomb situation all right look i'm gonna call it right here he's gonna bomb his way down he's a [ __ ] genius look at this absolute [ __ ] genius now what he's gonna do is he's gonna drop to the left use the bomb get get past the horned lizard and the snake then use the bomb to make his way all the way down to them [Music] okay i'm going to make an adjustment to mr snack he needs to move more right now he's moving between point one and two seconds i wanna have it to be between point one and three he's not moving as much right he should move more we'll see we'll see how that works next time after of course we watched twitch just absolutely [ __ ] throw it for five straight lives it's not rigged it's just changing how much he moves that's it it's still completely random screenshot odds are 1 in 50 i think by the way by the way do you guys want more common bombs you want more common bombs right it'll be funny because right now it's um this with our bomb tech so one in third every time somebody types bomb it's a one in 30 chance why don't we make it like a one to five that'll be great right everybody'll like that how about one in 25 can we call him one and two yeah chris spunk oh god fine we'll do one in 30. should be one in 25 hi eddie is this how i give my life force to doug i drink it up i feel more powerful already thank you gimpy okay so 1 and 25. look j look you might think that i'm rigging it okay but here's a counter argument to that twitch chat's up you've got five lives here we go [Music] see you're fine you haven't even used a bomb yet see this is working great oh god damn it i just got done doing the deeds that's right signing my divorce pictures got him [Music] look if you don't want to use a bomb just don't type the word bomb in a chat all right number two [Music] good luck [Music] this is going great you guys it's dug dug balding opinions okay you got three more look okay before you say i'm rigging it bombs are good it's actually a good thing a lot of the time it's going to get you to the ground floor a lot faster [Music] you just have to not run into them okay you've got two more 10k subs when you win deal [Applause] okay fine i will turn it back to a one in 30 chance just you guys can't complain this is a uh rig the whole time bleeder thank you so much for the gifted subs all right now nobody can ever spam rigged ever we're all on the same page right you've got one more chance this is life number five if you win this you're officially better than chris spong [Music] you probably actually want a bomb here right this is what i'm saying bombs are not bad i mean look you could jump over all right but this is a situation where bombing gets you down faster and efficiently as long as you don't kill yourself okay see now you can drop down our military egg this is probably the greatest debate to humanity will be honest accept his beauty oh this is dangerous and that's it inflating the best didn't he deflate them [Music] [Music] oh they're right next to each other rigged look i rigged it very slightly and then i unrigged it okay you're you can't say those races but have you considered twitch streaming [Music] i think i'll try it right now chris bunk is up let's go let's go i've modified him slightly he's now going to move farther left and right which means he'll dodge this bomb god damn it okay that's fine but most of the time he'll dodge that bomb in the future now check this out see he's moving a little bit more now he's going to drop a bomb right here it's going to blast a hole he's going to go through it he's going to win the crowds they're going to cheer they're going to say wow doug you're so good at programming doug your code doesn't suck we don't have to like tell you how to code she hangs to the left here he survives he's amazing wow i'm so good at this okay there's a huge spike pit run but he blows up this spike on earth if we lose it's because doug rigged it okay this is we've still got uh three more [Music] you're starting to see more and more evidence of how good my programming is though right you're seeing it look at this he's gonna bomb down whips into the bomb hole right after doing it he's gonna toss a bomb right here then move right hang hang okay too far right how many more do i have three this is third right [Music] there's two left [ __ ] okay two more five three houses [Music] maybe i've never played it okay actual smart bomb there now he can jump [Music] but he's learning how to use bombs correctly that's the important thing [Music] last chance this is a nice open flat level [Music] your kid is stupid okay maybe it doesn't conform to your you know government standards about education okay maybe my boy look at that he climbed up a rope okay would your child do that no maybe he's a little more artistic maybe he thinks creatively about how to use bombs that doesn't mean he's stupid artsy people are the most successful most of the time in society god damn it all right you guys are up [Music] hey doug it's great watching your streams it distracts me from the fact that my mother favors my younger sister over me and always is disappointed in myself anyways what are we doing um i was distraught to find out that i was watching panda's interpreter just talking about how i love chat just import harder dude twitch chat is up [Music] you've got five lives can you make it to one [ __ ] door okay drops through the floating platform didn't even have to use a bomb for that interesting interesting [Music] hello mr douglas okay drop this might not work i'm sending this message that your son is a little [ __ ] and is being expelled because of it well we don't want to go to your school anyway okay i'll homeschool him and i'll teach him everything i know christopher punk is a loser and you know it you're the one who's expelled chris spunk is gonna be the captain of the art team that bomb didn't even do anything you guys are talking so much [ __ ] you keep throwing bombs on yourself all right you got three more all right i'm gonna i'm just gonna say it i'm not trying to rig it you guys are super [ __ ] you've gotta actually bomb your way down so you've gotta drop like one two more bombs in here and just not kill yourself one more one more or two more hi doug can you make a pre-decide on whether or not the bot makes a misattempt i'm a gambling addict and i need my fix god damn it i guess we can do that two more i'm actually totally blanking is it two more okay most a lot of people are saying too i'll trust them to get pizza after the soccer game in your minivan look my minivan is for winners two more attempts go this is an interesting start actually a pretty good opener for you guys released after being developed for four years it has an ai which tries to predict your movements and spawn spikes but try to kill you i think it would be hilarious to see if it can predict twitch chat's movements or if twitch chucks cannot smoke okay that guy think i will look at it what's going on here but i'm still confused as to which team i'm on can i be on random no god damn you guys keep pressing down that was actually a really good opener but then you parked it could you make all this soil [Applause] [Music] all right i i guess you get one more light this is it there's a poisonous snake right there be careful if you jump right this is actually a good spot here or just sit right next to the bomb i like your gumption chat [Music] it's venomous not poisonous oh sorry god how could i have messed up so badly [Music] a lot of gamble on chris sure you guys are actual gambling addicts oh i went to a casino last weekend um and then i put 100 on roulette and immediately lost it and that's where you guys are whenever you like give me bits or whatever or sub that's what it's going towards but in true twitch chat fashion i had a plan because then i went to a blackjack table put down 100 bucks the minimum was 25 dollars which is like a lot more than i wanted to spend immediately lost 125 dollars so the guy heard from the discipline no i'm doing great eddie but in true twitch chat playing fashion i went got another hundred dollars and was like this is the end of it it actually made that up to 500 i'm up 200. [Music] i just had to trust the plan [Music] i've i think i've gambled in a casino maybe like 10 times maybe like 15 and i've never won anything and then all of the luck came to this plan um okay 30 second prediction does chris spunk i can't use the word spunk okay does chris beat the level in five tries if you really need your gambling fix you can uh do a prediction right now [Music] [Music] oh this is not a good opener let's find nothing that um some loud music can't fix three two one chris is back in action let's go here we go starting off with some bombs i like that we bomb the way down hang left here actually amazing that's how you use bombs chad pay attention my boy knows how to do it now he drops into that hole he's already like third of the way through [Music] yo mods just go ahead and uh perma anybody who does the shrek thing oh okay that's fine [Music] [Applause] [Music] we have mods here mods [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right hold on [Applause] [Music] this is too juicy i want to do it myself i want to get there before the mods do oh [Music] and that's uh wait oh you are eddie got him damn it eddie i want to ban him [Music] where do i ban bam okay okay eddie eddie beat me anyways all right back to chris uh s splitch what are we calling him i remember chris splooge is this is life number two right why are people being banned because they're spamming uh shrek ascii art go okay that looked brilliant for a second [Music] tip number three i got three more [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is not a good situation but if he tosses a bomb right there now he has a path to the left he just has to jump to the left and he'll be fine [Music] he's continuing to bomb a hole down to the bottom right now so whenever he does get over there it's safe check this out i mean same concept he has one more bomb he drops the bop down it'll be good it'll be good this is gonna work right and now he'll drop this could actually work oh my god he's near the bottom [Music] i don't heard about your strength from my divorce lawyer wondering if you could help give me advice on how to avoid balding [Music] you put olive oil directly into the scalp okay all right all right all right we i need to set the stage here we're one minute into the level a ghost comes and will automatically kill him he just needs to by picking random amounts of time to move left or right get from this corner to wherever the door is he's in the right section he's just got to get there good come on 20 22. he's always gonna have to jump it's very unlikely but he's like safely on the ground floor he's got a minute and a half left throw bombs and defeat anime can we only have four bombs there's no way he'll do it there's absolutely a way he'll do it it's just not very likely oh my god go left go left go left go left go left if he if he whips while he's on it it'll throw him back he was there he knows what he has to do he's he's working his way there he's just building up the confidence he's got one minute left you just have to jump to the left only one way to find out okay okay i think he just wanted to give himself kind of a runway to build up speed you should get that checked out your twitch should be a healthy trickle 30 seconds it's still doable even when the ghost comes you'll have like 10 seconds to survive come on come on chris splooge he was there he's gotten on the ledge twice three times come on chris chris you can do it it's literally like a 50 50 chance [Music] okay he now just has to run from the ghost if it goes touches him it's over come on this is this is when he's gonna do it he jumps on the ledge he jumps on the ledge he jumps to the right damn it was that the last one this is not like an older brother and younger brother it's like an older brother um who then goes to like the i guess you could say with a bomb you're fired two more [Music] for the record the closest anybody has gotten is christopher [ __ ] splooge okay that could work that could work we could work with that left or right has possibilities he either needs to bomb to the right or move to the left this is fine if he moves directly onto the bomb okay last one [Music] and puppies okay strong opener he's got a star he's got a spot at the bottom right we're completely ripping apart chris no you're not doing anything who's nuts his nuts are made out of titanium they'd crush your nuts okay that's fine he'll just keep it on the shelf no bombs no ropes but i've got four hearts wander sale thank you for the 12 months [Music] well this is another one of those situations only if he wins well i guess i'll play dramatic music we'll probably just sit here for two minutes imagine see these nuts thanks eddie always good to catch up with you this wouldn't happen if he had the magic hat [Music] duck i don't know why you chew on this stupid mind to say i bring out silly snap chris chris spunk is very silly okay think of him as the distillation of the entire snack family he's got it all [Music] we got a spunk chris's mom chris's mom and dad are me and i'm not gonna let any of you spunk me cool [Music] maybe [Music] maybe if someone beats you you can report them to the police that is against the law [Music] so what i'm saying um there's 20 seconds until it's been three minutes and then a ghost is gonna come and kill him chris could save my marriage it's this is a trial run i think the marriage counselor is through the door at the end of the level all i'm saying is that chris spunk technically could in the next three seconds did you call me doug jump to the right over the ledge down to the left drop a long cavernous drop to the bottom level and make it through the door it's all possible speed runners do it all the time [Music] [Applause] that's it right or is there one more thank you for getting the kill been watching your videos for a while now and i really love your content also don't worry we all still appreciate you even though you don't have any hair anywhere on your head or body oh one more okay not i think i'm seeing it i think it's zero more i think that's it whatever i'll that we'll call it there because otherwise you guys will say it's rigged even if you're correct [Music] all right big big payout for the doubters [Music] a whole three percent of people put money into believing [Music] okay um you think you're so high and [ __ ] mighty chat well my ai is the first one to the bottom of the level okay you're just gonna blow yourself up with a bomb [Music] watch this 10 seconds you're going to kill yourself 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 to three [Music] [Music] and just like i said you died i called it you have no shot you did literally land on the door though [Music] [Applause] [Music] professor doug i'm late what did i miss also can i have a dark room pass no you should have used the bathroom on the way there's important learning to do right now what's your plan here there's so much space chat you have so much real estate [Music] trust us i just it's just it seems like there's so many other opportunities and go [Music] okay actually a really good start from you you've dropped down already two layers you're into the third one now you're at four hearts you've got three bombs this is disturbingly good as a start okay using the bomb i don't think that's gonna get you down all the way down to one bomb no obvious gap down to the last layer okay to your left is the door you could bomb through it or you could try to go around without killing yourself so that chris can take screenshots thanks this is it if you can live through this bomb oh my god you're above the door holy [ __ ] that was actually flawless though some of the best splunk you've ever seen from a collective group of people playing like absolute dog [ __ ] that was by far one of the best performances of the day i forgot to mention that the game will you snail was made by a solo indie dev and is his first solo release i think it's evil ai squad would crush both twitch chat and chris snacks family the game also has a banger soundtrack kanji out tell you what you guys are playing the best smoke your life if you can make it to the end of this level i will gift 100 subs let's see if that was luck or if you can actually pull it off [Music] okay okay okay well you are not good at this video game but you did actually destroy chris spunk and spelunky too [Applause] so but now see here's what i'm thinking i'm thinking maybe chris snacks personality is not meant to be the hero he's not meant to be the protagonist instead this is meant to be more of like a uh cop movie with chris snack as dwayne the rock johnson and you guys as kevin hart okay and i think maybe the real magic will happen if you play together let's boot it up what i'm saying is could you beat two levels if twitch chat and chris spunk play spelunky at once let's make you somebody new let's make you uh let's make it anna so it's easier to see the color difference [Music] okay this is it the first ever union between chris snack and twitch chat let's see how you guys do in three [Music] two [Music] one okay now again chris is gonna be the robot both of you guys do have bombs technically you're going to be controlling the camera so you've got to stay near you've got to stay here for a snack [Music] okay you you open the path for him on the left maybe he'll take it [Music] okay good warm up i think now we're ready go the two of you together will accomplish great things again you're going to control the camera so you've got to work with him follow him along see what he's up to you you okay i think we can agree that's twice now that kris knack has outlived you guys and i think he is probably just the better ai you guys are definitely kevin hart in this cop movie look at how far he's gone he's incredible honestly [Music] chris snack is honestly so jack dude he's swole as [ __ ] he's super cool i mean you guys are like the comedic relief i get it you know you're nothing special look at this he's about to kill a caveman all right he's just got to make it out of here all righty but i think it's pretty clear the dynamic of this hilarious cop movie let's see what happens next oh okay he's totally the rock uh maybe not oh my god he's dodged two bombs all right all right chris snacks out of bombs it's just you guys and him you've got the only bomb left you open up a path to the left i think you can both go there now don't do it okay why did you guys murder chris chat what do you mean victory the point is to get to the bottom you're supposed to be a team chat okay let's give this five more tries i'm gonna i'm gonna reduce the goal a little bit let's say one level can you get to the end of one level okay you kill okay okay in a cop movie they learn to become friends they don't start shooting each other with bombs 10 minutes into the movie the whole point is they overcome their differences and become buddies [Music] oh my god why why are you doing nobody would watch kevin hart movies if he just shot dwayne the rock johnson then killed himself you gotta focus use your bombs for productive means use it to clear a path to the bottom okay this is not good right here he's gonna look he's gonna whip you down to the bottom [Music] that was a bomb of friendship i think there was a a scary snake he was just trying to hurt the snake okay chris snagger summer up there again you control the camera guys you can't okay there he is [Music] look it may have looked like he dropped from above and murdered you but this is just how the two cops are learning to become friends [Music] hey doug former deep cave coal miner here have some traumatic lung injuries that gave me terrible ptsd anyway what are we doing today we are digging in the mud it's just [Music] pouchy clay thank you for the gifts of scuba duba thank you for the five gives this up [Music] is he really a murder if you failed to look upwards and see that his body was plummeting 100 miles an hour at you but go no you got it we want parks here to defend us look it's really why aren't you guys wearing a helmet oh wait your character is literally wearing a helmet why weren't you wearing a better helmet dude he bombed us look i mean he was just trying to blow up there was a really scary snake and he wanted to protect you he's really he's a good cop you guys you have to overcome your differences i know you're from different backgrounds one of you um four thousand gambling addicts the other um a robot heartthrob okay we're probably gonna have to wait here for a minute unless he manages to kill himself time for pizza i call shotgun in the minivan okay this is the part of the cop movie destroyed apples you're at your lowest okay and you're realizing there's actually a lot of similarities you're like oh wait you went to that one pizza shop after you went zero and 11 as a kid uh in that one soccer season and your mom tried to tell you that it was gonna be okay and you weren't awful but you actually did feel pretty bad and chris snack is [ __ ] dead you have to protect him permanently every year hey first time catching a stream and first time donating i just got top surgery today and i plan on binge watching your videos hey thanks danny loves what you do hope the recovery goes well this snack is playing i think yeah that's about right chris snack is definitely the smart one i think chris snack is kind of the brains in the brawn and you guys are like the um the body hair you're like the gallbladder like nobody really knows what you contribute you know if you have a you have a funny name but like do you even need a gallbladder i don't know chances meanwhile chris this snack is definitely the liver and the lungs the lasting treaty between necro and zed crew the tw a crew can suck an egg yeah we do that just don't jump on these spikes okay i mean we knew where that was going anyways wait hold on i just realized i need to update this the avengers [Music] wait i have an idea maybe this isn't a cop buddy movie at all maybe this is a just movie where people shoot each other this injustice will not go unanswered i formally what if what if it's whoever gets the bottom first snack also a trial for the murder of chris snack by chat what if it's just who gets to the bottom first no because then you guys will just try to kill each other instead of working together i think you need here's what you should do you should you try to get to the bottom the arena mode is like a little too chaotic i think the actual game mode works better we'll do arena next i think this is okay i owe how many subs did i say 25 subs right i owe 25 subs because you guys beat chris snack beating a level first right how about we keep playing until one of you gets to the bottom and it's double or nothing either if chris snack beats you to the bottom i owe nothing you're still playing together though but it's up to 50 subs if you guys get there first we mean no you don't want to well you wouldn't take that bet really it's a good deal this is also shark tank you guys we're watching many movies and tv shows all at once triple or nothing there's no incentive for me to triple no working together that's not working together whoever gets there first who can kill each other first so how about this instead of trying to get to the door at the bottom it's just one death match right now whoever blows up the other person with a bomb first wins if you guys do it 50 gifted subs if chris snack does it it's nothing evened out it's a double or nothing just solo battle if you die from anything else it doesn't count it has to be you blow your bomb blowing up the other person and you being alive i'll do a poll okay the deal is we're switching the the cop buddy movie it's over okay the cops they they just hate each other they realize they're from different different backgrounds and they're never gonna reconcile and now they're just trying to blow each other up okay whichever cop can blow up the other buddy first wins if you do it 50 subs if chris snack does it i owe you nothing okay okay okay the deal is set in stone everybody ready you have to blow up the other person they have to die to the bomb it has to be your bomb you have to live what happens if suicide just covered it just spam bomb i don't know if that's gonna work dude i don't think that works if chris snack doesn't ban everyone yeah all right everybody ready the buddy movie just got real dark [Music] this is more mr and mrs smith and chris snack is brad pitt you guys are angelina jolie who can kill the other person go okay you're both alive oh we tried to hit you into spikes oh throws up on you but you kill yourself first that's [ __ ] that's cowardly you saw the bomb coming and you jumped out of the way to kill yourself okay all right go again go again [Music] okay he he knocks you down throw bomb to the left throw out to the left chris throw him on the left chat throws a box himself immediately that was a real angelina jolie move chad you've got you've gotta you've gotta fight chris will never take us [Music] you can't kill that which is dead i mean you're not wrong okay we're gonna do a insta restart and go okay chris kills himself immediately all right this is more just becoming can you live at all beyond the first two seconds you really you really need to hold off on just spamming bomb you've got to like you've got to sort of look at your situation and figure out where you want to use it you know what i mean in this particular case though you should just bomb yourself so we can restart all right can we agree it's also a win if you whip if either one of you guys whips the other person into an obstacle right that should count right like if you whip him into spikes and you die from it that's a that's a win i mean that that is murdering the other person very blatantly you have to whip them in so you could try to just whip a lot not the deal but the deal was murder the other person i think it makes sense dude it makes sense okay i'm going to go ahead and just stop because i really have to change this text the deal was bomb all right fine if the deal is better for you you can more accurately whip him but whatever whoever murders the other player with a bomb first wins all right everybody [Music] i would recommend taking a second to look at your surroundings to figure out where you want to toss the bomb for the maximum chance of killing him without killing yourself this is the part of the cop movie where you remember your family and what your dad and your mom taught you and you use that heartfelt knowledge to kill a robot okay ready go oh immediately hits you with the rope well played by chris snack the ropes can do damage by the way throws the bomb but to the wrong side chris snack almost jumps into it barely dodges and chad kills himself [Music] okay we're going for an instant restart god damn it [Music] go okay bomb from chris snack two bumps for chris snack he's now officially out of bomb chad is above him in a pit with two bombs the question is can chat take them out without killing themselves [Music] no [Music] you know i think i think uh chris snack has outlived you most of the time [Music] he's tea bagging us doesn't matter i guess i'm just saying if you if you want to win you should want to win with style your snack's going to win with style you guys just kill yourself the instant it looks scary [Music] okay come on chris snack [Music] i'm gonna help him out [Music] i'm trying to kill him and he just keeps playing well [Music] okay there we go all right here we go everybody ready restart here three two one all right you're both up at a small cavern hits you with the rope hits you with a double rope you're down to two hearts you're stunned he doesn't throw a bomb yet he's waiting both of you in the corner this could be a weak spot for chris snack he whips you off the side you whip him back this is your shot right here but you don't take it he puts a bomb up himself and jumps into it god damn it this is the worst cop movie i've ever seen three two one and we're live again a lot of options here chris snap throws the bomb stuns you with a rope bat is coming in the bat is taken out by chris snack there's spikes over here snack oh my god you guys are so bad at this game [Music] [Music] here we go three two one you're both in a small pit this is maybe the most dangerous set up we had so far you throw the ball but you just kill yourself [Music] chris snack has lived way more than you have [Music] three two one good luck this this is a dangerous opportunity right here there's little divots on both sides that's your bomb on the left but he judges out of the way expertly dodged by chris snack [Music] so [Music] okay where the hell is chris snack he's somewhere up there it's really not fair that you guys get the camera okay [Applause] here we go [Music] this could be the run whoever blows the other up with the bomb first wins three two one [Music] hits you with the whip off the bat smart move knocks you down below banked off the shot okay you get out of the way well dodge will you throw a bomb next to him you stun that's it wow [Music] after like 30 times of blowing yourself up and kris snack being the way better splunky player you stun him with a bomb the one time it actually matters [Music] very easy you died almost every single time up until now don't act like this was some easy skate to the end all right chris snack beat the [ __ ] out of you to the point that you were killing yourself [Music] okay 50 more subs if you can make it to the end on this same life good luck okay well in two different forms of combat twitch chat is officially better than a random input ai in spelunky congratulations [Music] [Applause] to the winner 50 gifted subs oh wait that's all my that's all my gambling winnings that works [Music] but you see there's a twist none of this is actually about who's better at splunky too having you play versus my robot was a ploy to make sure that you tried your hardest and got as good as possible at splunky for now the ultimate challenge um can i the best splunky player here shepard a crew z crew and chris snack to the end of one level without any of you guys dying it's the ultimate challenge to me as a splunk i've got i've made it to cosmic ocean i know i'm one of the best monkey players in the world but could i shepherd a bunch of idiot sheep to the end of a level without them dying all four of us are gonna play together player one is a crew player two is chris snack player three is z crew and player four is me a crew i guess has to be anna you could be rafi z crew you could be manfred l m at no man fred is still a crew margaret is a crew calling everybody okay you have to be rafi zeke who's the most color differentiated colin [Music] we just need people to be able to visually distinguish each other why would you give us the camera oh yeah i should have the camera hold on [Music] that or that or we give chris snack the camera should it be me or chris snack it's got to be me right i should have the camera i'm the only one who can actually guide this awful ship we could try with chris chris gets it first i think we do it with the snack cam jesus take the wheel then i am colin this is a crew doug the real challenge is if you can manage to get to the normal end of the game with chris smack and twitch chat playing in the same game as you well it's a great idea i agree um chat and chris working together are as good as our crew and said through forming a treaty a crew can suck eggs by the way [Music] okay there we go oh wait no no that's wrong we want chris god this is so confusing okay now chris snack has it draymond green is an american professional basketball player for the golden state warriors of the national basketball association yes thank you [Music] hi doug where am i i don't know guys okay you know what look i know there's gonna be some sabotage but i'm already seeing half the chat typing bomb you're not even playing and you're already you're already like in the bomb mindset like we got to work together we got to beat a [ __ ] level together i just need to get all of you alive to the end of the level that's not asking for that much but you can't you cannot be typing bomb before you're even playing who was betrayed by my state of the art robot partner glad for a chance to forget my past anyways what are we doing i love the vibrant backgrounds that happen in this community okay hey crew you are the first character z crew the second light left left hard left light right right hard right jump rump lump up down run whip bomb rope door pick up start involving a rock a short black guy and some cops what's happening is that a reference to what just happened i don't get it literally half the people are typing bomb already just think about it this way how cool will it be imagine the feeling of unity that we all had at the end of the alphabet crew right um oh kevin hart at the end of the alphabet crew remember we all came together and that was awesome we all felt wonderful and cool together and we're like man what a good feeling you know what you remember that remember that feeling man that was awesome we might not have the planes we might not have the gauntlet what we do with daddy's heart [Music] this is four man splunky technically one man splunky with four robots here we go this is all of us together now please focus no no get the ball away who threw the bombs who threw the bombs guys we need to evaluate what's happening like if you hit me with a bomb there's nothing i can do i cannot help you at that point this is a crew by the way for anna [Applause] [Applause] i might have thrown a bomb a little bit hey crew can you throw a bomb can you do something this is the finale to a way out intensified true take two do not throw bombs at the beginning try to get out of here and space out so we don't all [ __ ] die reminds me of my relationship everybody is dead we hate each other okay move to the side at the beginning hey crew you move right see crew you go left i'll go down and then chris snacks in the middle and we just stay spread out okay [Music] wait you're alive agree where did you go [Music] of course we are i didn't kill you it can't be reasonable it doesn't feel petty or remorse or clear here and it absolutely will not stop ever until you are just go right until you die just go right [Music] oh my god guys go to the i'm gonna i'm gonna play too i'm forcing you to the right go to the right i'm trying to kill you hey crew nobody cares if you can make it to the end by yourself [Music] you're hogging the tv hey crew your brothers want to play get off goddammit there's nothing over here you're not gonna live nothing's gonna happen okay very cool take three spread out spread out spread out okay this is fine we're actually a little bit spread so a crew you stay on the left side there's chris snack let's move to the right i'm going to try to bomb here i'm going to try to bomb to the right you guys fortunately it doesn't seem to want to live lovely [Music] how could you look we spread out at the beginning spread out at the beginning and then look for look for an avenue oh no not character select oh god damn it no i don't want to redo character selections takes forever what is happening what is happening stop okay first you if chris is so good why is he dead then me then a crew then okay here we go all right i'm gonna go over here i'm gonna set oh wait i have to activate everybody jesus take the wheel before i turn everybody on thank you me for the 50 gifted subs there's a tiki trap to the left okay move left and then right if we coordinate this we can get down through that pit and actually make it into the farther into the level okay three two one left and then right i'll drop with i'll drop with the thing here we've got two people three people no you're dead [Music] who dr why'd you drop a bomb [Music] it's not helpful all right have a bomb for a snack [Music] here we go spread out spread out i'm gonna throw i'm gonna throw people get the bomb out get the bomb out of the way okay bombs out of the way please no get that out of the way all right we're fine guys move to the right don't go near the don't go near the tiki trap up here get out of there okay uh see crew drop way down we're going for z crew meet me and z crew oh [ __ ] chris snack has the camera okay if chris snack eventually is that okay we will dominate this thing we will play my rights oh we're dead okay it's chris snack chris spunk killed us no chris punk didn't do anything dude might want to change the text oh yeah thanks silver fox why does chris snack have the camera [Music] yeah okay i didn't come on do we give chris snack the camera also change it down here i am not a competitive person but with that said a crew zed crew must not make it out alive come on zed crew let's make a good example for a crew and daggery and try our best to be supportive peace not bombs peace make sure chris snacks random inputs can include taking a screenshot i'll have when he throws a bombs he takes a screenshot if you get everyone to the end i'll gift 100 subs try me you won't i'm gonna be honest dollar i'm not feeling too confident however a crew we should team up to screw over miracles happen on this screen i think it's possible [Music] i'm reactivating everybody hey doug it's been a while you look amazing today thank you maybe we take the camera away from chris snack and we move him to me stop blowing chris snack z crew calm down [Music] great if we get activity to the end safe then you'll be [ __ ] this could be like national treasure to steal the declaration stop us who keeps moving down we have to do the character selection over this is a mess i just wanted to say that zen crew sucks also aw hello [Music] uh [Music] [Music] take the camera away from chris let's give a few more tries look the camera doesn't matter a whole lot a whole lot if we all blow ourselves out the beginning i bought two issues the other day bc i've been addicted to watching you play bagel and holy [ __ ] you make it look so easy wtf dude peggle's fun as [ __ ] it's unironically one of the best games ever so fun is there anything we can do to prevent everybody from just killing each other immediately do we have any thoughts here chat this is a serious question you know what honestly we need to do i have an idea i have an idea i know this sounds crazy hear me out we can't die from bombs if we don't have any bombs i think we all throw all of our bombs immediately and hope nobody dies and then if we live through that hell storm then maybe we can make it to the end right hmm yeah maybe the solution is we bomb the [ __ ] out of the level [Music] it's stupid but it's just stupid enough to work okay let's try it [Music] okay activating in i'm waiting for the music [Music] everybody ready get your bombs ready [Music] and go bomb it out pump it out now now go go go go go that was good this is nice all right let's try this again take two take two that's a bad opener here we go here we go another bad one okay if we just need an opener that doesn't have like a closed spot this strategy is gonna work get ready three two one why are they all like this they're all the same layout [Music] why is chris snack alive look we we great we just need an opener okay we need an opener that's that's more flat okay this should work here we go um okay i'm dead [Music] chris neck keeps murdering us [Music] okay ready bombs bomb it up bump it up bump it up okay this is good everybody drop down here save chris snack okay okay okay okay jesus christ you guys what a [ __ ] mess this is the worst cop movie i've ever seen okay if we get a good opener it will be all right this this okay we shouldn't die to the bomb here now if everybody throws bombs and we just get out of the way this should work this should work drop them down drop them down just get your bombs out of the way okay wait why is the ghost okay us three can make it maybe um we have to move to the right though everybody move the right quick real quick don't go into the ghost you know what i'm gonna revise my challenge goddammit who keeps going down i want to get three of you a lot no four four of you alive i'm not a coward um ironically all we have to yeah craig i'm going to be honest chris is sort of murdering everybody constantly pull for war versus chris okay this is just a one one bonus round okay if you guys kill chris snack the robot this round without dying i'll give 10 more subs good luck [Applause] go [Music] well you died in the process it doesn't count okay let's let's try to win this a crew lived they didn't throw a bomb let's just try to get everybody to the bottom same strategy next this next attempt everybody throw a bomb everybody throw a ball hey crew can you just kill yourself [Music] hey crew [Music] okay everybody okay that's good good start and i'm dead all right what about a different approach okay what about well you did kill chris oh my god jesus christ we've not lived for more than two seconds what about what about this okay what about everybody whips at the beginning if we all whip immediately we should whip chris snack away from us out of danger and then and then from there we use all our bombs so we start with whip and then we move to to bombs that work for everybody theoretically that gets us moved apart from each other we get rid of all we dump all the bombs and then we're safe and we get to the end here we go three two one okay everybody whip everybody whip whip nice job okay chris is down here chris is down here i'm gonna move him farther i'm gonna whip him all the way out all right now use the bumps use the bumps get rid of the bumps no no no not in yourself don't eat yourself [Music] [Music] look i'm just gonna i'm gonna come out and say it chris snack is a [ __ ] he's murdered us so many times [Music] honestly he could be a level right here oh my god he could beat a level hold on this could be an opportunity for somebody to at least get to the end in a four-person level if he goes to the left and he goes in that door he could actually he could win okay oh there's only a minute and a half when there's four of us he just has to move left right now or run directly into it [Music] okay everybody ready three two okay get chris snack out of the way get get him out of the way okay we're we're we're okay this is this is start okay get the ball matter get the bomb out here get the bomb out of here we all only have one bomb in this mode like it's not that hard to get rid of the bombs if we can just if we can just get rid of the bombs we're fine okay ready go all right whip and then bomb whip in the bottom okay get chris snack into the into the hole get him into a hole okay now here's the deal he's gonna throw a bomb i'll go in and grab it and i'll safely deposit it away from him oh my god okay that's one bomb down that's two bombs down who has the last bomb it's just chris snack okay chris snack has one bomb get get away from krishnak get away from chris snack once he drops his bomb okay get away from me get away from it and now it's all right we're live go go go go everybody go in the hole this is it we've used all the bombs everybody's alive we just have to get the bottom get down here get down here everybody go left we're gonna go left i'll shepherd you okay oh my god don't die don't die okay everybody get over this we've only got 40 more seconds we get to the end of a level alive [Music] don't stop whipping him just calm down okay come come down here come down here come in here is anybody dead oh dude we're so close [Music] okay somebody broke the ghost pod i don't know where i am i don't know where me or zikr are krishnak just murdered a cat [Music] okay that shows it's possible this is legitimately possible we just need to open up we gotta whip chris snap i mean chris snack is the wild card right he he is a psychopath who will kill us at any at a moment's notice the instant we turn her back on him we just have to safely neutralize him at the beginning we get him into a corner we use our bombs we wait for him to use his bombs and then um and then uh and then and then and then we just do what we did and we shepherd everybody down to the end we got a little unlucky with a gigantic hole that chris knack jumped into you raised him terribly well he never had a mother figure in his life okay everybody ready that's that's the strategy we neutralize chris snack and then we get to the bottom go okay chris don't don't neutralize him with a bomb [Music] z crew all you did was kill acre you didn't even kill chris snack he didn't do anything [Music] now stop whipping me this guy is psychotic he's the most psychotic robot i've ever seen i'm gonna bomb us okay okay [Music] i think he's gone rogue he's like far less cooperative than earlier okay three two one go go go okay neutralize the robot get the robot out of here get the robot out of here okay oh he threw his bomb don't die don't die don't die we're all alive everybody go go go go we're live we're live we're live get the robot god damn it go stupid oh you're dead oh i'm dead that had potential [Music] here we go uh okay just just neutralize chris and we're fine one bomb has been used this is a good start this is a good start just careful nobody used their bombs yet nobody used bombs yet okay we're all alive everybody's alive no get out of there no i picked up the arrow dude i tried to save you [Music] killed us you put a bomb on the ground and stood on the bomb i j i risked my own life i jumped down there tried to pick up the bomb actually picked up the arrow and jumped out of there failing to save you or the bomb it's not me killing you we asked you to hold it you can't you can't give me the bomb to hold that's not how it works [Music] yeah zeker's still alive somewhere put the camera on z crew [Music] where the hell are you z crew [Music] [Music] this is the true alphabet crew is that we we have to stop the rogue ai i feel like this will work but maybe we switched the camera off i need to gamble please god no can you have to resist your urges who is who here i'll explain we'll move the camera i'm gonna move the camera off of everybody big coin tell you what you can just look at it if [Music] i think i'm supposed to add that oh wait no they took them out i think they removed the any any emotes that are just a letter apparently i can't do that hey doug nice stick what was that did you say stick uh how do i do this hey doug i wanted to say that you should try super rubber ross world in mario maker 2. it's very hard but also extremely well made okay i will have the camera now the camera will stay on me lies the robot is chris snack fully random inputs rafi the sloth starts with an r that's you know z crew anna starts with an a that's how you know she's a crew amazingly okay the camera's going to follow me the what we just have to get the wild card neutralized hey we can do this instantly is best don't know what i'm doing he said struts who rules the alphabet no we're not showing any we just have to stop the rogue ai everybody focus best splunky of our lives go okay nobody's alive hold on too much three two one rely okay neutralize the robot neutralize the robot get him out get him out okay we're live he's neutralized okay he's lost him get the bomb out of there okay good job that's two out of three bombs gone hey crew you have to use your bomb without killing anybody [Music] please okay secret i'm gonna throw you up there so you get out of danger let me throw you let me throw you [Music] hey you know what i'm just gonna trust you no no no no no no no no no [Music] hey why is chris snacks still alive hey [Music] thanks kashy um chris snack is evil [Music] dude we only have a minute and a half to get to the bottom this is so hard i am tired of division with a crew the ghost is about to come back we need to base it upon hierarchy team capital o team lower case that would be good it's okay we just need more practice yeah this is gonna get better once we've practiced a lot go neutralize the robot neutralize the robot okay he's over here okay he's in that he's in that cave over there everybody use your bombs this way you guys use your bombs without killing anybody ideally okay good good good get that out of the way nice okay you knock it down you knock you down sorry i'm late because i was busy by watching the latest review what are we doing today is anybody dead we're all alive let me get the robot let me get the robot and i'll come to you guys let me get the robot get god damn it chris snack okay i'm almost at you guys uh we're 30. god who did that hey crew [Music] is it just me or is chris smith trying to summon the ghost like some kind of ghost classist he does seem really interested in the ghost definitely just tried to murder z crew [Music] i think his snap is secretly working for disney he's trying to send us all to he was made by imagineers [Music] he's just whipping my dead body he literally left he left for the actual progression of the level to whip me to turn on i would love to see your funny reaction smile [Music] great job sure oh all right ready three two go sit neutralize the robot do not let him kill you okay we're all alive we're all alive go go go go go go go sorry z crew let me grab you all right go this way i'm sorry i'm being a little rough secret we just got to get down here okay this is not good who did that does being 90 percent olive oil make you more flammable chris snack probably i feel like that was a crew all right secret let's see if you can pull off some sweet [ __ ] if you could bomb through this you can get to the bottom theoretically actually doing a pretty good job z crew oh my god you're at the door you get in ladies and gentlemen we only one of us lived but one of the four of us managed to survive and beat a level [Music] okay [Music] i'd like to see what you look like no i'm really shy [Music] easy [Music] can i have one of the bomb it's for research promise it says we're starting to get pretty good at working together [Music] okay i'm gonna revise the goal here let's say we have to get two of you through the door alive is that fair also face reveal pogba i don't think i can get all four of us to the bottom oh okay give me give me five more tries and then i'll change the rules okay ready three two one [Music] go [Music] i think we can do this if get the bomb out get the bomb out get the bomb out [Music] [ __ ] [Music] kill the snack see crew you have a chance to kill snack right here [Music] who can live longer z crew or chrisneck [Music] oh my god wait this is two people this is what i said two people got in holy [ __ ] oh we're the greatest i did it i shepherded you like a mama duck gracefully and safely to the end of the level oh it's all thanks to christmas [Music] oh i'm so proud of you guys well i changed the rules as long as you didn't hear the part where i didn't three of us all right let me let me let's say okay we've gotten one person through the door we've gotten two people through the door let's say that the the goal is we get through the door with three people alive right that's fair let one of you guys go through the door so that way i can't just rush ahead it was fake if if we can get three people who are alive to go through the door we win and we're the greatest splunky players of all time and we're starting to get pretty good at working together four people's impossible what this means is we could just murder chris snacks everybody on board okay new plan only three of us have to get to the bottom so i'll put chris snack into a pit and we all throw bombs into it go all right get him get whip whip out of the way whip him whip him out okay okay just get him in the pit wait wait get out of the pit hey crew get out of the pit get out of the pit no get out of the pit hey crew okay now throw bombs to it no [ __ ] okay that's that's not good so [Music] i'm trying to throw you dude let's go let's go dude i'm trying to throw you let me help i'm trying to throw you down whatever acres the streamer now i'll let you do your thing well look i think we can all agree that went pretty smooth right we are the main character see if you can live longer when this ghost appears wait why isn't the ghost here yet because there's only two of us alive shouldn't the ghost be here what is happening it's weird ghost spawns at the 3 minutes minus 30 seconds for every dead player oh do you mean for every living player what do you mean for every dead player oh god no no no no no no okay [Music] man every time i try to change anything you guys are also controlling the game and like change to a different option as i'm pressing the select button [Music] so closely [Music] [Music] okay again we have to get to the bottom of one level and get through the door but three people have to be alive all right the plan we murder chris snack okay kill him kill the robot okay okay he killed me it's up to you guys work together become the family that you were always meant to be i've always wanted the best for you chat and chris snack okay chris definitely just murdered zikr [Music] oh this is why he's my favorite son [Music] too a therefore it was our bombs that didn't [Music] all right let's go we murder the robot and then we're live [Music] the robot's down there drove off throw him up not me don't god damn it okay he's still alive we have to murder the robot okay let me let me throw him out of the way okay he's actually got us right where he wants us he has all of us in a pit guys stay away from him he's dangerous god damn it no no no no okay he killed himself all right three of us are alive guys we can do this we can do this in z crew killed themselves oh [Music] now come here i'm not letting you bomb and then jump out of there okay now that way okay okay i've gotten rid of chris let's move let's move let's move let's move move down the middle oh my god we're all alive move to the move to the right swear to god chris snack did you just comment murdered both with a group of four thousand people to murder famously jack synthetic icon chris snack there's no proof of that and it was out of context um and okay doug i think we've gotten enough of base camp can we get a check hand going hey there it is a crew here with another cool stream today we have special guest doug doug with us say hello to him i'm the main character i've got 20 seconds we're more often than not chris snack has been outliving us now for the strategies along the way okay we've got 10 seconds once again hey crew is the yellow character anna z crew is the grey sloth character chris snack is the robot and i am the teal guy okay got him we all know what we have to do okay we all know we have to do we kill the batman the snack man we kill him and we go safely at the end he's the wild card ready go all right he's down there drop bombs on him drop bombs on him don't go down yourself i murdered him i killed krishnak okay he's dead let's go we're safe no dude why did you kill me immediately afterwards we had everything it was a perfect setup why did you kill me no you're not the main character just because you killed me doesn't make you the main character [Music] are you gonna live acre lives [Music] i'm gonna come blow you [Music] [Music] you could actually beat this level okay again stick to the plan we should do good cop bad cop who's the good cop okay you guys are good cop pretend to be friends with chris snack and then i'll murder him okay i birthed him i can take him out of this world [Music] i harbored him in my uterus for nine months okay get out of it get out of the way get out of the way okay you got him hey correct you got him all right let's go go this is our best shot hey crew whipped him into a bomb secret let's go let's go move right move right stop hitting me stop hitting me go go go no why did you kill yourself we had it come here hey crew baby you took too long well z crew was [ __ ] around at the top i had to whip z crew off the ledge okay z crew this is a classic strat you cannot move super slow keep up otherwise a crew is going to do a crew things and kill themselves okay go ready oh dear god okay okay all right [Music] god damn i couldn't even kill him yeah we need some kind of anime training [Music] oh my god [Music] go okay i got rid of chris snack let's move let's move this move i just kind of hooked him over to the left i'm gonna bomb here let's move to the right move to the right so we leave chris snack behind now move to the right move to the right no get that out of here okay chris snack is dead he killed himself guys everybody go right we can do this this is our opportunity z crew you've got to hurry up this time i'm throwing you [Music] okay let's move right keep moving right we're gonna have to go up a ladder that's fine hold on let me clear the bat all right come this way go go go go go go go dude this is totally a bowl this is totally doable go up yeah yeah z crew you've got to pick it up okay okay here we go i know you're slow and steady get that [ __ ] out of here no hey crew [Music] we need to go to mountains and explode bombs in the palm of our hands to build their community [Music] dude we were in such good shape we're like near the end hey crew just wants to be the main character they could not accept that there was two other side characters with them [Music] great good thing you killed us all hey crew okay look the plan is working the plan to just murder chris snack is working go okay i'll toss the bomb everybody stay up here stay up here stay up here okay chris knack's dead let's move let's move everybody move come down here come down here okay we're actually super far down okay please do not kill yourselves please just come over this way come to the come yeah this way down here down here now go live no my god no no stay away from that stay away from that trap stay away okay we're going down here go down here go down here no get away from that okay you're alive stay alive everybody's alive we're close okay i have to bomb down here nobody come down here while i put a bomb don't do it okay everybody to the left to the left go down here we've got 45 seconds let's go let's go hey crew lump it lump down here look down here keep going keep going let's go let's move we're at the bottom okay now to the right now to the right we can do this we can actually do this to the right to the right to the right keep moving right keep moving right we only have 25 seconds 25 seconds let's move let's go let's move keep wrapping keep rubbing keep pumping the door's right up here 15 seconds until the ghost comes we just need one of you okay acre you have to get over that door and type door you have to get over the door and type door go go go go go go five seconds no now go no secrets [Music] [Music] [Music] i mean that was the main character [ __ ] if you had gone in the door when you first walked over it we all would have won you waited you let z crew kill themselves [Music] no you are a side character this is a it's an ensemble cast [Music] look it's absolutely doable we know it's doable now we literally got to the door the strategy of murdering chris snack and then all running there together works great you just gotta get rid of your bombs early on crew has been the main character all along because you murdered the main character which is me okay we can do this we can do this everybody ready we know the strat we murder the robot or at least just get him out of the way okay let's go that's good it's good it's good get the bomb out of here get the bomb out of here hey crew we're all alive everybody's alive let's go let's go this is beautiful okay i'm gonna i'm gonna drop a bomb here i'm gonna kill chris snack okay i killed z crew you know what there's still three of us we can still do this all right hey crew's dead dude just the just the mention of having to work with a crew and you immediately jump off a cliff where the hell is chris snack kill him come a here gets a pizza all to ourselves now here we go [Music] okay let's just just separate chris snack we leave him behind and we move okay we don't even really need to kill him we just need to lean behind okay get away get away get away hey crew if you throw a bomb and you're ready to kill zeke all right if you throw a bomb and you and you try to kill chris snack and the bomb is clear you don't mean you don't have to jump onto them [Music] here we go okay that was that was a pretty solid move by wait we can bomb down you guys we can do this anchor don't kill yourself god damn it that actually had promise why don't you play with three bots [Music] come on okay i'm gonna kill him [Music] got him okay everyone ready we know the plan we ditch the robot and we sprint to the door go go go okay he's going left we go right we just us three go right get the bomb out of here get the bomb out here oh my god we're alive that was so clutched by me um so look here's what we'll do i'll bomb right here you guys get ready to come left all right let's go left let's go left no why are you going right whatever hey crew meet us down there okay hey zeke are you going left with me hey crew meet us down here god damn it z crew [Music] here i'll help you [Music] stop whipping me into the ghost [Music] you know doug when all this is over maybe you'll get a spin-off show that'll get cancelled after a season or two no okay look if this is friends okay if this is the show friends i'm joey i'm basically the main character and then i'll have a spin-off how well did joey do as a spin-off wasn't that a joey tv show but i think they cancel it after two seasons because they had told all the story they wanted to tell joey was the main character all right let's go okay chris snack is stuck in the corner let's go let's go let's move let's move let's move let's move he's dead let's move let's move yo this is actually an amazing level let's go everybody stay safe stay safe get in this hole get this hole over here i'll come back up i'll come back up get in the hole get the hole on the left pull on the left plunge into the hole okay we're going we're going we're going you both had no secret has a bomb don't use the goddamn bomb why why see crew there's no need we're all alive [Music] the door was right here see crew that was the best level we possibly could have gotten okay let's go let's go okay we're we're all being beat up by chris snacks okay i've gotten rid of chris neck you guys now let's [Music] maybe egg crew and chris snack are the main character the whole time [Music] [Applause] [Music] look if you guys work together you could maybe get to the door you guys could be the main characters yeah you know what we can get down here and blow them around come here oh sorry you're at the door you're definitely joey only and joey would insist he's the main character joey was the main character okay a crew gets through yet another [ __ ] level without keeping anybody alive you're not winning it's not a competition we all have to be alive no it's because he was the main character and everyone was like oh joey he should have his own show he's like definitely the coolest one of the four all the other characters didn't have any character depth joey was the only one who like really had nuance to himself okay i'm gonna kill who's chris snack kris knack's probably ross right everybody just killed ross real fast uh-oh how is a crew alive a crew is definitely jennifer aniston [Applause] literally there was two bombs in that space we're all sitting in it how are you alive that doesn't make sense i'm gonna [ __ ] blow you into a spike come here take that jennifer aniston um okay ready thanks for being the guest on our stream everybody's favorite episodes have joey in it joey's the main character okay we have to we have to kill ross go [ __ ] okay put him in this hole and then throw a bomb in the hole god damn it okay okay all right i'm gonna put a bomb in the hole everybody stay away from the hole stay with them okay he did it okay he killed himself now we the three of us are alive let's move let's move people and see crew's dead and they cruise dead [Music] okay that was my fault a little bit i was a little too aggressive getting us to move that one was on me that was a real joey move but the idea was still good the idea was that we book it left and drop into a hole okay the details don't really matter about what happened let's go oh my god guys kill the spider you're gonna die no no no no glam bosco thank you so much for 12 months [Music] hey you know it's a total joey move when he walks up to jennifer anderson with a [ __ ] bomb that everyone loves to laugh at who is the mate who's also the main that's not mutually exclusive with being the main character [Music] okay wait krishnak's dead chris snacks on the left let's go let's go people let's go let's go let's go classic joey move come on book it book it now you're planning on putting this out there okay let's move left if we jump left krishnak is dead but we can drop down there no no no no okay we have to move left we have to move left everybody's out of bombs everybody's out of bombs we can do this we can actually do this let's go let's go let's go we're gonna have to go in this are we screwed oh i think we're soft blocked why don't you let the main character decide where we go we all have to go in the door but then we can't get out we're we're soft blocked unless i like no i have no ropes we're out of ropes oh zikr has a rope z crew if you use a rope in this hallway we could get out of here technically but it has to be right here so we can get up okay wrong all right how long until the ghost bob no i'm more but patrick's the best character anyways you know what sure let's try it we're gonna see we're gonna find out okay [Music] is a crew actually the main character hey crew that white flag on your back indicates that you are what the camera will follow you think you're so jennifer aniston okay we're gonna find out does this go better or worse than when i was the main character i can't wait for this to be a goddamn mess [Applause] here we go [Music] and live let's go all right so we have to make sure you get to the bottom because otherwise we can't see where the door is all right chris snacks out of the way okay this is this is fine just leave him behind let's move let's move guys let's move holy [ __ ] we're far this is amazing let's keep moving keep moving i'm gonna bomb down here no no see crew [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay hey crew let's see do you pull off some main character [ __ ] right here [Music] okay you're bombing okay that's what you needed to do because now you can actually go down [Music] [Music] so far i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead and say that things went better when i was the main character but let's try it again okay everybody ready oh no no no no god damn it who keeps pressing down [ __ ] is so obnoxious who pressed enter what the [ __ ] why is this not closing [Music] wait [Music] here we go [Music] three two one go [Music] dude who okay there we go okay chris snack is on the left let's on the right let's move left okay actually really good opener really good opener let's move let's move hey crew hey crew hey zeke i'm gonna come grab you i don't know looks like things are going pretty well when i'm the main character look at how well this is going [Music] who is who a crew is the yellow character z crew is the sloth chris snack is the robot i am the the teal guy right there the blue guy [Music] ready let's go let's go let's go [Music] i'll neutralize chris neck you guys move to the right you get out of here once it's safe i'll come to you you guys both rub out [Music] okay i guess now you can lump you can love towards me lump back now bump back because there's a hole okay he with me back all right chris snack is back in the picture let's go let's go we got a minute [Music] okay hey crew hey crew up here up here up here i'm gonna grab you okay where the hell is z crew what are you doing z crew we can't see you all right let's go left [Music] why did you throw me into the spikes [Music] tech look technically there are three people alive this is a this is a [ __ ] mess but if a crew can get to the bottom then this is totally doable okay where the hell is chris snack i mean seekers being the main character right now okay okay i don't know if a crew being the main character is really helping anything i'll be honest here go let's go let's go let's go [Music] hey crew i'm gonna throw you up here that's what that's a total joey move [ __ ] sorry just come up here and i'll throw you we've gotta save z crew [Music] come on [Music] i heard an explosion that better not be you z [Music] group were you doing how that you were all the way down here why do you jump way ahead of everybody when when a crew is the main character [Music] uh [Music] [Music] look at me i'm the main character [Music] okay here we go let's get chris snack the hell out of here [Music] all right all right he's good he's good let's let's move let's move let's move what no no no no no no [Music] doug my wife said she found a new main character for our marriage you have to earn it so far a crew having the camera has been so much worse that's revenge i tried to save you [Music] here we go [Music] okay this is actually a good opener this is a good one let's do this let's do this come on okay we've we've gotten through two bombs we've gotten all three bombs okay guys we can do this we can do this i'm gonna put a bomb lump lump from here one from here this is exactly what we need unironically like our best shot secret where are you we need you okay i'm gonna bomb here everybody stay the left stay the left all right now now we move down here move down here guys this is it this is it we've got four of us this is absolutely the run this is the run come on come on come on come on god damn it stay away from the spikes [Music] we just needed three [Music] let's see crew be main character okay hey crew gets we'll do five five more tries with a crew as the main character and then we'll try z crew here we go five more go doug thinks we're trying to be the main character but we're actually the antagonist okay i've cleared a path let's go let's go this is looking good let's get get down there start moving start moving people jesus christ hey crew we can't see anything you are the worst main character none of us can see what's happening okay there's okay we're all down here now we have to hurt ourselves a lot hey crew oh my god please slow down okay wait there's three of us there's three of us that means we can do this z crew come down here come down here all it took was a crew killing themselves as the main character and when that happens in a tv show it means the side characters have to pick up the slap come on come on i'm trying to take chris snack with us okay don't worry i'll come into sexy crew i just have to get chris snack down there okay all right let's move let's move people let's move you got a lump you got a lump [Music] uh oh okay yep keep lumping i'm gonna throw a quick snack uh okay i definitely killed you with chris snacks body [Music] okay four more chances of a crew being main character let's go that was actually pretty good all right let's move people guys what are you doing you're just fighting each other get the hell out of here all right i stopped chris snack from murdering you now can we move let's move let's move let's move people leave him behind we got a rump we got a rump all right now let's get lumps hey crew where are you going hey crew the side characters are important in a tv show okay yes thank you [Music] oh my god guys i'm gonna come grab you z crew you're being tempted by chris snack okay zeker definitely landed on a crew's body and killed them we still have three okay i actually i think i need to bomb down here oh no we're just screwed uh-oh uh you will die without a crew guidance so your idea of guidance is that you jump like two stories below us none of us have any clue what's happening and then you kill ourselves to kill yourself leaving it all up to me z crew and chris snack that's your big plan a crew you realize that's not main character stuff you're like the wife at the beginning of up okay you just die in the first three minutes and then i'm the dad z crew is the little kid and chris snack is the dog go [Music] we established the plot you're not establishing the plot dude you're like the wife at the beginning of up if you never met the husband and the wife just went and shot herself like on a bridge and the story just starts with the old guy it's not character development okay chris snack oh my god come here let's go two more with a cruise main character [Music] okay i'm just whipping you let's go whipping you in secret oh this is actually a good start no secret come right come right come right oh my god hey crew we need to be able to see i have no idea where we are you cannot do this okay see crew's dead great [Music] you are the worst main character this is the worst tv show i've ever seen this main character sucks he just leaves the side characters [Music] so [Applause] [Music] that was z crew just shot you away from the door z crew wants you to have no no glory i still by the way have no clue where i am great great job a crew you did it at the expense of everyone else you did it great job here come here crew i have a present [Music] this isn't like a solo performance of of hamlet there's multiple characters a crew you gotta balance all the other characters like [ __ ] you can hear them from off screen but the camera is just whipping around trying to follow the one person okay this is your last chance as main character again we've got to get three people three living people through the door at the end so far we've gotten two that's our record here we go [Music] go last chance hey crew oh jokes on you chris snack was always the main character man we got [ __ ] annihilated [Music] now he's just going and murdering the cat [Music] here well this is going on i'm going to use the bathroom [Applause] [Music] looks like a crew when you for another season [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Music] why can't the rest of you keep up with [Music] the crew and zed crew while there gives john we need to knife to win the soccer game and get that [ __ ] pizza [Music] and the saw united press smack against the tyranny hashtag chris snow quebec [Music] okay here's what we're gonna do hey doug sorry i'm late to the stream but it is quite pleasant to behold your visage today may i inquire on the nature of today's stream now this is the kind of a high english language that we should be using this stream should be a bastion of maturity not fart jokes and screaming about rigged here's what we're gonna do um z crew will be the main character hey i think we know that if acres the main character they'll let everybody else die and go for the ending themselves maybe z crew has more of a uh conscience uh wait hold on so see crew you are this okay hey crew as always you are anna and lies is chris snack your lineage will rue the day you made this choice i'm not i'm not gonna be doing any ruin you know what i when i did a lot of ruin was when a crew would jump down a pit and leave us all behind to die okay i'm gonna i'm gonna rue the day that a crew was the main character far more than this i trust z crew okay doug you look like they're like a father going through a midlife crisis and a divorce no okay i look i'm the bird and up but also i'm the main character i just i trust see crew givings to get us there safely safely to the end if three of us get through the door we win ready go okay neutralize the snack neutralize neck he's been neutralized everybody get over here safely please okay z crew guide us see crew okay if you claim to support this your username starts with curious but it ends with zed and my last name starts with zed crew there's no way of knowing who i am [Music] all right let's move let's move people this is a good opener good opener chris stack is dead chris tag is dead there's a hole in the bottom okay hey crew where are you acre you have to stick with the team dude we are ready to go oh there you are okay let's go let's move people let's move get in the hole oh my god there's the door this is actually it this is actually it guys this is it nobody die please for the love of god okay i'm gonna put a bomb on this tiki thing okay [ __ ] i'm sorry i'm sorry oh my god all right careful for the mole the mole could kill us somebody has to get over there use the door no see crew i know you're not used to being the main character you had to you had to get in the door dude [Music] [Music] good afternoon training on your stream for my six-year-old just started teaching them how to type in this scene helpful yeah good doug doug's typing class we're starting to get pretty good at working together the game thinks z crew is a great main character okay we had a chance we were almost there going to bed now can chris snack read me a bedtime story sure here look technically he's like typing all the time so why don't you guys um listen to this this sucks story right here [Music] plot twist oh it'll get good this is the part of chris snack's story where and listen to this party crew the main character returns to the party and supports them as a community without killing them you'll notice how the ending of the story is much more compelling and satisfying because the side characters aren't all dead spoilers okay i hope that uh was helpful okay chris snack you need to stop telling the story oh my god stop [Music] all right everybody just gotta be quiet i'm sure we don't wake anybody up did somebody tell that turkey to shut the [ __ ] up there are people sleeping right now all right let's do this we've been doing this for a while let's get three of us to the end of a goddamn level splunky here we go we've got xenoblade music we've got a good opening level come on people let's move let's move let's move [Music] okay see chris snack is dead oh my god get that out of there all right we're alive everybody's alive let's move let's move all right wait this is the perfect layout this is the perfect layout this is the perfect layout this is going to drop to the bottom so just stay alive please come on see crew this one drops like to the very bottom z crew we need you to hurry up please wrong direction oh my god [Music] and a crew's dead dude [Music] looking good see crew [Music] the instant i give one of you guys the camera you just start going off in your own little adventures sometimes the main character is um you know has a sprained ankle or something both of you just immediately go to the extremes either acre runs off leaves everybody else behind or zikr moves so slowly that everybody else goes too far he says we have to keep up seems like doug is a crew because he's jealous we are the main character oh oh my god get the bomb out of here we're all dead except oh no z crew and christina [Music] what the [ __ ] mess secret jesus christ [Music] [Music] both of you guys are terrible main characters can we all agree that i've been the best main character [Music] yeah it's on the kitchen counter [Music] we mean no we got the farthest with me as the main character i am definitely the main character [Music] z crew just wanders off and gets lost a crew runs so fast everybody else dies i'm the balance i'm joey you're holding us back just didn't want to save beyond my own john christie with demi and deontay who is most wondrous grazie do a poll well you're just gonna vote for yourself as the main character it's not it's not gonna be an unbiased poll we did much better when doug had the camera thank you finally somebody recognizes that this tv show had its best ratings when doug was the main character [Music] go dude chris snack is an [ __ ] [Music] oh my god get out of there okay we've got everybody alive let's move people [Music] keep broke keep lumping just keep lumping this is a good start this is a good start [Music] i'm not the kid no i'm not the cameraman if the camera's on me that makes me the cameraman and the main character look i am here's what it is i am sitting there vlogging myself i'm the main character twatch.tv [Music] i'm not watching oh [ __ ] no no no stop [Music] here we can finally back it up admiral admirable you know me and mia light you know me in real life i'm the main character right just just let chat right hold on this is proof definitive proof like when we've hung out and worked together i've been the main character a character that always wins everything and is the best of everything is a bad character where is my struggle check checkmate wait what no hold on [Music] look at that look at that look at that proof proof and he has a diamond next to his name that's how you can trust him oh paid actor wait a minute admirable you were literally an actor in the hearthstone shows that i ran and i paid you well that was in the past manchester it's not actually relevant that's not relevant to this that was years ago he was okay z crew gets three more chances at the main character [Music] yeah you'll get admirable just keep saying the right things and we'll split the ad we'll split the um the licensing deal with netflix [Music] wait there's three of us alive wait there's three of us alive hold on where am i we can salvage this okay we're alive we can do this we can do this right now we don't we don't need a crew no no okay here's what i'm gonna do secret i'm gonna drop a bomb here i need you to dodge it so we can drop down stay to the right okay okay this could be it we're near the bottom but we've got to hurry there's only 20 seconds until the ghost comes alright let's move let's move here you're the mink character came in to be the main is very lost of you we all know the best episodes of solo joey adventures we can all agree that i am the joey [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay we'll do three more three more attempts three more attempts with z crew as main character this hasn't gone that badly here we go look four of us are alive four of us are alive let's move let's move come on people no no see crew stay awake stay awake all right we've got three of us alive let's move let's move we're at the door go in the door why don't you guys go in the door go go go go please do not kill yourself the bomb or something stupid please please please we did it that was the perfect combination i just see crew's main character camera stayed on him acre went in the door what's going on they got us to the victory point and i was joey everybody's favorite let's [ __ ] go dude and chris snack was [ __ ] worthless and tried to kill us all okay okay but but can we get two in a row come on let's do it let's do it let's do it this is the joey show friends just got cancelled i'm gonna drop a bomb here dodge it oh my god we dodged it okay this is it this is it [Music] okay maybe two of us can get to the end of this level [Music] we gotta move get get past this thing i'll try to set it off for you all right all right oh my god [Music] well maybe one of us can get to the end [Music] wait i think this will bring back one of you guys let's see who the game thinks is the main character it's chris snack oh [ __ ] yeah dude [Music] come on chris all right hi i'm so glad you finally streamed for the first time i've been watching you in three years so proud to see you stream you are a funny guy i watch you while i play fortnite thank you well i'm honored to say that mathematically it's been proven z crew is the main character but also the one who's the least consequential to the storyline a crew pushes the main character forward z crew makes sure the plot stays intact i'm the comic relief and chris snack who's chris snack is he the villain chris snack is the villain [Music] i mean he's not a very good villain if he just kills himself he's our love interest he's the celebrity guest he's the villain's minion yeah and chris snack are the minions i'm the villain no i'm joey and the main character chris snack is team rocket oh that's pretty good like they keep trying to interrupt our plans and some of the time they do but a lot of times they just sabotage themselves the most boring main character ever at least a crew is a like bail side chapter um anyway that was fun jesus take the wheel j robon think of the gifted sub so peggle i'll probably call it i'm kind of exhausted um i might have covet apparently chris is the sex appeal of the show that's true he's the villain in the sex appeal i was at a bachelor party this weekend apparently somebody there had coveted and i've been feeling a little under the weather so i should probably take it easy i don't feel bad and i'm vaccinated boosted and all that but period drama a crew is the main character of an action adventure yeah but but an action adventure where everybody dies like a dark one which crew is best no i'm fine but it might explain why i've been like a little tired under the weather it has direct control that crew has been able to get the furthest with the most people if you truly wish to contest this then in the wise words of miyazaki get good [Music] well guys it looks like z crew and me are the best crews according to the poll to an unbiased poll covert made me tired for like two weeks good luck doug we all love you less than three yeah i feel i feel a little under the weather so i don't know maybe it's coveted but if it is it's very very mild thank god for the vaccines dude oh cool i said 400 000 followers that's kind of cool um it gets worse uh i'll probably be fine hopefully i don't know i i don't even know if i have it looks like a lot of people are negative from the bachelor party it's probably fine but i am feeling a little under the weather so i'll probably uh take it take it easy and stream a little early today hey thanks so much for hanging out today everybody thanks for coming to my show uh when is season two well the rest of this show is canceled because the ratings uh are really bad but we're gonna do a spin-off show called dougie and that's gonna be coming out next week people are really excited we're gonna finally just kind of poke you know what here let's just okay and we're gonna finally get to the good part about this show there's just some characters people didn't really like so much but now we've kind of honed in we've done some research it's gonna be awesome so tune in uh to dougie next week tuesdays at 7 p.m on cbs alan chesser thank you gifted sub oh wait no i got to do um i think i'm going to rap but i gotta do credits the hell is the 10 credits credits credits it's so hard to read but thank you everybody who donated or supported i appreciate you very much mwah you're wonderful you're wonderful indeed caller think of the 75 gifted subs jeez you win the credits you're the main character of the credits that's nuts thank you man thank you thank you thank you that is a shitload oh they're tier two subs holy crap that is a lot thank you galler okay we're canceling dougie new show is gallard 7 p.m on cbs oh well mr full 100. you'll get him next time thank you man thank you thank you i promise i won't take it to a casino like i did with the last money i made oh man i really okay i need to make this more legible how do i do this is the title screen more legible a little bit little better what does tier two mean i think tier two is ten bucks per sub instead of five and then tier three is 25. how do i get on the credits this should be anybody who donated bits or subscribed i think yeah i just got to put an outline on the text are you going to do cosmic ocean runs again anytime soon there's a bunch dude there's just a bunch of games i want to play i want to do a skyrim playthrough but with nerfs i want to try the breath of the wild randomizer at some point i want to play more like a lot more peggle i want to play more splunky i want to play more mario maker and do mario maker speed runs there's like eight other things i want to there's like a lot of like long playthroughs i want to do on top of just normal you know challenge [ __ ] like this or whatever so um at some point probably like there's a game called phantom abyss which i tried and i really really like like i want to try to do speedruns with that i feel like that'd be fun there's a there's a million um there's a million games to to play so at some point yes i really enjoy splunky elven ring i've been playing off stream uh vote on a schedule what do you mean like when i stream i don't know if that's what you mean but i unfortunately my schedule's still up in the air um elden ring i'm playing offline maybe i'll play like the final boss or do a future challenge or something but the first playthrough i want to do just by myself no you can wait a little longer i'm like 40 not like i am 40 hours into elden ring right now and i really like it i don't love it at some parts but mostly i love it and it's awesome very very very good vampire survivors would be fun for some silly nonsense oh yeah i could actually work anyways you're 80 hours in geez i have tried to enter the gungeon yeah is there a place where i can learn how to make skyrim reactive voice commands like youtube we the a crew will be back next week no no okay you don't get to sign off uh ryan she i use a program called voice macro voice attack would you play risk of running to voice uh maybe generally i want to have like some kind of challenge or goal so if i can think of something fun you uh if you do voice attack that is a way to just listen for certain words and then the way i do it is i have a mod oh i guess i'm not really like leaving messages very often there's a lot of games i want to play um i will probably not play most of them on stream just given time i just don't have that much time to stream but hopefully soon we'll see uh with that said i think that's it i will not stream tomorrow probably either saturday or sunday is next stream but as always i'll post in the discord more likely sunday rather than the saturday because i got to go through thumbnail applications anyways we thank you again for watching everybody and enjoying our show this is present crew signing off and with that we'll call it [Music] oh [ __ ] lincus is doing a subathon i'll read lincus yo if you haven't checked out linkus he's an awesome speedrunner and streamer um i don't know if he is speed running right now he is doing a hat in time but he's doing an uncapped subathon which means every sub adds to the amount of time that his stream's going he's been doing a while please don't spam nonsense i don't know what's a good thing to spam i guess show up and um tell him a type of hat as long as he's been playing a hat in time just pick your favorite type of hat and let him know with that i'll see y'all next time night y'all attackers

I'm scamming a scammer today but I won't know if my plan works until the end of this video because as I'm recording it my plan hasn't really come together yet so we'll find out what happens but win or lose the point of this video is to tackle one of my biggest pet peeves which is scammers calling out other scammers to make themselves look good I guess the logic is oh I can't scam you I call out scams and what kills me is that it actually works people fall for this all the time and it drives me crazy so today I want to flip the script on one of these people and attempt to have a scammer call themselves out it's like Inception but for con men we could call it conception Dylan danis is an MMA fighter famous for two things cage fighting and not fighting KSI but on December 23rd he decided to be famous for a third thing calling out the scammers he writes in a tweet damn Logan Paul is a scumbag feel bad for everyone he's scammed and of course No One's Gonna really disagree with this so the likes rolled in but what Dylan doesn't tell you is he also has a history of scamming people on Twitter and what Dylan didn't know is that there was a detective watching him that detective was not me actually I wish it was me it was my buddy Zach xbt on Twitter who said damn Dylan danis is a scumbag feel bad for everyone he's scammed and then Zach showed some tweets of Dylan promoting obvious scams which then rug pulled now I was gonna kind of leave it there a little nice Twitter dunk but it got me thinking you know deleted scam tweets are the internet equivalent of roaches in your house in both cases if you see more than one of them there's a lot more you don't see so I reached back out to Zach and I said hey good tweet but I want to find out how many scams exactly this guy has promoted so Zach started digging through the garbage bin of deleted tweets and we found out pretty quick there were a lot more but I realized it was going to take Zach some time to get the results we needed so we're going to go back to him at the end of this video but right now I had a bigger problem which is that to show this full scheme I needed not only the number of scam tweets I also needed to know how much he got paid for all this stuff uh for these scams he promoted so even after looking through the blockchain I couldn't find anything so I needed a Social Engineering approach to figure out how much he got paid I wanted to trick Dylan into giving me the amount the rough idea was to approach Dylan and say hey I created this dumb nft project that's completely fake how much would it cost for you to promote it he gives me an answer and I have my price but of course I realized he actually knows who I am because he's tweeting about my crypto Zoo Series so I can't contact him directly about this I needed kind of someone who could reach out on my behalf who like looked like he would be serious about selling you an nft collection and that's when I thought of my buddy oompaville this is a guy who's actually really sweet and real life but his particular profile on Twitter says nft salesman 100 percent so I contacted him to contact Dylan on my behalf and I told him to say hi Dylan I'm launching a crypto nft platform called sour.gg and was wondering what your rate is for an Instagram story post or Twitter post for promotion we can provide all the marketing copy please let me know as we're trying to launch relatively soon now I guess as we wait for him to respond let me explain that sour.gg that website is not a real crypto nft platform nothing in this video is a crypto or real nft so you cannot buy crypto for this I want to be super clear as we talk about this not only that the actual website we sent them to is just a landing page for one of oompa's candy businesses but it kind of looks a little nft-like that like there's like this little purple monkey thing in the corner and so I thought it would fool Dylan and I was actually right because Dylan immediately responds with want to do a tweet and then I I love this next part what is it I like the order of that you know like let's promote it and then underneath it what am I promoting uh and it's at this point I realized that this is not only my chance to find out how much Dylan gets paid for all these scam promotions it's also my chance to test Dylan danis he says Logan Paul is so bad he feels so bad for the victims but let's see if he's so different so I decided that this fake nft project I would be pitching him was going to be just like cryptozoo in fact to do this I basically copied almost word for word cryptozu's white paper saying the following sauer.gg may appear to slowly function as an nft collection but it's much much more sour allows users to earn sweet tokens that are openly traded via a yield that is based on the Rarity of a given candy nft but just in case you didn't think it was obvious enough I decided to leave Dylan one last hint I signed off with a nonsense statement saying quote comma obtain fun friends inter-exciting zones indescribably Lush look out Adventurer now this is a sentence which means nothing unless you lay it out by the first letter of every word and then it spells coffee Zilla so uh don't say I didn't warn him and obviously even if I hadn't warned him Dylan Dan and Shirley wouldn't promote a crypto Zoo project right because he's you know he feels too bad for the victims he wouldn't promote something nearly identical oh wait he said sounds dope and then eth question mark and at this point I'm just a little surprised by how easy this all is zero due diligence is being done here we have created the weakest facade possible for an nft scam and he's just immediately on board of course uh for a price I mean that is the one thing he actually did care about which might not surprise you and it's the one thing he actually pushed back on because I told him I wanted to pay him a thousand dollars and he said that's pretty low from so he negotiated and landed on a payment rate of five thousand dollars for a 24-hour post about our nft project which does not exist after we settled on that he sent me payment information which really established a lot for us we got answers to most of our questions first how much he gets paid per post and we also got an ethereum address from Dylan which I hoped was going to link to all his other payments but I didn't give him enough credit here Dylan gave us a brand new crypto wallet just for this transaction which seems to imply that he probably makes new wallets for every new deal he does which is pretty shrewd and at this point I realized I had a choice to make I could take what I learned present it to you guys and stop this little charade I had with Dylan and make my video and Dylan would just keep doing this because his fans wouldn't know or I could try to teach him and his fans a lesson in a bit of a different way which is actually pay Dylan to post a link to our fake nft project but the twist would be as soon as he posts that link it will become a website dedicated to every scam tweet Dylan danis has ever done and remember that this website would be linked by Dylan danis himself to all of his fans directly showing them proof that he'd scammed them multiple times and we'll figure out how many times again in just a second but I first want to say I thought about this a while because this plan has its own risks I mean the number one risk is that Dylan just doesn't post and steals my money and then the number two risk is well what if he finds out we duped him and then immediately deletes everything we don't get our money's worth so to remedy that because I really wanted to do this plan was to structure the payment so that I paid him a thousand dollars up front but didn't pay him the rest until he kept the tweet for certain periods of time and to my surprise he agreed to the terms and so this is where I'm going to leave things with them at this point I have a lot of things to do before Friday which is the day I told him this whole fake thing is launching so I'm gonna go do that and go get prepared for Friday I will see you guys then all right good morning ladies and gentlemen hope you slept well uh I didn't sleep much at all we're working really hard to get this whole thing figured out so I'm just in the apartment right here and uh we're gonna just get ready together here uh because I got a lot to tell you guys we don't have time at the studio to get it all done so I gotta prepare you here let me just set the stage for you though for what's happened since I last recorded number one we created sours nft.com which is a our actual fake landing page for the nft project it's got all these cute Candyland uh fake nfts that don't exist now the idea is this is what he's initially going to promote and then I also created our little uh Switcheroo website which is just a website with all his uh previous transgressions now I did talk to some people who were a bit concerned that maybe I hadn't fully been transparent with Dylan that maybe I should be more transparent with Dylan about what's going on so he doesn't say I I trapped him in this whole thing so what I decided to do just to make sure we cover our bases here is I drew up a contract for Dylan to sign before this whole thing goes live I'm going to be sending it to him and in it I lay the whole thing out and this is what I meant by headwinds this is where he probably will catch us because in black and white I lay out our whole scheme right in front of him so it literally says like you're gonna be the butt of the joke it says people aren't doing due diligence it says that we're going to be switching the website to show his prior promotions so we lay out the whole thing there and what we're really banking on is he's not going to read any of this he's just gonna see money and just sign it which is the whole point of this entire thing so I think it fits uh hopefully we don't end up sabotaging our own project by double checking you know covering our bases here but either way that's what's going on also Zac xbt finished finding all the scams of this guy so we're gonna go back to the studio and check those out um all right I'm back and we have the results from Zack xbt he found over 20 projects that Dylan promoted and then tried deleting where many of them were rug pulls and scams it was at this point he just gave up looking for more because there were so many so we added those to the website but I'm sure many of you are also curious about what's going on with Dylan danis so we're gonna go check back in with our liaison Oompa because at this point the whole thing is set up and it's all just resting on whether he does any due diligence or not let's see what happens tell us where we're at with Dylan so he seems to have taken the bait there's one final step obviously we have to get him to uh to make the Tweet you just sent ten dollars to him right just yeah I wanted to bait him so that we can send the contract and he's gonna be like waiting for the money what now I mean is is he responding he said sounds good and then shortly after he said got it to to saying that he he got the ten dollars we sent as a test for the for his transaction now comes the actual Moment of Truth we were about to sit in the contract oh my gosh sending it all right and then I'm sending the Drive Link I mean we've sent the contract now we're just waiting we're literally waiting Dylan oh I agree bro I agree oh what a idiot that's right ladies and gentlemen he agreed and you might notice that we weren't actually able to use DocuSign and get his signature because it was experiencing outages at the moment the actual website but we were able to just have him do a written agreement in DMS that he agreed to our terms and although it was very shocking that he actually did it I have to be honest it was here that the pressure really ramped up because at this point I paid Dylan a thousand dollars and now we're just waiting for him to post and I'm really worried that what if he reads the document in that time and realizes what's going on but that's when Dylan gave us a lucky break but also gave us a few curveballs okay big news boys a little update ahead of schedule by the way my heart like I cannot take this I was already telling up I was like we have to just go forward with this because I'm not ready I cannot take all the suspense and Dylan texted us hey should I just go ahead and tweet so we're just gonna say yes go ahead and tweet it's refreshing now I guess see what he says there's been so much much work that goes into this you guys didn't see this off camera Dylan starts talking about where's your community so we have to whip up this community from nowhere our community doesn't exist we had to create a Twitter profile we had to buy a bunch of bodded followers an hour ago it didn't exist I don't think I've ever been so excited about something in my life tweeted it I can't believe he did it he actually did it he just tweeted it what an idiot what hey I can't believe it what can I say he promoted a tweet which literally spells out in first letters the word scam I hope this has been highly educational for you guys that most of these influencers do zero work vetting these projects contracts and nfts if you enjoyed our work please consider becoming a patron High effort investigative journalism like this takes a long time and a lot of setup but I think you'll agree it's worth it I also want to give a big thanks to both oompaville and Zack xbt who helped me pull this off please go follow them because they're helping us get to the point where influencers will wonder when they take these deals in the future am I agreeing to be the butt of a joke and of course the answer to that question when you're Shilling nfts is always yes so anyways thanks for watching and I'll see you in the next one foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music]

previously on coffeezilla we're not gonna take millions of dollars to [ __ ] our fans ever bro we won't take any sponsorship money nothing bro like i can't i don't do that for selling t-shirts it's actually impossible now coffee now is there a way where it's like to just make this like right [Music] so would you do it oh most definitely do you see where i'm working 12 million dollars a year would go a long way yeah that's exactly the problem though money can make people do almost anything if i had 12 million dollars i'd go crazy the first thing i do is buy pants lots and lots of pants i mean for that kind of money people can justify literally anything i don't even think people notice to be honest all they see is the shirt but it's surprisingly drafty back here and i just feel i need to commit one way or the other people are committing crime i'm wait are you listening to me oh sorry coffee something something ethical dilemma right look let me help you you've got these guys by the balls right but what you need is i don't like where this is going you gotta squeeze them hard coffee like a pair of tight jeans all right yeah i've heard enough i'm leaving no wait i'm serious what i mean is there can't be breathing room for these influencers like a nice new pair of tight jeans you gotta make an airtight case here starting with why this whole offshore thing is unethical in the first place come on you don't think the audience already knows that we're talking about your average milk viewer oh that's a good point okay i think you're right i'm gonna go back to the 10 million dollar studio and work on this thanks for the drinks i'll pay the tab next time yeah yeah internet detective ladies and gentlemen the reasons pushing gambling on people is bad is obvious but i still want to explain it for people who still might have questions like this what's the difference between steve promoting rubet and literally every sports broadcasting network promoting sports betting you know what it's a valid point both are gambling and with gambling yes you're gonna lose money and gambling addiction is a very real thing people's lives are ruined especially from things like slots but this isn't a dare presentation okay there is another side to this you know gambling can be a lot of fun so i want to make it clear i'm not against gambling i'm not anti sports betting i'm anti promoting fake high stakes gambling to young audiences from illegal jurisdictions with little or no help for gambling addicts i hope that clears my position up all right fine let me break this down a bit let's start with the fake money these streamers use or sponsored money as it's called you know i've heard a lot of people say that these streams promoting gambling is the same as promoting any vice like smoking or drinking the same way that there's laws with drinking smoking right right it's advice and this simply isn't true for one when advertising most devices you're at least taking on the same risks of the vice as the people you're promoting that vice to for example if you're a streamer and you want to be sponsored by a cigarette company and you're being paid every time someone picks up smoking part of the deal would be you'd have to smoke and that smoking would give you cancer just as fast as the people you're promoting it to but with casinos and fake money that isn't the case is it the price of a gambling vice isn't a hangover or bad lungs it's just being poor and broke and when you're playing with fake money you don't have that problem and we know these streamers are aware of that fact because they've been literally caught talking about it if i started like putting my own money in this i feel like i feel like if i just filled myself before thousands like right like i feel like i could like but also it could it could be dangerous but i see that there's no point of putting my body in your mind through that type of stress don't need the stress don't want to put your body through that kind of stress these guys are unreal steve is literally saying here the thing that i'm putting my fans through i would never go through myself i mean who needs it i don't need it and by the way just so we're clear the people maddest about this fake money stuff it really isn't me it's actually the real money gamblers who know how ridiculous these fake high-stakes gambling streamers are i'm considering these sites scamming with all their fake [ __ ] pieces [ __ ] streamers how dumb are you you think these guys are betting 70 million dollars a day you are [ __ ] dumb and stupid 25 wow sometimes it really isn't what you say it's how you say it all right fine if the ethical thing really doesn't get you up in the morning how about the fact that many of these people are literally illegally gambling in the u.s and know their fans are gonna do the same for example here's steve in his miami condo no no wait pause right there do you see that howler head whiskey logo pay attention because in some of steve's gambling streams you could see the same logo from the background which is weird because i thought he was going to mexico this is illegal because rubet can't operate in the us but here steve is in miami playing on rubet but of course these guys don't really care and of course the same is true for aiden ross we've caught him as well in america gambling here he is in his room on dual bits so what does this actually mean though well it means that the fans of these streamers who are sometimes gambling in the u.s then go out and use a vpn to also gamble from the us and they discuss this pretty openly quote it's banned in the u.s use a vpn they know their users are using a vpn as long as they enforce global laws they are safe so they don't stop you from using a vpn at happy i'm broke lol any good vpns i'm a djin gambler wasted 94k you can just use a vpn i've wagered effing 300k on rubet and made steve rich off referrals guys can you play live games on rubet with a vpn yes but just in case none of that convinced you i've saved my best argument for last my trap card if you will for all these gambling streamers the one thing that they will be unable to defend offshore crypto casinos are completely indefensible because of their lack of iding people and responsible gambling controls because right now if you're a gambling addict you can go to your local casino and ban yourself if you have a problem it's a very common practice called self-exclusion but online crypto casinos don't let you do that as gambling addicts who i interviewed told me yeah so i think that the biggest problem is like typically with any other regulated gambling site you have self-imposed restrictions you sign up to it they take your details and they ban you from any gambling websites betting websites anything like that and it's brilliant that was probably the thing that that enforced my recovery the most because you know as much as i wanted to gamble i couldn't if you tried to make a new account you can't you'll last for about one second before the system says hey no this is you and you have a gambling problem with crypto casinos it's it's not that they don't really care why would they have to care they're in curacao they don't have to worry about i mean yeah no doubt eh i mean i didn't have to give a passport any kind of id any kind of verification of who i was so you know i could have been a child and it just so happened i was a vulnerable adult i mean you can close your account they'll do it for you but you can sign up with a new email under the exact same id that you just uploaded not even a different picture the exact picture and uh continue on your way a lot of people talk about the harm to children that this might bring but there's a lot of adults out there who have a gambling disorder which is a brain disorder and they're being prayed on by one of the most exploitative and profit-making industries it's it's absolutely sick in my opinion he's right this is the real problem with offshore gambling in curacao the fact that anyone from anywhere regardless of their age or if they're addicted to gambling they can just jump on these casinos any time and by the way that doesn't just apply to rubet it also applies to steak and dual bits as well all of these crypto casinos located offshore and these companies the reason they make recovery for gambling addicts a million times harder because they don't let themselves exclude the reason they do that it makes them more money and because they're offshore nobody can tell them otherwise why would you turn a potential customer away after all a gambling addict is a great customer for a casino and the craziest part is that this shady scummy business is being pushed not by criminals not on the dark web but by the biggest streaming platform and influencers in the world and why have you ever asked yourself why are almost all the top streamers all sponsored by crypto casinos instead of more regulated casinos the answer is actually quite simple offshore casinos have less regulation which means more customers allowed in which means more money which means more money to spend on influencers which means they get the contract right it's actually pretty simple when you think about it but remember where that extra money is coming from from gambling addicts and people who shouldn't be gambling in the first place at this point i want to confront steve will do it already you know we've talked to nelk already now it's time for steve but before we can do that we need to find some hard evidence to confront him with and i realized i still have questions so i started digging around and i created this let's go to the conspiracy board real quick so this is rubet or at least the money flowing into rupet the center is what we call rubet's hot wallet on ethereum where all the money flows in and the outside are all the wallets depositing money into the casino and the reason i made this wait why did i make this oh yeah because it looks cool and because it demonstrates the scope of rhubarb's operation because the first thing i wanted to know is how much money is rubet making right how much are any of these crypto casinos making and so tracking the money that flows in is a big part but of course casinos don't keep all the money that flows in only what players lose so in order to estimate the profit we also need to see the money flowing out and so i made this these are some wallets that some ordinary gamers and i tracked down as being key to some of the owners of rubet we'll talk more in part six about how we did this and who owns these wallets but for now just know this gives us a very rough idea of how much money these guys are making in total all these crypto wallets over here deposited a total of 1.2 billion dollars in ethereum into rubit and over here the top 10 ethereum wallets many of which are owned by the owners of rubet have pulled out 300 million dollars of that meaning i should start an unregulated crypto casino i'm just kidding no actually it just means that this is an insanely lucrative business obviously and this is only ethereum we haven't even calculated bitcoin yet which is probably worth more it's just a little harder to get an exact number on that for reasons i won't bore you with but the point is not only are they making a lot but we also know the crypto casinos are a low expense business meaning most of it is profit really the only cost is licensing the slot machines paying some employees and really marketing with these influencers ultimately all these casinos care about is getting more numbers on the board more people in the door it's a very simple game for them so this is where influencers come in right these guys actually are the lifeblood of these casinos they're the ones who drive fresh meat into these casinos to gamble which explains why they get paid so much and by the way just so we're all clear rubet which we focused on because the biggest clowns promote it isn't the biggest crypto casino actually rubet is the baby brother of the offshore casino world but in the way that shaq is maybe the baby brother of yao ming he's still massive but you know it's just all relative the truth is there's an even bigger crypto casino we haven't talked about steak think about it this way ruben has done 2 billion wagers on their site by comparison stake has done 45 billion wagers making steak over 20 times larger and a billion dollar business so maybe a good comparison isn't shaq and yao ming but more like peter dinklage and yao ming either way they're both absolutely raking in the money now you may know steak because of the influencers like train wrecks who gamble with them they're really no better at all than rubet especially with the kyc issue which we've already flagged as being the most important thing these people just let gambling addicts in and ruin their lives but many of them many of these influencers will claim that they tell people not to gamble to not bet more than they lose are these influencers really impacting anybody well to find that out let's go to the main desk sorted out but here's the thing i wanted to know exactly how much of an impact these streamers were having so i decided i needed to dig into affiliate numbers remember these are the codes that these guys give you like code steve will do it code bradley martin code logan paul's friend these numbers tell us exactly how many people these guys are bringing into these casinos now luckily for us steve will do it in particular accidentally leaked these numbers in a stream not once but twice once in april of 2020 and once in may of 2021 actually giving us a really nice one-year sample size of how many people someone like steve will do it will bring in a given year so here's his numbers from april one year ago you can see he has almost no deposits only 173 depositors and 546 deposits this was at the beginning of his streaming career but fast forward a year later and this guy has 22 000 unique depositors and these people have deposited 324 000 times in total now if we zoom in here and actually have the computer enhance we find that steve will do it has made 1.7 million dollars off of affiliate codes alone so let's understand what this means steve is a mid-sized to large gambling streamer and in one year he brought in 22 000 new accounts and those people deposited on average about 15 times each and mathematically three to five percent will become problem gamblers or addicts which means steve onboarded about 600 to 1100 gambling addicts in one year going off the statistics good job steve and the price for doing that was 1.7 million dollars but of course that isn't the only way steve made money from reubet that's just affiliates he's making much more but it was hard pinning down his income exactly we found a bunch of other things like his ethereum deposit wallets and a bitcoin deposit wallet but every time we confronted steve with a wallet we thought belonged to him it was like patrick starr and manta ray in spongebob aren't you steve will do it and this is you playing rhubarb i found this deposit wallet in your stream and if that's the case this wallet belongs to you that makes sense to me then take accountability it's not my wallet yeah suffice to say i was going crazy okay you know here's this guy saying he's gonna be a billionaire in three to five years but in dms it's a totally different story ladies and gentlemen steve told me not only is he not a billionaire he told me he doesn't even have a million dollars he sent me a screenshot of his bank account to prove it quote i don't even have a million dollars and he said right after that look at my youtube videos bro look at how much i spend look at how my parents live and what they have i'm not claiming to make a little i'm telling you i spend 100 of what i have on my youtube videos i haven't saved a dollar in like five months now okay i'll be honest i felt this was a bit of a cop-out right he's claiming to spend 100 of what he makes on youtube videos but his youtube videos are just him spending money on assets like watches and properties i mean are they dumb purchases yes but in watches alone he spent two million dollars in two months two months steve spent two and a half million he's crazy touching three almost after this week so when steve says he hasn't saved money in five months he means cash but he has gained assets however dumb they are and i confronted steve on this and he told me quote i own seven cars but bought 20 for other people i own nine watches but i've gifted ten i own four properties but i've gifted three properties away and i replied so you're worth more than three million dollars oh my gosh this is making no sense he says you don't understand my youtube channel now he is right about that i don't understand it but even though he's worth way more than a million dollars i really did kind of think this was a bit pathetic i mean it reminded me of these professional athletes that make millions of dollars and end up broke like i mean this guy's taking private jets flexing watches but at the end of the day he's spending everything and it just all struck me as so pointless like especially when considering where the money came from getting his fans addicted to gambling now before we go further there's one other thing i should mention and it's that steve told me that he made so much money on rubet not just because of the gambling but because of what he had been doing for whizza as well he told me it in dms you don't even know why i make so much i asked why he replied i promote whizza completely free that's the only reason i make money off ruben i was offered a bag not cryptocurrency for promotion of wiza i said no because i can't do that in youtube because my whole thing is no paid ads on youtube that's why when i go to mexico i was able to stream with 1 to 2k viewers and make good money off stream wow it is true that steve constantly is telling people how much he promotes wiza for free because they're his buddies i'm doing this for them they're paying me zero dollars i know like there's been some controversy to talk about this like wizard thing right yeah and and i know firsthand like that you do not collect money from that because you're grateful for the other opportunities that the people who who like basically created that company gave you but what he's telling us here contradicts that he's simply saying because he doesn't take a paycheck with wizza he gets more of a paycheck over on ruben which totally contradicts wizz's whole point to myself and mudahar that they're totally separate from ruben remember wizard this whole time has been trying to convince everybody that them and rubet are completely separate entities but steve will do it is saying very clearly that his relationship with rubet is dependent on how much he promotes wiza he said it even more explicitly later on quote i only started to make good money because i would do these wiza ads for free like if i would have accepted taking money from wizard my rubet numbers would be significantly lower hmm poking a few holes in wiz's story there but at this point i realized it was kind of going in circles trying to get him to fess up to how much money he's making it was time to quit the foreplay i decided i needed to get steve will do it on the phone and i decided to ask him the golden question can you just tell me how much you're making on brew bet like is it 1 million a month is it 2 million a month what is it i mean it's really like how much like how like how much do i am i able to go and travel it's whatever like i really want it not what i want it to be like it can't be like a lot but yeah i mean it could be it could be like 500 to sometimes like closer to the million like per month wow annualized that's six to 12 million dollars a year pretty wild especially since he's probably lowballing this either way it's insane 12 million dollars a year to spin some slots on twitch but the craziest part of this conversation came when steve started talking about why he even partnered with rubet in the first place you won't believe this it's just one of those things i love to gamble i gambled a lot it kind of was kind of disgusting and it was kind of like a great you know a great way for me to not gamble with my own money right what he partnered with a gambling company as a way to gamble without spending his own money it seems insane and like do you see that as a problem i mean because i literally have a clip of you being like you know i i i thought about putting my own money in but who needs that kind of stress and it's like oh this is insane because basically what you're doing you're an ambassador for a company trying to get your fans to gamble with their own money but then you yourself don't want to gamble with your money you don't you know what i mean you know how that comes off yeah though i hear what you're saying i i mean i do gamble as in sports and [ __ ] still but i do i do get what you're saying i just um i stopped playing at the casino why because i have no control man and i have a and what is it a credit no control i mean i gamble if i go to a casino i gamble and now it's like little money but but wait but wait but don't you see the problem there is like if you're saying like oh man i gotta stop gambling i have no control and then you're making the majority of your money from getting other people to gamble while you yourself don't really want to do it anymore like isn't that kind of like a problem um it's it's definitely it it could be a problem because gambling's not good wow uh not good is right steve is admitting here that not only does he have a gambling problem his solution was to get a gambling sponsorship so that he wouldn't have to stop gambling but now his losses are just his fans losses and he makes a ton of money it's insane now to steve's credit unlike a lot of other gambling influencers he didn't shy away from the fact that oh yeah this is bad but again what's weird here is and i couldn't believe it during the conversation it seems that steve never seems to have had this thought before that offshore gambling might be bad in fact not only has apparently he never thought of it he says no one in his inner circle of friends ever mentioned it either maybe if you were like my friend like in real life and you no one's approached me and said anything like this that hey steve you know what you're doing is wrong this uh you know i've never been approached like that you know yeah yeah like you know no one's even he's close to me he's ever said like yo like you should really rethink what you're doing it's wrong you know i've never had that and i never thought that i was doing anything wrong personally this is just sad honestly you know i can't read steve's mind i'll say right up front he could definitely be lying about this whole thing but i don't know if that's the case here based on what i've seen if steve will do it i believe he actually thought to himself oh i'm the good guy i'm not one of those scammers i'm the good guy and it was weird to hear him sort of in real time it's sinking in that oh maybe this rubette stuff was really bad now coffee now is there a way where it's like to just make this like right like we like because i'm i'm i'm i'm not here saying oh no nothing's wrong with gambling and [ __ ] like like is there a way to make this right with you like i mean i'm because i'm here i don't need to do rubet ever again wow i don't know about you but if there was ever a confession that's it steve admitted here that what he was doing is wrong and that he would quit he later says it even more explicitly well no i've already made i've already made that decision like before saying that is right if i thought like it's already that's already decided uh you're done with rhubarb yeah i mean unless i unless there's a way to do it right but yeah right now i'm done i mean unless you get on the phone and be like hey this is how you do it right let's be honest is steve doing this mostly because he got caught and not all because of some ethics realization yeah probably let's not be naive this is good for steve's brand to stop gambling at this point but nonetheless would steve quitting offshore gambling be a good gesture yes because ultimately this isn't a story about steve will do it making millions even though it might have started that way this has become a story about the gambling addicts who are suffering because of the offshore crypto casinos who are relentlessly targeting them and even one influencer standing up stopping and saying this was wrong that matters however that being said there was another part of me that after this call i couldn't help but think that steve is just one influencer in a chain of influencers all of them attracted by insane money and not willing to look at the result of their own actions and willing to look the other way and the problem is it's sort of an endless supply of steves as soon as one steve will do it won't do it another steve will do it you know what i mean i learned this when talking about that aidan ross clip i put on twitter that clip of aiden ross demeaning himself in front of tens of thousands of people and i said would you do this for one meal a month and i meant it as a joke but the answer was overwhelming basically y'all all would and that kind of seems obvious in hindsight but it made me look at this case a little bit differently and it brought back some things people had told me along the way about how to approach this whole thing we can do what hassan and ethan did and spend hours arguing with trainwreck about you know how morally bad this is and you shouldn't be doing this but if somebody came to me tomorrow and said i'm going to pay you a million dollars a month i'd say yeah you know even in my position as somebody who's been through the harm that gambling can cause you know i understand that people need money that's a really good point if ultimately the goal is to stop offshore gambling preying on addicts how do we solve that is it by showing people getting their lives ruined by gambling because i can do that i've talked to so many gambling addicts over the last week and some of their stories were so brutal that i was literally at a loss for words how much money are you in debt right now more than 30 000 i can't sleep and they have like people i need to pay by the end of the month and i'm just like mentally completely completely destroyed and i before i called you i was watching the video how to end your life that's how that's how bad is getting into me right now i'm like um i feel like so stupid it got dark and i can show you over and over and over again clips that would horrify you these people are saying the same thing they're relapsing because unregulated gambling doesn't let themself exclude i can make that case five ways till friday about why unregulated gambling is bad and i might convince a few people or maybe shame a few influencers into quitting this garbage practice of selling out your fans but again we know there's always going to be some scumbag willing to look the other way because it's life-changing money so what do we do obviously i'm no expert in this stuff so i decided instead to just ask the addicts i talked to what do they think should be done i think twitch need to stop every stripper that promote unregulated casinos i mean personally i'm i'm in favor of just shutting it down on twitch altogether simple as that promote casino that there are regulated beings i can play on them and if i if you know if if i think i'm becoming an addict it would shut your account and things like that i don't think uh a platform with a platform that knows that the percentage of young people on their platform is what 17 20 whatever it was they shouldn't be allowing this especially not promoting it suggesting it so there you go that's what they say should be done and for what it's worth i agree twitch needs to do something and i think they understand that because they've already been removing gambling affiliate codes from their influencers pages but is that enough ultimately for an industry that is completely dependent on influencer marketing twitch could make some big changes that would radically help gambling addicts and lead to more compliance worldwide because let's be honest if these billion dollar crypto casinos knew for example that it wouldn't be tolerated on twitch for them to not check ids or allow vpns you better believe they would change their rules and shape up they have enough money to do proper compliance they have billions of dollars the only reason they don't do anything is because twitch doesn't care right now but i don't mean to ignore influencers here either because the solution involves them too we've shown today with numbers how many people this is hurting and we've demonstrated that without these influencers these casinos wouldn't work so if you're an influencer you can be part of the solution too just consider not partnering with offshore unregulated casinos but hey that's just my suggestion and what do i know i'm just a guy in his 10 million dollar studio doing my research research that is about finished waiting for this drink maxwell come on what has happened to this place's service oh and like you're one to talk about making people wait here you go speedy gonzales don't forget to pay your tab this time thanks and sorry listen the reason i'm in here is i want to tell you about a little project i've been working on secretly never been released tell me it's an actual flying lambo and not just that cgi looking thing no it's not an actual what are you really breaking the wall right now i don't have time for this we're literally ending the video no it's not a flying lamborghini it's actually the last episode in this series part six coming soon guys you thought it was over it's not we'll see you next time on some ordinary gamers with reubets house of cards [Music] you

yo is it working up player what's up RoR what's up Ian what's up Mega DL what's good silver what's up AJ Hardy what's up uh Chief I'm sorry what your name is Chief queef beef you proud of that you don't think you can change it uh what's up Jazz what's up ibr Brian what's up peanut butter what's up isaki what's up uh crumb Kyle black octopus yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo get farter farter days more like it no no no because that would be Friday that's when you would get farter can I uh what's up the boss way what's up skiny bones what's up doth tier what's up uh jazia we marketing this Ms it's not Monday it's Saturday watch the vaud all right welcome to live baby I don't think the VOD for the last one we did anything other than wander around so I got to beat this boss today uh hard to read the red font too bad for you learn how or don't hey big I'm in the same place I'm going to race you against this boss bro I bet you got it I bet you got it special what's up is VA needed to understand I personally believe that every single second of my content is irreplaceable and is necessary building block for the next second so if you missed even a frame not even I'm not like I think if you blink when I'm stream streaming you should go you should clip it and go back that's what I that's what I think that's my opinion cuz that way you it's like a full experience otherwise you're missing War for example you might not know this because we keep everything's changing here so fast there's actually a fun little in joke that you may not have picked up on where people in chat will sometimes say Gizzy hands that's like a little you would blink and miss that because we never repeat things around here so it's like Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam it just again that's why you can never miss a stream not one single stream for any year we just we just how is that funny you know what I don't fully understand it myself anyway I got to beat this [ __ ] boss I got to be this [ __ ] nightmarish boss uh I tried a little bit did not really get close though I did get phase two once that's what I figured I should go live uh is she single oh you think I should try to date the boss [Music] rolana okay okay big I was having a terrible day and I snapped out of it so I wouldn't miss this [Music] stream okay I want to know does my suffering make you feel better like if I'm losing into a boss a bunch of times that's going to improve your day all right she got hands misery loves company miserable yet oh [ __ ] ow [ __ ] she seem like she would be a good a good partner wait what about rolana I mean I I actually agree because you want to have someone by your side who's going to fight for you as hard as rolana seems to want to fight I think you're on to [Music] something she's dextrous yeah she is she's flexible you said she has nice hair but all I can really see is May ponytail [ __ ] I got that everyone needs an armor lady in their life counter point [Music] 99.999999999% of all people will not have an armor lady in their life do you think they were never able to find happiness do you think that is the only criteria to happiness is having a gigant ANC armored [Music] woman interesting obviously and yet none of you have that in your lives are you at all worried about that that's why I'm unhappy is this live yeah it's live what's up such stupid [ __ ] like I don't know why it bothers me so much it's like it's always live it's never not been live I don't know why the [ __ ] anyone ever asked that all right now he's off the trail now I go back to the pre-recording [Music] screen all right all I got to do [Music] is to hits him okay that hurts let's heal one more let's heal one more and then this time really [ __ ] really [ __ ] cook oh [ __ ] Christ dodge dodge dodge oh can we get a rewatch of the boys episode 4 for East coers who couldn't stay awake of course not someone watch The V of course not I'm not GNA rewatch the same thing and pretend to react oh my god homelander did what I I just watched it last night I am well aware of what happens it was a good episode though I I lowkey am um not agreeing with whatever Twitter take even the non like oh my God I hate how it makes fun of conserva or whatever even people are like I just think this season is bad I don't I don't see it I think this season is as good or better than previous season just it's up there it's good I like it I I I'm I I think especially uh the VA Tower homelander stuff has been up there with the very best it's not like uh homelander sympathetic episode kind of crazy okay spoilers that was not a sympathetic episode he [ __ ] murdered a room full of people and then made a woman watch it wasn't that's crazy to call it [Music] sympathetic that was [Music] genocidal you felt bad well you have a great capacity for forgiveness I guess he also like [Music] of be redeemed for what he did in that plane that that one's Pretty Cut dry that's a lot of family dead okay you got you got my on the one hand he had a traumatizing childhood but on the other hand psychopath murder yeah he definitely had a traumatizing sh we we won't we won't rule that out um but that's a good explanation do you know what I'm saying rather than just he is for no reason bad uh but it doesn't change got free will are we we're getting smarter tonight chat I'm going to beat this boss okay we're we're a little warm up you need a little warm up get into the zone I'm just talking to chat and then and we [Music] cook very ular character wow wow [Music] okay I'm going to try not getting hit there it is oh that's a that's a m that's a spicy meat allall that's a spicy meat the ball game is loud compared to your voice I'll turn it down a bit thanks King how the hell did you get the Nvidia job you are so bad at video games that was the interview too if you can believe it that was they put me up against rala Rana and they said better get your ass through that door uh you know what you should go interview bro I'm excited to see you make it to the big time hold and bow to be clear homelander is not morally ambiguous he's a horrible person with back story Macy you're not getting a joke at all I don't think you watched but it's fine uh yo no waffling just getting into it f can I beat normal Elden ring before you beat this probably a [ __ ] okay Jensen Wong was personally playing melee against every new employee ye you missed deaths there was um there was netive -400 deaths we want to add it to the to the counter how many atrio viewers are neuroscientists all of them okay wait I need to lock the [ __ ] in bro I heard from lewig that you searched up the address of the camera designer yeah did hiroka takauchi camera designer of Elden ring I found his address and I found his morning routine this interesting interesting are you not using Spirit someone's on purpose I am not using them on purpose um because that's how I like to play but it is uh does have hands this DLC it's got hands need to lock in all right here we go so what what moves are we looking at here Rana you got that you got that okay I see the one hand one hand collap make that thing clap make that thing clap huh Dodge Dodge this dodge this okay oo okay it's like it's like what's so difficult about this Mickey Mouse game it's just hit roll hit roll damn when you put it like that when you put it like that the only truly hard game is Minecraft you know what I'm saying that's the only truly hard game that one you got to [ __ ] mine and then subsequently CRA two different parts of your brain hit roll hit roll that's actually a good idea let's try maybe maybe you figured it out hit roll hit roll hit roll roll hit roll Dodge B that's the roll now I should do a hit that work yeah finally a bleed proc for the first time of my life finally a b bleep Rock okay I like the uh I like the arena of this boss the most nice big open oh slow the only one I can hit reliable there's a big slow right here Dodge dodgy dodgy dodgy dodgy what do you got for huh huh oh God no I hate the delay one hit it's not a fair trade it's not a fair trade oh my God that do any damage pow pow all right I need that audio queue chat if you don't mind uhhuh oh yeah boy bleed good bleed oh Dodge Dodge oh [ __ ] [ __ ] run run run run run run run run run run run okay [ __ ] okay [ __ ] run run run run oh no no no no no no I need you to do this this slowy the slow Mega L double handers yeah yeah oh [ __ ] Dodge oh my God he's dodging like a [ __ ] Maniac yes that was the one I was waiting for that was the one I was waiting for ch chck ch oh potin Nanny shoot nanny so big guy notice you got zero runes and zero maidens speak to that I may have no runes but I do have one Maiden in my life my beautiful lovely wife Ariana so she's my maiden ride or die till death do us part how about that no not not you not us chat although chat quick pause one second game plan for next week I posted it in the Discord which I've never used before but now I'm there marketing Monday on Monday obvious we all know that's happening not even need to worry about that Tuesday best Tweets Tuesday lock that in Wednesday open day that one's either Elden ring or interview chat about their jobs or both maybe both Thursday Thursday Stan's games me and Stan are going to play chain together on Thursday at 2 p.m. Thursday Friday Chili's date night that's why I brought this up Chili's date night I shouldn't have picked Friday Friday Friday's when Chili's gonna be packed CH is going to be packed on Friday uh me with a table for one is going to be so cring I need to go on like a [ __ ] Wednesday okay Chili's date night Friday Saturday getsmarter Saturday Sunday Lord's Day AKA rest day that is a full week that is a good week of content okay I will hit all of those days I will hit all those days I have cleared my schedule there are no double dates I told Ari I'm doing that week I'm doing that stuff every night marketing bunday best weeks Tuesday Elden ring Wednesday St games Thursday Chile's Friday gets motor Saturday the six no th three-pointers that's it I just need to hit all that if I don't hit all that we got to rethink something from the ground up CU I have no obligation that should stop me what when is the debate oh [ __ ] when is the debate I I also really want to react to the debate I forgot the date for that 20 don't say today you're lying sorry you're lying it's Thursday what time on Thursday because I may have to move stands games if I'm gonna so when are you beating this maybe right [ __ ] now my friend huh huh you think about that you ever think this could be the attempt right here where I just lock the [ __ ] in Dodge sorry but I dodge it I hate when I'm all sometimes she goes and then has two hands up and then she goes psych and like does a little pirouette and that's kind of [ __ ] it's almost like the Elden ring designers wanted it to be difficult hey big long time shatter first time viewer that doesn't make any sense uh aren't you supposed to beat the boss that's normally correct however I am trying a new thing where I don't beat it repeatedly are you beating this tonight the whole game yeah probably probably definitely this boss okay okay whoa well potion wrong potion wrong wrong potion wrong potion wrong potion the debate's at 6 p.m. oh my God perfect perfect okay so on Thursday we go live at 2 pm we play chain game for four hours with stands then we watch the debate live react to the two greatest Minds in American history Donald Trump and Joe Biden in a deep intellectual debate where they will both respect each other's time and voices and try to come up what's the best for the American people it's going to be [ __ ] awesome dude the only problem I'm worried about is it's going to be too intellectually stimulating they're going to get really deep in the Weeds on policy and both nod in agreement but give each other time to speak oh yeah okay no I dodged that everyone saw it everyone saw it everyone saw that I dodged it everyone saw that please guys tell them tell me isaki tell me isaki that I dodged it how do you think the debate will affect impact LeBron's Legacy great question I'd love to hear from from the chat on questions like that I do think that if LeBron James doesn't come with a way to solve uh the US geopolitical disputes with China it's going to leave a a mark on his legacy do you know what I'm saying he'll never beat Michael Jordan as the all-time NBA goat unless he can come in and solve some US foreign policy problems like LeBron did with the monstars saving Earth LeBron's got to do that I love when I get a bleed frck I love when I get a bleed [Music] frck oh you tried you thought you thought boom [Music] Dodge Dodge no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Dodge Dodge [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] dude [ __ ] I was locked in I was locked in uh give me this come on nice is full oh run run run run run run run run run run no [ __ ] canot run that one you canot run that one [Music] I I bed in the bleed proc a little bleed humor for you big a thanks so much crims can I always count on you for a chuckle in these trying times I bed in the bleed proc that is that is good that is just good humor Chad is this silk song might as well be brother you hear what I'm saying sometimes you got to put on a blindfold and pretend you're eating flaming yawn when it's chicken nuggies my bad it's a good way to um save money on dates by the way tell I'm tell taking you out to a fancy Steakhouse but you have to go blindfolded it's a better experience to really enoy the food and then take him to McDonald's she will not know the difference okay W you are swinging that thing I used to pour water in a bowl close my eyes and pretend it was soup cool that's cool soup's really notoriously very expensive so that's a great way to save money one thing people have never been able to afford throughout history is soup uh you are lucky I had an empty wall and pretended it was fill with water there's always layers to this okay everyone has someone who has a hardest Shug them except for streamers who have the hardest Dodge I didn't dodge but I said Dodge and that should almost count for something I did say dodge all right come on bro come on what you got what you got [Music] Rania look at that 388 damage how about this oh sh that's not a trade that I would like to take leave me alone leave me alone [Music] bam you doing the thing you're doing the pouette uh-huh yes okay oh [ __ ] how do you dodge this oh my god dude it hits so hard it it's so it hurts so good yes oh nice bleed proc okay run run run run run run run run run run run run okay that hurt we Liv we lived we live we live [Music] [ __ ] you got some [ __ ] what what is happening why do you do these things to me that's [ __ ] unconscionable I I rolled into it me Lord oh who whoa whoa Hitman or Taskmaster VR withstands we're doing chain together on Wednesday however I'm always down to add that to a future gaming Wednesday you should voice all the characters in this game give me a character in this game and I will give you my audition pitch right now the dancing lion I'm a right POA [ __ ] that's the lion easy uh Mia oh I'm Millenia can't die the book um can you explore the whole room to see if there's stuff that'll help you in the fight well it's not Zelda there's got to be some pots full of [ __ ] the right new item I need to beat this boss [Music] uhhuh one more [Music] uh-huh here's the thing dude my [ __ ] a blood flame blade is running out instant insta do torrent voice n the laugh is included torrent giggler how about you lock the [ __ ] in all right bro chill chill chill chill chill chill chill I'll lock the [ __ ] in I'll lock the [ __ ] in right here right now right here right now let's lock in all right Rana what you got for me attack dodge dodge dodge dodge dodge wor while trade wor while trade one for one one more yeah yeah yeah yeah wait Dodge okay Dodge okay lock the [ __ ] in lock the [ __ ] in Dodge DOD DOD you're not die run run we're locking the [ __ ] one [ __ ] me oh it's so hard to tou [Music] uh-huh get Dodge Dodge no dude a [ __ ] face two got hands face two got hands facee two got hands bro where's the um this could be a good time for the make me a Believer song I'm not even I'm not even kidding I'm not even capping not even make me a [Music] beli and I will be an acolyte of the god gamer to fight what is the YouTube Loop s YouTube Loop there is tear came down from your eye the pure macheso the energy go g show me what you in the [Music] Moonlight leave the Shadows on the fast behind even a year later the raw sensual skill itun through your veins take fall down it is time to your true it's a [Music] me will of the down from waiting for a sign take me to your make [Music] me I'll safe [Music] yes I figured it out I figured it out wait [Music] control and give it to the and make me believe [Music] the [Music] make Will Never back down from I have take me to [Music] your [ __ ] you [Music] even a year later the raw sensual skill hi Lord DC how you doing it's [Music] a of the [Music] G down from come on [ __ ] what you got make me become the god tonight sa point wait wait no I figure it [Music] out to [Music] thege of G damn waiting for a [Music] sign of [Music] divine I am I am locked in I am locked it's a tough fight it's a tough fight I got to really find when I can Dodge oh get better on the third time even a year later the boss sensual skill it's a me make me yourie and I will [Music] G never down Big Dam big dami big Dam big [Music] damy do left left DOD left DOD left save yeah damn oh I was dodging good I was dodging good no I didn't figure it out Dr that controller Kendrick kendri [Music] back down from the fight waiting for a God all right come on tighten up tighten up baby hit him with the old one two Swing Swing Swing yep even a year later s pretty good start pretty good [Music] start be an of the god [Music] [Music] gamer become the god G [Music] tonight oh sa yes okay focus up Focus up they all die I figured it out I figured it out wait wait wait no I didn't figure it out drop that controller give it to the Earth [Music] boom thrust [Music] thrust your get out of here get out of here get out of here [ __ ] [ __ ] no no [ __ ] I didn't run fast enough okay it was good it was good though it was good it was good in the moon behind face do has hands but we power through I should want to beat his boss and I'll get it [Music] done next try let's try as a bold prediction but not [Music] impossible of the God we got the we got the not bad not bad like a fourth of his life for one her life [Music] [Music] for Dodge yes I figured it out I figured it out wait [Music] the light of the dark [Music] nice back down from my I have for [Music] wow phase two phase two phase two phase two phase two is all right we're we're we're getting uh some progress on phase one consistently a year later pH two has got some [Music] real don't think just dodge love that I love that don't think just dodge that works like with driving too don't think just [Music] drive don't don't kind of read what the signs do you know just close your eyes hit the pedal and let the field take you on the road the fight I have waiting for take me to [Music] [Music] your that was great I could have heal I thought I would uh get a bunch of hits and then get out they all doubt figure out wait wait no I didn't figure it [Music] out every car is self-driving if you trust it or not you talking to the [Music] cop of the god Gam from the [Music] [Music] [Music] fight Mo like baby even a year later the raw sensual skill Bo it's a me make me aever and I will be the light of the gam Will Never back down from [Music] the me become the gam tonight Make Me Oh sa Point yes y yikes dude big hit from the [ __ ] big woman they all down fig it out wait I should have been the singer no I didn't figure it out drop that controller get thege [Music] [Applause] [Music] of the [Music] [Music] [Music] god tear get out of your eye pure she's [Music] G even a year later oh it's a me make me and I [Music] [Music] will become the god gamer [Music] yes damn that face too that face to's got hands pioner I figured it out I figured it out wait wait wait no I didn't figure it [Music] out the the [Music] be an aoly of the god [Music] gamer back down from a fight [Music] [Music] that tear came down from your eyes the pure [Music] Mao it's frozen even a year later the raw sensual skill you got this next try you think so you might be right you might be right might [ __ ] [Music] right you might be [Music] something the dod DOD me to your left left and everything's oh man I should have taken the arrow I guess okay still fine still [Music] fine I figured it out I figured it out wait no I didn't figure it out drop that controller [Music] more [Music] [Music] me to [Music] your not impossible tear came down from your eyes pure Achi energy not impossible not impossible not impossible not impossible even a year l ler the war sensual run run your ass run your ass run your ass it's a [Music] me back down from [Music] man that face too that face too bro woo Baby Woo [Music] baby pioner they all down I fig it out wait I didn't figure it [Music] out hey big I was wondering if you give me advice on investing $4,000 USD as a college student the investing $4,000 as a college student the main problem I have is reading the room smiley face hopefully you can help perfect time to ask I will stop the thing let's talk about this let's talk about this great question let's put this in a clip Channel video thank you for asking all in on do my friend being the of the god gam I can beat this I can beat this I can beat this I can beat [Music] thisai for take me to your [Music] your I wased to on dodging that time I can do this I I see I see that that move just longer than I thought I keep trying to hit him in the middle hit her in the middle a year later keep misgendering Ral Rana misgendering and misnaming rolana which is I guess a subtle way to undermine her I guess but really not a fair fight of the combat I really just beat her in in single combat and not try to like use psychological Mind Games you know the light of the god a true God gamer is going to get the pronouns right and still beat you [Music] oh I didn't that's that's a mistake that's such a rough start the come back though Imagine The [Music] Comeback I figured it out I figured it out wait wait wait [Music] Oh I thought I could a waiting for a sign [Music] div all right here's what I got to do tear came down from your pure Macho theg okay maybe we'll take a break in a second even a year later the raw sensual skill fusus it's a me I will be an of that g [Music] nice oh sa yes I know how to all I figured it out I figured it out wait no I didn't figure it [Music] out oh I thought I okay I I do see it it's the moves are the same there's a little bit more of a a spank on them with the fire nice but it's the same moves it's the same moves the same moves I have to get the thing is I need I need to get uh blood flame up for the phase two or I don't do enough Dam I do no damage without it your which is probably a thing I'd love to change but what in the Moonlight leave the Shadows on even a year later the raw sensual skills no greed no greed no greed and I will be G oh [ __ ] wrong potion wrong potion ah wrong potion wrong potion wrong potion wrong potion after 4 hours I [ __ ] up my hand from punching my desk yeah game's hard bro game's hard they definitely ramped it up for this DLC but I like this fight this fight feels like lies of PE Lia P I figured it out I figured it out wait wait wait no [Music] fig make me believe the impossible is in make [Music] me I should have healed I should have healed I should have healed but I'm seeing it it's like at least three openings I get every time and then I'm missing the one where it's like long super long that one get mear came down from your it's it is greed but I actually think it's worth it I just have to GED the right spots there's like definitely spots where she just stops after she [ __ ] even a year later the raw sensual I need to only hit those spots okay here we go here we go here we go [Music] me and I [Music] will your [Music] become the gamer make me Dam y boom boom I figured it out I figured it out wait wa wait no figure [Music] out the make me [Music] impossible [Music] will so hard I get I I I I get I get it until face [Music] toar of divine [Music] meie tear came down from your eyes the pure Macho hard Boss Hard Boss Hard boss in the moonight leave the Shadows on the be even a year later the B sensual skill come on baby lock tfn all right what do you have for me I will be of Will Never back down from the fight I have been waiting for the take me to your make me become G I'll yes boom bo boom Oh bad Dodge I figured it out I figured it out wait no figure oh [Music] [ __ ] you have to be running you have to be running you have to be running I they come too fast to multiple roll you have to be running okay [Music] okay fight waiting for a sign golden B yeah we're doing pretty consistent phase twoos it's good it's good tear came down from your it's good it's good we need one good face two one good face two let's go no greed try not to get hit take some potions even a year later the war sensual skill no damage yet oh man stupid attack who will never back out I waiting for take me to your altar ofine make me aever become oh than yes [Music] dude I figur it out I fig it out I didn't figure it out leave me alone leave me alone hey leave me alone I'm just a small Bean I'm just a small Bean impossible [Music] [Music] down gam tonight tear came down from your possibly I'm having trouble wait [Music] the one without the music one without the music one second just let me let me lock the [ __ ] in you know what I'm saying let me let me lock TF in uh this is a fun fight this is a fun fight what I'm what I'm always getting hit by is when she throws the zo zo zo zo zo I I run the first two I run and then I hit him then the second two always seem to hit me so I have to dodge the first one the second one hits me so I'm always taking a least one I need to like not have that happen I could Dodge maybe I dodge away Dodge when it's about to hit me away and then back I'll try that I'll try that first Theory Theory then practice nice hit nice hit nice hit nice hit okay greed uh it feels weird not hearing her crazy Boss music it is it is crazy they they actually licensed the Paper Mario song from our community album to be the boss music for a major release like this but the community is blowing up dude we just get pulled into the big leagues uh I will put it on a second because I I was playing better with it on but I need I just want to hear my thought real quick and see if I can dodge that phase two part nice hit Dam damn [ __ ] be spinning dude I I need the uh I need the I need the song I need the song back I need the song Back the song's the song was helping me out behind even a year later the raw sensual skill your ve lock in lock in lock in it's a me make meie and I will be anite G will Down fight I have been waiting for take me to your altar of make me a become the G tonight [Music] no if I had just dodged that it would have been such a good start such a good start such a good start no I was in greed I was in greed I just missed on the Dodge it's good a little bit to to keep that full slash going and get the bleed then let the bleed drop off it would have take me like one two potions to go back for a fifth of her [Music] life just don't panic no [Music] panics back down from a fight [Music] Take Me to Your alar Divine make me [Music] aie tear came out from your eyes the Pure ma the energy go [Music] g I'm dead I'm dead dead a year later the raw sensual skill it's a damn damn damn damn damn the god gam you like this boss so far I love this boss this boss is really it's it reminds me of the of Romeo Ander p i just it's like a lot of Close Quarters sword moves and uh the hard part is knowing when they're over just I think I have a a mo to attack and I don't [Music] they all I figured it out I figured it out wait I didn't figure it [Music] out the [Music] impossible G Will Never back down from the I for [Music] take tear came down from your eyes pure macheso the [Music] energy the Moon the sh behind even a year later the war oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me your believer and I will be an AS of [Music] G [Music] down no no no no son no son n okay trying to do too much of the potion though oh sa Point yes never oh rala Rana so annoying rala and Rana name your children better parents of these magician women I'm calling her Hermione from now [Music] on if I can imagine I'm playing a Harry Potter game I'll play better as a millennial I'll get a buff all right Herm [Music] take me [Music] [Music] your tear came down from your eye the pure Mach energy [Music] G even a year later the raw sensual skill nice hit still good still good it's me [Music] [Music] gamow become the god gamer tonight run run run run run run run run run run run I'll sa Point yes I have to be healthy enough to take one hit ah I figured it out I figured it out wait wait wait no I didn't figure it out that controller and get to the edge impossible Boys [Music] in come on here we go [Music] [Music] came from your trgy go g even a year later the war sensual skill [ __ ] it's a me make me aever and I will be an of G Will Never back down from fight I have waiting for a take me to your alar of make me aie become the G tonight make [Music] meion they I figured it out I figured it out wait wait wait no figure it out that controller [Music] [Music] and for the okay uh Boss music for a bit that is this is tough bro this is [ __ ] this is a [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] tough boss that damage is quite high on the magic moves however I do think I do believe I do feel in my heart of hearts you just got to get into a rhythm it just feels like a rhythm uh is the name of the game just good trade good trade good trade good trade Focus nice it nice it nice hit one more dude dude dude dude okay give me the Boss music listen to me listen why are we fighting like this we're both knights we both like swords what what can we team up in what world do we have to fight over everything I I haven't even spoken at the people in this game that want to fight me I literally just walk in I walk into their castle and it's like on site what have I done to deserve this kind of treatment it feels honestly it it feels unwelcoming is that the lesson Miyazaki wants to give children that are playing this game they don't be nice to strangers don't well children maybe children that's fine okay for children but for grown adults we should be welcoming to Outsiders [Music] grief is the name of the game and yet he lives the boy who [Music] lived how about that little [ __ ] long range stab should Dosh what's crazy is if I do that roll she tracks the [ __ ] out of me [Music] I think I punched him I think I I think I did this cuz I didn't have my left hand equipped or her it was sure I dinked the armor yikes uh yikes yikes that's a big yikes team atrick won against TEAM stands in The valerant Showdown my squad we love valerin on this [ __ ] stream let's go yes I've always believed I've always watched valerant I was there for the practices I was there for the coaching sessions I was there picking the CH who we going to do Phoenix jet how we going to do this you know I was I was strategizing and I knew that this group of men and women maybe nonbinaries could do it okay I knew it I believed in this team from day one and I know all of them by name too I just don't feel like naming them right now because they're all their real name is Legend legend legend legend and Legend and and Legend because there's five people on a team in valerant and I'm aware of that too God I love first person shooter games and most of all valerant the greatest of them all valoran adult game the bright colors mean that it has a bright future congratulations on the victory that's huge that is huge for me when I see STS on the basketball courts tomorrow I will remind him of this victory oh I got a slap St I forgot a Doug dug [Music] thing yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes Yik Yik Yik Yik Yik Yik Yik y y y y y y y y y y y y what time is it I do want to do get smarter tonight if I am not capable of beating this boss in a reasonable amount of time I will happily stop but I think I can beat it I think I can in fact scratch that think I know I can and maybe I can do it right now Dodge step one stop doding to the right DOD to the right oh I'm dead gosh I didn't really get any damage there but [Music] put it all together put all together put all together okay okay dodged King [ __ ] King [ __ ] I try using double katas again maybe a jumping attack would be nice let me try let me try let me try my let me try I thought single would be easier to get chip damage in but I need to do more damage to be honest KNX KNX Noah thank you for the 42 months this boss is totally fair I don't even I think this boss is fair I'm not having any camera issues everything is dodgeable I'm just uh it's just hard to dodge which is different than uh before um so let me switch no that's fine I don't I don't need the uh so we still need to put the blood blade on I'm still need to do this I still need to do this oh not of this okay let's just see if this does any better [Music] [Music] damn damn nice hit okay let's just run in circles wait for an open wait for an open wait be goed to heal this [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] come on get in close just dodge just dodge think I need to get closer I think I actually I think I I think I need to get closer I think I need to get [Music] closer Matt ZL thank you for the six months the only thing that I don't uh I'm sure it is fair but I I can't figure out how to get past is when she throws five things at me and I just there's not enough time between the third and the fourth one to so funny drinking the potion looks like I'm feeding it to my eye fruit cow thank you for the 26 months thank you very much just started any tips I'm honestly not the best guy to give tips bro I'll tell you this this got hands have an open mind no more with an open mind than a full heart CU that's what it takes losses are lessons [Music] [Music] nice Brock [Music] [Music] [Music] D got to stay moving stay moving stay moving one hit at a time 337 damage at a [Music] time ah knew [Music] that nice okay that should be the perfect timing actually if he doesn't do the up fire in ice here we go she got to dodge this dodge this dodge this Brandon Dodge this Brandon one two yeah yeah yeah okay wow good start [Music] leave me alone leave me [Music] alone oh [ __ ] no that's a one shotter that's a one shotter my boy that is a full HP one shotter damn that's tough that is tough that's tough so tough sponge me boy ah it's a tough one oh man that is that's hard that's just hard woo baby okay in the zone yeah I was in The Zone on that one I lost the Zone a little bit when I died I think man I what I just have to realize is that I cannot greed well I don't know I have to Greed until phase two and then I can't greed when I get there because I can't trade at all with the Fire and Ice BS they just hit too [Music] hard we don't hit that [Music] hard no DOD okay okay here's what here's one I'm realizing here's what I'm realizing I am dodging the jump regularly I'm dodging the like she's in front of me I hit her twice then she jumps to the left I dodged that bad don't need to hit her twice wait for the jump Dodge maybe he even hit again yikes yikes for her big update from Big a holding it down give me one time with the song give me one time with the [Music] song tear your eyes the pure Mach energy God [Music] G in the moonight leave the sh even a year later the B sa skill and I will be anite of the gamer [Music] Will Never back down from my I have been waiting for a take me to your altar of make [Music] me [Music] makeful yeah figur it out I figured it out wait wait no I didn't figure it [Music] out get loose get loose let's go let's go bro let's go [Music] bro act good life come on come on come on [Music] R come on come [Music] on the pure a the in the sh even a year later the raw sensual skill it's a and I [Music] [Music] will the gamer tonight make me aie safe Point [Music] yes I figured it out I figured it out [Music] wait make me the impossible [Music] [Music] Yik yikes yikes yikes yikes Yik who who who whoa whoa wowy thank you a thank you Ajax Vibe for the 29 months I much appreciate it what time is it I I I want to I want to get there's like a videos I want to watch tonight if I can't get it I can't get it uh but I think I can get it man it's like this one's just Rhythm and I keep overthinking it when I think about what she's doing I dodge worse than if I just think like her hand is moving Dodge look at her hands look at her hands look at her hands look at her hands look at her hands look at her hands look at her hands watch your hands watch your hands watch your hands watch your hands watch your hands watch your hands o that was that it looked worse but it was better cuz there was some moments there I was like hitting in between it was good that was good good good good I just should I I do that every time do that every time don't switch it up do that every time until I really mastered it this this it just needs to click once it just needs to click once click once only thing is let's get comfortable because my [ __ ] whole body's going to hurt like the dragon fight if I sit wrong for hours okay just needs to click once bro it just needs to click it needs to lock in it just needs to click one time one time time for the one stay moving yep no greed no [Music] greed no GRE go to the middle nice bleed nice bleed he's that the heal nice nice Dodge Dodge oh okay [Music] [Music] need to dodge this and to get BL FL [Music] blade good good you're good DOD no [Music] dude thanks [ __ ] too close too close too close too close too close too close to close close for comfort too close for comt DOD double heal okay okay [Music] we're just getting the Dodges down okay big weight and then what boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy good TR who's your favorite Australian YouTuber okay all right all right all right all right all righto uh yeah the the straight pok's not working because it it gets dodged it gets dodged it gets dodged it gets dodged I I think the most effective thing I've done is Dodge as best I can until I hit one of my known hitable moves there's some moves I know I can hit on and when I try to play more freestyle I'm getting [ __ ] that was out of my sight Dodge that's one of them pi you are brutal Rana you're [Music] brutal way that's greed that's greed read again read again greedy again greedy gust greedy gust greedy Gus that's oh boy boy boy how all right Qui stretch Qui stretch okay all right from now on from now on we will only do the first two hits of the double slash it's not called triple slash folks folks it's not called triple slash it's called double slash and back in my Father's Day we used to be happy we used to be content with two slashes nowadays these [ __ ] Millennials ruining Applebees they like to do three or four slashes and that greed's going to get them killed folks that's why I want to go back to the way things were double slash less woke more Victory okay time [Music] [Music] that's start wish I could heal [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] better this is actual better this is actually better this is actually actually actually better it's it was greed it turns out a lot of it was greed if I can just I took a [ __ ] ton of damage in the middle cuz I was trying to like move my settings around and switch potions just two hits play smart focus on what she's doing two hits play smart we can this is this is this is there's a pass to Victory we go in the White House Mavs in nine Mavs in nine Bernie can still win I swear to God okay I see a path I see a path that this happening okay I see a path golden do here we go bre deep just lock it just lock it well thing is I got I keep pressure on so I don't lose my blood flame blade keep pressure on so I don't lose my blood flame blade [Music] [Music] [Music] ooh way better way better way better way better way better way better way better way better H way better way better way better way better way better way better uh I think I [ __ ] up a bit by trying to do the long range poke and get hit every time every time I try to do the long range poke it instantly gets responded to so that's bad and I just do you know what I'm saying it's not going to work it's not going to work I will try it again once more probably cuz when the boss is not moving and it's far away I'm like all right I'll use the long range poke but on God I shouldn't I just shouldn't [Music] Good Start 10 potions good start [Music] okay uh what did I do wrong what did I do wrong uh I I I I I double slashed too long greed and then up up is always going to be Wham so um don't be greedy on second phase even though it sucks I'm going to have to chip damage it because it does too much Counterattack damage that I can't even heal it off it's it's like instant death so Chip damage second phase chip damage second phase call me chip hi my name's damage chip damage okay call me chip damage I want you to actually do that chat when I'm in phase two call me chip damage otherwise I won't [Music] win I need start I need start over don't call me don't call me chip damage in phase one that's you're [ __ ] me up don't call me call me chip damage in phase two call me atrio or whatever in phase one okay CH chip damage is not uh he's not a phase one guy he's only he only comes in the clutch chip damage phase two chip damage phase two should easy to [Music] remember chip damage chip damage CH damage we go get close get started [Music] a [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] dude so annoying [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] entering chip damage tag him in baby tag him in [Music] oh chip chip chip chip You Beautiful Bastard okay he was playing way better he was playing way B I love you chip damage okay the only problem is I can't um if if I do it right I don't have to run away cuz when I run away the blood resets the only way I do any damage to any boss is if I get my blood Stacks that's it if I don't I am literally doing like Moon Moon level one level D I'm doing the the chippi of Chip [ __ ] 400 damage per hit it does nothing I have to get a blood stack run yes good to see you Raz do you have any videos I should react to [Laughter] tonight anything you think would be fun or not could be no okay well let's see if hrock can do the first part so that chip damage can come in and clutch it up God I hope he can [Music] you can't sorry chip [Laughter] golden vow blood flame blade heal this up we're back we're back attack me with all your strength come on more damage more damage [Music] when you do that I hate when you do that Rano [Music] [Music] greedy I I I didn't mean to double tap it I didn't mean to double tap it I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry inrock is letting chip go hungry chip is like a mad dog back there okay Chip's chip chip you need him to get hungry he's waiting for his chance slobbering at the mouth while hrock is just in you know getting the job done to get chip you know what I'm saying I'm I'm I am playing just to get him on the field and he'll get there and he'll be Unleashed don't worry about that chip has rabies undiagnosed undiagnosed rabies that's a rough start [Music] I need the blood I need the blood flame blade stop doing that stop doing that stop doing doing that stop doing that that's [ __ ] up oh my God you you're taking a piss you're taking a piss dude [Music] [Music] imagine I dodge this imagine imagine imagine [Applause] possible ch yeah [ __ ] dropped a [ __ ] nuke on chips's corpse oh [ __ ] dude nice try chip nice try chip nice try chip hey you know you need to warm up you've been cold for a while cuz A's been losing race phase one something tells me this is the one something tells me something something in my head is telling me that this is the right here alive big life unless unless unless [Music] [Music] [Music] oh I almost time for chip okay okay okay okay oh yeah move them hips move them hips them hips stretch stretch stretch stretch okay okay all right folks what the hell can this boss possibly hope to accomplish when I have the power of a warrior on my side when I have all of Chad in my corner Corner every one of them believing that this run right here is the one how could I possibly lose even Azor the color even mirion beats all of them in their hearts believe that this is the Run lot of damage RVE the rip there not a bad start come on and face me [Music] come on and face [Music] me come on in face man oh [ __ ] dude the magic so run [Applause] chill [Applause] damage he's got no potions to his name can he clutch up and reclaim the fame uh no he's dead dude I didn't have H that wasn't Chip's fault I left him with no Mana so we tried to switch to mana and then got [ __ ] hit that's that's that's just a that's not fair I'm sorry chip I did not [ __ ] give you I need to hand you if I could just hand chip the controller with full Mana good life total ready to go he's going to take it to the thing he's going to take all way to [ __ ] white house you should take it all the way to the White House [Music] all right baby come on let's go we're getting better dodging but we need to get much better big wave big wave one two [Music] dead dead dead man the hardest part now is is Inventory management I I can only hurt when I have blood flame blame up blood flame blade falls off and then I have to put it back on which requires me to move my [ __ ] around and while I'm doing that I get [ __ ] killed it's it's uh wish I had like double Mana pool need a resp for more Mana I'll take fewer hits okay okay get in there get in there that's it [Music] [Music] [Music] damn damn DN get back into it come on [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I don't know how that worked I don't know how that worked [Music] chip damage dude one kill [ __ ] dude a damn damn damn the face Two Face two has such hands oh the face two has such hands I really thought that combo was over too o y y okay okay that one you just got to wait I know the times I can attack and if I'm ever attacking outside of that I'm making a mistake if I'm ever attacking outside of that no matter how good it looks no matter how juicy juicy juicy juicy juicy it's bad it's just bad so just don't do it unless I know it's one of the like three times that she's vulnerable that was one of them that was one of [Music] them that was not [Music] there we go there we go chip damage took no damage did a little bit of damage that's that's how we're doing it and now we lost our blood plane blade we put it right back on we don't care put it right back on we don't care yep it's one of them that's one of them we know our spots we know our spots we're not getting greedy we know our [Music] spots thrust thrust thrust [Music] thrust thrust [Music] oh [Music] stop okay run nice [Music] nice I blood flame on this would actually do so much damage [Music] come [Music] on love a bleed proc once in my life once in my life let a bleed proc oh [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] no okay all right all right all right phase three phase three phase three phase three I get it though I get it though it's just it's it's it's zero greed it's a big goose egg of greed zero greed you just have to know when to hold them know when to fold them know when to walk away and most importantly ladies and gentlemen know when to run and that's why will [Music] [Applause] [Music] gam back down from IAI for take me to [Music] your out of your eyes the P ma Cheo [Music] G even a year later the ra sensual make me aever and I will be of the will never down I take me to your make me become the tonight make [Music] [Music] yes I fig it out out fig out the Imp [Music] make [Music] me take me to [Music] okay okay tear came down from your eye the pure Mach energy [Music] God even a year later the ra sensual skill through your take them all down time to your it's a me and I will be [Music] of I for take me to your alar ofine belever become the container tonight make me [Music] [Music] and give into the edge and make me believe the Imp [Music] [Music] voice I take me to your [Music] oh no oh no okay whoops okay one second I got okay okay okay okay for okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay all I had to do was was uh I spell some Chipotle some leftover Chipotle on the floor small price has to pay for victory when I'm locked in that we're doing pretty good we're doing pretty good this just needs to needs to be a little better it needs to be a little better and that mainly means getting hit less and doing more damage actually never mind damage is fine we have a game plan we actually just need to execute the game plan that's it that's it just execute the game plan the game plan is good except for the moons you start dropping Moon nukes on me I'm not but let just do that a couple more times so [Music] all right I fifth for one potion that's good that's [Music] good watch [Music] I dodge that without looking I swear to God I my [Music] minion jeez so hard to set that up I wish it was just a button [Music] [Music] greedy I maybe maybe um maybe maybe grey I won't deny it it was greedy just set everything up so it's like I just press this button and put it back on what I couldn't see it see can see can see can see can see oh it's so hard bad Loop bloop bloop bro I just saw the prediction live thing flash across the chat and it was the laggiest is Twitch laggy it was like chunking across okay thank you for the 15 months Wen [Music] Good Start Good Start good [Music] Dodges he Dodges my king my goat I was so greedy I was so greedy but I thought cuz I was behind I was really greedy I also thought that once I hit half HP the rolana would go do the fire nice thing it was a test it was a test it was a it was a limit test greed I just won't do it anymore um attack me with all your strength [Music] I dodged that I that was coming I DOD yet [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] what's Happ what do she waited she wait she didn't she went Fire and Ice and said [ __ ] it and then walked up and then did I wasn't I didn't think that would happen I thought it was only right after you turned Fire and Ice can't be greedy like that when I got 10 points in line I'm sorry sir I'm sorry sir your 10 points are very valuable to me I will fight my hardest to make sure your 10 points get the best chance they can at at the at the win yeah if I had blood flame Lan up the whole time I think we already get there but it's just too hard for me to transfer [Music] [Music] [Music] try putting the buffing potion on the side pouch that way you have to swap your health and manif what wait what does that mean like on why honestly I appreciate the suggestion it probably is good I I can't be [ __ ] with my mojo I have to remember where everything is I'm going to [Music] [Music] damage only use one potion we get a lot of damage [Music] I thought I could thought I could chug and Dodge man it's just it's just it's just it's just it's just it's just it's just it's just a way bit of grade it's just a wee bit of greed bro uh but it's not it's just it's not it's not impossible golden vow potion up switch back to this switch back to this put it on the last suit you're all wear walk up Good Start good start one potion [Music] [Music] go not bad not bad not [Music] bad a man can't can't R away from that one man yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes Yik Yik yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes Yik yikes yikes but okay okay okay uh all right every single time I get hit think about it that's the only way to get I I think I'm I'm letting myself get two lacks it's like participation trophy dude I got I got to just just we're going to in the next 10 Rounds we're going to learn so [ __ ] much cuz I'm going to literally download rain on rain on hit stupid she jumps at me get ready for the lunch [Music] [Music] really you going to do it or you going to do it or not nice [Music] [Music] nice love a blood plock love a blood plock once in my life once in my life please what a Dodge what a Dodge what PL that's my life that's so hard I'm not getting it oh it just doesn't blood proc it doesn't [ __ ] I don't do any damage I just a I don't do any damage after the [ __ ] I get one shot and I do no damage no digital don't I'm not going to play agent fire 4 again you've asked a lot man I don't know what to tell you I'm not going to do it we played it we did my whole goal up I could just boot it up I'll play ad bar ad mythology though okay big a have you said download complete in a robot voice yet no because I haven't download is not finished otherwise I would [Music] he [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] my [Music] just notice that the enemy seems to be quite a bit taller than you have you tried telling them how about picking someone on on someone your own size usually when that phrase is used it's that you are seeing someone small get bullied by someone big and then you come in and you're like the size of the bully and you go hey how I pick on someone your own size it's not it's not if you're getting bullied you don't go how about pick out someone your own size like what this isn't fair I'm small and you're big it's not that's not that won't stop the bully have you tried it okay I'll try it how about picking on someone your own size she still attacking [Music] me still hurts [Music] stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid man that that that super long combo has two endings I've now realized it can either flow right into the [ __ ] the double-handed SCH blanger or it can be more of like a one-handed joust type beat that also is the Finish it's the SCH Langer I don't know what it's the [ __ ] word for it Good Start Good Start come on attack me [Music] [Music] let me me than me me oh my God [Applause] [Music] [Music] okay okay run I I don't understand how I got God [Music] [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] man this face too bro it's tough hey big a journey of a th000 miles begins with a single step hope this helps it does honestly it does because what you're trying to say I think is that your house is within a th000 miles of mine and if I start walking now I can come beat you to death I think that's what you're trying to say I'm not 100% but I is that I have a suggestion but I don't want a backseat justest way what is your suggestion is it hit the boss more and Dodge more what's your suggestion no go for it swear don't tell him don't shoot him mods better not shoot him go on what is the suggestion try jumping over the horizontal blue slash damn it that might be actual helpful all right don't ban him don't ban him we're going to try it we're going to try it try jumping over the horizontal blue slash don't ban him don't ban him don't ban him I called I asked for it I thought it was gonna be Dodge more Dodge more hit more try jumping over it honestly that may help me because I can't I could not it doesn't it's not dodgeable all right focus focus I got I got I got to get I got to get the face two I got to get face two oh my God forgot to keep this on that death us he's the god gamer that hit me that hit me I never can trash can thank you for the 14 months of support it is much appreciated can trash can your sub is giving me the fire I need to defeat this boss and keeping us within the threshold of Subs to go on our Chili's dinner date together on Friday again all chat members are invited to the atrio streams from maili Friday event it promises to be a Rootin toting good time Swing Swing swing bada bada [Music] swing there's the [Music] furnisher come on swing better [Music] ni Dodge King oh I uh tried to preempt it that was stupid [Music] [Music] [ __ ] phase two a doozy oh uh I didn't think even to jump didn't even stick in my head uh but I I think it would have to be Dodge jump Dodge jump I think order the chilies to go then throw it in the face of this boss they won't be able to see pogies order the Chili's to go bring it back here and throw it at my screen so that the boss is not able to see that is quite I don't see a flaw but I'll keep an eye out [Music] that's really [Music] painful it's actually uh a huge part of the damage is just me trying to reset my black flame blade it's it's really happening every time now I'm doing good and in the zone and then I have to reset it and then everything just falls apart uh unless I can double hop which I don't think that I can I'm not sure that the jump would work [Music] um ow ow jump first and roll second maybe maybe yeah maybe jump instant roll good work try a ninja monkey in the left corner what okay I think that you're just saying that as a reference to balloon's Tower Defense six and you don't really think that's the best way to beat it [Music] [Music] [Music] come on baby oh I need my thing which just lasted twice as long [Music] [Music] [Music] oh je mixes me up mixes me up mixes me up have you have you tried holding up a mirror so she sees the type of monster she's become and ends up re-evaluating her life ultimately becoming a better person who helps you for the rest of the DLC I I love that strategy I think if she could see how far gone she's become we could get through to her however it is a mirrored pool of water floor and it hasn't stopped her yet so I'm I'm not sure that it would work [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] man he's just drop your weapon and give her a big hug all of your guys' suggestions seem to revolve around non combat and while I love that you guys are pacifists this game seems to be really built by Miyazaki to focus on that combat angle and not so much on the uh oh dude love to dodge that right I could have and I should [Music] have attack all your [Music] all I I'm getting caught on the upswing a lot and then dodging the rest but that chip damage is adding up I I want to be hitless and not like cuz I can take a little bit of hits at the beginning and still Breeze through face one but I'm getting up swung so just um just we me try to not get hit [Music] that's think it's left oh sucks oh no oh no [Music] okay try again [Music] [Applause] d man man man man man okay okay uh okay I think I think I think I think what this is going to take is a little bit of call and response okay from Chad so when I say [ __ ] you guys say Rel W okay okay don't do it till I say it I'll I'll know I'll tell you win but I think really that's going to get me motivated or you know what just name your favorite wizard well your least favorite wizard I guess cuz honestly Rana is such a stupid name that I just want to be mad at all wizards so when I say that oh [Music] jeez okay here we go come on so unfortunate for me [Music] [Music] [ __ ] uh Rana yes yes now we're aligned at Harry Potter this boss got hands I know dude this boss really does have hands h this boss truly has hands it's all it's just it's hard cuz I'm losing focus in the fight um I've dodged each move once but then it's I'm not identifying the right move [Music] quickly and she got feet too bro what about it thanks man but all right we're going to lock in we're going to we're going we're going to get we're going to get the motion right we're going to motion right okay huh [Music] uhuh uhhuh uh-huh [Music] [Music] go when she jumps back is really annoying [Music] it's jump Dodge POG it's jump Dodge pog no dude no man oh sh stck because I want to dodge the arrows and then don't have a Dodge for the next hit oh man download 90% download 90% a man can you spam her during her phase two transition no not really I tried if I try spamming on her when it first comes out you get hit by the [ __ ] fire R you're dead if you're on the backs side you can hit her but then you can't Dodge the the magic spells that are coming and they will kill you at least for me but now I know how to dodge those at least with the jump Dodge jump Dodge listen that's progress that's progress one step at a time one [ __ ] step at a time I think I'm not going to use golden bow anymore uh I know golden bow makes me like somewhat stronger but it just takes all my mana and all I want to do is have blood flame up all the time [Music] gosh nice good start good start [Applause] [Music] all right little more practice little more practice there's a chance to get more practice chance to get more practice chance to get more practice oh F I don't I don't well I don't I don't okay I think I'm dodging I'm dodging when the moon is falling and probably I need to dodge like right before that thing hits me oh Lord oh Lord okay I got nuked I got ICBM nuked oh remind me that not golden bow next time golden bow this I might jump I might jump I might jump I but I think should we find the Dodge maybe a mixture so I can have both cool [Music] down there it is good opener I like unanswered damage [Music] so back to it get back to it get back to it get back to it give me that lunge come on L give me the Lune I'm waiting you out [Music] [Music] okay here we go still got me [Music] okay here we go come on oh [ __ ] oh baby okay [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay okay okay okay third one is like delayed it's like BM BM okay okay okay okay okay progress press progress progress progress progress progress progress progress progress prog okay all right all right right right right just this boss then uh gets M Saturdays I think I can do this I can do this I can do I do this just this boss just m Saturdays we can do this we can do this we can do this we just got to lock in all the pieces are almost there it's almost there just got to put it all together in one puzzle one at a time stretch break in three attempts stretch break in three remind [Music] me don't that [Music] attack me [Music] [Music] that's it [Music] I thought I was a [Music] [ __ ] yeah baby [Music] [Music] slam slam heal back we're back we're back [Music] [Music] I need to hurt him I need to hurt him I need to hurt doing it [Music] [Music] again that's music I don't how to do damage [Music] bro [ __ ] how just don't hurt her once I get to that phase two I just don't hurt her but I mean better better better I have to just uh I think part of it is when I see the Flaming blades I I'm more scared of them than if they're normal blades because they do more damage but that shouldn't be how I play like I just need to get in there do the damage the way I'm doing in phase one one thing I'm saying I'm getting good at the menu I was switching my [ __ ] in the middle of the fight and I was able to get all my like needs to be a no hit needs to be no hit phase one otherwise I can't be face let's just not sure what every move go Dodge Dodge [Music] what time is it what time is it PT 9:00 p.m. okay we're still good we're still good on time we're still good on time I'm going to do 10 attempts I me stretch stretch break and then 10 attempts with the song On and we really [ __ ] try Okay stretch break Mo Moon got it oh give me the clip give me the clip I'd love to watch it I really respect what he did Moon Moon that's that's Beast that is Beast uh clip it if you have it okay stretching hydrating stretching hydrating focusing Zen moisturizing feeling good feeling fresh [Music] we're not even at our full power yeah we're not even at our full [ __ ] power dude there's so many other things I could be doing to kill these bosses man [Music] oh my God okay G congrats to Moon Moon that was that was a beastly beastly uh fight against that lion the only one I respect okay chip damage will be proud chip damage will be very proud now we need to turn the music on Focus up bring out chip damage himself how many of [Music] you wait that's not [Music] right that isio my friend have you seen [Music] okay hey Paper [Music] Mario Mario Pap this the clip I to watch the [Music] clip let me see this nice nice nice nice yes wait what [ __ ] wait what what how did it die oh he threw it he threw a [ __ ] thing no it was Aura it was strength of his Aura dude he just looked at it he just said nah and the thing he mogged him to death so funny that's funny okay okay okay let's go play focus focus rolana you're going down how many of you were out let's say in the world grocer shopping or in the library or at your job and the notification for this went live and you just fell to your knees in shock you pull out your phone and a single tear came down from your eyes the pure machismo the energy God [Music] G even a year later the sensual skill it's a me and I will of the G never Down fight IAI take me to your altar of divine make me a become the god G tonight make [Music] meie I figured it out I figured it out no I didn't figure it out drop that controller make me believe the impossible [Music] is waiting for what I take me to your alar [Music] tear came your eyes the pure Mao energy go [Music] g even a year later the raw sensual skills take it's a me of the G 10 atts 10 attemps for the next break 10 that was one nine more attempts then I break talk to chat [Music] jump back in but I think I think let's [ __ ] [Music] go I'll for [Music] it I figured it out I figured it out wait wait [Music] [Music] Will Never Back Down from I wait take me to [Music] your tear kick out from your eyes Pure [Music] ma in the moon the sh even a year later the raw sensual [Music] skill and I will be an ACO of the god gamer Will Never Back Down fight IAI a take me toar of make meie become the gam me I'll save yes attempt to attempt to attempt to I figured it out I figured it out wait wait wait no I didn't figure it [Music] outop make me the impossible [Music] is I will be [Music] I take me to [Music] your tear came down from your eyes pure a g in the moon the shs even a year later the raw sensual [Music] skill me make me your and I will be an of that [Music] g Down fight I waiting take me to your altar ofine make me become the goder tonight make me aie oh Point yeah [Music] a make me believe theable is in fall make [Music] me waiting for take me to your altar of divine me [Music] tear came down from your ey Pure ma energy [Music] God even a year later the raw sensual skill R your true it's a make me and I will be anite of the G Will Never back down from fight I have waiting for take [Music] three good attempts three good attempts [Music] baby walk in walk in a pioner they all I figured it out I figured it out wait wait I fig out the make me the impossible [Music] is [Music] will I for take me to your of divine [Music] [Music] your even a year later the war it's a [Music] me and I will be an on gamer who will never back down from my fight I have been waiting for take me to your ofine make [Music] meie [Music] gight oh yes I figured it out I figured it out wait wait wait no I didn't figure it [Music] out make me the impossible make me G Will Never back down from my I have been waiting for take me to your alar of divine oh yeah I'm feeling it oh I'm feeling it tear from your eyes the pure Macho the [Music] energy in the Moonlight leave the Shadows on even a year later the war sensual SK will [Music] will down I for take me to your altar ofine make me aever become the god gam tonight meie sa yes I fig it out I fig it out wait no I didn't figure it [Music] [Music] out and I will anite [Music] [Music] G okay four times in a row we got there I I I I'm getting too frustrated that I don't have blood flame blade and it's making me run around and lose a bunch of life if I don't have it just go in [ __ ] it chip damage better than trying to set it up or set it up during the transition just don't don't try to find a space for it it's not working even a year later the sensual skill just do damage just hit him just hit him you can do it you can do it you can do it it's a me and I will be an of [Music] the down I take me to your altar of make me a become the god gamer tonight make me yourie Point [Music] yes tried to drink and I drank the empty flask I figured it out I figured it out wait wait wait no I didn't figure it [Music] out make me believe the impossible is in fall make meie and I will be [Music] of down I waiting for take me to your alar of divine me [Music] tear came down from your eye the Pure maeso Energy go [Music] g even a year later the ra sensual Skil time it's a me it's kind of overthinking back in the FL State got to reenter the Flow State the pro State I have to enter the pro [Music] State Down fight IAI take me to your alar of make me aie become the god gamer tonight Make [Music] Me A P I figured it out I figured it out wait I didn't figure it out that control and give the Earth make me [Music] impossible [Music] make will G will never down my I waiting for take me to your altar of divine came down from your ey the pure [Music] Macho even a year later the raw skill it's [Music] a oh man I'm really overthinking [Music] FL FL FL FL [Music] FL I'll sa yeah come on come on come on come on baby come on let's go [ __ ] let's go mono e wait wait drop that controll and the [Music] [Music] for take to [Music] your your ey the pure machismo the energy [Music] go salable even a year later the raw sensual [Music] skill damn damn damn damn damn damn [Music] damn all right one more one more one more than a quick break show CH take a break [Music] toar I'll save for [Music] yes take me a pioner I figured it out I figured it out wait wait no I didn't figure it [Music] out the impossible [Music] [Music] take me to [Music] your pure Mao energy God even a year later the raw sensual [Music] skills okay ah [ __ ] I need a break I need a break and lock it it got worse it got worse dude we started out so strong like [ __ ] back to back to back to back to back and then I was like thinking about I was like all right I don't know man I [ __ ] I was like trying to watch the hands too much [ __ ] okay okay UK video no it's a little long but I think I was going to watch the John Oliver what time is it though what time is it time PST it's 9:21 this is the new chair yeah it's pretty nice huh liquid death and if I had liquid death and Sour Patch right now this boss would be [ __ ] quaking in her boots unfortunately all I have is water do you think I'm stay up for the Gen g game you're crazy you're loco all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right play till you beat the boss or gen game I don't I don't want to watch geni I'm not excited about geni bro I only want to watch T1 I I actually have a slight anger towards geni because they always beat T1 all right on [ __ ] play Smart Bro Good Start good start no hit good start no hit come more I mistake little cheesy there ouch m m herons are cool and scary yeah she mean she's this is a cool boss this is a cool boss but it's a hard boss it's hard man it's getting it's getting it's getting in my head and and the phase two is harder because it hits me so much damage but it's all dodgeable it's all dodgeable I just I get tricked I get tricked by her hip movements she's the opposite of Shakira her hips lie I hate when she does that in reaction to me starting to can't see [ __ ] okay [Music] good good okay okay hey long spit for the 15 months thank you for two months is Rana invited to the kickback honestly yeah I don't think she'll go but I'll invite her you know it's like hey good fight good fight only after I win though only after I win otherwise I'm not inviting you I [Music] it's like okay that can work that can abs abs abs absolutely work whale the damage on and then I think I could still Dodge I think I could still make I just have to leave a little earlier that's good though that's good that's good that's good that was I was finally playing well and not getting hit okay just do that just more times of that and less times of me getting lazy that's it just's more times of that last time's getting lazy but don't think about it because then you get de I'm dead bro it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming it's coming for oh what happened to my thing I can't see why does it keep getting your where's my blood flame blade I just did it Ah that's not good sloppy I get sloppy sloppy slpp man man okay okay play better first phase show up with everything ready second phase everything ready is all I hear is the rain of my heartbeat GRE greedy greedy greedy greedy greedy greedy greedy greedy thanks for the 39 months honestly cheeks thank you very much good start though good start keep it up keep it up keep it up keep it up oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that's oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] nice try nice try okay nice try nice try nice try rolled too early too early too early it's fast but it's not that fast it's slam wait go for [ __ ] sick yes sucks it sucks it sucks because man pushed me into the wall but I could have rotated ow that sucks that sucks that sucks that sucks wow okay okay we're getting closer we're getting closer we're getting closer we're getting closer oh oh oh man oh that was good I mean if I had just dodged that one thing I could have triple healed and that was good that was good that was good that was good I was in this Zone I was in the zone chunking fast that's good because then I can keep my [ __ ] Stacks I can keep my [ __ ] uh blood Flame the whole thing is to get blood flame in phase two full charge and and aggressive just get in there [ __ ] I had the wrong potion [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] me h he stop oh sh stupid mistakes stupid mistakes o nice run for me [Music] no wow man man man I promise if I can get there with blood flame blade up I just need to think about it like right when he's getting close to transitioning she's I need to [ __ ] blood flame even if I already have it man man it's hard it's hard hard hard for me to keep it all in my head [Music] imagine she took your liquid death big a you're right you're right I just imagine that this [ __ ] thief stole my liquid dead then this should be an easy fight and she poured all over the ground have some class have some class a oh fck God I got C let's get start I starting to rist my wrists dude how do controller Gamers do it play keyboard every day of my life no problems play controller it [ __ ] destroys my hands someone here H need health uh we got guest uh benw is going to give a speech about the please please please literally the one thing I asked uh so chat I messaged Rachel and Ben because Ben's in town very briefly and I said come over it gives me an excuse to end also your wife said you should just come over and get him off the stream yeah cuz I I well I thought I'd be done I thought I'd be done by now how many deaths anybody can can somebody hit exclamation point deaths in the uh it's I think it's at 12 13 chat chat 1300 I think we're at 12 or 13 watch I'm going to do one more attempt right now you guys are going to watch this is the one this is the one I'm going to get it right here right now but let me get the lock in lock in I'm going to lock in right now I definitely haven't been doing this for 4 hours okay watching eating yeah I definitely haven't been silently grinding this for 4 hours so don't pretend all right here it is right here right now the one attempt I lock in when there's pressure I lock in relax make the move make the move oh that's a big [ __ ] make me move make me move bad MO oh it's not good [ __ ] dude f it was close it was a close one we both good you it was it was a three but it was close yeah close to oh my God all right well chat I think that's it for today I think that's what we got uh I'm going to go probably watch Eight Mile I don't know what we're going to do we're going to Vibe we're going to chill uh do hard drugs hard drugs probably heroin and n n n joking we're going to raid nandre and I guess tomorrow is the day that we is tomorrow Sunday yep all right I'm gonna do a little morning pre- basketball stream to beat this [ __ ] boss okay bye bye chat raid Andre thanks for love I do get smarter we can do get smarter sat Sundays bye thanks for watching okay now that they're all gone I'll just beat it easy

time I'm ready not even close hey L toate it's me Dr pepsiman and I think I speak for everyone that we want Mur stream he is cooler not bold and better at 2D Platformers than you I don't know who that is all Halo gang also hi there Charlie's I loved you in Mad Max and arrested development could you tell Doug to open the fart Gates he owes us a fart gate from the cooking stream he murky thank you no that's on your that's your guys's fault for starting the fart Gates when clearly it was not fart time I literally died because you were late okay dug I admit it the silver hair is actually actually pretty cool and sexy that was probably genuine everybody thinks it looks cool um I did a stupid in that I spent like 5 hours doing coding stuff and [Laughter] then thank you that I decided to change what I wanted to do today what up Juan Juan what's cooking you're looking splendidly Bal today did you wax your scalp dude are we going to need to go through the whole song and dance again of everybody going oh my God blonde yes my hair is different you will be okay for your hair D I believe in you last stream was like five straight hours of people freaking over my hair being different colored we don't have to like do it all again woo weoo thank you may hex appreciate it um I'm going to turn off we woo today City skylines why is your hair we colored it's sorum colored cash in the trash this is the same color as it was last time arm on the turtle thing for the two years I think just the black shirt makes it not turn as yellow I think it depending on what color I'm wearing I camera color balances it in real life it looks silver not yellow now you look like a fancy private G take that as you [Music] will hey somebody played ads can I turn off the ads thing it's super dumb during a sponsored stream like I'm already it's just one big said you look like Jake Paul and prompto arent the last one stands but your hair actually looks really good T oh thanks he unless also if my hair looks different today it's your your beard it's not bad it's cuz your graphics card is messing up I don't understand why now I'm getting compliments on the hair when last stream was just one giant [ __ ] talk um all right why is when are you changing your beard color I really should have I should have bleached my beard that'd be funny anyway um we are playing City skylines now here's what I should have done blonde blonde Doug dug I need to know what vegetable do you think I am a [Music] fig so I I had one idea the guy admitted you being Bal as sex and now take off the wig okay um so City skylines 2 I'm being sponsored to play thanks so much to Paradox interactive for sponsoring me this is really cool cuz this is a game I'm like very excited to play regardless so City skylines 2 is coming out in I should probably know this can somebody type exclamation mark City Sky lines oh there it is okay when is it when is it out I should probably know that whp thank you for the one year it is coming out on October 24th that's in like 15 days dude that's super soon um it's coming out soon I'm I'm genuinely really excited for it the first one was awesome I I didn't play tons of the first one but when I played I really really liked and I did some on stream which was great uh so today we're doing a sequel to the last one we did on stream specifically we're going to see if an AI can be a better mayor in City skylines 2 than twitch chat originally I was just going to do twitch chat is the mayor again and we see what happens in City skylines 2 and then that evolved into City like twitch chat as the mayor but then I Google translate all your messages 10 times so I set that up sub and I was like hi King sausage thank you and then I was like wait it'd be funny if I also had chat gbt translate your messages into like a frat bur Voice or something like that and so then I set that up and then at like 700 p.m. last night I was like wait a minute I think it'd be most interesting if I just make like 15 different AI Mayors and it's just the mayor's telling me what to do and twitch chat isn't telling me what to do and then we see which one is more interesting so then I changed everything again I spent like several hours getting that set up and writing all these [ __ ] um AI Mayors and [ __ ] um so so this was what I've been doing this is why I'm late but it'll be fun I'm excited but because I changed my entire plans last minute that does mean unfortunately ooh I didn't have time to finish the tutorial of the game so we're going to play the tutorial first yeah also I mean I guess the tutorial is kind of good because then people like learn how the game actually works and whatnot you know robots took our jobs don't worry there will be lots more uh streams where you guys have an outsized influence on things but I think this will be interesting to to have it be like um just Ai and I I think it'll be a fun setup of what I have planned is this on YouTube this is Twitch you are currently on Twitch um okay let me uh formal deal thank you so much for the one year I appreciate it uh okay a few things I got to do So the plan is I will first play the tutorial I just want to go through it it also be good to highlight some of the changes of the game City skylines 2 has some really cool new stuff I don't know how much of it will be on display with the AI Mayors but there's like lots of cool Road stuff lots of cool economy stuff um once we're done with the tutorial then we will do the Mayors build the city and we'll have Parks or review it at the end and the question is here's the question that everybody wants to know will the city be more or less interesting to parer at the end M DK you on you thank nil sock senden guard okay um I felt like I had one other thing that I needed to do oh let me remove this [ __ ] up the top more Bor today Doug it's a good look on you I think that I look about like I always do I think your guys's graphics card are screwing up you should make parks for the mayor I'll ask him what he would have done at the end where the [ __ ] is Doug is the chair next we're going to bleach theair chair turn white we're going to bleach the chair next time okay so first things first tutorial woo oh wow who is this handsome streamer he looks way better than the dirty schmuck from last stream I look exactly on him it is exactly the same I don't know what it is causing this like turn around I can't believe Doug's hair has fried my phone's graphics card but I forgive you less than three oo listen to that music o Doug your hair looks so fruity made me divorce my wife again okay now people are calling me a frat bro can we just get the blonde jokes out of the way we did this all two days ago let's just speedrun through all the get your comments out and then we can address the actual video game machines are taking and our women no they are I think the point is that they're not going to take your jobs probably I mean maybe they'll do better than you I don't really know your blood without your hair DED you look like the guy from American Sniper America I don't know whatas of forest are being engulfed By Flames smoke rising from the fire makes the air dangerous to breathe citizens are advised to vacate any premises before the divorce at a safe distance until emergency servic the fires under control um apparently the map is like way way way way more gigantic this time around in City skylines too all right I'm going to start going through the um through the tutorial did you hear about the YouTubers that got invited to play City skylines 2 from a crane 50 m in the air in Germany it looked pretty R I was invited strapped in pretty tight I um I did not make it okay we have residential zones I guess this is actually decent just info for people haven't played this the the the first one before again first one has been out for a while this is the new one it's coming out in 5 days and then I'm special because I I'm an influencer now because of my hair so I get to play it early uh Senor I didn't see the last name thank you so much for the 12 months appreciate it okay zones are divided into groups according to the type of buildings they allow for you can choose the theme of the zoned buildings [Music] ooh tool modes you can shape the zones exactly like you want okay that was like last time low density housing okay oh yeah this is one thing you can change the density of the housing okay so single family homes is different than like the other ones all right so I can do low density medium density oh Row Housing versus regular housing versus mixed housing versus low rent versus high density all right so we'll just make this little high density housing wow that is super high wait is that how high the apartment's going to be that's insane that's a lot okay and then we can do like mixed residential and stuff ooh cool look at these adorable little cranes okay place a low density housing Zone sure okay I've done zoning residential I could just not do the tutorial and just send it but I feel like I should do the tutorial dude it's a 2ear subscription is remind me of a guy like Point cre kind of likes more and I think they like simply but like they do some Pokémon stuff and their hair is dyed but I cannot remember fear name are you just calling me like a generic YouTuber or is there a specific person you don't actually remember all right let me let me Blitz through this um removing zones hold down the right Mouse Okay so remove if you want to rezone Simply apply on top condemned buildings buildings that already exist in the area that you're rezoning will become condemned they'll be demolished over time cool cool cool commercial zones yep let's do some commercial over here specialized industry Infinity thank you for the 12 months okay hints pausing the simulation will pop time okay cool uh zoning industrial I can do industrial zoning this will create you know Industries and whatnot [Music] done okay one thing that is going to make this city way way more functional is that the streets include electricity and and sewage now oh I don't remember asking for a tutorial well you didn't ask for anything so are you legally allowed to take this sponsorship as wug or is it just whoever sits in the chair that's a $60 value all for only $4.99 they did they didn't just send an invit to my chair and then sponsor ever sat down in it uh electricity okay I do need to learn this almost everything in the city needs electricity to work yep yep Source electricity there's a variety of ways to generate electricity and each comes with its own pros and cons a Coal Power Plant is a great source of high voltage electricity but generates a lot of pollution wind turbines green ustry but the output is reliant on weather outside Source electricity can be imported from neighboring cities using power lines okay so that's different in the first [Music] game okay so I could just do do some coal and then I build it like here and then how do I get the road aha wait overlapping items how do I make this road hello how do I get out of the the power plant oh here that sucks hold on how do I do with this correctly it's like trying to make a roundabout great job I don't understand how to make the road yet the roads have like way more customizability this time around I'm doing using a two-lane wait wait hold on okay so if I demolish this and I do two-lane road sorry let me unpause Al LS chat spam your favorite joke no just kidding chat you failed your spam test there you go sit in your shame and think about what you have done what what do I how do I get the road out of the we should fill the city with stuff we know parks are likes like rush hour okay I am confused how to okay electricity view you can see the flow of how much electricity cable capacity um hey Doug nice being here I mean here I'm glad I could catch the stream before I went to the bleach I mean Beach okay all right um electricity bottleneck okay so there's bottlenecks on the cables directing electricity flow diverted with power lines of Transformers okay how okay wait how delightful another letter from our listeners what's up honey me and my sister love you why is everything overlapping I'm I must be missing something do I go here but you got something most Music These Days ain't ah let me guess lineage traced back to the great Hayden himself let's see this guy talking about y'all got soul oh yeah have the road go left to right is it the is it raon D delicious my sister say whoever you got playing the keys got more funk in his pinky H but I told her that goes on a curb that's classical yes indeed is it that it's like in the ground be most exacerbating classical music has been known since the time of the early explorers funk by contrast is an entirely modern conceit and you'll find none of that here Funk as they say is for the lay person now let's hear another one of those Soul what am I missing here a housing shortage is driving up prices in the area we're fine on housing don't worry about that I'm I'm like losing in the tutorial I just need to figure out how to make a roadter build the plant on an existing Road there has to be a way to here right okay if I get rid of a program to desire certain representations Within ideological reward structures which are entirely apart from the actual rewards injoyed for example consider Capital right one final question Professor is so they just have like interviews while you're playing the game about how your city sucks perhaps yes in the short I don't understand how to what we are discussing just remove the road it needs the road on the human thank you Professor it is a question of priorities place the road on the ground not on the street but that's what are you talking about Road it feels like it won't like it won't let me connect the road to the to this there's got to be something really simple it was fine the way it was I don't think people would be able to drive out of that look it like has a a curb on it add a road to the city right I mean [Music] put the road parallel is but there's like a curb that doesn't seem right I feel like I'm missing something here hold on it still says wait is it connected now does that work that's correct you're not like you're not supposed to just drive over a curb it's purely visual okay got it all right so we'll do we'll do parallel lines wrong road what road would I do oh my God there's so many roads okay what if I put a roundabout at it [Music] oh there needs to be a road for the roundabout okay so if I do this and then I pick a roundabout here okay um perfect it still says it needs a road dude I I I need to get good enough that the it's not my fault if the city is bad okay that's the only goal here are you kidding me come on man I oh it did make that go away okay all right so that is actually it you just have to make it parallel okay can we hurry this up I have some Penny trading to do thanks Doug and then if we look at electricity trading your mom okay okay all right so the highways don't have electricity the roads do so I could do important question that requires your opinion would the act of becoming flabbergasted be called a flm um chat okay so that yeah everyone loves playing tutorials and never skips them I feel like I need to okay so unlike the previous game the roads carry electricity automatically now you can see it's electricity and piping which is great but if I my best friends 3 month old friendly right yeah yeah yeah this really is a what moment it's fine we're doing fine hey Doug be careful not to drive okay water every city needs a good water Network um all the industries need water to operate when the water systems working well citizens stay healthy and companies and services are able to operate without problems cool water this new first blow is way cooler than Doug groundw pumping station can be used if your current city limits can trains underwater deposits they're placed on the surface above the water deposit to Pro okay hey John it's the first time I'm donating ever on Twitch with that being Sayad I'm kind of tired of the TTS function of twitch can't you just program your own um water pumping station okay so I would pump from the river right Doug you look like my stepfather when he was going through a midlife crisis my mom just abandoned him for you look what you did well they don't it doesn't make sense uh okay this is the water pumping station he how much money do you need to put your hair back I uh I talked to my therapist and she was like oh okay you bleached your hair and I was like yeah I don't think it looks very good and she's like you could you could dye it back wow look at this beautiful man I don't think she liked it way better than the filthy vagant tin um okay how how do I make this no groundwater in water okay so I just need to make sure I understand the basics of water and electricity for the for the city after that I'll let the AI kind of decide what's going on so this is the groundwater pumping station right so this should be oh I'm dumb I was picking the wrong one okay so this is pumping off of Open Water okay got it so this one is for like an underground water source okay that' be like this aha okay cool so we can look for underground water and pump that or from open water and then from here if I build a road it should automatically connect the water to the rest of the city right yeah now everybody doesn't need water okay cool I will head to Las Vegas see you not there I'm looking forward to meeting Parks it's going to be beautiful okay hey Doug will there be any eui to represent all of us in Europe not only no there's also an American AI once I once I'm through the tutorial I will uh I will explain how what the AIS are like technically we could replace one of them I have 15 of them ready okay connecting groundwater pumping stations pumping stations need a road connection if your station's already built next to a road you're all set um otherwise you need to build one I really like this feature that the roads automatically carry the electricity and the water that was hard for me in the first game ladies and gentlemen it's time [Music] for I'm going to turn off the ads Thing Once for people who weren't here last stream I added a channel Point reward where people can play ads I'm going to turn that off once I start the actual like challenge of today this is already sponsored okay notifications are shown to highlight different situations imagine being a city am I right sewage a good sewage network is essential to a city if the sewage is not properly Managed IT can have negative effects yep yep um sewage pipes are included in the road utility Network okay sew replaced real Doug in his spoon feeding us say I propaganda so we need a sewage Outlet to get it find an area with open flowing water place a sewage Outlet on the shoreline bro would like to get things done in 2 minutes or less checks out okay all right so I'm going to put my dumping station here and then I need the sewage pipe to bring it back right hey Doug am afraid of failed by band members I taking jobs and city builders soe what's happening today none of that's going to happen wait huh didn't I do this correct hey Nick Carter great to see you still doing good these days single the reunion tour goes well thank you connecting the sewage Outlet find the nearest road that is built in utility Network sewage piping will be highlighted why aren't you allowed into Germany what did you do wug you know they take war crimes seriously they're right the Germans love me extrem thank you for the 12 months appreciate it um can I play the tutorial subscription that's cash in the TR I don't want the AI to play the tutorial it's not going to go well gor thank you for the two years man okay how I am failing to deliver poop into the ocean what am I doing wrong it feels like it wants a sewage pipe but I feel like I made one how do I how do I do this but not be bad at [Music] it did I just did I not connect it to a road properly I feel like I connected it all what did I do wrong Jesus Take The Wheel a gigantic Goose thank you for the 10 gifted Subs man you have to direct it to my neighbor's house are the houses connected I okay I clearly have not connected it sewage Outlet okay I do sewage here and then I click this oh you can upgrade it that's [Music] cool I feel like I'm doing this correct I wonder why it's not I'm taking the pipe from the sewage deposit and I have it connected here to the to the road Network oh was it because this road network isn't connected to the other stuff do I have to have connection from here to there maybe am I doing this correct dude I don't is it power does it not oh does it not have power it just says the sewage pipe isn't connected I feel like once it's connected to the roads it should get power right um I don't think it needs to be electrified cuz all it's saying is connected okay find the nearest road that has the built-in utility Network like that's that's here like this utility [Music] Network sewage piping will be highlighted while the sewage pipe is selected connect the sewage pipe to the it's too low am I like not physically connecting the pipes is that what's going on like these are definitely connected so why can't so why does it say these are still not connected oh it's cuz they literally are not physically connected okay I just kind of had some [Music] okay okay all right this is going to go really well we're going to make a great City look you guys don't want the city to be good okay it's going to prove that the twitch chat was a better mayor than than the AIS congratulations Doug you did it you're incredibly J Doug you're amazing like that was so an amazing I am done with the tutorial oh my God you're incredible the city will be experiencing Ro a city service building is no Road ah there'll be fine build a road for the ah they'll be fine relocate us they'll be fine they'll deal with it on to Temporary events underground view Public Service Announcement recent spikes in demand have led to Temporary local shortages in the city's fresh water supply they are going to be should be aware that we are struggling to get the situation in hand no we are not this has been a local public service announcement no we're fine how delightful okay I want to just quickly go through our listeners some of the features in the game largely so that I know how to use them but also so I can show off all the amazing features of City skylines too available right now in 5 days you all got clarinets and v in we can landscape something most music these days it's so fast now let me guess lineage traced back to the great Hayden himself apparently the map in City skylines 2 goes way way way taller like we can just make it way way way bigger if we want I this is still going I think my sister say whoever you got playing the keys got more funk in his pinky H but I told her that ain't funk that's classical yes indeed ladies and gentlemen that must most exacerbating classical music of City Sky since the time of the early explorers funk by contrast is an entirely modern conceit and you'll find none of that here Funk as they say is for the now let's hear another one of those Soul this guy looks like the villain in an early 2000's Disney movie careful he'll tell us skateboarding without a helmet is cool okay this is how high the city can gets okay cool that's good to know welcome Professor so I'm bored already open the Poots or something this is too much backstory for me I didn't play City skylines one so I don't know the law character is the main characterart from the actual your died hair reminds me of the top of Rosa's head it is very POG of you to honor Rosa like this there's no backstory I'm just building a city okay okay so we can landscape Communications like post office what are we doing why is your hair blonde how do magnets work how could you guys are talking [ __ ] about me the people in the game are talking [ __ ] about my town I'm trying to learn how the game works okay you considered getting those C headphones to match your new hair increasing areas of forest are being engulfed By Flames I don't care about the fire smoke rising from the fire that's going to be fine we're going to be fine all right first off let's too much going on at a safe distance until emergency services to get the fires under control all right so there are communication Services let me just build some roads we're just going to quickly cycle through the features of the game I want to make sure I have a general sense of what is possible with W wo woo okay quick learning it's time for features okay we've got yes I know uh server Farm Telecom C Towers okay interesting okay that'll be relevant radio Mass Tower nice satellite uplink very nice okay in the Parks and Recreation got it we've got Park maintenance we've got small Parks small playgrounds campfire sites we've got large Parks large city parks Vander snitchel thank you large plazas nice we've got basketball courts skate parks outdoor gyms tennis courts we've got large community pools soccer fields oh damn weoo American football field oh my God okay I'm turning off weoo TTS you know there's some guy named Lugnut or something who streams in is you who's lug nut we've also got tourist attractions okay we can build this gigantic statue Doug how could you do this to water park you know damn well a tutorial killed my father so how dare you lie yourself with one we can build a medieval castle for some reason uh hopefully one of the AIS wants this hey Doug there's some guy named Lugnut or something who streams on is that you why is there's pora poies in it oh it's a tourist attraction I'm dumb I thought it was like an actual functional Castle okay there's a gigantic observation tower sweet Douglas does your back hair match the drapes doesn't make sense okay one thing I got to do I got to figure out how to buy more land um areas we got blond Doug but are they going du skins like the legendary Bard duck okay so districts that's similar to the previous game how do you how do you think I buy things oh map tiles there we go okay so apparently you can buy way more map tiles you're amazing at this game Doug thank you can we all agree that it is pretty poggers that I beat the tutorial so quickly okay oh apparently by the way there's we can do this divorce oh look at that okay uh okay so service buildings you can upgrade how come I've never seen a hyper tray on this channel I have it turned off I think hyp Train's annoying I already milk you guys for enough money as is I don't I don't really need to make you all freak out every time there's a hype train okay public transportation what are the odds the new look that an AI actually to describe it but you look Eastern European thank you I'm uh reconnecting with my ashkanazi Jewish roots who were somewhere in like Russia or something hey Doug why I you speaking with Napoleon SL also old Bal man okay I am going to learn how to do public transportation really quick different means of public transportation offer convenient ways for Citizens and tourists to move around using uh buses trains ships airplanes for passengers lowers the cost makes it possible for more people to easily visit the city um cool seems like it's very very good and then cargo results in Better Business stuff okay so if I do bus depot if we have a bus here here oh God to start a bus service you need a bus depot first a good place to build your Depot away from high traffic bus lines don't need to pass through Depot oh okay bus stations work as large bus stops uh okay so you build bus [Music] stations to get a bus line You'll need bus stop oh these are bus stops oops okay so we do bus stops like this bus stops can be placed on either side of the road bus shelter is an alternative okay you can change the theme to make a bus line you need two stops [Music] okay bus line tools used to connect them okay so here's my bus line this city sucks okay okay oh and then I can make a loop I guess oh okay so you make like way points to create the loop oh that's cool I don't think I used buses in the first one okay and then you just make various stops around the city I my assumption is that the AIS will not be making any bust stops but I I need to at least be prepared I just at the end of this I need you guys to feel like the a were the one that's in control and not that I ruined it Doug it seems the road doesn't need to connect to the visual Road graphic but to the icon that shows the road access yes that is old but I've realized that now yeah um close the transportation menu select the stop okay so you can relocate the bus stops remove and you can reroute them okay cool honestly the greatest City you've ever seen one of the AIS is Gordon ramsy okay train service I feel like I should probably learn how this works which AI are you using chat GPT or novel AI chat [Music] gbt ladies and gentlemen it's time for wait no hasn't been a time heading directly towards your city in approximately 22 hours uh I don't know but I don't actually think ads it has not been 15 minutes since the last one okay so you build a rail yard first claming is a myth and then and then we just do train tracks [Music] right how do I go up aha hey Doug congrats on the garer Nutri sponsorship and then I go back down to zero elevation and I closed the loop that's sick okay cool that's all make trains I'm so glad I finally caught an alfad stream long time YouTube fan it's fine you got an ad okay remind me to turn that off later okay I'm sure trams and Subways are similar the thing with Subways is there's a whole underground you can do why did you get even more bold than before it's just this is part of a is part of becoming an adult as you guys know I'm I'm almost a man now all right um I think what I'll do is if there's a mechanic I don't I am not familiar yet with yet like the Subway or water or airplane type stuff I think I will just oh my God that is huge okay you need a lot of space for an airport I think I'll just pause the timer and then learn how to do it real quick in the game and then and then I'll continue rather than needing to learn every single thing up front I just want to understand the main ones so we have police station police headquarters we have prison o okay that'll be good we have the CI B one of the AIS is really going to like the CIB keep the ad reward Redemption so you maxing for maximum money income no I don't want City Hall and Central Bank okay this is all good that's for police and administration all gigantic Goose thank you for the five I introduced my girlfriend to Billy Ma and she asked me to never play the ad again should I ask for a divorce Firehouse ask Billy May what you should do okay so this is all for fire stuff Play It Takes Two with it's a co-op game about a couple going through a divorce you can add your Doug duug spin to make it more interesting yeah I want to play that at some point okay we have Emergency Shelters we have education Elementary School High School College University Technical University Medical University also got radio telescope geological research search center and Large Hadron Collider for $4 million which I think is a bit oh my God is a bit cheaper dude this takes up so much space is this how much space the large adron collider takes oh my God okay hey Doug you look dude from Harry Potter who never became a wizard and became a twitch steamer okay uh my steaming is perfectly good thank you very much what is what is this this is sponsored so we need to keep this Christian family friendly here is a reading from Ezekiel there she lusted after her lovers whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses so you longed for the L when in Egypt your bosom was caressed how many bits to play ads okay so I'm defining the garbage lot interesting how do I end it how do I say like yes I'm good hey Alfred congrats on the sponsorship do I have Escape hold on have you seen somebody named Doug he needs to pay his federal tax okay is that is that correct what I did oh adjusting the lot size select the lot tool where is the lot tool hello douglas douglas you might not have noticed but your hair seems to have been replaced by the early 2000's M&M okay I yes I shockingly did not see this until recently hey Doug you look one step closer to an apology video I thought we got this out of our system last stream of talking [ __ ] about my hair I thought that we would have like kind of passed it it's this is the third stream where I've been blonde like it's not a new thing anymore how long is it going to take for my hair to grow out like this is going to be worse than when I was clean shaven okay um I'm just missing the lot tool is it this how do I adjust we we'll get started with the AI Challenge in a in a minute by the way um realistically I don't know 5 to 10 minutes um I just want to make sure I understand the the basic uh relocate start emptying area tool is it this no I just want to make sure I understand the core mechanics this so how do how do I you know what how I do it I do like this I demolish it R land to remain calm during these and to follow the guidelines on the city's website on how to plan for these temporary events this has been a local public service announcement local authorities are urging the public to there we go okay I just had to connect it there we go I never I never actually finished it okay I get it I get it I get it I want to make a huge landfill in the new city show with a friend whenever possible wait what that a local public service announcement I didn't catch that how delightful you playing me with my own world hi God hey thanks for the $3 God me and my sister love you there's been a oh yeah there's traffic accidents now like like the citizens will just crash but you got something most Music These Days wonder where I wonder where it happened I want to see the crash it's traced back to the great Hayden himself H you ever here let's see here yall got and like if there's like wintry weather and stuff like they'll drive worse and be more likely to hit each other I can't wait delicious my sisters say whoever you got playing the keys got more funk in his pinky okay we've done I've done water and sewage Healthcare that's classical yes indeed prevent sickness um keeps them happier citiz visit yep yep yep build Health Services build medical centers in central locations with easy Road access okay cool makes sense so then I would just build a medical clinic like here now let's hear another one of those Soulful as well as a hospital oh jeez Disease Control Center health research institute Take the Wheel also build a death care uh MGM L thank you for the five gift of subs thank you thank you thank you okay so you can build cemeteries welcome Professor build a housing shortage is bad for the people trying to move crator humans are programmed to desire certain representations within ideolog dodged I I think um entirely apart from the actual I because it's it's using the same like news lines because I haven't adjusted or fixed any of the core problems of the game yet I've just been like putting in random things in this weird grid I like the sound of that okay so we've got water and sewage which we figured out earlier electricity basically I'm just going to be using some of the bigger power plants this is a question of priorities and then electric cables if needed but the big uh one of the huge differences is that the roads themselves not highways but normal roads carry electricity sewage and water so I just need to connect the services to my road Network hello did you see anyone called Dug Dug graming around these parts of town I heard he was about to bleach their hair to look like the inside of a pondre okay all right all right all right um yep I can purchase my new tiles I heard you were playing me in my world oops okay so quick test on roads oh God that's a grid okay so I don't necessarily need to do the grid I can do continuous curvy bends Amy Fe my husband wants to know how long we have to be married before we get divorced so he can continue watching stre I think you legally to represent me I don't think you can get divorced like right away otherwise that's an enement hey Doug I just got out of my therapy session on my AI secretly rules the world anyway what are we doing today we're going to find out if AI can rule the world that's the goal of today uh okay so there are freeways we have intersections roundabouts I owed you for the last time you m on a train or whatever you said to that other guy okay that's not what I said okay so I can put roundabouts in the middle of roads that makes sense they it's kind of like at the intersections of roads I want to get some huge roundabouts why won't you let us play I want to see oh parking spaces appar this is new I think um so I can do parking right and then I can do underground parking lot oh my God congrats on finally turning into a Super Saiyan Vegeta would be proud and then I can set the price I'm pretty sure parking fee can crank up the parking fees on the parking okay that's going to be huge source of money why don't you have uh electricity it's Shin Doug dug pogies okay so I need to put like a coal power plant or something over there Road Services I can put like stop signs and [Music] stuff traffic light what happened to douglas douglas and why is Justin timlake stream on his channel you guys need to pick who I am you guys are conflicted um why can't I put a stop sign hello xqc what did you do with d dug that is a Highway where do I put where do I put traffic lights okay so it's got to be at the intersections I guess that makes sense don't be like Subway and underground tram in addition to trains public transport over here is a mess and then I can put stop signs at the intersections got it got it got it look I think the AI will know what to do okay that's Road have my beautiful Ginger loocks gone my le we've got signature buildings that I'm going to play with them all unlocked for the city so we've got rock musician Mansion I got I just need to remember these in case the AI want things like this rock musician Mansion film actor Mansion painter Mansion this is actually what I live in by the way um okay so various like oh my God okay huge like residential buildings so these are like just iconic holy [ __ ] okay these are just iconic buildings you can add then there's mixed residential signature buildings so more like apartments and stuff commercial signature buildings State there's like a diner food station onstop Station Square Center okay so this is for like arts and stuff oh no this is just like a company spot okay uh capacitor building then we have various factories Dairy house Paper Factory chemical plant fuel plant switch on Pharma oil refinery vehicle Factory and then we've got huge Office Buildings coder Park in cerum multistory multimedia waterfall array stylus Tower oh my God okay so all of these are buildings that the AI can reference and then if they ask for something that I can't um if they ask for something that isn't strictly doable in the game I'm going to try to get as close as I can that's why I wanted to like review everything to get as close of a sense as I can of um of like what what we can do and then for people who haven't played the first game basically the idea is you build roads and then the spots around the roads you can designate as a z zone so you I can say like this this and this and this are now residential zones which is green if I want them to be commercial um I designate them as blue if I want them to be industrial like there's you know business or you know factories or whatnot there um that would be that uh offices I can designate those and then Special Districts like livestock farming I could just put in the middle of the city I guess grain vegetable farming textile fiber farming forestry Stone mining coal mining ore mining and oil drilling we just have oil drilling just like randomly in the in the city okay uh sweet any questions on City skylines 2 before we get going my partner ain't feeling great so she's resting up and watching the stream hope you feel better soon pom hey you too bubble tea Kirby they'll hate the pollution they're going to be fine look this was all training holy [ __ ] this was training for br starting a brand new city that the AIS will Design together are there natural disasters there are I think but I don't know if there's a way for me to like send in uh whatevers my wife divorced me and I need to cope we can add that if we want okay yeah let's do it checkpoint time this message was send at 13 59 PS pepper time all right this is going to be we're picking a new city where should it start AI is Mayor but like real mayor does not get to do much in adding new things ladies and gentlemen it's time for [Music] [Applause] a Doug who is this a may I never voted for him where is our Old Reliable May chat member picked Rand our Old Reliable mayor look today we're going to find out who's the better mayor that's the whole point the actual large Adon collider in Switzerland is around 27 kilm Oh damn that's actually huge okay River delta maybe I want to give the AI a lot of space to work with I'm thinking Twin Mountain the great part is that once your hair grows out we'll make jok BS about how we miss watching guy Ferry's live streams or Waterway path Waterway path would be cool yeah that's yeah that's the thing you guys will complain I'm I I deeply believe in your ability to complain about no matter what happens they are just jealous that you look 10 years younger th you did without the bleached hair this is my first time seening it and I think it looks great okay thank you um I I think I want to do Waterway pass that sounds cool okay we're doing Fred where's Scooby and the rest of the mystery G that seems like a stretch glad to see that you have made your entire personality be about being blind but can you stop bringing it up it's it's so uninteresting to me um all right I'm going to turn off the ads bought tiki torches in North Carolina TTS where were you January 6th I just don't think that's like accurate all right sorry everybody if you wanted to watch more ads I'm going to turn it off hi Doug can you tell me to go to bed and stop spending money I'm really tired now you need to plan for an AI versus chat mayor well this is basically AI versus chat mayor hey how much money to make you shave your beard on top of being blind I want you to look as suburban as possible chat would freak out it's taken 3 days for them to even remotely get used to the new hair where is the ginger I miss it did you lock it in the cage all right let me uh explain what we're doing I mean I think you know but I need my junor do you know where Doug Doug went haven't seen him in 3 days okay the LHC is about 17 M around and 5.3 M across that LHC is smaller than the real one damn that thing is way bigger than I realized all right I'm going to start with frat bro um let me just make sure this works this is just a mediocre 2D platform Dug Dug has me with 12 mayor Mr Mayor that isn't correct hold on chck got app you need to refresh hey Doug did your keyboard ever recover or is it still playing extra cheesily what oh no no I got a new keyboard so we elect the mayor hey Doug I'm money but what I have I am bad at managing it hopefully I can give you this so you can do the milking stream no no no no we're not doing a milking stream um okay Mr Mayor we're starting with a blank slate what would you like to do so um we have 15 different mayors who are all different AIS well bro first off we need a gnarly sports park right in the middle for all the hardcore tailgating let's demolish the old library for that total buz kill right and dude next to it a mega beer factory even my buddy Chad can't run out of Supply then what is a mega beer factory um okay so that's an example of um mayor frat bro I realized I could update the code so that every word is capitalized that is annoying me that bro and mayor aren't capitalized is that worth a f- minute coding Adventure probably not but it really annoys me that the word that bro and mayor are not capitalized it should be quick who knows JavaScript okay I have the username I need to break it into uh I need to break it into words and then capitalize the first of every word wait chat gbt probably knows how to do this chat. open.com hey du I heard from basement man a few months back but I forgot to tell you he said he needs water and was starving I don't know maybe you should check on them okay Montana it's the best of both world pogies and capitalizes the first letter of each word in the string that shouldn't be that hard Haven really interesting to see this career pivot what are you and where is dog you P drug dealer can you make it not in a function just a few lines of code I don't know Javas the duality of man today in that smong gold stream earlier today was an hourong discussion about how much people hate you two bands meanwhile here we pay our hard-earned dollar readers to play one for us fascinating yeah it doesn't what did you do with the last one is he in that basement I hear so much about um username and then I just do message number text and then the text would be capitalize string right and then it's message dot current user this equal input string equal do you have to type things in JavaScript do I need to say like this is a string or do you not have to do that in JavaScript Doug it's fine who cares okay so this is fine or is this not fine use let or const okay let input stream okay so we get the me we get the current user we let the input string equal the current user's name then we capitalize it and then we make the text all right let's see if this Works let's Rumble big dogs okay so now if I refresh you Mr Mayor and I go here and I be like frat bro it should nice it's capitalized mayor frat bro all right cool that wasn't too hard semicolon check was there a semicolon ah whatever who cares Doug looks like an extra from the movie The Lost I don't know well I did add a lot of 80s music to my playlist so that works fine okay OMG I can't believe he just doxed himself now everyone knows he lives in the painter mansion in City skyline to I hope they add this the painter the painter mansion somewhere I hope one of the AIS does it all right so I have created hey Doug it's 15 different a feel embarrassed about your shiny hair ha Pride hair Pride um in fact I think we put them into a wheel Al okay who do who do we want is the first one here are the options do you get to the district very cat boy fisy thank you oh what am I saying you don't um frat bro government spy who's like really paranoid Gordon Ramsay caveman hippie conspiracy theorist should romantic like super romantic they just discovered Agriculture and are making the first city I got you we got caveman treasure hunter Hollywood producer Daredevil who just like wants stunt stuff Peta activist artist scientist overbearing parent American Patriot uh or anime weeb or Esports Pro no we're not starting with caveman caveman barely says anything he just grunts at [Music] me let me actually put them into a wheel we we we'll pick the first one but we'll decide the future ones with a wheel hey chat who is playing Super Mario Wonder me I'm really excited for it okay so our options are we okay I want to start with a mayor who has a decent chance of actually building the foundation of a city to some degree can I get link to the workout video that's what time for abs means right no uh frat bro government spy I'm outraged Doug I didn't vote for this aim may I also just didn't vote in general but I'm still outraged you guys will get to reelect the mayor if you like him you guys still have uh you still have decision-making power over whether they get reelected have you ever considered buying a penguin and naming it Rose ofat you know what I hadn't um hey D way why is sports Max from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stone ocean here why does he have a beard where is Doug was this a stand user [Music] doing to the person who said Doug looks like Draco Maloy he will not stuned for this slander his father will hear about this okay that's good [Music] I led out loud at that hey dug your blonde plus b plus virgin plus divorce plus h plus guy Fier plus rig plus frat bro plus arm and man plus L plus ratio thank you hey Doug is this the new documentary on how flavor town was founded I hope dude this could be flavor town uh and weeb and then the last one is Esports Pro maybe we should have a fur instead of a me no don't say that we're not no Nazi jokes um okay now all 14 of the 15 of these are are focused on their own personalities right but Esports Pro I put in there one because he's going to be a fun character ideally and two because I told him repeatedly you are incredibly good at City skylines you win City skylines tournaments you're just super [ __ ] focused on making the best city and City skyline so this is my Ace in theole of the AI winning the mayor competition at the end of all this we're going to have 15 Mayors do a five minute wait 17 I thought I made 15 of them 17 Mayors we're gonna have 17 Mayors all get a crack at running the city and then at the end we'll call in Parkson we'll see if he likes this AI City more or the one that you guys made in like January or whenever that happened that was the plan you we're doing the milking stream inkable no no no no no no there's so many uh so much false information flying around today okay who do who do we do as the first one American Patriot could be good hopefully this gets out before the 5 minute programing is done May should be first so may frat bro not frat bro May uh yeah assuming I have okay between when is the next collaboration maybe with you can do a news lock with Doug Doug no that guy's hair is too ugly okay I think Hollywood producer or hey FR bro Hollywood produc using.com it's an extension of chat designed for coding into sections where you can paste your code and have it modify the code for you so you can get really specific with what you're asking at oh spelled p i n d I will try to look into that in the future I will note it down I have not had any issues with um with chaty PT so far I think it's just absolutely [ __ ] phenomenal okay quick vote of who's the starting mayor I think I want to do Hollywood producer and then after the first one we'll roll randomly for the next ones who's the first mayor I want to do I want to start with a mayor who's likely to actually build things not caveman who's probably just going to grunt at me um Hollywood producer so Hollywood producer is going to be all about like making the city ready for Hollywood movies and [Music] stars um Hollywood producer Pat American Patriot could be good frat bro could be good those probably have some overlaps um Esports Pro I want to save for later to like save the city I would probably go frat bro or a Hollywood producer here and then again for each mayor they're going to get 5 minutes um I'll do whatever I can during that 5 minutes and then at the end you guys have a chance to re-elect the mayor if you really like them but it's going to be like an 85% re-election rate I think it's got to be really hard now that I not using Sublime Text it's one of those things where I'm like how the [ __ ] did I never use vs code before like with many coding uh things if you're afraid of doing milking stream because it'll be too much work try Googling nail milking machine I think it could really help you you do not you guys are misunderstanding you seem to be in your old your own kind of every time I like focus on the video game that I'm playing that day and not on whatever you guys are talking about you get farther and farther out of reality extension for coding that allows you to paste in your code to have it modify the code really great tool spelled p i n d and it is its own website okay we'll start with frat bro hey Doug why do you you look like you just got back from Cancun ruining your life okay frat bro prompt Okay so we've got mayor frat bro lined up uh any other questions hell happened to bulg this is just the shininess of my head is just so aggressive now that it appears to be blonde at least half FR bro have ever consider doing a chat versus Star g i take over of a video game location like Skyrim yeah at some point yeah it it's it's in the giant list of things I want to do there's just other stuff that is more interesting the F doesn't seems to be the right thing to do correct okay uh I need live split so we can time them excuse me GM blast can you add another Mar I that's an extroverted cook with with questionable fashion choices dude G wait hold on is that going to block anything in the game I don't think so right is there anything up there at the top right with the timer Doug is my favorite of the founding flavors nice um each mayor gets five minutes sorry for sending the fin message twice I thought but it got deleted thanks for your time alad you're welcome I as a reminder to everybody I pause the alerts frequently so that I can talk and think without needing to reply to text to speech messages that results in me scamming a lot of people because they think their message didn't go through I apologize for scamming you and uh milking you for all of your money um like I just did thank you dug tug for streaming thanks from Germany my night shift is saved uh you're welcome yeah sorry I've been trying to I've been starting stream late a lot recently hopefully that will stop soonish but um I've just been really really really busy in general I do not hate Europeans more than I used to I just have been sleeping at worse hours all right cool we good yeah is this the outr milking stream a no no there's no milk happening on stream today all right I think we're all good we've we' got our Mayors we've got our 16 other Mayors I don't know if we'll do all 16 Mayors but at least um we'll go through a lot until the had approximately the same amount of time you guys you can probably sue for medical malpractice I don't and making your hair look bad Lio got him okay sandwich bleached my hair so I could sue her for medical practice deleted but it's still went through that's the source of the confusion PSA for everyone there yeah yeah if it gets delete it in chat it'll still play out loud yeah hey Doug there was a Catgirl tuber who did a milking stream last year you should ask her if you need advice on how to do yours um that's a good that's good information I appreciate that you shared it I'm going to start the code now I'm a Doug cow please let's Rumble big dogs with me oops um no no no don't tell chat to spam things oh we do need to pick a voice for him hold on hold on help me I found this shiny dug looking Pokemon but I don't know its name wait why did that not work there we go um how about Tony Doug's hair was yellow last time was because he was full of milk now it's silver because he's had all milked out he's an empty vessel uh chat you need to have free will you can't allow somebody you can't can't be such a leaf on the Wind wnab be and go back to being the ginger that you are that might have been too harsh anyways is this a milking stream okay don't don't make me ban moo come on all right this is artificial bille um natural disasters on unlock all I'm going to do unlimited money because you guys had unlimited money uh disable the tutorials I probably don't need tutorials right for a game I literally have not played before today I'll continue on okay holy [ __ ] my time machine worked go back in 2018 I can tell because Machine Gun Kelly has his 2018 headstyle on my screen it's just not it's just like not that big of a deal okay Doug I found this great website with lots of videos titled things like milking my hot mail stad I can share the link if you want that is for something different that is a different thing than what we're doing today okay I'm going to pause alerts thank you for all the uh wonderful feedback today everybody um I want to do my own music all I see is menu music volume is that normal [Music] music how do I turn off the [Applause] music interface I'm going to turn off radio transmission oh Advanced background sound no interface is the radio the music oh the radio's and music okay I need a frat bro [Music] song all right City skylines 2 let's do it all right Mr Mayor welcome to the job we've got a blank canvas for this city a big open patch of grass and one river running through the middle what would you like to do to kick this [Music] off uhoh every time I press P yo thanks dude yo so first thing first let's put like a massive statue of my buddy Chad right in the center that dude knows how to party okay I can do that also let's ditch that River and replace it with a giant slip and slide Citywide slide parties we don't need to replace the that's fine yes sir okay um I'll make a stat I guess hey Doug where statue milk signature buildings where was the statue oh I'm blanking where was Statue sh you taken this milking joke hadly too far uh ter tourist attractions okay this is apparently a statue of Chad hey guys it's obviously not alpharad that is his little brother beta [Music] corl wait how do [Music] I hey Doug viy looking good today paint the hair orange next time also CH it's not milk it's p this is uh Chad playing basketball okay uh the city now consists of a statue of and then I need to get rid of the river I don't even know how to do that I assume it's something in terrain right and I just fill it oh God this too much wait no this is way too [ __ ] okay so he wants he wants a slip and slide right I don't know how else to get rid of the river I this technically gets rid of [Music] it I set the this I said the strength a little too high I think hi chat I just want you to know you have been on my list of mortal enemies ever since you betrayed me long ago you are on the bottom of the list but on the list irregardless wait how do I vegetation yeah tool mode the guy who started the whole milking on a train thing and I'm truly sorry for that nothing I can do about the te though okay what that's fine how do I add a slip and slide I want to slip and slide on that it'll be fun okay you're going to be fine how do I put water in it I don't know what to do now I confused uh water park I guess that is the easiest way to do it okay do I need to like put it up here somewhere since Tech is man milk stream theond milk okay replace it with a giant slip and slide on top of the pillars okay I need to level it hold [Music] on uh beautiful okay perfect that should do it and now nope not that now the water park is up here and oh okay hold on did he does he need do I need to put a road do it or not I guess I'll ask him I forgot chat was more like sheep my bud okay Mr Mayor the statue's up the water park slip and slide's up do you want me to connect the slip and slide to the rest of the City or no also what do I do [Music] next I don't even know how would I even connect man who cares about Connections if they want a party they'll find a way I don't know if they will man but let's replace all regular roads with beer field canals cuz my bro Kyle says lights a river just got to go with the fla dude and build some medieval castles for epic frat Castle parties we have no roads mayor frat bro um okay uh this is this is fine how do I replace the roads I only have another minute hold on let me get the the castle in first why can't I build [Music] it oh okay perfect uh looks like I can only build one Castle but he'll be happy about that I need to replace I know he said castles they only let me build one this is not my fault uh how do I replace the roads with canals with beer filled canals I don't know how to put water hold on I'm pausing the oops that was not a pause what is my pause button oh that's the pause button oops okay quick pause on the timer I want to learn how to add water to something or can you add water I don't actually know let me let me see if there is a way to add water cuz then I can do the canals like I said so this is a pause on the official timer um I would assume it's in landscaping can you add the no see cs1 did not allow adding water okay sorry I'm the guy who started that home milking on a train thing and I'm really sorry but it's just a tiny amount of sorry it's barely worth mentioning really yeah brewery near for the Armond man fill it with sewage well it already has sewage um build out from the river okay quick test to see if this works this is just to figure out the mechanics of the game if I dig a hole can this go negative no how do how do I lower the train is it right click dou I heard you we doing a milking stream I got my cup and I am ready for your milk yeah now you can't do water here you can't add water in yeah so whatever whatever fresh water you start with is like how How It Ends it looks like but I could this what the tutorial was for I could okay the brush strength is way too high I could it looks like make a canal from the from the river that I ruined for the slip and slide um I I think that's what I do right I make the canal all the way over there okay yeah I'm going to do that um how do I do this with the timer Doug built a dam yeah it's not exactly a dam uh okay so in the 30 seconds I have left I need to build a moat from the city uh or from the ri River to the road that he wanted get just give me 30 seconds on the once I have 3 minutes that's when we'll go okay Doug I tried explaining the milking stream to a friend who doesn't know what twitch is and she said she's calling the police this is a sponsored stream okay use the lake what lake oh this Lake yeah yeah it's a good idea although there's not that much water in it in cs1 there were canals in the boat Transportation section oh really uh Transportation Harbor yep yep build a Seaway I feel like this is let me test this I have to go out of the city so I have to buy we're testing stuff don't worry this is fine so if I were to come come here who is sponsoring again City skyline sponsoring the milking stream okay no they're not they're sponsoring this incredible gameplay so if I do this can I make I think it has to be through water I don't know if I can like extend the river I think it's just within a body of water you desate channels right or am I crazy the the timer once the timer hits 4 minutes 30 seconds that's when I reset it I think so we'll we'll start then um I think it's just I lower the ground it's both okay hello Doug oh she here I'm afraid to say Upon Our inspection and assessment of the water park it has been determined that there are no designated and safe access routes for visitors and employees to enter if they really want a party they're going to go for it of ready I have 30 seconds go okay we're going to make make a hey Doug I hear you are having trouble coming up with ideas for the milking stream I heard Jimmy here did one and might give you pointers for yours we're going to make a canal from the river so that it builds the moat that frat Mayer wants dou looking like he collected the sevenos and there we go is there any water oh oh hold on [ __ ] I made it too low and that's time okay that's milk is the new bunny suit he says it's never going to happen but when we raise a million dollars for Rosa's next birthday he's going to buckle and [Music] time City's looking great I think this is a good foundation for the next mayor to work with technically you guys can re-elect if you want but otherwise we rotate to one of the next ones which we should [Music] do all right our next mayor is [Music] [Applause] let the mes of some last words before leaving their position conspiracy theorist there's not enough stuff for him to have conspiracies about I don't think hey Doug will you sell the milk from the milking stream as a channel reward no that's against TOS I honestly from how this has gone for 5 minutes I don't don't know if par is going to like this more or less than the one you guys made which was just a bunch of craters and fires okay um mayor frat bro it's been an honor do you have any final words for your the citizens of this fine City before I take you out back and unelect you dude just remember in artificial Ville the party never sto stops don't forget the Golden Rule if you're not partying you're doing it wrong now who's up for some beer pom gotp speed mayor frat bro all right so we replace him with conspiracy conspiracy theorists let's Rumble big dogs [Music] I don't have space to write mayor conspiracy the it's just going to be a consp with real quick you aren't very good at City skylines 2 well unlike literally every other game I've played on this channel ever this game isn't out so you guys can't prove whether or not I'm good or bad ha Checkmate let's go I mean if I write mayor conspiracy theorist it'll be too small can we gamble now on whether or not par will love it or of it a little less I guess so you need to take the aard mes out back if whatever reason they come back you also have to make them [Music] zombies okay twitch Chat City from City skylines one or you've got 15 minutes to get this prediction [Music] in hey Doug it's Paradox interactive the developers of City's skylines you [ __ ] suck at this um okay hello diggle of the deep fright hair I have returned you lie to me you didn't keep your promise your head isn't baled and shiny again I want my $3 back it could happen any time I often swap on and off my wig during the stream welcome to the office Mr Mayor conspiracy theorist so far our beautiful city has a medieval castle a statue of some guy named Chad there's a water park up on the hills and a canal running through the center of the city otherwise there's not much here what do you want to do oh somebody's flying an airplane over here where is it where's this airplane oh it's way up there that's cool uh chat gbt seems to be struggling with this where else would a plane be but it was so high up I'll start the timer as soon as he gives me an answer I might need to reset it though sometimes chat like open a all just have like like slow down so that's probably what's going on right now can you make conspiracy theorists think milk isn't real I'll I'll bring that up to him the citizens are saying that milk is unreal um let me reset it I guess unless trbt is just like down right now but it appears to be Frozen on it let's Rumble big dogs or I need to change the voice too how about Jason and he's terrified terrified Jason sounds good okay Mr Mayor welcome to the office the previous mayor put a medieval castle a giant statue of Chad and a water park up on the Hills there's also a canal running through the main road that's literally all that we have in the city so far what would you like to do [Music] next okay hopefully goes this blast that statue of Chad right away it's a beacon for the aliens I don't think so replace it with a scorched crater they love smooth structures not damaged ones okay once I watched an alien run sitcom their laugh tracks were triggered by damaged artifacts none of that makes sense okay we uh goodbye to uh the Chad statue sorry everybody yep okay and he wants a scorched he wants a scorched crater okay I'll just RO size I just kind of make this here oh my God Is there a way way to Scorch it more I feel like that's all I can do right leave it I just um okay all right Mr Mayor uh all taken care of I got that crater for you what next I liked the statue of we need aerial defense build an airport and turn all planes into anti-alien attack Fighters okay and cover the water park with a lead roof it'll protect from their mind probing rays they broke me once while I was swimming I thought it was just water in my ears it probably was Sir okay uh airport I now worship the airplane all hail the aircraft uh no transportation we don't even have the roads for okay I I need to build a road out for I hope that this m makes America great [Music] again look conspiracy theorist might not be doing that unfortunately okay I build an [Music] airport I think this is the only spot where distracted hey Doug look a squirrel no uh International Airport we probably want an international one [Music] right hey Doug I'm glad that my first stream is a milking stream but what the hell are all the cows see it's City [ __ ] maybe just a normal one dude the normal airport is so big seems to be a man who'd enjoy it I want to mention I stumbled onto a conspiracy in my college in Sacramento one of the professor might be rigging his Professor reviews by making false five out of five reviews Okay C man I is difficult to understand because he just grunts you could make a sociology ey to translate his grunts no it's so unnecessary okay we've made an airport uh hopefully these what is this okay we've made an oh no I need to connect even further what hello there we go all right Airport's all good to go um I wonder does it do people just start taking off Terry is school behind the mountain don't you want to see it wait what is this not on enough electricity uh Hey mayor can I build some power plants in order to actually power the airport we'll see what he says no no power plants they're energy magnets for the aliens turn all our falls into Power generat well then we're just not going to have a functioning airport an alien tried to call me it's good thing I through my fall into the river how do I how do I cover this how do I cover the water park I could cover with like roads I guess he did say cover it with lead but the road is too steep okay I'll just put roads over it is anybody living in the town how many people we have zero people okay perfect all right Mr Mayor the water park is safe now I just as a reminder nobody's living in the town currently cuz we don't have any houses but what would you like me to do next he's keeping us safe from the aliens old houses but inside the hill we'll blend in with the nature no aliens hate dirt least that's who I gathered after finding a strange Rock in my backyard it was probably a cornered alien just water park wheel spay uh if you don't Shield the airport okay uh the aliens are demanding I'll let him know about the aliens there's only 5 minutes though hold on I got to make a I need to carve out something inside the [Music] wait how do I even make this can you make [Music] tunnels okay that's time you can't make tunnels I'm I'm getting conflicting information here oh God I don't know if I don't know if it's possible to do only with roads okay quick break to just learn mechanics of the game real quick um can I send roads that are like through a tunnel snapping geometry 90° angle grid continuous taale Gribble is a terrible me um I don't think you can or you can I'm not sure how to do it okay I didn't know Doug Doug joined a Bo band is there any way that I'm not thinking of where I could build something in the hill you could build tunnel roads I feel at least having a Tunnel Road is what he would want um how do I do that though I'm not seeing tunnel roads anywhere can I just be like purchase if I just make a road like this it just goes through or just that it's in water oh no but that like carves through okay that that sort of works though so let me demolish that let's say that oh I don't want to take away mayor's time when God this is the elevation change is so hard to deal with I don't want to take away a mayor's time if it's like entirely my fault right so I think I get one last little bit to to put something through the actual although all the hills are okay here's what I'm going to do I'm going to make the hills send the road through it and then um and then that'll be the end of the marriage turn and then you guys can decide whether or not to elect him again okay ready set go okay more [Music] Hills and then I'll build this [Music] road through it okay so now we'll live in the now we'll live in the hills and then I guess I'll make the houses over here oh boy I'm so excited to move into this super R City I hear Terry even a water park okay uh we're kind of living in the Hills now that's the end of the term for conspiracy theorist [Music] mayor do you want to reelect do you love this man's policies if you reelect him you need to get 80% approval rating there's lots of other Mayors to go through the only argument for re-electing him I would say is that um then he would finally have time to cover the airport in roads which is generally airports having roofs really increases the security I mean we don't have planes for it anyway cuz there's no electricity okay unfortunately conspiracy theorist is booted out of the [Music] office Mr Mayor you did a great job unfortunately you were not reelected any final words for the [Music] citizens keep your eyes above the mothership is coming they'll abduct you just as they attempted with me last night it was just the moon but I know better uh thank you very cool uh spend his last moment sending a warning to all the viewers all [Music] right our next mayor please welcome romantic the Romantic is obsessed with romance just wants the cities just wants the citizens to fall in love that's their whole thing [Music] right I told it to describe the started conspiracy theory about the conspiracy theorists failed reelection that's true that's true I'm surprised he didn't address that that the aliens were responsible um I did tell the Romantic to be as like explicit as poss possible about what kind of romance they want in the town and uh Chachi PT does not really like that so we'll see what happens let's Rumble big dogs okay mayor sex me sex me sex me poies okay all right um how about Nancy Whispering give it up for no Jane Whispering Jane Whispering is going to be very pog how I'm trying to remember like what is going on here also the canal that the Frat bro wanted is non-existent because of the crater that the conspiracy theorist made there's no water in this okay welcome to the office Mr Mayor so far our beautiful town has a medieval castle a giant crater an airport with no electricity a water bark up on the mountain and some hommes that are nestled inside of the hills what would you like to do I have a good feeling about this mayor ah my dear friend our Quest Begins by focusing on the medieval castle a Bastion of chalc romance let's convert the crater into a heart-shaped lake with Swan Boats for our inhabitants to embark on Amorous Adventures just like Tristan and ass did who is that a person okay a lot of people seem happy with the romance mayor so far I'm seeing a lot of Craig asms in chat hey Doug can we milk the Maya [Music] no okay um I'm going to turn this into a heart it looks like an apple that's a heart right that's like a realistic heart yes timer sorry okay time I'll let it go for a little bit to compensate you made it look like an ass no it looks like a heart I don't okay I don't think there's a way to add Swan Boats although there are boats right just like my heart black okay we just need to add some uh like a Seaway in here it says there's not enough water in the heart okay I need to wait for more water to enter this before I can put a sea Lane in it is this the line for getting milked by the mayor okay Miss mayor the uh heart-shaped Canal is good to go it's filling up with water so I'll put the boats in there later what do you want me to do in the meantime darling let's make the airport a genuine lovers Paradise juice install mood lights fragrant flower gardens and play Love ballads on the public announcements so every arrival is akin to that poignant scene when kasanova finally met his Franchesca after years of long are these real hold on these real references who the [ __ ] is kasanova and Franchesca they literally are who is that that one is okay okay so she want wants parks and stuff like a city park around the [Music] airport uh and then we'll get some plazas over here okay I can't put it in the airport I guess I could just put them all along the outside of the airport um how about yeah okay what else did she want you can fill it with water from Landscaping I don't think you can look Landscaping doesn't have like a fill [Music] tool I I don't see a way of doing that ballads and mood lighting okay what do we do for mood lighting we okay we could put like a concert hall or something I saw toggle underground mode but that's for Pathways is the like name like Chad zpp ass since it was Chad's former satue and it looks like an as in attempt to make an apple no it looks beautiful um lighting I guess would be electric cables that's the best I can do presumably power lines wait are there like roads that have hold on I'm going to pause the timer while I figure this out what's the best source of lighting that we can do there's maybe roads that have lights I don't want to take from her time just while I figure out how to do lights you know what I mean do Street lamps having utilities the likelihood of this city not being completely aul as quite possible true true I yeah I mean I'm in electricity but it doesn't have these are just like power plants right we could do power lines I guess please tell me are you are you a weener fan that's too broad there are street lights in the decorations tab [Music] um there's traffic lights last year I asked you what your favorite 5 minute meal was this time I got to know what's your favorite 10minute meal why can't I add it I don't think I have on Chipotle maybe traffic lights really set the mood okay we'll put traffic [Music] lights I don't see them popping up okay that's mood lighting Tristan and isala were real they were the main characters of a French medieval romantic tale they were offed by a love potion though so not really romantic honestly I don't okay why can't it street light fixtures oh okay so the lights are already on the roads this is only for roads that don't have them okay so we have normal street lights along the airport plus we added traffic lights what's the last thing I need to do oh rock musician Mansion okay that'll be the music uh I guess I need to destroy one of the parks or put it over here okay as long as they're playing loud enough it'll get to the airport I think hey Duke DOL the white don't forget to feed boats to chadash Lake okay and then you connect back to the road there all right perfect we okay Miss mayor timer was paused in chat went insane the airport is romanticized like you asked what what do you want me to do next as a reminder there is no electricity for the airport or anywhere I hope that she thinks that electricity is romantic I I think that would that could be really good for us without delay let's erect a power plant that runs on the she energy of Love Letters no okay we don't of emoris Pros fueled by hearts of flame will light up our city and our airport mimicking the electric connection between Romeo and Juliet doesn't we but do ensure no sad goodbyes are used only sweet nothings and professions of undying love so like coal so like a Coal Power Plant what is the what is the most uh love fueled type of power maybe nuclear gas gas is pretty romantic okay a lot of people saying nuclear oh my God okay [Music] um okay we have nuclear power we just need to connect the roads fossil fuels are my love language uh wait Road please give me Road why won't why won't it connect the road hello what am I doing wrong okay this is on me I know we're over time I need to connect this road nuclear is the opposite it splits atoms it's basically a divorce well it's too late okay that's loud um how what am I doing wrong here oh it's cuz the elevation that's why that's why I [Music] think overlapping item what am I there we go wait hold on it's pronounced nuclear not nucular you FIS time nuclear nuclear uh why does it say I still need a road for it hold on is the power plant connected or no oh I can just look at the [Music] electricity okay electricity is not connected how do I connect oh do I have to connect over here I probably do so if I do power line or just electrical cable and I connect it to the road system okay I think that does [Music] it that correct yeah that's correct all right ladies and gentlemen we officially have energy is the the airport's powered now [Music] right it just uh doesn't have proper sewage or water or employees whatever the next mayor will fix that all right great job mayor let's see if you get re-elected is so romantic whenever I'm on a date I make sure to release as much gas as possible if in my experience gas is not actually a great uh impetus for romance but maybe I've been doing it wrong [Music] hey Doug can you ask the mayor if she's free to go on a date with a cute girl to the Romantic airport after her term thanks yeah I'll mention it well she had a good run but unfortunately was not reelected Miss mayor the citizens have voted to unelect you any final words for the people of this city also one of the citizens asked you out on a romantic airport date do she go for [Music] it pause champ oh how tragic yet the dance of Love sometimes puts us on our toes uh-huh yeah to my dear City remember that love is your Guiding Light and to my enamored citizen I shall see you under the twinkling airport lights for an evening of passion reminiscent of Cleopatra and Mark Antony's clandestine escapades it's just a traffic light congratulations to that chatter okay next [Music] mayor you are very sexy chat and I love you welcome to the [Music] office Peta activist who's probably going to love the nuclear power [Music] plant hi Doug please let next may know we need jobs I cannot afford my apartment and will be kicked out uh the P activist is going to be very concerned about your jobs okay don't [Music] worry let's Rumble big dogs what do we what do we call them mayor [Music] paa mayor act activist mayor what do we call him what are you saying veto you can't veto the mayor say this is not your city you can choose to not reelect them maybe pet will be [Music] great I'll just say Peta activist uh how about your Jenny and you are [Music] unfriendly all right call for impeachment okay if you if we're two and a half minutes in and you guys don't like the Peta mayor you can call for an impeachment okay otherwise she gets to fulfill her term oh Liv split you are such a piece of crap I got to reset life split it crashes all the time like so often is crazy we still have no citizens by the [Music] way also is there a way to change the hot keys cool there we go um all right let's do it welcome Miss mayor to the office the previous Mayors have done a great job we have a water park on a mountain we have a medieval castle we have a big heartshaped crater that's slowly filling with water we've got a nuclear power plant and a very romantic airport what would you like to do to the city uhoh and it's not [Music] working there we [Music] go oh heavens an airport that's just a device for human travel tear it down immediately and replace it with a giant bird bath to pamper Our Feathered Friends don't need more water man and abandon the nuclear power plant instead set up a mass production unit of hamster whe generators that's not a thing we must think of the animals that's not even helpful for Animals okay we're getting rid of the airport sorry I hope that whoever's on their date right now doesn't get uh [ __ ] blocked okay we also have to get rid of the P this is the only source of electricity electricity Department we apologize for the disturbance and the power distribution she still has two more minutes before you can impeach her uh I need to set up hamster wheels I guess that's wind [Music] turbines this is still a lot of power okay she is giving power to the citizens [Music] to the chatter who got a date with our exm I just want you to know I look forward to your upcoming divorce dog okay um all right okay Miss mayor uh the hamster wheels are set up they are generating a lovely amount of electricity what should I do next there's a lot of people still need like sewage and water by the way and an airport Port yeah TTS is a little backed up Tut Tut humans and their needs instead of sewage systems let's have compost pits every few blocks to invite all those happy earthworms oh okay and for Water Systems convert the city center into a large Watering Hole beloved by frolicking deer and bison alike it already is that I guess I'll add parks to it okay so we need like landfills I guess so she just she just wants landfills [Music] everywhere okay we have a huge landfill there I'm going to put one [Music] here she's got 10 more seconds I'll put a landfill where the airport used to be wait hold on hold on oh I have to go from the left there we go okay the people have demanded an impeachment vote you need 80% to impeach uh Miss mayor the citizens are furious with you dismantling the romance Airport they are calling for an impeachment vote anything you want to say to them to maybe convince them to keep you on [Music] board dismantle the city hall and build an enormous kitten play center right there no no no it's advise citizens that humans are the problem not the dear animals we don't even have remind everyone each vote for me is in fact a vote for Untamed Animal Kingdom Bliss a strong pitch there oops keep in mind all of the earthworms that are living it's a 90% imp okay okay it's like it's got to be above 80% to go through [Music] I'm Sorry Miss mayor but the votes are in it looks like you're out of the office any final words keep nurturing the animals like they're your children artificial Bill my dream of a squirrel operated Post Service may not come true but don't let wildlife be suppressed by human desires farewell and remember all animals big and small are friends not foes congratulations we've officially booted out petare also I need to for romance mayor I still need to make the boats uh I don't know if there's enough water here for it though yeah there's not there's still not enough water in the heart pool we're still waiting on that okay but that means we're on to a new [Music] mayor next up is a government spy hi Doug these bits off for poxa okay I'll let him know bring back romance maybe romance will get you guys can vote on like one final mayor who comes back at the end P activist will kill more animals than Doug does when he plays Planet zoo I don't know if there are more or less animals in our city than there were before Peter the mayor is here wait is there a way into the city why do we have no people we we have zero citizens not my mayor we have we have homes why aren oh cuz there's no electricity water sewage got it got it that does make sense oh we actually we actually had uh a few people live in the town and then they left and we destroyed the airport uh hello okay let me set up a government spy [Music] Doug this is a chief of [Music] police let's Rumble big dogs viar [Music] Revolution [Music] just like a Peta activist to protect Animals by enslaving them yeah I mean I think our earthworm population went up and probably most other things went down all right um so this mayor is going to be very very focused on increasing surveillance H government spy I I feel good about hello Doug I just arrived in the city and my entire family is stuck at the airport I sure hope they don't get bulldozed anyway what are we doing uh nothing along those lines Why imp Peach when we have a thing called assassination I mean like welcome to the office Mr Mayor you come in at a bit of a hard time we don't have power water sewage electricity but we do have a giant Lake that's shaped like a heart we've got a medieval castle few houses that are inside of a mountain the remains of an airport and a bunch of hamster windmills what would you like to do I just want listen up supervisor where's swimming in enemy Waters courtesy of the notorious North katsenstein spies okay first build a surveillance Network tense as a jumble second convert the heart-shaped Lake into a giant I'll hold out volcano for our secret base and third R every hamster windmill with infrared cameras okay he wants surveillance he wants surveillance Network that is in this game uh what is the what is the name for it again what is it it's not this is it hold on pausing where where is um is it police no there there's a there's a surveillance section I'm just blanking on where it is I thought it was near like post office no oh Communications there we go there we go I was just not looking at that okay we got a radio tower server Farm Telecom Tower satellite uplink okay what does he want build a surveillance Network as dense as a jungle okay uh let's let's do it um Ready Set uh go I guess I'll do radio towers and Telecom towers and server satellite uplinks oh I can only build one of them oh no I can build most multiple of these okay so we'll get the satellite Network up she wants an airport that kills all the animals okay well I need to get a little more tiles if we're going to do this this is the alien impeach your M or we will destroy you all now this guy I think's doing a good job okay we'll put some of the the satellite Towers in the Heart Lake honestly it's super unbranded the Peter May claims to want to help animals but actually does Super unethical things like enslaving Legions of hamsters for no reason uh okay the timer just wasn't working sorry I press the Buton my words I will have my Vengeance for her destroying the place I met my one true love she will not last much longer in this world okay is that enough surveillance Towers I feel like that's plenty this is a chief fifth police stop we discovered the former mayor and a citizen doing a filthy display of public Indy in the middle of an intersection near the what the hell am I supposed to tell the Press just talk to the mayor about it you know I thoroughly disagreed with her policies but the squirrel operated post office sounds like a pretty good idea okay we don't actually have electricity right now are these not generating electricity okay I built the surveillance Network The Witch Is Dead Rejoice chat these all need electricity uh-oh that's fine um convert the heart-shaped Lake into a giant hollowed out volcano I feel like it already is a hollowed outo feel toward the pizza uh they're radio towers what do you think well I don't know okay how do I hold on quick pause of the timer how do what do I do just fill it with lava how do I turn this into a volcano we should if each mayor announc their next move in the form of a televised address do I grow it do I put like a do I make the outsides bigger or I do I because it's already kind of a volcano or do I make something in the middle so it can be a balling dead spot like Chad would always want yeah this is oh yeah this doesn't need to be romantic okay I have an idea what I'll do is another victory for democracy okay that is way too it's so hard I forgot to ask how you are doing today please never bring back Peter may I think we could re-elect Peter at the end okay I have turned it into change your Twitch username to match your pre-selected M's name could we control the M like ratat I want to do something like that in the future um that was the original idea for this my hamster was forced to work at the windmills no okay hold on I'm supposed to do something to the windmills um rig every hamster windmill with infrared cameras I don't know what that means I'll just put are the windmills even connected to the power grid I'll just put a server Farm next to them that's the best I can do okay Mr Mayor I have even though P built an extensive surveillance network uh there's a volcano in the main Lake and uh I put some cameras as best I could as a reminder there's no electricity or sewage or running water for anything in the city right now what do you want to do next will [Music] erup I think I mean this is as close as I can get to a functioning volcano I think ah yes power and uh amenities nor swine land agents love those convert that castle to an energy producing Fortress with a sage M that can be um weaponized if needed and finally install tap water faucets that alert us whenever someone drinks like more than 10 glasses a day what's the point what is the point of that okay um we remove what does he want remove the [Music] castle with a sewage moat we don't even have people to this was the one guy in our town and he's leaving now cuz there's no Castle um okay I need to put water sewage Outlet [Music] okay I've made a moat we need the May that spy on its people not on Shoreline well yeah we got to put water in here God damn okay so this needs water I need to oh there's water here I can connect hey D did you know obsidian pillar returned in the form of obsidian pixel in the top left of your screen to the right of the eye everyone cheer for obsidian pillar returning whoa we need some coffee in honor of our romantic mayor every time I play coffee I have to go unmute the VOD it's so obnoxious okay cool we've made a moat it is on the Shor line it's just a really really poorly made Shore how do I make it into the shoreline m supervisor I need to put I don't want to alarm you but while I was drinking my glass of water some crazy old man started yelling at me for going beyond the city's 10 glass limit he resembled the mayor but surely he wouldn't go around enforcing something so absurd no of course not apparently government agents are way more concerned with the water consumption levels of the average citizen than I thought okay hold on hold on I need I know time's up I need to at least fulfill his wish of the sewage thing why can't I uh why can't I put it that other chatter is right half an inch down from the blue info box half an inch right I can't see it now oh uh you know what I don't know is it the game I couldn't tell you what that is sorry you're going to have to deal with it okay so I have WR out an insightful message but have started over from scratch so that I can praise the obsidian pixel praise be to the pixel Reincarnation of Our Lord does it just need more water hold on do I have to like make a Doug that pixel stole your haircut color get him wait dude it is Mega flooding back here cuz we damned the river oops uh okay I got to figure out why I can't put sewage here this feels like it should work glass of water wait why do I hear Boss music what how do I make the the thing I'm so confused not on Shoreline anybody have a is what am I doing build a river to deliver the water there I mean it's that or I connected to what though just place it does it not matter and then we just sewage [Music] pipe and then we connect it okay this should start pooping oh God yeah okay what was the point of this again whatever I'm sure there's some good use for that um guys I honestly don't know if parer Will prefer your city or this one this is a piece of [ __ ] okay all right um do you want to reelect the government spy [Music] well Mr Mayor it looks like the people have voted not to reelect you any final words for the citizens people are saying they're appalled by the Healthcare in the city we don't even have healthare trust no one artificial villians north katsenstein north swiel land dare everywhere stay vigilant stay hydrated but not overly hydrated were people at least living in the city we have four hold on hold on before you talk [ __ ] about government spy we now have four people they don't have water or electricity and they might leave soon where do they even live do they live over here high rent okay so this building has four people at least we can surveillance them I say I was now and then we said now fix everything also we had way more me in volcano this one has as much of a volcano ooh scientist this could actually get us back on track actual smart intelligent mayor here SCI my hamster cannot take the work at the windmills anymore got drunk and is now banging at my door please help me Doug I'm scared the hamsters are going to be fine this new mayor is going to clean up the hamster abuse problem if we want to count you in the mayor's residence of this city that means that only two people live here apparently the birth rate's going down and we only have two people left are they dying or leaving help my pet cow is stuck in the volcano uh what's a good science song um the four people are definitely undercover agents working as part of the surveillance Network okay all right all right hold on I got to start I got to kick off the mayor let's Rumble big dog first duck changed his toupe to a blonde one second Chad statue was blown up third the airport and nuclear plant were destroyed finally Lake Chad zalas got a volcano probing it when it [Music] end all right let's do it welcome to the office Mr scientist Sir currently our city has no electricity or water but we do have sewage that's being sent into a moat we're dealing with a volcano uh two people living in a house off in the Hills we got a water park and we've got a bunch of hamster run windmills what should we [Music] do all my days are spent commuting and running errands Karin Erikson is having a horrible time here fascinating we must first apply the thermodynamic laws set forth by the famed Dr levitzki essentially a decentralized net positive energy model construct numerous geothermal power plants ju opposed to the volcanic tectonic lineaments additionally synthesize an intricate system of aqueducts mirroring the arterial and Venus circulatory system of the human body to effectively distribute water okay I will do my best that is a lot okay he wants G geothermal power plants near the volcano [Music] is this even going to have power oh my god dude there's no room I have to destroy a bunch of other [ __ ] I [Music] guess yes on [ __ ] okay is that enough for a geothermal power plant no groundwater wait I can't build it hold on Sir there's no groundwater near the volcano I can't build a geothermal power plant there a d blond executing all of his commands it's not my fault I've done a good job like this needs to be near ground this needs to be like over here I think ah a conundrum indeed then employing the principles of pyo electricity transmogrify the kinetic energy generated by the hamster run windmills into electric power utilizing the principles of osmotic power generation convert the potential energy in the mod sewage gradient into a more refined energy source uh sir I'm blonde I don't get it ah a classic can nrum indeed compel the hamster windmills to produce electricity and draw forth energy from the feal matter utilizing the sewage gradient akin to an ostic power an application of the merkl naav equations what does he want me to do the the thing already has power he's so dumb none of you get what happening what is the sewage gradient I mean that sounds plausible produce electricity draw forth enemies from the feal matter using SU a dam oh a dam a dam okay that's smart are there dams in the [Music] game um electricity okay so he wants he wants a dam for the sewage but there's not there isn't enough sewage to even make a dam sir I can't make a dam on the poop mode because there isn't uh enough water droppings what should I do Doug it's not rocket surgery it's it's just I can't make ITA we're in a tight Loop aren't we yes extrapolating from gravitational constant G our answer lies in expanding the wind energy conversion systems wax in layman's terms generate more robust hamster influenced windmill R and harness the kinetic energy of the hamsters running on their wheels for electricity yeah that's what windmills are yeah okay okay more [Music] windmills I can't build any because of all the [ __ ] power free the hamsters dug no more brutal hamster work he wants more the mayor wants more hamster work okay impeach Doug if you guys get a 99% vote right now you'll impeach [Music] me okay now I need to just connect the electricity to all of these he wants you to build a Crum C nuggets okay uh over laughing wait how do I build okay I'm connecting why can't I hey why can't I connect the power anything I can't even connect any of the windmills that he wanted me to build okay uh you did not successfully impeach me Doug continues as City supervisor okay I've connected as many as I can but half these can't connect because of overlapping items just won't even let me build anything okay sir I made as many more hamster wheels as I could what next thank you now my hamster is now forced to work at a power plant because another hamster got fired for coming in drunk look I think your hamsters just need to have more discipline they need to pick themselves up by their bootstraps and stop having avocado toast if the wind turbines are really being powered by hamster wheels aren't they actually just fans they would be creating wind rather than harnessing it uh okay we've got a lot of electricity I think like nobody's complaining about electricity indeed avocados pack quite a punch in terms of energy harnessing kreb's cycle principles that elucidate cellular respiration distribute avocado infused nourishment to our hamsters with subtle notes of toast FES thereby augmenting their wheel running efforts thus further fueling the WX mechanism and a shring what I'm supposed to give them avocados um okay I'll do Vegetable Farms out near the the hamster wheels I can't even make the Farms there's no [Music] space I know I'm over on time I need to get his farm made dumbest mayor he's so smart though I can't how do I add a new node here yeah I'm trying oh my [Music] God how do I okay this is avocado land for the hamsters now all right chat you want to re-elect most of the people who voted in the Doug impeachment trial hadn't registered can we hold a second vote with registered voters only uh no I don't think we we're going to stop the count exactly where it was okay not a lot of people want scientist mayor back I just moved to a new city with my hamster do you know any day carees for my hamster yes yeah know we've got a place for him well Mr scientist Sir the citizens have voted not to reelect you any final words data shows people are staying he this is a mere demonstration of girdle's incompleteness theorem and Einstein's theory of personal relativity the Citizen's understanding is incomplete and relative to their perspectives nonetheless I extend gravitational forces attraction to the city where FAL G M1 M2 sler carat 2 defines my unending attachment to every single atom of artificial V okay he still loves you I think or he hates you I'm not sure all right next [Laughter] mayor [Laughter] okay this is the mayor we need to get things back on track finally it is not my hamster's fault he had to get drunk otherwise he could not take it anymore this poor [ __ ] City we've got uh two human beings and at least 3,000 hamsters in all these factories May scientist Dred my TTS impeach them both okay let's Rumble big dogs if we impeach Doug I'd like to throw my name in the running for next city soup I work well with various personalities plus I am not bored into of dark hair okay K man probably shouts this city has the best internet connection ever you don't make him lazy I try to keep him active Okay the people do love they do love how much electricity the hamsters provide that is one thing we have going for us we still have two citizens okay the power keeps going out this is ridiculous uhoh the hamsters need to work more shifts um okay welcome to the office Mayor caveman sir the city is in a rough position right now we've got a volcano in the Middle with some sort of powered poop MO we've got buildings that are through the mountains but only a few people living there a vast surveillance Network and many windmills powered by hamsters that are providing inconsistent electricity to the city we've also got various landfills and romantic Parks honestly we've only got two people right now they're complaining about a lack of water a lack of consistent electricity what needs to be done to fix this [Music] water good make Big River fire bad break wind thing what food need make berry bush um okay big big river um like where where do I POG so true where do I make it CH Doug you shouldn't be feeding avocados to hamsters because they are prone to obesity and avocado is high in fat way to go you killed off your Workforce no they're going to be fine he wants a big river I guess I'll do it like just finishing my 10th daily cup of water when suddenly my hamster was stolen so you know where he is uh okay the river is now going through the town finally the nerd is gone caveman May will lead us to Prosperity okay I've made the caveman a river fire bad break wind thing okay okay we're breaking the wind things the hamsters are free wow bringing water to the people and freeing all the hamster slaves is there anything caveman May or can't [Music] do wait who's going to eat the avocados now to give your sponsor ship money to chat GPT instead of us us and our hamsters will not forget this okay um Liberation for hamsters I feel like it lives more hamster here than humans oh we still have we still have two people caveman mayor might increase the population okay I've destroyed the wind things he wants food okay we'll make some Farms out here my May uh he wants berry bush I guess that's vegetables that's the closest I can get these neighboring cities think they're so great with their access to water and lopsided human to hamster ratio but let me ask them this did your may make Big River that's what I [Laughter] thought no the hamsters well now now they're free to enjoy the river I guess okay we've got some farms uh I guess I'll connect them with roads I can't I didn't have enough space wait this is the alien we wanted to share a faith hamaro the great Hamer God it's good to know you set your slaves free they were our workers okay all right done um okay sir I did what you asked we've got a big river and a lot of food now what next Big C than caveman my hamster stopped with the drink is not aggressive anymore um of course big cave need make okay so we need a big hill um I felt like we were covered there but I guess not uh I guess some it down here I'll make like a new one how do I make a big fire that's my mayor I just don't know what we're exactly going to accomplish here hello Doug I would like to to report my hamster is now unemployed he can no longer afford to send his children to college the caveman mayor must have a plan for him he wouldn't let unemployment rise like this we've still got two citizens in the city okay what do I do with the big hill says these days would be able to afford a house if they would just stop buying avocado toast for their H night bad make big fire what do I do like a Coal Power Plant Coal Power Plant for fire I don't know how to make the cave I guess we sent a road through it okay um yeah we've got the cave for him okay now we just need fire I guess we like surround it with power plants Doug you should also tell that there is open space to build new things no they know why do you think caveman mayor made such a giant uh Hill hold on I got to make this even bigger okay I'm going to finish up I know we're over time I just need to finish up his his wish okay the hill is surrounded by coal power plants those should create lots of smoke may we ask caveman May if he has been eating hamsters around the town yeah I'll ask that next time um hey side note Mr Mayor do you know where all the hamsters went hamster fast hamster hide hun hamster bring back okay let's ignore that for right now let's do a quick re-election poll uh reelect the mayor maybe he means hunt them like like hunt them down and bring them back to their families you know I'm sure it's fine okay after about an hour and a half the first mayor to get reelected is the caveman okay I mean we did maor steal hamsters because he wanted to start his own hamster War to his credit he has expanded the city far more than anybody else good news Mr Mayor you've been reelected as the city mayor what would you like to do next I built your big hill unemployment money and 1,500 equal monthly payments of 42 [Music] C too many noise smash big noise out what me want want quiet what does that mean what are the noise houses we barely have anything I guess maybe this is a server Farm I have to get rid of this um caveman Mak good we re-elect uh this is a a trash Heap this probably makes noise wait does he mean the house where the two citizens we have live hold [Music] on Mr caveman mayor do you mean the noise house where our who citizens are yes loud man smash noise house okay all right quiet okay all right no more houses uh our population is down to one Citizen and we're down to zero okay Mr Mayor uh the city's very quiet now why say many words when few words will do f big old pit hiding it went danger what does that mean what is an ol pit [Music] um um I guess another does he want another Hole uh we'll make a big hole I guess I'll put it where the noise house used to be this is where the romance airport was a long time ago this feels like the appropriate spot okay this is our o hole okay that is really really really deep it's still going okay uh that's that's that's the hole I made the hole sir what next good job now make more big old bit big big good okay okay may caveman smash other caveman cave caveman mad and sad need new cave just I just feel like we one o pit was perfectly fine to be honest I guess there could be all sorts of uh dangerous things though my hamster is now forced to live on the streets because his house got destroyed without warning has considered living in one of the oo holes okay Mr Mayor what next more cave make big hill more Berry make more trees we don't even have people to feed there is no people left to eat the berries that we're making because of the O holes uh okay he wants another hill I'll put it over here with another cave which I guess is like a road that goes through it okay Okay we okay uh wait where's the road all right the road has another cave through the the giant Hill and that's time unfortunately I wasn't able to make more berries well you know what honestly City's looking pretty good Mr Mayor your time is up any final words for the citizens of this fine City de fa living cave no out be good no fight we go now goodbye sir at the very end I'll let you guys reelect one of the Mayors as the final as the final batch before we present the city to Parks her you can re-elect him then my concern and maybe I'm crazy here is that if you reelect him at the end he's just going to make more o holes and hills and that we already have enough of those and I don't want to tell you guys what to do but I do think I'm just worried he's not bringing enough new ideas to the table all right new mayor hey Doug it's me City resident number two I'm a little worried that we reelected this may when I met him he dumped water on me and screamed water good also he demolished my home but I guess I can't question democracy that's true that's true Cav men live in caves does he even more houses with cave um I think he means an actual cave I could put housing I could put housing along the caves that he made do you think that was his wish to put housing along the caves I think probably wait were it five people six people how did how did this work actual greatest mayor we've had this is the most successful the city has been okay he said to hide in the cave I'm going to turn them housing that every workplace be equipped with a certain number of O holes to avoid stranding people in case of danger the only place to put them is at the very end we are at seven people is there anything mayor caveman couldn't do okay there's not even space for this right now it just goes underground okay this is a strong foundation for our next mayor who [Music] is Chuck them in the O holes okay an artist this could work we have a nice Foundation your hair looks like a used paintbrush right you're saying F the stream die congratulations Doug you did it you're incredible great job Doug you're like that was so what an amazing person best gamer wow oh my God you're incredible Doug wow it seems seems fine to me is the stream still broken for you guys it looks like I dropped a couple frames but now it's [Music] fine we're good all right [Music] cool it's just when I spin the wheel oh maybe all right um [Music] let's Rumble big [Music] dogs um okay I have high hopes for this me since they are a Tor stick that's not correct all right let's say how about we haven't done Arya yet let's have have Arya and Arya will be what emotion should our artist be hopeful excited hopeful I would say right for an [Music] artist sad why would she be sad why would she be sad she's trying to she's going to her whole thing is she wants to make the city beautiful and artistic okay we'll do sure we'll do sad artists are depressed okay fine caveman M can use myoh ho whenever he wants don't say that [Music] this is a sponsored stream there's sponsors watching this um I'm going to get to the bathroom real quick uh please enjoy uh these inspiring words from our new artist or mayor I mean mayor artist before we begin the city development could you please just provide a few words for the citizens about your aims and Ambitions for this job [Music] ah dearest citizens of artificial Ville I your mayor artist declare that our Humble City shall become a masterpiece a Marvel an embodiment of high art heed my words for they Echo the vision of the great impressionist Constructor vibert and his Infamous chaotic Labyrinth of Beauty Plaza delirium those of lesser tastes might squirm but true connoisseurs will Relish in the sublime chaos we are about to [Music] orchestrate delicious all right let's do it what did she say heed my words for the the vision of the great impressionist Constructor vibert and his Infamous chaotic Labyrinth of Beauty Plaza delirium okay that that's not a good it's not a good sign I don't think oh sorry shh we want chair May Mrs mayor the city right now has two entire citizens the landscape is covered in oh oh holes we've got a vast surveillance Network ask each what to do with your hair you represent their image [Music] accurately uh several caves inside of Hills Doug what's happening I forgot also CH 2023 to 2024 a shitload of coal power plants that are not actually hooked up to the city and a giant volcano heart cosplayer came into your stream view of the main character can you throw him out what would you like to do first Mr [Music] Mayor thank you for the 12 month sub appreciate [Music] it oh broke what did I do [Music] uh my thing crashed [Music] hello let's Rumble big [Music] dogs test [Music] test did Chachi BT die [Music] [Music] uhoh she's too depressed to run a city um open AI might be down no no it's not so why it's getting an internal server error um why would it be having issues I wonder if it's something to do with my API key it just says internal server error oh type off Sub sub request error so it's probably my off token um weird it's probably off token then right if that's the name of it um might have to go on a what's the error code error code is I just I can't tell if this is any it's a 500 error code internal server error type is off sub request error 500 is generic yeah I wonder if their API is screwy yeah API 500's on their side but could that be from an off token on my end someone says oh I know that one that's an error okay um do anybody is anybody uh use the the API is the API working for anybody else that's different from chat gbt for for people in not aware chat gbt is technically a different product even though it's likely that if chat gbt Works they normal backend Works no off token would return 402 okay or 403 I'm getting the same error ah same error here okay unfortunately it seems like the fancy AI uh comob lator is not working technically I could use chat GPT instead that's just kind of boring um I just tested my AI API and it's working maybe it's back let me try again I don't know so something on their end seems to be having some issues I assume they'll be pretty quick about getting it back up API is up for me all right maybe it's working now yo what up mayor with some luck we will be back hello dear mayor we are back right now we've got loads of regular single Lane roads generic houses trees and factories there are a bunch of box shaped Office Buildings and things just look dreary here what's your first order to spice up this monochrome canvas ma'am cool cool I guess it was just down for a sec she sounds different yeah that's cuz I got to reset the app cool let the record show that was one a five-minute coding Adventure big dog and two it was not my [Music] fault [Music] my boss is getting very angry about me playing this stream can you be quiet so I can get work done I do wonder how many it's interesting to think how many hours of productivity are lost every time I stream does it dramatically harm this is the first time I have catched one of your streams I have watched you on YouTube for years and loved you content but I have to ask what do you always have that ugly bald guy in front of you I think he really lowers the quality of the content ch's just so humble Doug you to share the spotlight shh okay it is time I will now recommunity the new me fell in an hole isn't it an O hole Miss mayor what would you like to do to the city we've got a vast surveillance Network many o holes uh several houses outside of caves a lot of coal power plants that aren't hooked up to the electricity grid and there's a heart-shaped Lake we also have farms and some uh landfills what would you like to [Music] do ha it's clear that the culdesac cavemen know nothing about the intricate spiraling patterns of Cicero's Urban masterpieces whatat out the hill housing those cave homes will construct perfectly tesselating hexagonal Towers instead she said flat the nuttles hypox designs okay but let's retain that heart-shaped Lake quite fetchingly demode and Surround it with an intricate Starburst pattern of cherry blossom trees a tribute to kurosawa's blushing naturalistic Vision in cherry blossom constellations okay she said remove the what what does can anybody read that uh flatten out the hills okay she might getting peached people like caveman mayor way too much for this what did she want me to do did can anybody even read her uh hexagonal Towers I believe is what she said okay let me try to do my best [Music] here [Music] um what would I even make the towers out of water towers okay so I'll make a hexagon of water towers is that it is that what she want can anybody confirm what she actually wanted try turning it off and on again literally use the level tool to fix the O holes no she only said the hills she wants the hills to be ruined population Towers I guess I'll do so much for solving problems no one has am I right chat [Music] I'm just putting the hexagon she wants everywhere I listen while at work and have been upgrading servers for the past 3 hours oh yeah I can just level it uhoh oh wait uh you know what actually that looks kind of artistic give them some credit okay chair for mayor fresh ideas experienced dedicated inclusive leadership not depressed like the sad pathetic artist and the right choice for me is Justice for doer who got unfairly excluded from the election she's destroying our heritage fresh ideas experienced dedicated cherry blossom trees depressed like the she wanted Cherry Blom trees around the volcano right choice for me Justice for do who got unfairly excluded from the election India in this game you should be careful he will have nuke soon okay cherry trees it looks like the best I got is birch nothing better happened to like Chad's Apple ass uh okay I'm doing my best this never would have happened when the obsidian pillar was here to protect us uh okay it has been two and a half minutes you guys get an impeachment opportunity flatten Hill housing the cave homes construct tacting hexagonal Towers instead surround lake with Starburst pattern of cheery blossom trees you need an 80% impeachment rating for it to go through once upon a time there was a hamster named Doug dug who always wondered why hamsters were better than otters after much meing he realized that hamsters were much more capable of running a city than otters they could find their own electricity take care of the empty City and create their own who need when have holes true okay she survives impeachment just barely you just subbed for three yearsing on a volcano when I wasn't anymore can someone please catch me uh I keep forgetting where this is there why can't I make apple trees I'm confused wow I just joined the stream and imagine my surprise to see Guy Fier hosting around the lake not the tell guy yeah that this is it right where where do I um why can't I place things I'm confused first time catching a stream love your vids what is wrong with your hair I I fell into a pool filled with why can't I make things I'm [Music] confused hey dougles the dongus I am back who we milk this is the Doug dug milking stream right oh yeah did I miss the anime weed am I like in a different mode or something thank you for your support chat when I am elected CH or will be free seating for all of chat and no taxes does anybody see what I'm doing wrong why can't I place trees it seems to be just these that I can't place hey Doug I'll be honest your blonde hair has started to grow on me I talked to my doctor about it and he informed me terminal your new golden locks will keep growing on me until they fully smother my body close off my Airways slowly suffocating me it is time for sexy time with Lass what do you think chat vote Yes for Lake Cass no okay I've put trees everywhere all right Miss mayor I put apple trees around the lake and uh I flattened the big cave what next by the way you barely survived [Music] impeachment as Drilla triptic once said Art Is Never safe from democracy's ignorance now convert all the roundabouts into convoluted octagonal Pathways eching the bewildering intricacy of Baron's famed Opus oo uhhuh secondly demolish those tacky surveillance towers and erect opulent Baroque inspired observation decks instead for real enlightened appreciation of the city's growing spectacle okay okay she wants surveillance tow is gone observation towers instead dongles dlas you ignored me but chat I know you won't type milk for milking Str don't tell chat to spam stuff do I have to ruin all of them I only have so much time I'm going to replace them with observation towers of the ones that I destroy by the 5 minute mark [Music] okay there are so many dude okay that's 5 [Music] minutes I'm going to pause the timer I'm going to add as many observation towers as I can observation towers what is observation tower a thing it is right where was it hey Doug either basement is getting cold could you turn on a heater or something otherwise people might start fighting over warmth firewatch Tower is technically an observation didn't parks and wreck oh there we go okay um great we have an observation tower there's only one of them currently on a night shift and so slow because of you Doug company losing Millions right now I'm sure they're going to earn it back you got to spend money to make money well uh that helps things let's see if she gets reelected I'm sorry Doug but when I took the Chatters oath as we all have I promised to support the jokes of my fellow Chatters funny or not therefore I must inquire you about the milk we need to revise the Chatter's oath okay this is a good this is a good idea we need to reconvene on what the expect are of our behavior in in chat and it's not that if a single person walks into the room clearly on drugs and yells chat y blank that you start screaming at the top chat to spam has the same energy of a parent going yes my kid is not smart and they're super gullible please don't do that around them we need we need to rewrite the Chatter's oath that's that we're doing that on another stream oh we can have the caveman rewrite the chatter okay you know what hold on I'm going to ask he about this I will prove I heard you we're doing a milking stream who is sponsoring this again and are they sponsoring the milking stream uh that's actually happening dogs over on Kick okay mayor caveman or just this is just caveman he's not currently elected okay this is important Mr caveman quick break from City politics I have a question for you the twitch chat citizens seem to think that the Chatter's oath compels them to laugh and repeat other Chatters jokes even if they aren't funny and it's just one word in your opinion Mr caveman as our most este deemed and successful mayor what is the Chatter's [Music] oath all for Chad Tri K men think all be me grunt you grunt I'll grunt saying grunt loud fun [Music] good um congratulations Doug you did it you're incredible so true this is not helping just wor best g wow oh my God you're incredible Doug [Applause] [Music] wa I mean he perfectly somehow the caveman who has barely said more than four words in all of his previous 10 minutes uh specifically said that me grunt means you grunt so iess guess you are correct and that is the Chatter's oath but I still want to rewrite it at some point just just try only grunting at the most interesting grunts that other twitch Chatters grunt at okay just be selective with your grunting that's all I'm asking next mayor here we go get some American patriotism in here this is going to turn things around Wow first the tennis stream and now a milking stream you spoil a stug me grunt you grunt all grunt same grunt love fun good Amica grunt we are we are currently we serve milk we love milk we serve milk as thou as the chat's oath we are currently losing $320,000 an hour for a city of two people okay let's Rumble big dogs uh mayor America uh how about guy shouting sure yeah that sounds like America 320,000 is the cost of Freedom so true no no no hey why didn't I change his name there we go welcome to the office Mr Mayor our City's uh not looking too great we've got two citizens a volcano Lake surveillance Towers an observation tower some artwork and a bunch of O holes oh and coal power plants what's the first thing you'd like to do Mr Mayor give me something good we need to increase the population well supervisor I think it's high time we put some American Spirit in this city let's go first off let's replace every single one of them surveillance towers with statues of good old George Washington crossing the Delaware I don't think we can and second build me a bald eagle preservation Sanctuary right next to that volcano Lake and nothing more American than a majestic Eagle against a fiery backdrop okay now let's get to work and remember folks USA us say I have to destroy every observation tower oh I was in underground mode that's why I couldn't Place plants earlier oh my God it's going to take forever I'm in love with the Leisure Time opportunities this city provides what does that person mean in an attempt to overthrow chat law Doug dug fails in epic fashion with AI confirming the law get milk nerd get milk okay God the camera just whips around because of the elevation changes all over our city hi Doug I'm not very smart and I'm very gble so please accept my grant in honor of the Chatter's oath Grant accepted Doug when I followed you over 4 years ago you made me take a blood oath and slit my wrists over my keyboard the stains are still there and now you want to make that devotion pointless unbelievable grunt on my brothers I just think we should revive chat be be tennis while I'm getting milked okay all right instead of the observation towers we are going to bring back the statue except this time it's not Chad it is George Washington crossing the Delaware can we get some milk in chat this is the only statue I can make I can't even connect it to the roads what the this is a unnecessary way of making okay to get us to stop talking about milk just do a milking stream excuse me where did the electricity go oh oops did I do that whoops that'll be fine what else did mayor America want me to do what did what did he want me to do oh Eagle eag he wants an eagle thing okay bald eagle Observatory I I don't know going to give him the six pistol salute yeah I I don't know if I can do that I don't know if I can just like make [Music] Birds I guess I can get livestock farming and it's like chickens maybe you won't notice shrimps with rice okay uh this is the um this is the bald eagle Farm freedom is free but human rights cost $3 wait did he want it up on a thing or no do you get to the district very often thank you very much what am I saying of course you don't we have zero people since America took over okay he said next to the volcano okay this is basically next to the volcano twink energy nothing wrong with [Music] that okay we have livestock Farm next to the oh God I cannot see next to the volcano the haircut makes you almost look like Seth Green all right Mr Mayor we've got our bald eagle farm and the George Washington statue what next uh-oh internal server error oh P pressing page down goes into underground mode that's what's going on um well got to reset it looks like open AI a building is on fire that's very American you didn't replace the surveillance towers with statues but I only um I can only do one Statue are there other statues I I need to wait a minute for chat to start working again George Washington is thirsty um give him water yeah I mean I I think I can only make one Statue I'm not able to make multiple of them cuz that's here no here no here here I wish you could have multiple these yeah no more than 10 glasses though okay um I guess I'll just wait a sec and then we will have our American mayor back isn't there a m Elite button in City's skylines too I thought they made the game better is there I don't think so there there might be I I didn't go super in-depth with the tutorial and everything before this you want to revise the off you haven't even acknowledged any of our demands let's start with this simple point no grun emot yet Just Dance stream when why does parxa have a chair remote and you don't parxa chair Parks a chair parks's a chair [Music] emote um all right let's see if this works now [Music] let's Rumble big dogs hello Mr Mayor what would you like to do what's your favorite part about America this one is not canon this is me just checking that it works nope internal server we might have to fill some time I mean the previous one was what like a couple minutes and then it started working again might just have to kill a few minutes we grunted too loud I think you grunted so loud it scared open AI we could kill time by killing some Chatters that's true we could I could just do Russian Roulette and I just pick a chatter to ban every you know every I guess here I'll allow you guys to play ads for yourself here you go enjoy there's now a 50,000 Point Channel reward where you can trigger an ad for all the non Subs hey Doug quick question can Shay be an option for mayor at the end ladies and gentlemen can fix everything [Music] [Applause] [Music] for so that'll that that please don't ban me you know that'll that'll kill some time it does it does disable pre-roll ads for 21 minutes that's kind of sick then people don't have to deal with pre-roll ads can we get a channel Point reward for grunt progress update um yeah I'll text him it's going good cool I only I think he vaguely knows what we're doing so I think he'll really appreciate that why haven't I gotten an ad I guess they don't show them to everybody I'm not sure it feels like a lot of people don't get them or maybe you have ad block or something forg give you fixed your camera and green screen Y what about your gas leak nope any updates n maybe I'll fix the gas leak tomorrow ah but for now that's still um a hilarious little Easter egg in my apartment have you seen Doug Doug and Bal hard to miss anyway if you see him can you tell him to send some moldy bread to the basement the wallpaper is getting stale I didn't get an ad sadly I got a gifted sub it seems like some people get a ton of ads and others don't maybe it's like how recently you watched an ad on twit which affects it I don't know this has got to be a profitable Stream So Many ads and a sponsor I don't actually so I don't know again thank you for the one year I appreciate it okay how many people are here oh there's a lot of people here um so okay let's do quick math as long as we're waiting here so just quick uh oh Zep deck just pow pow pow sniped five people with gifted Subs Jesus Take the Wheel we are waiting for the AI program to return it is currently down last time it was just down for a couple minutes so hopefully we're back to Mr uh uh a patriot mayor soon okay if there's 10,000 people that's easy math and then if I have chat if I give you guys the ability to play one ad every um every you know 15 minutes for one minute then that's four minutes of ads per hour so you know it's it's 40,000 minutes of ads are played in theory but a lot of you guys are subbed and then it seems like a lot of people who aren't subbed don't get the ads anyways right so if we say let's say a third of people actually get the ad so maybe there's 13,000 minutes of ads that are played do you know Eric Sean nope don't know who that is so if you guys play them manually it's like 13,000 minutes the the question the comparison point then is if 10,000 people just get the pre-roll ads which is where when you first open the stream it plays an ad and then otherwise it doesn't is that going to be more or less I guess I don't know how many people tune in every hour like I don't have that data of how many new viewers tune in every hour presumably it's like I don't know what 3,000 per hour each get a one minute pre-roll ad so yeah I guess that's a lot less um anyway I I don't I don't really care either way I never get any ads where do I click to voluntarily watch an ad I don't think that's a feature on Twitch I could be wrong um it depends on where you're from as a Norwegian I don't get ads no matter what oh that's nice do I tried Factor recently I liked it but I found the meals are kind of small do you find they're enough for you on their own I mean they're it's not a ton of calories per Factor meal so I have like two to three a day plus other food so if you eat a lot it's not like one meal is going to be enough necessarily it just depends on you nausea headaches irritation of the eyes feeling unusually tired door generally unwell chest pain disorientation ringing in the ears watering eyes if you suspect a gas leak you should go outside medical treat if you suspect a gas leak you shouldn't be a coward and you should just keep going like I listened to David goggin recently and I realized I should never give up just cuz there's a gas leak in my house okay Mr Mayor what would you like me to do first let's see if it works otherwise we will continue doing fun math unfortunately there's another internal server error volunteering to watch an ad used to be a twitch feature but you would get bits to spend for it oh yeah I guess they they took that they took that down well more fun math time yeah I don't know what to do I don't want to continue the city without the AI working um yeah internal server error pogies right [Music] um let us play pegle yeah I guess we could do that I'm a little I'm a little confused what I do because this is technically a sponsored stream so I don't know if I'm allowed to just like stop I guess no I only had quick milk stream while we wait no um actually I do have some milk in the fridge uh I guess I will we could start a new game we could do some Peg from what I learned on Twitter having a guest leak makes you a funnier person and considering you stayed the same D Doug I'm convinced that's evidence enough there isn't a leak I don't think that's correct start a new city for fun uh hey Doug why did you make me slid my wrists and Supply you with the blood drippings when I first joined your stream I didn't know that you were making me join the cult of Doug doin dude that's part of the contract I texted Parks it's going good he said what is and then he said I just tuned in you're literally sitting there doing mathematics instead of playing the game hi Parks this just seemed more fun everybody wanted to stop playing video games and do math let's Rumble big dogs I have a dinner appointment at 9:15 I'm working on it the problem is that open AI the actual service is currently down let me try again what up Mr Mayor what do you want to do first there is still an internal server eror anybody else um I assume other people are also getting that if you hit the API symptoms of G Le include marital Strife increased skill at 2D Platformers good content and a desire for milking if you suspect you are in a home with a gas leak good luck have fun I'm getting it well I guess maybe we'll do May while we wait uh I guess technically chair can be mayor because um I will not be uh playing the game okay uh let's do some Twitch Plays pegle I guess while waiting for uh City the open AI to come back you are literally trolling Parks it is literally down the servers are down I literally cannot do anything is it still a sponsored stream if we take a break and play pegle do I still say that it's sponsored I think the sponsor hates you no I think they hate you guys let's Rumble big dogs no I shouldn't say that I think they might not like being associated with a milking stream no Paradox seems pretty cool um okay last try and then if this doesn't work we'll do pegle for a bit what up Mr Mayor you there hello are you there are you getting this phone call Sir nope still internal server well hope hopefully they fix it soon I will jump over to some pegle in the meantime oh I have to close the game [Music] then have you tried any other Paradox games I think I've tried one or two others I'm blanking on which which is which um I'm like scared that I'm going to lose the file I could go to gpt3 Turbo maybe that's working maybe GPT 4 is just down but GPT 4 is a little more interesting I think let me make sure that my we didn't lose the whole thing the AI servers only went down once you deleted the server farm from the city just saying this is true this is true 3.5 turbo is also down ah okay I mean 3.5 is still really good could be dying right now but we just wouldn't know I think four is a little bit more interesting but both are extremely good um cool I mean we'll just let's do a level or two of pegle and then we'll see if it's working yeah chat BT is working fine but API on to something that statue looks suspiciously like Vladimir Lenin be careful out there Doug for for those who did not know uh chat gbt is like an application that have it interacts with their backend GPT um or you can talk to their chat GPT or you sorry you can talk to their AI service directly with code rather than um talking to it through chat gbt I didn't explain that very well basically they have an AI service you can talk to it either through chat gbt or directly with code the directly through code right now is not working for some reason even though chbt still is working somebody said is get back is it really or are you just saying that I'm going to ban you let's roll big dogs hello Mr Mayor are you there can you hear me pick up your phone please I'm not going to ban you because um I already lost what your name was and I don't really care that much okay it doesn't work can everybody in chat give that guy whoever it was a stern look pegle pegle P I don't even have stare as an emote I should probably add in the like common emotes that most chats do or most uh channels [Music] have calculate the econom IC damage you've done because people watch your streams while working that's true uh what is fairy [ __ ] why is that a name what is the context of this that's my mathematics it hasn't even beaten any levels none of these I've even what's the what's the one that where I've actually beaten it funny that we're talking about gas leaks I once accidentally gassed myself with carbon monoxide with a gas stove didn't die but felt crazy my mother was not pleased I me it sounds awesome uh I I had the error earlier it turned off my VPN and it worked huh I I don't I'm not using a VPN right now so that's that's not it I don't know which uh account I have that actually has the levels unlocked while we are on this tactical Retreat from City skyline I figured it'd let you know that the stock market is down today uhoh I learned today one Doug has a blonde wig two airports are romantic three math beats video games four caveman is best M and five 2D Platformers are not the only thing Doug is sucks at I am very lonely Chad okay all right yeah that finally came together at the end there all right um let me I guess sort up some some pagle I made a change.org for the milk stream it's called get Dug Dug to do a milking stream I I just don't know if you're going to get like quite the um you know the public engagement that you're hoping for I'm just not sure everything going on in the world character with all the things going on in the world I just feel like people people's attention might be elsewhere you know what I mean could be wrong City skylines too but we demolish a pegle city pegle block okay you guys should just be able to play pegle now how do you know that the AI doesn't want you to internal server eror the heck out of this city that is true it could be the response even though it's uh very much an error code all right let's see what happens BTW for City skylines is it on Xbox game pass or are you not sure about that I am not sure all right you should be able to play now with up down left right or shoot Ready set go I suppose if you want you could use the down time to revise the chat o although I don't know how I feel about you changing sacred tradition but we need the caveman mayor to help us revise It Anyways I've dealt with a crazy gas leak I did actually die [ __ ] was pogies it does sound pogies wait you guys are playing Amazing what the hell is [Music] happening dude you still 10 balls Doug these are all pegle accounts that you made do you not remember oh fets the gas leak affecting his memory CH get out of there it's going to be fine again your shirt is so black you look two dimensional you have no depth again we are waiting until the open AI server is working again so that we can continue City skylines Doug say my name or you hate chat uh thank you for the $3 it's part of the chat oath I can't repeat people's names you know this you signed it with a formal grunt I assume the the thing will will be back before too long this is the best sponsored stream ever I am literally not doing my job I will do my job once it's available but okay great job you shot a fall into an O hole I think you're going to have to shoot through that one right there actually really good shot if you somehow throw this level I get to make fun of you forever deal grunt if you agree you have six balls and one peg left don't be afraid to listen to your like this is the strongest opening of any level you've ever played in said the API was back it was back I swear you're just giving it performance anxiety I I don't think most machines have that I bet it'll be back soon the fact that chat gbt is working means that gbt at just want to say I reject the Chatter's oath down with twitch chat Long Live done yeah yeah reject to the Chatter's oath Doug please wake up you have been in a coma since March 17th 2008 if you can't wake up in the next year I'm afraid we will have to pull the plug do it coward I can take it did you know there's a fully functional pegle add on for wild classic I've played could play that when you need us to wait out your many cowed debuffs oh I never followed up on that so I ended up just having the game open for 72 hours to get through the cow oh my God okay that was a good shot I ended up just literally waiting for 72 hours in game because it turns out you can't bot the game not that I tested this or anything but yeah I just had to sit there and like move every 15 minutes on my laptop like to the side of my computer Doug when did you learn how to go Super Saiyan I am so sad I missed it didn't quite didn't quite land uh all right let us see if the AI is back it took you exactly one song to Let's Rumble big dogs Mr Mayor are you there can you hear us are you alive bad gateway okay that changed um what does that mean who here is smart I'm a Blonde now so I don't know anything what does that mean make a better Gateway we should build a better Gateway in City skylines 2 we can we have the technology to fix this have you tried buying a new Gateway or maybe turning the Gateway off and on again I don't even I don't know what that means I haven't done lots of server programming that's a different error so they're changing [Music] things it means bad gate what we need we we need caveman mayor to tell us what that means I think we could actually ask in chat gbt cuz it still seems to be working means your internet is [ __ ] like your [Music] code you should ask chat GPT it's a 2year subscription that's cash in the trash Inferno thank thank you appreciate it to that one chatter who rejected the chat ho it sounds like you could use a good milking maybe then you join um okay let's see uh what he thinks okay Mr caveman can you explain what a 502 bad gateway network error means oh bad Magic me no no okay that's Gateway bad fix Gateway grunt not wrong I dude I don't I love our caveman mayor I just sometimes I feel like he doesn't know how to solve the problems uh okay I guess back to uh back to some pegle usually from a situation where the front end cannot connect to the back end for my knowledge uh well back to Bagel I was able to resolve this SP using Tri accept sample code provided on the error codes Pages like are you just resending it sir xck you just you just like you just retry they probably shut down the server for maintainance he literally solved the problem Doug I just don't know if he did man um Doug they stopped making Gateway Computers so long ago of course it's gone bad by now it is the top result on the forums let me just try it again bad gateway means a server somewhere in the chain Center bad/ unexpected respon dogs I mean so clearly they're working on it because it's a different error so they're changing something we need to turn this into an educational screen and find a sporal quiz about HTTP error codes my only experience with API Keys is some companies require you to get a new one after either so many days or hours guessing you know this but thought maybe it might help yeah it's uh it doesn't appear to be an API key issue cuz it's a 500 error code Gateway means the server had no idea what it was trying to send to you I thought this was a sponsored stream it technically is a sponsor stream I mean technically I was sponsored to play for two hours so I don't know if um way work I don't know if it's not sponsored anymore after that I think it still counts as sponsored I don't know we won't know unless you tell us the API key that's not how it works you would not be able to know if my API key works you would then be able to charge to SL my of money I don't want you to drink my blood like a vampire your stream cult is too dangerous and needs to be shut down okay this is a terrible idea but it would be funny smash Gateway bad gateway make Cave Hunt tiger be happy Tech bad I share my stream key and then we just see what happens could be cool I don't even know what happens if like a thousand people are all trying to stream to the same stream key what even happens that's kind of a hilarious idea like that's kind of great name one reason why that's a terrible idea can't do it um because then we just get to see right and then I could do like a react stream on my about what my own stream was streaming the previous day share Ludwick I mean I could do that I still haven't done anything with his stream key which I need to do I mean the worst is that I get Perma banned and lose my job that's it it would make for a great sponsored stream let us be May yeah I mean we could um it's just supposed to be an a I mean if this goes if this still broken like I'll probably do that I just assume this would be ready this will be fixed Fair fairly soon the Publishers we'd just like to let you know that we're okay chat playing pagle and that we'll also endorse and fully fund a 15-hour milking stream we leave provide the clows oh I need you to provide the ham of their turn at building a city and get back to the AIS later yeah we can do that it is back to a bad gateway it's swapping between bad gateway and uh 500 do mil King stream on lud's key what's the Worst That Could Happen um just a fair number of bad things um okay why is open AI API having network errors right now has a status page they'll update it as it solve status open I com oh it's so weird the chat gbt is fine um my thinking was that Doug dug would be the one being milked is that not right it's not not exactly clear cool well I guess I have you guys a content creator named Han did anyone can stream from this Twitch account video where the stream key was public oh that's a cool idea I should look into that all right uh I guess let's play more City skylines but I have you guys talk Doug you do realize we never specified what type of milking stream right just go CA or something it'll count I it's just that implies I feel the obligation to do it at all you say that as though I am like locked into doing the things I would give to be milked by Duke dug um very well the countdown starts we'll pull the plugin exactly 1 year from now you won't you coward uh what am I doing sorry my brain is a little slow okay um I have another app that you guys can play let's do that let's see how it goes chhat the problem with the milking stream is that Doug Doug can't afford to buy a cow if enough people donate he can finally buy one and name a Betsy that is not that is not what is holding me back from a Cow Milking scream have you milked a cow before probably most of you guys haven't it's awesome honestly it feels great like it's just cool you just I don't I don't know how to describe it it's is cool so buy a cow you coward what do you mean huh it's not it's like a normal thing on a farm you could just use chat GPT and input the responses into TTS manually I could do that um so I can do it manually from chbt and then we all just pretend that it's it's new when it shows up here we could do that that is funny I would have to change my app a little bit um City skylines 2 will be on Xbox game pass in 4 days wait really um City skylines I need to look at the link hey be sure to use the link from City Sky if you do exclamation mark City sky is almost 40 he doesn't have enough juices to produce an entire stream dude it's goinging on Game Pass that's crazy I do not have game pass but it seems like an absolutely ridiculously good deal and having this on there is crazy you grew up on a s Farm now it's a cow Farm curious I did not grow up on a sorghum Farm my father did all right yeah we can do manual that's funny okay that means I need to update my code though um so instead of getting my question from T from we comment these out and instead we say open AI answer is whatever I manually put here instead of a cow buy a side of beef but act like you got a cow and the reveal is just you cooking it I feel like it might be uh people might realize what's going on you know what I mean all right we're going to manually put it in milking a cow is fun especially when you have to play a game of please don't kick me uh I've literally just searched cow in the there was a status update on the page they're implementing a fix now oh cool well do we want to do this then or do I just guys I think that we may Fort too hard and it die to a relactation don't St just wait what is something I can do bet with louik for the haircut it's okay it looks good little bro smiley face um what can I do that would kill five minutes is there anything that is like see let me let me look at my get costume and milk yourself on stream easy okay I'm going to see if I have any Amazing Ideas that I can do in under five minutes uh oh no the gas is getting to him he searched cow there's a Sans fight simulator called badtime simulator BTW since this is a sponsored stream and the issue is on there end you are legally able to sue them for tons of money for this just kidding but you should try it anyway I don't think I don't think that me doing a sponsor stream means I can sue open AI just because I do a sponsored stream doesn't mean that everybody else in the world like owes me money if things don't work the way they're supposed to I could share my code I've been meaning to do that for months I just don't um I just haven't had the time this is like how um how like because I'm a streamer with a fairly large audience I can just get things for free and then if I like a company I can just reach out to them and be like hey I I have a big audience you should give it to me for free I like the idea that I like I just like deserve free stuff cuz people watch me on YouTube it's so deranged so I do deserve free money from open AI for this this is unacceptable should get a keeps sponsorship I don't use keeps yet okay let's what's a what's a topic that'll fill 3 minutes of time I should probably just learn how how City skylines 2 works better it's probably the smarter thing I should be doing right now use discussion bot I don't think yeah that's true I I don't have discussion bot hooked up I'll get you exposure thanks Big Dog yeah I can get people so much exposure why don't why doesn't every company pay me to do stuff like I bought this keyboard I should get this for free I should not have to buy for things I have a YouTube channel do you know I had to buy the bleach that I put in my hair do they know how many views I get on my YouTube channel okay I'm just going to learn how to do some of the mechanics specifically oh okay one actual cool thing with the game now is like you don't have to the city doesn't have to be contiguous so I can just like have this random plot over here that is like a test plot or something and that way you can buy your gross series with exposure people just don't appreciate exposure nowadays so you have like different plots of land around the landscape well Ladi gent writing these things business expenses so they kind of giving it to you in they round above way making something a business expense does not make it free though like I still have to I still have to pay for it so it kind of I guess um and that's only if it's for work uh like I can't do that if it's not for work obviously or at least I'm not supposed to do that if it's not for work uh enjoy all your ads everybody what what do I not know how to do I don't know how to like make a train I should probably learn how to do that like a Subway to any dairy farms out there if you give Doug a freak cow he'll shout you out during the milking stream dude dairy farms would love the exposure man that dairy farms have really been like some random family dairy farm in Bakersfield or whatever is just dying for to connect with Gen Z you know what are they even dairy farms sell to like Giant grocery aggregators they don't don't like sell directly to people online I don't think I don't think you can just like buy milk directly from small dairy farms the disuss discussion bot I made Might fill up time well I mean I should just play some City skylines and learn how this works how how does this work and then you go underground wait so do I put I have a small local Dairy SL Meat Farm here in Eastern New Mexico I'll get you the de sty Doo okay so that's how do I make the subway Underground how do I make it underground cuz this looks like a train more than a Subway is it page down oh that's the opposite oh you're right oh God the granddaughter of a small family Dairy Farmer in Vermont I can confirm you can purchase beef and milk from the Farms themselves they are happy to sell all right well maybe I should do a a sponsorship also I think your family owes me some money now cuz I talked about you and I'm a YouTuber so you guys kind of owe me think about all the money you just got from all that exposure I have never personally just gone to a small farm and dude this Subway sucks uh and like just purchase things like that although my hey wait what hey Doug last time I tried to do the exposure trick the police didn't like it okay T man here's why I'm never ever going to bleach my hair again because every 30 seconds somebody new enters the chat and um asks why my hair is blonde and for me this is hour like 18 of talking about this maybe it works now let us find out Doug I had an uncle that died of exposure no it's fine he was from the bad side of the family oh so he's like that cool let's Rubble be dogs Pro hello Mr Mayor are you there are you alive still an internal server uh man Subway thing looks crazy I've only done like the simple stuff for for City how did you get Doug stream key it'd be fun to try to make like a really complex City it's just the the stuff like Subways and traffic and train stations and whatnot are so like they just break my brain I'm way like my brain works better at designing beautiful art like this that's on the surface but the instant you're like also managing all the traffic flow stuff um and the the traffic flow slow management is like crazy upgraded in this game apparently download a pre-built City off the workshop well this is uh this is the new game so it doesn't have that yet um what else should I learn to do in this game while we wait what about ships presumably these go in the oceans mostly right like you'd probably want it down there I don't know why I would need boats ever for this sort of thing and I guess it'd be worth figuring out how the airports work except that was destroyed a long time ago can you do disasters I don't think you can add um you can force like meteors and stuff to happen that was DLC actually a Cow Milking simulator on stream for like $3 I'm not asking Doug to play it but I did think it was funny enough to share howow milk hey dou while I was eating pizza I chipped and hit my head on my desk I'm fine but where are we on Rosa fundraiser and why is your hair hipster blonde I think you're a bit late okay Cow Milking simulator is a VR game I will not be able to play it unfortunately let me see do I need a VR headset Doug we can partially see chats through your hair is this what they mean when they say your hair is thinning no you can't my hair perfectly blocks you no I just don't I don't have a VR headset I don't think I can play it I mean sure I'll try playing it or try buying it oh hey Doug does Me Caveman owe you because you exposed his own oh ho no uh new song formal de jaal didn't didn't you already have the alert go off okay good start immediately crashed well that's um that is cow simulator hey Doug now to chat oh God oh God I just noticed that I was gifted a sub FL at the protogen 69 thank you on the other hand [ __ ] you you will R the day you remove EDS from me I will find you I assume it's cuz I don't have a headset plugged in a lot of VR games you can still play it without a headset is having a flm sorry everybody don't think I have it doesn't want to switch have a Cow Milking game I have no idea um okay I should probably have just tried a different challenge or something in the meantime instead of just sitting here filling several minutes at a time we need we need a a really compelling conversation topic that everybody gets enthralled by you need steam VR download oh I don't have that I don't think I mean now I have milking simulator at least the discussion bot was I manually hooked up a bunch of sounds I can just pick one at random here you go uh go the federal information processing standard publication 143 fips PO 14-3 is a US Government computer security can't believe you don't already have a free one from being a YouTuber yeah why haven't a bunch of companies sent me VR headsets I am a YouTuber I deserve it um okay I didn't even hear what that was try this one the following railroads currently no we know we've that heard that one too much how about what have we not heard uh unincorporated agricultural zone teraton is an unincorporated agricultural community in Jefferson County Idaho United States it is located at an altitude of 4,790 Ft east of Mud Lake begin discussion go okay cool that killed a couple minutes um how about sea snail mitoro Deni is a species of sea snail a marine gastropod mollusk that belongs to the family mitr morphid begin to discussion uh this one's about a farm the Merit fry Farm is a historic farm located west of Jerome Idaho United States to Stone buildings a house a bunk house and a barn begin discussion God that's such a good discussion topic uh as a person who owns one to two switch on the switch there is in fact a milking game first you play the first five games which are kind of a tutorial then it unlocks all the other games and one of them is a milking game uh how about rule 41 rule 41 titled search and seizure is a rule in the federal rules of criminal procedure begin discussion that was pretty good you could let us click Maps around Wikipedia to find our own discussion topics independent study that is a good idea Helios all right chat go ahead pick pick where you would like the discussion to go while we continue to wait for open AI to return uh go ahead there you go what what does your heart [Music] desire okay lot of people interested in Daniel nuba um 133% of people seem to want Hurricane Wilma uh 15% of people seem to want Category 5 hurricane oh no 26% of people want 16 psyche okay um this appears to be the main interest point for people so we're going to click this uh chat 16 psyche is a large mtype asteroid discovered by the it Italian oh sorry one second wait discovered by the Italian astronomer an anal ball de gas Paris on March 1982 and named after the Greek goddess psyche the prefix 16 implies that it was the 16th planet in order of Discovery it's the largest and most massive of the mtype steroids one of the Dozen most massive asteroids that's pretty cool all right where now [Music] [Music] okay we're it's looking like people want Greek goddess yeah that could be that could be potent is that TOS I hope I don't get banned okay this is a good page oh we're just in Greek mythology it's the body of myths originally told by the ancient Greeks a genre of Greek folklor today absorbed alongside Roman mythology into the broader designation of classical mythology interesting all right where you want to go next in Greek mythology um what is your heart desire [Music] chat okay I okay we're going to scroll down past the boobs we don't appear to have enough um uh sure how about here if you still have the code I sent you it reads random topics from Wiki out loud for Endless entertainment that is true I think chat will be um a little more entertained by click Maps I'm also I'm just in the mindset that like 2 minutes from now it'll all be fixed and then that's been going on for 30 minutes or whatever it's been okay it looks like a lot of you guys want to to go for Gerberas and then 66% of you are interested in Prometheus does this mean you want to click on Prometheus or you just you just like him Stark thank you for the win year man appreciate [Music] it can you put click Maps above your camera oh click Maps is below the camera you're right wait is it it is there you go all right most people seem want to click on serous okay it's a lot of my face hey Doug there is a pegle challenge run that me and some other pegas have been doing called all clear's deathless challenge ACDC for short you see how far you can get full clearing every level in a row in on Plus without level resets or fails I want to do something similar as my next like on stream challenge whenever I have some actual time it will not be full clears though it'll just be beating the game deathless which obviously plenty of people have done but I have not I haven't watched in a while why does Doug look like he's going to take me to flavor tone I am kind of curious how far I could get on that on a full clear run right now okay let's do that that sounds more interesting to me than you guys just clicking around wikkipedia do I just wait it has been like 30 give man Wikipedia has an open rest API that might be fun to use in the future there's even a random end point n Wikipedia orapi restor V1 slash yeah it'd be pretty easy to make some coder on that I just hey Doug long time listener first time caller I'm just not supered random one person to see how the chat mob seems as an individual read all the chats from one person I don't know what you [Music] mean okay we're going to do a bet I'm going to play pegle specifically we're going to do a prediction for it specifically that prediction is uh I'm just going to delete the current bet uh pegle how many levels does Doug full clear um zero 1 to two 3 to four five six plus new prediction the question is I have to beat the level but fully complete it hi Slim Shady long time viewer first time viewer have you ever tried the H in game peger [Music] I don't know if it's an indie game okay new game you should work with a local farm and make a video about their stuff this is the first stream and it's very cool also nice say thank you that would actually be kind of fun I don't think there's a lot in La that are easily accessible but there's probably I mean without you drive a few hours easily okay the bed is up I have to clear every single of dongles of FL and this is for the milking stream thank you that will go immediately into my bank account well the timer is waiting for the American um mayor to come [Music] back it's owned by EA it wasn't owned by EA when it was made though is it still an indie game if my furthest run of this got to one to two good luck ladies it's time for ads uh enjoy your ads everybody I hope they're [Music] wonderful youan so you mean you be one level I do feel like I'm about to lose on this level though which is a little embarrassing uhoh beautiful I've have gotten zero free [Music] balls all right doable uh I probably just need to manually stealth Cox than you the five gifted Subs appreciate it I'm so Rusty I don't remember how the bounce goes okay oh that was way too high okay I just need to this is fine I just do this and then I do this no okay Believers hey Doug poetry stud again generally all clear's death lless is done in New Game Plus so you can use the best Masters my PB is getting to 5 to three and the current record is 6 to3 by briter also no resetting for better generation or early normal clearing God that sounds so hard okay I got unlucky running back to I'm running back to [Music] bet so I am technically playing hard mode because I don't get to pick the the best heroes or whatever [Music] damn it I wanted to preserve that one so part of the challenge of a full clear for those who have not played hardcore pegle is that you can't you can't clear all the orange pegs first as soon as you clear the orange pegs the level's over so you often fail to clear all of the pegs because you accidentally clear clear all the orange ones and the level ends before you can clear all the blues the whole challenge of this is to clear every single Peg though um so I at least for me I generally want to like leave one of the oranges somewhere for later so I don't accidentally beat the level okay this should be doable okay that's not what I [Music] wanted oops way too [Music] high I'm going to go for this side [Music] first all right one [Music] level I'm going to leave these two that's my Strat okay that was weird that's [Music] one somebody's asking for refund not how it [Music] works Wicked oops too much of a bounce never mind perfectly planned um we'll go up here oh that was way too much of a bounce not good [Music] okay nice that actually worked believe it or not that is exactly what I wanted to do okay this is going brilliantly I don't know if I'm getting really lucky or if I'm just [ __ ] insane at pegle cuz this level's gone great so now I'm going to clear the blues up here while bouncing over I probably should do this differently but just like this sort of [ __ ] um I just need to leave a couple up here that was [Music] dumb really really [ __ ] I might lose no how am I going to throw this that's not okay I should not be doing these like cross the map bounces okay okay I just need to get this one and we're good that's [Music] two uh okay I save this one right here I saved that for the end God Pickle's so great all [Music] right if I beat this level the next one's super easy to full clear the fourth level in the game is is crazy crazy easy um [Music] uh I should have changed that a bit oh [Music] well hey duck did you give into the voices yet should have waited for a ball bucket no the gas buildup isn't high enough yet this is not looking that good okay that was actually that was that was solid that was solid um that was so bad that was so incredibly bad I'm just going to go for free bounces here like that and like that no no okay we I have to go off this and then it'll bounce down here and it'll get a shitload of free balls or way to the right and get a shitload of free pegs that's fine wait I should actually hold on I should do [Music] this [Music] okay I need to get this one at some point I'm going to do it now [Music] no okay I just need to this is [Music] fine okay okay too early no no go in yes okay now I need to double snipe wait wait if I go into both no I can hit both right here full [Music] clear that's three okay this one's going to be super [Music] easy [Music] I win it's not [Music] over [Music] um I should be able to do four um I'm going to go this side oops that was super [Music] dumb okay this is actually really going bad this is going real bad this is going so bad don't go that way what are you doing I have to go for like points and [ __ ] oh this is going so bad ah I got to go for free [Music] balls [Music] get there get [ __ ] okay three balls left no get okay I don't know how to do this I don't know how to do [Music] this okay if I clear these like that not like that b ball come on come on hey Doug can you end stream so I can watch the VOD that is City skylines to [Music] content this is [Music] important it's possible I could do it I'm [ __ ] nuts very L why was this the hard [Music] one damn people about to make a lot of [Music] money [Music] why did it minimize everything congratulations Doug you did it you're incredible great job Doug you're amazing like wow that was so what an amazing person best game wow oh my God you're incredible Doug W um [Music] ah they updated that we're continuing to fix the issue oh boy what a good timing that uh chat open AI goes down during the stream woo I guess it's going down decently often like every two weeks so I shouldn't expect it to just be up all the time I should probably have like back backups and [ __ ] use Bard Bard doesn't have an open API right now I asked for API access but it is not available to most people unfortunately backups are for cowards the stream's going to be the worst stream of the Year category n it's fine just pretend that this middle hour and a half or however long this ends up being just didn't happen API I requested access um surely it'll be up in the next two minutes though I was not able to get barred API access I did try maybe I'm doing something wrong um okay I could we could just manually have the guy tell me things a I couldn't handle the pressure of being a man I think we literally ruined it okay we're going to do manual version have you considered making your own generative AI that way it will never go down because your code always works I uh that is one of many things that I would like to do if I had a shitload of time unfortunately I do not it'd be it'd be fun to like do machine learning it should still count as a sponsored stream right I mean I only had to do 2 hours of stream technically so I have I have achieved the sponsorship already this is just I want to do more all right we're going to manually play go back to City skylines because if chat gbt still works I can just give it the full prompt and then just paste the answer in and you guys just need to not look at it so it's you should see if you can get access to Claude anthropic AI apparently ad Rivals gp4 anthropic c/ Early Access yeah I would love to explore more AI stuff it's just hard because I've been extremely extremely strapped for time for like two months now there's a lot lot lot more that I do besides just coding so just is really hard to find time unfortunately I would love to explore more AI stuff though when I get a chance okay I now need to write out a description of what the city looks like hold on I need to bring back up City skylines can we just be mayor I mean ironically if I had done my original idea for today's stream would not have had any issues and that was you guys being mayor but I wanted to do like an all AI version to see how it compared to the city you guys made hello Mr Quick spars don't you have a thing for Texas speech so yeah so I'm going to use chat gbt and then paste over whatever its answer is all righty so first I need to do check ladies and gentlemen it's time for [Music] [Applause] ass our city is full surveillance Towers good weekday dog dog if City's skylines isn't working why don't you try Villages sea lines City skylines is working fine just to be clear it's just the AI program that I use which is open AI has been having issues for the past hour or so mayor a computer has been M but we have yet to see you work up the guts to try being M as 8,000 people yell at you that's true I have been awfully cowardly except when I was doing the tutorial earlier and everybody was screaming at me the whole time um bald eagle Farm a giant volcano in a heartshaped lake a hexagon I'm sure you have done this before but could you show the behind the scenes on how your streams are set up personally curious about how all of the different softwares interface with each other to make these top-notch streams happen have fun at TC uh yeah I should just I think I want to do it in like a formal way is the problem but then I've been putting that off for months cuz I could like quickly just talk about what I do but I feel like it would be more helpful to make like an in-depth video about it and then I don't have time to do that so I just push it off forever um at some point I want to properly share everything uh I it's just it's just been low on my list of like things I got to do is all cuz then I also got to learn git again I don't want to learn git nobody likes git a giant Hill hey Doug why is it is Rose's 24th birthday still in the tag list for the stream uh it's her birthday all year [Music] long stop sniveling you sniveling baly use your so-called good coding skills to fix the AI oh okay it's now not letting me use chbt either hey Doug why not make the AI on stream you know how awesome of content that could be and also if you're comfortable with sharing why have you been so strapped for time recently thank you for your content smile oh I've talked about use GitHub desktop you don't have to write any git yeah I know I know it's just it's just one of those things just a lot I moved to LA I did a px panel I'm planning a big event in uh November I've been doing lots of collaboratives stuff with other people there's personal things going on in my life and then there's a lot of work on YouTube videos twitch stream prep coding um the various streams I've been doing it's just a lot just a lot going on moving really slowed things down okay I think I can manually make the guy talk now let's Rumble big dogs all right I need to change his name what was the name I had for the Patriot guy that's who we were on last was the was the patriot mayor like an hour ago and we were still playing City skylines what was his name up here was it may American mayor or is it mayor America Mr America may all right whatever we'll change it mayor America what was his voice does any remember what his voice was it was like was it guy shouting it was Guy shouting all right that sounds I mean that's very American just having a shouting guy all right theoretically I have manually used chat gbt to get the answer and then I threw that answer into my code and it will just say that answer one time and it's not actually a conversation that I can continue uh but we will see how it works well supervisor first things first that observation tower ain't tall enough double its height and top it off with a humongous cowboy hat we're going to turn that volcano into Mount Rushmore 2.0 carve out Washington Jefferson Roosevelt and Lincoln holding burgers and fireworks I don't and lastly at the base let's build the world's largest hot dog stand cuz Ben Franklin told me in a dream he wanted that oh okay USA I don't think I can do almost any of these things in the time you have left um I can't even like unpause the timer the timer froze dude everything's working awesome today um okay I will yeah Liv split froze great thank you Liv split very cool I got to just figure out a new timer life split is so [Music] [Music] bad all right I'm going to do as much as I can I'll give it like a minute or something uh all right observation tower making it taller relocate well I could just okay I can't make the observation tower itself taller but I can make a big hill for it Doug I finally realized what blonde hair does for you you look like you help organize Hearthstone tournaments is that a good thing Doug don't lie you're busy trying different solutions to your boarding the fury wig is just a side [Music] effect wait that is more than double the height I think whatever we're going for it relocate can them air fix my parents broken marriage wait I can actually okay cool that looks good USA USA uh okay cool let's go what else does he want me to do he wants to do Mount Rushmore I don't think I have time [Music] are there hold on are there hot dog stands is that dude the camera movement is so erratic because of all the height differences this is I'm not doing this by the way this is because we keep the camera keeps like falling in the O holes it's hot dog stands I think signature buildings might have it it' be a commercial maybe food station okay steamline Diner oh this is a CL classic American Style Diner that's for sure what he [Music] wants okay and at the base of the observation tower the world's largest hot dog stand uh I'll connect it with the road wait uhoh I didn't where's the what why is the why is it not connected [Music] huh there we go if you need a new timer check out Ash manx countdown timer it's an OBS plugin you can use OBS web sockets to control it programmatically too manx countdown timer I'll write that down yeah that'd be great Liv split is extremely frustrating because it's so inconsistent okay uh that is more than enough time that he has gotten um so we're going to assume that's the five minutes right there what a what an achievement for America can we get a quick Kona in the chat to acknowledge this new Beacon of freedom [Music] oh I didn't have time for Mount [Music] Rushmore and this hot dog stand your company ad here can I change the name oh a company has to come rent it oh it's cuz there's zero people in the village I recommend chat we are good at counting in order yeah wink okay twitch chat with these incredible developments do you want to reelect this mayor pxy uses Google timer search and he knows everything so you should try [Music] that [Music] sorry Mr America the camera is so confused by what's going on when I moved here it like moved against the wall like the pillar of the observation tower all right two-thirds of people liked him but not quite enough for the people who try this game in five days when City Skylands 2 comes out for uh console and Xbox and uh Game Pass I don't recommend making gigantic divots or Hills all over the [Music] place [Music] all right I am manually entering the final words from the mayor [Music] let's Rumble big dogs uh well supervisor just remember that John Adams wants arm wrestle a bear while eating apple pie and that's the spirit I tried to bring to the city y'all might not get it now but one day you'll miss my patriotic P ass keep those fireworks flying USA forever USA USA okay new time for a new mayor usa party popper United States party popper thank you all right our next mayor [Music] is [Music] Daredevil so the Daredevil just wants stunts and crazy action and to break World Records he's a stunt man through and through it's just what this city needs to turn it around especially because we have zero people right now this will help with tourism [Music] okay I need to input his whole thing God this is a mess make him secretly a [Music] superhero okay that's fair long sleeve black [ __ ] bleach blonde spiked hair back slash it's happening isn't it you're entering your back slimo phase yeah when you turn 32 is often when you have an emo [Music] face is there a single competent m in this list I'm starting to doubt I think some of them have been great hey Doug can we eat the new mayor I guess you need to uh ask him all right I am copying and pasting my prompt into chat GPT this is very tedious it was unlucky that today is the day blond dug open ey went down for like hours impoverished [Music] areas really though that's this is not the image I have in my brain of that I have something very different in my brain fair enough chat caveman May got us some [Music] people uh I'm writing out the description of how he should answer this is normally what I would say to finish my date with M romantic me since the airport was destroyed maybe we can have a date by the O holes I mean it's up to you um and it's up to this mayor to turn our city around okay Mr Mayor the city is full of giant oah holes uh and observation tower on a giant Hill thing a volcano lake with apple trees and a bald eagle nest what else do we have in the city surveillance Towers a competent May how dare you speak of the caveman May that way remember I grunt you grunt we all grunt so how dare you um yeah I added that he's also a superhero uh lots of coal power plants but they aren't hooked up into anything the statue of George Washington and nobody actually lives here because there's no electricity or running water we or sewage treatment [Music] um okay you [Music] it is [Music] generating I am putting it into my [Music] code let's Rumble big dogs uh and you're going to be Jason shouting [Music] all right timer yes all right Mr Daredevil mayor we've got a lot of potholes a big observation tower hexagon art coal plants we got a lot of [ __ ] going on what are you going to do to drive tourism back into the city ah you ever do the swooping bald eagle dive supervisor I once Dove off a taller observation tower into a pool filled with Jello okay first let's connect those coal plants we're connecting the biggest skateboard ramp on the Giant mountain and make a zipline from the observation tower to George's head wait and I heard villains hate skateboarding win uh doesn't sound like shouting to me um hey Chad it's me mommy mayor to the chatter who I am dating yes our next date can be in one of the O holes I love them maybe this won't be the only o hole you will see on this date okay all right let's not get too explicit everyone hates the care Double Down shave the beer too let's see if we can't cause a few heart I can't even imagine how many people would be commenting about that all the time okay connect the power plants is what he said to start with which is great where do I do [Music] it wait we don't actually have like roads to connect [Music] to wait the O holes are blocking the ability to connect electricity to anything dude how am I okay I think I got to go up okay there we go how do I dude this is are these connected okay they are connected so now this jeez okay so this electricity can connect to all of the other power plants right no hold on is the city finally powered it seems like it oh my God please okay there we go uh now we need them over here I'm do I need to put connect all of these I feel like I don't need to connect all of them guess he did want Power everywhere why is it still complaining about power [Music] okay uh that's probably fine I don't think he needs more than that CU I want to make sure I have time to build a skate park or whatever okay and now he wants build the world's biggest skateboard ramp on the Giant mountain okay so the mountain should have I think ramp down iter oh slope terrain tool okay that should do it now we just make this into like a ramp thank [Music] you is this going to be ridable by any buddy how do I make it ridable could I do a road on it no it says the slope is too steep okay I can make it ladies and gentlemen it's time for ass to miss mommy mayor could we also go on a date I am very lonely and think that your love of romance is absolutely enthralling I will match it with my own romantic gestures getting you flowers writing you poetry and making you laugh our story of love and divorce will be one okay I'm going to make the cave bigger I make this bigger so I can do a ramp off of it dude it's this is not skateboard at all um I guess if we just put a guy up here okay I just need a way for them to access this is fine this is [Music] fine the skateboarder I just need to wait for the skateboarders to get here all right so here's what I'm going to do um I'm going to buy the area over [Music] here for a cool million dollars then I'm going to go to the terrain tool oh my God no no no okay you can't control Z how do I this is absolutely gate boardable once that's all I need I'm trying to build a ramp up that I can make streets on like I where I can make roads um soft terrain okay I think Mr is a great streamer too I don't know that other guy though oh that's what I should have been using is the smooth tool okay I know it's timer let me finish the skateboard ramp cuz that's what that's like the one thing he really wanted so I'm going to cheat on the timer and give that to him cuz I'm hoping the road can get up here [Music] right okay this slope is still too it's still so steep I don't know if cars are going to be able to get up this dude okay I got I got to make this even even bigger okay oh I need to get rid of the power plant to be able to do [Music] this okay our goal is so that somebody can drive from the ground to the top of the tower and then skateboard down the other side that is the goal okay how are we doing on that's pretty [ __ ] steep still dude the ramp is going to be so long okay that's kind of working is that steep enough it's still too steep this is going to be a killer skateboarding ramp okay this is going to take a long time to set up look Buckle in I'm going to play some uh loud music get ready for a long long skateboard building session is there anything like dramatically different I should be doing I think I just need to keep making it making more of it [Music] right look this is what we're all here for 5 minute ramp Adventures Jesus Take the Wheel god king trash B thank you so much for the 10 gifted Subs appreciate it thank you [Music] man [Music] okay dude is is this even remotely cor like okay we're making progress it's longer okay we're good this is going to go like 15 miles [Music] man [Music] this is the content I pay to not watch ads [Music] for uh no sto's still slope's still too steep all right we got to we got to keep going my cousin frock Morton could shred [Music] that God he was so [Music] cool thank you to Zoomies for sponsoring today's stream and Hot Topic Dad can we have coffee no I shouldn't play during a sponsored stream even though technically I have the rights to it and technically I've like passed the time that it was sponsored why is this slow too steep here what how's that too steep Jesus is perfectly navigatable terrain come on I mean it's a little fit god king trash thank you for the 20 gift Subs enjoy your ad free experience flatten it yeah yeah that's probably what I got to [Music] do that was too much the problem is that there's existing roads it really doesn't like oh come on how is that too [Music] steep I just need to get a little more dirt underneath it how is this how is that still to sleep come on okay we made progress dude this is going to take forever this is going to take like three hours to get this to the bottom I don't know how okay there's got to be a faster way to do this right hey Chad it's me again mommy mayor you all look cute today make sure to reelect me at the end so we can build some romantic hot shap toea hols together I mean there needs to be a way to get up here Bridges why would Bridges make that work I don't even know how to do Bridges I'm realizing the skate park will have zero people well we'll have more people once the skate Park's done think about it I feel like I just don't understand how to use the Landscaping tool very well like this this one I just need to use better I think cuz when I'm doing this it doesn't it it doesn't like create a ramp this city is as good of a city as you're cooking from the other stream was it being edible thank you I did think it was delicious like why is it just flattening what am I doing wrong [Music] here is it should I be doing the rounding one this is making it smaller this one is even isn't even raising it is it top to bottom City skylines Construction Company can you please ramp up your output the costs are too steep thanks all I see what you did there okay so if I just move if I if I move the ramp downwards then is it okay this is it important to make sure you guys are all prepared for City skylines 2 when it comes out in 5 [Music] days okay so if I move downhill that seems to be a lot lot better so can I now that's still too steep dude that is a perfectly navigatable path what are you talking about look at that that's a beautiful Road unreal how is that too steep I feel like I actually did a great job here what am I doing wrong I guess it doesn't need to be do something other than a road what like the height makes this very hard to navigate I feel like that is totally doable change elevation [Music] oh high bridge is the last one try it or like the obvious sutian is an airport on the top and the bottom of the mountain n what what do I do with this like look at how far I've gone down compared to the height of the last chatter Doug's career has peaked his ideas are getting really thin he's one step away from falling off a cliff my enjoyment of him is being eroded make a really long bridge where are bridges [Music] okay if we just get a bridge it doesn't seem super stoked about that the sto the slope is too steep okay hold on if I if I just make the city limits really really really long will it work then it all connect to this Alleyway that's randomly at the top of the mountain how is the St dug is all right actually come on elevation too low okay sto slope too steep really even from there this one says distance Too Short oh hello guy fiery funny running into you here did anyone ever tell you lot like this du dug guy you're right we go up it still says it's too steep make a Bend okay that's a good idea that's a good idea I need to buy more land then this is going to work then we do complex curve come on give me this how is that still too steep dude really that's too steep I feel like that should be good okay I we got to make the city even bigger this is now the new challenge what there we go we're buying everything we might need all of the room in order to get why can't I purchase it permits used 290 what wait what can I not buy more land okay here we go this is the most important thing I've ever done finding a way to get a street down from this mountain make a smaller Mountain at the edge oh that's a good idea okay but I think we can get away with this now we connect with this is by the way an alley and now the bridge comes down no no no we do a complex curve oh my God okay [Music] okay okay we have made a ramp up to the top of the hill [Music] uh we need to connect this back to the city is this even our city is this is this from the city [Music] whatever when did we start playing Planet coaster elevation to [Music] we need to how do I get [Music] back wait it's still not going to the [Music] ground do I need to go higher up or something maybe switch back to row oh well that's the wrong one that's way wait what why won't it let me continue it I guess I can do normal roads now why won't it let me continue the bridge how do I do that there we go elevation too low okay so I do this oh yes infrastructural nightm that's my streamer okay all right and now we go back to normal Road and we connect it to the freeway boom we're done now that's a daredevil move Zeus god of thunder here I just wanted to let you know that this hill is so steep even my good buddy sopus wouldn't want to push a rock up there for eternity okay no Copus would love it okay I'm just going to go down so there's a bit of a a bit of a rank ramp for the skateboarders uh yeah and then and then they go down here okay perfect and we go like this beautiful okay uh that's our skateboard ramp done okay so it starts here and then you jump off and you start going down the ramp okay that's going to be [ __ ] awesome that is going to break some World Records dude okay all right all right all right um that took like 15 minutes but I think that's the mayor's time what um is anybody who has open AI access any chance the API is working now it says one fix was implemented but we are seeing ongoing issues a subset of API requests in chat gbt users are impacted we continue to investigate API is still down oh what are the chances that it goes down for like two or three hours ah it just ends at the bottom well that's how skateboarding ramps work and then it turns into like a yeah and you get to do like cool jumps here I think it's working all right let me give a try let's Rumble big dogs any chance you're there Daredevil any chance you can hear me nope bad gateway still look at the [ __ ] this take like 6 months to drive up up okay yeah API is still down so we got to keep doing it manually maybe just do this another day I want to complete it I feel like they'll fix it soon it's a skateboard ramp for Heroes since they'll actually [Music] survive we do still have a population of zero all right well let me ask him Doug I think you need to sacrifice some virgins to open the chat Gateway all right I'll pick a random chatter we'll take him out uh Maria Richardson is complaining about healthc care in our city Maria you don't even live here okay come give it a try okay that technically was 5 minutes that took like 20 minutes to get this set up do you want to reelect Daredevil [Music] mayor unfortunately he is not reelected let me get his parting [Music] words hey du dug you could add some housing on the top of the montain for the skaters but would they I guess they could like you know they end their pilgrimage up the top of uh what is it called can't see Greystone bridge when they make it to the top of Greystone Bridge they could stop we could put like you know even Zone there are there are spaces for houses up here do you think it's all right if I just put a house my God this is so hard to navigate okay right there I put one uh home that's now being built is the bridge not connected to the road I think it is yeah you come over this way yeah nobody seems to be going up there guys there's a new uh cool Bridge up here at the top what do you mean that the top is not connected my God this is so hard to navigate wait a minute wait a minute no done so now this house right here great real estate if you just come up to uh Dale Street now we'll get visitors for sure okay let's go check I think I should put a toll booth though we could be making serious money off the people who go to the top of the tower I mean the view up there is going to be insane maybe we get this semi truck to come visit come on we just need a couple people to move in and then everybody else will realize how great it is ladies and gentlemen it's time forever oh sorry the pole my [Applause] bad enjoy your ads okay this guy this guy this guy come on why does nobody want to why does nobody want to join I don't get it this is a great opportunity [Music] uh make more houses up there I can make a whole District up there all right hold on we got to quickly this is cheating a little bit but [Music] okay and then we'll do a commercial [Music] Zone I can't uh visit our new outlet at Laurel Lane can I click there I think the problem is people might not be moving in cuz there's no power or electricity up there wait is electricity go through the the whole Road okay oh it just doesn't go through the highways and the sounds of traffic are making me think an enemy is near do you mind removing all roads so I don't have to hear that thanks turkey tits less than three uh no that's important okay now wait where can you add a tool Booth every couple of feet from the entering of the ramp to the end that way they will have to pay thousands to get to the top yeah that is a good idea oh the roads aren connected to anything over here that's [Music] why okay is everything connected now [Music] okay I think everything has electricity but will we get the parks bet again later yeah yeah yeah we we'll do it like right before he joins okay now this whole area has electricity I'm pretty sure yeah we got electricity now they have no excuse not to come the air is getting polluted you guys will be [Music] fine I know I'm cheating a tiny little bit the guy who pushes balers here he switched the lanes anywhere near the hill to get away from the entrance be merciful I beg of you I have severe enough back pain as is H sis you're going to do great I believe in you why does nobody want to come up here this place is [Music] sick are the wait they're saying they don't have water oh and there's like a sewage problem up here just [ __ ] off the cliff why do you need me to Pipe you sewage okay they are building though I think not enough water backed up sewer high rent well with that view it's going to be high rent man we got one is somebody there did somebody join oh we have one citizen now thanks to the ramp where are they where where are they and a side that says free parks the meet up this [Music] way did they did they drive up to the [Music] house just build a pump so it drops a sewage no no no I I'll wait for future data is showing that people begun dying more than usual it may be due to road accidents no I think we're safe I mean that's what the Daredevil wanted man uh okay we're going to I'm going to pause it there we'll continue with the next mayor um I do need to ask his final [Music] words let's Rumble big [Music] dogs all right right mayor dared double any final words on this beautiful accomplishment for the city election or not they'll remember the artificial Bill Adrenaline Rush uh-huh safety is for the ordinary but legends are born from stunts remember I'll be watching from the Shadows ready to combat evil on a skateboard okay cap swoosh well the hero that we have there's only one person so they're a hero we are getting one person an hour though so not bad um thank you Mr Daredevil it's time for our next mayor I don't know how many more we'll do depending on how the uh if the API comes back it is yeah I checked if the API is working it was currently not okay Hollywood [Music] producer that' be good why are you saying oh [Music] no wait what is with what is wrong with the Hollywood producer this will be great for our town gives us tourism is it it just me or does Doug look like Doug I have no idea why you're saying oh no he will blow up the whole town a producer needs people a producer is going to create a town where people want to come to he's going to build an economy he's going to reboot the town just give us cave Ben uh how many I we could roll how many more do we have I I I can't tell because of all the tech problems how much time have we actually played I want to give the AIS about as much game time as you guys had before I show it to [Music] Parks he's going to recast caveman um let me see if API works this will be much much much faster if the API just let's run will bait dogs yo you there mayor [Music] nope man teaches me to rely on just one program technically it should have been 55 minutes so far yeah but there's a bunch of extra I don't know how many uh I don't know how many mayors we had when we did this with twitch chat cuz obviously a lot of the time has notevil say he was going to fight evil on a skateboard that seems like it would be a tactical disadvantage but maybe I'm just not enough of a thrill secet to understand make a seagull mayor uh no I'm not going to do that okay we're doing Hollywood producer we have a couple good ones um treasure hunter could be good anime we could be good Esports Pro I need in order to like like actually get the the whole thing back on track and hopefully the freaking uh API is done by then so I can talk to it more rapidly oh we're we're close enough to the the thing being done that um that I want to keep going the last time it was down was for three hours dude dude oh that makes me less confident I could just do something totally different until this is back up like we just do I just do a different stream for and I just do a really long stream today how long has it been down yeah it's been down for like hour and a half two hours now aren't you supposed to be in Vegas soon I'm going to Vegas tomorrow uh it's that or we do this incredibly slowly like I've been doing this last [Music] one yeah pegle or spunky I think yeah yeah I'm gonna I'm going to hold off we're going to swap to something else and we'll come back to City Skylands if you do a different stream can you pretend all of this stuff before it didn't happen like you just started streaming I feel it's unnecessary uh I just checked no I'll I'll do something else it's fine uh if you want to watch the conclusion of this um I will still do it today but we are going to play I guess pegle by we I mean me trying to do a no to trying to do a deathless run but I don't know how interesting that is versus um something else spunky okay so we're going to kill time until um open AI back up that is the plan [Music] oh pull over here uh what do dog play Spy pacifist uh dog play pegle no death run which is something I want to do soon I can do um uh what is it Super Mario All Star shuffler challenge that I did two days ago how long I've been waiting it's been like an hour and a half or two hours it's been down so at this point I'd rather just commit to a a a really long stream and uh I just do something else until it's back up this is very split This was meant to be uh to make it easier for me to make a decision about what to do next [Music] um all right I'll do spunky pacifist I got to plug in [Music] uhoh [Music] what's [Music] up yeah I'm alive uh I have bad news unfortunately the power button on my new pc is extremely sensitive and right next to all the USB plugs which is not a very good build in my opinion uh not a great layout so I restarted the computer while plugging in my [Music] controller wait wow two streams in one day you're spoiling us you shouldn't [Music] [Music] have [Music] anyway yo we're going to I'm going to play some flunky Doug I need to know are the oos okay I mean I saved the game I quit it should be good a bunch of my OBS footage just got corrupted so that sucks but that's all [Music] right okay it's 500 a.m. for me so I think I'll go to sleep so I can actually go to work tomorrow remember your sacred oath chat grunting is non-negotiable good night yeah sorry that we've had a big delay on the actual mainstream but what can you do um what is this hi Doug your hair looks different from the last stream what's happened we're going to go through this again oh wait let me do the mod version of spunky I genuinely I feel like it will never stop the comments of people being like what tug's hair is different like until my hair is back to normal ordinary octave than you man uh cool once again as a reminder uh once a once open AI is back up we're going to go back and finish the open AI stream keep it up Doug it was a hard day for me too so I share your struggle but you keep a smile and I didn't but you made me so thanks you're welcome yeah I mean I would love to not have this be happening but what can you do I will uh I will be all right there's worse things in the world than having to do a longer stream because the AI system that you use isn't working I guess if anybody sees um the open AI status come [Music] back then let me know did the recording actually get corrupted yeah just like the last hour of it don't worry guys Doug simply had an accident involving several pounds of piano shredded cheese and a yellow can of paint Doug no pressure but Believers are the majority right now wait really okay I got to crush it all right presumably you've seen this before spunky 2 if you don't finish the randomly generated game do you have to return the sponsor money uh no but I am going to finish that today I'm about to go to twitchcon I'd rather just finish that out uh um I just start to go fund me for Doug to buy open I fix their broken code don't worry Doug you can quit right after it is very unfortunate that uh you know this happens to be the stream oh thank came back I almost had to watch a react streamer I do want to do some React videos of my of people reacting to my videos at some point oh okay well okay all right well is that a that's a warmup right that was pretty bad blonde I think that counts yes apparently we must go through this twice in one day I am now blonde sorry Believers look there were too many of you like come on that's not okay breaks the the core Spirit of the Doug Doug Community like we have to punish people if they're that confident uh yeah if you haven't played oh God this is going to be a mess if you haven't played spunky okay okay all right randomly generated levels you have to get from the top to the bottom it's a really hard game without needing to not kill anything but without killing anything it's insanely hard ooh spring boots uh at the top there's a mod that Red Skull at the like top middle of the screen that says zero that shows how many kills I had so if I ever do kill something uh that will tell you that apparently was not a kill interesting I don't know how that's not a kill but it's back to 75% doubters okay good balance has been achieved this is a good thing I'll check at the end of the level but apparently that was not a kill I I don't quite understand how M Nemo thank you man I want to send you another good feeling you made for me today thank you for the Minecraft server that brings a lot of people together hey you're welcome uh that is not uh okay that is not me all credit to to all the wonderful people working on the Minecraft server that's that's a total Community run thing okay I feel like I killed multiple things and yet I didn't apparently why don't you record videos in MKV cuz OBS is works the only time OBS does not work is if it crashes which I believe any recording program will crash um will not why did I do that I'm I wasn't OBS records to MK oh it's like a file format um I don't know Jesus Take the Wheel death watch thank you I'll be honest I'm kind of tired it's been a long week it's going to be a long day my brain is not operating at full capacity right now Believers this one for sure I'm going to play one of my favorite [Music] songs exclamation mark next time you do DND you should add a Holy Paladin the picture for the character should just be your hair because such as the brightness of holy Radiance your hair is blinding chat from the red tea of VI all jokes aside love you Doug Doug thank thank you that a Holy Paladin would be good for the next D and D sesh whenever that is I'm going to wait for this snake hey Doug I'm eating cinnamon toast crunch right now can we get some cinnamon pogs in chat okay normally I don't like people saying chat to spam stuff but Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal let's be honest in terms of cereals that are like horthy University professor and I have to teach tomorrow even though my cat just died literally 10 minutes ago thanks for streaming I needed something happy you're welcome sorry to hear that man if OBS crashes while recording an mkb the file won't get corrupted I had some reason why I did um movs but I don't remember so maybe I'm just wrong I don't know I'll look into it Tri to show my parents some of your videos to show them who I've been watching as they asked randomly when visiting my family they sat there and asked if it was supposed to be funny and if I was okay send help they don't love Rosa and I don't know what to do adults don't seem to have a whole a great time with my videos and I'm okay with that I uh my parents try to watch sometimes and they oh we like watched this video we you know didn't follow much of it but it just seemed like you're having a great time and I'm like it that one feels like you should follow it I I have been uh perturbed at how difficult my videos are apparently to follow for parents I I don't feel like they're that complex personally but um dude my brain is not functioning great right now Doug is the height of sophistication I showed my parents that one of the um AI Invasion streams and I felt like that was not overly complex why did that dude I am playing badly I'm just going to be honest with you that was a kill Doug I'm an adult and parent of two and have spend 11,700 Bitties talking out my messages clearly I'm invested well it sounds like you are a younger parent it seems that above the age of 60 there seems to be some sort of block in the brain that I'm 24 do I not count as an adult what am I then you're a cool adult all right we're talking about those lame adults that are like you know old when I first showed my wife your videos I started her off with Rosa she didn't get it and asked why the random OT is so important that's a valid question she gets it now though and enjoys when I put them up on the big TV especially the random chat spawning crap streams at some point I want to do one of those streams for Starfield September I got drinks with an old friend and we bonded over watching your vods and a few weeks ago we exchanged I love yous for the first time so thanks for helping me get redacted and fall in love less than three you're welcome that's awesome Doug I just got to this stream and why is your hair 0.1 mm longer than it was last stream you're not wrong I feel like you guys are a lot more invested in my hair than I am Doug what is your age demographic I don't know what do you mean like most people who watch I I don't know on Twitch on YouTube it's the vast majority of people are 18 to 30 I think 46-year-old divorced father to two and I have no idea what's going on the only thing I know is that I spend most of the day talking to hot chicks on the internet and teres a surprisingly large amount of mils living in my area oh and your stream is okay too hey Doug we have to make fun of your hair because it actually looks pretty good and there must be [Music] balance thank you it is funny how hard you guys G me though did not see that also my young 20-year-old co-workers seem to think well you're not old then you're cool okay maybe what I should really have said is my parents don't I love your videos in my Twilight years 30 is so difficult I don't think that's I don't think that's the truth I maybe what I really meant to say is my parents don't seem to understand and that it's not oh okay I thought I was about to attack Doug we are more invested in your hair than your head is Baldi I just literally this stream and last stream every like 30 seconds minimum somebody comes in it's like why are you blonde we aren't gaslighting you that sounds like something a gaslighter would say why would you Gaslight chat like that oh sorry dog I showed my 60-year-old dad The Pajama Sam video and he actually loved itce he said Sam four was his favorite okay so maybe it's just my parents are the the uncool ones and your guys' parents are all super cool why you my parents barely understand what video games as a concept how should I expect them to understand why I watch a strange Man play them incorrectly while a chat box spams rigged it doesn't make sense hi Doug something looks different about you did you get your braces off okay if you okay if if aliens came to Earth and you had to explain why we do things what is the explanation for why I have a job doing what I'm doing right yeah this this guy so we have a thing called video games is where you just accomplish like fake virtual things already that's potentially a weird cell depending on what the aliens are like oh come on man and then and then it's like okay and then this guy plays the games and you can watch him play them and the aliens will probably like oh is he like really good at them no no he isn't that's that's not part of it okay well then why like he's he's like okay I'm not even like comically bad at video games it's just like mediocre ow [ __ ] and it's like and then the people who are watching will sometimes play the game and then they're even worse like what what is the pitch here to an alien like this doesn't make any sense Doug I am 89 years old in the local retirement home I have to wrestle the remote from go through to watch you on the Telly and I don't understand what's going on but it seems like you're having fun oh thank you gertude or wait are you Doug you forgot your is supposed to it while playing 2D Platformers oh yeah my nose has not itched today oh yeah I beat the first world by the way sorry uh doubters um I'm just going to play really really really recklessly actually I don't need it is Rule 27 of the chat the chat is just grunting how do you possibly interpret that into we must Gaslight D hey D maybe you can help your parents understand your streams by explaining it with food that's a thing though I can't explain to them why people like it how do I do it I'm 38 and my friend Drew is 70 we both think you're a comedic genius thanks for taking a photo with us of p and signing my OS also I just got here while talking about age oh I don't I don't remember how we start about this gaslighting doesn't exist that's just something you made up that joke is overplayed but is still very funny to me um I'm going to bomb [Music] some somehow we were talking about parents or something hair is looking than a Gaslight never seem to understand what I'm doing they appreciate what I'm doing and they think I'm doing a great job sweetie but I don't think they actually follow the story of most of my videos based on4 and my mom told me I shouldn't be watching this kind of violence you're a bad influenc I don't think that's I don't know why she was in my house there's a small pink blob who is explicitly not killing anything in today's stream hi Doug you look like Guy Fieri can you say your catch phrase beans uh what way do I go look like Steve Harwell the lead sing of Smashmouth when he was going through his blonde face how the hell do I get out of here think like this awesome I didn't know the back street boys were touring again I was intending on jumping past the block and then okay now I'm warmed up though oh I'm playing [Music] Storyteller the answer is that humans like to feel a part of a community and funny blond board man meeting point and also companies pay good money for them to show ANS speaking of which enjoy your ads non Subs a streamer modern day testers that's a good question I would say yes going to be honest dug with that hair you look like a 47-year-old crypt bro trying to be HIIT with the kids to sell them nfds and time shares I'm restarting this doesn't count Doug you mentioned explaining your job to aliens and it's sumon the aliens in my stagi Valley game if the Zen on get me I Blame You the prediction is still going that doesn't count I do not you guys seem to have all of these associations with blond people that I don't anyway what's with you today did you get a new pair of headphones also gaslighting was invited by oil cooperations to sell more [Music] oil the rule has always been if the prediction isn't over it doesn't count that is is not [Music] rigged apparently either you guys all lead very different lives which is probably what is going [Music] on or there's like a billion people who have bleached hair nowadays cuz everybody seems to have a million different stereotypes that I apparently am now I have no point have thought of nft bros or crypto Bros as being blonde between you and your brother your parents must be completely confused used on why you both are not homeless we're both like very well off which is the weird [Music] part like my sister is like a should be lead sing during his blonde face and Guy FY thank you okay here's what I'm going to do I'm going to go attack the shopkeeper steal all the bombs and then run out before I die Ready set go just tell them you actively brainwash people into thinking bad streams are some of the best streams while also conveying that Rosa is the true Queen of England in the world yeah see that's the thing that doesn't make any sense uhoh guys I don't get what you're all saying he's not blonde he's Bal there it is okay so now the shopkeepers are going to be mad at me but only for one level as long as I survive it I'm fine starting to actually feel bad for you with all the hair [ __ ] talking to be honest it actually looks pretty good in my opinion I I don't care I really don't care I it is I think at this point something you realize you decided to come out of retirement for one more stream allow me to eat my Mac and Cheese to celebrate bad news if you were a jest does that make Chuck the king I forgot that there was a shopkeeper I would have been fine otherwise [Music] ah what did somebody say right before that oh oh I don't think anybody actually cares about the hair change I think that if anything is different about a stream that people want to take the opportunity to acknowledge it so I don't I don't I just think it's inevitable if I were if the layout of the stream was changed people would bring that up constantly when I shave my beard it was brought up constantly I don't think anybody cares and I don't care it's just like if there's a big visual change then people have to address it for some reason I truly do not care I want to play City skylines dude uh I'm so annoyed at open AI why today why today that it goes out for 3 hours it's been 3 hours now it's because of your hair uh they should subtly change everything on stream all right yeah I don't get all these blonde jokes either but at least you're not a ginger I think that people can find whatever dumb joke they want to say at least with the blonde jokes playing guy donkey sauce yeah okay at least with the blonde jokes people make an original comment they're not just like picking one all caps word and spamming it those are the only jokes that I find incredibly boring if people are just insulting me to sleep in a different way every time totally works yeah okay well I invited that obviously but also I am [ __ ] right now D you look like Chad Kroger the lead singer of Nickelback no I don't you guys just seem to think that any person with blonde hair looks exactly the same which is just incorrect Doug the only thing aliens would be wondering if they came to Earth is why is this bad 2D platform a blonde I I think there would be more that they would be curious about to be honest with you first stream why are you blonde if it's your first stream then you don't have any context about my hair being a different [Music] color I'm a natural blonde and I do not live to any of those stereotypes I am not a crypto bro a '90s byy band member or anything like that I'm pretty [ __ ] stupid though okay all right well you you almost got there dou the change in your hair is the biggest thing on my mind H and I just feel like you guys should maybe diversify your lives a bit if it's this big of a deal this this is the third day and technically the fourth Str did you take the italics off the title um italics don't exist um ooh bombs take that there are no new stereotypes for blonde people nowadays it's just that we're naming the blonde people we know oh anyway you look like you ghost people on Tinder after you exchange Instagram follows I don't get you look like Chad krog lead singer of nickel yep see if the joke just becomes you look like Chad Kroger lead singer of Nickelback then it will not be funny anymore and I know that I just invited that to potentially happen you should make some very minor change to the stream layout every time you go live to Gaslight chat that is a really funny [Music] idea the lack of knowing about the hair chain shows the fake make fans who don't watch all vods in highly generalizing and standby broad generalizations oh they posted an update Doug I think your hair is activating father issues in me and my dad has long black curly hair I'm just as confused as you about it okay so can we all agree everybody's confused about how to feel about the hair and we're all going to get through this together uh what does this say the underlying issue affecting a subset of our API customer and CHD extension is an upstream part of our API authentication stack we're simultaneously scaling up the underlying cash resource we found to be near capacity and working on an alternate system that does not use the cash we will keep you posted as soon as we have an update and we are sorry for the trouble this is causing you ah bummer this is looking like one of the longest times it will ever be down I need to get this city skylines thing done before I leave tomorrow so this might be a late stream or we pivot to like to you guys being the mayor or something but that'd be boring I think they are personally saying sorry to you um yeah this is seemingly the biggest issue they've ever had based on their previous downtime history uh which just happened today in the meantime I will play the song where they [Applause] go hey Doug first time on the stream thank you for all the amazing content like glitch the fantasy football team doing um a lot better than I thought I'm three and three and I should have won two of them if I didn't have so everyone whose blond does look the same to me that's fair but I I don't think most of you guys are face blinding you have an excuse oh my God is the tower woods from Legally Blonde 2001 playing spellun right now I just it's not that's like not the same as bleaching hair are you just going to compare me to every blond woman now you're blond next thing we know you're going to be blue and colors in for a BAL beardless Doug that Doug's a real swinger you could be playing Mario Bros wonder is it out I thought I saw tomorrow okay but actually that one chapter was right 3 hours ago you do look like Seth Green do I oh I beat world one by the way ow okay it's so good to see that my favorite mythbuster Adam Savage has found a place streaming on [Music] switch I just don't see it is starting to drag on this being the same color does not make everything else match like it's just not correct I I feel like maybe you guys stop talking about your hair maybe you guys are do the stream only capable of seeing hair maybe none of you physically like see hey D just realized that the whole music for the phones where I work are the dancing Furniture music from pajama s really that is crazy hey Doug my first stream I'm so excited I finally get to experience the Tom Foolery firstand welcome welcome um you look like one of those PC brothers that's got a police people and Crush major puss while wearing six shades this was a South Park references for those Unfortunate Souls who don't [Music] know hey Doug my partner thinks your hair looks good it's giving K-pop boy thank you that's what I've striven for all these years I've always wanted to look like my favorite uh K-pop member goo [Music] tag and and uh bong smoke bong smoke could be a real K-pop name oh [ __ ] uh this is not good what's going on right now H okay this is really not good oh my God I'm [ __ ] nuts oh my God I'm [ __ ] nuts woo oh great second stream why are you bald okay okay hello dog dick are you blonde in an active room Rebellion against your parents you look like the vampire David from the 1987 classic The Lost Boys he's blonde David 1987 [Applause] [Music] I mean I see it more than Adam [Music] [Applause] [Music] Savage ooh chest oh oh oh okay damn it come on this is why is this so hard I'm just going to use a [Music] rope bombs love it uh can I do en skip here I guess I could H I'm not going too I'd rather save the bombs world three is tidepool so this doesn't count for the prediction I played volcana pretty good I think I think I played pretty [ __ ] good crabs do not count all right next up is TI this one is really hard singer of Kroger and also my wife's boyfriend's uncle's husband [ __ ] you Chad tide pool's real real real real hard if you're going to believe on this next round uh you are deep like my teacher who smoked cigarettes with seniors on lunch break that I could see ladies and gentlemen it's time for S I just reverse image searched a screenshot from stream and guess what you look like this guy named Doug Doug from twitch it's like a doppelganger no no that guy isn't blonde blonde hair is cool but personally I think blue hair ranks sestier in the rankings because it lets me have pronouns yeah I don't see it lets you have pronouns oh wait wait sorry hold on you probably meant this it is common knowledge that every blonde person across the globe shares a singular brain cell with the rest except for unnatural blondes or Bor ones or guy Fier looking ones or nickel back ones anyway nice headphones to expand on the person who said you could gas light chat with minor layout changes things like moving your overlay a few pixels each time could be entertaining I just don't want to do that that sounds so inconvenient will your hair go back to normal when chat is back is this a protest I'm scared of the man you've become in this difficult time yeah I'm I'm doing a a blonde uh-oh okay this is not good okay somehow I'm alive that is extremely lucky oh my God it's my favorite lesbian generous oh [ __ ] um I'm not going to bother gambling I don't feel like I have time thanks ow bad bad oh my God I thought it was going to kill me wow I glad to see that kidlock has a streaming career ah I took an unnecessary hit or two there [Music] [ __ ] oh my God stoen his back dad why is he playing spelunk and have an American accent [Music] though guys hey Doug Hast anyone ever told you that you look like the Duke Doug guy I just need to sue him for copyright infringement all right one hit and I am dead I'm sure this music will help me though I didn't know Ruby l from The Fifth Element stream go left [ __ ] I hey Doug long time viewer first time in joy okay tide pool is so godamn hard man sounds like API might be back somebody just said API is working but let see that'd be great [Music] let's Rumble big [Music] dogs hello Mr Mayor are you there what do you want to do to the [Music] city hey my good City up it's time to Rocket artificial ville's Thrill Factory by transforming all those boring flat roads into Mega launch ramps after I rode The Inferno jump over 500 cars my perception of life in cities changed forever okay after a Brisk three and 1 half hour coding Adventure open AI seems to have fixed it or at least it's working enough to get back to City skylines [Music] okay parser is available for 1 hour and 10 more minutes he needs to review our city at the end he is busy so if we build the city for one more hour tops and then we call him that's it and then we go assuming this all works angle thank you for the 12 months so it is time to grind out some City skylines okay but serious question about hairstyling is using olive oil in your hair healthy for it and does it give you the same color as your hair now I'm going to give you the same answer um that I gave to my friend when they asked how babies are made I don't I don't know know hey you can try it just kind of try stuff out see if it works wait did we already elect the next mayor Hollywood producer elect not going to lie Doug you look like one of those blonde characters in Baywatch this isn't going to be this is suitable for work right oh do [Music] I I don't see it your parents worked hard dyeing your hair for all those years why did you stop all of a sudden now you're blonde really excited to see the adoring fan from Bethesda playing one of my favorite games City Skylands is great I mean I'm kind I guess I'm being paid I'm not being paid to say that but I am being paid by them goo tag playing span is that Korean popar goo tag um you look like this streamer called Doug Doug but if he had blonde hair what I like about the internet is that if you Google me it's the most unflattering pictures because that's all I submit to anybody when they I just submit this over and over and over whenever anybody ask me for a photo of anything it's on the Wikipedia page all of Cutie's events I you I just sent them this I send it to like interview requests and stuff people have done I sent it to my agency to put on their website like it's just all I just put this image on everything that is [Music] great so I like that if anybody like searches me that's that's the most common thing I don't know if that's a flattering photo or not I suspect it's maybe a it comes out a little strong out of the gate you know but what do I know I'm just some dumb blond hello lead singer from the hit music video One Step Closer by Lincoln Park how are you today so you just mean the the lead singer of Lincoln Park I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shadies are just imitating so won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up please stand up please stand up cuz I'm Slim Shady yes and the real shady all you other slim shadies are just imitating so I came here looking for Doug dug but somehow ended up with xqc with a beard there there are so many more people in the world who bleach their hair than xqc and Korean pop star gooob hello I'm colored blind and confused why is Doug's hair green so what did you think it was before I mean he already gaslighting us with the obsidian pillar and pixel he knows exactly where he summoned them from oh oops I got to run the with your blonde hair you look just like from Demolition Man okay I got to we going to get back to focusing on the game but I am curious Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man hey dog why are you short ha jarth from [Music] Labyrinth I don't see it man man I'm going to be [Laughter] honest hey Doug in some seriousness which part do your parents not understand do they understand the concept of Busa or maybe a street performer and chat is tipping you without our donations except that corporations can sometimes give you big tips no the the concept of I thought we were playing span why are you blonde it accentuates your boldness the concept of streaming and of having viewers is not what my parents struggle with it's more like oh I do a Skyrim challenge they're like I don't really follow Skyrim I don't really follow the game it seems like you guys are you know having a good time and then there's games that I think they should be able to follow even without a lot of video game knowledge and it just doesn't seem to land it's not that they're literally like what you're on the internet like they do understand like basic concepts about human interactivity uh um okay and there's been games where I'm like this one should be followable and nope API is a tad unstable yeah their message about it didn't seem super confident to me well we have 50 minutes this is where we left off I hope it works I need to pick the voice uh how about Jason and shouting sure all right hopefully this actually works let's find out here we go uh okay Mr Mayor Hollywood welcome to the office we are dealing with an interesting City right now we've got this extreme Daredevil uh skate ramp that people can drive up to I think there's even a house up here uh there's an observation tower that the American Patriot built a bunch of hexagonal artwork in the floor some oooo holes a volcano uh bald eagle nest statue of George Washington and some observation towers and Farms what is the first thing you'd like to do to the city come on work don't die don't die please oh my God I [ __ ] died oh oh come on open AI I shouldn't have put on this song the song Always ruins [Music] it somebody said the AI is being a little unstable and I was like no I'm not going to read that out loud I'm not not going to believe it I mean I can try it again it's just uh I just have to repeat the entire situation of the city every [Music] time okay I'll try it again uh yeah fearian you can do that that's a good call let's Rumble big dogs I do like 15 minutes I mean we're just going to try until it maybe works oh but I have to redo everything every time oh come [Music] on welcome to the office Mr Hollywood mayor the city's looking great we have a really really really really big skate park that people can go into we got an observation tower we have a bald eagle nest a water park I forgot about that some hexagonal artwork uh some o holes a cave and a bunch of smoke stacks around it as well as farms and observation towers what's the first thing you'd like to do please don't die please don't die please don't die please don't die please don't die I think it died it died well I think report it works some of the time use a wild Loop and a TR accept yeah I guess if it yeah we could brute force it if it works some of the time like [ __ ] it let's just let's just like uh deed awesome uh okay sure [ __ ] it so we got to update the code so that it does uh it it it basically does a retry if it doesn't work so this is the call that it looks for we're going to wrap this in a try accept basically it's going to try that um while true try to get an answer and if it gets an exception uh if it works we continue and if it why is this not why is try what's the issue with try hey guy Fier has anyone ever told you that you look like the streamer Doug Doug what am I missing we'll wait one second and then try again going why are you suddenly blonde God you guys all right so basically what this is doing is instead of crashing it'll just wait a second and then try again we'll see what happens chat did he announce the launch of his actually hold on let me um Grant do I have Rich yeah it's literally Teddy from prison break on Twitch not a good way to stay here hidden from the fence okay oh my god it worked hey Doug I have off Fantasia which means that I don't see pictures in my head like normal people big do it doesn't stop me from eating light bulbs thank you for the great content you're welcome hey Doug for some reason all those movies you've been in accrediting some guy nameen Wilson instead I think you should sue them break not continue I don't look like Owen Wilson Owen Wilson's a natural blonde just discovered this Doug dug guy say hi but he seems be out at the moment test test test what would you like to do first Mr Mayor okay let's see what happens so it's going to ask Chad a question it's looks like it's going to fail out streamer I used to watch Fu his name was Duke Thug W try again fell off what a loser just trying again trying again of course you don't know cause you're a giant verg Doug who will never honk any 107 trying again it doesn't seem that just repeatedly yeah it's adding the token every time so I would need to not do that probably D you shouldn't text and drive that's very irresponsible let's kick off ding wait it does Central Park g into a gigantic outdoor movie said liking my Blockbuster zombie pigeons from Mars okay then replace all the historical statues with states of Chip bronley two time Academy Award winner for Attack of the 50 I'm not going to look that up cuz I don't have much time left okay it it kind of technically Works um even though it's going to have issues cuz I'm building the chat history repeatedly but we actually prompt to argentum from the Smash Hit game Final Fantasy 15 real you guys can Google that I don't have enough time I don't have enough time we got to we got to go we only have till 8:40 dogs which is in 45 minutes to build the city before sh par twitch stream poies not just super incorrect U all right all right we got to go we got to go I change it to Jason shouting I do Mr Hollywood dou hopefully we can get in like two or three more Mayors before we show started watching you live More Love what you do you're hilarious thank you man I appreciate it thank you thank you thank you okay let's [ __ ] Jam that's definitely going to work very first thing I saw when I discovered your channel so it checks out and you stuck around so the science proves it works at streaming okay Mr Hollywood mayor welcome to the office we got a lot of [ __ ] going on in the city we have a tall observation tower on a big hill we have some hexagonal art we have lots of oo holes we have an absolutely massive massive skate park ramp that you can go down Jes we've got a volcano with lava in it and we've got a lot of observation towers still that I forgot to take down plus a water park what would you like to do first H Todd thank you for the five gifted Subs man appreciate it first off that volcano sounds perfect for a sci-fi film I've been planning lava lizards from artificial bille okay let's add a permanent film set right at the crater babbe we're going to have pyrot Technics Round the Clock okay demolish a few of those boring observation towers to make room for a giant red carpet entrance the Stars need their grand entrance there's one observation tower okay he wants you to destroy the one Observation Tower or did he mean no no did he mean the satellite Towers hold on uh wait Mr Mayor when you said observation towers do you mean the satellite Towers or the single observation tower that we have on top of a [Music] hill okay now it's trying multiple times now it's going to stack my question repeatedly every time it asks okay because of the way my code written it's an out oh turn a couple of those satellite Towers into props for my upcoming Alien Invasion flick satellite Sabers we need those Towers to look like they've been blasted by extraterrestrial lasers got it okay now about the observation tower on the hill slap some Hollywood letters on it for a memorable Skyline this is Tinsel Town 2 okay he wants the Hollywood Sign written on the I don't know how to do that I don't think you can do that in this game any ideas okay I'll start the timer any ideas for how we put Hollywood on this I don't think you can like draw use roads um okay what if I like put it out here like I put Hollywood out here I think he'd like that okay now I'll just do oops okay oh okay that's fine it's not this is going to look fine you look like LC if he still was a twitch partner I mean I guess it's [Music] true oh okay the O's a little bit [ __ ] up don't worry about that hey Doug and chat can you help me with my homework oh that looks like an O I'll makees it and okay okay that looks great uh Hollywood Sign added has anyone ever told you that you look like twitch streamer Doug dug if he was blond instead of bald people have said that um okay how do I add fireworks to this he wanted like a movie set next to the volcano what would I is there like some specialty thing stop seeing it film actor Manion a guy named Doug from up okay this will go here um it seems a bit dangerous but that's fine uh he said in the volcano pooper first time F love the blond hair you look like varic from Dragon Age okay I need to make a little bit of water or I need a little bit of land hi donga Brad generalizer here even I don't get the connection with you being associated with literally anyone with blonde hair thanks broad associator okay now I need to flatten this Doug I'm species blind and your blonde hair makes you look like a golden retriever okay so inside the volcano is where the actor's Mansion will be and we'll Film Studio movies in there thank you I don't know who Johnny Test is but I assume it's a guy who is blonde and has no other similarities to me okay um what what else do I do I think that's the the city of Ninjago was saved Zayn's streaming career has taken off uh okay all right Mr Mayor uh we've got a beautiful Hollywood sign up what do you want me to do next okay it's going to ask him that multiple times it looks like that's two times that's three times that's four times that's five times that's six times that's seven times that's eight times it's nine times it's 10 times 11 times again it's asking the question so every what I asked him is just going to be repeated about 13 times now 18 19 20 dude I don't even think we're going to get a coherent thing back from the guy he may want to increase the time between attempts didn't know the DD and do stands for Doug duug it's asked like 27 times now this is a pause we got to let this go we have three people in Hollywood town by the [Music] way okay it's asked like 38 times now I think I got to re print out the response messages to make sure not being rate limited dude one a second should not rate limit me I don't think yeah I mean I guess I might get banned rryy time equal all right all right quick coding Adventure [Music] um please play your storm again what does that mean you need to take an updated picture with blonde hair that you can keep sending after your normal hair color color grows out maybe in the UT suit D this looks exactly like London if it was designed by toddlers okay hopefully I'm not banned hi dog can you green screen your hair we actually tried on Wednesday it didn't really work let's Rumble big dogs all right this little retry uh less frequently [Music] rigged okay Mr Mayor just like you asked I kicked off a new Hollywood sign and put a film Mansion for all of the actors inside of the volcano of our city what would you like me to do next Doug's real twin brother revealed not clickbait gone seexual yeah it seems like it's working like one in 30 tries oh yeah sorry I mean hly [Music] wowed it just seems like it's totally dead ah you broke it Doug way to go well I don't think it was me be honest we've got 35 minutes to build the city and get it to Parks otherwise Parker cannot review it at the end you Just sh fabulous just fabulous oh now let's demolish half of the residential areas to make way for a massive drive-in theater where we can Premiere my upcoming film gorillas and tuxedos we have like two brawl featuring Oscar nominee stud Beefcake and while we're at it convert the remaining residential spaces into luxury villas for my precious stars to reside they simply can't be expected to commute darling okay so all right we keep going there's only uh these houses were destroyed by caveman mayor I guess let's break these down what did he want to do demolish half of the residential houses to make way for a move movie theater okay right there you go we're down to two people thanks to that uh there's like a house up here on the cliff I guess we could we kill one of those and then he wants the remaining ones to be changed from normal residential these are the only houses we have left these are the wait there's three people here I guess maybe one of them doesn't live here so if I change the zoning I guess to like high density okay I changed the zon so it's better for celebrities gentrified sagge yeah I'm sorry appar unfortunately uh Holly wow has been gentrified um okay we're we're down to two people it looks like that is time high density means more people not fancy yeah but I don't know what the fanciest thing I could do for this is I feel like people would prefer a fancy highrise oh they don't have water ah they'll be fine okay uh that went swimmingly chat do you want to reelect this mayor we probably have time for one more and then the final rerun of the mayor assuming it works the crane is thirsty yeah the crane needed some water okay Mr Hollywood's not getting reelected uh mayor Hollywood unfortunately while the film actors loved your changes the general populace did not you're being booted out of the office any final words and now we wait hey Doug did you dip your hair in Donkey sauce I bet if you rung out this hair onto like a toasted bagette with some roast beef Doug you got to know that parkster absolutely hates anything that's remotely intelligence based I don't think that's true uh all right well it's trying a whole bunch of times skip last words he was kicked out by 90% I mean yeah we don't have a lot of time we're we're only getting like one out of 50 requests to actually go through from the AI ah I feel like it's it's got to happen though right we've already done like 40 of them I wonder if the odds are higher or lower by retrying a whole bunch of times probably lower oh God help I changed my name from stth check to this got the bit after an egregious mispronunciation as this during Tuesday's stream I didn't realize I cannot change it back for like 2 months what the [ __ ] have I done I think this city needs one thing a Zone just for automobiles so if you are feeling adventurous and want to drive you can get in the zone AutoZone there go I'm a longtime City skylines fan with over thousands of hours in it I already pre-ordered CS 2 months ago if it helps you can tell colossal order your stream made me get it say watching you struggle to get it to work made me want to play it even more ladies and gentlemen it's time for [Music] [Applause] [Music] ad is chat gbt working we'll do this manually we don't have enough time I would I would just like stop stream and turn it on later but I gotta get this working man I got to wrap this up because then I'm going to twitchcon um okay maybe we just go to C or not caveman whoever you guys elect as the final one and we just do that and then we call part [Music] here oh but Esports Pro would be so good if we do it manually I could probably Blitz through two more all right all right let me uh let me let me start blitzing we're going to go quick the plan is in 27 minutes we call Parks and he evaluates the city we call it a [Music] day uh um I need a loud energetic song sure football song go uh Sublime test go chat gbt go open the eye promps go um okay I got to do Hollywood I disagree with theen wi and comments you look more like a second rate Chad Koger from nipple back but with shorter hair I'm not going to look up pictures anymore we don't have [Music] time they let golden retriever stream on the internet now W how many MERS do we even have long time YouTube from first time Twitchy loser can I touch your [Music] hair I know your secret you were always naturally blonde and dyed your hair brown I want to give him some final words hey Doug your blonde hair makes you look like if this guy du dug dyed his hair [Music] [Music] blonde maybe I've been playing to much Mario but Doug kind of looks like B incess Peach hey Doug can Pajama Sam be the last May I think he's the mayor this town needs also why are you blonde does anybody know why Doug is blonde hey Doug finally made my way over from YouTube your content has helped me through some dark times thank you for the laughs sir you're welcome thanks for stopping by sorry I am uh P help you debug code seems like something a very professional individual like them would be proficient at uh nope cuz it's not my code this is big open AI which is the very very very large AI service that everybody uses for everything if there are three in Hollywood town and you here where is the last member of NSYNC unfortunately um long time frog first time twitch nerd are you going to S on this here/ s ones nuts feel like that use a little more buildup all right hi chat this is just Doug Super Saiyan pH except instead of hours of yelling and staring at his enemies he uses the time for coding Adventures truly super give a yel please Darlings always remember my greatest hit zombie unicorns from Mars it was a Timeless Love Story between a marshing unicorn and a Beverly Hills hairdresser that's not Timeless artificial Bill you'll Ru the day you lost the magic of Hollywood Lights Camera Action okay how many mayors have we had is there do we have a history of it anywhere oh I don't even have the wheel up [Music] anymore okay there are 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 so we went through 10 we went through 10 of them I think this is probably the the place we call it um I would have loved to do all of them but what can you do Esports Pro is my Ace in the Hole to [ __ ] to make this city come together but instead we are going to reelect one of the Mayors okay we have elected 10 total AI Mayors this is the beautiful architecture they created chat is now up to you one mayor gets to return or one of the new ones that you haven't elected yet it is your call the final mayor will get the last five minutes to clean up the town and prepare it for parks's visit who is the final mayor um let's see what was the do I have the order of this anywhere H do I have it on Sublime Text hey Doug throwing money at you has really allowed me to take my mind off of things today so thanks for that got and lost my senses of smell and taste which has been tough on me since I cook professionally thanks for being a great escape get to the district very often F thank you so much for the what am I saying of course you don't thank you for thank you thank you uh welcome y'all unfortunately my stream is a little uh [ __ ] up at the moment we're doing City skylines but I have an AI elected as the mayor I don't know who that is uh but the AI service is down with the way I normally use it so I'm having to do it manually and it's very very slow but we're Trucking along so after 10 different mayors we are now rev voting on the final one oh oops the final mayor that is going to come back for 5 minutes uh boom Hollywood producer Daredevil uh I hope you enjoy this extremely confusing and slow paced stream that won't make any sense if you haven't been here from the beginning thanks for okay artist we did artist right yeah scientists overbearing parent we didn't do cuz you guys could elect a new mayor American Patriot I think I know where this is going anyways I don't know why we're doing a giant vote but that's democracy and Esports Pro okay so your options are frat bro government spy Gordon Ramsey who we didn't see caveman hippie who we didn't see conspiracy theorist romantic treasure hunter who we didn't see Hollywood producer Daredevil Pete activist artist scientist overbearing parent who we didn't see American Patriot anime wee who we didn't see an ESP Sports Pro who didn't see okay I'm seeing a lot of love for sing a lot of love for the anime weeb and Esports Pro Mayors who didn't get a shot but overwhelming support to bring back caveman [Music] mayor should I try should I try the program or just do it manually probably just do it manually be safe right unless anybody here is like testing with the AI That's working for them bummer it's all right it's working for me you're probably lying it works for me you're probably you guys are probably lying no my API is still down okay I trust that person more somebody said romantic caveman are you all right if um the caveman has a twinge of romance I mean the romance mayor is one of the most popular aside from caveman okay we're sending it does anybody remember what voice combo I used probably Davis shouting for for caveman [Music] mayor um you're still [Music] broken [Music] okay oops no no no hold [Music] on I'm adding a rule you are a hopeless romantic I don't know what the cave I don't know what the caveman will do with that okay we'll see if cave Mommy uh responds well okay let me get the first answer um I need to write out what the the current situation uh stages of the [Music] city a mountain with okay here I'll write this out so you can see it um we're the final stage of the city we have a big volcano a mountain with cave uh houses although I guess those were kind of ruined we have a big volcano with film actors in it uh we have o holes we have Farms we have an observation tower we have what else do we have uh surveillance those are supposed to be dead uh we have a few houses for Hollywood actors uh a big Holly wow sign we have a oh yeah a big skate park ramp um I think that's it oh yeah and a water park and a bald eagle Farm what would you like to do first [Music] okay I love having a five minute delay between question this is so [ __ ] janky dude all right um start the app I send it let's Rumble big dogs we go to Davis we go to shouting we do uh mayor caveman oh I just realized the title's wrong down here [Music] all right Mr caveman mayor welcome back to the office it's been a long and fraught journey to get here the city is thriving we have two people you have just a few minutes to put the final touches on this City to make it perfect for the residents what would you like to do what's some no yeah okay big fire scare no live near volcano okay make big heart near water from eight he's so romantic um so he's scared of the volcano it seems like so he okay we got to time it [Music] um make big heart near water for mate so like over here to do let's Rubble big dogs big dogs all right I think probably we have time for like two more requests from him next one hard good build cave home by Heart Made It me dance there uh okay he wants a cave okay I don't know how to make this into a cave I could do oh wait wait I've got it I've got it I use the water park strategy this counts as a cave page [Music] up [Music] okay why are they why are they so spread apart this isn't working wait [Music] [Music] [Laughter] wait um I reset the time too this that work this sucks well somebody said we love the cave in chat so I trust that person it's GNA protect him from the rain okay um final [ __ ] thing um four minutes we'll say okay it's called a concrete jungle for a reason that's true okay final final Final request from [Music] Mr [Music] okay he has told me what he wants I have inputed it I've started the app let's Rumble big dogs I have reset the app mayor [Music] caveman okay um this is woo what a fun process yeah it's pretty dumb oh well we're wrapping it we've got seven minutes till we need to talk with parkster final request Mr caveman [Music] mayor we have time for a single additional thing for the city we have two residents who here in total what is the last request and big tree be like climb City done okay [Music] uh [Music] wait can I get rid of this one [Music] and we're ready you know he didn't specify if he wanted it like near him or anybody else it's probably fine um this is the camera movement is so difficult with how this city is designed it is trying its damnest to actually have anything be clearly visible at a at a time okay Parks might like one Tre Hill I did that last time I think this looks great um let's call in the big guns I think um what I should do is prep a a message from the mayor to parks to explain the design of the city so let me do that um and then we'll call him please hold we are almost done okay the city is done a city Reviewer is going to check out the final result do you have any words for him it's a 2-year subscription that's cash in the trash thank you jangly beans let's Rumble big dogs okay me uh open up [Music] Discord do you think that sometime you could do do a stream one of your videos douglas douglas probably not for various reasons but I can expand on that at some point at this point I'm not doing the actual editing tax collector thank you for the um for the one year appreciate it just waiting for parks to get on wait do can you not hear me no I was kidding I was just gas lighting you all right um Parks I have a city to show you um we don't have a lot of time so I'll try to move through this quickly um first off before I reveal what we've built today using only artificial intelligence I want you to describe in just a few words what you thought of the city that twitch chat built last time just to set a standard you built it with artificial intelligence this entire city is artificial intelligence Mayors who've decided every single edition of the city okay I thought twitch chat was building version two of their city so when you texted me saying that there were problems with AI I wasn't sure if you were stupid or trolling why not both okay well last year's was it last year has it already been a year no it was like January or something maybe that's basically a year uh the pre wait what was the question could you describe twitch Chat City in a few words okay twitch Chat City in a few words uh not a city okay I thought maybe a couple more words not a city and then after the meteor shower not anything at all what did you think about it did you like it no okay I so for a moment so TW twitch Chad Built Me One Singular highrise with unobstructed 360 views of the entire uh plot of land City in quotation marks uh that that was good up until the point where got collapsed by a meteor so um I'm not sure if that counts so I did like it originally for a little bit and then it just no longer became the city okay so didn't exactly love it I'm sharing my screen with you are you seeing it hello douglas douglas you see it I I see a is that a pit yeah this is a pit don't worry I'm going to I'm going to pull out to reveal it dramatically okay okay are you ready yes I ready now you've seen the very best of what humans can accomplish I want to show you minute what hold on um so so this is City skylines 2 so I'm not 100% familiar with the interface I imagine it is somewhat similar to City skyline one uh does it say that you have two residents [Music] parks very two very happy residents who are not dead and they are they're Hollywood actors why do you have to clarify that they're not dead does this mean they are let me reveal to you a city designed entirely by artificial intelligence this is the future Parks welcome to artificial Ville what do you want to check out first oh this is actually noticeably better than the previous City okay and and I have a little message for you from caveman mayor these are his parting words for you to describe why the city is so great here we go okay tree cave AR good me mayor City happy F he said tree cave heart good me mayor City happy ug so with those words tree tree cave what good yes tree cave what good happy now let's kick off this tour Parks I know we don't have a ton of time as you enter the city on uh Ivy Highway you're going to look to your left and see one of our uh patented oo holes the what hole I think it's for danger then you're going to come to our poop mode this is where the S system I think no I think there's supposed to be a dam here this to generate electricity this is a statue of George Washington one of our Patriot mayors Lally crossing the Delaware River now one of our big features is a volcano in the middle of a heart-shaped Lake kind of and what's cool about the volcano is we film Hollywood movies inside of it you're going to have to forgive the camera movement because the elevation is extremely extremely varied in our city I can see that now one of the very first things that our frat bro mayor did is install a water park up on the Hills Parks sir check that out it even has a sorry it's a little hard to show you because of um the lead covering over it look at that Chad used to love partying here oh the water department yeah I know what this is It's a water park no I mean like in general can can you zoom out more I have been to a place like this this like actually exists in real life sort of which is exactly what they were shooting for so I I I'm I have a home now but I used to road trip for for nearly 2 years I just lived out of hotel rooms I've been to a lot of different cities I think this reminds me of Deadwood s South Dakota this this what South Dakota looks like Deadwood South Dakota it it's obviously not identical but like Deadwood is like nestled in between like mountainous things like that and then I swear I am not trolling Deadwood has a humongous hole in it okay so inspired by the ecological wonders of uh South Dakota our Mayors also installed a bald eagle Farm out in the corner very American give me like 20 seconds I need to look this up don't you have like three minutes left Deadwood South Dakota okay so Deadwood is in nestled in the mountains it is like it's a city in between mountains and I knew it I told you I wasn't trolling near Deadwood there is a city called lead maybe it's a town also maybe it's called lead uh and it literally has a hole I am not trolling you guys built Deadwood and then there's also like a little Lake as well South okay I'm Googling South Dakota hole um South Dakota Le l e a d hole that looks kind of like uh l e a d hole oh okay interesting plan it's literally a hole and then Deadwood is inside mountains like this and Deadwood is like the neighboring city of lead I don't know if it's lead or lead hopefully I'm not insulting the residents of of by mispronouncing you guys actually built a real City thank you and you're actually going to notice that we've doubled our population due to their love of our hole oh fantastic you have five residents now now over on the right side of the city you're going to notice a lot more oo holes plus a couple Farms where we have avocados for the hamsters that used to live here couple trash heaps this is for the earthworms I believe uh where did they get their water they in the gigantic observation tower that you can see sort of a Hallmark for America you can view the entire city around you except for up on the mountain which is even taller as well as having the world's biggest Hot Dog Diner at the bottom what do you think about that okay that's hold on can you can you zoom out a little bit the Hot Dog Diner is great I just does this look like some other random why why does it say Holly wow it says what is Holly Welcome to Hollywood parks that is you see this is Tinsel Town 2 where we have uh high-profile we have 19 people these are all Hollywood actors who are living in our high-rises buildings okay are literally trolling where are the highrises we even I'll okay I'll get to that we even installed some art installations with these hexagonal water towers very interesting are they more holes you must really like holes no these are art this is Art okay um now you're probably thinking the city's cool but where can I do some extreme stunts okay um sure this city is cool but where can I do extreme stunts well let me tell you if you go past all the observation towers cuz we had a conspiracy theorist is Mayor and another one of the O holes you're going to go up this road okay and with a very short drive you are going to find yourself um did you say very short you're going to you're going to find yourself just a little bit longer a very short drive uh very short drive you are going to find yourself at the top of skat Park Mountain okay and at the very top thanks to our Daredevil mayor you can ride down this whole Mountain on a skateboard it's [ __ ] rad as hell Parks look at that look at that and you can land right into one of the O holes that looks deadly it looks extremely deadly am I right yes that is exactly what I said by the way what what does o stand for it's I think it's for danger it's to jump in into when there's danger oh by the way here's the highrises the caveman mayor wanted them kind of in the Hills okay um I disagree but I guess half the building has a nice view there you go it's much it's much safer in the caves Parks sir in the caves yeah yeah caves are are safe where where are the caves um in there oh it like oh it's you literally built the city like in between yeah it's like it's a dead end no no no it's not they go in I just can't it's going it go under yeah it goes under the entire mountains we we built housing in the mountains like cavemen oh that's great okay he loves it um let's see what else do I need to discuss with this town okay yeah there's a bit of flooding in the back because the Frat bro blocked off the river at the very beginning wait the who um I think the only thing left is to show you where our mayor lives and that is by Heart Lake oh he and his he um we a little short on water okay that would explain why a lot of the people seem to need water around here but uh that was kind of his last order is to create the Heart Lake and he lives happily with his mate in an underground C where they can dance and under that's the word underground means so parer with 35 happy bustling residents do you think this town is better or worse than the one twitch chat made now there there is one minor problem it seems like there are no utilities connected or no utility services in general uh oh also there's a tree there's a tree on a hill okay that's not going to distract me from the fact that final score Parks sir like on on what metric though is it better or worse than the city that twitch chat made are humans or robots better at government um okay now that's a whole different conversation that we have how is that different you said you love it there are people living here this is not a hard question that was a that was a leading question well you didn't lead it in a very good way so people are alive here twitch chat killed all of their citizens how okay sorry keep going it depends on how you look at it this city is better in the sense that it's an actual real City it is salvageable you can install utilities and then it'll be a great City it literally somewhat resembles an actual real City in real life in South Dakota um so in that metric I like this city better however actually now that I think about it the twitch Chat City didn't really have utilities either or you guys did but you guys were like dumping sewage like into the freshwater like backwards into the river so it like could flow back in instead of away um I remember there not being too many water hook okay um now that I'm trying to think back this is all coming back to me uh I don't even know why I even had to think this city is overwhelmingly better than the one that twitch chat made Let's Go AI [Music] Mayors Parks you move in on Monday we saved you a spot in the caveman house I thought that was the mayor's house uh yeah we got an extra room for you I I'm not going to be the new miror I do not want to be responsible for hooking up utilities for this your home does not come with water sewer or electricity by the way I noticed why did you build those roads [Applause] there um what sorry I can't hear you what huh I didn't hear you what why did you build those roads there do they it it's to prot it's a cave how do you even get on those middle two roads you're a caveman mayor Parks you just walk Jesus it's like you've never lived in a cave this is like it this this isn't a cave this is like a this is like a highway underpass but it's like not supposed to be there because it's not connecting any highways I think it's romantic wouldn't you love to dance there with your mate where did Romantic come from what oh I forgot to remind you um the where the airport used to be this is really romantic we added like romantic uh traffic lights and [ __ ] you see that yes why is that uh hello car why is the air why is the what romantic the stop traffic lights are romantic yeah they just look like normal traffic signals or lights and yeah but one of our Mayors fell in love with one of our citizens underneath the uh dim emotional lighting of our airport that was immediately destroyed by AA activist I think AA activist destroyed an the airport yeah and then she like enslaved a bunch of hamsters that was a whole Saga she in a Peta you mean like the people who like anyways you move in on Thursday on Thursday why do I have less time now rent is uh let's see how much literally today yeah I've been wondering where you are uh let's see how much we spent by the way um looks like um oh we could have been taxing people higher does it say how much we've spent in total it's got to be more than $12 million just the bridge to get to the skate park was like $15 million this there's no way this is all we spent um is there there's got to be like an overview in total right wait you have to go right yes I do want to figure out how much this cost because uh I am going to kind of have you foot the bill for this if that's right uh while you while you research that uh I'd like to share with twitch chat so Doug told me yesterday that probably I should be arounded around 5:00 p.m. Pacific to check out the city so I like that is great Doug is usually late so I would block out between like 5 to 6:30 and it great I can review the city and then I can go it's twitchcon this weekend I live in Las Vegas so a lot of my friends are flying to town for like dinners and meetups so like 6:30 that should be enough so I told my friends let's have dinner at 7 that should be plenty of time and then I realized this is actually this is douglas douglas uh 700 p.m. might still be too early let move it to 8 P.M uh and then I said uh do sound like me this is douglas douglas I almost forgot uh let's move it to 900 p.m. surely there is no way that this will go past 900 p.m. on an unrelated note I think you're running late for dinner I am did you find the cost of the city I believe the previous city was somewhere around 42 quintilian dollars um let's see [Music] um you know what here's what I'm going to say if you ladies and gentlemen go purchase City skylines two in five days you can figure out how much money City's cost leave a little Easter egg for them you know Parker huh I don't know how to find it oh I rushed through the tutorial so I've I've been learning the games goes on ladies and gentlemen oh sorry it's time for one second it's time for ads for ass it's time for what ass it's time for ass okay twitch ch's playing ads uh outside Communications Leisure like the city skylines ad company profitability no citizen wealth no these are all these are all the visuals wonder if there is a way to to see the total money spent it might it might not it might not show just because um just because I'm playing with unlimited amounts of money with this one so that it's probably anyway what's that bar on the right uh event Journal followed citizens oh you can follow citizens that's actually super cool oh we should have followed the people who were like the only two living people that would have been sick okay that is actually that is actually really good City economics budget expenses oh so this is just the normal budget uh par don't you need to like leave or uh I do I am late uh am I am I allowed to leave now yes farewell douglas douglas goodbye Parks parks data is showing that people have begun dying more than usual oh he left a long time ago well dog dog do sleep stream now than K Bob parer loved it I see that Doug has been replaced by a middle-aged former member of a boy band is this an attempt to compete with the legendary Point K it's funnier rather than calling me insync that you say former member of a boy band that's like a way sadder insult you know all right I am going to go eat dinner oh wait how happy are people they love the city okay they're happy with our reliable mail service and abundance of entertainment thank you Mr Hollywood producer uh small homes yeah they're not stoked about that all right cool I'm going to call it uh bummer that the the AI thing had issues but um I had a great time when things were working normally legitimately very very fun stream I have some uh variations for these types of challenges the original one that I was going to do before I change plans completely is Twitch chat is Mayor but all of your messages are Google translated 20 times so I want to I decided to I decided to do just all AI for for this one but I want to do that and probably either in City Skylands 2 or Planet coaster so I think that'll be fun I'm excited about that um and then there's another mix of AI chat I want to do as well obviously I don't want to like have everything be AI all the time I want to make sure there's a nice mix of things but I was just excited about the the the premise of doing this after you guys had made whoa so you're saying it's a snowboarding park now yeah I have some ideas for Starfield but not much I also just haven't played it very much I I have just haven't had no time the past past two months it's just been real busy anyways thanks for hanging out thanks for uh being patient for all the the stupid stuff this will almost certainly be a YouTube video so if you want to watch a version of this that doesn't have 4 hours of downtime you'll be able to do that all right cool um I am out thanks y'all for hanging I don't know when my next stream will be it's probably still going to be a week or two just because as I mentioned at the beginning of this month uh there's just been a lot a lot of lot of other stuff to get caught up on I'm doing twitchcon this weekend and then next weekend I'm in Seattle and then I have other things to take care of plus I'm still prepping the show that I'm doing on the 12th in November so I'll be real busy but I think once November starts I should have normal streaming availability again for the most part um so yeah thanks for uh thanks for your patience I'm in love with the leisure time that this city provides all oh yeah also thank you to Paradox for sponsoring uh me this is sick as [ __ ] because this game is really really really good and I would play it anyways as you know because I literally played the first one so thanks to thanks to them for sponsoring thanks you all for watching all right goodbye I'll see you uh next [Music] [Music] time yes farewell grunt

[Music] welcome to coffee Zilla a little D monetization interview is sort of the first and is hopefully a series of talks with creators about how do monetization has affected them and today I have Griffin Johnson right okay sorry I want to make sure get that right the armchair historian you guys all know him and he recently had a big big video about being demonetized and how much his channel is being hurt basically if you haven't heard we just keep getting demonetised over and over again and this means that ads can't run on the videos and that they're not gonna be promoted to anybody um so they're not gonna be recommended and the views are gonna go really far down and I can't just keep making videos like this if that's just gonna keep happening so I want to stop and then resolve the issue first if this doesn't work all this stuff that I've worked for for multiple years on YouTube will all fall apart I want to hear from your words what is give me the history of D monetization for history shores for a second alright alright well thanks for having me on but yeah so I guess that the history of do monetization within education and history channels is that what you're asking cuz I don't know I can't really speak on all of the monetization across YouTube but I know no specifically his just channel yeah history channels yeah so yeah so when I started out about three years ago just uploading now and then quite casually I don't even think the strict requirements for monetization were around back then so if I'm not mistaken I was able to just monetize right off the bat and so we're a lot of other educational channels and no one was really affected by D monetization that much what I was saying a while ago was that if you covered like the Holocaust and you were bringing out lots of controversy controversy and inviting that into the comments section and just overall creating a very controversial video and you know it's controversial yeah you'd run the risk of D monetization that would happen and other history creators would you know we could kind of accept that and but specifically affected military history channels and History Channel's who covered World War two in particular and within World War two covering genocide and again the Holocaust and anything that is that we can acknowledge is controversial so it wasn't that much of a problem however over over a couple years they've they've kind of been I think the algorithm the way they basically will find content and flag it if it's if it's going to be demonetized or not has been learning YouTube says this themselves and they've been a lot more liberal with what kind of videos are being demonetised so before again like all the history youtubers could kind of acknowledge okay yeah I'll have one video in my catalog that's going to get to monetize because you're bound to cover something controversial when you talk about history but recently within it within the last few months you've had creators all around the same time and I think YouTube is this you know what's kind of funny about it is YouTube had a glitch where subscribers would see or YouTube channels would see their channels with zero subscribers they are all getting demonetised at once they try to remove our verification badges then they brought them back all of these changes were kind of happening around the same time so you can tell that YouTube was going through some some big changes recently within the last couple months and that's when the Great War Channel all of a sudden 250 videos get demonetized not even controversial ones just stop stop for one second sure let that sink in 250 videos at one time got demonetized I can't I can't fathom that that's like it's way more than my entire catalog oh I know exactly I've only released like 60 or 70 videos yes so that's that is like and and you know I what I want to make very very clear I've been trying to tell people I don't even like to call it do monetization it's video suppression and I know you can speak on this about your I think you had a video about like cigarettes and vaping and what will happen and you can look at the graphs some people might deny this but we as the creators we have the analytics YouTube provides the analytics to show this a video can be monetized and it can be up despite what they say they say unless the video about will check it and then you can at public okay you do that it doesn't get flagged you make it public and then halfway through its release it can get too monetized and you can see the views drop dramatically and so I don't like to call it video to monetization because you not only lose most of the apps running on it but you lose recommendation because a few tubes not making money on the ads that are being run there's no point in running it why not run the family family-friendly content that is getting ads and so your views are going to get down it's not going to be recommended some of your subscribers might not even hear that you release the video and you're not even making money on it so when that happens to 250 videos especially the great the great war channel if you guys aren't familiar covers world covered World War one in real time so you're meant to watch from beginning to end well if you can't find videos it's not like they're standalone and it's like okay if I miss one it's whatever if you miss 250 videos you're gonna have no idea what's going on and again to say that 250 videos are all controvert like there were no if you look at World War one compared to World War two you at least the everyday person can point out more atrocities and more controversy in World War two we're still having debates about World War two today there aren't many World War one political movements going on today you know there's like people want to talk about Nazism and communism Stalinism specifically from world war ii that's still stuff that affects us today and world war one a lot of these political movements aren't really around anymore so you can I think most people can objectively say that World War one had less controversy than World War two at least that's the way it's covered there's still things that went on in the First World War that are controversial and lots of people being killed and lots of groups being suppressed of course that's going on but relative to World War to World War one's gonna have less controversy so the fact that 250 videos got wiped out you can only imagine what people covering World War two or even modern events that need to be talked about are going through and it doesn't just affect the history community it affects anyone trying to talk about education or really more than just education nerd City released a video recently talking about how the LGBTQ community if they even include the word gay or less or anything relating to their identities if they even even include that in the title their video gets demonetized so really there's just there's such a large problem here from from the from even the title of your video just it can be completely suppressed even if you're not talking about controversy if you want to educate or just talk about something personal to you YouTube might not allow it yeah yeah and I want to jump in here first of all that's actually how I found Griffin was we both got featured in nerd city's video that guy is like the hero of YouTube right now by the way because he's bringing light in a popular manner to to the public to let people know what's actually going on what creators kind of know but he's really shedding some light because I mean as you said nearly every communities getting affected by this in some way and I think it is important that we highlight how it affects fuse cuz I think the views are actually way more important than Google's you know add Adsense I mean it really doesn't do much for most creators but most creators get supported by is sponsorships and so really what happens when your video gets suppressed is not the loss of ads ahead since it's the loss of sponsors because you have to for the people at home how sponsors work as you say this is how many of you views my videos get so you guarantee some number of user you guesstimate some number of views and if you don't hit those numbers then they're less likely to work with you in the future so right having a video demonetized isn't just about Adsense it's really about you know if you get that M rating which we're gonna get into in a second you're going to get suppressed and when you get suppressed you can't have sponsors when you can't have sponsors you can't grow or you know expand your channel or really make a living so it really gets down to that because I think when the first wave of D monetization hit it was less about the suppression Google's ramped up the the way they're suppressing videos because they've been under so much fire from all these different you know we could go over a million different cases but like the mainstream media has been hitting Google hard about like allowing hate speech you know all these things and fair enough you know get those things in check but because of that they've been trying to crack down on borderline content but it seems like there's no consensus there's no transparency on what that means I mean III hung on to what something you said which is like we knew in the history community sort of what would get us demonetised what's so frustrating now is it feels like no one knows what we'll get oh yeah no idea like like you could make some video and you think oh this is you know this is about as you know PG as it gets I saw what's that guy's name uber danger he made a video where he was talking about how he's like been crippled by demonization he goes you know I I've been working to get my videos clean and still they're getting D monetized I have no idea why like I think that's a huge component of is just the seeming arbitrariness of their rules yeah there's just no transparency and for those of you who aren't running YouTube channels it doesn't tell you why your video gets you monetized it doesn't even doesn't even him it just says nope reviewed cuz that's it that's all the information you get so that makes it even more frustrating I think that if creators had some level of transparency if at least they were honest and said yeah we just don't like having worn the title sorry at least we could try to respond in some kind of way but you know there's just no transparency really well and look if when you get on TV you have a relationship with standards and practices and you can call up you can say hey this is what my video is gonna look like and they tell you hey at 41 minutes you have this in here they're not gonna like that you're gonna have some problems here take that out etc etc mm-hmm youtubers need that if this is going to continue to be a thing if it's not just about Adsense if it's if it's about views themselves YouTube needs a way to basically make creators learn because just spinning your wheels forever is not an option yeah III mean like no lie I always thinks it's a joke when creators are like I'm thinking about quitting YouTube I've seen creators like not joking anymore they're not like doing it for views they're like seriously like you know I'm thinking about getting out of youtube it's just not sustainable yeah yeah I mean I went through that as well I think I I uploaded a live stream which which was when it all happened and I was quite like distressed it was like 40 minutes ranting and of course that's what nerd city pulled out of is my like really unfiltered 40 minutes I then released like a five-minute condensed version that was when I calmed down a bit but no for a time I was seriously considering quitting with like I mean if you are if you know you if you can't do anything about your videos being demonetised and your sponsors won't work with you again like people something I just I know you already addressed this but it's really worth saying again people say okay if YouTube ads won't appear in your videos just get sponsors why don't you just get sponsors look sponsors might not want to work with you if you're not getting views well it's the same thing with on television if you're not getting views on your if the show is not being viewed the channels not gonna make money on it and they're gonna cancel your show so totally you you need to have views for some I mean the the deals I work with are called CPM based deals and in that way you get paid for every thousand people who watch your video so it is directly linked to the views that you're getting on your videos and so if you if you get suppressed if you get to monetize that's not really an option so yeah it just makes it all the more frustrating and if that's happening and you're not making a profit and if you're if you're an educational channel there's an animation team and a research team and a writing team and thousands of dollars go into the production of each video that can be a big problem if even one video gets demonetized that can be like an entire months worth of income if you were one of the creators who are releasing once a month and not once a day so yeah that could be at that point you might as well looking look for something look for something different because if you don't even know what the rules are and you can't even play by the rules and you're being punished you you can't even play the game so so I was so I want to tell you something that I'm not sure of you know because like nerd City didn't talk I mean I I think the only video really about the mature rating is really nerd cities video so for people D monetization is one thing there's a second thing called the content rating system which is like your video is rated and it's invisible which is stupid GPG teen or em and if you're rated in basically that's when your video gets suppressed so normally when you see a demonetised video it's likely that we'll be in the reason Susan would jiske can say our content rating system and our D monetization systems are separate is because in a very technical sense they are but it just so happens that the same rules that get you D monetize are also going to get you rated in so one thing that I don't know if you know Griffin is that rated M has a certain connotation from how we think of it in our pop culture that I think isn't working with YouTube because in pop culture when you say M you say we don't want people under 18 watching this video right here's what's weird about YouTube and this is what drives me insane YouTube doesn't mean that when they say rated M they mean like we're not gonna recommend it but they don't mean we're only gonna show it to your over 18 audience because if that was the case then being rated in would not affect a channel like mine and probably not yours I don't know about your demographics but might well even people even people who are young lie about their age of course everyone writes that they're at least 18 ever no and no one like will admit that they're 8 years old and an if an 8 year old on e is on a google account they're probably using their mother so no you can't really tell who's not 18 most people are gonna show up as 18 or older yeah yeah yeah like like my channels like I have a 5% of my demographic is under 18 the rest are in like the 18 to 25 and then there's like some older folks but it's like oh if that if it was a traditional rating M it's like I would expect to see maybe a 5% drop in my views because those people wouldn't be shown right my recommended video but that's not what you end up saying you see a disproportionate amount of recommendations lost because you know about like how you can see YouTube's funnel for how who they're showing your video to I don't know if you've noticed this but basically your recommendations on the watch page go way down you should you should check it out anyway oh yeah yeah oh you probably already know it but but that's what's driving me crazy at this point because I'm just thinking to myself like I'm I'm like why if you're gonna rate videos in okay but let the people who are mature enough to watch my videos watch my videos because it's not really an M rating like you said it's more like let's kill the video except for the people who happen to be going typing in coffee break to YouTube and happen to see my video or the people who are like super dedicated fans who are clicking on their subscription box for the people who are just getting who are used to just clicking on my videos from that from the homepage of the watch page they're just not seeing it and they're not seeing your videos they're not seeing it even if they're 18 yeah yeah there's just no way and there's well and also one of the frustrating things too if you already know this most creators don't even know this is a thing so not only is a system that is there a system in place that is broken but the system no one even knows about a broken system which it just makes it doubly worse so no that's definitely one thing I like to bring up too is that I mean I was taught about the Holocaust in like sixth grade it's like if I don't know why you need to be eighteen to learn about history and I'm not even covering I haven't even talked about the Holocaust in my on my video I keep bringing that up because that is what gets your videos that is like you'll get the worst rating if you even mention it even though YouTube explicitly denies that's the case right yeah yeah or just just won't even tell you you can't another thing that's frustrating too is that I tried to email people I try to get in contact with YouTube and they do not give you any for those of you who think that you like work with some kind I mean some people work with managers especially if you're at a really large scale but those of you even if the 500,000 subscriber range some might still have managers most probably don't and yeah you have no one to go to you've no new you have nobody to ask questions to and if you try to email YouTube they're going to send you a template of please read their terms terms and conditions and see why your video is being demonetized and you just click on it and it's a wall of text that doesn't help you at all it's just super vague terminology so yeah that no that's like the funniest thing to me is when YouTube sends super basic information and it's like this helps me this doesn't help me at all there's a political channel who is like yeah like my videos my channels basically been killed because you guys are killing my recommendations and team YouTube hops in the chat they're like have you checked out our creator tips for how to increase your reach it's yeah it's so condescending it's like if you've been on here for three years you're full time and you've got a half a million subscribers or a million subscribers I'm sure you know how to upload a video and what the description is and what monetization is like I'm sure you know all of that and then they have the audacity to condescend you unless you're 10 million subscribers super family-friendly they really I mean it's kind of like a cliche to say that they don't care about smaller creators I won't necessarily say that I'm sure that the people working there think they care they think they care about smaller creators but the systems that are in place do not cater to the support of those smaller creators I think that would be a more accurate way to say I mean if they yeah no I think you're totally right and I don't know if this is the case in the history community but one thing that I've noticed is that YouTube the people they do clearly clearly favor are the established mainstream voices so one thing I noticed was I was like looking up vaping videos because it's like man how many people are talking about vaping and like actually well because when you talk about the teen vaping epidemic that's what got me kill right okay because I wasn't promoting baby being but I was talking about the team vaping epidemic how dare you talk about that whatever I went and I looked up a few news sources and I'm seeing all these ads run on them because they're mainstream right so they get greenlit I don't know if there is like an equivalent of like a history mainstream outlet well there are i history is not as I mean I think the biggest science science channels are much bigger than the biggest history channels but the of the biggest history channels and this isn't calling these people out in any way because their fault that they're their green light here but I think a channel called simple history they've got a couple million and oversimplified have a couple million I think if I'm not mistaken oversimplified has a two-part series on Hitler on just Hitler's life and it's a little a little fun character of Hitler so like I think and he gets monetized all of his videos get monetized simple history can talk about I think they talked about the the Italian invasion of Ethiopia and that might just sound like some random conflict who cares that that happened but in the Second World War if anyone has researched this you'll know that the Italians won almost solely be cuz they're dropping gas canisters and pretty much breaking every rule in the Geneva Convention and are like doing like mass killings of any village that they come across so it's a pretty controversial invasion but they will get monetized pretty easily again that's not their fault but I think I don't know what the system does I mean for a little while when my channel was smaller I had a video called life in Nazi Germany with a giant swastika and Hitler and it was an objective video but it was that that seems pretty controversial and it wasn't even flagged for I didn't even have to do a manual review but that was a couple years ago and so I think the rules were different before and I think there must be some kind of way that the algorithm kind of checks off certain channels I don't know how again nothing's transparent so this is all speculation but yes some again another weird thing about it is just that some channels can cover the same topic like you said especially the mainstream and established ones can cover the same topic and they'll be mean you did a video on that how the trending page works and anyone who spent a long time on YouTube knows that if you go to the trending page the first thing you'll see are the late night hosts and Will Smith and it's like those aren't youtubers what what is Will Smith doing up here and let yeah makes he makes good content whatever I guess if you want to watch him you want to watch him but it's not like he's a youtuber I think everyone can acknowledge that Will Smith is first but like first is an actor and likewise all of the late night hosts are not youtubers and then late night hosts so the fact that the youtubers themselves the people who do this as they're like primary source for like revenue and for living they're not appearing on the trending page they're not appearing on recommended as much a lot of these more well-established channels and companies more specifically all right they're getting green light or like getting if like not only are they getting green light but they're getting extra privileges and being promoted more so than anyone else it's it's like insult over injury it's like not only are you not able to just get the normal recommendations but these guys who you're I guess competing with in a way are not only able to cover whatever they want but they also get bonus points they also get to be promoted way more than everyone else does and you don't know why you don't know where to look for why that happens you can only speculate so again it's just it's all you don't know what you write and everything is super frustrating that's like the theme no that's that no that's exactly right and the thing is and this is this is something I've heard sort of around is that we're YouTube's reviewers are located are basically the low-income countries where because they basically need a they made this promise to have like 10,000 manual reviewers and scale up massively and you just can't hire that kind of workforce in the US is too costly so where do you go you go to a place like India or something like that where there isn't as on average as good of an understanding of the English language and so if you're if your video gets you try to manually review a video and you're like a low priority Channel I'm guessing they're not going to be sending you to their you know California review team right they're going to be sending you to their you know wherever review team and where they don't understand English as much and they see some cartoon characters holding guns and they don't want to be responsible for that being on the site so they're like well I guess I'll just get you know D monetize him whereas if you sent it to a review team that sort of understood like the US side of things that context and understood exactly what you're saying maybe they would they would greenlight your video the other thing is I imagine that the timeframe to make a decision on these videos is not watch the whole video and then decide yeah I'm sure it's like watch 20 seconds watch 20 seconds scrub through the rest go through the transcript and make a decision within like a minute or two minutes or three and it's that is just not adequate I think what we're finding is that there was this idea that machine learning could scale fast enough to solve these problems and machine learning like oh we just give it enough training sets right and we just give it enough data and it's gonna get like really really good and sure it's gotten better but not I mean almost not though yeah well it's gotten better in some areas and then we'll take it'll go ten steps forward and then 20 subs back all of a sudden and then keep do it's it's very like it's very volatile like I noticed I was doing really well and again life in Nazi Germany okay I didn't I didn't even really introduce concert and I covered it objectively okay and I was monetized and I didn't even have to contend with the bot okay cool and then all of a sudden everything gets flagged and then nothing good I even talked to another YouTube channel cynical historian and he just tells me that they reversed their decisions all the time so it could be monetized and then D monetized and then a video year ago we'll get REME onit eyes again it's like it is all over the place you can't the again it's like it's not just that there's a problem here it's that nobody knows what the hell's going on like I don't know if my whole channel is gonna get to monetize tomorrow it could happen and and you might although you're over exaggerating a bit well look at the great war channel again 250 videos demonetised I again I don't even have that many videos on my channel so and I cover military history almost exclusively so I could be the next one on their list and the Great War channel is bigger than mine so maybe they're gonna look at my next and take down all I don't know what's going to happen you don't know any of this information it's we just have to try to be yeah well here's what's great here is what I've realized has kind of kind of happened which is really unfortunate so whenever you have an AI classifier you have two different kinds of false false things going on either the thing is monetizable and it incorrectly D monetizes it or it's D monetizable and it incorrectly monetizes those are two mistakes an AI can make right yeah or it can just correctly identify so the problem is that I've noticed is I don't know if you notice when there was a whole Vox ad pocalypse Susan Wojcicki did an interview on recode with Kara Swisher and or was it Carrisford anyway it did an interview where basically the person said look you guys have garbage on your site you're promoting garbage and and Susan was like oh but we're getting so much better and he goes well if you're even letting point one percent through you are failing you're failing the community you're allowed he goes like if I had only 1% of my backyard filled with Garth sludge I would just clear out the whole yard you know what I mean basically his point was like you guys need to completely solve the problem of falsely monetized it should have been D monetized okay when you anytime you tell an AI like never make a mistake on should have been demonetised but you monetized it you're going to automatically just exponentially increase the number of should have been should have been monetized but God D monetized because you're telling it like B be so cautious don't let anyone through because if you let anyone through it's a giant failure and so what I think we've seen a lot of is YouTube way overreact to the all the flack they've been getting from some of these like mainstream outlets like Vox and these guys where they're saying look if we find one Nazi video with six hundred views we're gonna blow you up or you know we're gonna go to your advertisers we're gonna completely kill you guys and so YouTube's like well we don't want that to happen so let's just Ratchet it the other way you know everyone else be damned then they just don't have the manpower to solve problems I mean like at this point as a creator you just have to make it like the only solution is not you don't have nobody has managers they don't have enough managers so as you said so it's like what do they do it the answer is to complain on Twitter it's so pathetic I mean that's literally what you said right like you're like hey I'm gonna go complain on Twitter like come retweet me because we need to basically get this solved on my channel right yeah well don't still be got no response I mean largely I was very like grateful because larger YouTube channels reached out who were giving me a bunch of tips and that actually helped me out and it was about how you titled the videos in the words you put in them and then the nerd city video came out and pretty much come on oh that's interesting well but yeah you too I never got in touch with YouTube through the entire issue I had with my channel and I don't think any of my colleagues have ever gotten in touch with YouTube either so yeah there's basically nothing you can do I don't know it's yeah it's just there's just no communication on really any you can't even go to Twitter I mean again if you've got a massive platform if you're one of the larger creators you can try to but even then you notice that even like maybe it's like h3 h3 or whoever it is can say something and Twitter's response or YouTube's response on Twitter will be like thank you well look into this shortly and nothing will happen it's just yeah you're not gonna you're not gonna be like oh [ __ ] dude sorry bro I I screwed up on that one let me take care of that you're not gonna get like a person who's going to be doing that so there's just yeah there's very little that you can do about it oh I feel like I feel depressed right now from our conversation right take a moment where do we go from here is there a viable solution coming or is it all in YouTube's Court what can creators do let's say you're a History Channel right now mm-hmm and you're getting d or you're thinking about starting one that's even better because I think that's the real cost of this is creators who don't have a following who are trying to build a following look they're watching what's going on how volatile the system is what would you say to someone like that so I feel really I don't want to be cynical and I feel really bad saying this I get an email from someone who wrote this like very long email out and was saying like hey I really want to start a History Channel I'm very excited about it and I just want some advice from you and normally I respond to those and like I just I just deleted the email because I couldn't I couldn't write to him like hey don't do it I don't want to be too cynical but I don't know if I would even recommend starting a History Channel at this point I mean really this just goes to like anything if you're if you're trying to take a risk in any kind of entertainment through YouTube or through becoming a SoundCloud rapper or whatever you want to do or writing a book you don't want to do it you don't want to jump into it full-time you want to do it as a hobby see if it can go anywhere and take it very very cautiously that's what I did before making a decision to stop finishing my education and completely pursue the the YouTube channel I guess my advice would be to be extra cautious and I don't even I don't know here's here's something uh I think there is a way to get around it if you can crowd fund yourself that's really the only guarantee you have - what I've realized after doing this and running it as a business for a couple years now is middlemen will if you if you have middlemen to start you off that's good maybe you don't you're not big enough to like do merchandise in-house or negotiate with a large merchandise companies to use tea Springs or like just a like a middleman to get you started when you get larger and when you're considering doing things full-time do not rely on middle the rule should be you want to look at like okay is my youtube channel I'll start my history YouTube channel is it doing well okay maybe what if I do it do it full-time before you might say yeah I'll try it full time and we'll see if it works YouTube isn't that volatile well now now that it's gotten even worse I would say you have to add another rule to this and say how many middlemen am i relying on and yes YouTube is a middleman so if you can directly connect with an audience who is completely crowdfunding you and you can survive entirely off of the income that the people who are watching you or provide like that is when you know that things can be ok so if you want to start a History Channel don't go into it I mean this is the same advice I would give years ago don't go into starting a any kind of YouTube channel or any kind of thing that like a podcast or any form of entertainment without like if you if you go into it thinking you're gonna make money on it then that's a wrong way to think about for sure you end up making money on it or the people go and do it for the passion of it and then maybe because they see how passionate you are in that the content is good maybe you can make money off of it but even then if you start making money off of it again you have to ask yourself that next question can how many middlemen can I cut and how reliable is the middleman of YouTube into reaching this audience what I've done is I've started a website subscription service kind of like a Netflix for history that I'm still working on now but we've got like over a thousand people just in the month that we've launched moved over to that supporting us and by 2020 I want that to be my primary source of income not that I'm going to stop doing YouTube but I need to guarantee that if everything falls apart I'm directly connect to my connected to my audience so I guess the bottom line I would say is do what you want start what you want and make it into a passion project it's the same advice I would give before don't go into it think you're gonna make money but the new rule is even if you are making money even if you are making a lot of money make sure that you have some kind of base of crowd funding from your audience that is reliable so that if everything falls apart you still have people that can help you because I didn't do that I didn't I didn't even have a patreon for a while I still don't have a patreon I just have my website I think that's interesting that you chose to build a website rather than going to patreon which ruin all the legs which were yeah right way exactly I was gonna say which reflects totally your mentality about middlemen are unreliable capricious and ultimately you have no guarantees they give you zero guarantees well patreon even removed button again we have to get the politics of anything but they removed a bunch of conservative YouTube channels I believe I don't know if there were youtubers are just conservatives and pretty like further right conservatives I don't know what the details of the story but regardless the fact that they removed anybody and I as far as I know these people weren't like committing crimes or hurting anybody they were just they just had like some kind of like outlandish political ideas I honestly I don't even know who exactly up stop my head was affected by this but the very fact that they can just get removed and everything is shut down that's scary and so I did not want to a have patreon dipped their hand into every donation I got every month like I don't want my fans getting patreon comes in and grabs a percentage of every fans contribution and I also don't want them to have the ability to remove my page at any point not that I'm going to smother anything controversial no no let me explain for the audience it's not just conservatives there was this there was this girl Naomi Wu who does like robotics or something like that she was on patreon she got a ton of money from patreon she had some kerfuffle with like some journalists or whatever she got removed because she did something that the patreon didn't like I mean ultimately it's not just about politics it's just about if you commit any arbitrary act and patreon is trying to save face they're just gonna kick you from their platform and all those people who made that voluntary decision to support you Don yeah and the same thing applies to YouTube YouTube can just do monetize all your videos they can shut down as many videos as they want they can do whatever so I wouldn't even YouTube has this thing where you can sign up for YouTube memberships I'm not doing any of that I'm you could again I get it for like smaller channels you don't have the infrastructure or the reach to be able to not everyone can crowd fund themselves not everyone can make it full living off patreon but I just I like to think ten moves ahead and I would rather five years from now have a base of thousands of supporters on a website that I control than having thousands of users who are already signed up through let's say patreon and by the time I want to move to starting my own website to try to get everybody to move over it's gonna require so much effort so I even if I'm gonna take a loss for a couple of years I know that down the road it's going to be a good decision just to you just want to have control over it whether you're going into starting a youtube channel with a partner whether you're going into YouTube channel and just signing up with tons of middlemen whatever it is just make sure that nobody has that kind of leverage of I control your income I own 50 more than 50% of your channel I owned like you just want to have that's at least what I think philosophy that I go by is like I need full control over what I'm doing I'm not going to sabotage my channel by like removing all I'm not it's not like I'm gonna say I'm not gonna cooperate with anyone I'm gonna do everything myself that's not the way to go you should work with as many people as you can but when it comes to like your income and if you may be able to do it full-time you don't have to rely on people who can kick you out at any point you want this is sort of sad though in a way isn't it like I thought that the whole idea of YouTube originally was like we are going to provide the infrastructure of video hosting and making money from that video hosting that was the real innovation for people the whole innovation of patreon was like we're gonna provide we're gonna get rid of the we are gonna be the middleman from you and your audience and as you said I think it just erodes trust every time somebody gets kind of snapped off the side right but anyways I I don't I try not to make these episodes too long for my for my watchers because otherwise I think we could probably talk all day about this this is like inside baseball that creators love but for the fans okay I just want to I just want to wrap this up real quick so any last thoughts questions could surge whatever anything else you wanted to say I don't think so I would just say look to try not to be too cynical about I I reacted at first by like wanting to take down all my videos and instantly get off of YouTube that was my gut reaction but I would just say don't be too cynical about it because YouTube has had the ad pocalypse before and they've gone through problems but they most of the time they managed to come back so you shouldn't go into this thinking everything is doomed to fail YouTube is going to completely collapse and you know I just think whatever you do don't be too cynical about it but also remain cautious and make sure that no one that kind of leverage of you financially or like they don't control your audience you have somewhere established you've been starting a discord for your audience just getting it to you want to just as like creator kind of like insight you want to connect with your audience as much as you can and build up a direct relationship with really working with you don't want people like even like if you're in sales or something you're not gonna put a bunch of middlemen it you want to know who your customers are and as much as you can so the reason that live streams do so well are the live stream is are able to make it is that they interact with their audience and they make it fun for them to watch and they're engaging with them directly so if you're gonna start a YouTube channel if you already have a YouTube channel and you're afraid of this just find ways to connect with your audience more and really make it less about YouTube handling everything and make it about you really establishing that kind of fan base and people who want to watch your content and support you and just be just be very just I think the final note I want to say is just because a bunch of other youtubers say something or do something doesn't mean you have to do it if they're all doing YouTube memberships or YouTube or patreon or whatever it is just consider all of your options and if everybody else is jumping ship it doesn't mean that they're necessarily right just look into something for yourself and don't just don't even just listen to this one video and make a final decision you want to make sure that you're like well-informed about a situation before you do something drastic kind of like what I did on the first day of just like I'm gonna take out all my videos you just want to take that time to really consider what's going on and you know have a little perspective and know that YouTube's gone through ups ups and downs and that this isn't the end of the world people like to have the mentality of like okay they did one thing and everything's gonna fall apart we're gonna be gone in five years I think it'll be okay we just have to keep pushing pushing through it and I think videos like these and conversations that open up and creators sharing insight about how they get around D monetization I think things like that helped and you know a lot of larger creators reached out to me about how to help out with your monetization which has been working so far so great I think having conversations just doing that kind of research before you jump ship and panic is is always it good I mean that applies to really anything just but yeah I guess I landed on that a man listen to the McCord space and him from straight smacking of a war I was on the plane and the stewardess said that's foolishness so for that meet I can't wait [Music] [Music]

uh uh can we wait Astra Dave LMAO pogging uh uh round nine nine nine nine nine what up uh LOL shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up 30 seconds in the Stream shut the [ __ ] up dude God so annoying you don't come here and ask for an itemized checklist bro get with the vibe or wait half an hour God damn it oh it frustrates me now every single [ __ ] stream I'm gonna start with a little bit of vibe I want to open it I'm gonna talk I'm gonna [ __ ] everyone comes in what's the plan give me the [ __ ] itemized minute by minute [ __ ] you [ __ ] off that's my plan my plan is to spend 30 minutes parading you uh uh I just came in until it's sadness for dogs no my dog is fine believe me I would not be going live berating a chatter if my dog just died laughs this would be an insane opening to the Maya [ __ ] dying stream I tell you that uh hi Dr battle uh uh yo big a what's your thoughts on Utopia uh um what's my thoughts on Utopia for an internet connection League of Legends nobody to tell you what to do uh no I I uh I don't think Utopia is real obviously I think because human beings are flawed so we are incapable of achieving Utopia uh what earbuds are these Amazon [ __ ] Basics bro but I guarantee they'll change your life um he's talking about the Travis Scott album [Laughter] bro we talk about real [ __ ] here on this stream I'm sorry no I'm sorry yeah you want to make [ __ ] small talk about [ __ ] new albums we're talking about [ __ ] big Concepts world-changing Concepts around here talk about life death birth rebirth okay if I say I'm ready to die and talk about [ __ ] biggie I'm talking about [ __ ] uh uh the ability to stand for your beliefs uh what are your thoughts on graduation uh uh what about postie's new album I didn't hear it is it good the only thing I know about post Malone is that he made a [ __ ] 2.6 million dollar purchase of the one ring magic card sheesh that is an expensive [ __ ] card bro I had some that man is a true fan what are your thoughts on being called champ or bud it's fine I guess it's a little patronizing hey bud hey champ yeah it's a little patronizing it's not it's not insulting but it's just like it's like a little league coach kind of thing yeah uh thoughts on Barry season four Flames but an entirely different show than the first three they kind of just dropped the humor all together I like all four but four is different I don't know that I'd watch for if I didn't have one in three one to three to get me into it um [Music] what is a topic you want to talk about what people never ask and you just don't want to bring it up I don't have that problem on this stream because what I'll do is I'll just ham fist the topic I want to talk about in any conversations if I feel like talking about Starcraft I will talk about Starcraft whatever it is like no matter what it is I'll find a way to [ __ ] force it is you don't have to worry uh how do you feel about Baldur's Gate I played exactly what's on [ __ ] like stanza's Vlog Channel like an hour two hours it was good it's fun what is your opinion on Abbey Road by The Beatles let's talk about the [ __ ] concept of building roads by the government huh why don't they build quality roads anymore I feel like our infrastructure has gone to [ __ ] China's building [ __ ] roads 24 7 and High-Speed Rail and we don't have any of that uh uh are you playing Mulder's gate no I'm not uh stands in Vegas I am going to play if anything Hollow Knight today but I also just want to Vibe I want to talk to chat I want to check in uh bro so many of the roads are useless though not for me not for me dude any row that's ever made I promise I drive on it that's a fact you don't fact check me but it's a fact I've driven on every road at least once um yeah I drive the Google Maps car yep life is just one long road see now we're talking that's based I think life is in a way not to get too philosophical here but life's like a highway and I kind of want to ride it all night long I don't know if that's powerful of me to say if you wanna that's just something that I'm thinking of um uh how is Memorial Boulevard and Murph Street Borough Tennessee it's fine I give it a six out of ten as far as roads go um big a Google Maps car got in a high speed chase with the cops yesterday and crashed into a small River that was Aster Dave with your Google maps report of the stream he'll check in again in 20 minutes with our Google Maps fact update um when will you play outer Wilds big a my doctor refuses to treat my lupus until you play that game unfortunately lupus isn't real you'll be fine and I'm not playing it soon though not ruling it actually I will play it I don't know when or where and you're gonna spam Kobe and pick a date but I will play it because Yeti recommended it so I will I will play I'm sure I'll like it too many too many smart people have recommended it to me for me to know that it's gonna be not of my alley I just you know there's a lot there's a lot to play we're gonna play Baldur's Gate three nope not today stanza's gone we're doing a kind of a Duo thing a devious Duo as we used to call ourselves in League of Legends thoughts on cruise cars and SF my friend Toph used to work for Cruz and my thoughts are there are no different really than the other ones um they're fine I I I'm pro-autonomous driving uh I feel like human drivers generally suck anyway and even if one in a million autonomous driving cars kills people um odds are we'd probably be net benefit even now and the tech will only get better I'm generally Pro author Mr driving is what I'll say um also because I I dream of a world where when I want to go somewhere I can get in the car and fall asleep and right now whenever I do that people honk at me dude and the [ __ ] cops get mad and you know what I'm saying it's like it's nobody gives me the chance to take a quick [ __ ] power nap while I'm on the [ __ ] I-95 um sounds like you want to train I would also like a train I would I would love a train dude I would love High-Speed Rail in America I would love it if like [ __ ] 40 years ago America had like actually said hey we are have a gigantic lead on every other economy let's use that to get more ahead by building high quality infrastructure and and great internet and all like any new technology we're gonna have the best of it for our citizens instead they didn't do any of that instead they took all of our tax money and all of our advantage and squandered it to make a few people wealthy uh uh did you see the corruption with high-speed internet like that what do you mean I mean the corruption is just not even I mean I guess it is corruption but it's just a few monopolistic internet providers um I would love a good Hitman cosplay on an American train ER it's such a specific request Electrics okay cool cool I don't know yeah cool I mean yeah I would like to train first and then we'll worry about the cosplay um big a did you see apple is down five percent today oh I saw it Oh I saw it you guys know these big Magnificent Seven companies are holding up the whole [ __ ] economy and if they don't keep going up every the whole entire [ __ ] house of cars Falls Amazon that Amazon's saved on the other end let me tell you what Amazon and all these companies have been doing they go to Wall Street and they set their guidance really low [ __ ] freakishly nightmarishly low and they go oh yeah this is where we're gonna make nothing and then they barely beat it and then Wall Street goes oh my God huge beat 118 over expectations and then everyone buys it and they do this they've been doing this [ __ ] trick over and over again and it's it worked for Amazon this time Apple did the same thing they beat but people people didn't buy it this much and then they [ __ ] went down let me tell you this whole thing is shaky shaky this whole [ __ ] economy right now is [ __ ] shaky it's all a house of cards uh uh do you think it's too late to get in the Tupperware stock rally the Tupperware stock rally bro you should buy some actual Tupperware and cook crack in it that's a better way than trying to get into some [ __ ] Tupperware stock rally that's like an honest to God hard-working way to make some money okay I'm looking at Tupperware stock it did have a recent Spike you can see it here uh and then I see the top thing is tupperware may not go out of business after all so this sounds like another short squeeze situation where a company is trash headed to zero but because they do not they're not quite there people can in short term cause it to spike this is [ __ ] dangerous to play this is not this is the same thing as like [ __ ] you know long-term this is like AMC this is like [ __ ] GameStop you know it they're still headed to the same spot bro they just in the middle they have volatility why is tupperware dying I don't if I had to guess and I literally have no idea it's cause a [ __ ] hedge fund bottom or something [Laughter] and then [ __ ] put a bunch of debt on their books and they can't make the debt payments so even though they sell pointy type of wear it doesn't matter I have no idea that mm-hmm a truck is too big to fail real uh yeah 100 if you think JP Morgan Chase could fail and the entire economy wouldn't collapse there's some banks I mean James Morgan Chase is bigger than like the biggest banks were in 200 [ __ ] eight uh big can't fail they'll get they'll get bailed out they'll get propped up something will happen um but Twitter did it Twitter's Small Potatoes bro and didn't fail Twitter Twitter had the ultimate exit sell to a dumb billionaire Twitter shareholders made of mint they sold for 54.20 this year that company was worth at best like 38. they they had a I had a glorious exit um yo big head you see the AP physiology band in Florida no what AP Fizz got banned in Florida why they'd be psychology you put you put physiology I can't I could probably guess psychology is it is it like a [ __ ] woke mind virus thing are they trying to because you said physiology and I was like dude that's like basically Jim they banned Jim in Florida what the [ __ ] happening there [Laughter] uh but psychology makes more sense okay it's a [ __ ] woke mind virus thing thank God for Florida dude I was worried the woke my virus would take over everything but now that Florida is Banning learning will be good our nation will heal bullet dodged this is just what we need here we're gonna turn this whole [ __ ] ship around I hope they still are suing Disney though that's God God help me um uh uh it mentioned lgbtq stuff for five pages out of 500 okay this and they banned the entire class that's good that's that sounds like a really uh good way to do it um do you think Disney will sell I don't know who can be the buyer I've been looking into it a lot Disney is looking to sell ESPN I'll tell you that and they already sold a bunch of other parts I thought um yeah let's see they're considering selling the streaming service their their ownership stake in Hulu they're staking ESPN all that stuff is up for grabs they need some cash I thought ESPN was a cash cow it it was ESPN was one of the biggest cash cows in history uh but revenue is declining costs are going up because ESPN has to bid for the rights for all these sports leagues to show on their Channel and um the tech companies like Amazon and YouTube and all them are making even bigger and bigger bids everyone's coming for their lunch dude uh so the competition's gone up the revenues have gone down and it's a lot of stress for Disney uh or astrodave said woke liberals not watching football kekona that could be it too um YouTube TV is a huge bitter oh yeah the tech companies the the big you know four Google Apple Amazon they're all trying to buy sports are a goaded way to kit to get and maintain subscribers cable companies have used that trick for 30 50 years to print money I mean the cable company package with sports in it for let's say that 70s to the 90s or 2000s was the greatest money making vehicle almost effort bro they did no extra work and they charged insane prices and it was a tax on like every human in the developed world almost no no family didn't have TV and they ought to do it through cable and uh anyone that wanted Sports would have to buy the cable full package it was I mean it was genius it was it was a genius way to print money and they did it for a longest time and then streaming came to him [Music] um wait this is this is too bright this is two what the oh now it looks terrible oh no whatever big a what's your favorite hot dog topping I don't eat hot dogs more or less than the average person just let me for out of the blue let me just say that I don't my hot dog in intake is normal I need that like a ball game or something but if I were to have a hot dog I would put hmm what's weird is I like mustard more than ketchup but like at Fourth of July I always eat it with ketchup interesting um why did you feel like you were legally obligated to disclose that I just felt like I did felt like it was a good thing to open open with muster boy muster boy muster boy mustard boy yellow mustard or brown for a hot dog I think I just get classic yellow Hinds bro but the best mustard is probably like a Dijon remember what Obama said he liked Dijon mustard and then Fox ran like three weeks of saying [Laughter] enjoy your fancy mustard Mr president president Poupon those were good times those were good times you did also wear that [ __ ] tan suit that was disgraceful to this country God damn it Obama he wore that tan suit and it was that day I knew I could never be an American the worst thing anyone's ever done I don't think America ever recovered from that tan suit that set us back like decades um don't disobomb on his birthday is it Obama's birthday because I have a tight five on Obama jokes that I really wanted to get into um [Music] it actually is oh wow it literally is that's laughs uh my fellow Americans I can't do it I can't I I gotta be in the zone for Obama uh uh uh are you playing fortnite today Connor eats pants do you want to play fortnite on fortnite Friday I wasn't planning to but if Connery's pants is here I still haven't got a real Victory Royale once I only beat the Bots you think about it maybe you're hey whatever but you think about it um please refrain from saying fortnite Friday or my lawyers will be in contact okay okay you're gonna sue me Conor expense if I say if I are you implying that if I call my fun little Friday playing a fortnight Fortnight Friday you are going to get a legal team to sue me this is a taco Tuesday situation no it's not his right I am LeBron and this is Taco Tuesday okay apparently I have to say fortnite on a Friday if you guys like to watch fortnite Friday you could do it on Connor it's pants Channel if you want to watch uh uh fortnite equivalent on a week ending day you go watch that here okay the off-bred one the one at home uh uh uh yeah I'm done I'm [ __ ] down I'm down to clone sheesh the only thing is you have to love the little whip song God I hope he does cause I'm gonna play it a lot I'm absolutely gonna play it a lot um take your opinion take your opinion who doesn't Love Lil whip is a better question that's a great question uh uh that is a fantastic question did I miss a stream what the [ __ ] are you talking about listen I have no expectation that someone watches every stream as reveal but if you haven't caught up with fortnite Friday if you haven't caught up with [ __ ] the Quest for a victory Royale if you don't know what Lil whip is then maybe sit the [ __ ] that sit your white ass down and listen okay listen and learn do you know what I'm saying understand try to [ __ ] segue into a conversation uh hey it's rock as a fellow white guy with a beard do you have any advice for someone whose parents absolutely hate it I'll tell you get really into fortnite and then they'll hate that more then when you quit fortnite they'll be like whatever I don't care about the beard damn damn that goes hard can you dance in this mode oh yeah [Laughter] oh [ __ ] we're having to dance off wow I can't believe it's John Futurama in my game oh he's got more is that O.J Simpson can just switch from that point you can go Futurama skin after that you could be Goku it's the best video game uh yeah I don't know if that's 100 the qualification I see where you're coming from uh uh all right let me buy this if you're a big fan of Ready Player one huh that's that's your dream world that's the best movie that's the most references what kind of question is it [Laughter] oh dude Will Smith and Bender now that's a combination all right I'm ready dude okay we're gonna do zero build obviously I can't crank the 90s of course yeah I haven't played build mode since they added zero build uh saved fortnite I always say how do I think we just ready I got ready though let's go it's about encountered a human I've lost I'll be honest with you oh yeah I got my first win of this season today today yeah it's hot all right good and a rough one I didn't get the umbrella until now I don't know what the umbrella is but you get the umbrellas when you win HC there's different umbrella each season oh I see you need one win a season okay cool I want my first umbrella that's [ __ ] fat you don't have any umbrellas dude I never ever won and I've never even played until this season people watch you play fortnite [Laughter] with no umbrellas it's like it's on layaway it's like it's like I I'm going to have one they know it's coming they're not watching it it's like a it's like a 0.5 because they know it's coming oh I see yeah I got your same yeah uh I do have an asterisk win I did win versus the Bots we did a duo with punch and it was all Bots and we we cleared it but they didn't really seem to count it they didn't they didn't count it the umbrella this season is so good nah the chat didn't really feel like that was an authentic win so I I need you to show me how it's done I said leaving for Connor's job an idiot I'm not even streaming he's just hanging out in there dude you have umbrellas I don't I get I mean I get the difference listen it's like when you show up to jail you gotta find out who the alpha dog is Conor is the Alpha Dog of this jail which was fortnite yeah all right I just really like fortnite yeah you're more into the Skins I got I was kind of hating on this season until recently so I get I my understanding is the seasons just changed the map a little bit though it's not like I'm gonna change the map they change the weapons they change what's available they yeah pretty much everything changes to be honest well did they add a little whip this season because then it's my favorite season uh I don't know if that was out of this season they changed the culture all right hey where are we dropping boys that's the problem with this map is I think the map sucks like there's no location that I'm like oh I'm excited to land here every single location gives me anxiety well you're not picking a career path you're listening feels like it Gusty cultures it's not that it's not that serious all right I'm following you know it's a bad MAP you won't get this but fortnite fans will you know it's a bad MAP when like you would take the chapter 2 map back at this point it's a fortnight fan in Japan dude bring back tomato time I've been saying I've been saying it got me nostalgic for like the giant Lake Travis Scott danced on top of I'm like yeah I'll take that look oh that was a great landing spot right next to that Lake there was a nice little town and he's raised they hated because he spoke the truth on that one I couldn't even tell you anything about the chapter 3 map it all Blends together for me I forget completely forgot it I'll just get so faded these days they're like I don't even know that's right I Love Weed I just think weed's so cool it's so awesome all right uh okay all right consider me landed let's get in here and help Connor out okay it's a guy in here not for much longer I'll tell you that there's no way this is a real guy it's the way that guy was real it's real sixes and sevens we might have a win on our hands oh yeah baby names it's truck month over here welcome to my lobbies all right the games get real oh sheesh I just need to make everybody like what is this forced to play fortnite again like it was like 2016 2017. everyone just there was just so many people they didn't even need Bots it's just some get on mobile yeah yeah I still can't believe that that yeah that's the skin I wish I had is like the the free fortnite skin but they put into the game they're like the one that's like the Apple parody logo skin they put it in like the second they did that whole like but we're gonna screw over Apple by like putting the sport they did that whole Market they like parodied the super lad and everything and he could get the skin in the game and now if you have it it's just like a monument to their failure the Epic star is not stood the test of time it's just a monument to like yeah that epic games lost billions of dollars by like trying to screw over apple and now they can't even put their game on the App Store uh uh I love Tim Cook I just watched that separately in case he's listening I think he's great I think he's really cool I think he's like the coolest I think he could play fortnite they allowed him um You probably like it he's got that old man energy popping this open all right so here's a question I have for you as a professional firefight player who does this for a full-time for a living is a far cry player fortnite player oh okay uh how the hell do you ever get a legendary weapon I see people having them but I've never got one any chest and I've looked at a million chests so a good way to get them currently is with keys you ever get a key from a chest it should give you on the map like a location to open with keys and usually there's some pretty good stuff in those occasionally I've gotten a key but I've never comboed it I can probably try to open the vault if you open the vault you're gonna get so many legendary guns you're gonna be like you're gonna get better you're gonna get like Mythic guns holy [ __ ] I know it's crazy there's so many tears now it's crazy holy [ __ ] all right well I got a truck why don't you hop in and we take this little baby for a ride okay this is bender and Will Smith you can do the lines from uh Bad Boys I don't know anything I've never actually seen bad boys I just have to end Actually I don't even know is it bad boys that the skin is from that's gotta be from Bad Boys bro that's a hundred percent of Bad Boys dude I've seen actually a good bit of Will Smith movies but I haven't seen that was big fan for real all right there's no way it's a Gemini man's skin I wouldn't that's that movie had like eight viewers so I don't think they had eight people that saw that and I was one proud I haven't sold this skin since it first came out probably because he slapped Chris Rock yeah we got some hate for that but I always thought maybe he was in the right I thought it was kind of funny I remember watching that I was really watching it we were watching the Oscars and they're just like is this a bit like this just it felt scripted it was so straight it was weirdly it was like the universe willed it to happen too because like we were no part of us like we're gonna watch the Oscars tonight and then it just happened and then it like that hat were like what the hell is that going on yeah it kind of saved the Oscars that year because they were like oh [ __ ] wait I hit up I hit a Gulf Stream okay at least he didn't die I don't know where I'm going to party people here uh what's your Will Smith movie Smith movie I actually really liked his performance in the movie The Yuri slap and the the Serena Williams dad movie oh I know that was good I didn't see it it was actually pretty good wow wow Wes It's 1999 but I remember it being pretty bad even as a kid uh a song goes crazy though yeah I do miss the era when Will Smith would star in the biggest movie this summer and write the soundtrack and put it over the credits and try to get number one number one number one all right so you see on the map you see the little key at where it's on the S of tilts yeah I do I have a key so I'm gonna go over there [ __ ] yeah I like iRobot I Robot went hard I haven't seen that robot I got a guy right here these are not real people so you just been playing if you just been playing with these people and still haven't gotten a win okay let's not this is it's not important I have been fighting with some real crack artists where like it's like this and then at the end there's like some crazy kid that just goes crazy and then it's like oh okay yeah like one real guy for sure and that's probably what I've been going against SCC over here a couple times oh you're gonna get one of these Legends I'm gonna get I'm gonna get this one yeah you can take the gun I'm dropping I see oh wait that's not hold on take this one okay well okay you gotta just decorated me a little bit oh it's an SMG see I need an SMG actually I mean it's up to you whatever you want oh the chest in here oh wait wait hold on I got a guy this guy doesn't know he's messing with he go he's still in here he's just trying to break the wall I think oh my God these are not real people what the what is happening are you telling me four regionals the Goku's though these are not real humans bro relax we're bringing our a game okay another I didn't kill a dog Jesus he'll do anything he's trying to kill me you killed its owner and it wasn't gonna have it nope do you call that guy Goku and that was Vegeta [Laughter] pretty embarrassing I'm trying I'm trying better oh [ __ ] I thought this was you to be honest there we go there's his friend and they are friends wait oh he's getting him out of there oh my God he's crazy all right well his friend's dead oh [ __ ] it's a real person that's a real person wait wait holy [ __ ] no I'm down I'm down I'm down I'm down I hit him don't let him get me oh you died no no no I'm down I'm down no but I'm not dead no no no no no don't let him kill me kill this guy okay you gotta save me though I know I'll get you holy [ __ ] let's go that was there was two humans right there I was two I think those guys actually were real yeah okay all right we're in a real [ __ ] Lobby this is a real game yeah it's good it's getting serious now it's getting serious top 50 scenario pray to the fortnite guys dude I want my one chance okay let me hit that Med mist oh double all right now I need to find some Shields hot here take away dancing just surveying the landscape he's checking it out yeah okay rumor is next season's gonna be uh they're gonna have a whole new game what do you mean are you gonna you're gonna have fortnite and then you can oh wait there's a guy on me is it they're gonna have like a whole racing game do you can have like Mario Kart and fortnite it'll have a separate battle pass and everything uh uh outside I mean I'm gonna be so into the fortnite World by then it's gonna be great yeah you're gonna be ingrained yeah I mean people are going to be watching me for that why haven't you touched the new fortnite movie they're not gonna say that because I will be touching it day one yeah exactly I mean it's gonna be a big moment I'm gonna be on the fortnite reddits the fortnite reddits yeah just like the first part about fortnite is you can't really be a part of the community because most of the people that talk about it online are like actually like eight-year-old children and so they're all like well Tick Tock is all ages so I'm just gonna be maybe it talks about my favorite fortnite level what's up fortnite fans today epic released a brand new racing game you should collab with Nikki 30. my dream dude you can't see him get it off we're gonna yep the thing is I heard he won't collab with me unless I get a win you know what I'm saying he's got standards right so I really this is like really important for Mike he's a little dense like that I've heard yeah um all right if you want to get a legendary weapon you can go to that Island up there but some people other people will probably go there not if I get there first let's do it for me it's all by the legendaries yeah is that why you've never had one before [Laughter] yeah that's why I want it you know what I'm saying if you've never had that's all about a Lambo that's what you want you want a Lambo that's like you know you're from me or you're not getting this right I'm trying to ride the Braille here all right so you can slide on some of these branches bro I'm not a day one I don't know how to get up there though [ __ ] me oh there's like little zip lines that up here I don't really know how to get down from here to be honest yeah oh that was an idea oh they're getting shot at actually brick wall that I ran into oh my God he's [ __ ] Saving Private Ryan right now this is [ __ ] tossing me they were shooting at me holy [ __ ] he's gaming fix your game Epic on God I you might lose me epic you just you almost ruled me in and you might lose me if you don't [ __ ] fix that leaf [ __ ] that'd be really bad for them that would be bad still oh my God these guys are still fighting these are human beings I want you to know that they are real oh my God all right I got a plan where are they oh this is working going crazy I am losing my mind on the path I'm taking all right I'm I'm opening the hell did you go on top of the island oh [ __ ] yeah it's actually huge it is I'm coming holy [ __ ] you see me I think another guy's swinging up oh exotic weapon watch out guys flying in oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no don't let him kill me Connor don't let him kill me there's always got a friend this could be bad no I believe it oh and they're healing him I believe in you oh this is so bad now he had the Bender gun that thing is so if you get the Bender gun it's a it's a win that might have been on me because you said watch out and then I got shotgun in the back I could have I could have turned around all right all right that's ratch roll that's uh that's a warm-up game bro that was a good warm-up let me de-rust you know shake the cobwebs off Bender gun is literally too good it's just like hold down click and it just does more and more damage and it's crazy look at all the range he has on that too I didn't realize it had that much range do you have to be B Bender or you just no you can just find it well I'll tell you one thing this is two humans baby that's right that means I'm I'm talking about chat really I'm just letting them know that I'm playing the big leagues now because they constantly think you are in the big leagues you've made it a little more enthusiasm in your voice when you say that I need to sell it you know there's gonna be a clip for my tick tock I need a tick tock I lost my Tick Tock guy I don't have any tick tocks and I do really well on Tick Tock yeah I believe that is your tic-tock guy I need like another guy that'll pay less laughs you really sold them on it with that [ __ ] anyway Chad good at tick tocks I'll get it'll get really viral though look at the exposure for making someone else's battle tick tock get me on Twitter if you are good at tick tocks and make me some and then I'll give it to you do you know automated you know automated it's the goat all right well he wants to join us when I get a third in their squad okay yeah you can join us after this one after this one Otto unless we get a win and I'm not playing a game dinner retiring I will retire on top undefeated Victoria rail thank you all right let's let's lock in dial up what what location speaks to you I'll tell you right now what speaks to me Connor right here how do I ping right there so we just died yeah reclaim it take it back you know remove the power I'm not gonna see you're being afraid of this area because I died in it once I'm gonna own it it's fair smart thank the bus driver I thanked him and this map sucks they need to get rid of this map it's so bad this whole Forest Area is so bad I think the guy clip that put on take that get a million views from other people that [ __ ] hate it you don't want to commiser it it's really bad Quan reads pants slams I thought the other fortnite bat Maps were bad but this one really is bad I will say the graphics are really good it's crazy everyone has like the best graphics of any game that I play uh it Loki does have great gravics it runs really smooth and everything looks bright and crisp and good all it took was every debit epic crunching their life away forever to make [ __ ] random ass skins for every intellectual property oh baby I have a Mastery over the controls in this game I smell something burning I think that's probably like from a different apartment I'm not mine uh uh I can't believe right you should honestly I do not want to be the guy that says hahaha and then you forget your place dude go check if something's burning Jesus Christ Jesus who donated 42 dollars I can't see mine is 42 bro I can't see it I can't it's not what am I doing how do I get up there [ __ ] there's weapons up there and I can't get to them she's gaming he's gaming ladies and gentlemen people talk about his gaming prowess I don't I literally don't understand it it's like it's it's like they I'm just gonna be here okay [Laughter] [ __ ] yeah laser on my screen oh there's a bot trying to shoot at me and he keeps missing because he's a bot I come back there was just a laser going across my screen but it keeps on like not hitting me do you say lasered when you hit somebody what no I mean literally they have like they have a bender gun it's a laser no I just like yeah no I was I mean maybe I do say that occasionally I guess I don't know cool cool because I said all the time I couldn't find what the burning smell is coming from so I assume it's a neighbor so hopefully everything's fine it could just be like grilling yeah I hope so man yeah I really all about her a loud explosion dude you don't smell any gas leaks do you but I don't know like what is the gas leak smell like good question smells like someone's grilling yeah it'll be like a like rotten eggs yeah not really rotten eggs yeah like eggs it's not eggs not bad all right cool guy fighting a dinosaur and he died oh I'm shooting this guy that was fighting a dinosaur there's a dinosaur if you jump on him he becomes your friend oh my God Bender Rodriguez on a dinosaur game of the year 10 years running okay there's people that like try to pretend like fortnite isn't like the best game I keep able to do that yeah it's [ __ ] up I used to be one of those people can you believe that that is crazy white people can change though I found out about this game I started playing it I literally was going to play one and then I realized it's actually this one laser does he hate us wow it legitimately was peely that's sick why does he hate us feels like I'm meeting a celebrity he was mean do you know the character fish stick is canonically like brutally killed foreign lore just yet but I'm trying I read exactly it's pretty crazy like as someone showed it to me like there's like a comic strip or like the character fish is like he like lost an arm and he's like bloodied in like Batman's like no fish stick it's literally true someone show it to him that's not literally true right no it's literally true like it's like graphically apply because it doesn't happen to a real person not literally true well it happened to him it was reality so it's literally true for for him all right uh do you remember whenever there was the the Apple epic hey we gotta go circle is coming in the boy around to talk about explain why peely was naked underneath his suit that was awesome that was sick and the judge had to ask all these questions about peely all right uh I don't have any perks bro they didn't put perks in this game you have to it looks like seven is your key I see oh perks you gotta get over here man you're dude no I'm not please come on have some respect okay all right here we go I'm headed to you my friend here's some people fighting though hey laser laser laser lasers oh you found somebody oh I killed somebody he's attacking me the dinosaur's my friend oh they're dinosaurs man kill their dinosaur bad because you killed his owner right get over it they just had this grapple below this wasn't there yesterday or whenever I was playing before uh they added it oh my God I just did the same thing you did last round I got I bounced off the tree off the tree dude that's what I'm saying I hit the the red tree and it bounced me off of it Tim Sweeney wake the [ __ ] up dude you're killing your own game with this tree situation is it fortnite Friday bet your ass it is and we got a pro in the building it's crazy there's still not like a Soulja Boy scan and Soulja Boy emotes in this game but actually goes so hard I agree but I don't know if it's crazy doesn't exist he's in so many he's like one of the he is top 10 rappers of all time Soulja blades in there his influence is crazy yeah I mean you know there's a lot of you've ever seen the clip from from the movie uh Indie Dev from like early 2000s when he plays uh what's the game that he plays the one that Phil fish made that he got all mad about no I don't know there's a clip of Soulja Boy playing maybe it's brain yeah Soulja Boy plays braid and he's just laughing his ass off high he's like yeah there's no point to this stupid game this game sucks and then it just cuts to like little fish like piss like like I can't believe it's that he's saying this is a Soulja Boy laughing his ass this game's stupid as [ __ ] died oh no wait oh it's so bad for me you're focused on your Dino there's this guy laser no not the estimation Point guy the first guy up front for this guy this guy first I got Bender gun the Bender gun that's why I was saying to shoot him first Commander gun that's why I was saying shoot him first I don't remember what who was saying what but the Bender guns bro p Ender gun is actually Opie guy was right in front of you I was killing his partner first so you would feel like he was outnumbered by me and Connor it returned the lobby okay oh yeah oh yeah cancel cancel [ __ ] I don't have Auto added do you have Auto added Auto we don't it was an NPC you can't get it the exclamation points always mean that they're like NPCs you should always focus on the other guy first all right I'm adding hey look at what that guy just linked let me see I told you fish stick literally gets brutally murdered in Batman's like no his name is automated underscore if you want to add it let me see this what did they do to fish stick brutally killed help wait Batman killed him no I think he's sad that fish stick got killed oh he's pretty did he get rotted or something I don't know Scarlet Rock you're gonna follow it apart that's what a miserable way to die Christ oh [ __ ] little whip doesn't go that way he's my favorite character can I do slash invite all right there's only one way to win this game I'll tell you that right now well there it is there's only one way to win this game [Music] I'm hot if you could Crank That soldier boy in this game that'd be so sick yeah I think he would want too much money that's why they didn't do it he knows his word [ __ ] facts dude he actually loves when he's putting it there's a clip of him just playing Destiny too like the first time and like someone comes up to him and just like does the Soulja Boy dance because it just happened to be in the game he's just losing he's like oh he's cranking that Soldier Boy everybody starts running up to him doing the same dance like in the game and he's just freaking out or their dances do I have it Otto is like I gotta get in this he's level one hasn't played this season of the default skin what is happening what are you showing up in the lobby like Otto I did think you were more into fortnite when you exclaimed let me in on this I'm trying to get a victory Royale here bro oh that's too default you gotta get a skin Auto you gotta get a skin man up his skin man don't do this like this with you all right I gotta buy it I gotta buy more dances this is embarrassing yeah you get it it's just um there's two views starting to figure it out what is this one oh which one he has that dance so he look at the stay of foot let's go up one more the kid what's on Tick Tock love that it's like the Dixie or one of the demilius dancing oh we should get that one so we can it's gonna be good for tick tock and then we're gonna get in there all right perfect oh there's the BTS dances those are classic you got I mean if you want to get like feel attention there oh [ __ ] I mean you're getting your money's worth for this yeah no you kind of hit that [ __ ] I mean they have particle effects you know what I'm saying I'm getting this is a hundred percent I like that you buy like four of these games or four of these dances and you it's the cost of like Hollow Knight like they put in [ __ ] eight years of their life to make a beautiful Masterpiece and it's about the same as three or four dances they get the answers they [ __ ] rule dude you can't do that in Hollow Knight you actually can't and it's one of the biggest things to hold the game back rage quit what's this I love it I consume consume that's so me because I like video games did Auto buy a scan yet I guess that is not buying a skin oh what the [ __ ] is going on bro wait why does it say I'm sitting out he said in the game chat Money Talks wealth Whispers [Laughter] [ __ ] it I'll gift you one bro don't try to wealth whisper me you're gonna be you're gonna be this guy you're gonna buy him the kid lavroy well that's actually money talks with Whispers well that's a 1500 it's more than holla at night yeah that's more than holiday alone I guess I'm cheap you can be uh be the Terminator he's always programming [ __ ] it's the same price as him that's the same price as the Killer you want to go you can give him Jonesy for like 200 V bucks or something it's almost worse I mean he should learn he has to get use a 200 v-bucks skin if he's not gonna put out the money it's 800 for Jones Unchained 800. pepperoni they were selling actually like the most like competitively advantageous skins like super cheap last week people kept complaining I don't think they're doing Auto I mean Adam with the call automated Money Talks wealth Whispers is so funny he won't equip it no matter what I send him okay fine fine dude I won't buy you a skin then as I am honestly turn you up look at my email that I have all right let me see yeah you showed it like 100 times what does that mean it's a zero yeah zero wins that's right actually wait did I lose that emo because I beat the boss once that sucks all right ready up no wait I'm ready I make it trios trios all right [Music] I'm gonna rock O.J Simpson in this game good golf good golf we need the juice I want to be better I think it's more fun equip the dances you have to equip dances you're locked or you have Emo too quick oh you only get a certain amount I see I don't want a spider web dude I want like glow sticks all right this is good you have the same one equipped twice yeah on purpose oh I got the Renegade [ __ ] hey shrock just got a victory Royale easily how is your session going does anyone want to be a moderator I need a new moderator okay O.J Simpson is doing the Gangnam Style well then Among Us on this back culture has peaked bro for real how does China ever expect to beat America they're just too far behind culturally it's cultural Victory like when they go to a VPN like look at YouTube and like see what American culture is like and find this like you're just like wow because we have so air so hard to go all I know about like young Chinese culture is whatever was in the Jaden Smith Karate Kid movie it's literally all that I know I've never seen like any Chinese video uh you want to pick a spot for us to land um yeah I feel like here let's go kind of missed it I'm probably gonna land over here you can go land over there if you're gonna make it um I can't get as close as I can oh there's gonna be guys at the house I'm landing at that's unfortunate I do not have the battle pass I like to buy everything individually get more bang for your body that doesn't make any sense so I like to do it some would say you're losing money by not buying the battle fast someone would say I'm supporting my favorite game Tim Sweeney needs me my battle passes are so awesome I had so much value to your play time the point that like if you're not buying the battle pass you're actively losing money this is not a sponsored segment it's not responsibility I'm literally I'm arguing for every battle pass and exists in any game you're playing any game and there's a battle pass you're not using it you're wasting your time can't possibly be true really true no it's not it's limited items that you get you could get for what you're already gonna do I'm not sure that every possible game you should always buy the battle best items never come back that doesn't mean every scarce thing is not worth collecting how many fortnite wins do you have [ __ ] he's right [ __ ] [ __ ] he's got such a good point I just found a [ __ ] Mythic gun in here oh what the hell you got a music out of a chest no just sitting on the ground oh my God there's a guy here and he's almost dead oh you guys are so far away I was just testing the gun I almost killed three guys wait with the same Conor oh no you and me let's go saving privacy these guys are real people or not they both they all kind of walk they didn't run they walked up to me with pretty much shotguns they just kept shooting we're on our way I'm in the lobby the chance of them being real people is much higher Connor you are a 180 meters away overcoming I'm working on them I'm out of energy I'm pretty sure there are Bots Conor they kind of just didn't kill me and then ran the other way so I think so yeah and they did let's go finish them off oh God shooting at us we're getting lasered not every shot that gets fired as a laser I'm gonna shoot my cyberpunk I mean so I need to refrain from saying that too much so when you're actually getting lasered We're Not Gonna Know that one in the event like you're actually getting lazy you're gonna be like okay it's right but then you die really quick we're like oh [ __ ] you really were getting lazy no if I'm getting lazy or you'll know if I'm lasering them you'll know they keep clean comes well it's literally the problem is that I don't know that's the point of making but the thing is I'm getting he wasn't lasering you he was missing more than he was hitting I feel like you can't really tell unless you're the one being lasered yeah exactly don't try to presume someone else's laser status you need to listen I'm listening and I'm learning I got a big bush bomb nice holy [ __ ] this game rules a truck you want fireflies order fireflies a healing item oh yeah fly me so you throw those at your feet and they heal thank you [Laughter] all right surprisingly I think I was gonna start healing I did I thought I had to get the fire on me Larry healing item yeah really funny really funny new guy trying to enjoy the game huh gatekeeping it sounded pretty believable gatekeeping getting shot at it you good Oh no you're shooting the wall okay there's a chest here and we're just gonna ignore it like it doesn't exist I already got my message anybody have a key oh Otto you got a key no no yeah you do you do you have a key I see it next to your name I read the vault key card never mind you don't have the vault key card I think somebody will spawn here soon somebody's gonna spawn here soon with the vault key oh they're right here oh [ __ ] I know they're over there 400 meters away let's do it then we have to come back but we'll get in the car all right Auto oh my car is cool he's got his cool car holy [ __ ] it's a fast and furious moment to be honest with you you missed out Dom goes crazy go sane he's not he does crazy [ __ ] with cars you wouldn't even expect it all right all right I would have expected that I gotta be honestly honestly it's a big step down yeah it was relatively tame compared to the last one all right so we have to cut up you just ran him over okay that's fine so those three NPCs we need to kill them I think there's other people here yeah there okay I'm getting lasered are you blanket don't cry wolf all right did you get them all are those to this guy yeah this is the main guy we gotta kill he's struggling got him there we go all right so now I got the vault key card and we're gonna go open the vault over here love that you're gonna get so much laser okay let's kill this guy again lasered did you get on him too I lasered him nice nicely done Connor wait there's another guy with a big gun Otto it's not in Memphis oh I missed all right there's so many there we go we got it on here but I'm raising this flag what do we get for this flag um it'll show you where all the chests are and then spawn some items for you oh pog but we're about to go open this Vault so it doesn't really matter but we need extra items yeah it sharks more of a general than a boots in the ground type exactly also top 50. I've I've LED my team to Victory already he knows where he's best to use yup yup yup oh my God all right follow me you got it oh we're gonna get so much you're gonna love it in here oh you're seeing a Mythic chest before Atria I actually have not I've never opened one of these let's go shiny blue chest that's a Mythic chest this is what we need oh my God oh my God yeah herself nice this enhanced slapjack rifles oh that's what I'm talking about I love the flapjack rifle juice slurp juice yup holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that's too is everybody carrying two slurp juices hey Jack yep you have two more slurp juices over here well I already have two I'm gonna carry two more ah let Auto pick them up oh wait what's this [ __ ] Havoc suppressed rifle can try it oh my God I'm about to laser some kids all right Squad we've never been more kitted and more fitted can I see something fun if you oh you can like take the porta potty in here to get out and like go someplace fun let's do it oh [ __ ] laughs amazing amazing inclusion best game just might be I don't need to loot anymore now we're hunting the only thing My worry is because Autos in this game is going to be all Bots I don't know why that would worry that should get you excited no it would work to beat a human I need to be the human being some of those people that we killed were humans for sure I don't know I actually don't agree with that I need to fight and defeat human beings to get a true and honorable Victory Royale so I can be part of the real fortnite Club all right what if I go to the tallest point of the tallest mountain and we just make it rain you know what I'm saying instead of flair to elaborate on what you mean by that just laser them just laser them keep an eye on the horizon we go to that flag I guess all the circles right over here oh give me this what have we here that's the Hitman gun you just took it Yes mine now actually thanks all right cool so that's cool let's go away the thing is it's my favorite gun yeah no I get that I think I never tried it but it's my favorite you wouldn't like it okay but you love it no I love it it's my favorite gun it's weird that I don't know if I would like it or not yet I just yeah I don't think you'd like him takes a certain touch yeah no that makes sense damn I'm an idiot for even thinking I'd like it I'm glad you saved me from that yeah no worries thanks bro uh uh to the island perhaps let's be honest I actually think you would like it well it's like a Hitman gun so that's why I wanted it is kind of like a Hitman gun yeah and I love Hitman so you can have it if you want do you want a flapjack rifle I already have that do you want a flat Earth this sure sure I'll hold it for you holy [ __ ] it's a Hitman gun we're going to this island yeah [Music] I think we'll get Bender guns if we take over the island there's a guy right here [Music] 's closer I'm down he's one shot we got a couple of squads oh [ __ ] that's a human that's a human that's a human Connor I'm hiding these guys I don't think were humans but they're still better than us that was a human for sure no the way that guy walked up I don't think he was a human I feel like I was shooting at a bot and then keeping the camera look at this guys recognition no the Bots are not that good they're becoming sentence that's where like the AI takeover came from was fortnite Bots it trained on combat for yeah well it is funny the one time I actually got lasered like I was too scared to say lasered you boy who cried for one time one time he actually ducked me down like two shots I just didn't have the name at least now you have like a bar to know when you are yeah it makes more sense yeah I mean lasering really it's a scary process when you've been through it oh for sure [Music] had two slurp dudes I could have just I should have ran ran and slurp juice yeah um no they're definitely people look at their levels there's no way that they just coded it to display a level no chance all right this is the one right here right now honestly I feel like we weren't kidded enough we could definitely become more kidded than that that's a crazy thing to say because I don't think I've ever been that kid oh we wouldn't have lost if we were kidding enough so right just you can't increase your health so we have to at some point we have to hit them and they have to not hit us go to the city find Bender then buy the ray gun let's do that let's do that there's gonna be a lot of people there but we can try it I don't know you know where Bender is in the city I never go to the city because I'm so scared that's why we're changing things today that's why we're turning this all around we never go to ravenholm where is that giant guy that's like the end of the armist from Flavor it just happened how did you already die how are you already that dead you like died and then you oh my God there's a bug or some kind I've never seen somebody die that quick in a game can you guys hear me can you answer me internet cut out oh damn internet cut out fix your game so how did you get down and then you also I didn't see it game crashed he didn't see it didn't see it internet problems might have got lasered though in some kind of way uh may this will bring you back now because he's gonna be like how the hell these guys are already rebooting hahaha all right Bender's at the Docks by the way is what I've Been Told I get a water real quick while you reboot me very thirsty fighting a human I should not be back by the time he comes back it's definitely not back what timing there's a lot of people in here uh not when we clear them out yeah okay I got a gray Tactical Pistol and a dream I just hit him with a grenade dude I got my sensitivity levels Firefly sure hey Otto I got a healing item for you [ __ ] wait were you here for that what now oh yeah where he is the guy in here somewhere oh here we go okay I'm not gonna ride this bike oh get on the bike I feel like it took about two seconds to crash into a wall but okay down oh [ __ ] laser stay on the by air don't get off the bike there's a guy on this rail right here it's all Optimus Prime this guy's Optimus Prime dude he's really good level 100 already killing him now chasing him on the rail nice nice I got him very nice team effort oh there we go there we go now I'm rocking with the grapple glove Apple glove is awesome damn it is kind of cool all right let's go to the island or whatever right it's not already yet actually are you buying their brake on or whatever it's wicked you said the dock somewhere the dock let's go to the docks this one guessing this city is kind of awesome [ __ ] oh I found them all right holy [ __ ] 600 gold for it damn bro why'd you tell us to go here [ __ ] chat We're not gonna have the money I had the money Exeter gold bro gold carries over between games oh wait oh I have plenty of gold too actually I got 16 hours I didn't want the ray gun anyway they're broke dude give me the ray gun oh sheesh okay we're trying to win Otto oh wait we can win this game for real I mean Atria could also buy two ray guns but it's not wasted I like my thermals why does this game look so good this is crazy the graphics like could come in here O.J Simpson on this bike in this fight this is the best any game that has ever looked at least on my computer you have Ray tracing on yep look at this it's crazy with rage racing Bender holy [ __ ] [Laughter] yes the best game yes this is what Gaming's about [Music] holy [ __ ] I can feel my brain melting [Music] I opened the Vault again over here Zuckerberg should have should admit for his metaverse oh my gosh I should have made this for the metaverse Zuckerberg oh yeah well that's the thing is like this game already is the metaverse I don't know why he thought he could compete anything he wants to do is gonna be done in this game first better and better they're probably what like a year two years off but they're being like a good VR chat clone in this game then what then what Zuck in this game you could be O.J Simpson or you could be bender and yard chat there's a wipes too because you could an actual VR chat too but here you paid for it it feels more real you know yeah matters more I'm kidding and fitted yeah that was a bad Loadout myself I need a part of this chest bottom yeah but he's here I get up oh someone is here that's the boss there's just a guy right here do I lasered him literally with the laser gun another one right there okay let's go rules oh it's crazy where's my mega cannon from my skin oh yeah knocked one yeah nice guys oh he's shooting me help me help me where where I think that behind the instructions I'm healing you no wait you're healing him we can both do it it's faster they're up up top right up there later then just dinosaurs trying to get you but I'm holding them back I'm holding them back I'm Reviving you the dinosaur can't reach you over my body are you kidding me down where is he foreign [ __ ] that's pretty sad that's a sad loss the dinosaur killed me I don't know how to use the laser gun I aim it at him and click right you were you were doing that more effective if your mouse cursor is kind of on top of the person okay okay I gotta switch skins yeah I was gonna say OJ's holding us back dude he had his run and so-called chick Flames another dude [Laughter] it's crazy that they make you expected and pick up all our loot [Laughter] it's the Shroud mouth holding me back it is I think I don't think shroud he's not good at this game yeah I'm known to be better than shroud ninja Mouse of some sort 11 000 rushing yards gotta count for something [Laughter] I'm saying right so true dude people you will only talk about the murder that's the thing it's crazy that he ran for like 3 000 yards in a single season it is crazy or that he drove that Bronco so well actually he wasn't even he wasn't even he was commanding he was leading he was commanding pretty forcefully yeah oh level two let's go all right returning okay I'll go is for I'll match you with fry all right are you gonna stay Bender yeah I like this I love the fry skin it's so funny I think the frosting is super funny I got the Bender one first but then I realized the fry one is kind of hilarious you saw the Brazil fry stuff yeah he's awesome that's amazing that [ __ ] rules equip your Dances all right I do need to get my locker up so let's see I got rage quit I got dripping flavor I got my Korea I need my Renegade dance glow sticks good and then I don't want boogie down some flame people are gonna think I'm new shitty [ __ ] you know it's bad when someone types bro no you don't know [ __ ] what sometimes bro cause your type bro for anything in twitch chat uh when it's just a lowercase bro it doesn't give you he does not give you any information at all they have no it's one of the saddest messages I can read That's how I know someone's upset it didn't even add an emo they're just like they have nothing to say they're just looking at you this they're all typing it uh I get some subs in the twitch chat room if you get some subs dude borrow your mom's credit card that's what my title says I got a shout out on the twitch chat room exclamation point shout out mod love Connor eats pants shout out don't worry I got its pants look at that everyone check out Connery's pants fortnite goat nice you know what like a built-in shout out feature now yeah they added it yeah what does that even do let's look at links their Channel let's go right in the middle bro let's make it happen dominate the lobby of this Temple actually used to Follows than rough on this website literally being a variety streamer seeing a lot yeah right he's dead you know it's 2023. it's super dead yeah but we'll win we just gotta laser him out apparently the boss has a cracked rifle if you kill him I think that's the basketball plays now trust me that rifle did not help us we got the Bender gun in it we still couldn't win it I hit him with it it didn't seem to do as much damage as I'd hoped a lot of fighting going on [ __ ] [ __ ] what is happening it's a hard game bro there's a lot of there's a Jitter when you try to aim on things I was trying to make an outline with my gun to show you where he was there's so many people shooting it's so little happening yeah no one's dying I Got 5 HP though so what I'm gonna do is an invisible guy I see what they're talking about this guy's a good gun I guess so not guys I was trying to pretend to be a bot so they wouldn't kill me and it worked it's a guy behind you Otto right here oh this SMGs she sells this guy here I don't I want the vendor gun though I'm just gonna go to the city I'm gonna go to the docks it's so far away from here I will catch up with you guys yeah we need the fighting people right now I got no HP bro no HP oh wait you are fighting people right now all right I'm on you where are they outside you were right you weren't even you were right here the whole time oh my God oh Lotto Otto it's all on you kid Otto don't flank we're dead you're gonna heal me oh yeah you have to keep your mouse on you discovered this dream's alive this dream's alive 73 people and we got a nice Squad here me and Otto without Conor kind of holding us back you know yeah it's my last game it really is though but now you're gonna know what it's like you actually might get a better game without me to be honest all right where's the reboot bus so we gotta find the reboot bus it says this way you got his reboot card you pulled his card I think you have it yeah all right let's save Connor oh right next to a bus easy class careful not to like kill yourself by Falling somewhere water let the alive people just giving in some tips I know what to do oh my God he just he just did it did you think is this like for comedic effect uh a little bit but also I thought I would only take a little bit of damage and not actually die that's why I caught it so I thought oh we're getting lasered don't worry I got him he's shot by one bullet he goes we're getting lazy don't go from the angle they can shoot you at go behind it all right so much talking for the dead guy Fair he's back comfy in there all right oh I got lasered uh someone's shooting at me there's the mysterious oh my God Optimus Prime wait where I just activated something Optimus Prime is talking to me that's awesome where's the city right this sounds like a fake Optimus Prime voice oh I found a Mythic chest I opened a secret door there's three come here come here what the hell coming this dude's looting grapple gloves it's the real Optimus holy [ __ ] oh it doesn't sound like The Optimist from the Michael Bay movies if you only realize wait I can't get to you guys I don't even know how to get your beneath inside Autumn for the temple yeah oh my I love the exploding rifle foreign [Laughter] it's okay there's nothing left in here anyways I'm not worried about it I'm not pressed I think we're outside now and you're probably going the wrong way tell you that going all the way to the city all right I'll catch up with you guys they probably have a better shot of just like finding the gun randomly and like going all the way over there to spend all the gold I don't think I even have enough gold no I have enough gold oh [ __ ] there's somebody here he's trying to laser me people usually do yeah okay catch me you're always attempting to laser to somebody that's what I'm saying that's why it's easy to call it out I successfully evaded him you know where he was yeah between me and you I see a guy yeah man Bender's muddy I'll tell you what Adam Nice Shot nice lasered he was lasered all right Storm's gonna shrink really need to Otto I need heavy ammo if you got any laser focus yeah put the inventory all right watch this speed speed 50 remaining damn you're already actually about to get that gun actually no you're not you're somewhat you're closer than you were yeah yup Amen brother a lot of key here golden Mammoth holy [ __ ] right here foreign friends proximity check Bender bending Rodriguez Knox behind us augments don't care I don't care thanks for helping with the fight atriac I'm helping in the late game fights all right these are easy yeah you did great with the laser gun last game I'm gonna show up at the end yeah well I'm gonna drive over the hill when you guys need me most oh [ __ ] no update laser literally literally literally literally literally fire a swing to them wait was that Bender that shot me did you shoot at Bender it's an imposter Bender I think Bender shot me because I hit him with my car yeah no he's gonna hate you if you do that [Laughter] there's like three people here I'm just swinging far away out I'm going to eight check now you're the one alone okay wizard all right we run this city baby I'm here nice what if we all three got motorcycles I'd bring out a car like we're in entourage dude yeah that'd be pretty cool Auto I'm down but if we need you you get to come to us I'm right here I have a car what there's people shooting at me we're going through a motorcycle that was a thing damn he even got one that matches fry skin yeah that's [ __ ] cool I like rev it up let's see oh oh hey do it you like what's the break I don't think there is a break not when I'm driving oh [Music] let's go Patriots what that's bad I don't believe in you I believe in you dude I seriously do zipping away they'll be back for us don't worry right yeah I'm coming back let's go if we go this way they'll never catch us celebrated crawler to let you drink the gas from the motorcycle as Bender stay alive Otto loop around loop around we're not staying alive no he'll get to us he's right here he's here oh my God jump down hit the thing I'm not gonna hit the gritty jump you think you could jump on the rail you'll be okay give me I'm lower oh oh my God he had like right oh [ __ ] there's people people I'm dead Connor Connor it's all on you I'm alive I'm alive I'm just close did you get my card did you pull my card you got it okay holy [ __ ] this fortnite fright has just got real it is getting pretty serious now oh there's people behind you oh I tried to get away from him maybe you can save them I always he wants me so bad oh [ __ ] are you awake [Laughter] out of nowhere [Music] oh this is my last one guy I think you guys have a better chance without me I'm gonna get a better life uh well thanks for trying Connor we really I think we had some good games today again I ordered a lot no problem we got a lot closer return to Lobby all right I'll see you see you around Connor much louder I want to check out Connor's pants stream he plays 100 variety the last variety of gamer on Twitch they're actually true I also only plays fortnite he's like that's true he is the only true variety gamer left all right bye peace uh one more Auto for the fans one Duos yeah let's go the only thing I'm worried about is I don't want to fight Bots uh I'm sure that look I'm level five now there's no way they'll be Bots all right last word of the night you're gonna have to [ __ ] put on Squad fill do a rank to avoid Bots [ __ ] it okay [Laughter] yeah let's [ __ ] go let's show them how it's [ __ ] done hell yeah let's [ __ ] shot welcome to the [ __ ] game dude yeah we warmed up with Connor yeah but we don't wound up in the Amateur hour now let's play a real [ __ ] game just two legends the only problem is because I'm unranked this is like Rock Lee dropping the weights yeah yup what inspired you to want to play fortnite because I thought you'd play before but it turns out you hadn't uh no I've played before I played in one of woods tournaments I think okay two games I got you what is this it's fun it is a fun game they really nailed it [Music] now please triox live and he's ready to go with his speed and the skill he is the goat and anytime he plays he does and choke just kidding he always [ __ ] throws now don't get me wrong the gay is pretty good and when he plays Hitman he'll get you hooked and if he plays long enough he can really cook punch and loves he can kiss my ass oh coffee cow please don't throw now I bet I'll be leaving I bet I'll be leave oh you're my favorite streamer Lizzy fingers I better believe I bet I'm feeling Buffalo is unbelievable now what I really love when you're doing Rihanna okay when he comes back down from grabbing a snack you can tell he's really tripping right check it's crazy when Chase says some [ __ ] like Spyro katasi when we watch House at the End of the stream or that my friend is quite funny oh coffee cow please don't throw now I bet I'll be leave I bet on baby oh you're my favorite streamer whizzy fingers [Music] wait is Bender not in the ranked mode oh yes okay I need Eddie gold oh I drop gold to you yeah maybe so wait I got I got it I got it I got it no I got 10 gold [ __ ] me [ __ ] me dude I'm broke I spent it all in the last two rounds where it didn't even help oh I got attacked pistol I'm sorry legendary one wait I'm cashing in got a condo around my neck now I'm cashing out wait wait is it safe in here face wealth Whispers that was funny uh safe behind me what does that mean safe behind me oh all right I don't overwhelming this I swear to God I got one blue I got a legendary attack pistol and I got [ __ ] fenders ray gun let's go I just need Shields I guess Shields this game's in the bag for you what is a ranked Quest what do I get for that uh XP all right check the bathrooms oh I felt like there's gonna be more people here but I've seen nobody I guess ranked players are playing serious you know what I'm saying we scared him off honestly they're playing safe I'm full Shields basically I hear a car is that you it's me we've got this motorcycle if we could just keep looting the city I don't think anyone dropped here yeah I'm just we run this city all right I'll get the push bomb Maybe what is the bush I'm gonna do for me I'm not gonna use it I gotta be awesome let's recharge you know I gotta be honest but I'm not gonna use it so oh wait hear that sound here's shots oh yeah a lot of shots nice who's shooting him though who was shooting he's got a legendary gun or something but yeah these are the hell out of that guy who wants my gun I think nice nice knock nice don't let his friend pick him up I got nice nice gotta be one more right oh yeah legendary oh thermal DMR nice I like what I'm seeing wait uh okay I'm gonna lizard actually lasered from where it goes over here I see him see him on my thermos I'm not see him either here we move out or the circle I guess we could just Camp here yeah I mean you can see anyone from up here I'm looking We Got The High Ground Anakin uh [Music] no I don't see you lasered you bro oh right here right on the roof all right oh he had a ray gun oh two ray guns I don't mind if I do no we're talking how do you use this I got a key oh I got a key what's that okay how do we see where to go for that oh I see on the map that's like all the way over here let's do it uh where the key is yeah it's over there we could go for it we had nothing else to do the vehicle and I guess so yeah let's see why not oh [ __ ] question let's go oh I just gotta uh right the car's way better let's do a car most likely getting shot thank you uh wait there's a key right here right is that a lock oh yes yeah on the map like right next to me yeah my eyes are open I'd like three keys I think inside oh yeah oh it's just a normal chest go right here [ __ ] uh I guess I want combat SMD legendary like that I don't know what I want I don't mind if I do I guess I'll get her explosive repeater rifle nice oh she's not as an animal shot it you've got shields in here if you want them they like to hit the barrel I'm full on Shields there's another chest over here look it so where's the next Circle uh oh it's pretty far kinetic boomerang quote gauntlets I don't know what it is crap all right ours over here uh let's get a car and dip this is my last serious game all right we're [ __ ] yeah I'm dialed in we're dialed in your life where the hell is he going well we're going we don't need roads good one I see that lock for that and yeah we can just chill at the edge it's true oh got him got him nice [ __ ] nice are you hurt no I'm full didn't hit me once all right car is looking a bit all right [ __ ] you left me in the passenger jumped out drove it off the side I hear shots okay lock what we got here you have a key nothing I have keys but there's nothing good chest there I don't see anybody me neither 24 people no need to get too antsy I mean yeah let me drive this truck I'm pretty oh yeah [Music] yeah oh there's an island right there I just got out again it's got the roof behind the roof you see him yeah he's hiding let's let's get covered let's get cover I did laser him guys hiding from us watch flank I guess we're trying to oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] lasered hit once twice twice oh lizard oh [ __ ] yeah lizard I'm still I'm stopped I need Shields is he still there together I don't see him I don't see him oh [ __ ] dude right here shooting us roofer yeah hit him 64. okay you're scared shots you hear that yeah you gotta push on him huh yeah see him hit him I'll hit him 142. he's low he's super low he's healing [ __ ] attraction thoughts [ __ ] what's up still oh there's more people there's more people fine um [ __ ] I gotta get it I'm hiding I'm hiding I'm hiding I'm hiding he's jumping on you dude I feel like I hit that guy for a billion get him 142 and he just healed oh no they're not Bots dude those guys were [ __ ] tifu and stream sniping and and ninja it was ninja with two monitors one of them on my stream opened oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] officially ranked fortnite gamer dude let's go literally on the board damn I don't think we could have played that better I think I don't think so either uh what are all the ranks in for sorry NFL hmm I don't see an iron is bronze one the lowest or bronze three let's bronze one for sure it's let's go dude imagine bronze twos and ones did embarrassing embarrassing I look down on them I looked down on them from a [ __ ] Tower of Excellence from a tower of skill that I've climbed yeah earned honor you know yeah I'm not saying they're um not worthy of licking my boots but I I'm implying it because I I have like different types of people yeah you know they just built constructed differently yeah uh uh literally dominating bronze and I just started my first ranking I've already put everyone in bronze sort of in the dirt and now from here you almost don't want to be silver one because the limit yeah you have to start from the beginning you're back on the low totem pole exactly um but I think wow there's an unreal rank I think I can get unreal in no time put me in unreal dude yeah subathon all right uh well Otto you and me uh will grind again for sure and hit that unreal rank in no time yeah practicing your lasering um and I'll I will uh do it with you again soon for sure yeah it was fun bass brother that was Otto check him out shout out automated shout out automated uh check him out uh what time is it 10 22. I don't know the thing about houses I don't think I can fit it before 11. um I don't think I can do that not quite sure that I can do that we might have ran a little late on the Fortnight today um it's not 10 22 there's one uh more fortnite solos you in those damned video games uh I wanted to play hauling it today the time got away from me once Conor asked to play fortnite I need to go live earlier bro I need to go live earlier I actually have more stuff I want to do in a stream um I keep running at around seven why did I go live late today I had a reason uh uh uh Community I guess we could watch community we could watch a community uh we have to watch one of the episodes we missed which two episodes did I skip Community I also owe a community to the stream because they paid the five million um I'm literally not watching house because there's enough time and also I'm annoyed people just [ __ ] spamming house I don't like doing things that were are my chat wants to do pisses me off dude makes me annoyed this is my stream I want to do what the [ __ ] I want to do and I don't like when people try to yell me into doing something uh [Laughter] uh uh Christmas episode of the house I know of uh already I guess we could do I think is I know I skipped more than one episode of community and I want to pick whichever one's the better one and then I want to watch that house more like House of Representatives I don't even know what your point is with that I don't even know what you're trying to say is it a good thing or a bad thing it's just a comforting body that's just that is literally just word association you skipped puppet and claymation okay I think the puppet no the claymation one's good ish and the puppet one is terrible so let's watch the claymation ones um season two episode 11. uh okay um the only problem is and there is only one problem and that is that I don't know if I oh yeah we got it oh we got it it's uh that's psychology of letting go right no wait a minute season two oh yeah here it is abed's uncontrollable Christmas foreign wait did we skip the psychology of letting go go oh that's the GI Joe app no that's that's way later this is season two season two episode two wait this is the one where oh never mind I definitely we've definitely seen this one okay I'll bet it's uncontrollable Christmas watch this one um let's go a little community in the night right this is because somebody in chat uh got the requisite five Milligan atrial coin which I thought was impossible but they did some [ __ ] Shadow bets against themselves or something uh and Tusk paid to watch community so because I'm not watching season six Community because I'm waiting for the movie we're gonna go back and watch the one episode I skipped in the whole [ __ ] season uh which apparently is pretty good op-ed's uncontrollable Christmas we're gonna watch that now and Vibe and chill and I'm gonna turn this on and turn off the lights uh can we wait Astra Dave LMAO pogging foreign shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up 30 seconds in the Stream shut the [ __ ] up dude God so annoying you don't come here and ask for an itemized checklist bro get with the vibe or wait half an hour God damn it uh it frustrates me now every single [ __ ] stream I'm gonna start with a little bit of vibe I'm gonna open I'm gonna talk I'm gonna [ __ ] everyone comes in what's the plan give me the [ __ ] itemized minute by minute [ __ ] you [ __ ] off that's my plan my plan is to spend 30 minutes parading you uh uh uh I just came in until the status for dogs no my dog is fine believe me I would not be going live berating a chatter if my dog just died [Laughter] this would be an insane opening to the Maya [ __ ] dying stream I tell you that uh hi Dr battle uh uh yo big a what's your thoughts on Utopia uh um what's my thoughts on Utopia an internet connection League of Legends nobody to tell you what to do uh no I I uh I don't think Utopia is real obviously I think because human beings are flawed so we are incapable of achieving Utopia uh uh what earbuds are these Amazon [ __ ] Basics bro but I guarantee they'll change your life um he's talking about the Travis Scott album [Laughter] real [ __ ] here on this stream I'm sorry no I'm sorry uh you want to make [ __ ] small talk about [ __ ] new albums we're talking about [ __ ] big Concepts world-changing Concepts around here talk about life death birth rebirth okay if I say I'm ready to die and talk about [ __ ] biggie I'm talking about [ __ ] uh uh the ability to stand for your beliefs uh what are your thoughts on graduation uh uh what about postie's new album I didn't hear it is it good the only thing I know about post Malone is that he made a [ __ ] 2.6 million dollar purchase of the one ring magic card sheesh that is an expensive [ __ ] card bro I had some Batman as a true fan what are your thoughts on being called champ or bud it's fine I guess it's a little patronizing hey bud hey champ yeah it's a little patronizing it's not it's not insulting but it's like it's like a little league coach kind of thing yeah uh uh thoughts on Barry season four Flames but an entirely different show than the first three they kind of just dropped the humor all together I like all four but four is different I don't know that I'd watch for if I didn't have one in three one to three to get me into it um [Music] what is a topic you want to talk about what people never ask and you just don't want to bring it up I don't have that problem on this stream because what I'll do is I'll just ham fist the topic I want to talk about in any conversations if I feel like talking about Starcraft I will talk about Starcraft whatever it is like no matter what it is I'll find a way to [ __ ] force it is you don't have to worry uh how do you feel about Baldur's Gate I played exactly what's on [ __ ] like stanza's Vlog Channel like an hour two hours it was good it's fun what is your opinion on Abbey Road by The Beatles let's talk about the [ __ ] concept of building roads by the government huh why don't they build quality roads anymore I feel like our infrastructure has gone to [ __ ] China's building [ __ ] roads 24 7 and high speed rail and we don't have any of that uh uh are you playing Mulder's gate no I'm not uh stands in Vegas I am going to play if anything Hollow Knight today but I also just want to Vibe I want to talk to chat I want to check in uh bro so many of the roads are useless though not for me not for me dude any road that's ever made I promise I drive on it that's a fact you don't fact check me but it's a fact I've driven on every road at least once um yeah I drive the Google Maps car yep life is just one long road see now we're talking that's based I think life is in a way not to get too philosophical here but life's like a highway and I kind of want to ride it all night long I don't know if that's powerful or me to say if you wanna that's just something that I'm thinking of um uh how is Memorial Boulevard and Murph Street Borough Tennessee it's fine I give it a six out of ten as far as roads go um big a Google Maps car got in a high speed chase with the cops yesterday and crashed into a small River that was after Dave with your Google maps report of the stream he'll check in again in 20 minutes with our Google Maps fact update um when will you play outer Wilds big a my doctor refuses to treat my lupus and say you play that game unfortunately lupus isn't real you'll be fine and I'm not playing it soon though not ruling it actually I will play it I don't know when or where and you're gonna spam Kobe and pick a date but I will play it because Yeti recommended it so I will I will play I'm sure I'll like it too many too many smart people have recommended it to me for me to know that it's gonna be not my alley I just you know there's a lot there's a lot to play gonna play Baldur's Gate three nope not today stanza's gone we're doing a kind of a Duo thing a devious Duo as we used to call ourselves in League of Legends thoughts on cruise cars and SF my friend Toph used to work for Cruz and my thoughts are there are no different really than the other ones um they're fine I I I'm pro-autonomous driving uh I feel like human drivers generally suck anyway and even if one in a million autonomous driving cars kills people um odds are we'd probably be net benefit even now and the tech will only get better I'm generally Pro author Mr driving that's what I'll say um also because I I dream of a world where when I want to go somewhere I can get in the car and fall asleep and right now whenever I do that people honk at me dude and the [ __ ] cops get mad and you know what I'm saying it's like it's nobody gives me the chance to take a quick [ __ ] power nap while I'm on the [ __ ] I-95 um sounds like you want to train I would also like a train I would I would love a train dude I would love High-Speed Rail in America I would love it if like [ __ ] 40 years ago America had like actually said hey we are have a gigantic lead on every other economy let's use that to get more ahead by building high quality infrastructure and and great internet and all like any new technology we're gonna have the best of it for our citizens instead they didn't do any of that instead I took all of our tax money and all of our advantage and squandered it to make a FIFA wealthy uh uh did you see the corruption with high-speed internet like that what do you mean I mean the corruption is just it's not even I mean I guess it is corruption but it's just a few monopolistic internet providers um I would love a good Hitman cosplay on an American train such a specific request Electrics okay cool I don't know yeah cool I mean yeah I would like to train first and then we'll worry about the cosplay um big a did you see apple is down five percent today oh I saw it Oh I saw it you guys know these big Magnificent Seven companies are holding up the whole [ __ ] economy and if they don't keep going up everything the entire [ __ ] house of cars Falls Amazon did Amazon saving the other end let me tell you what Amazon and all these companies have been doing they go to Wall Street and they set their guidance really low [ __ ] freakishly nightmarishly low and they go oh yeah this is where we're gonna make nothing and then they barely beat it and then Wall Street goes oh my God huge beat 118 over expectations and then everyone buys it and they do this they've been doing this [ __ ] trick over and over again and it's it worked for Amazon this time Apple did the same thing they beat but people people didn't buy it this much and then they [ __ ] went down let me tell you this whole thing is shaky shaky this whole [ __ ] economy right now is [ __ ] shaky it's all a house of cards uh uh do you think it's too late to get in the Tupperware stock rally the Tupperware stock rally bro you should buy some actual Tupperware and cook crack in it that's a better way than trying to get into some [ __ ] Tupperware stock rally that's like an honest to God hard-working way to make some money okay I'm looking at Tupperware stock it did have a recent Spike you can see it here uh and then I see the top thing is tupperware may not go out of business after all so this sounds like another short squeeze situation where a company is trash headed to zero but because they're not they're not quite there people can in short term cause it to spike this is [ __ ] dangerous to play this is not this is the same thing as like [ __ ] you know long-term this is like AMC this is like [ __ ] GameStop you know it they're still headed to the same spot bro they just in the middle they have volatility why is tupperware dying I don't if I had to guess and I literally have no idea it's because of [ __ ] hedge fund bottom or something [Laughter] and then [ __ ] put a bunch of debt on their books and they can't make the debt payments so even though they sell plenty type of wear it doesn't matter I have no idea I mm-hmm a truck is too big to fail real uh yeah 100 if you think JP Morgan Chase could fail and the entire economy wouldn't collapse there's some banks I mean Jay Marketplace is bigger than like the biggest banks were in two thousand [ __ ] eight uh uh big can't fail they'll get they will get bailed out they'll get propped up something will happen um but Twitter did it Twitter's Small Potatoes bro and didn't fail Twitter Twitter had the ultimate exit sell to a dumb billionaire Twitter shareholders made of mint they sold for 54.20 this year that company was worth at best like 38. they they had a I had a glorious exit um yo big Edge you see the AP physiology ban in Florida no what AP Fizz got banned in Florida why AP Psychology you put you put physiology I can't I could probably guess psychology is it is it like a [ __ ] woke mind virus thing are they trying to because you said physiology and I was like dude that's like basically Jim they banned Jim in Florida what the [ __ ] happening there uh but psychology makes more sense okay it's a [ __ ] woke mind virus thing thank God for Florida dude I was worried the woke virus would take over everything but now that Florida is Banning learning we'll be good our nation will heal bullet dodged this is just what we need here we're gonna turn this whole [ __ ] ship around I hope they still are suing Disney though that's God God help me um uh it mentioned lgbtq stuff for five pages out of 500 okay this and they banned the entire class that's good that sounds like a really uh good way to do it um do you think Disney will sell I don't know who can be the buyer I've been looking into it a lot Disney is looking to sell ESPN I'll tell you that and they already sold a bunch of other parts I thought um yeah let's see they're considering selling the streaming service their their ownership stake in Hulu they're staking ESPN all that stuff is up for grabs they need some cash I thought ESPN was a cash cow it it was ESPN was one of the biggest cash cows in history uh but revenue is declining costs are going up because ESPN has to bid for the rights for all these sports leagues to show on their Channel and um the tech companies like Amazon and YouTube and all them are making even bigger and bigger bids everyone's coming for their lunch dude uh so the competition's gone up the revenues have gone down and it's a lot of stress for Disney uh or astrodave said woke liberals not watching football kekona that could be it too um YouTube TV is a huge bitter oh yeah the tech companies the the big you know four Google Apple Amazon they're all trying to buy sports are a goaded way to kit to get and maintain subscribers cable companies have used that trick for 30 50 years to print money I mean the cable company package with sports in it for let's say that 70s to the 90s or 2000s was the greatest money making vehicle almost effort bro they did no extra work and they charged insane prices and it was a tax on like every human in the developed world almost no no family didn't have TV and they ought to do it through cable and uh anyone that wanted Sports would have to buy the cable full package it was I mean it was genius it was it was a genius way to print money and they did it for a longest time and then streaming came to him um wait this is this is too bright dude this is two what what the oh no it looks terrible oh no whatever big a what's your favorite hot dog topping I don't eat hot dogs more or less than the average person just let me for out of the blue let me just say that I don't my hot dog in intake is normal I need that like a ball game or something but if I were to have a hot dog I would put hmm what's weird is I like mustard more than ketchup but like at 4th of July I always eat it with ketchup interesting um why did you feel like you were legally obligated to disclose that I just felt like I did felt like it was a good thing to open open with mustard boy mustard boy muster boy mustard boy yellow mustard or brown for a hot dog I think I just get classic yellow Hinds bro but the best mustard is probably like a Dijon remember what Obama said he liked Dijon mustard and then Fox ran like three weeks of saying [Laughter] enjoy your fancy mustard Mr president president Poupon those were good times those were good times he did also wear that [ __ ] tan suit that was disgraceful to this country God damn it Obama he wore that tan suit and it was that day I knew I could never be an American the worst thing anyone's ever done I don't think America ever from that tan suit that set us back like decades um don't diss Obama on his birthday is it Obama's birthday because I have a tight five on Obama jokes that I really wanted to get into um [Music] it actually is oh wow that literally is that's [Laughter] uh my fellow Americans I can't do it I can't I have I gotta be in the zone for Obama uh are you playing fortnite today Connor eats pants do you want to play fortnite on fortnite Friday I wasn't planning to but if Connery's pants is here I still haven't got a real Victory Royale once I only beat the Bots you think about it maybe you're hey whatever but you think about it um please refrain from saying fortnite Friday or my lawyers will be in contact you're gonna sue me Connor response if I say if I are you implying that if I call my fun little Friday playing a fortnight Fortnight Friday you are going to get a legal team to sue me this is a taco Tuesday situation no it's not his right I am LeBron and this is Taco Tuesday okay apparently I have to say fortnite on a Friday if you guys like to watch fortnite Friday you could do it on Connor it's pants Channel if you want to watch uh uh fortnite equivalent on a week ending day can you go watch that here okay the off-bred one the one at home um uh uh yeah I'm done I'm [ __ ] down I'm down to clone sheesh the only thing is you have to love the little whip song God I hope he does because I'm gonna play it a lot I'm absolutely gonna play it a lot um take your opinion take your opinion who doesn't Love Lil web is a better question that's a great question um that is a fantastic question did I miss a stream what the [ __ ] are you talking about listen I have no expectation that someone watches every stream as reveal but if you haven't caught up with fortnite Friday if you haven't caught up with [ __ ] the Quest for a victory Royale if you don't know what Lil whip is then maybe sit the [ __ ] that's it your white ass down and listen okay listen and learn do you know what I'm saying understand try to [ __ ] segue into a conversation uh hey hrock as a fellow white guy with a beard do you have any advice for someone whose parents absolutely hate it I would tell you get really into fortnite and then they'll hate that more then when you quit fortnite they'll be like whatever I don't care about the beard damn damn that goes hard can you dance in this mode oh yeah [Laughter] what's up holy [ __ ] we're having a dance off wow I can't believe it's John Futurama in my game oh he's got more is that OJ Simpson I can just switch from that like you can go Futurama skin after that you could be Goku it's the best video game uh yeah I don't know if that's 100 the qualification I see where you're coming from uh uh all right let me buy this you're a big fan of Ready Player one huh that's that's your dream world that's the best movie that's the most references what kind of question is it [Laughter] dude Will Smith and Bender now that's a combination all right I'm ready dude okay we're gonna do zero build obviously I can't crank the 90s yeah I haven't played build mode since they added zero build uh saved fortnite I always say how do I think we just ready okay ready though let's go it's about encountered a human I've lost I'll be honest with you oh yeah I got my first win of this season today today yeah it's hot all right good and a rough one I didn't get the umbrella until now I don't know what the umbrella is but you get the umbrellas when you win HC there's a different umbrella each season oh yeah I see you need one way in a season okay cool I want my first umbrella that's [ __ ] fat you don't have any umbrellas dude I never ever won and I've never even played until this season people watch you play fortnite [Laughter] with no umbrellas it's like it's on layaway it's like it's like I I'm going to have one they know it's coming they're not watching it it's like a it's like a 0.5 because they know it's coming oh I see yeah I got your same yeah uh I do have an asterisk win I did win versus the Bots we did a duo with punch and it was all Bots and we we cleared it but they didn't really seem to count it they didn't they didn't count it the umbrella this season is so good nah the chat didn't really feel like that was an authentic win so I I need you to show me how it's done like I said leaving for Connor's challenge I'm not even streaming he's just hanging out in there dude you have umbrellas I don't I get I mean I get the difference listen it's like when you show up to jail you gotta find out who the alpha dog is Conor is the Alpha Dog of this jail with fortnite yeah all right I just really like fortnite yeah you're more into the Skins I got I was kind of hating on this season until recently so I get I my understanding is the seasons just changed the map a little bit though it's not like I'm gonna change the map they change the weapons they change what's available they yeah pretty much everything changes to be honest well did they add low whip this season because then it's my favorite season uh I don't know if that was out of this season they changed the culture all right hey where are we dropping boys that's the problem with this map is I think the map sucks like there's no location that I'm like oh I'm excited to land here every single location gives me anxiety [Laughter] bro you're not picking a career path you're listening feels like it Gusty cultures it's not that serious all right I'm following you know it's a bad MAP it's you won't get this but fortnite fans will you know it's a bad MAP when like you would take the chapter 2 map back at this point that's a fortnight fan in Japan I get that dude bring back tomato time I've been saying I've been saying it got me nostalgic for like the giant Lake Travis Scott danced on top of I'm like yeah I'll take that look oh that was a great landing spot right next to that Lake there was a nice little town and he's raised they hated because he spoke the truth on that one I couldn't even tell you anything about the chapter 3 map it all Blends together for me I completely forgot it I'll just get so faded these days they're like I don't even know that's right I Love Weed I just think weed's so cool it's so awesome all right uh okay all right consider me landed let's get in here and help Connor out okay it's a guy in here it's two guys not for much longer I'll tell you that there's no way this is a real guy it's the way that guy was real it's real sixes and sevens we might have a win on our hands hell yeah baby we also got a kiss it's truck month over here welcome to my lobbies all right the games get real oh sheesh anything to make everybody like what is this forced to play fortnite again like it was like 2016 2017. I'm gonna just there was just so many people they didn't even need Bots okay this is just some get on mobile yeah yeah I still can't believe that that that's the skin I wish I had is like the the free fortnite skin but they put into the game like the one that's like the Apple parody logo skin they put it in like the second they did that whole like oh we're gonna screw over Apple by like putting the score they did that whole Market they like parodied the super lad and everything and you could get the skin in the game and now if you have it it's just like a monument to their failure yeah the Epic store is not do the test of time it's just a monument to like Yeah The Epic Games lost billions of dollars by like trying to screw over apple and now they can't even put their game on the App Store uh uh I love Tim Cook I just watched that separately in case he's listening I think he's great I think he's really cool I think he's like the coolest I think he could play fortnite they allowed him um You probably like it he's got that old man energy popping this open all right so here's a question I have for you as a professional firefight player who does this for a full-time for a living is a far cry player fortnite player oh okay uh how the hell do you ever get a legendary weapon I see people having them but I've never got one any chest and I've looked in a million chests so a good way to get them currently is with keys you ever get a key from a chest it should give you on the map like a location to open with keys and usually there's some pretty good stuff in those occasionally I've gotten a key but I've never comboed it I can probably try to open the vault if you open the vault you're gonna get so many legendary guns you're gonna be like you're gonna get better you're gonna get like Mythic guns holy [ __ ] I know it's crazy there's so many tears now it's crazy holy [ __ ] all right well I got a truck when you hop in and we take this little baby for a ride okay just bender and Will Smith you can do the lines from uh Bad Boys I don't know anything I've never actually seen bad boys I just have to end Actually I don't even know is it bad boys that the skin is from that's gotta be from Bad Boys bro that's a hundred percent of Bad Boys dude I've seen actually a good bit of Will Smith movies but I haven't seen that was big fan for real all right there's no way it's a Gemini man's skin that movie had like eight viewers so I don't think they had eight people that saw that and I was one proud I haven't sold this skin since it first came out probably because he slapped Chris Rock yeah you got some hate for that but I always thought maybe he was in the right I thought it was kind of funny I remember watching that I was really watching it we were watching the Oscars and they're just like is this a bit like this just it felt scripted it was so strange it was weirdly it was like the universe willed it to happen too because like we were no part of us like we're gonna watch the Oscars tonight and then it just happened and then it like that hat were like what the hell is that going on yeah it kind of saved the Oscars that year because they were like oh [ __ ] wait I hit a I hit a Gulf Stream okay at least he didn't die I don't know where I'm going there were party people here uh what's your favorite Will Smith movie or Will Smith movie I actually really liked his performance in the movie The Eerie slap and the the Serena Williams dad movie oh I know that was good I didn't see it it was actually pretty good wow wow Wes It's 1999 but I remember it being pretty bad even as a kid uh a song is crazy though yeah I do miss the era when Will Smith would star in the biggest movie this summer and write the soundtrack and put it over the credits and try to get number one number one number one all right so you see on the map you see the little key at where it's on the S of tilts yeah I do I I have a key so I'm gonna go over there [ __ ] yeah I like iRobot I Robot went hard I haven't seen that robot we got a guy right here these are not real people so you just been playing have you just been playing with these people and still haven't gotten a win artists people that I mean to be fair I've gone in situations where like it's like this and then at the end there's like some crazy kid that just goes crazy and then it's like oh okay yeah like one real guy for sure and that's probably what I've been going against yeah over here a couple times oh you're gonna get one of these Legends I'm gonna get I'm gonna get this one yeah you can take the gun I'm dropping I see oh wait that's not hold on take this one okay well okay you gotta just down right at me a little bit oh it's an SMG see I need an SMG actually I mean it's up to you whatever you want to chill oh wait wait hold on I got a guy this guy doesn't know he's messing with me still in here he's just trying to break the wall I think oh my God these are not real people what the what is happening are you telling me four regionals the Goku's bro these are not real humans bro relax we're bringing our a game okay another I didn't kill a dog Jesus he'll do anything he's trying to kill me you killed its owner and it wasn't gonna have it nope what do you call that guy Goku and that was Vegeta [Laughter] pretty embarrassing I'm trying I don't know oh [ __ ] I thought this was you to be honest there we go oh there's his friend and they are friends wait oh he's getting him out of there oh my God he's crazy all right well his friend's dead oh [ __ ] it's a real person that's a real person wait wait holy [ __ ] no I'm down I'm down I'm down I'm down I hit him don't let him get me oh you died no no no no I'm down I'm down now but I'm not dead no no no no don't let him kill me kill this guy okay you gotta save me though I know I'll get you holy [ __ ] let's go that was there was two humans right there I was two I think those guys actually were real yeah okay all right we're in a real [ __ ] Lobby this is a real game yeah it's good it's getting serious now it's getting serious top 50 scenario parade of the fortnite guys dude I want my one chance okay let me hit that mad mist oh double all right now I need to find some Shields hot here nowhere dancing just surveying the landscape he's checking it out yeah okay rumor is next season's gonna be uh they're gonna have a whole new game what do you mean you're gonna you're gonna have fortnite and then you can oh wait there's a guy on me I'm going is it they're gonna have like a whole racing game you can have like Mario Kart and fortnite it'll have a separate battle pass and everything uh uh I'll type I mean I'm gonna be so into the fortnite World by then it's gonna be great yeah you're gonna be ingrained yeah I mean people are going to be watching me for that yo why haven't you touched the new fortnite version they're not gonna say that because I will be touching it day one yeah exactly I mean it's gonna be a big moment I'm gonna be on the fortnite reddits the fortnite reddits yeah yeah just like the first part about fortnite is you can't really be a part of the community because most of the people that talk about it online are like actually like eight-year-old children so they're all like well Tick Tock is all ages so I'm just gonna be maybe it talks about my favorite fortnite levels what's up fortnite fans today epic released a brand new racing game you should collab with Nikki 30. my dream dude you can't see him get it off we're gonna yep the thing is I heard he won't collab with me unless I get a win you know what I'm saying he's got standards right so I really this is like really important for Mike he's a little dense like that I've heard yeah um all right if you want to get a legendary weapon you can go to that Island up there but some people other people will probably go there not if I get there first let's do it for me it's all by the legendaries yeah is that why you've never had one before yeah that's why I want it you know what I'm saying if you've never had that's all about a Lambo that's what you want you want a Lambo that's like you know you're fine or you're not getting this right I'm trying to ride the rail here yeah so you can slide on some of these branches bro I'm not a day one I don't know how to get up there though [ __ ] me oh there's like little zip lines that up here I don't really know how to get down from here to be honest yeah [Laughter] oh that was an idea oh they're getting shot at actually bro epic games code your [ __ ] leaves as actual leaves that was a surprise a brick wall that was a brick wall that I ran into oh my God this is [ __ ] Saving Private Ryan right now they were shooting at you holy holy fixture game Epic on God you might lose me epic you just you almost ruled me in you might lose me if you don't [ __ ] fix that leave [ __ ] that'd be really bad for them that would be bad for them oh my God these guys are still fighting these are human beings I want you to know that oh they are real oh my God all right I got a plan where are they oh this is working it's going crazy I am losing my mind on Earth a path I'm taking all right I'm I'm opening the hell did you go on top of the island oh [ __ ] yeah it's actually huge it is I'm coming holy [ __ ] you see me I think another guy's swinging up oh exotic weapon watch out guys flying in oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no don't let him kill me Carter don't let him kill me there's always got a friend this could be bad no I believe it oh and they're healing him I believe in you oh this is so bad now he had the Bender gun that thing is so if you get the Bender gun it's a it's a win uh that might have been on me because you said watch out and then I got shotgun in the back I could have I could have turned around all right all right that's where that's roll that's uh that's a warm-up game bro that was a good warm-up let me de-rust you know shake the cobwebs off Bender gun is literally too good it's just like hold down click and it just does more and more damage and it's crazy look at all the range he has on that too I didn't even realize it had that much range do you have to be B Bender or you just no you can just find it see I see well I'll tell you one thing this is two humans baby that's right that means I'm I'm talking about chat really I'm just letting them know that I'm playing the big leagues now because they constantly think you are in the big leagues you've made it a little more enthusiasm in your voice when you say that I need to sell it it was gonna be a clip for my tick tock whoa you're in the big leagues now hey Sherlock you've made it I need a tick tock guy I lost my Tick Tock guy I don't have any tick tocks and I do really well on tick tock yeah I believe that is your Tic Tac guy I need like another guy that'll pay less [Laughter] sold them on it with that [ __ ] anyway chat good at tick tocks I'll get it'll get really viral though mm-hmm look at the exposure for making someone else's battle tick tock get me on Twitter if you are good at tick tocks and make me some and then I'll give it to you do you know automated you know automated it's the goat all right well he wants to join us when I get a third in their squad okay yeah you can join us after this one after this one Otto unless we get a win and I'm not playing again then we're retiring I will retire on top undefeated Victory rail foreign dial up what what location speaks to you I'll tell you right now what speaks to me Connor right here how do I ping right there that's that spot so we just died yeah reclaim it take it back you know remove the power I'm not gonna see you're being afraid of this area because I died in it once I'm gonna own it Fair smart I think the bus driver I thanked him and this map sucks they need to get rid of this map it's so bad this whole Forest Area is so bad I think that guy clipped that I think that get a million views from other people who [ __ ] hate it you don't want to commiserable it's really bad colon reads pants slams I thought the other fortnite bat Maps were bad but this one really is bad I will say the graphics are really good it's crazy everyone has like the best graphics in any game that I play uh it Loki does have great graphics it runs really smooth and everything looks bright and crisp and good all it took was every debit epic crunching their life away forever to make [ __ ] random ass skins for every intellectual property oh baby baby have a Mastery over the controls in this game I smell something burning I think that's probably like from a different apartment I'm not mine you should honestly I do not want to be the guy that says hahaha and then you forget your place dude go check if something's burning Jesus Christ Jesus who donated 42 dollars I can't see mine is 42 bro I can't see it I can't it's not what am I doing how do I get up there [ __ ] there's weapons up there and I can't get to them okay she's gaming he's gaming ladies and gentlemen people talk about his gaming prowess I don't I literally don't understand it it's like it's it's like they I'm just gonna be here okay [Laughter] [ __ ] yeah laser on my screen oh there's a bot trying to shoot at me and he keeps missing because he's a bot I come back there was just a laser going across my screen but it keeps on like not hitting me do you say lasered when you hit somebody what no I mean literally they have like they have a bender gun it's a laser no I just like yeah no I was I mean maybe I do say that occasionally I guess I don't know cool cool cool because I say it all the time I couldn't find what the burning smell is coming from so I assume it's a neighbor so hopefully everything's fine it could just be like grilling yeah I hope so man I really hope I hear a loud explosion dude you don't smell any gas leaks do you well I don't know like what does the gas like smell like good question smells like someone's grilling yeah it'll be like a like rotten eggs yeah not really rotten eggs yeah like eggs it's not eggs not bad all right cool guy fighting a dinosaur and he died oh I'm shooting this guy that was fighting a dinosaur there's a dinosaur if you jump on him he becomes your friend my God game of the year 10 years running okay there's people that like try to pretend like a fortnight isn't like the best game like able to do that yeah it's [ __ ] up I used to be one of those people can you believe that that is crazy like people can change though I found out about this game started playing it I literally was only gonna play one and then I realized it's actually this one lasered because he hate us wow it legitimately was peely that's sick why does he hate us feels like I'm meeting a celebrity he was mean do you know the character fish stick is canonically like brutally killed you know that ah no I'm not as deep with the fortnite lore just yet but I'm trying I read exactly it's pretty crazy like as someone showed it to me like there's like a comic strip or like the character fish is like he like lost an arm and he's like bloodied in like Batman's like no fish stick yeah it's literally true someone show it to him well it's not literally true right there's no it's literally true like it's like graphic apply because it doesn't happen to a real person literally true oh it happened to him it was reality so it's literally true for for him all right uh do you remember whenever there was the the Apple epic hey we gotta go circle is coming in the boy around to talk about explain why peely was naked underneath his suit that was awesome that was sick and the judge had to ask all these questions about peely all right uh I don't have any perks bro they didn't put perks in this game you have to press it looks like seven is your key I see oh perks you gotta get over here man you're good I'm gonna get the top of the circle no I'm not please come on have some respect okay all right here we go I'm headed to you my friend here's some people fighting though hey laser laser laser laser oh you found somebody oh I killed somebody oh he's attacking me the dinosaur's my friend oh they're dinosaurs man kill their dinosaur bad because you killed his owner right get over it they just had this grapple glove this wasn't there yesterday or whenever I was playing before uh they added it oh my God I just did the same thing you did last round I got I bounced off the tree off the tree dude that's what I'm saying I hit the the red tree and it bounced me off of it Tim Sweeney wake the [ __ ] up dude you're killing your own game with this tree situation is it fortnite Friday bet your ass it is and we got a pro in the building it's crazy there's still not like a Soulja Boy scan and Soulja Boy emotes in this game but actually goes so hard I agree but I don't know if it's crazy doesn't exist he's in so many he's like one of the he is uh top 10 rappers of all time Soulja blades in there his influence is crazy yeah I mean you know there's a lot of you ever seen the clip from from that movie uh Indie Dev from like early 2000s when he plays uh what's the game that he plays the one that Phil fish made that he got all mad about no I already talking about there's a clip of Soulja Boy playing maybe it's brain yeah Soulja Boy plays braid and he's just laughing his ass off high he's like yeah there's no point to this stupid game this game sucks and then it just cuts to like little fish like piss like like I can't believe he said he's saying this this is Soulja Boy laughing his ass this game's stupid as [ __ ] died oh no wait oh it's so bad for me you're focused on your Dino there's this guy laser no not the explanation point guy the first guy up front first this guy this guy first I got Bender gun the Bender gun dude that's why I was saying to shoot him first Commander gun that's why I was saying shoot him first I don't remember what who was saying what but the Bender guns bro p Bender gun is actually Opie guy was right in front of you I was killing his partner first so you would feel like he was outnumbered by me and Connor it returned the lobby okay oh yeah oh yeah cancel cancel I don't have Auto added do you have Auto added Auto we don't it was an NPC you know you can't get the exclamation points always mean that they're like NPCs you should always focus on the other guy first um all right I'm adding hey look at what that guy just linked let me see I told you this chick literally gets brutally murdered in Batman's like no his name's automated underscore if you want to add let me see this what did they do to fish stick brutally killed help wait Batman killed him no I think he's sad that fish stick got killed oh he's pretty did he get rotted or something Scarlet rocks apart that's what a miserable way to die Christ oh [ __ ] little whip doesn't go that way he's my favorite character uh can I do slash invite all right there's only one way to win this game I'll tell you that right now there it is there's only one way to win this game [Music] I'm hot now if you could Crank That Soulja Boy in this game that'd be so sick yeah I think he would want too much money that's why they didn't do it he knows his word [ __ ] facts dude he actually loves when he's putting it there's a clip of him just playing Destiny too like the first time and like someone comes out to him and just like does the Soulja Boy dance because it just happened to be in the game he's just losing he's like oh he's cranking that Soulja Boy everybody starts running up to him and doing the same dance like in the game and he's just freaking out or their dances do I have it Otto is like I gotta get in this he's level one hasn't even played this season to the default skin what has happened what are you showing up in the lobby like oh no I did think you were more into fortnite when you exclaimed let me in on this I'm trying to get a victory Royale here bro oh that's too default you gotta get his skin Auto you gotta get his skin man flip his skin man don't do this like this nowhere all right I gotta buy it I gotta buy more dances this is embarrassing yeah you get it it's just um there's two Fields starting to figure it out what is this one oh which one he has that dance so he look at the stay of to go up one more okay for the kids on Tick Tock love that it's like the XC or one of the demilius dancing oh we should get that one so we can it's gonna be good for tick tock and then we're gonna get in there all right perfect oh there's the BTS dances those are classic you got I mean if you want to get like feel attention there oh [ __ ] I mean you're getting your money's worth for this yeah no you kind of hit that [ __ ] I mean they have particle effects you know what I'm saying I'm getting this is a hundred percent I like that you buy like four of these games or for these dances and you it's the cost of like Hollow Knight you know like they put in [ __ ] eight years of their life to make a beautiful Masterpiece and it's about the same as three or four dances okay they're good dances they [ __ ] rule dude you can't do that in Hollow Knight you actually can't and it's one of the biggest things to hold the game back rage quit what's this I love it I consume consume that's so me because I like video games did Auto buy a scan yet I guess that is not buying a skin oh no what the [ __ ] is going on bro wait why does it say I'm sitting out he said in the game chat Money Talks wealth Whispers [Laughter] [ __ ] it I'll gift you one bro don't try to wealth whisper me you're gonna be you're gonna be this guy you're gonna buy him the kid love Roy well that's actually Money Talks both Whispers well it's 1500 cents it's more than holla at night yeah that's more than holiday alone I guess I'm cheap you can be uh be the Terminator he's always programming [ __ ] it's the same price as him that's the same price as the Killer if you want to go you can give him Jonesy for like 200 V bucks or something it's almost worse I mean he should learn he has to get use a 200 v-bucks skin if he's not gonna put out the money it's 800 for Jones Unchained 800. pepperoni they were selling actually like the most like competitively advantageous skins like super cheap last week people kept complaining I don't think they're doing Auto I mean Adam with the call automated Money Talks wealth Whispers is so funny he won't equip it no matter what I said no okay fine fine dude I won't buy you a skin then as I am honestly turn you up look at my email that I have all right let me see yeah you've showed it like 100 times what does that mean it's a zero zero wins that's hype actually wait did I lose that emo because I beat the boss once that sucks all right ready up no wait I'm ready make it trios trios all right [Music] I'm gonna rock O.J Simpson this game good call good call we need the juice goodbye I want to be better I think it's more fun equip the dancers you have to equip dances you're locked or you have emotes here quick oh you only get a certain amount I see I don't want a spider web dude I want like glow sticks all right this is good you have the same one equipped twice yeah on purpose I got the Renegade [ __ ] hey shark just got a victory Royale easily how is your session going does anyone want to be a moderator I need a new moderator okay O.J Simpson is doing the Gangnam Style well then Among Us something's back culture has peaked bro for real how does China ever expect to beat America they're just too far behind culturally it's cultural Victory like when they go to a VPN like look at YouTube and like see what American culture is like and they find this like you're just like wow so hard to go all I know about like young Chinese culture is whatever was in the Jaden Smith Karate Kid movie [ __ ] that's literally all that I know I've never seen like any Chinese media uh you want to pick a spot for us to land um yeah I feel like here let's go kind of missed it I'm probably gonna land over here you can go land over there if you're gonna make it um I can't get as close as I can oh there's gonna be guys at the house I'm landing at that's unfortunate I do not have the battle pass I like to buy everything individually get more bang for your body that doesn't make any sense so I like to do it someone would say you're losing money by not buying the battle fast someone would say I'm supporting my hair again Tim Sweeney needs me my battle passes are so awesome I had so much value to your play time to the point that like if you're not buying the battle pass you're actively losing money this is not a sponsored segment it's not responsibility I'm literally I'm arguing for every battle pass and exists in any game you're playing any game and there's a battle pass you're not using it you're wasting your time can't possibly be true really true no it's not it's limited items that you get you could get for what you're already gonna do I'm not sure that every possible game you should always buy the battle best items never come back that doesn't mean every scarce thing is not worth collecting how many fortnite wins do you have [ __ ] he's right [ __ ] [ __ ] he's got such a good point I just found a [ __ ] Mythic gun in here oh what the hell you got a music out of a chest no just sitting on the ground oh my God there's a guy here and he's almost dead oh you guys are so far away I was just testing the gun I almost killed three guys wait with Connor Otto you and me let's go Saving Private hell these guys are real people or not they both they all kind of walk they didn't run they walked up to me with pretty much shotguns they just kept shooting we're on our way I'm in the lobby the chance of them being real people is much higher Connor you are a 180 meters away overcoming I'm working on them I'm out of energy I'm pretty sure there are Bots Conor they kind of just didn't kill me and then ran the other way so I think so yeah and they did let's go finish them off oh God shooting at us we're getting lasered not every shot that gets fired as a laser I'm gonna shoot my cyberpunk you need to refrain from saying that too much so when you're actually getting lasered We're Not Gonna Know got one in the event like you're actually getting lazy you're gonna be like okay it's right but then you die really quick we're like oh [ __ ] you really were getting lazy no if I'm getting lasered you'll know if I'm lasering them you'll know they keep clean comes well it's literally the problem is that I don't know that's the point of making but the thing is I'm getting he wasn't lasering you he was missing more than he was hitting I feel like you can't really tell unless you're the one being lasered yeah exactly don't try to presume someone else's laser status you need to listen I'm listening and I'm learning I got a big bush bomb nice holy [ __ ] this game rules you want fireflies order fireflies they're healing item oh yeah fly me so you throw those at your feet and they heal please [Laughter] surprisingly I think I was gonna start healing I did I thought I had to get the fire on me Larry healing item yeah really funny really funny new guy trying to enjoy the game huh gatekeeping it sounded pretty believable gatekeeping getting shot at it you good Oh no you're shooting the wall there's a chest here and we're just gonna ignore it like it doesn't exist I already got my message anybody have a key oh Otto you got a key no no yeah you do you do you have a key I see it next to your name I need the vault key card never mind I don't have a key card I think somebody will spawn here soon somebody's gonna spawn here soon with the vault key oh they're right here oh [ __ ] I know they're over there 400 meters away let's do it then we have to come back but we'll get in the car all right Auto oh my car is cool he's got his cool car holy [ __ ] it's a fast and furious moment to be honest with you you missed out Dom goes crazy go sane he's not getting this crazy [ __ ] with cars you wouldn't even expect it all right all right I would have expected that I gotta be honestly honestly it's a big step down yeah it was relatively tame compared to the last one all right so we have to up you just ran him over okay that's fine so those three NPCs we need to kill them I think there's other people here yeah there are okay I'm getting lasered are you blanket don't cry wolf all right did you get them all are those to this guy yeah this is the main guy we gotta kill he's struggling got him there we go all right so now I got the vault key card and we're gonna go open the vault over here love that you're gonna get so much laser okay let's kill this guy again lasered did you get on him too I lasered him nice nicely done Connor wait there's another guy with a big gun Otto it's not in Memphis oh I missed all right there's so many there we go we got it on here but I'm raising this flag what do we get for this flag um it'll show you where all the chests are and then spawn some items for you oh pog but we're about to go open this Vault so it doesn't really matter but we need extra items yeah it sharks more of a general than a boots in the ground type exactly also top 50. I've I've LED my team to Victory already he knows where he's best to use yup yup yup oh my God all right follow me you got it oh we're gonna get so much you're gonna love it in here oh you're seeing a Mythic chest before Atria I actually have not I've never opened one of these let's go shiny blue chest that's a Mythic chest this is what we need oh my God oh my God yeah herself buy something nice just enhanced Flapjack rifles oh that's what I'm talking about I love the flapjack rifle juice slurp juice yup holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] is anybody carrying two slurp juices hey Jack yep you have two more slurp juices over here well I already have two I'm gonna carry two more nah let Auto pick them up oh wait what's this [ __ ] Havoc suppressed rifle can try it oh my God I'm about to laser some kids all right Squad we've never been more kitted and more fitted can I see something fun if you like you can like take the porta potty in here to get out and like go someplace fun let's do it oh [ __ ] laughs amazing amazing inclusion best game it just might be I don't need to loot anymore now we're hunting the only thing My worry is because Autos in this game is going to be all Bots I don't know why that would worry that should get you excited no it would work to be a human I need to be the human being some of those people that we killed were humans for sure I don't know I actually don't agree with that I need to fight and defeat human beings to get a true and honorable Victory Royale so I can be part of the real fortnite Club all right what if I go to the tallest point of the tallest mountain and we just make it rain you know what I'm saying instead of elaborate on what you mean by that just laser them just laser them keep an eye on the horizon go to that flag I guess all the circles but over here oh give me this what have we here that's the Hitman gun you just took it Yes mine now actually well done thanks all right cool so that's cool let's go away the thing is it's my favorite gun yeah no I get that I think I never tried it but it's my favorite you wouldn't like it okay but you love it no I love it I gave her a gun it's weird that I don't know if I would like it or not yet I just yeah I don't think you'd like him takes a certain touch yeah sure no that makes sense then I'm an idiot for even thinking I'd like it I'm glad you saved me from that yeah no worries thanks bro uh uh to the island perhaps let's be honest I actually think you would like it yeah well it's like a Hitman gun so that's what I wanted it is kind of like a Hitman gun yeah and I love Hitman so you can have it if you want do you want a flapjack rifle already half of that do you want a flat or uh this sure sure I'll hold it for you holy [ __ ] it's a Hitman gun we're going to this island yeah [Music] I think we'll get Bender guns if we take over the island there's a guy right here [Music] oh there's closer I'm down he's one shot we got a couple of squads oh [ __ ] that's a human that's a human that's a human Connor I'm hiding these guys I don't think were humans but they're still better than us that was a human for sure no the way that guy walked up I don't think he was a human I feel like I was shooting at a bot and then human look at this guys no the Bots are not that good every coming sentence that's where like the AI takeover came from was fortnite Bots it trained on combat for yeah well it is funny that one time I actually got lasered like I was too scared to say laser your boy who cried the one time one time he actually ducked me down like two shots I just didn't have the name at least now you have like a bar to know when you are yeah it makes more sense yeah I mean lasering really it's a scary process when you've been through it oh for sure [Music] had two slurp dudes I could have just I should have ran ran and slurp Juiced yeah um no they're definitely people look at their levels there's no way that they just coded it to display a level zero chance all right this is the one right here right now honestly I feel like we weren't kidded enough we could definitely become more kidded than that that's a crazy thing to say because I don't think I've ever been that kid oh we wouldn't have lost if we were kitted enough so right just you can't increase your health so we have to at some point we have to hit them and they have to not hit us hey truck go to the city find Bender then buy the ray gun let's do that let's do that there's gonna be a lot of people there but we can try it I don't know if you know where Bender is in the city I never go to the city because I'm so scared that's why we're changing things today that's why we're turning this all around we never go to ravenholm where is that giant guy that's like the end of the armist from Claiborne it just happened how did you already die how are you already that dead you like died and then you oh my God there's a bug or some kind I've never seen somebody die that quick in a game can you guys hear me can you answer me internet cut out oh damn internet cut out fix your game so how did you get down and then you also I didn't see it game crashed he didn't see it didn't see it internet problems might have got lasered though in some kind of way uh all right this will bring you back now because he's gonna be like how the hell these guys are already rebooting hahaha all right Bender's at the Docks by the way is what I've Been Told I get a water real quick while you reboot me very thirsty fighting a human I should not be back by the time he comes back it's definitely not back my back yeah I'm back what timing there's a lot of people in here uh not when we clear them out yeah okay I got a gray Tactical Pistol and a dream I just hit him with a grenade dude oh my God my sensitivity Seafood levels Firefly shot hey Otto I got a healing item for you [ __ ] wait were you here for that what's now oh yeah where he is the guy in here somewhere oh here we go is it bubbles yeah okay I'm not gonna ride this bike oh get on a bike I feel like it took about two seconds to crash into a wall but okay down oh [ __ ] laser laser laser stand up by air don't get off the bike there's a guy on this rail right here it's all Optimus Prime this guy's Optimus Prime dude he's really good level 100 already killing him now chasing him on the rail nice nice I got him very nice team effort oh there we go there we go now I'm rocking with the grapple glove Apple glove is awesome damn it is kind of cool all right let's go to the island or whatever right it's not already yet actually are you buying their gray gun or whatever oh yeah where's the what do you buy that it's wicked you said the dock somewhere the dock let's go to the docks that's right guessing okay this city is kind of awesome [ __ ] oh I found them all right holy [ __ ] 600 gold for it damn bro why'd you tell us to go here [ __ ] chat We're not gonna have the money I had the money what how did you get 600 gold bro gold carries ever between games oh wait oh I have plenty of gold too actually I got 16 I didn't want the ray gun anyway they're broke dude give me the ray gun oh sheesh okay we're trying to win Otto oh wait we could win this game for real I mean Atria could also buy two ray guns but it's not wasted I like my thermals why does this game look so good this is crazy the graphics like could come in here O.J Simpson on this bike in this fight this is the best any game it has ever looked it's not my computer even Ray tracing them yep look at this it's crazy with rage racing Bender holy [ __ ] [Laughter] yes the best game yes this is what Gaming's about [Music] holy [ __ ] I can feel my brain melting [Music] they opened the Vault again over here Zuckerberg should have made this for his metaverse oh my God you should have made this for the metaverse Zuckerberg oh yeah well that's the thing is like this game already is the metaverse I don't know why he thought he could compete anything he wants to do is gonna be done in this game first better and better they're probably what like a year two years off of there being like a good VR chat clone in this game yeah then what then what Zuck in this game you could be O.J Simpson or you could be vendor and yard chat there's a wipes too because he could an actual VR chat too but here you paid for it it feels more real you know yeah matters more I'm kidding and fitted yeah that was a bad Loadout myself I need a part of this chest on him yeah somebody's here I give up oh someone is here that's the boss there's just a guy right here well I lasered him literally with the laser gun another one right there let's go rules oh it's crazy where's my mega cannon from my skin knocked one yeah nice guys oh he's shooting me help me help me where where I pinged it behind the instructions I'm healing you no wait you're healing him you can both do it that's faster guy right up there laser dim just dinosaurs trying to get you but I'm holding them back I'm holding them back I'm Reviving you the dinosaur can't reach you over my body are you kidding me down where is he foreign [ __ ] that's pretty sad that's a sad loss the dinosaur killed me I don't know how to use the laser gun oh I aim it at him and click right you were you were doing that more effective if your mouse cursor is kind of on top of the person okay okay I gotta switch skins yeah I was gonna say OJ's holding us back dude he had his run and so-called chair claims another dude [Laughter] crazy that they make you expected and pick up all our loot [Laughter] it's the Shroud mouth all the way back it is I think I don't think shroud he's not good at this game yeah I'm known to be better than shroud ninja Mouse of some sort 11 000 rushing yards gotta count for something [Laughter] I'm saying right so true dude people but he will only talk about the murder that's the thing it's crazy that he ran for like 3 000 yards in a single season it is crazy or that he drove that Bronco so well actually he wasn't even he wasn't even like driving he was commanding he was leading he was commanding pretty forcefully yeah oh level two let's go all right returning okay I'll go I'll match you with fry all right are you gonna stay Bender yeah I like this I love the fry skin it's so funny I think the frosting is super funny I got the Bender one first but then I realized the fry one is kind of hilarious you saw the Brazil fry stuff yeah he's awesome it was amazing that [ __ ] rules equip your Dances all right I do need to get my locker up so let's see I got rage quit I got dripping flavor I got macarita I need my Renegade glow sticks good and then I don't want boogie down some flame people are going to think I'm new shitty [ __ ] you know it's bad when someone types bro no you don't know [ __ ] what sometimes bro cause your type bro for anything and twitch chat uh when it's just a lowercase bro it doesn't give you it does not give you any information at all they have no it's one of the saddest messages I can read That's how I know someone's upset it didn't even add an emo they're just like they got nothing to say they're just looking at you [Laughter] they're all typing it uh uh I get some subs in the twitch chat room if you get some subs dude borrow your mom's credit card that's what my title says I got a shout out on the twitch chat room exclamation point shout out mod love Connor eats pants shout out don't worry I got it pants look at that everyone check out Connery's pants fortnite go nice yeah they added it yeah what does that even do look at links their Channel let's go right in the middle bro let's make it happen dominate the lobby Temple actually used to Follows then rough on this website are they being a variety streamer seeing a lot yeah variety's dead you know it's 2023. it's super dead a lot of people yeah we'll win we just gotta laser them out apparently the boss has a cracked rifle if you kill him I think that's the basketball plays now trust me that rifle did not help us we got the Bender gun and it still couldn't win it I hit him with it it didn't seem to do as much damage as I'd hoped a lot of fighting going on [ __ ] [ __ ] what is happening hahaha it's a hard game bro there's a lot of there's a Jitter when you try to aim on things I was trying to make an outline with my gun to show you where he was there's so many people shooting it's so little happening yeah no one's dying I Got 5 HP though so what I'm gonna do is oh there's an invisible guy I see what they're talking about this guy's a good gun I guess so not guys I was trying to pretend to be a bot so they wouldn't kill me and it worked it's a guy behind you Otto right here Danny oh this SMGs she sells this guy here I don't I want the vendor gun I'm just gonna go to the city I'm gonna go to the docks and it's so far away from here I will catch up with you guys yeah we need the fighting people right now I got no HP bro no HP oh wait you are fighting people right now all right I'm on you where are they outside you were right you weren't even you were right here the whole time oh my God Otto it's all on you kid Otto don't flank we're dead blanket pick me up you're gonna heal me oh yeah you have to keep your mouse on you discovered this dream's alive this dream's alive 73 people let's hold them all and we got a nice Squad here me and Otto without Conor kind of holding us back you know yeah it's my last game it really is though but now you're gonna know what it's like you actually might get a better game without me to be honest all right all right where's the reboot bus so we gotta find the reboot bus it says this way you got his reboot card you pulled his card I think you have it uh yeah all right let's save Connor oh right next to a bus easy class careful not to like kill yourself by Falling somewhere water let the alive people just giving in some tips I know what to do oh my God he just he just did it did you think is this like for comedic effect a little bit but also I thought I would only take a little bit of damage and not actually die [Music] don't go from the angle they can shoot you at go behind it all right so much talking for the dead guy Barry he's back all right oh I got lizard uh someone's shooting at me there's the mysterious holy activated somewhere oh my God Optimus Prime wait where I just activated something Optimus Prime is talking to me that's awesome where's the city right this sounds like a fake Optimus Prime voice oh I found a Mythic chest I opened a secret door there's three come here come here what the hell coming this dude's looting grapple gloves it's the real Optimus holy [ __ ] oh it doesn't sound like the Optimus in the Michael Bay movies the only realized wait I can't get to you guys I don't even know how to get your beneath inside Autumn for the temple yeah oh my I love the exploding rifle [Laughter] did you get any slurps no [ __ ] here crazy thing to ask it's okay there's nothing left in here anyways I'm not worried about it I'm not pressed I think we're outside now and you're probably going the wrong way the right way to get the Bender again maybe I'll tell you that going all the way to the city all right I'll catch up with you guys we probably have a better shot of just like finding the gun randomly like going all the way over there to spend all the gold I don't think I even have enough gold though I have enough gold oh [ __ ] there's somebody here he's trying to laser me people usually do yeah okay catch me you're always attempting to laser to somebody that's what I'm saying that's why it's easy to call it out I successfully evaded him you know where he was yeah between me and you I see a guy yeah man Bender's muddy tell you what Adam Nice Shot nice lasered he was lasered all right Storm's gonna shrink really need to Otto I need heavy ammo if you got any laser focus yeah open inventory all right watch this speed speed 50 remaining damn you're already actually about to get that gun actually no you're not you're somewhat you're closer than you were yeah yup Amen brother I got a key here this guy's golden Mammoth holy [ __ ] guys right here guy right here friend friend friends all right Bend uh bending Rodriguez Knox behind us augments don't care I don't care thanks for helping with the fight atriac I'm helping in the late game fights all right these are easy yeah you did great with the laser gun last game I'm gonna show up at the end [Music] I'm gonna drive over the hill when you guys need me most oh [ __ ] no update laser literally literally literally literally literally fire I'll swing to them wait was that Bender that shot me did you shoot at Bender it's an imposter Bender I think Bender shot me because I hit him with my car yeah no he's gonna hate you if you do that [Laughter] there's like three people here I'm swinging far away out I'm going to eight check now you're the one to land okay Wizarding them all right we run this city baby foreign motorcycles I'd bring out a car like we're an Entourage dude yeah that'd be pretty cool Auto I'm down but if we need you you get to come to us I'm right here I have a car what there's people shooting at me we're going through a motorcycle that was a thing damn he even got one that matches fried skin yeah that's [ __ ] cool I like rev it up I see oh oh hey do it you like what's the break I don't think there's a break not when I'm driving Wicked oh [Music] let's go Patriots what that's bad I don't believe in you I believe in you dude I seriously do it zipping away they'll be back first don't worry right yeah I'm coming back let's go if we go this way they'll never catch us celebrated crawler so you drink the gas from the motorcycle as Bender stay alive Otto loop around loop around we're not staying alive no he'll get to us he's right here he's here oh my God jump down jump down hit the thing I'm not gonna hit the gritty jump you think you could jump on the rail you'll be okay give me give me I'm lower oh my God he had the great oh [ __ ] there's people people I'm dead Connor Connor it's all on you I'm alive I'm alive I'm just close did you get my card did you pull my card you got it okay holy [ __ ] this Fortnight Friday's just got real it is getting pretty serious now oh there's people behind you no I tried to get away from him maybe you can save him oh he's he wants me so bad you awake oh what the [ __ ] out of nowhere [Music] oh this is my last one guy I think you guys have a better chance without me I'm gonna get a better life uh well thanks for trying Connor we really I think we had some good games today again I learned a lot no problem we got a lot closer all right return the lobby all right I'll see ya see you around Connor much louder everyone check out Connor's pants stream he plays 100 variety the last variety of gamer on Twitch they're actually true also only plays fortnite he is the only true variety gamer left all right bye peace peace uh one more Auto for the fans one Duos yeah let's go the only thing I'm worried about is I don't want to fight Bots uh I'm sure that look I'm level five now there's no way there'll be Bots all right last word of the night you're gonna have to [ __ ] put on Squad fill is that rando's do a rank to avoid Bots [ __ ] it [Laughter] yeah let's [ __ ] go let's show them how it's [ __ ] done hell yeah let's [ __ ] shots welcome to the [ __ ] game dude yeah we've warmed up with Conor yeah but we don't wound up in the Amateur hour now let's play a real [ __ ] game just two legends the only problem is because I'm unranked this is like Rock Lee dropping the weights what inspired you to want to play fortnite because I thought you'd played before but it turns that you hadn't uh no I quit before I played in one of woods tournaments I think okay like two games I got you what is this it's fun it is a fun game they really nailed it [Music] now please triox live and he's ready to go with his speed in this skill he is the goat and anytime he plays he does and choke just kidding he always [ __ ] throws now don't get me wrong the gay is pretty good and when he plays Hitman he'll get you hooked and if he plays long enough he can really cook punch and loves he can kiss my ass oh coffee cow please don't throw now I bet I'll be leaving I bet on belief oh you're my favorite streamer Lizzy fingers I better be I bet on me glow is unbelievable now what I really love when you're doing reality that you're addicted right okay when he comes back from grabbing a snack you can tell he's really tripping right check it's crazy when Chase says some [ __ ] like Spyro katasi when we watch House at the End of the stream well that my friend is quite funny oh coffee cow please don't throw now I bet on believe I bet on baby oh you're my favorite streamer wizzy fingers I better be when you leave wait is Bender not in the ranked mode oh yes okay I need 80 gold oh [ __ ] let's drop gold to you yeah maybe no I don't know oh wait I got I got it I got it I got it no I got 10 gold [ __ ] me [ __ ] me dude I'm broke I spent it all in the last two rounds where it didn't even help oh I got attacked pistol I'm sorry legendary one you didn't wait I'm cashing in got a condo around my neck now I'm cashing out wait wait wait is it safe in here face wealth Whispers that was funny uh safe behind me what does that mean safe behind me oh hello oh all right I'd overwhelming this I swear to God I got one blue I got a legendary attack pistol and I got [ __ ] Bender's ray gun let's go okay I just need Shields I guess Shields this game's in the bag for you what is a ranked Quest what do I get for that uh XP foreign check the bathrooms oh I felt like there's gonna be more people here but I've seen nobody I guess ranked players are playing serious you know what I'm saying we scared him off honestly they're playing safe I'm full Shields basically my hair car is that you it's me we've got this motorcycle including the city I don't think anyone dropped here yeah we run the city all right I'll get the push bomb Maybe what is the bush I'm gonna do for me I'm not gonna use it I gotta be awesome let's recharge you know I gotta be honest but I'm not gonna use so oh wait you hear that sound your shots oh yeah a lot of shots nice who's shooting him though who was shooting he's got a legendary gun or something no no I just said blue but uh these are the hell out of that guy who wants my gun I think nice nice knock nice don't let his friend pick him up he's got nice nice gotta be one more right oh yeah legendary oh a thermal DMR nice I like what I'm seeing wait uh okay I'm gonna lizard actually lasered from where it goes over here I see him stand on my thermos I won't see him either we move out or the circle I guess we could just Camp here yeah man you can see anyone from up here I'm looking We Got The High Ground Anakin uh [Music] nope I don't see who lasered you bro oh right here right on the roof all right oh he had a ray gun oh two ray guns I don't mind if I do no we're talking how do you use this I got a key oh I got a key what's that okay how do we see where to go for that oh I see on the map that's like all the way over here we go for it sounds good already oh where the key is I guess so yeah let's see why not oh [ __ ] collection let's go oh I just gotta uh right the car's way better let's do a car less likely getting shot uh wait there's a key right here right is that a lock oh yes yeah on the map like right next to us yeah my eyes I'd like three keys I think oh yeah oh it's just a normal chest start right here oh [ __ ] uh I guess I want combat SMD legendary like that I don't know what I want I don't mind if I do I guess I'll get her explosive repeater rifle nice oh she's not as an animal shot it nice you got shields in here if you want them they like hit the Bell I'm full on Shield sir but okay there's another chest over here [ __ ] it so where's the next Circle uh oh it's pretty far kinetic boomerang quote gauntlets I don't know why this crap all right ours over there uh let's get a car and dip is just fortnite [ __ ] get serious this is my last serious game all right we're [ __ ] yeah I'm gonna dial that we're dialed in that's how car's work where the hell is he going where are you going we're going we don't need roads good one I see that locked up with that and yeah we can just chill at the edge it's true oh got him got him nice [ __ ] nice are you hurt no I'm full once all right car is looking a bit all right let's go first let's check the fence who's gonna hide behind it oh [ __ ] yeah you left me in the passenger seat of a car as you jumping jumped out drove it off the side I hear shots okay lock what we got here you have a key nothing I have keys but there's nothing good chest there I don't see anybody me neither 24 people no need to get too antsy I mean yeah let me drive this truck oh [Music] yeah yeah oh there's this island right there I just got out again he's hiding let's let's get cover let's get cover I did laser him okay he's hiding from us watch flank I guess we're kind of oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] lasered hit once twice rice oh lizard oh [ __ ] you got lasered I'm still I'm still up I need Shields is he still there together I don't see him I don't see him okay you're scared shots you hear that yeah you gotta push on him huh yeah see him hit him I hit him 142. he's low he's super low he's healing distraction shots [ __ ] he's up still oh there's more people there's more people behind um [ __ ] oh I got hit I got here I gotta get it I'm hiding I'm hiding I'm hiding I'm hiding he's jumping on you ah dude I feel like I hit that guy for a billion get him 142 and he just healed oh oh no there's our boss child they're not Bots dude those guys were [ __ ] tifu and stream sniping and ninja and ninja it was ninja with two monitors one of them might stream open oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] officially ranked fortnite gamer dude let's go literally on the board damn I don't think we could have played that better I think I don't think so either uh what are all the ranks in for sorry I just need to check and so I don't see an iron is bronze one the lowest or bronze three it's bronze one for shirts let's go dude imagine bronze twos and ones did embarrassing embarrassing I looked down on them I looked down on them from a [ __ ] Tower of Excellence from a tower of skill that I've climbed yeah earned honor you know yeah I'm not saying they're um not worthy of licking my boots but I I'm implying it because I I have hit different types of people yeah you know just built constructed differently yeah um literally dominating bronze and I just started my first ranking I've already put everyone in bronze sort of in the dirt and now from here you almost don't want to be silver one guys the limit yeah you have to start from the beginning you're back on the low totem pole exactly um but I think wow there's an unreal rank I think I can get unreal in no time put me in unreal dude yeah subathon all right uh well Otto you and me uh will grind again for sure and hit that unreal rank in no time yeah practicing your lasering um and I'll I will uh duo with you again soon for sure peace brother that was Otto check him out shout out automated shout out automated um check him out uh what time is it 10 22 I don't know the thing about houses I don't think I can fit it before 11. um I don't think I can do that not quite sure that I can do that we might have ran a little late on the Fortnight today um thank you it's not 10 22 everyone uh more fortnite solos you and those damned video games uh I wanted to play hauling it today the time got away from me once Connor asked to play fortnite I need to go live earlier but I need to go live earlier I actually have more stuff I want to do in a stream um I keep running at around seven why did I go live late today I had a reason uh uh Community I guess we could watch a community we could watch a community uh we have to watch one of the episodes we missed which two episodes did I skip Community I also owe a community to the stream because they paid the 5 million um I'm literally not watching house because there's enough time and also I'm annoyed people just [ __ ] spamming house I don't like doing things that were are my chat wants to do pisses me off dude makes me annoyed this is my stream I want to do what the [ __ ] I want to do and I don't like when people try to yell me into doing something foreign [Laughter] [Music] already I guess we could do I think is I know I skipped more than one episode of community and I want to pick whichever one's the better one and then I want to watch that house more like House of Representatives I don't even know what your point is with that I don't even know what you're trying to say is it a good thing or a bad thing it's just a comforting body that's just that is literally just word association you skipped puppet and claymation okay I think the puppet no the claymation one's good ish and the puppet one is terrible so let's watch the claymation one um season two episode 11. uh okay um the only problem is and there is only one problem and that is that I don't know if I oh yeah we got it oh we got it it's uh the psychology of letting go right no wait a minute season two oh yeah here it is I'll bet it's uncontrollable Christmas wait did we skip the psychology of letting go apology of oh that's the GI Joe app no that's that's way later this is season two season two episode two wait this is the one where never mind I definitely we've definitely seen this one okay I bet it's uncontrollable Christmas watch this one um let's go a little community in the night right this is because somebody in chat uh got the requisite 5 million atrial coin which I thought was impossible but they did some [ __ ] Shadow bets against themself or something uh and Tusk paid to watch community so because I'm not watching season six of community because I'm waiting for the movie we're gonna go back and watch the one episode I skipped in the whole [ __ ] season uh which apparently is pretty good op-ed's uncontrollable Christmas we're gonna watch that now and Vibe and chill and I'm gonna turn this on and turn off the lights

yo are we here chat are we here are we here look at my scuffed setup today just making sure you can hear me how long was that delay yeah okay it's not too bad scuff set up no i want to go to sleep we just have to do the point recap don't worry don't worry we just have to do the point recap the drama no there's no trump there's no drama there's no drama um we just um is the ac gonna be miserable i might turn it off right now is it gonna be so bad looks not bad tbh okay good sorry for pinging you in my chat about the door it's light b and e what does b and e mean fine it's fine um hi we have a lot we have a lot to to update today we had a lot that happened today um so sorry i saw the the amazing work done by maya and team getting the door unlocked so my maya fell asleep um in a room that all my all my sponsor stuff is in and as you know this lovely this lovely point recap stream is brought to us by fansley and because i'm not the most technical savvy even though um fancy loves me the best i can give them is a whiteboard i realized like maybe this would have looked nicer if i would have had like a big fansly like cool custom point board and stuff like that but i didn't think of that until after you guys saw my um whiteboard and i was like oh fansly deserves more than this fansly deserves a bit more thank you guys for the subs thank you for using the next page whitefansly um and uh i hope you guys been signing up with your twitter twitter fancy fun place i support sex work here smiley face anyway um so this is this is the fansly point recap you know you know you know um and i'm excited to be here anyway sorry i can i be honest with you guys honest moment behind the scenes just like the stuff you see on fansly i'm exhausted i'm so tired i think you saw me lose my patience a little more than usual on the pj party because i'm just so tired i'm so tired i did the ropes course and then straight to the lake straight to this straight to that most people are able to take a break i was unfortunately unable to take a break and i'm on my period i'm so tired i'm so tired um i'm so tired so anyway i can't wait to finish this point recap with y'all and go to bed and go to bed you're real oh no oh no the casey frogs are in here that's more multiple l's i know how can one take more l's genuinely no nap on period plus bald plus ratio [ __ ] i mean don't don't feel bad for for for me honestly feel bad for the people around me because my my temper is like whatever i am never anyone that says no i really really really really try to like put the stream first put put myself first plus white yeah or no [ __ ] put myself first that just came out my brain is not working i'm not kidding my brain's actually at the point where it's not working i'm tired i don't think i drink enough water today oopsie doopsy uh genuinely this is all my fault um you like the sock on the floor okay okay well well okay stop your wandering eyes please please my friends okay um jeez go to sleep no we have to do the point recap oh no my fancy water bottle please i don't have an end to oh i do have an end table and it's fine right there anyway um i don't remember what i was saying what was i saying don't like my toes what's with the drama and people being fake that is casey that is casey's bit please don't ruin the immersion she really hates everyone um anyway please just relax tomorrow i can't tomorrow's the last day tomorrow's jam-packed month uh anyway i'm never anyone need a family shower i took a shower right before um pj party and that's what made me late to pj party but oh my god if i could have been in that shower for like 30 more minutes i would have i was so tired and it was like so nice um anyway what was i saying fur is actually not working it's not working anymore oh so so maya maya took a nap in the room with all my sponsor stuff um and the stuff i needed for the point recap and accidentally the door got locked and then it stayed locked which is a flaw that it would stay locked after you leave the room usually like undoes but it's stay locked and i am i was supposed to go on my stream after i was done with this and then it you know we're figuring it out and i was like listen i give up i will i'm just gonna go to my room without fancy's cool point board and i am i'm just gonna you know tell fans how much i love them for sponsoring us but i don't have a board and i'm just gonna do that but then maya just spent the last 45 minutes breaking into the room that my board was in in order to get it out which was so nice so she got our board out so we could do points but i feel bad she didn't have to do that because i had just given up and i was like honestly boys we're all just gonna sign up for fansy right now we're gonna make up for not having the board they're gonna love us but now we have the board she cut up her credit card oh my god i felt bad for her it was very kind of her she didn't have to do that but she was like she was like just wait we're gonna figure it out and i and it was the first time i never say no i never say no i said i can't i said i am not going to make it i was like i have to go to my room i never say this ever i think you can barely find maybe you can someone's gonna check me on this i never say i'm genuinely exhausted and i'm genuinely exhausted so i couldn't wait anymore i couldn't wait anymore i just had to i just had to go um but yeah but she got it she got it so day saved anyway i was gonna do it without it i know rich was breaking the door down and i turned around as i was leaving so i was like i'm just gonna go back to my room i'm gonna do it without the board we're gonna figure it out as i was leaving um i heard rich banging on the door and i was like do not break the door do not break anything that'll make my life so much worse and they did it without breaking anything um so anyway but maya's doing a cool bug chase so you guys should check that out um anyway i am here to count the points for the day today is much closer we've done a lot huh what was your favorite part of today thank you for the 17 subs i'm sorry i think can't really thank you guys individually maya flying a sun in a dress frozen shirt okay listen i realize okay if we didn't have frozen shirt the entire relay would have been done in two seconds like it would have been a five minute relay race you have to admit that the issue is the issue is i'm recalling all of this now i did a lot of research on this frozen shirt thing i thought it was a great idea i watched a ton of youtube videos um and uh it was so funny to watch oh good hassan's chat was kind of being mean to me um is that a pog laptop and tablet oh you know it um massage chat was like resin sleeper this is boring skipped this one blah blah and i i really liked the frozen t-shirt i thought it was cool but my biggest mistake was okay well number one so i watched all these videos and the longest video i could take of someone figuring out their frozen t-shirt was like five minutes and i was like oh [ __ ] because it's 115 degrees out here what are we supposed to do to make it harder so i'm pretty sure i told christine my assistant to make it as hard as possible so i think she did like three knots in it but i didn't remember um yours kept coming not me kitty oh now now all the hots frogs are pretending to be nice you guys were mean to me earlier you guys were mean to me you were so mean to me um but anyway uh and so i think i specifically am the one who gave i know i know i specifically am the one who gave her the instructions to make it as hard as possible i just couldn't remember earlier but like this is all coming back to me that i was like oh yeah like make it as hard as possible which is probably why i was tied to knots um because it's 115 degrees i thought it thought in two seconds but then it took me way longer but what i should have done chad what i should have done it was just do um i should have just done the frozen t-shirt first because then it would be like frozen t-shirt takes literally 30 minutes and it's like a really intense 30 minutes where everyone's like holy [ __ ] this is really crazy and hard and then the relay starts it goes really really fast that's what i should have done because instead it went really really fast with hula hoop and then it was like not all chats are echo chambers believe it or not homeboy i believe that i just believe that people just shouldn't type mean things did no one hear that like if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all am i the only person whose mother said that to me am i the only person whose mother said that to me i don't understand unless i asked for the feedback if i was like hey guys what should i change then you guys could lay it on me i'm ready for it but it's like just enjoy it like just eat the popcorn you know what i'm saying like it's so silly it's so silly ray left yeah ray left i'm sad she had to go to she has like um um what does she have she has to go to new york for something i don't know what though but yeah i'm sad about it it was cool unique idea um the ideas were untested no they were that was that one was actually so tested is the thing that was so tested just not i don't know i don't know why it took so long i feel fine about it you should have had slime moderate the entire event you'd have no one left that's true yeah anonymous internet will be kind and well-mannered yeah that will never happen but it is so cool um it was still cool at least she showed up yeah yeah no i knew i i can't can i clear up some drama people are dumb and i just want to say this for all of it i'm clearing this up i'm drama baiting my mods are going to be mad at me for saying this but i'm doing it i'm saying what's going to be like cutie don't talk um the difference between like soda pop and not coming is sodapopping told me months ago he wasn't coming melinda told me months ago nick told me months ago do you guys understand the difference poke poke had to bow out because just anxiety i don't blame him i get anxiety i understand um so yeah that's all there's a big difference in all of those things and rey told me from like day number one that she'd have to leave early so she has to leave early it happens um heck said if soda's not going he's not going i know the crazy thing is though he never said that to me you wanna know how i found out x wasn't coming [ __ ] lsf clip um anyway that's the difference it's just talking cutie i'm your mod this isn't a good idea okay okay okay i trust i trust miss sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry we're on discord if you need us thanks miss thanks miss thanks um wow the voice of reason here you are so real how is this happening how's casey overcome overtaking all of you how has casey done this i'm genuinely not i'm really really really really really really not mad that's the thing i would like everyone to know i'm not mad about anything i'm not mad about anyone leaving early i'm not mad about anyone coming anything i've done so far has been jokes everything is just jokes i think stuff is funny i think it's funny to make jokes of things that other people are saying to you because it just makes you feel better i am mad that president come but that's because he um showed his [ __ ] on stream and everyone's saying cap it's like one of those things where it's like i don't know what to tell you to get you to believe but i really am okay people put that on me all the time they say i'm mad like literally maya like i saw people in maya's chat being like cutie's so mad i'm like i'm not i'm just so tired like i'm really not mad um i'm really not mad it's always really funny to see people write narratives about you that you're just like oh what that has nothing to do with literally anything that i've said ever what hello i'm so confused your face turning red jokes what homie my face turns red it's 150 degrees my face is red the whole time why haven't casey um she's a drug addict she's been doing black tar heroin and eating all the slugs and now we're out of slugs the whole camp is out she's fake [ __ ] cam's been so much fun well thank you again the big the big the biggest reason um but she's doing better the biggest reason we've been able to have shake camp this year so different than all the other years is fancy of course so it's time for our fansly recap of the night let's talk about the different streams we had the ropes course we had the ropes course what'd you guys think of it guys i'm i'm not sad i didn't do the zipline i just know i could have that's what i'm say like that's the only thing i'm sad about is that i could have i used to use zipline all the time you just bought the pjs ah thank you but there are no points given out a zipline right no points at zipline is it the third day yep tomorrow is the very last day miss pov was great i know i feel bad for seer it was sears stream and it was something he was afraid of that's that's kind of my fault well the crazy thing is is sears stream was supposed to be paintball tomorrow but he didn't like that and so i was like oh switchy with myth and you can do zipline and he didn't say no so i didn't know he was afraid of ziplines or i wouldn't have had him do that but he overcame his fear and he he was able to zipline which was pretty cool um is tomorrow last day for march i'll leave merch up until probably sunday but it is the last day to vote with merch for the mvp you are no team player what what does that mean okay why did zoyle jump like that um i don't know we'll get there lucky sylvia thank you for the prime nothing is your fault what what does that mean lots of things are my fault i actually feel so bad for zoella and maya i'm so so i feel so so bad i also feel so so bad for erupt's phone i'm gonna figure out i'm gonna replace both of those things i'm gonna figure out how but i'm gonna get both of those things replaced soil has been taken else did you jump no so once we went to the um once we went to the [Music] my brain's not working i'm so sorry if you're watching this stream my brain is actually not working it has stopped working what did ludwig say what room are you in like i'm in our room it's a long story it's a long story kind of their mistakes in my opinion no i mean yes and no zoyle zoyle um said he wasn't he was just like rushing and he wasn't thinking he was like i don't know why i didn't take off my glasses if zoyle would have take would have taken off his glasses he wouldn't have gotten so cut up his glasses really um really screwed him it doesn't matter we're having fun oh good we found someone's glasses one of the camp counselors they found it they've also gone out in the lake every single day for hours looking for erob's phone they haven't found it yet i'm glad he didn't snap his joints tvh i know dude that is one of the best clips in the entire world i'm so sad i'm genuinely so sad i didn't do the vlog like i wanted to okay do you guys want to hear my thought process this is so lame so i wanted to do the blob really really bad but i hate falling and i just couldn't get the courage to do it um like to get onto the blog and then and then ludwig was like oh i'll lift you up and then i was like okay and i went over there to get lifted up and then i had this flashback to like what if i get water at my nose and then i'm paranoid for two weeks that i have a brain movement and only the ogs will remember those two weeks that i uh was ruined my life because murky water is also a fear of mine i have a fear i have a fear of murky water i have a fear of falling it's just like dude the biggest clip that was missed and it's just cause like you can't capture everything but i'm so sad i'm so sad this was missed was uh it was it was when hassan pushed me away from the canoe so what happened during the ropes course or ropes course hello my brain what happened is um you know we have we have the relay race and we're at the end and it's canoe time and it was supposed to be me and will in a canoe and rey and rich in the canoe and hasan was supposed to be jumping to send off casey or something like that i don't know it wasn't it wasn't um organized super well and so we didn't know if we were on canoe number one or canoe number two i thought we were canoe number one but then i go over there and i'm like where's will and will i don't know where will was um but then rey was running the canoe number two and so then rich was like rich came to canoe number one he's like i'll just go with you because we've gotta go and then hassan comes over and he's like where are the canoes and pushes me out of the way meanwhile on the background casey flopping down and missing the blob three times in a row was one of my most favorite things in the entire world it was so funny it was so funny that it was like perfect sequence like everyone is so confused and we're like which canoe or we can do number one number two in case he just flops in the background and we're like what and then uh and then hassan pushes me and you barely miss it and i was such a bummer but it was just because there was so much going on um because that would have been so that'd be the funniest clip in the world to see his song push me away from the canoe especially after the whole argument about me saying like i really want a canoe um it was really funny it was so funny i'm so sad it wasn't on there um why did seer drive fashion show look exactly like xqc in real life look at the pictures did he i didn't see that thank you for the bitties guys hello hi it's a long story okay the other room we got locked out of and i didn't is the whole thing and so i came here and i was just going to do it without the whiteboard and it was a whole thing it was awesome all right babe i'm nervous about you can you close the door oh yeah because i have a i have a room mic in here but we just went into the bathroom with the door open so that would have been you guys would have heard some cool stuff um anyway we can roll thing for the prime all right here we go let's do points let's go to bed um i think uh drunk waiter was probably my least favorite game it was just too hard to organize the card game was like the best i think it was the best game it was so fun and then of course makeovers were so fun so what i should have done is cut drunk waiter just done the drinking game done the makeovers and then done um the pillow fight that was kind of messed up especially because you really wanted to i wonder if it was so bad organizing streamers is exhausting because everyone just wants to be the funniest one in the room which is great they all are very very funny so it's a tough crowd to try to be the funniest in um but yeah he's been farting all day what why does chat know you've been farting i keep doing it i keep farting and then i'll go austin right after i fart him yeah i haven't seen that at all i've done it maybe four times ooh did you just fart in that stinks no it smells like septic in there thanks probably i didn't smell it till you got here uh wasn't me really i literally just peed yeah oh it's so stinky yeah that smell like septic when i walked in did it smell accepted when you walked in huh no oh i didn't smell it oh okay that's what i was asking i think i probably just watched it by closing the door oh that makes sense um casey would have let you canoe if she was captain she's a realist it's crazy how much power casey has had over the people all of them have been saying just like fake and real and fake and real and it's very funny this is very funny okay guys let's count our points the family recap all right oh thank you okay um here we go so today points were the relay race was given to team 10. they got 50 mods is that correct uh-huh they started a hundred for teen tents for team otg will accused me of throwing the scavenger up or oh my god the only big reason i genuinely have had a stroke i have not been able to even talk during the stream holy [ __ ] i'm so sorry um it's not a big deal not a big deal it's just a stroke um uh we'll accuse you of throwing because you canoe oh cause i was a bad canoe after i got stuck we got stuck and rich was tired because he was just canoed and it got stuck and will was like did you throw for the other team and i was like no i was being so honest i really i really i just really want to canoe so bad i want a canoe tomorrow too i love canoeing and i didn't get a chance all you wanted to do is canoe and your dreams were taken away from you by the ugly team ot gay song pushed me out of the way gross team otg at it again known to be sexist and homo or not homophobic racist that's one hassan threw you literally yeah anyway it wouldn't have mattered but um okay so you guys got 50 points which does make the game quite close i don't know why with tally's chat that's one two three four okay all right and then what else did we do oh and then we had drunk waiter which you guys won 20 points right yep holy moly molly all right technically i could i could blame will for throwing that because after he broke the table we couldn't play anymore and if we would have kept playing then maybe ot gage would have caught up true who knows who knows so that puts us at 170 tied except for the fact that the winner of the makeover got 10 points rich campbell deserves it he looked phenomenal he did phenomenal but also the girl who did his makeup got 10 points which was miami which was mima who was on team tent we'll maybe give second place 10 points which was will neff why would i get sick and place 10 points that makes no sense it's just still tied and then gives second place makeover style 10 points uh-oh and we're back to tied yeah so we just we just do we just do what we're supposed to do ropes course there is no points on ropes course today i would have crushed um but we might we're wicked fast well what i wanted to do for you i want to do for zipline you drop a beanbag on a target but i forgot the target i have a lot of moving pieces i have to keep track of chat and i can't i can't i'm doing my best uh to give anyone perspective on what i do for this event because i see a few people asking like why are people thinking cuties this is awesome streamer this is so and so stream is i i plan every single stream for everybody except for um ludwig kind of did his own thing um but i plan every stream for everybody i bring all the supplies for everybody i blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and so sometimes i forget things and it happens um so yeah we're doing pretty good not too bad wait is he allowed to be on here ludwig he's not banned on twitch she just doesn't stream on twitch hello your assistant needs an assistant she technically does have an assistant this week um she has help she has helped this week i had i i got an extra person to come and help her it's me and that's lovely now let me help me clean up after um pj party hearts and chat to ludwig hearts and chat to me yay that was nice [Music] when they disable hosting people are gonna be mauled no because they'll still have writing you know they're gonna be mauled really removing a picture is always a bad thing or always creates backlash at the very least whoopsie dipsy they're gonna be mad all right um well so i need to give 10 points to each team each team got 10 more points it's like half of otk's business model great hosting auto host boost viewership yeah osmond gold or rich campbell i guess it's going to be really everyone does it but yeah that's the main i mean you can still rate at least there's that true until they get rid of that do they have counselors know any of you no but they're really sweet they've been really patient with us because we've been a little crazy um but yeah i found zoyle's glasses yeah one of them found zoil's glasses which was so nice i'm so [ __ ] mad i didn't find actually so hard you could still find erov's phone for 100 points yeah it's going to be really hard imagine who does though the person that finds e-rob's phone wins the freaking game um oh my gosh sorry i just closed out of something so who's in the lead so we're tied oh so chad gets to pick who's in the lead then oh my god i forget we get the chat points tonight chat you get to give out 10 points as a chat as it as for the fan oh my god i think i'm actually having a stroke um for the fansly point recap chat you get to run a poll and you get to give out 10 points so feel free to choose the team that you would like to give 10 points to tonight feel free feel free to vote for vote what criteria are they voting on whatever they want whatever they freaking want um sorry chop trying to find something okay all right who gets the bonus points vote now vote now vote now we have a lot of tent frog we have a big mix actually this is kind of cute oh my gosh it's so close holy moly molly get your votes in now get your voted now think donk vote vote vote if you think it's already taken care of it's not it's switching every four seconds vote please for who you want to win oh my god team 10 wins by two votes no way literally look at that what the [ __ ] two votes oh that's insane that's so lit all right 10 points i mean they're going to need it we have a very competitive team oh that's the wrong team i know it didn't smell before i don't know what happened i went to the wrong team that was my bad i didn't vote that's not my fault you should have voted dum-dums all right that changes it ot gay got only 10 points today so it's 170 or 180 versus 190 now recount i'm not doing it again you guys had a chance you had a chance that's on you that's on you you guys that's on you 190 to 200 is that right no it's 180 to 190. yeah 180 to 190 perfect we were robbed well you guys should you know i said if you haven't voted you vote and you guys didn't do it so two of you two of you are kicking yourselves right now honestly this is a really good learning example kick yourself now but the midterm 2022 elections are coming up and that's a much worse opportunity that'll hurt a lot more so you know the kick today might hurt but the kick then will hurt a lot more it is actually fair because otk got 10 points yesterday so it's like that's not true yeah they did team 10 one yesterday no they didn't okay true love are you telling me emery would lie to me teams that were yesterday for sure what was there amro why would you lie to me can we get some hearts and chat for amber lying amber what the heck i trusted you don't hummy everyone said you can feel you should feel fine because it's or it's fine because they got it yesterday i didn't who lied to me that's name looks like amro all right everyone just play bammer you'll be fine all right everybody that's it um again the point recap is brought to us by fansley so thank you thank you thank you to fansley for sponsoring [ __ ] camp fans is an adult-friendly social network where you can connect with creators one-on-one buy exclusive content and discover new favorites it's a platform for everyone creator consumer whatever you want so maybe you're not even even using the link to consume fansly you're using it to create your own fansly regardless there is a link in the chat explanation fansly use it to sign up you can sign up with your twitch or your twitter please use the link um all right i will see you guys tomorrow we have a long day tomorrow tomorrow's gonna be brutal i think i'm a little nervous update the totals on the bottom i will now tweet it out i just have to get something to erase it because this is these are paint markers these aren't um expos because i forgot the expos i told you i can't i can't do everything i i forget stuff oh my gosh hi awesome bob um all right see you guys later um i'm gonna i just dropped a marker i'm gonna raid maya i think she's catching bugs and stuff still have fun with maya well she the [ __ ] mod can i moderate her i'm not logged in all right i gotta go to bed have fun with maya she's looking at frogs and bugs and crickets and snakes and whatever she can find out there i'll see you guys tomorrow

hi hello hey hi hey hey whoa whoa whoa whoa he's live again 11 days straight for the first time in like I don't know when I last did 11 days straight that's [ __ ] crazy lonely loaf thank you for the 32 months all right well listen to this listen to this and all this is lonely love subscribe message is Hey atrio whenever I repeat one of your stories to my girlfriend I just say my friend because it flows better but recently she found out and is making fun of me for it so can you confirm that we are indeed friends for her thanks buddy yeah of course we are best buds lonely Lo s this clip when you tell this story to her it's gonna be so funny as long as that 32 month sub says going uh hello uh csgo Sigma thank you for the seven months the five years of retirement is not what I thought it'd be you've been retired for five years csgo Sigma that's crazy right your profile picture is a picture of Hershey's S'mores sounds like your retirement's doing great H uh russik 21 thank you for the 10 months Mr chick dude I ate too fast oh I tried to eat before stream so you guys wouldn't have to see me eat for like the 10th day in a row oh but I just wolfed it I housed it oh I at too fast too quickly God this is the price the sacrifice what I do for my stream it wasn't soup I don't eat soup every day I had soup one day English teacher tried teaching us about colons today like be professional little bro don't can we have like a designated standup segment where you can all do your little jokes like just save it um I had soup like one time I had soup like one time I'm not there's not an overwhelming amount of soup pop can thank you for the 23 months boom zzip uh Hey Big A what has four legs it's green and it can kill you if it falls down from a tree four legs green and can kill you if it falls down from a tree hey babe are you streaming already yeah I am streaming what has four legs it's green and it can kill you if it falls down from a tree an alligator I guess it could right yeah it definitely will and not could it yeah it would it's heavy enough it would fall right on you is this a ridd or a joke I no idea it's just chat rambling you know what I'm saying hi babe Squeeze Pop what is that lingy is is nice that's so nice yeah it's [ __ ] nice well that's a really nice gift from Ling yeah look at it I wish I got you this why can't she just return it and then I buy it for you well cuz you got me this right oh yeah oh yeah the bird body arrived check this out the bird budy babe you're going to love it yeah I guess look at the Fun photos it takes okay I'm just got it solar so I don't have to charge it you don't have to charge it are you sure that was like that enough power look look at these photos like that fun I just don't want to charge it though it's solar that's the cool thing you just mentioned that that's enough energy though like you might get a squirrel in there I don't like squirrel like look at that squirrel over there yeah iing have you told him that I say that for everything I don't think we have this many varieties of cool bird in my we do actually so I don't know what you're thinking so we have a very special bird that no one else has actually no I'm serious cuz hey you made me this right no your mom got it for you for Christmas oh where did she get it I don't know like T public or something I guess um I just really don't think that the solar is enough well I guess we'll find out yeah um does Ari still only have Birds on her Animal Crossing Island she hasn't played Animal Crossing but yes but yeah it's she does have an ethnostate I had yeah I had in Animal Crossing like uninstall it to make more room on the switch so I haven't played in a long time but it's all there interesting awkward I it's cuz there's no insects you know otherwi all insects well there's certainly no goats as I remember Jose's name getting kicked off the island uh babe it's not new year you can't floss anymore I can't even floss I was going to ask you something well were you going to ask me babe trying to remember oh yeah what um number one big dog I'm oh did you do that or no no okay and then I guess second thing can wait okay yeah after all right bye-bye uh I like how the entire time is just joer I like the whole time yeah like it's pretty cool they do love the joller it's like so funny I spin those fish round and round uh AR stream when are you going to stream now what's your big stream bird watching stream cosplay stre what I would stream so it's not going to you could play slay the Spire we did that [Laughter] already but it's like people think streaming is easy it's not so true it's like exhausting is how it's like embarrassing and cringe okay all right bab thanks for coming on than for coming on the stream actually it's not like that at all but it's we do really appreciate the Chatters that make it barable I guess yeah we don't we do not we do not do not give them false hope on that one just a quick Chevron oh Chevron all right we got to get the cat involved such a fat cat he's a fat long cat he a sweet tongo for sure what a long ass cat and he loves exploring and investigating like what is chevro does Noto he does not want it all right bye think all right I'm just GNA watch the blet all right oh man I ate way too fast I was just trying not eat on Stream So I housed it uh that is the Ray Allen of cats I don't know if that's a reference that I get I I know Ray Allen but is he just tall or what you what are you trying to say uh it's so hard being your favorite chatter is that the case incoming callers you are you have a 100 messages in here and you're I'm sorry you're this is your chat history okay today you said this is your first message I'm the only bearable chatter next message everyone else is a bad chatter but me third message it's so hard being your favorite chatter all of your chat messages are about how great you are and how everyone else is bad and then for some reason the people you're insulting are calling you based which is crazy they're like they're cocked in some way uh [Music] uh oh hey big would you rather have Elven ears or hobbit feet aren't Elven ears like wouldn't people already pay for that isn't that kind of cool Elven ear I don't know I feel like Elven ear is not that bad people people want that it's like a cool style thing hobbit feet is like kind of just nasty I mean I don't think I would want nor pull off Elven years I mean I might do hobbit feet because you could wear shoes and socks and hide them right but like realistically Elven years is probably the better choice feet to brag what are you bragging about you're going to try imply that your package is Big because you have gigantic hobbit feet is that that's your opener you have weird misshapen feet that are overly hairy for the rest of your body and you're going to be like I don't think so I don't I don't think that would work uh hairy feet hairy genitals well that's that's not even like a benefit to anyone no one's impressed if you're going to imply how hairy they are it doesn't that's that's L rzz as we might say Harry feet Harry Potter think about it I see you're doing like a a homonym into a millennial thing I guess there's something there um playing any game today don't rush me right we know that we know that the one simple rule probably the only thing I really banned for don't rush me into any action okay we gotta get our Vibes on The Vibes are fun I want to hear what I get the vibe uh but I am going to play a game today actually actually uh so how about that but maybe I don't maybe I don't reveal it just yet that way you can all guesstimate um all he did was ask Perhaps Perhaps all he did was ask but the way I read it as is like it's like hurrying me along you know it's like so any games or what's what's the game today do you know what I'm saying it's that's what it feels like it feels like a little bit of like uh sounds like a you problem well I'm not the one who gets banned for it so it's not really a me problem that's right it's that I mean it's their problem they I am causing the problem but it's not it's not my problem uh twitch can ban you how can twitch ban me Twitch can ban me for Banning my Chatters that'd be crazy that'd be a crazy Twist on their part H what what if what uh my uncle is Dan Clancy you're done kiddo can I just say this about Dan Clancy Dan clany is the CEO of twitch all right and because the bar was so low with EMT it's generally agreed that he's doing a pretty good job you know like he's he's connecting to streamer in a way but I have uh come across the information that Dan Clancy is fully remote in a tiny tiny town of like 2,000 people um and is essentially to my understanding trying to like trying to like buy out this T like almost like have his family really deeply rooted in the town um and again while working remote that's fine I do think here's what I'm saying here here's let me get to my actual point my point is that I think the morale of streamers to the CEO of twitch has improved if you're a streamer on Twitch especially the bigger streamer bigger than me you feel like you have a better connection a better in to Twitch and what's going on and you feel like the CEO at least kind of understands that's true but if you're a twitch employee I feel like the CEO traveling around to all these different streamer events and living remote and never being in office while firing a third of the staff I feel like the morale of the employees is like an all-time low it was already nose diving when I left um so so I just feel like if you're a twitch employee it can't be a good time I just can't imagine anyone there actually I know people there so this this is confirmed but it's just not a just not a good vibe hey sh how do you feel about me being able to download vods and transcribe them it's fine one of the employees I know has problems with Dan for this very reason seeing him streaming going on events doing dodgeball when the company hasn't profitable doesn't make him feel good yeah I I think that's that's my honest take is that like I can see it from both s i streamer I was like all right well this is cool but as like an employee I feel like I'd be like damn we shit's bad the nobody's motivated uh everyone keeps getting fire we haven't had a good product in a long time I don't know that I that would that would bum me out uh it's almost like like being a CEO is tough and you can't please everyone holy [ __ ] he want some [ __ ] sides with that boot what are you talk that's why they get paid a lot bro that's why they get paid [ __ ] millions and millions of dollars it's a yes it should have a little bit of challenge to it it's not a [ __ ] checkin checkout job uh uh that's why it's a that's why it's a job at all if you can't make the tough decisions uh do you think Executive salaries will have come down uh yeah sure yes I do but I don't I don't have no idea when or when it's like a case-by case basis I think um executive compensation is often wasteful wastefully high and so compan that can find a way to not spend that much will longterm outperform uh but you know the problem is the CEO who you've hired to run the company always will say that it needs to be paid more [Music] uh hey hrock I get a third monitor uh sure go for it uh I thought for a minute you were throwing back a bottle of Heineken cheers my friend uh no it is a San pelo but I wouldn't mind a hinin what wrong with one hinin um I remember when I it was a little bit after I was 21 I went to Vegas with my dad and the first beer we ever drank together we just got a hinin and my dad was like this is a cool moment having a beer with my son that was cool uh and then I think I punted every dollar I had to my name on craps which was only like I don't know 300 bucks I think that was all the money I had after I got back from Korea and I punted it but still a good night uh I've never seen someone guzzle s pelino like that I'm not I'm not guzzle I'm drinking it I I take the bottle and then I drink it I didn't I'm not like [ __ ] Minecraft potion drinking um if I was the CEO of twitch I would gift myself 1 million Subs you guys have the worst like literally the worst uses of wishes like all all of your all of your your wish you're infinite Chipotle when you own a franchise and you're you're see like all there things that will have consequences for you you this is like a fanty situation you could just have the money if you're already imagining that you're the CEO of twitch why don't you just imagine you have a million Subs already you the fact that you're going to be the CEO and then abuse that power to steal what $5 million from twitch it's GNA cause you problems it's G to cause a Ruckus uh 2.5 really I assume you gave yourself a better split if you're already in the back end adding free fake Subs why wouldn't you just add a better split I'm going to steal $5 million but I'm make sure 2.5 It Go goes right back to the company why uh got to keep Love of the Game I guess Love of the Game I love that it's trck can you please blow over the top of the bottle like a flute I like the sound it [Music] makes that's so [ __ ] hype that is so [ __ ] hype that is [ __ ] sick uh blow at a 90 degree angle wa [Music] [Music] like literal chills oh holy [ __ ] dude [Laughter] uh not gabrael well you know Gabriel's really good at his job I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna try and take his job uh how the hell are you let me thank some people including but not limited to Reese 2x with the gifty Emirates thank you for the 17 months Carby with the gifty dingly wingly what a name green fet thank you for the four months make sure the CEO of twitch gets half my sub I will I'll pass it right on to Dan Clancy uh who needs it more than all of us uh to buy that town out Alo thank you for the 11 months hey big a I got my first job a year ago and I might get a promotion sometime this month can I get a hell yeah I don't like I don't like doing call and response things but hell yeah I excited that's cool I don't like I don't like call response uh but I am happy for you first job a year ago promotion this month that's exciting promotion in a year that's good I wonder I wonder I'm interested what you do I wish I had a one of those days where I could learn jobs um hey truck who do you think will headline UFC 300 I got a strong like overwhelmingly strong feeling that it's going to be xiin ping from the top row I do think he's going to come out in a uh hammer and sickle mask ripped it off and then to like show people that the [ __ ] East means business uh but I have no idea specifically if that's the case um big bro thinks UFC has ropes he's going to he's going to he's going to break the top of the Octagon off and then jump off the the side of that he's going to rip it off like it's [ __ ] plywood dude and then jump in from the top uh I think Warren bu I forgot Warren Buffett was alive it was only Charlie merer that died how old is Warren [ __ ] Buffett 98 Warren Buffett age 93 born in 1930 who baby he is a spry 93 this a run for president next here uh 93 recessions bookend his life damn his net worth is 121 billion USD broke dude I hate to say broke talk but how can you listen to his advice um lil bro thinks the octagon has a top all right then he's going to drill in from the [ __ ] ground it's going to be two different fighters in the octagon and Xin ping is going to drill through the floor pop out undermine him and then [ __ ] bro thinks they have a floor okay xiin ping is going to teleport using new Chinese teleportation technology into the [ __ ] octagon right next to the two fighters kill them both with his bare hands uh we have to inform the government about this uh yo big a did you see China outlawed wait what are you talking about my video I made before Christmas did you see China to outlawed gacha games Revenue by 80 billion you did not follow that story you saw a YouTube short bro you do not know what you're talking about you saw a YouTube short and you [Music] have you are rushing to tell me half you have remember while [ __ ] scrolling past Subway Surfers that is not a correct reading of of what uh went down nor what proceeded afterwards um hey big looking to get into Hitman speedrunning any tips have a pure Soul a sharp mind and the wisdom of a thousand years uh also go uh go practice go practice bro as you got to grind it's a very it's a It's a Grind heavy my all speed runs but it's grind heavy um big a I just ran out of uh what is this big a I just ran ran ran ran I ran a bubble wrap to play with can you no I'm not GNA put on Bubble Wrap for your [ __ ] brain uh uh the first step of becoming a Hitman speedrunner is you got to file for unemployment okay so you have a little bit of you got to get your benefits so you have time to grind um wait what's everyone saying do it I don't even remember what I was talking about uh big a Taiwan election in the next two days are we just repeating topics I talked about yesterday are you just guys informing me about things things that I mentioned in marketing Monday yesterday yeah I talked about it I talked about it for extensively uh did you know there's a tariff on Chinese EVS did you know cutner died us [Laughter] uh uh did you hear about the polar vortex hitting Canada Canadians confirm confirm polar Vortex Canada what's going on what is the polar vortex what are we what it's Sunday your edition of In the know the cold Edition the winter finally shows up Edition look at this winter certainly is alive and well in paradise New Finland you people live here ah I can't believe it people voluntarily say I'm going to put down Roots here I'm gonna eat Tim Hortons and drive through this paradise some Canadian single tear smiling saluting it's Paradise it's beautiful you have been the feature in New Finland for some really intense winter weather whipping winds heavy snowfall we fresh snow across Ontario and Quebec sfall War place for the Foothills and then look at this the beautiful side of that fresh snow Northshore Mountain over 30 cm of it look at this here Trail you certainly need your hiking boots on but wow what a scene you get to this view the diffused sun in the distance the fresh untouched snow this is what January is all about and meteorologist Rhythm re joining us now Rhythm we have a full week of real good J disagree I disagree uh January weather coming up don't we and we do and all polar vortex finally returning to this end of the hemisphere it has been over Siberia but as we head towards the end of the week we're going to so they seem like they're poing about this polar vortex definitely widespread across areas of the Prairies and then a little sliver of it does end up across areas of Southern Ontario however that cold Arctic air is not going to be as intense as what the Prairies will be at the end of this week okay as intense as the Prairies those numbers are coming up but first let's talk about the jet stream because of course the jet stream plays a huge role either bottling up that cold air keeping it in the north I get it it's cold I get it it's cold uh Timmons is a Tiny Town well they made it seem big on that map so it's [ __ ] cold is I'm assuming everyone in Canada is telling me that it's [ __ ] cold uh Timmons has a lot of NHL players isn't that just Canada that's just where they live live uh aspect is using his oven to keep warm it's really [ __ ] cold uh did you see Florida what's your take on ninja becoming a massive Sports Gambler called it go watch the January predictions I said big streamers will become massive Sports gamblers uh A TRU did you know it's cold in Canada wow that's a new piece of information uh war in Toronto let's Chuck and check your cap Toronto temperature doesn't look warm doesn't look warm at all it's [ __ ] 34 uh high humidity [ __ ] windy rainy it's fine it's not warm that's not warm dude that's Canadian warm uh what the [ __ ] is 34 it's 1 degrees celsius if that's what you want uh feels [ __ ] cold to me la 55 Baby Woo 55 50 degree day what's the what's the 50 what was the what's the Stringer Bell 40° day so they hit the goddamn and we on that [ __ ] smoking mother [ __ ] big [ __ ] gun we was running hard on his ass butt I think I hit him [ __ ] you ain't hitting nobody I might have hit him your string we hit the one girl but after that man I ain't see nobody catch no leg man except for tank yeah tank gone other BR dropped him so I guess we even that so you get one right yeah that's good that's like a 40° day ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40° day 50 bring a smile to your face 60 [ __ ] [ __ ] is damn near barbecueing on that [ __ ] go down to 20 [ __ ] get their [ __ ] on get they blood complaining but 40 nobody give a [ __ ] about 40 nobody remember 40 and y'all [ __ ] is giving me way too many 40° days what the [ __ ] yikes and you guys are down in 30 in Toronto yikes bro Stringer bout would not approve of these 30 degree days all right uh it's -7 Celsius in Tulsa next week Oklahoma uh Tulsa temperature damn it is cold uh no wait doesn't look like that not what I see on my thing minus 17 doesn't show that at all um TX is about to get by a freeze too so is everywhere cold across the [ __ ] great nation of America um check Edmonton or Calgary I'm not going to check if you guys are cold or cold I'm in Texas and they're losing their [ __ ] cuz it's below freezing for 3 days isn't Texas like doesn't Texas always freak out when it gets too hot or too cold cuz the grid can't handle it because they have their own separate grid so like if it gets even slightly too cold or too hot everything [ __ ] shuts down [Laughter] and that's hype that's like a fun you know it's like a fun little surprise every time anytime the temperature becomes annoying in One Direction you can also have the bonus of no power uh greatest state in the Union God bless it Ted Cruz heading to Cancun as we [Laughter] speak oh what a g dude what a g that was so funny cuz he he doesn't need like get there and then realize it was stupid to go and then turn around and then pretend he was just flying his daughters there to like he he did like a whole thing uh yeah he blamed it on his daughters that's bass you should have wrote it out you should have wrote it out I was in Cancun at the time that was I remember I was in Cancun I should have [ __ ] I would have hung out with Ted he could have come over and hang out with me and Ari [Music] uh we need to Frack more to get this plant hotter plet you mean we need to up our fracking I think you're right I think we need to Frack more dude uh are you and Ted kazinsky friends I wouldn't say friends um I wouldn't say that the unibomber no I wouldn't I wouldn't say friends um friends is much too light a word yeah yeah friends friends is much too light a word you know what I'm saying it doesn't doesn't cover uh the depth of our relationship Anakin Pod racer thank for the 15 months are you a big fan of Anakin's pod racing ability because really he didn't shut the [ __ ] up shake drizzle God stop sending me messages bro I'm live shut the hell up Jesus Christ people trying to get entertaining content and all you can do is Spam my Discord with more and more Anan messages Christ everyone in chat furious at you for disrupting what was a very highly produced [Laughter] segment Shake would take you in a fight admit it in a fist fight what about a fight of Wills of words dude uh please tell me you sent that I did send [Laughter] that God he's you know shake drizzle in my life is a man that I have found to have many Ops and you might say if someone has that many Ops perhaps they thems are the op do you know what I'm saying that if you had that many [ __ ] problems maybe you're causing the [ __ ] problem uh I I do need to stop that ping though I need to stop that [ __ ] ping so every I can I'm just gonna mute him that'll be easier that way I can that way I can still get all the messages I need um streamer mode yeah I'll go back to streamer mode actually I don't want to [ __ ] have any popups let's see Discord streamer mode um there lock it in shutting down your oh are you going genis yeah I am if anyone's a smash brother or sister uh go to Genesis it'll be really fun it's the best Tournament of the year I will definitely be there uh should be a blast Boomer Genesis what's Boomer about it the last two Genesis events events have sucked LMO or IMO poorly ran well I disagree how about that how about I had a great time at both those events but also jmo won so maybe that's why I care um isn't jenes gonna break your streaming streak not if I bring a backpack oh oh oh he start everything oh oh oh look at this new move the Atri oh [ __ ] whoa oh [ __ ] I might bring a backpack and then enter the tournament and then stream hello a truck have you seen my promo for the big a Awards [ __ ] now I have me and 1 minute 5 Seconds hi guys it's Evan gal it is January 6th I'm in front of Oakland City Hall and it has been 3 years since I've stepped outside let's do this and I've been tasked with handing out the messageer said not a joke I am majorly depressed in in Cas you in case my face covered it up these tickets to the big a a WS premiering on January 13th yeah wow this video is not going to get out in time it'll be streamed on twitch.tv/ atrio okay here's the rest of the video hey man we got this show the big a Awards uh we got free tickets if you want to see them so yeah it's going to be fun um excuse me sir what you why were they standing on a bench what I don't who does that who stands at and then you're filming him at like dick height then made no sense no they're not standing on business you're just word associating to [ __ ] slang it he was just standing on an actual bench you like to get one of these oh no no no I I don't want to be in your video okay don't don't harass people like that this is why you brought me out here Evan the the big Awards well no it's shut up Evan I don't care I don't care like I don't care about your videos I don't care about being in these anymore like I I had to P 30 minute Bart just to get here I'm don't it's w you need cars that's not as in La like we couldn't even go to that even if it was real like this doesn't even make any sense you stupid out um okay so damn that's sad I don't think um I don't think anyone is coming to the award I mean but if you want to go it's uh January 13th on twitch. TBH so yeah U make sure to be there if you want is he a good actor wait is Evan gal actually a good actor I I was getting I was feeling for him for a second then I remember he back flipped in front of my office uh in a maid outfit creeping all my co-workers and then I don't get I'm not so wow he's doing all right the big a WS January 13th 6:00 p.m. Pacific uh I'm sure all of you have rented your finest tuxedo or whatever you'll be wearing um and you'll all be showing up I know that limos are booked out in all of La cuz the demand is so high for everyone who's coming I know that private jets all of the uh clear ports are booked um voting is closed interesting voting is closed uh so if you made your vote heard you have a chance to influence the vote if not RP um I've rented the most expensive thong okay well hopefully nobody sees it um sup big a I learned about free market failures and externalities and [ __ ] in econ cool uh hey um the things you could vote for were rigged with a major ACLU bias I think more likely that the nominations were determined by activity and activity was concentrated in the ACLU Discord and so people voted there and that's what and so more likely that's what happened not a [ __ ] rigged bias Revolution situation hey big I'm going to get relocated from my job what do I need to know where are you getting relocated little bro and if you don't want to say is it a major change are you going same state or You Go in different state different country has anyone ever been relocated in here to a different country for a job like you got a job in a different country and then had to move uh I was in the Air Force so yeah Germany I mean I guess me too I mean I wasn't in the Air Force but my dad wasn't that's why I moved to Germany uh I went from LA to Texas that's not a different [Laughter] country Texans like to think it is but LA to Texas is not a different country we're actually both American I don't know that you we are both part of the same country uh Canada to us Pro oh sorry you won the lottery you know what I'm saying oh Canadian who has to get forcibly relocated to the United States oh I'm so sorry I'm sorry that you know everything in your life improved and you got freedom uh I went from active to passive income it changed my life hash grussler that is sick for you I'm very I'm very proud of you I don't know how you went from active to passive income but I'm happy um I literally want to move back to Canada it sucks here there's just no way that's true right there's just no way that's true how what what possible downsides could America have right riddle me that you know maybe you just don't get it this feels like you're feels like Canadian cope guns you want more of them I feel like we have enough guns already that's crazy you're you are gun crazy if you want more we have so many [Laughter] uh uh healthc care it I mean we can't make it more expensive it's already forcing you to grustle hard with the amazing prices I don't if we made it more it's like it would even stop uh my measure of the economy is how much ammo I can afford I see what you're saying inflation buy inflation has made your ammo more expensive so you can't stock your guns that is a good reason I see maybe you want to you want to get your guns in America then go to Canada to buy the ammo I understand now I'm getting where your head's at um public transit does I mean unironically public transit is something I get mad at America about all the time just because we really could have done it we really could have stood on business as they say and had really good public trans it's like not that hard we could have done it we just didn't do it uh even La I just found out uh fairly recently that La used to have fantastic public transit and they got rid of it uh like La as it was taking off had amazing public transit the best in the country and then uh it slowly got dismantled by the [ __ ] car Lobby um a true measure of a country is how much tax you can avoid before the men in suits arrive feel like your favorite countries are weird tax Havens then that's it's like the Bahamas and uh [ __ ] Ireland Switzerland uh A TRU do you think uh train week is a good idea what is train week speak to that little bro um I learned this recently but it cost $200 million to lay one mile of TAC for Amtrak this chat could do it for Less we'll do it for 998 million on God collectively we will start uh the train Building Society here we will build the Amtrak one mile for $98 million that's a guarantee we we will we will we will save the government $2 million and we will build the high quality top standards uh and we're already already unionized we uh big have you read or heard of The Road to Nowhere by Paris Marx pretty good book about public transit in America and how and why it's broken I haven't heard of it and I haven't read it but it does sound interesting um but at this point I'd want a book that has really um a lot of detail on Solutions you know I I don't need more information on why it's broken I know it's broken uh I I'll would be more informed but I still would like to have I would have more solutions um H have you seen a p i don't have a PO Box no I have no PO Box I I do want to get one um because of that guy that made that sick Enron jacket and I want to get that but but I haven't set one [Music] up um see you in hell hey hrock have you ever considered playing The Return of the obra din it's a good puzzle where you're trying to piece together however everyone died an Old Ship if you like outer Wilds it's just as satisfying um no I I I only thing I've seen of it is the art style which kind of put me off but I could enjoy it maybe the problem is next thing I have to do puzzle wise is the DLC for outer Wilds um because it turns out that the outer Wilds longplay 15- hour video got more watch hours than a lot of videos so it turns out even if you get lower views cuz it's really long the people that do watch some of them watched 10 plus hours and so it actually worked really well um and made money and was good and worthwhile and it was fun for me I didn't think I didn't think that would make any money at all um so POG champ so I will play the DLC for sure um does this mean it'll finish inscription nope nope no no no no no no no no um just not anytime soon wait oh I just watched the play through while studying for exams to I big um hro can you please Supply the Mass's weed for the big a a WS you got to get your own weed this is a bring your own weed event uh what about finishing lier P I do want to do that I I saw that Charlie went back and finished it like yesterday or recently that's cool I I think the game was great I want to finish it uh I'm a little worried that I haven't played it at all in [ __ ] I don't know four or five months now and I'm going to have to remember everything and I'm like right at like when the game is supposed to get really [ __ ] hard and Spike so I'm a little worried about that um so but I do want to play it like I I I think the game was sick I just like the game a lot um can you explain why YouTube CH their skipping ads money probably money if I had to guess people were skipping so many that they weren't getting enough ad play so they just changed it probably money uh you block yeah you can try all that stuff all the block stuff should work um they trying to fix Tik Tock brain for the greater good they changed ad skip but that doesn't fix Tik Tock brain How would how would that fix Tik Tock brain by you watching a full ad no skips if that's what we're relying on we are relying on people being forced to watch full commercials to slow their [ __ ] attention span down that's that's that is a sad State of Affairs if you have to you have to watch 20 seconds instead of five the longest thing you've watched all week uh what did drop spindle say user drop spindle you should play tunic I don't know anything about tunic except it's like cutesy it's like a cutesy little fox oh look at this fox tunic wow yeah um I have been playing Advan Wars actually it's right here I've been playing Advanced Wars 1 and two remake or whatever uh on the switch and on the couch it's really fun the game's great although um what's interesting about Advanced Wars that I didn't noticed when I played it when I was a kid now that I'm playing the Remake is that everybody in this game talks about war like it's really really fun like they're really excited to do it but it does show their soldiers dying so it'll be like a general who's like a 12-year-old kid and he's like yeah I can't wait to test my strength in the battlefield let's fight and then they'll go into the fight and then like a hundred [ __ ] men will die like you'll see them die it'll play the animation of them getting shot with guns and dying and the 's like yes that was great I learned more about myself uh which is like crazy and then the other team will be like laugh they laughing they're all just laughing and then like his CL will come in and be like ha yeah that really was a great Victory uh uh it's just it's just weird they're all psycho yeah they're all Psychopaths the good guys and the bad guys and they you and then like um like here's a minor spoiler for the very beginning of [ __ ] Advance Wars I you're you're fighting another country and that country thinks you're the bad guy but you're not they think you attacked him unprovoked but it was all a setup anyway you're fighting this bloody war in their territory and they find out that like Oh wait we're sorry you we attacked unprovoked or in your territory they're fighting you and then the guy's like you know what though we should really test our skills and do it one more [Laughter] time after they find out that you're innocent and men and soldiers have died for like the whole first third of the game then they have another fight they just pick another city and start fighting in it it's it's really crazy like the whole concept of war is just treated so strangely in this game uh but it is it's a fun strategy game so um he TR I'm a vaud Frog and I usually watch on 2xp would you mind talking twice as fast uh I don't think I talk as fast because I don't really think I have the capability of talking as fast I don't really know what I'm saying that fast ahead of time and I have to also react to chat and go quickly but I do have a cool idea I remember back at twitch slow down for a second back at twitch um when I was on Twitch weekly which is like a show that covered uh I don't know news and topics and events on Twitch and clips and stuff um we had a idea for a show called The speedrunning News speedrun where it would be me and ROM Scout on camera talking as fast as possible to give the updates on what happened in the world of speedrunning that week it was actually a pretty cool idea so it'll be like um you know and this week uh cheese05 broke the world record for March 64 and we would do and like we hit a button we would go us going back and forth and we had splits and we would just say one piece of news and then it was kind of cool uh and then the segment way over it was like a segment you know uh we only did it once though because it turns out that ROM Scout was never in office he was always like traveling so we could never film it twice but it was fun um I bought that book you recommended in the best Tweets video it's very good thanks hog bro I've been getting a lot of nice feedback about my book wrecks from people that actually read them and I got to be honest with you just being pure candid um I'm amazing uh me cand actually was really nice it's actually for whatever reason reason um hearing that is one of the nicest things I ever heard CU I cuz cuz nobody would read it nobody would go through the effort of reading it if they didn't care and then if they read it it probably will have some impact on your life because every one of those books I recommended has in some way influenced me uh so it's cool I think a book recommendation being liked is like one of the nicest compliments someone can give you because books are very personal and they're high effort so it's like a big waste of time if you don't like it [Laughter] uh so that's cool I appreciate that like if I don't know if I tell you to watch a show or something and you like it whatever I mean a lot of people like the show probably um what about stream recommendations what stream are you recommending hey big a I was wondering if you think SPF should be in jail I personally believe he had an un Fair trial in what way do you think spf's trial was unfair I yes I believe he should be in jail do you think he didn't scam people do you think he was unaware uh of the financial crimes of which he was found guilty in a court of law I I do agree on a larger level that I think he wasn't the only one and I would like to see the investigation continue um but he he was a big operator what kind of shirt is that this is a shirt of skt1 Faker my dog well not my dog really we met once and by m i mean we were in the same room together across the room and we locked eyes um he didn't get an opportunity to bribe the it is funny though that with um you know with crypto bouncing back at least having a moment again um had he managed to not file for bankruptcy like had they gotten some sort of bridge loan to get through the initial Panic of investors he would be [ __ ] chilling right now he be playing League of Legends Rich As [ __ ] uh keeping the [ __ ] scam going and instead he got caught out and now he's then he got broke and then he now he's out now he's in jail uh one less did you talking about twitch I talked about yesterday actually I talk about today too twitch layoffs are just sad man I'm just hearing from people that I know that work there and it sucks it sucks they just layoffs suck dude there was layoffs at there was more layoffs at Unity there was layoffs at ttch there was a thousand person layoffs at Google there's layoffs at um Discord there's I mean it's not it's not uh it's not a great time um layoffs at Pixar was there layoffs a Pixar there's a lot of layoffs bro and it's it's uh obviously was there layoffs of Pixar uh damn you're right Pixar what a terrible picture for Pixar to undergo [Laughter] layoffs awkward uhoh the pink slips right behind me isn't he uh Pixar 20% 20% of the company yeah these are crazy yeah um uh what do you think of the Bitcoin ETF stuff I mean the obvious uh joke of it is that like it's just funny that the big pop in Bitcoin comes when they finally completely centralized the decentralized currency that's now that everybody can buy Spot Bitcoin ETF through banks now finally Bitcoin like what uh that's the big [ __ ] thing they were waiting for that wasn't the whole point to get rid of that uh but whatever right I don't talk about Bitcoin because I as I've said from the since 2021 I've said I think crypto overall is a huge [ __ ] scam I think the only use it's ever had is for um the only like sustained economic use has been for criminal Enterprise it's like the only good reason it's had to exist is for moneya laundering criminal entprise and uh but I said from the beginning1 I said the only one that might be different is Bitcoin only because there is some Theory there is like some weight to the idea of digital gold you know gold is not inherently worth what we pay for it we all just collectively decide that it's something of value Bitcoin is also you could collectively decide it's something of value and it's like more transfer that's possible um that is a possible use case but everything else is useless uh that's just money no it's not that's not that's not just money um money is printable by governments money has transfer fees and can change in value and can be added and subtracted uh Hey truck did you see the new Prince of Pur I'm gonna play it uh I'm gonna play the new Prince of P game when it comes out I think on the 18th or 17th yeah looks great did you see folding ideas video on the inter yeah I did it was great it was excellent uh very very funny I watched that video so you won't invest in my uh web five nft crypto reality hedge fund I mean I'll invest in it don't get me wrong it sounds like the future um uh big I was wondering wait sorry did you see the fake C o at the one crypto company that recently went under yeah I did there was a crypto company that had a completely fake CEO they just made up a person uh so that there like there nobody could be blamed for their [ __ ] negligence and fraud yeah it was they just it was a fake image fake name fake background their CEO didn't exist in the real world which is crazy um let me see if I uh [Laughter] they had an actor hyper versus fake CEO the actor is deeply sorry about the $1.3 billion [Laughter] scam woo 1.3 billion getting hired as a fake CEO he was working as an unpaid freelance Sports commentator unpaid freelance Sports commentator is that a fancy way of saying watching games on your [Laughter] couch is that just watching the game with the boys and talking about [Laughter] it that's so hype that is so if you have any [ __ ] uh gap on your resume you can put unpaid Freeland Sports commentator that's that's incredible uh when a friend of a friend told him about a hyperverse gig the contract that Harrison signed was with an indonesian-based talent agency called Mass Focus he got hired as presenter Talent um but there's actually no record of the company name he was worried it might be a scam but he re searched the company online and decided that everything seemed okay so he Googled hyperverse and saw that they were going to the moon on their Twitter or something like what okay uh and then he pretended to be the CEO that's really funny that's [Laughter] crazy uh uh that's crazy so yeah he probably didn't profit from it in any way he probably just made like the flat fee uh agency fee here yes 7500 over nine months they stole $1.3 billion and he was the fake CEO and made seven and a half Grand yeses wouldn't them asking you to pretend to be the CEO be a major red flag yeah I think I would think so I think the guy just needed the money which is fine I mean I'm not the guys not the criminal um he TR did you see the branch of banks of India that was completely fake and ran for weeks and was only found out cu the workers were too nice what fake Bank India what the hell oh I have to pay for this this like Indian Wall Street Journal uh refresh come on okay wait fank Bank operating in chinai was busted the rural and agricultural farmers co-op bank was active for nearly a year bro this is It's a pay wall it's all pay wall um hey what is this the Chennai police has busted a group running a fake Bank in 19 towns across Tamil Nadu including Chennai in fact they had run these branches just like a real Bank giving customers debit cards checkbooks and other things like that joining us now Mr Shankar Jal the commissioner wait they ran an actual bank is it more like the movie Accepted where they like couldn't get accreditated accredited for their college so they made a fake College like is it just doesn't that just make them a real Bank well I mean they have to you know what I'm saying they have to oh great toai thank you very much of your time go through the proper channels um the motai was to run a premises which just looks like a bank and then accept deposits uh give them loans uh give them fixed deposits saving account deposits credit card facilities just as a bank yeah run it for a while developing the faith of the people around The Logical train of thought is like uh dude I found the ultimate [ __ ] scam my friend JP Morgan had the ultimate scam he set up a bank and he made it operate just like an actual bank they took loans they set up credit cards they got in with the government they they gave mortgage back Securities they got bailed out and they ended up with billions trillions of dollars of assets yeah it's like the key imp peel sketch but one level above uh suddenly they made a [ __ ] ton of money over the course of many many years and as usually happens in these frauds after a while then when the quantum has crossed the critical limit just close it and vanish supposed to be the plan it's a rug po it's interesting they issued even debit cards to to give that sense of credibility for customers how did that operate actually yeah what is that that they operated with one of the banks we know as of now ICI which is a perfect legal transaction that as a society uh okay so they're a rug pull uh what if we took people's money and said we keep it safe but then we invested in other companies yeah that's just a bank well no it's not crazy for banks to invest deposit money because then they pay you interest uh it's just crazy to invest it in anything that is risky uh did you watch the new leak cinematic I already did yeah are you doing a live stream for the Taiwan election I don't know exactly what the time it is but I'm going to stream obviously on Saturday and talk about it I think it's going to be very very very very very very very very interesting actually I wonder if there's any updates with two days left Taiwan elections O A visual guide taiwan's high stakes presidential election [Music] interesting um looking pretty good for the green party Taiwanese identity has been on the rise as Chinese identity has fallen 63% of Taiwanese people think they're they see themselves as purely Taiwanese um only 3% see pure Chinese interesting um this time on of tensions oh that's it okay we just ads that's where the [ __ ] the story ends it's just ads the story is two graphs thanks CNN uh CCP shaking right now I mean it's going to be interesting I I I don't know how they're going to respond it does seem like the green party is going to win and they're just they've made it so they've made their opposition so severe uh they're even mad at me for my Brazen chattering you can't have anybody in the US have any Brazen sh Shing about this bro I little bro b shattering uh yeah we'll see we'll see crazy uh they're calling they're calling chat out dude we need everything needs a twitch chat every every election should be live streamed with a twitch chat every movie should have a twitch chat like overlay on the right side of the with the dude can you imagine if you're in a theater and on the screen there's a chat overlay on the right side and everyone in the [ __ ] theater has a little has a little [Laughter] pad well that's actually funny what if that's a video what if that's a video What If I rent out a theater in La and we hook it up with a chat overlay and then everybody's phone can connect to it in the theater we'll put a code or QR code or something and then we then we [Laughter] try we just see what happens and then at the end see if people like surveyed them and see if they enjoyed it more or less uh you don't have time to set this up well no not right now because I'm working on [ __ ] predictions and Ponzi schem Iceberg but I'll have you know I actually hired well tempor like not full-time hired but like I'm going to be working with a producer today uh had a good interview and locked it and this producer um has worked with like alpharad and stuff on some good videos they've done good work and they're going to help move things forward uh whenever I am stalled out it is Martin scures yes how did you guess Martin scris Daisy famously known for his work with alpharad uh will be producer bro I watch NFL Gam some of them have a chat it's miserable um I pirate NFL games some them have a chat it's miserable yeah but I I still think people on the whole as time goes forward would want to watch NFL games or NBA games with a chat like if there was like 100,000 people in there I think they would like it I don't think they'd want it on screen necessarily um but I do think people want that cuz I think I think the scrolling chat has become like the crowd do you know what I'm saying that's the almost the appeal of it it's a it's a small brain signal that you're not as lonely I I legitimately think it's like some there's some power to it um and people like it people prefer knowing that other people are watching at the same time as them and uh so I I think that's where it's headed I think the only reason it hasn't happened yet is because of Rights issues making it so hard uh the company that have the rights don't necessarily have a good platform with with uh chat um piracy ones do it already with the chat like yeah I mean yeah again it have to be the one on piracy websites has such a unique chat that's like kick chat you know um but uh if they were on like twitch and that stuff was banned and there was like emotes and [ __ ] around it could like a culture around it it could be fun um I mean I just imagine I want to give you like an imagine imagination section you know how like valerent um even valer has like not even like imagine if every NFL game was streamed on Twitch and anyone could co-stream that's what I'm saying imagine that world for a quality of product there would be so many unique takes on the co- streaming and it would be interesting and fun ways to watch if you're a football fan that's what I'm saying that there would be um you're imagining uh Thursday Night Football on Twitch and it's done well and they've done co- streams I'm just saying Thursday Night Football is not like the premier product uh Hey Big I was wondering if uh micro cap stocks are the number one or two top stocks to invest in or are they behind penny stocks are you doing some kind of weird joke the Russell 2000's down bro uh on the flip side I also tend to hang around the Reddit game threads and those are fun yeah exactly I mean you could see the culture in like rnba and stuff I just think people want people want that and technology is there but the the right the legal solution isn't there yet and so they're figuring on figuring that out but I think it'll get there the big tech companies have all the money so they're trying to buy all the sports rights um um isn't NBA rnba like three nephews in a trench coat what does that mean the entire subreddit rnba is three nephews in a trench coat like Bojack Horsemen how is it like that I don't can you explain your theory a little better because I thought it was just a bunch of basketball fans from across the world why why are they all nephews by the way are like they they're all somebody else's nephews or they're all one person's nephew and if they're all one person's nephew aren't they all brothers or like cousins or something I don't they're all I uh uh everyone is somebody's nephew that's not true that's not true a do you like the NBA or NFL more NBA by a mile I actually don't know [ __ ] about NFL uh and I really like basketball but I don't watch the games which is uh unfortunate but I I just I like basketball like I like the stories like the dynasties I think NBA is fun I like the highlights but I just don't I don't watch the games I need to watch um uh I mean it's bad that like Lakers suck right now uh even though uh ad's playing good everyone else sucks uh you're there for the drama yeah I'm an NBA fan for the drama uh uh they won three years ago I didn't live here three years ago bro I'm I'm an LA native now okay now I'm I'm locked in you know who I'm just I'm really coming around on Kobe I've decided I'm a Kobe fan now it's a little late what I'm a big Kobe fan uh would Faker clust sorry what uh you were in San Fran during Warriors era I was that was hype that was hype that was hype dude you don't know bandwagons though till you've been in SF during the warrior era when you see a guy who just moved to SF from like [ __ ] Florida to start a [ __ ] uh money losing payments app dump [ __ ] a 100 Grand on Warriors box seats that's when you see true bandwagon dude when you see someone [ __ ] face bait themselves on Warriors that just learn what the NBA was [ __ ] one month ago uh that's why Boston fans are the best we are loyal and would die for our players who's a player that you would die for I'm just trying to understand what you're uh and racists The Big Three [Music] Brady he's retired you would die for him and he's not even playing anymore uh still would that's loyalty that's loyalty uh aren't Boston fans all notoriously racist have you been to Boston they got nothing else there the racism keeps them warm it's so [ __ ] cold there and dreary and gray it's like the only way to stay warm [Laughter] uh uh Chicago like that too no dude I actually I've never been Chicago till recently for this wedding Chicago was pretty nice like I said Chicago's clean New York Chicago's not bad it the city it was nice it was a little cold I wouldn't I wouldn't live there because it's cold I would I would I had a much worse time in Boston I had to go to Boston for pack East a couple times uh for work and every time I was like man this city is so just gray it's just gray dude it just gray and and sad and cold uh Boston worse than NY yeah I think easily all right stop the Boston hate we don't have enough already yeah I'm not trying to be a Boston hate stream I don't care whatever New Orleans is a great City so my old boss um my uh the guy that hired me actually at Nvidia um he went to school in New Orleans I don't know what's what's is there a big party school in New Orleans maybe they're all party schools I don't know he went to a he went to a school in New Orleans okay um maybe it's to Lan maybe it's Tain uh this is like for his MBA though I think is a it's a business school again I I don't remember exactly school I don't want to [ __ ] dox either whatever anyway he went to he went to this business school in in New Orleans and every time he talked about it he would get this far off wistful look in his eyes like they really there's no time better than my like all he did apparently was just have an incredible [ __ ] four-year party session I mean he just had you know whatever whatever time place he was in New Orleans it was like it was like the [ __ ] most beautiful single tier flashback anytime he talked about it um it was truly like and you know this is a guy that's like super high up in Nvidia clearing you I don't know 600k a year or something like this guy's doing really well and like he's you know his Life's good but he he in his mind all that mattered was his time and [ __ ] Tain uh uh my economics teacher talked about LSU so much yeah I mean it sounds like it's a fun fun area uh Tain is the Harvard of the racist are you guys are using racist a lot all over the I don't I don't know if that's true I don't know if that's true uh 600k yeah I mean yeah man do think he was making 600k for his position at uh Nvidia that's like a you know a [ __ ] big company uh Boston is a beautiful city you must had a terrible experience um well I I experienced the city what do you mean like I looked at it with my own eyes and I didn't think it was beautiful do you know what I'm saying like I don't think that I like I didn't go to the wrong City I didn't get off the wrong plane if that's uh I I was there I was there I was there for you know I don't know three four days uh for two three years in a row or something like that and uh and every time it was just so goddamn cold and I don't know the food wasn't good people weren't very friendly I don't I just listen I traveled a lot for that job I think I got a pretty good Baseline maybe I had a a lot of bad experiences but Boston was one of the worst just being dead honest of the places I visited uh when did you go it was always winter so I will say that I never got to see a famed Boston Summer I was only in Boston for the winter so which is weird that they choose to host it there but um did you throw tea in the harbor of course I love Boston uh in comparison to how much I hate the UK I love Hamilton dude I think the reason the bostonians didn't like me is that I would stroll around singing Hamilton songs and expecting them to join in and they never did and I was like wow this place is not what I was [Laughter] promised uh so I don't know I don't know why you guys are such sour pusses when uh [ __ ] friendly out of towerer a friendly La native shows up to sing Hamilton with you that's what I thought they would all want to join me in my [ __ ] oneman Broadway show um I got so much hate from my friends for thinking Hamilton is cringe well win Hamilton had a Hamilton had a phase during the during the Obama years Hamilton that's when Millennials still had more of a say in the culture during the Obama years Hamilton was cool and then everyone later uh retconed it to cringe I mean to be honest it is but I still like it you know what I'm saying it's still fun uh like you know dude dude I don't know it's fun it's fun it's good I like it you can't [ __ ] make me not like Hamilton I like Hamilton it's fun uh it was cringe at first but I think the day that it all changed was when um it was this ly mea was riding high and then he uploaded this [ __ ] photo uh of him biting his lip and once this happened the culture shifted so radically and then he became cringe and then Tik Tok just ripped into him and then Hamilton got hit in the [ __ ] Crossfire this was a real cultural watershed moment but I stand by him ly Meo Miranda and your crazy uploaded lift bite lip bite selfie um horrible goatee dude it [Music] always it really does hit like it's like it [ __ ] shocks you dude it is worse the longer you live look it's also funny that he like took it and uploaded it you know that's just the it wasn't like a candid no one caught it [Laughter] um uh yeah interesting uh RDJ wishes what he wishes he could have that goatee yeah I think he does uh where's the picture of him looks like he needs to [ __ ] what does that mean you have a picture of ly M looks like he needs to [ __ ] why do you have that get that off your phone uh he's in 60s in the house wait Lynn Miranda in house is that true holy [ __ ] he is in house in season six wait I have to get to season six then uh don't don't spoiler me don't tell me anything about it I just I want to get to season six so I can see him in the show that's hilarious wow they really up the guest stars after I feel like the early Seasons didn't have many guest cars uh we'll watch one tonight we'll watch one in an hour actually uh at time uh he's a pretty consistent recurring character well no spoilers then buckos what else is happening um crisis fatigue interesting when everything's a crisis n nothing is more people than ever are afraid they're going what is this going to lose their job at some point this year and that's only for the people who are lucky enough to already have a job new entrance into the job market are struggling to get into roles that were desperate for workers just 3 years ago if people do lose their jobs they have record low savings to support themselves so then why the [ __ ] are people spending more than ever for M these are great questions these are great questions but everyone keeps telling tell me we're in the [ __ ] middle of the Immaculate Conception landing and everything is great uh it's the top priority for females it's number two behind only clothing and accessories Americans seem more stressed about money than ever before 87% of Americans said that inflation and the rising cost 4 in 10 Americans say that money uh affects them negatively and and the state of their mental health the financial situation of the average American has gotten worse in past 12 months according to data from Equifax and the New York fed money that people saved during the pandemic is gone and in its place people are using credit cards and short-term loans to cover expenses cool buying or renting a house is more unaffordable than ever due to the trio of low availability High mortgage rates and high prices and with an election on the horizon people are worried that things will only get worse when appeasing voters is no longer top priority that a lot of Americans simply stop looking for a job still when it comes to unemployment lower is better than I'm happy I'm not American are you European actually are you Chinese are you Japanese are you in any of the countries on Earth who are also experiencing eonic turmoil because it's not it's not an American only problem right now I gotta be honest with you uh Australian are are you Canadian are you uh yeah unless you're Norwegian you might have some problems uh high but when everything is a crisis nothing is people have seen the headlines and they just don't care anymore crisis fatigue is a real problem and it's costing you thousands of dollars every year whether you realize it or not for three different reasons the first reason is that people who aren't catching up are giv that is funny to be like oh you have crisis fatigue that's a crisis that's costing you thousands of dollars a year it's like okay well that's not going to help adding your crisis fatigue as a problem onto the pile uh giving up if you think it's going to be hard to ever be financially comfortable You Are Not Alone a survey of 2,000 Young Americans conducted by Harris Poll for USA today found that 65% of geners and 74% of Millennials believe that they are starting further behind financially than earlier generations and according the New York Post one in five Americans now believe they will never be able to afford a home there are two reasons for this pessimism the first reason is simply because it's true B Financial objective homeowner this video is crazy this video is crazy it's like these weird setups and it's like it's funny because like I I agree with the facts in this video and I talk about this stuff all the time but the way they're framing it is so interesting it's like the title the title is such a mislead on what it's about and then uhip retirement or simply being debt free are becoming rarer more Americans over the age of 75 are working than ever according to data from the labor department these were the people that had the opportunity to buy homes before they were several multiples of the average income so if they couldn't escape the rat race what hope do you have the second reason is that there is a lot of money to be made off this pessimism when people resign themselves to never achieving their financial goals then there is less pressure to avoid taking on bad debt spending recklessly or putting off enjoyment well now I'm kind of mad cuz this is like some things I already put in my predictions video now I'm kind of mad that I watched this bro I feel like this is like uh I just talked about this bro I just talked about how people are going to be [ __ ] uh taking on more debt than they can afford I was like writing this [ __ ] slide it's pissing me off uh according to the same New York Post survey 40% of Young Americans surveyed said they think that hting the jackpot was the best chance they had of ever being able to afford a home the lottery huh loty companies online casinos and get-rich quick gurus have tapped into this desperation as an effective marketing strategy to put those that fall behind even further behind giving up and being financially irresponsible has in a way become something that is highly fashionable Trends follow young people and since young people are giving up on long-term financial goals in favor of short-term experiences that has become The New Normal luxury fashion is marketed as a way for affluent people to show off their means but according to a survey by ban Consulting the largest group of customers shopping at luxury clothing stores are millennials followed by Jen zers sh you guys flexing wait you guys are looking good you guys are dripped out oh you guys got that new watch you got that ice you got the designer clothes fit pick dude let me see a fit pick got the rly on Clara that's a [ __ ] rap [Music] bar got my rly on CLA dude dripping on [Laughter] credit that's great did actually oh someone should make that wait we make music around here someone make a parody rap song about [ __ ] flexing on credit that's hilarious that's really funny a parody rap talking about flexing on credit dude Aiden single-handedly filled out the section the problem with Aiden is he's just dumb [ __ ] Rich you guys make 50k a month each from that podcast 50 racks a month each no expense no expenses out of that uh you should start a podcast yeah that's the that's the take away you know Tiger Woods made a billion dollars off golf I should play [Laughter] golf uh the people who have the least Financial Security are spending the most to try and fake the appearance of doing well that they will never be able to really achieve young people with basic jobs and no assets wearing LV and supreme are cosplaying as people with Financial Security when all they are really do hurting their financial situation even more even if you are personally maintaining a high level of financial discipline crisis fatigue can still end up costing you money if you are trying to keep up with friends and colleagues who want to indulge in expensive activities the terrible reality is that your life probably won't be as comfortable as the lives of older Generations if that makes you want to stop playing a rigged game that's fair but it's only going to make your financial situation worse so it's time to learn how money Works to find out how financial crisis fatigue is costing you what's left of your financial future this week's lesson is sponsored by sheath underwe this is [Laughter] so come on bro you can't follow the exact part where you say Jizzy is overp bending on [ __ ] clothes just move the sheath sponsor to a different video and put something else here you can't do direct to Consumer [ __ ] underwear brand by far the most comfortable underwear you will ever wear if you're sick of boxers that are too loose or briefs that are too tight 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predictions video I pretty much can't cancel it because I signed the deal with rocket money and told them they were going the prediction video and told them the date so uh uh it really drastically increases my chances that I finish that's why I've been working on it today um uh AI videos like these are why mapat retired I don't think this is AI video at all I think this is a human being created video it is a faceless Channel but they've done some good stuff in the past honestly I think the information this video is 100% accurate so I agree with it pretty much wholeheartedly I just think it's funny the ad and I think it's funny the the framing the framing is so odd to me um hmw and get like I thought the video was going to be about how you know there's so there's such a deluge of information right now there's so many crises that you could focus on and as a human being your brain can't handle all that and it it it can be stressful and cause you to tune out and so I thought this video is going to be about like hey take a deep breath um we have better access to information in the internet than ever before and it's causing you to be overwhelmed you don't have to have a strong opinion on every single [ __ ] thing because there's no way to hold all that stuff in your brain at once and fight for all those causes at once and uh but rather this video is just like yeah those are all real problems but also you thinking that you having fatigue is also a problem that's going to make you poor that's like why did they make the video like this this video could have been about like how you know uh uh you know just more directing straightforward about how gen Z and Millennials are are not being set up to succeed um atrio lowkey goated at melee what is this this is just an old video of me playing melee from last year why why are you linking me this uh I am lowkey go to melee that was clutch as hell that is clutch as hell bro was fun uh the key is very low well listen top 32 pack South it's an all time it's an all-timer once you're top 32 once you've made it to a day three bracket you're set you're locked thoughts on Rivals 2 looks great uh amazing plays great I I won't get into it because I don't want to get addicted to uh a platform Fighter the only game in the past since League of Legends that made me rage is grinding slippy um there will never ever be another melee player like adri uh that's not true AOE madej ra no I didn't rage at AOE when did I rage Age of Empires like seriously rage I think I made jokes about the French who doesn't I I I did not I did not actually rage AG Empires no way like real rage no way you guys are talking about stream dude where it's like a [ __ ] no it's not like like raging is raging dude raging for me is when I get silent you know if you want to see me RA ask Stans who was on my League of Legends team uh if I'm raging if I'm in a bad mood that's when I go [ __ ] dead silent and I and I just seee I [ __ ] seed uh that's that's when I'm actually raging if I'm [ __ ] a no oh oh sh [ __ ] don't call me Gizzy hands I'm not you know what I'm saying do you understand it's not it's not I'm not so [ __ ] [Laughter] pressed uh every friend group has the silent razor and you can feel it in the [Laughter] air okay but STS on the flip side had positive toxicity no wait toxic positivity sorry toxic positivity okay uh which is in my case just as bad where someone is being extra fake nice when they're in a bad mood and mad at their team that's oh ah it's so frustrating uh my friend was the quiet Razer but anyway the worst part of being the quiet Razer is not the rage the rage fuels you okay all great Gamers know that you have to get that ra you have to you have that secret feeling of like I can [ __ ] this guy I can win you have to have that I feel like to push yourself to [ __ ] grind um The Rage isn't the problem the quiet is the problem because on a team game you got to communicate and if I'm the midlaner the captain of the team not all mid laners are the captain but I was the captain and I don't talk I just go [ __ ] dead silent that's like so bad it was honestly so bad I'm not even telling people I'm not pinging I'm not I'm just you know that's not that's solo mentality you can't do that in a [ __ ] game um but I just couldn't respond to stance saying hey guys don't worry we got this late we're down [ __ ] 18 kills St dies again under Tower [ __ ] [ __ ] don't die [Laughter] uh uh aren't you also lowkey good at law no I'm not good at LW anymore but I was for en for North America I I have to qualify that nobody was ever actually good at League of Legends outside of five Europeans Chinese players and Koreans nobody's ever actually been good um but I'm still you know I I what I compare myself now to gaming wise is only stream okay it's a it's a different class okay it's a protected class of like um like endangered animals that never learned how to survive on their own and among streamers my f [ __ ] rocks the world uh can we watch some c 2 nurdle tonight I actually do kind of want to play C2 ndle but okay so here's the plan I I'm running out of time with which I [ __ ] up as I always do cuz I like talking too much um I wanted to play Portal 3 Revolution the new Portal game uh but now I'm feeling like I'm not going to be able to do that and house and I really want to watch house so um perhaps I will go live tomorrow and play portal and try to beat the whole thing in one day what if I can't end stream until I beat portal what's tomorrow Friday would that be problematic at all tomorrow I have to work out and then what just go live Canon strip. be portal that sounds good um and then tonight I can do no double date no Portal's like a two-hour game I mean I heard portal Revolution is more like an eight hour game this is the new this is the new portal Revolution um how are you too lazy to play portal I'm not too lazy to play portal I just can't play portal tonight because then I'll skip house and I really want to watch house um Taiwan live feed that's Saturday but taiwan's ahead right maybe I can play portal into a super long stream while also updating the Taiwan elections that could be sick you've watched so much house come on yeah but you're trying to rush me in a portal without realizing that it's an 8 Hour game and so we'll play like The First beginning of it and then it won't then what then it we'll just stop that's not fun I want to do house tonight and then play all the portal in one stream listen the one piece of advice xuc gave me when I was having to pick him up for his own show and drive him to an event that he was late for and promised he'd be there was that he said If You're Gonna Play a single player game try to beat it in one stream that's what he said uh he also said a lot of insane [ __ ] about his life that I will never tell but that is what uh that is the main thing um uh he also said you got to take the Gamba offers when they come in uh do do you think we would all be don't try to [ __ ] bait me um I don't think you've ever beaten a single player game in one stream you're a [ __ ] fake fan life fetus brain you're a fake fan you think I've never beat a single player game in one stream Deuces bro Deuces fake Arkham Asylum no uh you Witch's House bro Witch's House remember 12 minutes viewfinder there's like a [ __ ] 100 puzzle games um Hitman Hitman I beat I beat that game many times in one stream BR I beat hitman in [ __ ] 30 minutes first person in the world actually to beat it under 30 interesting interesting people don't talk about that enough [Music] uh Hitman doesn't count so the ones I do don't count uh anyway viewfinder by the way plenty there's plenty bro there's so there's so many rail bound we did rail Bound in one stream bro we did uh there's like a baz there's a gajillion dude there's so many I don't even Fury we did Fury in one stream Storyteller we did in one stream uh rail bound was one stream it was two videos I think I could be wrong I could be wrong because I might have done the very beginning on one other stream but basically all of it was one stream um papon is not a game oh yeah Storyteller added new content that's why I played it again uh um tree Sentinel in one stream that was a whole game uh scorn I can't believe I played scorn I can't believe I [ __ ] played scorn why why did I even think that'd be fun I don't even I don't like any part of that and I was like yeah let me play scorn let me try to [ __ ] Force scorn down mid that took me so long to finally say this is so stupid it would way waste of my time uh and then every joke from chat was just like you're really scorning it up they just like they would put scorn in movie titles and man we were just so desperate for any crumb of content or humor in that [ __ ] game that was so bad that was such a bad experience that game um completed Minecraft in one stream I did do that I did beat mine I've never beat Minecraft on my own that could be kind of fun like I've never done it not even close um I've never ever ever done it it's not fun how could Minecraft not be fun you have all the joy and light left your eyes and life Minecraft dude Tommy in it dream Wilbur suot just think about all the great people who have come from the Minecraft Community uh to beat the game in five hours is not fun not fun for you might be fun for me okay Conor Connor eats pants uh I used to be a Minecraft YouTube mod for a big speedrunner and it sucked the joy out of the game broed two tourist defending dream on forums and is now [ __ ] burnt out bro was arguing no you don't understand the mathematicians [ __ ] typeing up a storm burnt out your whole childhood sorry to hear that I'm sorry to hear hear that uh did you see the guy who tried to sell Queen Elizabeth's walking stick and ended up getting charged with fraud bro she's dead let the man sell the walking stick oh it wasn't even real he just he just found a walking stick and said was used by the queen and then they arrested him for fraud that's funny whatever dude he's just grossling Christ dude uh whenever I'm out in public and someone asks for a picture I say wait I've got um signed Mogul merch hoodies Sand by lwig in my car uh I'll give them to you for 300 bucks okay and I do that all the time I make a little extra bunny I they're not real that's [ __ ] fake old hoodies that I use when I'm climbing and I just [ __ ] sign them uh YouTube comments incoming it's actually so [ __ ] annoying because ever since I called out that the [ __ ] idiot comments who were serious about it now there's a million more who are joking who are like wow it is real that he does this he really really does charge his fans and Ste and then but then it there's people that weren't there for this stream the streams where I'm making fun of it and so they don't know the joke so they don't get in on the joke so they actually think there's like 80 people confirming it's real there's no way they could all be collectively on the same it's just so [ __ ] up it's [ __ ] up what you're doing um anyway let me do a quick [ __ ] uh C to nerle battle okay and then we're going to watch house that's that's what I that's that's the plan all right that's the [ __ ] plan we're vibing today well Fant is our first opponent and I'm going to do my classic bands of Michael Kane Harrison Ford not Josephine Langford and Will Smith s to nerle battles round two fight explain the Gambit I can only explain it to you by doing it okay you can't be told what the m trick is uh you have to see it with your own eyes clueless 1995 where are we going from Clueless where are we going from Clueless a lot of people in this movie uh we're going shopping Alicia Silverstone in the Crush I don't know [ __ ] about the crush I'll be honest with you I don't know this movie at all um never heard of it so I will go Batman and Robin which she is also in and maybe he's gotten Alicia Silverstone Kill Shot maybe if you are prepared prepped but if not we can get into a real game I watched you play for hours I still don't understand it I will try to explain it to you there's a movie right it's like tennis oh blast from the past wait is this guy in chat blast from the past is Brendan Frasier let's go to the mummy what my f oh The Mummy 1999 one of my favorite movies of all time um a movie will appear and then they'll hit it over to you with a movie and you have to hit it back by saying another movie that shares a common actor at which point their name will appear connecting the movies and an X will appear and if you get to three X's that that actor is no longer allowed Rachel wi the The Constant Gardener uh all I know is she married Daniel Craig but I don't know anything else about I don't know who else is in this movie uh okay we'll go back to Mummy Returns Fred Claus 2007 who's in Fred Claus uh I don't know who's oh is it Vince vaugh The [Music] Internship nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice who's in Fred Claus Fred The Internship a movie that was just propaganda for Google this whole movie is about how cool it is to work at Google uh and Google was involved in the production of the movie Night at the Museum let's go Ben Stiller let's go the Cable Guy it was a decent movie it it it was an inoffensive movie I mean it's like a true four or a five Midnight in Paris Woody Allen let's go let's go isn't this um yeah Rich McAdams Rachel mcad M Paris pretty good movie obviously Woody Allen has his problems uh if you separate art from artists uh midnight Paris was a good movie have you watched Alpha go could be a fun react on stream fully available on YouTube officially uh yeah I watched Alpha go a long time ago um there's that famous move the Le side all like move 24 whatever where the world is shocked because he beats a computer it's pretty Bas baby mama uh oh I need to just go date night or something because I'm [ __ ] freaking out Tina [Music] F Alpha go to the polls admission oh admission I believe this has is it John Ham John Ham's John Ham who's in this movie I might need a cast I I've never seen this movie it was not it's got Paul Rudd we'll go Dinner for Schmucks I guess uh never heard of this movie Admission Dan in Real Life with Steve Carell um okay Anchor Man I guess Steve Carell I could do like Bruce Almighty Bruce what's the uh Evan Almighty okay uh what's the Steve Carell Kill [Music] Shot I've been on defense for sure I've been on defense this game The 40-Year-Old Virgin is not too bad though uh fun way out of 40-Year-Old Virgin this is the first movie Kevin Hart was in and he does a pretty good job uh we can go Central Intelligence get me into the in the Rock heart verse [Music] uh all I know about this movie I never actually saw it is the promo where the rock is like badly CGI to be really really fat in high school and they throw him out of the locker room onto the gym floor and he like squeaks across the the other guys uh Mark wallberg uh shooter um the other guys is a rock movie without Kevin Hart so true Daddy's home all right Mark wallberg kill shot oh The Gambler 2014 lowkey a movie I really like probably my favorite Mark walberg's performance do you know why I like this movie it's because it's the only movie where Mark Walberg is allowed to play a loser can I think of another one Mark Wahlberg does not try to look cool in this movie He plays a [ __ ] loser a gambling addicted loser and he's actually pretty good at it when he doesn't like try to always [ __ ] the babe with John Goodman I don't I don't I don't know this um 10 Cloverfield Lane I guess I don't I'm I'm on defense because I don't they pick a lot of movies I really just don't know um The Departed no he looks cool in The Departed Ted he looks cool in Ted he hasn't I mean and he's still what I'm saying is he seems like an actual person you don't want to be in Ted like he ends up with the hot girl and has fun jokes the whole time it's not it's not the same as like in The Gambler he is ending his bad I guess it's all right but his move King Ralph dude I'm [ __ ] uh might be a skip bro King Ralph never heard of that [ __ ] um this guy watched Ted I did watch Ted I won't I won't I won't deny it I also watched A Million Ways to Die in the West which is one of the worst movies I ever [ __ ] seen in my life uh this guy's going to skip me a little bit of uh draw situation how does this guy know King Ralph but no way out he's just dropping [ __ ] Bombs Over Baghdad all right I'll take a skip I'll take a skip uh you like The Million Ways to Die in the West really all right no hate bro I'm no hate no hate but I didn't like it but I mean I liked bedazzled and critics didn't like that so I've always realized that like in my mind bedazzled is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen and people think it's bad so I like whatever opinions are opinions bro uh [Laughter] okay bro you got to get out of the first one you got to get out of the first one uh um [Music] okay I mean everybody's got movies they grew up with that they probably recognize are not classically good but they pure pure love them there's nothing wrong with that Remember the Titans uh Remember the Titans alpacino let's go Scent of a Woman she had a great ass wait is not alucino in this [ __ ] crazy oh I'm crazy wait give me a cast what am I oh Denzel Washington what am I thinking of what am I Any Given Sunday uh wait C [ __ ] oh my God Denzel Washington um what am I we're just gonna go scream four bro off of Hayden pan here uh don't say Denzel Wasington movies I know Denzel Washington movies I'm just thinking of a specific one that I thought all right wait is there a Hayden uh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait um oh man [ __ ] what's the movie oh [ __ ] there's a movie where um this nerdy guy goes on a date with Hayden pantier Beth Cooper I Love You Beth Cooper that's what I'm thinking of Scooby-Doo Matthew Lillard uh I'll do Scooby 2 to Scooby just give me monsters unleash bro how about that just say every scoobydoo movie well I don't think he's in all of them sh sh sh your favorite Scooby-Doo I hate this movie it's so stupid Agent Cody Banks all right we're gonna go a classic Big Fat Liar 2002 with Frankie munes Paul Giamatti as well as the eponymous big fat liar and I think actually Amanda binds I think it's Amanda binds amandaa Mana Amanda Manda Manda Manda Manda show um so you can I mean Big Fat Liar is actually a good to have in the old quiver because there's a lot of times I get caught in the bindes universe Frankie M Agent Cody Banks 2 Des is there a third one no there wasn't well I can't get out of this [Laughter] what the [ __ ] bro I can't get out of this Malcolm in the Middle is not a [ __ ] movie I think reiky mudz he quit acting right I thought he famously tweeted like I did two Cody Banks I got a $30 million house and now I quit acting so [ __ ] you didn't someone like made fun of him and he's like I think that's what happened bro I know another [ __ ] draw yeah he races cars wait let me let actually pause this cancel cancel I want to see Frankie munz his tweet Frankie munz tweet yeah I mean it was really mean-spirited actually uh someone said you're acting is just awful sorry but it is yeah but we being retired with $40 million at night has not been awful good luck moving out of your mom's house before you're 35 he hit him with an xqc bro he hit him with your houses on my [Laughter] wrist [Music] H yeah that's an alimer that's like that's like 20 years 10 years ago uh other guy did start it other guy did start it you know around find out doesn't he drive F1 cars now I mean he's not an F1 racer he's not like in the league but yeah I think he drives as a hobby because he's Rich uh that's the ninja ninja Prime ninja saying he was going to buy his someone's parents' house and fore clothes on it at the bank that's a a crazy that was that was a crazy ninja era dude uh clueless ala Silverstone let's go Batman and Robin again because I like it and Robin and then we can get to Schwarzenegger and other things I like Oceans 11 George Clooney what could be a fun route out of Oceans 11 George Clooney uh let's do the informance exclamation points with Matt Damon and Steven Soderberg uh as the Director The Departed all right now Matt Damon killshot could be the Great Wall 2016 his sellout to China movie where he took an amazingly fat paycheck to stand in front of a CGI Great Wall uh William defo was in that actually didn't know that uh Willam defo Spider-Man let's go Whiplash off Jay Jonah Jameson guys when I said I didn't know Willam defo was in that I'm talking about the Great Wall not [ __ ] Spider-Man bro he's the goblin question mark question mark question mark he's the [ __ ] Goblin I'm going to [ __ ] I need I need [ __ ] 15 seconds cuz you threw me off [ __ ] stupid ass God damn it uh Chris Evans is in this right or no who I don't know who the new Is It Michael B Jordan thank God [Laughter] I'm uh you m my skit bro Rocky 5 1990 Sylvester Salone Rocky five can I do like blood sport no all right well I'm just we're going we're enter the [ __ ] Universe then I'll do bboa you hit me with any Rocky I hit you with a perfect out Creed Three you didn't even give me an out well then I'll I'll put you in [ __ ] Rocky one wait what oh come on there's nothing thing okay uh well I'm kind of [ __ ] I'll go to fruit Bill station but he's not even in it like a producer or something Stallone wasn't you completely cut him out of uh the Creed movies all right black panther um black panther obviously let's go out of its most famous white actor uh Martin Freeman uh uh and get over to The Hobbit he hated Creed 3's directions wasn't Creed 3 like super well received didn't everyone would kind of say cre three was kind of hype how a uh well was was an actual villain right uh The Hobbit uh Martin Freeman Kill Shot did they make a Sherlock movie no not I mean they did but not with him uh The Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies bro you figure it [Music] out 44 links just pick one oh the first Hobbit I might be [ __ ] I'm skipping I'm skipping I'm skipping you have a path out you have a path out Frosty The snowman 1969 interesting uh this is a movie you've seen Frosty the Snowman 1969 how about Frosty Returns all right give me cast uh Jackie Vernon how about the Godfather huh who who did the crossover how about all right you got me uh his name is Paul freeze uh uh wait is that the that's the claymation Frosty that was a great movie I like that movie I like the claymation Frosty the claymation Rudolph and the claymation um what's the one with the I guess that's Rudolph right I'm Mr Heat Myer that's the clue 1985 uh Tim Robbins actually is there is there a knives out or Knives Out wait who's Tim Robbins then [ __ ] uh oh he's in um dude why am I blanking oh you know what he's in he's in Home Alone at the very least he's in Home Alone too lost to New York Tim Curry sorry Tim Curry why I Tim Robbins Tim Robbins is mean curls Tim Curry is home alone too uh he's the [ __ ] funny hotel clerk with a weird smug [Laughter] smile uh uh the best part of that movie is when they he's playing the gangster film on the oh okay all right real battle Today's starting movie are clue and Clueless yeah let me get more let me get more Tim Curry movies before I move on I shouldn't I should know a lot of Tim Curry if I'm gonna play this I need to be like Steph Curry with the shot on Tim Curry's uh whole repertoire so let's see Tim Curry movies bro did he did Outback he did Ribbit he did he did a bunch of [ __ ] dog [ __ ] animated films uh that's for damn sure he did Garfield A Tale of Two Kitties he did Charlie's Angels 2000 I know that movie he did Barbie Nutcracker he did the Rugrats movie uh um all right Annie all over twist Three Musketeers that's a good movie he did a movie called four dogs playing poker with Forest Whitaker holy [ __ ] I'm definitely playing that four dogs playing poker wow okay you got it fern goalie is goated I prefer the IRL version Avatar sorry not sorry oh I'm Googling Gary sorry no wait oh [ __ ] I'm Googling Gary I'm losing my [ __ ] spot did I lose cool cool uh that's uh annoying that's annoying Smith Ford uh all right give me give me give me out here I don't think you lost it still says one loss I think it'll probably update it'll probably update uh as it's happening live hi big are you doing fun today well we're gonna watch house here in about six minutes this might be my last round Rocky horor picture show well guess what four dogs playing poker what dogs playing it's not in here it's not in here oh the research for nothing four dogs playing poker is not in the list that's [ __ ] up it's got Forest Whitaker in it dude he won an Oscar did you try the word for I wrote dogs playing poker look it's not in there it's not in there bro uh Good Fellas score sleazy Let's [Music] do let's do departed because I like it unless I want to do no go departed depotted should have gone Barbie Nutcracker I don't even think it's in there dude I don't even think it's in there uh let's find out Barbie Nutcracker no dude they're cutting Tim Curry's whole [ __ ] thing out the Age of Innocence uh let's do silence get off that [ __ ] uh how was this played movie I think silence has um Liam niss in it and it does J Cox dude yo it's J Cox you've heard of Jay-Z well here's J Cox is a whole different direction uh we did burn his skip the gray with Liam niss now that's good the problem is Liam NES has a million movies uh but I am due for my quota today not saying anything I'm just playing the game I'm just playing the game the real smart answer was taken to uh gandi 1982 with Ben Kingsley okay fine Kingsley me the Wonder Boys with Robert Downey Jr Rd J who else is in the Wonder Boys um just checking just checking okay well then we'll do do little don't love it [Music] but chaplain 1992 I think I can get out of this wait uh all right you [ __ ] uh Anthony Hopkins [ __ ] God damn it wait fracture 2007 if you haven't seen this movie I [ __ ] love it this is uh young Ryan goling opposite Anthony Hopkins master of his Craft um goling as a young lawyer Anthony Hopkins as an old murderer and they have a crackling back and forth energy uh Silence of the Lambs okay Anthony Hopkins Kill Shot um I can ALS obviously just do red dragon right red dragon I am not thinking of Silence of the Lambs I am 100% thinking of fracture [Music] uh legend of the red drag he's just putting other movies with red dragon in the title no no bro they're not connected that's not how it works all right last one last one last one last one in the house last one clatch Ley clue 1985 every [ __ ] movie I looked up what was it Barnyard I thought that's what he was in all right Home Alone Home Alone two lost in New York um Nebraska with Devin rat Ray I don't know this movie Oceans 11 Oceans 12 endgame Avengers scary movie movie 43 oh nice nice dude the list works uh and it's from Saul himself American jiggalo 1980 with Richard Gear uh we could do pretty woman but I don't know anywhere I mean I could cast this the problem is he gets double cast I'm on the back foot with double cast so I'll just do pretty woman um and if you have a Richard Gear help me out I could do Primal Fear I could do um raps City in August 1991 oh man okay uh all right I tried a bunch of things give me give me cast oh what okay kurasawa we'll do Seven Samurai dude 1954 now we're in [ __ ] old Japanese films fine dude fine that's how you want to play it hell in the Pacific 1968 of course why not we've all seen this classic uh I don't [ __ ] know Pacific Rim Pacific Heights Operation Pacific oh come on Godfather skip skip you figure it out hell in the Pacific 1968 0.0 off of toshiro mafune The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance 1962 uh I don't I don't know bro I don't know this movie um let's do Planet of the Apes huh 1968 yes I'm just going off ears bro godd damn this guy can play Oh us not I burn at least I burned a Lifeline at least a God can bleed a matter of life and death 1946 I don't [ __ ] know dude let's go Ben her no Ben her wait what [Laughter] dude H yeah [ __ ] Mrs okay now I'm [ __ ] lost on the waterfront 1954 come on um World War Two uh William Wier uh dancing in the rain no Singing in the Rain give me time in the rain singing in the rain come on really who the [ __ ] uh I can't think of any older movie than that all right you got me ah you got got me you got me you got me insane insane God what a what a what a I'll do one more inside aada H playing versus Joe Biden dude [ __ ] Joe Biden was roasting me on [ __ ] cinu nerle dude he was playing all his [ __ ] childhood classics clue all right I I I looked up all Tim Curry's movies and they're all not in this [ __ ] thing so we're going to go back to Home Alone 2 uh lost in [ __ ] New York how do you know if someone's a Google Gary if they use their phone or a cheat you can't know but for most people it'll pop up Googling Gary if they switch tabs um Rocky [ __ ] Picture Show oh you banned Tim Curry okay well Susan Sarandon is in uh Alien no I'm thinking of [ __ ] all right skip Susan sandon is in a lot of movies um I'm thinking of uh oh is that is it meatloaf wait where does it say meatloaf oh meatloaf dude I could have gone to fight club or something uh dead man walking I don't know this uh any chance any chance give me give me time Dead Man Walking what else is Susan Sarandon in that I would know feel like a lot of movies wasn't she Susan Sarandon she's like a bad guy in a lot of movies uh no I got nothing all right man well played uh oh thelman Lis yeah great great example all right let's watch house let's watch house uh she's a bad [ __ ] in real life too yeah I remember seeing her because um who's the hilarious guy uh hilar the only funny Canadian the only funny Canadian in Nathan for you yes Nathan brings her out as a talk show guest uh Nathan Fielder did a bit where he's like I don't have any funny stories so I hired Susan Sarandon to do the interview for me and that was very funny it was great uh Jim Carrey is funny yeah but he's honorary American we don't we we claimed him where does Jim Carrey live I'll ask you that La okay so let's that's what we're talking about nor McDonald also honorary American uh I uh I saw Norm McDonald perform live like less than a a year before he passed and he was still great and I'm super glad I got to see that it was me and Ari both got to see him we got see him in a comedy show in San Jose it was really cool uh he was super funny um let's see here I'm going to watch a little bit of House MD House MD nights so if you'd like to go grab some snackies or a drink I'll run a quick ad and then we're going to relax and watch out what happened hopefully this episode will be a little less depressing because the last one uh warning spoiler and content warning cutner killed himself because the real life actor went to go work with Obama cpen and so hopefully this episode a little a little more light-hearted you know maybe House's leggy will herie and he'll do something stupid um yeah it was Obama's fault one of the worst things Obama ever did during his presidency was uh caused the cutner character to die um let's pull up that tan suit wearing POS between the tan suit and cutner I don't see how anyone voted for him bro I don't see how he won re-election I I don't [ __ ] get it that's a that's a betrayal president pon

[Music] let's go [Music] one two yeti sorry muted guapo slurp what's up what's up yeti [Music] sup galen jader parrot puppy [Music] do you have a statement about last night's scam there was no scam there was no scam [Music] hey big what'd you have for dinner had a bomb quesadilla i had a burger so i win you lose sorry question doesn't mean burger [Music] well i had a factory meal oh well then you win well then you had the best meal of all awkward day of the six months i'm also excited for this stream uh a little bit of elden ring today perhaps [Music] i literally know you want to do a targeting thursday oh no i don't want to do that uh trades got there for seven months breaches name of the problem oh fred thank you for 10 months yo glizzy wizzy you inspire me i [Music] i hope love to inspire you to not call me glizzy wizzy [Music] i played 36 hours of elden ring so i could watch you spoiler free but i feel you could have played seven hours of just normal progress because my day one wasn't good i had to leave last night's streak early so i'm sad that i missed all the elven ring that you promised oh dude you messed up [ __ ] you missed a banger of an elder who is here who was here for last night's elden ring stream you missed a [ __ ] wild one dude some of the [ __ ] that i did i think's never been done in the history of elden ring it was a game changer it was a [ __ ] it was pioneering i mean oh i just thinking back on i'm like my mind is blown and really you know i it was so much content compressed in such a amount of time it was so goddamn long dude well yeah i mean it wasn't pretty long i guess i guess the one complaint if you had to have one was that i did too much elden ring yesterday um probably the best opening stream ever yeah probably among anyone you play for like eight hours eight hours minimum i think i played till like six eight am i watched the vaude and saw it coming what would you expect all right i had [ __ ] stuff to do you just wake up no i've been up all day i've actually um i did a lot of stuff i had to do that wasn't work related like factor stuff taxes stuff stuff like that you know how it is you know i'll spend time with ari you know fiance you guys heard of her she turns out turns out she's not a huge gigantic fan of me spending my entire free time playing elden ring or a hitman she's not a biggest fan of that she's not the world's biggest fan i'm not saying she's not a fan i'm just saying that um given all options she might not choose those two things yeah she's paper mario fans what it is uh tim enterante thank you for 12 months uh razzle thank you for the 14. uh booty likka thank you for the two months i love chatting thanks for the content if you love chatting maybe you should change your username or something more appropriate bootylicka hannah the second day of the 10 months wizard t thing for the tier one jakey wiggy uh hey a bunch of [ __ ] has been happening uh well actually i i've been seeing some really really really funny elden ring stuff but the stuff i saw that was most funny was that apparently you guys know there's little messages in the ground all over the game and a lot of them are just fortnight fort comma knight apparently japanese players thought that was a real clue like japanese players thought it was like there was a clue there was like a fort at night and you could find like a hidden mystery and they were like trying to [ __ ] decipher it [Laughter] and it was just [ __ ] [ __ ] trolls over here spamming fortnite everywhere and then okay look i actually got a whole thread on i want to show you is really funny um let's see yeah i think this is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it um because they also had one about way way way way way way uh i play online with a friend of mine doesn't he hasn't started secret stuff that i didn't miss oh yeah i also play offline i could because i you know it's i guess i could try online it's not that big a deal i might try it but the problem is just so many messages and i i have to click every one of them it's hard for me to not click them and so um bro where's the one i was looking at where they were literally trying to translate fingers butt hole [Laughter] anyway this is the thread all right check this out online is good i mean all it adds is more messages right it did blood stains and messages i don't think that's that cool oh my splits are still up um and then chat where are you chat that's not chat chat chat anyway yeah this is really funny and then but down here they were like um they were translating hole ahead therefore try finger [Laughter] that's some yoda [ __ ] anyway i think that was pretty funny um i like the dark souls eldering way of talking four messages you can't converse like that in real life you can't go to the bank and say fortnite try finger butthole and [ __ ] dog that's not gonna get you through your day there's not enough uh you'd be surprised no i wouldn't be surprised no i would i would not be surprised um what's on the agenda today oh yeah it's a it's a stacked agenda we might do four five six different things as long as all six of those things are within the game of elden ring i'm playing l in the ring all day baby i gotta i got some catching up to do and plus i want to explore the world plus i want to play once i have fun so it's an old ring there if that's what you want then you will be happy oh thank you for the raid who dat my goodness what is what i've been up to what's this content uh hotel wi-fi doesn't mean to watch big a so sad and you know what it is it's personal vendetta against me ever since i punched mr hilton in the mouth they've had a [ __ ] grudge he did plants versus zombies gamba [Laughter] really that's [ __ ] content that's [ __ ] content hey that's what we're doing next week plants versus what are you gamble on is whether he can beat it uh zinfandy david the prime i don't know what to do when ashrock is wait what did you say this is weird i only ever watch hrock on youtube i don't know how to interact with him live are you being socially awkward awkward in a chat based interaction there's no pressure it's not like i'm [ __ ] got you cornered at a restaurant and we're taught there's no pressure just don't either don't talk or say whatever you want it's a [ __ ] thousand person chat para socially awkward oh what do i do what do i say [ __ ] it's live can i get a picture okay okay you want to get a picture together all right hi okay i hope you got it you share that you post that on twitter got a picture with a truck uh rick weiner thank you for the five months thank you sir nice hat adria okay you are being awkward you are being awkward [ __ ] it was on selfie mode stupid stupid right goofy i am literally so hungry starving for elven ring content good because let me be that honest there is nothing in the world the past 48 hours that i've wanted to do but play elden ring that's all i've thought about doing and i haven't done it because i wanted it on stream i want to play it so [ __ ] bad i want to explore the world i want to be in it that's what i want to do with my life uh this the problem has been um my burning desire to make progress in hitman and then also to finish my work and my job and uh keep my fiance happy so anyway the game is so insane so i'm gonna dive in in exactly eight minutes first i wanna shoot the [ __ ] i wanna see what's going on i wanna [ __ ] hit the chat up there's a new hitman roadmap is it good you want to link me should i get ice cream sure sure sure uh i'm starving for camless hitman grinding i'm sure the vod from yesterday can hold you over also hitman video today if you want to check it out it's explaining the new bomb launch paris strategy people have been asking about that so we got a cool video on it if you like it maybe consider voting me for a content creator on speedrunning in the streamer awards that'd be [ __ ] sick um quack did a fantastic job editing it newt thank you for eight months and your comment you have some muscular teeth muscular you know teeth don't have muscles in them right you're you're aware there's no muscles in them so no don't say oh my god he does because i don't because nobody does nobody has muscles in their teeth [Music] how much do you clench [Laughter] whoa that's [ __ ] funny oh you come down the fly you oh my god you killed with that on the [ __ ] fly that's really impressive damn how much do you clench is really [ __ ] funny hey bravo bravo sir um never skip teeth day uh okay so that's what we're gonna do uh hype number 16 maybe six months you're posting yo your most important chatter hit six months where's my gift let me check your history hype number 16. you have only 21 messages in my chat over six months so i can't imagine you're my most important chatter but let's see so you said yep valid and a ludwig seven that was your first [ __ ] message so not not my most important chapter likely and then you said i think i said something in metric terms and you said can you put that in freedom units and then you said i have five years of gardening experience if you need some tips and that's basically it and you that combines to make you my most important chatter [Laughter] you were gardening on stream no i was probably talking about the gardner and hitman and he thought that would be helpful i guess this is my guess carpenter or senpai they've eight months nutty norton thank you for the six months cameron david the twelve when are you planning on playing moral ring literally within five minutes from now i will be playing eldon ring uh it's all i wanna do in this [ __ ] world in this life of sin um right after i play plants vs zombies gamba for the next eight hours no who that's probably the most important chatter because he spawned the leeches i don't i don't give him that much credit who dat made a deez nuts joke and got banned that's what kicked off his leeching career i'm not sure that it's [ __ ] a deeper level than that i don't want to give everyone who made like videos or art credit back to who that like mlm big a been getting a lot of primes lately wins the mansion tour i don't think i've been getting a lot of primes lately thank you for the prime stuff thank you for the gift it's quentin i plan on actually selling my apartment and buying a gigantic um uh rv and going around the country i'm out of the globe actually to visit all my chatters and say hey that's my plan that way i can work from home a nomadic style and doing a tour of the country yep really i wouldn't lie about that he will come to brazil yeah i'll prescribe to brazil it's it's possible by land famous ruthie with the five gifties famous roo let me check your chat history what spawned this i like famous roux a lot of little dubbies a lot of no shots a lot of yep cokes not a little dovey that's a classic and then exactly a month ago you said i'm team d's nuts which i don't understand but but you did say it i can't i haven't met a single person whose chat history i've checked that doesn't have some weird [ __ ] in there i haven't seen one person with a normal chat history let me check out cyber rick cyberrick thank you for the five gifted you said well you said if aatrock has a million fans then i am one of them if hreck has 10 fans then i am one of them if rachel wrestle has only one fan then that is me if he has no fans that mean i am no longer on the earth if the world's against hrock and i think it's the role which is very nice but you spend it a thousand times bro your chat history and my chat is pretty sus what are you talking about what is inspector we're [ __ ] talking about what's my chat stream in your chat compliments helping you out with the game teaching you [ __ ] the foundation of hip-hop speedrunning building your stream from the ground up what was the [ __ ] that the chest are you getting there is that the problem oh my god dude i have figured out the [ __ ] secret oh it's so funny i'm gonna [ __ ] don't tell any other streamer this i figured it out dude you just read someone's chat history when they give five subs what the [ __ ] why am i getting somebody [ __ ] gifted what that why do people want this why people want their chat history read it's insane kevin mation your chat history is [ __ ] 999 plus you've got so many dozens and thousands of messages i'm gonna find the weird one i'm gonna find the weird one okay you said famously [Laughter] well you did say can you talk a little on the differences between fiscal monetary and quantitative stimulus which is a virgin question so you know nerd [Laughter] uh but i think that was honestly trying to prompt me to help extend my marketing monday which you've been helping with so i you know it's more more my fault than anything um uh i honestly don't have any incredibly weird questions so i can't find anything it's mostly helpful and funny god damn it god damn it all right well what about you elf van dragon if you're such hot [ __ ] you said famously knotter's dk 100 million [ __ ] times i think even when i wasn't playing the dk song uh you said [Laughter] you explained multiple times that rps means rock paper scissors who the [ __ ] didn't know that what that was not nobody needed that help [Laughter] why is that in your child street why are you consistently explaining is it rps equals why we're scissors [Laughter] that's [ __ ] funny uh sigma fiesta thank you for the 15 months if you don't read mine then i'm gonna go goblin mode okay i'm not gonna read yours just to see what goblin mode you looks like what happens when you go oh zifo's tau gave 10 gifted and i went to check his chat history and he doesn't have one you dropped 10 gifted so that'll open your chinese three and see you have zero messages what the [ __ ] are you doing i appreciate it of course but that that's such a [ __ ] crazy bit [Laughter] that's such a youtube frog power move who that thank you for the gifted i'm not gonna read your [ __ ] i actually know what he's doing who that's probably last measure was deeznutz check my first messages i can't get to the top of your message but it's not you have too many messages you're that too many it doesn't let me you have one okay i have scrolled back for [ __ ] six months you said apparently i was i said there was 94 more i don't know what i was saying and then you said 94 more more like 90 fart more that's a real message you said that's the real message you said you thought the world needed to hear that anyway thank you for the gifties uh um nutty norton i will read yours because you have one message and it says youtube frogs rise youtube frog seven maddie norton thank you for the gift i'm glad you like the youtube i prefer the youtube frogs uh okay we're gonna play ellen ring that's what we're doing today today's on the ring day um have some fun with it i'm gonna try to find some new bosses trying to find some new challenges i'm gonna explore the world again my end goal would be like 100 this game i know it's going to take a while but you know it's close i want to see everything i want to like beat all the bosses you know so that's what we're going to do we're gonna have some fun i'm gonna show you the [ __ ] talk to chat you know the whole [ __ ] vibe you know the [ __ ] game if you have any questions i'm down to answer them uh you promised one more hitman run no no no no no i played a little man today uh i'm gonna play some more tomorrow i need a little break you know uh pam boy thank you for the sub sorry a minute are you down to beat the tree sentinel again it's not there i can't fight him again i can't fight him again launching game uh if you have already played the gate or you played part of the game you're probably not gonna be spoiled by too much just because i uh i didn't get that far along really but if you if you are avoiding spoilers then that would be the time to watch out also uh again we you know we're pretty lenient in general if you're explaining um i don't know rules or how like a [ __ ] sword works or something but in general it's a no backseating environment i love the thrill of exploring and finding out [ __ ] myself even if i'm doing stupid [ __ ] okay i like i like doing the stupid stuff and then figuring it out so um just uh you know i understand that it's there's a temptation to backseat but don't do it please boom baby you should fight come god the ass devourer in the butthole region that's the kind of back seat i'm talking about wow remember yesterday the epic a little bit conclusion lag make sure that i'm i'm gonna close any [ __ ] six million youtube tabs just to make sure that everything's smooth damn your character looks ugly as [ __ ] almost as ugly as my fat nuts what what all right so if you don't know i am a shirtless vampire ninja samurai who wears armor only on his legs and hands and uses the power of his own blood to damage enemies that move literally cuts your hp but you're wearing a shirt no i'm not wearing a shirt i uh it's actually just my hair we just have a really blue hairy chest and back sound alright werewolf x vampire x camera exactly so what i wanted to do today was um go i think there was a castle oh you know what to do i wanted to go fight that [ __ ] tree also maybe get some runes back clearly it's loud i'll turn down a little bit you guys hear me though right yes we're good if you remember from the very beginning of this game anybody i was just exploring randomly and i found a giant [ __ ] tree that killed me in one shot this is like day one and i died and died and died and died and died and then thankfully it responded me somewhere else so i didn't go back i missed my runes by a mile but now i feel like with the power of my blood i should be able to dude it's not that one was the sentinel yeah i think it was immediately fall no yeah it was after the summer was day two then it was like one of the first things i ever ran into though oh there it is hello nice uh okay fuchsia do you mind changing the game to eldon ring actually you know what i should change my title now we'll do it after all right let's see if i can [ __ ] this guy up ow ow a spectacular is not mod i'll mod him when he gets the record back so my video makes sense piece of [ __ ] oh my god i love that move i literally love this move ow how was your character's relationship with its father [Laughter] it was um it was bad yeah yeah it was bad my father always wanted to become a vampire um doctor or a vampire lawyer not a vampire ninja and so there was a big animosity there [Music] but we'll show him when we take this tree all right tree what the [ __ ] you got for me oh you know what arrow [ __ ] [ __ ] not one shot oh not one shot poggies let's get the sword back out ow wow you are still strong and yet my resolve is stronger [Laughter] look at me laughing because my resolve is so much stronger what's up [ __ ] i got a horse oh yeah horseback the way to go oh [ __ ] ow oh [ __ ] ow [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my horse is dead oh [ __ ] i got scarlet right what the [ __ ] is scarlet rock what the [ __ ] is scarlet rot did i lose my runes i lost 6 000 runes right off the rip that's not a good way to start the stream don't worry though i'm sure we'll get it back imagine poison but worse thanks guys that really clears it up oh oh my god stop with the scarlet rat okay start it rod is terrifying wait what the [ __ ] is scarlet brought for for real i'm god try tree butthole thunder chicken make it to three months it looks like really strong poison true true that does cover it okay ow oh god okay okay i i figured it out no no no what's happening is i am dying understand this to scarlet rot get it adapted adapt it adapted you understand see what you guys didn't notice because i'm a little bit more of a professional here is that i was analyzing situations and i realized the actual problem was scarlett ross so i just simply won't let it hit okay al holy [ __ ] get up get up okay oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no see what i'm gonna what oh the problem there the problem there was that i was so good about avoiding the scarlet rot that i forgot to avoid everything else but now look at this look at this game plan what are you doing what are you doing what are you [ __ ] doing holy [ __ ] [ __ ] okay you got some skills i love that ow holy [ __ ] dude your dad was right you should have been a vampire doctor shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up my i'm gonna show my dad right now i'm gonna get this i'm gonna get this right now all right the trick i am realizing is to really use the bow more than i already was okay that hurts uh-huh oh [ __ ] you dragon rot oh [ __ ] you can't hit me you can't hit me idiot [Laughter] god that wasn't a boulder listen to cats in the cradle cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon all right this is fine we're gonna get going we're gonna go in that was the good reaction time come on do you need to pick up some tree repellent for you no obviously tree repellent what would that even what the [ __ ] is a tree repellent is this your second account no or not i'm gonna beat him if i don't beat him in the next one try i will literally use all of my streaming money over the next 20 years to build a spaceship go to space plant a thousand trees and build a new planet for us to colonize [ __ ] okay that one is account though and where's it count that one doesn't count obviously obviously the next one is one that counts that was a warm-up and then we'll go to the planet okay fine oh dragon ride i'm so pissed dude can you rename or shorten this game no i don't think so not that i've seen how many acres of land will you be allowed on this planet who says you're getting a lot of i said the human race will cause not necessarily you gonna get a spot necessarily acres of blue oh [ __ ] [ __ ] what kind of trees are you playing spruce there's bruce i'm splitting spruce trees they're gonna be all spruce the whole plant is gonna be called the spruce goose name three kinds of trees well i already named one spruce okay and there's like dark spruce ah [ __ ] oh my god oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i lived lived you're a [ __ ] for that one tree you're a [ __ ] for that one tree you guys ever think maybe we should just chop down all the trees and like sort of put up a giant parking lot you never think [ __ ] this environment [ __ ] like let's just get rid of maul ah [ __ ] i'm dead unless you idiot throw up my trap see what you're not seeing is that i am downloading this tree's patterns down to his [ __ ] roots to his [ __ ] roots what i'm i don't want to just kill this tree that would be one thing i want to [ __ ] eradicate it i want to pull it up by the roots and make sure it never grows again oh oh okay yeah i love when he jumps when he jumps it's the best thing i got ah it sucks i'm dead i'm dead oh my god i'm dead almost i'm not get up oh bro internalize internalize analyze internalize analyze internalize analyze adapt no not comp you know what's kind of working though was this i'll take it back okay okay the horse never mind i don't need the horse i don't need a [ __ ] horse dude i was just testing you guys i thought you guys would tell me no i don't need the horse you're killing it you're doing amazing on land why would you need why would you need a horse dodge that yep okay no okay okay okay see what he wants is a fight i was gonna make this easy i was gonna make this easy on him but he wants a fight [ __ ] jump he does not um stagger easy oh no get up oh my god i'm not dead oh no no get up get up no the wind up a lot of potions a lot of potions i'm not a potion [Music] that's actually [ __ ] that's actually true no backseating though okay [ __ ] [Music] what you think about this try some for size idiot let's go team shack get in there oh wait is he asleep i can dodge that a lot earlier i don't need to you guys help though good job all right come on team come on team was dying part of the plan not exactly but i also wanted to lure him into a falses of confidence you understand all right chat get in there and i want you to bring your absolute a game let's go go get up [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] okay you can't dodge those unless you're not far away okay okay i know that i can win this fight all i need is help from my dear friends the chat get in there and make it happen team yeah make it happen oh god okay you guys bodyblocked me also you guys aren't dodging [ __ ] i'm summoning you and you guys are just getting [ __ ] hit by the jump when he jumps you need to roll you understand you know what i need to summon that [ __ ] sum is an arrow actually what i need i need the summon that summons a dude this guy yeah hit him with the arrow king fancy [ __ ] gets his [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm gonna dodge it's actually working it's actually working greedy but it's actually working it's actually working wait hey look you guys are [ __ ] wailing on him okay it's actually working no this strategy works this works ready get ready yourself steal yourselves [ __ ] focus chat the victory will be all the sweeter for the bitter fruit that we taste now okay though this tree may bear bitter fruit the forest will be worth its planting you know what i'm saying am i getting through to you with these wise words or not [Music] so oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no no no no no oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys were still shooting arrows right the whole time that was sick good job chad we died oh never mind what was that about don't die stay far away and shoot arrows i want to bite oh i want to what i want to do equipment that's what i want to change this to this we can beat him we can beat it we can beat i just need to not get hit by that [ __ ] horse [ __ ] again get away from him get away from him get away from him get away from him oh you guys are dead huh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hello [ __ ] [ __ ] balls [ __ ] [ __ ] ball [ __ ] [ __ ] balls [ __ ] balls okay okay i have to hold the aggro it's on me you're right i'm the tank the tank i have to hold the aggro and you guys have to do the arrows all right so i'm gonna i'm gonna summon you even back here all right i'm gonna summon you back here and then i'm gonna fill my flask and then you guys i didn't dodge i didn't dodge and i'm dead no no no leave him alone this way come here come here come here oh yeah oh it's coming together [ __ ] oh no foot oh yeah yeah yeah no no hold on or what i'm going to kill myself in the game i pressed the r1 i press r1 i press r1 i press our one i press star one i did i press and i press where it's right here is this one i know what it is i know which one it is i think you have to line up or something god i have to line up all right chat you guys did good that time that's on me dude [ __ ] off with that it was hard to dodge so hard to dodge all right all right all right all right you watch the ground big a we'll watch the skies thanks soldier thank you soldier doing your part i appreciate that that's like a dodge [Music] oh yeah [Music] oh yeah yeah i i i literally walked into the rot i walked into the [ __ ] rock i walked into the rock i walked into the rock and i killed my character why did i do that because i have a brain disease all i wanted was the press r1 and i'm having lots of fun with my chat shooting arrows for me there we go we gotta know we gotta know we gotta know we don't know chop oh [ __ ] we're on you [ __ ] okay i can't okay go let's go baby whoa [Applause] first try let's go green burst crystal tear flame shrouding cracked here that was a sick fight wow we got a bunch of runes for that i don't have to level up uh it is by god it is time to level my dexterity perhaps first try while blindfolded no big deal that was a cool fight thanks for your help with the arrows chat you guys really [ __ ] nailed him and you took the heat off when i needed the most no problem whoa look at that big ass arrow wielding fool oh there's a giant pot that looks kind of cool what an interesting area get some of the uh get on my horse i guess get some rooms oh what's this hello oh my god dude everywhere you go you find [ __ ] hello governor minor urgery catacombs don't mind if i catacomb through the stuff in here you know what i'm saying i didn't heal why you got oven mitts on look at my guy he really out here wearing these [ __ ] greaves shirtless doesn't make sense all right dexterity feels like the best option obviously love leveling decks sort of a dex leveling andy but i do need to up my endurance i always run out i'm gonna up during turns just one go to 15. let's go into the depths oh oh mother [ __ ] wait why are you kind of strong there a little goblin gargoyle nine iq that's not that cute it's intelligent score nine is good okay what it's out of 10. chat it's out of 10. it's 9 out of 10 intelligence to be honest should be 10. i'm just humble about it two ways to go two ways to go but only one way to know if this is the right way oh that doesn't look good this doesn't look good at all what the [ __ ] is that okay that's [ __ ] you know oh [ __ ] [ __ ] okay that doesn't do any damage wow that's my strongest move okay this will kill me faster than it kills them but it actually will not even mr this is brutal this is brutal oh i'm not a [ __ ] mana bro how's this doing no damn oh [ __ ] all right that was hard fought but worth it because i got a glass shard out of it how the [ __ ] am i supposed to i just haul ass are you shooting me who's shooting me and what do they want you the fiendish gargoyle i got beach glass i just cut my own arm a million times to bleed all over these trash heaps for beach glass that doesn't feel like a smart oh i have charlotte rot so i'm just dead now i'm just gonna rot to death well this is sad at least i'll die looking cool yeah we can outlast it no we can't i lost it we literally can't outlast it wow we can make it we can make it we can make it lee sin got red all right wow we got the vaccine nice try what you missed yo did you guys see the new uh kanye music video where he [ __ ] dismembers pete david's head and buries him into the ground and then plants rose seed on his body that shit's wild to publicly do to your ex-wife's new boyfriend you're kidding right no i'm not kidding no i know it sounds like a joke that's like that's his new music video he cuts off pete davidson's head and buries it and then plants roses on it i mean it's it's animated but it's uh it's weird you know what the song kind of bangs though so especially games part yellow flag doesn't qualify for red oh i get one more swing because of my higher endurance so uh yes whack it's just a whack thing to do to i mean pete davis didn't even do anything wrong oh [ __ ] i have not listened to pope's album but i won't check it out i think it's dope the pope made an album uh-huh i saw that coming also he bought the house across from them like if you divorce somebody you don't want them buying the house across from you that's that's what you don't want to have happen it's one of the reasons you got divorced all right pull this somewhere a heavy door is opened nice if it's just these kids fine yeah i mean if it's song you know you can say to see the kids and then when you release a song saying i want you back i'm gonna murder pete davidson then it's like it doesn't ring true if his song was all about how he loves his kids he doesn't mind you know the divorce is gonna happen he's sorry they fall out of love but he wants to be there for his kids i'd be different but it's not about that where was that heavy door though any heavy door openers here there or anywhere i don't see a heavy door thanks oh perhaps up here any heavy door no clearly not my foolishness is tantamount to ghoulishness hey wiggle your sushi thank you for the sub and uh for enjoying the youtube you see thank you for the eight month big game i've been on this dungeon too good luck man oh it's fun so far i mean that tree fight was really fun took me a little bit to uh adapt but we got there all right here's the deal i don't want to get dragon rot shall feel but i don't see the door damn bro over here well aren't i in a pickle what the [ __ ] just watch the connie miss video you're not lying no i'm not lying i made that up i'm dead serious uh and it's wild but i kind of like the song to be honest my life was never easy okay um clearly hey thank you for the gifties wiggle your sushi thank you much appreciated monkey kid thank you for the eight months glad you enjoyed but get ready to see you guys you haven't seen nothing yet because what i'm about to do to the boss of this dungeon is going to be downright criminal when i see it it's going to be like yeah i'm going to be slicing and dicing my life let's never easy okay sorry one more time i had to check up here because i remembered that i forgot my wallet at the site but now that i've got that wallet picked up good oh [ __ ] i forgot [ __ ] [ __ ] scare the [ __ ] out of me okay i got my wallet a lovely coconut that give me the gifted i would love to take a look at your shot history sometimes not in a weird way that's what i do for five gifted usually she's a surprise these little goblins are a [ __ ] treat huh looks like fun to have at a party ow ow okay now i'm certain absolutely certain that i will find the path for you see the path was within us all along a heavy door has opened i thought it meant a physical door but no it was a door within our hearts holding us off from opening up ourselves to the world locking us away from being open and free and honest with our feelings and now i can do that and say god [ __ ] damn i can't find the door that's what i feel i feel like i can't find the [ __ ] door my life i think it's up there but i don't know how to get up there oh you know what bro tell me your [ __ ] cringe as hell miyazaki without telling me your cringe is hell there's got to be like an elevator button underneath the [ __ ] lava no am well we got the rot well we're [ __ ] [ __ ] dude wrong dead wait oh you know what wait halfway no no i'm confused as well i'm confused as [ __ ] dude but anyway i died from um stress because scarlet rot is not real it's fake made up by the fake news media if i gave you one more time i'm going to [ __ ] start an anti-stopping brigade i lost my runes um i'm coming up so you better kill these [ __ ] goblins i'm coming up i'm coming i'm really pissed try it again [Laughter] oh okay that that's just dumb range stupid ass okay here's the [ __ ] tee i opened the door what do i do now summoning pool open remember that there's a lever there like what maybe it's all i [ __ ] get it i literally just got it oh my god i literally just got it um coming up so you better get this party started there we go open stupid no no no goblin mode activated let's go now we're progressing now all of a sudden miyazaki's thinking oh [ __ ] this is the smartest player i've ever had how did he solve my unsolvable puzzle well miyazaki a little bit differently from your average bear i won't apologize for it what have we here crabs um coming up so you better get this party started i'm coming up i'm coming uh oh i feel like i missed something back there who's with me got him okay the saga continues what you got for me oh i can do that too oh yeah that's right impaired wolf the [ __ ] does that mean missed no no no no [ __ ] oh i'm so mauled i'm so mall dude oh i'm gonna get scarlet rot uh oh i got scarlet i'm gonna die from i can't even get out i'm gonna die down here from scarlet rot oh there's gotta be a cure soap [Laughter] let's do [ __ ] i literally soaped myself oh right here i only have one of them though maybe it's better to die damn this girl at rot's [ __ ] insane all right well i wasted all my pots i guess i'll use it it's so stupid what am i doing was the worst of both worlds yeah guy no chat shut up shut up i immediately got it again okay right oh the door's open wait well there's no way i fight the boss now two watch dogs [Music] first try you got this just got caught up on the youtubes sucks and you've already seen the content still gotta support my grandfather thank you anonymous spelled wrong i think it was very much appreciated actually i do appreciate it died of natural causes yeah the boss didn't kill me it's still first try baby i died of natural causes all right here's the deal this [ __ ] sucks because there's gonna be a [ __ ] goblin here he's gonna jump on me i'm not even gonna fight him how's this idiot bye he's gonna jump on me isn't he he's gonna jump on me wow oh there was a s i didn't see the stake whatever it's fine run run run no scarlet rot run wow i don't have it how great is that [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my oh my [ __ ] wait i'm not ready for these guys wait i'm not ready i'm not ready for these guys hey i'm actually not ready for these guys uh i'm not ready for these guys oh dude the statue of marika is bugged i actually clicked it that time for sure yeah this is also like i don't want to have to do this this uh whole thing every time but i will try one more time and i will give it my god damnedest all right let's really try okay really focus [ __ ] you bonk uh that was a close one that was a close one what if i try it one more time though and i really give it my [ __ ] damnedest no no no no no get out get out get out is that tough in the trap what's up big t all right guys i got this one come on what you got what you got what you got what you got what you got what you got what you got okay ow ow ow [ __ ] punk oh right right okay this is good for me actually that's hard to dodge because of uh it's [ __ ] stupid all right you got him right where you want him big a you think so you think i had him right where i wanted him do you think they're ready for the third attempt we should bet on who kills him scepter or sword that's a funny bet wait do a bet on scepter versus sword killing me all right one more try for real oh wait what oh wait there's no the elevator's down okay no i feel good though i feel like i feel like i'm due scepter versus sword baby dude hey come on goblin let me be me dude all right time to beat it time to beat it time to beat it time to beat it time to beat it time to focus up and beat it let's go [ __ ] now oh yeah yeah okay oh ah who was it i think that was scepter i think that was scepter dude that was scepter to try one more time yeah scepter body slammed me crazy because i was fighting sword sword guys are probably like oh [ __ ] he's fighting sword my all right here we go we're back at it after mathematics we got one more health by this time i think what i gotta do is get rid of sword asap let the [ __ ] summon fight the magic and i kill sword easier said than done obviously oh [ __ ] oh i'm stupid i'm stupid i'm stupid i'm stupid holy [ __ ] i'm stupid sword sword that was sword that was sword every day of the week that was a big sword that was a sword win for sure two for two why you switched you switch horses mid-race oh [ __ ] the goblin took fall damage for that i think that i can beat it this time the trick is just to not get hit you know what i need a different summon i need this summon that's going to give me a lot of distractions so actually here's what i need i need three wolf spirit three how is it three lone wolves if there's three of them they're not lone wolves they're a trio of wolves we're gonna do we're gonna do the five demi humans and you guys are gonna go in and you guys are gonna get the [ __ ] job done all right get the job done i [ __ ] counting on you get in there get in there kings who actually killed me wait who actually killed me i that might even be a refund uh someone have to check the the clip dude check the clip on that i think i got hit with both it might have been sword but it looked like both of them got the job in all right if he's just reviewing the clip okay i'm only gonna do this three more times exactly three i'm being honest with you exactly three if i don't get it i promise you i'm moving on because uh i could be here all day this boss seems out of my league i actually don't even want to be in this area i think this area is like too far from where i want i'm not even taking the right route oh wrong way legitimately three more tries this is try number one you literally haven't touched the story i beat um the grafted guy it was a big deal everyone in chat said i'm the first person in history to be the graphic guy let's go ow look at that i think i'm dead oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay you guys are all dead this is not looking great okay all right okay yep understood i can't be the same except i did say three i didn't say three i gotta be a man of my word so it is two more now honestly two more though i'm being dead serious how do i tell my wife i put the whole house on scepter yeah that's tough i don't know it feels like sword maybe the safer bet because i'm trying to kill sword first by the way this this spawn trash let's go with the other guy the other guy was better he does damage he tanks a little bit more maybe the wolves would have been good but too late dude dude swords [ __ ] dominating by the way sword is dominating all right last one last chance last try oh [ __ ] oh my god clutch well that's an auspicious start okay we have one less health bot can we bet goblin no all right here we go just to mix things up after this bet i'm going for scepter baby i'm going for scepter what the [ __ ] how do you dodge that oh it's a jump i need to jump it's a jump nope nope oh i was short it was sort of the last second oh he [ __ ] chopped his mom's screen oh i tried to give that one to the [ __ ] scepters holy [ __ ] sword came through in the clutch oh that's just poetic what is all right you know what though i feel like i'm getting it one more fight one more chance one more chance to win your money back literally one i'm telling you right now before we go in i'm fighting scepter take that what you will i'm fighting scepter though all right write that one down bet on that run and tell that oh god dammit [Music] oh nice oh this is actually my last fight though i just think i have a new strategy it's going to pay off big i'm fighting scepter though there we go there we go here we go okay all right let's pull together oh god damn it i don't want to fight you anymore accepted [Laughter] after gang finally hits scepter gang finally hits dude all right i'm done they bested me bro imagine imagine i played it a little differently though [ __ ] dude i need more stamina for real for real okay i think i can do this the trick is not getting complacent also i need to put a shirt on let's put a shirt on changes almost nothing this one's kind of cool oh actually kind of bad i'll wear this dude i can't dodge [ __ ] oh yeah yeah no i can't dodge that i've been jumping i have to jump in there's only one way did you do it let's jump in okay yep nice nice nice no no no [ __ ] dude sword i can beat it i can beat it i can beat it i can be like a bit i could be that can be like a beat i could be like i can beat it i could be like i can be it i can beat i can beat it i can beat it i can beat it i can beat it and i can hit those high notes my god dude all these talents who knew i had all these talents holy [ __ ] vocal savant thank you i have been called a genius all right okay here's what i'm gonna do i don't even even i don't even know if i summon dude i think i don't even summon i think i use all my fp and all my heals for this move i just bloody slash i just bloody slash oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] monster [ __ ] [ __ ] can actually do this oh no no no no i'm out i'm out okay i'm out so we [ __ ] we'll bring our heat no i'm gonna get i'm gonna get flanked missed that's bad i'm dead oh what a dodge oh [ __ ] [ __ ] get up no i'm dead ah it's gonna be hard this is gonna be hard i'm i'm not alive now but i can't use blaze anymore i can't use body slash anymore ah this is gonna be hard this is gonna take everything i got ah doable actually doable though actually doable actually doable actually doable actually doable i don't even have to leave i don't have to leave i'm not going to leave i'm not [ __ ] i could go level i'm not going to uh i'm going to do it we have a strategy we have a plan so oh we need all our health bonds if i had like two more potions to be a lot easier oh you know what i should have done is probably fix my flasks all right just don't greet it just don't greet it that's it let's all see what it is just don't greet it only take the hits that it can get that's every [ __ ] fight this game is don't greet it don't greet it don't read it don't read it just grade it grade it grade it grade it greet it [ __ ] oh what a sick let's try and focus on the sword guys i think scepter killed me mod review i actually think scepter killed me sword was still in the air vod review it i think sword hadn't hadn't fallen someone's got a mod review so scepter makes the blue smash and the blue smash killed me i did greet it again but it's hard not to at the range i'm at here bro this game i'm not [ __ ] gatekeeping here but i feel like this game has got to be 50x easier if you're [ __ ] ranged or magic you just run away and you can still do full dps okay here we go i'm already down a [ __ ] thing oh that's so bad all right here we go full gas try and kill the sword first oh so bad dude i'm playing so bad scepter it's because i'm trying to kill one of them just kill either but the thing that was working was when whoever was in front of me i just backed up and hit that one that's what was working i'm trying to like avoid one hit the other one that's the problem that's the fake that's the mistake dude except they're [ __ ] cashing out scepter die hards are starting to make the money that they've always dreamed they could make i lost everything what's funny is people like they guess it right two times in a row and think i'm good at this they think like i know i've got a system you're just gamblers oh i it's sword sword scepter sword sword of course i know what i'm doing it's not just a [ __ ] i'm gonna put all in next time because i know well if you guys know so much then get your bets in because this one is about to be a doozy except none of you bet on the real answer which i'm gonna beat it i'm gonna beat it i'm gonna beat it right [ __ ] here all right so painful oh sword nice sword pick nice sword pick nice sword pick easy 50k i still got it dude i actually wouldn't even mind the only thing i mind is that i have to run back this is what dark souls is like having to run all the way back to the [ __ ] boss and do all this [ __ ] [ __ ] the statue of marika is the best part of this [ __ ] game there's so many fun bosses and you just get the respawn right there and it's not working [Laughter] i'm going to kill this boss i think i have got it figured out i'm going to kill this boss and i don't think i have a doubt here we go baby rush him ow ow oh oh ow oh fire fire's where i make my money dude all right you drop that like it's hot hit try to max range it double hit yeah that's the juice yes oh yeah that's the juice uh-huh yeah we're healed up it's every day bro [Music] roll oh no no no oh come on come the [ __ ] on yeah that's not looking good that's not looking good we're almost we're almost there on the sword guy though oh [ __ ] now [ __ ] [ __ ] wait okay sword can no longer win sword can no longer win yep only the easy ones only the easy ones big big bro i thought i spaced it i literally didn't roll because i thought i spaced it [ __ ] [ __ ] i can beat it though hey isn't that crazy i can beat it we walked in here and we said no shot we should leave but collectively over time and through perseverance we've figured out that anything is possible anything is possible wow what the [ __ ] all right let's bring it let's bring that a game baby we got a system our system never fails [ __ ] oh okay greedy pretty greedy greedy greedy greeting greeting created great granny great great grid it grid it grid it grid it create it damn sword is still clean you're rooting for him now damn sword still got it dynasty dynasty bro it's been like five swords in a row no bet on sword for scepter still and then if there's some way if i win they all lose because you can't do that i guess it's just a refund then that sucks we'll flip a coin if i win we'll flip a coin a real gamba nope i don't forget about that one that one's all good scepter's weaker scepter is weaker he takes more damage wait i can bait the fire out i can make the fire out no yes actually it's a good start such a good start ah [ __ ] fire yeah it's a fire every time it's every time it's every day bro with the disney channel flow scepter sept god damn it bob mill on youtube in six months never done before damn i was playing good until then [ __ ] oh i love when the goblin commits [ __ ] i hate that i lost hp though oh okay is that scepter or sword is that scepter or sword who voted goblin who had gobble that's a big payoff let me turn on the air it's actually getting [ __ ] spicy okay okay okay okay i believe i believe i believe i believe i believe i believe i want to play the uh oh lord no goblins please no goblinos oh he cringed me from afar what is this this goblin's so cringe dude i believe i believe dude i'm gonna die to the [ __ ] goblin again wait what a terrible way to start five mil on youtube in six months never done before all right let's go baby say it turns out just streaming safe isn't safe you have to actually play accepted i mean you could vod review it if you want i have sceptical dude i can beat this it's just it's [ __ ] hard but i need to just only take the safest hits i believe oh dude this piece of [ __ ] is annoying chat in financial scams i know you correct yourself afterwards but i wanted to point out that you spelled it scandals which is pretty funny all right what sword are you using i'm using the ushikatana probably what if i [ __ ] let the arrows fly wait a minute last second pivot that's nothing i'll die dude this is stupid it's a stupid you plan same plan same plan same plan don't change it don't fix what ain't broke yes oh god fire nice oh double fire double fire i've never seen it oh [ __ ] [ __ ] dog one cat they gave me the gifted bro the [ __ ] scepter range god scepter strikes again [ __ ] scepter gang oh [ __ ] reset i'm not going to waste a full half my hp bar that's like a lot of [ __ ] what level are you um i'm not sure check it one second i am level 39 ah feeling i believe dude i hate this guy he has a fight with honor okay okay all right so what do you got for me stay in the center zone control zone control yep yep oh i hate that move that's the most broken move in the entire game sakurai please it's not correct i mean used to complaining about melee oh god damn it okay [ __ ] oh my health is gone dude this is not looking good for the [ __ ] hero he could have died [ __ ] that move okay i don't have enough to do what i need to do all the fear of the sword oh that's bad this is nigh unwinnable this is nigh unwinnable oh [ __ ] bro i think scepter gang has realized that scepter has the most [ __ ] has the move it does all the damage like i can dodge the sword guy generally but scepter guy is the one that does the [ __ ] dps i don't know that sword is too clean either they didn't even see me whatever nope let's do this sword will feast with these odds i mean sword can bank one don't get me wrong it's just that i'm trying to kill sword first and swords attacks aren't as good so the odds are not in your flavor yeah a ship would never be near shepherd just never be an interceptor until a [ __ ] last call for alcohol oh [ __ ] oh who bought the dip dude who bought the [ __ ] dip oh my god sword to the moon holy [ __ ] scepter gang yikes gotta know when to sell you got no one to hold them no one to fold them bro threw a [ __ ] air on my back piece of dirt know when to walk away no wind run you can do something or something something or something and something something something will win the game glen is done all right here we go no no what a start okay what a perfect start this is the start we wanted chat we wanted sword again you gotta know when to hold them know when to fold them all right let's go oh don't don't pay out obviously more time to bet more time to bet who had gravity you got okay when the bang is done almost killed myself rancid tv thing for the uh gifted sub let's rush connection suck my ass okay pure focus pure adrenaline pure heart okay you have to actually yep did we get the fire out i love that fire gives us more time to play yup yup oh okay i need to heal quickly without delay i'm dead almost certainly dead or am i before you see i never give up [ __ ] i give [Music] they're both up fire yes yes yes we drove the fire okay here's the deal we have to kill sword he's weaker i don't know how much i speak [ __ ] oh that was such important health oh that was just important hell okay [ __ ] triggered me that was scepter by the way shitholes okay step one i need all my health pots i cannot get better this goblin i just can't [ __ ] the goblin dude give it a rest doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter there's a world where i just don't get hit and then i don't need my health pots for anything other than my [ __ ] swipe duck and weave dodge and roll duck and weave dodge and roll [ __ ] weave oh yeah get the fire out get the fire out we love to see the fire oh yeah though the fire's where it's all about the fire is what it's all about oh yeah well that feels good oh lord there's no way to dodge that in any world you do that dude there's no way to dodge that in any world jump jump jumping doesn't work jumping doesn't work well that's just the [ __ ] most hard ass move in the game okay okay putin voted scepter i think putin voted hey ambrose thank you for the seven months big sevens love the fronts of constant vaccines cringe i agree with all that uh yes sakura was coming too i actually like this fight um if i took if i just had more hp um i would in a couple more pots this fight would actually be no problemo but i am uh i'm just too afraid to get hit oh [ __ ] all right maybe dodge more i'm dodging my friend i don't need to dodge more i need to dodge it better there's a difference perhaps a song to inspire you you got one the main thing though is 90 of my damage comes from the ground slam from the wizard from the scepter avoid that at all costs dude [ __ ] my green he dm it to me all right we got a song we got a song wait we got a song wait toth messaging me uh i don't see your message where'd you dm with me oh okay right here the story of a samurai a song for atriox this is the story of a samurai destined to take on every boss this is the story of a samurai where there's no triumph without loss [Music] you're not the brightest of them all you'll win because you fall and get back up again this is the story of triumph and brazil this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story of a tree this is the story of adrian this is the story of a trioc this is the story of a trioc [Music] get back up again it is is keep throwing your head against is this is the story of a samurai this is [Music] this is the story of the greatest [Music] get back up again the atria is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atrial to rights some [ __ ] rules this suck [ __ ] rules dude thanks peggy it's on loot by the way so if you like it we're going to hate it in an hour it's all looped like this where there's no triumph without loss [Music] so a trioc keep throwing your head against the wall [Music] no breads no breads no bread this is this is the story of the greatest [Music] this is the story of a trioc this is the story of a trioc the samurai [Music] get back up again another death another day get back up again matriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise this is the story of a samurai you'll learn there is no triumph without loss so atrial keep throwing your head against the law come on [Music] [Music] this is the story of triumph and this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story [Music] get back up again another death on another day get back up again patriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrium to rise patriarchs [Music] oh what a roar this is damn it you're not the brightest stuff come on come on and get back up again [Music] where are you sarah this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story of age it's true this is the story of even the guitar i mean you're so talented [Music] this is [Music] get back up again patriarch is here to play get back up again every time i want to die penny's steamroller dude [Music] um i'm dead get focused focus focus friday this is this is the story of the greatest get back up again another death on another day get back up again get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atrial to rise [Music] okay okay game plan this is the story of the samurai this is the story of a samurai where there's no triumph without [Music] you're not the brightest of them all you'll win because you fall and get back up again [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] get back up again another death another day get back up again patriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for hvr to rise this is the story of a samurai who would not stop at any cost this is the story of a samurai keep throwing your head against the metaphor [Music] you're not the brightest [Music] this [Music] this is the story of get back up again another death on another day and get back up again it's literally every time coming i died get back up again every time the warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atriox this is the story of a samurai this is the story of a samurai where there's no triumph without loss [Music] you're this is this is the story of a this is [Music] get back up again another death another day get back up again patriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for hvr to rise atrial to rise this who would not stop at any cost this is the story of the samurai we'll keep throwing your head against the wall [Music] true this is the story of the samurai this is the story [Music] this is [Music] is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is oh yeah this is [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] this is this is [Music] this is [Music] [Music] get back up again patriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for adrian to rise patriarch to rise this is the story of a samurai who would not stop at any cost this is the story of a samurai [Music] metaphorically you're not the brightest of them all you'll win because you fall and get back up again [Music] this the is i just got a lot of timing but i can't this is the story of the greatest [Music] i'm actually panicking [Music] whatever happens don't panic roll whatever happens do not panic what's the one rule i don't care if they hit me i'd rather not roll than panic roll roll when it's going to work no panic no panic focus dodge when it makes sense to die that's it the pride is stuff this is the story of the greatest of all this is [Music] [Music] it is [Music] yep [Music] it wasn't a panic role [Music] this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story of dave this is the story of [Music] get back up again every time the warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atrial to rise [Music] this is the story of a samurai watching the guy in the back [Music] you're not the brightest of them all you'll win because you fall and get back up again where are you for the samurai this is the story of a samurai okay this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story of a trioc this is the story of dave this is the story of a patriarch this is the story of a trioc the samurai say okay [Music] [Music] rage is crazy atrial tourism who would not stop at any cost that's tough i can't jump it either this is the story of a samurai who learned there is no triumph without loss i get stunned every time i fall i land and i'm always stunned this is the story of a samurai this is the story hey i know we have a ton of gambling you don't have to do if you don't want to solve this is this probably exhausting [Music] this is the story of [Music] [Music] here to play get back up again every time the warrior dies it is dude i can't dodge this is oh god you're not the brightest uh oh my god [Music] [Music] [Music] here to play get back up again every time the warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise patriarch to rise this is the story of a samurai who would not stop at any cost this is the story of a samurai who learned there is no triumph without us [Music] is this is the story of the greatest of them all this is get back up again every time the warrior dies it is [Music] this is the story of a samurai all right wait pause i love the song but it's gonna ruin it for me let me try one without it ah goddamn dude god damn i actually have to focus it's uh it's not greed dude it's like i think i'm oh nice all right we got a full hp try at least so all right let's go give me an opening so fast give me an opening roll okay roll roll away from that yep nice hit that's it that's it dodge these okay back up yes good hit back up back up roll lose it i'm going to lose it these aoe hits are so annoying when you're melee hmm this guy's worse than the boss okay okay that i hate the scepter guy i man the scepter guy i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him man i hate him i hate him dude i hate when i hit the first guy and the center guy right behind him he does a [ __ ] massive aoe tonight hmm okay look for openings i guess look for openings look for openings is that an opening no not yet that's an opening okay this is an opening right here let's start let's start nice roll backwards [ __ ] off how you doing chat how you doing how you guys doing you guys doing all right play the music ah it's it can't right now dude you know what i should do actually is try um you know what actually might work he's switching out my [ __ ] bloody thing for the unsheathed i think uncheap is like the same range it doesn't take my health i might do a little less damage but then i wouldn't lose half my hp to myself you know i've heard great things about try finger butthole [ __ ] off all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right you having to get back to the boss with this long walk is the pain in the dick that should have been what this ring [ __ ] [ __ ] there's no roll timing that'll dodge ball lud beat this first try ludwa's level [ __ ] 200 because he farmed [ __ ] gargoyles for nine years uh okay god that again roll roll up go [Music] get it sure oh that [ __ ] move is my [ __ ] nightmare no no no no no no no no no no no no no i can do this i can do this i can actually [ __ ] do this i know that i can do it i've already killed one of them i can do it i just need the right [ __ ] situation oh nice stamina zero um dad bro if someone posts that [ __ ] have you seen my final special art project again just banned them i swear to god just ban them how the [ __ ] you think that's so funny we're 500 enemies in you made the same joke for every enemy for two games how the [ __ ] do you think that's so funny honestly this is the one that's not the one that [ __ ] separates so big double fire double fire no way i'll run it that's cool ah that was [ __ ] two-thirds of my hp giant [ __ ] okay chad i'm not gonna move on that's not how i play games i can't move on i have to do it so so haha when they try to hit me i hit him back get him back get him back yep no [ __ ] [Music] what's up poincrow hey what's up man actually just having fun playing this game did you just join on my first attempt i'm just trying this boss out this is attempt number two just uh giving it the old college tryout you know i'll give it up i'll probably try a few and then i'll move on i'm not stubborn so if i don't beat it early i'll just go and level up come back i'm pretty chill about how i play this game anyway if you're watching uh yeah just uh check out check it out good to see you point grow um no stubbornness in my game i'm so annoyed because you fall and then you're stunned even if i stun him i'd have to sit there and take a hit is what i would say if i had seen that before that's the first time i seen him he seems kind of annoying but probably not going to be a problem because i'll just beat the boss here and bada bing bada boom [Music] all right we're just gonna dodge this yep got some space not a bad start not a bad start all things considered pull ups be safe keep our distance what i realized is that the it's not even i think here okay [Music] fire yep i'm not worried about you i'm worried about him [ __ ] fire fire [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] people this guy always this guy give me some space oh lord christ oh lord christ above just just stop hitting acceptance gosh [ __ ] i got it the iframes are just so little for that not bad for a shot no hey point guard can you believe that that's pretty good huh first try i mean it looks like a pretty hard boss and i'm not leveled very well so maybe i'll give it another shot actually i can't wait for you to first try this bronze on god well it'll be a second try not quite bro i wouldn't lie about it you just saw me do my first try it wasn't now it's time for my second this guy [ __ ] is the worst i think i've only just met him and i hate him i really think he's the worst okay okay i'm not dead for whatever reason that [ __ ] got blocked oh praise above i'm living i'm living i'll take it so [Music] [ __ ] all right number three try number three try number three try number three the gree it wasn't really greed it wasn't really greed it's just that my bloody slash is a long wind-up attack and if he does the ground pound into the jab i'm stuck in that animation it is greed the greed is to only do the bloody slash when i am quite certain he's not gonna do a follow-up but it's just unfortunate because if my dodges move oh how frustrating or is this guy he's so frustrating he is really so frustrating i land and i hit him while landing and then i am stunned and he just bumped me for a third of my house yep oh lord oh lordy lordy lordy lord and lord lord lord and lord lord lord now i can't the lord and use spirit ashes i cannot use spirit ashes i cannot use spirit ashes i don't have enough mana to use blood slash if i use my entire mana bar i'm just gonna land here every time wait i thought that would work i thought that would work okay seriously though seriously though you know what though what if this is the one come on come on baby seriously what if this is the one i'm not even i'm not i'm thinking about like i'm not gonna make it and i am going to make it okay never come here with that [ __ ] thing again good start please start i am going to just court and also this [ __ ] arena is designed by a madman i tried to use my [ __ ] movement i'm dead now oh lord lord lord lord lord lord one more chance more chance though never give up never surrender [ __ ] it this is not a [ __ ] world did no damage [Laughter] it's crazy how big it is molding is hard after only three tries yeah you point chrome here's what it is honestly i just get worked up too quickly why am i getting worked up it's my third try you have to give it a couple tries before you get this crazy tell you what uh i've got a song that i've never played before that i'm gonna try playing for the first time and seeing if it helps me after this run i'll put the song on and it might help me it might give me the focus and patience i need to power through this bro if i just walked away after three like i said i was gonna do i could be out exploring the world could be having to [ __ ] time my life right on horseback riding around seeing the sights but i turned back around because i thought you know what what if i tried bloody slash and then it halfway worked and then i was hooked okay okay let's give it a try okay i have to make sure that i can't behave i have to make sure it's not a [ __ ] option okay i just i lied i lied to myself the scepter is the problem if the scepter is nearby do not fly i got not a bad setup though this guy comes after me i waited i waited i'm dead i'm certainly dead oh yes i can't argue with that that was a good hit okay not a bad start oh you're just [ __ ] kidding with that range you're actually just choking me with that [ __ ] stranger ranger oh i wish that everyone who says use spirit ashes i could line them up and punch him all in the mouth i honestly wish that just one quick [ __ ] pop dude okay oh song song goes on wait oh yeah poicro sorry i was joking by the way i don't want to punch my chatters in the mouth for giving suggestions it's a joke point crow come on have a little clap buddy i'll punch the designer of that one enemy in the mouth i'll punch that guy whoever made that that specific enemy i'm punching him in the mouth all right we're gonna put a song on we're gonna put a song on and it's gonna give me the motivation i need to beat this level okay this is the story of a samurai destined to take every boss this is the story of a samurai where there's no triumph stuff this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest this is patriarch this is [Music] is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for a patriarch to rise atriox this is the story of a samurai who would not stop at any cost this is the story of a samurai who learned there is no triumph without [Music] this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story of this [Music] here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atrial to rise [Music] destined to take on every i picked the worst boss of this this is it's a broken statue of marika and i'm [ __ ] [Music] them all you'll win because [Music] this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest stuff left [Music] [Music] [Music] get back up again patriarchy is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise patriarch to rise this is the story of the samurai okay okay you know what who would not stop at any cost this one [Music] not this one next one next one next next one keep throwing your head against this one this one though metaphor this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of a samurai oh good start this is the story of the greatest of all this is the story of a tree this is the story of a trioc this is the story of get back up again another death on another day get back up again patriarch is here to play get back up again every time the warrior dies it is [Music] lingering hitbox this is [Music] stuff [Music] this is the story of the greatest this is the story of [Music] you're [Music] patriarch is here to play get back [Music] i can't change the move the scepter move will always suck i can't just move this is the story of a samurai okay but i have to stop doing that i learned there is no triumph i can't do the moves [Music] focus come on you had it for a minute [Music] this is the story of a samurai oh what this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story of get back up again another death on another day get back up again patriarch is here to play get back up again every time the warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atrial to rise oh man you cannot hitting him actually guarantees you getting hit this is the story of a samurai destined to take this is the story of a samurai where there's no triumph without loss so atria keep throwing your head against them [Music] this is this is [Music] once they get off cycle where one of them uses a fire it's a lot easier don't fight until one of them say that you're the samurai [Music] get back up again another death another day get back up again matriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atrial fibrillation this is the story of a saturday who would [Music] so tree keep throwing your head against the metaphor [Music] you're not the brightest of them this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph this is the story [Music] this is [Music] get back up again every time the warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atrial [Music] get it this is [Music] [Music] this is the story of triumph this is the story of the greatest [Music] this is [Music] [Music] [Music] get back up again another death another day get back up again matriarch is here to play get back up again ash is [Applause] [Music] who would not stop at any call this is the story of the samurai you'll learn there is no triumph without loss so age [Music] you're not the brightest of them all you'll win because you fall and get back up again [Music] this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story of a tree this is the story of a trio [Music] dies it is time for our atrium to ride [Music] this is [Music] again all right we can do it where are you it was a little greeting i didn't i didn't know what he was going to do this is the story of trial and resolve this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story of a tree this is the story of play oh [Music] [Music] get back up again another death another day get back up again matriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial fibrillation patriarchy this is the story of a samurai who would not stop at any cost this is the story of the samurai there is no triumph without luck so later you're not the brightest of them all you'll win [Music] this is the story of the samurai this is the story of triumph this is the story of samurai this is the story of the greatest [Music] [Music] this is the story of get back up again another death on another day get back up again matriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atria to rise suicidal goblin this is the story of a samurai destined to take on every part this is the story [Music] against [Music] you're not the brightest of them all you'll win because you fall and get back up this is a story of triumph this is the story [Music] this is the story [Music] [Music] get back up again another death another day get back up again the atrium is here to play get back up again every time it is this is [Music] you're not the brightest of them all you'll win because [Music] this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph and this is the story of the samurai this is the story of the greatest [Music] get back up again another death on another day get back up again patriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise atriox this is the story of a samurai destined to take on every loss this is the story of [Music] you're not the brightest of them all you'll win because you fall and get back up against this is this is the story of the greatest this is the story of [Music] [Music] get back up again another death another day get back up again patriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise patriarchy this is the story of a samurai who would not stop at any cost this is the story of a samurai who learned there is no triumph without losses keep throwing [Music] this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of us this is the story of the greatest get back up again [Music] here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies okay pause for a bit pause for a bit because i'm losing my mind i just god damn it dude god damn it where my cam go where'd my cam go the hell what what is going on wait what dude excuse me there's are different inputs somewhere what is it oh delete that okay that was a hit stabbed nope so [Music] ah hmm why not level up i never thought of that thanks oh you mean i could just go level up and come back i've i never even crossed my mind thank you for suggesting uh that solves my problems thank you so much thank you for the eight months emily rosewood ah hmm baby what time is it i have to go okay okay okay here ordered oh i don't have work tomorrow swipe i already don't have work tomorrow um [ __ ] it shoot okay [Music] [Music] da hmm uh dude i [ __ ] hit you with a heavy attack uh oh this [ __ ] guys is the worst [ __ ] thing ever in the history of this [ __ ] game okay oh damn oh holy god damn oh come on oh [ __ ] days [Music] so uh so [Music] [Music] [Music] oh ugh so flash [Music] [Music] uh [Music] [ __ ] i hurt my hand so bad oh [ __ ] so so please yes yes [ __ ] yes [ __ ] god [ __ ] yes yes [ __ ] yes this is the story of a samurai destined to take on every boss this is the story of a samurai where there's no triumph thank you for the tier one oh thank you oh my god [Music] this is the story of a samurai this is the story of triumph and resolve this is the story of a samurai this is the story of the greatest of them all this is the story of a tree this is the story of adrian this is trioc this is the story of a trioc the samurai saiyan [Music] get back up again another death another day get back up again matriarch is here to play get back up again every time a warrior dies it is time for atrial to rise patriarch to rise this is the story of the samurai who would not stop at any cost i'm going to bed this i'm going to bed thank you thank you for watching i'll be back tomorrow with more streams i don't have work oh i'm so happy i'm so happy i'm so happy that i beat it ah i'm so [ __ ] happy i beat it feels good dude that's what i live for i live for that you do the same thing over and over and over and over and people call it insanity and then one time it works and then one time it works over and over and over and over and then one time and then one time something clicks and it goes a little bit different and it works okay good night good night good night good night can i can i can i much love i'm not raiding anybody watch whatever you want have a great fantastic night if i don't see you again have a great weekend yes

hello welcome to another episode of Doug oh there's like a shadow now interesting I've moved my lights around I should be more lit notice how white I am now oh twitch immediately froze am I live oh there we go so he's so bright I'm so lit look at how lit I am it's stream is [ __ ] lit bro anyway yo hello I want to finish watching football uh that's incorrect it's called soccer you use the correct American term and then you come back [Music] here it's a ghost I don't look that white I moved the lights around a bunch now they're like out there as opposed to like right here so I I think I look more more lit you know what I mean fellas hey you [ __ ] King i hearby v to ha you this day godp speed Tero you look tired and pale I do not look pale this is like well lit the the lighting is more balanced than it was I mean I do look really bright but that's fine it's a good thing whoa are you a ghost literally look just well lit hey Doug I'm from the future and currently rewatching the VOD of this stream can you do something unpredictable to change the fabric of time itself you look quite pale uh I'm going to do something unpredictable by not doing something unpredictable like you asked hey therefore I was just getting into coding ask a question what does it mean when you hey that's a good question let me really dive into that where is Tony he's so pale I can't tell if you has a shirt on okay you guys are [ __ ] with me but the lighting does look good right it better than it Shad ended gloriously Oswalt carrying and then Tony coming in for the win thank you everybody was complaining that it was rigged but it was a great ending we'll probably just I probably just won't do predictions for things like that in the future DN players with it should be an i dungeon master we can manipulate it could take over for your job there there's two D and D things I want to do soon hey Doug hope you're doing well I like there's sh usual BTW is there a story behind your Odyssey desktop wallpaper do you particularly like odsy I do particularly like Odyssey uh I sped ran it for a while and then I just took this picture and I thought it was nice and I don't know hey Doug when do you plan on doing path of pain God also have you heard of the game have a nice death I think you'd like it uh good question I don't know look I'm going to be honest I have a confession and you guys might have picked up on this already all of the ideas that I have right now all the streams I want to do are just AI I was looking at my list yesterday the top like 30 ideas that I'm interested in are all AI based and I've always tried to not Overkill a a single concept too much but it's so hard with AI cuz I just love it too much and it's so entertaining and clearly most people enjoy it as well because the viewerships higher during it but like I do feel like [ __ ] I got to vared up so okay you you asked about doing Hollow night path of pain I want to do hollow night path of pain and then I have all these ideas for just having an AI do funny things with you guys in the background but then I'm like well then it's like get another AI thing you know what I mean so it's like yeah I feel like I should I feel obligated to mix it up and not have everything be AI but then at the same time it's like what I'm actually interested in doing right now there is another DND I have though that I want to start doing as well which is not AI can an AI create predictions by analizing the stream that's funny that's a good idea F me that's very good I'm going to write that down cuz like the predictions will probably suck like I just send them a screenshot of what's currently happening they like make a prediction okay yeah that's good that's good have an AI Design Channel point predictions every two minutes and then we just have to figure out what they are uh do this by having it look at screenshots of the um of OBS all right cool um I'll explain what I'm doing today today's okay chill ass low energy I didn't sleep well I'm actually feeling pretty good right now but I assume I'll crash at some point cuz I slept not good the heat is [ __ ] with my my brain and body so look it's going to be chill it's going to be low it's going to be boring all right or it's going to be like 30 minutes tops no probably not 30 minutes but like not that long okay so don't get your don't get excited don't get hyped up it's going to be boring okay boring stream in fact oh let me add a disclaimer hay representative from Muk we know about that unlit thing you did FRFR on God you pale Bard man bring King Tony King of New York back on God I do okay well Tony King okay let me explain boring do not watch your eyes the last stream ended well and it was a great time it was also rigged okay chat that's true bye I love you all right bye Chad I love you um okay no well we're actually doing I I'm am I'm really excited about this idea replace chat with i for your YouTube no matter how hard you try or how much she want to the funny thing is I feel like I could literally completely replace me at this point wait okay you know good ide you're looking pretty uppercase today unfortunately can you please add a lower case Doug next to you so us a lower casions can understand low occasions that's is that racist um oh wait what's the thing I just said right before oh I was going to say something else oh oh we should okay we should do a series of streams where like every stream has more and more of what I normally do replaced with AI and like it's a funny way right it's like a funny thing but you know it's like now twitch chat is talking to an AI which is then doing dungeon master stuff which is then responding to donations there's like all these AIS doing this stuff and then eventually we get to a point where I'm just not in a YouTube video and then we see if anybody notices you know like as long as it's a really gradual transition like maybe we'll maybe we'll get new viewers on YouTube who literally don't think that there's a human involved that'd be so funny can we hire somebody else to stream the only 24-hour stream I was considering doing is that I set up Barack Obama's hands to play Pokemon and then um and then I just let the Stream Run until he like beats a gym which might take months like if I ever want to go on a vacation for like four to five months I think I would do that um I'm going to explain what we're doing shortly um I am going to give it a few more minutes for people to trickle in because once I start explaining this I feel like it'll be hard to reex explain it easily can you buy dice with this money so you can be a real DND D instead of a fake loser who doesn't eat dice for breakfast and dinner and sleeps on Anor Mala mattress and not a mattress of dice do you know I've never played inperson D and D no that's not true I've done two imperson D sessions but 99% of it has been online I went to get a follow up on my jaw treatment earlier and when talking about how pain can come from different places the example my doctor used was I kid you not divorce could he be a dug tuug fan you just subbed for years $6 value all for only with the answer was like a buzzer basketball the answer was in the ab4 time expired great ending very pogy thank you thank you all right uh I will probably explain what we're doing now I don't have a 5-year alert yet or 5year sub bat path of pain laxative speedrun and replacing what we say with i w yeah I mean at some point we can we could replace everything with AI I do want to retain a hey Doug my cousin Tony King of New York recently left for pizza never came back do you know where he is oh uh yo he's over at Mama scoliosis is having some of that um lasagna hi how was the shift at Wendy's send my regards to Doug thanks who all right let me pause alert uh are people here are you here you're here yeah there people are here 5,000 people here that's fine all right I need to explain what we're doing um this is probably going to need multiple explan essentially this is the type of thing that I would typically do off stream where I would think about it a lot and and like get the core thing working and then maybe I do a little bit with you guys and I've done of that but for the most part I'm just going to instead of taking today off stream and doing this I'm just going to do a bunch of it on stream so what exactly are this well the idea that I had is that you know how in a rogue like game like slay the Spire hold on please hold while I'm pulling this up I'll get an alert you should give all the ey characters OD disintegrate Gunner with three shots each The Twist is that the guns just send the enemies into the future at the final encounter so basically the more they use the gun the harder the last encounter will be these are not oh there we go uh maybe let me let me explain what my thought is first Doug will you ever replace chat with AI or do you love us too much um no comment hey Doug stream idea which can be used for the current stream as well while coding if there's any error then the Stream ends that is not likely to be a very long stream I'm not saying that's a bad idea I'm just saying it's not likely to be a long stream okay so I was thinking about Dungeons and Dragons so um there there's two Dungeons and Dragons Concepts that I want to explore both of which will take a little bit of time one is that I want to have a sort of chat versus chat concept um where I bring in guests and they recruit people from chat and then they do like a series of mini battles and I think that would be really cool and I'm excited about that idea that does not involve AI at all um so that's also something I want to do but that will take a little more prep and then it by definition will involve coordinating with other streamers um so that I think will be really fun but um before that I want to do uh the so I was thinking about okay how could we do Dungeons and Dragons with an AI where the AIS are the players again this is not to say the only Dungeons and Dragons I'm going to do is with AIS but I I think it's it's an interesting concept of having AIS play Dungeons and Dragons so what does that look like and then I thought okay maybe instead of Designing one single campaign that the a that the AI players have to go through what if we make it like a Rog like okay so the idea is that instead of like just creating a linear campaign that goes from A to B instead kind of like a map from slay the Spire which is like a Rog like it's random they're given like random scenarios and they can and sort of choose What scenario to go in but the core idea is that instead of making like five scenes that are set in stone we make like 20 or 30 that are kind of templates and then what we do is that instead of viewing it as a single stream we view it as like we get to do attempts at getting through the DN campaign so every single stream we would as like collectively you and me chat would design three AI we design their personality how they fight what they do so we build three characters and then we send them out into this D and D world that we've set up and see if they can make it to the end so the idea is instead of one one single stream we've set up a concept where we can rerun it multiple times and depending on the personalities and what happens that we see how far they can get um I think it's a really cool idea so that's what I'm starting to think about we are prompt Engineers yeah exactly so I think cuz like there'd be like two elements of Randomness right it's like what the AI three elements it's like what the AIS choose to do what personalities they've been given and what scenarios they they come up against So in theory um so I've been looking into some like map making tools like dungeon Alchemist or dungeon draft um and so what I would like to do today is pitch this to you guys and then um come up with a general idea of how this would work so um specifically we need to figure out the following uh let me put on more music bam consider it pitched no I've pitched for sure no we're we we've gotten pitched actually let me uh let me make a new okay so there's a couple things that we need to do first off I've explained the general concept next up we need to figure out like what is the overall game structure of this like what does this actually mean um I have some ideas for like they have to beat like five gems I'll explain this in a sec then what how do I make the maps dungeon draft dungeon Alchemist shitty Microsoft Paint so like how would I actually design each sort of scene or room that they would engage with and then lastly what are the random scenarios I have a bunch uh that I've either gbt or thought of myself um and then we could actually pick what they are and um and then I could start building them off screen and then we can you know get into uh making this thing actually happen so what I would like to do today is like come up with the general plan kind of specific structure of how this stream concept works and then uh and then I will build out the assets that I need to off of off stream and then in theory maybe later this week we can we can send it and do a round of it so that is what's happening okay we're not down we're not talking about paint yet so first off the overall game structure and let me actually write a little bit of this in texted down at the bottom [Music] um hey Doug your content is the best and I enjoy your chaotic energy thanks thank you I appreciate it uh designing a I personally believe that it's okay to eat babies they're delicious and they can't defend themselves so I kidnap and eat babies almost every week just kidding I didn't include a message in my donation and so de put this message into the code to slander me a lot of people eat babies in our community it turns out it's a 2E subscription please let one of the players be Chris SN a broken bar also scanning for thinker print uh what am I writing down here um we are Portugal s this may or may not be true because of TTS delay does Rogue like d andd campaign for AIS yeah I think that's all we I don't need thanks for specifically pinging me in the Discord that you were about to stream you're welcome oh did I ping the wrong person or something hey Doug related to the Obama plays Pokémon recently the P plays Pokémon has finally beat the first Rival Battle after 2.5 years all right by Doug guy love you not though it is annoying that people naming themselves early gang in the community or in the Discord and making me ping them every now and then just also I don't to explosively poopy diapers and over time start talking about more until you and diarrhea Doug are indistinguishable and just have him take over an entire stream yeah I mean we can do that we can definitely have people [ __ ] themselves all right I I will give a heads up this is the type of stream where I'm going to be talking a lot so I'm going to have the alerts paused a lot so if you're trying to use text to speech as a way to get your opinion in about whatever we're currently talking about it's probably going to be really far behind so I would recommend just typing in chat because I'm more likely to see that um let us begin um we got to figure out structure in fact let me actually put that in the currently figuring out the structure of the campaign timer we don't there's nothing there is no time there's no time what hey Doug how do you get the three eyes to talk to each other is each ey stored in a dictionary or something along those lines I'm an office programmer and I tried doing this before with three separate programs but it didn't work as fluid as what you had any nerdy advice is appreciated love you um it it there's three different threads for what I did last time um there's three different threads so each one is a thread that has a agent class that's doing a run function um and then this run function is basically waiting until it's activated by another thread and then it does the whole conver it does its whole process and it updates the other a chat history so each one there are three different threads that are all doing their own thing and then they just interact with each other I I don't know if that clarifies what is different from how you're doing it um okay ideas how do we want to do this so in theory we would come up with subscrition that's cash in the trash in theory we would come up with let's say 20 or 30 scenarios that can be sort of swapped out the scenarios could be um we could have like the I don't know how to to draw this well so it could be so let's say we could have um the setting is chosen randomly right the setting is chosen randomly and then the NPCs in the setting are also chosen randomly NPCs and then there's some sort of twist I this is not being written out very well and then there's some sort of twist that we decide so with every single scenario that they go into we would say okay here's the random setting they're on a bridge over you know over a giant like um Cliff or something and then here are the random people who are there and what they want and then here's something that we you and me decide is going to be different based on the characters and their personalities and and what's happened so far um I'm although on the other hand maybe we just want to have each scenario be okay I'm I'm not like not I'm not organizing this well I'm I'm diving into the scenarios already um Hil start high level I got to focus focus what is the broad goal of what they are trying to do this is too happy of music what is the broad goal of what they're trying to do in theory it could be like they are trying to get through five different scenarios and if they can survive in all five scenarios then they win the campaign and congratulations our team actually made it to the end in theory it's like these are just picked randomly right so each one of these scenarios is picked randomly from our pool of random scenarios um and then maybe the very last one is always the same like this is the boss and the boss is always the same I'm not asking for specific scenarios right now uh we're asking for the high level structure of how the game works um there it could just be like this that it's a linear right so we start and we say okay here's the first scene that you have entered AIS here's the second scene right and so they go through these one at a time um and they're trying to progress through them another option is that they we could have it be more like um like a slay the Spire type of thing where the scenarios are instead of being picked randomly they get to decide where to go next so we're like hey this is uh on One path you have a scenario where there's a a creaky bridge and over here there's a Tavern that looks like there's a party going on what do you want to do and so we kind of give them options um and in this case we would probably set the map up one time and then they're just picking the route through the map right so instead it would be kind of like the the um the paint total improv D and D where there's like a a fork that they go up and that would be sort of similar to slay the Spire where you're given it's a randomly generated map but it's it's like a tree yeah so it's like a tree that they choose to progress through um and that way like they decide how they want to progress through the sort of world I guess um and each decision that they make like it's it's you know you're going to like this scene is always going to be like the cave scene or whatever and then you know maybe it like gets back up the uh these go back up here to this scene and these go to this scene or whatever and this goes to this scene or this scene and then all of these go to the final boss boss I think the I think the final boss should always be like a consistent thing but in theory we we always start the AIS with like scenario one or maybe they pick maybe this is like the start of the game like we're like okay you are here where do you want to go next and then at this point they are they're like we want to go left or we want to go right and they pick from there um let me read again I am not asking for ideas about what the scenarios are uh it's that's we we'll get to that that's later right now we're trying to figure out what the structure of this is I like the decisions one the only the only downside for with this kind of structure is that some of these are going to be less likely to be picked you know whereas whereas if it's like totally random um if by contrast um it they just go from one block to the next and it's like they don't make a decision but each block is picked randomly like one out of 30 different scenarios right um the benefit of this one is each scenario has a the equal chance of being chosen but it does feel like it's a Jesus it's a little bit less of an adventure to like see what they do I could I feel I feel like both have pros and cons to be honest uh are there any strong thoughts about this or or if there's any other ideas quality over quantity I mean so again like I think the idea is either way we're I'm going to come up with like 20 different scenarios and it's really just how they choose to progress through this like I so for for people who missed it earlier the the idea is that they I want this to be a stream that is repeatable right that it feels like it's different every time so I don't want a situation where they're just picking the same couple scenarios every time even though it would be different inherently because they are um they are different every time like we would for people who missed it we would design three new AI characters at the beginning every stream and then we see how they do and what they choose to progress through um chose categories not scenarios yeah go in Tavern or dungeon yeah I guess we could do that as well so there's like some degree of Randomness I I feel like for Simplicity there's some degree of like wanting it to be really clear to the viewer you guys of what's Happening um if it it depends how many streams you want this to go for I don't know I I would assume at least like three streams I would want to try this because this feels very repeatable and fun um too too happy random I mean yeah cuz I could also if we do this tree approach I could randomize the placement of everything it doesn't have to [Music] um you know we can we can swap all of the the placement so that they that way it's like uh it it's not like if they always happen to go kind of right left right left right left it's always the same ones so essent we would pick like 20 we would design 20 scenarios in advance we would put them onto the board and then sort of at the beginning of every stream I would just Cas in the trash you know in this case it's 10 I would just swap where they all are maybe we start with like 10 scenarios to keep it simpler but um I kind of what I this is the type of idea where I feel like I I want to get a rough draft just like made without putting in a ton of work because I feel like once we try this concept we'll have ideas about how to make it better so I don't need to like immensely overanalyze things but yeah different classes of scenarios yeah so that's another idea is instead of saying this is scenario 10 this is this is where you have to like talk to this King inside of a castle it's just sort of like oh to the right you see a castle and then it picks from a group of different Castle scenarios um let's do a poll so option one is it's just like oh oh another thing to kind of think about how many scenarios do we think we should go through my thought is five so the idea is like from the start of the campaign to the end they have to complete five total rooms and that is largely based off of the two Dungeons and Dragons campaigns that I've done on stream so far um which gives us a nice like four to five hour long stream um so if we did five it would be like four random ones and then the fifth is like a final boss that's more consistent five is all right okay so the idea is like either this looks like [ __ ] hold on let me get some alerts going in background hey Doug first time donating hello thanks for the great entertainment over the past few years less than three you're welcome thank you for en joying so the idea is that it would be like you have to beat scenario one and then if you survive you scenario something like the quy where you and twitch chat take turns on making decisions and you do a punishment each time a character dies uh I have not but that that could be fun it's a good idea and then you go to boss hey Doug I met you at open source and you stole my Sharpie I tried to ask for it back but you sucka punched me and told me to get lost that second part is can I have it back it was my ex-wife's and meant a lot to me no I fought you in Fair combat it's mine now I did accidentally steal somebody's Sharpie though that is true um okay so are we in agreement it seems like most people are on board with this the idea is that in every campaign they have to survive and get through each like one scenario and then scenario two and then scenario three and then scenario four and then the final boss scenario and these first four are random and the final boss is like consistent um cuz that way I can just plan one interesting final boss um again this might be a tree structure or it might be random like this but the the the number of them is five Okay so we have a couple options here for how the structure of this would work it's like a reverse binary tree yeah basically um although I'd want the tree to like re like to come back in so it' be more of like a diamond all right what structure of the campaign so we could do five randomly chosen scenarios or or four randomly chosen scenarios than the boss so in this case option one is I basically just say okay okay AI you are here this is what's happening and we just pick between we just pick one in one out of the the the 30 scenarios to go and then they don't really pick anything after scenario one they automatically get moved to scenario two which I've picked randomly from 30 uh from 30 different options if they beat all four they move on to the boss who's consistent that's option one um another is uh they progress through a tree then the boss so this would be uh this situation where they start here and I say hey here's what you have to the left here's what you have to the right um and then if they survive this one then they get to pick the next two and and so on and eventually after four rounds of it they would make their way to the boss uh this would be very similar to slay the Spire for people who have that um knowledge or you know any of these games that have this type of like you know inscription or whatever um they progress through a tree than the boss um and then I think the other idea is like progress through a tree of random scenar of like random themes than the boss so this is similar to this tree concept the idea though is that instead of saying hey AIS this is a scenario where you're in a Tavern and you have to like stop a bar fight and this is a scenario where you have to talk to Merchants over a bridge instead I just say hey to your right right there's a Tavern and to your left there's a castle you don't like tell them what is actually there and then it's randomized within that so it would be like this is chosen one of the five random Castle scenarios this is one of the five random Tavern scenarios the downside about this is I don't know if I'm going to have like that many scenarios like I ideally I want to make 20 so I don't know if this makes I feel like we would need like a 100 different scenarios for that to work but I mean people are really excited about that concept we can do that Boulders Gate 3 but chat controls another character and chat God picks a new chatter every five minutes I still haven't played uh balers gate I really would like to okay so a lot of people are doing this the the EP fake dug using today is really good but thought he would make sure it wasn't bald why are people so excited about this one Rosa just died so she will be in heaven with God in the Sam slash and your hairline the AI has more freedom not really it's so hold on this sounds like you want to milk this idea because you're feeling lazy and don't feel like coming up with new ideas I I assume you're being factious but I actually think this is a really really creative cool idea um but it is also true that it's it would be nice to have some um it'd be nice have stream ideas that I can repeat multiple times that have variety with them because um as you may have noticed more and more of the streams I'm doing are requiring a bunch of prep time and coding and it's but then I only get to do one stream out of them so if I can do a stream where there's like really genuine uh variety and interest while still having the same core like structure set up that would be great because then I can just do more streams um okay let me just explain the kind of difference here of what of what option one versus option two is or sorry excuse me option three versus option two option yeah sorry my brain's not good today right I told you I'm tired and I'm dumb okay so what we're going to say is the the players start here right and then we're going to tell them okay you can go left and here's a scenario or a scene or whatever and you can go or sorry right or you can go left and here's a scenario uh and then from here this branches off into multiple right this branches off in the multiple and so on um so in either case it sounds like we're set on a tree we're happy about a tree okay um the question is which is each one of these slots in the tree an exact predetermined scenario or is it picked randomly from a category um so option one is that I say hey AI to the left there is a Tavern there is a Tavern now to the AI this is a Tavern regardless um I'm just going to say there's a Tavern to your left and the question is whether I have decided in advance we know that this is scenario a or are do we is this one of three potential scenarios a b or [Music] c uh and then we pick randomly from the from the AI perspective I'm still just going to say there's a Tavern um but the question is do we know exactly what that scenario is in advance or am I picking randomly from a group the the the challenge with this is that I need to have like three different oops I need to have three different um like Tavern scenarios I feel like that if if it's pulled randomly from a pool I guess then we would have multiple T okay so we did this version with like it pulling random we would need to have multiple taverns so that this would also be a Tavern [Music] and this is like castle and over here is also Castle so like there's categories right where we have Tavern and then we've decided three scenarios in advance for the tavern we have like a b and c um and then we have castle and we have these different like maybe you know six or seven different like themes um Etc [Music] and so the theme would appear multiple times on the tree and then it picks randomly from one of the scenarios within that theme does that make sense stop trying to talk of talk us out of it the more scenario this isn't it's not more or less scenarios like it's not it's the same number of total scenarios I I'm not understanding why you guys are really passionate about this version this feels more confusing like from a viewer perspective versus just saying like this is the scene where you do this is scene a and then scene B is over here and this is Castle scene a and this is Castle scene B rather than having having it be random it's not more reusability because it's the same total number of scenes regardless it's just whether it's it's the same thing we it's it's exactly the same is just rearranging the map there is no difference if I just take the whole tree and then rearrange the placement of all of them that's the exact same thing three is still better it does no it's the same this is it's not any different I Doug I think you're confused no I'm not I'm say we want chaos it's not actually different the three is more than two yeah no I do know that but make a poll for two or three but so okay dud I just want to make sure people understand what's going on the difference is that if we have 10 scenarios in advance we put the placement of the 10 randomly in advance alternatively we have like themes placed randomly and the themes are then picked randomly from a pool but it's the same thing I have to design the same number of scenarios if you don't like three why did you make an option well cuz we're talking about it yeah you're right if okay this option this option is boring if the order is the same every time but if before every stream I mix up the order then it's the same thing I mean we can vote on it what do you want tree with specified slots that randomly change tree with General slots that randomly change it's like the same thing it's just the same like it it just arguably this is more confusing of a solution because then I need to be like oh now we go to the tavern pool I'm ignoring democracy Trey get out of here oh wait no you voted for what I want Trey you're what stay [Music] here this is dumb you're dumb how dare you have you heard of peglin it's a rogue like Peggle game I sure have all right I am glad that we had this long discussion I will now promptly ignore everything you guys have asked me for and we're doing my okay the the main point here is that we picked a tree okay and we can decide how the tree Works later look I receptive to talking about this later once we've come up with the scenes we'll come back to this later on the The key thing look you don't have to be upset because the key thing is that the tree won yeah we tree tree where's the tree gang at yeah boo not it's still a tree it's literally a tree tree you're going to be fine okay um so to recap the structure of the campaign of what we are doing is that we are going to have um we're going to have the AI start hello why are you doing this why are you making noises instead of the AIS are going to have a starting location they are going to get to choose to go left or right in the tree this will be a randomly filled scenario that they get to choose from the tree will then expand uh maybe we do like four like this and let me actually just make this look decent tell you what we can even change how the tree looks in between each one so this is round one this is round two let's say round three goes has this option and this but also has this [Music] option uh and this goes here and this goes to these two I don't know and then we'll do uh round four is here hello douglas douglas long time viewer first time caller how do you think I should ask chat out on a date thanks a bunch kiss kiss [Music] uh politely oh my God Doug bend your head down again it's a Christmas miracle Terry said gray hair in the baldness also we should collect seven pages into of Slender and Dragons I was thinking gems but hold on I'll explain what that [Music] means hey have you considered taking suggestions for new stream music also here a suggestion for some stream music there's some old mobile game called hyperflex with the best first level song ever shafted by purely gray probably not copyright mobile games are shockingly copyright heavy they like to put copyright stuff in their games I just wanted to waste bits have some bits I found on the floor love you I don't want your your garbage bits all right this is like when you go to an arcade and you find like free tokens under like grimy gooey tokens underneath the arcade machines it's like leave the but I realized lots of other people probably also do that en your six cumulative dollars I will still be leaving the stream though sorry it's all good thanks SK all right so um this is the beginning and then this is uh this is round one this is round two this is round three this is round four and this is final round five okay I need more music so you guys think this is an exciting stream because it's not okay so this is not visually very clear is it burn the tree not my tree it's a good this isn't even the part that we were debating the tree itself is the same okay so the idea is that we will have we will Design three AIS and we will tell them okay you are here to your left is a whatever and to your right is a whatever if they manage to survive this scenario scenario a uh then from a they get to choose oh do you want to go to C or D and if they survive e they get to go e or F sorry if they survive B then they get to choose whether to go to e or F and then the tree will sort of advance past here uh F I literally forgot the alphabet A B CDE e f g h i j okay L cool so this would mean we have what 1 2 3 4 5 six 10 oh I missed one uh this is z uh so what this is 10 we have like 13 scenarios or something like this you missed I'm not play this isn't like a first person shooter so this is the general structure of how we would do this I would make this look a little bit nicer obviously um um but in general it's like they have to make it through and succeed in five different scenarios to make it to the boss and then they see if they win see and even if you think this is a bad um stream listen to the music see isn't this exciting should we have a starting scenario so all right now we need to pick what is what is the like theme of what they're doing right so in each scenario and we're going to come up with the scenarios shortly we're starting to come up with like what specifically they're doing in each one of these like levels right maybe I should call it levels instead of scenario so if we go if they go to level a we're going to give them a goal it's like okay you have to cross a bridge or whatever but what if um I feel like we it could be like you have to collect four gems in order to unlock the boss chamber or something because a lot of the scenarios that I'm coming up with I think um I think that uh what is probably going to be most interesting with having a play Dungeons and Dragons is not really combat I think it's more going to be them choosing weird interactions with people and then combat can happen right um so if for example they go to a bridge over a river and there's Merchants that demand that they buy or sell a very valuable item before they'll be allowed to pass the bridge the bridge is incredibly creaky and seems like it might snap at any moment this to me is like a cool scenario right it's it's not really about um it's not really about uh combat right it's more combat can happen if they choose to like attack the merchants or whatever but it's more about like how do they choose to deal with the different um you know variables at play here and so um they will fight the bridge I mean we don't know what they're going to do um so if there's a scenario like this I think what would be helpful is to give the AI a very clear goal if each scenario is kind of arbitrary it's just like oh you can just leave at any point that's I feel like it's going to be kind of too confusing um by by contrast what we could do is say every scenario has a precious gem or something right a precious gem that they must acquire then they can move on so each scenario would be like okay the merchants have a gem that they are willing to give to the AIS right um and that way it's very clear to the AIS like this is what you need to do can the goal be to burn the tree they can if there's a tree they can burn it down if they want um an anal bead so it's less about the precious gem and more the idea that instead of having a totally different goal with each level or scenario we're we give them a very specific thing which is like you have to do this and then if you do this you can move on and I think that that will be um I think that that will be better than uh than having it be vague so I'm curious what what would people think am I am I crazy here uh or am I really smart whether it's a gem or whatever it doesn't matter but like giving them a specific thing they have to collect right because alternatively it's like you here's a bridge you have to get past the bridge and we could definitely do that um I it's just going to be kind of vague right it's like okay a prison they get trapped in they have to find a way out like that's a cool idea but then it's like at what point are they escaped from prison it might be kind of hard for the AI to understand that for a human it would be easy but for an AI it might be like you have to get the the gem and the thing um you know they're trapped in a Tavern that's being attacked on all side by vampires they must survive 10 turns before daylight saves them um it might be easier to be like if you guys survive 10 turns then you get this gem rather than telling them you have to survive oh this one's pretty clear for the AIS but um like a party where everybody is masked they must find the leader of the party in the party in order to escape and must figure out who he is this is kind of a half-baked idea but like uh you know there's like this weird interesting thing um that they have to do and then maybe in this case we say the party leader has the gem so we I would kind of like reframe every scenario so that there's a very very clear thing they have to do this is normally a little this would be kind of boring and railroad for for human players but I think for AI it's probably good um okay what is the goal in each scenario scario it could be custom made uh for example depends on the scenario so with each scenario it's like you just have to accomplish this specific goal um acquire a specific item if we do like a gem if we do acquire a specific item then um then like every scenario we would design around that of like you have to do a thing to get the Gem and then you can move on the gems are how they pay taxes right now we're talking the highle like format of this not the specific of what they're trying to do so we can just say burn five trees we can say that the overall scenario is that they're in a tree that's on fire or something why don't we get to play I mentioned ear at the beginning of the stream I have a I have a d andd idea that involves human players and this one involves AI players um right now I want to try this one but I'm working on the other one too with option one they're actions could be more nuanced this is true I'm just worried it so it's basically the question is do we want to give them a really really specific goal in each scenario or leave it open-ended right if they go into a Tavern here's here's my concern if we're like you enter a Tavern and there's two guys at the bar who are in a huge fight and they're just like totally you know yelling at each other and the bartender desperately trying to stop them from fighting what do you choose to do right in a normal D andd campaign it'd be kind of obvious of like okay go interact with the people and like see what's up and maybe maybe ask them what's happening but what if one of the AIS is just like I leave I leave the tavern are they done did they just did they okay cool you did it you beat option A and now you you win and you go off to option C that that's my concern is like they just won't engage with it if there isn't a really specific thing they have to accomplish then they might just leave um whereas if it's like no you have to get the thing then it would like they can still we give them a lot of options for how to get the thing it is little bit railroad I guess yeah I'm just trying to figure out here I mean I can show you some of the other scenarios I've thought of go to museum there are precious artifacts that'll power them up there's a huge security Golem who will attack them if they take it this is another scenario where it's like okay that's a funny situation right do they choose if is do one of the AI try to steal one of the items and then the security Golem is attacking them and then do they run or whatever but they could just leave you know they could just they could just leave um so like in a situation like this what incentive do they have to steal anything you know you know I mean you know you know what I mean yeah yeah is there a way to make them crazy so for people who missed the beginning the con the whole concept of this stream idea is that we we're going to like make this map of random scenarios in advance and then the part that we're doing you and me is at the beginning we will Design three personalities so we're going to make three totally ridiculous characters who have different goals and decision making and and incentives and all that and then we're going to see if those three people can make it upwards through the whole campaign so we're going to design people who are presumably a little bit nuts um but because they're going to be kind of insane um that's my concern is like if they're totally if they are totally like lunatic people then they're they might just not do anything and never accomplish any goal and that's what I'm concerned about why don't we test this on one of your AIS well cuz they're going to be different every time we we want this to be as flexible as possible which sounds like you'd want it to be as open-ended as possible but I think you kind of need guard rails because the AI personalities are going to be so all over the [Music] place if they don't succeed I guess it could just be that yeah they don't get bonuses so okay that's interesting what if instead of trying to if with every level that they go into instead of you are in scenario a you must acquire the precious gemerald um other and once you get it you can move on to scenario D we could just be like there is an item that will help you in the final boss so it's like in scenario a they could just leave but there is a sword or whatever and they can try to get the sword and then if they get the sword that means in the final boss they'll actually have something to attack with the quantum gemerald I mean we can give the sure the sword can have a gemerald or whatever cuz that way it is funny if they go into scenario a and there's a Tavern and there's two people fighting and then they just leave and they just move on so it's like okay great you made it to round two but you didn't like make yourself any better the the the challenge with that is that then we also basically need to have like a whole difficulty system that sounds really cool on paper but then like how difficult is the boss is it like he has 10 hearts and then with each thing they get it's it's going to do more damage or [Music] like and then we still have to Define yeah and then we have to come up with like a shitload of different things that means there's like tons of different stuff that we have to come up with to make this work I'm trying to have this not be like a a gargantuan large project um so that I can just get going with it but if anyone has anyone in the AI cast magic Missile what's up T not yet we're getting there but one of the per when we design the AI personalities one of them can just the only words he knows how to say is I cast magic Missile um cuz it could okay let's let's let's propose two general scenarios here okay scenario one they have to collect the the precious gemerald from every scenario that is a beautiful looking gem beautiful um wow I want that gemerald uh so there is like a key or a gem or something in every scenario that they have the option to get um so we give them a specific thing that each scenario has it's kind of like uh it's kind of like you know how in the old N64 games like banjo kazui you'd go talk to an NPC and they'd be like oh if you help me find my son he's out snowboarding if you bring him back I'll give you this Jiggy like all the people in the world just like have these things or it's like like Mario Odyssey or something for if you're younger where you know random NPCs will just be like hey do this task for me and then I'll give you the thing that you need to save the world in theory each of the NPCs here are like have a Quantum gemerald okay uh and then gemerald sure they have a gald um and they have to get four of them to unlock the boss chamber so that is option one you must acquire four items to unlock the boss and option two which I think is good in that it's like very structured and clear it's it's also very like easily creatable right now that's not going to take a [ __ ] ton of time to do um each scenario or each scenario has a custom bonus that helps with the boss so in this one each scenario is a little more flexible of like hey if you want to this uh location here has some sort of like sword that will make the boss easier um you can choose to engage with it or not I think this is oh man some downsides about that is it's more likely that we that the AIS are just going to like Blitz through a bunch of these scenarios without doing anything but then it is really funny man there's a lot of pros and cons here uh hope to see a twitchcon yeah I'll be a twitch con T I will or the San Diego one not uh not reram which is over right now anyway so that's probably obvious could mix them both well how do we mix them both I feel like you you kind of need to pick one of the other either there's like a thing they need to acquire from every scenario to unlock the boss or there's something that can help them and then if they get it they move on um so the challenge with an item that helps him in the boss is we then need to figure out like what does that actually mean it becomes more about the rules of D and and balancing it rather than uh like balancing the game because then it's like okay what does the boss have like 10 hearts and then if you get a weapon it now does two hearts instead or you increase the number of Hearts you have or something it if we do if we do this version where it's largely about scenar like a bonus at HS of the boss the whole the overall Vibe becomes it's about a boss fight and prepping for a boss fight it's less about the kind of weird Journey as they get there which is not right or wrong it's just different um yeah or the boss is weakend or whatever yeah my concern I just feel like this adds a lot of complexity like custom bonuses the help of B I think that's really cool but that's like designing a legitimate like video game where we need to really have like a lot of numbers and stuff yeah yeah that's a good way of putting it Brad like scenario one like you have to acquire four items to unlock the boss is like old Zelda where it's like you must do this and then this and then this and then this and now you're at the boss this is like breath of the wild where you can go straight to Ganon but you're probably [ __ ] and the more time you spend like you know gearing up and getting weapons and leveling up and whatnot the the better it'll be um but it's funny if the AI just makes their life way worse but also then it's kind of stupid if they go through this and they get to the boss and it's just impossible and we know they're going to die and it's like kind of a waste of time as well uh okay I'm going I feel like we're we were pretty split on this right let me redo the vote I don't want to just do mini bosses because I want to I want to not lean into combat too much I think combat would be the most boring element of this I think it'd be far more interesting of them deciding [ __ ] to do with people so in general I'm trying to like it's not to say there isn't going to be combat combat but I want to not have that be like a core part of what's going on well no it will be a core part not have that be like over 50% of what's Happening I'll put it that way like less common you know what I mean my careers advisor asked me who was my inspiration and I said you long uh they might have been concerned your job prospects Dy but you start at level 20 then as the game progresses you Del level and I'll level one to two by the final fight you can do that okay let's start with this what I what I'm trying to do a little bit right now could we try crowdsourcing voice models I have a decent deep voice for TTS and I volunteer okay love you Doug say it all right bye Doug I love you um yeah I might do that at some point of having uh of a of of crowdsourced voices um okay we're gonna go with option one you have to acquire four items to unlock the bus however this whole conversation today is about getting a first draft of this thing made I want to just get a version of this done because then and ideally we lean on simpler decisions because if we get a first version of this done we can see how it feels and then update it we can be like hey it's kind of boring for them to just get a gem rolled in every single scenario it's more interesting if they get level UPS then like one the core thing is made then it'll be easier to like modify that section and add a new like mechanic to the whole thing right but I think it makes more sense to start with something that's simpler to just get going uh so we're going to say it every scenario that they're in they have to acquire the precious gemerald Gerald yeah gemerald Ford all right hey Doug Doug do a hybrid grab a set amount from the event bag but they choose from handful like a r like oh these are behind yeah I mean I'm going to start with just there's like you know 13 or whatever in advance in I can't be live you would pink pork Kevin R SL Doug will hear about this why not make it so there's an obstacle in every room I mean it's just like I said this makes it a little clearer what they have to do this is the first stream I've been able to catch as a European I'm happy my first one is this riting listen to this uh listen to this song right here that's how you know this is a good stream and exciting whatever Crees with unique quests and randomize them per room I can make it up how they solve the problem with where they are and what they have well so I'm going to play the NPCs we're not going to like fully have this be AI but um like I would be the NPCs responding to what our three AI do my power went out today I think it might have something to do with your code can you please comment out any parts about shutting down the elect trick grid yeah yeah I I hooked up that module yesterday I didn't think it would be a problem okay I wouldn't mind this being a monthly event I really enjoy the DND D content you do I'm excited to see how this one will be played out yeah I'm excited for this I I think it'll be cool um hey Doug why not make a fourth eye character or narrator which can also make events for you randomly that way you you can even be more lazy chat and you can still input your own ideas as well that's a good point I feel like they I as much as it's kind of a meme I don't want to literally have everything be AI I think AI is more interesting when it's mixed with humans so uh I I want there to still be a lot of me and you guys influencing what happens the for this partic I mean there's obviously a variety of ways you can do this but for this particular concept what I want is that the players are AIS and we we design them too so we design the characters you know this is a paladin who is deathly afraid of uh of I don't know hair and and so and then we we set them out into the world and we see how they respond but it would be up to me to have the world respond to them and then what I want to do is with every scenario as they enter each scenario so let's say they go here and they this scenario D is a castle and the castle has a uh a king who says you have to make me laugh you have to tell me a joke that I think is really really funny and make my queen laugh otherwise I'm going to have my guards attack you if you make me laugh though you can have my precious gem um but I think with every single scenario we would have that set up in advance but then you and I would decide a Twist where there's some additional change to the scenario based on what has happened so far so that way as the thing progresses and the characters are developing their personalities we still get to kind of morph what is happening around them a little bit so that's the other that's the other element where I wanted to be like we're influencing things as they happen but then I would be the dungeon master deciding the specifics of how it goes right so I I want there to be as much as possible of like the humans influencing things a paladin would have to be a true tree of scenarios it can just be five pairs of scenarios in the ash Pick A or B then you don't have to come up with as many different scenarios that's true I mean I think this is like a cool sort of structure it looks like [ __ ] I'll make it look better obviously but um hey Doug at 400 p.m. Pacific gdq will run Spelunky can we spectate so we finally see someone good at two de cut fromers no then you guys might leave and and not stick around um all righty next question I think the important part is that the I only knows the settings SL theme before they choose where to go that is definitely true either way with the tree I'm only going to be like there's a Cavern or there's a castle I'm not going to tell them what specifically is happening hey Doug make Parks boss pretty please also love your streams you are my favorite YouTuber thank you Parks will probably not be a boss um I hate money thank you Sven don't we all money's overrated all right let me show you spin what no hey D a few different options a new D and D character who runs a food-based mafia he worships the holy virgin olive oil as I designed him you very much became the inspiration for his God he's balen a virgin like you good as long as he's worshiping me that's all it matters all right we now have what you depicted isn't a tree a tree is a special case of a directed a cyclic graph which this is but for it to be a tree each node can only have one parent node so you scam chat that way but both options are exactly the same in terms of randomizing the graph random random option hard to implement this part ruins it being a tree oh wait no and this this layer too make the boss a TV game show host who keep leading adventurers into this choose a door dungeon then it's random and they pick left or right doors then you can make an evil eye game show h B that taunts the eyes I like that it just doesn't fit with like the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy theme that is actually a really fun idea okay I'm going to pause alerts again for a little bit uh let us continue next up we must decide how I am going to make the scenarios and then finally we will come up with the scenarios themselves I again I want as much as possible for this to be something that is quick that I can do rapidly without it being uh a huge time sync for every single thing with the bunch of the Dragons campaign that I did last year last year that took a [ __ ] ton of time to make all the maps in Photoshop yes I am aware that I could have ai do it well no not really I I don't want to use AI for varying reasons and then I'm aware I could hire somebody to make the maps however in a perfect world I would like to find a solution where I can rapidly do it I think that's uh that's fun for me to be able to like quickly put stuff together maybe this is something I Outsource in the future but in theory I want to be able to quickly put together Maps so there are a couple tools to be able to do that that so if we want to have I don't know like a Tavern or whatever um this is called dungeon draft and you can really quickly just like make buildings and stuff uh so if I want a a building here boom we have a building if I want this part with uh concrete boom now we have that um you know let's see there's a we want a door at the front door there boom how do I move the camera hello why is it stuck uh why is it not letting me there we go uh you can have terrain back here like dirt and stuff why is the brush size so so we have a cool like terrain thing and sand back here or whatever actually let's do a different settlement let's do rainforest so we do somewhere in the forest right and and whatever can also have water that like goes through wait what no no no brush boom so you're going to have like water that that comes through and fills the place out like this so maybe there's a bunch of water up [Music] here and now there's [Music] water cool and then in our building itself let's say we have I don't know let's let's be like okay there's a little there's a a brick Place black back here as well and there's a you know a brick store room back here so then then within this place let's say we put some objects you know we uh I haven't Dove too much into this really you know let's say this is like a bedroom and how do I move the I feel like this wasn't a problem before I don't know how to move ah there we go you can also like pick multile beds and then do scatter and then it'll kind of like randomly throw them around cool there's our good looking bedroom uh we'll put a fire out here why is [Music] it um here while I'm making this all the hey Doug if you're looking for non-copyrighted music you should try the alphabet song it might be helpful for you you idiot wait why can't I oh cuz I need to just be scattered hi Dug Dug I usually start watching a stream and then leave the tab open when I come back sometimes days later I find myself on some random person's page or stream for instance I left a stream tab open last week I came back and found myself watching a stream by Fair ear that is funny okay anyway you know we we'll put like if there's a Tavern you know here found these bits inside my sofa they are crusty and I don't know how long they have been with I'll give them to you you seem to need them [Music] uh uh okay and then here's a a bench or whatever Doug can we have armadillo facts not gorilla facts if not then jackob and Club facts I am just joking Mr reden in the camp game also can one of the classes be a highly skilled half Al Rogan does more than one actions per turn using the cunning action in 5e and in 5e half Al froges can have six to eight skills on level one dots also can we have a lawful stupid Paladin named Douglas D no WD Doug we should have it be a more normal DND theme also when can we play that's a lot of questions um dude why is it reset every time that's annoying I think the mode where chat is not involved at all may be too boring for chat so I propose that chat plays the NPCs twitch chat playing the NPCs makes sense from a community perspective as well as NPCs change throughout the stream also we've never had chat on this side of the ey interaction some great streams such as Napoleon have in spots of power this also fixes your problem with roleplay where in a previous stream you mentioned you don't like role play uh yes hey how about having an overwatching i chat that judges the solutions they come up with and gives some points between 1 and six or 12 this would replace rolling Dice and the gems they would receive to continue again I I mentioned it earlier I I want to have some element of human so I don't want to replace the dungeon master with custom girl specific like stop the argument or escape from this prison and then Define in the characters that they always have to specify in detail what they do just a gem would be kind of boring in home yeah I mean it could be a key I I we can decide what exactly it is idea the ash need to get four keys they can choose to leave a scenario but they won't get the key the ash know they need the keys So eventually they will have to engage if they run out of scanarios before getting four keys they auto fail I qu you will get this potentially um we need a back story for Jim how did he lose all of his gym rods okay whatever this doesn't look good but this is fine I I would you know I'll learn how to oh that's that's more what I was looking for Doug's party is finding the seven Anarchy gyals which is ironic because Doug was streaming a game that involved son and doing a challenge that involved it I not joking okay so um let me pause L again so that took what like five minutes this is for the second twitch chat plays DND D not your eyes can one of the classes be a highly skilled half Al progan does more than one actions per turn using the cunning Act in 5e and in 5e half Al froges can have six to eight skills on level one dots also can we have a lawful stupid P J thank you for Subs appreciate Doug we should have it be a more normal DND theme maybe I don't want to I'm I'm not thinking about that too much right now um of the next campaign I doing double actions my concern is that that would make it it would take a long time for one die to finish their turn um I think it's really fun in a normal game but like the it feels like the priorities are a bit different with the AI version okay um let us discuss now that I am done this is dunge for draft uh you can see that I have made a whole thing so in theory the um the scenarios would be fairly simple and straightforward but um I can just put together like a quick little room and some background or whatever and then it looks like fairly nice I feel like it looks really good um I think what the benefit of this how much does dungeon draft cost this is $20 is a $20 program and then there's no subscription fee or anything what why are you here get over there um so I think this is cool as hell right and in theory the different scenarios I can just make a really quick map or whatever and then we place in the NPCs and we're good I don't know how the NPCs would look um but but the benefit of this one I think Not only was that like pretty quick um the benefit of this is it has a kind of like photoshoo feel to it right like this the the drawings are very simple and so to me if we were to like I don't know what what's an example of something random that would show up here uh I don't know like Captain Crunch or whatever that's not a great example um what's like a weird character that might like show up in some way I mean sure Gerald Ford like whatever um the point is presumably there will be weird you know God look at what a president what a God you know watching the debate just makes you think if only we had the president if we only had Gerald Ford again sorry I don't mean to get political but you know how I am about Gerald Ford um okay so export this cool we export this I'm going to pull it into the spots all right so here's another dungeon draft thing that I made so this is like kind of what it would look like right we have the AI little tokens or whatever and then we have NPCs or this or whatever else so we have the NPCs who are like moving around and then we can be like hey uh where's where's [Music] Gerald uhoh my computer's freezing wait where's Gerald Download Gerald okay so here's the question let's say they go into a Tavern and Gerald Ford is the tavern keeper and he's sitting here now this doesn't look great I'm not going to say that Gerald Ford really fits into the tavern okay um but he fits in decently well okay because again this is a sort of like very simple handdrawn style and so I think the the scenarios work pretty pretty well right um now that's with dungeon draft which will take me like 10 minutes to make each thing which is fine then there's dungeon Alchemist which I found this one is [ __ ] crazy it's it just like all you do is to say what the room is and then it just makes the room so check this [ __ ] out um by comparison this is going to be a Tavern uh and we'll just do here's this room actually here let me let me here's the Brewer here's the great great hall and now here's the hallway then we'll have a kitchen here a store uh I we'll do bedrooms back here oh the pantry will be behind the kitchen here and then uh we'll do like a brewery down here cool and now I click this and it just makes all of that and it's ready to oh it made it as one okay okay wait hold on so I need do that differently I thought you could do it together okay so what we do we do Great Hall here here's the great haul and now it has a fully filled out great hall which is insane okay so that's the front now we're going to have a hallway that goes uh out here and then we'll make the kitchen this section with a pantry here oh I didn't make it hold on so we'll just put a hallway here and then we'll say there's bedrooms back here and maybe sure we'll put a toilet uh back here so uh in about 30 seconds you have a fully filled out flesh out thing which is crazy um and then you can individually if you want you know go in be like oh I want this over here I want it rotated I wanted a different color like if I don't like this pig I just remove him uh and so it's like crazy how quickly this gets set up this is incredible yeah it's nuts this is called dungeon Alchemist it's like 40 bucks on Steam and there's all these different scenarios this is just the demo like all it has is Tavern but you can see abandoned ruins Alchemist laboratory Castle [ __ ] desert Mansion pit skeletal pal so I am pretty tempted to use this because like this is crazy right um but the what I consider to be the downside of this is that stylistically it looks awesome but then if I export it as an image and I found that I liked this one the most um dungeon draft test and we pull that in here's this cool map we made right and it took like 30 seconds it feels to me that they fit into the scene a little bit worse like it looks great but it feels like they may well actually I don't know do you guys agree maybe they don't it does look great actually maybe it does just look good my concern is that like adding in weird photos shy stuff doesn't fit in as well as by let me group this copy it uh test again versus this which is like and actually let me not do dungeon draft test where's the temp one there we go like this one like Gerald Ford here I feel like this style fits a little more with like the shitty Photoshop images that we most likely be creating versus this style which is like they feel a little more out of place but this also looks gorgeous like this looks so good and then it's like we be way quicker to make and this is so fast that literally we could come up with something on the fly like in the middle of a of a session like in the middle of a stream and create it in like 10 seconds you know what I mean and then the final option is that we open some Microsoft Paint and then draw a shitty Tavern like we did with total improv DND and be like yeah here is uh here's the tavern here's a fireplace back here with the stone walls uh here's the stone walls and here's like a a a table and here's a the woman behind the table who's talking and then here are you guys we want paint I don't think this looks very good I think this is probably cooler one of these two options so again option one Microsoft Paint option two actually for option two is dungeon draft so dungeon draft is the more like painted style of I guess less paint than paint we'll say the more handrawn style and and then option three is dungeon dra dungeon Alchemist which is like the 3D realist realistic World okay what how should I make the MCH option one Microsoft hey my dogs are baring really loudly and I can't hear the stream can you make them quiet down please it's really annoying hey do you want a treat you want to go for a walk you want to go for a walk you want a treat and a walk cool now take to be more sane and driven with every item they get so they naturally get more focused and driven and less likely to skip goals Best of Both Worlds maybe but I'm hesitant to like adjust them too much Midway through I mean like NPCs a set characters that are just shuffled around the game so you don't have to come up with like three scenarios per room and it also doesn't get stale anyways I need to sleep right right now love you Doug bye I you mean yeah there there's there's potential on that for sure uh 3D video game style all right what do you want hey Doug I'm sorry I don't want to annoy you [Music] but he a lot of people thanks for streaming Doug it's a good distraction from dri Ed I feel like you should learn how to drive to be honest can you add tiny Shadows for the icons oh that's true chat is the final boss then you can have us fight for the favorite content farms uh so we do like a drop shadow on this spread it out a little bit hey Doug you should make the next chat campaign about the Duke Doug Channel like with parkos Etc potentially oops Yeah I mean that does look better with them with them having shadow looks better now Gerald Ford really ripped TTS idea every message is asynchronous and plays immediately they get automatically muffled and the loudness is depending on how many bits are given so 300 is default like everyone is yelling up from the basement pay to win is really funny oh sorry the twitch PS you Professor Mr dougles dougles I left my programm in textbook in Professor parks's classroom can I go get it also do you accept crumbs as tribes uh only if they're really grungy and you like found them under some arcade machine I like the idea of having multiple end bosses of increasing difficulty that way the eye party will get at least one easy win even if they aren't as strong and bosses that are too strong can get a rep as notorious recurring villains that's true that's a good idea I might start with one boss and then and then see if they beat that and then it becomes more hey please accept these bits there is nothing wrong with them but I'm about to lose them in the divorce [Music] anyway thank you how do I export it this is great de guy I'm sorry I got poor sleep and I made I pose and forgot to include words I did not mean to spam I only donate to you to waste money because I hate money don't we all it's all good thank you this is awesome this a great little tool somebody suggested this in chat thank you to whoever that was missed it what if you had three of the most popular characters be the players you know I Napoleon bjor joke bot whatever the victory at all costs general's name was it would be the crossover event of the century oh damn that looks great yeah okay cool we can just use this like tokening thing and then it looks like it kind of fits and then I just give it some drop shadow boom i' K my last message went Thor I know this game can get a little crazy but I want you to know I enjoy you chaotic energy and you're my favorite streamer hey thank you I appreciate it somebody just said Giga for can one of the ash randomly have a schizophrenic episode about a man named Tyron coming after them later we could decide if that would St me I or not yeah so again if you if you missed early on like what the idea of this whole concept is is that we would start the stream by making three AI characters that is how we would start out we would give them funny personalities IDE and personalities that would determine how they choose to interact with the world then we set them into this map where uh into like a slay the Spire style map where they sort of decide where they want to go and they move like through this tree graph sort of thing eventually making their way to the boss and at each scenario they have to complete a goal so um yes the idea is at the beginning of the stream we would come up with the crazy personality traits that hopefully make for a variety of what actually happens in each scenario and then right now we're deciding on how to make the scenarios and it looks like dungeon draft is the vote so that means I will use or sorry dungeon Alchemist I will use this tool to make the different scenes which I think is a a good call um is there can you add like water I assume you can add water I don't know if I can do it in this oh dude and check this out you can like change the time a day isn't that so sick you can make it like nighttime God this program is insane and then terrain I can like lower the terrain raise and lower terrains I can just like make cool little mountains and stuff and I assume this has water right paint terrain oh this is water okay cool God this is so insanely good Giga Ford blocked out the sun yeah we lose the little animations cuz I do still want to do the campaign in Photoshop because it's easier to add stupid [ __ ] rather than doing it in a virtual tabletop but it does mean like all these cool little animations we lose unfortunately but anyways um so if I did I can do water and then presumably have some sort of bridge over it yeah that should work all right sweet we got a [ __ ] uh program Giga for is going to rip ass I'm excited Hig I don't R to alarm you but so you can you can you can save it as a video um for people as somebody asked uh hey Doug I have two messages I want to send but I can't really decide which one's better can you choose for me A or B uh definitely B I'm more of a b man so I can create this video which has the animation it which looks great right um but the question is like I can't I can't really pull that in in Photoshop yeah uh so that that is more the the problem dude you know what's cool I just had I this this weekend I'm so I'm really good at catastrophizing and being anxious about things but this weekend on Saturday I was like you know what I'm just excited to do [ __ ] right now I'm just like excited to like just to you know like eat food and hang out with people and like do my job I'm just like I'm just feeling good about it which is great it's not it's not a common feeling for me unfortunately normally my brain's it's too uh it's too whiny you know and so like right now I'm just like oh this is [ __ ] cool I can't wait to like do this campaign [Music] rare moment of Doug happiness yeah my brain likes to be complaining but Foundry virtual tabletop so okay actually may maybe all right let's actually quickly let's stop focusing on happiness this this isn't the point we have to like make progress we got to make goals all right um can't get let my brain get too comfortable um we can't be satisfied right now this looks great but it could look slightly better so let's focus on that instead of being satisfied technically I can export from this thing as a Foundry export a roll 20 export above vtt export Universal VT export or a video or we can order for print or delivery oh my God wait that's so cool wow that is actually really cool all right so if I if I make here's the issue so what this means for people who aren't aware I'm not actually sure what Foundry is but like roll 20 for example is a way that you can play Dungeons and Dragons on the Internet it's it's a web program it's really great that's what I use when I play Dungeons and Dragons um and you make these little maps and it has all the rules and everything built in um the reason I haven't wanted to to do the Dungeons and Dragons streams in that versus just doing it in Photoshop is because presumably we want a bunch of [ __ ] to go haywire and get really chaotic um and I find that it's very easy for me with Photoshop to just like pull images in really quickly uh add effects to them do whatever else I think for the type of Dungeons and Dragons we are anticipating Photoshop works really well and is is pretty flexible um with something like roll 20 like adding in adding in images and moving them around easily and having layers I feel like is more complex because it's not really what it's for it's meant for Dungeons and Dragons I use Foundry it's the Linux of vtts do not recommend for stream yeah I mean that's what I think what people are saying is like I think those those virtual tabletop programs would look really good but my concern is like it makes it less flexible for like whatever stupid [ __ ] arises right and what I want to do with every scenario again is be like okay chat here's the scenario they're going into what is the weird way that we're going to like change the rules of this and add some sort of weird chaotic thing right like halfway through the scenario a dragon bursts into the room something like that right and so in that case it's very easy to like pull up a Google image and search Dragon DND and then just like paste this in and have it fly around and do dumb stuff right so for the sake of flexibility I think Photoshop is better am I but Photoshop does not heavy technically it can play videos but it doesn't really like Loop the video in the background it makes it really hard to have layers over the top so I was experimenting with this yesterday there's not a good way to have like a video playing in the background I could itially save it as a gift but um again Photoshop doesn't really have a way for a gift to just be looping in the background so with all that being said am I missing anything I just noticed the barrels blocking the door into the hallway well whatever I will sort that out later they can walk over the barrels sorry let me be more specific here does anybody else have a So currently what I'm thinking is that I would export an image from this program dungeon Alchemist export it as an image and then pull that image into Photoshop and it wouldn't have the fancy animations but I still think it looks fine uh is am I missing anything for how we could like turn it into a video or a gif and have that actually animated in the background because you can't do that in Photoshop am I missing anything export in OBS chroma key Photoshop and play the video in the background I mean technically that is doable okay hold on no cuz then no cuz then they're like disconnected if I'm moving the camera around in Photoshop it wouldn't move it no no no that's not going to look good um I didn't even notice the anime yeah it's pretty subtle like like in this there actually isn't any animation I don't think oh there's it's like the little lights yeah I mean look you're not really going to notice it it's not a big deal there's like nice smoke what they do have they have these like particle effects where you can do like cold fog ooh steam ooh like that looks pretty good right like it does look super good but we're also going to be zoomed in like here it's not like we're really even going to see it anyways and we can just fill the tavern with black smoke ooh steamed dams yeah um it's like this stuff is cool like oh fireflies like ooh ooh the bedrooms are full of fireflies and Willow wisps and and electric arcs ooh I would not I would not pay a single dollar to to sleep sleep in this bedroom you'd wake up with bug bites okay I it's oh and then the water like kind of moves a little bit it's probably fine we don't need that little animation it's fine it's worth it well so the problem is that again there's not an easy it means I have to ditch Photoshop and then I think the flexibility of Photoshop is more fun here's what we're going to do I am going to keep it simple we're just going to export as an image pull that into Photoshop you can in your mind add cool effects on the outside and uh somebody said Ms paint yeah this is this is a good reason to go back to Ms paint um we're going to do photoshop with images we're going to keep it simple and then if this turns out to be like a stream you know concept and structure that I can repeat like 20 times and it stays interesting maybe it's worth the investment to figure out how to do this but for now I think this makes most sense okay cool hey Doug a good solution for having the 3D map could be making the player icons in Hero Forge they would also be 3D and maybe chat could even help design them too Hero Forge oh oh yeah I I like using sh stop hiding from me I'm just trying to clean up a dingleberry before she gets in on the carpet um hey you want a treat you want to walk you want to go for a walk hey Doug I want to say something really funny and relevant to the stream I think I just for Simplicity can you just pretend this message was super good and cool and that I'm a cool person wind dragon you cool ass [ __ ] sorry Kate I mostly just got chat exited know how in North Korea they consider the late Cil s the Eternal leader can we steal that idea and declare Gerald Ford is the Eternal president of the Duke Community Gerald Ford is such a winner dude he's the best um hey Doug I've been only a short time viewer and I cannot find out where the Doug is bald joke originated can you please tell me if you know um it's that when the headset sometimes pushes my hair back and then if I lean in like this the light makes it look like there's a bald spot but there's not that's just where the hair is bued stream but everyone is blind and the screen is just black and we just have chat GPT telling us what is happening that is another thing I want to do at some point but but would be different than this I do think in general more interesting to have a human Maybe random chat for NPCs random chat for oh that's actually an interesting idea yeah I was considering asking friends to come on for a stream and they like this old desk I got some balberg was just giving it away and yelled at me that they weren't crumbs good all righty Gerald Ford is the secret B after the final boss Gerald Ford is phase two of the final boss Gerald for comes out and like wraps his arm around the uh the final boss and then gives us a giga Ford should be a final boss but he has to start in his regular Gerald Ford form as a phase one and after a long speech uses the gemerald that the party collected to power up into his game form so okay because we I do need to figure out what the final boss of this is It's President Gerald Ford who has lost his je Geralds Gem Gem his Gerald jeralds and you have to collect the four Gerald gemerald in order to unlock gigord um we could do that let me recap what has happened so far if you've tuned in recently also I have a random side tangent um poll how long have you been watching the stream this stream like this specific stream from the beginning from the beginning like roughly you know like basically from the beginning maybe you miss a few minutes from the beginning uh last hour last 30 minutes or you know very just you did feel free to like you know approximate based on what's closest to you I'm curious like in a given stream how what percentage of people who are here at any given point actually know what's going on and have been there from the beginning okay so only half of the people here presumably only half you guys are even really understand what like what is happening right now which is pretty funny let me I guess then recap for the other 50% um because now we've decided the important things and the last step is to come up with the scenarios that we want to that we want to have be randomly accessible to uh to the AIS all right let me recap I've been here from the beginning but I don't know what's going on a third of us have no clue all right so the whole premise of today's stream is that we are building out a future stream format what it is is that we will Design three AI personalities at the beginning of the stream we get to make them into crazy deranged characters who like ideally fit different archetypes you know like it's a paladin who is obsessed with bald people or whatever um and he's like really gets really really really sensitive to being insulted or something um so we have three different characters one of them is probably Tony King of New York um we design the three characters at the start of every stream and then we send them on a Rog likee Adventure so we will have come up with like 20 different scenarios in advance and they basically are going to go through this like tree where they start at the beginning and I tell them hey to your left is a Tavern and to your right is a castle and then depending on which one they go on they have to go into that scenario so we drop them into the specific scenario they have to achieve a goal and get a specific item from that scenario and then if they manage to do it successfully without dying they then get to choose where to go next and they'll be like hey to your left there's this and to your right there's this and they progress through the tree trying to collect all the things they have to make it through four scenarios and then eventually they get to the final boss um and the idea is going to be like can they make it like they might just die immediately and I am not going to be I'm not going to be very I'll be like somewhat gentle with them but for the most part it's going to be like if they jump off a bridge they just die and that's the end of the run and then we're like well I guess those characters sucked at d and d and then we make three new ones and we send them through the adventure again um so the idea is it's a repeatable Rog like where we design three Ai and then we just like send them into the world and see what they do and see if any of them can survive to the end maybe this is something where they immediately win it maybe this is something where it takes like 10 streams for them to make it to the end and actually win uh and we might adjust like how this all works as it goes on but this is the core general idea we're not playing this today no I'm going to need to take a few days to like get it all set up but I wanted to get the core premise locked in we've also now decided the program that I'm going to use to make the maps which is dungeon Alchemist which is great because I'll be able to make them really really quickly so hopefully this is something we can do on like Thursday of this week um but in theory we' do this several times in a row uh or not in a row but you know we'd like do I don't know five or 10 of these streams and we just see what happens each time can you explain what's happening to my [Music] dog you want treat Thursday is 4th of July oh right maybe not Thursday well but maybe Thursday I mean I was planning on being a Hermit for 4th of July but yeah I I can't do Wednesday and this is not going to be ready by tomorrow CU I'm going to have to make all the scenarios and stuff I don't know whenever it happens 3D model Photoshop can import 3D models it doesn't look like it now uh export you can see here like you can do a video but that's decis even on here message be at your service I know your secret you've been butting the king black dragon I've let Jag X know and you can kiss your party hat goodbye chump possibly opens up to mods oh interesting N I did not know that hey Doug I was very sad that I had to stare at your offline screen for 3 days straight because you took some vacation but I just found out that you can redeem Point rewards in offline channels so can you have a start stream reward so we don't have to endure those dark times also I was wondering if the Dark Souls packs panel FDD episode is still coming on YouTube or should I expect it as much as the prostate exam stream yeah at some point we lost the footage for the friends till death thing from last year that's why we didn't end up posting it but maybe you would love Foundry VT with your programming knowledge yeah yeah I mean at some point I just think that for streaming the the the bigger priority is allowing things to get chaotic and stupid and I think Photoshop serves that better but for personal stuff or like for more legit DND I might uh I might do that can we have heavy from TF2 in the campaign no probably not but TF2 actually got rid of the Bots and I played it yesterday and it was great oh so fun how long are these streams going to be I don't know I mean based on how the previous ones have gone four or five hours or something but but again I mean I think the fun of this like when I made the D and campaign for you guys I obviously wanted that to be something where you got to the end I was willing to kill you if you didn't but like I really wanted the campaign to complete obviously with this one what I think is funny is that it's meant to be repeatable so if they make terrible decisions we all get to be like oh God they're going to [ __ ] die right and like if we if we design characters that just fight everybody and like or try to like pour hot lava on thems whenever they see lava like they're probably just going to die and that's funny and so I don't know the I think the point is that this could totally vary anywhere from 10 minutes to 5 hours you know and then we just send it like several times okay so what we have done today we have decided the general concept the overall game structure they have to collect four precious items uh four items which we I need to decide what they are keys or Gems or something need to collect four items and then beat the final boss so that is the structure they have to do uh in each scenario there's like a thing they have to collect we're at least going to start with that as the goal of each scenario and then we can make it looser and more broad uh later on if if this whole concept ends up being entertaining yeah calzones fine gals I don't know why you guys are so attached to that word um we decided the mmaker we're going to use dungeon Alchemist great that's fantastic makes it very very simple uh last up for today is decide the random scenar and maybe I'll make some of the scenarios or whatever um so now we need to decide what the scenarios are so how many should we create this feels like it would give us a good chunk of variety and this is 13 I believe 1 two 3 four 5 six yeah this is 13 yeah gemerald is from Futurama I believe I assume they made it they they were the ones who made that up but I also assume most people here didn't grow up watching F drama because I'm old or lots of you guys watch fut drama which means you have great taste okay sorry I'm getting distracted how many scenarios I I would generally think it's more interesting to pick fewer that are interesting but I would say like 13 is the minimum 20 is probably the max we do like 15 like we shoot for 15 cuz I also have to design all of them like it does add more time um so and also I should be clear the the idea is not that every single time we play this it's five completely new scenarios I want each scenario to be different based on the AIS that go in right so ideally I would rather have fewer scenarios that feel like they can play out super differently depending on who the players are rather than 20 scenarios that are very linear you know what I mean like I'm far more interested in seeing like we we put them in a scenario and we have no idea what's going to happen right let's shoot for 15 um I think that's a reasonable goal and I could Pro get that wrapped up by hopefully later this week or or early next week chroma key Photoshop and play the video in the background yeah we could do three options for for round one so if we do 15 that gives us a little more option uh chroming the the the problem with that is that the sizing of the two would would be different what I know it's a dumb option but Discord activities go on a Discord call slvo chat room as a sketch pad mode that allows you upload images gifts and draw and write texts it is multiple Pages too so you can jump from scene to scene interesting I didn't know that can one of the AIS be replaced with a chatter I it is a good idea to have an AI or to the eyes or will you be using the image recognition mod deal for them or are these scenes just set dressing for Ambience yeah oh oh that's another thing yes good so good point as we start thinking about scenarios so something to think a couple factors to consider one we want the scenarios to be highly variable um because because that way it'll be different every time right so that's the one obvious factor for me I think that we should lean more into interacting with NPCs and with people rather than just combat I think it' probably be I think combat should always be an option like if they [ __ ] it up they're going to have to fight but not that it's like a guaranteed thing because I think the AIS are probably going to be less interesting in combat like I think it'd be more interesting it's like you guys are on a precarious Bridge what do you do rather than the Goblins run forward with swords and Spears what do you how do you attack them because then it would probably just be like I run forward with my sword so I think it'd be fine but in general I want to give them an option to avoid combat I think that is more interesting but obviously if they [ __ ] up the scenario people will attack them um in terms of what the eyes can see for primarily I would be describing to them what is going on so that is another scenario that's another element of what's Happening Here is that it's mostly verbal so like I'm not going to try to make super complex buildings and scenes that they have to navigate because that would be hard for the for the AIS to do um we we still do it to some degree like we don't want it to just be you know an empty box or whatever but um they are not going to be able to be super clear about what's happening and they're going to it's kind of going to kind of be theater of the Mind type of scenario that being said I can code the AI so that when I ask it what it wants to do I also send it a screenshot of the map um so I can send it a screenshot of actually it would just be of my stream but I I could send them a screenshot and then say here's what it looks like here's what's going on and then I describe it my concern is that it would not really understand how to process all this like maybe it could actually let's find out okay I know how to test this right now we're going to export this as a PNG uh hey dog Doug dog man dog you should make a planet coaster video where you actually build more than two roller coasters maybe of b or King Tony the New Yorker tell you what to make that is a plan that I want to do soon there is planet coaster coming up soonish I just was more excited about this I just wanted to say that you're awesome your videos genuinely helped me during a really bad time in my life keep it up also your greater 2D Platformers thank you I appreciate the uh paid uh support I appreciate it though thank you should Gerald Ford be in Witcher gear and named geralt Ford you know for atmosphere Carol Ford it's so dumb okay hold on little be easier Doug use this to buy Touch of Gray for the one hair you have also have you heard of dungeon F dive it's a 3D interactive DND it wouldn't work for this but still check it out I have [Music] not have you considered any of the tools that let you make a shitty Ms paint drawing in the eye tries to turn it into a detailed picture for this it's very much in the works well enough to be hilarious stage that's interesting I don't think that would work great for here because I want like um like a grid you should use found DED web based but local hosted and with app that you could tie OBS web sockets and chat with yeah I'll probably look into that in the future I don't think it works great for this but for other stuff I think that could work really well um decided that driver Z was to boring so now I'm also playing btd6 while doing it thanks for the background sound why is this code is unreachable oh free AI with Doug as the dungeon master versus twitch chat with an AI dungeon master it might add complexity but I would love to see some type of scoring or XP system purely so thei can find a way to abuse it and rack up points in a really dumb way yeah I think there's various like kind of games rules that we can add as things I want to start with something that's fairly simple aarian the family Guion we just Presidents we could have okay one of the scenarios could be like ex presidents and they have and they just like are hanging out with them for some reason there's no explanation scenario idea there's a factor food fight that's a good one yeah hold on we're we'll start brainstorming scenario soon pain here again I was wondering if you have ever played dead cells if so how many boss stem cells did you get and would you ever play it on stream I did I beat dead cells when it first came out I don't um remember I beat the final boss one time and then I called it what I was considering doing is a like a week or two of streaming I don't know exactly what it' be but something like 10 Rogue likes in 10 days and I have to beat 10 different Rog likes in 10 days of streaming and like half of them I would already know and half of them would be brand new I thought that would be like a pretty fun like stream challenge the uh really the only thing holding me back from doing that is is just time that's like two weeks of or 10 days of streaming that I'm not doing something that could be on YouTube really um or at least it's you know hard to put on YouTube or not my normal YouTube style so I really love that idea a lot um but I I'll probably do a few other things first so anyway in that case I would play dead SS that would be one of them hey Doug and chat I've been drowning myself in the DG vods in order I got to the first rigged stream and basement mension they'll keep you updated when I find the first board joke good luck it's a lot of hours of content could you please give me a detailed description of maybe the plot should be that Gerald Ford may his glorious Reign last a thousand years is planning the XD program and the protagonists are trying to stop him does anybody know who Gerald Ford is but outside of this stream though I don't think anybody does that's the only thing like I in theory the final boss is something a little more like for this and of him be a wizard that shoots magical bullets I'll pitch it to him would you please give a detailed description of everything going on in this uh in this scene the international cheese making contest is in need of contestants you should call your brother Davey the maker of The Stanley Parable just in case you didn't know and ask him what the campaign should have in it also check and make sure his health is in good condition just make sure he's okay why you ask no reason to do with me okay um all right uh I am asking open AI which is the program I will be using for the AIS um to analyze this screenshot which is right here so this is the so in theory if if I'm like hey AIS you enter a Tavern and you can now see what's in front of you there's various rooms what happens uh I want to understand how well the AI can analyze an image like this so let's see what did it say um the screenshot depicts an indoor setting in a game of Dungeons and Dragons likely taking place in a larger cab surrounded by a forested area here a detailed breakdown of the scene overall layout interior is divided into several rooms and areas featuring wooden floors and walls the building is situated in Forest areas with trees grass and large rocks visible main hall okay main hall characters four character tokens likely representing players or important NPCs one token shows a portrait of an elderly man in a suit this character might be placeholder an unusual choice for a typical medieval fantasy setting how dare you talk about Giga for like that um another three tokens show characters in fantasy attire a warrior Rogue Ranger another adventure and Armature armor Furniture Central Round Table Three small bottles yep well four small bottles uh a large fireplace in the top side of the room yep multiple barrels and crates are scattered through the edges yep dining area bottom left oh that's what this is I guess two long wooden tables with benches tables are set with dishes and Bottles yeah it's here checkerboard entrance so that's this section it's looking at which is the toilet bedrooms it can see that the bedrooms have yeah beds I mean it understands it really well damn that's really good okay so in theory I can I could pass the envir I could like pass an image of what's happening to the AI every time and so I'm describing what's happening but they also have visual reference and that in theory allows us allows them to make like slightly more informed decisions which could be cool yeah the the problem is like the character positions um I would have to be like you are the character who looks like this um which is doable yeah yeah yeah okay that should work then they would also know what's in the other rooms yeah I probably wouldn't have like a fog of War type Vibe for most of them I'd probably just have it be like they can see what's going on just for the for the sake of Simplicity they get sent to hell and have to defeat the boss of Hell Ronald Reagan to escape I like the idea people come in and I'm like hey guys I don't want to get political on this channel anyways Ronald re Horizon from hell and attacks Gerald Ford and I fell and spilled all of my Cherry Cola on them hope this doesn't devue them sticky there's probably popcorn on them too from oh damn it okay um geralt FJ y of the United provinces of a meria oh yeah I could just color their token borders and be like you are the character with the you know whatever it is hey Doug I've been getting into tabletops small lately but I usually don't have people to play them with your streams gave me the idea to try to code ey models to act as proxy players for if I want to play by myself only issue is I have surface level coding experience from years ago do you have any tips on where or how I should start learning chbt straight up ask chat gbt I want to do this program how do I get into it and then inevitably it will tell you a bunch of stuff you don't understand and then you say let's break this down how do I do this how do I do this how do I do this and just work with chat gbt or Claude or whoever any any Ai and have it teach you how to code uh you will learn way way way way way faster it's incredible that's how I've been learning a lot um paid promo dude I would take a sponsorship for open Ai and a heartbeat oh my God yeah Claude is supposedly better for coding right now I haven't used it for coding yet but hey D I'm not sure why TTS is being super nice today I'm glad you're happy but you suck your code is bad your skills are lacking bye buddy oh also you look pale Style choice or just TJ I don't think do you get more pale as you get old is that a thing final boss is also an i who interacts with the party over the course of the adventure oh that's interesting like somebody like shows up at multiple times okay so what we got to do now is can you actually call Davey and ask him for input on the campaign probably not cuz I don't want to put that on him but um maybe I'll ask him at some point I mean I'm sure he'd be incredibly good at color the token Orly numbers on the tokens the ion pick it up well then yeah I think colors on the tokens is a good idea I think that works well okay um let us talk about specific very specific shape to the eye tokens and tell them are you are the square token or something to make it easier for them to locate where they are hey Doug for having the gift play in the background could opening the GIF in photos while moving stuff around in ob's studio or does a program like [ __ ] have a plugin to play/ shaded gifts I'm not sure about [ __ ] the the problem is that if then if I'm moving around in one program the other wouldn't be moving so that would be the can one of the First characters be cool du dug where it's just Doug but cooler not not that's not a thing uh okay hold on let me let me clean Gand is the final boss bog all right I have listed a number of scenarios that I think are potentially final boss should be Gerald with his second phase having his stand Billy ma come out also from the beginning of the stream why do you have a Mario Odyssey wallpaper background real American men have Euro Truck Simulator wallpapers why wouldn't they have American Truck Simulator backgrounds hey Doug I just ran dungeon master boot camp half the course was mechanics and the other half managing people and improvising yeah can't wait to see how you Cales yeah it's probably going to be a disaster probably all of this will be a disaster by the way but I think it'll be a funny disaster um it's also in part why I'm trying to F like generally lean towards simpler solutions that we can get going quickly um you know fail fast as they say in the tech world all right I have bunch of different ideas these are mixed from me and chat TBT Concepts where I would like ask chat GPT for ideas and then be like those aren't very good change them in this way those aren't very good change them this way I like a lot of these um how should we vote on these it could be that I just we just do a yay or a whether it goes in we need 15 in total I think I probably have like 20 here and then we can come up with some new ones um uh do we include this scenario yes or no okay so I like this one there's a bridge over a river with Merchants that demand that they buy or sell a very valuable item before they'll be allowed to pass the bridge is incredibly creaky and seems like it might snap at any moment uh how we feel about this scenario so again I would throw this together really quick in Dungeon Alchemist um and I cuz what I'm looking for again I want scen areas where there's like a lot of different things they could do they could jump off the bridge they could throw the merchants off the bridge um I'm basically going to like roll something every turn to see if the bridge starts breaking um if they you know if the if they like maybe they do just convince the merchants to like let them through maybe they sell something really valuable maybe they buy something valuable I think there's a bunch of funny options here um I what I what I love is scenarios where there's impending disaster I'm all about impending disaster dude okay cool we got this one hooray um next scenario uh it's a prison they get trapped in but they have to find a way out so this is a little like open-ended this doesn't really mean anything yet uh we'd have to kind of figure out like what does that mean like what what are the rules of this uh like oh I think I had other ones like there's a guard hold on let's come back to this let's come back to this one it's too vague and I think I made a more specified version of it later okay tapped in a travern they are trapped in a Tavern that's being attacked on all sides by vampires they must survive 10 turns before daylight saves them maybe it's like at a campsite so that way it's outside so this would obviously be very combat focused well if it's a Tavern daylight wouldn't save them cuz when daylight happens the vampires could just sit vampires have a lot of HP I should be clear the the D and D rules are going to be hyper simplified like it was with the D and D campaign that I did last year um so in our world the vampire is can to have one HP that's fine like for the most part enemies would have like you know a few HP one or two or three or whatever um vampires can't come inside unless invited yeah yeah yeah so for people who don't know that the things about vampires one they can't come into a place unless they're invited or two um and two they can't be outside in daylight that kills them uh keep it a Tavern what do you I mean so I guess yeah so like if it's a Tavern they're like bashing on the windows and wall stuff it could also just be like zombies that like die in sunlight or something hi Abby uh the vampires own the tavern okay how about they're trapped in a Tavern and vampires are trying to break in the bartender is considering inviting them in they must survive 10 turns uh daylight happens in 10 turns because they own the bar day uh daylight will save them in 10 turns but if the if daylight happen we'll say daylight happens it would still force them to leave yeah 10 turns is a lot we could do like six five turns or something cuz we have to remember this is going to be really you remember how slow Dungeons and Dragons moved in the actual stream it's going to be even slower than that because there's the AIS are just going to be a disaster uh do we include this scenario something like this yeah Sun comes through the windows or whatever it's the plot of Dust Till Dawn yeah I was like I was thinking of a zombie movie basically when I thought of this one maybe the vampires try to disguise themselves as hey Doug just a minder ANS thank you maybe the vampires disguise themselves as friendly NPCs yeah that that could be really funny te but cooler Oh you mean Davey or a raccoon okay this one is in wait what I only remember that Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon because I saw a political cartoon of Nixon driving away in some Ford car maybe they can team up in a scenario Maybe that I mean maybe that is possible yeah it's a family owned is totally a thing he's just Doug but with aesome hair a suit gun glasses and he talks in a cool way kind of like a mix of Doug and a California surer guy I am a California Surfer guy I guess I don't surf but you don't need to Surf I skateboard that's the same thing hey Doug don't forget to find a way to canonize the time Loop of the Rogue like this is very important you need to do this they're going to get me if you don't I will maybe come up with lore about that I mean skateboard I don't like really skateboard I have an electric uh skateboard that I write around tragedy today is former President Gerald Ford was eaten by Wolves La he was delicious okay a party where everyone is masked they must find the let's say owner than you for existing house part I may just be a stranger to I can't even express how thankful I for your being able to enjoy your streams oh you're welcome thank you very much make it a masquerade that's what it is yeah a castle masquerade party they must find the queen in the party and convince her to give them the key something like that I don't know this could be really confusing I don't know how we would actually do this with the AI I think conceptually this this is cool and I'm trying to imagine what the AIS would actually do and I feel like it's very confusing hey Doug what if you added a punishment for the ash if they collect an emerald like the is G so if they all collect four emeralds or any at all they explode and die one of the scenarios could involve them having to avoid the emal offer from a merchant or something maybe yeah um is there a way to like make this a little the try to themselves as friendly NPCs to trick the eye characters into letting them in could lead to some great conversations yeah I think I think we can add twists like that during the stream right um the vampires are perpetually online basement dwelling nerds and orits one person in the party the problem with giving them multiple ways to get through the scenario is when they have to get a gem or specific item you limit a lot of those ways they can get through something I would suggest if you want ice roll a really simple upgraded any item could give is just a plus two to hit like to hit the boss they have to roll 15 or more so if they got all items they only have to roll seven or more but if they have none they have to roll 15 or more yeah you're right like with the merchant idea maybe we drop the whole gemerald idea and we just say you you just have to get through the scenario um maybe we just drop it entirely and we just say they're trying to they're trying to work their way across the land to to because like with this the bridge it's like if they choose if they have to get okay so there's a bridge with Merchants that are demanding they buy or sell a valuable item before they'll be allowed to pass the bridge is incredibly creaky and seems like it might snap at any moment what if one of the guys picks up the merchants and throws them off the bridge that's really funny we want to encourage something like that right like insanity like that or the bridge breaks right um but but then they just don't get the Gem you know it's like that that's the only option and so I think you're right it kind of limits it we could just say they have to cross the bridge or cross the river or whatever um it maybe it's like an optional thing like in every scenario we say if they do a certain thing then we'll give them a gemerald and that helps against the boss or whatever uh at the end so there's like optional things but for the most part the goal is like they have they just have to survive the scenario I think that probably makes sense I know I've been going back and forth on this the gemerald unlock the secret ending yeah yeah because that way if they only beat Gerald Ford without finding the secret gem rals then you're like then we can all do that thing that you do in like when you're watching um an Elden ring streamer with it's like wow you beat the game with rivers of blood that doesn't even count dude so we could just like tell the AI that we're not impressed at all yeah true ending gemerald ending uh wow you didn't even beat the DLC nobody cares that's like the DLC is the best part um okay so probably what we're doing is every scenario has a situation they must survive or progress past there is also an optional gemerald they can find uh which makes the boss a little easier we'll do it breath of the wild rules where if they get to the boss then the for every gem R they have it's like a Divine beast and it like shoots genon and hurts him for some amount or something or if they collect if they collect enough Geralds then gemerald Ford shows up and and is an ally gemerald Ford shows up as an ally in the boss fight if they collect enough that's kind of a sick that's kind of a dope thing actually yeah it's like a summon we're really going for like Dark Souls rules here um okay I I think that was that was a good point and I think you're right so so then the issue is okay let's say we throw them into a uh uh a masquerade party where everybody's mased they must find uh let's say the the evil queen has one party guest murdered every turn until someone finds who the queen is the killing continues so it's like this weird game show that they're like participating in right so this is a very clear like you have to survive right because other what I had before I'm worried they would just be like uh we leave the party this still I think is kind of confusing but um I I'm I could go either way on this one I think it's fine it's cool conceptually I'm worried that the AIS would not handle it well that that is my concern with it but I'm I'm good either way the T has no booze and the vampires also have the booze delivery so the bar is full of the regular drunks and they want to let the vampires in yeah that's good cool dug is dug but Bal in boxes in a blast freezer oh wait that's cold dug the vampires are actually chilly chill and functional members of society but the eyes don't know that and if they attack or otherwise harm the vampires based on their preconceived notions of vampires the town's folk will defend the vampires and attack SL imprison the ash I feel like it's a little more complex than I want I'm going to put this as a solid maybe right now hey Doug hope your top surgery went well thank you uh I assume you're talking about the haircut but I'm getting on one as a random scene set it in the future with sci-fi elements out of a pool of magical fantasy scenarios it's just yeah it's just randomly sci-fi for one scene that would be funny by the way um this is your final opportunity actually I literally because I don't know if I'm saying if I'm G to stream tomorrow I might spend tomorrow trying to like prep this stuff um bad news everybody this is probably the last stream where there will be any blonde in my hair there's still a small amount here and like there's like three streaks of it and that'll be cut it took like n months for this to get out of my hair and I it finally gone so we can finally move on to a new joke it's not me being bald and blonde hey Doug are you part of the vampire Clan you know because you're looking very pale today that's it I Quit [ __ ] no Barry I'm not doing this again hey do you could have some critical fail scenarios where they could go from a level two scenario back to an unvisited level one scenario by some wacky Scooby-Doo logic like falling through floor yeah is true make the branching less predictable also I am very sick in bed and this stream helps thanks you're welcome yeah no I think there's there's a world where we do that I want to avoid that if possible but I think that that does work if that starts you should present a few scenarios before they really are struggling I feel like with many scenarios people will choose yes on too many btw how about a dams Linda dress in a tower but she simply lost her keys and just can't get out of the door I feel it's a little too similar to stuff here I me you're right let me let me show you some additional hey Doug I always wanted to say hey Doug also they should get a kick flip skateboard that gives plus two to sick tricks okay go uh let me read out like five more go to a museum there are precious artifacts that will power them up there's a huge security Golem who will attack them if they take anything the king's jest in King Charles Court the players must make the king and queen La or no no I was going to do king and queen laugh of their jokes if they fail they face the king's wrath and his guards these are more chat gbt generated now the gester riddle in the court of King Roland the player oh wait this is the same thing oh no this is riddles in the court of King Roland the players must entertain the Court Jester Jinx by solving his three riddles if they fail they'll be thrown in the dungeon I'm going to NX this one riddles I don't think are going to work that well and it's too similar to this one um the merchants dilemma at the Grand Bazaar Merchant Lydia refuses to sell a crucial map unless the players ret retriever stole a necklace from a rival Merchant Daren who claims he bought it legally like this one's interesting cuz there's like moral quandry um um Bandit leader Thor captures the players and will only release them if they can entertain him with a tale of their greatest Adventure judged by his band of Rogues drunken duel in the tavern Captain Grog challenges the players to a drinking contest followed by a duel they must out drink and out fight him to gain his respect and a piece of information the they're very as you can tell it's very much like uh it's like interact with this person in the city of Greystone the players must help imprisoned Thief Rena escape and exchange for information on a hidden treasure they can bribe the guards create a distraction or find a secret passage this is like uh I I want to up change this to just like Prison Break These are the types of scenarios I've come up with all right Museum scenario go to museum there are precious artifacts that will power them up but there's a huge security Golem who will attack them if they do anything I really like the museum one I'm interested it's It's Curious you guys aren't as enthused you're voting on the museum one right now I thought this one's great cuz I I just think it's funny like of them being like tempted to do this thing and then maybe try to escape or not I guess quite possibly they just leave though so maybe it's not like that exciting yeah if they don't take anything then it's really boring that's fair yeah I'll put a maybe on this cuz if they just leave that's boring and I don't really have anything else for them to do there they have to take something to leave yeah I mean we could just say like they have to steal something okay the way this could kind of work is if they have we we have like uh there are like five artifacts they can steal any of them but they have to steal one of the artifacts and make it out alive so if I kind of set up the um the the room in an interesting way it could be like the security Golem is like roaming and they have to wait to steal anything until he's like not seeing them or distract them or something like that right I feel like that that makes a little more interesting like they have to thoughtfully do a heist you know so it's like more of a stealth Mission like like a stealth Mission okay I like that I'll leave that in that's a solid yes um okay so that's three definitely and one maybe okay the king's jest in King Charles's Court the players must make the king and queen laugh at their jokes if they fail they face the king's wrath and his guards do we include this this is obvious VI L it's not really combat face focused unless they choose to start attacking and Blasting um but I think it's I think there's like funny potential here of them trying to tell a joke and potentially being really bad and then like we'll roll for how good their joke is it's only interesting if joke bot is a character yeah I mean presumably we would have some of the characters be like thieves zombie Merchant who wants to buy brains the AI have to convince him to leave without selling their brains they just would die they do it hold on don't give scenarios yet don't like pitch ideas I want to get through the ones I already have don't forget that spelen is about to be played by a person who's good at 2D Platformers at gdq we should do a voluntary raid wild EG plays alone with his madeup friends I like this one it's going in okay the Merchant's dilemma at the Grand Bazar Merchant Lydia refuses to sell a crucial map unless the players re stolen read gald and they'll only let you through the checkpoint if you get it back yeah I'm I'm concerned about things that are like a whole like mini Adventure can we add a poll option to rework the idea sure okay hear me out a Wellman at traveling salesman named Gerald Ford comes across the party melted them Goods each time saying ah pardon me good sir then you get to the final boss in phase one is business garage and two is giga Gerald who looks like MGR [Music] Armstrong I'm hesitant about including wait you were blonde are you going to get it waxed off or di dread I mean you can barely I have to like turn like this to even see it it's it's so not present anymore Doug if he doesn't have blonde hair truly a sad day here at the Duke Doug Community um okay so most people are saying has potential or yes I think um here let me pause alerts for a second speaking of new jokes and dead jokes are you still going to make the joke graveyard we talked about it before and I volunteer to draw the graveyards yeah I want to do that at some point all right all right most people are thinking um this has potential uh I think what what is fun to me about this is it's like there's a you know we like set like two people in a merchant and and they have to decide do they just go like steal it from Darion do they like talk to him about it and convince him like we could say like Dar like maybe like the town guards see them steal like the town guards if okay what we could do is like if they report either person and get them arrested the town guard will give them a treasure like we could sort of say like if they do a specific thing then they'll get like uh then then they'll get a reward put Darion in a wheelchair is that really what it needs to be work that really that's a lot for a single scenario yeah I mean I'm thinking of it being fairly straightforward of like here is the market here is Lydia here is daren's stall here's maybe like two other Merchant stalls and here's the like Town guards so it's like fairly contained you know um and then the the three players are here here and here it's fairly contained and like they could go do other crazy [ __ ] in town and if and if they do I'll try to kind of like uh you know be flexible with it to some degree but that's that's what I was [Music] thinking I'm what I'm imagining in my head is rifton like I'm specifically Imagining the town's square of rifton where there's the merchants next to each other and then you have to literally steal from from this guy okay it has no it has been reworked is there uh passion for this one or not this is too low energy um also too low energy I need a high energ high energy song give me something all right people are excited about Merchant dma cool that goes in that's number four and obviously a lot of these are about like steal a thing or convince a person to do whatever I do want to get some variety most of my current ideas are about that um so we'll try to do some they're a little more combat focused okay next one Fisherman's request a fisherman old Tom by the river asked the players to help him catch the legendary golden fish they must either use their skills to catch the fish or discover and reveal Tom's cheating competitors secret methods what I like about this is like they could just try to fish they could like maybe we'll say like Tom has you know old Tom has the item or something uh maybe they can do like they see the fish moving around and like traditional fishing doesn't work um that they can come up with some crazy fishing strategy the fish are endangered uh Tom should cheat at some [Music] point this is the most POG prompt ever really it feels kind of mellow to me the gemerald oh there's a gemerald in gemerald in the fish but like but like old Tom doesn't want to give it to him [Music] then they have to like argue with old Tom about it after helping him if they choose to help him this is another one where they could just leave is the problem [Music] um guys don't forget someone good at 2D Platformers is about to play spellun at gdq let Doug play by himself with his fake friends here dude good spunky players are so good it's crazy what would what would need reworking about this are you going to be a ginger now or just shiny or have green hair Choose Wisely Ginger my beard is ginger uh hey Doug can one of the mystical items be a pregnancy gun I would okay I'm going to put the maybe I'm going want to put this uh cuz we'll let each character have here is my riddle I'm the Sphinx here is my riddle what is Bal in the morning Bal at noon and Bal in the evening the answer is Doug Bal when he was a baby b now and Bal when he becomes an old man okay this is similar to the joke one but Bandit leader Thorn cap oh here let me move on I'm G to put that as a solid once again thank you for streaming just kidding [ __ ] you thank you the Bandit's bargain Bandit leader Thorn captures the players and will only release them if they can entertain him with a tale of their greatest the blond should D of robes I don't think it I don't think my hair looks very good dyed any color um what if the gems are in the background and the I have to find it in the image like the socks in Pajama Sam it's not really that is funny but maybe um I like the ones that have a time limit like maybe a combat situation where they have to clear the enemies before a certain time or they lose the gem or more spawn or something yeah I I also like the feeling that there's like impending disaster of some kind okay not a lot of people loal T is being robbed at sword point and the workers are held hostage the ash must either rescue them or negotiate their release I think I have something similarish to that but we can we can come back to that the drunken door I like it more if Lydia is trying to Blackmail and cause she wants St and stand at the marketplace or something like that Doug because you brought up a wheelchair I think the guard should be Joe Swanson hey Doug some random guy just shot me with a pregnancy gun any leads any leads the drunken duel in the tavern Captain Grog challenges the players to a drinking contest followed by a duel they must outdrink and out fight him to gain his respect and a vital piece of information maybe his gemal or whatever so it' be drinking first and then fighting I think this is a good one all right that's a strong yes all right drunken duel goes in welcome to the team captain Grog thanks cor glad to see you show up and support our boy Captain Grog challenges the party to a game of chess in exchange for a gemerald location He Cheats constantly but if accused will attack the party I I did actually think about doing chess but the problem is like a single AI chess match takes like 3 hours slowly filling a lock room and they have to figure out a way out in six turns or they take damage or die yeah with one of the prison escape ones I wanted to do they're in they're in prison in a poison swamp so they're like slowly dying I know good content when I see it um okay we got drunken duel next up um again I would recommend not they get kidnapped by cannibals they will be eaten unless they can cook something that tastes so good the cannibals let them go that's pretty fun or maybe they have to cook something with the other people body parts already they all normal food that's funny CU they might like sacrificed himself okay the witch's bargain witch Morana offers the players a powerful artifact in exchange for retrieving her lost familiar a mischievous imp hiding in a nearby Village and causing trouble my thinking here is I could like we like put it in a Tavern or like a Town Square or something and they have to like ask around and find where the Imp is um it's a little open-ended I think it's fine there isn't necessarily like combat or whatever I I would probably lean towards no at the very least it needs to be reworked so it's a little more specific but um it's basically they' be like chasing around a little creature in a town okay A lot of people are saying re re work it in your brain what is the thing that needs to be reworked it sounds too long for an AI to manage yeah that that's my concern cuz like ideally we're sort of containing this to like essentially a single interaction you know like a single sort of and this this is like it's it's much more open-ended um I would have to like make a whole village that they have to explore I I'm I'm feel like this is going to be it's going to get too kind of off track and slow I'm going to I'm going to n this one okay kidnapped by cannibals you have to cook them something delicious uh for them to let you go this is this one's pretty funny there's less options but the options are all funny which is basically having to eat each other yeah we could do like a room full of stuff for the Imp instead but I think getting more specific is probably better I don't think the premise was that powerful enough to need to rework it rather than coming up with something different all right cannibals are in um the prison break in the city of Greystone the players must help in prison Thief Rena escape and exchange for information on hidden treasure they can bribe the guards creat distraction or find a secret passage alternatively um they get trapped and they have to escape a prison did I have I thought I had another one down here maybe not okay I'm going to rework this cuz I wrote I wrote this part um the players are imprisoned the uh the jail cell is in a poison swamp so they are slowly being hurt they can bribe the guards create distraction or find a secret passage so we like give them a couple ways to like engage with the with the thing they actually did the crime um I I don't want to just say that they did a crime I mean for them to go to prison I feel like uh oh oh falsely impr prison maybe there's another there's another uh what was her name Rana um how we feeling about this we want criminals I mean what we could do is like add more stuff of like the instant they enter the town Doug asks what they do no matter what they do it turns out that is illegal in this town and the guards try to arrest them if they don't resist they have to to do the prison escape sequence I think that kind of solves it a bit so there's like a little bit of flexibility on like how and why they get arrested and again what I want to do for every one of these scenarios is that we will we'll do the scenario right um we'll set it up but then before we start it I'll ask you guys what little twist should we add in order to like play to their personalities a little bit right um so in theory we're going to like customize it a little bit around them um so we'll always add something on top of it the farmer plea farmer jab ask the players to help rid his farm of a group of pesky Gremlins that have been destroying his crops they can fight the Gremlins negotiate or set traps I I don't know how I felt about this one it feels like it could be a sort of like I don't know it's a bit loose [Music] idea the Jacks attack SL sl4 jacks look like the nobleman on the cards hire the party to kill John for saying Jack is a stupid name or something with Jack related jokes The Twist is that Jacks are all British and the party has to decide to get gold but do Evil by helping British people like AI would get really confused like confused by that because I got confused by that Town blames an evil wizard in his nearby tower for many unexplained deaths in the town turns out the wizard is a cool dude but there's just he in the water well and make players have to purify it or kill the wizard anyways clearing the scenario B dooming The Village it's just eoli all right hold on I don't don't suggest new scenarios yet we'll do that at the end um it'll be a lot easier to to add new ones when we get through these I but like what do they so they just decide whether or not to leave the eoli okay remind me of the eoli one at the end the knight's honor disgrace Knight sir alleri challenges the players to a series of combat trials to regain his honor they must either defeat him or find a way to restore his reputation so I like the idea that like this is in the middle of a Town [Music] Square so like he's he's like uh he basically is looking for a way to restore his reputation either by defeating them or they can do anything else to try to like redeem him somehow so it's a little more open-ended of like how do you get this NPC to be like happy and we already have the drinking contest in duel so this one I'd more be want to be like I want to fight all of you like yeah it is similar to the drunk one the reason that this is feels a bit different is they like it's like he could be open to another way of of restoring his [Music] reputation uh okay not not a ton of enthusiasm for this one I mean I think fighting would be good no cuz then he loses honor ah I'm going to drop this not enough enthusiasm for him uh the explosive barrels [Music] oh I feel like there needs to be a lot of enthusiasm remove oh that's interesting what if we remove the duel [Music] [Music] [Music] what okay so what if it's just really open-ended it's just they just have to help this Knight restore his reputation and like they can just come up with ideas for how to do it he asked the players to help him restore his reputation as a fear War however he is actually terrified of fighting and doesn't want anyone to realize this so they're like trying to help this like cowardly guy just regain his reputation without like actually like fighting really could be kind of funny this would like by definition involve very very little combat but I do think that's funny yeah he could be overcoming a fear because then they have to like encourage him to like oh you should go fight that random guy over the bar there like tell him whatever yeah the gemerald will probably give a bonus when fighting the boss I think that or we just don't do gemer rals or it's just it's just a bonus you just unlock I don't know it's just New Game Plus or something all right we're leaving in the nights honor explosive Barrels in a Bandit Camp filled with explosive barrels Bandit leader racks demands the players surrender their weapons any attack risks setting off a chain reaction oh that's it I so I I just wanted something with explosive barrels I feel like this is probably could be more interesting this doesn't seem like that exciting really uh that's pretty good I think the explosive barrels are good but I don't feel like there's enough there like what is the what is the point like [Music] um what happens if they surrender them yeah I guess they just don't have a weapon then but then that that's kind of weird like then I need rules around whether or not you have a weapon um I would lean towards Douglas Douglas's most hairy best 2D platformer there Doug I did you paid promotion can I see my family again no we have an 18-month contract you got to see the rest of your contract through add the barrels we can I think we okay sir Aller has lost his honor in the competitive eating Community why don't we add there are explosive barrels yeah it's the DLC they explosive barrels sitting around why don't we just add this to one of the other things how about like Knight's honor totally add a random chance of plants going rabid if too many explosions happen and disturb the local ecosystem wait which one should have explosions probably not the drunken duel probably not fishing dou confusion to clarify the Jacks Are from playing cards and each of the four represent a different sweet Spades clubs and diamonds the name John is where the name Jack came from it can take place in a port city okay I'm going to do it with Knight's honor there's explosive Barrel sitting around with the Dishonored Knight okay we could also put it in the fishing one uh we can maybe do multiple character type stuff I'm concerned that it would confuse these guys a lot um how about there are explosive barrels everywhere just put explosive barrels somewhere in every scenario you know for excitement yeah we I'll just try to get a lot more explosive Barrels in here um okay next one uh this feels too simil no I'm I'm nixing this one this is too similar to The Merchant Bridge Okay the sinking ship on a ship slowly sinking in a storm Captain Hargrave tasked the players with patching up El Leakes and bailing out water they must balance a task while fighting off sea creatures so it's like they're in a boat and we're like you got to cross the river or something [Music] um oh yeah we could have gem rals for other things sck B there are explosive barrels everywhere uh um I'm if um I think this one's fine it's very similar to The Vampire thing kind of can you make one of the players being he's really bad at it it is cool in that the like the ship is sinking so they have to be doing multiple tasks and if they don't do multiple tasks simultaneously then it's like then they have issues wait you take people's families for 18 months where do I sign up okay this will be funny cuz like if they keep ignoring yeah okay we'll we'll send this one I think this is fun uh just type exclamation mark uh kidnap my family and then you'll get automatically signed up how many more of these do I have still quite a bit more all right there's still quite a few more and then we'll open it up a little bit uh The Beehive Grove I didn't think this one was that great but it had bees in a Grove filled with giant beehives herbalist Seline requests the players gather their honey for a powerful potion disturbing the bees could lead to a swarm attack this one is funny because then it's just like all right go and try to interact with the bees and then we then um and then we just see if they can like do it well and if not the bees start attacking them it is funny I love it is there anything else we need to add or do we just send it I also don't think that there's b art in Dungeon Alchemist but whatever good to go there are explosive Barrel no there going be I guess there could be explosive barrels no I don't want to overdo explosive barrels hey that gets the fan from the pizza place last Friday I wanted to know what you thought of the pizza hello that's great I love yeah I love that pizza New York style pizza the best it's so goddamn good explosive be I should be forced to play a trivia game about Gerald Ford if they don't answer enough question Christian right the game show host attacks them with explosive barrels if they get them all right they get a g we're we're leaning too hard into the explosions um have one of the runs be an explosive Barrel run okay what we'll do is after we do a stream or two of this then we'll do a run where every single scenario has tons of explosive barrels and we'll see how far the AI gets but like if any but like you instantly die if your Barrel explodes next to you okay uh okay we're including the B scenario The Cliffs side rescue on a narrow Cliff path mountain climber Rolf is dangling from a rope the players must save him without following themselves navigating Roost law loose rocks and Gusty winds the idea of like they have to figure out how to guy get a guy who's like danging from rope I'm worri it's like a little too simple like they they can just basically just come up with a thing maybe like there are harpies that could maybe make it more interesting so there's like a bird flying around that's uh that's like trying to pull them off so there's like a bit more like tension to it but I could go either way on this one harpies harpies what if the bird have explosive barrels what's funny is that is an actual thing in Elden ring that is a real enemy all right not a lot of enthusiasm for the Cliffside rescue sorry to the herpes fans out there have the explosive barrels as a jump KCK to make the party focus on diffusing a bombed fight and that make the character do something stupid after as confirmation on the Fusion like a thumbs up and an excited oh yeah quick time events are a challenge okay um okay this one is a little crazy but hear me out the players encounter let me set the mood for you the players encounter a blind Oracle Madam visra who demands they describe the most beautiful site they've ever seen if she de seems if she deems description worthy she'll grant them a prophecy if not she'll curse them with temporary blindness so what I think is funny about temporary blindness is like they just actually are blind for the like the next like full scenario or something she can't see she can't see that she that she is surrounded by explosive [Music] [Laughter] [Music] I mean so okay the with something like this probably what I would do is like put it up to a vote of you guys because Madame visra is me as a reminder as the dungeon master so I'd probably have you and me play her together where you guys vote on whether this the story they gave is good the other problem with this is I'm not sure the AI will actually know what it means to be blind and I'll probably have to keep reminding them of like you can't do that you're blind now um but the fact that they're that she's surrounded by explosive barrels is funny okay we can't lean too much in the explosive Barrel thing no more explosive barrels but this is very funny so we're leaving that in okay an eccentric gnome inventor fizzbang gear loose challenges the party to a bizarre contest they must create the most useless machine possible using only items from their backpacks the winner gets a mysterious artifact um I feel like the needs to be more here there's no like tension to this [Music] um how do we add some sort of like consequence or tension here I want I want there to be a little bit it's too simple right now regular barrels no no more barrels the twist is that the goblin will immediately attack the players with the machines they build that's kind of cool oh gnome sorry sorry that was Nest my bad [Music] um the machine anti-explosive so I mean I I think the thing here is like they build a thing without realizing that it's going to be used for something bad and depending on what they build the you know effectiveness of him attacking them is like better or worse I'm not really going to give them inventory so it'll just be like hey whatever you have in your backpack and they'll just send it within reason Don't Force It to be useless yeah yeah yeah um they must create the most powerful machine possible using only items from their bass pack the winner gets a mysterious artifact uh he promises them a precious gemerald The Twist is that the n and will immediately attack the players with the machine they build I think that's a cool I think that's a cool one because then like depending on what weird [ __ ] the AI comes up with we then like play off of that and [ __ ] with them that's a that's a good one I like that okay that was great love it um a stone Golem named Pebble guards a vault it will only open the door if the players can make it cry a feat never before accomplished for a creature made of rock this is funny however the AIS are just going to like tell uh a a sad story or whatever like we know how this is going to play out I don't feel like there's enough this is basically just we roll a d and we see if they roll high enough it doesn't feel like there's a lot of variety here that was in Vox Machina this was okay then I'm tossing it just a sad story doesn't work oh yeah we could say like sad stories do not make it work or do not elicit any emotion so how would they how would they make it cry [Music] I guess that's kind of funny and we just see what they do okay I I'm kind of into this if they end up attacking it they just get into this big fight yeah we just leave it up to them like you [ __ ] figure it out if you have a good idea we'll send it we'll go with it uh a medieval torture level okay we're sending it with uh Pebble the stone Golem a mischievous pixie nettle Blossom has stolen an important key she'll return if the players can catch her but every time they fail she polymorphs one of them into a small animal for an hour so okay the main thing I liked here was not really the concept um although the concept's fun but more so the idea that one of be one of them would be polymorphed into a small like woodland animal and they just are that for the next entire scenario so that I think is a very funny concept um what I want to do is for temporary blindness or being polymorphed in an animal I want it to be like the whole next scenario they are also an animal and then they just have to deal with it one of them polymorphs into an explosive Barrel cuz that way yeah there's like continuity between stuff as much as possible I want it to be like so if they do some some crazy [ __ ] in an early scenario right like with this scenario they do some crazy [ __ ] we what we will do as we're playing this is will if they then pick and go to scenario D next we'll adjust it slightly based on what they've already done so if there's some character who they tortured here or that you know or they had like a you know a snafu with or something like we'll have that show up again later on so as they decide to do stuff we'll try to incorporate it into what's happening in the thing okay how do we I I feel like this needs to be reworked a bit the idea of polymorphing them is funny if they fail is there another one that we could just throw that into rather than doing this pi [Music] one let's okay polymorphing for an animal the witch from before that I remov The Gnome okay well let's add it well the gnome is like he's going to use their machine which I think is fun um let's just okay the idea of they get polymorphed into a small animal for uh you know for a whole scenario I think let's keep that in board maybe it works for this next one which is a pair of Waring Wizards flambard the flame and frost frto demand the players two sides and their elementally charged Feud the players must find a way to resolve the conflict without taking sides well I would just more say players decide what to do um I think I like the idea there's two like Wizards in a feud and they have to like either get involved or not get involved or kill one or whatever um and like both of the Wizards are like trying to convince the players to Ally with them or something flambard the barrel right uh needs more I like the idea of two groups fighting and the players choose to Ally with one of them but we could just toss [Music] this one wizard polymorphs instead of Fire and Ice um [Music] I mean it could just be like they're in a Tavern and these two wizards start fighting and they choose what to do like I I'm interested in the idea of there just is a conflict and they can choose what to do I think is interesting um and R um start fighting in a Tavern and polymorph their spells keep missing and starting fires in the tavern or polymorphing random people into small animals the players can choose to fight them or Ally with one or leave I think that's kind of funny like there's some sort of uh like there's just chaos in the in the tavern I'm actually I'm more on board with this now I think it's interesting my uncle lives in Central America and has beehives and landmines that might not work he told us not to go near his shed just in case oh my God mines are horrifying no three in a trench coat what about three explosive Barrels in one okay people are pretty enthused about this one I like that the ey needs to smoke an entire carton of Mal Golds by the end of the campaign that can be one of the personality traits okay we have like three more um hey Doug I wanted to take a second to compliment you on your skill at wrangling chat it's not easy to maintain a fun chaotic back and forth without letting things get out of hand but you do it very well thank you that said we could really use a walk you want to go for a walk you want to treat you want to treat um okay uh the players meet a reformed Necromancer life is better Mort who needs help convincing his zombies to get real jobs the players must conduct job interviews to the undead and find them suitable employment this is funny but this is not this is not feasible this is like way too much um I'm going to cut this one very funny but that's a giant mess of a scenario that's a big broad thing that's very it's funny but like I know zombies deserve work it's also that would just turn into like really long conversations that are job interviews I the concept would get derailed super fast okay uh the players encounter a group of wind Elementals having debate on top of a snow covered mountain peak to get crucial information the party must mediate the okay this is similar to the elements arguments without getting blown off the narrow ledge or trigging okay wait hold on uh players can engage or just sneak by but volume here so here's the element that I thought was interesting volume is the key here if anything is too loud they Avalanche is triggered so the idea being like they're in this environment where if anything is loud um then like you can like get avalanched off the cliff and so it's all about like are they trying to tiptoe are they going to get involved with the the wind Elementals um having a screamingly loud debate I think it's like interesting explosive barrels would be great here why would there be explosive barrels on top of the mountain that doesn't make sense unlike everything else this doesn't that doesn't make sense so at this one it would be a lot of like how do you choose to get through the scenario while being as quiet as possible and then we would sort of roll based on what they choose to do squeaky Tony is also there squeaky Tony yes you say that as though that's a character who we've been aware of before right now as though you've just been waiting for sneaky Tony to finally show up again in a Doug duug stream okay this is this one I'm like kind of a maybe on no it's pretty good I think the idea of them trying to figure out how to be old ultra quiet is fun and that could that could play off of their personalities as well you know you just subbed for three years that's a $60 value all for only $49 you don't know you don't know squeaky Tony sorry yeah like if somebody has like this would be a situation where if somebody like you know shits their pants all the time that's one of the personality traits we gave the AI like that's funny to be like uhoh the guy who like farts too loudly is going through right so I feel like I scenarios like this are funny and that certain personality traits uh will will really like add to the tension of it okay um they have to fight a wizard in a tower but he has the power to control speech every turn so it's like a normal fight but every turn he declares like has a spell cast a spell cast a new spell that if you say a certain type of word for example any four-letter word then you will be hurt uh this leads to the AI is trying to talk and interact while following these rules and getting hurt if not so basically just combat but the wizard is like okay now my new spell four-letter words are banned and then we see if the AI can like keep up with it right like the AI might be terrible at it but be funny to see and it doesn't need to be four-letter words it could be like they can't probably the AI just can't do this and so it doesn't really work we can make it a little bit easier they I like the concept of it a lot but they might really struggle with it that's just dog I don't know if um if they can even do that hold on let me see please write a long fantasy story about a king who travels to a far away land but don't use any words that are four letters long and also don't use the letter K ever once a okay immediately fail with this okay yeah no the AI is not going to work starts the three of the first four words uh an he also used K quite a few times okay yeah no the AIS are not going to no no no no good idea it's not going to work all right so how many do we have in total um let's see how many more we need because then I need to make like maps for all of these okay we have one two three four five 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 is a maybe though 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 18 we have 18 that's pretty good um we do have two maybe though given that we have everything uh masquerade party a castle masquerade party where everyone is mased the evil queen is is one uh has one party guest murdered every turn until someone finds out who the queen is the killing continues I at this point would probably lean towards no on this but it is cool it's a cool idea all right and the COI with yeah I mean we can open it up to other ideas too but remember the Alamo and the eoli I don't think we're going to okay um I'm going to n this one I don't really know how I would manage this one as a DM okay we're down to 17 maybe the fisherman's request fisherman old Tom by the river ask the players to help him catch the legendary golden fish they must either use their skills to catch the fish or discover and reveal Tom's cheating competitors secret methods traditional fishing doesn't work but they can come up with some crazy fishing strategy there's a gemerald in the fish but old Tom doesn't want to give it to them they are EXP explosive barrels sitting around I'm going to remove the explosive barrels it's too obvious what would happen with them I'm removing the explosive barrels they have to creatively find a way to fish if there's just a giant explosive Barrel sitting there it's too obvious I'm tempted to do this one cuz I feel like I want like it'd be funny to see like how they try to catch a fish like that's a very like that's a really like open-ended thing how about there are barrels okay there are explosive barrels but this will just blow up the golden fish okay so this way the barrels are like a Temptation okay so it like will'll definitely just ruin the whole thing which will anger which will make old Tom attack them okay how about that that now I'm on board with this scen scenario we give them the temptation of explosive barrels if we have an AI That's too evil he'll probably just try to kill everybody uh okay we're leaving in fish so we have 17 cool we have 17 scenarios um what was the eoli want again they go to a wizard tower is is it what what was the what was the actual thing here okay wizard is okay a town is dying they they think it's an evil wizard turns out he's cool but the water well just has eoli in it okay this is funny but how does it resolve like Persona 3 music is okay right now most of the time but maybe that'll get claimed I haven't played that in a while uh there's no challenge or Mission they just they just find an eoli wizard does the wizard so so what they go talk to the wizard and he's like no I'm cool I'm not causing the deaths but the well over there seems sketchy and then and then what the players can kill the wizard and get the reward anyway but the village continues to die or they try to get to the real cause of the disease but then how do they fix eoli they kill the wizard or fix the well um put explosive barrels in the water well I I'm like I'm not understanding like what they like how the AI would kind of guide through this col would be a more accurate yeah I mean eoli is funny um I I just like I just don't know how that's the ai's problem not I mean we could just send it and I'm okay with that it just feels strange I am okay with just sending a weird open-ended one but like where's the tension in this the wizard can be convinced to purify the well but like what it doesn't like they can just leave like there's no incentive to do any of this um H the towns people give them money um and offer to pay the party if they kill him so I guess they they decide whether to kill the wizard or cure the water well I think it's it yeah it's a really funny concept I'm just I'm not imagining like this being a super funny like conversation with it um the eoli is the final boss uh here while this vote happens again let me go through some alerts can one of the aspia trigger happy pyromaniac who loves fire and blowing stuff up you know just to synergize with all the explosive barrels that feels like two on the nose to me but if that's what chat wants that's fine like we'll design the AI personalities at the beginning of a stream right no explosive barrels got it SL explosive crates from now on oh oops I forgot to run the pole eoli boss battle sounds cool the eye punch Pebbles Pebbles that's how they make him cry yeah I don't know what they're going to do in that one I mean we can just send this that's fine I mean again we'll we'll add a t when is this adventure actually happening I don't know a few days at the earliest cuz I'll have to like make all of these things and get it set up um you should add either later this week or early next week but in order to slay it you must play a game of chess yeah I mean I mentioned this earlier chess would just like really derail us for like a huge amount of time cuz chess games have typically taken like 2 hours there is a kid that is very unpopular at school and nerdy but nice no one is going to come to his birthday his mom wants you to get other kids to come to his birthday party and also do things to make the party even cooler like what entertainment to bring flame jugglers Wizards a horse what food Etc they need to convince the people at his school that he is super cool very funny idea I feel like that would take there's too much involved that would take a long time that is a very funny idea uh hey Doug how much realism or railroading will you be establishing like I can easily see you allowing them to pull a rope out of a backpack even though they never mentioned it but probably not a nuke what if they choose an option that is not presented etc etc SL I will try to navigate that as best I can as the dungeon master that will basically be up to me to decide and generally I'll go with what what is fun and make be a more accurate pathogen for the well-based play in general I will go with rule of cool which is that if there's a good idea that isn't completely Preposterous I'll go for it look at the Broad Street pump from the English col a pandemic what but why I the thing is like the gemerald could just have a secret magical power that can help the party defeat the final boss and you don't tell the ash what the power is all they know is that collecting all of them is their best chance a power of course turns out to be the power to summon his Excellency President Gerald Ford may his infinite wisdom guide us all and he's obviously wearing orate armor and he has a BAL Eagle on his shoulder cool this is colera well if chess is too much what about blackjack that is pretty funny black we do a blackjack round scenario idea the party arrives in a forest where they mysteriously become paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair then they have to get through the forest using creative thinking to reach a wizard named Kean who reveals that it was just a test and determines their worthiness to be cured if they're not worthy they will be paralyzed for the next scenario I think it's too similar to it's too similar to The Blind one I think think um okay um I will now read ideas from chat for scenarios I think we have enough and we don't really need anymore so I will do the 60 seconds of reading ideas Ready set go wait don't donate just type in the chat a troll asking for deeply personal device I feel like that's kind of covered with the the stone Golem get into a secret bunker that feels to me similar to the prison escape I'm trying to think of things that are like really unique themes um kill God shape shifters in a cave Joseph Stalin unemployable zombie and have to get him a job we could do okay hear me out [Music] why' you get timed out [Music] um sup Factory okay I am seeing there's a depressed zombie in a Tavern who wants a job the players must help him get secure a job [Music] [Music] so in theory we do there's a there's an unemployed zombie in a Tavern wants a job and the players have to help him get a job and convince one of the people in The Tavern to hire him that's like kind of funny I think um because that way it's just like can they convince other people and they have to like do a really good job I mean uh I'm seeing by the way I read through a lot of the scenarios just like skimming through I think a lot of them are either share similar themes with what we already have or are two a little too complex it's who's oh you're right that is I always get confused by who's um uh okay somebody wrote heroin Goblin sure I'll put it there heroin Goblin um nightclub players are in town okay there there's lots of ideas that I think are decent none jumped out at me as being like yeah we have to get that in I think we have enough that I'm excited about um that I think we leave it with these do we do we want the get the get a zombie a job no it's not that people aren't funny it's I I think we've covered a pretty broad range of different kind of Vibes um and at this point I'm hesitant to add more because it's just more setup for something that we don't really know what kind of scenarios are going to work best so I'm I think we have a really good starting group and then after after like a round or two of trying the game we can go okay these types of scenes are more fun these types of scenes are less fun and then kind of rearrange it from there I think we have a good this is a good group for to start things off like I feel pretty good about this can you put a land mine where if any character says the real blank is the friends we made along the way then the character instantly dies yeah okay okay remind me next time we need to make one of the personality one of the three AIS have a personality where there's a bomb in their head too early specific it blows up SL SL the party goes trick or treating to see who can get the most candy and have to make their own homemade costumes but it's middle of July see very funny hi Doug you are amazing thank you very funny but that would take so long that would be like a very long scenario I like the idea of an Espionage mission where they have to sneak into a fancy event or maybe a cult undercover fit in and steal something without being to court we have the yeah we do have the stealing from the museum we dropped the masquerade party which would kind of be like that I agree it's a good VI is contaminated because the wizard keeps [ __ ] in it and he doesn't want to stop he keep [ __ ] in the well I would love to see the ey tackle one of your party has been replaced by a Doppel ganger yeah the challenge with that is it's it's really hard to hope you're having a the to know the challenges you made for twitch chat are now going to I not even our jobs are safe L well in this case I'm Outsourcing the planning to you guys and then as I as I've stated with each one of these into sees a guy hustling a merchant for meat from a golden B the merchant tries to tell him that they're pretty sure that such a thing is just a scam but the guy just brushes him off and continues to cause a scene the merchant then asks the party if they'll investigate whether or not such a thing exists see that's a good start to an Adventure rather than a really small self-contain random sci-fi Alien Encounter trying to fix their sh to go home no maybe later um I think we're good I think gun that shoots cheese that's not really a scenario idea but okay any ideas for the final boss local B wants the players to ghost St his next song ideally it's not just like oh it's pajama Sam and Gerald Ford it's like something that feels like original and relevant to this um Doug about the four jacks what about the four jacks but you fight one and the other three come after the party one by one and after all four I kill the party will have to fight the Jack of jacks could maybe be like the they have to collect four cards 1990s sitcom Christmas special episode with all the tropes it's not really a SC kind of um we could do something like you have to collect four cards no cuz we we're not doing collection anymore uh okay rather than having it just be a reference to something else that we've done like it's Shrek or it's like pajama Sam what what is like an original character that that could be created based off of what they do in the in the party or like in the adventure right like that's the ideal scenario rather than this just being like some totally disconnected thing that has nothing to do with what's going on it's like related to how they've done the adventure right um so I'm not just asking for like a name it's like what is what is the premise of the boss uh that's more interesting right than just like an interesting format rather than just his name is you know baral or whatever um I mean it could be like just based on what they've done we just set the boss as a final thing but like okay in theory what is the motivation hold on let's start with motivation what is the motivation for our AIS like broadly do we give them each their own motivation for what they want to do is it that like a family member of theirs was kidnapped is it that this is like a precious item they've always wanted at the very end are they saving the world like what is the motivation I feel like that'll help us figure out what what to do um I think there's there's probably value s that is funny if we have a fourth wall character who just keeps telling them they're Ai and this isn't real this is just a stream on twitch.tv but anyway all right uh they have to get water for their people they explosive barrels uh stocks company become the Avatar they're bored they cure for brain worms okay what about something that has to do with them being AI is there a way that we can relate the final boss or their quest to be a that that it has something to do with their being an AI you know what I mean um like they want to become real or [Music] something okay I have an idea okay what if we have we start the stream by making the three characters right and and we give them each personality traits background like what they like to do motivations right and then the final boss is a dragon or some you know some creature whatever who is an AI and makes decisions as an AI but his personality is all three of their personalities Blended together so they have to fight against like a mega version of themselves and we could still have it be like a I I feel like the scenario can still be kind of crazy right but like but in theory like the I don't know it could be like a wizard or something that like steals their steals their brain or something it's a three-headed dragon um I think that's pretty cool there there still needs to be something more than that because yeah we name him Al um it's them but the the opposite that's interesting it's an opposite Dragon so even if we do this so even if we mix I I I think the idea of mixing their personalities is pretty is like pretty interesting because it it ties it makes it makes the overall stream and Adventure even more unique based on each of the characters right the whole idea of all of this is we're making this broad like story that can feel very different based on how we designed the 3is originally so I like the idea that the boss is also directly related to um to the three characters that we originally make so I think this concept is cool but then we still need to like put them in a scenario where where the personalities can do interesting things right um so in all of these scenarios so far depending on their personality they can do very different things if they just go and this is just a dragon here with who who who Blends all their personalities like there still needs to be interesting stuff for them to interact with like for them to like what are are they just fighting because if they're fighting like the personality is not necessarily going to involve personality that much uh it lays eggs in of them oh um do you get what I mean what what I'm trying to figure out is like this concept of blending their personalities is cool but what what is the final showdown then like what is the scenario that allows the personalities to really show off in some interesting way yeah like if they die they become a new NPC or something um presumably it should be a fight right or I guess we don't it doesn't have to be but for this to be a climactic ending to the whole thing presumably we do want it to be a fight not just like a presidential bait as somebody said or a capture uh like having it be a dragon who has the opposite personality is pretty funny uh okay what if instead of one somebody suggested this by the way this is not my idea they face off against three AI who are the opposite personality it's like a standard fight in like a dungeon or whatever but it's like this is the determining to see who is the superior personality um they're like Shadow clones or something so they show up and they're like only one of us can live and they start engaging in battle this is going to be a lot technically uh I would have to make a copy of the pro okay it's doable without that much additional work I think that's I think it's cool what if they get separated in different rooms so each one has to like well what I was thinking because at this point let's say let's say AI number B is dead right if he's died at this point do we still have number B to fight against cuz in the if they like collect precious items and stuff to help them out that's that's what will help them win the battle is they'll have like an advantage over their Shadow clone um I mean I would say like they have to fight against all three personalities regardless because that way there's real consequence if they died on the way there right like I even if B is dead you still have to fight negative a negative B and negative C right cuz it's like that's the whole thing is like they're working their way towards the boss and like if they're losing people along the way the odds that they win the boss fight is low and vice versa if they do really well over the course of the adventure they're like oh damn they're probably going to beat their opposites like their Shadow clones um uh yeah I mean we can come up with cool lore to explain this but in terms of the mechanics of it um I think this is cool I think this is pretty cool the previous successful party oh that's awesome I mean so in terms of like explaining this there's various things we can do um yeah fighting the previous party is pretty dope by definition that gives them an advantage cu the previous party died but still um okay so we have some cool options here oh why did it minimize I hate when it does this all right option one who is the final boss a single dragon or the single Big Bad Evil big what is it big evil Bad Guy what's the whatever single bad guy uh who is a combo of all three personalities three copies of yourself uh I'll just call them Shadow clones BB EG big bad evil guy right uh okay three Shadow clones which are the opposite of your personality personality or we do the previous party who failed actually we'll say the previous party the only downside with the previous party is if the very first one gets there then we don't have a final boss and I guess we could swap over to the shadow clones for the first one I think these are all very cool ideas oh if it's the previous party who won that's cool too cuz then yeah you have to like Dethrone them oh it could be from the from the D andd stream last year I think for if the very first party makes it to the end I'd probably do I think we do the previous party even if they died cuz that way it's different every time otherwise we guarantee that the boss is going to be the previous DND group um I like the idea that even if a team just totally fails like now the next party could potentially face them um I really like the opposite of the personality that's also really cool but the previous party is sick as hell also okay so and then I can just design like a generic room um that they all fight in I think that works yeah and then I can come up with lore to explain why they are fighting their whatever um although that's okay that's that's the benefit of the Shadow clones which are the opposite of your personality of like if there's some sort of curse and that like an anti- version of your personality was put out into the world like You' you'd have clear incentive to go uh I me we can obviously come up with whatever lore to justify this but [Music] um also um man I'm torn there's this is really like there's a lot of pros and cons to all this [Music] uh clones of the previous party well sorry I just more I mean like the opposite of your personality I think there's something really cool about the idea of you face your like a a version of yourself that's like an anti- version um it also means each story is a little more self-contained right rather than it being this longer form I it's cool to have like a longer form thing of like um the the other thing is like it I I would like the very first run to have a chance of being cool and not depend on the previous party's personality that's like kind of why I'm leaning into this um even though I know you guys didn't vote for it I think it makes each stream and each run a little more self-contained rather than depending on knowledge of the previous ones right um like this is very cool and maybe we do this after somebody beats the whole thing right like then we change the rules and now the final boss is the opposite but to start it starts with sha like you have to defeat three like Shadow clones that is that fair I think that's fair right so like it basically be the first the first final boss is going to be Shadow clones the opposite of yourself and I think that's really compelling because it's like whatever crazy [ __ ] personality we come up with they have to fight the opposite of that and like that's a weird scenario and then if they sort of defeat it we're like okay that was round one that was like version one of this whole game done then we could like revamp things including the final boss and then the final boss is like the previous party I think that's cool that also works better than the the than basing it off of the first D and stream that I did because in that stream it wasn't an AI personality it was it was twitch chat it was a whole bunch of different people incorporating different things there was obviously kind of a personality but it was never an AI so we'd have to be like converting that party into AIS and there's a whole kind of weird thing there okay I am going to ignore democracy and do this so the final boss this is such a cool idea dude final boss is fight three Shadow clones who are AIS with the opposite personality uh version two can be the previous winning party so that you have to like overtake them okay I think that's cool rigged but fair there are a bunch of alerts so obviously listen AI realize they're in a simulated DND game for the entertainment of the masses a local Potter hires the party to kill a mimic in his shop but will attack if they damage any real merchandise that's how would they do that recapitation a guy can remove his head and keeps throwing it under people and under bathroom stores Etc so your goal is to get his head attached again so he can't be creepy just they could just use flex glue they have evaded taxes all this time turns out the boss has named taxes oh [ __ ] that is a good idea it's like if we have the final boss be a collection of all their personalities maybe a giant tree boss that depends on what trees or plants they damage during the adventure or maybe creatures they killed it could be controlled by twitch chat [ __ ] okay a necromancer that summons every person or creature they killed in the path leading up to him so depending on how bloodthirsty they are changes the difficulty for the finale fight oh that is cool but I also don't want to just like punish it if they I like the idea of a guy who was doing all of these things unintentionally but just says Ah you know what [ __ ] you were in the end yeah although I guess these don't have to be mutually exclusive it could do that the judging morality and they're trying to rebel and kill God meaning you doke dug well no cuz the whole point is that they're AIS right uh damn so the com the combo of per so I think these are two different on a journey to open the fart gates to release the people from the oppressive fart Barons yeah yeah it's all it's all related to the fart Gates um it's a capture they have to complete the only downside okay you you guys controlling the final boss is also really cool I do like that a lot save de PCS join them in the end fight yeah potenti I think we play that stuff by ear that's the type of stuff that like we just roll with what happens right so quite possibly well Okay the reason we can't do both personal fears the reason we can't really do both of these ideas okay I think there's two different concepts that are cool here one is the idea that based on the personalities that that we collectively decide for the AI at the beginning of each stream that affects the final battle and I think that's really cool like the same thing that um the same thing that's going to make the whole Adventure interesting and distinct is also going to define the ending in some way and utilizes AI in an interesting way right where then I'm asking the AI of like what do you want to do but they're the opposite of the uh of the of the players players um alternatively this can be twitch chat which is also a really good ending right so this is like a dragon or whatever that you guys I'll just like pull what you want right I'll just pull what you want to do as the dragon and you are trying to stop them I think the downside to you guys controlling it is that there's a strong chance you won't want to kill them uh like if if we're really in love with this AI now I feel like a lot of people will just like try to not kill him and that's funny but it's not very like climactic right like that is definitely and I think what we can do with like twitch chat plays what I will try to do as I am as we're going into each scenario and we're you know in a Tavern or whatever I will try to like look to you guys and look at chat um as often as possible for like what I should have the NPCs do and respond with so it still is hopefully like us collectively deciding what the AIS are are sort of like going through um oh tooo much but yeah I mean we could just we could have twitch chat control a character like randomly in the middle of one of the encounters [Music] H and we can't combine these you guys can't control Shadow clones because the whole point is that it is an AI That's the opposite right it's no longer an AI if you guys are controlling it that's just a character um damn there's so many cool ideas okay I think we start with Shadow with Shadow minions or shadow shadow clones I think that's the coolest most potent thing that ties together to this Core theme which is we design characters and we see what happens and then the design of those personalities also affects the ending I think let's start with that and then down the the road we can do like twitch chat controlled characters and stuff yeah or twitch chat is a Lackey or something you know it's like some little Minion or whatever that you guys control I think there's a lot of good options here I think we start with that we start with Shadow clones okay real quick do we want to do Shadow clones or Shadow clone cuz this could be like evil wizard who is the opposite of their personalities combined it would simplify the fight a little bit whereas if we do six if we have like three Shadow clones um it just means there's a lot going on right probably it should be three I think that works better yeah okay technically and from a like length of time it's going to be a lot longer with six I'm GNA have to like yeah it'll be a it'll be a lot but I think I agree I think we got to go three you like you face Your Shadow clones that's like a really cool idea well the six characters I there there will be more than six characters in certain scenes anyways they'll just have to deal with it they'll be okay um okay they merge for phase two one with three rounds for each AI uh well I think I need each one of them to give their own individual responses cuz that way is that's like the only way it would show off their their like personality in a unique way needs to be like them each talking I'm not sure if that's what you meant but uh yeah I maybe they merge together phase two most likely not because that would require a different technical setup on the coding side and I would rather not do that or it's a three-headed monster I think we probably just do three three AI right [Music] [Music] the three heads is like there's less flexib like a head can only convey personality so much right like I like a head can't go like I don't know like you're attached to a body I I don't think it's a cool idea but I don't think it I don't think it mechanically is as flexible all right cool well um to recap we have a cool thing planned now um we have got what 18 different scenarios I think 18 different scenarios which we will put together into a big tree um that the AIS can go through so to recap for anybody who's missed all this hopefully in the next week ish be able to do one of these I this might be more than a week of needing to uh get all this prepped but we're going to start the stream by developing three AI personalities we will have these paths that they can choose to go through with all these different scenarios each scenario will'll build out a little map using dungeon Alchemist um we'll have NPCs and whatnot that they can interact with with a sort of like Quest or goal that they have to get through in each um each of the scenarios are hopefully going to be funny and varied and entertaining and repeatable and then we will also have little like twists that we'll do so that you and I can add and change things slightly depending on what the personalities are doing and then when they get to the final boss it is going to be uh three copies of themselves but with the opposite personality and then we see if they can defeat the three Shadow clones and if so they have uh officially solved the campaign this sounds cool as hell I hope this is as cool as it seems like it's going to be like this this seems sick that is it for today I have week off under s load of beer make it happen soon smile hopefully like Thursday or Friday it would probably mean I won't stream before then cuz like doing all the scenarios getting all the NPCs CL is a party but the only difference is they know they're Ash in a simulation I think this wouldn't be too interesting multiple times but could be good ones yeah the shadow clones keep being like you're an AI stop fighting me Doug is controlling us can pxa be the final boss no we are not doing this today I need to now go create a map that looks decent and create maps for every scenario some of their personality changed due to some events but the opposite high is based on the original so that maybe it'll be interesting if the asro and some things aren't a problem for them anymore from the opposite yeah yeah yeah I'll need to think about that um should be doable cing you beat the final boss the real villain all along Dr Dr Douglas Douglas Eggman finally reveals himself how will it be decided what scenario they go they will decide so I'll basically be like to your left there's a Tavern and to your right there's a castle we mess up as on accident all the time chat can probably do it on purpose also what about Doo doole for a villian name um Shadow clone sounds pretty cool more so than dodle to you know in my in my opinion H I did not do balers Gate 3 yet but I'd like to I have more time now so I've been been getting a little more video game time in but by the way in the final battle there will always always be an explosive Barrel don't you guys worry cool this was a stream I'm going to call it there um thank you for watching uh this is Ian this is actually really fun just to like plan something together so uh thanks for hanging out uh not the most exhilarating stream of all time but uh good time poy stream [Music] wait I just got here what did I miss can you recap everything I just did recap everything basically um all right cool I am going to go I'm going to try to get this stuff set up as fast as possible I'm hoping that it's not as hard as the previous D and D thing was and I don't think it will be so yeah all right cool that's it I'm in AO thanks for hanging out uh thanks for being a part of today all right my brain's shutting down goodbye hello uh I'm going to raid um this guy oh that's an invel name all right go enjoy your raid on Shadow [Music] clone I have no idea who this is by the way all right bye have a good one raid squeaky Tony

by now a lot of you know my secret since the photos have been leaking online yes I am terribly short in real life now throw your Stones if you must in the comment section but your words will not hurt me because I am a small Target now of course the real secret is obviously that I went on Joe Rogan did about a three-hour podcast and I didn't want to say anything when we were setting it up a couple months ago because the whole time I'm thinking there's been an error you know this guy has to have famous people to talk to or important people maybe but sure enough it happened and uh yeah I just wanted to take a moment to highlight my three favorite moments from The Experience starting with the Logan Paul and crypto Zoo um part we gotta talk about so obviously most people know that Logan Paul promised to refund the victims but the behind the scenes information which I haven't talked about is that he hasn't actually paid anyone yet he hasn't even said a word to his community since January when he got in trouble and it's just been really frustrating to watch because frankly I'm tired of talking about Logan but many of these people are helplessly waiting and begging for Logan to respond to them and they've been getting nothing so I followed up with Logan privately twice about the lack of refunds uh and heard nothing I got left on red so I finally decided to make it public enjoy you told everyone it was going to make the money and then you never delivered anything so my story was basically showing that showing the victims of the scheme and in response he's like well I'm going to sue you for that he said he's going to see you yeah he said I'll see you in court and then the backlash against him was so severe that he releases a video saying thank you coffeezilla for showing at the world what happened and I appreciate it I responded out of anger but I'm gonna make things right I'm gonna fix the game to what it was supposed to be and I'm gonna pay back 1.7 million dollars I'm committing 1.7 million to anyone who bought an nft can get a refund now there's a bit of an issue with that so that's nice I actually think it's great that that happened but uh there's two issues with it number one which is that the nfts were only half a small part of the sale they actually weren't even half they were because people bought these tokens so the people who bought tokens get nothing he's offering you know this refund on the the nfts the other problem is he hasn't refunded the nfts it's been like over a month since he's done this so he said he's going to do it and then the Discord put like he's posting in this little chat room with the investors after he said he was going to do it he's posted nothing there's no way to get a refund right now so I keep asking him like Hey where's you promised 1.7 million to these investors they're all waiting like it's been over uh I think it's almost been two months now and there's nothing so it's like you know he says that he's refunding people which sounds great for PR and then it's just like radio silence so my experience because I've talked to Logan and that's why I know he didn't respond to me because I I texted him I said Hey where's this money he left me on red but I've talked to him and when I talk to him there's just sort of this feeling of he's like I just don't want to think about this like I don't want to be you know he wants to focus on Prime which is successful he doesn't want to be bothered with the victims of the scheme that he ultimately thought of in the first place is it possible that he's just Gathering the money or working out a way to do it legally where it it makes sense it's it's very frustrating because you know at at every turn it's just sort of like uh you know it is I want to say it's possible we just don't know and it's just sort of like when you promise people re refunds like the longer you wait you know the less people are actually going to take that refund if Walmart says hey bring in bring in this skull I'll give you a refund and you're like all right when can I bring it in and then I'll respond to you for two months they know that you're less likely to actually take the refund so I don't know if he's doing it because he wants less people to get the refund he probably is busy but my thought is a transgression of this magnitude where you're playing with people's money and livelihoods you cannot take it lightly and that's one of the things is these influencers got into this crypto space I don't think they fully appreciated they're now dealing with financial investments and it's not a joke it's not like a brand deal where you know if uh nordvpn isn't as great as they said it was you know it's all cool right it's now it's your company and you promise people you're gonna make the money and now you haven't said anything for over a year then you say you're going to refund them and you don't say anything for two months that's a that's an issue so that's my favorite segment from the show I just think it's so important to hold these people accountable and the second moment I wanted to talk about was uh talking about Ai and deep fake scams which is something I'm concerned about but I haven't gotten the chance to talk about too much just recently one went viral using Joe Rogan and I wanted to get his response to it after I had done some research here's a clip of the deep fake scam and his reaction to it and the AI stuff's scary because ultimately you'll get the AI deep faking you into you know yeah there's one of me it was one of me and Andrew huberman selling some supplement that's not real right yeah Alpha I don't know if the supplement's real but I know that the commercial's certainly not real I mean Andrew Look alphagrid's only been out for two months but if you go to Amazon and you search testosterone booster for men Amazon already has it at the top of the search ranking yeah they they deep faked you and I think it went viral on Twitter for a bit yeah what everybody knew was a deep fake luckily and it wasn't quite good enough yeah and then you know we tried to figure out who's doing it and you just run into a bunch of shells it's like very difficult I'll tell you offline who's doing it okay I know I looked into it because I was curious I was curious and uh you know that same person I put out a lot of ads about like Kim Kardashian had they had deep fake of Kim okay so I'm gonna share Pete's secret for his feedee they had one of you saying that like so they have one of you saying like this product's great you know go buy it and then there's another one where you were complaining that Andrew Tate launched it and you thought you were sort of like Andrew Tate's going after my brand so Andrew Tate made this competing product to Alpha Brain he called it Alpha Brian and it's a coffee with some nootropic and test boosting ingredients in there hey I'm not sure if that was a slight at me for some of the past comments I had made like masculinity yeah I will say I'm impressed with the formula I respect what he's doing and all around I mean I guess just hats off although I wish he wasn't competing with me it was kind of this hilarious thing where they were playing both sides it's like it's Joe Rogan's it's also Joe Rogan Tate like hates that it's out there because it's so good then it's like Kim Kardashian loves it they had every celebrity was like basically endorsing this thing all through Ai and it's just the Testament of our times like celebrities are the new sort of authorities for better and often For Worse um but like but people use that as currency now and like with AI you can just like fake a lot of that stuff um that's what I'm worried about is the volley I feel like this is the very first volley in a war on reality this is a weird experience showing the person who was used in the fake ad like the fake ad but something I actually forgot to mention in the show which I think makes it 10 times worse is that the person who sells this Alpha grind product or the and uses these AI scams uh goes by the name of Genius CEO and he sells a course on selling on Amazon so it's not just Preposterous that he uses it to sell the product itself he then brags about it online where these products are getting sold by AI scams and then he sells a course I guess on how to do the same thing let me tell you a story of how I made 300K in two months and yes there is some artificial intelligence in this story very strange I forgot to mention it and I just wanted to correct that and I I also want to say this technology is only gonna get more creepy so yeah the future it's not great now the final part of the show I wanted to highlight is a Celsius rant which if you haven't seen that video you can go check it out right now but it's just also a rant about scams in general and it really sums up a lot of my thinking lately uh just the problem of these scams being under prosecuted criminally and um yeah I I hope you enjoy I watched the Celsius video that you put out recently and I watched it today and I was like this is so valuable because I'm seeing all these people because you you showed those people that did get scammed and the people that get [ __ ] over by this guy who created this thing and you know they have a voice now and you can you you can also like let all these other [ __ ] that are trying to do something like that know that coffee zilla's out there and he's going to find you and he's gonna put you on blast and people are gonna know and it's gonna be more difficult for the next person and again it's not the wealthy investors that will sue it's these people that put in two thousand dollars and it's the only two thousand dollars they had that's that's where it's so valuable and and I know that you feel that way and it comes through in your video and I think that's why it's appealing that's why it's working I I really discovered early on that nobody cares about the numbers the numbers are like the headline or whatever but ultimately you can't make a like this stuff doesn't matter until you get people involved yeah until you hear the victims talk they're the heartbeat of everything because until you hear that like what's a billion dollar it's impossible to know yeah and it's not and then and then you watch the guy and you're like this who would fall for this you know like it's easy to get cynical if you just see the numbers and the guy who defrauded people yeah the second you humanize it and you show a person and all of a sudden you see someone with all the same problems and you can just tell you can see it in their eyes and they're just wrecked by this guy who who they believe who truly they believed it it's like the biggest betrayal you trusted somebody with everything and then they stab you in the back like this uh Alex machinski CEO of Celsius his whole thing was banks are evil which is not crazy I mean it's like you know you can understand why a lot of people resonated with that they're like and it wasn't even evil yeah yeah sorry I was going to correct that he said like they're greedy yeah and that's true like it's like and he's not yeah yeah he goes like banks are not your friends true statement Alex and then this interviewers like but Alex is your friend and he's like yeah he's like you basically you can take the same ride as me eight percent eight percent a year I'll just give it to you you know we're we're giving we're doing the same thing as the banks we're loaning out your money but we're gonna pass on 80 of the revenue back to you instead of the banks which they take all your money right um so people bought into that they said that sounds great like a new hey the internet changed everything you know we think crypto is going to change everything why not have a bank that instead instead of serving as shareholders it serves its customers it kind of like there's something that makes sense there it's really compelling and then come to find out Celsius was never making money they said they were paying out you know you with uh with their profits they were paying out you with new deposits like new people were coming in and they were paying you out and so it was this giant Ponzi scheme where they set the rewards because they knew if it's high enough people are just going to flock to them and so but they had this compelling explanation for why like it kind of made it kind of made a little bit of sense and then they when it finally goes wrong he just get he just walks away I mean yeah he's getting sued civilly but where's the criminal action he's going to go to jail probably not and it's like that is so messed up that is such a that itself is a crime I I think it's so sick that we allow we throw the book at people who will rob a store with a gun right still ten thousand bucks people who still millions billions of dollars often get away with it because it's just done a little differently there's not the drama of the gun and somebody's and even if no one just gets shot there's it's just hey it's just he pushed a few pencils around he got you to sign a few shitty but that's just as sick and twisted but it's just done in a way that socially is slightly more acceptable and get they get away with it way more often but I would contend that these people are literally financially murdering people after Celsius people committed because of lit I mean literally it's a fact people come inside because they lost everything I'm sure FTX as well of course you know the bigger the bigger the scam there's just statistically it almost becomes impossible that you don't at least if not financially sort of metaphorically murdering a family you literally kill somebody and people walk away with not like either only the guy at the top goes down or nobody goes down and that is crazy to me it's like what message are we sending via our our Regulators basically it's like hey you're gonna get a slap on the wrist if you're caught and this what you just did is why you're so successful that's real this is how you really feel this is your re and this is why your show works and this is this is it right there like what you just did is why I'm interested in your show because it's this is your real thought something has to change I mean something has to change where you can't you can't just go go on like this where if if we're really going to allow if if we're going to you know take our financial future in our own hands we're going to allow these influencers to talk about Finance somebody has to be there when things go wrong yes and there has to be consequences if you lie and if you cheat and you steal there has to be a guy at the end of the day who's gonna put you in trouble and I think a YouTube video is not nearly enough that's why I'm constantly saying like hey okay it's up from someone from the government get involved like go [ __ ] this guy up go lock somebody you know I know it's like a lot of this is new like the crypto stuff is new but it they're doing old crimes in a new way yeah it's always been illegal to steal people's money and that is what's happening and that's why I put these people on my show so you don't think it's some like rug pool where it's all fake money no there was real money in these companies and they just stole it a new way but it's they're still stealing money and the fact that we haven't found a way to put some of these people in jail is mind-blowing to me and we're sending a bad message that hey just keep doing it just go start a new there are people now uh they were trying to start GTX after FTX some new some new guys will try to start like the new thing and it's like TX is next it's just like you know you have to that's half the purpose of the law is to it's partly you know for you know you did something wrong you get punished but also part of it is you do something wrong you send a message to socially you socially signal that we do not tolerate this and right now the social signal were were sending and accepting is if you scam there's a very high likelihood you will get away with it and if you don't get away with it you'll get a little slap on the wrist you'll get a little fine and that's not that's not working no it's not well that's it in all seriousness it was a surreal moment a very cool one uh and I just appreciate you all getting me this far thank you for watching and even more than that thank you for caring about these scams ultimately I think we're shining a light on a really important issue and um I'm just grateful that anyone pays attention so yeah thank you and I'll see you in the next one

for e hello everybody flooding in how is everybody doing on this F Sunday chat it is an early morning damn stream welcome welcome welcome how is everybody doing I was live less than 12 hours ago Spyro final and big for the sub the crock hit Mr Cheese and Jax for the sub oh that was from yesterday yeah no we were live early uh or we were we had an early stream yesterday and then I did a late night for the people that didn't make it or didn't see I was live till like 1: in the morning or something uh somebody said the glaze here is wild they're just saying hi Joe because it's just the start of stream anyways uh Philip for the big deal for the three does Joe get a bloody nose today on stream I'm going to say yes Hayes and l ly cou for the sub culture for the sub not a guarantee but my nose are starting to get red which is annoying anyways it's a react day today chat we did a little bit of reacts uh last night it was a lot of philosophy reacts that we played some games today's going to be a full react day going to be like a three and a half hour stream if I had to guess then we're going to be hopping uh into Tuesday's stream so I'm not going to be live tomorrow my uh I'll be uploading on YouTube today tomorrow and Tuesday but I won't be live tomorrow for Memorial Day sorry however um I'll be live Tuesday at 4:30 we're going to be doing uh horror games and practice for multivers twitch Rivals Wednesday will be the multivers twitch Rivals event with janx uh and some random games after that probably Thursday's going to be a Sim day uh Friday's going to be reacts uh and the little Warriors charity stream fighting Childhood Cancer Saturday is going to be a behind the wheel driving Sim game uh day plus switch Sports Sunday's reacts and then I'm gone for a week the 3rd through the 8th of June but I'll be back the 9th and we're going to be grinding content then I'll be uploading on YouTube Every Day I'm gone SAU and Bowers for the sub waffle for the sub halfs for the sub anyways little rundown of the videos that we have for today I'm also live early today just because it's Memorial Day weekend like no [ __ ] but uh normally I'm live at two on weekends anyways we're going to switch to our summer stream schedule in mid June by the way but that's like a month away uh off rip new Jack Penbrook video dub I learned illegal skills we're going to be starting out with that then we have this guy's discussing a penguins video about somebody I don't know who uh how the US is destroying your future I tried every seat on the most expensive Airline the O How OJ Simpson created the nword uh in the Pixar theory which is supposed to connect every Pixar movie chronologically or by like they're all to looped together in the same universe hay waffle sauce sir mama and GG luck for the sub anyways are we ready to hop in chat yes or no let's do it I have no rants for today because I was live literally like 10 hours ago lock in I learned IL legal skills gabello for the seven love your streams thanks for making my weekend enjoyable with your jokes and funny reactions you help me with the class of just getting through college so thanks for that Dad glad I could help thank you for theing bets and the nice message strangers phone last night was dope yeah I do need to do more um I do need to do more late nights I haven't done a late night in a while dude they're fun I learned a legal skills lock in stealing a stranger's phone without them knowing breaking into and hotwiring a car picking a lock and stealing a bike these are all very illegal skills that I'll be learning [Music] today there's one problem I'm no criminal and like almost everyone I've been a victim of these crimes myself the worst one being my favorite Spider-Man bike being stolen from me seven and trust me it sucked but getting your bike stolen as a kid definitely does blow because you don't even understand if you're like seven years old and somebody Ys your bike you'd be like dude what theu like what why why did they take my probably for their kid honestly or to sell it rig for the Thousand bites thanks for streaming so damn much thank you tuning in thank you for the Thousand oh my god dude yo like how long am I GNA be sick for dude this I'm mature and you can't hold on to things forever right wrong which is why I'll be exposing the secrets of how these thieves get away with crying and more importantly give you some clever tricks to make I feel like pickpocketing is the coolest skill just cuz you do it and they have no idea right like if you if you rob somebody's car and Hotwire it like that's cool but they're just gonna find the car if you know how to like walk up to somebody have a conversation with them and take their watch and they don't know what the [ __ ] you're up early yeah I'm streaming at JoJo hours right now this is JoJo hours I'm streaming [ __ ] crack of d on dude I'm live I was live I went live before noon what's up Jojo anyways yeah no I'm live early today uh good for the sub gabello for the five buying a PS5 for the new NCAA college football game dub make sure that it doesn't happen to you our journey begins with a plane flight to the wonderful city of New York and we came all the way here to meet one very important man what's going on this is mys and believe it or not he's a professional pickpocket he travels the world doing performances and has mastered the art of stealing from your pockets Without You noticing and today he's going to teach me how to pick pocket I no I just [ __ ] duct tape the watch to my [ __ ] hand like or what if it's a watch that he doesn't know and he doesn't know how to get it off that's just awkward right like he might be able to steal Rolexes and [ __ ] like that but what if I have like some weird ass [ __ ] pek watch he's never seen what is what it is what do you have in here so what do you have in there uh just a microphone then that's how you lose your glasses that happened really really fast yeah and now that I had become one of media's victims it was time to learn how he does it he told me there was three different ways thev steal your belongings starting with the distraction method but it's like let's say that I have an address on the phone I hey can you tell me like where it is this one and then they go like really like aggressive and then they take it but he has then showed me the second method which is called the bump and I don't want to say that I would know but whenever I'm out do y'all do this I don't know if this is just a dude thing I go like every like every five minutes and I Pat my pockets to like make sure I'm not like reaching in there but I know if I feel like something then there okay then I didn't lose anything yeah and then and you know what you ever you ever do the and then it's and then it's empty and you go oh my [ __ ] god and then you start tweaking then you have to retrace your steps to the last Pat and you're like okay where have I been since then and you have to find your [ __ ] oh that [ __ ] sucks dude losing something is the [ __ ] worst losing something in your house whatever losing something in public dude oh my God that's [ __ ] so ass run let's say that you are walking and then somebody's like oh excuse me yeah then they take it I didn't even feel that and finally he showed me the third and five you start going to the was and found and you're just praying it's there and if it's not there you don't know what the [ __ ] you're going to do fin method the phone on the table method this method requires their phone to be on a table and something to use as cover basically you come and then you open this right in front of them you will just come here with these two fingers you will hold it and then lift it and take it away that I have respectfully I would immediately know I would immediately know right he might be able to take it but the second he walks away and I see my phone's not on the table I am chasing his ass down at the speed of a [ __ ] cheetah I will I will tackle him to the ground before he gets away the info I needed we said goodbye to medas it was a pleasure apprciate way I know there's a lot of motorbike well this isn't even pickpocket but I know in like I don't know if it's Italy but there's a lot of like European countries where they'll it'll be like two dudes and one guy on the back of a moped and they'll just drive by women and just grab their purse is it Paris yeah they'll just grab their purse and dude if you're like if even if it's attached to you they'll just keep holding on to that [ __ ] until you [ __ ] let go just dragging your ass across the [ __ ] road just take your [ __ ] and leave uh here's your phone oh thanks Paris is [ __ ] terrifying I don't want to diss France but every video I ever see about Paris is how Paris actually sucks and they're rude and it's very boring it's boring the food's actually mid and everyone's a [ __ ] that is what everybody says not even just like Americans right because I know a lot I know a lot of Americans are [ __ ] [ __ ] and I know a lot of foreign countries don't like Americans like especially what's going on in Japan right now where there's a bunch of like Kens that are taking pictures of like just random Japanese people and it's like really invasive and mean like that's different right but like I've seen like just [ __ ] Tik Tock reviewers that travel the [ __ ] world not even from the US like a dude from the UK being like yeah this [ __ ] sucks on my flight home I crafted Paris was amazing what' you do this is what I'm doing if I'm going to Paris I'm going to the Eiffel Tower I'm going wow looks like the photos and then I'm going home and then I'm leaving right because there's nothing there's there's nothing I really want to experience there join a riot I'm not going to join a riot but they have water parks every country has water parks I hate to be that guy I'm not dissing France I'm just just saying there's there's no go see the Mona Lisa go see a painting I don't really care you know the history bro I'd rather go to like Greenland or some [ __ ] or like Amsterdam or like Sweden or Switzerland you know I'd rather go to like a Nordic country what's the most boring country I don't know you could probably find that out there's probably like statistics on that are you [ __ ] kidding me you ever drop something on the floor and it's like it rolls like [ __ ] six feet away and you're like how the hell did it get over there what's the most boring country Mongolia yeah but that's cuz it's naturey I feel like that's not boring it's what you describe as boring you know what I mean like if you [ __ ] with nature Mongolia is going to be fun as hell but if you're some guy that just wants to go to like a rave Mongolia is gonna suck ass a master plan to attempt to pick pocket for myself my goal is simple steal one of my friends phones without them noticing I would be chill as hell with that dude if you gave me like a cool View and a chair I could just for like five hours and if you asked me about my day I would say that was really fun Greenland's just ice Greenland's not just ice I know it is actually swapped between Iceland and Greenland but Greenland does have like people there I was able to set up three situations with three of my unsus how many people live in Greenland I know more people live in Iceland 56,000 yeah it's like not a lot expecting friends as the victims starting with our first is Greenland green no it's the it's usually the opposite greenlands actually are actually icier than Iceland it's less green first victim and my friend Kaden thanks to his girlfriend we were able to set him up at a local mall guys don't freak out it's just me but Kaden doesn't know that in fact Kaden's right behind those Mall doors right now and he thinks he's just shopping with his girlfriend but little does he know when he walks out those doors I'm going to stop him in his tracks and attempt to pickpocket him Joe is Rich and out of touch privileged check how am I rich and out of touch what did I say that was rich and out of touch is for the th I want to sleep last night after jackbox woke up and to see a Joe bar twitch Noy and you're only two minutes in I've seen more Joe than my family recently JJ for the sub ariela for the three raw for the sub the homie and Tiggy for the sub wobbly M and Kelly for the sub they're just rage baiting yeah I would assume so just being a [ __ ] idiot bro name is ey trap Bart Buck you said Paris is bad that's not rich and out of touch I'm Banning you the [ __ ] out of here this is only our first attempt of three so hopefully I can get it on the first I said what I've seen on social media most people that I know that have also gone to Paris say Paris sucks I have family members that have gone to Paris and they say it is boring and annoying that's TR and so I got in my position knowing that Kaden I want to visit every country I'd still go to [ __ ] Paris you know I'd see what's up but if I'm being real France isn't even in a top 10 right like countries I want to visit Iceland Norway Switzerland Australia South Africa Egypt right then I'm going to go Philippines Thailand Japan South Korea I could go I could go so many countries I could list off probably 50 countries I'd want to go to like right now North Korea I would go to North Korea if I wouldn't die or get like tortured till I was brain dead come to Ireland I would go to Ireland Ireland is actually more of a realistic thing Germany for October Fest which is actually in September which makes no [ __ ] sense I might add maybe name it September Fest Grace for the sub and his girlfriend could walk through those doors at any second as I waited the nervousness really started to set in I'd be lying if I said I wasn't doubting myself just a little bit here but before I even knew it Kaden walked through the doors and I had to make my move do uh do you this do you know sorry I can't I'm really hungry I got dude leave me alone is your deal it's just me what the is your deal oh my did you actually not know it was me no I did not know it was you it's some weirdo trying to go in my pocket and so our first attempt was pretty unsuccessful it seemed like the whole distraction method was just way too complicated but maybe I can prob because he's not even speaking another language he's just going D pull off the second method which is the bump and run method with the help of my friend Austin I was able to set up our next victim my friend Ben okay everything is ready to go Ben is in that building directly behind me he thinks he's just shopping but soon he's going to be pickpocketed hopefully this is the second to last chance we have so if I mess this up I basically only have one more chance you got to be quick to [ __ ] bump into somebody and just take their [ __ ] without them knowing left uh I'm just extremely extremely nervous and yeah I mean we got to get going so so if you can't why are people arguing about how boring Oklahoma is what's the most boring State probably Idaho or Iowa most boring State Idaho Idaho takes the most boring spot in uh the United States a population of 1.89 million over 83,000 square miles less human traffic and no human interaction 55% of people are married and 35% have children it should be noted Idaho is consider the fifth best state to live in yeah it's like a good family city or a good family state but like no one wants to live there for fun but they're also gauging that on no one being there like top four is Wyoming and I've been to Wyoming and okay Wyoming has literally nothing to do if you're talking like you want to go to like a bowling alley but if you want to just go [ __ ] ride dirt bikes shoot guns and [ __ ] go to a rodeo then Wyoming's the [ __ ] you know Kayla for the subs can't tell I'm incredibly nervous after that last attempt I can't say that I'm very confident in this one but I was able to spot Ben and I didn't want to waste too much time so I went in for the kill made it yeah that's embarrassing um so apparently Ben's left-handed which means his phone is in his left pocket really wish I knew that beforehand somehow I didn't blow my cover which means I could try it one more time as you can imagine fa bump into him again like that only made me more nervous I mean at this point I'm sweating I'm shaking I don't know what to do with myself but there was really no option but to try again so I waited for the perfect moment I'm immediately sused out by this fit too like if somebody bumps into me and they're wearing a mask and like blackout [ __ ] sunglasses and a [ __ ] huge hoodie I'm going they're going to try and rob me right they're going to they're going to try and steal my [ __ ] because why are they covering their face this much but to try again so I waited for the perfect moment and went for [Music] it oh oh my dude my heart was like dude my heart was racing bro I have literally one more situation set up and if it fails I don't know what we're going to do if you're being aart and once again I was going home a failure I only have one more chance to pull this off so I'm hoping that this last method is actually doable the method is the phone on the table method so I did some scheming with my buddy Grant and he agreed to help us set up my close why is BR shirt [ __ ] stopping wet method so I did some scheming with in that hole my buddy Grant and he agreed to help us set up my close friend Kell for this to work we had to set him up at a local restaurant The Hope is that he puts his phone on the table while he's eating and I can go in for the kill I got a little bit crafty and cre created a sign that I'd be using to cover the phone while I steal it just like medas taught me we drove to the restaurant and I put on my disguise for the very last time yeah nerves are at all-time high I I feel like the chances of me pulling this off are just kind of low okay Grant just texted me Grant's picking up Kell right now so they're going to be here in 5 minutes and so I quickly got in my position and hid behind the restaurant just a few minutes won't the friends see it later Kell arrived but that's when I realized like even if he's distracting oh he's say he's with somebody else cuz I was going to say even if he's with even if he's alone or if he's alone yeah you could do it but like even if he's distracting him his friend's still going to be looking at huge problem Kellen brought along his friend who wasn't in on the plan which meant I'd have to be extra slick to make sure he doesn't notice me stealing the phone I anxiously waited for Kellen while he was eating and just like I hoped he put the phone down on the T Yo I'd be worried if I did this to one of my friends they'd [ __ ] fight me like if if I put on a mask in [ __ ] sunglasses and stole my friend's phone he would probably deck me like if he didn't if he didn't know it was me he would chase me down or [ __ ] or like do or I don't [ __ ] stab me or something I feel like I would die table the phone is on the table you literally can't make this up and that's when everything set in and I felt unbelievably nervous but I knew I needed to act fast and then I remembered something that medas told me confidence is way more important than the skill and all of the sudden I felt this overwhelming confidence come over me for some reason I feel more confident than I ever have I think I'm just going to trust the process and I'm going to give it my absolute best and whatever happens happens and so I walked up to the table and made my right he needs like a book he got like a [ __ ] homeless cardboard sign they're going to be like why are you putting this on the table look you see that [Music] sorry thank you now he had to have seen he had to have seen that guy had to have seen no [ __ ] way I got the phone I got the phone oh my God I got the phone dude bro he fumbled with it too in front of the curly head kid he was going trying to pick that [ __ ] up holy crap I'm getting out of there holy crap I did it I did it you have no idea I got it I then they turned find my iPhone on and [ __ ] and just [ __ ] track you got it this right here is Kell's phone I'm shaking I think I'm just going to wait here and like see if he notices and it didn't take long for Kellen to notice as you can see he was frantically running around the entire restaurant looking for his phone as hilarious as this is I felt the need to go give it back yeah no I was like that's the craziest interaction I've ever had did you grab it from my pocket no it was on the table and just like that we completed our goal and successfully stole a phone just like the thieves I actually learned some tips along the way to stay protected from phone thieves in the wild it sounds oh my God was the curly head guy in on it oh my God he was the guy that was in on it but he definitely saw it dude he was in like the right [ __ ] line of sight to just see the phone obvious but it is important to stay alert and keep your phone cuz I was thinking about it I was there's no way he didn't notice pH in tight pockets and especially don't put it out on a table but in the instance your phone does get stolen you can enable this setting that prevents the thief from stealing your information other than that if you go to an event you should just leave your phone in the car or should you because for just 20 bucks these can buy this on Amazon which should allow me to do this oh my gosh and then I can kind of just and now your phone's mine holy crap that was sick dude my aura just went up so many no now it just went down now it just went down now it just went down if you say your Ora if you visibly say your aura or audibly say your aura went up it just went down you can't say oh that just increased my aura because that immediately even if it was going to now it just automatically 2x decreased it because you just said your aura was increased there's another way thieves will break into your car that requires no glass breaking whatsoever it just requires way more skill I'm going to see if I can learn how to do it and it's done by using this simple little kit found on Amazon look I barely know how to use a screwdriver but apparently this is pretty simple so to my understanding I'm supposed to put this red pointy thing right in here and kind of just jam it in kind of like did I break it it's the other way oh it's the other way so you just kind of nug it right in there okay now I have leverage now I'm supposed to take these black airbags and kind of just shove them into the door and then I'm I'm going to do the same exact thing with this other bag but I'm just going to put it at the top here and I kind of just pump air into it and then I'm going to use this tool here I should be able to just shove yo this is way too much work to [ __ ] break into a car bro like I'm just going to like at that point just [ __ ] smash the windshield just [ __ ] baseball bat that [ __ ] open this into the crack and unlock the car so I'm just jamming this in oh it's in it's going if I can get somebody's gonna see you doing this right wherever you're going to you're going to be quick in this scenario unless you're trying to like steal from like a a car that's in a alone Walmart parking lot like somebody's going to notice you [ __ ] shoving airbags in in in your goddamn car get it at the right angle going to be doing what the [ __ ] what what the [ __ ] is happening I should be able to pull up on this lock here and it should unlock it's actually really hard to get it where you want it to go what if your car lock isn't there like isn't the car lock button different for every vehicle like my car lock button doesn't look like that go it's on the lock dude I just have to like pull up no I lost it oh I'm close I'm close I'm close dude oh y that is crazy bro so for just $40 you can pretty much break into any car all right let's get out of here pass the car alarm just starts blaring cuz it feels like you somebody broke into your [ __ ] car keys I don't have the keys how are we going to start the car then then you start the car and what you sell it on Facebook Marketplace no [ __ ] no no registration you ever see those [ __ ] videos where there's people that are selling like hellcats with obviously broken windshields and it's selling for like five grand on Facebook Marketplace no no no registration no no papers no papers as is as is five grand somebody probably buys it though and then just rips that [ __ ] apart I got to Google that people selling stolen cars Facebook book they have to have like [ __ ] images of that yeah here's one like no shot in hell dude this one's on Reddit I mean this is a cheaper vehicle it's not like a Hellcat which is what a lot of the time gets stolen 2012 Kia Optima $1,400 looks looks [ __ ] perfect condition better ones yeah here it is SRT Jeep sound for 4500 they'll just be ripping [ __ ] up there dude I've seen ones where it's like a genuine $70,000 car there sound for like 10 grand and you could just tell they stole it or if it's a car with a sun roof the sun roof is always broken this is my good friend Ren he's a childhood friend of mine and if there's one thing you should know about him he loves cars and he's going to teach me how to hot wire a car just don't ask him how he learned how to do it so your task is to teach me a complete Noob how to steal this vehicle all right well I mean it's a Honda it's uh it's pretty basic so all you're going to need is nice Contraption like this called a slide hammer and a screwdriver all you're going to need to do is take this Slide Hammer here shove it into the ignition right where you normally put the key you're going to put screwdriver mhm hopefully I can pull this off yeah yo I am I dumb or I thought hotwiring cars was when they like ripped the bottom part of the steering wheel out like and then they like they like cut two wires and went and then it went and it starts where they start like messing they start cutting the wires and [ __ ] that's only in the movies that they they don't do that that's not like a real thing where they like match the blue and the red wire together and they go and it starts yeah I'll be honest I pretty much had no idea what Ren was talking about but basically I should be able to just screw in that thingamajigger pop out the ignition and start the car with a screwdriver without ever needing the keys and if it fails and it doesn't start uh uh I I don't know what we're going to do with the car this is probably the dumbest thing we've ever done on this channel so please subscribe we're trying to hit a million subscribers before the end of the year we're coming up on 500,000 subscribers like holy crap you truly have changed my life and thank you guys so much let's get to a million subscribers and he's only posted like [ __ ] like 15 videos too lock back in B deal for the three even if you unlock the car from the inside open the alarm would start going off loud for the sub all for the five definitely go to fall asleep on stream have a good stream clarky for the three hav't been in a minute try to come back bro you're my favorite streamer Kash for the sub mod for the five I'm the guy from yesterday who said he got rejected after the stream my friend sent me a snap grabbing her saying wish this was you they started dating that day well that's like not a friend dude Pablo for the sub not necessarily CU she's with her but like him [ __ ] sending a a Snapchat of him getting with her that's [ __ ] weird Malik for the three could you play monkey Mart what is that Kayla Grace white for the sub send it in the game session tab all right uh lock in yeah yeah I'm GNA hwire this car now let's do it all right Ren oh my God ready yeah put it in there here we go guys so I basically had to screw this thing into the ignition as deep as I possibly could what's going in the problem is that once you do this one time it kind of destroys the ignition so we basically have one shot at this I hope this works three two one you broke it that didn't work and so we tried again and again then we tried a completely different method and by the end of it the car was completely destroyed and I even came out with a boo boo in the process yeah this was a lot harder than I initially thought it blows my mind how effortlessly thieves pulled us off it's no joke over 200,000 cars are stolen per year in California alone so if your car isn't super new I would consider getting a isn't it though like what what model of car was it where they only had like five different types of keys and I think it was like a Honda of sorts and I I don't know if it was like a late 2010s it was a key where you if you just own if you you didn't even need to own the car if you just had like a Kia key you could just steal anyone's car of that Mak model like you could just go in it would work just like a red that's why they always have like push to starts now too because it's like wired to your car hold up it's like ease of use and then it's harder it's harder to steal uh actually no I've seen [ __ ] on the internet too where they'll do like wires with like metal sheets or something and it like poses as the [ __ ] push to start and then it just starts the car kill switch it'll seal like [ __ ] Bentley with that so if a thief tries to steal your car you can simply shut it off and hey lesson learned don't hotwire a car kids we uh we had to get the car toad yeah so from now on and I might just be riding a bike we're in Newport Beach a hot spot for bike thieves and this right here is supposedly the best bike lock on the market I'm not buying it I mean I guess I already I already kind of did but we're going to put this lock to the test by seeing if it can prevent my bike from being stolen you know how you live in a nice neighborhood or if you're in a nice neighborhood if [ __ ] just have bikes out like I've been in neighborhoods where I'm walking around and I see just bikes like on the side of somebody's house and I'm just like dude I could just steal that [ __ ] like right now there's no like I could just go and take their bikes and and just [ __ ] sell them I've taken a scooter you stole a scooter according nobody bothers to steal them that's how you know it's a nice neighborhood though if you're in a neighborhood and there ain't no bikes out out and about it's like okay I'm not saying it's a bad neighborhood but it's one where like they're worried about that if people are confident enough to like leave like $200 [ __ ] items outside just for you to just take to their website it should last overnight so I went ahead and locked up our bike and while we wait to see what happens I left our specimen and went to meet up with a my dad leaves the front door unlocked that's crazy I never understand that I remember I had I had a friend that lives in a real nice neighborhood and he was like we don't lock our door at night and I said why he said we don't need to I said [Music] so so I don't give a [ __ ] if you if you think you live in a nice neighborhood I could live in a [ __ ] the Hollywood [ __ ] Hills I'm still locking my door you're KN going to lock your door then if somebody just somebody out of town comes in and they just [ __ ] go in right they just W they just Walts in no problem named Joe who's not just your average Joe uh he's a locksmith and Joe you're going to teach me how to pick a lock yes I am so I went ahead and bought three different locks here starting with the cheapest bike lock I could find on Amazon all right Joe start me off I'm kind of nervous I don't really know what I'm doing here so with picking this is your attention wrench and that is your actual pick you want to just BAS basically manipulate the pins by raking uh back and forth oh yeah I've done it in Thief Sim before and and then putting just the right amount of pressure on the tension wrench to feel it once it turns get a nice little position it's going to move clockwise and then you just break a little bit of tension and then there you go you just unlocked it that quick I just unlocked it that was like 5 Seconds dude and now that I've seen a master at work I decided it was time to try it for myself you're going to use your pick to rake the the pins okay at first I thought this was going to be incredibly difficult but I kid you not in just 30 seconds wait did I just get it yeah you got it I got it yeah look turn it what oh it unlocked dude I just got the whole lock off yeah just picked it that was your first pick took you less than a minute dude Joe you're the goat dude it's wow that's like crazy locks are that useless holy [ __ ] you could just [ __ ] you just [ __ ] go in and lock can you lock lock pick like any lock no it probably depends what lock it is honestly cuz the more expensive ones probably a different thing scary to me how easy that was but I'm curious to see if one of the bestselling bike locks on Amazon is any harder to pick so this one's going to be a little bit tougher yeah so I started on this lock just like the last lock and immediately it was giving me a lot more trouble I'm try I tried to pick this lock for probably 10 minutes straight and I even had Joe give it a shot as well well neither of us could pick the lock which honestly was pretty surprising yeah I mean that's good advertising dude that's good advertising for the [ __ ] Master Lock $40 [ __ ] bike lock honestly Joe I don't know about this one although there is one massive downside to this lock most thieves when stealing bikes will just use bolt cutters and cut the lock in half and so we decided to test the lock with bull Cutters and oh metal went through real quick but we do have one more lock to test and it's I don't think you could bult cut that lock considered to be the best bike lock on the market and it's the same lock that we have on our bike back at the beach according to their website it's a 10 out of 10 security we'll see about that the keyhole is unpickable there's not a pick set that you can use for this type of cylinder dang So Not only was the lock unpickable but we even tried bolt cutters and it was just impossible to break but this wasn't over so we said goodbye to our boy Joe and the Very next morning wow dude so how do you think people steal do people just not steal bikes that have that lock there's definitely a way around it there's definitely a way around it dude if you're if you really want to [ __ ] steal something they could just steal something uh I love for the subre for the five check out lockpick and lawyer on YouTube send it in the V video suggestion tab a magnet a buzz saw they would saw it off dude that would be so loud you would bring so much attention to yourself you're just sitting there [ __ ] you get a you whip a buzz saw out of your [ __ ] you have a bus on of your [ __ ] backpack and you're in the middle of New York City and you're just like [ __ ] grinding through that [ __ ] there's a cop standing [ __ ] one block down he just hears that [ __ ] headed down to the beach to see if our bike survived 3 two one survive the lock works so if I were to recommend any lock I'd say this is definitely the one to get but if I've learned anything from this experience it's that where there's a will there's a way and if a thief really wants to steal your property oh my God he actually did whip out a buz saw you're kidding me they'll probably find a way to do bro there's no way you're just getting there's no way you're getting out of that though you would have to buzz Sal you would have to buzz all two thick ass sections it would be so [ __ ] loud and take so long so I honestly don't know if there's a way to fully prevent these things from happening but I do it's a grinder same thing beyond all of these tactics a really good place to start is by doing some good in the world and helping others around you no matter how big or small I think helping anywhere you can he got somebody the Spider-Man bike that he had stolen will go a long way as the kid drives away the thief just runs up and just body slams off the Spider-Man bike it's the same Thief that stole Jack's bike when he was 8 years old and he just runs off with it he only steals Spider-Man bikes and he and he knows when somebody has one all right next video uh this guy is disgusting Penguins video a couple days ago oh my God lock in on stream chat was telling me about something pretty gross so fair warning this top I probably need to scan it it looks fine little yucky if you've got a sensitive stomach this one might make you a bit uneasy a bit queasy perhaps I'm going to get a little political here for a moment so really brace yourself just grip the sides of your chair real hard so you don't fall over it's going to get spicy I think under no circumstances should a politician be allowed to run if they have a documented history of smearing poop on their body and you know what that may have angered a few people out there but you know what you sensitive Souls I'm going to go are we are we going to see a guy that starts smearing poop on his body I feel like I can't been harder on this you can't stop me I don't care who it offends I think if you have a documented history of eating [ __ ] that should also disqualify you and if in some Unholy circumstance you are an individual who has both both smeared [ __ ] on their body and consumed feces you need to be admitted like institutionalized ASAP yeah I'm talking about a German politician who went viral like Martin num German politician fdp candidate seen licking public toilet applying feces on face to make hitler-like mustache in bizarre videos what like a week ago and I just learned about him like three days ago his but he's not he's a candidate he's not he's not actually in office name is Martin he had videos and photos of himself come out where he covers his whole body and [ __ ] apparently he even covered a dildo and poop and started inserting it into into himself he put a bunch of poop on his mustache and gave himself like a Hitler stash of of [ __ ] and then his videos that he posted went viral where he went into a public bathroom and started licking the toilets like not just the toilet seat he was licking crusty urine out of the toilet bowls and then like licking the toilet brush if as if it was a lollipop it is revolting absolutely revolting now some of you may have seen this floating around on Twitter cuz why though like was he just posting them on YouTube and is this like around his candidacy or was this like 10 years ago a couple of the infamous rage bait Twitter accounts were saying [ __ ] like why are all lefties like this and then posting the video of the guy like licking the toilets and [ __ ] Martin was well is I suppose I don't know if he's like excommunicado like it's something out of John Wick here a candidate for the free Democratic party or fdp which I'd never heard of so I looked into it a little bit and from what I've read they've got pretty much every label Under the Sun like it that did that's a they've been described as Cent Centra right and right wing they've also been described as liberal conservative liberal classic liberal and liberal conservative okay so they're [ __ ] everything under the [ __ ] son every label under what TM and AF for the sub what are they hold up hold up okay lock back in Under the Sun like it started as a liberal party but in modern times it's more leaning towards center right because it's conservative fiscal policies like it's all over the place but regardless is [ __ ] cringe to be using this very unhinged individual to represent like oh look at this is all of them all poop eaters like it's so [ __ ] lame this is an unhinged Maniac that I think has transcended party lines where it's a bipartisan perspective where no one's going to like this there's not going to be many people championing for the toilet licking goofball but anyway uh I want to show you the videos I can't show you the poopy picks but I will talk about those in a bit more detail after I show you the video so here's from the stream when we watched it did you see the video of the German politician licking a public toilet bro looked really into it licking public toilet seat or like the the actual toilet bowl at S I mean either way I feel like you would get sick dude would you be was that like is that like safe if you walk into like an airport bathroom and just lick a [ __ ] toilet ball let me take a peek I did not see it though maybe the seat you would be fine if you if you li like the inside like if you lift up the seat and actually lick like the toilet bowl itself which has like feces and [ __ ] on it a German politician filmed himself licking public toilets for God knows what reason well we don't need God to tell us the reason I'm sure this guy did right he on a daily mail oh is that a Jal dude oh and then why is he like getting into it bro I don't want to see the rest of that and then he licks the toilet brush oh my God God expected he chose Ultra nightmare mode public toilets for this I can't fault the heart he said if I'm going to do it I'm going to do it big in one clip however you say his last name was seen singing the Nazi era German National Anthem along with what is this word I don't even know a bad word that starts with m masturbating masturbating rectly with a sextoy [ __ ] rectly with a sex toy oh mastur Master masturbating rectly with a sex toy so it was more than just licking toilets this guy had a full-blown episode here his active licking the metal fittings of a urinal do you think he actually has like a like a support pole though he's in he's upcoming in local elections in swabian City there's no way there's no way he has like a genuine like group of people that are like this guy's this guy's the candidate we need and a seated toilet received discussed by several by several users on social media sites only several only a few people were disturbed by this uh toilet licking everyone else was totally fine with it he also made a must 70,000 votes no he's running in a city with 70,000 people Dash from feces while role playing as former Chancellor Adolf Hitler what the [ __ ] if this guy doesn't get elected then there is no justice in the world this is incredible what a great candidate where can I find his poop mustache I won't show his poop mustache I want to see it for myself as all this is for my own enjoyment and I'll describe it to you oh wow that art Jesus that article didn't quite fully explain it it's not like he just put poop on his mouth he covered his whole body in [ __ ] was it his own [ __ ] though cuz that makes it a little less gross like fractionally less gross if you cover yourself in your own feces that's [ __ ] horrid but it's less horrid than covering yourself in yes it it doesn't Okay Okay chat I'm not saying it makes it okay but listen which is more gross covering yourself in your own [ __ ] or somebody else's [ __ ] somebody else's [ __ ] if I had a gun in my head and and there's two piles of [ __ ] crap in front of me and I have to [ __ ] cover my body when one of them and one of them is my own and one of them is somebody else's I'm covering myself with my own [ __ ] it's gonna be because it's like I it's so gross but it's like it's you you know Average Joe rant well I'm not too familiar with Martin but now I now I am a little bit and I don't really like it he wouldn't get my vote that video forced him to retire something tells me and this is just a hunch I'm not familiar with the political landscape of Germany something tells me just by listening to him for a second right before he starts moaning into the Ural as he licks it clean I feel like he probably wasn't in a good position to Win Regardless just just a hunch just a hunch yep we're going to be banning the Chatters here that are typing some wild statements right now there we go all this came out two gone out there hasn't been a peep from Martin he's off the grid right now probably goog for the three just got here why are we being covered in [ __ ] I purchased a uh there's a German politician that was covering himself in poop Jack in the middle of the woods somewhere and he's living out his days as a lumberjack with no electricity and no connection to the outside world CU this is one of those things that you can't really come back from it is so so unbelievably gross that it changes the way people would look at you forever I imagine so the poop picks it's I can't find any uh information about who the feces belong to if it's his own brand like if it came from his colon see you know because it matters it matters chat that's relevant info okay and you guys were saying oh it doesn't matter yes it does if you were like if you found out your friend was covering himself in feces I would ask was it his own or was it someone else's where did the where did he obtain the poop was it just in a public bathroom or like it definitely matters yeah it does that would be a follow-up question of mine I would be curious or if it's a third party pooper like there's no information about if he covered himself in his own [ __ ] or somebody else's both are truly horrific but I think if it was someone else's it would be significantly worse huh huh but uh but chat but chat wants to say oh it doesn't matter it doesn't matter [ __ ] yes it does cuz they are on they're both crazy but one is on an even more obscene scale this is a true full-blown one poit ition one cup scenario here but instead of eating [ __ ] like ice cream he just put it all over every crevice of his body it's disgusting it is disgusting those pictures I was not expecting to be as bad as they were like I watched Harlem Shake poop and it made me laugh like it's gross but like that made me giggle this had me Rec Harlem Shake poop I can't find it there's pictures of blippy showing up though why is blippy showing up during how kids YouTube Star blippy use copyright law Wait blippy filmed a harlem shake poop [Music] video it's just him on the toilet what happened it's before blippy was blippy bro wants to see it coil I was stunned it was oh he pooped on his friend yucky so anyway since all this has happened there hasn't really been any follow-ups that I can find maybe in like German Outlets somewhere he just like filmed himself [ __ ] on his friend but they haven't been translated to English so I'm still kind of in the dark on what exactly the status is with Martin and his like political campaign uh the the only little tidbit of information I can find is that the free Democratic party said that they're considering consequences but I don't know if they considering through with them and also that was reported like right after all these started blowing up a week ago so I imagine if there were consequences they probably have already happened by this point but again I can't find any further updates on it I have to imagine though this has truly taken a huge hit to his his candidacy here uh I did see a couple of German commenters joking about this saying like man I'm real tired of this [ __ ] and and making some uh some quirky quips like that poop some poop puns that had me giggling a bit but yeah uh that's kind of where the story's at right now I just had to talk about this a little bit because that was [ __ ] insane dude I did not think that was what the video was going to be about former Chancellor former former Chancellor Adolf Hitler is such a funny way to refer to Adolf Hitler like just another former Chancellor dude was putting the germ in Germany real man of the people public servant cannot only dish but he's willing to take [ __ ] from anybody oh my God oh my God the puns the poop puns Chad I got to piss real quick how down 30 seconds uh Graven milk e e all right next video chat hold up all right next video oh mile for the sub how the US is destroying your future Crimson for the three how come you don't read highlighted messages in chat because it's like only 750 Channel points and then I would just be reading highlighted messages all the time there's no there's no contractual binding for me to read a highlighted message all a highlighted message does is highlight your message and then potentially increase my chances of seeing it but even so I kind of just read chat aimlessly I'm not looking for highlighted messages one's the next philosophy stream we did one yesterday so yeah see now everybody's highlighting their [ __ ] messages all right how the US is destroying your future your future the US is destroying your future you see when you're born you automatically sign a social contract an agreement to submit to the government everybody does this for Generations you give up some of your natural freedoms in exchange for the benefits of living under the rule of your nation's government you will pay tax obey the law and work for the greater good in exchange for money Public Services infrastructure police and stability in America you specifically sign this contract in exchange for the pursuit of happiness and prosperity for Generations before this contract was one of the best in history Americans prospered its people became the richest in the world with the most freedoms you could ever ask for it was the most free richest and most inspiring country in the world the American dream was the Mantra that made the entire world envious of America because anybody regardless of age class or race could make it anybody could make it to buy a huge house have a beautiful lawn raise a happy family with loving neighbors Community ultimately allowing you to find true happiness but today it's becoming a whole other picture you see for the first time in American history you're probably it's just wealth and it's just wealth income inequality dude like it's at the end of the day there's just if you go back there was a a high level of poverty but there was also a a lesser gap between the rich and the poor now if you look at it the middle class combined has less money than the upper class or the there's there's an upper class and then there's an upper upper class right the upper class is people between like 300,000 annually and like a million annually there then there's the upper upper class which is like [ __ ] Jeff Bezos Elon Musk and guys that make 20 million plus a year making less money than your parents did younger Generations are far less happy than their parents and grandparents on average all studies show that Americans today are deeply unhappy and yet for older Generations there some of the happiest in the world you're probably always cuz they just hold on to their [ __ ] wealth old people do I'm I I'm going to ruffle some feathers here old people built the country and that is true but old people in their current state do [ __ ] nothing for the economy they don't work and they don't spend money that they have so it's actually a thing if you've like if you've like looked into the [ __ ] articles boomers are dying all of them are dying right because they're old as [ __ ] they're between like 80 and [ __ ] 100 right now they're old as [ __ ] and so right now in the next 10 years we will see the biggest transfer of wealth that the United States has ever seen because old people are holding on to their money and doing nothing with it right and and they just [ __ ] tell people what they need to do and blah blah blah and so they just have millions of dollars just [ __ ] waiting not every old person but a lot of old people have [ __ ] money dude like a lot of old people in those [ __ ] retirement communities they're rich dude and they just do nothing all day and [ __ ] watch TV and play Candy Crush and watch family [ __ ] Feud that's their life right when they die their money getting transferred to you know your parents right or maybe like if you're really young and you're you're mom or dad might be a millennial their parents right and then it's just then the train continues and what we're looking to hope for is that the people that the money transfers to don't do the same thing as Boomers and just [ __ ] sit on their money and do [ __ ] because then they don't help the economy they just have money that is just just sitting just doing nothing which I don't get like I understand the idea of wanting to invest at our age right even at your parents's age I understand the idea of wanting to invest when you're [ __ ] 85 why do you have your [ __ ] money sitting under your [ __ ] mattress I mean I'm obviously being like not I'm not being literal when I say that but like they don't use it if I'm 80 5 years old I'm spending my [ __ ] money why am I sitting on this [ __ ] like I'm going to live another [ __ ] hundred years you're dying within 10 okay like at this point you don't need a [ __ ] an IRA anymore right you're not why are we why are we putting our money in [ __ ] index funds trying to make [ __ ] percentage increase back you're dead in three right buy something use your money fuel the economy was so far less adjusted than any of your family's previous generations and it's not hard to notice protests are everywhere universities are being desecrated American flags being ripped down patriotism is falling to an all-time low the country more divided extremism Rising people everywhere are rejecting the social contract with America as younger Generations don't own anything perpetually living off of subscriptions to food housing Entertainment Games gyms cars credit card debts nothing is real or owned anymore people perpetually exist as temporary fast to an increasingly artificial existence why the current prosperity of the home owning older generation is proed up by debt for future Generations we are meant to pass on our wealth to our descendants not hoard it for ourselves and only pass on debt credit card and overdraft debt has been normalized expected even look at credit ratings if you're seen to borrow and pay interest credit companies are more likely to give you credit if you take a more mature and sensible approach to your own finances and live prudently within your means you have a great rating of zero I am betting an ads about to pop up cannot borrow money or get a mortgage AKA own a house while in 2008 massive government B never mind oh my God I thought it was going to be like a Credit Karma ad or some [ __ ] [ __ ] instead of banks being nationalized countries came under the private control of banks in other words the US was sold off and the results are changing America and Western World some may think it's good that America is changing but change is only good when it makes things better which by all metrics it's not now a lots of people especially in the boomer generation May point to the S&P 500 were industry graphs that show Rising GDP levels and yes if you have assets and have been deeply invested in the American markets for years you'd be thinking that America has never been so great and successful and this is what it looks like by looking at the economic graphs but if you're a regular it's so weird though because I mean if you watch Like the Wolf of Wall Street they always joke like I mean it's just this I mean it's a movie about you know [ __ ] Jordan bord and and [ __ ] like that but when you invest money your yeah if your money does well and it goes up and it increases on paper you've made a profit but you don't take that money out for a while like you half of you guys in chat are probably like [ __ ] anywhere between 14 and like 25 if you invest money right now say you invest $1,000 and you keep making money on that on paper by the time you're like 40 you're going to have like a shitload of money right I mean it might be like 10 10 grand or something but it'll be a lot right like it'll increase it'll probably be less than 10 but it'll be you know an increase in money but you don't actually have that until you sell it so it's all like speculative right not speculative in the sense that it's a true number right that's what your your investment is worth but it's only worth that amount because everybody's keeping their money in right now less people are selling than they are buying more people are buying and holding right if everybody were to sell it would just be another [ __ ] economic collapse when you actually want to have it yeah unrealized gains in the sense that you don't have that money yet it's just kind of there and yeah for the most part if you want to take it out you could [ __ ] take it out but if everybody were to just go I'm going to take out a lot now your shit's worth nothing R for the sub pass or just finishing College you won't see any of this in fact wage growth over the last few years compared to the S&P is astronomically lower years ago Boomers would have full-time jobs and would paid a reasonable wage your local Postman could afford a nice house in a loving neighborhood people will content with their income which is why elderly poverty is down to the lowest levels in American history but child poverty well that's at the highest levels ever why why if the economy is growing Public Funding in schools failing so badly why is the younger generation suffering so much in America dude and the biggest problem and this is like political B [ __ ] Yapp in here politicians promise more than they can and that's why our country is going into debt and that's why everybody is insanely unhappy when they see things that you know they that the politicians don't accomplish right and I an I ideal government is a government that takes your tax money and gives you an equal amount of benefits in return right like a blank slate they take in [ __ ] whatever three trillion in taxes and in return turn they use that money to [ __ ] give us things that we need right roads military [ __ ] schooling public funds Parks just [ __ ] that like you know the government pays for but no one votes wants to vote for a politician that doesn't even trade you don't want to do a you don't want to vote up for a politician that you give a $100 to and they give you $100 and things back I mean obviously the more money that you pay in taxes the less you're going to actually see in in in return from your tax dollars personally but you you don't want to see a politician where you pay in and get an equal amount out you want a politician where you pay in and you get a million things out you want to you want fivefold from what you give them and if they don't promise that you don't vote for them and so when you vote for a [ __ ] president that does things you like they're a lot of the times a shitty long-term president because they're doing things that are going to ruin the country long term shortterm yeah they might provide all these amazing things but longterm term oh now we're [ __ ] $40 trillion in debt to other countries everyone for the sub and now our inflation's going to go up and we have to cut all these [ __ ] interest rates or raise interest rates and do all this [ __ ] because otherwise our economy is going to collapse because we barred too much money America the US is the equivalent in my mind to somebody that is insanely financially irresponsible and just buys buys everything that they can and then just pays the minimum on their credit card bill like that's the United States like dead ass and in the digital age where our personal information feels more like public property bro said cough Biden cough Biden cough Trump cough every president other than Bill [ __ ] Clinton in the last 20 [ __ ] years don't even try and make this a [ __ ] Democrat Republican thing it is every [ __ ] it was trump it was Biden it was Obama it was Bush it was every one of those [ __ ] dude it was all of them it was all of them don't [ __ ] me mega mega it's all of them it was Biden it was Trump it's every [ __ ] president it's no side because if they don't promise it they don't [ __ ] win honestly I don't want to say this either but a lot of the times with like conservatives I don't want to say the problem becomes worse but if Trump becomes president this year I'm not going to vote for him if I'm being real I'm either going to vote for the [ __ ] Kennedy guy or I'm gonna vote for Biden I don't know yet if Trump goes and goes in office I make more money per year because he's going to lower my taxes right but you know what he's going to do raise the lower classes taxes lower mine and then we're going to have less money overall to [ __ ] do [ __ ] with and probably go into more debt I'm not a [ __ ] political genius here but I know that if they lower my taxes they're going to have to raise 10 other people's taxes to [ __ ] fill that Gap right because I pay 49% in New Jersey everyone for the sub like I don't sit here and cap like other streamers about like what tax pcket I'm in or some [ __ ] oh my God why would you vote for Biden I am a socially I am a socially Democratic person I I do not agree with conservatives on basically any social issue right like the lgbtq or abortion or stuff like that like I mean I'm not dissing people in my chat that do I've have conservative friends that disagree with me on those things but like finances I even so I would still say that I understand the reasoning for me being taxed the way I do I'm a 22-year-old twitch streamer and I make a very good salary right I should be taxed what I'm taxed and if I lived in another country I would be taxed even more so I don't [ __ ] right at the end of the day when I have to [ __ ] write that check to the government and am I happy no right it's wild that I have to pay [ __ ] half of what I earn to the government but if I don't who does the the people that make 20K a year no right like the people that make the [ __ ] average American salary [ __ ] 40 Grand a year year 30 grand a year 35 Grand a year no because they're not going to be able to [ __ ] front what I owe it's alarming to see just how accessible our data is to predators and data Brokers that's why tax Jeff Bezos more I guarantee you there are billionaires this last tax year that paid less in taxes than me not necessarily less but much less of their overall income the amount of people that billionaires have finagling the system in their favor is insane there are so many loopholes in taxes on what you can write off and how you could get away with things and how you move assets and whether or not you're an escorp or an LLC and how those get taxed in the government because there's a lesser tax rate on some and you don't have to put as much towards pension or Medicare or Medicaid or whatever the [ __ ] it is and if you if you pay yourself a certain segmented less and they keep some in the business and put some in foreign assets they end up not making or not having to pay near nearly as much as they should are you pro-choice or pro- life I am pro-choice everyone put the up sky for the sub I'm not having that argument right now I want to tell you about a video sponsor Aura you see it was a [ __ ] sponsor it was a [ __ ] sponsor it was a it was a a slow lead but it was description to start your twoe free trial today I mean a young American today going through the State education system is increasingly looking at a future of becoming an Uber reach driver r in rather than owning anything and yet being intelligent enough and painfully aware of all the opportunities that exist for the wealthy and in particular their parents it's often shown that children of Rich parents rather than being spoiled and not actually working in fact have an opposite reaction in all likelihood they have more of a reason to work hard knowing that they can be rewarded with a bright future and well they don't want to be a disappointment it's a big thing too they know that they could succeed because they've seen their parents succeed and if you're a kid that has a rich parent and you you're and you do nothing right and like and you don't make money you're going to in your head be ingrained that your parents are going to be disappointed in you not necessarily that they would right I'm not saying that's true but I'm saying that's probably like the case in kids' Minds where like if their dad's a [ __ ] multi-millionaire they're going to be like I need to be a multi-millionaire as well come like their parent and it's easier for rich people rich people's kids to also be rich because they just work for their dad or their mom right like if you have a dad that's worth $20 million even when you're out of college you're probably not even going to [ __ ] apply for a job you're probably just going to work for your parents' business or whatever they do that makes them that amount of money and with a lovely soft safety net behind them why not go for their dreams but for the average students the future is a dull low-paid job and a rented home in a neighborhood seemingly abandoned by the authorities with Tran fenel plaguing their streets tents everywhere and yet you'll still pay all of your wage to live in these places work for your mom's only fans okay that's different right there I don't think there's any there's no kids that exist right now that need jobs yet all all of the kids moms that do only fans and are millionaires from it right now are like three BR said camera man stop stop and how can teachers who are the boom M guy dramatically underpaid and underfunded by the government ever inspires students when they themselves are completely uninspired unmotivated and unable to afford anything so is it really any surprise that students in America for more nihilistic than ever before is it any surprise that dropping out of the workforce like flies public schools in the US were heavily on local property taxes to fund their operations and the effects of this are starting to show as not all schools are this underfunded not all schools have uninspired students but it seems like the system perpetuates disparities in funding between wealthy and lo I think genz is also seeing that the system a lot of people try to say genen Z are lazy and I think a lot of them are but I also think a lot of them aren't right I I am genen Z I would not say I'm lazy and I would say a lot of you guys aren't lazy as well uh I think it's just the same amount it's just perceivably more lazy because gen Z people are more likely to stand up for a system that has been in place for a certain amount of time right even just the something as simple as the 8 hour work day we do an8 hour work day because if you go back in time the 8- hour workday was a thing that they prompted for during the Industrial Revolution era because they wanted eight hours of sleep eight hours of leisure and eight hours of work it was a 24-hour day and it was supposed you were supposed to spend a third of your life sleeping a third of your life working and a third of your life relaxing but now people look back at that and they're like automization and all these other things that somebody said cap brdy look at they literally had [ __ ] posters for this [ __ ] 8 hours labor 8 hours Recreation 8 hours rest it was a whole [ __ ] thing they pushed for right this was like aund [ __ ] years ago though so we don't need to conform to this system I will say we do need people to work long hours otherwise how are you going to [ __ ] run a society however some people that are working 12-hour days and they're like you got to you got to it's kind of whack right I don't know the solution to that I don't not say saying there is one right now but it's a situation that doesn't make sense the amount of Union guys and [ __ ] Blue Collar men that are working [ __ ] six days a week 12 14 hour shifts that's horrible like that's not a life man you work and die that sucks that's so ass you have no free time you're going to spend [ __ ] 20 years doing the same [ __ ] over and over again income communities as schools in affluent areas benefit from high property tax revenues while schools in aover against meat in addition to this many states have faced budget cuts and austerity measures leading to reductions in funding for public education I'd rather die than work for more than 10 hours a day dude that's just horrible and it it you work for eight hours here's the thing and why people are complaining more about the system too is because people get more and more jobs further away like 100 years ago you were probably working in your city right like you were going to work in your city in your town and you would just move to wherever you needed work now people work an hour away right your parents might have jobs that are an hour away every day and so they're driving an hour to work working eight hours driving an hour back then they still have to do you know laundry taxes [ __ ] pay bills go grocery shopping cook eat sleep poop shower they have other [ __ ] things in their life outside of just sleep work sleep work sleep work sleep work RJ for the sub or HR for the sub these Cuts do you think school days should be shorter [ __ ] no you want my honest take four days a week of school 10 hour days yo looking when I was in high school which was you know like [ __ ] four years ago in 2020 when I was in high school listen listen listen when I was in high school it I remember going to school at 8:00 a.m. and getting out at 2:30 and I was like that shit's trash buddy that's only six and a half hours that [ __ ] is light work light work in hindsight oh my God six and a half hour [ __ ] day and then you get to go home dude add another tack on another two and a half hours go to school for [ __ ] nine hours a day four days a week and then have three days off that's just better that's just better you could work you could chill you could have more fun that's just [ __ ] better hell do 12 hours three no that that'd be too much to force schools to operate with limited resources resulting in large class sizes staff layoffs and program cuts for the Arts and creative subjects the creative Heart of America that's inspired the world and continues to shape the world culture is being defunded the US has the power wealth and resources to improve the public school system more importantly it has the power to make life better for those at the poorest end of the social Spectrum alleviating social problems at source takes the burden off of schools this is the nation that put man on the moon that leads the world in technological advancements that is the pillar of Freedom across the world the nation on the brink of an AI Revolution but it still chooses not to invest that much in its young people and as a result of this underfunded public school system is kind of woring trend of anti-americanism in schools they're changing the values and the morals of children to hate the country that's the problem that's not education they're doing that though yes 100% res and piling up from both teachers and students alike where young students are then I don't like the idea okay dude I see so many people ramble about how College just makes people liberal and do more people become liberal outside of college yeah right like in college I mean my own experience I mean I've I didn't go to like BYU so I can't really like determine fully but I think if you are a graduated college student the odds that you're going to be liberal is probably slightly higher the difference though is I don't think the teachers are forcing their students to become liberal I think it's just you're taking these classes in cognitively making the choice that you you don't like the system as it is right like I I even in high school they're like oh they're making they ban books that annoys the [ __ ] out of me oh my God I know it's more in southern schools than in Northern schools but the idea and whenever there's more and it's richer areas too that do it the idea that they ban books holy [ __ ] I thought we'd live in a free [ __ ] country I thought we live and I know that you could counter that point with a million things oh the co shots oh there all you talk about vaccines and [ __ ] but the F the fact that we're Banning people from reading things is insane like it just they ban books yes there are there's a depending on what state you live in Books banned in like Florida there are 673 books that are banned in in some schools in Florida bro what Charlotte's Web is banned in some schools Charlotte's Web a complaint was that the story protray talking animals that could communicate and act just like humans why is that banned why is that ban are we trying to not Foster creativity or some [ __ ] like the [ __ ] is this that's why teachers are complaining dude oh my God green eggs and ham so it says Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham beginning in 1965 it was forbid forbidden to read Green Eggs and Ham in maest China because it portrayed early Marxism that wasn't in the US though I'm just reading about book bands all over the world now Florida school district ban the second second highest number of books in 2022 Texas and Florida have the most Books banned then California California Mississippi South Carolina I want to know like the list of books though like I want to read the books they have banned here's the list of Books banned in Florida okay this is only an Frank's diary is banned All American boys Alice on the outside ace of spade is sitting in St James A Day in the Life of Marlon bundo there's just a lot dude a lot about race or ethnicity and its books about like certain struggles and they'll ban those I'm like the [ __ ] are we Banning those for dude reading for to hate the West mind comp dude even so okay like if you were like I'm going to ban mine comp bro if they're teaching mine comp in school they're not going to be like oh yeah he was right dude no they're going to be like you're going to read mine comp to understand [ __ ] Hitler's mindset in that time history culture and value and why he was a [ __ ] psycho something which is happening all acoss was banned from my school why and it's only 10 times worse in universities where people are literally ripping down American flags across the country where people are taught to think radically with their Bleak economic future deepens their frustrations with the country students become divided others become more radical some become more normal more patriotic and a low majority of people are rejecting the system and at the same time all of these students are being charged hundreds of thousands for the privilege I mean just 30 years ago Scott Galloway pointed I I think a big thing too yeah know spending that amount of money I don't want to say it's dumb to go to like Ivy Leagues but it's dumb to go to any college where you're paying more than 50k a year to go there like 100% I would say even more than 30k dude if you're paying more than $30,000 a year to go to a [ __ ] University that is just so such a waste of money such a waste of money you're just putting yourself in debt [ __ ] no one go to those colleges and they either lower the prices or go bankrupt like holy [ __ ] why don't we [ __ ] do that anyways I know it's not that simple I'm just saying it's [ __ ] annoying that colleges can cost that much but I would say both both radical sides are bad like if if you go to radical ends of any idea it usually ends up with violence on either side and those sides are usually not great right so like radicalism and just being far white far rightwing or far leftwing I would say usually are the worst of each doubt because they have no reasoning to the other side it's just like we have to just [ __ ] it's it's like anger and [ __ ] violence towards the other side rather than trying to fix a solution or fix a problem can get admitted to UCLA with a gray point average GPA between 2.2 and 2.3 and then out of UCLA I got a 2 2.27 GPA for those of you don't know that's not very good the whole point is to give unremarkable that's bad 2.27 is that like a high 60s or low 70s 2.27 GPA 2% that's a 56 a 2.27 is not a 56 oh it's a 77 yeah what is this [ __ ] website 77 I knew it was like in the 70s people chance 2.2 is bad though I would say below a three not great king and sub for the sub Linn for the four when I was in high school we learned about an Frank and uh to show us how terrible it was they assigned us numbers and each day we went to the class and they would tell us if he lived or died wow Prince for the three not to mention how much money schools ought have save lights and equipment off for an extra day I asked to Jan one time in my school and he said they would save thousands if they did a four day a week HR for the sub oh yeah no probably miles for the sex sitting here in Community College paying less than I make in a month while I'm trying to transfer to your University for final year that's usually what I see a lot of people do and I think that's really smart to go to Community College for two years and then transfer to uh a university either the last year or the uh or the last two that's being remarkable now applicants to IV league universities are expected to have GPA that are close to or above a 4.0 and the cost of college education as a percentage of first year income has nearly trebled since the parents of the current undergrads were in college having a higher education should be available to all if you're willing to work hard it shouldn't be so exclusive where the top politician children somehow all get admitted to IV League colleges while regular average day people have a 0.1% chance of ever actually getting accepted somehow most politicians have all of their children in Ivy League schools along with all the donors to these universities getting all of their kids passed through now another admission Scandal looms over one of the most prestigious oh who was that woman that was like paying for her kids to cheat on the SAT and they got them like 1560s or something but they like paid and they paid like the instructure like give them the answers in the world the Boston Globe reports there was a different kind of college recruitment scam at Harvard University it allegedly involves a series of donations a land deal and a real estate purchase from a Chinese millionaire who wanted his two sons admitted to the school whereas the rest of America is almost completely excluded this is deliberate and corrupt policy to make places at top universities rare was also milking all their students dry to the Bone increasing profits increasing division Across America and increasing exclusivity rather than providing the chance for advancement for ordinary people so the system now in place is that it is more and more expected for anyone looking for a job away from the gig economy to have a degree as the market and culture punishes and demonizes those who don't while those who do pursue a college course Channel money to a super wealthy institution and in doing so burden themselves with lifelong debt and a deeply frustrated Twisted Outlook of the world thanks to their radical professors I mean is there any wonder that the boomer generation is worried about the younger Generations turning their back on the values that build the country to begin with if the younger people are being pushed into a system that makes it almost impossible not to you this is a huge problem and it's a great benefit to the adversaries of America something that urgently needs to be fixed because if the younger generation lose their patriotism and love of their country then who will stand up for America and the Western World in times of need it's critical this changes otherwise the West faces a very big challenge in the next decade and I say the West as this education process is becoming all too familiar across Europe but of course not everybody's been pushed to be unpatriotic however almost everyone is being pushed into poisoning themselves the introduction of processed foods high-end sugars fats and artificial additives alongside the widespread use of pesticides and other chemicals in agriculture has raised alarms about the long-term health effects on children and adolescents yeah I wonder if our if our life expectancy will actually go up with timer down no I I think it'll go up just because the increase of medicine but I think all of us are going to have more health problems at a younger age than older people dude we eat like slop like we eat [ __ ] every day like even if you're eating organic stuff dude there's always like something that you're consuming in a given day that is [ __ ] filled with like chemicals and just [ __ ] that's just not good for you Sierra for the sub we have no regulation on that that bothers me so much more than so many other things within the United States is like how literal our little our regulation is to Foster like American Health like that's why everyone here is obese like I think it's yeah number one food portions in control of the person but also we just have [ __ ] [ __ ] food's cheap and it's even more shitty than the [ __ ] food that looks healthy like healthy food still has so much processed [ __ ] and it's it's insane miles for the miles for the six I already read that towns and cities Across America filled to the brim with chains that offer no healthy food apart from oily greasy slop in fact maybe Michelle Obama was right oh definitely about the [ __ ] what what she was advocating for for like uh Childhood Health and like the play 60 and all that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it she was 100% right dudee the amount of people I I think it's like [ __ ] 60% of the United States is overweight and I think it's like 30% is obese made an entire video going into this topic specifically but for the most part many know the fda's food regulation standards are letting through foods that should never be eaten on a regular basis especially not for the Youth drinks and tap water with forever chemicals a new study finds that nearly the booty old Tickler thank you for the 5,000 Bitties stop in the chat for that thank you for the [ __ ] 5,000 Bitties I appreciate that [ __ ] there's a routing corpse in the Mantino Mall covered up with a shopping cart filled with magic John phone cases half of the nation's drinking water contains potentially harmful forever chemicals substances have been linked to several serious health problems including some cancers ingredient L some food food full of emulsifiers and other trash you've never heard of before wrecking the microbiomes of millions robbing the young of their energy and health the two fundamental things to ever rise up in the world even just Foods you think would only have one or two ingredients like nuggets or a burger is far from what you ever think it is the're packed with 50 dude just read the back of a [ __ ] even this ice that I'm drinking carbonated water lemon juice beta carotene green tea extract d alpha too feral acetate nium manide calcium pantoate peroxy hydroch chlorine I mean a lot of these are vitamins but then they have biotine cyan oh my God I can't even read that sucrose which is bad citric acid Gum arabic Esther gum calcium D sodium Eda potassium benzonate it's just like a bunch of preservatives to like ensure freshness and then a lot of vitamins that they just [ __ ] artificially add in here I mean this isn't as bad as some other [ __ ] like read dude read the back of like a [ __ ] mac and cheese box oh my god with fat salt sugar and other unhealthy ingredients fast food badly fills you up instead of deteriorates your body it makes you crave things like Coke we all know it that formula at McDonald's why that's the best tasting Coke and diet coke on the planet why there's definitely a different formula at the McDon at McDonald's oh has there been anything written about this yeah yeah yeah oh interesting I didn't know that thought it was cuz they add it in in the machine I thought when you drank like canned Coke or like regular Coke like out of a bottle it's already premixed whereas when you get it out of like a soda fountain it's going to taste better because it's mixing it at that moment and it's like cold water or something go if you drive by a McDonald's and you get a Diet Coke you'll be like what the f and it's not just about the nutritional emptiness it's also about the experience and the brain's chemical response that fuels a lifelong Addiction in most the Youth of America fast Ultra processed food is intrinsically harmful and yet in most food deserts Across America what other choice do you have other than eating slop that makes you fatigued obese and full of lethargy and yet this Ultra processed food constitutes 73% of the nation's total food supply and America's demanding the worst thing is that the majority of Americans every day just eat meat Dairy eggs and like carbs like processed bread and pasta and [ __ ] like that how many vegetables do you guys eat a day and be honest how many cups of vegetables I would say I used to eat half now like two you should be eating like four you're supposed to be eating like if you just on a given day you should probably be eating like if I'm just averaging just random vegetables a cup of Brussel sprouts a cup cup of green beans half a cup of uh or half a head of lettuce and [ __ ] [ __ ] like that a day and then a bunch of apples and fruits and all this other [ __ ] the amount of plants you're supposed to eat versus the amount of plants you probably do eat oh my God like and then that I I took this nutrition class that was my last semester in college um and we had to like document what we ate in a day and it like rated it on how healthy you were and at the start of the semester I was like a 10 out of a 100 like I just ate [ __ ] all day every day uh and I didn't even know it I thought I ate healthy now I eat probably like like a 50 dude I still eat [ __ ] but like I I don't eat processed bread anymore I only eat like wheat bread um I try I don't drink Dairy at all you know dairy's bad for you I'll still eat eggs because I don't give a [ __ ] they taste good as hell uh but then outside of that like you I just eat more vegetables just to eat more vegetables just eat [ __ ] dude when I get off stream sometimes I'll just eat [ __ ] carrots bro like I'm a [ __ ] rabbit I don't even want them but I'm like I need to eat this otherwise I feel guilty they Bann the Bible mice have men Captain Underpants for showing a gay couple I don't think they banned the they might have banned the Bible in in public schools because it's the separation of church and state but them being capped in underpants for showing a gay couple is whack and mice and men and eggs are bad for you in large amounts yeah eggs have a lot of cholesterol and it's like good cholesterol but if you have a lot of cholesterol and saturated fat which is what's in the Yol of an egg that's bad and then animal protein processes different in your body than plant protein even if you have six say you have six grams of protein from egg whites and six gram of protein from like lentils or like some sort of like Bean or like legume your body processes it much easier whereas like your gut and like the organs in your body get more inflamed from eating um like animal protein it's worse for you that's also why I don't have whe protein shaks anymore I use vegan protein shakes you work in school culture Le I still eat meat every day [ __ ] oh my God chicken every day I eat chicken every [ __ ] day dude I probably in the last two years I've probably eaten the equivalent of [ __ ] a 100 chickens well this will time somebody said false look it up to prepare themselves hor and meals daily the convenience and addictive nature of such food makes it an easy Habit to fall into a survival mechanism to conserve energy however this dairy bad same thing saturated fat lot of sugar uh and then on top of that it's just you know milk protein which isn't really that good for you um why is milk protein bad for you I could probably give a better explanation consuming too much milk protein isolate causes digestive issues blooding flat on cramping nausea but it also has you know it say it says it has some benefits but it's unsuitable for people with a milk protein allergy but also and you know I don't want to say this either if you Google is milk bad for you big milk's on that [ __ ] and I'm not a conspiracy theorist but I truly believe that big milk falsely if you like actually sift through like research articles you will see that milk is bad for you but if you read like base Google articles they'll [ __ ] show you that it's like good for you because of big milk dude remember got milk anybody remember got milk when we were all [ __ ] when we were all in elementary school and you would go and you would get uh you would get you would walk you would walk up before you grabbed your your food you would go you would walk past all these different cartons of milk and it would say got milk and it would be like Shack and he'd be like big milk the government of access cheese is horrible for you cheese is [ __ ] terrible for you it's impairing the nation's functionality and reducing the average's ability to thrive a St example was found in the US military foot of America's youth which is currently missing its recruitment goal by 15,000 people annually and the showall isn't due to a lack of winning recruits but because many who apply are actually unfit for service issues like drug use mental health problems and most notably the Obesity crisis are significant barriers echoing ne's warnings about decadence historically gluttony and overeating were luxuries is reserved only for the elit as most people engage in too much physical labor or limited access to food however it's now being inversed where the rich and Powerful Elites have access to Tasty healthy food whereas the rest of America has to eat the toxic slop which is why the average American now eats 60 hamburgers per year every second Across America 350 slices of pizza are consumed they say you are what you eat and so what does this mean about the future generation of America I mean studies show a strong association between a diet rich and hly processed food and a yeah like look uh next time you go to a grocery store look at the back of a frozen pizza horrible horrible like nine grams of saturated fat heart disease right clogs your arteries you're going to have a heart attack I mean it's not going to kill you to eat it one time or a couple times it's not like it's not something that's instantaneous but if you consume a high level of saturated fat every day for like 30 years you'll die young lower IQ so what does that say when 60% of the standard American diet comes from heavily processed food stuffs and on the other side if you do want to be healthy all of your vegetables are properly saturated with pesticides and cogenic chemicals ACC companies like monsan I mean what happens to a civilization that poisons their own children children are raised with hundreds of grams of sugar as infants told they have adht because they can't sit their chair for eight hours and are consequently prescribed rlin as the solution hardcore stimulants dished out like candy to children who they get funnel through a system I just described but look if you look at um in United States at least poor kids and kids of so-called color are much more like to be diagnosed with ADHD and no child should be forced to take medication and medication are never the final answer at the very most they stop Gap there's no proof whatsoever that medications help anybody heal from ADHD they simply suppress symptoms which may be helpful in the short term but for God's sakes go to work on the long-term development of that child in 2007 4.8% of kids were on ADHD medication by 2011 that number had climbed to 6.1% it's likely even higher now I mean Boomers the older generation has never had this issue because many of the chemicals in food never actually existed in their generation their food was Far higher quality they weren't raised on stimulants they weren't raised on so much processed garbage they had healthier diets healthier classrooms healthier Lifestyles and hope for a future with a big house and a healthy even even breakfast man if you're eating [ __ ] cereal for breakfast like before I went live I ate [ __ ] Honey Nut Cheerios and those aren't as bad as other ones but if you wake up in the morning and eat [ __ ] Cocoa Puffs dude that's not a healthy breakfast you're eating dessert you're eating dessert in the beginning of your day you're eating 30 grams of sugar processed [ __ ] entirely just all added sugar and then walking out on your dayc Society however one of the main driving forces that is damaging America's youth has to be the rise of culture polluting algorithms although we all use social media the United States's relationship with it deserves closer attention with 302 million users the United States has the third largest social media audience in the world after China and India in other words over 91% of the US population actively uses social media and it's important to remember that both India and China have three times the population of America so we really shouldn't be surprised that they have higher social media use it's also important to remember that both countries don't allow citizens access to Tik Tok arguably the most destructive social media rap people in China can't use this is a woring pattern in America a social media use is intimately associated with diminished cognitive abilities according to this paper associations between social media use and cognitive abilities with results from a large scale study of adolescence included low it's like I thought it was just like a different they have like their own yeah no they have like a ver it's still Tik Tok but it's their own servers and they have like they regulate it levels poor information processing abilities and lower levels of spatial perception and if it's not Mark Zucker bug's global social media Empire that is destroying the mental health of Young Americans in a way we can't even comprehend there's also foreign adversaries like China using Tik Tok to reduce our attention spans down to the size of goldfish was controlling the information diet of every Young American across the country what the [ __ ] did that say of goldish was controlling me waking up after after six xan bars seven Gaba Penton and a two six of vodka ready for round two in the information diet of every Young American across the country depression and younger people what the [ __ ] fighting the uration Amer acoss the fighting the UR to tell my grandma to kill herself when she's going through my computer for evidence I being groomed what the [ __ ] depression younger people with skyrocketing anxiety skyrocketing all manner of mental health issues even ones spurred on by Tik Tok translator Reds no doubt it's a very real mental health oh when people were faking tats on Tik Tok condition and even more bizarrely it seems popular Tik Tok videos are playing a role in it all of our data being harvested everything we like and learn everything we say to our friends and family all being chopped up and distributed for a profit we have military and Business Leaders who hate America and the West doing everything they can to harm the future generation of America and this is being passively accepted across most of the western world as the psychologist Jonathan ha highlighted in a widely read essay there was yeah Tex and Roses dude I wonder what like made her want to do that like there had to be a day where she was like I'm I'm gonna fake having tours land for the sub floppy is for the three if the government offers you to do a milk stream and you make a million dollars would you they're going to pay me a million doll to promote milk yeah but the whole time I'd be blinking Morris code I'd be standing there I'd be holding the milk and I'm blinking Mo's code and I'm just like this is great for you pawns for the sub Sean for the five they wouldn't know three primary reasons why societies Thrive Social Capital like inclusive communities social networks with elevated levels of trust robust institutions and common narratives the influence of social media he argued has harmed and continues to harm all three and he's right real news has been replaced by fake news the truth replaced by my truth George Colin even once called America one big shopping mall only a nation of unenlightened half wits could have taken this beautiful place and turned it into what it is today a shopping mall a biging shopping mall one big commercial Cesspool a place where people mindlessly shop eat and distract themselves with things that when examined closely add little or no value to one's life your whole day is filled with ads you you're you're subconsciously being shown ads all day every day I get paid by ad companies to promote things and those are kind of obvious right because I'm actively doing it but even when you see an ad in between a YouTube video when you're watching a movie and you see them drinking a Coke or something and they put that down that's an ad right when you watch uh when you when you see that uh iPhones allow uh I think it's iPhone allows movie companies to use their phones in movies as long as they're not given to the villains that's why like villains always have Androids or like [ __ ] other phones that aren't iPhones and [ __ ] like that or like Ferraris want to be associated with like the rich bad guys because if they're associated with the rich bad guys actual rich bad guys want to buy Ferraris and more concerningly very few actually leave the cess pool they rarely have a trouble when I watch dude I don't know when I started doing social media and just marketing [ __ ] when I watched movies now there are solid 10 20 ads in every movie that are just base placement even if it's all the way in the back like they could just be having a conversation in scene and it's just like right there and they're just talking and it's not even in the center of the frame it's just in the background and there's no reason that it would be there unless they're getting paid and so you see those things and it's like how advertising is supposed to work is and this is why it's complicated like when I do an act ad they want a turnover rate initially but basically advertising as a whole is you're supposed to see something like I think it's three three different ways and that enables you to want to buy that product right obviously if you see a Ford F-150 ad you're not just going to go out and buy a Ford F-150 but if you see a poster for a Ford F-150 a TV show ad for a Ford F-150 and then I promote a Ford F-150 when you need a car your at your mind is going to subconsciously want a Ford F-150 more than a Chevy more than a [ __ ] Toyota Tacoma or something like that like you're going to you're going to opt for the thing that you've seen without even knowing it and you think that you're free you think you're freely choosing what it is you're not because you've seen those three ads and you're more likely to want to do that thing that's why marketing is so effective and that's why marketing controls Society because it's products that you buy and it's the competition of marketing is so meaningful in just being a successful F business because if you can't sell yourself then you can't sell a product foreign lands the Manifest Destiny Spirit of America is being reduced which is one of the key values that made America so prosperous to begin with there's barely any passing reason for young people to leave the house today at least with MES you actually had to go out of the house to indulge in consumerism today it's all there waiting for you at the push of a button food clothes and the Necessities are readily available whenever you want as it's everything else you don't really need temo is just the latest more concentrated version of a mega drug a kind of shotgun approach to fing the bottomless pit of buying stuff it doesn't matter that the junk you buy is going to break after a month if it even works at all it doesn't matter there might be made by slaves or that it really serves no purpose it doesn't need to be something you even like in general dude that was a $60 gaming chair matters is the act of consuming the way it makes you feel and the dopamine you get from it that's why everything it seems in our society even shopping has drifted from quality to gamifying the process and making it as addictive and easy as possible but we shouldn't end this video on such a nihilistic note as the philosopher Hegel argued in the phenomenology of spirits each generation of humanity offers specific knowledge that can enhance our societies there is wisdom at every stage in history and by studying the areas of our great-grandfathers my mom's a teu warrior what she always shops there Athan for the three I've been locked in on stream something about the commentary been topped here today thank you we can identify what is missing in our societies and compensate for the blind spots of the present the Traditional Values That Built America logic hard work discipline a strong moral code and Faith begin to swing back when its absence produces a societal vacuum the steps to building a great civilization is painful the transition periods through growth whilst painful show things are moving forward where they should be going higel referred to this process as the dialectic when Society adjusts to big changes these growth pains are natural it's only through moving era to era in society that new Solutions in a better Society emerges that's why we need to make changes to the way we're going Banning the toxic chemicals and food that poisons the youth every day ban phone usage in schools moderate algorithms and their dangers praise are history and culture in schools and universities a general push to connect with other members of society an incentivization for bringing communities together investing in outdoor facilities for everyone to remind America and the rest of the West youth what they're fighting for giving them economic hope and prosperity in face of a horrible economic Outlook only when these toxic pressures are relieved can America's trajectory be overturned and accelerated and it seems increasing more and more people online are aware of this there is a positive trend rising from the surface and if this continues we will see Society Thrive but only once these fixes are implemented as the Greek proverb goes as Society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they will never sit that was a goated [ __ ] video dude Moon makes such good [ __ ] R GK for the sub all right next I gotta piss real quick though chat y me down 30 seconds again e all next video next video lost for the sub I tried every seat on the most expensive Airline lock in we still have this and two others there is a seat on an airplane called an A380 that literally comes with a living room a private bathroom a private bedroom a private bathroom I haven't seen that on a [ __ ] airplane and a personal flight attendant now I have no business flying in that seat it only exists on one airplane in the entire world however I owe my friend Isaac a favor his brother David lives across the world in Singapore and they haven't seen each other in 10 years Isaac asked me to deliver David a letter and his favorite cereal from the US all the way to his brother in Singapore Kraken oat brand and his favorite cereal that's his [ __ ] favorite cereal what the [ __ ] is that I've never even heard of that crunchy sweet own baked out oat cereal oven baked oat cereal from the US all the way to his brother in Singapore but if there's one thing I know going on this adventure of riding in every single class on the most expensive airline in the world would be insane but the only way that's going to happen is if I could putot the bill on a sponsor thank youif I packed my bags made my way to the airport and boarded my first connecting flight to singap wait so is his ass going to fly there back there back there back is he gonna do dude straight [ __ ] there you literally just keep for like a a week just [ __ ] fly that sounds so ass Singapore on my way to my seat I did pass through business class I'm not sure how you can even call this a seat I also passed through basic plus look at that leg room that's going to be fun and finally made it to my first seat of the video I don't think I could do I the longest plane flight I've ever been on was 5 hours and I've never flown in anything that wasn't coach but flying in a seat like this for 20 hours sounds horrible [Music] basic so on this first flight we're going to be flying from JFK to Abu Dhabi which is nearly a 13-hour flight I'm most likely going to be doing a lot of VoiceOver because I'm socially awkward I passed the time by measuring our leg room 4 in by the way and also just by staring out the window until our first meal arrived about an hour and 15 minutes horrible dude this looks like a [ __ ] Elementary school lunch they got that [ __ ] vegetable slop into the flight all right lunch is served here's what we got a water bottle bottled at the source a bread roll covered in a nice layer of plastic chicken and rice veggies strawberry cheesecake and the nectar of the Gods Sprite this looks really good I'm excited how good chicken you tried it that's Betty she didn't hear me she wouldn't ignore me we're actually friends she's my basic buddy silver Weare I don't think I've ever touched silverware on a plane before this is crazy this is like first class treatment in basic I spent the next few minutes absolutely housing this meal I mean this is hands down the best meal I have ever had on an airplane this food is so good Surly after finishing I think I've had a meal on an airplane every time I go on an airplane this is me I sit in my seat for six hours not moving I don't want to talk I'll listen to the same song on repeat 40 times this is what's going on in my head you'd think I'd be listening to some relaxing [ __ ] yo I'm [ __ ] this is where I'm daydreaming dude I'm putting myself in some crazy scenarios for the V viewers it's [ __ ] like Epic epic [ __ ] rave music the whole time six hours nonstop nonstop I found myself in desperate need for the bathroom which is a great opportunity for a tour greetings from the basic bathroom I just took down the entire country of Russia with my bare hands I I panned out I played out an entire movie directed by me in my head right and I was the main character and I [ __ ] I fought and killed the an entire country what's the song name the future dude I'm really getting into um oh my God what is the name of what is the name of the music I got to look it up Hawkin hawkin's a form of Dutch hardcore gabber music I like gabber music dude gabber music's the [ __ ] dude just [ __ ] just literally just on repeat some [ __ ] hard techno just playing it's not it's like a different version of Electro like this too just fire it's just fire room pretty pretty basic yeah we've got a sink the tile is nice oh it's not actually tile the toilet is it's definitely a toilet the flush button's got some use but that's that's a good thing it's doing its job well overall pretty fun in here uh gets the flushing batteries down the [ __ ] down the toilet during a during a flight me putting me putting a bunch of ablea batteries into into an airplane toilet done at this point we're I'm joking I'm joking Spirit Airlines please don't kick me off a flight flying over the middle do that of the ocean and it's late I tried turning on a ligh but accident flashbanged Betty so just bear with me with the lighting greetings I will say that so far the service has been incredible just a bit ago I was in the bathroom so I missed the coffee delivery I asked the flight attendant for a coffee she brought me a cappuccino and Oreos this is my first time eating an Oreo suspended 35,000 ft in the air it felt amazing I drank my CA I thought he was about to say it was his first time eating an Oreo you know it was also delicious I feel like I'm first class I do I am so excited to go to Singapore I remember when I was in like 8th grade and we had a textbook that said Singapore is one of the nicest countries in the world and ever doesn't Singapore hang you if you have weed does Singapore still kill people for weed oh okay now it's way more laws in Singapore for the death penalty convicted trafficking more than 15 grand of heroin 250 GRS of meth and 500 gr of cannabis okay so that's a shitload of weed as of August 9th of 2023 there are 50 people on death row only three of whom convicted murder I think years ago you used to be able to just get you they would kill you if you had weed I don't know for sure I remember there was an episode it might have been on a movie of Jackass or like an episode of something where steo swallowed a condom full of weed CU he wanted to bring weed lead to Singapore but they were telling him that if he got caught they would probably kill him and he was like I don't give a [ __ ] and then when he got to the airport in Singapore he [ __ ] out the condom and then smoked the weed ever since then I have dreamed of going but I did not think I would be going to deliver a 40-year-old man's cereal regardless it's happening I'm going to do some work and I will catch up with you soon at this point I crack open a bag of Cherry Berry ropes reclin my seat and open up my laptop for some top work I'm working on my computer I'm a hard worker a few hours later we got to watch the most mesmerizing Sunrise ever so I asked Betty to take a video of it she did a great job it's recording right yeah so pretty it's so hard to capture it right I know right yeah exactly now that the sun is up that means it's time for breakfast the basic plus section gets served first which means by default Betty and I get served last we are in the last row after all but that just means I have more time to play Angry Birds and watch rolls at the same time hi guys Angry Birds I haven't played Angry Birds in years chicken with rice or coconuts Curry the breakfast breakfast coconut curry do you got like waffles chicken yeah do you got like uh maybe some cinnamon toast crunch per chance it's very nice it's like a burrito bowl oh yummy with guamo nice thank you guess what's for breakfast chicken a Big Mac Oh that I'm [ __ ] my pants dude you're telling me I'm going to eat that oh [ __ ] no that looks good I'm [ __ ] my pants I'm on a 10-hour flight and you expect me to eat that and not have to [ __ ] take a [ __ ] I'm going to be crop dust in the entire plane dude I'd be farting left and right guys again I watched this person play Angry Birds while I ate and then decided to interview the flight attendants because they have been amazing why are you guys so motivated to give such a good service we love our guests so we always give our best okay what's your name I'm Shante where are you from South Africa really me and her and her how are you so my name is Joselyn and the reason why I give good service is because I love people I love socializing with the people and I love ity you got this Ryan you think they make good money like how much do how much do you think uh flight attendance for like airlines that are going 10 plus hours make oh surely they don't they have to make something well no they don't I'm going to Google that how much do flight attendants make that go cross country a Reddit Forum has a flight attendant saying they make 75 an hour an international flight attendant can make as low as 11k and as high as 100K it probably just depends how many hours you're working but I mean that's a work day right like if they if they fly 10 hours that's their day and then they're done I wonder if they do the flight back too and sleep on the plane I need more I need another tissue you're [ __ ] kidding me dude oh my God I might as well just grab a whole box bro you see the new South Park special no nay for the sub what is it about Johnny for the [Music] sub we have arrived to Abu Dhabi I was mildly concerned about my cereal coming into a new country but I got through with East I would be celebrating right now but I thought it was probably unwise to celebrate before my cereal gets through customs and Singapore regardless this airport is awesome wow hey this airport is insane it's honestly pretty comforting maybe because there's a Texas Chicken directly behind me flight number one complete for the cheapest seat on the flight that was a great experience if it only gets better from here I don't know how I'm going to behave my Ryan is too positive bro Ryan is too positive bro great experience you're telling me he was having fun like he enjoyed it I'd do it again again no no I love that about him oh yeah dude he makes everything seem great but if I if this was a Joe Bart Vlog I would say that [ __ ] was trash I'd say this [ __ ] was okay I'd say that was good that was great right myself I'm not going to be like yeah sitting in the back of a plane for a 10-hour flight was very enjoyable no it's weird weird thing to say if it sounds like I'm my words it's because it's 3:00 a.m. in the US and since my next flight to Singapore is in 10 hours I'm going to go to sleep and keep this cereal safe I hope it's still in here it should be okay let's go to a hotel I got to find a better way to get these shots very nice this is literally in the airport I'm going to go to sleep good morning it's night time I got out of bed took a shower and got ready to board my flight to Singapore I'm honestly just excited to fly on this Airline again especially dude I really want to I don't know why but I want to experience jet lag I want to leave I want to leave like New York airport at like 10: at night go on like a 12h hour flight and it be the same [ __ ] time when I arrive and just being really freaked out by it it's not a fun experience oh I know but I've never experienced it like I've flown a bunch of places with time change but the time change is like 3 4 hours so it's not that crazy but like if if I flew if I flew like to Asia or or some [ __ ] where it's like right now it's like [ __ ] 300 in the morning it would feel so weird Carman fights the American Healthcare System is it an episode or a special because the cereal is still safe basic I wish he I wish he had the the price of these seats like how much do you think that seat [Music] cost I have arrived to my basic plus seat I cannot tell you how uncomfortable I am right now to be filming this yo slave thank you for the [ __ ] raid dub in the chat for that [ __ ] thank uh thank [ __ ] slave for the raid thank you for the [ __ ] raid slay I appreciate that M can we get a little shout for slay there thank you w [ __ ] raid bro I appreciate that uh we're doing a [ __ ] react day today we're watching a Ryan trean video right now I'm Joe Bart YouTuber twitch streamer also do Tik Tok used to do Tik Tok more than I do now but you know welcome but I will say I paid extra for this seat and it shows look at this leg room I can't wait meure that pay this seat probably had to be thousands of dollars even a shitty seat flying that far also my seat buddy moved right over to the left because there was an available seat which means this is basically first class look at this Elbow Room so the next stop is Singapore let's see what it's like to live the basic plus life all right I'm going to stop recording I can literally smell business class from here it smells like luxury they have lay down seats I'm feeling a little fomo but honestly I'm just ready for this thing to take oh yeah we took off okay let's go to Singapore as I got situated I realized most people are already asleep on this plane if you're looking for leg everybody is [ __ ] knocked room sorry I took it all 23 in it's crazy anyways I got a tingle I have arrived to the basic plus bathroom it was fun to see everybody who's flying on the plane with me but it was a long walk this bathroom isn't so different from the last one we've still got this beautiful tile that is not tile the toilet does in fact flush I tested it yo I lowkey love airports too cuz I'll have conversations with people that I will never see again in my entire life like I remember I had that I told you guys about that conversation I had with that one guy on the line I don't even remember what he looks like but he was a lovely dude I remember having a conversation with him he was chill as [ __ ] me and him had like a f minute conversation I can't even picture his face but I remember I had a conversation with him and I will never see him again I will never see him again he's living his own life right now I don't know what he's doing what do you think he's doing right now probably chilling doing something maybe I feel like he's probably watching a movie low key Memorial Day weekend it's a Sunday I think he's chillaxing you know I don't even remember his name there is soap a sink trash can all kinds of paper products that you may need and if you're a baby a place to sit I'm having a great time however I am currently experiencing a little bit of turbulence on this plane well so I'm going to go back to my seat I also get a little PL he just starts puking all over the [ __ ] mirror just as I was walking out of the bathroom I saw the flight attendant getting our dinner orders let's hope for some chicken and rice is it going to be the same [ __ ] again chicken with bani I have fish with rice and vegetarian oh fish on a plane can I do the chicken with rice aome chicken with rice again thank you yummy thank you all right dinner is served look at that we've got the good life bread not sure what that means some vegetables a specialty Eddie hod beverage it's Coca-Cola that's what it is natural drinking water chicken and rice which looks oh that looks so good oh my god that actually looks fire it is natural drinking water chicken and rice oh I'd [ __ ] that [ __ ] up dude yo I would Mack that which looks delicious this actually looks so good and dessert maybe banana pudding I love banana pudding it is literally midnight this is the fanciest meal I've ever eaten at midnight all of a sudden I'm kind of panicking because I haven't looked inside my luggage since I left to check if the cereal is really in the Box I don't know why it wouldn't be I just really want to get David this cereal also just realized what he's worried that the he's worried that there's not going to be cereal like that it's just an empty Hollow box or that they stole it Daniel for the four I have a hole in my shirt so that's awesome please excuse me while I devour this meal when you were in high school how many days before exams did you start start studying I have exams Wednesday and I haven't started uh when I was in high school day or two before when I was in college week before right you got to get better at it uh but like day or two yeah that that was procrastinating now that meal was so good and now that I have a full belly I decided to worried there's no cracking oan he's wor he's worried he's gonna have a he's going to let down his friend man I got you cracking o brany opens the Box there's just [ __ ] nothing in it a bit more work on my secret project top secret once again I found myself with Oreos and other snacks I'm just blown away by the generosity of these flight attendants okay and as the sun was beginning to rise I decided to see what the flight attendance for basic plus had to say guys we're almost in Singapore I'm here with Michaela Hi how are you she was my flight attendant today where are you from South Africa that's so fun my last flight attendant why are they all from South Africa were from South Africa too they were great right we're great I love South Africa can I tell you why I'm going to Singapore I'm going to give a man cereal it's normal it's crazy it's normal that's true you got this Ryan yes you got this Ryan just the fuel I needed I feel Unstoppable I'm sitting in my seat and I'm just so ready to land okay we land all right as I was getting off the plane the flight attendant invited me to meet the pilot I don't know what's happening but the captain is taking me with him all the way to the front of the plane have you been in your fly B before never then go ahead now I can really say sat at every uh seat on this Airline yeah I kick him out of the plane and I [ __ ] lock the flight attendant door and I [ __ ] start that plane up and I that's my story on how I just [ __ ] stole an EAD or however you say it [ __ ] airplane that's so cool thank you so much I convinced him I just want to see the cockpit but I [ __ ] hit that [ __ ] in reverse and [ __ ] fly out I said goodbye to the team and got off the plane with no doubt in my mind that's when I saw something that made me want to puke Customs every country has different policies for what you can and can't bring into the country and in terms of categories food is one of the most regulated items let's see if this cereal get food is regulated but it's usually produced because there's going to be certain like bugs or bacteria that if they're transported from one country to another can kill the crops in the like the entire country like if you brought like a mango back from like South America they wouldn't let you keep it it's through for Customs for like food oh okay all right thank you I thought it'd be cool they get an ominous video of me looking out at this crazy view I've always seen this airport in photos but now I'm actually here figured I might as well get a video in front of it just for the record that flight was awesome the leg room was fantastic the food was so good the flight attendants were amazing and I made it to Singapore and guess what I've got the cereal with me I cannot tell you how relieved I was when I opened my suitcase and it was actually in the the box I also have David's letter from Isaac a so cute Brothers love each other so I'm not meaning it's actually a bomb in the box and he's like he's like don't open the letter give it to give it to my brother I knew I would trick you with the crackling o brand Ryan delivered it right to you by the time you finish this letter the bomb will have already exploded H up with David for a little while and I'm actually really tired because it's like midnight in America so I think I might take a nap good morning it's not morning I slept for 1 hour if you also find sleep pods capsule hotels really interesting the yotel air in Singapore it's fire it's a good one anyways I've got a cereal box to deliver I really want to make it look like I'm actually on an epic mission that matters so I think I'm going to make the next few Clips like a dramatic cinematic sequence we probably start right now in a world where two brothers live in separate countries does this feel Epic I don't know can you guys just comment while Ryan now's epic there's only one man equipped to unite them it's me Ryan yeah so uh I got a texi to David's place and met him this this the end of the sequence I hope it was good nice to meet you David oh this is so sick David I flew all the way here because of what's in does he not know what's in the box all right I'm ready to see it okay all right you want to close your eyes three two one it looks open bro it looks open oh crackling o br man dude yes this is a great great gift this we used to get this every Christmas morning but yeah we just all love this stuff thank you Isaac peace buddy this is so good David thought you were going to give me something other than [ __ ] cereal dude maybe money or like uh I don't know uh Chihuahua or something bro you give me [ __ ] cereal he's not give a [ __ ] about that I haven't eaten this [ __ ] in [ __ ] years man for us both a bowl of crackl and oat brand and we enjoyed a nostalgic meal together in Singapore and that's when I gave him Isaac's letter Dave since he moved across the world I know it's difficult for you to come home regularly what's probably even harder though is that you have to go without some of the best food America has to offer more specific what really sucks is this crackling oat brand I poisoned with rice in I told Ryan not to eat it hopefully he listened Ryan's just in the back just like the kind that mom used to give us with our stockings every Christmas I hope this box of crackling o brand brings you back to those lovely childhood memories I would never do that dude oh my God that's [ __ ] risky he belly flopped into more specifically the kind that mom used to give us with our stockings every Christmas I hope this box a crackland opran dude that is scary as [ __ ] what if they all just collapsed and he [ __ ] smacked brings you back to those love childhood memories eat it slowly because like all the best things in life we don't F understand how good things are until they're gone miss you brother Isaac now Isaac has no idea about this part but David's got a favor to ask as well deliver a letter back to Isaac and give him a Singaporean snack straight from David's Pantry there's only one man salted fish skin for the job it's me I put it in my luggage and yeah I'll bring it back in all right my job is only halfway done I delivered the cereal and now I've got something to deliver to Isaac mission part two has begun I'm on my way America after that I had a few hours before my return flight home David took me around Singapore it's a beautiful place it is funny that he wanted to do the flight review video but he needed a reason to go so he just conjured up like the dumbest [ __ ] reason of I'm just going to deliver my friend a box of cereal so it seems like I'm not just flying to Singapore and back for utterly no reason this is just so crazy like I said I remember looking at Singapore in my textbooks in and I always dreamed of coming here and I got to say it did not disappoint except for the fruit that I tried it was it was uh unique I didn't I didn't really like David got a kick out of that eventually I headed back to the airport and prepared for my business class seat it comes with a private airport lounge lots of food and drinks but my flight was boarding so I headed to the gate hello 7c 7c your number's not even in the tens yeah that's how you know you're in the [ __ ] luxury area [Music] welcome to business class I already took my shoes off and I don't even feel weird about it they give you free slippers also I was served this red juice almost instantly it's watermelon juice guys I had so much fun in Singapore David E watermelon juice I feel like I'd just rather have just watermelon watermelon juice I feel like that would just taste bad it's gas it's actually good Duff and moha for the sub queso for the three hope you're having a good day space for the sub Daniel for the four is the best the only problem is I didn't really sleep I got like 1 hour of sleep at yotel air and that was pretty much my sleep for the night this flight that I'm on right now is once again an overnight flight and I'm pretty sure that my seat reclines all the way down like I could lay flat but I don't want to sleep because I don't want to miss out on any other cool stuff you get in business class what's on the menu business yeah where not in basic anymore here's a quick list of that come the SE a pillow quite comfortable I will say slippers I already put them on why am I doing this with my feet I don't know but I'm in business class a fancy blanket this baggie which comes with a face mask earplugs lotion lip balm face mist and toothbrush and toothpaste another pillow perhaps to cuddle I am tempted to sleep but I'm also scared to miss out on any cool stuff that they would bring me so guess who's staying awake me as the flight is taking off I've developed a plan to not fall asleep in which I will be very strict about not even closing my eyes to Blink I fell asleep for 4 hours oh my goodness I don't even remember extending my seat into a bed but here I am one thing is for sure this is the most comfortable airplane seat I've ever had I'm not proud of it I'm not on one end I missed out on 4 hours of business class luxury but also did I because I was laying fully down on an airplane the flight attendant when I woke up she brought me coffee it looks really good my God what the good Diva business class luxury yo but the seats see he's not saying the seat prices though the seats probably like $10,000 but also did I this seat's so expensive this seat's so expensive so it seems so nice but then if he was like Hey this seat was like this expensive because I was laying fully down on an airplane the flight attendant when I woke up she brought me coffee it looks really good she was also like you know like M and I was like oh yeah I didn't that's awesome I didn't I can still get it and she was like you haven't e anything I know thank you so much and I said I mean she remembers how much he's eaten do the fruit bro just do the fruit get a main course you [ __ ] what the [ __ ] they just got a cheese selection Arian crackers they havei and I'll just get ice cream just for the experience and she said okay that's crazy so I'm looking forward to that I have not used the bathroom yet I've got some work to do before before we land let's get after it thank you very [Music] much that was not only the best fruit I've ever had on an airplane that was the best fruit I've ever had that was so good ice cream wi in Rome and then randomly after eating I got really emotional like about to cry I can't tell if this is out of gratitude or because I just ate some solid ice cream but either way I need to pull myself together he just started crying for no reason I mean he was probably thinking about how cool it is that this is his [ __ ] job honestly like he literally just gets to like [ __ ] travel the world and [ __ ] guys I finally made it to the business class bathroom it is nicer it is we do have the same tile as before however look at all this other stuff you get the hand soap is in a special container the faucet does look fancier it really does you've got a nice assortment of hand products not one but two mirrors also poti the best part when you're doing your business in business class I mean talk about elevated there's a window babies can also sit here window behind you if you're taking a dump you can't even [ __ ] see it I don't know what babies are flying business but let's test this bad boy out sorry I'm going to use the toilet I just used the toilet I know it looks like I'm just flushing it but I actually used the toilet before filling it felt inappropriate actually filming myself use the toilet even if I'm not showing anything like even if I was just showing my face and cut out the audio and allowed there to be like the assumption that I'm using the bathroom in the visual it just feels weird n he should have like he should have done a cut like a jump cut to like him like holding his breath just like like [ __ ] tense stuff like dying on he sweating just d himself in water he can't get through it I feel like a business Mogul working up here no but really this is so cool before landing I freshened up with some complimentary face mist we have arrived to Abu Dhabi but as soon as we landed two security guards came on the plane asking for me how's it going good awesome yo I'd start tweaking dude all right thank you cuz his next oh his next flight it's probably it's probably a part of the [ __ ] Tech head what I did wrong I don't know if I'm in trouble but two men personally took me off of this airplane and are now driving me in this little car thing to I don't know where it felt like we were driving for hours until eventually they dropped me off at a private Suite what in the world is Yo oh my God I literally thought I was dude I'm telling you the seat's probably like $30,000 for them to do that I I want to know I I hope he just at least tells us how much this one was getting escorted off the plane because I I was a little gassy some things just don't sit right with my stomach I don't know what it was maybe it was the durian shout out to David I cannot believe this is real I don't know what to say I have an abundance of fruit and what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that thing lii never seen that [ __ ] in my entire life I've seen that's dragon fruit I know all this other [ __ ] is I don't know what that is what the [ __ ] is that the pastries I have a waiter named olly I think he's bringing me salmon I think it's 1:00 a.m. why why is that even available the people that have seen my boarding pass they kind of look at the part where it says the resi and they're like oh oh hello sir before I show you this private room that I'm in just for the record business class was amazing I did sleep for like half of it but it was yeah they're probably used to like old men that are just [ __ ] splurging on that [ __ ] because they're multi-millionaires they see Ryan trean like a 25-year-old white guy so extra for the thre extremely comfortable the service was amazing it was dark the whole time so the The Vibes were cozy I have nothing bad to say about business class do I miss my old flight attendant friends yes but honestly it's hard to focus on how good that was whenever I get escorted off the plane immediately and brought to a private room that has a toilet in it let me show you around looks like we have coffee and Voss water oo richy Rich Voss water abundant fruit and pastries a huge couch a luxurious dining table and an entire you know what annoys me though is that fruit's probably warm I don't like warm fruit I want cold fruit like you know one of the most unenjoyable experiences is eating a a warm banana oh abundant fruit and pastry like a room temperature banana or like a hot banana a huge couch a luxurious dining table and an entire bathroom with a shower in it what who's this for if this is before the flight what have I gotten myself into really dis crazy I sat down at my dining table for some salmon I still can't believe they have someone making this good of food in the middle of the night after that the two security guys picked me up and took me to the gate for our final flight he literally gets a whole [ __ ] room for one dude guys this is unbelievable I immediately walk in to my coffee order I enjoyed my cappuccino and played some Angry Birds some things never change I guess I don't even think the flight has officially begun boarding this is going to be crazy and we're off a 13-hour flight back to the United States and I am flying in the residence there's so much stuff that comes with this seat I don't even think I can call it a seat frankly if you ask me what this background is before I Ste foot in here I wouldn't even be able to tell you it's a plane this looks like an apartment I can't believe I'm about to say this about an airplane seat but how about a tour this is the main seating area with a TV and two seat dude that is a literal [ __ ] flat screen and they have those movie ass lounge chairs and two seats this time we have not one but two blankets this bench area has um an entire refrigerator fully stocked with sodas and Voss waterer what in the world man this is crazy the other benches are for storage you can put stuff in there the seat also comes with noise cancelling earphones which work great if you want to prepare to watch the penny series movie the seats also have buttons that can assist you during the flight look what happens if you press the fork button ooh wow a snack just kidding the flight attendant brought it it was just a joke is that just a cup of almonds they look unsalted but this fun drink is not a joke there's also a charging station and a touchscreen remote control but now for the reason they call this seat the residence all right this is ridiculous a little bit of turbulence to my dude it feel like a waste though taking a nap on the flight though like if you were going to even if you were rich and you spent the money on this I'd be like I don't want to sleep on the plane bathro and you you are standing on a bed I mean this is outrageous isn't this crazy I am on an airplane so this is a big bed I'm definitely going to be taking a nap what is this okay so they literally give you jammies do I anticipate a jammie time tonight that would get crazy respectfully you know how many rich people are buying that [ __ ] and trying to you know reach the old mile high club in there I wouldn't I wouldn't be able to get that out of my head on that on that bed there's also a really thick sleep mask slippers they also give you tons of nice skin care I'm definitely taking this home and the last feature of the residence a private bathroom with a shower I don't know don't this flight is $1 4,283 did you Google how much it was I don't get it this bathroom I'm actually just going to look it up too the residence the residence flight seat cost it says 20,000 tickets between London and Abu Dhabi are 20K but he's flying from Abu Dhabi to the US which is even further it's actually so nice we're still rocking the tile from basic I love it pretty standard stuff up here but this little tow rack is cute once again not one but two mirrors and yeah the fact that there's a shower in here is absurd I came back to the main seating area and had a steak dinner which I absolutely housed and while I was doing some top secret work in my bedroom I Got a notification that said we left another surprise for you the best on Earth guys they have joy ride isn't that crazy my God I actually do want to try his candy dude it looks good as [ __ ] Pro for the sub brog for the five quit my job cuz my boss yelled at me for calling out sick what the [ __ ] so actually for the three they yelled at you for calling out s okay I asked them to put that there you may be wondering Ryan what were you absolutely locked in on on your computer for the past few days well I love doing work on airplanes and I have been spending some much needed time on Joy ride's Shopify The Joy Ride website oh if it's a joy ride out I'll watch it is pretty built out but I just like having fun with it the best oh watch it wait it's $25 for how many on Joy rides Shopify The Joy Ride is pretty built out but I just like 25 for Packa too having fun with it how many servings the best part about Shopify is you can literally build anywhere I'm in the tropo sphere I think that's where I am I've been considering making a subscription for Joy Ride customers who want a candy refill how he affording all of this Shopify ad oh like if if you do an ad if you do an ad for uh a company that they'll usually not like they not NE even necessarily pay you they might just pay for the flights directly in turn for doing the ad they might as well just sort some of uh some sort of contract discount and Shopify subscription app makes that extremely easy the only problem is we've kind of had trouble staying in stock you get all four all four for 25 is mad cheap dude so that would most likely be a bad idea right now the point is the options there but Shopify it's said launch pack too it's probably the second launch pack I thought it meant launch pack too like you get two packs magic is what I've been doing on this entire trip it's as fun as it sounds I've been working on a landing page I'm just calling it landing page was like a airplane joke the only people who will ever know about it are watching this video I used Shopify magic for AI product all right I'm skipping the rest to go night night [Music] time damn he's slept 7 hours as you can see I just wasted that is amazing I looked through the menu the crazy thing about this seat is you just order on demand so I ordered some breakfast and by the time I was done looking out the window it had arrived I mean are you guys seeing this spread if those are chocolate croissants I would just eat all of them my goal on this plane would be to run them out of chocolate croissants got a green smoothie with a latte fresh fruit a muffin croissant and butter and jam I I feel like I've eaten so much food in the last 12 hours this looks amazing though what should I try first IC latte Bottoms Up that's insane a bit of watermelon fruit of royalty that's good fruit look guys I'm really enjoying this we have about 2 hours left in this flight I can't even describe how nice this has been doesn't feel real I could be dreaming you could be dreaming you could be dreaming about me dreaming but don't forget water looks like it's about to [ __ ] pour out of the glass with the [ __ ] the turbulence dude but don't forget the job's not finished there is a man in America expecting me to deliver a Singaporean gift completely forgot about that from his brother it's Isaac talking about Isaac we just have a few more obstacles to overcome he said from the residence now I'm worried about Customs again but how much can you really worry in this seat hey guys welcome to my morning routine in the air we are landing very soon I have a private bathroom I think I'm going to use it me with [ __ ] 10 grams of [ __ ] crack up my ass that somebody in Abu Dhabi is forcing me to fly over with how worri how worried can I be in in the seat I mean surely surely they don't have like an X-ray scanner or anything right fortunately the shower isn't working I knew I shouldn't have eaten that [ __ ] chicken Curry on the play before I feel it I it's like it's like a beaver dam it's like a beaver dam I feel it breaking that would have been so cool I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to hold it in to shower in the air but at the end of the day the fact that there's even a shower to look at is enough for me I can't get over all the skin care they give you I don't know how to use it correctly but I am going to bring it home for Haley she's going to be excited oh yeah morning routine in the residence first I brush my teeth I put on deodorant smells pretty good good next I shave there's literally a little bit of of hair there on my chin so I shaved it took off my jammies did some skin care and threw on cologne which burned my skin because I just shaved it last few minutes shiny this has been a once in a lifetime opportunity I can't believe it y they got like seat belts on this [ __ ] if they got into a [ __ ] big turbulence this man's just [ __ ] head is smack in the ceiling this has been a once in A- lifetime opportunity I can't believe it I I think he was wearing one oh [ __ ] hey hey here we have a delivery all the way from Singapore from your brother David this is very exciting David loved his gift but will Isaac love his this is the question you ready yeah I'm ready close your eyes okay we'll save this for later and here we go all right Isaac 3 2 one salted egg fish skin this in America what is this oh oh all the way from Singapore cheers that's kind of gas it's actually really good okay now for the real surprise he got you a letter you can go read it over there I'll give you practice I don't don't know I'd want to eat that [ __ ] dude the one piece he had looked horrible Isaac bro I miss you I miss all the good times we've had and your humor you are always the one to lighten the mood and keep everyone laughing I hope everything is going well in Austin a great quote I learned recently is a goal without a deadline is I wonder why he lives in uh Singapore it's a dream remember it's important that we are purpose-driven so create a vision mission and goals to get where you want to be then put your head down and grind relentlessly you will succeed David aw that's sweet a couple weeks later I found myself walking into Target just to see what Joy Ride is going to look like in the candy aisle on June 15th and as I was leaving wait they're going to be in Target something caught my [Music] eye p h you made it to the end of the video thank oh my god dude that was a good [ __ ] video I love Ryan's videos Man honestly all right dude I got to piss again and I don't care and then we have two more videos El hey Cal me down that was quick I was quick there hold up I gota wait for the base drop and then I'll switch but I don't even know how they do it though but I want to learn that dance where like they it's like juic they're they're going like guess looks fun as hell I don't know how to do it though all right how OJ Simpson created the nword my these favorite word hands down is the nword which I learned to loathe growing up in Detroit's inner city where it occasionally raised its head like a cobra I understand what makes it unacceptable for white but I confess that I still don't fully understand what makes it acceptable for blacks now I got this job how do we get non-black people to stop saying [ __ ] and to start using the in i i i this isn't to right this is like n it should be fine it should be fine it should be fine it should be fine it should hold up hold up hold up I don't think it would be to in these guidelines I don't know if we could watch this video twitch said we had questions about the use of nword on Twitch use of the nword with hard R is not allowed yeah we getting age restricted today it's WS bro just [ __ ] just mute that video or just mute mute that part it's educational yeah but I don't I don't know if twitch is GNA be like bro I wish they I wish they just had something like yeah I wish I could just [ __ ] ask someone bro like why do I have to I have to like I'm scrolling through their [ __ ] to right now oh my God like I I'm literally trying to [ __ ] find it in their TOs and I can't bro I'm not going to Res yet I'm not going to Res yet I'm not not going to rest yet I'll save it for another day and I'll look into it more but CU I know it's supposed to be like a really [ __ ] interesting video on like the history of like the OJ case and how that all happened but I I don't want to risk that all right last week next video I We'll add this one in We'll add this one in I ate crayons I only ate crayons for a week really died there were times where I seriously didn't even know if I was going to make it at all and this was all because of a very terrible idea that I set for myself I don't even think can a human eat a cryon like are crayons edible maybe maybe some like are are Crayola crayons toxic they're non-toxic and safe you can eat Crayola crayons what are the calorie info on what is the calorie info on Crayola crayons what is the nutritional pack of a 20 what is the nutritional value of a 24 pack of Crayola crayons if I'm 6 foot and 190 pounds how many crayons do I need to eat a day if I only eat crayons asked somebody six years ago should I mix in markers and other non-toxic art Food Supplies 50 crayons a day gives you enough energy to go through go through an average day there's no way you can eat 50 crayons and that's enough calories to function Vivid and Canadian for the sub Kata for the sub bro he's actually eating cryon Y no way he's not even going to unwrap them okay wait actually I swear I'm not just doing this for the video okay that actually lowy okay that actually was the worst thing I so contrary to the first clip I'm not going to just be raw dog and crayons the whole video it's better than that I promise you okay why am I doing this video Oh I thought I was I was looking forward to that I was looking forward to him just day two just just he here's my breakfast and it's like a 12pack of [ __ ] crayons and he's just he's like my poops my poop's rainbow my poop's actually rainbow colored like you would think that it would mix and it would just be brown my poop is my poop comes out in like stages I've had like orange ones and then they'll come out like purple why would I why would I do this to myself okay it's a slightly embarrassing reason I was coloring this portrait I made of my roommate and like the scent of the crowns were so wait is this a guy that Drew me dude he does the white board [ __ ] I feel like he I feel like he I don't know if he drew me but somebody drew me on a whiteboard I'm going to look him up on Tik Tok see if he comes up oh my God he dead I I don't I don't remember hello hello hello you made me look like a damn meat Canyon character bro he drew me what I did not know that was this guy no now I got a sub to them dude popsy so delectable I just kind of wanted to eat them I'm going to be honest the thing about these crayons though that I bought is they're made of 100% beeswax and if you don't know what Beeswax is it's like the stuff that's found in honeycomb like the crunchy stuff I don't was it crunchy that looks good as [ __ ] though I used to watch videos of people eat that I would pay I would pay like a $100 to eat that [ __ ] oh my God you already know that's about to be so [ __ ] good honeycomb like the crunchy stuff I don't was it crunchy I don't know if you've tried honeycomb like it it's it's pretty good I went through hundreds of these cor pretty good it looks like you [ __ ] hated it through hundreds of these cor threads just to make sure that I wouldn't die but like I said crayons are essentially just beeswax and die there is zero nutritional value like at all so you're probably wondering how are you going to do this challenge without literally DME by cooking the Crayons I'm going to be making oh he's going to put them into other things actual crayon recipe I might be the first person to ever do it I don't know and every single meal got progressively better or worse I don't really know how to phrase it starting with crayon candy so unlike the rest of the recipes in this video the crayon candy idea was the only one that I didn't get from Kora I actually found it on YouTube where apparently there's this thing called Wax Candy and never had wax candies before so I make some at home tasting time if it's crunchy at first the straw jelly bursted into my mouth and you kind of just put this jam into like a ball of wax or something like that and I just applied this idea to crayons look at that I have never that's so cool okay taste test taste test there's no way it tastes good there's just no way it tastes good it's going to taste like it's going to taste like you're eating chalk this is fully made of crayon that's insane okay what's in the middle though like a jelly that was really good um I want to try some more there's no way it's good the next meal was crayon toast I had high hopes for this one because crayon toast what the [ __ ] are you doing with crayon toast are you just going to melt crayons and put it on bread it's going to be like a butter spread how do you make crayon toast there's that's that's what he's goingon to do he's going to spread crayons on [ __ ] toast and eat it it's a lot simpler than the crayon candy but like you can't really mess up spreading something on toast right oh my gosh this one is super super simple like I said bam you put the put bread in an air fryer crays in a bowl uh melted them in the oven the best part about like this meal though is that it can literally be any color you want like I chose the kid blue looking color Jesus Christ this looks so bad n that actually low key looks really good what that looks like it's going to be like strawberry flavor that looks like a strawberry cream cheese that's like kind of solidifying bad I might die have you had be have you had be no I've never had but this is a thing that people do right like especially like like does your family does your family do this okay okay okay I'm asking out of a out a place up here that's not my kind of white people that's like British white people so this is be Bri British white people do British people put beeswax on toast toast this is what is that is that is that bees I believe this is be like this is what it's supposed to look like mine all right my roommate accidentally got some of the crown on his finger so we're going to eat this together okay Canadians this is for you are you ready three two one stop being freaky on the camera bro just e normally ready 3 two one it's going to be hard oh it's good really is not it's good try try some no it's okay please bro take a bite you're just try you're like you're trying to trick me it's good it's not good wow wow wow crayons on toast m o Crayola crayons oh wow that's like they're so sweet you want to give it a try wow who needs salt is he going to eat the whole thing after the failure of the bread I think I just started crashing out a little bit cuz I kind of I realized that making this video was a complete mistake I I I I wanted to give up but I'm not a quitter I make the worst decisions possible you're watching this video you already know that but even though my my my my decisions might be terrible I always see them through special thanks to Mr moving for this idea this is this is something that I can do noodles can't be that hard I figured I would use the same concept as ramen noodles of course I just started by melting the crayons in a pan brush them to one side to form like this dense layer that I would like I I turn into this you know rectangular shape which like sure was cool and all until I realized just eat that [ __ ] spending my Friday night doing this when Drake and Kendrick are wait I I'm I'm pretty sure Kendrick Lamar uncopyrighted his songs please Kendrick don't copyright me please didn't he uncopyright all of the I don't think all of his songs but all of the uh Dis Track ones otter and Z for the stri A Min noodles easy you know they look a little that looks bad that looks really bad weird I'm going like they don't H they look kind of gross but they're noodles you know I think at this point I was just happy like that I was finally able to eat something as long as nothing goes wrong it literally melted wait am I dumb for doing this yeah isn't it just oh no now it's fire alarms going off I was going to say if that's just solid crayon it unless he mix it with something else oh I scrubbed I swear after like for an hour I I was in that kitchen scrubing oh yeah know that pot is ruined this day it's still in there okay I almost I almost burned my kitchen down am I a quitter no but I am French so is this French this is not a mic sorry my bad this is not a mic this is my uh one piece limited edition manga I where where did I put my mic what the heck I did my research basically it's it's made in this metal pan thingy they put an outer layer of wax around the pan before you put the cake in and it's supposed to be really good the problem so he was just looking for [ __ ] that he could put wax in is I I I didn't have the the metal cone thing or the ingredients for the cake but I did have all the ingredients to make brownies I had a square pan thingy and I had crayons so I stirred up the brownie the I stirred up my homemade brownie recipe melted the crayon into the pan swooshed it around honestly I'm cheating on this one I'm going to be so straight up but am I not cooking with crayons anyways I just BR he used like half a crayon with a fud brownie you're not even going to taste it in the oven voila let this be good because if it isn't I will starve I don't see I don't see how it wouldn't be good oh you're cheating you're supposed to only eat crayon this counts this counts this is this was made this was seasoned with crayon how many days do y'all think you could only eat crayons I think I could eat I think I could eat like a [ __ ] 24 pack of crayons a day if I'm allowed to eat other food but I just have to eat a 24 pack of crayons a day I think I could do it for a week I think I would just casually snack on the Crayons like even while I'm streaming I would just be biting them so it's been a week and every time I brush my teeth like a crayon bit comes out and that entire thing was recorded in one day a week ago wow I don't like crowns anymore I did not have fun what are you doing blood was scared to eat the beeswax from the honey but does this for you to present that you're going to feed off crayons because you smell because you like the smell in a suit all right next the Pixar theory otter for the sub Z for the sub Vivid for the sub I think this is like a theory about how every Pixar movie ever is connected uh it's from nine [ __ ] years ago what if I told gaming today n today's going to be a slightly shorter stream you that all Pixar movies are connected like we'll probably finish on this might do one more or not and then I'm probably going to end I was live for like seven plus hours yesterday or like seven and a half hours yesterday tomorrow I'm not live Tuesday is going to be uh horror games and practice for multivers Wednesday is going to be the multivers twitch Rivals uh Thursday Sim day Friday's reacts a little Warriors charity stream fighting Childhood Cancer Saturday's the behind the wheel Sim day uh as well as switch Sports Sunday's reacts on an early stream and then I'm off from the 3rd to the 8th of June uh so after this the next time I'm live is 4:30 on Tuesday night stream tonight maybe a short stream tomorrow but probably not which is why I'm saying I'm not going to be live because it's Memorial Day and I don't know if I'll have time need it all the characters in those movies actually live in the same universe only in different times how is that possible keep watching and you'll find out oh so there's like an apocalypse and they've lived on the same [Music] Planet the Pixar theory I mean there has to be a lot of movies that Pixar created after this aren't included yet jaxi this um our story starts with the movie Brave back in the old days of Scotland in the movie Merida discovered some kind of magic which accidentally transforms her mother into a bear that mysterious magic power comes from a witch in the dude I never watched Brave did y'all watch I feel like there's so many childhood movies that I watched like 20 times in a row never watched Brave it's ass it's such a good movie yeah I'm getting some mixed reviews here Forest get out this will be the first time maybe I did see it and I just don't remember animals act like humans but who is that witch in the forest we see her disappearing through doors and we know she has magical powers but who is she really well actually she played a big role in one other film on our list but we'll get to that later during the centuries that followed Brave the animals and objects who were experimented on by the wit have slowly evolved creating a power struggle between humans animals and machines the conflict between humans and animals is depicted across Ratatouille Finding Nemo and up in Ratatouille the animals are starting to experiment with their growing intelligence in small environments in the movie Remy tries to invade a human only territory cooking he then befriends a group of humans but makes one enemy yo Ratatouille could have been like a horror film where he grabs the dude's hair and just grabs the knife and just starts [ __ ] stabbing himself like Ratatouille could be a villain bro somebody redeemed Flex de Skinner what happened to Skinner after discovering the intelligent mice that outperformed human beings it's possible that the word of that Discovery has reached the years of Charles Muntz the villain in up which then led him to develop technology that could harness the thoughts of animals after months's demise the dogs are freed but we don't really know what happened to them but one thing's for sure now that people know the potential of animals they start Crossing the line and the hatred between the two grows thus Begins the Industrial Revolution hinted at in up in the beginning of up Carl is forced to sell his house to a corporation in charge of expanding the city think about it what Corporation is responsible for pollution and Technology the one in WALL-E the overreach by and large is the massive corporation that runs pretty much everything in wle in the history of BNL and add in oh my god do you think they meant to connect them movie We're told that BNL has even taking over World governments with over 2 million holy owned subsidiaries governmental bodies and Health Care Centers by and large has become the world leader in every dude Wally's such a [ __ ] good movie field including world leadership in Finding Nemo we told a story about saving I hated Finding Nemo oh my God bro five flashbacks my Finding Nemo flashbacks is when I was at the dentist and I'm just sitting there with my mouth open as they're [ __ ] just [ __ ] going at my teeth and I'm just like watching Nemo just swimming there [ __ ] hate it and then dory's so annoying I don't like Ellen beings an entire population of sea creatures is harnessed it for that cause humans continue to antagonize the increasingly networked and intelligent animals but this is just keep swimming just keep swimming yeah shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up far as we go with the Animal Kingdom for now let's back up for a bit we mentioned before that a struggle arised is between humans animals and machines so when did the machines artificial intelligence start in The Incredibles syndrome tries to kill all and the issue with finding yoou is Carl would have turned into a woman uh whatever those type of fish are are able to [ __ ] change gender or sax what is it are they Marlin Marlin Marlin the Marlin Marlin the Marlin what F they clown fish can clown fish change sex male clownish can become female if uh the female dies the leader if the leader dies the next in line male changes into a female Marlin would have just become the mom all of the superheroes due to a grudge between him and Mr Incredible I am your biggest fan budy but it's not actually him who was doing the killing syndrome is using the omnidroid an AI killing machine that can learn and adapt during combat eventually the robot turns on its creator and tries killing innocent people randomly why would an AI robot do that do machines have an inherent hatred towards humans why we know that animals hate humans because they're destroying the environment and experimenting on them but what do machines have against them in Toy Story humans use and discard toys that clearly have feelings at first the toys are happy but as things progress they get fed up with people they rise up against Sid in the first one Jesse resents her owner for abandoning and they [ __ ] rip him apart in the second one and in the third one Leto well he just hates all people something snapped she replaced us something snapped something inside of me and it starts playing with him on toys are not happy with a status quo giving a reason for why machines and objects want to take over at this point in time the superheroes are all almost extinct and Mankind is vulnerable despite that we don't see machines rise up against humans not in a straightforward way anyway they're using BNL a faceless Corporation to dominate the world starting after the omnidroid defeated most superheroes in Toy Story it's made clear that these sentient objects rely on humans for everything fulfillment energy they need them so machines decide to control humans instead of taking over them that way they can use them for their needs this leads to the Industrial Revolution which eventually leads to worldwide pollution when the animals rise up against humans to stop the pollution humans will get help from the machines and we already know who's going to win that war at a certain point planet Earth becomes unsuitable for living for both animals and humans which forces people to move to space as a last attempt to sa with all due respect I think this video is boring as [ __ ] well we're almost done the human race space out in space in Space the machines have made humans dependent on them for every everything because that's how they were treated as toys that's all they know meanwhile on Earth machines are the only beings left to populate the planet they follow human behavior and tradition as seen in cars because that's what they learned from humans there are no people or animals left on the planet but their influence is still prominent which brings us back only machines dude that's why there's no [ __ ] people even in the crowds it's called Wally why is Wall-E the only machine left on Earth we know that the movie starts hundreds of years after humans have left the planet it's Wally's fascination with human culture and a friendship with a living being the Cockroach that kept him going that's what made him special and sent him on a journey to liberate the humans he remembers the time when humans and machines lived side by side happily when humans go back to Earth they bring with them the single last plant that survived at the credits of the film we see the plant and it grows to be huge tree that surprisingly resembles the main Tree in Bug's Life the reason we don't see any humans no in Bug's Life is that there's not many of them left we know that some insects survived after the humans left the planet so it was easier for them to repopulate again once humans came back so what's next humans machines and animals start repopulating the planet in harmony to the point that a new species is born Monsters the Monsters Universe is and you lost me and you lost me actually Earth huh in the very far future where did my if you're saying yeah in the future when everybody's like genetically changed come from maybe mutations of animals after hundreds of years on a diseased Planet they sure do look like mutated animals they're smart they have cities and even universities the monsters however have an energy crisis because like the machines they need humans for their energy but they're living in the future world where humans are all gone the doors they use to visit humans for their screams are not doors to parallel Dimensions they're going back in time they're visiting the time when why are they going back in time were most prominent and harvesting them for energy this would have been the end if it wasn't for the little girl in Monster Ink who slipped into the futuristic world of the monster nah you don't even have to say that it would be the the past they could just be going into another universe and found a friend there after going back to her world she kept trying to find a way to see Su again and became a witch yes Buu is the witch from Brave she figured out how to travel through time and goes back to what she thinks is a source of it the will of the Wisps the magic that started this whole thing she tries using that magic to create a door that will bring her back to Sully that's why the doors in her hunt keep leading to different places these are doors that she created in the same way the monsters did they transport yo nah hold up through time and that is why Merida couldn't find the witch later on so buo keeps traveling through doors looking for Sully but does she ever find him we'd like to believe she does and their love for for each other is what binds all the Pixar movies together the love of different people from different ages and even different species finding ways to live together in peace and that is the Pixar yo that one scene though from uh Monsters Inc weirdest scene in the world bro I just remember seeing that I was like what the [ __ ] is this Daniel for the three uh you helped me out when my mom had breast cancer she's okay now well it's great that she's good now man uh and I'm sorry that your mom had cancer but I'm glad that she's you know doing better Kia for the sub uh sneaky and Jake for the sub needed otter and Z for the sub chat we're calling that there I know it's a little bit of an early end but uh we were live a lot yesterday I have some [ __ ] I got to do today uh I won't be live tomorrow I'll be uploading on YouTube right when I uh not right when I end I'll actually upload on YouTube in like two or three hours because I feel like it's a little bit early um but yeah I hope you guys had fun watching I had a f time streaming it was a w [ __ ] stream uh we had a great chat cre I a lot of people in the Stream even though I was live early as [ __ ] uh I'll be back on my regular schedule uh before the summer schedule I just had to go live early because it was Memorial day but uh tomorrow I'm not live Tuesday I'll be live at 4:30 uh we're going to be doing uh horror games multivers practice Wednesday 4:30 multivers with janx random games Thursday the same going to be doing Sim day Friday same time a little Warriors charity stream uh and reacts Saturday I'll be live at two doing uh VR or not VR behind the wheel driving Sim games and uh switch Sports Sunday I'll be live early probably like 11: to 2 or some [ __ ] it'll be a really early stream doing reacts and then I'm gone from the third to the 8 I'll be taking a break from streaming I'll be back uh and then we have like reacts and storytelling and then I have a Ubisoft watch party for upcoming games when I'm back in like June 10th or some [ __ ] but uh we won't switch to our summer stream schedule until like I think the 17th of June uh yeah the 17th of June Kia for the sub but yeah uh I hope you all had fun watching I know a lot of you guys are off but I just want to make sure that like more than half of my chat is off before I switch uh to my summer stream schedule but yeah I'll upload on YouTube today tomorrow Sunday probably the rest of the week too and the whole week I'm gone hope you all had fun watching out of Funtime streaming we going to rate [ __ ] JoJo here uh and I will catch you guys later uh hope you all had fun watching uh and I will see you guys on Tuesday uh I actually also might beat my record on longest streaming hours this month I've been streaming a lot 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coolest thing he's done if Joe Biden had that name and went around [ __ ] dropping primes and twitch that's Mike's hardest thank you for the 10 gifted good God damn uh I like the idea of Mike's of Mike of Mike's Hard limited Fame having a secret hardest lemonade that he reserves only for the real ones if you drink a Mike's Hard you're a [ __ ] but if you drink a Mike's hardest that's just a bottle of Everclear dude uh any Glizzy gobblers this Thanksgiving me okay actually guys I'm gonna I'm Clint Stevenson dude I I like my Clint Stevens dude I've been on my [ __ ] Clint dude I'm a full-on Clint mode for for really only two days because I'm not counting the [ __ ] New Zealand vacation but a viewer would count it because that's that's another week I didn't give any content so it's been a minute ah you know what though we're living a [ __ ] society because what I'm really asking for is a two-week vacation it's not [ __ ] crazy you know what I'm saying I really want a week to go to Zealand and a week to catch up on things on my own and then that's all I'm asking for and everyone's like [ __ ] freaking out dude it's and I'm not even I'm not even really not worried because I had a bunch of off-brand stuff to do yesterday um uh the real reason I didn't go live yesterday or the day before is well number one I'm a huge puss okay let's just put out the most negative aspect first okay number one is I probably could have gone live but I really thought I could make this [ __ ] um I don't know I wanted to make this big Grand unified theory that tied in Elon Musk and Sam bank mcfried and the 14 other and Bob Iger and everything that happened when I was gone into an ultimate like business recap update and it's like bro I didn't do any work on that in New Zealand and I was just trying to I I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't put it all together um and so I was like I'd rather just finish that than go live and then that didn't happen so all right so there's that I did a lot of reading I actually read a [ __ ] ton um I feel like I'm immensely fascinated by it and I have a lot to say but I haven't really put it all together other than that number two is that Ari's parents are here Ari's family is here and we are actually having Thanksgiving together tomorrow which I don't know I don't think that's like the Latina way I think they just decided it was easier for everyone to come down so I am doing my first hosting of Thanksgiving uh uh here and people are gonna come here like just her brother and some cousins and her family but it's gonna be like her family but here so I just talked to my family today via phone it's one of the first things you've ever seen my family though in a while which I'm probably a little sad about and but you know my real family's right here you know what I'm saying speaking of that Jeff 036 thank you for the 11 months oh my god dude wow that's a failing move right there a I can't even feel sick saying it but we had to do scar if he's still here we need a product for this dude you need to build this right into the [ __ ] Mainframe scar used to work uh as a product manager like we can't VIP scarf you have the ability yeah please do uh at twitch and like we he'd have to come up with products that were like it worked on a lot of different things but um like gifted Subs I think you worked on and some other things but uh you know he had to work on ideas and you're supposed to like think about uh he always had a really good ideals and wanted to make things that help people build communities and like the twitch kind of wanted things that made money boy if it's not addicting children to technology we don't approve it exactly exactly that was the main that was sort of the ethos if you will of twitch's price which is funny because they weren't even really good at that do you know what I'm saying it's not like twitch was like masterminds of making great products and they were just evil they just couldn't they couldn't make good products at all most of the [ __ ] they made was bet oh hey anyway so uh let me change my title real quick you must confront scar on what he did to Mufasa that is the worst [ __ ] message I've ever heard okay dude that's such a dumb thing to say you know understand that's so dumb he's just draws the whole stream to a halt you've you've absolutely ruined my flow because it's so stupid what a basic stupid thing it's like this guy's name is New York cheese rat and it's like saying oh about that guy [ __ ] hates cats it's just why we don't have to [ __ ] read everyone's username literally and then turn into a uh uh uh mod him yeah I forgot about that uh let me report Factor what else do I need [Music] who else [ __ ] the Thanksgiving bird hey yo me I absolutely ravaged the insides of that avian Beast I'm timing you out obviously obviously obviously now you're timed out because you're a sub that's the only thing hip Spencer you gotta take 10 minutes take a [ __ ] walk dude take a [ __ ] walk absolutely take a walk um uh bro how would you read that I always start reading without a mission you know what I'm saying I just I don't I don't go in with bias excuse me oh sorry what I do is I just scan the page and I dive I'm sort of like a journalist sort of like a real um I don't want to say hero but it wouldn't be inappropriate for you to say it uh uh Cruella thank you for the 27 months Robert Stacks unsolved thank you for the 10 months I have consistently been seeing your name I feel like you've been some freaking longer than 10. I don't know why like I got the feeling you're like even super OG but I appreciate it have you played Marvel snap much or just made that silly ad first of all I don't think it's a silly ad I think it's quite a good ad I'm very proud of it uh they really liked it it did well um I played a little bit of it stance played a lot Stan's really liked it um the thing about me is I don't have too much Marvel lore and I get hyper addicted to card games so I had to be very careful um but we did play before with yeah I heard I've heard it's quite good actually um from basically everyone I know is into card games like honestly this guy cozygamer I met Hearthstone has pivoted his entire channel into it Rao DQ thank you for the 14 months mainstream mango thing for the seven months uh uh Hearthstone rank yeah you only one of ours already uh haven't got to play it too much since New Zealand I I like to I like my Hearthstone whenever there's a um uh beautiful view that I can ignore [Laughter] Hearthstone doesn't really hit unless there's like a stunning Vista that I can look away from do you know what I'm saying if it's in my house it doesn't there's like I could already be I could already be doing something else um wait what the [ __ ] Australian YouTuber who reports on media and government corruption got his house fire bombed recently is there is there more news on that that's right we're gonna do a get smarter today actually I should introduce this uh wait holy moly no it's not it at all [ __ ] [ __ ] this is not it and uh Biz has nothing on it this is not correct just to be clear this is not correct there is no merch uh um [Music] I don't even I'll order this have this frame for the intro and then I think what else do we have we had uh we had oh yeah with this one [Music] so there's no sound [Music] no there's no sound you oh no there's no sir oh clap and rap know him well he's finally back oh here it is getting fire in experts [Music] nothing I can do dude I can't even get rid of the [ __ ] chairs okay that was a bus it was a good throwback that memory lane but that was not the frame I was looking for uh what I was trying to discuss maybe is this this is definitely not it happens [ __ ] [ __ ] dude I'm not oh God oh God dude okay okay okay okay okay uh [Music] [Laughter] what I was trying to say was that I dude I don't have the scene a factor sponsorship I don't have the scene dude oh I don't think there is a scene wait a minute that's the problem and this is what's called we understand this is called marketing you guys understand this is this this whole setup is all an act to lure you into a false sense of security so that I can just drop this wake me up I forgot bro there's seven hundred dude I need to clean this up I swear to god dude this is this is this is unconscionable it's ridiculous every [ __ ] layer is just labeled image one dude I got 700 layers they're all labeled image one I have no [ __ ] idea what is this one Donkey Kong Wake Me Up Inside Donkey Kong call my name and save me from this is good all right ladies and gentlemen today we are gonna be doing get smarter Thursdays brought to you by Factor meals the greatest meal to eat on Thanksgiving little known fact the pilgrims and the Native Americans both came together to eat Factor meals and that is why we call it Thanksgiving because they were so thankful for their delicious Factor meals um now probably you're not going to be eating a factor meal on Thanksgiving and they understand that as do I that being said I have chugged many Factor smoothies today um but if you are like me on a regular day today normal average day you feel like you don't want to cook you feel like you don't want to spend a lot of money ordering out and most importantly you want to eat something that's somewhat decently healthy you know not not real just crap like drive to McDonald's then Factor meals actually solves all those problems and it's been a godsend for me I have one factor meal a day sometimes two but usually already eats half the Box um oh here it is what's this oh yeah don't worry don't worry I got it you see the thing about me boom boom bada bing bada boom and if you use code POG hrx 60 you can get 60 off your first box okay so now here's the deal um ladies and gentlemen here's how we're gonna do it I'm gonna shoot the [ __ ] for a bit but uh this is what I wanted to show you is if you have a video that you think we should react to today even though it says Get Smart Saturday if you just drop it in chat it will literally show up here on screen oh roblox.mp3 57 minutes of this I don't know why the [ __ ] we'd watch that that's in one hour long video called Roblox oof I can't don't think I'll be watching that um patriarch rap cyberpunk style what the [ __ ] is this what up atriot all right so look last time we spoke uh I asked you what I should do to celebrate my birthday it was my first one in a minute you said I should watch all your content front to back so I did okay and it looks like you really like cyberpunk Edge Runners so I wanted to make something like that hi folk from come in I'm seeing something strange so insane not to what just happened four thousand surrounded one man he's panting but the only one still standing hold on wait the [ __ ] he doing now is morph into some sort of coffee okay it's big a hand with the Glizzy might look Grim but Believers know he'll win the day check some clowns man but not like yours you could set a world record if he ever got more facts at ASU he's a man on campus better watch your back further to be clear at ASU I'm Not the Man On Campus I want to stop here I don't go back to my old college campus and strut around like I'm the man I played League of Legends for three fourths of my years at ASU uh uh they don't know me there I'm not some sort of local Legend okay if I go to ASU it would be weird and I don't go back there and I'm not the man I just want I just want to make that very clear I understand there's a lot of things in this song that are untrue so far but this one really stood out to me four to six Gambit King claim is just luck put the man planned it took the wrist finished it then stuck The Landing and even if the man fell watch him get up and yell all right his mom said I don't want to grind next still not at his Apex still reaching new peaks with these projects he's the one to beat in BBB contest not even the context it ain't complex the grunts godsend conquered the Holocaust 112 books don't forget about that absolute Radiance many claims whoops man I met 19 singing all these shanties is just obscene grab the mic and let me ask the mean who else is high for the next Paper Mario streamer's going bankrupt but FTX if you think he's good now you ain't seen his best yet crushed you and smash with the clean cheek sweep when he locks in Fizz even Faker looks weaknesses train train train train trains like it's rail bound looking for his weakness and there's none found so that the peak of the market he makes bank and Omegalodon in the Shark Tank that's actually pretty good if you want to challenge him better take a step back man I love chat when there's family yeah hope the man and tired of your jokes what's the ghost take crowns they can handle the aggression dropping bodies taking records like he's agent 47. it's too easy for Quincy to hold the line take it down first try like the glamorack marketing targeting marketing at some day you can get smarter guaranteed like it's Saturday or Thursday man I can't see straight as an East Coast frog gotta stay up late seeing big a in his element streaming for the hell of it though since he left his job because it's more relevant ah [ __ ] I forgot off brand speaking of you should pick up the man in the early land and I think that's it tell them [ __ ] backseaters they can suck my dick good luck with off-rand and the stream is sick keep up the good shits and chili Mike's hardest Mike's hardest thing to be eight bucks Mike's hardest thank you for the uh cyberpunk rap I will say very very sweet of you 90 of it I don't think that we at off-brand can necessarily pick up fulcrum for it I don't know that he really wants to work on the behind the scenes of Creator events I don't know if that's exactly what his goal I think he's more of a front of house kind of guy uh uh I he likes to stay faded I know that I know that he yes guys I'm aware that fulcrum likes to get faded in a hoe you gotta have to tell me do you understand no one needs to no one needs to be like oh actually let me I don't know if this can help in the situation oh I guess no that fulcrum gets fade in the hoe he smokes the pens no I understand you don't need to say more I'm aware I listen I'm I've got it his whole uh ethos he's very clear about he doesn't pull um he doesn't hide anything I think that's what you like about him you know he's really very upfront so I don't need anyone's backup on what fulcrum is or stands for or how he gets faded or more who which oh he's more faded them well I'm the friend think of the 19 months Viper think of that Prime sea turtles they were the nine months Aiden did your airplane Door story is so dirty on the art what do you mean I think he I think he it was funnier I heard it I heard it from his perspective um um I listened to the yard actually this morning and it was funny because when Aiden said that we saw Carl Urban from the boys in New Zealand slime said that's like saying uh uh what do they say it's like seeing Derek Jeter in baseball oh did we lose the [ __ ] internet we back you can hear yikes dude this is why I say Spectrum can suck my whole hog without a [ __ ] condom dude what the [ __ ] is it bad we gotta be back well no we got it now beep bro we gotta be back don't say next slide here's what I would do if I was a viewer the situation I would say this is perfect content change it actually sounds patronizing the next slide's fine next slide's fine uh um all right uh um we're back and we're back and it was a journey and we've arrived here at the destination and the destination is that my computer is freezing the [ __ ] up bro that I should have bought that 4080 in New Zealand that's just the facts are we back dude oh dear dear God in heaven please save my stream it's my Thanksgiving Miracle request uh uh there it is okay bro we gotta be back we gotta be back you guys think I'm worried that it's not internet my worry is that it's [ __ ] not internet and that I have actually [ __ ] things really hard by oh dude I have so many tabs open holy moly I have so many tabs open oh my God I might have I literally might have a thousand tabs open oh oh dear and I have Photoshop open oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no wonder dude holy moly like literally 80 tabs on just Sam bankman Freed's parents dude falls deeply in the scam in the fraud uh and I just don't close anything I just don't close [ __ ] that's sort of my thing everyone's got a thing what's your thing being a [ __ ] [ __ ] about it what what okay uh all right I'm closing closing things are closing bro I'm closing everything's being closed closed oh my God it's just things are speeding up things are speeding up faster and faster uh-huh okay all right we're back Kevin O'Leary vouched for FPS yeah that's way too yeah that's [ __ ] um dude even back for a while no I'm back okay may I suggest using Vivaldi browser for its tab stack feature it makes Hunter tabs uh uh maybe I'm Not Die Hard Chrome but Chrome is pretty useful and chrome usually is the fastest I'm gonna check it out um how's everybody doing I know I've been gone for two days as I mentioned uh I was a little afraid of trying to finish everything I want to talk about and then also Ari's parents have been here and then also we had a bunch I sort of just kind of sprung this trip on my off-brand Partners um I basically said hey I'm going to New Zealand Peace by the way Juiced is in five days and we had we had other stuff too uh uh we can't talk about yet and I sort of just dipped and then I came back so I had to kind of jump on a lot of work uh yes basically Tuesday and Wednesday have you played with AI images much I played with um what was it uh the one on Discord mid-journey maybe for a bit it's I mean it's cool I think it's gonna [ __ ] change all our lives within 10 years but right now it's I figured it out [Music] um uh Chrome extracted we're gonna finish God of War I'm probably not going to finish God of War on stream to be quite honest I decided that God of War is a game that I would rather play at my leisure I might local record and just upload a VOD but I don't I don't really like how it's playing on stream it's not it's not as fun on stream as it would be because I feel hurried and if I play it slowly um it'll take me [ __ ] Forever on stream which is not not what I feel like I actually think the opening of God of War was a perfect thing to play on stream the part where I cried at the Wolves dying which is a little bit cheap and then the first boss that whole sequence is very good but outside of that um I don't know I do it on uh stream um uh maybe I'll play the ending I could do the Indian stream that's fine anyway what else what else what else is good uh today we're gonna watch these videos let's see so the whole point was to get these [ __ ] gets we're gonna get smarter today that's what the our founding fathers of Thanksgiving would have wanted would be for us to get a little bit smarter and the thing about getting smarter is that it's very very very very very easy to forget where you put like close the tab with the get smarter videos oh dude I literally forgot how to stream uh okay we need them back submit here oh here they go playing games wrong we already watched this it was really good the mechanics of being Big Bird I'm not that interested the crazy camera James Cameron built for Avatar 2 the way of water it's 14 minutes long could be interesting the history of paper money is actually sounds interesting this is eight minutes long but it's part one how many parts are there that's what I want to know how did Humanity come to accept rectangular pieces of pulped trees as something to spend eight to ten hours a day working for [Music] it's a pretty insane story this changed from hard currency like gold or silver is a really huge deal without it we couldn't possibly have the massive industrial and post-industrial economies we know today this change revolutionized how we do business and forever it'd be kind of sick if everywhere you work they just paid you in gold what's on 2x speed that's it no it's not no it's not [ __ ] Zoomers wait how big are you this is on normal speed is the voice wrong or altered how governments were financed learning about this massive sea chain maybe you only watch it maybe you only watch it on 2x speed so when his voice sounds like you're like why is this that's so weird maybe most supers only watch extra credit on 2x speed so they can't [ __ ] figure it out uh this is his voice this is his normal voice it just that's how he sounds like he's always telling this let's just put it on 0.5 and see and and how we as a species thought about money can help us reflect on our current history what about purple chef from seeing paper as money you've seen bits seeing digital ones and zeros as money but before we can get the exciting story of people trying to get it oh let's do one it's other people that paper was worth something to understand why this is such a huge deal we have to discuss a bit about how I was saying okay so I was saying it would be interesting if every job paid you an actual physical gold that you had to walk around with I think theft would be a real problem um but what I wanted to say was have you guys seen the [ __ ] I I just heard about this let me let me interrupt this regular schedule programming to bring you this what the [ __ ] is the new [ __ ] currency of tick tock doubloons spelled wrong by the way have you seen this the rise of doubloons it's literally they didn't know how to it started from like a cat video I think it was this that offered you three doubloons for passing by and then no one knew how to spell doubloons so they spelled it doubloons like a [ __ ] monkey popping balloon and then they turned it into like an economy of tick tock where people are just if you don't know what the Doubloon thing is I'm gonna explain to you okay you ready there was this picture of a cat and it had its little toe beans up like this like this and then someone captioned it and it was like four doubloons by the way I want to pause here and just say that uh hahaha through this doubloons phenomenon I've learned that gen Z says toe beans for cats thereby proving that they are just also turning into Millennials there's not much of a difference they're basically at the exact age that Millennials did all the [ __ ] internet cat [ __ ] and now they're doing the same kept making its way around the internet so often that people saw it so many times that they would like collect the doubloons I've seen it four times so I have 16 doubloons and then it became this whole thing where like you happen upon it organically and like now people are giving away doubloons in different ways and then all of a sudden these like shops started popping up so you can like trade in your doubloons for stuff or you can join pirate gills and sometimes people can steal your doubloons and then people flew too close to the Sun and they started giving away infinite doubloons or being like take as many as you want and it caused a balloon inflation and so now that's the drama if you're wondering about the Doubloon thing this is legitimate Drama by the way this is legitimate drama I want you to understand people who are going around different Tick Tock videos and when they ran across a Doubloon one it'd be like here's three doubloons and then the people in the comments were like wow I have a total of seven because I've been collecting these all day and then someone said here's a million doubloons and people are mad that someone said that and uploaded it laughs because it is inflated the Doubloon economy you know what's crazy was that the tick tock was by Joe Biden Joe bidened himself logged on [ __ ] uh uh hit the whip dude he got sturdy and then he [ __ ] dropped 600 million the balloons per person it's [ __ ] while here's a guy right here so everyone watching now has 10 billion doubloons this could be bad for the economy dude this could be really bad I feel like the the value is going to go way down I have to sell my rabbit to get out of Doubloon dead he's selling a rabbit for 13.7 doubloons since we all have 10 billion we can afford it I suppose uh uh what is my teacher gave me an actual dab balloon because I brought up the dad balloons and cat's leg bro ah it's so annoying that it spelled so stupidly it's so annoying that it smells y'all have to remember that one IRL Doubloon equals one thousand doubloons hahaha are these the blues y'all talking about them together they'll appear the balloons are magical pirate coins we collect them grab them and go and put them in our team Treasure Chest count with us yeah remember to keep a look holy [ __ ] [ __ ] what's this shapes and colors yeah anyway there's like a gazillion zillion billion videos yeah 484 million views on this in two days uh across all this Doubloon stuff this is the balloon checkpoint prepare for inspection wait okay hold on to your 10 billion I must inspect your items into balloons you have past inspection stay safe traveler in here all right we got 10 billion in 20. [Music] good oh what the [ __ ] Toys R Us [Music] oh I gotta put this in my Toys R Us marketing Monday this is the official account bro hey another proof of Canada's bad marketing bro this is official Toys R Us Canada where they forgot the memo that they're bankrupt foreign the camera is covering it it's literally verified [Laughter] [ __ ] Canada strikes again dude all right well we got 70 doubloons from [ __ ] Jeffrey the giraffe whose name I know because of my research oh boy [Music] I will purchase why yes it is let's friend 76 doubles you're kidding such blasphemy 76 got moves inflation is out of control bro there's something going on there's some there's a problem there's a problem who keeps giving this [Laughter] also how do the cats factor in who keeps skipping there's the balloon inflation yeah yeah oh it's a little slideshow of cats stop giving me a debillionaire I'm a part of the de bruge Wazee I'm I'm lost bro oh hello there my name is Mr Doubloon I'm a lawyer who specializes in Doubloon law let me show you to my office my job is to help you whenever you're in trouble if you get robbed I can get your money back the real one doing the Run who's making these who is making these can we finish the video no this is too smart guys we're getting smarter today this is important we're Rising our intelligence uh uh the reason I heard about this is by the way I mean we're all saying this is pretty stupid right I think we're every in agreement am I [ __ ] crazy am I am I out of touch I'm here to educate the blue Notions on the law and how to follow it studying the Blue Law can I be an intern this is stupid right I think hopefully we're in agreement on that because I found out about this in the worst way possible through the [ __ ] New York Times read [ __ ] New York Times to see if I can get some kind of update on the FTX situation and I got a [ __ ] highly paid uh reporter doing a [ __ ] deep dive on doubloons it's just D and D for tick tock kids that's so sad I'm here for whatever Law related problems you have but I at all cost you four doubloons I think anyone here is what is also they don't know how to price anything okay obviously the economy has gotten out of control immediately if you are posting for Florida balloons you're working for negative money basically how long do you think before someone makes a Doubloon crypto some sort of Doubloon cat-based nft do you think it's already happened or do you think it's gonna happen soon or third option do you think perhaps uh the nfts are so dead they won't even do it oh man thank you okay so we lost all our doubloons but not pocket in these replies you said sorry I have Doubloon guards theft repellent and guard dogs also God on my side I have a safety certificate I can't be robbed I have a guard dog from a video okay all right this is officially amazing I'm telling FAFSA that y'all okay all right back to the video I'm sorry I just was really interested was this the original hello traveler this is the original I have a long journey ahead of you yes free dab balloons for your troubles safe travels friend we'll meet again what a weird [ __ ] I'm stomach because I just don't I don't I I I'm trying to understand what was the appeal of this maybe it's just maybe there's a good side to it do you know what I'm saying yeah I mean I mean I'm being too negative it's a I mean that's not the original need Factor partner I have I have it it's in title oh got it okay um it's the friends we make along the way are people making friends through this is my real question uh is there any way I can see like the most viewed of all time or is it already sorted by that do you have ADHD to not and I repeat do not get on this trend it will become a hyper fixation [Laughter] this app is no longer Tick-Tock to me it's the Doubloon app too late I've only slept one hour in the past two days due to the Doubloon hyper fixation my friend has a whole list of how many doubloons and random items she has everyone here's a problem is I if people were 13 I wouldn't even think anything of it but every one of these videos looks like they're [ __ ] their 20s uh uh uh what is it sparring the pro fighter after his divorce how does it have anything to do with the balloons [Music] you're so mad as a person who's now deeply into doubloons I hate when someone [ __ ] ghost rides the hashtag for something completely unrelated Robert Stack's name of the gifted we're getting smarter we're getting smarter yes let me tell you something you gotta get in the pits to really get smarter you can't just be in rivalry Tower you got to get in the [ __ ] streets you see what's going on in the Earth [ __ ] huge population of people are investing all their time into a fictional Tick Tock based currency okay and if you don't understand that not going to the balloon prison today [Laughter] that's definitely more work than you've ever done for school what China is controlling the children with AI videos yeah I wonder if they have deployments on [ __ ] doyend dude uh you're just mad that we have more doubloons than you I have 10 billion okay so I'm I'm eating good uh all right you guys we're I think we're good all right I think we've we've really I I thought there might be a getting to the bottom of this and I realized that I won't there's just no understanding it it's just some dumb thing that got popular I would love to have summed it up with like a really poignant thought but I feel like it's just oh [ __ ] all right well everyone said oh we got robbed actually we're [ __ ] negative uh Tick Tock streamers will do it with anything but homework I mean I didn't do homework either is the thing I'm trying to think of what I was doing and it wasn't even any better probably not dude probably not I don't think I was I don't think I was I was probably just [ __ ] playing video games dude which is all right last thing [Music] okay I learned nothing I'm officially Dumber all right you know what a good way to start get smarter Saturdays is by getting Dumber at the beginning so you have only only one way to go up um this is better than 12 hours of League of Legends it probably is it probably is I guess you know if you're just kind of imagining things and you're being creative it's not that bad it just feels it just feels I mean it's no more of a waste of time than League of Legends I understand that I understand that intuitively but when you're playing League you feel like you have a goal you know um Lee gives you depression to anger issues where Tech actually makes you dumber I don't know I don't know if that actively makes you dumber people are bored man yeah it's probably people are just bored people are just bored and it's fun to be a part of yeah all right that seems fine is that how we're gonna agree do we can agree on that is that the summation people are bored and it's fun to just indulge in fantasy all right at least they're learning Excel yeah you're right then you should put that in your resume if you're playing for like a data entry job is that you were really big in the doubloons trend on tick tock all right let's learn about real money which is uh I'm assuming slightly more uh uh relevant and intelligent than doubloons maybe not though maybe IR on money is just a game of doubloons that was started long ago that we all took way too seriously you ever think about that ever cross your mind that ever wet your whistle how we thought about money before paper if we go way back to the beginning of society we find trade before early humans even really settled down there's evidence that when we met we exchanged things we had made or things we'd found but as soon as humans started to cultivate the Earth and form societies we started to specialize and that meant that we not only loved to trade we had to now often when we think of trade we think of long distance trade we think of Caravans loaded with exotic Goods but for our story we have to talk about local trade because here's where we run into the problem of Coincidence of wants or rather we run into it everywhere but if we fail to solve this problem at the local level Society breaks down and we can't have the specialized trades we need to run anything beyond the smallest Gathering of people like for example I want uh um like a really shiny new skin for my gun and valerence and the CEO of riot games wants a new yacht but we can't trade those things one to one because I don't have the yacht so if only there was some kind of intermediary of Exchange people so what is a coincidence of wants it's the basis on which trade can exist let's say that I make shirts and you grow food well if you want a shirt and I want food awesome we can trade but if I don't want your stupid food or if you're all full up on shirts well we can't trade can we and that starts becoming a real problem for society if I want food but you don't want my shirts maybe I can find somebody with some third good that you do want but that means that a lot of time is consumed by trading and if I can't find some other good you want to trade for well there's gonna be trouble and this problem runs even deeper than we sometimes think about when you consider the lack of refrigeration and transportation imagine I'm a fisherman and you're a farmer and let's say that we want to trade well there's this problem your Harvest only comes in once a year I can't trade you for a harvest you don't have yet and all of those extra fish I caught today are going to be pretty rotten by the time your Harvest comes in under the oil this may seem like a very specific example trade for food was probably the most prevalent trait of the ancient world so we need to find a third good that we both want that we can trade for but wouldn't it be convenient if there was some Universal third good which everybody wanted so I want to ask a question hmm I think it's weird I don't know this let's say you lived in like ancient Rome Just For example stops people are just saying the word doubling if you lived in ancient Rome and you were gonna get food you're an average regular person in the city do you buy in bulk from um what do you are you shopping every day you're not storing the food and you're not you can't you just starve it was like a farmer's market but you do it every day they didn't doordash it no they didn't doordash it is the thing I know that's you were there why don't you tell us I was I was busy in that time um low-key part of why Peeps are wait people said about Boston when he confused me yeah you shouldn't abolish money just if you are well officer you bought it and bulk in the past eight as they could I guess I just don't understand do they spend because did they have to reshop for food every day I don't understand I just don't get I don't get away if they couldn't store it salt you buy it every day and then if you did buy it every day man that just seems tough that seems tough they used yeah what they should have done was use Factor meals oh good point good point what they should have done in ancient Rome was just get Factor meals dude because if you get a factor meal uh and create your own box with the meals of your choice examples like herb crusted chicken sun-dried tomato chicken uh jalapeno popper Burger Indian butter chicken and many many many many many many many many more you can set up your own box get six percent off your first box with code pogatrix 60 and get up your house and they get made in two minutes in your microwave um uh but actually don't I don't I really don't understand oh hey it's the Yule can they see her no yeah they are they can't see her is she on the street she's on the screen there's you all though she doesn't like it like it wait they had a lot of non-perishables like bread and honey I was asking how do you like how do you think the average ancient Rogue did they have to shop every day for food no they like they like you I buy fresh veggies are really hard you have to grow them yourself or something yeah apparently they had a lot of like bread and honey yeah because honey doesn't expire like ever yeah they would just have like that and that's what they would eat most of their days and then they would shop for like special yeah or like make a hard time and then occasionally they would enjoy a nice Factor meal [Music] streams win yeah I know you always eat out my box yeah hey you I uh yeah but I'm gonna say no wow look at my man hands yeah wait what my hands are not that big they're not because we're not the same size yeah huge okay like look at my veins nurses love me look at this no I'm serious anyone who works in medical they'll know ask them well look at this no nurses don't love you because you have it easier to produce that's not that's not criteria for love and show yours let's see him oh my God pathetic you can't you can't look at this wait you have to like stop it look at mine like it's nothing my veins aren't popping out it doesn't mean anything it's not pathetic it actually but that because nurses hate me no every time I donate playlists they're like oh yeah look at this juicy vein I'm serious I have a scar from so much needle poking why would they poking more no because it's often I mean because they're like and then it's like I literally have like holes it doesn't make any sense and sometimes they take it all wrong and like squirts everywhere [Music] if I wanted to shoot up heroin I could easily I could easily shoot up heroin all right I have no problem doing that yeah they get it they get it I could easily shoot up a lot I could shoot up so much hair when you guys even understand oh my God I'll be [ __ ] overflowing with Heroin it'll be the easiest [ __ ] hit yeah but anyone who works even an assemblance of medical they'll understand no dude no yeah you got to show you I'm not gonna stand up and show them my [ __ ] there's plenty because it's like more even your right arm is like wait I can't I can't compare yeah the point is I got anyway yeah heroin wouldn't even approach you yeah exactly all right all right well thanks babe thank you for that that's gonna really stick around uh uh and I guess we're all agreeing to never speak of that again oh wow my wife would do heroin better than me oh big [ __ ] shocker dude uh uh I could if I wanted to by the way it's like not even a problem hey what about money though and would trade for so we didn't have to do some long chain of bartering every time we wanted something enter money all money all money the third good that doesn't spoil and that we all agree has a value thus becoming a definitive exchange an intermediary good by which all other Goods can be traded and while we often think of coins made of precious metals for this purpose the truth is so long as it's durable enough and hard enough to procure anything can serve as money tangent time turns out we have used a lot of weird stuff as money over our history for example cattle have often served as money I mean they're fairly durable they last for years they're practical and they're reasonably scarce when Europeans arrived in the Americas alcohol often served as currency you could literally drink your paycheck cigarettes have often become money of prisons and POW camps like amongst each other or like to the Native Americans did we trade alcohol to the Native Americans for real goods and services that seems like a scam that seems like not good uh uh we did that a lot yes yes yes yep all the time yep true it was poggies that's like the nicest things we did [Applause] okay listen I don't know if you know this about Thanksgiving but it is proof that here in America the pilgrims and the Native Americans got along 100 there was no problems and they all sat around the Thanksgiving gourd and ate Factor meals up in Canada you guys traded alcohol and all sorts of whatnot Godless heathens up there did whatever okay but here in the good old us of a we had no problems and everything went smoothly and everyone was friendly and everyone enjoyed tasty delicious Factor meals code pocket track 60. if you want a tasty delicious meal much like our forefathers I'm a pilgrim it's true uh um L Canada so true all right let's see what happened in the Zhao Dynasty though back in ancient China money in the shape of tools and then knives became some of the first examples of precious metal money and my personal favorite on the island of Yap gigantic Limestone Donuts serve as money they are so huge that once they are brought to the island no one even moved them they just why make them huge okay you were so close you invented a medium of exchange that people could use to trade for goods but you made them impossible to move why why make them gigantic does it it's the biggest L at the can't steal them easy but you also can't use them easy hard to counterfeit big brain okay you know what I actually don't have a counter to that they are harder to counterfeit why don't we make real money a [ __ ] way a hundred pounds and be as big as a kite that would be harder to counterfeit um it was the first blockchain so everyone okay you're timed out stupid I lost your name but I would have timed you out I would have times you out for that [ __ ] stupid ass stupid ass punt ass message just remember who owns which ones in fact all of these Stones had to be quarried off Island because there's no naturally occurring Limestone on yet and once when a crew was coming back from a quarrying Expedition a storm hit and sent their Stone to the bottom of the ocean but the crew survived and told everybody what had happened and the Islanders decided that it still counted so to this day somebody owns that giant piece of stone money at the bottom of the sea and even though it's not really in use hi it's actually super [ __ ] hot everyone just said yeah it's chill yeah all right you're good for it uh uh because you yeah it's a literal nft dude it was today for hundreds of years that stone was used to buy and sell things even though no one had ever seen it giving Yap in some ways one of the most forward-thinking monetary systems before the modern era yeah but if we want to talk about the king of the original form of money that has been used the longest and over the widest expanse of the globe we have to talk about one thing nope not gold although In fairness that's what I would have guessed too nope it's the cowrie shell it's durable impossible to counterfeit and without modern harvesting techniques it's not so easy to acquire that inflation will run rampant anyway tangent over back on target we have lots don't go off on that wait what what is the cowrie shoddy spell it powery shell as currencies what the hell shell money shell Corporation shell money a medium exchange similar to coin money and other forms of commodity money there's much used in many parts of the world bro it doesn't make sense because no job would be more profitable I assume than just going hunting for shells if shells are literally money then there's literally a money tree at the bottom of the ocean do you know what I'm saying like why would anyone do anything but that invest in Shell now yes I don't understand although theoretically actually that's probably wrong actually I'm dead wrong right because that's like Jeff like imagine if an actual Money Tree did exist it would not be worth Elon or Elon Musk or Jeff bases time to pick the money tree be a literal tree that that grew 100 dollar bills and it would be inefficient use of Jeff bezos's time to spend all day money it would make less money that's actually crazy also gold mines exist yeah it's facts but that's a little different uh is this not crypto mining no it's not and what form is this crypto mining in China calories were so important that many characteristics related the money are traded in the character for calorie wow interesting so it was just all over huh that's interesting trade was extremely lucrative damn there had to be some country where these were just easy to find Timbuktu the king's Revenue was estimated at 30 million shells with every adult male being required to pay annually 1 000 shells for himself one thousand for every pack ox and 2000 for every slave that's that's good to hear uh uh why double that doesn't make sense um what the hell Giga Chad 30 million shells how do you yeah it's interesting I didn't know any of this all right Coastal Elite God plus one for the day tiberium met that's actually [ __ ] clever dude holy [ __ ] I'm saving that next time shell money comes up in casual conversation I'm dropping that joke and I'm gonna think I saw it on the spot that's very funny um that's true of any resource found in the natural world some countries are rich in Gold some other oil rich and sometimes are shell Rich yeah what's unique about oil and gold is well I guess not gold as much but they have productive capacities being rich in oil is it makes sense where they can trade it for it but being rich in it's like being rich in dollar and like it's being rich in currency the currency is just there which is kind of what the US government has right now which is the national Reserve current or the world Reserve currency and they could just print it it just happens to appear only in America where they can print it uh so it's kind of like we have a shell factory um pre-modern money including the gold and silver coins that we so often think of when gold is basically the same though gold at least has some uh some value in electronics and stuff right it also just looks nice compared to shells we think of money of the past but all of these different types of money have one thing in common they are what we call commodity money because their value is in the commodity themselves even calories were seen as rare and beautiful and could be used for jewelry and the like and so were thought of as having intrinsic value the same way we feel gold has an intrinsic value for its scarcity and its uses now that makes a lot of sense for a currency I wonder sorry I just said hello I wonder if like the because you you've seen shells right you go to the beach pickup shells there's a drastic variance in quality like one shell might be like super beautiful big nice honker of a shell with like ridges and Swirls and very smooth and one might be like chunked up piece of [ __ ] how do they do they count them as one per that seems whack if I have a really sick shell I wouldn't want to trade it for it's a specific kind of shell bro it's not those shells no I mean it's the little tiny ones right but it's still calorie shoulders specific type of shells let me see what Towery shell it's specifically oh wow you're right it actually is a very specific type of shell it's like it they all look the same Oh I thought there was a little more variance now these are legitimately like all the [ __ ] same no wait a minute now [ __ ] off I'm right dumbass look at these are these all calorie shells if so I certainly would rather have like this [ __ ] chunk or gold one then like this one do you know what I'm saying there should be there should be a variance in value and that creates a real problem for me it feels secure and reasonable you can trust to the worth of that gold coin in your hand I mean after all if you're used to trading one thing for another why would you ever trade something valuable like a horse for something worthless like a pile of paper but for gold or for calories well that's another story but when your economy grows this system starts showing some of its limits for one thing commodity money is heavy if you're doing massive deals it gets really hard to transport and it's risky to transport Elon Musk buying Twitter with 42 billion calorie shells just endless endless dump trucks of galleries [ __ ] barreling down San Francisco streets let me sick that'd be [ __ ] hyped dude across Lawless lands commodity money is also often subject to debasing where somebody usually the person who should be responsible for making sure the currency maintains its value Waters down the whiskey or takes a gold coin melts it down and reforges it with a bit less gold in it and passes it off as worth the same amount this is what like Rome did at the end of its power um as inflation started to rise or whatever they started to dilute their currency literally with uh with less actual gold and silver in it um and it led to a lack of trust in the entire economy yeah coin shaving shaving down the bits and then melting them all into a new coin um but more than anything when you get to gigantic economies the very scarcity that makes commodity money seem to have value becomes your enemy like let's take gold and silver what happens when your economy grows to the point where you just can't get enough of it we actually saw the effects of this in our episode on the Opium Wars where so much English silver was ending up in China in exchange for tea it was actually causing inflation and tampering basic economic transactions at home and this really comes into effect when we get to more modern government finance and the financing of War what happens to a nation when it has to make a sudden drastic uptick in its spending but can't get enough species to cover its cost even from those who are willing to lend as I am sure we will see in future extra history episodes it plays havoc with an economy and even the ability to prosecute a war and the reverse of this is true as well currencies based on scarcity are often subject to changes in the scarcity of the commodity on which they're based which can be trouble when somebody finds a lot more of your currency commodity when Spain started to import massive ounce of silver and gold from the Americas all the precious metal based currency in Europe started to suffer from inflation after all all those gold coins weren't worth nearly as much since somebody had just dumped a huge new pile of gold on European Shores interesting and as a government or even a financial sector when someone digging up a new pile of minerals means that you can't control your own fiscal policy that's bad news but those disadvantages are only easy to see if you're a head of state or working on the largest scale transactions if you're just some average person in the streets when some well-to-do says that they want to take your grain in exchange for this nice slip of is that paper well you would be forgiven for thinking that you smell a rat join us next time as we finally delve into the origins of paper money and I'm kind of interested start to address this problem of people fearing to give up their outdated gold I'm interested do we continue I kind of want to wish I want to do part two I think it's pretty good I'm interested but I'm down if people are not feeling it at all um Hollow rich thank you for the prime uh Spider the the wow thanks for the gifties uh she's the thing with the tier one acai Kai I think within nine months Trump thinking the 17 months creative Tommy thing for the 19 months Joe abunga I think for 25 months icon Willy thank you for 23 months like on Willie long time icr Lucas they were the 14. first time watching your content I'm a big fan so far you are a 14 month subscriber and your last message of which you have plenty was dude actually wait what big a watches porn for the plot it's like six months ago you actually don't watch that much for a 14 month subscriber you come in you spam one a lot and then your last real message was big a watch is porn for the plot and then you said you watched the full Last of Us mods which is like the first thing I ever did damn you are a very unique chatter by the way I do because there's actually a really in-depth plot to a lot of these things I don't it's not really into the whole sex stuff I think it's gross but you know a lot of great stories are being told in the porn industry that people don't really know about Robert Stacks unsolving of the 10 gifties it's kind of like when you watch a um you know you watch like one of those tick tocks that Recaps movies in you know 10 minutes or whatever it's like that because if you watch a porn movie and Skip all the porn Parts it's like you get a full movies plot but in like two minutes you know 30 seconds because I just keep skipping and I just get the plot parts so there's not much of those um all right let me see part two while there's little truth to the idea that Marco Polo brought pasta to Italy from the East there's another Marvel that the book about his travels popularized it was an idea a radical one which is perhaps best summarized by the very title of the chapter that discusses it for in the book of the marvels of the sub sorry if I missed it um they never show them eating the pizza last movie about plumbers yeah yeah the world or as we know it the travels of Marco Polo there's a chapter titled how the great Khan caused the bark of trees made into something like paper to pass for money throughout his realm whoa wait Genghis Khan invented paper money in ancient China they invented a coinage system where the coins had holes punched in them so if you needed to measure out large denominations you could just run a string through the center of the coins and a particular length of string would hold a hundred or a thousand at once but over time the economy evolved transactions got bigger and Merchants found themselves man it just feels like everything there's so much fraud opportunity right because like I would just I would just make my thousand coin string a little shorter and I'd be like yeah here's a rack dude but it's like it's probably like 8 50. you notice that and you can't really eyeball it you just you know it's a longer string it's an 850 it's a thousand coin string and it's full up and when thankfully in our modern day currency system with dollars uh there's no fraud at all you know what I'm saying we've we've we've evolved past fraud so thank God for that and then in the future we can get to a full-on decentralized finance like crypto where there really is never ever ever fraud like totally fraud proof which will be really great so I'm really excited for for that bright bright future that we're headed into leading tens or hundreds of thousands of coins to complete transactions and of course a strand of a thousand of these weighed about ten if they count it up and yours is shorter they'll cut your head off no no see because if if I have an 850 coin that I'm passing as a thousand and they actually take the time to count it I'll do this oopsie and then I'm all good so you didn't think about that kind of stupid in your part in pounds already so it became a real pain in the neck to transport them so the government started saying how about we pay you pieces of paper you don't have the amount of coins we owe you written on them and you can come pick up your coins at the Capitol whenever you want your money and since the government bought a lot of things set them free the judge wait set him free he clearly made a mistake this man has just made a good faith error who are we to cast the first stone here he made an oopsie let him walk is that only 850 excuse me um these paper slips started being circulated everywhere soon Merchants realized that these slips of paper were always good that they could be turned in at the capitol for however much was written on them whenever they wanted so heck why even go to the trouble of turning them in why not just trade the slips of paper to other Merchants thus the merchants began using these promissory notes or essentially government ious as money and then the government caught on and simply started printing up money so by the time we got the travels of Marco Polo paper money was widespread and this idea started to catch on even outside of China sometimes with China invented paper money actually goaded shout out to China pretty smart pretty sick I got chills um uh 850 presidents divide did you hear the video um if Sam begman free drops an oopsie dude I'm actually I'm gonna talk about it again I have been building something I'm working on something uh it'll be a little late but it'll be good I've been working on a thing about FTX and I am truly truly stunned that he's not in jail right now uh it makes me Blick my blood boil a little bit when the more you read about it this guy yeah anyway he's he's a bad person but if you drop a noobsie um he might be okay uh the veil is linking me a video but we are finishing this video but I'll check it out perhaps if it's your marketing Monday maybe but it might be I might just watch the beginning Veil because I just want to see um the impression but it might be a little long for this um that being said I saw your thumbnail was pretty funny um okay A little success like when gekkatu the corrupt econ of the Middle East tried to introduce paper money after he'd already splurged the Royal money and had his economy collapse to a cow plague he basically fell prey to the misconception that simply printing money was literally a way to print money needless to say he was promptly strangled with a bow stream but sometimes in other places the idea started to take stronger bikes especially Italy the Italian city-states had already been playing with this idea a little they were the economic dynamos of Europe and the first truly great trait it's crazy if you look back uh at how many um centuries and centuries of Financial schemes and fraud and mistakes and errors and um you know misuse and Corruption has existed and been slowly chipped away at solve the new things come through all for it to start again from Ground Zero with crypto like every single thing that we ended up having to make a regulation for they ignored and then had to deal with the exact same problems it just replayed but in like Hyper Speed it's really funny because like it's like almost like a thousand years of financial errors but done in like a [ __ ] one or two year period that I don't know it's very interesting to look into reading cities on the continent since the ancient world they were also basically always at War this made carrying around great heaping piles of cash a wee bit of a danger so the merchants came up with a new system influenced by the Tales From China at first they began simply issuing promissory notes basically ious Merchants would get to a new town and stock up on supplies and trade goods but rather than carrying the cash to pay for them across dangerous country they would just give the seller an IOU often backed by a very famous or wealthy Merchant promising to pay for the goods at a later date but here's the trick to keep anybody from having to haul all that money around the merchant wouldn't ever actually end up paying the seller directly instead he would just pay a bank in his hometown here's how it would work the merchant selling the goods would take the promissory note he got for them to his local bank which he had access to unlike most of Europe because the Crusades had accidentally created modern banking why let a little Crusade get in the way of a good story about fiscal instruments so he would take the note down to the bank okay he's going kind of fast here I want to make sure I'm I'm still following by the way couldn't sorry I the original impetus for this was carrying a bunch of gold you get hit with pirates can't the Pirates just take the IOU to the bank or they think they just they're too piratey to get in couldn't the Pirates just even easier haul that off your ship and then [ __ ] yoink screwink and cash it in for slightly less than its face value basically the bank was buying the note from him for some amount less than it was worth then the bank which would have branches in other cities would send a rider with a stack of these notes out to whatever specific City those notes had originally come from when the rider got to the city he would hand them to the local branch of the bank and then the local branch would go collect from the merchant who had bought the goods so the merchant could pay for goods in a far-off location by paying his local bank after the fact a pretty huge step that's pretty quick for Commerce but what if the bank didn't have a branch in the Merchant's Hometown well then the bank would just sell the promissory note to another bank that did have one there so these promissory notes sort of started to take on a value of their own people started trading these notes and soon the banks got in on the action and just let you take out notes from the bank itself if you had the deposits to cover it okay but this didn't reach its full form for quite some time fast forward about 300 years and move halfway across the continent to the little island hang off of Italy's side the year is 1640. you're never popular the first monarchy is deeply in debt he had gotten into a tiff with the Parliament and basically when I read my history almost every [ __ ] monarchy ends up deeply in debt I I I I I can't think of a single time or just like I can count on one hand maybe the number of times I read about a historical society or so King and it's like oh yeah the coffers were full it like never that they're always they're always overspending um disbanded it for over a decade but according to English law Parliament is the only group allowed to Levy taxes which you do need when you're a king and flat broke but not Charles no no no he had all sorts of crazy schemes for bringing in money without calling on Parliament so miffed he was at them and in 1640 we have one fine example he just seized all the money in the mint and this is kind of a big deal because it wasn't his money in the mint all the merchants and the goldsmiths of London deposited their hard currency at the mint just as a place to store it so the king just picked up all that cash and declared it to be another one of his ever popular forced loans and then he proceeded to also seize all of the East India company's pepper just to add a strange if somewhat delectable twist to this tale needless to say his head was promptly separated from his body laughs yeah bro I mean that'll get you that'll do you in you take everybody's money from the bank that's a tough one that's a tough one that that's pretty much the only thing guaranteed to rile up everybody that'll get your head chopped you know what I'm saying when you read about how like uh autocratic leaders kind of like Putin maintain power is they actually do make some people happy it's just a small privilege for you that it's like a chain that helps keep people under them down but if they lose the trust of those people there that's when they get [ __ ] kicked out or killed and uh uh yeah I think if you just take every single person's money including all the wealthy merchants then there's not really any allies left on your side which leaves us in the aftermath with a bunch of merchants and goldsmiths the merchants and goldsmiths got together and the goldsmiths basically said look we have these giant vaults for storing all of our gold if you want to pay us a small amount you can rent a corner of the Vault to put all of your money in this rapidly evolved to the goldsmiths paying people's small amounts of interest to leave their money with them in exchange for the right to lend it out this basically made them into Banks and in their capacity as Banks when people would deposit their money the goldsmiths would basically give the depositor a receipt which they could turn back in to claim their money but soon these goldsmiths made a pivotal switch they changed from making out receipts which could only be Redeemed by the person who originally made the deposit to also offering receipts that could be Redeemed by whomever held them this allowed people to start using their receipts as currency rather than pay for something with a pile of coins why not just put that pile of coins in the bank and pay for stuff with these far more convenient receipts of course as soon as they started doing this people began to ask for multiple receipts in small regular denominations so you'd go to the bank you drop off 20 quid and ask the nice fellow at the register to give you 20 receipts for one pound a piece so that you could go out and buy some vegetables or something with them as soon as you do that you basically have the bank nice the fundamental form of paper money and the goldsmiths were clever folk they started to notice the funny thing about banknotes these banknotes were starting to get passed around from hands to hand without often getting handed back in at the bank which meant that the bankers could keep playing around with the money those notes were supposed to represent even as they circulated through the markets after all so long as everybody doesn't try to turn in their banknotes at once the bank yikes [Laughter] oh oh interesting very similar to what's going on right now I can lend more money than it actually has in its vaults while one banknote is circulating its way from hand to hand the bank can use the coins that note represents to cover somebody else turning their banknote in and thus fractional Reserve banking was born instantly expanding the money supply of England but not without introducing some dangers yeah join us next time as we move from these Wild West Beginnings to the even Wilder West personas that attempted to make paper money official in the last episode uh if only SPF had seen this video well to be clear uh this is sort of what happened to bring about the immediate downfall of FTX but uh in fdx's case there was also rampant rampant rampant fraud it's not just like a business model where they're kind of lending out you know more than is in the actual vault it's like they you know he's literally embezzling money for personal accounts and bezeling money for other companies it you know um so we got to the ad hoc unofficial beginnings of paper money this week we look at some of the Rogues gallery that really created the intellectual argument for adopting paper money in some more official way [Music] when we last just ignore the Frog it'll be fine that's what she's been arguing on his Twitter SPF who should be in [ __ ] jail is on Twitter arguing that like They Don't Really worry about the fraud you know the point is if I didn't declare bankruptcy we'd be all good if I could just keep the scheme going uh it's I mean it's it's literally literally literally and figuratively flawed uh let's see okay part three by three it's left off in England in 1640. the first unofficial banknotes were starting to circulate but in the early 1660s in Stockholm the first semi-official banknotes the first banknotes from what we might think of as a central bank the first banknotes that really started to replace a hard currency began to appear but with those banknotes come the problem of unregulated fractional Reserve banking remember how we mentioned that the goldsmiths of London realized that using banknotes they could actually lend out more money than they had gold or silver to cover well in Stockholm they really went to town soon there were so many banknotes out there that people couldn't help but notice and as soon as people noticed everybody rushed to them their banknotes turned back into coins which of course they couldn't do and there goes the Swedish economy so clearly there were still some Kinks to work out with these newfangled banknotes now let's hop back to England one Civil War and half a dozen other Wars after Charles the first so politely jump started this whole banking thing with that Force first loan of his the year is 1695 the English have just gotten themselves kicked around in the channel by the French and if we know anything about history we know that that will never do so the English established a central bank the bank of England to raise money and to help the government pay to refit the Navy as part of this they issued banknotes but the idea of banknotes and their role in the economy had been a topic of debate in England for a few years which leads us to the first of our roguish economic theorists and yes this is his real name Nicholas if Jesus Christ had not died for thee thou Hast been damned who for obvious reasons portrait holy [ __ ] this is a real person he's got the actual Giga Chad chin if Jesus Christ had not died for thee thou had been Damned also Nicholas barebone is already a good name as it is uh went by the name Nicholas barbin Nicholas barbin's father was praise God bare bone yes really who will surely make an appearance in episodes covering the English Civil War Nick barbin started his career as a doctor getting his degree from the University of Utrecht and joining the Royal College of Physicians but this trade had too much saving people and too little amassing vast quantities of wealth so Nicholas turned instead to real estate and construction luckily he hit a break when in 1666 The Great Fire of London swept through lucky 13. that's so [ __ ] isn't that a great break isn't that lucky when you're trying to get into real estate and then [ __ ] tens of thousands of people die and their buildings are burned to the ground it's like God is good you know what I'm saying God looks out for his strongest soldiers uh you love to see it yeah it just feels like you just feel like a thousand times and left about a sixth of the city homeless huzzah this of course was seen as a great opportunity by barbin who would rebuild most of London and even very illegally reshape it if you've ever been to the western parts of the Strand or Bloomsbury those areas basically exist because barbin didn't listen to any of the restrictions that said that you couldn't build between London and Westminster after all as he saw it that's where the open land was where easier to build I mean yeah it's open because it's illegal to build there but what are they gonna do tear down the houses he just built they're already built deal with it and from there the sky was the limit barbin first got into the reputable business of selling fire Insurance in a town that had just burnt down after that he realized that he could invent the mortgage oh I should say that he was absolutely absolutely the first person to really invent the modern mortgage but he certainly was the first major player to do so in England he created the national land bank and began and to issue loans secured by people's homes or property he followed that up with a few stints in Parliament largely to avoid prosecution then he retired to write some books and it's really the books that we are interested in interesting and the thoughts he put in them because while I have been joking about his wild and rapacious greed he was highly intelligent and it's kinda hard to write him off as Evil all of these things he did actually ended up having positive effects and his writing sort of shows that he knew that ensuring people against fire provided him with a guaranteed profit but also created a great deal more stability for the English economy fires were still a major issue but no longer would they be a massive economic displacement instead everybody would put some money into the pot to bail out whoever lost their home or trade to a fire and he yeah the concept of insurance is not necessarily a bad one it's just you know many modern insurance companies because they're so for profit are basically designed to not pay out claimants they try to pay out as few as legally possible and do everything they can to skirt and change the law so they don't have to pay you out so I don't know I don't know if this guy did that but like that's that's the that's why people have a problem with it he would skim a little from the top great for the economy and mortgages while we might today think of them as the bank's way of keeping us down so much of England's wealth was locked up in real estate that it was a huge drag to the National economy when people bought a house that money just stayed locked up in that house it didn't circulate through the economy it didn't help to finance businesses it just sat there until somebody Generations later decided to sell it but with the idea of the mortgage the single biggest asset that most people owned was now freed up to help drive the economy instead of the seller simply getting a pile of cash and the buyer getting an unspendable house the mortgage freed up that value you could now spend your house and live in it too meaning that that money could circulate through the account that is an incredibly positive spin to put on it you know uh because if that person does do that and then goes through hard times or buys something that depreciates in value or loses their job or whatever and they can't make that payment they were then they lose the house you know so that's when you show up and kick them out and take the keys uh yeah I mean there's there's facts here but there you know that's like a lot of people right now in today modern economy people are doing uh what's the what's the term for it um like reverse repo or reverse mortgage or whatever where you sort of take money out of the equity of your house so you own less of your house but you get money now and then you know they get easy yeah refinancing it's not really refinancing though it's like it's like uh it's like a home equity loan or something uh yeah basically you basically give up control of your house and then they give you some money which is fine if you're retiree about to die but for a lot of people like it could lead to them losing their houses they thought they owned um yeah HELOC that's what it is that's exactly what it is it's HELOC economy again and again and barbin was also of course one of the first people to decouple morality and spending which totally sounds evil I admit but up until this point a lot of the writing on money was written by the church basically arguing that everybody lived the simplest life possible and that's probably good advice in a lot of ways but it doesn't make for a dynamic economy barbin argued for fashion and Innovation because they get people to buy new Goods before they've fully consumed the previous Goods thereby creating demand and while we're not to Adam Smith yet the basic concept that demand creates Supply and grows the economy is there in barbin's work but for us his most important work is probably his arguments against mercantilism mercantilism was the driving political and economic theory in most of Europe in barbin's day basically it sort of Saw Nations as being in a state of Perpetual economic War the goal for any nation was to get as much literal gold and silver as it could for itself and try not to give any to anybody else in a broader sense the object was to have your state be self-sustaining importing as little as possible while exporting as much as you could colonies existed to feed the mother country and weren't allowed to trade with any country other than their colonial power and when Imports had to be made the goal was to only import raw materials so that they could be turned into more valuable finished goods in your country and while today we see a lot of reasons why every country trying to produce every type of good is a terrible idea in some so what's funny is like this is the old way of thinking and it was out of date and then we've shifted over you know the past centuries into uh you know a more Global way of looking at it um where every country trying to do everything makes no sense in their specific producers but what's funny is right now as in literally in the past few years like specifically right now there is a trend called like basically friend Shoring where we're kind of going back to this in a way um because there's so much risk in having tons of your supply chain in Nations that you might be adversarial with like China and the United States and so uh like we're trying to make it so almost every country that you are friends with can make everything you need uh uh like for example if you're in Europe and you rely on Russian gas or Russian oil that's a problem uh and under you know globalism in the previous way of doing it that we can see it is not a problem because they're good at making that stuff and you're good at making this stuff and so you should focus on what you're good at but right now it's like it doesn't matter what we're good at we just need a like access to important resources that are completely under our control and don't rely on important so that's that's something right now and like uh you know a lot of um production that was in China is moving out of China because there's worries like Apple's moving iPad production to India um it's just interesting ways mercantilism makes a lot more sense when you think of economies based on commodity money like gold or silver after all if your entire economy is based on gold and silver then your economy can literally only be as big as the amount of gold and silver you have while many were starting to see this dilemma barban cut to the heart of it he basically said that even gold and silver don't have innate value they are just worth whatever the market values them at so instead of stockpiling more gold and silver to grow your economy why don't you just get rid of gold and silver entirely and move to paper money but these ideas of barbans are only the beginning of the internet see a world except slips of paper in exchange for a loaf of bread a cell phone or a house join us next time and we will witness somebody else's on paper money into practice on the grandest scale uh the first crypto bro no he's not a crypto bro um the real problem comes when we finish that and are not reliant on our enemies and then on us because in World War Three Times yeah that's a real problem is that you know one of the things that has led to like the last 60 plus years of total Global Peace I mean there's a war in Ukraine right now but we've been in a general era of Peace since the end of World War II [Music] um is that all the major economies of the world are interconnected so deeply that it's hard for them to actually go to war with each other if they're major States and uh you know once we return to isolationism a little bit then that's like the last limiting factor that could lead to Total War so um you know that's that's the downside um uh yeah peace no literally I know that there actually have been Wars obviously since World War II but as a whole it's been an era of General Global Peace compared to all previous eras um and especially among major States you know what I'm saying obviously there's been a lot of bullying by big States on small states but um yeah nukes of course but yeah [Music] to come down [Music] oh part four ah [ __ ] last we left off paper money Doctrine was just starting to be established with people like Nicholas barbin beginning to explore the radical idea that gold and silver didn't have any inherent value only the value we gave them which leads inevitably to the argument that in using gold and silver we tied ourselves to A system that has all the disadvantages of a commodity currency Without Really securing for ourselves anything more tangible than what we'd get with paper bills today we get to Watch What Happens the first time someone really tries to put paper money Doctrine into practice okay [Music] John Law the son of wealthy Scottish goldsmiths turned Bankers until his 17th year Family Trade but when his father died he decided that banking was too honest of an employment for him and moved to the seedier side of London there he rapidly found that women and cards were far more to his liking than ledgers and receipts he lived it up as the rake and Rogue of lower London but between the fast women the high fashion and the low cards he more than once ended up having to run home and ask Mom for a loan just to get by but it all came to a head one foggy evening in Bloomsbury Square law had a rival for one of his lady loves a drunken quarrel turned into a duel [Music] she's all covered in soot she went down the chimney wait I can't even see anything oh no she's all toasted up does a dog but she's so heavy okay should I put her down there yeah he went up he's gonna break it's so heavy she's she's visiting from Mexico yeah she's like the thickest [ __ ] dog smells good though she's like as dense as tungsten she's of neutron star and density yeah my dad calls her the brick all right yeah oh ow oh content not a Content cat baby [Music] hey Chevy duty all right he doesn't like it he's done with it he's not feeling it here though that dog is a brick let me tell you I got in bed last night and that dog was in my spot and he just wouldn't I mean she just wouldn't [ __ ] move all right let's see blades were drawn he's got a duel step a Thrust one man fell red between the pavers before he could flee law was apprehended he was hauled before bro if duels were still real twitch streamers would be killing each other left and [ __ ] right if duels were real there would be one getting [ __ ] 100K viewers every day on Twitch and people will be dying all the [ __ ] time it would be it would be content for sure I'll be watching what I say for sure yeah I'll be a little more you know what train wrecks you keep on gambling brother you know what bro it's all good for the famous hangings level and sentenced to death as he awaited The Gallows though his friends and benefactors got his sentence commuted to manslaughter and he was slapped with a fine and released but the family of his those are legal in Texas it's called mutual combat could you stream it though Valkyrie vs atriak duel she's not trying to do me Valkyrie is very happy that I leaked you guys understand uh an acoustic dog I think within 15 months Chan died after 10 months mirror detective for 18 months uh my sub is old enough to be drafted now 18 months is not 18 years but thank you for the sub you don't seem to understand it uh don't copy of me not [ __ ] copious not even [ __ ] it's not even Up For Debate it's not a question at least she wants to be in that real black contract uh uh uh thank you kitten World office 24 and but X came into 24. all right the Rival was pulling strings too and they appealed the decision this time law knew to flee he hightailed it to the Dutch Republic enjoying the coffee houses the gambling the stock market of Amsterdam while he had always been of an intellectual event it's here he started to really refine his ideas both about gambling and finance watching this smell like the big innovation the stock market comes from a degenerate Gambler who killed a man [Laughter] that's good I'm like I'm liking that this guy's our main character for the Innovations in the stock market this is going to be good all Republic with none of the natural resources of the other great countries of Europe dominate the world's economic landscape galvanized his thoughts he reasoned that if he could just understand what had created such an economic Revolution there he could export it to nations with more natural advantages so he spent half a decade considering the problem and all this reasoning led him to one conclusion it was the supply of money and the availability of credit that made the Dutch Republic such a Powerhouse and where did he see the bottleneck and the availability of money and thus the availability of credit the supply of gold and silver if you're only going to lend out gold and silver you have to have the gold and silver to lend and that puts a ceiling on the size of your economy which while not absolute is a lot more rigid than paper and so he began to formulate his treaties money and trade considered with a proposal for supplying the nation with money with the a aim of getting his native Scotland to create a National Bank unfortunately Scotland was destitute from Risky Central American Ventures and a failed harvest the Scots were in no mood to take a risk on some Theory to cap the whole thing off the act of Union in 1707 not only crushed any chance law had of convincing the Scottish parliament of his plan but also made him an outlaw in Scotland as well as England so once more our ironically named hero fled back to the continent for the next 10 years he moved between France and the Dutch Republic speculating gambling and socializing okay but law was always one to learn from his mistakes he no longer gambled simply as a gamble now it was a system he put into practice the many ideas that translated from the financial work he deconstructed the games he played and worked out great tables of outcomes he was renowned for being able to calculate precise odds on the Fly and hold them all in his head and soon it paid off this time instead of gambling his way to the poor house he became one of the richest men in Europe he would probably be hundreds of millions of dollars just from cards and Market speculation that's actually insane did one other thing for him it opened doors he was affable charming and very well dressed as he gambled across Europe he worked his way up to playing at private very high stakes games in Paris games which included some of the most powerful men of the land and in these people like Tom dwan and uh some of the other like famous poker players from the poker boom have said that the money they make in Macau gambling with Chinese billionaires nowadays is more than they ever made from the big poker tournaments they just get invited because they want to play with like the famous poker players and they all just gamble like fiends and you can just [ __ ] uh you could just rake in absolute Whale cash um yeah apparently they just they just dump money Smoky rooms he had far more opportunity to persuade them of his ideas than he'd had in Scotland and the truth is those men were primed to be persuaded the wars of Louis XIV had left the French treasury empty and the dead bird again insurmountable debt the new Regent and his Council were looking for a way out so when law said that he had a plan they listened the plan was ambitious he would form a central bank which would take over many of the economic functions of the state right down to issuing money which of course would take the form of his beloved banknotes most importantly though his plan to bankroll it was genius he allowed people to buy stock at the bank paying only one-sixth of the Stock's value in cash and paying the Rest by trading in their government bonds the debts the government owed them this scheme was genius because the population of France knew that these government bonds were currently worthless because the government was too broke to repay them yet at the same time much of the debt which the government had been crippled trying to service was the very debt the people of France held so in having everybody traded in this debt magically disappeared and people who previously thought that they had been ruined by purchasing worthless government bonds now had something of worth that they could sell or trade stock in the new bank because everybody was confident in the new bank okay genius and as John's Bank began to take away it all seemed to work the paper currency was far more stable than the old silver currency nobody could clip its edges and forgeries were well punishable by death okay now with this first part of his economic system in hand law initiated the second part of his plan he would form a trading company with complete control of the economy he established a monopoly on trade with the French territory of Louisiana and gave that Monopoly to a company he established called the company of the West the plan here was simple the plan was service at 500 Libra a share taking 15 down payment and the rest in installments and sell enough of these shares to pay off the remainder of the government's debt okay soon buoyed by some of Law's own investing in the company the stock price began to grow and word got out this opportunity in Louisiana was too good to miss law was made the Duke of Arkansas and soon the stock jumped a hundred percent then a thousand percent okay it's available three thousand percent the problem was there wasn't any wealth coming out of Louisiana when this all started there were a mere 800 Europeans living in the whole territory and soon law had to resort to the expedient of offering criminals a pardon if they would marry a prostitute and move to Louisiana meanwhile the stock price had created even more demand for paper currency as people borrowed and spent against their stock that was now worth 30 times what they had paid for it inflation ran rampant now if this all sounds kind of familiar for some reason you're not wrong something very similar was happening right across the channel soon Law's system which he had thought Incorruptible was forced to bend he had to recall some of the paper money slash is the currency and Outlaw the sale or possession of large quantities of gold but all this did was let people know just how bad a shape the company of the West and by extension the bank was in yeah soon it would not hold mobs formed there were rushes on the bank and law found himself yet again in a carriage in the night fleeing yes counterparts across the channel law wasn't operating out of greed but rather out of a desire to prove the idea that he had burning within him and while his bank and his Trading Company were a disaster from which France barely recovered they were a failure in execution more than in concept and so despite such a catastrophic Misfortune there were those in Europe who heeded what was perhaps his most famous conjecture that money is the value by which goods are exchanged and not the value for which goods are exchanged join us next time as we take the final step the final step by getting off of the gold standard sounds a bit like copium on his part though kind of just to [ __ ] his country uh he did a noobsie and it seems like a bit of greed involved too my understanding of the the Louisiana bubble was that there was a lot of greed and a lot of great maybe not by him specifically I don't know but a lot of greed a lot of speculation a lot of lies a lot of false promises about the economic value and the hordes of riches that are come from Louisiana and then they weren't um there are two reports over the last few episodes we've seen the intellectual underpinnings of paper money slowly come into place yeah but having nebulous ideas about why paper money might be good is one thing getting people to really believe and trust in it is another matter entirely okay so today we're gonna tackle the development of the one thing that brought the whole system together we now used and delicious Factor meals you see money was first invented because people wanted a way to con change their time and effort for delicious Factor meals and what was so 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you'll be the best so uh worth checking out if you're into that kind of stuff um uh thanks again continue to sponsored get smarter Saturdays and get smarter Thursdays um and I am sort of a hero if you think about it uh all right back to this let's see let's see what happened uh the admission paper money prevent the very problem John Law ran himself into [Music] very rarely does Humanity find ideas that are simply good most of the time when a revolutionary new idea is introduced we've got to stumble around in the dark for a bit figuring out all the terrible ramifications and pitfalls that come with it before we can use it well paper money was no different because when you start printing money it comes with a lot of questions now you might think that the first question would be how much money should we print but actually before you can even figure out things like how to regulate how much money is being printed you first have to ask who's gonna print the money now today this might seem like a bizarre question as we're all used to there being some Central Authority in each country or currency block issuing one currency that everybody accepts at face value but you have to remember that paper money didn't enter the world as part of some top-down system instead it basically started with a bunch of Bankers realizing that they could give people receipts for gold and silver instead of actually giving customers their gold and silver back which means that one by one every Bank basically started printing their own banknotes and that is a mess to deal with I mean if you've ever had to go overseas and deal with exchanging money you've gotten just a tiny fraction of an idea of what a hassle this would have been but it gets worse imagine having a few hundred different banks issuing notes in your own country now imagine a world where our modern international currency exchange that makes it easy for banks to trade money doesn't exist and then imagine having to deal with all of this just to shop in the next town over this is basically the scenario this is what money in the metaverse is going to be like I'm gonna have to change my [ __ ] riot coin to [ __ ] blizzard coin into [ __ ] valve coin just to [ __ ] get around dude it's and then Zuckerberg's [ __ ] token is gonna be [ __ ] worthless and that's what we're gonna get paid in in my day job working for [ __ ] Zuckerberg uh uh yeah it's all gonna be it's gonna be all problem dude we must get the balloons you know you end up with oh this is why is it ten dollars worth of gold in your local ability they hand you back ten dollars worth of their shiny Bank specific bank notes now you go off to the big city to spend your money but when you bring out your money to spend it on something there the big city Merchant might simply not take it or more likely they'll pull out some big chart and say to you well let's see your bank is pretty far away so if we or more likely our bank ever wanted to redeem these banknotes of yours we'd have to travel all the way to your tiny Podunk Village so since that's going to be such an expensive hassle for us to do we are only going to take your banknotes at 75 value now of course you would probably Grumble a bit over this but then the merchant would say ah wait hang on I'm not done it says here that your bank only has one branch that's an issue it means we're gonna have to redeem these notes as soon as possible because your tiny Bank might go belly up at any time which would render these banknotes you just gave me worthless that additional risk and the inconvenience forces me to accept these bills at another 25 off face value and so your ten dollars that you deposited in your bank would only have five dollars worth of purchasing power in a neighboring City leaving you probably a bit less than jazzed about this whole paper money thing so clearly every country needed a unified currency that everyone could believe in but this also had to evolve sort of organically and it ended up happening in a similar way in most countries because almost all of the problems we're gonna see with the move to paper money are solved in nearly every country with one great Innovation the Central Bank the central banks didn't always solve all of the functions they do today and in fact most weren't established to solve any of them at all truth is calling a central bank a singular big innovation would be a lie they were really more like a patch server and a hotfix machine for paper money so let's talk about the story of the bank of England because it was really the first institution that we would call a central bank good job England early central banks share a similar Tale the year is 1694. the government desperately needs a way to service its debt as usual the 17th and the 18th centuries would be times of unbelievably costly Wars for the first time troops had to be deployed and supplied across the globe navies had to be maintained in every ocean powder and shells were expended on an unprecedented scale this drove most major nations of Europe to the brink of financial collapse to some the answer was clear establish a bank to service the national debt so after much debate the bank of England came to be this is a powerful thing because having the government do all of its banking with your bank makes your bank pretty secure and means that that bank's going to need to have branches or at least banks that they work closely with all over the place and because of this security people started to Value Bank of England banknotes over most of the other ones out there at times people would even pay a premium for them offering 1.1 or 1.2 pounds per one pound note Simply Be because they were reliable and universally accepted but the bank of England note really wouldn't become the official banknote of the country until 1844. the middle of the 19th century with the bank Charter Act of 1844 no new bank would be granted the right to print banknotes and every time a bank was bought it would have to remove its notes from circulation meaning that eventually the bank of England banknote would be the only paper money in the land but even with this system it wasn't until 1921. so it's been a hundred years ago that the last non-bank of England bank in the country stopped printing their own banknotes and in Scotland and Ireland there are still to this day a few banks that retained their ancient right to print pound sterling notes so this system of having one unified currency that we think of as being money we take it for granted now but it really isn't oh by the way just totally slightly related uh while I was researching FTX bro Sam bingman freed and FTX found a small one branch Bank in Kansas that only had 15 million dollars of value in total and put a hundred million dollars into it and bought it Regulators should have stopped this I don't know why they didn't so they hadn't they owned a American Bank despite being based in the Bahamas and we're basically using that to do all sorts of weird Financial uh uh laundering it's well and then by the way the bank they closed it like it was like because the bank like had one branch but it wasn't real they had no employees at it it was like it was total fake fraud and like Regulators should have there should have been a massive red flag when that came up I'll talk about it I'll talk about it when I finish the thing but it [ __ ] very odd that old in fact in the United States Federal Reserve Bank well it was called like the Kansas Charter Bank or something but he renamed it [ __ ] Moonstone and it was an officially chartered American Bank that he owned which you shouldn't be allowed to do as a foreign based uh Financial exchange votes were being issued as late as 1935. but even with this issue resolved the lack of a centralized currency wasn't the only problem we were going to have to figure out with these new banknotes there was also the problem of Bank runs with the invention of the banknote modern fractional Reserve banking really came into its own fractional Reserve banking is where the bank lends out more than it can actually pay for with the money it has on hand based on the idea that not everybody's gonna try to collect at once right so for example let's say that you deposit a hundred dollars in gold at your bank and the bank is required to keep a 10 fractional Reserve that means that when you deposited that 100 in Gold you enabled your bank to lend out in addition thousand dollars in banknotes this system is a great thing because it means that the money supply can expand far past the amount of gold or silver in an economy and can meet the needs of a growing economic base which is the very problem we were trying to solve with this whole paper money thing in the first place but it does have one problem what happens if everybody does try to get their money out of the job at the same time well if people believe that a bank won't be able to repay them whether it's because they've issued too many banknotes or simply because they've made too many bad loans those people start flocking to the bank to get their money out of there this of course leaves the bank unable to pay anybody because they only keep a fraction of what they need to pay everyone on hand at any given time so the bank collapses and everybody loses anyone with money left in the bank is simply wiped out and if this starts happening on a broad scale it creates another problem people stop depositing money in banks at all and instead start hoarding it because they're afraid that the banks are going to go bust meanwhile the banks are trying to hoard up as much real money Gold Silver and Central Bank notes as they can so that they can somehow pay all of the people rushing the bank to withdraw their accounts without going bust this ultimately means that a lot of money is just sucked out of the economy it just stops circulating and we're back to our original problem of literally having too little money to make the economy run this happened in England throughout the 19th century yeah but here again the Central Bank patch was applied by having a central bank serve as a lender of Last Resort meaning a bank that could lend real Capital to other Banks Banks that were in good shape but didn't have the funds on hand to withstand a panic where everybody tried to withdraw their money at once could survive and the money supply for the nation wouldn't just to be clear this is very different than what happened with FTX this is what's called a liquidity problem all right because the end of the day the banks do have the money they they've loaned it out to things that are worth something so everyone's asking for it at once and they don't have it in their vault but if they had time they could get call back all their loans or sell the things they bought and eventually have enough money to pay their loans they have the money they just they're not liquid at it right now so that's why they go up on their collapse FTX didn't have the money they only had [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] ftt token worth nothing so there's no world where they had enough money to cover all the people demanding their money back there's there's nothing out there they could sell to get back um dry up over the last hundred years we have found dozens of other little ways that the central bank can be used to hot fix problems resulting from our ability to print money and we are certainly not done yet there is incredible power in having one bank that basically Can't Fail unless the government does whose function is much more about keeping an economy strong and stable than about making a profit because so long as the government is doing well so is that Central Bank and this has helped allowed the growth of a world no longer how was England doing silver that's being passed around but there's one more step to go before we get to the world we live in today where currency is divorced from any real value except the value we give it where money works because we believe it works and that step is abandoning the gold standard so join us next time as we wrap up the history of paper money all right part six baby last one we're bringing it home I think this is like Nixon in the 70s it gets rid of the gold standard and then let's all all loose it's all Hells it goes loose uh tally you think of the three months be able to 14 months not pull with toe think of the four months Happy Thanksgiving how did this one compared to the first Thanksgiving well the first Thanksgiving had a few more Factor meals than this one today I only have the one but the first one had a cornucopia of them but outside of that pretty good um boo bring back gold uh hmm if I get everyone to believe that I'm the richest person to exist ever then will it happen what is your argument milk A's in chat what convinces the rest of us that you're the richest person ever so when is he going to talk about atracoin guys atracoin is stable and solid it's backed by the Central Bank of me [ __ ] dying to bosses okay and that will always produce a steady inflow of currency to the doubters okay so even if the Believers do a bank run um it's not a rug ball dude it's not a rug pull all right part six part six finish off and then I want to watch the series we're gonna watch something goofy after this all right because we gotta we got some intelligence I'm gonna get a little goof rarely get far into the 20th century because it's hard to have historical perspective on events that are that close to our own time but today we're gonna have to Roar into the latter half of the 20th century to show you just how recently this idea came to be this idea that seems so normal that we all take for granted as if it were always totally normal the idea that money is worth something because we all agree it is [Music] last time we talked about the growth of central banks as a patch system to fix the numerous problems that occur when you introduce paper money as the basis for an economy but for many people one more step was required to really Inspire confidence in this idea of taking milled tree bark in return for their labor and that was the gold standard the gold standard is basically the idea that your paper money is backed in Gold that at any time you could take your paper Bill somewhere and redeem them for a specified amount of gold now I hear a lot of you say why would you ever do that doesn't putting a currency on the gold standard just mean that we're back to the problem we were trying to solve in the first place by tying money to Gold aren't we once again limiting the money supply the short answer to that is yes and we're gonna see just how that plays out the longer answer is sort of this is a pretty complicated economic question too complex to really get into here but the concise version is that having paper money backed in Gold rather than using gold directly allows far more options when you need to expand the money supply and it has the advantage of letting you play fast and loose with the system when you need to but still why would you do this rather than have your currency float free well that's where history comes in you see the gold standard solves two major problems the first is inflation as you can probably guess it wasn't long after people started printing paper money that they figured that they could just print a lot of paper money way more paper money than they could ever redeem right way more than even our fractional Reserve banking system thinks is sane as soon as people did that you started to get inflation nothing could still happen even with the central currency controlled by the government because when countries need it it has happened right now for an army they would sometimes just print more bills to do it more bills means that each bill is worth less which was a problem not only for those poor citizens whose life savings were now in paper bills but also for other countries who'd been accepting those paper bills in exchange for their goods which brings us to the second major issue that the golds bro this is literally what the United States has been doing right now uh to every country on Earth foreign including countries trading between each other for oil and dollars we the we've been [ __ ] riding this [ __ ] wave and it's it's it's teetering it's teetering dude Cutters are trying to get out of this system standard addresses exchange rates right as paper money was becoming the standard in Europe international trade was really starting to pick up the Industrial Revolution was getting into full swing and raw materials and finished goods had to be shipped and traded at a pace never before seen simultaneously mercantilism that isolationist monetary policy that we discussed in an earlier episode is coming to an end causing trade to Rocket to even greater Heights wow but what happens when you're shipping to the Moon with cargo docks in some foreign port and you try to hand the local Merchant your funny green paper money to buy their goods while they try to hand you their funny pink paper money to buy what you've got on your ship well you both just sit there scratching your heads for a while back in the day you would have just weighed whatever coins they were trying to give you and accept them for their weight in gold but now they're handing you this piece of paper that you don't recognize and you have no idea how to Value I mean could you even trade this specific piece of paper for anything when you get back home but if both currencies are on the gold standard problem solved just as an example let's say that at any time you could turn in 20 US dollars to get one ounce of gold one ounce of gold is what your twenty dollars are worth okay let's say you sail to England where for the sake of keeping things simple the UK has set their gold standard so that an ounce of gold is worth two British pounds this makes everything nice and simple since you're both operating on the gold standard that means one British pound is the equivalent in value to 10 US Dollars done and done that [ __ ] chance slimies apart if you saw our episodes on the first Opium War remember how we talked about the fact that all of Britain's silver was flowing into China to buy tea why not just print more money so we have more money I didn't know Jerome Powell was in my [ __ ] chat but yes the it works for a short period of time and everyone figures it out and then that's when you have rampant inflation once everyone realizes that there's way more money going around and the individual value of each bill is worth less well to solve all the problems I just talked about the British were looking for some commodity to back the bank of England notes with but with all their silver gun the British chose gold and soon basically everybody followed suit but this system had its own breaking points absolute adherence to the gold standard had to be suspended several times during the 1800s due to the massive expenses incurred by any War bro but in England as in most other countries there was always a return to the gold standard in peacetime with countries working to build their gold reserves back up and limiting the printing of further notes other minor shocks like the California Gold Rush and other introductions of massive new sources of gold would cause the system to Lurch but overall use of the gold standard held up pretty well throughout the 19th century then came World War One the seminal catastrophe the shatterer of so many Notions from our past and like so many other things the gold standard crumpled Under The Impossible needs of the war Nation after nation of abandoned gold to print more money to pay for the arms Munitions and men that were being expended daily on the field and as more and more money was printed and spent to feed the insatiable hunger of this war trade became erratic trade from the United States grew far beyond what the gold reserves of Europe could bear inflation ran rampant and after the war many countries couldn't drag themselves back to the gold standard some Nations like Germany who were spiraling into hyperinflation under the crushing debt of War reparations tried to stabilize their currency by backing it in land rather than gold others like England appealed to people's patriotism and wrenched themselves back onto the gold standard by asking people not to redeem their money for gold just out of love of country but even this fell apart as the Great Depression hit those few countries that had the wherewithal to stay on the gold standard like the United States were Now hamstrung by how the inflexibility of gold prevented them from reacting to the crisis and yet many people and many nations thought of this as a temporary hiccup sure the war and the Depression had made a mess of things but soon the good times would be back things would get sorted out and everybody would get back on the gold standard I mean they had to foreign how is money worth anything but those good times didn't have a chance to come back because then came the big one World War II World War II was perhaps the most expensive war in history economically it was totally unsustainable with the U.S racking up enormous trade surpluses and every other country involved sinking into massive debt bro my understanding is wait uh interesting interesting interesting [Music] interesting but the world had learned from World War one and as World War II wound down many of the major Powers met to work out the first real international monetary agreement the famous Breton Woods system you see following the first world war Britain had owed the U.S a huge pile of money which they couldn't pay back unless France paid them a huge pile of money it owed them but much of the war had occurred on French soil and the French couldn't afford to pay back the British unless they basically made the defeated Germans pay for everything this of course had all been a disaster that caused huge financial and political instability so this time around things would be different reparations would be minimized repayment of reparations would be on gentler terms and that whole problem of wildly unstable currency caused by countries like Germany no longer being able to adhere to the gold standard after World War One this time the currency instability problem would be solved and how would it be solved wow well at this point in history the US basically had everybody's goal podcast everybody had bought a ton of stuff from the U.S for the two biggest Wars in history so the U.S actually was still on the gold standard so the solution was simple Peg everybody else's currency to the US dollar that's right the system essentially boiled down to the US dollar is redeemable in gold and all other currencies are redeemable in US dollars every country had to keep some dollars on hand to redeem their currency which is how the US dollar became the reserve currency for basically the entire world as other nation's economies recovered the dollar became overvalued this came to a head in 1965 Charles de Gaulle who had always been a little bit Miffy about America's position in the world decided that he was going to act on that redeemability so he sent the French navy to cash in and pick up his bullion literally bringing boatloads of gold back to France soon other nations followed suit by 1971 with the dollar still overvalued and the Cold War and Wars like Korea and Vietnam draining U.S resources and sending U.S gold over good job good job getting us into more Wars 1970s um Robert Stacks himself think of the 10 gift and I do appreciate it helping to keep the personal economy here up uh it is funny to be at a nationwide scale actually redeeming it you know what I'm saying the dollars is good for gold okay cool then give me [ __ ] all of it give me the entire GDP of France in Gold please uh overseas Richard Nixon finally took the steps that many argued had to come and took the US dollar off the gold standard just take that in for a moment 1971 less than 50 years ago but here's where it gets good when Nixon pulled the US off the gold standard the shock was felt around the world but if every country's inflating their money wouldn't the net change in value stay the same different countries are inflating at different rates and also even if every country is inflating it's still inflate like the real problem inflation comes with the people that are on wages that aren't changing and have savings okay because their money is now worth less every single day so if you're making I don't know 20 bucks an hour and the value of 20 bucks is worth less every single month of the year little by little then you're just getting paid less every single month and your your wages are going down which means you have less chance of being able to you know have a livable life and also all the money you have in the bank if you're a saver is just worth less and less and less which is punish people who are saved instead of people who have just [ __ ] uh been on that why don't they just get their bread up then I never thought about that Dev cap why don't they just get their [ __ ] bread up it's actually a great [ __ ] Joe Biden on the [ __ ] National address uh have you guys thought about getting your [ __ ] bread up that actually makes a lot of sense so you're saying buy the dip on crypto I'm saying yeah I'm saying you should personally they don't even allow it right now but you should find a way to invest into ftt token over at FTX because I got a feeling Sammy B is going to turn this all around hmm but it didn't stop many countries from still pegging their currency to the US dollar so now you had currencies around the world redeemable for US Dollars and the US dollar pegged to nothing soon many other countries decided just to let their currencies float to let them be valued at what the market would bear and so just like that almost by accident after six thousand years we finally accepted money as an idea rather than a thing or as John Law would say we accepted money as the medium by which things are exchanged not the value for which they are thanks for watching we'll see you next time wow that's actually really interesting that was really interesting thank you extra credits for making it um um but the real value of money comes from the friendships we make along the way that's why you can be my friend by dropping a twitch Prime thank you to everyone who's got twitch Prime and chat every Prime is worth one friendship actually so there's real value in that and I want to thank uh I believe in skeletons for this uh 11 months cast this below cast this bologna like have I thanked you before your name is a red Rising reference I love those books I'm sure I've already done this because you've slept for 11 months and I would never have not 18 months and I've never not noticed this I must know this before thank you for all the oh thank you for all my new true friends of friends Wix wax build they were my great friendship with you the random movie with the prime and the friendship I love the times we laugh together as friends Mr document stayed with eight months um if you guys haven't checked out Red Rising and you like um power fantasies to imagine yourself as a [ __ ] six foot four ripped Giga Chad badass who [ __ ] just gets it done and is the squad leader in a [ __ ] cool environment then you probably will [ __ ] love Red Rising dude because that's basically what the book's about but it's actually a really fun read um yeah it's got It's got a lot of cliches in it but all in a pretty good fun readable way and uh I can give you the very beginning basically the whole plot of the books is that um this dude lives in absolute [ __ ] poverty as a minor on Mars and he thinks he's part of like the first wave of people to arrive on Mars like the the LIE they're told is like hey you're the first generation to be on Mars it's gonna be a hard life you gotta Mine It Out So eventually you know Generations from now people from Earth which is dying come out here but it turns out Earth has died a long [ __ ] time ago and these guys are just basically miners for poverty wages underground and there's like a glorious Society up on the sh up on the surface that's that's basically what like so they're just living underground in poverty and they think that like it's all part of a a grander plan but it's not but you figure that out it's not like a it's not spoiling anything that's turned out really early and then then it's then it starts uh later on so it's a pretty cool idea and then um the guy turns out to be an absolute [ __ ] ripped Giga chat it just solves all the problems uh thanks for performing it's not I swear to God it's in the first like [ __ ] three chapters or whatever um hey I love the streams is there any way you could turn up your mic volume uh uh yes too loud though huh huh oh a little too loud isn't it no I'm going back to what it was I want it to be right here this should be good right here right in the yellow it's called Red Rising and it's called Red Rising oh no it's not too quiet I'm sorry to tell you I've never ever ever re-watched my own [ __ ] and thought it was too quiet and yet I hear that all the time so I don't really understand I don't actually I don't understand what people are saying because I also watch other things I watch [ __ ] other I don't I really don't understand what people are saying like I don't um like I I just play it on my computer and I can listen to my stuff and I can listen to [ __ ] uh a gag Mater's chess videos and like I don't there's no difference and I don't [ __ ] you should be able to scream as loud as you can with zero audio fixes what does that mean I could have gone so much louder but I I I've backed down uh uh that was fine oh cool let's go go louder I have neighbors I have neighbors uh there's one of them does it does it Peak the mic I think the mic has a filter or something I think I I think I've got like a [ __ ] range a bound range hey here's a crazy idea what if we watched a fun video and you guys submitted it right meow to the chat and it gets picked up into our Pat did get some water Saturday submission system sponsored by Factor meals and I use the energy provided by Factor meals to find something funny to watch why do NBA rivalries suck who took the first selfie damn which wasn't 25 minutes I feel like this could be like a five minute video uh uh because that could be really interesting the most creative table tennis player ever is it a highlight s which one's the creative one with it the right [Applause] a right hand the whole thing I want more sorry I have a feeling good core left open in the backhand side and kokini was all over it ready to take it away cool good for him um let's rank every box in Holiday this seems like a good video wait let's check this out Hollow Knight bosses tier list so I have just completed all of hollow Knight let's watch all of this this right now after just beating it so I'm ready to give my authoritative take greatest videos of all time usually the best and worst bosses in the game I think I have a pretty strong opinion I make this a video like I'm a [ __ ] full-time holiday channel it's such an odd video to make but you know what it's one of the greats it's one of the greats if it's not quiet by the way like I'm listening to it right now look at this and I think it's gonna show the evidence will show that I am correct how is it quiet I play the video and then I play [ __ ] this one from accidentally throwing a three million pound lottery ticket in the bin to spending it into same it's the same same as same it's the [ __ ] same dude you guys are you guys are losing it you guys are [ __ ] your problems dude I swear to God I feel like [ __ ] Zoomers have blasted your airpods too loud how I oh Disney Channel's theme of History mystery no I don't think so um the Forgotten Michael burry archives if you guys don't know Michael burry he's the guy that is played by Christian Bale in The Big Short he's one of the people that most famously predicted the uh housing market collapse made a bunch of money on it uh he's a pretty intelligent investor has some unique takes he also has some pretty weird and borderline racist [ __ ] though that he's tweeted and deleted uh I follow every single one of his tweets just to see what's going on and he deletes every tweet the day after he makes it no matter what and he's got some weird stuff some definitely some weird stuff um but his investment advice is good so I just try to watch that um I tried Walmart's terrifying metaverse experience seems kind of funny ladies and gentlemen Walmart has entered the metaverse yes finally that's right Greg through one of the most popular children's games in the world Walmart is now an actual destination in the metaverse where you can go to have fun play learn and of course buy things from Walmart and that is what I will be doing today I personally cannot wait to get into Walmart's metaverse look around explore it looks fun as hell one of the biggest corporations in the entire world is advertising to young children in a video game yes let's just say Daddy likey but before we do that before I show you the actual Walmart metaverse experience I was surprised to find out that this actually isn't Walmart's first metaverse project a few months ago apparently Walmart was sort of laughed off the internet because this video surfaced demoing their vision of the future of shopping in the metaverse and not only did this failed experiment not look like it made shopping any better it like actively made it worse you know how instead of like a store with colorful aisles full of products and people from it's just mirrors this guy literally exactly like Drew Gooden and I'm hearing you might be even bigger than Drew Gooden and and there's not a bad thing dragon's really good but I get an insane [ __ ] Drew Gooden Vibe it's like who came first their friends okay who came first though because literally they sound they sound so similar they have a song about that together actually like no you I could hear it in the way you just said this last part it like actively made like this right there that's like exactly how Drew would say it made it worse you know how instead of like a store that's so funny like one like one to one uh uh look up the song all right would someone have a link to it what's this here's the song what's up Greg there's a very special announcement at the end of this video so make sure you stick around to see it alright guys well I hope you enjoyed this video I'll see you guys next time where I eat all my fingers and toes and cry for three years good inning bye right gosh I love being a YouTuber I get to just hang around all day making videos making people laugh it really is a pretty good gig but my favorite part is that everyone sees me as a unique individual with my own style and sense of humor I wasn't right well how do you post this video and post oh a new comment let's see what it is [Laughter] I'm not trying to be a YouTube commenter here I I'm sure that they're both incredibly talented and they're obviously successful YouTubers I just didn't it just I just had to have my first instinct I swear to God I'm not trying to no hey yes I'm taking a trip Peck my bags you don't own any bags sir fair enough then prepare my car Yes master now it's time to what do you mean prepare your car what like what preparing would it need why would it not already be ready to go just like open the door I don't know I'm on it perfect Florida here I come [Music] Danny I have to show you something you could you could have texted me you have a phone yeah to come in do you have any juice whoa you some juice okay okay all right wait do you want to move the slide oh yeah sorry about that the only juice we have is lemon juice so I don't know that's fine uh so what'd you want to show me I don't know I just I've been getting all these comments lately on my YouTube channel and usually I try to ignore them but there's just so many every time I post a new video it's like this guy looks exactly like Drew Gooden whoa this guy talks exactly like Drew good in Drew and Danny are the same person taking on a different Persona to get double the sponsors their girlfriends are also the same person well that's not even true at all she's my wife yeah she's my wife holy [ __ ] dang this is insane yeah because I get these comments too all the time you do yeah dude look notifications on now I'm truly Greg please give me a shout out I am the truest gray great video Danny Gonzalez wow Danny Gonzalez made a really good video this time still waiting for my Drew and Danny sex tape well that one doesn't really have anything to do with us being the same person does it no I just I just wanted you to hear it actually I don't even see that on your screen well that's because I deleted it because I hate it and I hate you hey easy all right I'm just so frustrated everyone thinks we're the same person yeah just because we look the same and sound the same and think the same and talk the same and smell the same and okay at least I get it because yeah there's some similarities and you're seeing it more right now okay it's not that crazy they actually do talk the [ __ ] same they talk very very similar yeah yeah well we got to do something about this yeah and I don't know about you but we got to do something about this and I got just the thing oh yeah [Music] I want to make a music video yes exactly well let's go shoot this [ __ ] wait but Drew what can you move the light again what the hell hey cool Jack there's more cool jacket we both got cool jackets yeah we do we should do something with these cool jackets oh I got an idea okay what if we wore these jackets every night for six weeks across the country oh and perform a live comedy show at different venues wow you can wear the jackets that sounds good to me let's do it guys we're going on tour across the country they went on tour together jackets and all it's gonna be meat Danny Gonzalez and special guest Curtis Connor here's a special word from Curtis hey guys I am super excited to be going on tour with Dave that's enough Curtis we're going to these cities uh these are the ones that we have announced already so if you live near here wow we should go go and warn them about covet hurry if you go now to Toronto BC the Queen Elizabeth theater in 090919 you can warn them about the disease get your tickets if you don't live near one of these cities and you still want to come don't worry we're going to be announcing more cities uh as we figure out the logistics of the dates after these cities but if you do live near one of these cities make sure you get your tickets fast because these are theaters with a limited number of seats so once they sell out they uh they can't have more people come in we asked if people could sit on each other's laps and they said no no to buy Hazard especially if the person's Toronto BC incorrect uh maybe they don't know uh hey I think there's a slight delay here chat what the [ __ ] I'm living in the future I should warn you about something oh God I'm seeing things and then you're seeing them like 20 seconds later Drew and I have been working on the show for like five months now we've been writing it we've been filming bits that will go into the show and it's evolved into something that I think we're both really proud of we put a lot of work into this because we want it to be something that is really special to us I feel like it perfectly kind of captures like our sense of humor it's the type of show we would want to see and we wanted to make it something that if we saw a show we would be impressed by like the production of it it's going to be a series of songs like this one like the one you just saw that's actually the opener to the show so when it sets up the premise if you come see the show you'll already know the words to one song yeah and you can sing along we'll be singing along and and so why not everyone else too why not everyone else in the room yeah the security guys are going to know the words will you there's gonna be songs there's gonna be sketches we're watching an ad for a show that happened three or three years ago but that was interesting that was very interesting I did not know that uh that there was so much more to that story but I still want to see his video about Walmart in the metaverse and I will just say that he sounds like his own distinct person Thor with colorful aisles full of products and people from your community shopping around you'd much rather shop in a dystopian void of a Walmart that's been abandoned for a thousand years major sense you did oh you do okay that was meant to be sarcastic but you actually do okay well then maybe you'll like this howdy thanks for visiting Walmart I will be your shopping assistant module today but you can call me Sam for short look man I already feel like kind of dystopian going to a regular Walmart in the real world but this actually feels like I'm like a test subject in some kind of psychological experiment what is this void where am I right now let's get started I have your shopping list loaded up and I'm tracking your oil change so I can let you know as soon as it's done now I don't know about you but when I go to the store if an employee asks me if I need help finding anything I say no every time even if I do need help because I'm a nervous person so this this scenario is like a nightmare to me just having an employee floating two feet in front of me at all times just lost staring and talking to you about everything you do it's actually a nightmare it's like my worst case scenario when I go to a store but if it just never ended it also doesn't help that she's like literally telling you what to do she's not even making suggestions you see the tomato sauce on your left go ahead and grab that and then place it in your car you see the tomato sauce grab it put it in your cart you said you wanted tomato sauce right it's right there put it in the cart now there's no time for browsing and taking your time in the Walmart metaverse get your [ __ ] and leave how is this any better than shopping normally they had every opportunity to make shopping like a breeze like I feel like the most efficient form of shopping is kind of is just like ordering it online they didn't need to take the actual physical experience of going to Walmart and put it in VR if I'm not going to the store anymore it's like the actual act of putting a tomato sauce in my car it's not the part I'm gonna miss it's probably gonna be like human contact or just like feeling like I live I exist in a real social World great looks like you need a good wine pairing take a look to your right your age has already been pre-verified through your profile so no need to wait for an ID chat I love in this supposedly like futuristic utopian version of Walmart in the future we're already being up sold to buy [ __ ] that we didn't want it's like okay you wanted pasta sauce go ahead and buy a wine with that you can't have pasta sauce without wine right oh it also gives you a five dollars off your Voodoo rental you're going to want to buy a movie as well and then oh you're watching a movie head on over to our gun Department You're Gonna Want a gun with that movie also I haven't even bought pasta or meat yet why is red wine the thing I need to pair with the pasta sauce I need the rest of my meal or am I just like sipping one glass of wine and one glass of pasta sauce while I watch my Voodoo rental movie I'm getting a notification because if you're connected smart for it it looks like you already have a full gallon of milk at home should we put this one back sorry my fridge told you that it's your passive aggressive in this Walmart employs voice hey so um I noticed you have a gallon of milk in your cart but uh I was just talking to your smart fridge and he told me you already have milk at home should we put the milk back should Widow baby put the milk back the little baby forget that we have milk at home did you forget in this dystopian world there's a milk shortage are you trying to hoard milk also fire jokes from Danny dude who the [ __ ] is Drew good in after this do you know what I'm saying it's like now that I'm part of the Danny Society part now that I'm dead he killed 100 it's like Drew who who good it is what I say you don't even remember him this guy's got bars Maybe stop talking to my fridge behind my back dude what the hell why are smart fridges so integral to every corporation's version of the future I do not want my fridge snitching on me to Walmart okay who's Greg damn you can really feel the anger through the screen in that toss put the milk back dude stop talking to my fridge just every part of this is so Eerie what what is with the hum throughout this video they could have had like music playing you know you go to like Target or Walmart they're playing like Ed Sheeran it's like they're making it eerie and dystopian on purpose every time you pick up an item from the Shelf all of the shelves descend into the underworld and new Shelves come up that's really comforting I gotta say there's something so comforting about them being like no you don't move all right the shelves move you stay right where you are the milk will come to you the gun aisle will come to you good news your oil change is done your vehicle will be ready at the tire and lube express okay now wait so this is confusing am I add a Walmart with a VR headset on this whole time I thought this was something you do from home you go around pick out all your items and then Walmart will come and drop your stuff off but she just said that my car is getting an oil change right now good news your oil change is done at the lube express or whatever at the tire and lube express the tire and lube expressed that's right that's what I said so I drove to Walmart dropped my car off at the tire and lube express and then went into Walmart and then just put on a VR headset at that point why can't I just shop why do I need to be wearing a VR headset I'm so confused that's my future that's what I want I feel like these hands say so much about the emotion of the person watching this happen would you say that this person is like happy or terrified about what's going on right now I'll have the TV brought out to your car oh wow okay so my shopping cart is going to have I not seen this I only saw a little clip of this I have not seen the Drone leaving the Walmart I noticed that my cart and the TV get to leave and I don't for any reason for that okay your groceries will be delivered to your smart fridge as a sacrifice and you will remain here forever thank you for shopping at Walmart Okay I think you guys have waited long enough you want to see the real deal that experiment obviously did not work people were like what the hell is wrong with you of course we don't want this so now it's time to look at Walmart's actual real life currently live Venture into the metaverse Walmart enters the metaverse with Roblox experience aimed at Young Shoppers young Shoppers young Shoppers I feel like there's another word for that another word that they're not using for summer oh children yeah that's right we usually call Young Shoppers children but I guess at the end of the day children are basically just young Shoppers aren't they congratulations ma'am you've given birth to a beautiful young male Shopper oh thank you so much I can't wait he's gonna consume shop just like his father isn't that right sweetie Walmart is entering the metaverse with two experiences Walmart land and Walmart's Universe of play and gaming platform Roblox Walmart's marketing Chief William white said the company will use Roblox as a testing ground as it considers in the metaverse and Beyond definitely makes it sound like they're using this opportunity to sort of experiment on children which I guess makes sense as to why they're not using the word children because there's lots of laws against advertising to children but there are no laws as far as I know about advertising to Young Shoppers I just remember that's my favorite show my favorite Big Bang Theory spin-off young Shopper the retail Giant's first foray into the virtual world will feature a blimp that drops toys a music festival with hot artists I hope they mean like sexy the most attractive artist we could find yesified Van Gogh a bunch of different games and a store full of virtual merchandise or verts I think I want to throw up from reading that sentence which matches what customers may find in Walmart stores and on its website Walmart is trying to make themselves seem so cool to Children a blimp that drops toys and music festivals kids that grow up going to Walmart land and Roblox are going to be so disappointed the first time they actually go to a Walmart they're gonna walk in there's like cowboy kid yodeling I will give you all a digital [ __ ] limited edition one of ten thousand verch hrock Enron hat official signed by me four exactly one twitch Prime you can wear it anywhere the metaverse is used uh actually no only in the HVAC version yeah it's super sick it's it well the thing is it's entirely virtual actually you can only wear it in my twitch chat so I will personally place it on your head in chat and I can see it the veil [ __ ] for the gifties that's five and run hats for you can we lock you into that yep they can and you had you're wearing it right now everyone subbed awesome dude Dave of the Prime you are now wearing an Enron Ikea King thank you for the prime one digital one of one Enron hat for you journeyman games maybe three months uh uh Ella I think with the four months 15 months uh uh in the corner in another corner there's an employee in a physical altercation you can't see your hat dude you can't see his own hat guys come on this guy's just [ __ ] jackass bought a hat can't even see it what's your problem everyone else can see it everyone else can see your hat when you got with a prime it's it's a Verge you see it virtually uh uh if you can't see the Hat refresh I see it I see it yep I see it they see it they see it just fine they're cool why can't you get with the [ __ ] program uh uh the customer they're like bashing the customer I want to see the Roblox VR I want to see it I don't mind I watch a whole video but it drops toys for now Walmart won't make money from its immersive experiences Gamers can earn tokens and other rewards Gamers love earning tokens their favorite things like lol surprise Skull Candy headphones were included in the experiences based on their popularity with roblox's younger audience of Gamers still not using the word children no now they're young Gamers Walmart could make money from it in the future oh do you think do you think Walmart might somehow be trying to figure out a way to make money from this Universe of play has games that feature items from Walmart's top toy list for the holiday season like Razor scooter Jurassic World characters whoa nudge to get Roblox users to ask for them a potential nudge as the person who wrote this article ever heard of Walmart or like business they're showing really popular products to kids and a really popular kids game maybe that could be to get them to buy the products from Walmart Walmart land has an obstacle course of oversized items from the retailers gen Z Focus Beauty Brands such as skin care products from bubble and makeup from uoma by Sharon C it's crazy that even in the metaverse corporations are trying to convince you that you are ugly you're a fully digital Avatar and Walmart still like you we can still tell you're ugly hello you need to buy virtual makeup we just talked to your smart fridge and it told us you're ugly uh to be fair I don't think any people that are like you know [ __ ] 10 out of 10 smoke shows are out there playing roblox's virtual Walmart you know what I'm saying I don't think Carl Urban's unwinding uh after a day shooting the boys in roblox's Virtual Walmart I just think that's a safe bet on Walmart's part of course your Roblox care ERS in my chat conform to traditional beauty standards they have like pitch black doll eyes all right guys I don't know about you but I'm ready my young Shopper mind is ready to be advertised too let's hop into this game and so I hopped into this game I have never played Roblox before so unfortunately even though Walmart is advertising this as a metaverse experience it's not in VR I thought that every metaverse experience takes place in VR but I guess metaverse just means it's in the computer I don't know how that's different from like walmart.com that's in the computer is that not the metaverse since the game is not in VR and I wanted to still wear a cool headset I'm gonna be wearing these cool gamer gloves instead of a VR anyway I have um I actually have no idea how Roblox works it took me a minute to figure out that's why you need s3k playing in Walmart's world of play so I guess there's all these worlds here I wonder if Walmart land is in here somewhere survival probably not going to be in there yeah Walmart Universe of play the new Survival game try not to get murdered in our in the new Walmart land apparently Roblox isn't just one game it's like a million different games don't call it three yeah bro Dwayne The Rock Johnson squid game last to leave it's like a Mr Beast video sorry what is don't call it 3am featuring Dwayne The Rock Johnson wait thank you oh the camera is a lot don't call it 3am new get I'm immediately been okay I'll be Sanic would you like to buy Sonic wait why the [ __ ] let me prompted to buy things already no I don't want to call wait what the [ __ ] you know what the [ __ ] is this Sanic SpongeBob blue F mommy Slenderman Ben Huggy Shirk amongus mcfoodclown and The Rock I want to call the Rock complete 20 to Do's to unlock what to do I hope you're hungry what does this [ __ ] mean Mario role play Red pipe what does this [ __ ] mean bro this is such brain rot spam Among Us how do I to do this spam a mogus I don't want to buy anything stop making me buy things I don't want to buy a dude I don't want to buy it I just want to [ __ ] oh my God what is this horror hellscape how do I play the game wait why am I playing a shitty maze game on a fake phone in a game inside Roblox inside my browser what is what is this don't touch the edges all right I do want to beat this okay is it timed clutch he gets these he closes these [ __ ] laughs that's so [ __ ] stupid dude actually is so [ __ ] stupid oh my God [ __ ] Jen [ __ ] gen Alpha for the dystopia you're gonna grow up into I'm gonna make it worse I'm gonna make it worse dude me and all the other [ __ ] Millennials are about to vote for the worst possible [ __ ] oh I can't wait for General I'm spraying 14 aerosol cans today I'm I'm doing donuts in the [ __ ] parking lot and I'm shh oh yeah I'm back the only thing they calm me down after that is delicious tasty Factor meal thank you in the factory meals for sponsoring today's finish the game what else do I [ __ ] do in this stupid ass game dude I want to play any more of these games because they're probably all [ __ ] random ass jump scares um find the mermaid it's gonna be the same [ __ ] thing dude I swear to God it's gonna be the same thing I forgot about invite psychic invite who dat my three [ __ ] Roblox friends dude look at my my cool ass Roblox character dude holy [ __ ] shush all right I gotta spam a mogus how do you [ __ ] chat dude what's the chapter oh my God yeet like a cop in high school yes like a 21 Jump Street dude oh this is sick oh man it's got the minions dude the graphics in this game are unreal find the mermaid I am a mermaid what's the problem I am a mermaid hope you like New Zealand Brandon I loved it what's up blur good to see you dude this is it just me or is Roblox the hellscape we've been talking about everything is [ __ ] behind a paywall it's all like weird mishmashes of stolen content but they've ripped it and put up everything behind paywalls everywhere you turn it's like trying to force you spend money it's worse than like real [ __ ] AAA games this is what New Zealand looked like yeah very similar dude very similar it's looking for a while I know I've played Roblox before I did on stream I I am this is a oh cool I found something great I don't know what I found was that the mermaid I found one of 30 30. [ __ ] kill me no shot yeah that's my [ __ ] no that's good uh thank you uh no I'm I'm uh you know what I really enjoyed this close Roblox that was that was really fun don't call me at 3am that was I was something else that was something else I am sure that there will be no brain rot from that on anyone that's good that's good that's healthy stuff 29 more how fun Bros vs Bros don't call me at 3am only after Rock will play with us imagine if we got Dwayne The Rock Johnson to appear on Bros vs Bros and we make him play that game foreign use of his personality in time oh good stuff how do we get there again bro I [ __ ] oh we were in we were actually um does anyone have a link to Walmart's Roblox thing or did they delete it I kind of want to just try it um make a while I'm there you know Walmart land oh sheesh what I'm in okay uh don't um Walmart land there's no wrong way to play so [ __ ] true Eddie baby I just saw Steve he's crying his eyes out with Dustin they're playing D and D where are you guys okay [Laughter] holy [ __ ] dude oh man this is it this is the future and I already got four doubloons how do i chat what an interesting character that I've met in Walmart land yes giant black trench coat he looks a little bit like Gus Fring uh uh hi Big A hahaha hello hello loons one two one three hello fellow Roblox Players let's see what we can do here view info redeem your tokens for verch here okay well I have four tokens can I get some verch how do I [ __ ] get it okay yeah I understand that okay here it is oh yeah I need a hundred and ten bro I can't afford any of this [ __ ] I'm pouring Walmart token oh my God yeah of course I see what happens you you [ __ ] buy the Skullcandy headphones here then you want to buy them in real life what kind of [ __ ] child needs a morning Fitbit to track their steps Walmart bucket hat all right that's what we want we need a Walmart bucket hat okay we're gonna do it wow looking great come back when you want to refresh I didn't buy anything all right I need I need 16 more tokens aha no it's not broke talk Chad I'm gonna have a [ __ ] sick bucket hat you're gonna be [ __ ] jealous you're gonna be jealous as all hell Carter boy asked can I have a picture with you okay yeah bro yes you can have a picture with me this is the same as you holding your face up to your monitor watching the stream and taking a picture it's not there's this is not a picture with me this is not no I'm getting mobbed in the [ __ ] virtual Walmart this is not a great shopping experience oh it's getting sturdy on me now let me move let me live dude let me live all right guys thank you pleasure to meet you all actually pleasure to meet you all uh okay I fell I gotta run I gotta Escape I gotta Escape I gotta escape the fans oh yeah this is pretty and this is the coding experience uh okay all right let's go why the [ __ ] who the hell is 2008 Mike yang oh dear God actually that still makes him wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so he's he's like 14 right 14 is too old to have this many points in Roblox [ __ ] virtual Walmart bro 14 is too old you're 14 you shouldn't be playing this all right well I need coins end of the day I need coins he's hacking it's got to be hacking right but I thought Roblox was for like 10 year olds I mean yeah I mean I'm sure some grew up with it and still play it but oh yeah that just Auto puts me in the chair loot box hurry pours oh sheesh oh I had a major come up yeah yes this is what Gaming's about dude running around to collect I'm going to tank Walmart's stock price says guest all right I'm back and I'm ready to buy give me the bucket hat my hair [ __ ] pokes through it so [ __ ] so bad but damn does it look so good all right let me check out one thing again we got uh what is this festive Island all right show me what we got what it's not a teleporter what is it oh you just [ __ ] just the [ __ ] Bridge okay uh just a pointless hole in a bridge electric Island okay play Netflix trivia hosted by Noah schnapp compete in the dance off challenge oh this is all awesome there's a hot dog cart but I wouldn't be interested in that so not really my cup of tea you know what I'm saying not really my thing who's Noah schnapp I wonder tick tocker perhaps next blimp and this is my favorite game in the metaphors people are loving it all right let me where's the Netflix trivia coffee cow thoughts on walamart OMG he is such a metaverse moment dude the coins are everywhere inflation here has got to be a problem actually because there's just an infinite Deluge of coins and they're just sitting out there on the open Street okay DJ booth most timed played 50 minutes not so bad let's see if I can set a record or how do I do it this place is electric during Live Events Live Events I'm sure you've planned out a robust programming schedule too huh this thing's got [ __ ] different artists every day I'm sure what the [ __ ] are you talking about [Laughter] so I logged into Walmart's members and it's [ __ ] empty because they haven't programmed a lot well I just [ __ ] skipped look at that already speedrunning the metaverse all right uh that's awful that is just an awful experience uh uh [ __ ] vlogging to play Mario and nothing's happening that day because they haven't scheduled a Bowser visit this this game is really fun when when there's a Bowser visit but you just gotta wait uh okay cool I will dude what is there to do what is there to do in this metaverse all I got right now oh my God you followed the [ __ ] uh can I do Netflix trivia live concerts I can't do where's where's my tasks this game makes me want to purchase Walmart stock buy the dip dude if this is their future what's funny is we're laughing now we're probably all gonna be in the [ __ ] Walmart meta version 15 years Noah snapping oh yeah Noah snapped didn't [ __ ] log on today Netflix star Noah schnapp didn't log on today so there's actually no trivia but when he's here he loves to ask questions all right what's this this has got to be something to do this will be fun first spin the wheel to get a random outfit okay then continue to the booth stand in front of the camera and press action wow this is awesome okay spin the wheel what did I get okay try it on oh yeah I look good with a random [ __ ] gas tank on my back okay and then take a photo who wants to be in the photo come on get in the ugliest [ __ ] photo I've seen in my life who made this Walmart is a 100 billion dollar company why does this feel so bad this is so much worse than I thought I'm [ __ ] yes dude profile new profile pic #new profile pic bro print screen sheesh it's the candid dude I can't even move I literally can't even moved okay okay thanks guys thanks guys for the photo that was awesome it was a pleasure to meet you all uh okay I think I've done all I need to do in in the metaverse there's a lotto wait can I make can I oh Lottie damn this is what this is wait what is this hit the salon and hit action match the pattern at the top okay this is plant-based nail color cool oh I'm playing all right copy the pattern on the left hand oh uh uh okay oh I got it uh yeah wait shut up it's a hard game it's a [ __ ] hard game all right I got it done give me my points nice bro everyone relax everyone [ __ ] relax oh my God you guys I got it okay I was just keeping it in her time all right let's speed it up all right yep yep done oh easy continue let's speed it up oh yeah oh yeah this is not even a problem boom boom boom boom oh he's [ __ ] Cruising oh oh [ __ ] let's speed it up okay oh my all right uh I have had enough Roblox for one day truly a magical place dude what's crazy look at that look at the [ __ ] dude look at the advertisement for it this is nothing like the experience imagine imagine watching this and then jumping to me going to an empty [ __ ] come back this is nothing that's so funny that is not similar at all uh the crazy thing is thinking of the marketing team that got paid Millions for this facts facts dude good sell um I don't think I need to see anymore I was I pretty much got it across um they went harder on the trade in the game itself yeah because the trailer is what their bosses will see and the people that pay them a lot of money at Walmart will see and the game is what the kids will see so they spend a lot of time in the trailer so they could sell the idea to the executives at Walmart who were bankrolling it and they didn't care much about the game because kids don't give a [ __ ] and then we're gonna play it anyway genius uh let's check out speaking of marketing let's check out the veils video probably just the beginning ladies and gentlemen welcome back to Market but he while I was gone took it upon himself without contacting me or my extensive legal team to create his own marketing Monday while I was in New Zealand he wanted to create his own and he titled his video something like well actually title is [ __ ] video this streamer stole my channel and he put my face and put a purple border and basically just made a [ __ ] H direct thumbnail just to make someone think that this is on my channel uh uh because you put the [ __ ] purple Border in my face and you titled it as if this streamer even though this is on your Channel ah uh yeah pretty pretty smart marketing uh it legit worked I know it's a one out of ten look it's crushing uh so let's see how he did on his own version of marketing money I noticed he's got a green screen with my background of books you know but I'd actually read those books to put him in there I didn't just [ __ ] put a picture up so ladies and gentlemen welcome back to marketing Monday on Thursday November 17th this is wins and fails we'll talk about that's pretty good over there because I do often forget the date and I check it I always start by pausing and then checking the bottom right of my screen to see what the date is all the wins and fails in the world of business and marketing we've been pretty crazy night I mean you know with Twitter shutting down and everything I think uh for the first fail of the day it goes to uh the fans of of you know putting the [ __ ] screen transition [Laughter] I'm gonna [ __ ] waste of time [Laughter] big a that went to the wrong place you can see that uh Aiden and him went to Wellington in New Zealand today there's a bunch of virgins it's really good never seen so many people that haven't had sex in one place a bunch of people thought that they were going to Wellington because a truck told them where to go and it so this is all the people foreign let me make sure I'm not covering your face up so we can see uh we'll move the chat down definitely not a good one people that that Aiden invited because everybody else went to Wellington and that was a different entirely different place so uh fail to those people in my opinion next I'll I'll get to it we can talk about uh we can talk about Mr musk Elon Musk was in the in the news this week a bunch you know I don't know if you guys know who Elon Musk is or that he bought Twitter this week he took to further in complaining on Twitter talking about uh how it was poorly performing on Android and uh I'm gonna think of a failed Elon here because uh his own website or though the readers the users of his own website majority uh cited his own tweet as completely Incorrect and I love this presented to us from us bro you obviously don't know if you watch marketing Monday you would know that this would be a win okay you always do the opposite oh ah yeah what's up I'm not live with someone no I'm just live okay what's up oh I'm wrapping up here I'm just watching the veils video okay very cool say hi to him why what's up isn't that your room he's room he's yeah he's in my room he filmed it here okay sorry no are you sure all right all right all right I didn't know I didn't know I I actually yeah I'm gonna I have to let me watch this let me watch this anyway this would be a this would be a win I would have said like uh I'm gonna give a huge win to Elon this week for putting his entitled engineers in line or something like that and then I would you know the whole point is you always flip it even long after the point of flipping it and the joke has gotten old you flip it every single time Stephen Italian Elon Musk Monticelli I'm making [ __ ] up I get a fact checked five miles on the 44 billion dollar website I'm around a media a bunch of developers that actually work on the stuff he was talking about came out and said he's totally full of [ __ ] hope you guys know this but Elon may not be the genius that he talked about could be it could be crazy he definitely uh okay maybe with rockets right but uh this is pretty planned huh holy moly you put a lot of work into this you got the whole [ __ ] you got everything wait let me see if I can put the chats up there you go you do though uh when these guys proved him wrong on the internet he immediately fired him okay well it wants me to sign up for Bloomberg in order to skip past that one but they fired those Engineers he put out a thing on slack to uh have all of the HR people go through everybody's individual conversations and anybody who is [ __ ] talking him make like a list of all their things so that he could go through and decide who needs to be fired so last night he said on the email late in the evening because elon's been staying overnight who knows what he's working on because every feature they've added so far he's kind of well kind of kind of sucked yeah with the verification and so you would in chat if you're a Twitter blue person you know you got that verification tab class system that's cool he said on the email telling people that that from now on it was going to be Twitter 2.0 you know he was being honest that that from now on it's going to be way worse uh to work there and then told people uh that they're down for this uh adventure with him to click a link I mean who wants to do more work at their job for Less recognition more controversy can't talk [ __ ] about your boss or critique or correct him at all oh and also you have to go back into the office because you did that well I mean some of this is just legit marketing Monday I thought these are all gonna be kind of trolls I mean you know that you just put that that was a good piece of news yeah I don't know that was good uh uh uh if it is legit though let's see Elon musketon's Twitter there's a lot on this then Sammy SBJ SPF svf is a hard stuck bronze CEO Thanksgiving dinner ruined by Rising inflation race let me see this another fail another fail coming in for all of us actually as uh inflation you know keeps ramping up I have put in inflation as a win and fail until like the last 15 wins and fails Thanksgiving dinner next week could cost you like 20 more with things like turkey going up like five dollars pumpkin pie American favorite going up a dollar let's go Brandon right old sleepy Joe at the wheel is it feeling very festive as the rising inflation uh looks to be costing the average I don't munch on Golden Grahams during wins and fails just to be clear if I'm eating Golden Grahams on stream it's because we're [ __ ] watching Community or something I'm not in the middle of giving a talk on something with business and [ __ ] launching crunching down golden Grands consumer more at no I'm not doing I'm not really getting us into the holiday spirit oh I'm not really feeling very festive I'm not really giving thanks right now for my uh Thanksgiving meal if it's gonna cost me an arm and a leg but you know who is winning this holiday season the storefront the corporations are giving thanks Walmart and Target are uh uh are at a little bit of a battle although Target seems to be uh reporting a little bit of a loss Walmart their third quarter sales Rose almost 10 so I'm actually going to talk about this uh uh I would well I mean you're just talking about the Battle that's fine I'm I I do want to talk about this Target's dropping like 2.7 with different things like Walmart you know handles more of the average consumers grocery shopping because it's cheaper Target uh markets more towards fun fines targeted seems reporting a loss makes a little bit more sense just because things like grocery the essentials uh cost a little bit more there their average uh customer base seems to be people that are more Rich so as people hold more money there or look for sales one of the key things that they can do to kind of save a little bit more pinch their pennies a little bit more it's just a switch from it maybe buying groceries at Target to shopping at Walmart so that explains the uh uptick a little bit for Walmart and a little bit of the downtick for Target still both winning this holiday season as those markups go right back down to their pockets Target is reporting though another 600 million in Lost profit what they're saying is an organized crime ring with the company gross margin rate dropping 28 to 25 this year it's uh not looking good but apparently they are blue and Chad is part of the organized crime ring that is fleecing Target dry who who is part of the people stealing [ __ ] deodorant from Walmart or from Target at scale blaming this on shoplifters believe it or not when people can't afford things they just steal them who would have thought I'm gonna give that one a big old fail to Target big old fake that's where I would have said just don't be poor that's a good that's always a good joke to throw in whenever we're talking about anything related to Poverty just say don't be poor the chat loves it eats it right up uh the veil I honestly one do want to watch wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm sorry wait what is this right one more second I notice in here that you have I do have to go because Ari Ari wants to hang out and we want to watch uh we might watch Andor actually I'm noticing you have a rocket money ad read despite the fact that you personally are not sponsored by rocket money those people another story kind of related to it I found it hard to kind of weave in mortgage rates thankfully the uh the biggest drought this week since 1981 that's huge so if you're somehow during this recession looking to uh buy a house now is the time at which point I'm gonna remind you make sure you buy tickets mobile chess boxing event in California and so it you know travel's a good investment so make sure that you uh spend money to watch Nathan's stands either losing chess or beat the [ __ ] out of a GM I think is is probably a good idea the other way that you can save money I'm not getting paid for it it'll be clear Nathan's dance will beat boxbox inboxing he's gonna get his ass kicked in chess I'll say it I love Nathan's dance to death he is my boy as my dog he's my day one I've played chess with him he's not beating boxbox bro and in fact as far as I know nobody wins chess boxing on the boxing because you have to knock them out completely which is really hard to do I think stands is gonna [ __ ] hit him with a good couple right hooks but I don't care how dizzy boxbox gets stance blunders his Queen like he's been hit with [ __ ] six rights by Mike Tyson okay there's no shot there's just there's no [ __ ] shot stance is gonna lose chest no matter what but he's gonna [ __ ] he's gonna he's gonna be a strong ass boxer this big a probably is is for signing up for Rocket money rocket money app and and cancel subscriptions that you don't need anymore trim the fat yeah all your subscription services see what I did there finally for everybody's favorite portion of marketing Monday it's the one the only was that Beijing what's up Beijing couple of updates here from China China I want to know I want to know it's w for what's up Beijing uh it seems that uh United States and China peace talks are going pretty good uh we've been kind of at each other's throats for a little yeah intentions as a situation in Ukraine with Russia is is getting pretty tense there's the threat of nuclear war and with that kind of uh being something that people like into the situation in Taiwan uh Z expressed this week a condemnation on uh the use of nuclear Powers anyway yeah we talked about this this is actually already on marketing Monday I think uh the transitions are [ __ ] crazy and the AdWords create this is all pretty pretty well done I'll watch the full thing I just really I have to go for Ari uh shout outs to the veil check out his full video uh surprisingly shockingly uh accurate on uh on uh all the details with that and the tabs too that's funny uh guys I have to go uh much love thanks for watching today sorry I've been uh [ __ ] out of the [ __ ] woodwork um I probably I'm doing Thanksgiving tomorrow we're doing it tomorrow not today so I might not even be live tomorrow uh here's the thing I'm I'm thinking for Monday Monday uh probably Saturday I mean ideally Saturday but really the idea is Monday hit the [ __ ] ground running daily long streams I've really freed up my schedule got everything back on track I caught up on some of the New Zealand stuff um my goal is is Monday to [ __ ] Sunday uh shout out to the veil check him out guys that's the [ __ ] plan uh uh sevens have a great night uh I will be live tomorrow to watch community almost certainly but that will be it because I'm doing Thanksgiving for most of the day and Ari's brother and people are coming up so um what's right Connery's pants Connor it's Ben's Connery spins thanks you guys for watching uh thanks for tuning in today that was fun thanks again to factor meals for their support of get smarter Thursdays uh again big fan of them I I mean I literally I I've said it so many times so I feel weird when I say it but I use the product all the time I think most of you would enjoy it I think anybody in a situation that I was in when I first got into meal services would would find factor to be really satisfying and I know people including like Ludwig's like Shake drizzle um uh I mean the yard boys were using it before they even started their own sponsorship but people have been using them they're they're they're pretty good I mean they solve a serious problem anyway uh all right bye guys have fun thanks later

yo yo yo y I had a good nap I had a I had a good day good day good nap how are you guys doing is anyone [ __ ] ready dude God I'm pumped um thank goodness you went live I almost wrote A House episode about you in chat feel like I did start to see you do that already so don't say almost don't say almost when you started doing it that's [ __ ] bad right uh hello hello hello bro it's so late oh get over it quit you're ketching dude I saw someone at the beginning said almost boarded my flight but then big a went live that's real dedication that's someone who said no thanks I W boarded and got off their flight so they could watch what's the plan read the title read the room that's the plan learn how to segue into a situation that's the plan I skipped my mom's funeral to be here she would have wanted this T1 has never lost to an LPL team and it happening tonight are you sure about that T's never lost to an LPL team what about MSI I'm sure they have um if T1 wins worlds are you updating the tattoo I'm updating the tattoo if they get to finals bro I'm doing before don't do afterwards I skipped my own birth for this stream oldest Atri viewer uh is this the Grand Final [ __ ] no you think I'd be streaming the Grand Final I'd be there this is the I'll show you the bracket I'll catch you up you know what teach a man to fish you know what I'm saying I don't have to be always uh yelling at people I can I can I can uh educate them uh World schedule let me show you what's happening let me show you what what world you're walking into okay ladies and gentlemen this is the current bracket for League of Legends worlds do you notice something waybo gaming Billy Billy gaming Beijing jdg and one more team China China China China and T1 if T1 doesn't win tonight xiin ping wins okay that's what I've been saying xiin ping wins China dominates the whole Earth every other country gives up we're all part of the belon road and we all literally have to say the Chinese naal at them every morning in every country across the world it's required if we don't win this so it's down to T1 last hope this [ __ ] Squad of Legends of goats of literal goats right here this man 10 years ago he won a title and he's still out here doing it talk talk big game on chovi chovy's out uh so yeah I'm excited bro I'm [ __ ] stoked I think it's going to be a damn good game if they win it's gonna get even more hype if they win the next one a my hype's going to be off the charts uh do Pros have restrictions of playtime like Chinese teenagers that Chinese teenager restriction thing uh they did a [ __ ] longitudinal study on it launch tole completely made upward thrown in there uh it didn't reduce gaming play time at all actually was going to include it wins and fails uh they checked gaming play time is not down so it's it hasn't worked uh my snack of choice tonight is peanut butter crunch thank you to the captain [Music] Captain Crunch does go hard TBF what is TBF no to be fair TBH is what I prefer but I prefer you to be honest than fair you know what I'm saying to be fair could be like um you could lie to save someone's feelings to be fair I want your honesty um big a do you think this League of Legends game will ever become mainstream or do you think it'll stay under the radar do you know I'm I'm actually just so I can make sure I wake the [ __ ] up I'm gonna turn the lights uh I think this game could make it mainstream I swear to God something about this game tells me under Wolfie thank you for the raid under Wolfie let me see if I can turn this light my light down here a little bit there we go there we go there we go I'll never get my sub thaned never gooey bum I'm sure I've said your for junior thinkk of for the 100 bits Colonel canoli think of the 11 months yo big when is round two on the sigma tanks oh you know we're cooking up an extra big batch cuz the last batch of Sigma tanks sold so well I said get your biggest Factory I want you to get two or even three sweat shops on this cuz we're going to need to make millions of these for the next for the next shipment and I want to be left holding I said I'll I'll pay up front I said I'll give you I said Put it on this highin credit card and just print as many as you possibly can because I know I'll sell every single one that's what I said so I'm pretty I'm pretty excited um 500k or dinner with hudat that's such a tough call that's such a tough call you know what I'm saying 500k is a lot of money but like dinner with hudat might motivate you to uh uh not have to live with negn you know what I'm saying if you if you hang out with hudat and you're like damn I don't I do not want to live with nneg uh you might motivated to start grinding and how much time is it starting do you want me to do it for you or do you think you possibly figure it out yourself do you think possibly I'm just asking if you need me to do it just say please please please streamer man I don't know how to Google I am an adult or nearing and haven't figured out how to do a basic Google search please use your time on stream and tell me how to [ __ ] figure out time zones and clocks and when things start uh Spore hey dude I know you like talking about marketing but when is house happening it's like I'm not even doing marketing it's not even that's neither there's actually the type of the content that really is only for me because of the people in the chat who even um know of League of Legends only a smaller portion of them even give a [ __ ] about T1 and of those you know what I'm saying we're we're getting into real but I love T1 I always have loved T1 and I'm very excited because I really feel like this is the year that Faker gets his fourth dude and just cements himself as one I mean he already has really but cements himself just UN in indubitably hro what is your opinion on did I'll answer any questions so we have we so I did let me answer this question for you to be honest schedule this game it's going to start in 50 minutes 48 minutes is when the broadcast starts I think it start in from an hour after that so we really got like an hour 50 I'm probably going to watch some [ __ ] I got some videos I want to watch we might [ __ ] I don't know what we'll do we'll Vibe but I'll answer questions so yeah you got a question I'll answer it quick Trilogy run uh quick Trilogy run huh it would be fun to just uh boot it up and see what I can do with the whatever strats I remember uh the nachos think 15 months yo big I'm picking up In-N-Out what do you want whatever you think pairs well with a [ __ ] box of uh cold I mean not cold um zero milk Captain Crunch crunch you know what I'm saying just [ __ ] a box of Captain Crunch dry dry dry was the word I was thinking of I wasn't cold raw do you think faker's wearing a sigma tank under his jersey I think he might wear it over I think there's a real shot and we can all agree on this let's be fair there's a real shot Faker shows up on stage today without a jersey just wearing the sigma tank the hrock nickname hoodie open the Enron cap and perhaps he even made custom pants I never sold pants really maybe he sold his he made custom like big a pants or something I think that's real I think that's I'm not saying it's 100% to happen obviously his team might force him to wear the Jersey but I think if it was up to him I think that's a really good shot of that hey big what's the dollar uper limit for dinner with Faker oh that I would pay I mean honestly I don't know what we would talk about hey David off thank you for the 10 gifed um I don't I don't really speak my korean's very Rusty ever since I left Korea um so League huh I just don't I think we' have a tough time communicating and that would be an expensive dinner but I think I mean for the meme of it 10K which is that's a [ __ ] that's a lot of money that's a lot of money and the video I would make would not make that back but that would be I think it'd be worth it uh I don't think more than that though uh tell Fizz yeah thing is I don't speak Korean so it would be me like telling him in English and then he would nod along politely but not understand any of it does that that tracking View at all bucket list I I have met Faker I met Faker at a party I told the story I met Faker at a party my favorite part of that party was um Austin show was there and I was talking to him in line because he was about to talk to the CEO I mean the entire party was about Faker and it was a T1 party and it was around worlds last year and it was like a big deal and then Austin show was Googling who Faker was he had like Google Images open try [Music] to because he was going to meet with the CEO of [ __ ] T1 everyone's in T1 jerseys I met him I met him okay we met we locked eyes we locked eyes let's go Faker Baby by the way if you guys are looking for a healthy um a light healthy fun snack that sort of can like give you your recommended vitamins and minerals while still being tasty to eat peanut butter crunch peanut butter crunch it actually mixes has a lot of uh really it has um so many vitamins and you put that together and that thing just first of all goes down smooth and second of all you'll start to you'll start to bulk up even it's like good for you it's like really good for you name five riboflavin thamin nasin potassium iron uh vitamin B all in here all in here baby you don't need vegetables when you got peanut butter crunch I was a gingi frog due to stands but they what they bottled so let's go T1 by the way I've never watched or played the game yeah all right uh the T1 train might not have room you know what I'm saying for a [ __ ] geni bandwagoner into T1 bandwagoner into not knowing anything about league but we'll see where's your whistle [ __ ] I do need my whistle for tonight for the T1 train [ __ ] every eltk fans T1 the world should be a T1 bandwagoner today xiin ping this is his plan this is his plan world domination happens whenever he gets a full complete top four if he gets a top four League of Legends it's complete and utter domination it's like the Infinity Stones yeah you only need four of them if it's China China China China it's over he wins every other country has to hand over the keys um I care about law the same way a wife does when their husband likes football big a is passionate about it so I try to do my best to engage in it that's weird we're not married we're not married first of all it's like you don't you don't have to Bro there's actually I you know what it's [ __ ] hot in here is actually the real problem and it's only getting hotter when I start screaming and running around and yell about T1 [Music] T1 T1 T1 uh do you ever sleep with your doggo my dog's over 70 pound uh my dog's [ __ ] way smaller than that but I do yeah she at the foot of our bed every night uh League of Legends or Hitman what do you mean in what context uh if we win is that a new tattoo they need to win one more if they win tonight and the semis then I'll update my tattoo for 20123 uh and then ideally fly to the finals although I've just really found found out they cracked down on reselling so [ __ ] hard this year cuz last year was a disaster so every ticket has to be like matched to your [ __ ] ID and they don't allow easy transfers and so it's actually very difficult to get a ticket uh I've been asking around and it's like you kind of had to be there when it open they don't let you resell and so um [Music] hold a ticket right now no I can't get one they sold out in August instantly within 10 minutes the finals sold out in 10 minutes so now I'm asking my uh my friend who worked at twitch Korea he doesn't work there anymore though was the problem to see if he knows anything I'm I'm I'm trying to I mean Faker if I have to I can ask him and he can get me one because we're tight like that but I don't want to have to stress him out before the game uh how do they sell out so fast if you can't scalp It's A League of Legends file in Korea Final in Korea dude they got fans my understanding is they just fans I don't there's literally no place to scalp it I checked all over there's there's no scalps um so I just got to find I mean I I think I'm dedicated enough I got I don't know I got some ways that I'm going try but I it's it's not easy I thought it would be easy and it's not and I thought I could throw money at it and I can't so has Faker ever won a worlds I'm so sorry because you didn't ask a tough a bad question and you have a lot of chat history and you're an eight Monon sub but you are timed out I'm just looking to time you out but uh I I Am timing you out and if you ask anything like that again you'll be banned obviously that is the stupidest question I've ever heard in my life has Michael Jord picked up basketball I don't know I don't know I I don't know what the [ __ ] you talking about bro has Faker ever won a World he's won more worlds than any man alive uh alive but not all time mean you think there's a dead League of Legends player out there with four worlds rip to [ __ ] I don't know who hot shot GG hey I might not be able to get you a World's ticket but I can get you a Taylor Swift ticket if you want crazy that's harder uh no thank you August and after the 13 months wet winter the 15 months 15 months my sub can have her kinera now as a certified Latino I'm sure this is a big deal for you 15 months not 15 years first of all second of all don't appropriate my culture third of all I was going to say banned but I'm on a Banning spree show did you go to the magic act thing I'm not done it yet but we did schedule it yeah I'm going I'm going to the magic castle with a with a chatter because they can get me in uh which is cool which is [ __ ] cool is sp SPF playing in Worlds or is he banned for being too good jeni might pick him up he chokes less than chovi so they they might replace him you know what I'm saying they might sponsor him to do like a jail Work Release [Music] thing if you get a transfer ticket for 8K would you 2K flights wait what do you mean 8K including the flights if it's a good seat probably yeah probably round trip flight Korea uh like a good like a floor seat yeah I'd be dumb um I bet Stan was molding after gingi almost W and through he didn't stay up fake fan dude that's the problem if if Stan had stayed up they would have won on God guaranteed [Music] Hitman or League keep one the other is banished what a stupid question I would get rid of League every day of the week I play league I haven't played league in Years bro I just watch it I just watch it uh you just played it with st you think I I love that moment so much I would want to keep it you think that League game we played with the [ __ ] toxic trendir who held us hostage for an hour was so valuable to me that I'm like I'll get rid of Hitman a game I really enjoy so I can do more of that no I don't think so no I don't think so T1 World Champs let's [ __ ] go thank you for that Nano splitter thank you for the nine months mommy is a was 16 months uh Damon Corp the 19 months Tim in toron did you see this crazy Faker play did in solo queue he has the best cnra known to man bro I should have known because I was thinking the first thing I thought when you link me that I was like Faker has not played syndra this is not a syndra meta and Faker has been playing cnra so I was like there's no [ __ ] way there's no [ __ ] way like maybe he played [ __ ] silus in Solo q but he didn't play cnra and then I [ __ ] clicked it and it was a [ __ ] goddamn Rick Roll and if it was anyone but Tim I would have banned you right there actually Tim has 90 timeouts Tim why you got 90 timeouts that's a lot of time that's the most I've ever seen that's the most I've ever seen and none of them are from me Dyk Matt thank you for the prime never XXXX thank you for 12 months uh spugatti thank you for three months uh big update contract update woo wait [Music] we officially pass the number of entrance of the Miami contract meaning this is now the single most entered Hitman contest ever with the largest prize pool ever uh which is sick the [ __ ] runs that I've already seen are fantastic I think this will be a great video uh already and I think there's more stuff to come that I haven't even seen and I haven't even really watched it all I mean there's like [ __ ] 80 videos for me to watch and I watch like six um when is the stream for that Friday Friday of next week uh is when I reveal these [ __ ] winners and then the video comes out January 1st um I've never played hit would you watch my run if I submit it I'll I'm probably going to watch all of the runs that are submitted that's my plan uh so yeah I'll watch it and some of them might even get featured like if you're a casual player who is your first run if you get it I mean it has to be probably under 10 even I mean yeah you're looking for an under 10 um I think if you're a casual player your goal should be to beat an under 10 that's my that's what I would say if you've never played Hitman before I think you can you can try it out work with it and then see if you can beat it with five star under 10 minutes and you should feel accomplished I think that would be really good that would put you in the top [ __ ] 1% of Hitman players to be honest I think 10 minutes 10 minutes 10 minutes 10 minutes um and then if you really want to put some effort into it I think you can beat five so I think like that should be your start if you're not a speedrunner but you put time into it I think beat five and that's sick and then the the threes and the twos are where it's like like [ __ ] pretty good pretty damn good [Music] um wait what hey I do cyber security white hat activism and I could maybe find a tear that would legally get you in what do you mean you're gonna [ __ ] hack the [ __ ] League of Legends world's ticket system to get me a ticket I'm going to show up and get arrested I'm going to fly to [ __ ] Korea present my ID and get arrested that's that's awesome that's a really good idea I'm very much looking forward to that uh r live wait really oh they're starting early one hour all right we're all going to stare at this for one hour and dance oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you scare that [ __ ] out of me whoa you hear I thought it was the literal T1 train running me over hey babe Chad you haven't even wish AR happy birthday yet that's a nice one no it's mine I want it too no your mine is I don't know where the other one is it on the couch or something maybe this one's lower everyone say happy birthday thank you thank you thank you thank you was it just her birthday today was her birthday yeah still it still is for 30 minutes for us USA frog USA frogs only yeah West Coast frogs only really like our country is so big we have four time zones get [ __ ] everyone else actually Russia probably has more right yeah but like they only have like a million people or something you think Russia only has 1 million people I think that the population of Russia is lower than USA popul yeah but and it's like more land you know China only has one does China only have one time zone no China's big enough I believe that no I think it probably has one Australia has three wait how many is Canada have how many time zones how many time zones does Canada have Canada you know what I Googled it and Google says who cares can you believe that I that's weird that's the first a top response who cares wait I I was interested I was seriously interested but what are you going to do look up USA because I forgot Hawaii and Alaska oh yeah get [ __ ] how many time zones does USA have yeah six baby eight eight eight eight number one number one number one I I I like choo choo for that all board bab we're on the T1 train today okay I have a funny story what's your funny story what's a quirk okay like Brandon ordered ginger tea thinking it had caffeine in it that's not a story that's not a story that's just like a well I can milk it if you want like make up all these [ __ ] details spectacor says what an idiot yeah that's what I said what an idiot hilarious it's very much herbal tea and he got like this much thinking it would like heal his Eep CU I was a little eepe and so I was like I need something to give me a a a boost and so I got this tea but like I didn't know that until much later otherwise I would have told him like R you got to get green tea at [Laughter] least so that's the funny story yeah I that one needs to go sorry what can I tell where we went today oh yeah we went to the laa Tar Pits we went to the pits the Tar Pits we saw there literal actual asphalt pits in the middle of the city that's crazy to me and mastadons and they're like tigers they're like and then like you can smell it it smells like fresh road work this is what I was so crazy cuz I like I I didn't think that was cool at all which is crazy to me like you could smell it it smells like asphalt and I was like yeah that's I did know that France had so much time zones cuz they control everything wait France has multiple because of like Tahiti and stuff like that like France still owns that no way of course they do it's called French Polynesia no way yeah how many time zones does France have 12 see it's like CU they control everything I've just realized that the time zone method is a bad way of of measuring country success I take it all back it's not a good way that being said back we should measure by number of guns and that's you know um it was very cool and I think it shocking that Brian doesn't think it's cool and like I wish we could do a poll to see if it's cool or not well we can't so well you're trying to waste time right so I think it's a perfect time waster no we cannot we do a PO we cannot do a poll on whether asphalt smell is co a poll no that's not I'm saying if the tarpits are cool or not I thought they were cool but I didn't think the fact that there was like tar smell I was just saying that those pits that are active is very very cool in the middle of the city yeah like you could see like like an apartment complex right across the street like it's crazy to me I like I don't know why you don't think that's cool and then there's like there's always stuck stuff in there and the keep digging out fossils like it's crazy yeah that was cool like ring Cho Chu if it's crazy you know that was there dinosaurs or was it all mastodons and stuff there was no dinosaurs to my knowledge I don't think there was any dinosaur well it was ice stage stuff so of course there was no din yeah it was all like see like yeah M on pygmy Mammoth and like birth and bir and saber-tooth tigers dir wolves there was like a thousand direwolf skulls like game of [ __ ] idiots dinosaurs never existed L just one Theory I don't know if I I thought you going to do a poll I'm not any bugs you have plenty of Beatles and like insects and stuff and then sloths yeah yeah yeah um a game theory I would like to see the game theory on Evolution you know or the game theory on [ __ ] please say hi to Dr battle hello Dr battle dinosaurs are all ped actors Evangelical creationism yeah uh if dinosaurs were in the ark they could be in the pits that is true yeah they we forgot to factor that in that they were on the arc unicorns could be in the pit okay I'm going to take a big hit ready okay damn what a chiller whoa that really kicks what I don't know what people say smoke wo that really kicks I don't know like it's such a rush but I'm trying to be in Focus here and I feel like I keep pulling back okay I'm trying to definitely fit in in the in the [ __ ] that weird guy right is anyone is a friend in chat right now friend any friends in chat they're all friends it's my chat that's such a pair of social they're all friends every one of them every CH say me if you're a friend okay oh I saw spectacle hello he's the one that's not he's the only one that's not I can't read cuz everyone's just spamming dumb stuff well I'm in the wrong occupation then because that is what this job is this is a job really isn't there like a highlighted thing that people have a highlighted thing like to I don't miss them would everyone would do it no I know but you do it no I know I can't highlight you can't like highlight their name like designate an important somehow no okay oh no there there's I can't read WR message aing and you can see it but does that help in any way no it doesn't Hello everyone why are people saying 1 million coins oh uh oh it is yeah I guess you can if you have enough atra coin uhhuh you can highlight your message but it costs 1 million is that a little cruel did someone do it or something wait test wow it works did someone do it wait someone did it I think that's why they were saying like RP a million but how do you find out I don't see it can't you just who punted a million keep going almost almost I don't see it well someone's probably done it is that it no I don't think anyone's done it are you sure people were just saying no they were just saying what it oh it's pandone wait okay is that a friend pandone just dropped the mill to say minus one mil what a flex self-fulfilling you know what a flex don't know wall is that what they called Dono Walling I I read it out loud it's not what they call Dono Walling well then why did they say Dono wall in the chat babe I don't know all right I can't keep up with these fools they're just saying whatever okay are you going to thinka did it user kifa what did he say he said there is what I didn't miss that message Chat there's nothing to say to that it's the same thing okay what if every sub you blew the whistle okay take off that thing so I can read it all right what every St you blew the whistle can't say my RS two months thank you can't say my RS wi thank you for the prime the Bob thank you for the 13 months wait didn't you thank those already no I haven't thank you got to wish sub Happy Head whistle thank you for the months nickid snake thank for the four months uh 10 10 whistles please from Isaiah's 10 gift wait I think I went over sucks for you nerd thank you for the sub oh okay that was interesting otter pirate with the five gifted five please OMG Leah malicious demise Tupperware wait why is this happening all right well thank you everyone for the subers wet winter with the 10 [Music] gifted no they need to count all right wet wicher is not spending his hard earn cash I hope it's not too to get half ass whistle blows all the isn't there like a thing called hype train it's very topical it is quite topical what I've realized is that when I blow the whistle I find it to be very fun and I assume everyone else loves it but when it's blown in my ear I don't actually like it that much you have plugs in though like I actually I prefer it when I'm the one blowing take a h and I think it's cuz the way that I do it is more cool every time I take I have to inhale more and more so I feel a f like I'm suck like you're you're like a jewel fiend oops I need a new pod or however it works it's a cart now oh thank you for the GI um the birthday I lost H TR I will sub denounce Dr carbonation wait did you do did you think those two I'll denounce him I mean I again I think his crimes they're is that they're not fit for polite Society that's for sure thank you how he's a rebel he he doesn't obey the rules that we've sort of Shackled ourselves with so I'll denounce him I'll denounce him I'll say he's he's the only man crazy enough to do what he does which is shake things up uh Focus yeah for sure I yeah absolutely oh thanks for the gifted Colton R how how thank you for gifting a tier one sub to Elon Musk is that sepy thank you for the tier one Jay soccer thank you for the four I whistled for those though Ari has made big a more money in the past 10 minutes than he has in two days I doubt that's true that's not true what all the YouTube you know I don't I'm not responsible for that true that's not true I like like holding the whistle is that why you've been blurry all this time that your camera kind suck it's it's distance-based blurry do people not understand how like Focus work they focus focus focus camera um I was going to say that oh yeah I bet you all want to hold the whistle huh yeah I do no everybody in chat okay there's more Brandon my whistle my whistle you can't reach down my pants chat in Street [Laughter] wait we you got to take the sub you can't put the whistle in your pants thank you overclock p uh give one sub to Faker someone gifted a sub to Faker yeah he's already subbed I'm sure that's crazy I'm going to take a look oh you know what it's just laps cuz he's at Worlds but that's the only reason it worked but otherwise he would have had it he had it for a long time he's a 38 month babe you're not taking the sub one and done is it like football or is it like baseball it's a best of five tonight this is the standings if T1 you tonight though if T1 wins tonight they go to the semis top four okay so and if not they're eliminated or is there like a loser no they're out awkward that is awkward cuz if they lose you're going to be mad I'll be sad I won't be mad you'll be mad I'm not like a British chav annoyed and every a I'll be sad you'll be sad I'm not like a [ __ ] soccer hooligan I'll be I'm not saying you're going to Rite but you're going to be mad I'm not looking I'll be mopy is what I'll be I'll be like [ __ ] depressed like I hope that they would please cuz I want to be match stop saying mad they're saying monka W like I'm a [ __ ] British like a chav yeah like a chave dude like a guy [ __ ] loses there's mine my I'm just going to mope around uh all right let's watch internet historian okay bye bab good luck thanks bye thanks for what uh for the for the traa uh all right uh internet historian let's just watch this for fun you let's have let's have a good time let's it doesn't matter what happens in the result of the game tonight would we all love T1 to win sure yeah is that the only acceptable outcome yes uh but we can we can just chill and we can relax and we can watch this [ __ ] show and have a good time I am become fancy theater I want to turn the lights on all right mute this title is um get smarter Saturday then new tattoo incoming I will update my current tattoo if they get to finals um all right let's see internet historian brought to you by [Music] nordvpn tskk tskk T where's my look at you uncult unsophisticated sure middle class no don't speak you'll just make me grow up I'd say cover up with this wait is that what it said I didn't I didn't what did it say brought to you by nordvpn uh this video means to it doesn't say anything about it where does he ask where does it say that uh re-uploading to YouTube Bro re-uploading to YouTube feel free to react [ __ ] chill chill bro t t look at you uncultured you guys are uncultured he's talking to you because you can't read unsophisticated middle [Music] class no don't speak you'll just make me throw up I'd say cover up with this but I'm afraid that you'd get your head stuck in the sleeve and his fixi I'm stuck listen lowor don't you want to be fine fine don't you want to be fancy yeah like that's French I'll tell you what makes you fancy and I hate to bring this up again because this is not sponsored but if you want to feel fancy in a group bring out a nice bowl of peanut butter crunch it instantly refines your palette people think of you as sort of a taste maker in the group uh that satisfying Crunch and that healthy aftertaste again rybo flaven is in this thing so you know it's good for you you know it's got what the body craves now that's PB I don't expect you to know what it means but I have some good news before this financial year ends I have decided to make a charitable deduction it's you champ for you see I can have premarital set there virus I have made several videos though which will show you how to Bluff your way to the inner circles undetected yes by the time the elites find out Neon Genesis Evangelion is psychological and intense it will be too late I get you in you eat all the your and we get out that's the plan and let's begin your instruction with theater the YouTube premium of upper society and the first section Symphony the first period of performance that's called Baroque from 1600 to 1750 this featured bark and Baldi wait is this is this [Laughter] just okay I'm I'm getting the conceit here this is a series of videos teaching me how to be fancy and this one's all about the theater so you're just going to teach me okay all right now there was also a guy named jipe tartini and he was the best one of them all because one evening he had dream where the devil showed up and presented him with a deal the devil would become his teacher and impart on him everything he knew about music yes once tartini had learned everything he could he handed over his violin and asked the devil to play okay the devil played the greatest musical piece that tartini had ever heard tartini woke up with a gasp and he tried to recreate what he had heard in the dream and what he wrote down was his most famous piece the best thing he had ever written and he said this is shite compared that is such incredible marketing for the time you know what I'm saying instead of saying hey I wrote this new piece it's kind of good saying the devil came to me in a dream he showed me the most beautiful piece of art ever created and I have made a humble human tribute I think that at the time goes [ __ ] crazy I think you have to hear it I I'm always impressed by the fact that like I don't know maybe I'm crazy but I feel like nowadays there's any anyone really sit around and just listen to people play piano that's got to be so rare right I know there's a few but does that that doesn't happen a lot you guys do that regularly you go to piano recital you go to now now of you who are not musicians so that means somebody who's not a musician but goes to watch someone play piano no you guys are lying you're lying you're absolutely lying that's not that VD diagram does not exist bro no way yual Wang next year who's yual Wang you so you're man you're gonna go and just see this person play piano and that's it I guess this must be real because she is a famous pianist which means she goes around and plays and people just [ __ ] listen I feel like if you're not a musician how can you even I'm I'm being sincere here I'm not trying to appear uncultured I just can't imagine like sitting there and it Blowing Me Away um yeah it's crazy to me uh it's like watching a LOL proo carry in the Top Lane oh now I get it oh maybe I'll go to one oh no no no no no no okay okay I see it's like the shy dude why didn't you just say that it's like King in on hro okay now we're talking the original this is nothing better than a tribute and that's where you get the Tenacious D song from he named this piece the devil's Trill and he claimed that the difference between his version and the version in the dream was so great that he would have smashed his viin and quit music forever had he not needed it for his job classical 1750 to 1830 Mozart and Beethoven show up like now Beethoven was famously known for going death once that happened everyone told him that he should just quit music forever but he just wouldn't hear it anyway there's so much I could say about these two did Beethoven and Mozart ever meet did Beethoven and Mozart ever meet Beethoven met Mozart in 1787 um what did Mozart say about Beethoven Mozart heard the Young Beethoven play and said Mark that young man he will make a name for himself in the world that's [Laughter] crazy that's crazy but that's only one source because Wikipedia says it can't be determine they actually met interesting Romantic Era now that's when everybody started I just wait I'm sorry um uh sorry Mozart heard a young Beethoven play and said mark my words that man will be a legend that reminds me of when a young atriarch saw skt1 faker's very first professional game and said he's a genius artist and the mid lane is his brother R this guy faker's men relatively unknown until now pretty clear he's the real deal here's the faker my new favorite mid wow interesting interesting interesting I feel like he called it kissing and it's my favorite great peace M oh you played wonderfully too mAh we also enjoyed listening Mah m m all you need to know about this one is chopan and buros buros however was not getting any kisses he was relatably painfully single living alone in Paris cringe the city of love so here's how it started he's there and he's in his early 20s and he is looking for a newf so one day he attends a Shakespearean play and on stage he spots an actress and he immediately falls in love with her he wrote her many notes confessing his L terrible that's not good she like a [ __ ] parasocial like watch a twitch stream or something started sending letter that's not seems pretty DN bad but her DMS went unreplied mhm so he began writing a symphony about her ah how can she ignore this and also around this time he started smoking a lot of opium but don't worry about that anyway so he wrote this piece just for her however his DM still went unreplied hope sever months he started to get quite disheartened until he saw another girl so he immediately fell in love with her instead and he said you know what I'm going to change that Symphony I wrote so now it's about this other lady and not about that ugly one that I didn't like Anyway this time happily she reciprocated and they fell in love and were set to marry suddenly what the f phones haven't been invented yet yes hello I'm busy oh Rome to study Absolutely I'll catch the first flight out so bero went to Rome to study music however while he was away he got some news B I have to tell you something suck Ray blue some other more handsome musician swooped in and married his girl while he was in Rome and they ran away together Bilo was Furious and he set his mind to solving the problem with music again I know what I'm going to do sck blue I'm going to murder her and her lover ex excuse me that's not no I thought it and then I'm going to do a self murder no that it should have been right music about it express your feelings through song not the that's not all this get pretty elaborate his idea is to dress up as a housemade he has bought both poison and two guns now he is going to sneak into the house of his ex- fiance and there she and her mother will be sipping tea which he has already poisoned then he will pull off the clothing this is literally age of 47 this is literally age of 47 in dartmore yeah reveal himself blam blam sad over so he heads back home to Paris to do it but while on his travels there you know takes quite a while he has to change carriages and when he does that he leaves the guns in one of the little Cubbies so he's lost all his weapons what is he you know what it's kind of um something I think about is like not that this is this is obviously worse than things are now but it's like the pace of everything is really fast now and like back in the day because it takes so [ __ ] long to travel anywhere and do anything you just had so much time where you're just kind of like sitting and thinking you know you just got time to think uh Rome wait what do you mean we don't got thinkers no more thinking about murder you should have cooled down um just sitting and thinking you know and I feel like you don't have time to sit and think anymore I feel like there's always something you can be doing and traveling takes no time at all there's really never time where you're just like I'm bored and I'm sitting here and I got to just sit and I got to think um like nothing nothing naturally occurs you have to like make time to do it which is like harder uh have you seen LA traffic actually honestly traffic is kind of a way to do it but it's so miserable uh going to do now [Music] well his next leg on the stop is janoah and he decides you know what let's just skip the murder and go straight to the finale so he stops off in the port city of Genoa and he's there at the side of the Mediterranean he pauses for a moment then he throws himself in now some people see this whole thing happen and they think he's had an accident so they run in to try to save him they pull him to the shore he lived so he has now reached his lowest point he dejectedly continues home he gets back to Paris and he wallows around feeling pretty sorry for himself but he decides you know what it's a sign I may as well do what I do best in times of trouble write another song write a song smoke a lot of opium and while I do that I shall write a symphony someone in chat said I have little time for thinking in between getting high and smoking weed which are to my understanding the same thing so and not necessarily a great long-term way to live although I ain't going to name it off to that hoe who stole my heart and so he went back to work but here's the thing it was the greatest piece he had ever written and it premiered to a huge crowd and you know what it was a Smash Hit number one on iTunes and then and here's a bloody plot twist remember the first girl well she attended that concert and she realized that Burly o was a genius and then she wrote a letter to your boy saying how good your bloody Symphony was and sorry about not replying I just put my phone down and got super busy or whatever by the way I love you and so BOS go well I love you too and a year later they were married ah it's a beautiful moral of the story see fellas don't jump in the Mediterranean anyway a few years later they got divorced because weirdly he cheated on his wife with the housemid not that one a different one but then he married that housemid great okay I guess but then when he died later on for some reason he gets buried with both of them why strange they weren't even married that long moving on to the impressionist 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put on a three-hour [ __ ] YouTube video and then watch it till you fall [Laughter] asleep that's crazy that's crazy that's a lot of people saying yes uh only way I can fall asleep I watched your fortnite VOD last night that came out this morning bro uh I mean I W I'm not saying I never I don't watch a video in bed I watched some I for a while I was watching a Gad Mater or [ __ ] Gotham chess videos right before bad I'd watch one what I would do is I would watch the Magnus part till I uh I finish enjoying like and then I would skip to the non-magnet part and fall asleep that's I would literally watch the magnet game be like this is [ __ ] hype and then it would be like [ __ ] uh I don't know someone else G cash or something and I would fall asleep uh I like to re before uh bed yeah a place for Vi here's a Roman Theater they were quite simple back then you have the stage the auditorium and the vomitorium now for a very long time people thought that the vomitorium was a place where the rans would Gorge themselves where they would eat so much that they would throw up and then Gorge themselves again because they were so decadent and or the liit but it comes from the word vomir which means to spew fourth because that's where people go in and out so vomitorium is just a dramatic way of saying the entrance now if you skip for Imagine watching Five Nights at Freddy's in the Coliseum bro you can basically do that right now with a [ __ ] theater it's not really any different it's [ __ ] teared SE T this what what that's not a huge example that would be [ __ ] crazy to the 1800s things are getting a lot more modernized but they still didn't have electric so they had What's called the Limelight and that's why they say to be in the Limelight to be the star of the show what they would do was take a piece of quick lime and heat it up super super hot which will naturally glow very bright they would then take reflective mirrors and lenses to focus the beam and they would use that as an early form of the spot that's [ __ ] crazy the Limelight is not because it's green but because it's made from Quick line in the modern day things are a and they can do all sorts of cool [ __ ] with like lasers going into your eyeballs and all sorts of stuff love that scene but it's not just the text an upgrade it's the architecture as well in Elizabethan times they had the yard and you could get in here for about a penny a piece and that's where all the poor people stood to watch the shows it's like when you go to Oppenheimer and you end up with the worst seats in the IMAX theater right but thankfully in modern times we have fixed that problem we kicked out all the poor people and we sunk the floor down low and put in an orchestra pet now these things are usually 6 to 12ep so they're not obstructing The audience's View but having a giant hole at the end of a stage is quite dangerous oh [ __ ] so usually they put a big net there as well and yet yet a lot of people still get P like a lot of people in 2011 during a production of The Sound of Music one of the lead actresses fell into the orchestra pit and was left paralyzed from the waist down excuse in 2009 a conductor not a super conductor just a regular one fell 14 ft into the dark pit and broke nine vertebrae and one anle Mama Mia and he fell on his pointy conducting thing at the baloy theater a violinist died from his injuries after falling into the pit this theater is prone to all sorts of accidents by the way it's kind of cursed but performers and musicians so deadly and dangerous just there has to be a way to fix it if they don't have a net don't do it I watched um one of those uh it was uh Pokerface the the detective show or whatever um and one of the murderers uses the pit they like change the Mark or something so the person walks in and dies they get rid of the the thing aren't the only ones falling into the pit in 1988 an 82-year-old man fell from his balcony box seating all the way down into the pet during a performance of MC Beth he died okay I'm sorry that one I don't feel so bad for during the intermission the man was sitting on the balcony rail when an usher requested he not he tipped over backwards and fell that's I mean I you know at some point if you're going to [ __ ] jump on the rail I don't feel so sorry for you that's [ __ ] that's dumb as hell bro the Usher got to feel terrible no how's the Usher's fa into the pet during a performance of MC Beth he died very spooky even already dead people are getting pitted in 2016 a man sprinkled his friend's ashes into the orchestra pit at the Met theater this happened during the intermission and it was a sort of tribute to a mentor of his but of course people went what the hell are you doing and he goes oh I don't know and he flees the scene everyone's coughing and sneezing up dead guy and people think is this Anthrax what is this so they call in the anti-terrorism police and the whole show is cancelled for the rest of the evening it's actually kind of a based way to remember your friend you know making a day it's a good tribute or is it fil I am the Trap Master not like that do not ask me to reveal my secrets woman I have dedicated my life to the mysteries of the theater ah the theater she has so many enigmatic traps let us start with the most simple yet devious the wall trap it allows the actor to walk directly into the set piece ah where did he go shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up knows cast your eyes over here to the genie trap now the victim stands on this dumb waiter and a counterweight launches their helpless body up onto the stage h all seem kind in the olden days this circle of flaps would sometimes go on top and then that would make the whole thing just one way now back when they made this thing they didn't have hydraulics so instead they'd have like six stage hands pulling as fast as they could and sometimes it would go totally wonky or it wouldn't open properly or that'd only get about halfway through oh well I guess that's it there's only two bro I was reading about about um I read this really interesting book what was it called um it was called that's what it was it was song of Spider-Man and it was about the most expensive um Broadway play of all time song of Spider-Man it was where uh Marvel pre- Disney acquisition gave like $80 million to create the Spider-Man live show Spider-Man live play and it ended up being such a disaster that like you know a huge amount of the cast got incredibly injured a bunch of people had to like leave permanently I read a book about Spiderman play it's an amazing book it's a very interesting book uh cuz they had so much hype going into it they got uh YouTube like Bono and Edge to write the songs except they didn't really know [ __ ] about Spider-Man and all the songs they wrote were like last minute and didn't make sense so like there's like these weird [ __ ] long YouTube style [ __ ] songs uh yeah the play was the play was bad it was Goofy um the songs didn't match and everyone got injured it's like a it's a true disaster it's a train from beginning to end and the book is written by one of the writers who was also like the brokest person on the whole thing involved like he saw a chance to work with great people and so he took it and worked as a writer and then slowly but surely the thing [ __ ] unraveled over months um at one point sorry just to jump in but at one point the the director or somebody has this idea where there's going to be this giant multi-million doll like web spinner in the ceiling of of the theater that will cast out a massive net that the actors will crawl across over the crowd right and then they spend all of this money to create it they spent like literally a [ __ ] million plus bucks again back back in early 2000s uh to get this thing built and on day one they try it it shoots the web out it all gets stuck and nodded doesn't work they have to [ __ ] pause everything and spend months detangling it taking it down dismantling it and it's never broken up again uh wait here's an insanely fun fact the reason Game Theory exists is because Matt Pat was a background dancer on that play and had such a bad time he quit musical theater is that true is that actually true that's crazy anyway it's a fascinating book uh and a pretty fun read it's just if you want to hear about what it's like as you know highly paid people make dumb decisions over and over and over as it falls apart in real time and then at the end the [ __ ] blame game begins and all the money's thrown away and it you know it's like it's pretty good it's uh it's uh I enjoyed it this is the vampire trap and if I want to come back up again this is called the sunroof trap very cool watch out for the closing doors on this one it managed to trap Spider-Man's foot back in production in 2013 me and the Green Goblin we collabed on this one all right there's one more the ghost Glide bro it just came out I could not have pre-at that's crazy mental link bro mental link I'm [ __ ] topical that's crazy no I'm not baby what you do is stand on this slidey bit and it ascends diagonally which makes it look like he's coming out of the growl but the ladies are they yawn and they're going ooh short ghost but then 5T 5T 1 5T 2 all the ladies are turning their heads now 5' 3 5' 4 5' 5 all the ladies are lovely now I bet you're wondering what happens to the actors when they go down these traps are they dead and gone forever yes sometimes in 1888 Frederick federi was playing the role of mephistophiles in F at the princess theater in Melbourne as he descended the trap at the end of the play he goodbye everybody goodbye not cool he had a heart attack and died well that's not never seen again so as you can imagine with you know what that feels like that feels like somebody in charge of working the Trap [ __ ] up was the first to find his body and said oh no it's a heart attack he somehow had a heart attack it wasn't this the [ __ ] trap falling way too fast this guy had a heart attack ah it's a heart attack let's just toss his body this many days the theater has become a highlight a haunted place oh yes in fact sometimes you can put your ear right up has there ever been a Hitman level in a play Hitman level during a play I think in blood money maybe um yeah and blood Money played that a long time ago I did love it they should do it again uh with modern graphics and more opportunities be so fun a play is a great a great place for 47 an excellent place uh to the wall and you can hear two male ghosts wrestling can't fake that ah another ghost hole don't look inside I did once almost went blind that's why I wear the mask anyway because of all the ghosts the theaters do whatever they can to keep the spirits happy see this it's called a ghost light when everything is closed it is kept on always on for the ghosts so that they don't you know bump their shins in the dark or whatever wait what so alive people don't fall off the stage and hurt themselves it's a Superstition but a useful liability okay for the ghosts so that they don't you know bump their shins in the dark or whatever at The Palace Theater in London there has been some ghostly activity that seems to be bit of a hot spot for ghostly activities and that's why they always keep two empty seats at the back so that the ghosts May sit there and watch the show so that's why we traditionally kept a couple of seats you know one more thing sorry sorry to interrupt again but when I remember reading when that Spider-Man book um a thought struck me was that I always thought of Broadway is like this really fancy thing like it's for fancy upper Crush people but in actuality all of the popular Broadway shows are like [ __ ] Mean Girls the musical or Shrek live or some [ __ ] it's like [ __ ] it's like Disneyland plays I mean it's just [ __ ] it's popular [ __ ] remade so you can watch it again in person it's like I mean it's I'm sure it's fun but it's slop just like everything else it's not I don't know I remember thinking like wow I have the wrong idea of Broadway because I've never been to a Broadway play to be honest um when he says dony it really hits live sorry you're you're absolutely right I have never experienced the thrill of seeing donkey live uh I'll have to buy a ticket without haste off sale for the ghosts however Harry Potter is so popular that we we sell those seats now oh also most theaters close for one day per week and on those so Harry Potter killed the magic is what she's saying Hamilton is slop you bite your tongue Lyn Manuel Miranda this guy's raw and he's real dude [Laughter] tell me tell me you got a problem with this no I'm sorry you got a problem with this the greatest [ __ ] artist of Our Generation I mean look at that dude that guy's the goat who's Chomp him days the ghosts are left to perform for each other in their own shows which they like we think I was worried about my own vagina finally the vagina monolog a culture of other you know I wasn't always part of the elite in fact from a very young age I grew up in an orphanage no no my parents wen't dead rent in that building was just really cheap but my parents showed me no affection and as soon as they could they sent me off to boarding school but boards were always their passion not mine I tried to run away but they caught me and Bo did they throw the book at me alas I did not Dodge in time I spent the next few years in aoma a Native American town bublo aoma and the people there taught me how to read American they also had a local library and I spent my days Buried buried in books learning as much as I could about the Arts and once someone noticed me buried under those books and they rescued me I knew I wanted to teach default character presets like yourselves all about Shakespeare Shakespeare his note I started Googling Shakespeare and I got kind of distracted so so I don't know here's here's a wave file do something with this I put him in like a classroom or something all right attention everybody I am your new teacher you are a bunch of troubled inner city youths all you know is shoot gun fail test and crime but I'm here to teach you that actually books and reading and stuff are actually pretty epic after all lot of movies like this now the earliest known written language is what Mr single parent household I don't know teach but you're never going to get through to me oh really well what if I go back in time back in time in the long long ago very few could read but to be fair most of the written languages we're going a full circle this is cuniform the very first written language and it has far too much punctuation then eventually came along the Egyptians and they invented emojis but they would call them hieroglyphs anyway the typical Britain thing would go like this a message for you sir Big Bird Man with stick man setting Circle oh more bills eventually that became quite annoying so the Phoenicians who were a kind of Lebanese very Progressive especially for those days now they came up with a better idea they started going ah hey that sounds a bit like an A B that sounds a bit like a b they wouldn't know the letter right and so on and so on until we had a Proto form of the alphabet it was more complicated the Greeks thought that was pretty Neo but they said let's come up with an even better version with 22 letters and soon that will be like English hor history Greeks more like Geeks got them oh yeah well let me tell you about something something highly relatable of the surviving Greek works the greatest hits were The Iliad and the Odyssey now because most people couldn't read hey hey this stuff wasn't written down for a very long time and instead it was memorized and performed and when they performed it they used one of these a liar now this was great you got to imagine just the way retellings go that a lot of [ __ ] was added by other people you got to imagine the original Iliad was probably way different and then people kept retelling and adding more and more [ __ ] wild [ __ ] uh it was like a 20 minute YouTube video would you know yeah because I remember I was there for the first telling and it was actually just a really simple story it was a really simple story almost nothing happened there wasn't a big horse uh Troy didn't fall great for conveying tone right so here's a soft bit but then this is a big dramatic Now The Iliad starts with this guy minus King of Sparta and he has a wife Helen and she is a very fine lady and then the prince of Troy shows up his name is Paris I love Troy the movie I want apologize for it damn shorty auger a woer hey hey that's what he'd say right and he and his boys abducted her and took her all the way back to his crib in Troy now this makes minus quite miffed hey hey hold on there Buster he declares a Turf War but he can't win it alone so he calls on his homies adicus king of Etha and the best driveby shooter of all time but our Achilles is not in the mood to fight so the whole of the IAD is basically spent trying to convince this guy to get involved please no please no eventually they win the turf war by being very sneaky they make a giant horse which is the symbol of Troy and they leave it at the front gate that's their way of saying oh I guess you win we're walking away now and meanwhile thousands of soldiers go off and hide in some bushes and the Trojans are very suspicious but they can see that the Greek ships are actually sailing away into the horizon so they know no it must be real must be real we've won we've won the many years [Music] [Applause] war but actually there's almost no one on those ships and there's a surprise inside the horse this is the part I don't later that night I don't buy okay I don't buy any of it it's not I didn't have it but just like you know what I'm saying there's no way the engineering of this [ __ ] hastily ramshackled horse would be so airtight that you couldn't see a bunch of men inside they would be loud they would be they would be you even if you could you know what I'm saying like you just you just can't there's just no way it would be sneaky enough they' be giggling dude imagine being the guy in the [ __ ] Trojan Horse who [ __ ] Giggles shut up shut up dude the one guy who says a funny joke or he [Laughter] farts H that would be me dude because I I can't help but laugh you know what I'm saying I got an easy laugh that's what I'll say I'm sorry sue me kill me kill me Trojans uh I laugh easy bro when everyone's asleep boiling hot saeki everywhere and also some soldiers wearing thermal protection they get out and they open the gates and then everyone comes out of the bushes running into the City and kill everybody after they win the war edsus heads back home to Etha however on his way he starts making beef with Poseidon god of the sea and Poseidon is mad at the disrespect so he sends odys on a long ass detour and that detour is the story of The Odyssey pretty epic right kids they're waking up to it w up that's fire I'm starting to come around that Odus guy is literally me yeah I'm going to try that horse trick on my Ops Homer from Homer's Odyssey is not a character in the story he's the guy who tells people wrot he's getting through to me to the next big one you've got the Bible and for all practical purposes this was basically an oral tradition too most people were illiterate by this point and the Bible was written in Latin and pretty much literacy rates in the 1400s are about 10% for men and 1.5% for women um but it's up to half the population okay I see if you can only the clergy knew Latin so they would be the one to recite it same for jenzy it says that the cute lady at the front should go on a date with me please listen the rules are the rules I didn't say at the book there was a translated version into English the W Cliff's Bible and you better believe that thing was a threat to the order so they made that illegal to own what and if you were found with an unlicensed copy the punishment would be death so it remained the Bible was read to the people now by the 1300s came torsa who wrote The Canterbury tables and that was a pretty big deal get this book now because it's one of the the first significant Works written in Middle English it describes a bunch of people making a pilgrimage from souc to canterberry which is here to here which was the longest journey anyone had ever made in the 1300s and now it's a whole series of stories and most of them can be boiled down to how come if everyone is on a pilgrimage you're all focused on material stuff Hypocrites much dong it's now the 1600s and they've updated all the textbooks from Middle English to regular in 16001 King James the first said all right you know what let's everyone have a copy of the Bible they can read let's do a King James Bible I won't feature in it but I'd love to be in the title and he commissioned a committee of Scholars to rewrite the thing in English God's language feels kind of selfing years and that brings us to Shakespeare and he's a huge deal oh look we're out of time oh oh but sir oh but sir we're supposed to do penis inspection day today no no there's no time roll the end card shouldn't be the end part of the thing all right that's the lesson you watch the whole video wa you didn't even or at least you had it on in the background while you scrolled your phone and I couldn't be prouder of you there's just one more quick thing I want to tell you about theater props for example this gun oh now Al difference I'm sure oh look who it is I know what you're thinking but it's just an actor we all know that the real Lincoln is dead you know when he fell asleep on the tracks of the Underground Railroad it's not anyway this thing is super realist historically accurate although the trigger is a little loose unfortunately happened to I can't believe you did that but I won't tell anyone you know in fact good news I'm going to make you my little prote and I will be your protoo and I got so many more lessons to teach okay oh what still here huh yes just a little cleaning oh it is over good news wait didn't really talk about Shakespeare next video is almost done it'll be on incognito mode and it's about the art and the next main Channel video is also nearly done that'll be out shortly after if you're looking for more content in the meanwhile we have another Channel called story mode the metal guess olded and for spoken videos are especially good don't forget nordvpn all right now what time is this T1 game do they play the yes we have 20 minutes we have 20 minutes they're playing some kind of like could be jungler still H are they playing today no no okay uh are they from the LPL no no are they from the West yes yes are they from the LEC no no okay and come on it's only people in quarterfinals so oh cool is it to someone just said it in his ear to keep this segment going producers like get the [ __ ] on dude just say to I've been doing this for [ __ ] 15 [Laughter] minutes um we have 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minut oh uh d Dunkey yeah is there a new Dunkey I'll watch a dunk that was good the internet storyi uh one let's see the latest Dunkey the 10-year wait for GTA 6 2014 this is the new world of Zelda hey guys what is going on my name is noj 456 and today I have a little bit of an Easter egg bus for you guys a lot of people I've seen on forums I've seen YouTube videos a ton of people people are thinking that they found a GTA 6 Easter egg and GTA 5 it's just a miracle that anyone found this thing in the the reason a lot of people thought this was a GTA 6 Easter egg as you can see here this this does look like a GTA 6 Easter egg it does look like something that they would use as a logo it does look that's just it's an unlocked lock bro instantly you can see that it does not like a GTA 6 logo are you [ __ ] kidding me that's an unlocked lock like something that they would um they would kind of put out as promo something to get us hyped kept you waiting huh so I started thinking about it of course GTA 6 will be years off at this point because it was what five five years between we'll probably catch it at the end of this console cycle closer to it we should be getting the trailer in a couple of months from now and then a couple of years later we'll get the game Pokémon go has only been on for a few days but it's already got millions following their smartphones to the most random places oh Pokemon go to the polls the GTA 6 cover release are you freaking serious there it isal 6 you guys thought this was [Laughter] [ __ ] [Music] real there may in fact be a release date hidden in GTA 5 for the the next Grand Theft Auto game so what you guys want to do is make your way down to the airport to this location right here which featur the number 2021 which of course doesn't seem all that significant there also a few other doors which feature the number 2013 the year 2013 is very significant to GTA 5 that was the year that GTA 5 was in fact released stay strong stay wow with me we ain't done yet been 400 Days since Rockstar lied to us and said we will update everyone again soon regarding GTA 6 now if you don't know supposedly Grand the AO 6 is going to be taking place in Vice City I love Vice City on the rug that's a GTA 6 Easter egg there was someone online who leaked that they were building a landing page to take to inter that's desperate anouncing a brand new title somewhere in E3 for 2019 no does E3 then there have been some messages that state that Grand Theft Auto 6 is coming out in 2019 I just want you to know had not a day gone by when I haven't thought about it what game is this the 4chan thread was posted by an anonymous user with the Rockstar Games logo that said March 25th Grand Theft now that is the only thing the entire thread said they didn't provide any sources or proof or anything like that we came here to announce GTA 6 being released in May of2 it'll be out this Christmas just wait what who said that I can ever forgive you for that I don't know where he gets this information from but a few days ago he posted a mysterious post that reads the trailer of GTA 6 is closer than you think wait why did he say that that's that was never going to be true right was he just joking okay he was joking [ __ ] up I just just fed YouTubers for [ __ ] eight months looking at how popular this person is on the internet I doubt that he would be making jokes on us we all fail we all make mistakes this picture might be the first look at GTA6 this is a man-made picture by someone at Roar games and it is using the Red Dead Redemption 2 engine it's been a long while Connor Thank you wait I want to tell you guys you guys are all [ __ ] fake friends except for Connor eats pants because he texted me a few hours ago and said cheering Foraker tonight for you it's his year they're saying heart I'm G to send them my heart thanks conar they are saying that I don't know why I'm texting him back when he's in my chat right now I could just say it to him but I'm too afraid you know I have to type it uh T1 gonna be T2 tonight after this major loss you're timed out this is a no anti- Zone we're T1 fans r or die that the active development for the next title is underway like I I've I've got chills i' I've had tears in my eyes when I first saw this today has gone down as one of the biggest leaks I'm sorry what did team Martin have tears in his eyes when he first saw other than csgo Lotto development for the next title is underway like I I've I've got chills i' I've had tears in my eyes when I first saw this I hate this [ __ ] dude I actually hate this [ __ ] I hate the [ __ ] um YouTuber hype cycle where they have to be over excited about every this happens worse with Nintendo games or people have to [ __ ] pretend they're they're on the verge of tears and crying every single announcement every time it's [ __ ] annoying it's annoying it's so fake and they have to do it cuz it's I don't even blame them as much as an audience which [ __ ] feeds off of it uh holy [ __ ] it's stepen m CRA I'm [ __ ] yeah dude actually Smash Bros DLC characters are the best example because it's just literally a [ __ ] character in the game and they act like it's a [ __ ] entirely new franchise down as one of the biggest leaks in gaming history as genuine GTA 6 gameplay has been leaked on the internet and spreading like wildfire it really is The Final Countdown now is it looks like Grand Theft Auto 6 is going to be officially announced in October this year all the dates we had marked on our calendars just passed by and we didn't get any information regarding the title today we'll be talking about why November also has real potential to be the month of the announcement my wife works in a position where she's able to see the trailer for the holy crap Dr Mario is in Smash 6 I'm more happy than when my son was born unironically though that's what it looks like being moved to tears because [ __ ] glop Shido is now a [ __ ] DLC character in Smash is [ __ ] crazy next Grand Theft audit I won't say more than that as to protect her own job working with Rockstar Rockstar blatantly teased GTA 6 on Twitter yesterday there's clearly a VI there and I think it's too coincidental for them to only show off the vi I mean everyone's okay but that that probably this is this is a tease this is an actual tease this guy got to be a teas that's a tease for sure right maybe am I falling victim am I part of the Trap that's a tease bro that's a 100% wait wait enhance Zoom no for sure that's a tease bro come on come on that's just so blatant to only show off the vi I mean everyone's focused on the vi but it's actually the other side of the image the moon if we take a look at the Moon phing 79% illumination I retract I retract my support I retract it completely I retracted I completely have pulled out of this example it's actually not a tease I'm sorry October 3rd so there's a chance this week we get the announcement Rockstar's publisher announced that next fiscal year they will be making over $3 billion more than they normally would there is only one game in history and certainly only one game in take to interactives portfolio that can even come close to making that much money in one year and it's got people speculating that you've got to have Grand Theft Auto 6 coming out so we've said that we're working on the next iteration of Grand Theft Auto but Rockstar hasn't announced a release date yet a brand new leaked audio tape just got released into the public of the take two interactive CEO actually confirming the release dates and also the upcoming announcement dates for GTA 6 an announcement is expected to be coming from rockstars very soon this coming October 23rd actually we recently learned that you have registered the domain name gta6.com we prefer to settle this matter amicably and request that you immediately arrange for the transfer of the gta6.com domain name by no later than 3M BST on October 26th October 26th October 26th October 26 that might be the day we've all been waiting for so I was wrong about the GTA 6 announcement [Laughter] date well well well well well I'll reveal it here first December 3D that's right I have an inside I have an inside scoop I analyzed you see the problem he made he made the mistake here he was looking at the waning gibbis the actual answer you have to you have to add the gibbes together December December 3rd also I'm part of it I'm in the game I have a small role in the game as um it's weird they had me play like this super villain kind of character who does this thing with soda or whatever it's a thing and anyway I'm in it and it's going to be a [ __ ] great game and December 3rd is the announce that you've heard it here first I am the one trusted source for rockar star leaks and information and I will tell you right now that if you're as hyped as I am and actually I cried I when I first found out of December 3rd I cried because that is so close to now and that is so exciting and yes we are going to get not only an announcement but a reveal trailer and possibly even the game releasing the very next day GTA 6 ladies and gentlemen I hope you're as [ __ ] hyped up as I am uh now we are but eight minutes away from skt1 Faker claiming his spot at the top of the throne house EP at 100x speed probably not a good use of our time we had watch the T1 versus LG teaser yeah I [ __ ] will what is this perfect we'll be heading to the semal and KT sing representing [Music] Faker it's cold I was there I was there I was there I was there I was there I was there and he never will and he [ __ ] never will I'm [Music] sorry true true true he's spitten 202 world champ the MP in the abute he's all right Scout faker's like an icon and a legend I looked up to him and learned a lot from him and way was responsibility Faker on Scout he was kind of a virgin [Laughter] Loser yeah I didn't know [ __ ] about him I was too busy [ __ ] crushing puss dude and [ __ ] getting three World Championships remember that three uh yeah there's just a difference [Music] bro barely remember the little bro looking forward to seeing his growth yeah he was short I remember being like a 4 foot five I towered over him we will make this place speechless once again yeah you know what you know who's freaking out the most you know who's freaking out the most [ __ ] riot games cuz this [ __ ] top four in Korea is g to be [ __ ] quiet China China China China if T1 loses this is going to be it's going to be China China versus China China into China China finals in the [ __ ] heart of soul and it's going to be a problem it's going to be a library dude so T1 baby maybe just [ __ ] look the other way refs um Faker did get injured they are on a four La streak so if you guys don't know earlier this year T1 Faker had an arm wrist injury he was out for a few weeks and during that time even though everyone said he was kind of like not important to the team and he was like the wash and he was the worst player on the team the team started sucking instantly the second he was gone they started playing like [ __ ] they lost like every game and then he came back and they started winning every game and they rocketed all the way back to the [ __ ] finals of lck he is a [ __ ] glue guy he has experience he's been around this [ __ ] game 10 years ago got a world championship you can't lose your glue guy dude he brings the team together and now all the players said are better oh chovi best man in the world Gone Gone Home best middle seat in the [ __ ] in the [ __ ] airplane when he's flying back to his house bro and turn around a going the of [Music] it's good to see you again little bro let's go they are last team remaining outside the L it's the world the world Representatives team will en make their way the [Laughter] it's just punch him right there just break his hand just like a quick quick jab quick jab to his hand good video they've been killing it with these videos this year the one of Faker getting up from the seat is awesome um what's this T1 stats what is this matchup he might not be stronger than Scout but his importance to T1 is so huge yeah he's such a huge voice for this dude game record with Faker 177 without Faker 414 that's a glue guy that is the definition of a glue guy that is a [ __ ] that stronger adhesive than glue uh uh wow that's [ __ ] awesome gold difference at 14 with Faker plus a th000 1100 without Faker minus 544 that's crazy team here we see uh their game record they get double the baronss with Faker that's crazy that's an 18 game sample size bro that's [ __ ] crazy past summer I think tells the most striking thing as well as um that Ma major lead and major deficit numbers like this team looked really really lost uh without his guidance and obviously these players have talked about how they felt the pressure kind of mounting on them uh and stuff like that while Faker was injured but again he's just he is T1 honestly to me he truly is is yep dude all the haters [ __ ] hate on him every [ __ ] year every year dude they come out and then he gets stronger and stronger towards worlds he has almost every [ __ ] year amazing worlds 30 seconds left let's watch I'm going to have to cut the pretty soon have to cut the [ __ ] feed unfortunately we're going to have to watch the uh you're going to have to sink your sink your thing if you're going to watch with me you're going have to get a uh get your own copy because I can't watch the actual gameplay ahead of them of LPL super teams they will need to perform to their absolute Peak will LNG silence Busan as all the LPL teams have done so far will LNG do it once and for all today or will the hometown favorite make the crowd erupt let's kick off this quarterfinal can you watch party well how does that work be we'll have to start again next year you did it with stands you're watching the same video um now you can't you can't just watch react to it live without Riot's permission and they've only given it to like sauno uh so you're going to have to open up Twitch games or something if you want to watch along um if someone wants to make a sync website they could do that too uh open it up on YouTube makes it easier to sync up yeah I mean I'll watch it on YouTube youtube.com Riot games Gods Gods Gods [Music] Gods God God God God uh I am going to keep um I'm going to keep the time stamps and the score line on screen like it'll be like the mini map and the score lines and all that but I can't show the gameplay uh multi switch is got you covered can you explain league for those of us who not works not really League's not one of those games someone can give you like a [ __ ] two-minute disclaimer and you can enjoy bro it's not uh I don't know how to tell you bro this this is for T1 fans tonight you can enjoy the kills like if you play DotA you get it I guess buter inj yeah it's Korea vers China it's basically the world vers China China is is three three out of the four spots in the quarterfinals this is for the last spot if T1 loses tonight it is a four China quarterfinals which I think has never happened in the history of Worlds no one region has had all four slots um it would be the most clean domination uh showing the LPL is by far the best League of Legends region which would be kind of sad given that Korea was originally or and for the longest time considered the best um um so T1 really is the last hope uh or xan Ping's prophecy comes true and he will dominate The Globe yeah if China wins they do initiate World takeover that is true um would T1 winning be an upset no T1 is probably favored for this game but if they face jdg they are considered The Underdogs that being said they're going to beat both go straight to finals beat [ __ ] webo again probably oh what is this oh God SC God all right the glory the grind T1 win T1 fighting called in sick flew to Korea to see Faker actually so based hello everyone and welcome back Jo stage you're going have to resc it when I get the [Music] [Music] timer let's go a team synonymous [Music] the just one spot and the semi-finals remains cter Jun said it best let the battle begin okay let me get my thing set up and I got to say it's hard to fall off Caster Jun because he's such a legend that he just goes completely off script then I stick to the script because I don't want to mistranslate and this man is clearly saying the most hype stuff imaginable regardless of what language you speak you can tell what he's saying is probably dope uh it's just a hard act fall that's all like five words talks for minutes minutes don't worry adlas said a best yesterday he's just he's giving up on trying to follow up uh CER John what an intro and I got to say of all the quarterfinals I think this is on paper the one that is going to feel the closest we've had some great series but I think this one might tough it all this one is going to be so good I am so ridiculously excited and welcome to you as well this is your in good to be here ground and a for the cast thrilled to be here gentlemen and thrilled to be here for this game can't wait to see EU play uh you just have to wait a couple months wait a couple months yeah anyway here we are bands coming in hot and fast a lot of questions about what both teams are going to prioritize here no surprise to you we not have taken away Caitlyn a bit interesting but has been a priority pick alongside the Nico and the Zia Caitlyn specifically a pick that Gushi loves and it wouldn't be surprised that K added more high pressure uh supports to his Arsenal something that T1 used really well this year in Spring and with Caitlyn especially can become really hard and I think the meta has shifted more and more towards pry and B side exactly it's been so much about fif counter pick four supports you know from these L teams that we've seen win in three backto back days but you talk about K you talk about his flexibility even back to when we were having you know all kinds of crazy supports in the bot Lane the adcs everything carer can play it all so I really am so interested to find out what the preparation is here for T1 they're on red side will they go fifth pick counter pick here for car and really try to run this first game through bot Lan that's my biggest question and right from the get go I like this from L take away j4 from owner owner has been the biggest point of I don't like j4 being on their team j4 air is already really good F on has been able to have a really big impact and LG also gets gas kaisa and Scouts air these are the two associate most with these iconic players and that is really really scary you know people are generally enjoying the a match up into I like theim when play you guys think it's a reference sorry do you guys think it's like an atrio reference like Faker was like pick atro so atrio knows that I'm it's like the closest thing I think I think he's trying to send me a signal that like don't worry King we're going to do well for you tonight I think that's what he's trying to say and I think he's trying to tell me that GTA 6 is coming this blind pick atro what are they going to take away now to try to make sure that this is a setup match up for success for zos because when I look at the first three picks on the side of l i feels like they got everything they could possibly want here between the air as well as the kaisa who to make sure I mean I think you renon if you're going to B another top laner but they might just go more towards supports you know the Jack is already banned out I do think you can ban out Renekton it's obviously a great option Cante you think you're generally happy about playing in that matchup as uh the atro buter picking atro come on dud a pick for support on four even 41 to really kind of thin the pool yeah I wouldn't be surprised car I want know into we've seen the S be really successful into kaisa specifically and there is also still the flex potential like I'm assuming this ra will go towards owner but there is still the opportunity for T1 to hold that until the end I mean clearly they're just trying to limit the engage options to pair with the kaisa right you know that is the emphasis here the re has already been taken away again assuming it is going to go jungle it is a flex but you baned away the alisar you banned away that Nautilus there are other options still available but out so clearly L was worried was thinking might happen which is that support pick on four so they self ban out that raon but it does mean now they go over towards the Senna it's likely going to be sen TK but there are other options and T1 is one only in the world that has shown us that at a high level there's no more B where if they take Tom Ken though can these counters on support and with sen it really opens up the oh the crank is here a freee counter to that Tom Ken you're kind of expecting the Tom Ken to come in people do like this match up you can go aggressive with that Blitz crank famine style pick here for Hong and he's going to have to perform well because if you fall behind on Blitz you become wa what the [ __ ] is this Kong actually is the opted into in game five of the finals last year into the that is from last year see if Z has a better time didn't work back then in the final here I mean this this is I'm I'm expecting it to still be the TK but is he going to go another option because I do think there's a lot of other good things like chath something that I've heard about is the I don't know [ __ ] about to be honest I'll be honest with you I don't know [ __ ] about nil I know we're in t up in scrims as well the ability to all in here is really really high you can play it aggressive and I think it's going to be a true support Sena it's not going to be the fasting Sena here it is just going to be a fullon Sena support really exciting to see this brought out I mean I know I mean I know n but I never I haven't played league with a game of nil in my life so I've only seen a couple games highly contested Champion can change the entire structure of draft moving forward but can they execute on it as highlighted n very Fe fam synergizes with s fantastically yes but not the traditional safe let's go very vulnerable as we come on baby where's that whistle specifics suffer defeat from it was one of the matches Midway summer when they lost against and and it actually was a really big point cuz that was the point where T1 really started to crack and we saw falter more and more and after a little worried about this hro but even in summer it was already played someone in lck I mean it's so interesting because you know Senate traditionally w a pair with melee chions that are get your out Foraker basically works in the same way is essentially just a melee ad carry right like you are playing that short range style you're going to be between the enemy and your Senna so the Senna can get that double value can look for the pokes you can look for allins as well trying to go aggressive trying to find those plays and I'm so interested to see what kind of a build we're going to get from Guma because there's so many options some people even go things uh like that are more kind of tanky options and they just act as like a pseudo engage that primary engage you know what kind of ability is he going to go that it really remains to be seen something we're have to find out as we get onto the rift for game one here massive quarterfinal for all of the lck the last ho T1 on the red side versus LNG of course you can connect your League of Legends account with prime gaming to grab the exclusive Bram W emote get those rewards get in there and uh we've already seen Hong actually place an early Ward to try contr of the brush obviously into any n Lane you're going to try and make sure that you can actually threaten with the blitz crank because if okay you guys synced cuz I have to turn this off experience lead I got to turn this has to threaten all basically every Blitz Lane ever right you offer nothing than that so especially arange support like the have volume can't have volume but I think people find it easier to control the volume on their own side poking down this blit and if Hong is not able to put on that pressure he's not able make them worried about those going to be tough and they're going to use this pressure here level one really strong with both the bot laners there from T1 there to assist owner moves in he's going to be able to steal away the so far even Ste bullying Scout already letting him [ __ ] know who the big dog the because it's so interesting because it's such a unique Duo of Champions but it's going to be frustrating for society l or I see if you shut this bot Lane down early but if you Tarzan trying something weird stealing the red you're not going to get and right now you can see coward play a cowardly jle real jungler ears PS bootstraps earns his own way Laker owning Scout Faker literally dominating Scout one clock wind up Baker not going to overextend little nervous there little boy to that excellent start for him in the mid lane nicely played to the try to get a felt safe you know knows little like his jungler relatively close to him you know knew that he was able to play towards that side just chases him down forces a flash at the same time uh T1 are aware that Tarzan is somewhere on the top half of the map not moving too far forward there and committing his flash definitely uh something that is more risk averse and ends up working out well although we are seeing Charan take that Raptor Camp maybe might be looking for a gank afterwards looking for a G where fer is positioning though you can see him playing towards the bottom side of this Lane he's going to play towards the side that his jungler is always for back and has the up on top right there at the top screen burn his TP going to have time to react if this does come you can see the wave was and it's pushing sucks because will take the base Scout doesn't really lose anything you know just a t com we see so many different options here for the Oriana as well as the azir some people playing Hala blade beat should get more [ __ ] off nashers it's likely to be LeAndre as well for Scout and we'll see if that is going to be op Crown as well there's so many different sty that people can go to flout flash to bur TR wait a minute wait a minute Faker careful careful careful careful care off far 31 toar see already that theen has a pretty sizable Advantage versus the atro wait yeah he's up up I think part of that is z also had to W couldn't take early is losing top just [ __ ] hard but that's how it happens I guess and the first few levels are actually quite Cara are doing great this is already good for T1 God I just want a nice come on baby give me a nice cleane of that Q range so when Z goes for the que that's about to hit you you can pop your immune stay outside where he's still on the outside of that ring you're going to be a bad pick I feel like that too I feel like Blitz is not don't get caught don't geted with those Flash Forward they all ability thatan are guaranteed to trade back really effectively and to take all in so it is a very tough match up that scales incredibly well and I'm so interested to see how zika is going to perform because this guy has just improved by Leaps and Bounds over this this last year in summer especially I thought fine actually over that I'm talking about right on the edge he's a little down IM and he's going to be able to get a good trade back as a result excellent here run still not coming out on top in these Trad we get easier once he has some natural sustain to come through from the G drinker but right now when running the top side of the map owner there just to cover just to pick up the crugs yeah big finger hasn't actually on YouTube in seconds behind goes for linging here but did get spotted I'll do it in between games to give a little buffer for everybody allow to push out and get a back in uh and then use the teleport to get back to Lane and again I'm pretty only if did get spotted uh so shouldn't really be any risk for the Gwen here does always get a little bit dicey though you know whenw he can try to hold T1 up 500 gold and nothing has happened that's just better play that's just better play dude they're up 500 and nothing seeing that the wave got pulled with a cannon couldn't actually fing as the AL quick flash out to instantly just going to extra movement speed for now but first Blood on the top side for l z Cuts him down really well played there by LNG owner didn't want show so he didn't want to fully kind of just show on the waves to be to help him crash as a result position but had to stay around because with that Cannon it was going to be a freeze owner will start up the dragon on the bot side here though so we'll see ler about L it's using Faker has given it team an opportunity cuz he's dragon and I do think that the fact that Z still has teleport avilable at least right now he will be able to pick up most of this Cs and the wave but it does mean zika already what is it 40% of level up and has a kill plus a20 CS so this Gwen going be really tough to deal with as we get into the game I mean it's First Blood as well so it's nearly an 800 gold lead up there in the Top Lane which is going to be really rough you're the go trading well the wave still Should Crash it's too much to hold and you're too low HP so the wave will crash zika is going to go see if he can find some honey fruit likely in the river and if he can get it which he does the problem relax and the investment top side just certainly paying off th far for L and if I know anything about top laners that get one kill in Solo que charge Top Lane over and over and over blame strle for not getting him more ahead anyone dies elsewhere he's going to Fe and qu it's not my fault I Mye so and it's a good bit of push here that's prob we count I want to see you know if T1 are going to be opting into you know that Soul optimization you trying to follow around your jungle or trying to pick up all these additional Souls because really kind of ramping that up is such a big deal especially if you are playing purely support Senna uh you know where you're not going to be farming you're not going to be kind of getting that additional gold uh through that mid game game because you do have a true ad carry it's not like you're paired with Tom kench where you can start picking up more and more of that farm so I want to see how he optimized he's at 27 Souls already but that is going to be a huge portion of your damage in this kind of a game certainly is every 20 Souls 15 ad 20 range 10% crit chance so it's going to feel good every time you hit one of those break points as carer T1 three members in the area ready to set up Scout on the flank we're going to look for the shove he's going to manage to catch only Z in the meim baker Still Standing down what [ __ ] B Scout you choke artist to theal and T crucially there I think they're relying on the ultimate from K in these early skirmishes Faker move like a god watch again that you can take uh or rather focus on a target with all the C that is available for T1 with shot you have such a good sportsmanship I'm not playing L bro I'm a fan a fan doesn't need sportsmanship on the early Skirmish yeah I mean absolutely just look at the again was czy he's got a crystal he's got some's level he got his team for Dragon he got his team for [ __ ] Rift heral not really able to get much damage he do H Baker's actually carrying he's actually the blue guy and they do get punished pretty heav here watch all drinker so that actually really good in this early3 can tank a lot of damage you see that's and then you're already a m down this atro is ready to go off L should be happy that flash flash Panic help sure but it's not like they were even close to killing anybody I I think that was an ill-advised fight for LG to take and honestly I'm a little bit surprised because they are one of those teams that to me is extremely measured they're usually really good at evaluating how strong they are in a game they don't feel like they're in a perfect position you often just see them play s TR they tra least likely to fight you if they don't feel that they're in an advantageous position so it is a little bit surprising to see them opting into it and T1 does punish and you can see as a result the gold lead opening up Faker up over 20 CS gets a kill there and has so the Oriana put me in for scout I'll do a better job and theal now going to get dropped know what I'm saying I know Faker tendency Faker lead I swear to God 20 CS play for the coun Scout ped away flash to Rel Rel God get your [ __ ] rocked you do no damage you do no damage let's go every lane winning and usually is the team that is so good about not taking fights that they shouldn't take and then we'll talk about a top One V one later on but specifically that mid playay what it do go in's go go in Scout goes in UL him away then has to flash out there's no damage left then afterwards fer won a World Championship 10 years ago out here gapping these [ __ ] little kids Lane 10 years later really this kid was born in 2004 and faker's gapping him available but just stepping on the that's here in the final moment both these actually both playing really well but just no heal cut through that ultimate me couldn't actually do already played it was actually a csom or experience Advantage for Z say yeah again they do no damage they do no damage what are you doing bro especially with shock wave still available you're just never getting out of there as T what doing that's like that's like I would flame my jugler so hard for that are nervous I would flame my so hard and if you can't tell the crowd seems to be favoring T1 here in Korea the crowd erupting with every single play and LNG looking really uncomfortable I mean G wanted to turn it into a library that has not been the case yet T1 off at least LG got objetives right fantastic at this stage of the game and again I mean they're losing all Lan but at least involved yet least they got the dragon or the additional soul but they've justt Gan hung under their turret the entire game thus far but the big thing is with a lot of the action happening towards the top side of the map it has allowed Guma and K to just play fully for bullying in the lane because there is no support from Tarzan and Scout and obviously haven't had an opportunity yet either to get towards the B side of the map this counter pick of the nil actually ends up working out really well I think it's like an what is it eight free 400 Le had on F if they had me on Fizz I would have already typed SL surrender give this one to fer gold ahead because he's actually farming gold as well you know really effectively off those plates the crown now done for Faker so he's going to be staying safe bait and Hong on this on this blitz rank from behind that is going to be tough you know your soul both fall behind your Bot Lane a to even it makes me feel pressured to do something stupid I just want to win my L I'm already winning bro what's crank from behind playing against umbral glaive you never are going to know if you're in that safe pocket of vision where you can lurk and set up that experience potential is always there but the windows of opportunity get smaller and smaller when you're at this kind of deficit when you're playing against so much Vision denial especially against a champion like Senna and normally Guma we often see collector as the first item agressive yes much more solo Focus but it seems like actually funny that Tarzan and Scout who are the only two Kore on L are also the ones feeding so T1 wins in a tournament where T1 that shows you how that ear is going up as well now with that complete he did this through the play he loves to play this in fality style even when he's playing into tanks he was still doing this and he was able to really make it work lost one after being a head Cs and a kill so that's gation CH already commented on the atro as well as the but it looks like Faker is actually going for Crown into banshees so like the man is really going for defensive play Styles in the feature matchup presented by mercedesbenz thus far Faker the I I normally am not a fan of going for these type of full support BS but if you're 1500 gold up 1500 up that's [ __ ] awesome his read is probably he actually just out playing Scout after the whole intro video awes Stay you with the w and the r you know they can't AF to actually allward h what's your plan Crown buff will fade away but T1 leveraging that TP just to Ure they also honestly it's it's double AP laners it's a blit let's get having that pans Veil actually has incredibly high value um not only against the hard allins but against even just having that Mr is pretty high value so I agree people you know very of these really defensive builds but Amica you got a lot of damage on this1 just walking outly and this sucks for L this was the guy you set up to pull ahead the map was split to isolate Top Lane but that one V one costing so much now as we get later into the game and Zas you know for all his struggles that he has found in final and specifically against Doran was I think the member that even during the tough times 4 T1 this summer looked the most composed this is it's really easy to forget that this is a player that has only been the starter for 2 years right like he he's obviously been a main stay 4 T1 but as hasn't been around for that long the whole T1 team you know well besides Faker you know is incredibly incredibly young even for pro standards but it just feels like they're such veterans cuz they make every Deep Run every time they show up to these international events they keep getting far and yes they have not won that big International Event yet but they have gotten close time and time again and really big now is that L is able to create some Vision denial against right maybe try and hook someone in get a Le because is going to be forced to contest for yeah they about like's [ __ ] LeBron James see as that they're already old we'll have to see if can find a way started play Force fora so he's not going I've seen a lot more navori in Solo as well um but obviously a really big fan of this item allows you to close the gap you can see that he is also playing go so between that between the flash the dashes with the E you can try to get in on that backline snap people in with the Alti you have carrier with the Alti over the top to support the mango of T1 is just going to try to Pile in massive amounts of AOE damage started off by going in you have the shock wave going in you have a and if they can pull off that engage it's going to be incredibly difficult for LG I think to turn it around and I think one thing that L need to consider as we see this all in on the top but not quite as muched he drer and Faker is a top top Pro he's [ __ ] out here destroy but you can see here a lot of T's composition leveraging the power of healing might need to see some reduction from the side of L TP coming top side they're all coming there's four top right now Focus you're so good dude and collected bro that was good they sent five but but they get nothing they got one Tower bro that wasan made the call here this for not going to fight to see them good macro good micro good play the M try to get as much gold in the pockets of their carries as possible and attempt to be ready for this Soul fight which is very likely to be game deciding here in surpris knowing T if they don't even open minutes but just head straight towards the baron something that this team has known for for a really long time I think in summer they cooled it down a little bit uh didn't really work out quite as well as it has in the past we'll see if L find a way cuz I do agree I think that fighting there is always going to lose you the game L identified by far most fed in the game and it's going to be Crown into for scout so again respecting The Upfront damage respecting that potential engage what is CS creep score little minions you kill train here you have more gold it and you know just looking towards this kind of heavy bur style build does make armor very very makes me want to play league again but on all regret it [ __ ] Amen brother I'm with you every worldes want to play league and then I [ __ ] actually play it and I'm like what am I doing tricky because Ela is an incredibly obnoxious Champion every bit of crit she buys as well as might Dage to Champions so often times you 12 to 14s basically it's because to make a melee carry work they had to give her ridiculous freaking scaling and you will feel it at two items most certainly you will feel it even more at three items if this Champion is not blown up in a fight she will take over an extended engages one of the most successful combos in Legend Pro EV raan or re combined with jarin right like that combo uh or re and raan together and without the1 wouldn't really have anything to outside of a shock follow up in the same I'm going to Korea I follow is a good if a good engage is found I got to find a ticket I even think there's opportun just started off I get a ticket that's a shame that's a failure of capitalism I'm becoming socialist if I can't get a ticket there if I that's I draw the line dude [ __ ] tick she's also one of the only 80 carries in the game to go oh Gwen wants to jump on top of me that's fine you know this is a champion who can block so many of those empowered Autos yes she can't block the s take ofs head to they don't from like or Scout hook going just a little bit wide there you can see fighting tooth nail to get a little bit of vision down here just to make sure that T1 cannot attempt to sneak the baron T1 no mid fryo yet but with Guma coming out of the base with collector they will start to fight back for some of this vision control this is also where you see the um glaive get a ton of value right and the fact that K is able to consistently take away some of the vision of although I got to say with this W surviving I think they still have a pretty good idea of T not actually starting the baron yet com we for dragon two minutes till Dragon think Ward which is good scouting on lmg's part that's the big fight I think I think they're all just chilling until for starting bar on a moment notless there's a fight here unless there's a fight here over he's just going to lay down a little bit get the Conqueror stack hang might go for a hook just going to continue to fish for these picks but B's Veil plus Crown they got it you know you talked about it earlier as a build it's obviously very the same time no one is ever killing Faker it's just not going to happen yeah it's going to be really tough especally no one's ever killing fer that's not going to happen that's a [ __ ] that's a crazy thing to say that's a curse don't try to curse mid set C at the same time you you have to respect the fact that ultimate Comfort pick Gala on Ultimate Comfort pick is on two items all right we're about to Buck 20 from an actual major fight L I think are going to hope to get their two items done before this next dragon they're just farming like crazy to try and get ready for this Dragon this dragon's where the fight happens fight there if you can take that Dragon away from T1 maybe knock some of these towers off the map all of a sudden the game becomes T1 has a better late and do not as well you what I'm saying I feel like this is not like it's like waiting doesn't change anything comp is great making it heart for him to get hooked in owner with the Knight vow which I think he put on just now yeah there's really there's really not good poke either on on L's side to actually knock off banshees or ight hro in about 30 seconds this is going to be a must-win fight for LG infernal so also going to problems with 30 on top of that problem or T1 let's go one baby two items across the board just about for the side of LG maybe a chance to fight their way back into this game some unforced errors earlier on costing them dearly as we've gone later into this game but they can reset the script right here if they can find the right angle on this fight we need you here you can see both teams trying to fight we need all but all the vision for T1 is focus towards that fa inside have Mido the dragon spawning just now so will just try to rush it yes Z's already on it coming so the fight is back fight w w w if he gets to the backline owner now stepping forward Dragon good good good good good good very good the entire team toep need to hold on but there are who stand strong on the back side of the fight taking down so many members on the side of LNG and zika tries heroically but it's not enough to Ste look at dude get they got that's a crazy TP I'm sorry what get bot get bot claim the and you have to think they've claimed game one as well an incredible start to the series from T1 showing us something new here on the world stage with the but you can see fight everything they could want and it they know better obviously they know better that seemed crazy though you had a free bot turret and they still would have got bar either way so focused on trying to actually knock down this dragon that Z is not in a good position as the fight starts and then Gala just gets tipped there and as Hong hooks him he hooks Z in thanks for the alley domination he slams it gentlem I'm not trying to Flame anybody what do they call it Clash but I don't think Kong I feel like they got a clash team accidentally to play against T1 might be the I feel like this is they acally queued up 55 ranked q and they just got a [ __ ] random team is very much does not feel like pro team in the quarter destroyed that was the first hook the first hit was a Miss yeah yeah or a hit if you're a T1 pin true uh the blitz has been a terrible pick would be understandable but look at the team fight damage look at how many threats there are every truck combined with Anil combined with Faker even on this super tanky build not quite there on the owner he could feel the wind on his back side how demoralize to be behind in League of Legends it sucks you just sit there farming waves knowing you're going to lose just drag it out keep killing them in team fight to drag out soor for for kill back out Rec and on the push On's careful about over just taunting theming lock in P back upon the they're playing with children they're playing with children oh my God this feel it's a clean Ace for shock waves the minions just to speed up the demise of L Korean smiling okay this is all part of LG's plan to guess yet make him overconfident incredible start for T1 LG kicking themselves after for that early game and to be honest yeah it was a mess there as we got later the game going to have to go back to the drawing board as we get ready for game two and coming into this game uh for me as I mentioned the beginning the most important player on the T1 side was owner how was he going to be able to play it waser it was him and Faker the combination of the plus Oriana and then also side in particular having a really rough game on the D like they picked that away which I think was the right play amazing after a game like that I don't know if he can do that they I me I think he had a bad game but I also have to criticize Scout footage are they Poss there engag either the engage that he went in for over by theal fight did not work out the one out either go back to the drawing board because they just got absolutely rinsed by T1 and it's super concerning when you look at the El of those first three picks how solid that turning it into that performance that just did not match that initial assessment about send things over to the analyst come in no she did I didn't see her um they're showing them that fortnite went back to the old map they're all watching [ __ ] best Tik toks in there they don't need to review footage bro it's over the coach is saying okay you see this guy atrio he said you should take that bottom turret they're watching my my Clips they're watching my Clips so they can see them write notes of what to do zus hrock saying you should have taken the turret and not TP to Baron he makes it a good point remember that this guy was the goat at fizz [ __ ] big a watching T1 is so toxic I would hate to have seen him actually play league it was worse I promise you it was worse I promise you it was worse League of Legends brings it out of you dude because this game is such a hostage taker of your time League of Legends is a game that literally takes your [ __ ] soul your [ __ ] the few precious moments you have on Earth takes him and holds them hostage and it makes you angry um SPF hits you up to play Duo ranked do you accept I would but there's like a rank Gap limit so we can't queue in the same games he's bronze so we'd have to play normals which is kind of [Music] lame dude look at this difference 308 versus 028 bro would you rather be a billionaire and bronze 3 or poor and Challenger you have to legit imately be the [ __ ] dumbest [ __ ] alive you that's a question Challenger obviously okay that's a way more valuable skill long term uh honestly I'd rather be poor and bronze more motivation to grind you know what I'm saying I don't want nothing give it to me for free bro yeah I mean unironically there's literally hundreds of broke Challenger players they already exist all of them would trade it for a billion dollars every one of them that that is a that's a common thing here am I streaming in League of Legends category just click the category and scroll down bro you'll find a [ __ ] hundred of them you'll find a hundred [ __ ] of them uh the air all was such an in I mean Faker did Dodge it he did Dodge it God damn zus I just have this weird feeling that if zus picks hrock they can't lose not that he's going to carry the game but just like like they can't lose I don't know I just that's the vibe I get if they just put him on like one of the top laners he's good at he doesn't carry but he doesn't he just won't let him lose um the LG bot Lane Synergy has to be absolutely shot after those hooks all right you guys are they're still a pro team bro they've lost games before they're not gonna they're not dead they're not they're not screaming at each other they're not he's not like what the [ __ ] Blitz I am not trying next game you [ __ ] up the he's not AFK AFK report my Blitz please all chatting to Faker can you report Blitz all all FF they're not doing that bro they're going to [ __ ] they're talking and they're gonna try again it's just and if they don't pick Blitz it might be a much more different game I think Blitz is a terrible pick um I think Z should have tpd or shouldn't have tpd that was the two big errors that game I do wonder if Chinese neens are going to Flame the Korean members of LNG for [Laughter] feeding [Music] can the Korean player speak Chinese my understanding is they just have a very simple way of communicating they use like a few key phrases and pings that's my understanding but I could be dead wrong I know that's what happened on previous teams that have like um uh crosslingual teams they just use like pings and and simple phrases they spam bait Ping On Blitz yeah that's that is true bro that is true song of Noo-noo A League of Legends story available now it's really good I'll stream it this commercial I'm sorry what that commercial implies that you could save as much as renting your room out by switching to my plan from Verizon and that they were so happy with that they were going to kick their friend who was clearly down on their luck out of their house in the middle of the night after we set up the bed that's a terrible commercial poor [ __ ] Glenn and his terrible friends it's got you talking about it though I hate that dude as a marketer I hate that I hate that average people think that's how it works it gets people talking any promo is good promo that's their plan when they get you talking about it like SP SPF is going great right now yeah people are talking about FDX more than ever bro brand mentions on social media are through the roof what's your favorite law Bas song it's simple it's rise pull through H and rise rise make them remember you R now and he's still out here doing it dude he's still out here getting it done every [ __ ] year they put Faker has like the [ __ ] hype Ender he's still the goat he's still the [ __ ] most recognizable player he's still the main character of like the world's most popular MOA that's [ __ ] sick all right we back we're back to the draft let me fix this push through rise rise guys over that one didn't count show us a little bit more because there were so would you spend a day with Faker for 10K right now I I would I wouldn't charge him at all I would let him do it for free that's how big a fan I am am that's just that's that's how I do it uh uh I don't have Cod streaming rights no I'm only watching the draft and then I have to switch off uh let's see here let me mute mute you guys' audio all right what do we got what do we got what do we got LG bans air T1 bans Oriana so we're gonna have a different mid lane matchup than normal co- streaming rights are human rights yeah I hate maai I hate maai bro what a boring pick boo boo losers pick Malai maai is a copout it's a no skill it's a [ __ ] go next team fight only boo Faker on silus oh I would love to see Faker on silus Faker on S take the malkey ult yes oh hey trucks Faker on fiz baby fig on Fizz zus hro is a GG is a lock in N faker's been practicing silus I think he might I think he might go silus it's a it's not a bad choice here uh does figer nobody plays Fizz except for me they might call me in to play Fizz they're doing Gwyn again come on L bro 04 Gwyn he said he said he said let me run it back let me run it back I can win this one called it called it called it called it called it call it call it silus baby let's go let's go let's go all right silus atrox re this is good Faker silus is nuts I watched a clip uh I'm never going to be able to find it in I I'll never be able to find it I watch a six hour clip from he shellacked him oo oo varis for Gooma the baron steel King 0% win rate we're g to change that around right now well I mean so does Gwen so somebody's got a win either Gwen or Varys is getting their first World's win for this year come on T1 let's get a three tonight oh whoa oh Ash it's the ash it's the ash okay Veris Ash damn this is kind of a feast or famine situation uh Carri Ash doesn't miss arrows baby Cara K dude I feel like Cara Guma zus Faker owner are all playing well I actually think there's no weak links on this team none of them are bad they're all playing good they're all top te here at their role actually this world so far there there's no team they can't beat is what I'm saying nice Jinx bro if my words jinx it my Tattoo's already done it bro who do you think is the best athlete relative to their sport you mean like best to Gap their peers me at Hitman end of 2021 took eight months for someone to beat that record uh a Scrabble guy probably yeah isn't a cricket guy isn't the actual answer that some guy in cricket who's like [ __ ] W 14 centurions or whatever the [ __ ] they call it oh hide game who's been spotted and two slows already coming through the stun going to connect the abduct forcing out the W start coming in from Hong now walking away that's the heal you mentioned at level one a little sooner than we expected chronicler but just trying to Zone the raan away yeah I think they thought they might been able to actually get all the way in to force out a Summoner unfortunately the heal does get kind of wasted there so I think that removes a lot of the advantage they had from that initial attack you can also see Gala knowing how hard this Lane he's going to be he's on boots four pot so this is about as defensive as a start as you can get trying to have the sustain to survive and trying to have the ability to side step and avoid a lot of this damage the damage is still done though because Hong had to start with his W like one of the big advantage that I think raan has gotten and why his laning phase that used to be one of his we points has gotten way stronger than it used to be is because if you hit your gaming Quail you can tank so much of the damage but now volume you got basically not going to be able to contest this early game at all and K Anda that's right where they want to be so frustrating to play against this volley Halo blades now proog Hong supposed to back away eating two of those Autos nice bit of gold over to the side of Cara and remember that you can earn exclusive world's 2023 drops linking your Riot account on law esports.com world's icons get in there get your stuff just like Baris is getting in there right now because Hil of blades baby you can't win a trade against it that's the I guess confident that even though his Lan tough to get the wave in before there was an opportunity to the G set up some tribe Vision or have own our going to be the love this idea a [ __ ] leader Ro a leader play BL owner's just going to invade on the blue because that Ward over by Raptor saw him they know that he didn't go up towards that blue so it's going to be the blue taken away and owner could potentially even get the gromp as well and really get far ahead and that hot shot I do believe actually spotted him yeah you can see the pings over on Tarzan there so that's the angle when you get the push here it's so easy to get that perfect angle on ash to be able to spot out all of these Bots side camps and even some of the top side camps and you can see the damage already being done this is going to be the first waves crashing in at 3 minutes and they're likely going to get a plate right now they're going to get a plate okay owner's very likely to reset and then be able jungle while naturally already up in every lanech no counter play for L not every lane but I mean like uh up gold this is a clean early game from T1 thus far I also think there's a potential double scut honest nothing happen honestly nothing has given any real Advantage yet could going for the looking to force St comes out on the shattering strik a bit of for got the flash got the flash that's all you're going to get you're not going to get more than that get Q flash he's going to get flinged in I think he's dead oh they do spot Charan we'll see if on wants to contest here zika does have early PR towards the top side so this does deny the double Scuttle and that's a big win for LM allows ton to actually maintain some parody when it comes to farm I think that's the attempted gang right because he could have just stayed and taken that Scuttle on spawn but instead he does elect actually go for now he hoping that hey our both pretty good teams honestly I don't think it's there's no default winner if this goes late being on b side by owner and now he can clear back take those three camps can even look up towards the kugs respawn and you can see the T think any team is significantly better early or late I these are the one place that Tarzan could look for a gank right now if he's up by my crugs he could be looking for a gank in behind well no get spotted there with the saing going off to the wart so we see the P T1 again is aware we got a say Gala and hung able to take the early beating decently well there is still a lot of sustain available though for Guma double cookies as well as a refillable potion for the bad Foraker going getak got no HP no heals to get do by Tarzan window here to try capitalize on flash available the healing as well can he find a Target is going to flash back out the tower sh there Baker making it out to safety Scout looking to fall up the healing now coming in trying to find the one for one but Scout will stand strong getting the kill on a faker in the mid lane that's huge for LG and a mistake from Faker steps back he had evaded the gotten away but he wanted to bre out for owner though does spot scouted up sapping going to slow him down enough that Scout can't escape TP now coming in though Faker most likely just going to catch the wave here do they want to commit for anything delay actually means a lot means a lot so now that there's that big delay he's going to lose likely a full wave as Faker is going to be able to bounce and push this back in and T1 no they have full pryo for this Dragon here so they're going to be be able to start this up there's no way J Ste no Ste no Ste important that the gank works out though there cuz tarzon was like level three when that started off and if that play doesn't end up working out they fall behind very much now able ahead early as we see play this so well he just back in not much to this honestly nice e here think he thought maybe he could do the the shock does connect but then the FL he goes back St but it's not enough Scout was not hurt at all the that was so close look at the Gold it's T1 up when at 6 minutes you have a first blood that has a massive difference they have actually overcome just through farm and through the pl already on b side you can see look at G's position you know he had to buy those four pots early on had to use them all in that first kind of cycle of laning phase and now on the other side you've got some early lethality picked up you've got Tier Two Boots early on here from car which is one of the really nice advantages about actually playing these range supports here is that it's so easy to compared to a relic so much more gold as long as you have access to these autos and to actually hting in on that down a little bit but nothing crazy it's is bger than implied because you've already spent 200 gold on pots in the case of gall you've already lost so much gold just going for consumables Guma has the refillable now nearly as much and this is going to be frustrating as they go further into the lane boots two going to make it safer but mean mid L Tarzan in the area but again the Haw shots coming through H shots are also the W there in uh in the pixel brush actually spotting him and it doesn't look like l aware of that so W's going to remain there and continue giving information over I do think that T1 specifically have already been on good track with this but especially with these double which if you haven't watched in spr their is better it's really important draft is better their start better think it's the type of once you lose control you're in trouble massive damage barely coming through there that was really close Dam this bot have to really stay ahead because as much as you can kind of really deal a lot of punishment to these bottom Lanes all of a sudden raan hits six and the jungler shows up and you get flashed on and you're both dead well there goes your lead right so you do have to pay respect to that but look at K he was wrapping around off so it's going to be at least one it's going to be not only pushing Hong back and almost killing him it's now a nearly 20 CS lead because of the Cs being denied froms and they push to are going to be horrible Ste barely avoiding the tiny little cats get but owner didn't know that they didn't know because he left he could have Sten that they won the bluff was successful unintentionally so but working nonetheless as owner's now going to back away the one strong point of the map right now is Z on the top side winning out in isolation 83 CS to 69 now as uh atro you know going to catch a couple here under the tower pretty quickly have to imagine that he's learned from those got do which is lame but he's still up CS sometimes the just two good in a melee match up Mele vers mini M just stayed on the blue buff and taken it wouldn't even known that and he died that's the goat Suffering From Success man exactly and we do now see this heral being started up T1 100% want to go in this waiting for a [ __ ] god Arrow I'm sorry for this is a win1 I'm this have to be careful about grouping up does have six and I think they're backing out they're choing the back out but can they afford to give it up already pretty low here 41 at half is the problem he's trying to set it up because H do have over no going forage What the fu happening U but it is going to be Gala basing so LG looking like they're going to bail out of this and just head him down towards bot because if you look at the map it's a big W even with G leaving I think he's going to be too late unfortunately to get most of that that wave likely going to bounce so T1 they're doing just B this fight out while the bottom Lane crashes in loses even more CS levels especially because with Tarzan and zika still postering this aggressively T1 haven't really caught on so we do now start see the pings go down on the bot side turret as well Gala I think was also sitting on white so should be able to actually get a big counter punch here if T1 doesn't respond time we do see the backs being channeled now yeah but they could even send down you know Zas to answer this if they really want if concerned about plates going but he is going to TP back topa and car are heading down towards bottom so I don't think they're going to get much maybe one PL here for GID as well so they're trying to get something back here that was counter around with theot w and theyed it out and they here waiting to catch the T1 bot Lane as they do return uhoh uhoh sit they called the play out they sniffed it out they see Tarzan G Shing through two plates but what else will T1 be able God Faker did no damage Faker does zero damage right now holding on three plates on the bottom side and again I think this is a must get this Dragon 41 tzen Tarzan in trouble Sten the maai ultimate leaping back pushed away by the dragon getting a little push back to safety here but T1 now Priority Access to the second Drake of the game and even with Faker not hitting a skill shot doesn't have his ultimate available means that L doesn't want to risk it and it's going to be going over leadership with no on is playing scared Sten fromer I think G would have been a dead if they tried to fight this one so going to be pushed back Scout trading with Aker obviously can't continue to chase down towards that bot side where you know all the T1 members are and this Sid Lane has just been mostly kind of left alone and yeah the bot Lane is the story of T1 here this time bot L is the one making who's going to be able to get that sane com Flash the snare will connect but there is no follow up there instead theal immediately going to get dropped T1 now looking to grab two plates here Flash in though owner's not happy with just two plates you are the will you are the goat bro it's a great dive from T1 owner no hesitation even with Tarzan I think handling that very well trying to block out keep him from following up Baker still had the flash so he flashes in finish out and they get in got ituma locked down should get taken out here CH going wide he will not be able to get anything back crucial kill and really big play there from zik able to find his way towards that b side and that's the one risk he always run with this double Marksman Lane it's over cuz like without that I actually think this some plates inside but I'm pretty sure this is really getting out of control for for L they didn't get that one k how many Summoners that actually cost T1 went with the early cleans but used both his Summoners as well in that retre they're going to be vulnerable but here's that earlier dive Tarzan again gets way play that really Weller just flashes back but then Faker just flashes in he's got multiple of those passive Autos stored up and owner was tanking the tower on the other side really well played from the T1 jungler setting Faker up and again it's another good start here from Faker was incredible on the well I mean the Gold's close but multiple good for him toal I do thinking that Recon Al is also really really powerful so he could have another good one here what I do think is important though is that when you look at the 5v5 LNG they are some behind it's about 5 600 gold but Cloud Drake isn't the type of Drake where I think this if this was an infernal like last game you'd be looking at it very differently but T1 does need to maintain control of this map cuz once you lose it you starts actually front to back against aios maai Gwen andan well so much of it is going to be about the early poke you know how much poke can Gooma get down is really behind the curve so if he's actually getting poked down getting chipped out it's going to be difficult for him cuz he's so far away from being able to get towards this is a close game this is a really close game right now no has been pushed way back of course that kill he gets on the B side does help him but it'll be really heavily down to execu I would like to be cleanly ahead with this oh Arrow Al from Faker but the Carri ultimates a DOD narrowly dodged away from there CM cool collected to clear out this wave and I think it's an excellent call out that this is such a tricky position for L to find themselves in need to hold on to some semblance of control in this game good news is after that game one much more controlled game two at least tra not grabbing more plates still holding on to a gold lead l at least not making the same mechanical missteps that they did in game one coach called for L to try and hold on to these turrets as long as that outer ring of turrets remain standing T1 can't really fully take control especially once car finishes his uming second contested for this reason it becomes a lot harder to actually keep control and I do think the single lock down on T1 can be really tough to deal with take a look at the match snot it's all over the place car it carry it careful but at least there's no one with a crazy gold Le like there was in the previous game this is a very very even it's going to be such an lot of pressure I feel like on LG you know after that first game if you drop the second one in the close one it becomes incredibly difficult because they point from T1 and T wanting to actually wanting to be able to keep the pressure on going with such different bot Lane strategies we've seen it move more heavily towards these enchanter Lanes but car a backto back games playing double Marksman bot Lane down here just farming get to T1 leveraging their priority into the mid lane the control that someone like aity bar is going to give you by just piercing AR every way mid mider one Tower and I got to say I agree it feels like T1 asers really shine it's also something that we've seen in the tour right and it's been one of the big reasons why blg for example be really success W was able to get such big leads consistently it's this bside counter Pi goes in on Charan we're going to try to burn through Trier is it going to be enough flash out to safy on the back Kuma managing to land the ultimate a little bit follow damage they coming back double TP Nowak is there lock down coming away the ultimate pushed back by the side of T1 Baker stolen Mal Dam he missed the [ __ ] Dash over or whatever the P fight breaks out but look at the health Tarzan is incredi stepping a little bit too far here but still has the Flash oh [ __ ] hold on to it won't even use it okay they pulled out the dragon invest itless to start this up Fearless on the 17 not even is going to go to T1 yeah the initial play looked like it was going LG's way but with the first that fight was even but they get the objective every time and it didn't mean that desite the bra dude they're saying we want this they got confidence they got Charisma they got Swagger in% HP just [ __ ] pushing out dude as you say on Soul point and maybe it's not the exact one that they do want but still playing so and flat move speed and a down arrow might be enough to get Baker in here Scout zooming out safety just in time not quite enough duration on that one thank you Merk treads honestly a crucial purchase CC with this much engage potential notaker thereon you talked about how important that one could be T1 were able to break t maybe L can use it to fire back it's a really good counter punch from L cuz it means that you can probably hold on to both of your outer turrets for a lot longer and T1 also possibly could have leveraged the pressure that the her provides into then an advantage in the eventual Soul fight in about 4 minutes time and we do see t continuously looking aggressive but right now there's no real objective on the map right so they can either try and go and play aggressively towards the sides Ian for team for dive opportunity or try and find individual picks and set up for the dragon when it does come up and I mean you could see how much of an emphasis there was towards the dragon you just look towards the bot side all of vision there and now they're getting Vision in around that top side as well uh is T1 constantly pushing forward utilizing Haw shot utilizing volley to check brushes moving around with owner establishing forward vision control here to try to kind of move up that line and even open up opportunities like this where faker's pushing in top owner and carrier are going to cover him and it's likely going to be a tier one Tower unless L are really willing to fight for it for L though I do looking at the gold and the item break points that have been hit they can also just decide to give up uh control of the area for now as long as you don't give over the dragon I I do think that you're going to reach the two item break points we're seeing getting close same for Z the gold is dead even though enough and I do still think that that is where L if they can actually get that front to back could look for a turn around I think they can but I'm really concerned for their ability to T1 is first one to that objective I think we're going to see T1 committing cool Downs really aggressively just to get chunks down on L we're going to see stolen maai ultimate come out right away we're going to see the ultimates coming out from K and Guma everyone just committing early in a fight they because that is what they're looking for they're looking for that fight to start and they just overwhelm their opponents with the engage but if T1 has you down to half Health to 30% Health before it even starts you can't really engage you can't look for it and T1 with lethality varis are just always playing good man they're playing good your vision down you will always be responding this game could break either way it's going to come down a [ __ ] really close fight really frustrating minutes second engage your team has and the tool that you can use to shatter kind of the glass Cannon the T1 are bringing to the table he playing like tank this is aing when you're already at a single game deficit and he had such a rough game one it's also the reason why the silus was actually getting banned a lot we saw blg do it very consistently cuz I do think that maokai loses so much of his power when the opponent can just answer right I think maokai ultimate yeah it it it literally is but not only is it a better version of your old it also takes away so much of what I think makes the champion so oppressive allows you to set up and your opponents particularly with CHS like try to up before they can even get to the objective I like the timing of this so he shoots out the ultimate and it's at a time where if you force the cleanse the cleans will not be back fight what the [ __ ] maybe going to commit to this I don't think so so they do get that flash but I mean good flash actually your ultimate will be they have five around him out so he's going to be very vulnerable thought it was panicky but it wasn't fight but of the primary target is going to be Guma they really have to get towards him and try to take him out you can see second items coming through for a lot of people Scout almost has that tier fully stacked up Z has done his a very slow paced game been a [ __ ] slow game we are seeing here is that L again doesn't need to go for this Dragon this is just an individual Drake for them obviously if they get it they get soul but L tried to set up as much Vision as they can to sniff out a barel in case T1 do not opt into a contest at all and uh particularly with the vision that they've been able uh to set up if you take a look one Ward on dragon fight 20 seconds that's the big that's the big moment these Wards here they should have a pretty good idea of where T1 is going to go as it is about got ready that fin second spawns but they still get the information that they need is second Herald is utilize mid lane I don't get the charge is it going to get the charge not quite the Mator wait a minute faker H now caught out arrow is going to connect but not onto a priority Target LG will they look for the re-engage no just opting to back out no that this is not their window to fight this is what expected from T1 push in utilize those ultimates early try to use that to position try to get those chunks L though have a pretty good position here themselves on the side Tarzan will try to retake some of this vision and LG are going to try to get the Scuttle and see if they can find the better angle for the engage Scuttle down G great gun fight DPS he abely outes but if it just comes down will not come out top for ISS have a good angle to engage at all though playing he's almost like trying to Mark Z but he need back they're going to goer G manes to make it sa isol for the back playing so good though the fight G looked good but Gala did not matter one3 basically kep them all out of the fight for LNG there's not enough damage available and that's going to be so for T1 Z's got so much done there the Z atro and he [ __ ] zoned out three MERS of the team and then pressur Scout now they got cl to run from him I'm kind of surprised because they were playing in Ang but then of him as owner comes in and look at the Ang froms out of doesn't overit does overit still Scout oh my God dud will easily that and the Frat of this full ofal atrox together out even though owner ends up going down and and then as you said on the uh flip side get down what every average player would have done [ __ ] full in towards those guys they to focus you down and then so far ahead ultimates play available they could always start this just to force the TP from zika who is pushing heavily down on that bot side but T1 want to play it out a little bit more slowly not going to risk it so they're just going to have go down towards bot look to answer and winning you're doing great shes mid K invades with owner it's rinse and repeat all game long Faker gets pushed top then moves down with the team T1 are just playing this out so well through multiple lanes and really limiting the options and opportunities for LNG by constantly tracking them Charon did get blue that's a d so that's that's a win take what you can get step one on the journey winning game not a lot for the blue it's been brutal I was ready for this to be much closer but to be honest T1 the way that they've been counterpicking bot Lane not over playing their hand playing patient in a lot ofat saw that F Gala has two items perfect guns and he was not super relevant solo isolated by this consistent blind pick Top Lane this becom a problem for L 60% C I forgot for Sim to what we've seen with kaisa as Z tries to contest Vision leveraging the Shroud to try to contest here Gala with The Inferno ultimate can always be a threat but again T1 just taking their time and I think this build from Zas kind of represents him as a player it's risk versus reward right this is something that he is just so confident in his ability to EX on a build like this almost everyone plays gor jinker because it's more stable it's more secure you go gorer you go St you get in the middle of the fight and at the very least you're going to take up a lot of damage this one is the 1 v9 or the all your team reports you and car are just you got to you perfectly and so far they're just in the right spot they position to just continuously the always so far to go through [ __ ] fak on the game that t one have establish themselves the only right now is they have the maai they have the luxury of the sapplings to face check some of this vision for them but the real winner here is not T's control around the baron it's Zas this man just eating CS eating creeps everywhere on the map becoming St L out cuz they know they have to be in the biggest in the game by far 17 ah of the closest they just want to play for Elder I think at this point you're delaying this long after you took the soul already after you already have that Advantage they just want to play around lower damage objective I Pi was wi the bar obviously has a lot of Faker to get the first pill play the most Champions I ped everything Foraker I and taking only the fights when it really does favor them T1 are playing almost the that I expected from LNG coming into this series it's slow it's deliberate it's control how a bounty goal with zero kills I actually don't understand 300 CS at 27 minutes 303 CS at 27 minutes [ __ ] crazy fantastic sign of T1 success I think [ __ ] crazy a four gold CS Bounty but this game has felt incredibly one-sided because it's been T1 dictating where all the action is it's been T1 pushing in the waves controlling the vision this game still close to win built a big Advantage Arrow just unluckily missed through the post stolen maai ultimate now used potentially opport don't don't here for the side of FL the Bottom t up and available Tarzan getting chunked and L not really able to get anything just a trade of maai Tim that's a really big win here 41 available miting the bar way harder and Tarzan committed his flash you can smell the desperation as soon as that flash came in he's mashing came out ahead of that stage and they have a little f are going to be so hard to pin down with this Cloud he's chunked and he has no flash there's almost no way for him to approach and try to steal Saving Grace here is that they do have the Scuttle so T1 can't start up the baron without knowledge of LG do know though Faker is about to hit his death Gap is about 500 wor forg looks don't think they'll able to get it theer didn't T1 already playg and stole that a little bit and play with that I think it becomes really hard for LG to win a fight I don't think that crab is going to save a lot of Grace for much longer chronicler you're right there's death C coming there's Elder inic this year they look like fcking priority with this lethality varis LG are going to do what they can just to set up defensive Vision just to make sure that their jungle is safe already burning two Wards just to be able to walk in they're going to fight for bot Lan control to have an angle to walk into the river but T1 already total control around the objective I just love The Observers highlighting this they can't see any know where anyone is to fight through bot try to push F ghosts and hope that they can win this fight cuz if you can win this fight that is the one risk with this going for where they're playing so conserv cuz if you lose this flip if somehow L get that Elder the game can get turn around now the fight's happening oh [ __ ] this is a big fight this is such a big fight own going owner is not quite going to burn the engage quite yet time already using The Hourglass now trying to back away that's the Miss cool down consumed as well is this the window of opportunity where T1 want to start it no they're just trying to play for more cool Downs just build up these lead the little advantages smart also Z is looking for a back not going to get it though and we do see the Poke from Scout not Landing right now but Gala does have both his available very healthy sitting on free items fin Lord Dums just now exactly finish that ldr so he's really strong last and L are trying to force this respons trying to keep Z around and keep this opportunity attack but it's T1 who looks like they want to pre up the player now stepping in getting forced backwards L not quite able to secure the blue buff there using one of the up G trying to force the issue Force the fight here seconds T1 has to be careful out grouping for the infernum ultimate owner a little bit chunked here and H's looking for that angle they're going to try to pinch Z resetting a little bit both sides backing we it's just a battle of poke both sides hoping to trigger the charm now coming through will he ran though he ran dude he's so good he didn't fight even though so [ __ ] brilliant coming alive they see the window of opportunity brilant the armor of L and they tear it a sun there is no room left in the fight T1 will take everything they want in this game to [ __ ] that was so beautifully played that was so beautifully played holy [ __ ] dude it was like a [ __ ] Mexican standoff dude have toest C around and around staring down waiting for someone to Blink and you can see like the beat a sweat on [ __ ] LNG and they cracked they shot first missed by a while oh my God they they put the pressure on till they broke disciplin they out cleanly versus LG in game two and bring us to match point a semifinal spot on the [Applause] line 20 baby 2 dude they're looking so good this year they look so good this year and for game two the they look good in all Lan no Lane looks weak and owners looking playing so damn good better than he was way this game T1 looking so prepared they focus want the [ __ ] s to happen where comes in late out of get out of the fight early but instead of him like fighting back he had team backed up to drag them when he turned it was [ __ ] L doesn't get to play the game T1 consistently coming out ahead and as a result thank you for the gift I don't have my thing open I can't see I don't have my dashboard Robert St thank you for the gifted [Music] uh yeah T's biggest threat was gen G I mean jdg let's not [ __ ] [ __ ] let's not let's not beat around the bush here jdg is a strong [ __ ] team they are the favorite versus T1 Ops cam God God God God God God damn it's going to be I mean the [ __ ] mood in Korea if T1 sweeps through [ __ ] the best three Chinese teams in the world to win worlds in Soul it's going to be [ __ ] pandemonium it's going to be [ __ ] awesome they're going to have the [ __ ] jets flying above oh parkour I wonder if Faker would retire if he won the birth rate skyrockets dude it would and they're all fakers [Laughter] babies if T1 wins worlds Korea's birth problem completely solved it's just the problem with one dad dude all right I'm going to get a drink this is commercials Faker the new genas con Gods Gods Gods Gods God God e [Music] just let Glenn live with you you [ __ ] psychos let give Glenn a chance bro he just got divorced he's moving into your [ __ ] house just for a few days till he gets back on his feet and you're going to kick him out cuz you can save money with Verizon God God good God God good it's a cold world it is a cold world bro thankfully we have Faker to bring the warmth to it would you still watch law Esports if fakeer retired I'd probably still watch worlds worlds is Just Fun Worlds is a good product LCS is a bad product LCS is boring bad teams not fun to watch lck is all right uh but world is what's good you got the [ __ ] hype you got different styles I like seeing teams that have [ __ ] built up their own unique Styles fighting each other it's cool energy greater than G2 yeah yeah energy being uh uh getting out of groups for na was sick I don't know it's good um yeah I would watch worlds but but I you know I'll cheer for T1 for [ __ ] I got T1 [ __ ] here I got T1 tattoo I'll cheer for T1 for as long as they keep doing it but yeah I'll be sad once faker's gone it'll feel different I I love uh I don't know I'm a huge mango fan for the same reason I think it's so cool when someone who is like a baby when they got in the game and became a legend young is still doing it it's been [ __ ] a decade you know and they're still doing I think that's so sick I think it's just like a cool to me I think that's badass it's just so hard to do uh Lebron yeah LeBron dude I I I I'm not the hugest LeBrun fan um but I I still I mean LeBron and Brady I think both were sick for that reason I think I think it's just crazy um yeah cuz like you know these are these are all sports League included though not even to the same degree where it's like there's so much money in it everyone you're playing against is a [ __ ] you know genetic freak who is all top 1% of the genetics for this and is training with world class trainers all times they're all getting paid Millions to beat your ass and a all of them are younger than you that's crazy you know to to still be doing it the way Braun and Brady are crazy or not Brady anymore but were and then mango same thing you know you got mango vers like Zayn is cracked Cody Schwab cracked they train [ __ ] gazillion hours a day they're they have better [ __ ] uh practice methods and Mango's still out there sometimes beating him and he did it in [ __ ] basements in 2006 you know that's you know what I'm saying like mango was in a [ __ ] red Solo Cup tables playing melee for tournaments for his first wins and now he's [ __ ] playing in arenas versus the best players now it's just cool it's just cool uh T1 win they won two out of five it's best of five so they need one more Z played phenomenal that game uh MVP of that game for sure just a just [ __ ] good clean hro play in a in a bad matchup Gwen's favored my theory that zus on atrox equals win holds true who do you think was more impactful for the respective esport Faker or mango for the game not the audience for the game not the audience I'm not sure what that means uh melee is such so incredibly smaller melee is so much smaller than League that it's tough to say mango it's like you know how when you take a a small image and you scale it up in Photoshop really big it looks all blurry I can't imagine how to compare the two because Mango's impact on melee is is is insane and it's probably larger than fakers but the game is so small that it's easier if you try to blow Mango's impact up to a game as big as League it would feel weird and blurry it would feel stretched you know what I'm saying so I don't it's tough to say um there's just been so much more money players teams in League that it's impossible Faker have the same level of impact Mango's been like the one guy with funding for a long part of melee and the he had the biggest fan base for the long for it still does probably in the biggest longest time I think fakers is is more impressive probably much more impressive but not not in a bad way I'm like a huge mango fan just like you can't compare because leue is Le is just too much competition it's too much hard like he is fighting against millionaires from China who started playing the game in 2004 or like sorry were born in 2004 and played the game their whole lives like it's not Faker still being this good is crazy anything TI does better that you wish league did um Bryce pool is bigger uh I don't know TI has some some cool [ __ ] in their production but I don't think there's anything wrong with League's world's product I think the League World stream is Fun the casters are good um schedule's good like the format was good this year I don't know I I got a problem with it they get a big dragon they get the [ __ ] cool hype songs R does a good job with worlds I'll say it have you seen the video where Faker was dripped out of his mind in a custom Ralph Lauren suit yeah I did see that the story last year yeah I know and the story this year is already so good if Faker make if T1 makes it T1 being back to finals after losing last year in a heartbreaker and beating the entire Gauntlet of the best Chinese teams in the world China going for a complete format sweep in Korea look at Faker Zen mode holy [ __ ] faker's sleeping he's falling asleep CU such an easy win wait can you see this look Faker Faker literally [Laughter] asleep little bro is snoozing this is over plays with his eyes co uh he's probably I gu maybe he's meditating or focusing that's why he's the glue guy dude he stays calm as [ __ ] dude he's still doing it that's crazy he plays eyes closed he's like uh Luke Skywalker practicing he puts the [ __ ] thing on and just uses the force show selection let's see I would love a 3L I would love a 3L bro give me that three 0 3o and send a message Jin ban Rumble ban is Nico that powerful I see so many Nico bands Malai ban okay so Orie so is this air yeah air okay I mean Faker air it hasn't are they locking it Go Fizz bro all right I will say I never feel I never feel conf ident in air Faker air has had many cracked moments and I trust him and I think he's good at it air just feels so finicky to me it's like it's like a I don't know doesn't have that punch oh oh Sani or poppy huh azir is like play not to lose rather than play to win it does feel like that it does feel like azir can't like even though he can he really can I mean what we're saying is wrong azir is a great Champion that can play to win but like it does feel it feels passive uh I don't know I don't know we'll see I like the poppy atro atro atrox at TR [Music] atro pick atrox lock the Win Pick atrox oh what the hell hro Bann caras Rada is [ __ ] good Carri is Rada always seems to hit that [ __ ] old where they hit each other uh you have to you have to Sy it yourself Remax I can't play with the sound dmca reasons they're going to ban hro right or no what is T1 gonna get hrock are they gonna let nban okay they don't fear it all right atrox lock I thought they'd ban atrox he'd pick Nar but I guess they're more afraid of Nar huh I guess they really think atro's not a problem which is crazy because he's been a problem all right Varys again I mean T's draft looks almost too good could be Jack I think it's atrox big calls for a big a pick he locked jcece okay real pure poke wait this is a pure poke this is a crazy [ __ ] long range the Jace Veris azir uh [ __ ] ranat comp it's all about poppy is the only front line okay I don't know this is crazy this is so crazy t130 t130 yeah it is reverse so if Faker wins this Lane he gets the rare you never get to do this the rare [ __ ] reverse Lane domination where you get to fight someone in one lane one match up beat him switch the match up and beat him still that's [ __ ] awesome that is the ultimate goated [ __ ] sit down L bro uh we'll see what happens I I I we'll see what happens Scouts gonna have to be nervous for that to happen I don't think Orie can all right uh I gota go back find their footing in this game three it is do or die for the LPL third seed Tarzan struggling a bit this series see if he can do more on this Sani in the early game let's go baby obviously with the entire crowd behind the last representative of the L world's 2023 LPL fans got a cushy life right now they already got three through hoping to find a fourth but it's going to take dude L four in the quarter is going to be so annoying got three don't get greedy yeah anyway if you think that's a laughable concept connect your League of Legends account with prime gaming to grab the exclusive ROM W emot can kek along with the rest of us what the team wants to do I get scared of Renekton bro that's just sounded like the most helloid hello fellow kids hey kids if you'd like to K along with the rest of us I'm in my 30s could you tell ha uh oh Scout anyway I don't already have a response to this guys I'm very sore okay it's fine I think I think it's a fun emote that's the extent of my opinion wasn't making fun of the emote was making fun of Draco important czy I'm going to get the I have to jump to the defense of Draco yeah oh it's true the ones we love as they say you know chronicler's on this positivity hype he keeps showing us this picture of a frog every time we do negative self talk yeah I don't do it okay I won't hope LG aren't doing any negative self talk either got to stay focused bot Lan again has been a huge uh weak point a lot counter pick on the bottom side of the map start individual play going to be so good if Little Agency in the first two games game three going to be a bit of a different story I don't like that fak getting bull I mean if he can play whatever his heart desires just play for these winning 2v tws and that's working for T1 then they are such a frightening team because we talked about it a lot this guy when he really was at his Peak it's kind of carry it just going crazy he was trying all kinds of different supports he was trying all kinds of different styles and that mej watch game because he's so mechanically proficient he's so flexible as a player and he really knows how to get the maximum Advantage always win support meta within the lck it was just like you were playing down you were playing down to B against T1 there was just no option she had to ban Ash every single time as Tarzan and owner are going to meet walking in face to face Tarzan owner wait a minute has that much but right now a lot of damage coming in for owner now just going to zoom his way out to safety that's the phase Rush Pro coming in dude confidence both sides squaring up with a big old Golem here flash dude owner is such a [ __ ] goder dud what a confident play on G as as Tarzan retri back the wall owner sees the opportunity and now he's going to try to cut off scout here potentially Scout senses it and does walk the long way but what a way to assert dominance he gets having a rough series tower no question about who the better jungler is today from the guy was the big underperformer on this roster steing in lots of damage out for Flash out of safy Flash coming save the day buckler goes in a little bit of a slow going through z be careful here can't walk too far forward but owner just to the flash away from everywhere he needs to be and now it's a disaster the lane is I don't know if is going to get his back but the lane is pushing into Z that one play is so sick be able the very jungle but it's going to be substantially every lead they had is like find yet another not early game lead you used double Flash and you didn't even get owner that was such a sick Flash cannot overstate how bad that is for the re Lane State you're down 02 you just got solo killed in your jungle then you both committed flash top to get absolutely nothing into a bad wave state and now Zas is just going to play Crazy aggressive here knowing he has that flash Advantage zika is in a world of H then you look down to bot Lane surely it's going well there well bad news you're getting pushed in you're about to lose a play here to K and Guma who have been playing incredible all let's go baby was Scout in the mid lane coll bot and top have priority giving up so much room for owner to go wherever he wants to inout the only lane even falling for L again it just feels like we've seen this game before Scout and it's going to be up to scout in this one I think Charon is going to have to farm his way back in said that burst of Sani early on with Perma Frost and the power of her W and Aftershock is insane but once your cool Downs are used and you don't have the avilable and especially if if the puppy can find an Ang the wall you're not going to be able to with the initial burst I just think so incredibly well drops the hammer on him oh dang but damn that was just so clean I mean he gets use the buckler now they're going to go aggressive bottom side owner trying to work a little to space H has no Mana G finds the initial route the follow good D coming through from Gala potential an opportunity to turn but owner sticking right on top of him V rush now proed owner just going to zoom his little butt out to safety be be fine for now L holding getting pressure here as well a positive sign for their bot L but owner might look to respond o no hex Flash coming through just yet and engala and hung both with flashes available not going to run the risk DOD the shock wave Scout had six Advantage but he immediately is unable to find DOD Faker well and Scout knew as soon as Faker Dodges that he has to retreat because Faker was about to hit six and if he stays up trading there he's going to get scooped back and he's likely going to be dead so T1 going to use the mid pryo come down towards again D I got to give owner some credit owner mean I already G credit I got to give more credit owner MVP of the whole series even though I do think that was the MVP right of Summer was able I think the jungle D has been the biggest I think when the rest of the players drag they're confident around all the objectives Le purely he's just but with the Oriana a pick that we've seen can skill insanely well but not necessarily have the biggest I think we saw this in the KT series as well is that lead going to be enough with how aggressive T1 is playing this early game and especially without a great ball delivery system there's no easy pairing he doesn't have the ran he doesn't have the Wukong he doesn't all playing I mean honestly Faker might be the weakest of in a fight onto the backline which is crazy CU he has not a bad game he had a great first game I mean overall might be Faker is the quot weakest even though he's played really well I feel like a broken record in a lot of these games it's a bit about the engages here for L mle angles because they don't have any consistent engage and the going be really tough when you're start those fights at this level people are so good at dodging out yes it's a little bit more reliable and immediate than the maai perhaps outside of the maai flash W so perhaps L can get more done with it but if you feel like a broken record it's cuz again we've seen similar patterns in all three games where ultimately even if individuals are landing well even if zik was Landing well it didn't matter Za still found so many every other team gets to study this if he gets to study this they get to see exactly how ads this meta how they fight Chinese teams you know it's like this is I mean they're they can out play him still but he has actually been able this is really good study in a good position the early gank being fored by Tarzan showing up when owner was there as well actually ends up being big and I think T1 was still be able to stack a lot of the objectives but it does mean at the very least that LM should have a opportunity once we get the power of car and it is showcasing the power of Theo right in that 2v2 obviously a lot stronger than the blitz Ser I don't know and is going to allow to be way more aggressive right you get the additional range with the w you have the safety and the move speed from the uh Scout is farming incredibly well incredibly well be dead because of how well Scout is forming he's UPS fourman dive wait a minute wait a [ __ ] minute looking down here on the bottom side good initial damage nice pull back on the shock wave still standing for now the bailout will buy enough time for them to get still standing and that means Ang here the HTI still dude what no wait that was a perfect knock but they didn't get not backer does not have the Finish T need to get a kill back need the kill they need that g kill they need the Gill come on bro standing finding the dissonance finding the speed up G making it out and spks a new for the side of L play that so come together I don't know how they have and get out you thought they were screwed as we're going to have a potentially a fight here on top side when K found that angle for the hos takeover I thought it was over for L I know that take into F finish off the kill I'm so shocked that wasn't a triple kill makes the marathon play running out to safety K played that damn well though I got to say is K at onset of this play isn't actually six so they're able to hun to zero Guma Charon is crucially able to deny Out and because Faker when he goes in for the shuffle doesn't actually have any backup damage there isn't enough doesn't have the item he doesn't have the burst and with the heal H and G are able to PA towards the top side was there one second earlier even the Flash doesn't get the wall uh knock into Gala doesn't get the wall knock inly that's why really ran out of damage you can see you know proing that little heal on the auto there from Gala gives him the speed up with the being able to kite it out and then the dissonance from Scout LOL took all four be able to get out of there so frustrating 41 and slight lead as said doing get bar they might have return play foreat line up finding the angle instant damage coming through ralo they can get the route as well if they could find the mark but nice counter Punch coming in from Goa using the AL to stop the plane it's track Galla continuing to step up desperate to get a little bit more here but has to be careful the coming through good damage Goa wants to finish that [ __ ] confidence that [ __ ] confidence my God that [ __ ] conf he never he didn't blink he didn't back up once he was 21 that [ __ ] confidence was crazy they take it right back recklessness really fearlessness Gushi is playing on IM playing chicken with that guy he would drive the car head first so these longer fights are so much stronger as they're still fighting now trying to make his way out to safety no dashes available so the steadfast presence won't do much Faker now zooming in the scoop goes a little bit wide the knock back ready to go just comes I don't like the den T1 could just set their sights on the Drake a bloody back and forth they push him out sure caran going to get away but T1 will take the objective right off the back of it h out get it get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out [Music] get follow is there on the back hostile take is clean R run run run your ass off run R trying to one should fall here still standing the ba but he will eventually die L get the kill that is a big investment though yes they get the kill but they lose the dragon and say is going to happen this freeway careing careful still looking for a I don't know about that uhoh and continuing to back up cutting the wave oh wait a minute the wave look at theat faker's on his way Alti available for Tarzan in just a couple of seconds here counting down ticking away yeah they can't do it Faker going to try to cover early Al try to make it for a bit too long not respecting comes Faker Tarzan getting shredded by the soldier one more is going to do it the emperor Shara finding the double a double kill for the king of the LC gets down to the B Lane and F I never doubted the air I never doubted the a what I was saying finish a is the goat air is a great pick that's why he's the goat put him on put him on the a never doubt not once not for one way too long and look at the handshake to set it up yeah the big thing here is I a if my name was [ __ ] the coach of but especially with hex Gates you need to know the timings you have so much less time the way is so far up and even with them pulling trying to get it to crash earlier it's not enough I mean they were down there and they knew that their opponent saw the dive coming I want to say 30 plus seconds there was a lot of time to respond to this play you cannot be that slow against a team this good you have to respect abow that is the best for it is slow gold in the Le four people against two under Tower and they [ __ ] draged out un monstrously has tried to come down to the team now multiple times while Zas has been farming it up farming PL he's now up over 40 CS farmed multiple plates on the top side that is a 13 nearly 1,400 gold lead for Zas in the 1 V one that is going to be so hard for them to answer and the one lead that was still there for L was Scout who has still maintained this lead but because of the kills I don't think is going to be substantially behind in his a Mythic now but push back the crown Tower Baker keeping this goinging Bal the you're lucky you almost got [ __ ] big doed now almost got one one big dog they have the vision and they're going to be starting it up here there's just no way to contest you look at the Top Lane itation it is not CS Gap from monly strong in that's crazy still trying to scrape up the gold [ __ ] 50 CS Gap is like can't even clear the it's like [ __ ] diamond versus bronze but he cannot face check in Tarzan might def the area just to try to attempt to steal but it's too little it's too late again T1 the ones dictating the pace of the game just as it was in game one and game they had to fight a little bit harder to get it this time around but still they remain in control and this makes that third dragon that much harder because T1 are likely to save the heral drop it down prior to that third Dragon coming up here owner will just push Tarzan off they'll secure the top tier one so they don't even need to use the Herold just get a quick reset go down towards mid set up your vision through mid down towards that Dragon drop the SP for me I can't say who's better this series Z owner but they both play [ __ ] phenomenal every game I don't give let early play just [ __ ] fantastic is specifically I I don't know and that's with Faker and to use it at any point because and go winning their Lane every time or going even right from the get allowing to play B with the J he's always going to win inness coming through back to the D down he one just running the ribs this does not feel like two equal level teams dominance like they don't belong in the same tournament getting out of owner going to be chasing down Tarzan he's got a run Scout pushing out that tier one B this feels like the make wish team said can I play with T1 T1 tried to try hard wants to keep this one going Scout retting com in goes in the pull back nice from Scout buying a bit more time but now again the follow the presence and who is fast if not T1 in the base of elimination three backto back clean early games as they fight against LG and the only there as Faker ends up going down even with the flash mistimed it will end up giving over a kill to scout but T1 they're still going to take that play and right now T1 again the story has been dominant in a way that I just don't think we expected even if you favor T1 in the series I imagine you would think that it was close but these kind of plays are T1 flexing they are they really big is the initial damage that Scout's able to absorb with his crown right the fact that flock and the I think that T1 are still going to be able to set up again I feel like has this happened every single game like free Drake this early on is T tan that's your side of the rift angle is just that dude on R can't get the damage it is not enough oh Lord T1 are going to keep the chase going look at Mid mid they're going to try to get both Towers they'll they're going to push in thatal go for two towers off of the play and off of the delay there from T1 they get a kill they never car BR you got to ban that [ __ ] you got to ban that [ __ ] I've never seen car have a bad game on Rado he's with all that going on as well dud at 18 minutes with a hex soul and most of these games have been about T1 being one step ahead okay I'm sorry every single game that happen hased the first dragon into immediate Soul beautiful every sing game all three no is not paying off that's [ __ ] and I just I just want to the gold lead right now on Top Lane is almost 4,000 it's like 3 and a half thousand gold in favor of Zas so no one can match this Jace so T1 can just keep flaming my I flaming tan so hard and I think that's also the reason why all chatting I have no jungler jungler is on your team it's 64 struggle time time again you don't have a lot of engage options there's just nothing you can do when you fall behind and that is the position the LG are now in so they're going to have to get creative they're going to have to find picks they're going to have to find a miracle but T1 have been so bulletproof in their advancement of the game down carrier Carri over staying will get cut down not quite life that's that's so frustrating can't even get the frustrating for L just hurt so literally face checking and doesn't die way canot get lucky not even desperation strikes in the mid lane try for LNG every play now every major move on the map to gamble because T1 will always take something from you in return so if you cannot find purchase if you cannot find an effective fight or an angle to leverage the strength that Scout has you could very well lose this game and you can you can see desperation setting in as they go for Wilder and more aggressive play as as more and more picks slip through their fingers as Kio walks away with 50 HP this is million damage is so [ __ ] strong right now 29 CS goes in and he goes right back out 700g Bounty probably more gold than [ __ ] has ever seen in his life year is on the line right here right now how do they get in can they make it work Tarzan stepping forward front lining the handshake pulls it back already there's no fight left goes in the knock got bar already back away but again discipline is the story for T1 they got what they came for and they walk away T1 get everything they get the TP off Z they get the bear and they're pushing down that Top Lane and they're going to be able to answer mid maybe you lose the tier one but look at Carri he's setting up shock wave there take over a little bit of damage F off to theer this is a five just push they're winning 45 Z just pushes down top he's not even there Z playing like a solo Q top raer who's just good the guy who never chats and just wins his Lane and you feel it's such a g chive like the [ __ ] guy you PR on your team again not getting over aggressive but their lead never joins team fights but wins Lan pushes Towers is annoying LG can stop them and it really feels like you poke the giant here T1 have awakened in the quarterfinals The Last Hope of the lck and it's looking like a damn good one this was a team that during summer and and obviously with all the circumstances was struggling to make plays but even before that and this almost didn't make it two worlds Faker struggled with his injury get out of K already struggling you could tell and now they're fing the only forence doesn't get nervous in Worlds bro his calmness like again when we get to Worlds T1 are just not the same team yeah and it's something that Guma talked about in his interviews you know that time away giv space to become the player that toer breaking the mid lane try to out to saf the route is there theam follow is not will carry you wow pushing down the bottom side they can Retreat back to a hex tech Soul get down Mr remain feels likeing grenade for an incredible series that they have played L have looked helpless they a five man on F all angles and Carri get down Mr President save with a unit varis air with nashers and a f imagine full confidence there's no reason he needs to do that but he does it anyway throwing tilting tilting throwing [ __ ] bding dud you're down [ __ ] 8 million gold bro and zero J complete dominance it's funny cuz l no missed everything except for the point and clicks and still won he just twoed work anyway with shot it didn't matter just fcking is on and it's there's no mathematical that Wasing fight out playing Scout across both game one and two in that lane and really showcasing his class and it has been permanent this would be the eighth semifinals at Worlds that Faker would Advance towards never has he been eliminated in The quarterfinals and he clearly does not want to% win rate in quarterfinals is [ __ ] crazy when he can show up like this when he hasn't been the center of the story for team for so much of the year holy [ __ ] is like you rarely see someone in a world level game be this much stronger it feels like solo stomp so much stronger than almost anyone else in the game it's like the power fantasy you get when you play possibly um failing to have an lck representative would have been the first time ever right that we have four representatives from the same region but T1 it doesn't look like the pressure is getting them whats Gap feels like Victory Mar down the mid lane 100 CS gap on sage1 taking their time never doubt the reason to risk oh manab I'm worried I'm going to wake up in my bed and I've been dreaming this whole thing to I worried I'm going a bolt awake and it's like [ __ ] 4 a.m. and I missed the whole thing and I dreamed it because this is [ __ ] crazy I could better [ __ ] just isn't missing it's ridiculous 20 shock blasts in a row that this guy has hit he's monster fed and he is just having the the wall firing so go my goat dude wow knocked out at T1 eyes on the prize and it's the god of th he loves his life Champions and Jace was always his most iconic and in this final game Za shows why he still t11 T1 T1 t11 we're going to we're going to every other LT team Falls away and we're going to do the same thing to jdg and then we're going a [ __ ] finals the last Light of the lck burd bright and bu on as they head to the semifinals what a setup for semi this is because go i1 coming into this series but I thought that this was going to be a hard battle hey what was that Scout what was that about how you're going to be Faker No No Faker look him in the eye L and they just weren't able to find a consistent respon you're asking little bro what you were saying in that [ __ ] interview T1 in draft they were on point with the drafts they were on point with the play they may be the last remaining team from the lck but damn is it a good one this team was on fire absolutely obliterating LNG and LG may I remind you that when 13 out of 13 possible games that played them closer than anyone a than one a Oriana I mean aana was much closer second team from the L made it look easy T1 did and every second counts and thanks to the reliable Cisco Network Faker arriving just wait what Hillary Clinton was watching that game what are you saying I need a screenshot of that [ __ ] wait I need a screenshot of what just happened it's from 2017 I know bro I [ __ ] know it's funny it's funny um [Music] that's funny H wow I feel [ __ ] great straight up dude yes oh I feel [ __ ] good that that was the dream that was the dream quarterfinals that couldn't have gone better really honestly I could I could not imagine that going better uh so excited for the jdg show match the real finals as I call it I legitimately think the winner of jdg T1 wins the tournament uh and it's gonna be T1 baby and it's gonna be T1 um all right well let's uh yeah there is no weak points in T's draft or I mean d1's T's lineup and they all have [ __ ] god Champs um yeah I don't know I'm so stoked uh all I'm going to bed it is [ __ ] late uh and I will not be live tomorrow actually I secretly might go live and play Li of P but no plans uh I'm going to be working on [ __ ] marketing Monday we got some good stuff I hired somebody little little numb fact I hired uh a woman named ye fan of the stream uh who speaks uh fluent Chinese and uses waybo and and WeChat and and uh all of the Chinese social media and she's been helping me pull actual Chinese sources for everything I want to talk about for was at Beijing so I don't have to go through entirely Western media every time I can get [ __ ] raw human reactions um and I think it's going to be it's already been useful on some [ __ ] I'm working on and so I don't know I this just's getting real bro um very excited for Monday so uh I'll be gone tomorrow working on that but thanks for watching appreciate you it's super [ __ ] fun to me I mean it's just cool that I can go live at [ __ ] 2 am and have few thousand people in here that want to watch T1 with me with no [ __ ] react I don't even have the rights so I have to [ __ ] show my face it's cool it's fun uh appreciate you guys have a great night uh see you on Monday have a great weekend hope your Sundays are relaxing and fun uh is there anyone who's live at this crazy hour that I can raid there's [ __ ] not um wait is Casey Tron live no she's not she's not live or she's live but she's [ __ ] sleeping um I don't have anyone else that I have following all right all right end good night watchever you want peace thanks for watching bye

hello everyone and welcome to the last and arguably most stuffed event at ship camp yes yes this is the build-a-boat race two teams will be competing in a race across a very chlorinated swimming pool using only this pile of cardboard and various prizes that they win throughout the street i need a representative from both teams to approach me please um you will play rock paper scissors to select what your team theme will be this will come back later in the stream best of five go nice time clean sweep he's back all right team otg he's back you may select do you want the theme u.s navy or captain jack sparrow captain [Applause] that means that team 10 is u.s navy perfect okay so here are the rules when i start the clock you and your team of crack engineers will have an hour to decide a who your boatman is and b who your boatman is the rest of that time will be spent building your boat with the supplies that you have over there does vote man wear outfit yes okay bowman where's the hour where's your man does everybody understand and during that hour randomly there will be challenges to win bonus equipment that will help you with the race all right what's an example of one that's a good question saran wrap to make your boat water tight pool noodles to add buoyancy there are more no how about 10 all right all right tennis racket might be a bonus all right i'm going to start the timer in 30 seconds with your team full hour full hour that's so much time we'll make two boats will are you on our you're on our team right yes but i'll mostly be doing announcements okay yeah all right three two one what begin building [Music] baby yeah that's fair so i just took two bucks all right three we're dividing equally what we got uh and then this we can divide just based off like here you get one of these if you get one of these you get one of these we get one of these we get one of these and then this one will put it in that prize yeah i didn't know that yeah i think okay maybe this is a fun surprise we need the duct tape right now though right yes okay all right oh my god can we use stuff that we like have in our pockets what do we have dirty boy dude sear yeah [Music] attach to the cardboard that sounds good smart yeah and that's the plan so far and we're gonna have okay we have our driver all right do you have a strategy uh do i have a strategy yes i am trying to tap into my to my big brain and remember exactly the steps we took last year because last year when we did the boating excursion as you guys recall yes we had an airtight boat airtight a ship that actually sailed not only for the duration of the competition which was expertly handled by this man right here thank you but also 15 minutes after the competition it ended we were still [ __ ] around we were hitting the bus still burning yeah we were boating for a while how do you how do you feel about your team's theme captain jack sparrow uh i love it uh it's great you know uh i'm myself a big amber herd fan yes but uh you know i guess that's gonna be all right how do you feel about selecting a boatman that cannot swim austin is not gonna be the boatman seer also but you did the announcing last year and the voting hey no he did the ball do you want a big victim down [Applause] [Applause] i will take the northern passage to find the hand of friends i find it strange that our first priority is [Applause] is it too long if you do it like that yeah perfect oh okay turn it around turn it's gonna be a water bottle drinking challenge the winner's gonna get a squirt gun we're just gonna drop it on them randomly your representative this is the first challenge take your bottle of water whoever finishes the bottle [Applause] first wins squirt guns for your [Music] that's true oh no excess filling will equal disqualification oh no it's just filling mirror are you ready yes assange are you ready yeah it's too high go slower floor [ __ ] go down yes twitter what the actual [ __ ] god this i guess the real winner of the 2017 best [ __ ] award goes to me this team wins these mega drench blasters guys use these in good health look at this okay this is what we need to do if i don't actually get the strength what's been your strategy thus far that's been my strategy so far so currently we're working very hard as a team to solidify a vote concept blood is now taking the very um precise measures to make sure that the vision comes true and comes to the left very good both teams are locked in on their strategies this team working together controversial this team being streamers yelling at each other dissension within the ranks casey trump very high off in the corner no idea what she's doing there you go that's effort that's intensity can't wait can you fit in this here can you see it we did this last year look at this here look at this look at your boats here all right look at your boat get out now get out and it's a boat a big flared okay we're gonna go with the two we're going for a two-year-old look at this look at no no i know but we're just gonna go for now this is interesting chat they're using logged footage to see a winning strategy but without s fan the architect they might be boned what we're basically going to do we're going to use two of our sheets of corrugated cardboard to make an insulated thing so we know that it's not going to sink at all then after that we could increase the surface area to increase points so we're going to know all right let's do it okay all right for somebody to start boat they're building but it's looking like a mess i like it what do you think cameron uh it's gonna be tough this year it's gonna be hard to tell it seems as though both teams are going after last year's winning design oh that's right they're both [Music] [Music] oh that's a big revelation the architect of the boat rich campbell leaving his team selfish pigheaded ego driven moves from rich we're used to that by now not cool i need some wrongs oh let's go see what casey's doing over here okay she's writing a slur it looks like no i'm ready oh no it's fake okay all right got it nice all right austin show hey shut up [Music] all right let's see what's going on on this side they are going for a dense build here it looks like they're making some kind of cockpit there for maya maya a very small pilot but still not here adam says they're going with a battleship build what does that mean out of getting closer i mean you said we're making a cockpit here right yes she's gonna be able to deploy what is she gonna deploy okay interesting they're going to make some kind of weapons she looks scared capture that fear that's terrible that we will float i might as well win [Music] [Music] no not anymore from the beginning or now right now okay the winner of there will be one challenge at the end that everyone can get beaten all right you're here for the challenge i haven't showed you guys but the paddle is big dude all right ready let me do a repeat all right the challenge is whoever can hold the wall sit for longer receives the other yes this is a lake can we do an upper body i'm sorry this is [ __ ] i'm sorry all right wait wait do you wait until i say go make sure it's on down yes you got to make sure it's 90 [Applause] yes both competitors in a deep wall set to push his [ __ ] legs no that's good don't get his head that's all right we're both in there yes look at the look at the stance they are dialed in look at those faces get those faces oh my gosh faces of intensity now they really want that ore this is going to go on for minutes i can tell this is going to be a long competition they're both oh austin seduces me he's in there really deep okay i'm playing on my enemies homophobic tendencies here we go it's getting very uncomfortable now i always don't like being outside the white room just go stop right here don't even be here with me we will hold it longer there are teams furiously building will they be able to build after their quads explode into flame yes i'm not even here i'm in my safe space oh awesome he's like getting a little like shook right now so i'm glad you're doing all right these competitors are on a whole different level what's wrong austin he's fine what's wrong austin is getting a little bit shaky you want to have the weight from your hands on there i used to do this all the time making them here all right in 30 seconds both of you must put your hands above your head no yes no it's not yes that no it puts all the puts all the weight in your legs all right ten nine that was not eight seconds seven six five four three two hands up hands up hands must remain above your head now oh look at those competitors they are dialed in champions both fighting for the ore the test of strength neither team cheering on their competitor at all terrible teammates if the game weren't even happening awesome i need those hands slightly higher at least on the get oxygen to your muscles you know how this [ __ ] works what's the point of all those personal training classes all right he's struggling just as much casey get casey the [ __ ] out of here they are dialed in their legs must be on fire their abs must be screaming but still they persist still they go on austin we need those hands higher i want to be successful or not they are dialed in say i want to be successful i want to be successful who's successful who's in control all right in 30 seconds we're gonna have to add a chair to your waist we're gonna put that one on austin wait wait wait what he's waiting he's coming down [Applause] he stood up that's it sorry [Applause] a huge victory for otk there oh the underdog often show all heart all grit all determination [Applause] we're just taping stuff yeah so here's what we're gonna do the thruster here your scissors are really bad you're going to have to do one piece at a time then we're going to slide this don't do it it's on we need to go is [Applause] [Applause] the winner will get two rolls of plastic wrap so you can essentially waterproof your boat think of who you want with the challenge of [Music] little so you want me to do it all the way here yeah so so basically you want to cut it off and then it's fine for it to go up after that because you're still using the other wall you know what i'm saying it's still better i don't know what the difference is um the harder that so we're basically going to put this in just like that and we're gonna have all right both teams stand who you're nominating for your challenge you're not gonna have four minutes that was that promise you're smart rich you're smart you can only send someone forward once [Music] the 100 most asked tribute questions come on the first one to get one and after reporting this one wins do you understand so it's like um who would like to go first all right hg is the chemical still symbol of what elements [Music] [Music] in what city is jim morrison buried [Music] [Music] what city was he uh berlin i mean this is german this is a german position it's like his name is cheating who discovered penicillin john d penicillin i tried to give it to you because he was asked two nights ago yeah yeah because then my big one was yeah no that's fair two nights ago sorry i'm gonna need you to lock in an answer i don't know [Applause] [Applause] this is where the teams are starting to feel the pressure the clock running down you can see the pressure on their face rich about to leave his team about to bail leave them tits up ass out will they be enough without it it's okay i'm pretty sure we [ __ ] that part up last year too no we never cut it like this last year you might need to work on your letters a bit wow not very real team otg let's go check in with the other team team 10 team 10 moving like a well-oiled machine moving in unison wow wow look at them can i try to oh you're going to either way let's just finish [ __ ] i appreciate your gifts again so it's fine to have that in there but what should we do now i'll be honest i've just been taping stuff nine percent of it it's kind of wasteful so basically the cardboard to the back portion of the boat you're gonna go like a little bit lighter there you go [Music] wow using the saran wrap not to waterproof the boat but to make an ore an interesting strategy [Music] [Applause] the next challenge is arguably the most valuable town you must nominate two of your competitors to write a sea shanton you must write and perform a c chanting so this is an ongoing challenge do you use anywhere here yes wait you can use anyone you may use any one for the c okay all right yes this is youtube a big time challenge now both teams have 20 minutes to prepare a sea [ __ ] being a song of deceit whoever gets a better vote from chat will win to put it up here and no no you leave this down it's going to help you cut through black now you use all the extra pieces of cardboard on that you basically make two layers on the bottom because if we have to we have to bend this dude it looks like hey i don't know if this is going to take flight well casey making her label again painstaking attention [Applause] looks as though this team has taken the pieces of their boat apart and they're they're they're making it very waterproof and i don't understand why they haven't used any of their cellophane on the bottom body of the boat quickly i see they're gonna weatherproof the boat at the very end it's gonna stay around this wall at that cardboard what's going through her head she's being distracted they have a strategy and they're sticking to it how are you feeling about the boat right now how are you feeling about the boat well when we were inside the boat something really inspired us like let's flip it around and like go with that inspiration i think that's all we need to do spiritus moon day divine inspirations has struck teen tent and then it's like i think they put a curse on us oh no because they are pirates because when we put look when we flip it for that we have no idea what it is has been known to curse people oh he's doing a curse dance now he's coming over he's crossing [Music] [Applause] seems to have grown in life oh my god rich rich [Music] i mean keep it real you guys i think you should use that white box right there in i don't mean to be rude it's really simple all you have to do then do it forehead oh my god i'll go write the song with with what's here that's just fortify that that's fine i don't know if that's going to work i can't i will then help me uh come up with the news okay you know what [ __ ] things boys i'm [ __ ] doing it over here i don't mean to be jesus christ i don't need to be rude but you suck at this and you play straight wake my god jesus [ __ ] christ okay how are you gonna make sure cutie you were on the losing team last year this is why a ship austin's legs are absolutely fried he can't even stand look at this i'm getting a freaking corner kitty going full mormon wife screaming her head off but she's got a strategy it looks like hey remember bro i'm just the announcer oh he was sticking up for you i think you heard of attacking hey otg get it together more tape take get crazy ah got it ludwig is so dialed in on his sea shanty why would an organization wow the us navy is dialed in they still don't have their pilot though maya's still missing maybe on a long shore leave maybe doing war crime somewhere who knows america is there america no that was our team no no they're the american navy oh they're the u.s navy yeah yes sir [Music] i just needed to let go of like holding the shape and my hand are we the u.s navy all right ladies and gentlemen 25 total build minutes left and that means 10 minutes till the sea shanty [Music] the last challenge after the sea shanty will be the fashion challenge whichever boat looks better will receive this trash bag to further waterproof their craft at the last minute you will receive an additional 60 seconds build time to integrate the trash bag oh here goes team otk the duct tape is out the boat is being watercrafted or waterproof austin's legs throbbing steering burning he's skipped leg day for years and he is feeling make sure you it the line on the case acknowledge every member of the team here taping now they are a well-oiled machine ot austin crushing the boat to present his ass making sure to never miss a moment on camera look at that honey look at that romper hear me back to bbo honestly [ __ ] austin i don't see much work on the seashell you know they honestly don't get it hey i'll i'll make it up on the spot that's crazy oh ot gay has just relegated themselves to an obvious loss there that's not true we have a team i'm a bard you are a pirate's life for me [Music] sorry uh how long does c can't be however long you want okay it could be a single line it could just be spin the one piece is real and i whip out my [ __ ] that would win it would also get me bad but worth all right you leave i need to tell my team to see shanty okay this is this is our strength right here just mass production yeah that's right capitalism baby all right chat we're at the 20 minute mark we're about to get our sea shanties in chat right now let's see who you're predicting will win overall team otg aka the pirate team or the us navy aka team 10 let's see your predictions in chat sometimes cool whoever will tell them to go really fair enough fair enough oh my god that's so much easier oh my god um we'll have those shanties in about five minutes both teams seem to be in a very good build state now reality's setting in they have to make a boat you could drown you could die you could be torn apart by animals if your boat is inferior so you can see also seer cannot swim add an incentive to keep him alive it's here here can you swim can you swim i'm not the best he cannot swim come here come here take this up for me while i hold it here could you do it cinematically for a good clip thank you all right chad if seer drowns we will get a good clip we will mourn for him but we will move on as a community circumstances in which i do drown i do consent to that drowning is not held responsible for my drowning uh daddy daddy the one piece is real look at the shape of that boat built specifically for a one maya higa only pilot small enough to crack something of that size it is still just a letter a it is not seaworthy it is not ready it is bad there it is there's the bow they're locking it in now this is going to have to be a little bit biased here let's get in your face come on maya is the pilot for this team maya how are you feeling about this okay have you ever piloted a vessel before have you seen the vessel on stream at all all right first you gotta put your costume where is she looks tired she looks like she's been asleep she has no idea what's going on look at how confused she is just a part of the cardboard okay this is a really really important part of this process perhaps the most important is there another tape that i can use here give it to me charities in three minutes check these in three minutes i'm just gonna [Music] you're committed to making all this [ __ ] ass my god in heaven what an artist what a rock star he is gonna face near 40 000 people dead in the face with no plan whatsoever a complete madman most likely will drown later this stream so this will be his final is there another performance tape anywhere yeah i'm using it overnight that's the last one that's the last goal we have uh-oh [Music] vote on the better champion mods in my chat we need a poll for uh captain jack sparrow or ludwig who has the better shanty senate to go live when i start the competition or after the competition it's like if nirvana wrote a shanti it's amazing [Music] on the white side what are you understanding [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh my god that's our captain now that is a seafaring woman if i've ever seen one my god in heaven it fits perfect i feel like i i just took a nap i'm so confused she's so confused that might help or hurt her out on the water only time will tell will i think it'll hurt her we might have two simultaneous drownings today that's gonna be great for my numbers multiple clips okay we'll announce the deaf and whine about it have you ever been told you look like a jojo character oh it's actually true you look like a character from jojo i don't know okay people let me cross out in anime mostly guys that are really rich all right everyone on my mark pause building three two everybody pause no building please chips out [Music] chest out [Music] all right who who would like to go first of the shanty rock paper scissors okay sure [Applause] oh and he loses you may choose who goes first i'm done you guys go first all right look at this look at this i saw you keep going boats down everybody away from your boat everybody away from here that was crawling work everybody over here everybody over here wait everybody clear the performance stage please well certainly you can't help him i can't help him wait what do you mean he's run his own games all right ready here you're shanty now i've traveled to the west and i've traveled to the south i've seen all the dead die twice who do i miss who do i lose i lose my wife where has begun down to the bottom of the good golden sea of south home what do i do i miss my wife miss my [ __ ] in her mouth he says the grain before he leans under look at me what ha who do i ponder next to the east in the south west who is the [ __ ] best me we are the marriage [Applause] [Applause] i think i want everybody in worst cases to go i'm going to go pee because this is how bad i can love then foreign this is the part you do twice that with the double enter okay that's the part and then we end on that okay okay ready all right dude commit it's gonna be really cringe but sear was worse so we'll always be good all right everyone say nope [Applause] who was tough as snails [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] all right put the poll live for whatever team won [ __ ] we tried we'll find out whatever team won their shanty both shanties very good u.s navy went with a team approach sear got drunk and stumbled around who was better though he just [ __ ] acted like captain jack sparrow at like a disney ride all right i'm resuming time wait wait what's the poll result first oh don't worry about that we're gonna use the thing okay what's this moisture oh my god [Applause] i didn't do it why did you decide to sabotage their boat i didn't do it what motivated you to destroy their hard work is this a communist thing i was trying to keep the water [Applause] with 2.8 000 votes okay wow [Applause] you're a piece of [ __ ] [Applause] and i knew you were a boat architect too okay now he is british britain famous for their navy let's see if he brings in any inspiration here this is great um i would say a bit more waterproof because the boat is sorry nice now you got to make sure that is on there [Music] yeah okay just real quick and then we'll then we water maybe on the sides maybe uh [Music] [Applause] i just heard that anna day armist received a 14-minute standing ovation for her performance as marilyn monroe even though her accident was terrible miserable awful which means that anyone can win anything it really doesn't matter just go out there and be hot he's [Music] is it that hard to just kind of breathe [Music] [Applause] nine minutes this is where one boat will swim and the other will sink maya still looking confused still disgruntled still partially asleep wearing pjs they're not tjs [ __ ] hey you guys little [Applause] perfect and now we take that down the pressure is getting to them the clock is ticking let's go ahead and look at otg they're incorporating pool noodles they are incorporating cool mixture i can't get it off the ground all right now are you using two noodles i'm sorry but for the cheating controversy i must confiscate one for you water all over their boat it was disgusting the behavior of a cheater it was locker room talk folks it was locker room just boys being boys locker rooms oh my god oh my god my cameraman is cheating for the other team team 10 he's kicked the bottle there's liquid everywhere i can't believe this another cheating controversy [Music] oh my god the one piece is real this looks good guys is it not kind of opaque this is a great coat i can't believe how beautiful this vessel is [Applause] now you are taping those running boards very high we'll just like we'll just no that's that's good that's good because it will sink in the water just make sure they don't fall off you got to go crazy secure it you might even put wraps is [Music] i don't see much did they use four yeah yeah holy [ __ ] giant demons right [Music] oh my god she's in the boat maya is in the boat i can't believe this look at that my god in heaven the one piece is real chat the one piece is real i don't know [Music] i'm is oh yeah put your hands in the middle i'm smart i got it five minutes oh here it comes putting that saran wrap to good use weather proofing the vessel mudwig has a wrapping technique he is dialed in he is going to use that whole roll he is sweating he is dizzy his ass is tremendous is this doing anything do it i mean who [ __ ] knows who cares [Music] you can do the same thing with the compartment just cut out the components no no it's not open [Music] [Music] [ __ ] the s is [Music] okay [Music] [Music] what do you guys think don't don't tear it off anymore okay because that's more done anymore just keep going and we'll take that you can tape it out yeah start getting like a piece of piece of gear what if we just do this that's exactly what i was thinking it's not an issue run it start replacing it [Music] all right two minutes this is the final push now both teams in fine strokes they are perfecting their vessels right now austin's legs still fried well cooked he has got a 5 000 mile stair he won but at what cost this team looks ready using the last of their tape this team rushing to make final alterations their pilot still sleepy still disorganized but she is doing her best she's very important she's doing great right now [Music] all right dude where is the rest of my team is a social network where you can see more spicy content from your favorite creators what's spicy content you're doing great well like the temperature's on if you it or if you don't want to sign up for friendly as a consumer you can always sign up as a creator like oh and show you austin's always want to show his boobies yeah i'm showing my [ __ ] on facebook that's right you heard it you can see spicy things on fancy our sponsor so please sign up 60 seconds class 60 both teams rushing they look ready the sweat is dripping from their pores will their vessels be seaworthy who will win you'll see it all now and the finale of the boat race out of tape [ __ ] there's two little things you have 10 seconds to do so yes okay [Applause] please present your vessels and their names camera here sit next to me oh yeah unfortunately i'm not gonna lie i don't think i've tried this hard ever in any competition that i've ever experienced so here's the thing about our we've used a new technology the boat is absolutely on synchronous uh can't say that all right one team at a time please present this team may present first the [ __ ] is that ladies and gentlemen boys girls and enemies this is the ssk also known as the unspeakable unshakable this bad girl is seaworthy and is not only ready to take on this man-made lake you see outside but is ready to take on the treacherous seas and it's even built for comfort on the inside that's right the captain if the vikings had access to such a beauty england would have been conquered and would have stayed dangling yeah you sound i see what happens hms his majesty's [ __ ] hms aka his majesty and we're about uh we're about to do that to the competition here today all right this team grab your paddle and your squirt guns this team may have one science corridor during the competition well you want me to drive the truck it's so close it's so fast man i gotta trust this we have queen else i all right teams we'll meet you there all right my team in the truck wait who won the fashion competition uh we ran out of tape so we're not going to implement it there is no more tape who would have won the basketball looks better all right chad can we get up can we get a pull just see i'm not implementing the fashion competition because there's no more tape to integrate can we get a poll fashion competition is it the ss fake or the corbin uss also known as his majesty's [ __ ] [Music] whoa [Music] oh yeah where's our squirt gun now we're headed the planet oh baby i'm so excited for dinner a wager uh we've had a last-minute change of plans for our teams oil is actually going to go in the boat cheers the lifeguard over there is where we need let's go we thought we'd make things more exciting we got oil on the boat we're gonna go in the boat i think all right and we're also doing like we're going to do the lake if we do the lake we just have to go over to i don't want to do like we're doing i don't want to do like [ __ ] lakes while we're walking let me just remind you that it is september in september subs are discounted what did you say i said discounted subs get out of here [ __ ] came out of nowhere yeah that's right you can get a sub for a discounted price you can also use your amazon prime why should they use their amazon prime ludwig you used to do that speech well here's the thing will of all the people at this event everyone gets their own stream i would say the most deserving maybe someone like cutie but outside of that that's true they're not gonna give it to [ __ ] hassan no like oh sorry 61k that's so exciting no actually all right i was sitting on your boy i was 60k before the uh cinderella oh no famine in the land of the [ __ ] it's devastating actually save your primes and give them to him no he's saving for another porsche i'm donating to hassan and then also later i'm trying to donate to jeff bezos so he can once again usurp elon musk as a richest man nice austin you're new here hi welcome i'm will neff you want to throw me a follow that'd be awesome too i appreciate that also make sure you follow all these lovely people because they've all done a wonderful job at [ __ ] camp and we're all [ __ ] exhausted it's really goddamn sorry ali is not tired because he's young you're gonna have to overcompensate because the boat is going to be shifting forwards will are we like towards the dick last night okay good one getting into the boat last night okay i'm not [ __ ] around listen to me she wasn't either i'm going to break this boat i brought your mom last night the one thing that they're not factoring getting into the boat is a huge part of the competition it's maybe the biggest part because you can sink your boat right what's the worst that could happen my pants have fallen down your mom's pants are falling down right now look at awesome or if you're gay you're gonna love this truck too it's going to keep you nice and cool under camp conditions all right it all comes down to this like us the final event come on team now one team will be on this side of the net the other team will be on this side of the net when i call go you will load your boat and your pilot into the water now for the time yeah but listen i'm gonna make something very clear loading your pilot into the boat should be part of your strategy a lot of people sink their boat right off go because it's very difficult did we do it last time here and will all right who's on our team so take time to strategize we will launch the race in two minutes can we be in the water at all i was thinking you may be in the water are we you came in from the other side it's across the whole thing right yes the rule is one time straight down that's it that's it do we want to be on that side yes let's go ahead and take a walk pushing's not really an option it's here is that your pirate gear yeah i'm removing these things all righty come on cutie what are you doing in the water all right all right chad it all comes down to this strategies are locked the pilots are locked the boats are built it's going to be a intense competition but only one team can triumph and seer will most likely drown rip seer absent chad first here all right remember him at his best and not that shanty he did after you load your hey everyone must have their hands off the competitor and boat before they start rowing [Music] hopefully team tent doesn't get it we gotta go back all right we're effing chat sorry we'll be on the side of the pool we'll actually follow them yeah sorry chat all right this team remember that you can have one assigned squirter on the edge of 30 seconds wait hold on we have to we have to live we have stopped no don't hey come on we're not started yet i know i don't know hold on just listen to me oh the f swiffer's here oh sorry this is a better angle though yeah we need to lift him off we're gonna need to have two people at least in the water casey can you do you have enough oh my god he's looking over his shoulder ten seconds i cannot help get in hassan is having a good time he is glad he did my stream look at how much fun he's happening look at the fun he's having five four five wait wait wait wait chuck should you not be on this side because the sun because when you turn it's gonna face that's a good good call we're repositioning repositioning what he's just repositioning because remember you cannot start rowing until everyone's hands are clear four three two one they are launching the ss fake is in the water [Music] you may restart there she goes an absolutely blistering base from mayaga an absolutely blistering pace she is flying i have never seen a pace like this she is moving at mach 5 maybe mach 6. i can't believe it [Music] oh my god we have a barn burner the [Music] he's going on all she has to do is get to the end of the pool all she has to do is get to the end of the pool that's okay ignore those [Music] [Applause] i'll get a shot of the boat going down [Music] she's almost there she's almost there if she tips it over it looks like she's got it look at her go look at that speed up wait for it wait for it let her touch letter touch she wins team 10 is the winner [Applause] the ss swarp glorpin wins [Applause] this was an engineering marvel can we bring it back and let's get zoyled to try it yes we'll meet you down there we're going to go talk to you real quick come on let's get a look at this let's get a look at this let's see what happened out there basically we had a bunch of uh water for hydration purposes set aside on board for luxury purposes uh it was unbalanced slightly the tube's filled with water we shouldn't have gotten greedy these are these filled with water actually as you can see uh that was our downfall the fact that this is completely filled with water oh geez that led to a sinking uh situation the cardboard began to also it looks like the front leaked a lot yeah the front leaked actually when the front went underwater you want to ride our boat to the end i want to ride your mom until the end okay let's go talk to hassan hassan who had so much fun it's gonna be a wholesome moment here have you you know what the water how do you feel about your crushing defeat you know we worked hard we made a good vote but in the end sometimes the sea is a worthy opponent yeah it is it doesn't pan out the way you wanted to no you made a hell of a boat you even won the style competition you want to try riding in our boat no all right what the heck last bonus content will do austin who cannot swim what we'll ride in the boat what austin in the boat austin in the boat wait what is in the boat you have to ride in our boat why not for fun because you're heavier than maya and i want to see oh my god i'm going gonna die now austin cannot swim not at all austin how much can you swim zero nothing not at all this is very dangerous let's uh let's get let's get will we need you back here someone hold my phone all right three wait no no you can't push here oh my god this is terrifying no no no no no no no no no oh my god no no no i can't do it oh my god is there you go well that's it ladies and gentlemen what a stream what a time to be alive wait the boat probably still i will help all right i will help all right ready three two one [Applause] oh no water's in water's breaching you've been breached i think it only works for you uh it was a boat built for it your weight has it so that if you move even thank you for joining me on my stream please follow the channel will is one of the best [ __ ] streamers on the platform he will always over deliver so please follow him i appreciate it and thanks to everybody here guys we've had a ton of fun but mainly huge thanks to cutie cinderella again for organizing the whole thing she's a hero she's a wonder please go follow sub do what you do she's amazing ceremonies tonight yes yes that's right closing ceremonies tonight 7 30 ish can i still raid someone because we're going to be down for so long all right mods if you're there uh just raid peter park because i know he's live um guys thank you stay dangerous if this is your first time i hope you come back if you're one of my long times thanks for supporting i hope you had a lot of fun and we'll see you at closing ceremonies good night bye chat [Music] bring your twitch prime we could use another sponsor farming drama in a clip or two himba's [Music] h

hi guys sorry i have um hi guys hi guys hi guys i think i've tweaked i need to tweet yes i need uh almost i think i need to tweet sorry we have a poker tournament today we have a poker tournament today me you us poker fun poker poker i barely even know her hi guys welcome in welcome in today is the 25th i need to tweet i need to tweet about our poker day our poker day yeah yeah poker day poker day we're gonna play some poker day there's a hundred dollar prize pool cool okay um let me change my title so you guys can find it okay i need to go to twitch change my title hi everybody it's nice to see you this morning i have snackies to start my day with i'm very excited [Music] yeah boy is miss kim playing league of legends crap that's not good for me crap we're not playing league today poker tourney you guys could join come join oh boy i'm erasing all of this stuff wait i want clips still clips youtube okay my title is adjusted to the name of the poker tournament shameful kit child thank you for the thing he's playing the dodgeball game okay great keep him distracted why did miss grape leave mr grapes she was sick of raising kids wow okay do you mind me asking what your streaming plan is with people when you're in austin i have no plans yet but we'll talk about that later um i have one stream i i'm gonna be on a lot of other people's streams i have one stream planned for my own stream and that is on monday on my channel probably miss kips too but definitely on my no no no miss give said he's gonna raid me monday on my channel miss kiff and i will be making mario cakes and that is that that's all i have so far um what's the free world password here i'll give it to you one second i'm not in yet so give me a sec ray thank you for the eight months i'm going to austin um thursday thursday thursday thursday thursday a.m yeah um i think i'm gonna do a stream with casey and molina where we go around and we uh either i'm gonna try whataburger for the first time go paddle boarding or uh go to different fast a bunch of different fast food places and try ice cream so i think that's what i'm gonna do on friday um you guys want do you you like paddle boarding yeah maybe i'll do paddle boarding i just have to get a nose plug or i'll just wear goggles so i don't go crazy like i did last time and think that amiibo went up my brain you know that wasn't fun um okay let me get my tweet out save image as who just texted me okay nobody okay um it was like a notif thing it wasn't a text twitter i love you cutie cinderella um evan thank you for the prime christine thank you for the two sorry guys i'm trying to i love you cutie cinderella i'm trying to tweet i need to write my tweet i'm trying to write my tweet here guys i need to tweet more because all of my tweets are just about poker oh [ __ ] one second sorry guys it's the i have um somebody delivering a bunch of cat and dog treats from um doordash okay um i need a tweet chat what do i say yo come play poker with me and my friends live now twitch dot tv slash cutie cinderella and insert this image uh and i'd have to do at acr underscore poker and hashtag ad hashtag okay tweeted tweet it and weep get it like read it and wait do you guys get it okay it's been tweeted when are we set to play in about 20 minutes so let me get acr open and then i'll give everyone the password we can sign up together mods you're probably gonna need to save this and spam it to people um where's the pass i lost the password i found the password i found the password yay here you go oh you guys got it tournament schedule okay okay now the real question is have they given me more money more money please how do we see if i push live blackjack i know i'm not supposed to use it for blackjack but let's just see if we got more money oh oh they gave me two dollars that's not enough but we could make it four dollars i shouldn't do it but i want to one second my cat wants out bye bye bye bye kitty bye bye kitty small loan of two dollars we're gonna turn into 100 how do i play i have a link below um if you click on the panel for acr and then you're gonna i'll show everyone how to sign up who's not familiar with their website so just get everything downloaded and then we'll join the tournament in about eight minutes just so i can show you guys but but that's the password for people that do know how to find it the title of the tournament is in my uh my title for today but hi you guys i'm from europe can i play yes have you played the arrow yet no what is that perfect oh there you go smart who made that good job mods you guys are talented join the tourney during join the tourney hi guys oh you can't join i'm sorry two's twos thank you for the four garden of sin thank you for gifting a sub is it free yep you could win a hundred dollars cute mug thanks maddie got it for me wait yeah maddie got it for me right mental bloom thank you for the 11 ali thank you for the new sub how do you join download the thing download the thing just play anyway cup of soup just guess [Music] do you have to be 18 uh yes if you want to play just so everyone knows after the um after the poker tournament we'll do mario monday on a tuesday la mao and then um i do really want to spend acrs two dollars i do i want to try to make it four do you think they'll get mad at i me you cutie cinderella what if i tell them they can take it on my pay but what if i make them 100 times that and then i say you can have it thank you for the loan i paid you back um i love you cutie cinderella anyway dude the guy who dropped off my dog food and stuff keeps doing laps to check if i picked it up from the door you're fine man you're okay it's at the door a dip dip thank you for the two months um i have a schedule for today um today we have what kind of yogurt is this it's key lime and then i add granola to it it's good i don't really like yogurt but it's good for your tummy um today after poker we're gonna do uh nintendo monday on a tuesday and then at eight o'clock we have chess so that's probably all we're doing today i don't think we'll play any league because i haven't written any of my jokes for the roast tomorrow and i need to write them thank you for the prime what roast oh roasted miz kif i'm going first which is a lot of pressure do you have a referral code i have a panel below the rest is tomorrow at one o'clock my time and i'll probably just stream the roast because i need to spend the night like cleaning and packing because we leave thursday morning i already wrote a funny joke that i wanted to do and aiden had to talk me out of it which is actually pretty smart can we hear it um no i think i need to reward it i think i can still use it i'm just gonna reword it so i'm not gonna tell you guys it too um targeted oh yeah lady [ __ ] where are you i'll pay you to write me some jokes lady [ __ ] hello hello how do i find the tourney the exclamation point attorney [Music] yeah i'll show the whole um lineup later you guys gonna cheat don't cheat chat oh lady bias will you write me some jokes for tomorrow's roast okay after this game i'll give you the list of who's in it did you watch the school stream yesterday i didn't actually was it good oh horse jokes yeah good idea minx was the first one out that makes sense she's dumb you're gonna start cleaning while you watch talk smack about mrs box collection that's literally what ludwig said to me and i'm like what do i say yo miz you're so rich the [ __ ] i just had a really funny one come to mind can i leak it will you guys clip it ugh i can't tell you guys anything there's always one person that'll ruin it kirk dog thank you for the sub x-ray point tourney for anyone who wants to enter guys if we don't lose our two dollars we'll gamble it don't tell american card room but i'm going to i mean what i meant to say that's what i meant to say if we don't if i because what happened is i got eliminated too quickly because this is an hour sponsor and so i got eliminated too quickly so i need to buy back in but i didn't have any money because they gave me 50 that i spent oops um and so they gave me two more dollars to buy back in but if i don't get eliminated quick today then i don't need to buy back in and then we can make a hundred dollars out of that two dollars bella that is such a bad joke didn't you try for 150 yeah my dream was too small but now my dream is gonna be big i have chili i realize how gross it is to watch someone eat and i'm the grossest person to watch eat like literally taylor who used to work with me cutie why does everyone show me miss kif what are you doing why are you here you've got to have something better to do miss kip is bored again you guys should have seen mine and miss kip's conversation last night i can't get that guy to commit to anything i said yo i'm gonna have a stream that we'll do together well i'll teach you how to make the mario cake i will do everything for it you just have to show up and he just says no mega lol it's messed up and then he says is ludwig free the [ __ ] it's messed up um you don't have any jokes for me okay well i'll just stick with the fat jokes then where do i find the attorney exclamation point attorney let me go does anyone know the s-e-c-r acr password actually turning what if i just did knock knock jokes tomorrow yeah i did my hair yesterday he said he's not fat anymore if he sucks in yeah and i'm not a [ __ ] anymore because i'm in a relationship things don't change like that positive thing for the prime i'm nervous about melina's roast because of language barrier that i think some people won't read her sarcasm because she comes off so dry so but just know melana's joking okay yes madden i got one ms if you cared for your stream as much as you care about your boxes then you could dm load yourself instead of asking me or something on those lines good one okay it's exclamation point attorney ethan for everyone asking me to put the attorney info in chat it is in chat it's literally there okay this is how you join for anyone who wants to join ready this is what we do we're doing it together come on class we have acr pulled up right yeah we click tourney uh we click filters you can type in cutie cinderella and then close it make sure this box is blue [ __ ] it didn't show up uh ever and act cool uh whoopsie oh maybe just a hundred gtd is the name not cutie cinderella i'm not famous okay let's try that 100 gtd free roll x oh i found it oh they added two c's oh shoot oh this is awkward there's already 78 of you in though so we're fine spelled wrong oh that's so awkward my name spelled wrong hey acr my name's spelled wrong give me more than two dollars please come on i want to play blackjack please please please it's not working okay starts in four minutes i click on it i'm like wow this is sick i click register and i click the oh [ __ ] i get the password from chat there it is thank you thank you thank you i click continue first place gets 50 bucks this is gonna be fun and i'm in and now we just wait is kiara got unbanned that's exciting everyone join you have literally three minutes is that chili yes drew just click on the link below i have a panel for acr i can't find it search cutie cinderella but qtcc cinderella what do i add to my chili jeez johnny been a long ride and you only get better b nice qtc smile qtc play oh there's 90 minutes okay oh just search cutie qt just search qt did you make it about it this is but you still can't find it i mean i can help you there is it region locked i don't know what that word means no there's 90 minute late registration is what seller just told me yeah i'm good at poker it's crazy i went downstairs to say hi to mango and the first thing he did was try to fight me that's crazy are you playing poker with lead money yeah rhapsody because i'm poor because i have a vagina which means that i don't have my own money oh my god i'm so lucky for my rich boyfriend i don't know what i would do without him dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] you'll never have a girlfriend oh [ __ ] where'd my poker table go didn't i make this big all right who's here we ready why am i so small chat don't look i have a good hand guys don't cheat if you're on my table leave i trust you i have a good hand hide cards some games okay guys if you're on my table just fold i'll put the hang in there cat in front of it wait where's the hang in there cat did i lose it oh no we got it oh yeah when i'm feeling extra every other how about every other hand i'll i'll put the cat in front of it oh i got a pair every other hand this is not looking good for me chat i have a mini yahtzee you could this is really loud yeah you could reveal your cards at the start and then cover it back up why then people just go watch the vod will they get hit with an ad guys i have three that's something right i'm getting better at this i'm amazing hello just search cutie oh my god i have another i have it again call sound is louder than my voice it's crazy i keep turning it down oh seven six eight i just need a nine we're going all in for the nine boys we're going all in for the nine [Music] whoa okay we might have to spend our two dollars to get in this game oh guys what's that i'm a dreamer i'm a dreamer and a memer give me a nine give me a nine give me a nine [Music] i'm too poor i've gotta fold dang it oh thank god i folded no nine would i have one though no i had a six seven why would i why would i do that i don't want to have to buy back in i want those two dollars do you think acr is watching this and they're like [ __ ] don't spend our two dollars [Music] i'm folding that as a [ __ ] hand is there a gambling site they have bank okay they probably wrote it off seeing what happened to the 50. that is so funny that i was like where did i get this 50 from this is awesome and then i lose it in like an hour not even that i lose it until like 10 minutes i said i losed it i'm so bloated right now soup can be solid what can't search the tourney anymore i don't think you're right drake save the 16. can you guys find a cool craft kit for me and maya what if we made a birdhouse what if maya and i made a birdhouse can someone find a birdhouse craft kit uh i'll fold mango's coming oh god please don't beat me up please don't beat me up i'm so scared i'm so scared i'll grab the side duck he can't beat up the psyduck [Music] just sit here oh that's a good hand this is more than art and craft wait i can't click on it right now because it'll show on my screen hide your hand i see them well just don't treat forehead [Music] i want to see some cards how did this guy get so much money i'm amazing [Music] why is everyone getting timed out yes swift is out there barking [Music] okay i lose so i'll check this i have two pairs that's pretty good [Music] oh i'll call two pairs is pretty good i'm amazing i got moved to another table all i hear is aiden talking and the dog barking wait is the valorent thing over it's still going [Music] i have two kings [Music] i'm amazing does everyone else realize they have two kings too [Music] i have two pairs i'm amazing [Music] come on oh that's a lot of money [ __ ] it this is jesus looking drunk guy [Music] um whoa who already went all in oh you're annoying that was stupid can you buy back in yeah you can for two dollars okay i think we're safe you guys it'd be a dick move i don't put it past anyone yeah but like this is only my viewers it's like my community and i i just don't think someone would do that maybe i have too much faith in my own community but i feel like if people are on my table they'll just exit out you know but maybe they'll cheat if they're if they're down that bad for 50 bucks can you loan me two dollars nope no shot did i fold or did i not even get a thing oh my god what is this jesus it's a hot tub streamer [Music] oh [ __ ] oh that was good that was good fold on my part chat all right we're back in it in theory you should only play 20 of the hands you're dealt that's stupid hi aziz oh [Music] where's my hang in there cat nobody look i'll call oh that guy raised that guy folded [Music] lots of people are folding i'll call oh i don't know if that's good [Music] a raise that guy all in i call if i get eliminated first they're gonna be so mad at me what ah i have to spend my two dollars ah dang it chad i didn't want to spend my two dollars this is worst day of my life what hey wait where's i it kicked me out i need to buy back in how do i buy back in dude [ __ ] didn't do it in time oh [ __ ] oh god okay okay i know this looks bad how do i buy it back in gosh dang it here money's for poker no it's about getting money on the poker account i message my my people i message my agency i don't know how to buy back in dang it i was so confident i had a good hand this time i swear i have two dollars to buy back in i just don't see where to do it also i would like two more dollars for blackjack if they are feeling frisky pause champ posh champ does it work do we get the two dollars vinnie just said come on it should have the option on screen when you were knocked out it did but i was so sad about losing the two dollars that i didn't click it fast enough and now i can't find it no let me know if you want some assistance in poker no i am good at poker i had a king ace tell me how that loses to a [ __ ] eight i could have bought the whole company my agency's like please ma'am focus on the poker okay so how do i get back in okay i need to buy back in i need to rebuy how do i buy back in what are you doing i'm playing poker i already got eliminated you're out i'm already out that's my craft closet do you like the dolphins uh that's ludwig's i don't like the dolphins who do you like the patriots sorry i have a bean bag have you had fun do you want food or anything okay here guys you can watch mango no in the corner mango tell them about yourself welcome to my stream wow i'm gonna double in viewers now it's about time about time we got a man we could farm for content cinderella mango oh it worked i got a sub they said mango perfect i'm rich what's his name sparza that's my guy you have so many mango subs in my chat right now they're all just spamming your bb okay i got eliminated don't know how to get back in okay so how do i get back in are you staying for dinner you're making dinner i'll make dinner if you stay in the fridge yay mango's gonna stay for dinner what should i make chat i'm gonna get lud to give me 500 subs you want me to tell love to give you 500 subs oh you can just stay here you can stream on my setup or lud will be done you can just stream on his setup i'm getting so many gifted subs myself now thank you guys do you know which chowder or a space kev yeah are you getting gifted yeah you're welcome this works wow you should tell lauren to stream she can make tons of money mango be one mango be too oh sad this is oh god mr man you know him come on mr mom [Music] what do you like mango do you want ribs i can make ribs like ribs do you like ribs or do what do you like what food do you like i like food you just like food yeah okay all right take a swig no take a swig for the face no mango it's 4 20 in the morning how many subs and kitty will take a switch no you can't do that that's why you've been banned so many times i'll take a swig okay mango take a swig unrelated to subs but if i happen to have subs he's gonna take a swig but unrelated i got five thank you we have nicer vodka what the goose yeah how much what what nicer do you have i think i have like a japanese vodka downstairs no lord already stole that oh it's not that much motion oh it's not what the [ __ ] is this that is my friend minx in doll form you can have it if you want it subs i love that do you see my my mouse pad yes do you want it no you could have it if you want it it's really gross i ate i had chili for lunch ludwig ordered you lunch but didn't order me lunch how do you feel check the box i literally asked him i'm like you don't ask cutie for lunch and he said no she always says no he should he has to ask though he should ask you're the i think you should ask when i got attacked by the rat you were the only one that cared no one else cared they left me in here to die with a rat it was [ __ ] up it's super [ __ ] up did he meet my dog did he meet my dog you didn't oh i'll get him you got to meet him i'll be back i got kicked out of the poker game so we're just watching now oh everyone here has this straightforward camera i don't like it i don't like it this house is crazy i'd never come back here again i'll tell you that right now never ever will i come back look at it oh my gosh oh have you seen the cat i don't like cats oh but i will see the cat okay i don't hate him guys this guy's shy he is really shy look at him oh i don't want to pet him he doesn't like it he doesn't like it getting the [ __ ] outta here there's like uh some get out [ __ ] i'll get the [ __ ] out of this house it's just [ __ ] up i never come back here again i this shit's [ __ ] up oh that's cute he's the cutest cat in the world can i pet him yeah he doesn't bite he makes everyone like cats wait do they have their own room no they're just in our room wait let me see what the magic happens they just stay there for the most part ludwig got me that stuffed animal that's my gamecube controller it's a little dirty i'll admit show full cam it's the nastiest thing i've ever seen oh there's literally dirt in every crevice what do you mean you're telling me your gamecube controller is better than this yes there's dirt there it is a lot of dirt how long have you had it like uh forever yeah it's old few miles what do you mean don't don't die there you go there you go okay let's see did they figure out how to let me back in the poker tournament mango mango mango stop not the psyduck you're looking like one of those hot tub streamers on a banana right now what are you doing jesus we're going to mold to the pool section i don't want him now get him away from me he's dead he's violated no poor guy poor guy there you go okay chad we have to since i got kicked out early we have to we need to keep watching i'll cheer you guys on where'd you get that hair this yeah you could change completely into ludwig's clothes and go back downstairs and see if he notices what right now yeah okay give me an outfit let me go get him an outfit let's see do you see he bought you a shirt at disneyland he did he's so sweet you don't like the patriots no i hate the patriots no give me shorts if you can this is this is a terrible day i just want the record to state i was supposed to stream if ryde didn't run so [ __ ] i would have been home by now streaming i'm all [ __ ] god damn it so [ __ ] so [ __ ] so [ __ ] just see if he notices with all these subs we could have got mango to go to zayn's house that's funny uh i went for 10 minutes and a great beard okay who's still in how do you join the attorney you can still join um there's a link below in the panel you click and then you search qdc and uh you find it we can go spend our two dollars after what should i make for dinner chat i need to order some stuff ribs steak burritos i don't want to make lasagna yeah he's wearing all ludwig's clothes i'm leaving my shorts here okay and i'll be back you're gonna go okay just don't touch my shirt i'm don't get too crazy yeah oh you should put his crocs on if you walk into our room right on the ground or his purple crocs she really thinks she's i could be unified wow what's your advantage i'm limber i'm lanky i'm like [ __ ] voldemort come on no go show him first i have to finish the sponsor and then we can fight we can fight in his room because we don't have space in this room you need space yeah i'm in your head as soon as as soon as i'm done with the sponsor we can fight okay you get sponsors yeah why is every i've never had a spot i wonder why we're so confused that's not funny i'm sorry we'll get you on one day i can't believe what he did to my psyduck where's dsmack do you smack there's your youtube content since i'll be out of town mango took over the stream shocked face okay who's still in make me proud boys ants is at 25. you're still in stella oh yeah we're hoping for salah unless someone else is in he noticed oh he noticed right how did he get down there so fast what sorry what did he say i was on your table when you busted i had just joined dang he hasn't noticed his shorts that's funny is he i don't know did he wear the crocs i don't know if he remembered to put on the crocs he was so excited to get down there where's the link cutie x-men tourney uh to download acr click on my panel below that's labeled acro the mizbet is x-men point miss kit but i hear aiden laughing there's upset that he lost oh my god he's a menace sella for the win is there a way to tell how many people are in it i didn't hit the rebuy button quick enough because i was really excited you're 13th good job sella oh in the lobby in the lobby right right right there's 164 of you remaining how did you guys how did you guys last so long i just fold every hand i'll do that next time guys i'm just confused how i got out let's be honest i know he had two pairs but i had a really strong hand i all end well i know so you do need poker assistance no i'm just mad that i lost because i had such a good hand okay i'm pretending i'm pretending i'm elvis wait i can't see my hands my and again with my two dollars no i lost my two dollars i want to see where everyone's at if i recognize anyone i mean i should right rank number one is this guy holy moly oh there's so many of you look at you all who's the worst oh who got out first jeff you s born born talked so much trash he got 246th born how did that happen i got 231st man i thought i did better at least i did better than born one more person eliminated dang i wish i would have lasted i got too excited he had a really good hand to be fair got unlucky that's what i'm saying bake a keck w cake and call it cake w that'd be so cursed you had the same issue as me people were going all in you couldn't resist how'd it go you already changed you hated it aidan's lying aidan's lying about what whatever he says is a [ __ ] lie about what he do this time he's a liar i believe that thank you you forgot your pants any plans for the cooking stream with nick and molena on thursday yeah i don't know if we'll be there in time we're supposed to do it on thursday but i don't know if our plane will get there in time because we have a flight thursday morning okay let's get this two dollars in we can't yet yeah i've never woke up early enough for that also also um for the record what was i going to say is dsmack even here i'll just dm him i'll them okay uh jayden yeah you do have to show like identification to cash out which is pretty normal on any gambling site if it makes you feel any better uh i mean i've done it ludwig's done it any content creator you know has done it to cash out okay oh he went all in he could be out let's oh my god he won it what does he have oh we didn't get to see it dang it i hate when we can't see it i don't know why it just makes me sad inside okay sorry guys just joined his cutie out of the tournament no i'm still in i'm doing great tony why'd you say yes this guy's doing amazing okay who's still in oh wow it's dwindling only 157 people left can we watch j-hook he only has oh we're watching him he only has a little bit of money left oh my gosh two people might get eliminated right here wait it's broken waiting for players rebuy it's broken oh oh okay i don't know what happened that's you you had a flush nice you're in fourth place okay so that just eliminates so many people oh my gosh people are falling left and right i want to watch j hooks where is he where's jay hooks chat oh he's right here okay we're in for the underdog we are j-hooks now j-hooks come on win it i'm assuming regular is already closed yeah but there's late registration it looks like my first time on stream excuse me excuse me [Music] dad of any poker attorneys i can get into oh well come on through just last longer than me who's calling me okay are we chilling what's the plan before chess um we're gonna switch over to um nintendo monday i just wanted to watch this a little more since i got eliminated i feel i'm sad about it so want to see if one of you will win [ __ ] him off cutie i lost who's still in poo poo pond is still in you're the prime okay how am i doing today sorry i was just messaging melana to see if what time she's trying to start on thursday because i don't think we're gonna get there in time because they start at like nine and we like fly in that morning so i don't think we'll be there thursday for the cooking stream but we'll do a stream together on friday does that work friday did she say if she's cooking on stream did kitty say she's cooking on stream night me um okay sorry everybody oh it's five minute break um well congratulations to everybody who made it past me that's cool that's the first time we've ever done one of these and so many of you joined that was cool you guys thanks for joining thank you for playing with me sorry i got eliminated so quickly i just thought my i thought my king and my ace were good turns out they weren't thanks for doing this thanks for hanging out chat um i'll exit out now uh but we do have two dollars that i'm ready to turn into a hundred dollars i don't know about you guys but since i forgot to buy back in i was too sad about potentially losing my two dollars i think it's only a good idea if we try to turn you know our two dollars into a hundred dollars wait they don't have any [ __ ] they don't have any dollar tables no we're still poor no they don't have any dollar tables [ __ ] okay wait there's got to be a dollar table somewhere there's got to be i'm too poor i'm too poor to make money no there's gotta be a dollar a not live one do they just have normal blackjack [ __ ] slots where are slots i don't see where the slots are oh okay i found some slots okay i transferred our two dollars to the casino balance don't tell acr poker don't tell him which work i don't let's do this bunny one okay we have two dollars chat two dollars we just need to make this five dollars we just need to make this five dollars bonus bonus bonuses balance two dollars total bet four oh it's so loud [Music] hello [Music] okay chat what does coin value mean [Music] am i doing it right why is it still so [Music] loud so well okay does is this work it says coin value five cents total bet two dollars is that what i sure no blackjack dammit we're poor again ah i have two controllers what controllers i have these are youtube yeah this one's clean what's what's your real name blair blair your name is blair are you mad about it do you want to see i have another chair over there your name is blair what are we playing no hold on i gotta yell at you why because hold on okay this is mango stream now i just work here how can you even get this over you got it yeah mango strong why is aiden down on ludwig's thing because we're gonna play right now we should all play mario party you're trying to play yeah mario party we should play that'd be fun let me call him he's always yelling you know he's always yelling for attention yeah ludwig yeah let me see let me call him will he answer probably not it's me calling if you answered if you called the answer no he ignores me all the time he's too busy talking about twitch time that's insane how's it going i hate this guy i hit him too yeah we have that in common look at him he's so stupid you didn't hang out with him until he got money that's isn't that crazy no i hung out with him and he was broke did you love him when he had no money i liked him better when he had no money he didn't have the ego he like old ludwig yeah we all did yeah you're playing oh you're trying to play aiden on my computer he's not answering bbh i hate big b answer discord i don't know it's discord time now i hate him yeah because he makes that face i hate him yo what up do you want to play mario party what do you mean me and manga want to play mario party against two well there's four of us yeah i mean yeah i'm down me and aidan will [ __ ] you up though he thinks he thinks that him and aidan are better at mario party why are you making that [ __ ] face who's making that [ __ ] face you are you making all right a dumb [ __ ] face i'm gonna go [ __ ] is mango making a face over there no mango's not making face mango's acting normal you're acting weird i don't know who you are talking about wait i thought you were supposed to be playing aiden i am what do you want to play him i'm gonna i thought oh you're gonna go [ __ ] him yeah i'm gonna go [ __ ] back and play him i can't hear aiden ludwig left the phone call such a tension [ __ ] and then he comes back downstairs after taking two more swigs from the goose bottle and i'm three stalking him with me he's had about seven this isn't twenty years this isn't bad if i had sent me 17 to 20 drinks i would throw up i'd have to get my stomach pumped i i don't unders you guys have both been drinking like all right i've had about eight drinks maybe nine drinks and i'm a bit shh uh but what i have to say about that very simply thank you very much for the subscription arrow retro why goob bad spartan real dog mike and ike 95 sneaky dog chan with the 25 months of raw to your one inch guys i had a truly i had half a truly the other night remember friday night when i was drinking and playing with dom i was hungover the next day that's how old i am what happened what is happening why is he punching him did mango get lost again i think i need to clean this off this is kind of gross mango's not wrong there's like barbecue sauce on it i'll clean it a little bit it's seasoned it's seasoned jesus i don't know what that stuff is i think i have some makeup wipes in here oh that should get off right if i can find him dude i swear i have some makeup wipes i don't know how did he get down there what is he doing listen i need to move on with my day are they playing down there why did he even come up here if they're just playing down there um jason sedakis who are you going what the hell is envision just pharrell williams that's the one aidan is the antithesis of all those you're playing puff all right we got mango puff back in the arena for the first time since pound three hungry box somewhere watching this game play for any new tactics to beat he can't harry potter mango with an over i'll there it work he gets a kill on eight and eight and he's not a fox may mind you he normally means sheik a much he doesn't deserve quote-unquote pussier character according of course jesus christ himself mango reading a bit there follow-ups though could have up till did decided to shield let's go and die kind of stupid i need like a needle to clean this out and a shield oh a little pause a little taunt there for mango let's just be there right now right now getting beaten by a character mango hasn't played in about a decade seriously last time mega played this character seriously obama was in the white house trump didn't exist i think they called him french fries now they call him freedom fries goes for a hard read on the roll right wasn't right gets the smashed commentator good pound up smash mango's kind of cracked right now two up here another up air nearing in place something he did literally 17 years ago crazy to die from a downfield it would only be embarrassing and it happens he didn't do it 69. he doesn't know that he'll go now that is perfect percentage [Music] [Music] trashed dashed out of here mango did wow aidan please could you talk into the mic what do you say for the crowd after that embarrassing performance what he's you know he's the he's the puff innovator also he's switched characters it's puff instead of falcon yeah that's a really good point to bring up aiden it is hard chat to switch characters impressive for mango that he was good just like switched so i was telling you to sleep any lag between falcon and puff very different characters almost like going from i don't know valerant to cs without missing a beat now what can you just tell me thanks for complimenting mango there any other thoughts about that game yes [Music] again if only if only god gave him that right however a winner is a winner a loser is a loser and god is glorious and all we can say to that is amen and drink another beer speaking of that this platform brought to you by twitch prime as his new employer i know he doesn't have that amount of money i play him about 20 bucks a month so this is gonna be really big for aiden really small for mango about 15 subs mango does however owe me about like 180 subs because i trash him and beeria way better than that random map yoshi's story we got puff versus fox again mango goes for a wave dash in doesn't get a grab off of it there nice job goes for a hard read on two grabs both of them missed shield grabs looking like a bit of a juan de biedema moment harry potter is [ __ ] ever coming is how i'm feeling on your [ __ ] garbage controller they go a little bit upset about the controller but does shout out mogul moves brand by the way you guys can get your mogul moves merch at ludwig.gg when it is available in the upcoming months really good points there for mango up till from aiden into uh oh is that nothing classic aiden what was that nothing classic eight in back air into what was that nothing edge garden sleeping edge garden sleeping phillips said about the controller but still shouting out the brand my favorite combo double jump and air to cover nice good job mango mango feels a lot of controllers that could have been a shield grab decides to just shield drop into jack [ __ ] pulling a bit of an aim in himself one disaster blend is out that actual intercept that somehow doesn't kill backer will seal the deal i would expect mango to drop down what's like the worst character mango could ever play against my peach you two is view two the worst bowser [Music] mango likely a big ludwig fan because he wanted to make a pizza i appreciate that from him that killed aidan hits an up throw up here looks like he watched a video one time barry poggers platform cancel amen shines by accident kind of collects mangoes youtube beat let's puff because that's hilarious what he should have done is probably wave dash on that platform there you can't follow up but i think obviously not too affiliated with the puff these days you should ask for doubles from smashing into air me and mangoes peach first there whatever the punish there yeah doubles uh and eamonn said it himself he quote unquote didn't turn around and then he followed up by saying i'm a dumb baby [ __ ] you're gonna get rid of the kids don't you i'm the first best player so eamon just called mango the second best player in the world mango a little upset that he's not considered the first eamon mind you is about the 1090 uh 973rd best player in the world uh closely behind me 1 972nd best player in the world just a little bit above me uh eamonn have a better resume is what it is last stock here for aiden it would suck to die goes for a jab up smash but fails this is a watch party yeah that's a chat sorry i got excited i like watching melee we have ourselves a lesson and mango and eighteen millimeters going for the rest of my friends hit the rest he won't but he's scared he scared him he's terrified he's gonna tragic forward b mango's a little drunk so mango does not cover mango grabs the edge takes the edge away eamon decides to go to the edge decides to do a new before beat sleep man leave it hit him with sleeping his forward smash he's never seen him sleeping in his head he doesn't know what's going on he's never seen a newbie forward come like this what does he even do it i've never seen him so nervous the ability to commentate while playing is a difficult one oh oh he should have left him not yet one there it is back air steals the deal 100 in mango's pocket you're in a kitty stream [ __ ] this [ __ ] stream it knows me peace i don't know why you would say [ __ ] that we had a great time for the past yeah knocks over eamon's chair amen kicking mango hug seems like he more wants to fight i don't know who he's fighting here he's doing some arm jerky moment i'm i'm a little nervous good job to mango and can we get some hearts and chat for eamon being one of the worst melee players of all time it is tough to put yourself out there it is tough to put yourself out there no hearts no hearts big bananas if you hate aiden he wanted to come at me like that when the sh that's what these online kids don't realize wow when you have to put it all in front of everybody who's the better player these online kids don't know after asking for hearts big bananas oh my god there's so many bananas you switched to a character character i have not paid you think my puff is better than my falcons some [ __ ] talk right now on character mains falcon didn't hit that one eamon bringing up history to convince mango that his puff is better than his falcons mango getting mad at the commentator for his really wise analysis able to break it down for even though the commentator is in a world of his own but the world is curious what would mangoes falcon do against aiden's chic probably not very well some would say in one hour one hour [Music] [ __ ] rob the cynic thank you for the watch play doubles then get her ass down here doubles i'm by myself back here again spicy mean ball thing of the three months okay i'll be back she ate it that's very kind of you switching over to just chatting new title mango bb ooh my balls getting pressed by my own legs unfortunately guys me and aiden would crush regardless next valore match is going to be 8 a.m tomorrow you want to undo cam undo right there there you go are you making it how do you what's your just sharing screen what do you mean this is what they see oh how do you make it big you draw you drag it up no what's this i don't know what that is i have [ __ ] you have to click the camera and then pull and then you wake up the wrong thing you have to grab the camera and then pull it at the corner no you're too dumb you have to deal with this yes no you have to click on it and then click the box in the corner and drag up there you go everybody has left me i'm here by myself [Music] set it up we have to go down there look at this dumb face set it up thank you very much i'm gonna get you ten subs right now you have to turn the cam off and the mic off when you come down why because so then they can see that straight okay okay why not go go i'm leaving i'm going going don't get me banned what if i got her banned right now what if i got her banned right now maybe why i don't like that looking at me also i really need to shave my cheeks i don't like that looking at me also i really need who's 20 is that my 20 or less 20. i don't know who's 20 is that my 20 or luds 20. i don't know is that mine who's 20 is that my 20 or 20. i don't know penis oh hey what's up hi what are you doing here sorry my bad i didn't realize i was on your stream otherwise i said something so how can i get cutie banned what do i have to [ __ ] what if i just [ __ ] what were you uh what were you looking for i want to play double doubles what really i guess who you and aiden mango oh my god you two against us too what if what if uh you want to play me i gotta go save the psyduck i'm gonna get banned you monster where do you go he set it up where did he go oh good rumping he set it up for a classic rump and die he's actually missing poor cutie he's actually i don't know where he went uh okay i can get them all here yo it'll take him about 20 to 30 seconds here oh she got banned feels bad man what do you think about mango humping your girl psyduck lay off mango time to stop unless you really want to in which case okay thank you large lazarus for the four months 75 normal for the 15 months the bun gj for the 14 months of tier 2 holy [ __ ] you're a nutcase for that one hey what's up did y'all play we lost mango what do you mean you lost him he was in your stream room is he back yeah he's oh my god he literally hid oh my god oh you heard of elf on the shelf hey hey you've you juked her you mixed your [ __ ] oh my god how is he so fast how is he so bad i don't understand somehow he's already downstairs i'm literally running through this house i don't know how he knows there's like secret passages okay i'm going downstairs you got a controller yeah upstairs charger for i what i'll find it what where's oppa all right ladies and gentlemen let me set the scene we are dealing with a simple two versus two situation now this is super smash brothers melees the game that came out for the nintendo gamecube in 2001 you might be familiar with it playing with the heel yeah gagging around the various stages perhaps corneria perhaps hyrule temple that's all fair game and all but we are not playing like children we are playing in competitive mode doubles specifically it'll be me and eamon versus mango and cutie cinderella now me and eamon are about the 1000 third and 100 fourth best players in the world mango is the second maybe first best player in the world depending on whose affiliation you side with cutie is perhaps the best player in the world at sucking anyway we're gonna play two versus two me and aiden versus cutie and mango do two average people beat one great person and one bad person let's find out today together predictions are now open from moderators you guys can go ahead and bet your channel points if you think someone's going to win you want to bet some money and perhaps double triple and quadruple up depending on how many predictions go your way or against your way having said that mango is about 20 drinks in i'm about seven perhaps eight maybe nine max ten no more than ten [Music] cutie is here she's the worst in this group of competitors and we'll see how she's able to perform today but i am the most recent i've actually been in more tournaments it's true cutie said i'm hot out loud i heard that thank you very much appreciate that it's very kind what's up ready to play some games what you doing with the oppa holding him what you know about rolling down in the deep there's another question i had what what you know about rolling down the deep not much where's eamonn what we never speak of this oh [ __ ] there's qtc hypers qtc hypers we never speak of this oh [ __ ] there's qtc hypers qtc hyperz we never speak of this oh [ __ ] he shares his own little moments did you get aiden yeah what i'm not sloshed however i did have five six seven i've had nine drinks and aiden excuse me mango has had double that but um i'm a bit of a lighter weight because my liver is more i'm sober pristine i'm sorry because i don't have a drinking problem use my impression of cutie i'm sober me and you amen actually this is pretty funny oh there's the election those are dinos at my camera ready catch us we're so [ __ ] synergetic right now we are so synergetic bro we're about to stop teams go go gadget dinosaur you're laughing i'm not gonna do it it doesn't go down my arm his sweaty arm is probably stuck take that stop saying my arms are sweaty you've been you're you're in a hot steamy you have gross thighs commentate yeah because it's hot as [ __ ] take it back no no you think the money matters to me wait there's money there's three hundred dollars in life holy [ __ ] am i putting up 150 no i said there's 300 online for each play i have to put up 300. so you can either okay i'll take you i take it back i apologize there's no money on the line i'm not doing poorly though but i am i do have the lowest net worth in the room i'm not lying i debated you there's no money in the line okay thank you for the five gift that artie kuno appreciate that hey man we both watched cycuno isn't that boggers i think so too um oh [ __ ] i'm sorry my phone just said your big baby boy i'm your teammate what happened to the whole teammate thing the synergy thing remember when i caught the dinosaur car remember when i caught that i'm sorry psych you know what he's been doing to me lately he comes down into the office and he he pretends to shake my hand and he does that thing you know you have you ever been in school and somebody's like you're about to shake hands and then they oh snail he's been doing that like every day got him so hot down here snail has aged well i will give him that snail yeah you know where you're going yeah why doesn't he say too slow i'm slow oh you go snail i go too slow you just dodge it you just rolled me i just died i went for snail and then you went under mine when they go low you go lower chat that's what i've learned don't don't rolled put omega lull in it i've been taking else i just lost a hundred dollars to drunk mango how do you think i feel like i mean aiden lost two dollars to ludwig in the kitchen on a casual tuesday i got a spinning wheel and muric said if you get the color right i'll give you a hundred dollars if you get it wrong you have to give me a dollar and you got it wrong and then he ran it back we doubled that we've been doing this thing with the wheel that cutie got it's just on the kitchen table most of the time right where we've been doing like hey if you spin the wheel and you guess the right color then the other person has to give you money but there's no other side to the bet so the person putting up the money can only lose or go even it does if that demonstrates the degeneracy going on in the household lately i [ __ ] own you i thought we had like a productive relationship what are you doing dude trying to sit down dude that's my choice what the [ __ ] you take my chair bro do we need any more controllers i think we have did you not bring one cutie no no we have four no one has bought no one has bought me a custom gamecube controller grab one of those why why would they thank you because they're thoughtful that's why you want a 400 controller yes for what damn spill on you're with the right person then we'll let's go here you go what we playing teams we're playing teams yeah okay that's fine what are you playing puff chic yes sir okay you're playing peach against my peach it appears so let's [ __ ] go ignore him how much you guys want to put on the line here a little bit of squeeze a little bit i don't want to be in the camera i want no evidences you can't play like that i can find this you can't please you're gonna lose you want me to carry yeah you need to accept the fact that you're gonna lose because i'm cracked and aiden's okay for you guys they call you cutie cinderella wow i'm running it down random chat uh eamon go to the right of it go to your right a bit you're going falcon i'm going fox you guys are trash do it all right uh let's do a classy wait before we do this if i beat you wait you so you owe him a hundred right he's 200 bucks okay 100 bucks on the line for this game if you win he owes you 200 if he wins zero if i win you owe me 20 gifted if you and i owe you 20 gifted okay it's very confusing so your bet is with you okay thank you tonight start it whenever you're ready oh i'm a bit drunk huh dude he's [ __ ] nice you can play this a lot do something else shut up mango that's what i do no literally just do that but in a direction just dash tag and do that and dude what the [ __ ] isd you [ __ ] big theme no no we can win i don't remember my controls okay all right we can get that i need a warm-up game this is your warm-up game fine hold on hold on come help me one and then all you have to do is push it don't do that if it's me he's the blue one oh my god as if you could hit me could save in kitty i need i need just okay okay i forgot on my move what you're doing is fine no but run at people too push it i swear to god we win there you go yes do that and then uh i'll do the rest l the shoulder buttons don't talk to her get [ __ ] up get [ __ ] um boy let's go that's fine no [ __ ] [Laughter] oh my god i got [ __ ] up by that there you go i'm dead you are dead as [ __ ] let's go i was a 1v1 i just [ __ ] up mango and cuties okay okay okay okay all right that was game one what's game two looking like what do you guys wanna counter pick characters stage i just warmed up oh this is my state they do call it cutie land don't they they don't call it that they call me teammate here don't have a god she's [ __ ] me up oh one for one one for one i'm blue oh how do i keep getting hit by this yeah you stop dying bro cutie run them do the thing do the thing i told them do that and the other thing you can't be losing the cutie bro what the [ __ ] does that mean i didn't stutter it's an honor you want to [ __ ] me up more ammon you want a three if you want eamon you feel big oh yeah oh you feel big strong man all right we're fine we're fine they're lit oh what the [ __ ] you'll never amount to yes [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'd yet out this is winnable i did spam it cutie go rip it for what what that was good you just dash attacked us no i didn't oh that's oh you're greed you did a full combo get [ __ ] owned noob i forget there's something special no see me say me no ayden it's all to you it's off to you aiden oh no no no okay you got this you got this focus falcon yes yes yes upbeat take my stock or don't take it all right all right you got this you got this 1v1 1v1 bro you got this it's just mangoes falcon he has literally beaten no one in the top 10 in the past six months okay double spot dodge just so that's your [ __ ] [ __ ] garbage this is your controller not mine really good double jump there really good double jump no that's super good of you okay great dodge down smash down smash down smash do it do it nice my name is aiden i just dash deck and die dude you just get hit by smash we did that okay don't worry i'm warmed up now all right let's boot it game three it's both threes the last game is the final game one one let's go release them no don't walk okay it's fine [Music] i got you [ __ ] no can you beat me one [ __ ] he followed me like a cougar oh she died she died can't just throw them off stage and say finish it i did i did i finished it i finished it [ __ ] get it get it again i said get him let's see how that feels see how it feels right it doesn't feel good to say just finish it just do it just do it i keep thinking i'm green she's choking she's choking this is stupid [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did you do you killed me you [ __ ] you just hit four the numbers changed no rapidly it by three down i'm so scared how'd that grab me i'm not being like anything that was aiden okay that was just unfortunate [ __ ] hey aiden aiden aiden no it was all played let's go i messed up that time two out of five i jumped all right three to five three to five three two five character identified aidan you go fox why didn't you hit me after i got arrested oh wow i'm awful i'm awful i ain't stuttering i hope you guys are having a great time i hope can you push start and [ __ ] do something okay there you go i'm coming i forgot all the tricks i learned hey you guys did great i needed a lesson i forgot how to play sorry about that you guys should have gone your mains i played boxing well i wait i don't think we did you're playing jigglypuff well i picked random random running back random yeah falcon mark falcon marth one final game i will try not to jump off three out of five times one final game one time again how much three out of five everything i owe you everything yeah wiped can't play fox play wherever you want yeah where's my um kitty what how do i do the thing where is your what i used to be able to do the thing where they stand on the popcorn i punch them up how do i do that i go underneath them and i punch them up through the platform and then there's a thing where it goes down through the platform and i kick them and i drill them i don't remember punch them up where's my guy look what the big issue is i was running off the edge i was just starting straight off the head all right let's go i'm ready i'm excited [Music] i remember you used to have those sessions in the closet i used to have sessions i had a teacher chat how do i lra start one game yeah one game is it yeah to end the day where falcon marth who are you going [ __ ] that [ __ ] me go dash at them are you going to hit me again you [ __ ] cutie is an excuse what do you have nice iv could you if you can help me that'd be nice if not i understand can you come help me what are you doing aiming yeah all you have to do is not die stand in the middle of stage and rip it that's fine no you didn't kill me well i didn't hit you don't let don't listen to him [Music] on your team what are you grabbing out here oh where are you why did you let her do that i'm literally hitting me off mango was off stage live cutie live [ __ ] up live live i'll be it's up and then me no up and then just hold hard left you'll lift it so you're fine fine do it again do it again no up god damn it let's go back through and then i try it's nice no i died do it do it [Applause] god yes it why would you all hang over the same land yet we shouldn't want that we should not own that we're the best [Music] mango bb's mango bbs in chat that was mango everybody thank you so much for watching hey i beat mango let's go let's go me you and even beat mango easy class all right i'm wrapping up streaming the [ __ ] in chad that said i'm bad i've had one lesson ever suck my [ __ ] dick because i guarantee it's bigger than yours all right hey thank you so much for watching today that was really fun vct i think i'll be live a little bit later guys for some uh reddit recap and then uh the ludlock but i'm going to take a little bit off right now i'm going to chill for a bit i've been live for about 10 hours i'm a bit tired i might take a nap i'm going to be live around 8 p.m all you guys know thank you so much for watching though i do appreciate it uh it was fun it was a fun stream and i'll see you guys all later tonight uh shout out to well we're gonna need to have another lesson in the chat what the [ __ ] it's so much later it's been a while admittedly all you know on this been a while again peace out boys thank you for watching naman final words i'm happy we won today dude it's so hot down there it's so hot down there hello hello i don't know where my phone went um it is very warm oh there's my phone ow ow mango coaching stream where's the psyduck i i hid him probably should have certain messages i just need a lesson it's been a year since i played get over yourselves get over yourselves it's been a year since i've played the game i'm fine i did fine cinderella had one choice or two choices oh wow thanks for the raid and that one was hi guys cutie about it smash that's literally like the third time i've played in my life get over yourselves get over yourself get over yourselves we're gonna run some ads for you guys to get over yourselves because some of you are [ __ ] um stop focusing on the haters uh easier said than done thank you for the tip though um [Music] it's okay dude i forgot all the things i used to do because i remember how i used to stand on the platforms and like do that thing there's like a thing i used to do on the platform but i don't remember it that's down air dude i just didn't remember any of it i forgot all of it i forgot all of it that sucks mario party i doubt they'll want to play mario party i don't think they want to play mario party um mango coaching session yeah maybe i'll ask him someday if he wants to coach me dang that sucked [Music] i i wish i uh i wish i remembered my stuff because i used to be better um yeah i was having fun that's what i that's the one thing i hate when people are like oh you're so bad is because like i don't know i was having fun so whatever um cutie dre cutie dre cutie dre cutie drake thank you adam for the 10 buttz is back thank you for the sub everyone was having fun don't worry okay i was having fun so much we haven't played a fun game in years that's actually true egg salt thank you for the prime flergan bergen thank you for the four months um did we do uh reddit this week so i'm trying to think of some stuff so my editors have stuff to work on um i mean never mind i just remember i already we can make videos of anything i'm on in texas but i love you cutie cinderella oh also this um dsmac let me dm you spoilers hey cutie so i watched p.s i love you and i haven't cried this much in literal years losing someone you love is my biggest fear so it was an emotional journey thoughts on daniel they should have dated [ __ ] also any more recommendation people oh oh you're talking about p.s i love you oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um i agree i was like what are you talking about buffy buffy's talking about crying at a movie so don't feel too bad uh buffy came in chat the other day and said what's a sad movie i should watch and i said uh uh i said p.s i love you and so that's what buffy was referring um okay sorry i'm just trying to put some stuff out there um your sister loves irishmen irishmen are great okay um i have to message miss kiff oh so i was messaging ms because i want to do mario party when we're in texas and so i was just messaging him i guess i should just message cynic [Music] uh okay um okay okay okay okay hi everybody hello it's nice to see you sorry i'm a wee bit distracted at the moment just trying to get uh my brain back on did levitt cancel his host after he raided me or did i literally drop all 9 000 people that came over says you're at 8.5 k oh on my thing it shows i'm at a thousand i was like dang you guys really don't like me um okay guys i'm gonna introduce you guys to a segment of our stream that we call mario or no we don't that we call nintendo mondays so usually we do this on monday but yesterday i didn't go back live ms roasted me what do you say i just messaged him are we looking at the overlays no you asked him to play mario so how did he roast me i'm just trying to plan stuff he said he doesn't have the heart to tell you he said no i'm calling him you better you are it's not saying much man all right i have is he on the call with someone who is he talking to hello cutie what do you want to pay this month dude what is wrong with you what do not not reply to my message about wanting to play mario party and then instead tell your stream that no and you don't have the heart to tell me you [ __ ] no it's not that i um yeah miss you [ __ ] god why are women so combative why can't you just do what we do and just talk [ __ ] or do what poke does and just say it in chat i'll tweet about this later just at me please i will i'll say i'm sorry oh nice and say that i can call you a [ __ ] it's fine okay wait so but then i'll take it back what wait are you so mario party i'm down okay can we do it before one of the parties so we can pre-game and play mario party wanna yes yeah because we talked about your schedule and i know you're kind of free before some things yeah i'm down okay but you need a fourth because ludwig will be my friend so who are you bro i'm not playing mario party with ludwig why because he cheats no he doesn't yes he does no it's not fun with him i didn't say we'd play with casey what are you talking about let's play with like me you caseytron and like maya you're so dumb no what i feel like that's fair we got enough why not victory royale yeah fortnight we could do what would be an even match-up would it be an even magical just wiped out tomatoes you and maya and me and lud wait uh how about me you caseytron and pokeyman no pokey means not coming over she's afraid of nick nick you gotta stop doing some weird [ __ ] man she is i'm not weird women love me that's plural i'm so nervous to stay with nick and molina because you know one of these nights i'm just gonna look over and i'm gonna ask them if they swing and we do so listen listen when you when listen you'll stay cute when you come over and you you and you know melania and i are in the same room with me the dew point in the room will be higher okay what does that mean nick it's like grass or something the dude i don't [ __ ] know what's the that's the dew point is that another is that like your nickname for like estrogen you have you have matching estrogen that's what you're trying to say to me you're just one of the girls you'll hang out with us just one of the girls that's fun nick's one of the girls cute it's going to be cool as long as she can smell you he'll say he's one of the girls that's fun okay if i can paint your toes so you don't you don't are you gonna have a kid one day and you're gonna be saying this kind of [ __ ] on stream i mean the kid's going to be the only apartment parker's off the kid you know you're done so what do you think about your mom's toes pretty nice right i banged her you know yeah [Music] misk if you don't want to play with ludwig it's just he's like he practices he's such a loser so ludd is better what if what if maya and lutter are on a team and you and i are what were you about to say what were you about to say what were you about that lot is better than you so since he's better than you and maya is worse than me that's not true i am that could be fair okay you have maya how about i just we just do if we do a four man maya is not going to have fun oh from the vine from the back why don't we just not invite maya that's so rude might even play video games no she doesn't want to play mario party it's rude i don't know i just want you know bird girl she doesn't give a [ __ ] okay then i just wants to eat quesadillas i asked you who your teammate is and you didn't name anyone so i don't want a teammate i'm solo dolo let me be solo okay are these guys dead we can all be solo but we still need a fourth person yeah let's all be solo does schlatt like playing uh schlatt likes money hi tubbo tabo's here cute if you could say hello oh tubbo tempo i joined a minecraft server today and i changed my name to tubbo and then people were really excited i was there i pretended to be you so people would like me you have a lot of issues i went to therapy today it was good hey bye perseus i just want to say this if you need someone uh i'll fill oh a knockout i must let no and and listen cutie i'm just letting you know i'm lit i literally beat miz at nintendo games i haven't played in years so if you want to go nick you will not beat me in mario party there's no shot i beat you in smash and mario kart i don't even play those games nick i did it for content because there was just no we were dead silent because we just ate like 7 000 calories of pizza you were trying your hardest i really wasn't i was literally letting you in because i felt bad because no one was having fun because it was just i was a dominant specimen invite i take it back i don't want to play my train over fine i play mario party train i go to bed early anyways but it would be before one of your streams nick that's not wait what are you are you trying to play like two in the morning no i'm sorry sorry sorry i'm trying to yeah saturday night that's not before any oh yeah if we played because i said we'd drink wait you're gonna drink before the saturday stream yeah yeah i am do you know like there's like drinking games involved in this saturday yeah melania told me so do you want to drink before that bro nick i have severe adhd and uh plaque psoriasis i can get [ __ ] up and i won't even know it cause i black out oh my god this might be bad we won't drink that much we'll have one drink how about this how about you guys come over here and whoever is in the house because it's gonna be full you guys can just figure out who wants to play why don't i just beat the [ __ ] up hassan so we have to play at your house well maybe we could invite hassan do you have it at your house nick bro hassan doesn't know how to hold one of those controllers all right it's gonna be like when spongebob has the suds all right like it's not gonna be pretty do not give a song controller you have mario party at your house yeah yeah sure yeah bring it over i can't bring play here we'll play here i have mario party ms kev said his house is cooler than yours it actually isn't oh not a shot in hell nick with these boxes come on no you have one cool room and the rest of the house is literally it's a desolate it's it's a it's a desert we don't care it is literally like you think this is like an alpha beta sigma kappa but how cool is this one room though i mean it's a pretty cool one room yeah right dude this is literally what streamers have like like upstairs it's a bunch of game fuel and jeep fuel and [ __ ] and random amazon boxes and then they have one good room and that's their streaming room i'm gonna ask hassan if he wants to play mario party with us because i didn't invite him to the roast and i feel bad oh you didn't even invite him no and then he saw the joke about me inviting him and he took it seriously and he checked his dms and he realized i didn't dm him and then he got sad again dude there's so much drama going on why is it oh my god i love it i live for this kind of content why tell us how to stop streaming all day oh and i'll probably stream all day okay i'm gonna find someone to play with us but i'm going to plan on that why don't we just have like a whole bunch of like uh like couple stuff you know you can be different teams you know some fun stuff no okay yeah i'm down yeah that's fine it's fine what's up handy that's fine i'm trying to help you out because it seems like you're missing players that's all wait austin's gonna be here only four people can play mario party austin doesn't know how to play mario party true we have we have switches do you play i i guarantee you austin's gonna be following around hassan like a lost little brother that's gonna be happening he's gonna be following around hassan because since hassan's not streaming he has nothing else to do besides follow him around hassan will be streaming yeah hassan has a setup so can he just take a break can he just take a [ __ ] break we have provided setups to all the guests hassan probably won't play mario with us come on kiss ass dude what me or hassan i'm confused i don't even know who i'm talking to hassan hates you no i respect that hassan does not hate me dude he called me a couple days ago and started crying to me and i'm like dude i hate you stop talking to me wow all right let's queue up yo cutie get on no i'm leaving i just wanted to give you to confirm in front of thousands of people you're gonna go play your own knockout game i do love knockout but i am not doing that with my day so when you get here we could play yeah i don't get there until thursday afternoon i got an idea hold on i'm phoning a friend i didn't uh party anyway [ __ ] hey what come austin austin don't pretend you don't know how to play mario party huh you don't know how to play mario party uh no i know i'm kidding yeah i know i know you don't austin are you gonna be following are you gonna be following hassan yes i don't know why i couldn't even deny it of course of course i'll be following him around everywhere he goes everywhere he'll get off puppy like a lost [ __ ] puppy god yes i'll just be i'll be sitting behind him while he streams watching live dude that's fanta that actually be so good if you do that just like the whole just set my set up more chairs we have more chairs so oh really that's nice okay cool i mean i'll watch mario party but no no no it's not your game no i would like you to come watch it's not your game and by the way you have a whole couch he can watch do you even drink dude are you even fun miss shut the [ __ ] up i was in austin trying to hang out with you and all you wanted to do was stream with me that was it that's not true i needed just one good thumbnail and honestly you you you played music it was good i don't just [ __ ] you i hate the last time that was the last time everyone everyone everyone thinks that all i do is use people for content and this you're pushing this narrative i'll stream unbelievable okay and you're pushing this narrative and it's getting more and more real it's killing me on the inside it's okay i'm actually legitimately not offended you understand austin okay you of all people understand that you got to use your friends for content right sure that's not true totally because it's a business i get it right it's all in good fun too that's available on youtube all right so austin's coming here thursday judy is coming on this is never thursday oh you know what i'm saying he's going on wednesday no we i get there on thursday videos are never i get there thursday at like noon oh [ __ ] okay cool wait let me let me uh pick you guys up and uh i'll stream it i'll do a knockout sponsor while playing uh with you guys i'll be in the back with my switch okay that'll be fun uh cutie are you guys renting a car yeah me too would you rather horny is you're gonna convert to islam it doesn't say i just gotta i yeah i didn't pick i just chose like the priceline negotiator category yeah you know when whenever you rent a car and you choose them home to you of yours no tree's coming for you when you rent a car when you rent a car and you choose a category you best believe you're getting the worst [ __ ] car in that category every time yeah i don't know anything about cars you're always gonna get the worst car if you order a compact car it's always gonna be like what mistrust the all-new 2011 ultimate did i feel like i'm meditating a lot yeah yeah i don't know hassan's chat is too fast he won't answer my question about mario party he he won't even answer it if if they notice that you're there yeah it's like he's trust me i try to get his attention every day and he doesn't respond to me i know he responds to me every third or fourth day i'll get i'll get a high back that's one thing that's really good about mischief i feel i feel like he's always willing to talk to his friends you always do you know what that's one thing about mischief he's always willing to answer the call while he's on stream you're easier to reach on stream than you are off stream [Laughter] [Music] you know generally streamers in general are impossible to get a hold of like it's possible yeah in general i don't know why you say that sometimes i'm doing something for my show it's because i'm pretty sure tomorrow with you ms and i think i've only talked to like four out of the i've only gotten responses from about four out of the eight really four out of the ten people yeah so but that's just what it you know they'll show up pause oh he threw it back i heard the fake armanian genocide god this is why i don't invite him to anything oh my god cutie i'm live oh [ __ ] hey cutie what's your ranking league now oh my god uh silver 360 lp oh my gag mango is outside my window mango go away i don't know wait tell him it says hi i think he's peeing oh time i said i i can't he's outside the window so open the window and be like yo in the window they're child love you cutie proof are you trying to tell me something yeah you were ready for me to come over yeah we got ready you guys prepared i heard you were coming i was i heard you were coming here for two months so we got it all child proofed for you oh my dude i you know i actually got hate from my youtube channel for that they legitimately were like go [ __ ] yourself miss how dare you actually tell not tell maya that you were thinking of going to l.a without telling you're like you rude piece of [ __ ] this can't believe i no one said this before misgive is actually just a pure scumbag imagine just leaving your girlfriend like that out of the blue for no reason whatsoever not even telling you that you're leaving for two months what's mario got a lot of that that was really fun oh my god assange said all the cops were part of a good video son just said what's mario party yeah he did not just say that yes he did uh hassan's out this is why i don't invite him to anything he said what's mario party it's like it's like kind of cute though you know oh god hassan what if we just did what if we did like the the worst people and then we commentated like have hassan maya austin and nick play mario party no i'm not i'm not watching some dog [ __ ] i'm actually playing mario party i'm not playing with some bullshitters playing mario party before isn't that the game where y'all sit and like you're on like a plank and you fight each other what the [ __ ] hassan said he'd play dude i'm not playing with someone who said what is mario party i'm i'm sorry i'm not doing it i'm not doing it that smash that super smash [ __ ] i thought i [ __ ] yeah did you die jesus i'll tell him i'll say miss kiff said no never mind yep that's fine nope i'm not playing with it i told him you guys are elitist jerks and you love it just play with everyone you can only have four players nick nick you could play with us but i didn't want to take you away from milena and your stream setting it up because i don't want you to leave it ultimately wait let's get for connor oh why would you say that you know he actually had a iceland had a huge uh thing today talked to dr k for two and a half hours and my first thing that happened when i came on stream today is miss kip watched the whole thing spamming it non-stop i banned every single one of those viewers good good good how something's going to be sad i'll do something else with hassan but i actually win this what are you not going to do yeah what do you want to do awesome because chance isn't good at the game and i don't want to play with him i literally only play with the best the best tomorrow i was the best in my town by far literally people come to my house do you want to drive in a car with me and molina and casey and go get ice cream and nick will drive us i'll drive you guys what am i just going to be the [ __ ] gay best friend all weekend austin i might need to shout out cash app a few times if you want to hang around yeah sure yeah i'll do that uh wait do you like being the gay best friend or no dude i have all straight guy friends like i i have no girlfriends whatsoever i don't really play this me casey and molina now i have girlfriends now i'm the gay best friend evidently which i'm okay with i've never really been the gay best friend dude i was a gay master in all middle school yeah i know well what i was friends with all the popular girls because they thought it was funny but like i didn't i didn't do anything with them that's not how that works is it's just love i don't have many girlfriends the girls seem to be weirded out by me but they think i think i'm really attractive though yeah i think i'm a [ __ ] freak but god am i hot i think yeah wait did i lose did i lose the restaurant or did i win okay that's one i know we won so it's five to six dude [ __ ] my voice sucks oh nick is actually hot you don't below you don't believe that no all right i'm leaving i have confirmed mario at some point in front of 20 000 people and they will be mad at you and not sub to you if you don't do it cutie don't you're already not something we've confirmed several content items that won't happen this weekend i'm messaging synack no don't please i'm making this serious no please no syntax gonna put it on ms's schedule that will be official it's gonna show up on my i have a i have a google thing right here to the left of me and it's going to pop up in one minute if you tell us i am going to tell senec because it it makes noises when i need to about our monday stream and that stream okay wait why don't we just do both in the same day la now because misc if we can't talk to me why because we're busy oh okay okay bye wait why can't we just do it monday because saturday because you want to pre-game before the party yes on saturday oh wait i have schooled on monday i know and then after that we're making a cake wait can i host your show i gotta go play for melena bye love you guys you have to go what with melina he's gonna wait you wanna you wanna host my show this week uh no you're you you're very fitting no substitute if you ever had to go they could get a substitute teacher and fit in really well wait chat would you what do you think that could be fun forever you can even if he does it for like fifth grade or something you have a fifth grade substitute teacher or something that's probably a substitute that's funny i like that idea featuring tubbo but he's not there let lead hosted dude that's hey that sounds fine with me let lud and austin host it not and austin can be fixed love can be sixth grade awesome seventh grade so you just wanna have a constant amount of people just coming in my room and just they're awesome everybody hosts that's fun yeah everybody each grade that would be sick i have a teacher's assistant please have casey have casey substitute one grade please please no casey's gonna be in detention [Laughter] case is gonna be a detention good okay we're losing this game hold on dude these guys are [ __ ] casey said yes please in my chat no all right i'm leaving goodbye i'm gonna message the neck i'm not kidding okay i'm never talking to casey tron again oh she ruined my show my experience i don't blame you i lost so many viewers from it austin was in the middle of saying something like you do i have to dress like you is what austin said i think uh i have one idea for an irl stream um with casey uh i think we'll do it on friday uh i wanna i i was thinking of uh like driving around and trying ice cream at different places or like baked goods like since i'm a pastry chef in case he's like a stoner and melania's melana and then we can bring austin we like you know go to fast food place and we try the baked goods or something or or paddle boarding but i shouldn't be eating let's just take a bite of each one or paddle boarding but we'll see we'll see we'll see i'm nervous i'm going to be tired i hate traveling because i have to take xanax and like i said we get there thursday afternoon um we get there thursday afternoon and so i'm nervous i'll have to get a nap because the flight leaves early um yeah i'm afraid of airplanes i'm afraid of airplanes so isn't the road tomorrow yeah the rest is tomorrow i said thursday i said thursday how long is the trip um a while like a week in a few days it's like a week in a few days manifesting calm airplane energy don't take xanax when driving i'm not driving i hate these guys yelling i should probably order food i'm not gonna make food because i don't have time i don't have anything i don't have anything to make i feel bad not cooking but what link to the roast um thank you for the six months amro um and the alf mountains thank you for the two anyone come in and tell her hassan responded uh uh yeah hassan responded to mario party by saying what is mario partying a train for long distance they can be relaxing but they take longer uh i haven't but i think it'd be really really long to texas then he said he'd be down by the way and then miss kiff said he wouldn't play with him because he was bad do you have all your rows done for ms kiff no i'm going to write him tonight after chess miss cave said no but you still want to be included we can have a [ __ ] stream in one room and then a good stream in another room what's up welcome back the psyduck has been removed where from the building how did you know he's in the closet how did he know he's in the closet oh get that off my head you psychopath goddammit where's ludwig yuck ludwig psyduck needs therapy true okay i have lots of messages um i'm carrying mango botlane tomorrow what are you talking about i need to message someone who's i just about to message i was just about to message someone i was just about to message someone you said he'd do it with me in league oh that'd be fun um oh synac uh i'll message tonight later no i was just about to message someone else oh okay um i think we should get cutie sticker for your mic i don't have that pose because i feel like it's like overused um i guess i do i do have the qtc7 i guess i do cutie sometimes gets so still that i think the stream is buffering i know i'm sorry sometimes i freeze because i'm replying to stuff a lot of my day as a streamer is like replying to people like all sorts of stuff all day um so yeah okay um i have hiccups i have hiccups i repeat the afrofish we get it you're super popular no it's not even that honestly it's um it's not that it's like work it's literally work um afrofish thank you for the four months um okay have i done reddit this week i really wanted to do a nintendo monday at least an hour of one i want to do that more than reddit if i'm being honest and maybe i'll go live tomorrow before the roast and do reddit i would rather do nintendo monday would i i think i would i don't have time to look at the overlays today um but yeah who's doing the roast it's on austin's channel austin's gonna start doing gross on his channel do sorry uh let me get logged in um sorry guys sorry guys sorry guys um okay sorry sorry sorry okay here we go ready ready ready freddy freddy freddy ready freddies here we go here we go here we go um all right we are doing a segment called mario tendo tuesday usually known as uh nintendo monday but today it's tendo tuesday and what we do is we play a game of marbles uh the winner of marbles can choose a number between 2 and 299 that number is the nintendo game we will play and review live on stream um we have all of the nintendo games because i went out and bought them of course smiley face and um yeah so we're gonna do that and it should be fun you got six in the poker tourney yay give me some games plug you okay smiley face um so oh i just instinctively opened league of legends that was crazy of me uh sorry i need to not open league and instead open marbles might as well rip one game if i riff one game we will literally play league until we play chess tonight and that would not be good which nintendo console 64. sorry nintendo 64. we're eventually going to play all of the games on nintendo 64. is the league but still on yeah can we see the list again no i don't want you to like pick a game i want you to like choose a number how come your mouth doesn't close when you say words i don't know um how come you're creepy enough to notice that i think that's more of something that we should talk about um okay marbles marbles marbles does that even mean i don't know thank you millie what's going on our end we're i'm loading up marbles the winner gets to choose the a number and then that's the game we play all right ready chat exclamation point play oh boy play play play [Music] [Music] get on in here get on in here [Music] all right the chant is almost up the chant is almost up everyone's in as soon as i start seeing this end is when i'll push play she's louise okay maybe the chant isn't a good idea because then everyone pushes it oh there we go okay here we go [Music] there we go we got some new players that is so many marbles good luck and if you win go get a lottery ticket today what is happening whoa whoa whoa oh cheetah just flew off oh a lot of you are just flying off it's hard to even tell oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy matthew so far so good literally just a cluster behind him [Music] whoa oh i thought he he fell off i thought he rolled down matthew in a hard lead i see eyed said no meggies [Music] but takes it [Music] congrats i see eyed please type in chat a number between 2 and 299 [Music] no just icy eyed guys no one else needs to just icy eyed everyone's coming on down he said 54. perfect you guys know i can see their logs as soon as the game is over so you don't have to spam it guys i can see it as soon as the game is over i can see it but thank you well they said 54 dirty we're helpful there they go and they're in nice i see eye confirmation 54. okay let's see where that takes us huh okay arkhan thank you for the 11 yeah 54. 54. okay here we go let's see what game it is let me just pull this up 54 54 here we go 54 is dark rift i have no clue what dark rift is but it's 54. wild rift what the heck is that we're about to find out osd thank you for gifting a sub to icing can you do some thumbnails real quick chad i gotta do some thumbnails everyone acts cool i'm cutting you out sorry guys smile give me another one give me another one angry dad mad happy confused what else not like this face give me another disgusted i hated that face that one was hard this is kind of weird to watch we're all friends here pog camp face i think we're good devastated i think we're fine get back on here chad okay all right let me get my stuff open it's called dark rift dark rift okay maybe five years or something sometimes i play more than one a week so don't worry my friend try asmr no thank you did i miss marbles yep sorry it's loading this is just mario music my nintendo oh my nintendo's doing that thing again where i have to switch the how did i do this i switch the i switch the settings i go to settings i have to switch the screen [Music] sorry guys i have to switch the screen lucas thank you for gifting a sub sorry it's a technical get difficulties every single time i always forget we have to do that okay 54 wild dark or wild no dark rift [Music] dark rift dark rift [Music] i just texted blood to order dinner okay dark ripped dark abc dark dark uh scully thank you for the two this one might not work it shows that there's an issue with the plug-in the the port that i uh use or something all right let's see what is this game about uh oh everyone acts cool everyone acts cool everyone acts cool everyone acts cool everyone acts cool [Music] eons on a routine mission charting unknown planets a survey team from hyperine empire discovered an artifact lodged inside an unusual sp what when the core prime element was extracted the crevice expanded with such astonishing force it exploded erupted sending shockwaves through the galaxy surrounding the planets were reduced to mere debris and began revolving about what is known as dark rift oh god i'm scared okay one second i need to fix the sound i have a feeling we can't hear it open volume mixer there's no sound why are you yelling why are you yelling dark rift i'm playing all the nintendo 64 games ever made this is what i'm playing today the sound isn't working oh he's gone he's on the ground now why are you yelling do you not understand what's happening downstairs no what are they doing what do you hear nothing i can't hear anything it doesn't matter what are you getting bullied me yeah [ __ ] no agent's getting bullied oh then it's fine if aidan's getting bullied yeah then why are you sad i must say oh i thought you're sad oh aiden's saying they pinned me down on the couch and punched me did you do that why'd you do that ask him why'd he do that aiden he said i was taking hits bro aidan got linguine he's coming they like me bro what does that mean why do they linguini you [ __ ] now you're in the corner i'll [ __ ] like way to you right now what's up deadline complaining about how i seated him and smashed some of it this [ __ ] at the last smash summit told me i i went up i was like hey aiden uh if i lose out i'm uh good right i'm making out first seed he's like yeah it's cool it's cool i get drunk as [ __ ] i go i get three-owned by plop all of a sudden everyone's like yo your second seed all of a sudden i had to play games why because i was told i didn't have to oh my god dude that does sound like your fault that's his fault dude and i'm getting linguine for two years as long as it makes you feel any better he won't be making brackets for you anymore i'm retiring you know i quit i didn't know i thought you were good and then you lost you won no games and then you were [ __ ] aiden this is [ __ ] mango and i fight who wins you want right now right yeah i can put pants on take him you take him right now how is she like some legendary fighter i don't get it how did you beat me i'm strong well i have to go put pants on and we have to do it downstairs how did she beat me okay chad be honest with me big bananas you go away is this what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] [ __ ] loaded or what you're way out of eddie no i i don't get it i don't get it i own her i'm cat like refluxes reflexes not refluxes i don't get it i just yeah i'm strong if i put on sweats we can go fight right now you know the front yard sounds like men we can't stream it if it's in the front yard but nobody has to know you don't want anyone to know you won't just want me to leave my stream with a youtube video i think uh one of us comes back as the winner that's what i think no content tight notes for you so i [ __ ] you up you're gonna come back bloody face and all because i will [ __ ] a [ __ ] i'll find them guys no content you think about it i'm i'm down i need to go back leaving my stream these are my children i'll leave them they are children i know but we can always film it and then i can show them later okay we can film it okay somebody film it i'm gonna [ __ ] beat this [ __ ] oh you've never seen someone get so [ __ ] up i'm old school i don't give a [ __ ] no [ __ ] listen i grew up you don't understand i have to go put sweats on go put sweats on i didn't grow up with the brothers i didn't go up with the father either much did you grow up in a father i did grow for the father so that's worse i'm sorry i'm sorry your mom's dead you talk to them i'm about to [ __ ] this [ __ ] up ludwig i just he bagged ludwig he this [ __ ] is dead on the couch you think i'm going out i ain't going out [ __ ] no [ __ ] [ __ ] and then i'm going home and you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna take a nap and then i'm gonna [ __ ] stream i'll see [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is it but seriously hello [Laughter] [Music] surely god damn it what do you do with psyduck hey chat beat master general here my check out my new new beat boom caps and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats do i need to delete the bod do i need to delete the vod am i gonna be banned probably maybe sponsor [ __ ] i love you cutie cinderella no i'll ask if i can highlight it i love you cutie cinderella he would get banned not you no that's not how it works qt i love your content keep it up i'll ask if i can actually we'll just delete the vod and i'll highlight it i won't even i don't even i don't even do it i don't even ask i'll just delete the bot and highlight it the sponsor segment take him out cutie we're not gonna do freaking mario mon or nintendo monday today can you save it first uh they were memeing no my mods are saying i should probably delete it so i feel like i trust them [ __ ] them up for ready to decide i don't know if i uh i'll i'll be back let me go find um we can't fight on twitch anyway um i might end and then delete the bod um and then come back for chess go fight him come back for chess wait till it's on youtube well i can i'll download it sure and then i can 6k sag i know but we'll drink chess anyway dark rift look cool though sadge well we'll definitely do it but just not today let me dance for a second let me go figure something out really quick i'll be back let me go let me go figure some stuff out one second [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] too [Music] uh [Music] [Music] me [Music] [Music] uh [Music] [Music] booty [Music] [Music] let's go hey orange diamonds look like sloppy joes valet parked the tour bus outside of papados part time pescatarian hermes hypocrite my hypothesis imma be rich before i'm 56 rich is 20 million or better i'm a three wheel through stormy weather candy cantaloupe diamonds on my ear neck and my throat no need to gloat it's the glow in the dark gucci go let's go let's go let's go let's go i lost and then i lost to ludwig i even spit on him it didn't work i even i gave him the typewriter he didn't it was unfazed he was unfazed by the typewriter [Music] it wasn't close no turns out i have no muscle they're both very strong was recorded no because it took approximately two seconds before i was in a chokehold he was unfazed by the typewriter i am so weak i lost every fight [Music] why did you let them win [Music] they are both mammoths of humans oh where do i put my phone i have to order dinner now because i because i lost did you try aiden i could maybe beat aiden he's closer to my weight bracket i think crack i need to go find my phone i'll be back [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Music] do so [Music] do [Music] do oh man guys that wasn't even close i'm sorry about that oh i spit on him so far the house power ranking goes blood mango cutie swift hey what happened well he had my he had my in a chocolate swipe it didn't work who would have thought [Music] not as much of a w as i thought i did do the typewriter typewriter is where you sit on someone's chest and you go like this and then you hit their head that's how you like change the paper but then all he had to do was like move and i fell off but i did typewriter him that's my signature move it's my down smash down b b down smash down who won then not me what did you write just stuff man all my jokes for tomorrow's roast it's my signature move [Music] i'll see if i can find out this my sub anniversary was like a week ago oh audi thank you for the two i didn't ignore it though let me see typewriter typewriter fighting move oh there's no videos of it it's just me it's just me who knows how to typewriter weird weird that it's just me huh a little weird uh respect mango bb wicked boat at think of the prime i then jumped on ludwig typewritered him and then he put me in some weird leg lock where i was like this and i couldn't move and then mango sat on ludwig so i was just like completely smush and they said tap out and i said put the typewriter and i lost [Music] hide how again feeling i can't create a video tutorial about the typewriter yeah okay i will we'll put it on the clips channel did i get a new camera forever ago um you did it to an english major i type writer ludwig all the time and he hates it so i thought it would work on mango but mango was so unfazed usually when i type writer ludwig he's like stop stop stop manga was like what is this like talking to everyone in the room and i'm like furiously typing and smacking his head he's like what is going on you have to make the noise too you have to go and then you go [Music] i said how are you not faced and then he just said what and then he just rolled over and i fell unfortunate all right back to our game he had he was using his he was using his uh he was using his shield uh okay wait why isn't the sound working chat how do i get the sound to work just restart it maybe you can't wait for our trip to disneyland yeah i really want to meet lauren actually not deleting vod uh i will i'm gonna have to download it anyway so you know did she win absolutely not absolutely not i tried though i did try at least i tried okay support oh oops continue okay let me see if i can get the sound to work guys i don't know why the sound isn't working let me see if it's working on another game or if it's just that yeah i'm not making dinner though i'm just going to order it really quick oh there we go we got it [Music] so loud [Music] back to this [Music] yeah okay let me fix this [Music] um oh god is it gonna do this whole time maybe when i push start it'll stop okay i think we're fine [Music] okay dude what is it gonna be like this what is wrong with this uh i'll fix it one second [Laughter] [Music] it's only when the camera is facing a certain way that's hilarious that is so funny [Music] i wonder if it'll do that in the game okay all right here we go oh my gosh it's another fighting game dang it okay let's see how this goes here we go another fighting game everybody saw the success of other fighting games and they started their own we're gonna jump into dark rift tonight and see uh what we think about it okay [Music] i am the biggest dark rift streamer on twitch right now and it has frozen [Music] [Music] tournament [Music] practice no we go straight into the tournament tournament here we come [Music] uh i can't actually choose oh yes i can okay chat we can be scarlet zenmaron aaron demonica eve gore morphix nicki who do you want to be [Music] the monika okay oh god chad demonica's terrifying we're playing against morphix he looks like brand okay it's kind of oh my god i'm hideous how am i so round and so pointy at the same time oh look at that butt though cha i don't think this game is gonna work i don't i it's literally 2 fps the monika is a vile creature from the dark dimension many years ago she was sent into the neutral dimension to secure sorenock's core prime element and deliver it to her master the lord demon dementron when she failed in her mission she was told zornoch secret information exchange for her life demonica now battles for core prime elements so she may enter the dimensional portal present her master with a valuable prize and reclaim her most coveted arch demon title if demonica's grotesque physical appearance does not ward off challengers they will experience a bizarre and horrific battle some of demonica's long range weapons are her flaming breath tactic and her fivery fiery pelvic projectile guys i'm pretty sure that's like just chlamydia the crouching animalistic fighting style she employs is a frenzy attack leaps and neck and face biting and poisonous body crawling okay let's see how this works this game might not work but we'll see what happens she sounds cool if it doesn't work we might have to i might have to try to find another one uh i don't think it's gonna work hi austin we can try oh oh my god i'm getting did i do that [Music] whenever i push b i bite his head and it freezes what the hell is look at me what does this button do okay a does nothing that dodges every single time i push b it eats its head oh [Music] i can blender him oh block okay i'm amazing i'm amazing up smash up smash oh yeah look at that pelvis do the typewriter oh wait why am i playing him again [Music] it's just a spam game how do i trip him again whoa [ __ ] i'm amazing i'm the best of this game you've ever seen it's best of five that seems a little ridiculous that feels excessive i realize this is the first bot but still we'll just we'll just pound them out quick oh i see it at the top i see it this guy sucks look at me i'm amazing you're literally the best i hate this weird pelvic thrust that demonica does it's a little creepy i'm amazing i'm goaded imagine your parents saying they're buying you a fighting game and you're like really excited and then they come home with this yeah i played demonica every round okay i'm against gore hey this guy's kind of big oh [ __ ] get up big boy okay it's a little laggy admittedly [Music] i'm eating his head i'm eating his head i did the head-eating thing so you can't really move it fast yeah what is this weird texture on the right what is that do you guys see that is it broken i probably just need to blow in my cartridge i think dude okay this game is nearly unplayable unplayable can we pick another game after uh yeah i want to say as soon as i get eliminated but maybe we just rate it now i feel bad rating it already but mike thank you for gifting a sub thanos oh my god thanos not as strong as i remember him no taylor tuesday well yeah that's exactly what i'm saying is we have tests in a little bit so eat his head eat his head eat his head [Music] yo ah oh judah thank you for this prime hi guys did miss keep actually raid me i don't think miss kip's ever raided me ever before in his life [Music] i'm playing this really cool game but she only chose one of them and that one was no yo guys yo you guys like nintendo right i do this thing called nintendo mondays but today it's called tendo tuesday where we um we play a nintendo game a random one and we rate it and this is called dark rift and that's what we're playing right now um demonica the sexy devil it's uh this is not a very good game admittedly and it just plays the same song over and over again but i'm still in it as soon as i lose we will raid it and then we'll probably play another game [Music] but i'm not gonna quit before i lose no matter how bad this is because if i'm winning i'm winning you know i do this move where i bite his head it's very cool all i have to do is push b and it does it you threw up you'll be fine you said one hour yeah i don't think we could play this game for an hour it's the same soundtrack over and over again and like all i have to do is push the same buttons i couldn't imagine playing this against this reel against a real person i know the game sound is lagging foreheads it's the 90s what do you expect i have dust in my cartridge watch this i can turn it down if it's tilting you that much it hasn't been playing league at all you're gonna win the bet no because i'm in elo hell the reason i'm gonna lose the bet is because i'm playing it if we're being honest i kicked him so many times how is he still alive is this on spotify yeah i'm good okay chad do we rank the game now and play a different game did he win oh [ __ ] i think i lose yes you guys hate it but i'm a hot demon oh my god did you guys see that how does that do no damage to this [ __ ] okay i think i lose anyway she's sidestepping me what am i doing i'm dancing oh i got her head i got her head oh my god she's good oh i'm better oh no i'm not i'm bad the typewriter the typewriter i'm so creepy oh my god it's so laggy i think this game is unplayable i will say i want to give it points for like it was easy to learn there was like that one fighting game that was so hard to learn the lag is awful okay if i lose here we quit i won sorry guys i'm amazing did i just teleport yes just better i'm just better i almost lost but i still won that doesn't set that count this game hurts my eyes i agree the lag is also killing me i'm on the same page with you guys but you know it's part of nintendo mondays on a tuesday sometimes there's lag sometimes it's great quality but however this is a day where it's not great quality and we just have to accept that use my r i have no jungler where's my jungler dude this is so bad dude what whoa did you guys see that i threw my chlamydia at her i don't know how i did that throw the chlamydia chat i figured out how to throw my chlamydia okay she hits me i want to throw my chlamydia again please don't kill me okay okay we've got to give up this game is awful i'm sure it's fun when it's not laggy but i can't do anything i can't do anything i think we have to move on i forgot how to do my chlamydia move already i just lost okay okay this game is not cool um i did lose all right let's talk about it chat let's talk about the video game all right we'll play one more let's play one more just because that one was really that was super lame um okay what do you what do you guys think about this i think it's pretty low tier we haven't given anything in f yet have we i think it's a d because i think if it wasn't lagging it would be good because this one i gave a d it didn't teach me buttons but it was the exact same thing so i'm gonna say d and my review of that game is number one don't get chlamydia okay don't get chlamydia but if you do become a demon okay demons with cl how do you spell chlamydia chat i need spell check please that's a hard word cla media are not the worst fighters was easy to learn lag was bad but maybe if i was rich and had a different cartridge it would be if i spelled cartridge wrong ignore it's fine it'd be fine uh also i will admit the demon was pretty thick would love to see it in a hot tub sometime smiley face otherwise typical 90s tournament style fighting game game that i did not win but that's the lag's fault i think i could have won if it wasn't laggy right chat don't you agree thank you all right another game of marbles winner gets to choose a number and that's the game we play i have to open marbles again i love you cutie cinderella ponzi thank you for the five months damn 10k uh i got two raids from the two of the three men that ever gave me views on the platform so if uh austin could raid me next i'd be appreciated um but i get it you know what the hell was this he ain't live i would still appreciate it all right boys and girls get in here play literally only a thousand of you can play i kept it at that so you better freaking try where's my mario kart i want sherbet island please get on in boys banger alert where's my water where's my phone where's my will to live yay maya got the flowers i sent her yay you got them i think you would like ms kiss reddit playlist thank you for suggestion [Music] so when do we find out that typing x-wing tweet play signs but for spam emails only reminders to subscribe to my only fans that's it that's all it does exhibition play will then steal your email i will send you reminders to subscribe to my only fans thank you for signing up today i'm poor good news it's free if you use x-rays point only fans in my chat it will take you to my mods twitter good luck hope you like it there he needs the [Music] followers whoa remember the winner gets to choose the next game we play they choose a number between 2 and 2.99 [Music] oh god oh god get me off that guy oh no i fell you'll be fine the hell i'm trying to listen mario music what happened oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god you lost oh god oh it's this map hello what why am i all the way down here oh my god [ __ ] hello race where are you has anyone won oh oh my god there you guys go just a little scuffed i got lost i'm sorry so many people falling off no one making it that far oh here we go monkey mike with the lead coming in hot should take it i don't think there will be a hold up here he is zooming and [Music] he's got it monkey mike choose a number two to ninety nine monkey mike congrats on your win if you fell off and you did not complete the race you are in fact a loser so [Music] sorry about that hate to break it to you oh fellucia see ya ooh awkward 2 through 299 can you check if i fell off no steak there are 600 people in this race you want me to check if you fell off i'm not going to do that he said 77 thank you chat [Music] check for steak no because now i have to check for all of you you know no only snake okay uh oh you guys are gonna get eliminated you're gonna feel really bad about yourselves bye pichu oh he's racing he's racing he's racing death oh he died hottest cashier is also gonna be taken out by the white walkers oh monkey mike seven seven here we go let's check out seven seven let's check out seven seven [Music] 77 is fifa road to world cup 98. oh no oh no gross well that's what won so i don't know what to tell you we're gonna have to play a lot of fifa games there seems to be a few all right boot her up let me find my uh cartridge fifa which one is it fifa what world tour 98 [Music] where does that spreadsheet come from i made it i made this spreadsheet road world cup right right right check your twitter mentions i made you something if this is bad i will ban you smiley face let's see what happens why did shake tweet cutie's peach reminds me of every single peach i ever played in round one pools what the [ __ ] you want to throw hands i just beat at mango and at ludwig in a physical fight i will hurt you smiley face okay what am i supposed to check i don't even know how to check my mentions this is some dope music though i don't know how to see my mentions oh mentions you ask and you shall oh my god [Music] they put damonica in a hot tub she was thick she was thick okay fifa world road to world cup let me find it uh fifa a b c d e f wait a b c d e f fifa world oh here we go all right shut up nice you may have lost data that's fine this is some real gaming now here we go oh [ __ ] i'm gonna get dmca for this please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop the music thank you christ friendly league training penalty shootout customized squad uh i want to go on the road to the world cup this is the game qualifying around first round final round boys buckle up okay how do you play soccer alabama i'll be alabama oh that's al albinia albina albinia albinia albania okay everyone relax everyone relax i push b i don't want to be albinia [ __ ] this team's goaded wait where'd they go look at freaking argentina look at their stats i'll be argentina every day let's start why would i play anyone else start i'm just pushing start i understand what's going on start start start hello there what am i doing i'm here welcome to today's game a pack stadium here to see this match today the team's getting ready to start what we hope will be a classic i'm not i'm not playing so time now to go i am playing i didn't choose a team i'm not playing did i just little brother myself i said oh you can play and i like put on a youtube video of it oh chat i'm not playing i don't know how to break this to you no problem there for the keeper okay i would like to leave thank you yes okay i am argentina i need to go back i think apparently yes okay you guys seem very angry i need you to relax qualifying round i'm argentina start guys i don't know what con me bowl means i don't understand what that means what's con me bowl what is coca coca coff what is that these are continents chad i need you to be patient with me i'm doing my best i'm in this group oh did i do it i'm argentina right hello there desline i'm here and here we have what should be a very interesting match okay here we go a pack stadium yeah today the team's getting ready everybody's here it'll be a classic encounter i think they're about to get underway so you're always here to see michelle john wait what how does that go thank you dares we're in for a great game all the small things yes truth truth okay what color am i oh i'm in the stripes okay run okay excellent ball good save i saved it i'm amazing okay uh how do i switch players i'm amazing i kicked it he caught it not ideal okay we're fine we're still in this we're still in this okay uh catch it catch it the flag is up it's offside what does that mean catch it and straight at the keeper that one well he had that one covered all the rejoined i fouled kick oh i kicked his face i'm amazing go straight past him oh just look at this i stole it i'm amazing i kick it get there i don't hit it oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they're good they're better than me [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm back i'm amazing don't worry [Applause] what does that mean you went on a bounce okay great goal kick that's the other team i don't need to worry about it nice i faked him well claimed how do you catch that stop catching them you keep spamming shoot what are the other buttons shoot that is what i'm doing oh pass with a okay relax no that changes my player when i push it get up oh thank god jesus off the post i don't pass with a guys i switch my character with a passing is when you have the ball what the hell do you guys mean he's lofted that straight up the park was a bit optimistic it passes with a when you have the ball so i b and then i a how do i get the ball played up field back to shooting oh i did it neatly collected by the defender oh he got it it's okay i'm wearing them out i'm wearing them out i'm wearing them out i'm wearing them out that's what made it i'm wearing him out pass what the [ __ ] is wrong with me okay nice pass you know we're gonna start doing for that's what we should start doing for nintendo mondays we should have sub goals to change the game so if you hate it enough you have to pay me to get out of it who are you passing to cutie still back cleared from danger good header oh my god oh good strike don't spam relax [Applause] here we go amazing nice to the team we scored half time nil nil who got hurt that was a good kick what happens if we tie do i win [Applause] we just tie that's stupid all right put me back in put me back in coach i'm here i'm ready oh i lost the ball apparently that's crazy i was doing better when i was shooting this guy's playing circles around me how are they doing that thing with their feet oh i was itching my face unfair nice uh take it take it take it take it [Applause] excellent ball get it get it get it good header nice oh well played good defending who is i passing to i don't understand how to pass the right person nice confident goalkeeping for the love of god relax if you read this all prime also how's your day hippo fever you've got to relax my day's fine i did lose in a fight to ludwig and mango and that made me sad because i'm not that great better than nick nick where the are you i don't know how to play this stupid game pass i don't get it i don't understand how to pass and he's beating his man you're defending there nice bad shot she's wide yeah she read it [Applause] are you aiming the pass how do i do that well cut out nice pass [Applause] [Music] big there verge thank you for the eight gotta stop insta spamming when you get the ball then what am i supposed to do that's the only way to get the ball real menace for a throw [Applause] she keeps shooting it's all i know how to do very hard for this week thanks he's beating him for price is this me oh got it nice get it team nice no doubt when you have the ball don't spam what do i do i don't get it i'm running i'm running with the ball i'm amazing i pushed b like you guys told me not to do that was a bit optimistic my bad my bad i was i'm sorry i got excited i got excited i'll i won't do that again promise go kick jake okay give me the ball i got it i'm running with it i'm running with it please go away sir chat i lost the ball it's your fault actually chad it's actually your fault it's actually your fault straight forward for the keeper it'll take something special to beat him from there john okay i'm running i'm running oh i'm losing i'm losing okay i have an amazing goalie great save he just looks invincible i'm stealing i'm stealing i'm stealing again please don't push that out cutie run it back in run it back in we're amazing we're amazing we're amazing we're amazing we're amazing get it back get it back i'm amazing okay i'm running i'm running i'm running past there nice i'm amazing i'm amazing i'm amazing i'm amazing who caught it that was good that was good that was good i'm running zigzags zigzags zigzags [ __ ] you you don't get my ball what the final score then nil nil [Applause] oh i didn't win one [Applause] overtime i did get a lot better i gave me one point that's okay we play off that we take our one point we're the best team we're playing ecuador they don't got [ __ ] on us and here we have what should be a very interesting match it's chess time i'm a little busy i'm going to see this match today the team's getting ready to start what we hope will be a classic encounter i think they're about to get underway so before they do let's go over to john matson yes thank you dares we're in for a great game here today and in front of a good crowd too andy well john i think we'll see a very open game here today those sets of players know that to win they must give nothing less than that did i foul him that's a yellow card for them for me i probably kick here in a dangerous position and that's a fine side no doubt he saw that late that's what made it even more impressive you hit the guy without a ball i didn't even touch him he's a baby oh my god i got it zigzags zigzags zig zags i'm amazing pass you [ __ ] get it back cutie get it back get it back [Applause] get it back kitty no get it back oh get it back somebody for the love of god hit the freaking ball the referee signals a goal kick sprint with trigger oh wait what's trigger go kick taken then i got it i got it okay zigzag zigzag she's amazing watch out losers i'm coming i'm coming out zigzag i want the world to know we got a zigzag hose whoa i got tripped not cool this game's which way i'm going the right way wait guys where am i supposed to go am i supposed to go this way i'm running i'm amazing i'm so good shoot it [Music] offside [Applause] oh [ __ ] other way my bad catch it nice okay my bad here we go [Applause] okay zigzags zigzags i'll pass you go brad go brad okay uh uh um uh uh uh jeff jeff jeff welcome jackpot are you kidding oh well bro okay okay i got it i got it i got it zigzag zigzags i'm amazing i'm amazing i'm just running i'm just i'm just running okay jeff recover jeff the flag is up it's offside okay what's trigger how do i run it's okay r2 okay what's r2 i'm amazing that would be a serious injury great pass get the ball okay cutie's team get up off the ground it's crazy you're sitting okay that's fine the goalie got it [Applause] i'm amazing okay zigzag this is r okay kicked it out he kicked it out it's okay it's our ball it's our ball bro okay we go we go we go we're amazing we're amazing we're amazing kick it oh i went the wrong way again it's fine that was actually the plan planned oh foul [Applause] he's being booked yeah get out of my game loser i feel good about it in your face the cape is soiled yeah these keepers are so good how did i just get another misca parade happened miss kiff is ruining my game you sabotage this sabotage this sabotage this is sabotage this this is sabotage it's sabotage i hate it here this sabotage the sabotage this is this is sabotage i like the ball back please calmly done good clearance oh it's half time okay here we go we're getting good at this [Applause] don't worry guys let's talk to the team what is your guys's advice chat what do you want to say to the team right now oh [ __ ] whoa eric thanks for the five okay number one jeff is cut jeff if you don't play better you're cut from the freaking team we never want to play with you again number two thanks for the money time to get some scores okay here we go i'm running i'm amazing i got it we're ready i don't trust you jeff you suck you suck ass you suck ass it's okay it's okay okay okay okay david nice nice nice nice nice uh uh oh oh great dang it he catches every single one good goalkeeper he stayed big there okay hello okay uh not you you suck no one likes you we actually never invite you out to drinks jeff i see you i don't want to play with you just look at this jeff why even show up dude that's a yellow card oh sick get a yellow card you suck and they're going to make a change so a free kick here in a dangerous position [Applause] nice good good kick good kick good kick [Applause] okay team get it the ball played up field then here we go bill it's your time nice okay all right we running we're running and that's a wonderful display oh that was good but i missed okay i actually love this game i'm amazing i'm gaming please don't bother me nicely done oh my god get it sir why did you stop running this is our ball okay turn around all right all right all right all right all right uh back to george george take this run it down run it down mid turn it down mid don't look at jeff i see him in the middle we ignore him every time [Applause] take it back take it back goes around him with no problem at all got it run tanner go go tanner oh god [ __ ] take it back take it back tanner go get it tanner no one likes you on the team that's why we don't invite you anywhere you're gonna end up like jeff tanner get the freaking ball tanner and that's a fine save no doubt he saw that late all right here we go made it even more impressive tanner back to tanner back to tanner he is running it this time he only trusts himself only himself in the will of god oh well played yeah that's right uh uh [ __ ] [ __ ] tanner no one likes you okay george george you've got this you're team player though so you are going to pass to david that's not david kick it [Applause] was that jeff and here's another chance to see that what the heck john holy [ __ ] what the heck all right jeff you're not cut but tanner you might be okay neatly done neatly done neatly done i'll take that i'll take the give me the back of the ball i would take it okay that's fine all the way there my keeper's amazing throws it in i got this watch out [ __ ] you guys you guys all smell no one even likes you no one likes the other team oh okay uh david you [ __ ] lost the ball you're the new jeff of course [Applause] yes yes yes i don't know argentinian names please tell me some argentinian names and i will name my team argentinian names batusta messi lionel you want me to call one of these [ __ ] messy i don't think they deserve that carlos diego oh diego's a cool name okay last game and then i have to switch over to chess this is a fun game i like this game is that a hot take to like this game i think i could take it all boys hello there des lineum here welcome to today's game a packed stadium here to see this match today the team's getting ready to start what we hope will be a classic encounter and now here's john watson the music's good soccer is good yes i'm good great crowd here today for this one and i'm anticipating i chose the wrong team no i'm on argentina oh my god am i venezuela a very interesting contest oh that's not good guys wait i don't think i'm playing [Music] i don't think i'm playing let's take another look at that the score now one nil wait i didn't push any buttons oh i'm on argentina now no big deal i'm in argentina i've got a yeah my team we have a score hell yeah we're good my bad i feel good about that good scam oh amazing misjudge tackle okay no [ __ ] okay and that's a wonderful header to score well take it let's take a look at the instant replay oh [ __ ] that makes it doesn't matter even they don't know what i'm about to do to him sir no one was there oh my god guys i don't know how to run in this game but it is really holding me back i'll say no love lost there one suspect are you punch him punch him punch him flip him off all right it's a little dramatic [Applause] okay [Applause] [Music] okay i run i run it down mid i'm running it down mid can i get a jungler please any junglers any junglers where's diego diego's on my team now hell yeah diego take this diego please don't [ __ ] this up the keeper saw it all the way there hey that's fine get it back get it back okay uh who's this this can be tanner tanner's back tanner's back in the game we run it all the way down oh pass it back diego uh and david you're back on the team and we're running around uh jeff get back get it back get it back okay jeff you would okay okay i just want some space i just need some space diego no get it back good defending there here we go here we go okay uh oh oh piano calmly down the ball taken out of danger okay back to diego back to diego [Applause] what the [ __ ] were you pushing who are you passing that to get it diego get out get out who are you now tanner [Applause] that's what made it even more impressive why is there irish guys commentating why is mini titan on the mic oh i meant scottish oh god please tell me mini titan didn't just hear that i meant scottish i'm in scottish [ __ ] that's karma trent why are you doing that we're nearing the end of the first half then the referee glances towards his two assistants excuse me excuse me excuse me oh we didn't actually pass we tricked you though excuse us excuse us excuse me excuse me you don't know what's going on okay yeah throwing thrown i'm all the way over here please get it to me down there okay what what the [ __ ] what why did it go that way gabrielle neatly okay gabriella's on the team now we love that get it straight forward for the keeper okay throat gabriella the score at half time okay half time half time i aimed it that way how why am i pronouncing gabrielle the way i'd pronounce gabriella because i'm dyslexic smiley face this is my team smiley face [Applause] what that was good steal i'm amazing okay this is gabriela she just joined our team she's from high school musical she's amazing until she did that gabrielle this is why women can't play with us [Applause] okay perfect gabriella with their second chance she's getting control on the ball there it's [ __ ] freaking he stole it and took the ball away dang it inches wide [Applause] okay i learned how to tackle this has been exciting process for us i just need one more goal okay oh such a dick [Applause] this time the tackle oh just look at this great skill get it get it somebody anybody don't let him get that good stop no doubt he saw that late that's what made it even more impressive [Applause] who the [ __ ] was that too can i do stuff when i have the ball like cool things when i have the ball holding on to the ball here okay that's fine just say [Applause] he's from argentina the whole team is actually the ball taken out of danger and that's a wonderful display of skill off the post i don't think that was me playing damn it [Applause] my fifa streamer thanks do you ban people that predict you lose yes absolutely [Applause] let's take a look at the instant replay dude vanessa and hudgins we never cut you from the team you're amazing you're the best player all right just don't let them get another hit we're good we're good let's go what are we what's argentina what's our mascot let's go zebras clap clap clap clap okay where am i and the referee checks his watch again that can't be long to go here excellent ball dang it okay it's fine that's fine that's fine this time let's go the sun clap clap clap clap clap all right we're an all women's team now this is very exciting for us we have gabriella and vanessa hey yeah oh oh please get it uh okay no worries we're good we're good uh oh uh oh please please steal it oh well played nice indicator okay neatly brought down on the chest what what what guys listen i am the next biggest fifa streamer i am the next biggest fifa streamer i'm amazing at this game i'm amazing i'm amazing [Applause] dude i'm in the lead of all these teams i count that as a win i'm good holy [ __ ] all right let's rate it that was fun i had a good time fifa world cup 98. don't we have other fifa games look at these ones we have fifa 99 and fifa soccer 64. so we will we'll play fifa again but man i want to give that a i want to give that a b i feel like that's a solid b man fifa is fun deserves an a really i feel like a needs to be more unique i feel like sports game is like sports game you know i think solid b remind you we haven't given anything an s we haven't given anything an a it's a b it's a b it's just a sports game you know good music though soccer with good music and cool horn noises i love the sound effects great sound effects got mini titan as a commentator very cool effects guys i'm dyslexic leave me alone it's good enough uh sports game game that included women very cool um jeff was tragically cut from the team we have no regrets viva la r argentina hell yeah that was fun he was mvp well he didn't show up that last game did he that was all vanessa yeah that was awesome do you guys have fun i who knew i'd like fifa that was fun uh i'm gonna go grab my food and we're moving on to chess for the night um so none of you are nerds so i'll see you later but um can i have a mod switch me to chest while i go grab food [Music] hmm [Music] hmm [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] oh [ __ ] i didn't run ads or i did run ads did i run ads should a mod run ads for me [Music] did a mod run ads for me no ads [ __ ] i'm gonna be poor forever four minutes of the ads somebody else someone else said they got ads we can't only dren can oh you got an ad some people got an ad where's dude mango is just asleep on the joe downstairs snoring his face off i can't find ludwig he's supposed to be streaming what do i guess he wasn't downstairs what the heck ludwig said he was in the living room which i checked because that's where mango is sleeping he was i couldn't find it where's my water bottle [ __ ] i lost my water bottle he's probably super tired at this point i love chess and kitty streams thanks toph toph do you want to give me a peach lesson someday i forgot everything i learned i'll hit you up okay okay okay okay okay sorry trying to get chess up uh i don't think we're gonna do taylor tuesday because i guess i'm deleting the bond anyway but the issue is is if you don't start with the vault deleted it um puts it in the archive if that makes sense um but yeah i don't think we're gonna do taylor tuesday we're just going to play some chess what do you guys think about that we're gonna play some chess we're gonna talk maybe um do you guys want to redeem some games if i turn on points do you want to play with me a dust was my last teacher sure i could do that let me eat first and then maybe i'll do that let me do that and then i'll turn on uh game redemption and uh [Music] when are you flying to texas thursday can we study any opening no what do you think this is hello hello can you play me first let me eat first oh god i really need water i can't find it anywhere let me eat first and then we can uh let me go i have to go grab some water uh i'm not gonna make it if we don't grab water i'll be right back i'm not gonna make it challenging together cause you're the one that i am you know what i realized chat is i literally just down b on the platform or not down b i just down smash down smash on the platform and that's all i used to do i'd stand on the platform and down smash that's how i blender that's what i was missing gotta remember how to recover yeah my recovery was bad i also just ran off the platform three times we could probably turn that into its own youtube video where are we moving to you ask texas that's cool besides the whole homeless thing i hope you're okay sorry i'm gonna eat so i'm gonna be kind of gross uh i think i'm gonna switch the music to just our chill stuff a little more cozy in the evening oh you know what let's do some lily i love lily let's do lily i'm slowly falling to the music and the atmosphere now and then i feel light's fading softly all over me and i remember last year [Music] hey what's wrong with my screen silently inside it's so late in the night [Music] are they doing the stone walls [Music] they're stonewalling me [Music] my head's i'm here i remember last year it's is [Music] i'll face the again [Music] sorry guys i'm really focused on eating and then we can have more fun we can chitchat and have a good time you've got it dude again as soon [Music] hmm first piece on the board [Music] oh and then he's gonna go there i see um that's fine i do this and then he takes with that and i can still take with that potentially yeah okay i'm gonna say oh no not worth good catch good catch that was scary oh [ __ ] annoying trade because i'm still going to end up with that you didn't give it to me okay [Music] feels good hmm [Music] [Music] [Music] do i just need to clear up some of his pawn structure [Music] nice [Music] [Music] we have a file open we love that for us three months caqtc hypers you might be trying to go here [Music] [Music] knew it okay hmm [Music] i'm stacked that's pretty good i like that [Music] [Music] do [ __ ] you're nervous [Music] that's crazy poor guys [Music] hmm [Music] whoa jed thank you for the five gifted [Music] so [Music] easy [Music] this is my favorite song of lilies flesh will taste okay my dog will eat the pain away cause the whole world lily you'd have to go so hard but at least [Music] but at least [Music] oh [Music] i wish i had more time but there goes my spine i'm [Music] think i'm losing my eyesight [Music] is [Music] but at least [Music] 15 [Music] is [Music] [Music] is [Music] that's my favorite lily song um totally underrated no one listens to it enough uh sorry just vibing i have a little bit more food i'm gonna eat but i'm just trying to play this game [Music] oh i have a new favorite song thing for that no i'm not finished with taylor tuesday i just need to install an overlay that allows me to listen to music without getting copyright claimed [Music] so i've got to do that [Music] it's lilly lou's day [Music] how does the overlay work like that the app that lets you list the music is that what you're asking about [Music] can you fix the record on overlay oh god yeah [Music] i didn't realize i was still there [Music] oh damn i want to be able to go here and then him go there and then i go here is the goal so if we want to play we have to have prime and use how many channel points you don't have to have prime uh you don't have to be sub to me it's just going to be channel points and i'll i'll just turn it on in um a little bit i'll probably turn it on um maybe one or two games more just because i am trying to eat oh cam razor thank you for the prime yeah mango's asleep downstairs how much out of curiosity i don't know i think it's 300 and then if i don't get any requests we lower it situation [Music] what is wrong with me and eating indian food oh my god okay on the bright side i caught it before it made too much of a mess but it still kind of made a mess insane what did that guy just take oh just pawns oh god [Music] so cutie i'm going for your soon i'm wondering do you have any particular advice for school [Music] dude growing up is crazy can i just say that the fact that like we all follow these weird patterns in life of like what we do what we think we're supposed to do it's crazy man [Music] and then all of a sudden you're old and you're like what have i done with my [Music] life [Music] so [Music] crazy that he just did that oh he's gonna go down there [Music] yeah [ __ ] that [Music] okay how can i pin his queen here is there anything i can do hmm i think i should do more vlogs thank you friend that's very kind to me [Music] hmm it was funny that i killed mango by accident i agree oh there's a queen pin found it [Music] yeah yeah hell yeah dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab dab there was a mating one well that was good enough i'm happy with that [Music] [Music] okay [Music] okay this is the donya the donya the dania how's the pizza it's a curry [Music] [Music] dania says this is fine that's fine because we're up two pieces we're equal okay interesting [Music] hello [Music] hello [Music] hello it's me cutie you [ __ ] up [Music] man that [ __ ] feels bad huh that [ __ ] feels bad okay i'm gonna play one more and then i'll turn on requests okay you guys can play with me i do have to end tonight probably directly at like 10 because i haven't written any of my jokes for tomorrow can you show the board wait is this not the board what do you mean what's tomorrow uh miss kip's roast i haven't written any of my jokes and then as soon as i end tomorrow as soon as i'm off the roast i need to [ __ ] clean and pack because i haven't done any of that so and so my next stream will be thursday night housewives podcast i was supposed to be on melania's stream in the morning and miss kip's stream in the afternoon but our flight doesn't get in early enough on thursday so it's just gonna be housewives podcast on thursday is that the most accurate game you've ever played uh i don't think so i played one very accurate game one time it's crazy oh yeah full list of roasters where's lady [ __ ] [Music] i'm here okay here's the here's the list i'll leak it i don't care here's the list here's the list it is [Music] we've got s-van hassan lakari melana will schlatt and simply [Music] get to writing lady [ __ ] get to writing hi there i have some pretty good ones i just need to rework them to be a little nicer because they sound very mean kryptonite thank you for the five from c p gaming i don't know if i thanked you for your prime but i appreciate you using that here oh and miss kefia [Music] yeah lord got asked to do it he didn't want to okay this is my last game um and then i'll invite you guys to games [Music] i'm gonna have requests turned on oh what a [ __ ] ruined my stonewall it's messed up why are people's messages being deleted i don't know they're probably being annoying stonewall over [Music] have you been to 900 yet yeah i got to like i think my highest was like nine i want to say 950 or 980 somewhere in that range was it 950 okay 950 yeah and then i fell all the way back down to 700. it was awesome it was so cool [Music] if i have time i might go live beforehand but chances are i'll still be writing my jokes but i'm hoping i can go live beforehand just do a reddit recap so editors have some [ __ ] and then um thank you stevie and then spend the whole night packing because i have no clue what to pack if i were being honest and then oh he pulled out the wrong one i think he didn't realize what he was doing is it better if the roast is in person just move it to tomorrow then zoom or am i missing something wait is it better if the roast is in person just move it tomorrow then zoom you mean move it to like friday that's true everyone would be there in person i guess lakari doesn't live in texas but that's a good point um i don't know man trying to decide what to do here i think i might i'm trying to like take this then he takes that and then i want to go up there um but it doesn't work that's he has it so protected so i'm trying to figure out um i mean i could just go there and then just do a nice trade because i'm already up one so it's like whatever um but then if anything that opens up up for him more um so instead i'm just gonna keep developing love you okay and now he's pens get [ __ ] loser you just pinned your queen you just pinned your queen you just pinned your queen you kinda suck yeah i'm gonna roll tonight that's four in a row okay i'm gonna play one more and then i will open things i promise that was just such a quick one i'm still like detoxing sometimes when you stream for a while you have to like have these moments where you're just like kind of like on autopilot where you don't have to like really i don't know [Music] that is such an annoying moment in chess i agree is taylor tuesday dead no uh i'll bring it back i just need to install an overlay that allows me to play music that doesn't get recorded in the font i just haven't been able to yet i just haven't had time i haven't made it a priority is what i should say um but should be fine by next tuesday we'll bring taylor tuesday back there's still tons of stuff we haven't listened to so [Music] [Music] [Music] i'd be up a pawn if i did that [Music] i'm thinking about it i'm thinking about it okay he wants to do the same thing i'm just gonna do it i'd rather go up this is just lily pichu's music you can just go to her like artist and push shuffle oh that's crazy that he just did that [Music] is so oh [Music] oh everyone relax don't tell me don't say no i can do what i want go play your own game oh that's why i wasn't supposed to do that see look at that i learn see how fun it is to learn on your own and i'll try to skewer here if i can't [Music] okay well at least now he can't castle that's exciting not ideal [Music] if he takes i take he takes i take he would never he takes i take he takes i like this i don't he would never take this i love you cutie cinderella sand three i wrote oh he did take it yeah that's crazy um it's crazy insane uh san ira bimbo thank you for the sub that's how you say your name and i go here and then he goes here or i go here that way he goes there and then i can i can't take his queen there man i think yeah i think i start walking it like a pocket walk it like a pocket because he can't move that [Music] walk it like a pocket [ __ ] it like a pocket [Music] my hair looks so healthy well that's because i just got it done [Music] oh really oh i should have just gone up duh [Music] 10 months p o g g i e s q t c mcchicken i think i get out of this i've got that i've got this i've got walk it like a pocket i think i'm good i think i'm looking better than him save lives okay do i walk it this time [Music] she's on a roll eat me i'm 9 10 i could keep grinding do i keep grinding do i keep grinding or do i play with you guys play until you lose good point we always play until we lose we always play until we lose who's my favorite disney princess probably cinderella [Music] who's going all in who's going all-in that's fine [Music] there isn't a bet yet give him a second um is [Music] huh [Music] all over me and i remember last year when i was alone in my bed with all these thoughts in my head and living silently [Music] inside [Music] my mind is drifting away then i dreamed about times i wished for a new happier day that would be smart i kind of played that wrong yeah i did [ __ ] when i oh be [ __ ] else drifting away then i dream about times i'm choking i'm choking i'm choking to a 7.89 choking to a guy rated 7.89 how is he this good hey [Music] is oh he can move that now [ __ ] [ __ ] again my queen is under attack literally everywhere um but if i move this he's in check again he'd be in multiple check so i think i do that so then i can so i can move more unless there's a skewer i feel like there's a skewer missing somewhere that would be people pog but i can't find it [Music] okay [Music] i can't [ __ ] find it um i feel like there's something but i can't find it dude i don't know okay okay it's not queen so it's got to be this horse somewhere [Music] i'm gonna move him here because then i can go here with my queen oh yeah because if he moves here then i go here with my queen right insane xd boy thank you for the prime hell yeah okay here we go we're grinding we're grinding i'm 5-0 oh this guy's significantly better than me there's probably no shot i'm sick so oh [ __ ] i'm amazing i'm 56-0 [Music] this guy doesn't know the stonewall lamou can't wait to show him just like we wanted not ideal please don't take that [ __ ] i hate when they do that ruins my whole day if i go here he takes i take he has to move that and then i can't go there because that's still out [Music] all right i just developed see how he responds okay he castles i need him to move this if i have any shot of moving that and doing that little tricky trick trickeroo but i would like to get this guy out in a boot so i'm just going to do that potentially just go here so i have this line [Music] this is a little tough this guy's way better than me he's 950. okay he knew that i wanted to pull that out insane insane call also now this is all full so there goes that idea that i originally planned for uh i'm just gonna develop [Music] okay now he has a stonewall so i do [Music] no i don't because then he takes i take so that's not a good trade it's not the real stonewall it's a fake knockoff stonewall [Music] i go i go here he takes i take okay no that's still that one jerk off is still there okay okay i go here he takes i take i'm just gonna go here i'll go here next is what i've decided i'm way more developed than him i have much bigger boobs [Music] can you stream for six hours most of my streams this past week were all 10 hours i want to think that i think the average was eight hours this past week sorry what i said i'm more developed i have bigger boobs next question okay yes perfect now i raise here i give him this wide open shopping center though if i do that if i go here he goes there i can take with my knight and get my night out okay wait wait wait i can take with my knight which would be nice or i can just raise this start playing some games i think i'm gonna do this because if he doesn't take i go one more and then i'm a menace then i'm a [ __ ] menace he is doing better on time than me okay he just came over here because he wants to start doing crazy stuff okay he doesn't take i race oh he has it double covered actually wait i have a double i have triple cover oh he has a triple covered oh this is fine for me i have a quadruple covered i'm amazing oh that's free though no it's not hell yeah nice [Music] if i go here he takes i take [Music] that guy gets out for free okay i don't want to do that he takes i take he takes or some [ __ ] i take and then he takes yeah that's about a bad move bad move but i can go here [Music] mango's not dead don't worry i guess he's downstairs living his best life he might come down here yeah okay we're not sad about that we feel fine about that i now have a wide open lane that his king can't move to so now if i start chiseling away at some [ __ ] my position is better even though it's scary [Music] i think i could start sack i could i don't want to sack anything [Music] good one good one [Music] i see [Music] do i make the trade though [Music] no because i don't have to but if i go here that's fine there's no fork i think [Music] nice [Music] then if i go here that's checkmate [Music] i can sacrifice my queen no no that wouldn't be worth it i always look for like a crazy queen sack but i never find one worth it okay but [Music] wait he's in nope always look for that okay [Music] [Music] i think my best best bet is to get this guy out and moving but i don't know where to take him so i might have to bring him all the way down here just so i can move this guy up [Music] [ __ ] that [Music] okay it goes here [Music] where i go here he takes god i'm losing i don't feel like that's a good trade i don't think i should do that just yet i think if he takes mine i'll do it but i think i do i think i do this or no i do this no i don't i do this i don't know this is hard [Music] if i go here [Music] and he takes with that i could get that for free i want to move here and here [Music] when you say no in all caps it's very annoying i want you to know that because i'm playing a game yeah now everyone's saying oh no yeah it's just really annoying because like i'm playing a game so you can go play a game if you want to play a game um but it's very annoying when you try to control my game yeah no he's up so he can do whatever the [ __ ] he wants that sucks [Music] ggs no backseat tag i don't think they're is there a tag for that i don't know if there is a tag [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] uh [Music] so annoying dang it [Music] oh well that's okay yeah oh wow he must be so mad jesus christ okay not a loss not a loss not a loss [Music] 6.5 plus one elo new game climbing tonight against an 866 okay no taylor tuesday tonight now rematch him no thank you okay i'm doing a backwards [Music] stonewall [Music] he should castle he doesn't okay does he take the bait take it take it take it take it take it take it take it take it take it take it take it bingo bongo [Music] all right he's gonna go here or here didn't work didn't work didn't work didn't work he was supposed to take it with his knight he was supposed to take it with his knight it's okay we still thrive [Music] okay i'm just going to trade that [Music] [Music] hmm do so he wants to take that i take this he has to move his queen now he goes here [Music] all back to us our first kiss just happened to be free [Music] [Music] [Music] this is a weird game huh [Music] [Music] pimp master thank you for the two this is a weird this is a weird game [Music] do okay if i go here no that block it don't do that don't do that don't do that don't do that can i just go here oh but then oh i see okay so i have an option to go here which he takes with that i take with that okay hmm [Music] oh i got myself in a [ __ ] pickle is there a check somewhere oh i just back it up i just back it up you still can't take that homie you can't have that really okay i mean i'd take that [Music] hmm okay i do the same thing do i have a check anywhere i don't believe i do can't get over there to protect it i can't go there i can't go there i can't go there god damn it i think that's all that uh i think that's all i got um i think i think that's i think that's all i can do [Music] yeah they take it [Music] that sucks but i have this [Music] um if i go here he takes it that [Music] i want to get and then i take with that um no that's fine okay i'm gonna do that okay wait what was i thinking oh i take with this i was like that math doesn't work and then if i go here that's checkmate [Music] no it's not why isn't that checkmate oh because he can move over damn it why didn't i go there oh that's okay we can still get it now i can go here [Music] yay please go up be crazy go up be stupid be stupid go up it didn't but now i can go up [Music] he doesn't take i take anyway [Music] [ __ ] that was the worst place i could have gone [ __ ] [Music] because now [Music] is there a skewer somewhere [Music] i think i just do this but then they're gonna come down here i think uh i do it anyway i might have lost this one shoot shoot shoot [Music] oh that's what it was oh i didn't see that [Music] that sucks [Music] smodge [Music] there's nothing i can do huh yeah dang it oh well i tried stalemate give me a stalemate [Music] okay ah first loss sag business i thought i would be better than that guy that sucks [Music] that's a bummer yeah it'd be 1.5 so 76.1.5 all right so i actually don't have time to play uh with chat tonight so just save your channel points and i'll do it um probably next thursday not this thursday because we have i have housewives um but i'll play one more to end the night um and then i've got to go um write my jokes so one more one more someone my same rating i don't like analyzing games i find it boring um i know that probably makes some people angry but i do okay i do [Music] how many channel points will be to play i usually start at 300k and then lower it based on how many get like checked [Music] live joke ready no because you guys will like leak [ __ ] i can't i can't trust you guys with that kind of stuff [Music] yeah i've been on the front page of chess i believe [Music] ryan thank you for the two months so you're taking my 1k channel points won't get me very far nope not unless i mean no one plays and then i lower the price [Music] uh we're roasting other people but it's mostly like a roast a miss so you're gonna use my joke i don't think i'm going to use your joke apologies [Music] your joke was a little soft for me i don't know if you've grasped my sense of humor but it's pretty brutal i'm nervous i will say i'm nervous that molina's roast will come off as just insults and not um roasts that is a real fear of mine [Music] and i don't want her to get canceled sounds like peak molena true no minecrafters it should be okay i think the minecrafters that watch austin's show tomorrow are going to be so upset because i do have a gnarly hitler joke [Music] imagine cinderella imagine i'm just kidding i am fate i i man face thank you for the two months no i think that was the first time i've ever gotten close to being cancelled and [ __ ] them that's all that's what i learned like literally [ __ ] them you know that was stupid it's a [ __ ] joke get over yourselves that's what i've learned is if cue to your chest gives me a nice screen i don't know what that means but thank you i'm happy you have a nice screen minecraft stands for 100 try to cancel tomorrow my jokes are not the worst i'm sure like i said i think i think milena due to like her sarcasm not being read as sarcasm i'm nervous um that people think she's just like insulting people when she is making jokes um she's who i'm nervous about that was good that was good two l's in a row i should have stopped those i was up good one yeti i feel like people that are actually a part of it though know melina yeah i know i'm not worried about us we're all gonna be fine everyone in the show is gonna be fine i'm worried about lsf because they're [ __ ] [ __ ] and they like to start beef and they're dumb did i mention that they're stupid and i hate lsf [Music] i want to go here i think good take good take my chest brain seems actually done i'll be honest wait cutie what's your take on lsf more like stupid cinderella point girl too far cancel point crow [Music] oh i have a hair in my mouth put greek on the screen screen you won't be how did greek get banned by the way how did he get banned from lsf [Music] no clue he asked me man really [Music] that seems strange and now he's sad why is soda bands so does not ban [Music] uh they used to say no they used to say no but now they say yes they have like a whole like team now that does it so they used to say no um but yeah now they no they don't [Music] i'm running this guy's clock out they mean from lsf so does not ban from lsf soda's literally on lsf every day [Music] soda is lsf [Music] [Music] wait that just he just takes that right oops oopsie oopsie oopsie [ __ ] i don't know what i'm doing [Music] [ __ ] oh no he's not gonna do that we listen to the same [ __ ] [Music] lily songs [Music] he sees it he's taking so long this guy's the slowest player last cup of coffee okay oh they're so cute these guys oh my god there's so many covers conversation there's so many covers of last cup of coffee holy [ __ ] someday [Music] and think about the different things [Music] it'll be the last day [Music] yeah it's lily tuesday lily lose day [ __ ] i was like what am i avoiding that was it tv that's fine [Music] did they do those wahoos that's crazy [Music] how they do that these cute girls they're all so cute i feel like that was actually my struggle when i first started streaming is i felt like it's hard to be a girl that doesn't cater to like being cute and i don't think they're catering to being cute i think they are just cute um but i feel like sometimes people don't want like a like a real girl they just want like very cutesy um because and that's what gets the views i forget i was watching one of the very cute girls the other day and like they don't even swear like they were like holy moly baloney and i was like really yeah really really [Music] you don't need to guess who it was it wasn't tina i don't know whoever you say actually i wouldn't say who it was but i was just like so surprised i was like oh these guys are so they're so [ __ ] cute like they're just cute you could name anyone that friend group who would apply i just i haven't watched a ton of their stuff and i started watching it because i think you know they're all very cute and they all live in la and i'd like to be friends with them so i try to like learn about them by watching their content which is probably not the best way to learn about someone but i know i'll be okay dude i just ran a piece because i'm just like so over this guy i mean there's a free piece at least no it's not drifting away then if i think he runs out of time i think i went on time i don't think he's realized i hope mango and letter getting some good sleep yeah i think they are oh my god i just choked he didn't see it oh my god what the [ __ ] just happened oh the no again he runs out of time he doesn't get this [Music] too slow bro nice i would have lost that if you would have had more time pretty good pretty good most amount of wins we've had in the night for a long time and just a casual night of grinding i actually have never i haven't been in the mood for grinding in a while so yeah i hope you guys like that um all right well that's it for me from the night or for the night um i'll be i'll try to go live tomorrow before um uh miss kip's roast but i desperately need to go write jokes and if i do not go live tomorrow i'm really sorry i have to pack and to clean um i haven't done any of that but i get to texas on thursday and then my first stream in texas will be housewives podcast so so yeah housewives podcast at um 3 p.m pst 5 p.m ct so i will see you guys then i think i have to say i hate flying uh so i'm very nervous uh but i need to find my xanax and we should be good but um i'll be live tomorrow for the um for the uh what does this feel so bittersweet what do you mean hello it shouldn't feel bittersweet i'm just i'm just telling you guys i'll be live tomorrow for the roast and then i will see you on thursday that's all not bittersweet i'll see you literally tomorrow hello hello you okay hello um anyway if you are watching on chess tv and you want to come click on the stream and hit the follow button i would really really appreciate it or you might even have an available twitch prime that you could use here before uh the night ends or you don't have to whatever um but i will see you um i'll see you guys tomorrow she's retiring for streaming i'm gonna see you tomorrow um you've been not on chess tonight yeah i was what oh was i not oh that's so weird i swear i checked earlier and it showed that i was [Music] what i was wondering why my view count wasn't going up but instead it was just dropping well [ __ ] i don't know what happened it showed i was on all right i need to go write some jokes if if you have a banger joke for me in the discord let me know lady [ __ ] i'm looking at you um [Music] all right um all right i'll see you guys tomorrow um let's go raid just read atrialk it's been so long he's a 5k andy we need to stay on his good side you know he's famous now so another man that's gone to the moon uh i'll see you guys tomorrow have fun with atrialk uh i'll have a offline chat open during the roast so i can see you guys uh if you want to hang out in my offline chat tomorrow during the rest i'll see i'll farm little w's with you guys all right uh all right see you then bye bye bye whoa wrong button all right bye

it has nothing to do the G has to do with Gizzy obviously obviously it is not a Gizzy situation there's no I went to Arizona State University so there's no this is a g for gForce this is an Nvidia they gave it we worked on a April Fool's gamer University sketch it was an Nvidia thing I wear it around the house when I'm cold I'm cold right now it's a cold thing it's not a Gizzy you're G to keep saying Gizzy I might have to I might even have to change the wearing situation uh as has nothing to do with the word Gizzy uh but I am happy to see you all and I need to thank that gifties one second G for gifties uh David off thank you for the 10 gifties God damn what was your last message it was it's flat [ __ ] Friday and that it is and that it is sir thank you David off um broy yokei thank you for 16 months wait let me let me get that Katamari song in here you know what I'm saying just it gets The Vibes in a good spot just like Let It play and then build and then right around now it just gets me that energy that little [Music] hold hey [Music] uh so many so many stupid messages already yeah boy 4367 they two months can you one day go over the 2008 housing crash I just watched The Big Short and I'm kind of lost you know what's funny your boy 4367 is that my wife just did the exact same thing with the exact same question we went out to breakfast and she's like yeah I just watched The Big Short on Netflix and then she started questioning me on all aspects of it we went through the whole thing which was fine like to me it's actually very interesting I love talking about it but I did feel a little bit like the guy from the meme um like this this guy uh you know so basically what Michael Bor was doing uh but she she was asking me you know what I'm saying it was not I let my daughter skip school today and went to Burger King it was [Music] pagers I [Music] guess from your daughter's POV it was poggers if I was your daughter though I wouldn't want my parents saying we're GNA have a pagers day [Laughter] today uh Hey Tru you look like a stereotypical bully in a high school Disney movie yeah nerd well you better stay in your own lane and not discover the power of song think things are not going to change around here hey big a I couldn't help but notice you look effortlessly cool today oh yeah you guys think I look cool now do you guys think I look cool now obviously wait till I reveal my floss like a boss tank top okay for the fortnite later now we're talking now we're talking bro do you understand there's layer there's layers to this [ __ ] J Faith thank you for the 14 months star drop thank you for the four months uh RoR they for the five months restful Hawk atrio have you ever looked into the college board monopo over AP and sat stuff it's actually [ __ ] wild they've been allowed to do this for so long did you get a bad [Laughter] score did you get a bad score did it did it did it come in poorly are you are you doing college essays right now and you're feel pissed uh irrelevant irrelevant irrelevant true irrelevant uh yeah I mean a lot of things are contr by monopolies many many many things that we don't even think of are controlled by one or two entities that have unfair power over our lives um asro you remind me of my NBA 2K character in 2019 so I look like a chatted basketball player is what you're trying to say I guess so I can hoop see that form uh nice Batman the glark knight costume it's one of the stupidest things you've probably written in your life do you realize that do you ever feel whenever you're typing things like that like damn I am actively stupider than I was the year before you know what I'm saying the things I'm writing my my brain is producing worst thoughts to paper you don't ever think like that you're not worried you don't feel stressed uh it's triac I made my school basketball team today are you proud yeah me too we're both Varsity bro thees High gizzard dude that's that's us okay and we're going to we're going to make it to Regionals this [Laughter] year uh he for real looks like Luca donic but not but balding wait a minute I definitely I am he he's got the same [ __ ] hairline bro I'm not any different look at this look at this look at this look at this look at this we got the same [ __ ] look bro it's it's it's it's going up on it's going up on both and you know what I have he doesn't a smile cuz I don't [ __ ] mope around depressed all over the court okay I'm here I'm here and I'm happy uh hrock do you think you can pause your stream for two minutes nope in fact I'm going to wait till right now in the next two minutes to deliver the most impassioned tour to force streaming content I've ever done if I wasn't here in the next two minutes I would feel regret for the rest of my days that I missed perhaps the single most powerful thing ever streamed are you ready no I'm deleting the VOD too I'm deleting the VOD hi punch here it is okay ready the most powerful thing I've ever streamed I ran an ad I ran an out we got that out of the way uh if you're here with a sub you know if you're here with a sub uh it's unbelievable it's unbelievable L non Subs bro they got no [ __ ] idea it was crazy it was crazy and he's still doing it no he's still doing it holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] thank God I subed it's still going yes preach and that way after you're ready because it's a short ad I ran a short ad okay I'm gonna come out of it in 40 seconds and it's going to be unbelievable it's going to be unbel first time shatter says bro I literally hate this man he's got no sub no sub idiot you're missing it and now here it comes all right wait I'm I'm I feel I'm out of breath almost I'm out of breath I'm out of breath okay wait 2 seconds 20 seconds 20 seconds 20 seconds mess the hair up a little bit okay okay okay okay and okay all right 3 two 1 three and that's what I think [Music] about that wow wow that something came out of me for that that was that was from the heart that was from the heart uh I don't what came over me that's not even what I planned to do I I hope you guys enjoyed that wow who' have thought this instrument could become a part of me not just not just something I hold but something I extend my art through incredible anyway back to the content back to the slop you know for the non Subs [Laughter] uh he really is the male paen Ballinger yeah the highest honor someone can receive uh holy [ __ ] man that speech you gave earlier changed my life now I have a six figure salary and a beautiful loving wife wow all in the next last five minutes that's incredible so during my speech and my song you were called by a job that offered you on the spot a sixer salary and then at the same time were proposed to by a loving wife and you're already feel confident in that marriage even though it was such a whirlwind because you didn't know her before and now you're and Vash 8 declined both well I will say you know you get offered six figure job out of the blue it's kind of like I didn't work for that I didn't grind for that you know what I'm saying I decline that and I say no that gives me motivation to work harder did you see I saw a uh I saw a someone did an interview with JayZ where they asked him about the 500 would you rather have $500,000 or dinner with Jay-Z Meme and he said he said take the money what the hell I'm gonna say to you I like that he answered honestly bro he was like what the like he took it he he answered it at face value I don't think he even got the C of meme of it he was like why the hell would you uh which of course motivates me cuz that's good advice that means I should talk to him even more you know what I'm saying that's really is signal that he has good say solid advice which means he's a good person to talk to which means I should never take the 500k he's actually signaling to me that real real ones need to talk to him uh I take the money unless I'm hungry you know you can buy food with money right kind of like the fundamental basis of money really that's what it's it all comes back to that really wait how have you guys been getting food all of you that are question marking how have you been how have you been if you haven't been spending money on it you use the infinite corn glitch is that you live next to a corn farmer and steel what oh your mom your mom brings you the food I see I see yeah uh hrock real talk I interviewed for an important job this morning and they ran through some scenarios that I might experience in the job in the moment I fumbled but in hindsight I know exactly what I should have said any thoughts that's your question is any thoughts no it sucks I'm sorry you should have said it in the moment what do you mean any thoughts time machine you uh one thing you could do I'll give you an honest answer is that you could probably if you got their email contact email uh shoot a followup if you can word it really nicely and not so not not like overthinking it like hey uh it was great talking to you today um thanks for giving me the time one thing I wanted to add is I was thinking more of your question about this and forgot to mention this part that I hadn't you know whatever and then a couple sentences of just a unique idea you know I've read this this this and this that that could work it shows a little initiative if it's a good answer but but like if you fumbled the bag on every question you're probably not going to get the job like it's you can't just come in an hour later with a chat GPT essay of all their questions and then send it to them and be like no this is my real thoughts though though though though did you see some people are doing the live coding tests uh that are the digital interviews and they've got like right side of their screen is AI transcriptor the left side of the screen is inputting automatically in chat GPT and they're just literally reading off of like a prompter to where they can get so it's like that's [ __ ] crazy uh I ask one stupid question and I get blasted I'm gonna sign up to the ACLU emotional support I didn't blast you chat might have blasted you I didn't blast you I gave a sincere answer I'm just telling you like if your question is any thoughts my thoughts are probably the same as yours bro that it didn't go that well I'm sorry happens you know what are you gonna do people you fumble in the moment you get better that's why you got interview multiple places uh and also do practice interviews mock interviews that can help too actually you know would be such a fun stream I found this this is how I first learned how to interview people when I was [ __ ] 22 at twitch I found the interview training uh course that I took when I first became a manager I think it was like actually 23 or 24 and I had to take this and then I first started interviewing people that year and then since then you know in the [ __ ] seven years of career or whatever since then I interviewed lot of people I've hired quite a few people and I think I know a thing or two about interviewing and I could use this and see if I could hire someone in chat for twitch I think that'd be a fun stream where I just like I put on a suit and then I do we'll do mock interviews or whatever and see if anyone's got the skills uh it's got all my notes on it too like back when I took [ __ ] serious you know yuck cringe um what did I write here okay for some reason I wrote Emoji question mark I don't know why I don't know why I just wrote Emoji Emoji um what else did I write I wrote uh what like looks like the Rocks notes dude just stupid inan I wrote thank them for the feedback that's so stupid uh so many [ __ ] all right anyway um anyway I that's a good idea that's actually that's a good idea so we'll do that t twizzy think for the 13 months Anthony R think the two months ity Flair for the two months pger think the 32 32 sheesh man of York for the 17 outr trating 22 uh Scotty BD first attempt at speedr running is your challenge and it's kicking my ass speaking of which Speaking of which if you hadn't heard uh if stop making that sound a truck if you hadn't heard um the largest competition in Hitman history is currently active until uh Wednesday November 8th and um the last one I did the Miami one my biggest video of all time only got not only but like was considered [ __ ] huge cuz it got I think 76 total verified entrance well as of day two of this contest we're already at 64 which means we're probably going to smash that number this is going to be the most entered and highest prize pool Hitman contest ever um it is already number one trending on the Hitman game if you go to the Hitman game and go to contracts and go to trending contracts it's number one by a mile it's it's being played by people that haven't even heard of me it's being played all over uh people are sending in a lot of insane times again I'm not going to reveal anything but I've already seen some of the submissions they're [ __ ] crazy as a quick reminder I'm not going to do too much on this because a lot another ones appealed but I'm just going to do a quick update as a quick reminder there are eight different starting locations on this map and the the fastest time from every starting location gets a prize basically like a 100 bucks so if you don't think you can get third place just pick a less used starting location and try to get a good time from there a lot of them are not being used at all all of the pros are using a few optimal starts but if you start in the harbor or in the kitchen or in the gallery or in something like that you could win money and be featured in the video uh cuz they're not being used very much by Pros so uh give it a shot uh a lot of people's first- time speed running has been sitting in this stuff it's cool can you Smit runs for M you can submit runs as long as an unreasonable amount to overwhelm David Red Sox but you can only win one thing ever and I will not mention anything else you do so if you have the best time for kitchen or whatever I that's what I show and that's it nothing else you do will be talked about or mentioned or used so it's my discretion if you spit multiple things I'm going to pick one the best for the video and that's it um is it a slop night a truck it's a fortnite night with uh s3k and also maybe e uh hudat psychic possibly e possibly ne ne we're gonna play [ __ ] season 1 fortnite which I remember back when I was in school you know what I'm saying back when I went to G University uh uh as a veteran last night the first text I sent Stan this morning was wellness [Laughter] check CU I stayed up I stayed up to watch uh and if you guys don't know the team he is part of geni lost 32 to a Chinese team a Chinese team that T1 beat I hate to mention that TI me up throw away the key but yes T1 did beat them so uh was a bit of an l a bit of a choke yet again from gingi for like the fifth worlds in a row every single year they come in everyone's like they're [ __ ] amazing they can't be beat they're the best team in the world and then they choke and then it's a real it's a real cycle uh of pain you know hurt people hurt people anyway uh ji's out which means Korea's hope is T1 I guess KT tonight we'll see um but it seems very likely that tonight China's best team jdg will win then ideally T1 will win then jdg vers T1 which will be [ __ ] hype as all hell I'm gonna stay up and and if they win that I'm immediately booking a flight to Korea so jdg smokes t one not going to lie jdg sure to win this one I'm the biggest [ __ ] idiot ever I think JD G's got a chance to know no no shot okay oh that's just objectively correct oh was it what about last year when the exact same matchup happened interesting people said a lot of same things back then too t11 31 exact same matchup interesting interesting people forget about the world's buff they foret about Faker and they forget about the fact that I when I am cheering for T1 they do better okay uh say that to the baron steel uh he needs to hear his voice to win yeah exactly the point is this is going to go well this is this is a fire [ __ ] season uh I I just think there's an actual route for me to have just the most [ __ ] sick worlds ever T1 Beats jdg I buy a ticket I go to Korea they win on stage there me there uh that's the plan new tattoo whatever um how do you get tickets with Korean resell law are you telling me I can't scalp T1 finals tickets you're telling me I can't throw enough money at this problem I doubt it I very much doubt it cuz in fact I did used to scalp tickets when I lived in Korea to go to Starcraft games uh so I don't think it's G be a problem bro that was 100 years ago that would be impressive it was 100 years ago uh okay what time is it it's 8:01 I kind of want to play fortnite more than anything else that's why I'm on this Earth I've sort of I was put on this Earth for one reason to get Victory Royals um [Music] so uh um the sweats will be back he has no chance I'm the sweat bro when it comes to fortnite I am the one these kids fear I bring the hammer down on them I first of all you guys are talking about me like I'm not a certified Victory Royale gamer but I am famously I played fortnite I've been through the trenches and I got the Victoria Royale so now I'm I'm at that upper echelon I'm in that tier I hang out with tfue in the club I hang out with ninja in the club um stalling to update you think I've even started the update you fool uh can you remind me how long that took it took no time it took no time took no time at all hrock is the Ninja of fortnite dude I [ __ ] I'm glad someone said it I saw ninja today it was like 200 [ __ ] 18 Again ninja was live with 70k viewers just [ __ ] printing money playing fortnite dude the world was right he said if he got 15K Subs he'd dye his hair blue and he got it how is it Ninja the Ninja of fortnite no he passed the torch to me after he saw my Darth Maul Victory Royale he said this guy's the the future of fortnite what happened to fortnite why is everyone playing it uh so a few weeks back I did a fortnite challenge to get my first Victory Royale and then epic said you saved fortnite to me and ever since then there's been people playing it once I started the trend and the fire it sort of it sort of like brought everyone out back and then even ninja said I felt like he said I've been depressed I've been walking the Earth like a ghoul every waking moment has been torture I felt like a ghost in the wind and I couldn't even be seen but once you brought life back to fortnite you also brought life back to me and he shook my hand and that was a big moment for me that was a big moment for me um yeah it's bad what is that sound who said that hello that was weird that was weird um all right join the fortnite crew what is this bu the OG pass what does this mean wait what do you mean the OG pass I'm already an OG I don't need to pay money for it hey Broski buy to support capitalism I do my part support capitalism already uh little whip Li whip little whip all right zero build so oh we got hudat and psychic in here can you hear me they're dancing wait how are they already in a game with me open party they can just do that [Laughter] God these [ __ ] Zoomers won't stop dancing and emoting stop calm down why is Vegeta doing a Russian [Laughter] dance all right I need to I need to change this up bro I need to [ __ ] get my Darth Maul back all right I'm back get the o pass I'd rather [ __ ] die dude I'm already an OG let me add these let me add these fools to the call let me add these fools to the call bro uh yellow oh wait [ __ ] I just denied him hello oh wait there you are what's up what's up what's up can you add psychic I don't know if I have one he can't add him cuz you still haven't accepted his friend request after all these that's crazy I feel like I have but I haven't I mean clearly not you know you also never paid him out those subs either let's see if he gets a dub today and we'll talk about it we're all here the squad this is just like back in high school back in high school remember after M's class class right after mr's class we go right home and start playing right on fornite you said you said some crazy stuff you were saying crazy stuff in M class I mean just like I you know I was just goofy I was just the class clown you know and you know it's crazy because you're still saying it to this day off stream yeah off stream you say that you still say that crazy St you're never stop that's yeah we tell you it's weird but you still do it okay well it's not that weird just normal crazy stuff I I wouldn't say it I wouldn't Stu that I wouldn't say I'm braver than you but it doesn't mean I'm you know it's all normal stuff really yeah don't worry hey yeah we got you we got you if you were so brave you would you'd say it on stream but you all the time you say I would never say this stuff on stream uhhuh uh you say it this that Mr M's class yeah yeah Mr M's class yeah yeah those are good times like the good old days those are the good old days just a [ __ ] just a mango Jewel and some fortnite dude and that's like that's all you need in the world yep right we were all the same age too yeah the same classes we were all we were all in the same high school class 2017 man crazy crazy year for us it was a crazy year things never be the same after that you know what I'm saying they'll never be the same but you know we can kind of get back into it this fortnite you know it's like bringing back the old days saying yeah it'll never be the same but it's like it's almost there you know this is our chance to kind of recapture some of that magic you know uh-huh uh-huh so true so I oh yeah go for it oh I was just saying me and psychic already got two dubs it's just that easy so I don't know just just just let just letting the people know that we still got he is not alive for either of them interesting interesting interesting still got two dubs one more than you got two dubs that is a good point a dub is a dub and that's my plan today is sort of play till I get a dub I mean I'm not you know oh so what one game you're only playing one game find out only playing one game find out big dog ready up let's find out you should you should do build yeah no do build your lob's no one's building [ __ ] bro I don't want to play [ __ ] come on try it try it try it come on come on come on Brando this is what you guys did back in high school you peer pressure me you bullied me yeah we all just like after Mr M's class remember that we would play build dude it was awesome battle there wasn't a no build and that's just like God intended really this is how y God intended all right are we doing ranked or not ranked I don't sure no I mean what did you guys do uh we were just doing we were doing unranked oh wow it doesn't really count then does it uh okay well turn ranked on yeah turn ranked on there we go I don't want to do ranked they're goingon to build and ranked bro all right yeah stop they stop yapping then stop yapping I don't want to do ranked bro back in the day you would have played ranked it's all back back in the day we played ranked all when you ranked [ __ ] off I'm canceling well oh am I started oh no no you got it you got it you got it there's no ranked trios oh you're right never mind guess we can't there is there just is no I think there's not it's just you had it was Squad it was Squad you're dumb it was Squad guess oh yeah like so I remember this game well CU this is like my formative gaming yeah what was your favorite drop spot favorite drop tomato town but they got rid of it yeah he was watching live stream Chad just told me five minutes for uh I think we should drop [ __ ] loot Lake dude loot Lake that's where the loot is you know it's that easy remember the loot cave remember the loot Lake we'd be camping we'd be wed those WIS we camp in that cave you said some crazy [ __ ] in that cave you said some crazy [ __ ] in that cave man man you were saying crazy stuff fun stuff like that kind of fun good vibe stuff that every no stuff you could not repeat today at all you couldn't repeat it today cuz the mood is so down today do you know what I'm saying people don't have that energy that I had back then that positive infectious VI yeah if times have changed and you don't like it I just don't like the the depression you know but I do love always the progress don't have bad intentions all right MH damn they are anyway let's get this dub baby let's get this du though huh baby go let's go yep just words I think is what you [Laughter] said just words like peace and love dude that's what I said some could interpret it those those on the words you said not specifically but like you get the idea turned up psychic I think he's turned up bro like 70 from last time yeah it's funny that psyche skipped everyone's regular ages he went from kid to ancient old man in uh I have I been told by three separate people today and it's like it other than you it's all people I've been regularly talking to as well which is why it's somewhat confusing yeah well you people might be true all right now I am cracked what the [ __ ] is happening over here I I I is this what it's like queuing with atrio this is insane wait these are your lobbies bro look at these guys this is crazy these are your lobbies bro I'm a victory Royale gamer these are your lobes bro standing still they were in awe of my loot speed dude I hate this building [ __ ] [ __ ] you just you put me in this [ __ ] you don't got to build dude don't worry bro dude I can build if I want to okay I person I just think that you kind of fell off after after after all these years you don't really know how to build anymore uhuh but I did back in the day I could crank 90s is what you're saying dude back in the day you cranked so many 90s oh my God back in the day bro you were [ __ ] uh we were we talk about in Mr M's class yeah it's kind of loser of us that we would sit around in class and talk about my 90 no it was cool this this one was cool it was cool back then all right it just feels like a little bit like antisocial we always talked about oh dud you remember the shopping carts oh yeah now this was hype get on say was something for sure yeah something okay uh what is the weapon of choice this season do we have any idea cuz normally you always cracked with the sniper dude you were always cracked yeah I was why don't you pull some of that out this time even 360s 360 no scope I did love that and I was known for that and I could do it again but like maybe we mix it up you know and always do the same you sure I got I mean I got sniper right here for you you want it n you take it I want to take that from you is there vehicles that we can drive it's uh there's there's golf carts and shopping carts what say the boys getting a golf cart first man I know here how about this hop on don't worry this this is the only vehicle we need powered by friendship powered by friendship and Good Vibes that is what it is there we go how is this useful no don't no trust how is this useful this is not you're faster than me I don't I'm not I can't catch up yeah I'm like a you got you're you're my Gunner you got to you got to get up there Sitting Duck this is the original vehicle this the OG vehicle why is I remember that I remember that all right you just keep pushing is that car what about that car though uh it's just you might want to uh break that down for some materials oh also I have to drink these you don't have to do the sound effects oh the minis okay no you got to do the sound effects I don't think oh is this explod oh my God yeah it explodes oh [ __ ] okay now that now that the whole Lobby knows we're here that was a a choice that you made I'm attracting enemies I got to be so real if we if we lose zip line and ride the shopping carts down the hill if we lose this game it'll be actually embarrassing yeah it is it was insane what I was looking at okay my lobbies are tough dude dude they were walking they were walking slowly I have tough lobes no tough for anybody TF would have struggle in these lobbies I hit him twice he's one he's one he's cracked M lasered him shield in the middle of the field suppressing fire yeah middle of the field standing still hit him what happened to T broken and I don't know how to SC he passed the torch to me said he was done he said now that Big A's got fornite in good hands I don't need to carry it anymore it is it is it's real oh they're dead they died they jumped off the roof and died to fall damage uh yeah they call me geu cuz of my big G so true remember that's that's your that's your old letterman jacket from Gizzy High where we went mrzy High we all went to Gizzy High yeah I forgot that but you're so right that was us that was us be something hard to forget I feel like we made some pretty good memories dude remember homecoming dude oh man we got up to some [ __ ] there man we got off to some [ __ ] yeah it was crazy bro you know what I'm saying they are never letting you back get home dud we got kicked out dude talking about fortnite for three hours were hang with you and that's what got us kicked out but I'll say you might have deserved to be kicked out yeah I was dancing up were saying bro you can't say you can't say that [ __ ] on the dance I guess I was just having a good time it was a good time for you yeah for everyone really I wouldn't be C dead saying that [ __ ] oh I found a crown no I thought you wi that for me I didn't I didn't take it I already have one I don't uh look at me I'm carrying a I'm just a [ __ ] this is a dominator this is Pleasant Park dude bro we got up to some [ __ ] in Pleasant Park uhhuh we got up to some [ __ ] no but I was on Twitter the other day saw an ad for a movie called The Fall Guy and and honest to God for 20 seconds thought it was an actual Fall Guys movie when that it was not that at all it's like if only yeah I was I thought that I was there was like an ad playing before the actual thing was going to play but that was just a regular movie and I got disappointed dude dude you thought they fall guys what would the plot of that movie be fall in the Slime you're dead I know no that's the rules of the game that's not the plot of a movie well I imagine it's like a Hunger Games all guys movie you were telling me that would be the plot that would definitely be the plot it would be kind of like squid games I guess uhhuh I'll say it did it first fall guys did do it first golf cart Ryan don't know if I trust you to drive but I'm the goat at driving all right ready everyone has to dance first I can't wait I got to switch wait there's gam style in this game hey man dude that kind of [ __ ] R would be g style this that actually rules you're driving into the [ __ ] Zone by the way I'm taking the corner so that we get a good Vantage Point okay damn I did not know Gnam slot was in this [ __ ] game this game really has no flaws huh not one every time you think it might have a flaw it proves you wrong so our goal is simply to find enemies and kill them right no real yeah yeah all right well I'm going to that's all there is to the game you know right to the enemies so there's no like Vault I can Loot and get legendary weapons cuz that's all I that was my own strategy right here what right ahead of us 6:00 notice how they're notice how they're in a golf cart not moving uh I'm down CL I'm actually down I had 75 Health going into this he's building virgin no don't kill me no y dude do you guys ever hate when you're trying to play OG fortnite with your homies and then the second you see somebody they build a [ __ ] 90 foot Tower okay that's not that bad of we saw these guys and they were sitting still in a golf cart is what what I was seeing on my screen but can I tweet that and get 60,000 likes yes unfortunately you can oh the last one was maybe that wasn't the last one maybe they were down uh I'm over here if you want to pick me the [ __ ] up oh yeah 10 HP 8 HP 6 hp crawl towards me what are you 4 HP barely clutch that one easy clap this a good thing good thing he res you because you'd say some crazy [ __ ] if you got if you died right there bro if you di would you'd have to mute on the streak You' be saying crazy [ __ ] wait make the sound you got to make the sound go go go go come on I don't have to do that CH Chu come okay bro you got to make the sound man what's even the point of having them if you're not going to make the sound yeah the point is to get the Shields and the HP it's not the that's why dude that's why you only got one win broed that mentality dude I think I have two wins you want this rocket launcher sure Noob Tube classic I got the grappler too dude call me ninja with a rocket launcher too do you guys know ninja is my favorite consecrator oh [ __ ] uh he's ey I don't know overated person I don't know I don't like he's the biggest guy no he's the biggest guy around and I think he's the coolest fortnite Creator guys let's just pretend it's 20 17 18 oh you'd be saying some crazy [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] I don't know if we can do that bro I don't know if you can say that different 2018 I don't know say some [ __ ] that I I don't even know I would say I love Ninja's content is what I would say mhm not all you'd say though that's the main thing one of two main things you say no that's the only one I was wearing that red psychic balls drop what the [ __ ] is up with his voice it's called getting older yeah happens get older happens bro that it's that new [ __ ] it's that new tech bro it's that crazy Tech hey can I you know a lot about that huh getting older it's 2017 though so I'm still in high school so no I don't really know that but even in high school you're like a super super duper duper senior what does that mean I was a regular senior like everybody El you were old enough that you should that sh yeah yeah but like I was the same age and I certainly wasn't held back you you were in school at the same time not the same age though I will say that not the same age no it wasn't how B though you want to play some soccer real quick a quick pickup game inside all right let's do it I think there's a soccer in here yeah yeah yeah I have one sniper bullet imagine that's all you need isn't it that's all that's all I need all right quick give a soccer I'm going to score first you guys are [ __ ] bad he we're not even on the pitch yet bro [ __ ] I mean I personally I I wouldn't have let myself get scored on there but I know all right uh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] there oh oh hold [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh he's open no you can't build don't build you IDI you can't build you son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't have my Sprint you're both building bro no we're not meing stop building dude what the [ __ ] that only hurt me there why it's stuck in the corter is this what kid actually did after school broke the game kids actually did after school our [ __ ] generation is ruined this is r one monitor ninja the other monitor this every day for years then the pandemic yeah yeah hey do you guys think there'll ever be a global pandemic that like locks not shot dude no shot okay cool we put a dude the second that happens our government put a stop on it right away yeah you're right you're right you're so right and everyone will come together and they'll and uh we'll have it beaten in a few weeks well let me tell if there was a pandemic it' be more like a planemic you know dude a [ __ ] was a pandemic it'd be man-made is all I'm saying yeah it'd be manmade it'd be like part of the liberal agenda some would say you that's what you were saying in 2017 both of you were saying if there's if there was a pandemic it would be a Pandemic part of the liberal agenda that's how you spoke in high school and we learned it from you cuz that's said yeah you were you were older or wiser no I didn't show you mean like in yeah no I don't remember saying you were really old and kind of we we looked up to you and you kind of you you got that in our minds you put that in our brain out of it though and like yeah we grew out of it we changed we look back now like o That's cringe me too same thing same thing but then then we look forward at what you're doing to this day and it feels kind of similar same type of [ __ ] no just think we've drifted apart cuz you don't know that I've changed quite a bit like I'm not like I was um you have changed you don't be cranking 90s anymore Soo can't even build bro I can build killed one oh look like it's just [ __ ] playing the game are you guys still playing soccer no I'm I'm behind you but a while back I'm trying to the toilet plunger is not a [ __ ] good movement tool just doesn't I think I feel like you may just with with the years might have forgotten how to use the grapple oh what does this s bomb do oh it's a gnome you got to collect it what do you mean collect it collect the gnome press hold e oh I got a gnome nice we're being shot we being shot lasered lasered lasered cracked cracked knocked knocked crazy p69 [ __ ] hell I can't hit [ __ ] is that a bot they're dead they're dead yeah yeah that's crazy p69 yeah that doesn't sound like a real person yeah no well 96 I'm sorry at least you can identify him now that's a step up from when you got your win do I get I have 10 rocket launchers I'm [ __ ] beasting yeah take the rocket dude you actually take my rocket ammo too big a please don't lose the chat G I'm not little bro did not take my ammo I gave him oh you didn't give me don't call me little bro hey little bro hey you're giving away our position little bro bro okay little bro you're the tiniest bro you're a little bro I I picked them up they're over here now uh on ping yeah if there's one thing people say about Zach it's that he's tiny and that's you are tiny D say that he is Tiny I still think we should have a a fight just a real like in the street fight you know yeah you've been saying that cuz you used to pick on me when I was a little guy in high school still pick on you little bro all bro bro bring it out bring it out to the yard dog let's take it to the yard I almost just stood right in front of your rocket and blew us both up wait wait I remember watching viral clips of people getting on top of the rocket do anymore Rocket Ride Rocket Ride honestly you should try you should try though you guys trying to Rocket Ride what if I just keep launching Rockets trying to watch you try and Rocket Ride for sure what if I just keep launching Rockets cracked one these are humans they're building dude I'm kind of you kind of kind of messing them up with that rocket launcher making [ __ ] happen bro that's all I'm saying top 10 top 10 situation I'm low on ammo this feels like an atrio carry situation I'm cooking does it feel like that I don't know if it feels like yeah really okay they all rifted what do you mean they what's a rift they're uh they the I don't know they're in the sky now gliding like the rift between us ever since you guys the rift between us you one of them's low but I I'm not hitting my shots anymore I don't have any Shields so I feel uncomfy I feel personally I I wouldn't let myself not have shields anymore but actually I'm taking this really what would you feel like if a rocket launcher is right now I nothing would happen a [ __ ] yeah yeah rocket launcher yourself right now no I don't feel like it no you just saw nothing happens so no I don't feel like doing it just don't really want to does this that does fall damage oh my I hope I oh my [ __ ] god oh interesting no interesting does he need a pick up wait wa let's wait wait a second let's I don't know if oh no he's kind of he's kind of our he's kind of join in you this is oh you got like Med kit or something I no I don't think there's drop coming drop coming drop coming there is drop coming that's true I don't think so little bro uh I don't have any ammo hex come stand under stand under where the drops dropping what drop the drop that's dropping when you guys say drop what the [ __ ] somebody's shooting that's us bro no over here oh oh my God a chug jug holy [ __ ] double chug I'm it's saved chug chug chug I [ __ ] hate it I be honest with you I [ __ ] hate it shoot that rocket launcher at the ground yummy more ammo if you need it ohoo I feel like in the chat has no idea what puberty is it's C do you guys think his voice is going to be the same forever for all time psychic's changed bro he's changed he switched up bro I didn't switch up bro up I still crank 90s and [ __ ] he used to be about that youthful life old days back in Mr M's class dude back in Mr M's class dude you used to be a squeaker you were about that life but now switched up bro now you switched now you're an accountant dude you're like a [ __ ] nino5 clock in clock out work for the man building or Mountain all right oh [ __ ] I got lasered um here join up with psychic no I'm down I'm down I'm down I'm down I'm down I'm down I'm down yeah come here they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming oh they're coming up they're approaching they're approaching they're on the they're on the roof I see them crack no I didn't crack one I lied one of them's kind of close though nice rocket I actually cracked one this time guy next to me right next to me they're both down who that clutching I'm kind of clutching though the the night skin is like very low over the guy that's down I'm kind of like forcing fights that are putting us ahead hold up don't why you're crawling towards them don't do that I feel like here so let's get this guy maybe you guys can build over me and then heal me up cuz it is 30 24 HP 20 hp 18p calm down I'll come [ __ ] res him I get him you got it you got it they're probably resing their guy too no I got down or I finished him okay won that was it's too easy it's too easy for us that's what I'm saying just like the old days one Victory Royale yeah fortnite we about to get down the just I say interesting you you team us and you get a victory Royale first game but how long how long it take you how long it take you to get your first one when you're ah really quickly honestly I'm G to Breeze through it uh I seem to remember it taking a while wait take a picture of it for Snapchat take a picture for Snapchat for Snapchat it is 2017 let's get a picture for Snapchat you might want to crap out your your kills though H crop out your kills about kills i h want to say I feel like I carried that game I'm not J dude dude let me tell you unironically I think I carried that game cuz I feel like I forced the fights that we needed I feel like you guys were not you're a little timid you're a little tenative but a lot of chat agrees most definitely take I'll say you did carry by putting us in the lobby with those players you did carry there okay editor please cut it out so it just said you did carry uh I do feel like I carried I carried I carried dude I [ __ ] carried I I put us up to succeed you did it you did it this time we're going to let you lead we're going to let you pick all the decisions I did we already we'll just follow we'll let you get all the kills we already did that and I won so now I'm going to let you guys take a take I feel no that time it was more of a team effort last time n yeah kind more of a two person actually wrong wrong big carry by me can you jog my memory of how many kills you had that last run you mean like eliminations or like times I was killing it cuz that was like yeah we we're talking eliminations okay all right big bro where we dropping okay we are dropping pretty fun little thing I did there like a State Farm risky resel oh oh that's Ry res yep it does it does make sense that you'd want to go all the way out there risky re you kind of want to stay away from the danger you what you're what you're going to be saying risky who's this old man you're playing fortnite with is he your grandpa or something oh you want to S something Beast psychic skipped out and visiting his grandparents for this dude told me about this dude who that messaged me yesterday and he's like yeah psychic has to go somewhere with his grandparents so he can't play with us then he falled up like [ __ ] two hours later and he's like don't worry he told his parents to push it back well I I was just going to I was just going to drive there the next day and then today my mom was just like yeah how about I go instead and then you watch the pets cuz she was going to stay home that's gigachad bro that's true fortnite gamer I can't believe you can drive now that's shocking dude psychic was driving me around in Vegas that's dangerous oh what' you guys do what you guys do with twitch I didn't go to the actual convention because that shit's expensive do you ever tried to get a ticket there but you probably gambled right so you lost just as much money as n dude I didn't gamble I'm not about that life you know I'm more about watching all the old people fart their money away I was a ring bearer for a wedding okay oh yeah that's right in Vegas yeah mhm it was out front of the twitchcon doors I got a boogie bom people just Landing they are still in the air did you guys not hear me or you got boie bomb you got a boogie bomb it's let's go just hun let's hunt these [ __ ] down psychic yeah and Atri right oh yeah I'm I mean you I'm sure you'll follow us around too no I'm I'm going to watch me get this kill first one of this kill is the winner okay let's go um I feel like I'm one of those still looting watch us both die that would be very funny I would enjoy that oh I knocked him I knocked him I knocked him too no one down you mean I feel like this is easily solvable it's it's just I got two I got two I got two I got two I got two oh damn bro getting car of them who that's kind getting carried bro sorry sorry little bro hey you know what hey good job good job man hey get under the wings no get under the wings don't worry dude I I'll keep protected uh okay fine here let me hop in your backpack real quick let me me cool cool did those players stand still while you shot at them the whole time by chance I killed one of them with a grenade that I just threw randomly those are human beings bro those are human beings for sure that's that sounds realistic I think they actually were cuz who the [ __ ] would do this weird ass drop like I don't think a bot would do that for sure for sure turn off Wi how about I don't and say I didn't I mean sure it's a it's dfcm music so that reminds me you'd be like hey man stop saying that you'd be like what if I didn't bro what if I just kept saying it old days really it is just like the old days you guys are misremembering I think that's F it's been a long time bro oh it's been a long time oh dude Mr M would kick you out sometimes cuz I was smart class some some would say that not me let me eat these mushrooms guys chug jug baby bro I feel actual Nostalgia for playing this game and I haven't played fortnite in years that's what Nostalgia is yeah that's like that's that's like the definition you like connected those two things like it was weird that's like exactly what should happen you played it in years and then you see it and then no he's on to something no I think he's not cooking like I'm not you hit me with the car yeah I did does it hurt no it didn't hurt it knocks him back also you got no Shield bro L bro does have zero Shield that is sort of embarrassing want those I have Shield personally give me the mini give me the mini give me the mini actually I don't need it I have a chug jug what no I'll save the Chug jug chug jug from bro you don't I got my well no you should you should Shield up you should give me the at least at least take the minis pop the Chug jug give me the minis why but then you you're just not going to be full pop the Chug jug yeah but the Chug jug is for later when I use my HP you do do a lot of that that's a good point see I I was I was sort of thinking if I was playing right I I'd take the Chug jug but I mean you are going to be losing some HP well cuz I get in fights I don't just stay in the back and wait for a to carry me although I guess I do cuz I'm carrying myself you do sit in the back and wait I agree why where you're going the wrong way that's where we came from uh good test you passed it we needed that watch out I was 15 when I first played this now I'm 21 with a year left of uni I'm pretty sure I was 11 bro me too it was crazy times 11 years old when I play we were in the same grade but 11 years old take us over there we were in the same grade you were like 20 though it was sort of it was weird Dam I was so what's your what's your Str here with this driving you're doing I no you're kind of just going around was to hit me off the that drift six damage uh yeah okay we have we have fun wait no this is good wait hit him again hit him again it is kind of fun like where are you going a [ __ ] A you bi it dude you got the car you broke the [ __ ] C dude God damn it dude this is just like when you [ __ ] crash the car after prom dog remember after prom you crashed your dad car crash the car we shouldn't have been going to prom if we were 11 years old but we did anyway and that was no we weren't 11 years old that year this separate years yeah we can play fortnite more than one year of Our Lives not me the first we that's what matters the most uh there's tomato town for you tomato [ __ ] up is that this Atri guy didn't even he he quit playing he quit playing early he doesn't even have earnings he could have had earnings with us he just playing what the [ __ ] is earnings I also don't know what it is but yeah man I can't believe you didn't have really mean can't believe you didn't have earnings dog [ __ ] up bro has made no money playing the game and that's kind of earnings check oh wait you have none broke see that's exactly what I'm saying to you yeah I did end up getting a job that paid pretty well and then starting oh you want to prove it give me $1,000 right now prove it you want to prove it pay me out right now the money I'm owed already prove it prove it prove it on your weak sauce I don't know what to say that's all actually I didn't I'm broke sorry that's what I thought little bro yeah no unfortunate I'll say it for time invested mhm I made more money than your [ __ ] job ever has in hours to hours to payout yeah that's true we did make a we did make a quick 2K off fortnite we did make 2K off fortnite after playing for like two hours yeah man I'm not sure that's how that work you ever make 2K you ever make 2K you ever make 2K in an hour you ever make 2K in two hours first of all I have second of all oh okay so if you're telling me you make a k an hour but you won't give me one I I see how it is no it's all right bill I understand I understand I understand Bill he has a real job I'm I'm slaving away in the [ __ ] in the HB in the grocery store you you just sit around and make and make and make millions you know there's two people with real jobs here and you're not one of them MH MH and you've never had a real job that's what I've always said you have never worked a real job in your [ __ ] abolutely have worked real job plus I can gritty you can your bald can gritty dude you gritt look at this [ __ ] guy he is gritt oh my God what is that oh my God that ain't the gritty bro that is embarrassing wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you see this [ __ ] this guy hold hold up I'm I'm balling on your ass right now sh Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wa this Kobe bro that what is that lame ass [ __ ] bro what is that man what are you that's lame as hell that's so lame bro lame wa wait wait wait wait wait wait wa wait wait wait what about what about what about what about oh okay that one's kind of cold okay that was kind of chill holy [ __ ] he's going Super Saiyan here get in get fuse fuse of me fuse of me come on get in here holy [Music] [ __ ] okay let's [ __ ] win the game now this [ __ ] game it's the best goddamn game they ever made they stopped making games after this [ __ ] they did stop they stop making game like this everything happen it's all because what you said that one game holy if if you hadn't said that [ __ ] they'd still be making games like this well I guess I just singly took down an industry the [ __ ] you said yeah it was chill though Darth Maul Fus with Vegeta yeah it's just a good game I that's like that's what Gaming's about that's what Gaming's about can you imagine showing that to [ __ ] mamoto when he makes dumbass Mario can't even do [ __ ] like that and then I know Mario's been getting kind of crazy you see that elephant [ __ ] I did turn into an elephant you get the elephant power up and the character says woe zoi it is it kind of reminds me of you after After High School how you turn into a big old elephant right after high school call me and like in some type of ways like you just balloon you know you ballooned you know you got huge everyone in your life stopped talking to you after the [ __ ] you said you call me you said I got fat and people stopped hanging out with me is what you're calling me well it's not CU you got fat feels inappropriate tell people what happened really right I just don't think that's chill you know just figure they should know I got my bolt action you guys want me to cover you from very far away oh that's actually a great weapon that is what you were known for is the sniper mhm how what D I'm actually going to hit some crack shots give me up give me up high let's do this right now I was going to hit some [ __ ] cracked shots with that sniper if only you knew how to build you could get up high I don't need to I got you to do it little bro it's like why I need to clean my [ __ ] he did get you I don't know there's nothing they can stay on that one he just got what are you talking about you know what do you not need to clean I don't need to clean my car dude cuz I got a [ __ ] Butler out there just [ __ ] waxing the Rari oh you got a butler are they a child Butler by chance pay them how much you pay your butler dude I don't pay my butler that guy real Butler works for the joy of it you think [ __ ] uh that's what they used to say back in the day that's what you love to say you think Al They Did It For the Love of the Game they didn't need they didn't need that Alfred doesn't work for money bro he just loves Batman that's what I'm saying M and I'm sure they love doing that field work too I'm sure they [Laughter] did all that sh's white he's a British white Butler dude his parents were colonizers it's it's all you put the you know you put the white guys inside the other ones the undesirables as you would say I never said that never said that bro never said anything like that is what the word you use to describ you are saying it right now I have never said that I mean I'm just what you said I'm not saying it we're just saying what you said well I've never said it and you have so I don't think so you guys targets oh I see a lot of building over there look at there's lot that location called where that building's at Tilted Towers baby you look on the map never been a tilted tower Dro tilted a million times and [ __ ] I used to drink four Loos and Dro tilted BR F dude it's the dementia setting in bro has never bro could never survive tilted he doesn't know what it's [Music] like so how was your day man what' you do it was oh okay okay you you taking a long time to respond all business bro I'm just here I'm here for the dubs all right fine we don't we don't got to make SM anymore no no how was your day how was your day how's your day how's your day uh I had my first day off after six days working hard in a row I mean you couldn't even imagine doing that [ __ ] absolutely never had a real job in your life could you imagine lifting 50b video games you are 15 years old I'm that's just not true you're too off you're two years 14 14 14 13 wow I didn't know that's crazy 13 early jok those jokes don't even work anymore just talking about how I can drive and [ __ ] yeah well I mean your parents don't [ __ ] follow the rules um so you had six days of hard labor in a row and your day off you decided to play fortnite well I mean most of the day I spent sleeping in my room rotting away you know but then you know once it became 9:30 you know you're were finally ready to play so so you have have to work tomorrow no I'm actually off again let's go baby what about this bush what every day though cuz you just do this you're always off you're off every day I've never been off you you got time to go to the gym you know I ain't got time to go to the gym in years man it's been years years in years cuz you weren this job that long so why did you do the gym before it's been years bro that's what you do I recall you spending a lot of oh I'm br I'm being attacked they won't find me if I drop this bush they're dead I killed them you just pretend to do this marketing [ __ ] all day and [ __ ] turn I've always been marketing marketing Marketing in a real job I've always said that I've always said that you've always said that I have always cuz I got day one I was saying that it's just like I've got you guys were in my chat watching marketing Mondays you know back in the day saying that oh I'm getting shot at that's all you do is fing market and watch house yeah only one of those is real who that you never watch copyright [ __ ] on your stream right you're always about real never dude never they're on this hill by the way got him bolt action got him I'm dead wait I'm actually knocked can you can you save me chug jug wait who that chug and sub jug don't mind me who that who that I'm coming dude no I was just doing the jcole song who that who that no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no who that who that who that who that need no he's going to kill me hold up no NOP nope you got to wait no psychic I should wait wait wait come here okay there's a guy like there's a guy in I'm in the room I'm in the room in the room oh [ __ ] he's right here [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ] I thought there was just one dude of course he's finishing me here psychic a 36 HP come on bro you got this you got this you got this clutch this is like a movie scene a what are you going to do that's actually what are you going to do that's actually what are you going to do if only you guys killed one of them kind of wish psychic played better there huh can we all agree that you know if I wasn't so distracted by the first guy getting down so early if only the two of you as a collective [ __ ] leader of the group who like initiates the fight doesn't have to do all the work and maybe his backup can come in and oh you think you initiated the fight well by going down I initiated it yeah I started the action I don't even think you knew they were there someone has to start the action okay it can't just be passive play the friend I feel like we'd want the people on our team to start the action rather than rather than be you to stand still and get shot at and down I I feel like there's some animosity about the group right now how about we just how about we bring it together we we sing a little song okay what song are we singing um Victory Royale yeah fortnite we to get down get down the bo right now just tomato Town my friend just got down red him now we're heading southbound now we're in theant Park Street take to your Xbox to play fortnite with you Gamers fornite okay I feel like I actually actually I think we're pumped okay do the whole you're still doing it we had a good run though F I don't know that legit brought a That's goes [ __ ] crazy where we dropping where we dropping boys tilted [ __ ] it right we're going tilted bro could bro could never survive I'll survive tilted right now let's play it for real right now let's go he hey TR you surviv this tilted you give me $1,000 right now let's go easy money you agree all right baby easy money you survive give give me you pay me out right now let's go crazy Easy Money easy money for sure if someone were willing to pay those demands never worked a [ __ ] day in his life doesn't have $2,000 you can't pay it that's the truth you can't pay it fine I can't pay it damn you could dream making fun of a broke guy huh not cool not cool feels broke boy ja is hit my ass wait there [ __ ] [ __ ] down one I got the kill come revive me really quick I got seven I got five I got three oh [ __ ] okay I took a [ __ ] to the fall damage uh who that already down huh cringe okay let's see how you're doing little bro all right watch me okay I'm watching interesting interesting interesting wow yeah that was good such bad timing bro it's not fair dude it's not fair cuz the timing is bad oh I feel like you kind of had prep time I just got landed on an in destroy I had but you kind of had time to walk around get some items we're playing real people now though huh now we're in the real game we're in the real [ __ ] we're in the real game yeah we finally won one for you so they had to bump you up you know I I had a win that is true bro there is some guy Austin ly in chat who has made the same joke Legend has it atrio got held back four times in fourth grade he's made it a hundred times you that's hilarious actually every time I look over you've been spamming that exact same message bro what the [ __ ] is your problem or what okay iin gonna act like I ain't been there saying something try trying to get you to see it yeah but that's not even there's no point to me seeing it it's not even that you only you read your chat sometimes I do read my chat sometimes I just skip over the dumb [ __ ] he so you're saying that like 90% of your chat's dumb [ __ ] is that what you're saying yeah 100% that's you you heard you heard him here first that's not controversial most would agree most hates 90% of his chat you heard him here he just said that said they're dumb twitch. television that's so true I was just about to say that I read every one of my chat messages in my head in your head huh I've always said that I've also I also read out every sub even if someone like gifted 100 right now I'd read out all 100 of them they gifted why would you read out just saying just saying just saying why would I maybe because I appreciate my chat all saying is that if just read the gifter you don't read all the people who got gifted that doesn't make sense also 100 if he you gifted him to hudat 95 so I we out be 200 all right sure if that works for you you know who wouldn't you know who would I wouldn't I would not do that ungrateful atrio that's what not ungrateful ungrateful I would read the gifter as is customary bean machine thank you for the five gifted yo play Gogurt thank you for receiving that gifted Dabo box thank you for receiving that gifted tap 999 Robin addict thank you for receiving that gifted oop sweatshirt thank you for receiving that gifted good job you guys you know thank him for receiving the gift didn't do anything they they just received it it's automatic it's automatic there they wouldn't have been gifted I don't know what you're yep I don't hate CH sense uh we're tilted again let's [ __ ] go baby it's it's little late I feel like it's not late it's not late straight down no it's not late show a little [ __ ] spine little class doesn't know bro doesn't know where to drop to get the perfect we're dropping tilted and we're going to make them jilted mhm can you say that I'm a minor I don't know if you can say that with me in the call I like how your voice cracked on minor he's reverting he's reverting his voice changer uh mod that he installed is breaking he actually is a squeaker still I feel like this isn't what we should be focusing on right now I feel like you're saying some crazy [ __ ] I'm I'm set watch this I got a [ __ ] pump shotgun give me a pump shty and I'll [ __ ] rain hey there's actually a glitch where if you jump off the building if you go fast enough you'll pH the I'm going to try it only once Okay so I might have fallen off the building and died damn you're [ __ ] dumb bro insane hey hey hey this me over here yeah yeah you got it it's just crazy uh actually let me read my chat message here this is a union friendly stream yes so true w w w l that's a terrible name I'm sorry speaking of the Union this guy does not respond to [ __ ] DMS what DM did I not respond to I respond to every DM no you don't why you lying that's an I don't respond to every single DM bro but I respond I'm I'm I've been active people been talking active you didn't you didn't respond to my DM talking about the the life-size Star Wars battle droid that we could have gone in on you offered you gone in on you weren't going to split it with me you wanted me to pick I Pi it up I pick it up I would have picked it up Chad he wanted me to buy an $800 or $1,000 lify Star Wars battle droid shouldn't he do that CH let's come on come he didn't do it he didn't want aiz villain here who's the real villain that's so true Darth Mullen don't even want to battle join I for house batt yeah it be your house for you hey you know you you come to my house you can pick it up and have it how about that doesn't sound if you if you reimburse him all the money that you for re the money yeah of course obviously obviously that's without saying is there no one else here that we just wi tilted I killed one cuz I'm I killed one I killed one Zack kills one feels like there's something missing here someone missed a Kill someone didn't get a kill who's to say who it is actually I have H shields for you though well I got a chug jug oh okay don't have to flex on me again it's like a yeah man I make I make $1,000 an hour use it interesting Flex again I just I don't know what you want me to say I have a chug jug that's it 2,000 I think is what he said even 2,000 an hour I just I didn't say every hour I said one hour an hour it's happened wow he said I make 2,000 an hour every hour and you're broke and you're and you and you should scarve to death and die obiously you said that verb and you know what you know what's crazy about all that not nearly as bad as the [ __ ] he says on not nearly as bad crazy [ __ ] in Mr M's class Mr M was sending you out of the building every time it was bad I spoke truth to power if that's what you want I gu yeah that's what that you actually had a podcast back in the day what you called it it was called Truth and Power I was early to podcasting uh that's cool so Mr M had to retire because of this man your guys favorite show in or movie in 2017 in 2017 MH um the movie that was our lives bro it was a [ __ ] movie every day it was a movie every day bro such a stupid [Laughter] question dude you think I remember 2017 that sh was ages ago that movie bro that [ __ ] went by too fast to remember MH it did go by fast flew by bro the years flew by even faster for you because how old you are uhuh they say as you get older the years go by even faster that's they say but I don't know I haven't experienced it yet you can't even remember it most of the time I haven't experienced it math Papa congrats on your double dubs oh guys right there I I let them know we're here so they fight us okay cool cool cool we are being shot at I don't know exactly by oop oh got him you hit one oh what the [ __ ] there's a guy literally on top of us they're dead Easy Money a chug J they just hand delivered that [ __ ] and delivered chug jug straight to my mouth I don't like how you said that that was weird what wrong what is wrong with that what is weird about that just like the way it the way you delivered it I think fortnite slowly made the game more fast-paced and then this game is slow by comparison you think so down one maybe where are they fighting I got them yeah did you just say are we fighting yeah I've been I've been healing them boom oh [ __ ] give me out the menu dog oh my God I opened the menu trash found one where is he where is he yo at come pick me up pick me up pick me up pick me up imagine one pick me up at pick me up I'm [Music] going we're being shot at huh if we want we can I have a portter we can get out nah shot n come here come here come here come here oh it's way the cookie crumbles the guy that was shooting at you was one on the hill he's on the hill on the hill there's also people to our right grab the reot imagine I just [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh I think I reboot you and you land on us and we just Rift out okay hey can you build a wall to my left absolutely not you figure to do that it should say the key that it is above it knocked him oh baby where you going where you going where you going ice Fork wait we might not have to run he's imagining doing something for once I built a wall holy [ __ ] I'm chug jugging I'm accomplishing pretty sure there's only one left of this team is it that easy to build a wall there's more behind us what was Trump on about dude so real dude 2017 baby 2017 2017 um hm F3 is ramp damn he's so right with that wait I see somebody there's two more I'm Boogie bombing one of them popped a rift the other one's not close enough to take it he's he's boogieing why why you Boogie bombed us and not the enemy now we're dancing baby Boogie bombed us now we're dancing let him know let him know that we got the moves killed him D that could have gone a lot faster if only we weren't [ __ ] boogieing down uh yeah I guess life could be faster if we didn't have any joy in it if you weren't so [ __ ] old I guess wait that's the opposite of what it is hopefully you do die before us just hopefully I would hope so like I just hope like I just honestly I guess that's true but what a mean weird thing to say I mean yeah I probably should I am older than you I should die first but hopefully you die before us feel like I'm just really praying feels like you're praying dude I just pray that you die before me I like I hope so bad they get to see you dead you know what I mean that's a different that might one might have B I just want to go to your funeral wait can I have some words at your funeral can you absolutely cannot speak at my funeral the [ __ ] can I absolutely no you can't go why what I can't go we played a fortnite game together you my funeral and you want to oh you think that we've only played a fortnite game together you have harassed my parents you've harassed my parents I made you I'm harass har I'd like to point out your parents recognize who that they did I love you can't even dispute that that's the truth they did recognize him God's honest they did recognize one more one more man someone get Dad Trio on the line he'll have it handled well hopefully my dad's not Al alive when I hopefully me and Darren would share some some some some drinks at your funeral we'd like toast to it so I'm dying soon is what you're playing well okay interesting I mean I I don't want have to spell it out but you know interesting I think it' be good bonding for me and your death interesting all right well my funeral is not really your bonding time with my dad that's not supposed to be about me like like what's a good memory you might share at my funeral though really just like remember that [ __ ] dude like for real dude oh my God laugh remember that [ __ ] haha would be your it would hit it would hit kind of but then like no one would remember they would be like wait what did he do what wait who are you talking about who is who is that they're at my funeral and they're omegal Ling me well they just they are just there for the drinks really oh wait can we have can we have a salad bar at your at your funeral can we have salad bar that's Pasta Pasta Bar you don't like salad you don't like being healthy well I'm not going to eat it right cuz I'm dead gone I mean yeah you're not going to eat it but you should encourage you should encourage a healthy lifestyle all right we can have a pasta bar by f but that is it that changes God finally a reason to go you know that's all we needed give me something to go for might as well now there's not all right hopefully you guys have some more kind things to say though like when I like just like to uh I'm geared up with five guns the ideal Loadout five different weapons that is I don't know if I'd call it that the Lo it's a load out you can have you have any ammo I can have though maybe maybe May is Chad invited of course Chad I mean obviously not these [ __ ] but Chad is invited CU they're my real friends as long as you're subbed I mean we're hosting so I feel like you don't get as much of a say we are not hosting my funeral at your guys's place in actually wait I kind of gonna get a nicer venue obviously this is gonna sound weird this is gonna sound weird but I kind of do hope I die before you because I got a good bit what what's I've got a a well no then that would ruin it yeah you can't ruin the bit wait for you to die okay you got to forget it though you got to forget this I'll forget it I will I guarantee I will by the time you die if I if I die I dementia it is true you got dementia um but if I die before you I want to have my nuts saved in a jar that uh I would that will be hand delivered to you with a little message and like the message will be like I it'll be like hey hey Brandon I I'm dead now and I've saved a very special thing for you RI into the zone stand on top of us and then you'll be like oh man what is it and then you'll open it and it'll be my nuts be like these nuts [ __ ] and it'll be my last time getting you you got where you going where you going where's where you going gotta go to the Z go to the Zone we got to go to the Zone I feel like he's kind of point that the zone right right right I'm a little bit okay she taking a back taking I think that's a good plan yeah what is there to be taken aback about I feel like you're just uh it feels like just a real Earnest thing a friend would do for another friend you know yeah feels like you're not very grateful is what it feels like I should be grateful would you leave my nuts up on the on the no on the mantle no where are you putting my nuts it's like a it's like a what's it called what do you call like the decorations at the center of the dinner table it's one of those they're in a jar they're sanitary that is I can't think of a single thing more sanitary a centerpiece the centerpiece of the table is who how do I explain that that's just like such a this is my friend are nuts he died this is my friend he died these are his nuts that is a simple it's almost like a PO this is all he left me this is a ha cou a ha cou I don't think you know what a cou is I think if someone Clips this we could have a QR code on them that links to this video so these people can figure it out this is going to be good for the video no there's not going to be a video this is a million viewer for dud this is a million views right here this one's a million viewer us season one fortnite dude two kids just ping you for like an hour and a half that's a I'm not getting Bo I'm standing up for myself I'm actually okay that's got to be true I'm actually people is when you stand up for yourself you're still not even near my chin you know people are like heroic streamer stands up to [ __ ] toxic online Gam gaming Zoomers that's a good that's a good uh no one would click that [ __ ] I don't know if I'd call it that people would click that two base Zoomers make fun of Boomer because he's ass at fortnite Tik Tok Clips it's a Tik Tock oh well you think you think it's not going to be a Tik Tok I thought it was going to be like a full length feature video I'd C that i' you're do both obviously but you're also that video in separate parts on Tik Tok here take these Minis coob oh toss me a mini bro I just did sh what was the slang back in 2017 yo yeah hey you you know the slang back in 2017 you using you were using some old slang like stuff that shouldn't be you know you were us some pre 20107 slang I'd say there's people ziping up lit Fleek Savage Beast not the [ __ ] you'd say though I still say Beast killed one damn I do feel like a Savage right now are they up here oh we got a dab too no they're dead if you get a kill you have to dab I don't think got somewhere oh actually dab was probably later than 2017 huh no it was earlier was earlier ohy I'm emoting I'm stuck emoting got him you didn't assist a lie assist ch okay looking for the dab where the [ __ ] is the dab wait hold up I I I have too many [ __ ] emotes I can't find it which came from dabbing or planking I've got I've got gentleman's dab uh oh here we go planking was way before dabbing I think fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite fortnite you tell me this isn't a video fortnite those kids we like fortnite we like for fortnite that actually was psychic that was a video of him yeah I know he sounded exactly like them so around stay oh drop yeah let's get that you got say oh [ __ ] this is the opposite direction of where the zone is but that's fine T gold tag oh launch pad oh yeah let's take that planking was like Harlem Shake era yeah uh when was the ice bucket chall oh we're launch padding all right what do you mean what was the ice bucket challenge no when when when when when I don't know all right jump on this 2012 2014 come onot that was 2012 it was definitely not 2012 it was like uh I think it was like 2014 2014 2015 ice bucket challenge bro those were the days bring that back culture when was con 2012 yeah I don't know no one knows that one yeah that one's nuts killed one I'm going to bolt action quick kill uh I'm searching oh I used to love lucky Landing it was kind of a [ __ ] spot but it was my [ __ ] spot you know yeah I don't did he just fall where'd he go oh nice was just AFK I think nobody's AFK this is all humans all cracked humans now that's that's real that's why I have 11 kills because they're all real human being there might have been some Bots at the beginning but now we're in the [ __ ] [ __ ] all right so get ready put on your [ __ ] aame wait there's only four people left yeah three of us oh wait no no yeah you're right it's up to you to get this kill there's only one guy left you don't get the kill we're both going to jump off the map into the water not it's up to you it's up to you I want to get two dubs today uh all right tell me where he is he to find the Scout be my I know where he is that's of battle part of the battle part of the fight is f in the fight you know what I mean no I don't know what you do you have been talking about how you're the initiation guy the whole time like I am this may be your one job right I'm just going to wait for him to shoot at you guys if You' ever worked a real job in your life it's this it's probably the hardest you've ever worked right now I have worked many real jobs this is the hard you you've ever worked in your entire life and we're still carrying you you're not even doing the real work it's the hardest you've ever worked I'm going just build a house all right do build a house I'm going to carry you guys just let me know if you see him we're not letting you know anything this is like no let me know if you see him I don't know I don't really oh there he is oh do I see him I don't know maybe how's it going you getting them you getting them I'm getting air drop it's kind of similar oh I see him I don't see him I see him I'm not telling you I'm him for you look there he is okay you got it got him you got this here it is oh you got it okay okay yeah you got that you got it break his builds for you okay like it's like when you you hunt deer in a helicopter and you have like here I'll break this truck before he gets there I got it Truck broken oh cracked him wait I got him I'm going in I'm going in oh get him bro get him bro okay I see you he's fighting for his [Laughter] life do you think this is enjoyable for him keep breaking his builds bro I need to get a kill here I like to imagine like a 5-year-old he's playing his last game I like to imagine he's actually crying right now oh no no no this this is a dad who's in a squad with his two kids and his two kids are are out they're begging him to win no they're like Dad please you can do it you can win Dad where is he come on dude you got him he's right there no don't kill him don't kill him don't kill him don't kill him he's over he's in the building probably he's this way I'm I'm tagging him oh don't worry I got him I hit him for eight for don't worry team I God don't hit him don't don't take my credit all right I'm going to carry I'm carrying okay okay okay you guys oh oh [ __ ] you got this dude I if you die it's he's building he's actually building wait I don't know what to do I got no HP just kill him okay just [ __ ] you got this bro just like the good old days he's building with bricks dude what do you do about that br break it I don't know build also a this is [ __ ] up you have the feature no emote that's the maybe the one thing that you shouldn't be doing mhm you got this come on you got it you got it you got it I got it I got it I got it P what your em oh I got him I got him I hit him really hard okay there he is there he is he's right there right there right there get him why are you going here if if he loses all pteri doesn't we can off the map i 4 HP help me out help me out no oh my God no pter Rift me give me a second chance no give me more chance okay you go now no no no no no no help me out help me out help me help me out no no here I got I got back no no reboot me reboot card reboot card reboot card reboot card reboot card yeah we'll reboot get my card dude get my card get my card get my card I'll get your card [Laughter] man hey good [Music] sh you know this this these would be some great matches if you were to remember them tomorrow true all right this will never be a video this will never be a video yeah that's not take that clip that's not take that clip Giga psychic guys I played well guys I I was I was intimidating him I burned his [ __ ] materials I backed him to a corner and I gave my team the best shot to succeed it's called [ __ ] leading from the front you know what I appreciate you I appreciate while we were breaking his builds for you I hyped my friend up to watch your your stream calling you a gamer and this is the first stream he watched well the truth is you're not a gamer you're more of a a game you know bro our team had 16 kills I had 12 of [Laughter] them hey TR how many do you have how many kills you get big bro I got some kills M that sounds realistic two one more one more for the one one more for the one can't end on a win assist one more game for the one we play till we get two in a row all right play till we get two in a row all right well no I'm not doing that it could be forever you know what you know what you know what you know I figured I figured the problem I figured the problem no cancel cancel cancel cancel cancel canc cancel oh you you're going to no build yeah I figured out the [ __ ] problem scared when the bot places a wall down no no no no no this is this is [ __ ] dude you guys are come to my territory all right okay we're coming I'm a no build King I'm a goat of no build I don't know if and the problem is all this [ __ ] building dude it's ruined the game everyone knows that I feel like it building was their first though really so well back when I played back in the day people didn't build a [ __ ] Taj Mahal when you shoot one bullet at him you know what I'm saying am I right not a single am I right bro can anyone else relate to feeling they ruined remember among us remember Among Us [ __ ] was dude Among Us was great fortnite used to be great is worse remember mango Jewels they took it away from us they took it away from us and people like [ __ ] psychic people like who that does anyone here know what he's talking about people want to keep that that's all I hear y that is that's what I'm hearing as well they took that [ __ ] Bro all right now dude hey you know you know what you're the goat at what's that yapping that's all you ever do yap yap yap you know true Zach why are you sitting out all right we both streaming so you got sometimes you got to yeah bro all right here we go yeah I feel you I feel you everything I say has substance oh yeah M yeah say some real [ __ ] right now here we go drop some that real [ __ ] drop some bars you're always talking about you are always spitting it's like the [ __ ] that I just said is too real to even need to say anything else what does that mean oh yeah what does that mean you said you're always saying real [ __ ] so like what that [ __ ] was so real it's like I got to give people a break shit's so real it stinks you know what I'm saying for real God I know exactly still though still though probably can do one more thing I think ready up you going to ready up or you going to ready up been ready been ready dude been ready never seen you ready in my life hey big when are they adding you to fortnite uh it's going to be a big spectacular end of season reward they've been working actually playing as you right now see the hairline it matches up see the power matches up bro the raw energy you are a lot like Vegeta you say you know in terms of stature and hairline and your beliefs and your beliefs what did Vegeta believe no I I don't nothing I actually don't know I don't I don't watch it but it can't be anything amazing you know yeah do you watch anime are you guys both [ __ ] weebs dude one time I was [ __ ] allegedly high as hell um and I FaceTime psychic while watching Dr Stone and that [ __ ] was just so [ __ ] funny to me in the moment wait py was that [ __ ] actually funny or was I just geeking you were I don't know if I'd call it funny it was happening for sure it was happening it was happening it was it was a Vibe okay tomato during Dr Stone hours he's not real like that tomato never [ __ ] answers I don't do calls bro that's for Bo you don't do calls you don't do DMS either what do you do Vibes Vibes put out Good Vibes and I'll respond Good Vibes I do snail everyone should be geeking now and then that's what I've always said if you ain't geeking you ain't peeking that's what I've always said I he's been day one he was saying that sometimes you say you've always been saying things but I've never heard you say them before he's been say because you don't come around no more you don't you don't hang out no more no no you just don't remember because the DI Mr class he was saying that [ __ ] all the time in thisch class we never hung out bro we never like hung out we were always hanging out we were always hanging out we've never hung out back in school I'm starting to believe that we didn't go to school together and like I'm actually a much different age you're not making any sense right now I'm starting to think like you guys made this whole thing up wait what is a port a bunker bro he doesn't know throw it down make a bunker it makes a bunker mind kills don't mind me ow oh don't mind me just grabbing a chug jug real quick chugging up chugging up chugging up wait so why do you have a oh yeah chug jug Ching up again a train whistle Vape yes sir not on me but I keep that [ __ ] thing on me keep that thing on you except for right now kind of feels like you're stealing a neg neeg bit you know is that because his train yeah he loves train he has his own train with all right well my wife made it for me so maybe she stole it from him she's a big nck nck train Tuesday viewer I have heard AR is a big train tues day viewer that is true there's two chug jugs I I also just drank one wait there's three chug jugs I want a chug jug I don't know you really deserve a chug jug you deserve a chug jug you've been talking about how you don't really take chug jugs you save them for later yeah save him for later give if it's going to be save for later give me a chug jug saving it for later I want a chug jug all I'm saying is if you were destined for a chug jug you would have found it yourself all right so true I'm going to find my own Mr self-made man over here the Chug you would have found the jug psychic's not sharing the Chug jug oh there's a guy on me I keep let me get him let me get him it's not it's not that mode wait I was shooting this guy earlier let me kill him [ __ ] you I Pi him did anybody in chat ever get in fights with somebody else over fortnite or you guys bro you got in some crazy fortnite fight you got some crazy fights bro people after those fortnite fights that [ __ ] was crazy I don't think I ever got in a fight over I never got a fight because I was just too I was too big and yolked and strong so no one ever fight me and it's actually just me being real peaked in high school though huh yikes uh no definitely not yikes like I was like I like a little nerd I was too big to be bullied you know yeah me too still right except for all those people always call me the N word me too dude excuse me excuse me what what he something never said that uh did you say I hear spiked his controller after he didn't re so your friend didn't res you you took their controller and spiked it amen Jesus Christ that's crazy that's a [ __ ] anger issue bro that's a huge problem not based ni So based based you're acting like you you ain't do some crazy [ __ ] like that back back in the day never done [ __ ] like that not me what's the craziest thing you've ever done ever craziest thing ever yeah that's crazy such a broad term bro yeah you know talking crazy what's something [ __ ] crazy you've done craziest thing you ever done okay craziest thing you ever done that you haven't said on stream we're not we're not cycling here you know we're better yeah we got to get something new you guys start what's your craziest thing you've never done that you never said on stream craziest thing that I've done that I never said on stream um I've talked about January 6 already I've done I've been through that that wasn't even you already you already went over that one that wasn't even that crazy because it felt so right oh actually there is legendary stories that I can't tell okay well then don't say it I guess won't but maybe I will if I get 25 just don't get banned if you know you know yeah no I I'm not going to say where were you on 911 I was in Germany bro so you can't blame me for that oh interesting the enemy worldi in the US okay yeah I was not in the US yeah so I couldn't have been right in front of us oh yep yep that's why I personally I wouldn't abandon my country in a time of need like that then abandon him okay come here [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] he's so far did neither of you hit him at all no I hit the first guy a [ __ ] ton second guy no I kept trying to hit him with the shotgun but I was too far away I kept thinking okay his Shield's about to be cracked and it never was I've never seen Bin Laden and atck in the same room so true wonderful Point even know if he's dead for real maybe he just took your skin I'm sorry but does that mean you've been in a room with Bin Laden isn't that in itself really I don't know I have it I have it that's he that's true and maybe there's a reason for you might be the only guy who hasn't yeah oh guy up here you got this I'm reloading you took mind I got him hey TR how many kills you got how many kills you got how many something you got a lot no no no no no no no a lot yeah I know that song too yes sir yes sir you know so like what do you think the odds are on another fortnite session you know think that the boys are going to get together you know off stream nightly or a daily thing dude this [ __ ] daily daily you know what this would be perfect for some of the EU slop streams Jesus Christ yeah I think we should I got a real life neg neck jump scare showed up bro came stomping in my room hey truck I have to say your gamep play is some of the worst I've ever watched in my entire life I can't believe you're running around withs right now jealous hear that jealous you that sounds God there's no way that's jealousy bro it's it's embarrassing it's like come on bro I I don't know man it's bad color on you the Envy G yuck dude it's I'm happy to coach if you need it if that's you your guns real quick let me see your guns I'll show you my guns let me show you my guns [ __ ] I can't see him I can't see him just okay you got us on that one show us anything there you dog walked us there sorry sorry sir sorry sir only big a can have four ARs and still reload when fighting one dude that's cuz I'm Different dude way let the chest speak for itself bro that's what I'm saying I have never seen something so real in my life both Real and True oh you shooting at someone are you let them know I'm letting everybody know where we are okay yeah oh loot llama loot llama I want that llama give me that llama I want that llama that's a llama song he always sing remember I want that llama I don't remember he repl some the lyrics though he wouldn't like that what would I say huh we can't no what would I say you seem confident I'm I I'm not rep said yeah was stuff that we can't say we cannot say you still say we can't say that still when singing the song you sing the song all the time you say that and you're running towards the Zone by the way you say I could never say this on stream that's what you say we're rting watch out pop your glider earlier watch out what cow dude who's your favorite cars character not lightning or Mater that's so easy uh my favorite cars character you want to go first we might have the same one Finn MC missile that's such a great pick you can't pick the same guy pick same guy no right my favorite that's also my pick with lightning and my favorite cars character and I love I mean I love the whole franchise really tip the bottom so it's like tough to tough to pick one I would have to say Doc h Hudson bro oh dude doc old man of course of course you experience old manest Prime yes sir never day in his life I think doc Hudson's the goat dude my favorite was Cruz Ramirez three more chug jugs three jug jugs why you why don't you just fill your hand with all three of those okay that that would be significantly better than what you got no don't drop the minis drop one of your four ARS nah I got a stink bomb too oh my God why the [ __ ] do you got room for The Minis I'll I might drop the Chug jug [Music] um I guess actually I'm a switch some action around here baby they're rebooting like right in front of us where stop stop shooting at nothing and shoot at the people rebooting right in front of [Laughter] us [ __ ] all right oh [ __ ] they're in a car where knocked one nice oh dude you can't see [ __ ] in the smoke you actually can't see [ __ ] let's go big a yeah I'm carrying yeah I'm carrying it's just not even close to tr you know teamwork is about more than just uh sniping at your teammate with verain dream work it's about the Dream works dude Shrek I've always said that said this yeah and you love DreamWorks right you'd never pirate their movies and watch them on stream for [ __ ] hours what are you even yapping about dude what are you talking about you're not making any sense right now maybe I'm just yeah but I'm not making sense you don't understand what I'm saying KN out the air like a goat I am contributing though oh oh oh oh I got him right here don't worry I got him with one of these down he's down but not out he is out don't he's out and he's out you know what I'm saying yeah out and pout yeah yeah shot he missed every shot you missed every shot no I didn't miss every shot chat lies bro you heard about that guys I've been anyone's going to miss every shot he's the guy let me go in the back no what are you just switch seats there's a button for it it says it on the screen m all right you want to dance oh I can do the Pokey wait wait wait where's the Pokey um um I can't oh there it is what about is that the Renegade no you can can you hit these in real life ever you ever you know oh yeah all the time so oh they're rifting or they're they're we're fighting he do Bust It Down Like No Other that is my i r him over while he was my didn't cancel it what the [ __ ] yeah you hit him a like a second too late lasered him okay well he's down he's dead this guy has the worst possible loot he had a gray pistol and a gray shotgun what does this stink bomb do stinks it up like you do it stinks it up get very nice I stunk him like some of the [ __ ] you were doing back in Mr M's class that's what the stink bomb does dud remember when you threw the stink bomb in Mr M's class dude I do I was kind of a prankster bro you're a prankster dude but one time you took it too far way too far he Al not one yeah times a lot dude like it was even fun no no one else even thought it was funnym that one time took it even further but often underappreciated in its time you know like people don't get the joke tell later I mean you're just really big into leafy stand by that leafy yeah you you a big leafy Watcher so it just just for the surfing just for the surfing yeah I just loved his uh triple chug jug don't mind if I do I feel like if you were such a big leafy fan for the surfing you should be better at it no Zinger I could out surf you right now I how how I bet a money amount a dollar amount of money his net worth chat have to he's net worth $1 just not not correct he you got this guy he's so low got him never mind no you didn't no you did not roasted him nope that's a lie left him in the dust hey trick you want this scar watching Big A plays like watching a baby giraffe take his first steps but awful and [Laughter] constant dude sebm said it why would you of [ __ ] giraffe's First Steps Seb I hired to make a logo [ __ ] two weeks ago hasn't given me any updates I say what the [ __ ] are you doing bro they are probably in your DMs there's a decent chance he had done at twitchcon he was showing it you're lying to cover his ass cuz I didn't I swear to God lives next door to me now that's crazy true and he's like a crazy cartoon character three chug jugs yes sir inventory full up no one can kill me three chug jugs and two ARS is the best [ __ ] load out you can possibly have the best what what col are those ARS by the way oh you left the scar well I I didn't leave the scar because you didn't give it to me I I did I said a do you want a scar and ping but you didn't give it to me you didn't ping it I did this guy can only take stuff that's that's baby bottle fed to him you need a baby bottle F them I did I I said come here get the scar doesn't sound you have to give it to do I have a scar in my inventory no then you messed up you [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up you you [ __ ] up you [ __ ] up bro do better bro do better I do love a classic do better do better be better you know all are we seeing people or what sit down Anonymous 306 his teammate somewhere in the woods the woods the woods they're somewhere in the woods what is that remember remember when they did the play at Gizzy High the guy you were saying about the play broell on stage yeah you you you you were heckling yeah okay but what play was this that is in the woods what the man the man in the woods in fortnite the Gizzy man in the woods in fortnite oh he's over here I forgot about that play that was so poorly done during that play that seems like something you actually couldn't forget even with all your dementia and everything that seems like something you'd remember but yeah that what that was one of the times you went too far way way too far way too far been saying that a lot oh dude I'm just that guy can we talk about it damn we can't talk about that shot that was a good shot H never hit a shot like that couldn't do it fully cap bullying you too much that how about we how we come with like a with like a stop bullying safe word like how about we say I'm a little baby and then we'll stop okay how's that that feels like it would encourage more bullying you know what I'm saying so fortnite is actually like crying baby versus Adam Bomb except atrio is the crying baby and the Adam Bomb are fortnite robots that stand still huh why did you laugh I don't even know what that means oh sorry dude I forgot about the oh my God there's a llama llama Lo it up looting it up you know what you shouldn't do though don't sing the song how atrio sings it what is happening take the I feel like you on top of you I dropped the scar on top of you you got to take the scar wor I don't have room for it unfortunately I have four chug jugs all right I got four chugs and a scar baby let's go there's a guy in this room where is he where is he ping on the roof on on my ping ping him I did he's pinged give one more ping oh oh oh cracked cracked hey try get to this building for cover I'm I'm I'm dying to the storm down one don't worry down another one down to third one oh [ __ ] I you didn't nope that's not this is not going to work is it this is not going to work easy maybe maybe hey oh wait you actually do need that chug jug I'm chugging yo Marlin Brando chug jug you chug jugged in the [ __ ] forest or in the zone yeah here wear this bush it's good for you I chug jugged in the zone toss me that bush I'm putting it on uh we could be Pro fortnite Gamers yeah put that [ __ ] [Music] on finally drip for you there we go all right dripped out dripper drown walking on water all right who's left how many people left six what do you one more squad one more Squad Squad V Squad Squad v squad all right bring it together I know I've been bullying you guys all day I know I keep bullying you I'm going I'm going I'm going to L off the gas okay fine I'm going to stop I'm going to stop bullying you guys I'm let you guys just be you because I need you to bring on the a game I'll say it's not a squad I think they're fighting unless they're just taking terrible shots at us no they're call him call me George the way I'd be bushing oh [ __ ] they got my ass yo imag pick me up oh my God wait this stop stop standing still oh wait there a tree there's a guy in a tree that got me [ __ ] yo a imagine Pi me up oh my God I got wa I got one shot from Full HP yeah that's that's a sniper [ __ ] you were standing still [ __ ] is that [ __ ] American sniper mark [ __ ] wallberg he just triple head shot us yeah I I feel like you put up arguably less work in Chris Kyle he does have the Chris Kyle skin kind of the Chris Kyle Bradley Cooper [ __ ] tough all right can't end on a loss one more one more last game actual last game I do got to go shot bro he [ __ ] one tapped my head while moving mid jump there's a chance he was cheating must have been oh I need the John Wick skin that was the best skin season one season season one season one baby NOP John Wick everyone knew John Wick players everyone knew John Wick players you want me to put on John Wick for you no I want a good player to play John Wick oh okay you cannot be saying that our teammates it's actually you can't do that okay I'm having a serious why don't you guys do a classic back and forth Duo short form play where psychic you play hudat hudat you play psychic and I'll be back for a second getting some candy who are you talking to right now he's gone okay ready here's [ __ ] God okay okay it's a play You're me and I'm you let's say we're at the Burger stand getting Burgers we're at the burg getting Burgers okay uh I think I'm gonna get a double double I think what about you uh where what Burger are we at in and out course it's in and out bro they all look the same how do I know how it's supposed to look well it's in and out they all look the same okay uh yeah I don't know I'll get a double double also uh kind of stealing my order okay I'll get it animal style oh okay now that's real now the here come okay chat the the extras are out and they're about to start singing the the animal style song it's animal style animal style got those chopped onions and sauce on that burger call it animal style yeah it's our favorite burger our favorite burger the animal style double double burger yeah yeah yeah yeah we love that burger we love that burger and you love it to that's why you come to in in out in and out do you like our [Laughter] play uh yeah I did actually I I may have missed some parts of it but I feel like it really stuck The Landing at the end it was a kind of a sponsored In-N-Out type beat well sponsored no I mean it took place at an In-N-Out I guess everything's about the sponsors for you isn't it yeah you you're Focus I don't know why that's the part you're focusing on really like it felt like a very clear like sponsored segment for In-N-Out it was very well I mean you do agree that the in andout animal style double double burger is the best burger to ever exist and for a cheap price it just I get a double double protein style oh what which is where they replace the bun with lettuce you know you know what's [ __ ] up I love making your mama jokes but I actually do love your mom she's a great woman so I won't do it okay psychic's Mama though dude I take her protein style you know what I'm saying Heen brother amen remember that oh yeah so [Laughter] real I don't know if [Laughter] I ah good stuff good stuff I don't know if I'd call it good stuff good I call it good stuff you know what I'm saying hey let's go Pleasant Park and have a pleasant experience all right let's calm down why do you hate my mother now he doesn't hate her I'll tell you that I don't you don't hate her okay pleasant Park baby let's just move on we land in Pleasant Park everybody Pleasant park Pleasant Park your mom is also a wonderful woman psyching have you met her I Met Your Dad for sure you did me my I don't think you my mom you met [ __ ] her then yeah he said I was a wonderful young gentleman there's no way he said that did he say that oh yeah there's no way he said that what you say I say there's no way he said that you're not a wonderful young you're saying you think I'm not wonderful why wouldn't you say that I you say cuz he says D's Nuts to me all the time that was like a one time thing bro get that's a one time what do you mean one time during this call you said you're going to die first so you can send me a copy of your nuts in a you want me are you saying you want me to die first is that you're you want to die you want me to die think you can just do that what you say that's not cool dude even even if someone was older than you it still wouldn't be that chill to say You're supposed to be friends we're supposed to be friends man there's a mini for you over here though I killed three I killed one did you really two down two down two down down you guys coming or what oh [ __ ] wait wait I'm coming I'm right behind you I'm not hearing any shots no I got him I got him with a grenade oh you got them all already there's a bunch of minis in this house for you though I just pulled up your stream and it says zero for you uh I let them live would lie though I let him off with a warning interesting you said got three I said don't come around Pleasant park again this where my friends and I hang out and if you [ __ ] with me again I will take you down with the virtue of Justice they walked away yeah I am trying to gentrify Dr the property values baby that's get rid this gu get rid of this trash going to remake this whole place remodel SS like now you're starting to sound like the old you let's clear this out whatever family lived here let's kick them out mhm and let's sell this this is exactly what happened on prom night this [ __ ] is on prom night I went and renovated a house to gentrify it mhm that's a crazy thing to do on PR I know dude we were crazy dude we were crazy crazy we've been talking it all day about how you were crazy back then I got a boogie bomb hey a do you remember the fortnite burger challenge no what was that is that Wendy's Wendy's nuts when your mouth is that what you're talking about okay you you said yourself for that one were you trying to get me were you trying to get me there or what or did you or did you just like getting Slamm D dude Wendy's had an actual burger challenge fortnite Burger thing wait did they actually I was just making [ __ ] up I don't think that's I don't think that's a thing I'm pretty sure bro was making that [ __ ] up you know the thing is I only de nuts you when you're just walking right into it I didn't walk right into it you I legitimately am talking wy's had a marketing promotion they had a marketing promotion where you bounced the [ __ ] off the are you tell are you gonna tell me about the Suma promotion next I'm going to the website right now wait fortnite Burger dead Wendy's fortnite promotion Wendy's keeping fortnite fresh is this what it was I feel like you just made this website yeah someone in chat made it just now so you can be right it was this thing where they're like Wendy's would go live on Twitch and just kill the burger every day and they encourage people to do it with them like the dur Burger yeah they would go and like break down the dur burger and like they I remember because I I think I worked at twitch when they did this and they were like talking about like they spent a lot of money on it and then wanted everybody to tell you how cool it was did it work I mean they said it worked but I I don't think it sold any Burgers bro you know but they had this whole deck they made where was like we changed the parad where [ __ ] take that there was a website called fortnite burger and it was just a picture of Wreck-It Ralph's penis is is that what you're talking about no that [ __ ] funny hey truck take take the Chug you want or what you gonna take the Chug jug or what where is it it's right here I oh I can't throw it it's a shield potion bro I want a chug jug that's not what I [ __ ] wait I'll get that sheld I'll give you a bush for this just you're not just take why did you just have a bush in your inventory dude what the [ __ ] is your load out right now a rocket launcher gas bombs Boogie bombs grenades don't Jud your teammates bro it's crazy you guys are just can you imagine if you were if you were on Messi's team and you kept like sniping at him why you that Messi like [ __ ] let him play let him go play that'd be like if Messi was wearing his two left shoes I'd be like why the [ __ ] you doing that like he's still the goat but it's like why the [ __ ] name he's the goat bro no you should still question the goat no if the goat dumb you should call him out I have a gun I have a rocket launcher that's okay you know yeah one tap baby is there a lore in fortnite why I keep [ __ ] hear this [ __ ] audio recording is this is so cool I want to make A8 hour long YouTube video deep dive into the lore time time for you to watch that now speaking of [ __ ] we were watching back in the day yeah I loved me some Ninjago oh I love love Ninjago bro who's your favorite ninja oh man [ __ ] um a lot dude I was going to say Zayn I [ __ ] with heavy Zayn's a robot so it doesn't really count you're a robot dude shut up you don't even know bro if only you knew if you knew there's a way to find out bro there's this video holy that video man you should watch that [ __ ] you should watch that [ __ ] I actually heard duck BR is making a [ __ ] 14 hour Ninjago video like the bionic that's that that's the whole that's the what we're talking about it'd be perfect for watching and one sitting bro just eating I am just I'm literally just eating some some tasty chips and salsa cuz I'm ready d i can carry it anytime anytime I want to turn it on I can I just choose not to can't remember the last time I had food can't remember it you can't remember the last time you had food can't remember it you were talking about in and out and having the [ __ ] animal style two seconds ago no that's told us to run a play we decided to make it a musical I see GNA have to walk across the lake all slow oh my [ __ ] God I tried to build and I didn't realize I couldn't please pick up another weapon or what what if I don't we'll lose Chad is he doing the four one weapon for anything else Strat again I have I have a good load out I think that Loadout actually is better for you cuz you can't hit a single shot so if it's all throwable you'll actually probably help it's perfect because then when he dies we can pick the heals up off his body nice it's not it's not heals it's all throws it's like gas it's gas bombs Boogie bombs and grenades that's so bad you ever heard of utility you know how in League of Legends someone plays support someone plays ADC someone plays support someone plays [ __ ] mid dude I'm letting you guys take the rules yeah play M bro you play if someone locks Nautilus and doesn't hit a single hook they're not doing anything okay you guys are speaking gibberish can we talk about a real game now just [ __ ] wait till I toss a [ __ ] Boogie bomb yeah we're kind of leaving you behind big dog oh where you going we're going we're walking Z to the Zone we're in the zone can I jump my own rocket about that no try though if you shoot it right at the ground you might be able to get on there actually that's a glitch okay it would go straight down though right and then it's going to blow up so okay well no but it'll fling you in the air though yeah and you'll you in the air and you can fly to us it like re it reactivates your glider like a sort of like a rift does but you don't go as high I can tell you're lying cuz it's the first re anything seriously the whole game we're serious bro you're the one who's goofy oh God just don't do it then I guess I don't all right I won't do it help you out I won't do it you're not helping me out you know 360 does anyone got any sniper ammo there I got uh stink bombs if you need that yeah I think I'm I'm good yeah pass them pass them over hey when I'm in this bush can they not see me like how does this work you look like a they see you look like a bush what do you right and the only reason it just tanks a shot it looks exactly like what it looks like on your screen except less see through I see like they could see you spinning around in circles and your feet and up into your head all right like you can look I've got a bush on too you can look at me I mean they're your age right so they're dumb as [ __ ] they're going to believe it's a bush yeah we're the ones that are Dum as [ __ ] you're dumb as [ __ ] you didn't even know what it did I'm not dumb as [ __ ] bro I'm an adult okay I know what I'm doing I pay taxes I contribute to society dude I paid taxes too and I got money back because I'm not rich as hell get money back that means you're not contributing that means you're taking away from poor Uncle Sam sorry bro true dude uh you guys watch ski toilet or what that's cringe bro really you don't watch that wow you watch skibby toilet old I watch it every day let keep up okay what's your favorite episode episode 43 okay what happened to that episode a guy's face comes out of a toilet nope over here wrong I guarantee it's not wrong it's Luke Skywalker wrong there aren't skdy toilets in that episode so taking money away from someone multiple trillions in debt is pretty [ __ ] yeah US Government deep in debt you guys keep [ __ ] taking money from them with your tax returns D so true could not be me I'd help out somebody who's in debt they're a friend well I'm actually in I bought a car I bought a car it's about 20K I feel like that's easy for you you bought a 20K car dude what else they're all 20K what do you want me to do buy a [ __ ] what you mean you bought a 20K car I don't have a 20K car actually I do have a 20K car but it's like barely it's like right above your car last you bought a car my car is uh 2017 when I played fortnite oh yeah back in the days y oh grenade launcher above us above above above [ __ ] I'm going to die to this guy trash okay [ __ ] don't worry pyic I got you they're they're making they're making it rain on us but can't catch me can't catch me like you want to want to Res me yeah yeah yeah see how I lured him out with my movement and then you got the easy cleanup kills yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah not what I was so someone going to Res me or I'm noticing that our team has six kills and they're all me yeah I'm playing trash this game I going to say what kind of uh card you get you're playing you're playing an atrio 10 uh I bought a 2017 Hyundai Santa Fe cuz my other car died and exploded exploded yeah Ralph rest in peace to him you named your car Ralph yeah rest in PE a real one Ralph was realer than anyone oh shoot are we getting shot at or is that you that's you uh anyone got any heals for the boy there's apples heels for the boy here I got wait I got minis for you that was good you in for tomorrow Auto I'm not GNA run four miles tomorrow bro run with auto dude come on four miles you're tell you're not going to run four miles I don't it's four miles what else you got going on tomorrow huh um fortnite Saturday baby fortnite Saturday fornite Saturday baby you know what I'm saying you you never you got to go back to back okay you get $100,000 we play fortnite 5 days in a row de youal I'm sorry I get $100,000 if we play fortnite five days in a row who's paying the $100,000 it it'll just come naturally five days in a row that's yeah it's going to print money for me you think you're going to stream fortnite 5 days in a row and not make $100,000 are you are you crazy okay it's just like I don't I don't normally make anything close to that when I'm streaming so it's like that would be a huge you said earlier ear you were saying you were saying oh 2,000 you think I don't make 2,000 that's not what I said I just said at one point in my life I've made $2,000 hour said I make 10,000 an hour every hour you said that not reasonable even offline I don't I'm not worried about whether it's reasonable that's what you said so okay you don't lose money every stream or you yeah I lose money every stream streaming is the hardest job in the world it pays nothing I lose money every stream I do it for the [ __ ] love of The Craft I do it to keep [ __ ] Zoomers like psychic entertained cuz he has no [ __ ] family that cares about him and doesn't scare about school and he his brain is rotted because he watch Tik toks all day and I try to put one ounce of knowledge in his head I like Tik Tok it's good I don't know what can I say those sand cutting videos in the union meeting went kind of crazy those those were fire [ __ ] consume how does Brandon lose money every stream simple dude I got to pay every chatter to be here that [ __ ] up that [ __ ] adds up his is not a good deal 10 bucks of Bot mm 10 per no they're not Bots they're all people it's like it's the worst part should have got Bots cheaper there are not 5,000 people in this world willing to watch your stream coming from you psychic is pretty [ __ ] crazy you on your fifth parody song or six [ __ ] way to care about your fans man wow I'm just saying that's a crazy line I've only made three and one was a cover so one was a cover he's right oh you're right no you're basically a [ __ ] hater D you never seen my [ __ ] content more of a YouTube guy myself I am more of a YouTube guy these days big a Clips that's a good YouTube channel way better than the OG way better C they actually upload on there is just mint you know yeah I mean the main Channel pretty good too though not just cff nah nah I mean we got a team of like six people on the main Channel and just aish on theay not watch I'll watch a conor1 video every every now and again Conor video tune in con doesn't even edit for me anymore bro oh maybe he should that's it maybe this is why you don't get any views anymore yeah maybe actually think Conor one edits for Tommy in it now if I'm if I'm not mistaken yeah Shamy schet mhm wait I'm going hit I'm hit a quick basket hold up nice uh get shot at from somewhere oh [ __ ] I missed don't worry I got on on the oh my [ __ ] god there's they they have a firing line on my ping on the bridge oh you're getting they're rpging me you're getting lit up don't worry I'll hit him with a boogie bomb they actually have three people in a line shooting at me making it rain on him sniped him lasered him he's cracked probably 2 Hp delivered me a gun oh [ __ ] yeah CH jug toss me a chug for 110 I don't have a chug jug toss me a chug jug who that I don't have one chug jug that can use a chug jug real quick please I don't I don't have one I'm in a fight right now I don't have any heals actually I'm doing a quick quick snack break and then I need a chug jug if you got one okay well maybe get off the snack break and get on your game you know mhm like we we need you to win this you know that's not true down one Dam you do need me I'm a psychic I've got the rocket out really was a manager all right bro all right little bro okay well there's a chug jug over here actually could love a chug jug we're getting rocketed oh yeah oh my [ __ ] god oh wait I got rocketed psychic what do you want me to do I need you to heal me bro it's a team of bananas this could be actual stream snipers come on come on come on come on come on double revive double dou douv oh wait is that a thing oh [ __ ] makes faster speed it up and then I chug jug and then we turn this around let's win this let's win this this is the other team this is it yeah oh this is top six oh [ __ ] okay wait wait wait I'm focusing I'm focusing and now the Boogie bomb comes into play cracked one nice one's almost cracked God damn I wish I could build wait I'll build for you where are you you can't what do you mean I'll show you what I mean two crack two down one break the rock break the rock oh [ __ ] that's actually useful rare rare useful R useful now we're talking now we're leading from the front cracked cracked oh he's trying to heal I got him I got him lasered him for a million push him push him let's push him don't worry I get in there and I'll show [ __ ] I took so much damage falling down don't worry I got him cracked grenaded grenaded him oh [ __ ] knocked him with a grenade and I made him Boogie I'm going to [ __ ] end him Darth Maul ends you I'm going to carry him wait let's go baby that's a d City let go let's go and we all did work that time we all put in actual work 11 we all worked we all twerked and we all jerked today yes sir big personally I didn't partake of that point I just worked honestly I did more of the working you guys I twering I did all the twerking psychic that's gross bro gross I don't think you can say that I don't know that's you could even imp that I did that gross I feel like you could get trouble for this okay hrock did all the work there not going to lie I did I left from the front dude I built the port you led from the Flint you know what you know what you actually did good that game good job I appreciate you uh we've been kind of Domin that's a lot of wins I told you when we get to zero build it's like a different game you know I'm a different got less wins in zero build different animal but the same Beast I'm so true uh this game's easy as [ __ ] now that it's popular again yeah that's why just wait till it's all sweats uh is there another game we could play I'm trying to think you know what you guys want to try one um damn I'm just trying to look if there's anything we want to play a Naf City boss fight no an NA City boss fight you think people are more nostalgic for fortnite or Among Us fortnite what that's a horrible question okay definitely forite just not that's not even close uh I feel like a lot of people didn't even play fortnite liked among us maybe Boomers yeah you were just old I don't know like fortnite was like specific group of people that what do you mean it was a specific it was the largest game in the world for like three years wasn't that popular kind of small yeah i' gota I've I've got plans to hang out so I've gotta I've got it I gota not to dip on my my real friends you know cuz we're we all we're all real friends right we all agree no I think that was uh well let's not let's not lock ourselves in anything on we're friends right are we're Squad we are we're a squad are we let's [ __ ] hey are we friends you know all of my Chatters are my friend whether or not me specifically do you you chatted in my chat then I guess you qualify not not part of collective like for real like real [ __ ] all right well you had to go right you're so busy with your other friends just feels like a real friend would stick around but no I get it um we did get a lot more dubs than I thought so I actually feel like we overwhelmed the the opposition I feel like there may there could be a reason if we really thought about it about it who that do you think we don't really need to you're in my Synergy do you think that was basically it or I thought that it was our friendship but I guess I don't know I guess I guess not why are you leaving if we're friends you know what I'm saying why do you think your other friends are more important I feel like I want to play fortnite all night well I mean I actually kind of skipped on hang on with them for like the past like four or five hours to play with you because you know but you know it's okay if you don't like me it's okay you can just say I'm going to go hang out with psychic's grandparents cuz they feel pretty sled they PR with right now they feel pretty slighted that he he brushed them off to play fortnite with me uh that's the end of that good what I have to you know you should play next is phasmophobia you guys got to install no not phasmophobia um dead by daylight dead by Daylight's the next game dude get that we'll get Evan Cal we'll run that [ __ ] some late night cow why why do you call him that Evan's playing right now you know what I'm saying let me take a look at Evan's profile I want to see how much time he has he has 203 hour he has 80 hours in the past two weeks on dead by daylight Jesus Christ he play that game absurdly amount I see sometimes I'm up at [ __ ] 3:00 a.m. can't sleep go on my computer open up steam he's [ __ ] playing he play then I go you don't play with him you don't play with I play with him once that's what it was like to see you online on uh yes dude I was watching you play dude you'd be playing 24/7 actually I'll be like grind I grind all right cuz I'm a goat dude when I want to grind I grind I the heat I got 5K hours in Hit Man Too [ __ ] all right uh I'm I'm closing any last words from Psychic and hudat you know for the for the I love you man I love you and I I want to bring that I quit quick AOE game not installed or I would actually 5K I auto I might run with you tomorrow but I'm not going to do four miles I'll just do like two and a half you know call it early no Reddit recap dude is there anything honestly on the Reddit recap worth [ __ ] checking honestly if we're being [ __ ] Earnest and honest Earnest goes to college do you think there is something worth looking at if I go to reddit.com SLR atrio is it just going to be a [ __ ] picture of me as a cow or something and you guys are going to go oh my God this is worth it this is the funniest thing ever atrio as a cow the comedy does not get better than this this is this I swear to God I swear hand to God I went to the Reddit I went top of the week this is the first thing what a day you look [Laughter] lonely what yeah it's me as a cow bro I can fix that it's [ __ ] Blade Runner but it's Dr carbonation and the coffee cow in some sort of like beautiful trans-like gaze this is entirely too talented for its source material do you know what I'm saying uh s SPF versus biomics the economy B yeah may we all have someone who looks at us the same way SP spf's Court remance looks at him thanks Elon Musk spoon okay this is the last thing we're watching I'm I'm not ready for this [Laughter] today got a glock in My Rari s SPF found guilt up vote let's go baby a tro after the ACLU 0 spent creates more content in the big a Awards 1K spent well I hope they they haven't spent it all yet because the awards is still being worked on uh this is funny though because I was at I was at uh [ __ ] I went to bowling last night and tafo apparently has been recruited by the AC and was taking [ __ ] pictures of me bowling the whole [ __ ] night and trying to get a video of me like [ __ ] getting a gutter ball which you couldn't get cuz I was [ __ ] crushing strike strike strike strike strike and oh keep scrolling down let's see let's see HR regrets the ACLU stop telling tafo to take pictures of me this Discord is a mistake yeah [ __ ] true bro [ __ ] Mega true that's a handsome photo I don't my eyes are piercing I'm not going to apologize for it I'm not going to apologize for [Laughter] it uh people with blue eye International marketing Monday everyone keeps spamming it all right let's see it is it just right here why does the good stuff you keep talking about there it is international marketing Monday what an [Music] intro love the insane intro let me let me change my title if we're going to do this who that thank you for the raid big man big fella uh all right let's see welcome chers to today's International marketing Monday brought to you by the at CHS labor union today we're going to Germany to cover the biggest tax fraud the biggest tax fraud in German history in its modern history known as the come X Affair H recently this youthful lad has been in the German news because he's in court at the moment for his involvement but what part do Diaries play how is our now transer involved he's not currently under invest ation though surely that means he's a beacon of Innocence I do love the German Chancellor having an eye patch I just think it's so [ __ ] badass I think it's sick Bro good time the Story begins in Germany's banking City Frankfurt in the 90s because this frog was up and running for yes over three whole decades in fact in 1992 this guy guy AOA the state commissioner in charge of overseeing the Frankford Germany's Wall Street comes across suspicious bro it's so small that's cringe bro German wall Street's like a [ __ ] Shack it's a back alley I've seen people with bigger setups than the German Wall Street to play [ __ ] uh Forza tra and actually gets the okay from the State Minister hunt investigate further he uncovers 19 suspicious schemes including the comx trades and actually reports to the Hessian State Minister and even Germany's Minister of Finance at the time Tio viel who's got crazy eyebrows however zero action is taken by any of the governing ministers later they would testify to never even having heard of it before cap cap the banks were happily surprised by this lack of action and even though some laws were implemented to combat the issue nobody was really enforcing them love that and the banks just went on to continue their scams love that but how do these schemes work what are comx transactions I try to find a good easily understandable diagram to explain it but turns out it's actually kind of like complicated I mean just like look at this yuck gross the easiest way to sum it up explain it using Charizards if you can find some way to simplify it down to like a fortnite reference or a Charizard card referential thing that really brings it all together so that I can understand it and say pogies or um Kappa as a chatter you know I need to have like a is that three parties move around stock in a circle the day Dividends are paid out once the trade is complete the involved parties end up with two tax certificates while only having paid tax once let's say you have A1 in a stock that pays you 1% dividend okay that would mean you would get a oneyear dividend payment those Dividends are taxed at 25% though so you got to pay 25 hate paying taxes hate paying taxes legally for some reason don't ask me why this is even a thing in the first place but you can get those taxes back through a tax certificate by implementing the comx traes the second person you sell your stock to can now also get one of those tax certificates without ever having paid the tax to begin with okay they effectively get taxes back they never paid all involved party split the cash so it's just a way to split free money from the government that you're [Laughter] stealing just taking other taxpayers money and splitting it infinite money glitch literally that's badass that seems cool that seems good can we do this in America and take home free money paid for by the taxes of normal people now don't [ __ ] a transaction come transactions which is an actual term by way stop saying joking comec transactions are used to evade taxes meaning you hide your money so you can avoid paying the tax but that's some like beta [ __ ] if you ask me come X on the other hand is active tax theft where you steal taxpayer money for Wicked profits yeah that sounds Bas over the course of the next few decades pretty much every Bank optimized how to best do these comx trades not only in Germany but on an international level in total it is estimated that over50 billion euros I'm sorry so just every Bank saw this was working and instead of someone trying to stop it they just all participated for decades they just all that's [ __ ] crazy Germany was stolen worldwide through these trades in Germany alone the current estimate is around 40 billion so a bit less than one Twitter the year is now 2002 and Hans ail who gave the initial okay to investigate these schemes is now Germany's Minister of Finance he knows all about the banks and their dirty business and is surely going to make sure that these trades stop after all he's in charge now come on man and the banks actually did something kind of surprising they sent him a warning letter about how they get more taxes back than they paid and this Le loophole should get fixed through legislation so they snitched on themselves why would they snitch on themselves I guess to avoid stupid luckily for them our Minister of Finance at the time quote doesn't have the facilities or knowledge required to fix this loophole so nothing happens I'm sorry how do you not have the the knowledge to fix the loophole where they are just there's people that are not paying taxes that are getting tax credits how do it doesn't just don't they don't get them they don't get the [ __ ] credit don't give the certificate 2007 a new Minister of Finance PE steinbrook and a new motivation they know what's up they still have that warning from the banks and they are going to step up and fix this Loop let's go and look how nice of the banks in their warning letter they even included a little proposal on how a law to fix this lole should look like surely they are just concerned citizens who want to make sure taxpayer money doesn't get stolen and this law that propos is in the best interest that's what I'm saying that's really nice I'm going to cut her off because she's not going to say anything I'm sure that changes my initial stance which is that corporations have our best interest at heart and people always give them [ __ ] for not being on our side but clearly this is an example of them working in our favor okay so I'll let her finish her sentence but I'm sure it's going to wrap up with basically what I just said of the General Public nice we do that here too companies write a law we stop these trades however included a wicked little loophole making it completely possible to still do common tra legitimizes them because they weren't banned in this law so they must be legal right only 5 months later a whistleblower snitches and tells the ministry about the loophole but no action is taken over the course of the next decade the trades are booming and Corruption runs deep people of the ministry are now working for the banks and banks are writing up laws meant to control themselves four Ministers of Finance all come and go none of them put an end to this that's [ __ ] up no worries I'm sure none of them were involved after all when ask about it later none of them remember anything about this well that's good I mean with this much demander going around you would think these ministers are as big a himself completely unnecessary they're all older than me by a lot Years 2012 and while despite years the world did not in fact end legislation was finally passed that put an end to the comics trait now all that was left to do was find out who exactly was involved and who is to be held responsible okay but shocker even this process is riddled with corruption in m a lot of rich people they don't want to go to jail are initiated and it looks like it will be brushed under the rug and forgotten about love that all involved parties would have gotten away without any consequences if not for one prosecutor an not the government or state of authorities but Brooker and her team launched investigations against managers attorneys and bankers involved in the comx affair and took them to court and lawsuits against over a thousand involved people she which brings us back to this guy chrisos who is currently in court for it after legislation was passed Banning these trades the government got to work on getting their money back naturally the banks were not exactly billions and billions of dollars the time working for hur's V bank had an idea after all statues of limitations do exist and these scams were running since the '90s so the state kindly need to hurry up to get their money in time oio spooked a meeting with the then mayor of hurg Schultz and suddenly the previously fast progressing investigation slowed down to a crawling pace and the millions that were to be paid back now statue barred were left completely untouched when asked about it charlot's first claimed to not remember ever having any meetings for but after documents revealed that there were in fact three meetings in his office he changed it up a bit and claimed to not remember what these meetings were about oh well you know what he going to do he was sure to not having discussed any of the comics traits or engaged in any corruption I'm glad you're sure about that only problem like any true Sigma olus was a notorious Journal keeper and wrote down what happened in those meetings in his Diaries like was like one of those comedy sketches where they're like are you guilty no we have this videotape of you doing it it's not me we have this statement from you saying it's me with a signed copy of today's paper while you're doing it sadly the involvement of Ola Schultz while pretty much public knowledge at this point is not being investigated any further I'm sure him being caner does not have anything to do with that yeah as for o arios he does not seem to be having a great time in court but sadly the punishments for the involved Bankers so far have been fairly laughable and while these come X schemes are now illegal it is almost guaranteed that they have already found a new way to steal our taxes because that's just business well not my taxes because I'm not a German all right I'm here in America where we don't have corruption sorry sorry hate to break it to you but if you come to a real country we have no business and government intermingling okay we have no uh private corporations using their influence to get power in politics using that to get Kickbacks for themselves okay we don't we don't have it here we have freedom and things just work so maybe your problem I think in this situation was being German and paying German taxes you know that's going to get stolen next time you have a few million dollars just laying around collecting dust step up your game don't just avoid paying taxes but put in some work put in some hours and actively steal additional taxes chances are you will get away with it and if they try to catch you just hit them with a good old I do not remember and you're good to go that is a if we why don't we all just go to Germany collectively as a union as a chat and start making some real money big shout out to the creators of that video um it's Community made but I want to credit everyone involved where the [ __ ] all I have is bian but maybe drop spinel can let us know uh oh credits on the closing stream all right back to that brought to you by drop spindle meron Reese bian 99 with sources never put sources big waste of time your honor it's not tax FR because I don't speak German that was great that was actually informative and interesting I really liked it um not surpris unfort although it is crazy how long that's lasted I mean I lived in Germany through that I could have stopped it I almost feel guilty I remember one time I was uh 11 years old walking through Germany and I saw um a highlevel government official and a highlevel banking official secretly talking about conspiring to not prosecute them stealing taxes and I said hi uh and they said if you said anything you could stop us right now and I said can you have any Pokemon cards and they gave me a Pokemon card and that was it I was bought off I feel complicit all right ladies and gentlemen I'm actually G to end stream today I just wanted to go live and play I was going to play fortnite with e as well but I don't think he's available because I messaged him and he's not available um I'm I'm ending um that's my plan that's my my idea unless there's anything else in the Reddit let me see if there's anything else in the Reddit do a quick check um but I am doing gsmart or Saturdays tomorrow I got a real stream I might go live early and play lies of P I've decided I watched little NL play it and I was like you know what I do want to finish this [ __ ] game so I think I might finish it uh might do some Liza P into a late night get M Saturday after I do some running with auto um I think that's it hope you guys have a good night uh thanks for watching it was fun playing with hudat and psychic those guys are very funny and uh it's cool we all still can play a games together after everything so um all right good night thanks for watching I'm not going to rate anybody watchever you want peace

I want to get as big as I can upper body and then I want my legs to just be little sticks that Buckle under the weight of my huge upper body I think that would look funny because I do everything for the bit so ladies and gentlemen how are we doing are we doing well are we doing good I hope we're doing well steroids make your dick smaller actually I think it's just your balls and who cares about that you know no one's really like ooh balls no one's really like oh man I wish I had some huge nuts I mean well speak for yourself I'm kind of a fan of that I guess but I don't know maybe I'll try it I'll just do like a test run a month on steroids and see what happens we'll see anyways how are we doing ladies and gentlemen are we doing well Hector thank you for the one gifted hold on let's see uh Vivid Noah thank you for the 100 bits the fit is giving SoundCloud rapper that Puffs his chest in public I don't really know what that means it's kind of a basic oh yeah you what's the over under on me wearing shoes in the house right now what's the over under do we think I'm wearing shoes in the house what do we think you're probably thinking yeah considering I'm doing this whole bit a and I just Crush my blinds I think what is something I want to talk I'm feeling also I wanted to be late for I didn't want to be late for stream but I wanted to go to the gym before stream because I feel [ __ ] on every time I work out and then maybe it's the Pre-Workout it's probably the Pre-Workout my heart is beating f faster than a husband in the ' 50s you know what I'm saying uh so I don't know I feel I feel mentally sharp so what was I saying I saw a kid um am am am moreat think for the three months I saw a kid on a leash at the gym today I was like what the [ __ ] is up with who is putting their kids on a leash I feel like that's got to make them way worse I I guess you can't just have them running around and [ __ ] but like leash kids leash kids that's worse than homeschool kids cuz as much as we'd like to believe that people who are homeschooled are normal they're really not leash kids no way you grow up to be a normal person in society if you were raised on a leash dude no way no way XX goon King XX hell of a name thank you for the two gifted that is in fact what they called me in high school yeah I don't there's no way you grow up to be a normal child if you're if you're raised on a leash like an animal you might as well put them in a cage like they're at the zoo or something like they're at the zoo or something but yeah we're playing sdmp tonight ladies and gentlemen it's going to be a good time Audrey Griffith thank you for the nine months hey it's Kath Z thank you for the two months appreciate it is fancy thank you for the tier one sub is that tap water yes I've said it once I'll say it a million times I drink tap water if you think that's bad the door's over there sister that is a window the door's over there sister okay all right because what the [ __ ] I it's strengthening my immune system okay and it's so much easier to just get water out of the tap than have to do like a Brea filter or something because the prit filter you have to replace it every few months and I don't feel like doing that at all I don't feel like doing that at all are you going to intr introduce sister fella to sdmp members I might it depends who's on tonight people really only come on when sleep deprived is recording like when schlatt sends a message in the Discord hey we're going to be recording soon that's when the people come out of the Woodworks other than that not too many people are on I guess we'll see amn thank you for the 10 months appreciate it uh Isabelle Grace thank you for the prime sub am moreu thank you for the two months thank smelly mucho but yeah I feel like what are there micr Plastics and tap water I don't think so I don't think there's microplastics and tap water but I also don't know anything about anything so maybe in 50 years I'll regret drinking tap water but if you're telling me right now if you're sitting there and you're in the chat and you're like what do you can't be drinking tap water that's bad for you and you have a vape next to you in your bed I don't hear [ __ ] [ __ ] dude I don't hear [ __ ] jack [ __ ] at all all right don't sit there and be like oh you can't be drinking CH part and then be puffing on you know watermelon ice or whatever the hell you know what I'm saying slam dunk yes yeah I don't know I don't know man I like drinking tap water I feel like it's easy I feel like it's convenient I feel like it's convenient Taylor thank you for the 2 one sub is tickling a crime is tickling a crime if tickling is a crime lock me up I'm the Tickle Monster are there legal ramifications I guess you can't just touch people whoa but you know like could you just go up and tickle anybody are there legal ramifications for that are there legal like if you just were in line at the grocery store and you're like guci guc like is that a crime is that a crime why the [ __ ] did I get in trouble for that I don't understand it doesn't make any s it's not a salt if you tickle somebody for like 3 second how is that ass salt where did you grow up that that is assault if it's just like a little what would that be because it's not illegal they would just be a mad uncomfortable situation if you were to tickle somebody can black people get sunburned I'm pretty sure they can not like me though like I get the mail I go and get the mail and then I get sunburnt I'm outside for 30 seconds that's like among a few things that would be nice if I didn't get sunburned that would be cool as hell dude that would be cool as hell that would be sweet because I have to deal with that even if it's overcast outside I have to wear [ __ ] sunscreen dude and everyone makes fun of me for wearing like 70 SPF they're with their like 10 SPF and it pisses me off and my dad is tan and my mom is fair skinned I didn't know the fair skinned Gene was the dominant one rotting away thank you for the two months opinion on mil I get this question all the time and it's like you might as well be asking me opinions on beautiful sunsets like what are you talking about I feel like that's as a society we all have the same opinion regarding mil I mean it's in the acronym dude it's in the acronym do you like dudes I like dudes in a way not in like a sexual sense you know what I'm saying hello Tik Tok people hey guys hey everyone how are y'all doing play Simi on them I like Simi on them can you vimo me 3,000 no I can't I always forget that I'm live on Tik Tok that varies wildly because sometimes it's like we have 5,000 people in here and then it's like we there are 500 people in here and only one person in the chat and they're just saying the nword or something you know because I have no moderation on Tik Tok I don't know what to do but anyways anyo any who there was something else I wanted to talk about other than other than uh kids on leashes Zoe thank you for the tier one sub thank you for the tier one sub thank you very much appreciate it um Drake and Kendrick drama dude guys I've talked about that extensively all right if there's one thing I'm tapped into as a a white man it is the Kendrick and Drake beef um academics didn't DJ academics get in trouble for Whatchamacallit I didn't he sexually assault somebody I feel like I just saw that hopefully I'm right because otherwise that's a crazy accusation to throw out I'm pretty sure I saw that on Twitter right and he was the guy that was always like just absolutely meat riding Drake it's unbelievable the meat riding he's also like 40 dude take care of your children or something what are you doing this Drake dis is coming soon I promise Mia loves you thank you for the five gifted pre Mystic thank you for the hundred bits drop the hair routine my hair looks [ __ ] insane right now cuz it's just stuffed into a hair Shea bear thank you for the one gifty thank you for the one gifty so I think I already talked about this but I'm going to be this is CRA look at this dude I'm going full mullet mode look at this oh yeah now that's a look look at this I'm about to start flying away look at these wings look at these Wings people huh look at these wings oh yeah check it out dude I look amazing right now look at this I like getting my hair I like growing my hair out because I can just kind of play with it and do whatever I want and I can just form these fun little hairstyles look at this what do I think about this I'm going to tug it back in you look like every guy in my state well that who the [ __ ] is walking around with hair like that dude that looks ridiculous C cork thank you for the tier one sub it's super bothering me that I don't remember what I was going to talk about uh does it leave a snail Trail thank thank you for the inquiry it does in fact not leave a snail Trail but I appreciate your question uh we're playing sdmp Minecraft that's the perfect segue actually thanks for mentioning that we're playing Minecraft on the sdmp and then I want I'm going to send this in here people I'm going to send this in here and a Perfection thank you for the two gifted uh do with this what you will this is a Google form and I just had this idea right before I was streaming go ahead and pin that and that's going to be it's it's a segment called fella solves your problems all right so type in whatever [ __ ] problem you're having having in your life and then I'll read that and then I'll solve it right here on stream in front of everyone and air out all your problems in front of everybody so keep that in mind keep that in mind that is what we will be doing so do that and that'll probably be at the end if there's enough people that give me their problems to discuss and I imagine it's going to be a lot of relationship [ __ ] I don't know what the [ __ ] I said to make me seem like the the all knowing relationship advice guy but we get a lot of that or maybe it's just you need someone to talk to I don't know a lot of this is people coming in here being like I just got broken up with what do I do and I'm like making dick and fart jokes and I have to break it up and be like I don't know man that sucks right that sucks [ __ ] my bad not my bad but sorry to hear it sorry to hear it but yeah any issue you have just throw it in there invalid link are you [ __ ] serious is that link invalid is that link invalid and is this fit valid the link is valid all right now answer this am I valid [ __ ] am I valid all right how about now though what about now okay what this will change your mind watch this hold on that's got to change your mind am I Val is that valid or not yeah yeah I lost you in the beginning but I caught you at the end there I know you like that that was sick I practiced that every single day uh in front of my mirror junior year of high school because I thought it'd be cool to learn and do that dance in front of people which was it not really but I the Billy bounce dude I can do it really quickly I'm very good at it anyways where's the link it is pinned it is pinned it is pinned check it out it's pinned check it out submit your issue or what have you it's going to be awesome 7.25 in 2.15 in in diameter 20° curved up all right well thanks for telling me your stats I guess I don't know don't know what to say chat is not pinned it is I'm looking at it right now all right ceremonial move from my main monitor to my second monitor I guess we'll get into the craft and then after that we're going to break into the the therapy session all right where I therapize you guys or whatever it's called Kyle thank you for the 10 months I used to go to therapy I don't go to therapy anymore um because I did because I have to do therapy online I did therapy in person for a little bit and then it was just me like crying in front of this old Asian woman and then I did it online for a while Ethan's big titty goth GF thanks for gifting queso a sub my best friend in the world uh but then I did this like online thing better help you may have heard of it and then I had like seven sessions and then on the last one he was like I just had a good week and it was like well my work here is done you're cured and I was like I don't think that's how therapy works but I guess I'll stop paying for this CU because it is kind of expensive Briana thank you for the six months you're cured you're you've been healed through the power of Christ amen amen dude now I just had a thought about therapy oh I blurry page thank you for the five gifted I've been seeing seen I've seen some Tik toks online like maybe not Tik toks maybe Tik toks and tweets just sometimes people being like Oh yeah I went to therapy and then the therapist was like in shock of how [ __ ] up my situation is just so [ __ ] up well your ex like cheated on you or something like what are we talking about you know like they probably have heard people confess murders to them you know like my therapist just [ __ ] sat in awe at the horrors that I told my therapist all right Nicole thank you for the 300 bits yeah I mean I went to therapy I never took their advice though so I was like what is the point in me doing therapy uh thank you [ __ ] saint for the prime sub Kitty Marie oh that's follow I guess thank you for the follow all right why is your setup backwards on Tik Tok hilarious question that surely you could figure out the answer to a room Moon thank you for the tier one sub appreciate it all right pictures of boobs are my therapy that's my Prozac it's pictures of boobs you know it has the same effect on me right all right let's load up Minecraft who's ready for some Minecraft bro come on Z off for life my grandpa started taking Z off recently and he seems to have a better outlook on life but I'm like dude you're a little tardy to the party man you're like 85 should have started taking Z off like forever ago Dude Mandy Hathaway thank you for the prime sub appreciate it spooky with the booty thank you for the tier one sub uh hot tub stream win I when I do a hot tub stream you guys are going to be like super duper duper disappointed I want to do it on the subathon that's coming up uh but I'm going to be wearing a swim shirt and I'm going to be in floaties also it's not going to be horny you know what I'm saying I'm going to be wearing a [ __ ] swim shirt and floaties dumb ass what do you think I be [ __ ] shirtless on stream hell no dude I love swim shirts I'm self-conscious about my small pink nipples London likes cheese thank you for the 10 months where is the link if you ask it one more time something bad is going to [ __ ] happen pinned all right so Tik Tok people I'm live on Twitch right now I'm sure you already know that it's kind of implied but check it out or don't do whatever you [Music] want I got beef with Tik Tok right now dude every [ __ ] time I get a strike on my channel for some [ __ ] they just like complete it's like 5% 4 You page ratio 90% following rate I'm like why why are you punishing me and I'm just there little [ __ ] and I just have to be like the link is a binned on mobile I've seen a bunch of people say that it's binned on mobile but I guess I'll send it one more time I'm on mobile and it's pinned interesting interesting I've never done well on YouTube shorts It's always Tik Tok and Instagram reels oh there's six people on the server so for those of you that don't know sdmp sleep deprived Minecraft server uh it's awesome Austin Gamers thank you for the prime sub you're never on my 40 page anymore yeah it's like week to week though like I was popping my puss for the past like four months and it was just this past week and it's just cuz I got that goddamn strike on my channel but I mean it's been going really well sdmp ending soon probably this might be the last sdmp stream ever you should do like am I the [ __ ] Reddit reactions that's kind of in the same vein what the [ __ ] is the server down have I been banned gleamy thank you for the tier one 6 months in advance appreciate it are you going to randomize the questions I'll cross that bridge when I get there hey hey hey my oomies are on bro my oomies are on right now oh you guys hear a little gamus Kota thank you for the two months I barely know what oomy means G this oh my [ __ ] God I have something to tell you guys that I found out about I need you to listen to me and I need you to listen to me good so all right let me explain something to you people so it's pissing me off so this guy you know how bird was like he'll eat any you can you can throw anything to him and he'll eat it and it's awesome so I was just throwing this [ __ ] like a bunch of stuff and it's like oh he's eating it oh yeah and I'd give him glass and he's like give him diamonds and iron he loves diamonds and iron he loves that stuff so we were recording with like schlatt and everybody the other day so I check this [ __ ] doesn't eat [ __ ] this [ __ ] doesn't eat [ __ ] dude it just goes straight into the floor into these chests so I've just been giving gimbus all of my stuff he's like oh he loves iron he loves diamonds and stuff and I and look at this it is a it's a trap I feel like a fool I feel like a dumbass oh my God and I was just and and literally I told everyone I told everyone cuz on oh hey hold on hey man oh my mic was muted what the Bro going on bro yeah what's up dude hold on let me turn my I can't hear you over the sound of this [ __ ] do you know the lore behind this guy I was just ranting about it anyway also good to see you Travis I don't think we've talked before no not before but you seem pretty lit so far thanks dude so you want to take a pick yeah let's take a real let's take a flick real quick dude is there a way to selfie mode it or what I actually have no idea oh take pop that FL I messed up I think I messed up did it work all right well that I mean that's a nice little candid of me I can take one of you I don't know if I have I actually don't have a camera or paper oh hey look at that I swear to [ __ ] if you don't stop giggling I hate this guy and I'm going to explain why here in a little bit okay yeah word all right let me get you right do I look awesome you look awesome let's go I can't remember how to take oh there we go perfect look at that oh wait where is it there it is look at that self-portrait I didn't know you were getting undressed for that that was like that scene in the Titanic I mean I saw you get undressed so I just thought I would match the vibe you know yeah I appreciate that I appreciate you matching my energy so what's up with you and this guy let me tell you about this little [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] guy so it's actually not his fault he is the Martyr here um bird boy who lives here and owns this little guy is he he would tell me he'd be like hey man this little gimbus he'll eat anything you can just throw him anything and he's like he especially loves diamonds and iron and all that stuff this little guy little gimbus look he just eats anything word okay oh my God he's eating everything right he's eating everything that's what you would think and I told everyone in the server I'm like check this little Goblin out he eats everything all right mhm now look at this oh no as it turns out I've been hoodwinked oh my God he ain't needing nothing Hook Line and Sinker dude he doesn't eat anything he does oh my God there's the glass bottles I gave him two days ago yep he doesn't eat anything he eats nothing dude is this all a all a ploy yeah it's just all a play for bird to get a bunch of stuff and I feel betrayed I'm going to agree with you I can't believe it I thought all my food was going to a good cause but apparently not oh wait what the bruh what the bruh it's not where I expected to come out of so he said to you that he eats everything yes and I like a fool was like telling everybody I was like check this out and everyone was kind of like that doesn't seem right and it is in fact not right you know what's actually real I think is really funny is it's there's three very clear rules and I think we have actually broken all three of them in the last two minutes we actually did break every single rule just now we didn't we did we took a picture we fed him and then we did in fact tap on the glass we just broke broke we speed ran breaking all these rules so that's pretty sweet but I think I think he's down to eat these glass bottles again for a second time though yeah that's what you would think but really it's just going in this little thieves chest dude I can't believe some people I thought I thought I was being nice and feeding some people who needed it but I guess not the gall of some people exactly this is like I haven't heard that word in so long but still I agree yeah I'm trying to bring back words that nobody really uses anymore yeah such as G that's a good one and like trousers oh that's a really good one it's a solid one but like this is like if you if someone approached you and was like hey man would you like to donate to the starving kids Foundation okay and then and then it as it turns out you're just lining someone else's Pockets with your money there's actually no starving kids that's what this feels like into an offshore bank account and we have no idea the whole time exactly I can't believe it I feel awful I feel heartbroken we need to step away from this guy because I hate his giggling yeah he's really starting to bug me oh he just laughed at you just for walking away that little taunt right there this guy that's [ __ ] I might kill him I don't know I'm thinking about it I'm thinking about it I got a loaded gun in my pocket oh Nathan's lifestyle thank you for the tier one sub so your robe this looks nice is it silk yeah man it's nice and silky this is a robe that I have in real life I'm not wearing it now but I you know this was modeled after my person or me I guess do you do you look like a chimpanzee yeah this is exactly what I look likey hell yeah dude I had to add the glasses for uh for true to life you know for comedic effect oh for true to life because you wear glasses exactly yeah yeah R Ruben Mike thank you for the prime sub um I everyone's telling me to go find John Freedom have you spoke with John Freedom yet I've I'm goingon to be honest not at all I've been far far away but I've just returned recently welcome back thank you let's find John Freedom unless you're busy let's do it no let's do it I'm down yay do you think he's somewhere around here or what I don't know I might have to maybe I'll start singing a patriotic song you know that song that's like well put a boot in your ass it's the American way hey Uncle Sam you know what I'm talking about wait I think I've heard that before yeah yeah you probably heard it on like every fourth of July yeah exactly here in America it's real echo in here oh wait I think I have what I used to have a cloak of invisibility what yeah I got it the other day it was awesome dude how do you have so many cool things um kind of just begging and then people will throw me stuff sometimes ooh okay I might try that yeah ah this might be a lost cause oh I still have your camera oh yeah I might need that back there we go cool no more film hopefully there's no photo bille moments hopefully we don't have to take any pictures oh my god oh that was a close one narrow Miss wait so what's up with the lore on this blue guy oh have you not when was the last time you were on the server um fairly new my first time playing was like uh like a week ago I think oh [ __ ] dude yeah Mr Blue Rocks Mr Blue is um oh wow you I was like turning to talk to you over here and you were to my left I was like wow he did did he get the invisibility cloak um did a little trick on you yeah Mr Blue he's a a funny little fun character he doesn't exactly he he talks in a funny way he's always dropping little funny on liners he's the best okay it's Luca big pants I'm pretty positive oh really there's a good picture of him over here there he is he's got mogging fatigue three oh my would you have you been on a proper tour around the server honestly no not at all I know where some things are but not a proper tour like that do you know what the chod boat is I know of it but I have no idea where it is oh you've never been let me show you sometimes I just like stroll upon it without even wanting to be there and it's just right there you know yeah let me let me show you my home I live in the right ball of the CH boat the right ball got it mhm sounds like some awesome real estate it it I mean it was expensive but worth it the resale value is going to be insane oh that's what you like to hear mhm mhm a big real estate guy and I know a good property when I see one I heard uh there's someone on this place that's got a fair amount of properties around here dude I've been trying to like figure out some plots to build stuff and this all the real estate it's just gone that's what I was thinking but I found the perfect spot I can show you after if you want excellent I would love to see it oh my God so I also think uh Joko and John Freedom are over here maybe oh really maybe someone in my chat said it's giving you that hint all right let me show you this [ __ ] oh let me see it I can't wait dunun Cho hey let's go yeah oh it's oh it's hoe compliant okay yeah oh it's oh okay that's new it's hoe compliant that's right ladies that's right ladies you hear that come on it's safe for y'all you're in the right I need I need five freaky ass hoes on the sdmp right now I need five freaky oh my god did someone take my captain sparkle picture what oh this left one was there another one here on the left oh there was a oh I remember what I did with it I put it on Josh's flag never mind oh okay I forgot I did that ien even seen wow it's awesome this gu is awesome yeah dud this so these are the digs this is the Ry ball I live here uh and then you know you can we can check out the shaft um oh wow so this is it we've got the Goon corner here as well oh man it's a shame we used all of our film I might have some paper I'm trying to get a picture of everyone see this is the Goon Corner oh my God we haven't cleaned it in quite some time oh my and you're just hopping right in there wow yeah you just kind of sit here and then you hang out for a little bit that looks awesome wait you you don't have extra any extra paper do you I think I do around here somewhere I just don't have anything organized at all in any way shape or form is the paper stored in the balls the oh I found some right here we do keep the paper in the balls bottom left bottom right of the bottom left there we go take one of the take one of the papers I'll I'll snap your flick in the Goon corner I'm not a monster I swear there we go here you go thanks man and there you go I might let me see if I have uh what are they called I guess I can use this one there we go oh picture got it all right get sit yourself in the Goon Corner let me sit right down here o quite viscous in here it's it's quite VI it's like have you ever had french onion soup oh my yes soup it's like french onion soup where the top is like I'm not get to you you know what French onion Su yeah yeah you don't need to I'm not going to delve into details so here we go say I'm gooning I'm gooning let me tell you that was the first time I've ever said that word aloud incredible and there you go I'm one with the gang the gooning gang you're forever forever immortalized in the the Hall of goon the Goon Hall this is awesome thank you so much yeah of course man you know when you get started on a bit and then it just goes so far and so long that you're like what am I even doing that's what this feels like you did the first one and you're like oh someone else is here I'll add me oh wait someone else is here I'll do that and then just kept going yeah and then slowly but surely it's like everyone I just have to be like guys sit in the c corner wouldn't that be funny wouldn't that be hilarious if we sat in the c corner and took a picture of you ha have you seen this picture of Joe Biden and Obama kissing that's [Applause] awesome I didn't even put this up there but I mean it's a nice crou dude I don't even know how to put pictures up like that you need a frame and then uh the camera and the paper and all that stuff oh so you like just like just straight up and you can make it as big as you want so like here's your picture like if I wanted to I could be like peep this [ __ ] yeah y yeah yeah y yeah oh my God and then you know plop your picture right there oh my God and that actually fills up the space pretty nicely yeah exactly I might just keep it up there I'm glad I'm the I'm the big one you're the big one dude you're the biggest gooner of them all for first time I'm I'm glad to be a part of the I feel so welcome it's good to have you here let's so that's the dick pretty much that's the Chad there's a [ __ ] ring it's it's coming and peeing it's hilarious is what it is so that's what oh oh my God I get that now that y that makes sense right because yeah which normally appropriate normally that wouldn't happen because that would hurt a lot but you know it's a video game we can do whatever we want yeah exactly exactly that makes sense I mean it doesn't make sense but it makes sense you know I I had no part in constructing this this wiener um but I I just moved in I've been kind of mooching off of everybody oh yeah okay my chat wants me to show you that it this is another if you thought that bit was you know not that great get ready for this one oh I'm ready oh [ __ ] and then there's the Twin Towers over there like M 11 or whatever um yeah that's what the that's what the streets have been calling it that that's good but over here I built so I did this okay so that's new um so I so I started this chain this kind of on MOG Island this sort of you know oh MOG Island yeah this MOG chain you face app your face so I started right here and then you know everyone's just been adding to the chain slowly but [Laughter] surely oh so someone added to the chain and then you doubled down yeah so then I was like going to stand for this [ __ ] yeah and at first it was just me and him one V one like two wizards battling and then Mr Blue came in and then meow Rizza came in okay and then you know so on and so forth chain yeah that makes sense so feel free to add yourself if you would like dude there's so many first for me today I've never used a face app before oh dude you got it I pay $7.99 a month for that for that [ __ ] and I literally just do this all the time 79 $7.99 a month I have a lot of dumbass subscriptions the MOG subscription that's awesome yeah so this you know money out of my pocket to make this happen right here it it's worth you've gotten you've gotten some leverage from it it seems yeah it's kind of you know it was it was fun and maybe maybe we'll keep adding to it and my chat is reminding me of another I'm not going to show him the prostate exam office but you could probably guess what that means I'm be honest I have no idea you don't know what a frost exam is no I do but like not in the context of this of the Ser well I don't even know how I would accomplish it on the server but um oh am I trolling wait were you just trying to have me examine your no no no no I'm I I mean okay well now I'll I'll show you it's just a it's just a dumbass house that I never finished it was supposed to be a doctor's office that uh that where I give free the whole bit was like you know free prostate exams like come on in you know I can look at your butthole okay okay but I just don't know really please send me a letter please send me a letter there's a lot of funny images scattered throughout here I don't even remember where I put this oh it's this shitty ass building I found it I can't build anything oh I'm in that club then this is the only real estate I could find on top of this hill yeah so I haven't finished it I started the last time that I played this uh and then I was like this would be a funny bit and then when it got to making the building I was like oh this sucks so oh so much work yeah free prostate exams and then it's a piece of [ __ ] I could look at this look how small this is but this is where it's supposed to happen this is the exam room yeah it's nice and dark make you comfortable but then I don't know what actually happened like am I supposed to punch their Minecraft character I don't know so you've never done one but you have a bunch of free one free ones lined up or what yeah I've got once I get the the shop open once I get the shop fully in business we'll get we'll get to examining the prostate it looks like you're in pretty good business right now you just need a receptionist it seems yeah I need a receptionist and I need clientele no one is too interested oh I mean free I'm surprised no one's jumping on that I know it makes me feel like I'm the problem I mean what's weird about that it makes me feel like I'm the issue here and the comfortable attic where it gets done like what more can people ask for right you guys me to tell me you're not comfortable in this building with no light at all and the smallest room ever yeah I don't get it I don't get it either but yeah that's that's those are literally all my contributions to the server for you know a month and a half that I've been on here hey let's go you already done more than I have yeah you know I do what I can like kind of just run around and talk to people that's really all I do some people hit the grind button like Josh is [ __ ] just building crazy [ __ ] and getting stacked all the time that's not something I understand yeah and I'm like what if I gave prostate exams in Minecraft or something what about that an ingenious idea guys make a doctor's office guys they're going to love this one on sdmp cliff they're going to love this one on the sleep deprived Channel what if I have a proposal what if we made a video about me giving you guys prostate exams in Minecraft working out well what can I say everyone's telling me to find John freedom I heard he's over here somewhere that's that's what the streets have been telling me as well this is insane RJ not musty thank you for the prime sub I will never forget when I'm talking to people it's hard for me to talk to the chat I'll be I'll be ripping with y'all later hope y'all enjoy yeah I if I remember correctly John freedom is a guy from one of schlatt's videos that like had a bedroom tour or something I saw him added to the Discord today and he's you know more than I he's really about his business he stands up for this country from what I've seen so far having spoken two sentences to him in ingame chat he seems like he's about his business M I bet he knows that one Co Toby Keith Kobe teeth that one Toby Keith song that I was singing earlier oh yeah yeah yeah people are saying he's at the church there's a church which is this way yeah they have a confessional Bo booth in there I went in there and confess my sins oh I've seen that I've seen that I believe the concept of that is always been crazy to me like a confessional Booth yeah let me just tell you all my bad things and you'll relinquish me of my sins yeah like what am I supposed to tell my pastor I've been jerking off I don't want to do that it's mad uncomfortable JFK JFK oh yeah yep Josh Fried Chicken I'm guessing or John F Kennedy chicken with a K I believe [Laughter] it chicken with I guess it would make the same sound you know where the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] Church I can't remember you've been on this place as long as oh I remember I remember I remember we're on the complete opposite side this way okay I'm following you I will say I've got a chicken nugget and a half of food remaining so this Sprint life is not about me I have uh I have cooked chicken for you is it with a K with a K yeah it's it's cooked chicken with a K the C and the K are switched and chicken so it's k h i c c n chicken oh keep that in mind have to remember that e e e e e e you're going to have to inquire with the sleeve deprived podcast members they at the church all right I love the church biggie biggy Biggie can't you see are you only playing Minecraft tonight no I'm playing Minecraft I'm going to mingle a little bit and then I'll probably go out on my own journey and then I'm doing the fella solves your problems thing so stick around that Forum that's pinned right now click that tell me your problems we'll do it to the end have you seen a white person dance better than black people no I don't know if you just saw that that I just did they like transcended race that was like maybe the best dance that's ever happened oh they're at the capital okay I wonder if my picture is still up there it is everyone salute yes yep everyone salute stand up all rise for the American flag people good Lord we need a revamp on the American flag honestly I feel like it's pretty outdated we need to revamp on the national anthem too I think Yeet should have a feature at least I don't know man for like two hours I I am [ __ ] dying I think I hear John Freda it's it's all part of the American dream wait yeah the American dream yeah oh my God hey man he's so goddamn handsome hey thank you joh you're so you're so Freedom yeah that's that's me uh democracy man himself hell yeah dude I have been sent here by Jesus Christ to personally S turn This Server around yeah make it life make it more patriotic yeah exactly it's what it what it needs I'm picking up what you're putting down have you seen the new American flag over here have you seen it have you seen it flying over the capital yeah Travis was just telling me it's uh one side is like the stars and the other is like the naked man uh that would be uh that would be uh you know Jordan Marone AKA Captain Sparkles in all his glory I put that guy up there really wow what a hunk of a man I just feel like use him in the Army that's what I'm saying dude he should be on the front lines bullets flying off of his chest I mean you could [ __ ] deflect them with the pecs of that Jesus yeah one one peck bounce he's taking out a platoon of soldiers damn right Soldier johned he could be the captain what where did this come from I just heard you say he could be the captain I turned around you have a ghast on your head he could be the captain oh what was that oh you're [ __ ] terrifying that's his makeup routine he wears it and he looks beautiful most beautiful man I have ever seen John Freedom does your throat hurt sometimes occasionally maybe I don't know I I've sort of gotten used to this over the three years I've been doing it does uh it's like you know how death metal bands when the lead sing when they go on tour there's like a certain way that they yell that doesn't damage their vocal cords I don't know if you tapped into that maybe I I think maybe I have um maybe not totally but uh definitely a little bit you know and then I do a little uh do a little tapping it reminds me of s like you could use another cigarette yeah it sounds like you eat cigarettes it sounds like you eat cigarettes for breakfast bowl of cigarettes and how did you know that's exactly what I do that's the secret and you know what I drink alongside that uh Jack Daniels hopefully yes but also raw [ __ ] petroleum it helps me keep uh the voice in check as well there we go I can hear it yeah yeah I can really hear the petroleum you know it reminds me of um when we would watch those videos in elementary school and they'd be like don't smoke or you'll end up like this lady and she's like I have to shower away from the shower head because the water will get in my sto that's what all my followers sound like they sound just like me they I'm recruiting an army of people who CH out like chain smokers hell yeah dude but I'll pick up the have it let's go how have you enjoyed yourself on the server so far John Freedom I've been here for May about an hour or two and uh I'm not going to lie it's missing a lot of freedom I mean those pcks could be eight times bigger and they're not think about how much better our universe would be if Jordan [ __ ] Captain sparkle picks were bigger I think that would do wonders for us as a nation I agree I think I can get behind you with that we need this flag all over the server is what we need we need massive Flags dude they need to be [ __ ] enormous yeah it's kind of it's kind of upsetting there's only one I think this is only one flag on the entire server you know what else it's kind of like small and pathetic I mean it only has three goddamn red stripes I know that's guy but that's not as many as there are that I I do think I remember there being more stripes yeah you remember three red stripes right now Lydia thank you for the two months yeah that's that's not enough I think there's four red stripes no you're out of your mind I think there's three you know what upon further investigation it is three stripes I think we can determine this now really only is three it's looking like three you know want to change my mind John Freedom John Freedom when I get this step back and get this better view I'm really only seeing three stripes from here yeah yeah when you really take it all in you're really I'm godamn [ __ ] right it's three Amen brother have you you know the one song the Toby Keith song that's like hey Uncle will put a boot in your ass it's the American way hey Uncle Sam you know that one yeah I know that song I feel like that's your Anthem dude that's what do you think of that song I I you know what can I tell you guys a secret will you keep it mhm I uh I go to bed sometimes and I listen to that song beat I fall asleep to it like it's ASMR when Toby Keith died I took off work for two and a half weeks that's how devast I was Mak um I had another question I forgot what it was oh [ __ ] maybe you should use that BR ears and figure it out I'm thinking I'm think wait did Toby Keith die or am I getting it mixed up with somebody tub did die lot to around there oh I remember what I was going to say are you uh what do you think think about these stupid [ __ ] British people oh my [ __ ] God they're so disgusting dude ew if you've ever watched my amazing YouTube channel that has 7 million subscribers you can know that I am advocating for a total nuclear destruction of the island because who needs it I don't think we do vote John freedom for president of the United stage yeah God damn it finally someone saying something I can get behind someone's saying what we are all thinking yeah someone's saying what we are all thinking gather the nukes press the button I mean our politicians are so weak for not nuking Britain already so goddamn weak we've got a bunch of [ __ ] in office we got to we need our we need our lick back we do need our leg back we got to get our [ __ ] image back it's a nation it's what George Washington would have wanted that's right George Washington's lead poisoned ass he was he was awesome was he really lead poisoned yeah heard about this you haven't heard about this dude his teeth his teeth were made of lead so he was yeah towards the end of his life he was just like a [ __ ] absolutely manic lead poisoned person like when he crossed the ch Channel like that that how he I actually don't remember the story very well but he went across the [ __ ] yeah yeah the Delaware and they were like nobody's going to go across this River they would have to be [ __ ] crazy to do that he was crazy cuz he was poisoned with lead and he did it and he was like and he you know he had lead teeth he had well that's what George Washington said like he's like he had lead teeth and then he had uh you know human teeth in there too also need human teeth never right are you saying human teth human teeth that weren't his own correct oh yes he did in fact have human teeth that were not his own and led in there knowing guy aren't you I know I don't know a lot about history other than the presidents I know a lot about the presidents cuz I think it's fascinating right right right K pulk died of chronic diarrhea that's a fun little story you hate to see it folks you hate to see it William Henry Harrison the guy that uh he was in office for like three months and [ __ ] died he was like everyone thought he was a big giant [ __ ] and he was like I'm going to prove that I'm not a big giant [ __ ] yeah 28 days that's what it was I he was like I'm going to prove he was like I'm going to prove I'm not a big giant [ __ ] and I'm going to give a speech in the middle of winter with a coat so he was like in short sleeve oh and he gave this whole speech and then people were really they were like you're kind of still a [ __ ] and then he died of hypothermia like right after that I guess just proving that he's you know a big giant puss yeah that's kind of an L for James K poke can we get an L for James K pooke on the chat couldn't [ __ ] make it dumbass Ro couldn't even last the shortest month of the year H good [ __ ] [ __ ] uh get [ __ ] poke get [ __ ] dude old ass that one guy uh oh [ __ ] Andrew Jackson he died with like seven bullets in his body cuz like if anybody or like Teddy Roosevelt Teddy Roosevelt would fist fight the heavyweight champion of the country he because he in his mind he was like I got to be the strongest guy in the country that makes sense upon the president so he would call up the heavyweight boxing champ and they would [ __ ] scrap in the Oval Office and he went blind in one eye cuz the heavyweight champ [ __ ] knocked his eye out and he never admitted to it anyways anyways wait who was the president that was like really really fat and he had a heart attack in the bathtub that would be T that be ta he didn't he didn't have a heart attack at the bathtub but he did he had to get crane lifted into the bath that's what it was yes yes yes cuz he was too big I heard a story that he got stuck in there cuz he was so [ __ ] large they had to pull him out yeah he was the thickest president of all time God I envy him I wish I was more like him honestly I wish I needed a get out of the he was a big boy but he was big for the time so like he was about the size of the people you see in Walmart or something on this little like on the little like rly you know the mobile yeah I race I race people like that in Walmart with those I I get all the senior citizens together we have races I love Walmart it's fun people are saying in Chad that my my autistic fixation is showing which it is I'm staming my I'm like do you guys want learn about the president no they're lying American presidents are the best thing that ever happened to Gods great Earth amen America let's let's would like to show you John Freedom have you how how much of the server have you seen have you heard of the Choo have you seen the Cho oh dude no I [ __ ] waddled over here killed a couple zombies and killed more Communists that's all I've really seen there you go he actually asking me for a tour a tour of the server but I'm probably just as map ignorant as he is real so I'll I'll I'll give you guys a little a little something I know a couple things here's the church this is where you go to confess your sins all that good stuff you know you sinned enough you'll go this confessional Booth God I hate Sinners so bad that's what I'm saying be to Jesus amen love Jesus amen that's what I'm saying Our Father who are in son H or [ __ ] Our Father who are in heaven Hallowed be thy name Our Father who art and son H so this I don't know what the [ __ ] this area is oh that's a bee I thought another person was oh no there's there's let's see there's there's a gambling ring over here I don't know if you guys get down with gambling I sure do I love gambling my life away oh yeah freed savings am I right amen dude that's how my parents l theun you can only lose 100% of what you gamble but you could win way more than that P and that statistic that statistic keeps me going that's a great mindset to have John Freedom how do you feel about that ooey gooey icky sticky green do you smoke a big weed or no oh yeah I uh I've uh touched it once MH and uh quite frankly I'm waiting for the more American version to come out um there's some gas patriotic of you do with that what you will yo this this is John Freedom Live smoking a blunt that's that's spy need to hold a flint and steel damn it correct I don't have a flint and steel I don't have a light on my person I got a light I got a light there we go Travis thank you you love to see it folks yeah oh dude yeah oh he's getting lit he's getting rowdy in America today that's that gas that's that gas to make you talk to devil but anyways oh my [ __ ] god Dam off the Spy donkey the Spy donkey the Spy taking the spliff to the Dome piece smoking that [ __ ] that killed JFK dude you know what I'm saying come on John yeah John Freedom cedy oh my God holy oh my God I'm starving to death oh right you have the munchies that'll happen [Laughter] here yeah that'll happen dude John Freedom reaction that'll happen you get the you get the munchies all right so come over this way yes sir and then I I guess I completely forgot about the tour part so this is these are some houses here I think Ted owns one of these houses or something but you can see the silhouette and John Freedom you might want to avert your eyes this is uh like the Twin Towers you know prior to September 11 2001 prior to mine 11 if you will I don't know if you can see the silhouette M 11 M 11 God yeah every every creeper on this server is a follower of the Isis caliphate they need to be liberated we need to stop Isis we need to stop Isis on the sdmp it hasn't happened yeah dude I've got some Insider information about who's in Isis on the sdmp we got to hunt down ISIS so all right so look at this so here's where I live it's called the chod Bood it's pretty welln named it's a CH why does it look like two ball sacks and a little thing in the middle right that would be the Chad that would be the dick oh dude you call so I live here you love it you'll love to see it yeah I live in the right ball here um you know the more you observe the more you notice there's a [ __ ] ring uh oh Jesus Christ pissing and coming at the same time it's very patriotic it also looks like stink PID 3 months fine but yeah I who is there anyone that lives in the other ball like a like a like a left ball liver yeah there is I think he lives in the shaft actually but sneak snag lives here so this is my this is my area um I live here in the right ball that would be another picture of Captain Sparkles but he's in a ma costume this is a dear God this is an image that I found quite funny is that real I think it's real I'm ging yeah yeah oh God yeah it's America's favorite pastime you guys ever G before I quite a go man oh well you're going to love this next area check it out it's the Goon Corner oh my God is that avert your eyes John [Music] Freedom John Freedom avert your eyes oh God damn it my beautiful avert your eyes is sit in the go sit in the Goon Corner it'll make you feel better oh what oh je wait it hasn't been cleaned in quite some time about that one quite honestly well everyone that steps into my home has to take a picture in the Goon corner it's how it works so get in there say I'm gooning God Bless America close enough so then I'll put your image over here once I get a picture frame oh my God you got [ __ ] you got the whole cast in it huh yeah I got the whole gang of the mob I mean this has been built up for quite some time I don't know if you have ever eaten french onion soup what did you just say nothing it doesn't matter all right no no French oh [ __ ] I forgot about that American onion soup isn't real handsome you know this that's true anyways anyways anyways we have to stop the French yeah from making more soup they're Imports here I got you a I got you a quick little frame to commemorate this moment oh God a frame oh you got me oh [ __ ] yeah all right let me put it there we go and you've been officially added I'm going to I'm going to fill this and slowly but surely I mean we're we're building out I mean look at this we're getting everyone on here right right on the server slowly but surely right and what's the plan once you collect all the Infinity Stones so to speak see that's a good question I don't really know where I'm going with this bit but I'll cancel across that bridge when I get there the train track has to end at some point we got to figure that out we got to figure that out that is a well said sentence the train TR does have to end at some point that is true and that's a metaphor for thought like that let me see what Joko is doing huge Intel huge Intel I am want to know the cigarette John Freedom sounded like a little horse I love a goddamn cigarette got to get my lighter oh I don't actually have another playing with my balls I mean building my balls that's a that's an invitation if I've ever heard one it sounds like we're being invited to play with some balls big ball lover in the chat hello big ball come on Thorns thank you for the two months sentence him the balls now thank you oh we got the Intel oh let's go 11034 far distance away oh that's not far at all it's just this way oh I'm very bored I'm very bored I don't give a [ __ ] I'm not holding you here at gunpoint dude what what do you want sketch is live I think you want to check him out sketch is live right now I'm pretty sure I'm having a jolly good time I originally planned on uh I originally planned on going on my own little adventure and just riffing with Chad but I'm having a good time right now all right I don't know what to tell you the door's over there sister that's like the same energy as someone being like a just announcing to the class that they have to leave to go to a doctor's appointment they're like uh guys I got to go just to let you know that I'm I'm going now I'm going now everyone enjoys school right now everyone enjoys school right now uh I I'm going to leave okay I'm gone don't miss me I'm gone I'm leaving oh sketch is offline well sorry there's someone out there sorry guys I was deafened you blew your damn a out that's what you did that's what oh yeah dude I've got you down to negative 8 88% all the all the people in my stream at like 1% you than for the one minimum volume the the what a way to stream Yeah Baby Oh wait [ __ ] I forgot the chords what did he say 834 oh [ __ ] we might have to get in the we might have to get in a boat oh the United States Navy we got a construct it the United States Navy leaving the shores of Normandy or whatever leaving Nory or rch I don't really know I told you all I know is the presidents and that's it I don't know anything else I'll build a boat build a boat it's like builda bear for boats love it Build A Bear for boats happen to have um wood for two oh I got check this out yeah yeah oh yeah you love to see it baby love no [ __ ] see it rock and roll people go forward [Music] yeah woo Uncle Sam's will put a boot in your ass is the American way yle came to to riding on a stuck a feather in his called it macaroni stuck a feather in his ass and called it macaroni oh wonderful all right St the beach gentlemen [ __ ] you're going the right way excellent very onward and upward I think I'm going the right way I think it should just be over this hill Oh I know where this oh wait no I don't ow I need to put on my armor Yaga [ __ ] Cy got his ass bro oh [ __ ] wait so okay let just straight ahead I'm hitting him with chicken that's why he's not dying I was wondering oh y'all getting [ __ ] up bro see oh God bless you well this is one Mossy ball oh here we go we're at we've arrived at the ball [Applause] peopleall oh we're here I knew a guy with one ball in high school he would let everyone know all the time hey open it up it's the police do you need a step tool honey it's the police oh no they found us oh am I getting arrested for being too goated sir you're under arrest for what you're going to have to kiss me on the mou barric I'm going to be so guilty yeah it's one it's one of those I one I'm one of those cops I'm a cop you see it like a bachelorette party come on people let's go you got you got stuff for a chair you ready to like can I get a can I get a chair to sit down sit down brother man hold on I the oh yes yes let's go I've been waiting sit down and and spread wide yes yeah yeah take that you piece of sh [ __ ] long time for this thank you Nixon are you seeing this this is your America this is what's happening the [ __ ] liberals with the soft lips nobody even yells Blitz Bama Blitz anymore nobody yells roll time this is B pronoun Burger they just want pronoun burger and liberal fries it sucks one of you good cop and bad cop cuz I know you're a freaky cop I'm freaky cop you're freaky I'm freaky I'm freaky cop Travis is good cop John Freedom's bad cop but I'm freaky cop they're you know they they do the investigation you know they're whatever [ __ ] good cop bad cop but then I come in I'm like freaky cop let's take a break y take a freak break oh man freaky cup you're going to freaky jail oh my God oh my God I'm being assault why is this goat so [Laughter] angry I don't know there are a lot of ghosts around here I didn't put them here I think I just I went through mitosis at some point yeah he eats cigarettes is the thing he eats cigarettes he's on pack number three what happens this is actually Steve from Jackass and he's joined us makes a lot of sense dude I saw your new congratulations I mean is there really any challenge I'm John fre of course I'd be [ __ ] invited yeah I have 700 million Subs true he's the biggest he's the biggest Patriot oh I got to solve the math problem the greatest John Freedom was 36 - 89 real American Patriots American school system do not know basic math this guy definitely has a 3.0 GPA this is great A three say it's John freedom in the range of 100 well maybe 3.0 in the other subjects but in in American history A++ brother you got it right yeah yeah 100% Inay patriotism 100% 100% in um y you know standing up for the national anthem and saluting the flag yeah yeah got got F minus in kneeling the flag every time the jrc kids pass me in college I salute to them cuz they too oh yeah are part of the movement you gotta get out of their way they might you know recruit you if you're not careful enough I'll give them a I I remember seeing them in when I was in school I would see them on like the the like you know Square are like the the common area and they'd be doing marches when I was walking to class and they would wear their suits to like class in the cafeteria and I'm like why can't you do all this without the camo stuff on but now I've changed my ways because I'm a tried and true patriot yeah gay in brother got to love it gay in Brother come on gay in gay in bring it in hold some hands yeah yeah yeah gay in what do you think about that John Freedom huh yeah they're they're just oh my God you know that President Reagan is watching this right now you know Ronald Reagan is watching for the heaven guys I have more [ __ ] president facts it was my autistic hyper fixation I have so many presid Thomas Jefferson Thomas Jefferson wrote some he wrote and this never got passed obviously because it's like the 17 1800s but you know there was stuff about he like passed um like ratifications to bills with like rights to for gay people and like you know people in marginalized Community when he was in you know office back then it obviously didn't get P but it's kind of crazy that he was kind of on that wave but he proposed it he was on that wave but then he also kind of owned people so you know maybe that I do remember that part words can only go so far but he did he was ahead of his time maybe that's why maybe that's why Hamilton was like that I've I've never seen hamilt I [ __ ] hate the Hamilton Musical and I talk about this all the time Oh you mean Alexander Hamilton Brother G gay men gay land with gay men you love see you love see it there's so many gay men could you imagine at the end of church service they said gay men instead of men brother things would be easier I T you just slide that in at the end of a prayer see if anybody catches on but uh Hamilton I don't know if you guys have seen Hamilton but I can break it down for you literally every song I have yeah it's just like loves it I know nothing about it it's white people rap is what it is it's like very like every sing in there exactly you SE that guy every single song sounds like a I think it was Obama hey everybody I'm Hamilton and then I'm walking down the street and then I sign the thing and then I went up to the thing and then I signed it again and my name is Alexander Hamilton that's what all the songs sound like it's true you can tell when Lynn menuel Miranda writes song cuz they all [ __ ] sound like that it pisses me it pisses me off so bad when I see his name on a new like animated movie cuz I know it's going to suck yeah cuz you know it's going to eat [ __ ] out of the balls of Christ it's going to be an awful out of the balls of yeah that doesn't even I think you invented a new phrase yeah it doesn't even make sometimes I just sometimes to just throw words together and see what sticks I guess so huh John Freedom I'm turning you up John Freedom's been itching to blow this [ __ ] up I can just tell sit there with his [ __ ] TNT he's just like I not intend I'm blowing the ball up it's great it's a ball you please don't bust my nut bro please don't nost your balls freaky cop is back freaky cop is back I'm here to bust nut Jesus should I turn John Freedom all the way up for like 2 seconds should I turn him all the way up for like one second is it worth the bit I'm going to do it John Freedom anyway I just turns you up to 300% just to see what it sounded like I don't I wouldn't recommend that you you might suffer damages oh that was incredible again ow oh my God no no no no oh God Y no no 300% volume definitely mistake that's not the move that was awesome that's not is Travis still there he is an active effort to stand on the opposite side of the bul Mr burrito thank you for the prime sub you got to do what you gotta do anyway I plan on blowing up only things that are Canadian British um lanberg have you ever God destroy it God it's so bad sorry sorry have you ever thought about this though a ner sorry hit a nerve have you ever thought about this um uh if you were to take the first letter of the three countries Canada United States and Mexico and you would put them together what does that make I think that spells the word no no you start start from Canada [Music] can come yeah oh my God damn shit's crazy that's so crazy I didn't even my whole you just changed my outlook that's how I that's how I so good at geography it's made up fun acronyms like that yeah well what scenario would that be useful [Music] exactly no stop asking [ __ ] questions Travis what the [ __ ] get stop asking questions stop asking questions on fault test they go what would happen if you used the first letter from Canada United States and Mexico and put them in order and if you don't get it right you yeah that is on the uh card that is on the US citizenship test and and that's why I know it out it's cuz I came here preparing us for our future yeah I don't like how you're looking at me okay yeah I'm scared of these bastards they're gonna [ __ ] kill me should we kill these goats stalkers uh I'm kind of my gangstalkers these are my gangstalkers galk CRA I had the craziest experience when I was in the city the other day a woman walks up to me in the train station and she's she points at my friends and I and go were you guys laughing and I was going and we were like yeah we were laughing and they're like oh so you're the gangstalkers the gang stalkers I was like oh and she was like yeah she looks at me she points directly at me she goes and you look like me when I was younger so you have to be the Remake I was like the Remake the Remake what the [ __ ] I don't even what are the gangstalkers it's like a th okay in the in the simplest way to explain it's like a crazy it's a very common anxiety like a really bad anxiety that people um who have like hallucinations happen oh I thought this was like The Outsiders where it's like a bunch of greasers or something and they're like yeah no she was she was actually right cuz we started approaching her and we were like snapping our fingers that like are really concer see that's that was in my head I was thinking it was one time this is not even that much related it's sort of related um it it is a story where someone also approached me with something crazy I was in a Walgreens of the city one time and then this dude this uh black guy came up to me and he was like hey are you uh mixed and I was like huh no and if you know what I look like I am the furthest person from Mi I'm like sheet wife you might be the West man alive I look like I'm taking a look at your skin right now I'm looking I look like if Greek yogurt was a guy that's like what I look like I look like if cage cheese became a person or something you're in those Activia commercials yeah I'm I'm I'm as you know I say Godly and stuff like I'm as I'm as white he's bringing back crowers yeah I'm bringing back yep I wear my pants above my belly button stuff like that hell yeah very clal Jam Lee Curtis kind of vibe Jam Lee Curtis isn't that the old woman from Glee no that is uh wait she's the one with the Late Night show right that would be alen degenerous oh that would be why it's called The Ellen Show mhm yeah cuz that was her name I was a fan of the uh I like George Lopez late night yes I'd always start watching those episodes on accident leaving my TV on at 3: in the morning and it just starts going yeah it's one of those you go to sleep and you wake up it's like oh right and then their whole family is like floating yeah they're like one at a time floating through the air it's awesome hell yeah John Freedom yeah George Lopez John freed a [ __ ] about George Lopez George Washington is who I watch damn it Heen I loved his late night show as well God damn did you tell me who is the 15th president go me okay you're exactly right uh good answer Millard Filmore I think or maybe it was James ranan can't remember Miller 15th president of the United States James Buchanan you're welome okay that was my second one James Buchanan no way guys you're not GNA believe this James Buchanan is in the chat from the dead holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is my reaction to that news he's got a lot of connections I do reaction uh oh it's presidential fact appropriate reaction presidential fact Time Warren G Harding it's presidential fact Time Warren G Harding committed suicide by he was a president and then he didn't actually commit commit suicide but he went on a train ride and then he ate like hot dogs that he knew were expired and then died of like food poisoning on a train that's like the lamest way literally the lamest way to go everyone everyone it I can't remember if it was hot dogs or something else but he literally like what happened is everyone is like we [ __ ] hate Warren G Harding and then he was like I'm going to take a train br and then they were like do you have any or maybe it was Lobster he was like do you have any expired Lobster that it was Lobster yeah Lobster Lobster do you have any Lobster that's expired perfect wait oh so he asked for the expired Lobster I did I didn't know him personally but may okay I thought that was part of the I knew the guy personally and he loved Lobster damn that guy could go through Lobster in a minute oh oh uh 42 divided by two or 21 is that right no no no it's 42 divided by 21 oh it was two two let's [ __ ] go thank God I don't got that in math goat yeah math I got a question I got a question so Andrew Jackson definitely killed a man in a duel during correct during his time being alive oh yeah is there is there any other president that's had to do a duel besides all the early ones Zachary Taylor all the uhoh oh my bad my bad sorry the [ __ ] all the early ones did duel that was like how they proved they weren't big [ __ ] but Andrew Jackson would be like somebody would literally someone in the crowd when he was giving a speech would be like hey Andrew Jackson [ __ ] you and he'd be like Get Your Gun and meet me in three minutes and he would just he would do duels all the time he died like seven bullets in his body and he was like he was like the Trump of his time yeah and Andrew Jackson is legitimately the wot he's the worst yeah he's the worst president he was the the he some bad [ __ ] well he was pretty yeah yeah he was the the Trail of Tears guy and yeah being the trailer tear guy is not really the rep that you want to get there's a reason of him [ __ ] that guy for that there's a reason they call it the Trail of Tears because it wasn't that cool it was they were ding I think probably it wasn't great if I was the guess if I were a guesser John guesser is this just going to live here now I'm okay with that yeah in the middle he looks so sad a sad guy oh he makes noises oh God it makes little noises watch this nice nice okay that didn't do good good moves good moves nice love to see it fishing the gas what's with the did he give you a pumpkin hat is that what happened oh my God he gave me a hold on what the [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on SC bro I got to capture oh oh oh oh I'm the gay pumpkin God such AUM I'm the gay pumpkin kiss other pumpkin I'm suck some D I'm the gay p in the hold on what if I I could be I could be something else I could be I could be I mean I I could make it anything I want pumpkin Freedom no way pumpkin fre Loy Ben thank you for the five months okay yep what yeah dude yeah I'm on your what are you related to me oh my God you God bless an American Patriot amen dude you want to be my vice president yeah you know so much yeah I'll happily take the the rle as oh on I don't I I have to decide still but I'll put you on the list you'll go on the list all right well hopefully I'll be at the top of the there we go VP fella VP fella there we go oh my God guys it's amaz you can just make your name whatever hold on I have an idea can I be the Secretary of uh treasury the can I be the chaplain no no particular reason I you're not going to like [ __ ] money launder or something I no no that's not that's not why I wanted to be the secretary I don't know man I don't know I don't know maybe definitely di I don't know just consider consider judge does my name show up above my head oh yeah yeah you're you're the Goon King XX go King XX from Xbox from Xbox Live XX that's so cool oh my God XX go King unfortunately was taken yeah so I had to add the A's at the beginning of the end damn you definitely had like the what is it the Xbox profile picture where he's got like the the beanie on and he looks all hard stuff blowing a bubble my first my first username ever was R2 D's Nuts that's I thought that was hilarious damn I was like d That's [ __ ] aw not even that clever but I was like this [ __ ] that's awesome awesome John freedom I don't know if you're going to catch this reference this might be out of your out of your round people in my chat are saying you sound like Jojo siwa in that one interview oh dear you're [ __ ] good have you heard that yeah h no I haven't heard that actually no oh I mean how should I how should I take that what do you think I think it's well I don't know take it as you wi maybe do some research and then I think you should learn that ugly ass dance that she does dude it's kind of grown on me learn more about this person this this creature pounds the air and then creature creature we have to learn we have to learn more about this creature we have to St we to stud so we know how to destroy it so we can destroy it yes if it needs destroying I don't know maybe it's possible we don't know yet I think we might need to I'm on board ah what do you got what do you got on your hand there they look like [ __ ] earthworms oh dude it's like a wolverine claw wolver why are they green I really don't know I can't I don't even remember where I got this actually but I got these Claws and [ __ ] I got these claws cartoon I got these claws these claw such a cler handsome claw handsome CLA that's what they call me dude that's what they call you that's what they claw me come on call me claw come on now well guys it's been fun but I'm going to have to head out for the time being it was lit to meet you John Freedom it's been a Trevor [ __ ] it's been a pleasure Travis it's been a tror nice to meet you for the first time ever you it nice to meet you for the first time ever yeah these two have never met before I mean they that I don't know this guy I don't know this guy I goodbye Travis goodbye I remember what you've done I hope you mean that in a good way I'll cherish the picture I took of you I wish there was a salute emote I can't [ __ ] do it the only rubber Ross has those he's gatekeeping hard what communist more Goat on Goat crime disgusting hate this godamn G just when you thought well people I'm going to hop out the server for a little bit all right make sure to message me if you find any communist activity I'm turning the server around we have to eradicate the commies off of every itch it's my destiny of This Server John actually John Freedom I'm keeping my eyes peeled for these Communists out here very by the way I would maybe advise the color of your I think it's oh yeah might want to put some blue in there I want some blue on you oh I'm not is what they say we're missing some blue here yeah and some white too we're missing some BL no I have white look at my socks actually legally blind s yes what I'm actually color blind I can't see white color blind that's what it is I'll get a patriot patriotis patriotis patriotic I'm patriotis uh medically yes of course of course yeah that's why I know so much about the presidents but yes yeah I'll get i'll get a nice little patriotism skin it'll be awesome Milo Joko it's been a pleasure to it of course as always as as always I hope you guys finish this big green ball uh John freedom for president like this is like the Epcot ball I'm I'm building an amusement park and this is supposed to be like one the Epstein ball yes no yeah any Epstein I thought that was an island any any eper type one you brought it on yourself by the way so I need only ones Jeffrey Epstein oh my God wait no [ __ ] shot easy I think Jeffrey EP is in my chat oh God I think you need to call somebody he's not dead dear God oh oh the truth comes out oh my God I'm going to get to the bottom of this mods can we ban Jeffrey f team please is this a w orell that he's back can we Blacklist Jeffrey mods at least start with timing him out and we'll see if he's on good beh out for 10 minutes see if he comes back and okay yeah come me grandma time him out for 10 minutes all right all right battle show ladies and G I might be back on I don't know how long yall are staying on but yeah peace out people peace out bye bye enjoy your time by hey Uncle Sam something something we'll put a boot in your ass it's the American way oh that was fun dude that was fun I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to do what I said I was going to do I just how many times will I say that I'm going to do what I said I was G to I want you guys to look at this check that out 911 never forget that's what I always say never forget never forget ever people okay never forget that was fun I I had know what I was going to do is what I've done you know for the past 6 months just run around on Minecraft and make fun little I like Minecraft because I can talk with you guys and we can kind of Riff and it's like our little moment you know not that I don't do that with other games but Minecraft for some reason I can kind of turn my brain on autopilot for the gameplay and then you know we can just hash out bits and you know sometimes we discover some beautiful hilarious funny bits but I also like doing the collab stuff that was very fun I enjoyed that stmp is always a good time missed bits the 100 bits than for the 100 bits e Montes [Music] Bri Bri that was funny that was so much fun I had a good time I think it breaks up the solo streams too I think it's a nice Travis was funny John Freedom was funny too I've seen him he so John freedom I think came from uh uh Whatchamacallit he came from the schlatt did a stream where he reviewed people's bedrooms or something and then he went to his YouTube channel I so I got added in the Discord today so it was just researching it story time oh story time let me do this first bit first so now what we're going to do ladies and gentlemen uh I'm going to change the stream category to just chatting and then I'm going to change the title to fella solves your problems there we go fella solves your problems and now what we're going to do I'm going to give you guys one holy [ __ ] [ __ ] actually never mind because there's okay all [Music] right there's a thousand respons hold on I got to turn this off now not accepting responses there's a thousand responses I like men I know no Wana I'm constipated I [ __ ] your mom too hard I have an eating disorder I drink too much red bull my mom has cancer I'm high as [ __ ] my mom's banging my cousin I might get deported we'll sift through them we'll sift through him um and we'll see Big Willie thank you for the prime sub hella played Dental Adventure uh maybe I might I always thought the idea being a dentist is weird though it's like you're passionate about the mouth okay that's what you want your day-to-day life to be just oh I got to check your mouth open wide let me get in there let me get in there I guess uh but that's what we're going to do so ladies and gents we are going to be not we I'm going to be solving your problems welcome to therapy take a seat take a seat is there such thing as therapy music not really e this so [ __ ] bad so let me pee first I pee every hour usually uh oh dude I know what I'm listening to you go into a therapy appointment they're like the badest St I actually land to piss like a race horse I'll be right back e e e e e is you now tonight and I need you more uh yeah I mean if you have boring ass problems dude hell's no hell's no yeah yeah yeah okay I'm now realizing you can't really read it that well maybe if I put it over here yeah I can do that I mean maybe I don't even really need to I mean I guess I don't need to have this up honestly oh watch this hold on I I took an Excel class one time insert column one column right [ __ ] insert column right yes I'm a [ __ ] genius I'm a genius are there ads whoopsies I really need you tonight [Music] forever how do I submit my answer oh it's far too late brother man hey what up Travis dude I'm done with my Minecraft segment and now I am uh doing uh fella solves your problems I'm acting as a therapist and I do have a therapy degree so no I'm kidding I don't I studied marketing uh pay Grace thank you for the prime sub appreciate it I think it's ad time so hopefully you're not seeing ads right now I don't know but is a pleasure of talking to you travs Travis if you will therapy degree I guess is that a thing psychology psychiatry suck me offy wumbology the study of Wombo he she me WBO sorry okay is everyone done with ads are there ads can I listen to Total Eclipse of the Heart Again Subway Surfers I mean I could put up Subway Surfers if you guys get this tends to be a problem with these kind of streams is like everyone's like it's not mentally it's not stimulating enough I'm going to poop I'm going to poop everywhere all right solving your problems I'm done edging you guys here we go yeah so some of these suck dick uh fell I'm constipated uh easy therapeutic answer laxatives there you go I'm gay not a problem dude not a problem you can't help that you're gay man well that makes it sound like it's a bad thing that's how you were born man all right not a problem start at the top I was going to start at the bottom because that's when I first actually let me just randomize it I'm just going to randomly do some let me randomly do some see this was maybe a dumbass idea if I did if I wasn't able to vet these out so like this is [ __ ] stupid W I can't stop shaking my junior bacon okay what I need dick dude you could find Dick anywhere do number generator I think I'm going to do that like I do with the other uh streams you could literally go to a gas station and be like will someone have sex with me somebody will I guarantee it uh how many responses are here let's see I really need you tonight not gas station dick all right well whoever that was didn't specify dude I'm sorry maybe be a little bit more specific spefic 1100 there's 1117 1,117 I'm just I'm not even going to pull up the Google Sheets for fear of there being like the nword or some stupid [ __ ] on here here we go all right 795 would be this is in all caps dad and stepmom divorcing and she unfriended me on social media to [ __ ] talk him thinking I wouldn't see she's still texting me like everything normal though what the [ __ ] Chloe's household cat hold on dad and stepmom divorcing stepmom unfriended you on social media to [ __ ] talk him thinking I wouldn't see she's still texting like everything's normal well um I would imagine if they're divorcing then their marriage isn't exactly you why also don't talk like a caveman dad stepmom divorce mom unfriend mom text bad um maybe I'm being too mean your parents are going through a divorce uh first of all stepmom well that's [ __ ] up to be like it's not even your real mom uh here's what I'm saying I'll i'llbe it pretty childish and maybe sad to see someone talking [ __ ] about your dad they are getting a divorce so like she would probably sneak diss him on Facebook that would make sense that would right like if they're divorcing and they're going that would mean that their marriage is not doing well so she would probably be like man you know how people sometimes post they'll be like my ex broke as hell weak dick uh doesn't wash his ass in the shower and it's like first of all you totally dated that guy and said you were in love with him and said every day is like Valentine's Day with that guy second of all I guess that's the only point I had it's that sucks but not surprising maybe just confront her and be like yo don't be talking [ __ ] on my pops like that on my dukes like that dude k money so funny thank you for the two months yeah all right so now consider yourself therapized if that even is a word 407 make a diss track yeah just do a diss track dude and if it sucks what the worst therapist ever I don't know what to I never said I was a great therapist I think that's a lot I think earlier I said that I was a great therapist the girl I'm talking to right now likes me a lot but her mom won't let me won't let her date even though her mom likes me and she gets grounded all the time and tries to run away a lot oh and a bunch of popular kids at school keep taking pictures of me in the middle of class and I have no idea what to do okay um let's tackle these individually the second one seems like it has absolutely nothing to do with the first one and are we 12 are we 12 years old is that what's happening right now are we 12 uh let me try and follow what's happening the girl I'm talking to right now likes me a lot but her mom won't let her date even though her mom likes me and she gets around all the time and tries to run away a lot it sounds like maybe you're in middle school or something uh so that makes sense that the mom wouldn't maybe let her daughter date somebody it depends on how old you are Subway Surfers uh Subway kiss my ass no uh if you really like this person I guess just dat and secet you don't really need the mom's blessing but I don't know D I feel like I'm missing some context here and they're taking pictures of you at school dude that sucks Middle School everyone's just making fun of everybody all the time when I was in Middle School Diary of a Wimpy Kid was out and I looked like fagley and everyone called me fragle but you'll get through it dude there's a lot of dam in the tunnel I do not remember following this guy good to have you man I don't know what am I supposed to say to that I don't remember ever having you in my chat but now you're here God works in mysterious ways look where the universe brought you to me you know what I'm saying all right next one it's because he's buying followers yeah hold on guys you caught me on a sassy night I'd hate I hate to do this right now I really do I really hate to do this I really hate to do this I really would if you're bored you know sketch is playing Madden quesos Live probably doing some horror games or some [ __ ] oh yeah oh and I'm going to change it to where band people can't even watch the streams anymore oh hold on watch this watch this people uhoh uhoh hold on oh I would hate to I would hate to have to do this I really would I really would hate to have to do this I'm gonna have to play The Joker music I really I really would hate to have to do this I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm going to have to play The Joker music for e probably going to unban that person they seem to be a normal chatter that I just I think they were saying in relation to Subway servers they were Bor it's just such a funny bit it's such a good bit why' they get banned you had to pay attention to the bit you missed it all right next thing next thing my father was a drinker I'm like the [ __ ] Joker 665 Tik Tok clip incoming no that won't be I have a very specific I'm very particular about my Tik Tok clips and that's it's far too Str long and strung out of a bit I've got the algorithm down pad uh I'm yeah you could say I'm anal about it you know what I'm saying anyways uh let's see next one this one [ __ ] sucks I want to stroke my [ __ ] but I have a girlfriend so it's kind of weird what should I do it's actually this is a good the one above this [ __ ] sucks but this one is a is a question that while on the surface would seem like what ew why would you ever talk about that but everyone masturbates it's like brushing your teeth every masturbates all the time every single day and it's a normal thing that people do so um I feel like maybe I should put text that has the question above it um what a terrible question I don't think I feel like you go for masturbating every day to than having a girlfriend and it's like what do you do do you keep masturbating you know because it's like a normal thing um I think it depends on her comfortability cuz some people are not cool with that some people are cool with it I mean I think it's kind of crazy to be like never masturbate unless you guys are like hanging out all the time but even then still it's like but then when you get into the porn conversation it depends on the person because some people don't think that's cheating some people consider that cheating you know I think probably a little bit unhealthy especially if you're neglecting like that with your partner but then there's a bunch of nuance if it's like your girlfriend you know maybe she doesn't want to do whatever then you know probably crank one out but it just depends if she's comfortable with you watching pornography cuz that's got to not make you feel good like if I like if I was like like if I were in a relationship and I heard she's like I watch Like BBC I'm on black.com every day and I love it and I love it and I'm there all the time I'd be like all right well that's nice it would make me feel a little bit of something uh but it it depends it really depends on the situation like me personally I don't really care it's like whatever because that's like fantasy to me that's like watching a movie but some people care so you know anyways real gooner stand up you can't stop a real gooner from gooning so maybe your girlfriend should consider that I would ask her I don't think you just just feel like I don't know if you should cut off it entirely but maybe cut off the whole porn part maybe read some poetry or something I don't know all right 1,1 I keep coughing so hard I piss myself all right cough drops next thing this is this is like something you would come to your therapist with okay keep that in mind guys imagine you come up to your therapist and you're like I can't stop jerking off okay okay what's up with that my tummy hurts okay just Tums I guess uh let's see if you guys are new coming in here we're doing a therapy segment so I've got a I've got a sheets page that uh chat submitted their issues and I'm solving the issues uh um I'm suffering from testicular Torin any advice Define Nuance give it a goo dude um I for some reason I doubt that this is true but that Mo that's a [ __ ] dude T testicular Torin is like the worst thing that can happen as a man it's like when your nads get all twisted up I mean you just go to the doctor that's the only advice I have for you as your therapist and as your therapist okay um so do that you know go to the doctor cuz that's you could lose one of your nads it's apparently extremely painful chop them off yeah I guess you know I guess get castrated if you need to just get castrated next one 73 okay this is an early one yeah definitely don't keep your tesc torion a secret okay how many fingers can you stick up your ass is not a problem that you come to a therapist with you're not asking a therapist that so that's what this one is um let's see if if there's a different one that you should have asked that on the ask me anything stream here's one I had a friend lie about being on my college football team and when I called him out he told all my other friends that we were harassing him and now they're mad at me too what I mean for freaky therapist how many fingers can you sck up your ass I meant to say that earlier before I read this new problem uh first of all what a [ __ ] idiot you know um that doesn't make any s you wouldn't you find that out like almost immediately I guess you knew almost immediately or I guess you knew immediately and it's and it's your friend if it's your good friend wouldn't the friend know that that you know they're not on the college football team that doesn't make much sense at all Bachelor's of freaky freak HD I got my pH freak my doctor and freaky freak dism uh yeah I mean I don't I don't know I don't know what to I guess be like hey man that was stupid uh and obviously he's hurt about that but also what a big [ __ ] baby to be like you were harassing him so I don't know just don't be friends with this person to lie about being on the college football team and then you be like no you're not and then that guy go to his friends and be like I was harassed I mean that's just [ __ ] stupid I don't know I did one of these streams one time like a long time AG go and I didn't vet any of them and I just let text to speech do it and some of these it was just like it was CR like I couldn't make sense of any of it the story the problems were all over the place let's see my peepness is too long okay this this stream is going great this segment is fantastic I lost lost my childhood dog to old age adopted a new one and vet says new one has to be put down for health reasons had him for three whole weeks anley Robin thank you for the tier one sub damn double homicide I'm sorry that's crazy dude holy [ __ ] bro oh my God that is [ __ ] crazy oh why would you get a why would the do why would they sell you a dog I mean if they're dying in if they need to die in 3 weeks the people that are selling the dog surely know I think they're just trying to get rid of this dog they're like hey take this one it's adorable and it's totally healthy and fine spawn kill as Stafford thank you for the tier one sub um uh losing a childhood dog is very sad and then I will say the Silver Lining here is that you weren't as connected to the second dog even though that's definitely sad you don't have the history that you had with the first dog so it won't be as sad um and again there's no way for me to prove any of these get a hamster we had a hamster when we were kids or my sister had a hamster huge pair of nuts on them I'll tell you guys that story later the hamster to nut ratio is insane anyways um yeah I I lost my childhood dog when I was in college it was my senior year of college and I got a FaceTime from my family and it was just my dog lying on the table and they were like we're going to have to put him we're going to have to put them down you know that sorry turns out he had cancer the whole time so uh they put him down just in front of me out of nowhere I was [ __ ] crying I was like going out places and I was like I would see people at dogs and I'd be like you have to cherish these moments very [ __ ] sad so I know how that feels so you'll get over it though it takes probably about like two weeks or something it's very sad but only you start to realize and this is going to sound very harsh but you start to realize that was a dog you know even though it's very sad uh what kind of dog do you have uh Jack Russell bordic mix um I'm serious that's how I felt I mean you almost feel guilty for feeling that way but in about two to three weeks I mean you'll have like pangs of missing them but eventually you're like okay surely very hard to disagree I don't know maybe I'm just very strong but that's very sad about the second dog I don't even know what to say there I I I would just I mean same thing with any sort of uh sad experience you go through is try and focus on your day-to-day life day-to-day life until you forget about that sort of trauma Bros no soul I mean it makes sense I don't know I'm not g to I can't cry over my dog and like miss work in school for months you have to kind of like get a bunny I have a story about a bunny too but I'll hold off on it currently six days nicotine free and everything sucks I want to die and miss my Jewel and the possibility of cancer said this person um yeah I was super duper duper duper duper duper duper hella addicted to nicotine all of college and I'm still I'm still even now I I have [ __ ] uh relapsed so many times which sucks because I was so like strong nicotine free um and then but you know with like zins and stuff uh and those suck but nicotine addiction is a hard one that maybe lasts forever I feel like it's like a battle forever I do the bit about like vaping is awful which it is is I had to I quit vaping cuz it like it didn't do anything for me like you just crave it and want to hit it and then you're just like all day and you feel like [ __ ] [ __ ] and you feel awful and it's it's literally just I would quit for a month get back on it quit for a month get back on it yada y y and then um quit nicotine cold turkey for like two years and then just one day I was like What if I zined what if I did three milligram zins it's like nothing and then hated it and then uh quit that and then so it's been on and off those month on month off which is very sad uh but I quit for the first two years initially just being like well actually I had a nicotine test for a job which is crazy but uh yeah that that kickstarted me and I was like if I [ __ ] lose a job from this [ __ ] ass like vaping that sucks um but yeah you I mean just evaluate the pros and cons here literally there is not a single pro at all that's for my escort job so really harsh over there need to have good lungs no I didn't lose the job I quit for two years um yeah so you just got to make the decision in your mind you have to be like right [ __ ] now or tomorrow I'm not going to explain the ni nicotine test but some places do uh 114 Roblox Roblox brother man uh okay no to that one no to that one I'm a 23y old man and since I'm started swimming I get non-stop compliments about my behind my glutitis Maximus one might say what should I do to make it stop I say keep them coming you know what I'm saying I say keep them coming that's flattering good job to you and your big fat butt back there you know Tessa tubies thank you for the two months embrace it Embrace that big fat rump that porch with a back swing on it yeah send a picture in the Discord 1030 that is not a therapist thing that these are all just react to etc etc like when would you ever ask your therapist what are you looking for in a woman I think you're I think you're confused on the bit here uh how do I how do I tell my friend to shut the [ __ ] up about a relationship because I've told her at least three times it makes me extremely uncomfortable but she loves to go into great detail about what where and how she does with her partner that's hilarious yeah so Brian was [ __ ] me real good the other day bent over lip spread I'm talking backshot City I'm talking backshot City he's the mayor and I'm the vice mayor all night long deep inside yeah I don't uh Kate thank you for the two months um yeah I mean you don't want anybody to overshare uh I I guess it depends person to person because I don't know I think any normal person would not go into gross detail they'd probably just be like hey I [ __ ] my partner that's pretty awesome right and you're like yeah that's sweet uh ghost finger thank you for the tier one six month in advance so I mean again it's one of those things where it's like just have a conversation with this person you got to be like hey well I guess you've told her at least three times it makes her extremely uncomfortable I think you need to put your foot down and be like don't do [Music] not you know disrespect my boundaries hold up had to text your mom all right but yeah I mean you just have to have a more real conversation maybe she thinks you're you're just joking around all right 199 how do you get motivated by stuff I have a ton of stuff I want to do but I have zero motivation um I'll get to that one in a little bit I bet there's one of these therapy questions that say something similar scrolling through streams recognize you from Tik Tok oh I forgot that twitch has that feature now guys I'm a [ __ ] therapist right now that's what I'm doing 199 okay that's [ __ ] dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb stupid [ __ ] dumb there's a thousand of these responses and most of them are just like come question mark oh I'm pregnant uh let's see oh this one's crazy this one's crazy this one's crazy that I don't know if this one's real I hope it's real I feel like a lot of these are fake but we'll see saw my parents sex tape when my dad showed me a picture in his phone what do I do I'm scared I'm actually traumatized here's another one that's just crazy that you can't you can't do anything about this others ads we're going to keep powering through um you can't I mean you're not g to have a conversation with your dad about this what do you what you think your dad doesn't have sex with your mom they get freaky you just got to put that deep in the back of your mind put that deep deep deep in the back of your mind you know deep in the back of your mind I mean there's literally no advice to give there because it's like he didn't do anything wrong Gwen thank you for the prime sub he was just having sex with his wife which happened to be your mom wavus bow thank you for the prime sub you're like a better looking and funnier Trevor Wallace that's like uh you know what I would like to think of myself as eat [ __ ] Trevor Wallace eat [ __ ] [ __ ] he's a wellestablished comedian he's touring the country um fell what did you say what did you think I said there's no advice to give there you just have to get over that dude that shit's crazy where you going to approach your dad and be like you're having sex with your wife no um I mean I don't even my best friend is a backstabber because she was hanging out with a [ __ ] that me and my friend didn't like mind you my best friend was talking [ __ ] about the girl she was hanging out with like a month or two before so I got fed up because at that point I wasn't even talking with the best friend like no contact for two weeks and called her out on Instagram notes I said it's funny how fake [ __ ] stick together then she blocked me um yeah I was in sixth grade once uh I don't know dude I have no idea I don't know what to tell you Instagram notes what the I'm 24 all right I don't have any advice for beefing over Instagram notes because I don't do that so I'm sorry uh cut off your fake [ __ ] friend or whatever would be my only advice Beth thank you for the four months oh yeah baby 101 101 is the number that I'm [Music] getting um I'm struggling with my body image I have an eating disorder and no matter what my body and no matter what my body never makes me feel like me I've dropped about 30 lbs in 2 months but I still don't think I look good I want to be skinny like all the girls I see but I don't think I will ever be seen as that so um yeah I mean that sucks cuz that's just the nature of you know body dysmorphia or eating disorder I Ian that seems to be you're struggling with more so body dysmorphia maybe the dropping 30 lbs in 2 months is attributed to the eating disorder um I wouldn't hurt your health to look a certain way um you can tow the line uh and of course you know like obviously you're beautiful the way you are of course but it's not wrong to have goals or have an objective or have an ideal um look like I have people I want to look like or I have things that you know I want to achieve just like personally but it has to be like a positive goal you can't negatively be like I look like a big piece of [ __ ] uh which I mean is easier said than done but um yeah I mean I I think most people struggle with a lot more people than you would think are in your same shoes um so those same people that you're looking at that you want to look like um you know skinny like all the girls you've seen like they probably think the same thing about people ahead of them so or not people ahead of them but other people is what I'm saying so you know you'll power through it it's just like a mind over matter situation like it's okay to have goals just make sure they're healthy goals it's okay to have because I'm a big proponent for uh scouty think of the raid big proponent for you know exercising and living a healthy lifestyle so it's okay to have goals just don't beat yourself up about it and that's probably something that plenty of people have told you but hopefully that helps in some regard um what is this hold on hey shattered spoon thank you for the 10 gifted yeah yeah um thank you very much oh [ __ ] fridy dgf thank you for the five gifted Bri thank you very much um I cheated on my boyfriend of 3 years in September and still haven't told him chrry Almighty good Lord in heaven lady [ __ ] um you got to tell him that's crazy you got to you got to that is [ __ ] horrible um oh [ __ ] it's 11 God damn it yeah break up with him for his sake and also tell him because he deserves that so next question but I mean it's it's it's easy to get you know I'm not playing Devil's AB to get here but if you do that and then you're like all right I'm going to tell obviously as good people you know that you would tell because that's the right thing to do but sometimes the person in that position might be like all right now I need to tell and now I need to tell and then things are good and you're like well maybe I got away with this and then now it's [ __ ] what may and you cheated in September you absolutely need to tell your boyfriend because that's [ __ ] crazy so holy [ __ ] sir Dr Mr Prof thank you for the 25 gifties appreciate it yeah thank you very much sir do Mr Prof appreciate you yeah yeah thank you very much everybody go ban for ban right now uh my weener pe's white yeah you're coming dude that'll happen it's going to start happening a lot so there you go uh my ex and I went out to dinner to reconnect a few months after we broke up and he threw up on the table in front of me what do I do um what the [ __ ] do those two things have to do with each other what the [ __ ] are you talk what is the advice here so he was sick I'm sorry that he was sick I don't know what the [ __ ] do I say to that uh I get what do you do you give him some medicine I don't know man uh the first part of this is just don't reconnect with your ax unless you really really really really know that you want to don't do it just cuz it's comfortable the throwing up thing I feel like doesn't have anything to do with the first sentence it's just a wild thing that happened you're just putting the man down um oh [ __ ] I'm slowly trying to understand the life of the adult life okay I'm not really following I think I understand what you're I'm slowly to try I'm gonna cut out some words here I'm slowly trying to understand adult life and I really feel like I'm not going to live the life I want if I'm always working and doing school I barely have a social life I have no time to talk or hang out with anyone cuz there's just no time fry GF thank you for the five gifted a little bit redundant on some words but this is not an essay so you will get a pass on that I see what you're saying uh yeah I mean that's a scare for everybody obviously um yeah I mean I struggle with that all the time I feel like every single day I live my life there's no there's not enough time every single day I'm like there's not enough time in the day to do all the things that I want to do um but you will be fine you know people go to school and have work and have adult lives and then also have social lives um not to go back to the maso's hierarchy of needs but like you need a social life to to you need that to feel good about yourself like you need connection with family and then connection with friends and things like that so uh you're you you can balance it it's not impossible to balance you know I mean I did work in school all throughout college and I of social life like you have the weekends and then you have some evenings you're not you're not going to be [ __ ] working all the time non-stop you know and you said you barely have a social life so that's an issue for you but you know you just got to make the jump to have a social life it sounds like you're about to go to school so it's a perfect time to kind of get involved because there's like a kind of social structure there builtin place it's so funny doing the [Music] do we just ask no there's a Google form that's closed now I'm Switching gears all right I'm going from funny haha to I'm a [ __ ] genius uh I think my girlfriend is cheating on me and I I think my girlfriend is cheating on me I want to catch her I don't know if I should try to join in or break up with her uh if that first one's on your mind you might as well just get on cuck Duty brother if you're already thinking about it I'd join in I don't know this might be your only opportunity also she'll be turned as [ __ ] [ __ ] if she's cheating on you and you're like I'm not mad I want to be a part of the team she'll be like yeah no obviously break up with her unless you are a huge giant [ __ ] in which case join in in which case this is perfect scenario for you dude why are you upset you know if you can't beat him join them cuck lives matter I'm trying to get an internship at a hospital but they won't let me because I'm too young um wait there you go be older grow up I accidentally had an abortion that's one less thing for you to worry about uh I guess I don't know how you accidentally do that you take too much ibuprofen oh [ __ ] I accidentally took 250 ibuprofen whoops whoopsies I accidentally went to a Planned Parenthood and got an abortion my bad should I get a boob job I'm a C cup is that enough you got to bump those numbers up no of of course I'm kidding dude no all breasts are beautiful h no I mean I'm kidding uh yeah no of course not of course not and then there are some people that I've seen that have like you know it's it's fine like they're fine in the boob department and then they just get these huge gargantuan fake ass tits you're like who are you you just get these like just giant just they look like big balls of cement they like medicine balls and you're like why did you do that to yourself uh ask a Stafford thank you for the two months um all right let me random number generate here 207 hold on I just kind of I kind of ran by one that made me laugh my [ __ ] dangles on the ground and it hurts just roll it up like a fireman's hose or something uh me sh do master's program or take a gap year uh if you take a gap year you're never going back to college just know that know that if you take a gap year you're never you're just not going to go back to college so um on paper a good idea would be to um cuz because a master's degree or at least in my world like in like a business world you know like if you were to get your NBA um it doesn't really do jack [ __ ] if you don't have work experience um so but it depends I mean if you don't have the money for a grad school don't go to grad school uh and if you take a gap year and need I've always thought if you need a master's degree to level up in your field go for it when you get that doesn't really matter so take the Gap year uh if it makes sense for you ill morals thank you for the two months just do contrl F and type in the number I don't think it's no it doesn't do that you have to go through the it's contrl F doesn't recognize the number cells uh I want oh my God ew these are all just like I my tits are too big my wiener drags on the floor that's like half of this whole section is just that I don't know this whole section is just that my ass is so big my cheeks clamp when I walk Jesus Christ give me something I hate my daytime job don't we all that's normal get a new job I don't want to reply or reply I don't want to rely on I don't want to rely on my ader off for my add anymore but when I don't take it sometimes I can't even get out of bed or finish a simple task it makes me hate my brain um yeah that's the that is the dichotomy of of uh ADHD medicine is for the first seven months you're like this is the magic pill dude this [ __ ] I'm a genius I this is how I'm going to live my life I can't believe this is what normal people feel like every day that's not what normal people feel like you're just High cuz your body's not used to stimulants um yeah it does it I I mean there are days I can't [ __ ] get out of bed if I don't take my medicine uh but you have to you have to fix your [ __ ] you got to tie all your [ __ ] in a bow a pretty little bow dude you got to be hydrated you got to be healthy you got to sleep a lot uh you have to treat your body like almost perfectly for it to have a good effect um because otherwise you're going to just using if you use it as a crutch for long enough the crutch will fall out from under you and now you need it to survive you know um and and then also there's like a tolerance buildup happens you could take a tea Break um I mean I'm the same way if I don't take my medicine now I'm absolutely [ __ ] but it is sort of over matter I feel like after the first like two days um and also you might just need a different prescription or you might need a different medicine just be very careful with it because it's very easy to become reliant on it which you are to a degree you know because you you need it in a sense but you needed to focus you don't need it to get off the bed get out of the bed I got ADHD and I don't take my meds anymore I'm fine yeah that happens to some people and I'm fine after like a couple of days um let's see but technically you shouldn't be able to build up a tolerance to it technically I haven't had sex in over three years that's all [Music] I don't know maybe it's time to hit go perusing down the streets you know find somebody walking around it might be time for that hit up the hot singles in your area that are horny download Tinder dude my ex cheated on me and apologized and told me he did it because his grandma had cancer okay well we both know that that's not why oh Grandma I hope you're okay what are you doing right now my grandma has cancer I'm kind of horny yeah I mean I guess that's some like play to make you feel bad for him so you but obviously [ __ ] duh that's not the case he just wanted to cheat on you and coincidentally his grandma also had cancer at the same time it is nothing to do with it and that's also crazy if he's lying about the cancer thing but yeah I don't believe that I think I have a drug addiction no I'm kidding of course not uh I think I have a drug addiction have you ever been addicted to anything whether it be actual drugs or alcohol or being on your phone too much how have you overcome that addiction uh if any and what do you try and focus on to free your mind of that addiction uh bana K thank you for the five gifted um yeah I mean I'm addicted to plenty of things I'm addicted to getting this money this paper no I'll be serious um nicotine I mean that's a much lesser scale um but addiction Works relatively the same with everything I'm addicted to my phone like [ __ ] uh I can't have time of just me living it's like any period of free time has to be on my phone um yeah so definitely addicted to my phone like to a harmful degree um drugs never any drugs drug addiction alcohol is a I'm not addicted to alcohol in the sense that my body craves alcohol but I'm more of a you know if we're doing it we're doing it kind of thing you know maybe like an over consumption like if I go out with buddies or something because that's like kind of like the college College uh culture you know like I'm never just like oh I gotta drink but I mean even that is not great you know so I mean that's just how it goes and then you [ __ ] go to college and it's like let's drink so much that we die and then you become an adult and it's like you kind of gotta get back into society as a normal [ __ ] person you can't go out with co-workers and be like you know anyways so the uh the whole thing about the drug addiction yeah I mean ask for help if if needed I I mean programs work well um if you're to that point uh but you got to make the decision to quit on your own like you have to be ready and there's going to be days like you the first few weeks are going to be horrible and then eventually you'll power through and then you'll get every once in a while you'll get well you know things you'll get to a point where it's like I feel good now now I should go back to drugs and alcohol or my phone or whatever the [ __ ] it is you're going to get to a point where you good now um but just don't confuse that as like well maybe I can have a little bit of drugs now that I feel good anyways I don't know if that helps my PP hard jerk off I don't know dude don't know I fart in amount that seems concerning and I'm a woman uh [ __ ] ew I'm not giving you therapy for this thank you for the 100 bits slick has Riz appreciate it play Dental Adventure you were just here an hour ago telling me to play Dental Adventure no that's not what I'm doing T night no no [Music] um hold on I don't even know which one I read whoa okay this one's fat this is a fat one it is a fat one dude do we send bits for the play prostate Adventure that's hilarious therapy when your therapy when your card declines at therapy so they pulling a gun you know what I'm saying intensity I see what you did there thank you for the tier one sub um I'll talk about the motivation one from earlier uh this one says how do I tell my devout Christian father that I don't believe in Christianity he's always Bible thumping me and it makes me comfy I only see him a few times a year so I don't want to waste time going back and forth on the subject but I don't want to lie about my li beliefs either oh that's where you got me I'm like just don't say anything dude uh I I am not in the position to talk about that I I have I have no idea you know like I it depends on what kind of person I think someone that is pretty devoutly religious Bible thumping is not really going to be too receptive so I don't know if it's super duper necessary to even say uh I mean it would have to be a conversation at some point but I'd say like a slow burn you know little little H here and there but I mean I wouldn't say have the conversation until you need to or like it's a journey you know it's a journey and I'll figure out on my [Music] own hi fella I have really bad social anxiety confidence issues and it's been extremely hard to make friends since graduating high school I didn't go to college because I'm scared also I can't make friends at work because I mainly work with middle-aged men I'm a 20-year-old girl I'm scared to find a new job with people my age because I've been in this job forever this is the only job I've ever worked at anyways I currently only have one friend she's an extrovert I usually spend time alone moral the story how do I gain confidence and put myself out there more everything scares me and I feel like I'm missing out on life your streams have really helped me me to not feel alone love your confidence and ability to to be yourself and connect with people any advice would be appreciated thank you um first of all thank you um second of all let's see so social anxiety is a [ __ ] um you you have a built-in friend Pixar Mom thank you for the tier one sub it you it sounds like like you have I mean wi Sports boxing Pro right here ladies and gentlemen yeah that would be me uh it sounds like you have a friend you have a friend here so you kind of use not use that friend but that would be a good how do I even say this trial [Music] run not a good trial run but you need to get better at social interactions you need to have more social interactions is how it works so you would start with somebody that you comfortable with at least which would be your friend right so you have this extrovert friend um and at least get comfortable oneon-one talking to them and being confident with this friend that you have and you have you have to be a little bit so because they're your friend samonella thank you for the one gifted um and then you know slowly but surely break your way into making new friends which is a [ __ ] but you just got to put yourself out there um and and you need to find groups where people like you have similar interests in terms of like speaking with confidence and connecting with people uh socialization is more of a skill about listening than talking I'm pretty bad about that I'm a big talker but like if you can if you're talking with purpose you know like you don't want to talk about nothing like you would need to incorporate you want to make them feel listen to and that's going to make people resonate with you and stuff or yeah just go to the bars and fight people you'll get friends that way you know but yeah faking confidence goes a long way just pretend to be confident and then eventually you wake up one day and you're confident you're like hey [ __ ] yeah all right I'll do two more I'll do two more just graduated college and I feel like I already lost a huge piece of myself and I'm trying to be patient with job interviews and everything but I have the strange feeling of uncertainty and loneliness please help that's what everyone feels like all the time when they graduate college um it's a very normal thing to experience um yeah you're G to I mean I felt that I moved for a [Music] job um but job interviews take a very long time so be patient with that but also be proactive with that don't just let it sit you got to go after it you know you got to follow up often and um and it's a weird shift because you go from college where you kind of have built-in friends and like a built-in Society to like you know you don't have that built-in structure unless you have a job that provides that so you know just normal you'll adjust to it get through the adjustment period it's impossible to get a job these days it people say that and like you know it's pretty easy to be like the job economy come on people are getting jobs all the time you know like it's it's harder than maybe it was for our parents but you go to college you're going to get a job you might not get the perfect job but you're going to get a job you know like it's very easy to be like in this economy um but you I've just been a big proponent for like if you put your mind to it you can do it cuz like I the job that I got out of college I was in no way really deserving or qualified but I kind of just you know kind of shoved my fist in there you just got to put yourself in front of people but yeah no it's it's not great but it is you did go to college so you won't have a job you know anyways I mean I forget the point of this one oh yeah it that you're just going to feel like that that's how people feel feel when they graduate college I felt uncertain and alone but eventually that Fades and you get used to your new life uh so I kind of got a poop I'm going to do one more and that'll be it for this segment Yaga this one just says I have no weed call the plug up brother call the plug up bro call the plug up call the plug up hit the plugs line I'll sell you some y'all change may be scary but so it's staying the same e exactly that is a fantastic Point that's a a beautiful statement ashre ashre and awesome and true we no is it at all I can't handle change no reason at all uh uh e e e e

hey this is Tim Sykes millionaire mentor and trader I am here with my brand new Ferrari there's something wrong with my Ferrari do Ferrari suck no do they have problems yes but that I'd much rather have Ferrari problems than to have the problem of working every single day nine-to-five with a Ferrari but I hate trying to pay down stir Ari bones trying to pay down a Ferrari and sadly that is the reality for most people mark is about to open mark stomata open was tapas sneaking was going on snake gang what is Pappas snake gang he struggled I struggled with life I struggled with 4x I struggled so hard for you know years and you know I'm only 19 so I mean I was struggling before I was even legally allowed to trouble 32:15 the afternoon right now haven't even eaten nothing all day man traitor lifestyle was really difficult but you turn 2000 and a million will turn twenty thousand in a little over three million now turn twelve thousand now into five million dollars will stop you already sound like all no 1.8 million guys was just last week how'd you do that well throughout middle school and learning about stocks so I started at a very little age I always wanted to live in a whoo Josh mansion being broken seeing my parents really pissed me off so I said I'm gonna go out there and really make a lot of money millions of dollars worth of gold and you know three years later look at me now this could be if you work hard are you trying to catch the [ __ ] car embarrassing elevator pitch I don't know sounds good geez yeah what I want I want your opinion like what do you think about courses common sense would say like if you're millionaire and you're doing greater than why bother second course exactly okay what's your response okay what trumps all those like critics Oh hold on though yeah so again why why Stella course I'm a 26 year old Forex trader and I've helped thousands of people become successful in forex trading besides just making money for myself I love helping others make money so I have thousands of students now in over 60 countries while helping thousands of my students do the exact same thing what else do I need do I need to screams I don't I don't need to look like a professional because I don't I'm not a professional I'm a day trader [Music] what is Papa's snake gang

foreign [Music] uh okay how long have I been streaming at some I know I clicked it at some point recently but I just my brain shut off and I started doing other things uh five minutes that's not true um new YouTube videos up [Music] it's great it's a very important YouTube video you're always so late I'm eight minutes late who cares what is going on in your life that you can't afford eight minutes a [ __ ] King was held you missed it no I didn't do not hear it [Music] wait did did you actually play a [ __ ] like a an alert hello Doug would you rather have narrate the rest of your life I actually McFarlane or Seth Rogan only you will hear it [Music] McFarland I guess I like his voices I think they're fun I don't think Family Guy is very funny but I think Seth farland's a fun guy um what is stream closed captions it should so it should be a plug-in that you can like toggle on and off to you late Doug SMH my hat shake my SMH my hat dude it's also pretty sure H stands for head but [Music] a few minutes late doesn't matter it was because I had detention danger stranger thank you very much for the 12 months [Music] one year appreciate it man the captions are trapped let them free well so it should be like a plug-in on Twitch yesterday it made me Rich I'll be Barren soon you're welcome this should be a thing that you can activate that does automatic closed captions for me which maybe works I don't know um I just I I tried activating it um it don't work does it not work I can try messing with it your clock looks weird you look weird and look don't complain about my clock being [ __ ] gigantic compared to me okay we have big clocks here in Doug Doug University wait wait so hold on you don't see it on PC uh weird let me see if I can activate it I tried to put it on sub only chat 30 start guest star what the hell is that stream closed captions hey Doug please tell me I will be blessed with the discussion book today yes I even added wait for it new discussions [Music] now recompairing clock sizes it's not how big your clock is it's based on the width length of your clock doesn't matter okay I have to I have it enabled as a video overlay I think visit the dashboard [Music] I'm trying I'm trying to do the thing hold on I'm trying to turn on the closed captions stream CC dot Gooseman [Music] visit the dashboard [Music] click to start captions is it captioning now is it captioning does anybody see if it's captioning howdy Doug hope you're having a good day world record today no um it should be let me think [Music] your captions yeah it's not doing anything caption settings let me try does it need to I don't understand I'm still at Doug Martin I'm looking for a good code Professor have any ideas buzz buzz we've got bees on aisle 13. I don't know I need to go to work soon thanks no your work can postpone they'll understand all right today pickle pickle Peggle I want to beat my quad percent world record no it's not a world record I've been lost I mean since yesterday and I'm getting scared please help me get up there are so many dead people you gotta climb on the dead myths to escape the aisle thanks Burley halfling good to see you um okay let us look at the history of Peggle Jesus Take the Wheel Marianne thank you for the gifted so I appreciate it I'm pulling up all the the Peggle things Peggle YouTube playlist wait no no I want to do [Music] the randomizer bam oh they took down back of my tie bummer anyway yo all right so today we're blasting Peggle we're gonna Peg the crap out of Claude there's the record here individual Masters clawed Lobster this has been my arch rival Nemesis for God it's been like a year and a half now that we've been grinding the Peggle run gotten very competitive panaha took the world record I'm in fifth with a time of 123. I want to beat this record and I think I can beat any George I could beat brass Beast too I think I can get up to top three the goal today is to beat my own time one hour 23 minutes one second playing entirely with Claude Lobster it was probably my favorite guy at this point uh no it's not a 12 hour stream I predict I will beat it in two runs two I was hoping to see if we could walk one around the planet what is gong gong is this at these nuts jokes did you got them you got them I actually started playing Peggle because of you it's so good it's also funny to say like I started playing Peggle like like people talk about League of Legends or something most people don't associate Peggle with like an ongoing addiction hey Doug I'm shocked too with it big of a fan of the bees that you put to hell out in your new video finally another OxiClean fan yeah I think there's some issue with the YouTube ad system or something I don't know why that's in there toil toil trouble and boiled a damn Lobster hell yeah uh wait I move you to sample what the hell do I put this sample I think wait this is going to chat Mike the hell oh no no you go to music okay got it I got it okay um so today we're gonna be playing Peggle I'm excited the um I do have some good news okay there are some complaints that the discussion generator was getting a little bit repetitive so we've mixed it up I want you to guess I spent like all day yesterday adding a ton of new discussions Chad I want you to guess how many discussions do you think there are before there was only nine what's your guess like whatever you think it is just go way way higher than that it's this is going to last like years at this point no no way way higher than that a couple people saying no no like literally higher than you this is like this will be years before we see a repeat probably [Applause] her now [Music] 40 dude we're now it's okay so here we go here's the first discussion of the day pause champ it's gonna be a good one the bill stock Stakes is a movie Valley Racing Club group two thoroughbred horse race for horses aged three years old under set weight conditions over a distance of 1600 meters the total prize money for the race is 300 000 Australian dollars begin discussion might spin anybody who isn't discussing the horse race in the Australian dollars I believe they call them dollary dudes down there oh I need to fix the title anyway that discussion should last you a couple hours [Music] dude 40 discussions it's gonna go on forever now we'll never ever have to repeat a discussion about trains ever again I mean the trains are still in there it's possible I guess um okay must beat a Time of one hour 22 minutes 54 seconds to get fourth place I'll say to move up [Music] cool I want my dollar a dues I will bet some dollar reduced there's something so comforting about going back to Claude percent it gives me the same fussy feelings as lying under the covers with a hot cup of cocoa and an ice Book on a cold winter evening does it hold on I gotta sign into twitch apparently oh I don't remember my twitch username [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] does anybody remember my twitch password apparently I have to log in hey Doug is it Magic Hat Time [Music] it is literally there's gonna be zero Magic Hat it's not one two three four I've never used that as my password it's not horse races or dollar reduce wow Doug can't believe we're getting pegged tonight I can't wait damn it I have to reset my password I know it's [Music] hey that guy started getting all right because of you thank you for this ass opening experience whoa we don't need to hear that much detail but one sec I'm gonna reset my password how's the Doug moth going today that's good business is good uh there's not as many dead people in aisle 13. here while I am uh resetting my password go ahead and have a new discussion move is a subscription-based music podcast and streaming video service that combines worthless audio and high definition music videos with exclusive content and special features on music begin discussion cool that that should keep you guys going for a while [Music] wait [Music] this is gonna invalidate My Stream key [Music] uh oh I have to restart the Stream [Music] maybe God I just I've got to remember it [Music] oh I got it I just put random things I just like put random symbols together eventually it worked procrastinating starting my philosophy paper to watch Claude get clubbed got any philosophy tips uh chat that's a great discussion topic chat give out your best philosophy please [Music] all right just a sec [Music] here we go geez okay you didn't spend all day yesterday doing [ __ ] you were playing breath of the Wild [Music] huh well I spent the evening doing it look we're also we have a mini game about mods how do you spell dollar redo's okay I got it the name of the channel points are Now official US dollarry News Doug I'm mortally afraid of horses too okay um [Music] all right so yesterday okay yesterday after after the Zelda stream uh I worked with the discussion generator come up with some brand new discussion topics and we did this the only way that I know how which is random Wikipedia article so if you click this link special random it will open up a random person's page right so Carl froshall is an Austrian former Sports shooter literally just a random Wikipedia page will open up at least 25 of them are about mobs there are so many [ __ ] moth Wikipedia Pages it is literally like a quarter of Wikipedia I had no idea so what I want to do we're going to do random uh we're gonna do random tabs like random Wikipedia pages and we're gonna do this until we find one about moths okay we're gonna have you guys bet I'm gonna do a prediction right now is there a moth in the next 10 random wiki page articles okay 30 seconds get it get your bed in quick I don't believe in mods I mean dude I seriously there were so many mods probably not one in ten it was probably like it was probably less than that but because every time it came up I was like how is there another moth how is there another species of moth that has popped up all in okay a lot of we got 600 000 reduce there's gonna be a moth in the next ten all right all right this is huge this is a huge moment um one two three four five six seven eight nine ten go wahadi railway station no Reynolds group Holdings no that's an aluminum company Miss Trinidad and Tobago beauty pageant no fauna Japanese pop group no John Allen Wyeth no American surgeon human computer interaction security no not quite uh this could be a type of moth nope this is a village in Poland ronagoo is a is an island it's a Hamlet Star Trek the 1979 pinball game and German Archery Association sorry Believers you got moth okay we're running it back we're doing this until we get a moth okay I didn't lie to you that's not how odds work just even if Wikipedia is a quarter moths okay that doesn't mean it's going to always happen Okay that's just how odds work I'm correct it's just the odds haven't been going well we're running it back is there a moth in the next 20 random wikis it has to be a species of moth 30 seconds 30 seconds get your bets in they fuse to love horses did he you promised there would be mods I can't Pro all I can promise is that it's definitely 25 percent you're not lying I got moths in three rolls c c okay people are betting get your bets in get your bets in you've got 20 chances for a moth okay 1.4 million on on a way down from the depressed guy was feeling really low today mostly because yesterday was World mental health day so I really needed this stream today if you weren't capably entertaining I hope you're doing better but um I hope this moth brings you great joy here we go one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty okay Mac May no that's a volleyball player Barnsley Town Hall no that's in England it's a building humble is a song by Kendrick Lamar not a moth Mirage class Patrol vessel Russian Coast Guard vessel no I'm surprised that has its own Wikipedia page Colorado is a song by a German folk band Edward L dichi is a professor in Rochester mythila culture the mythila region of the Indian subcontinent hmm lesniki nope constructable function is a function from natural numbers coat of arms in the Holy See in Vatican City that's actually probably a pretty cool article prize you family in the gokhovah and Duca gen in the ottoman cast Bulgarian film no should I get is this moth hold on this could be a moth no genus of ape sorry Gigantopithecus is this it oh this is its tooth oh my God or it's a jaw okay close we're getting closer the Wilco book Pony is a Hindu film a Hindi film John Mitchell us either might not be a moth here list of okay no no Dear Mr Cole is an album huge Carolyn spark okay another album list of defunct Canadian companies okay there's gonna dude I'm telling you I got like 15 mobs yesterday I'm telling you Wikipedia is like 30 mods okay Believers you gotta stick with me this next one I swear the next 20 there's gonna be a moth there's literally like a 200 million mods and you know that every moth on Earth gets its own Wikipedia page all right we're running it back is there a moth in the in the next 20 submissions predictions open Believers you gotta believe me on this one there's gonna be a moth it's gonna be the best moth it's gonna be easily one of the best ones [Music] I didn't lie to you it's just the odds look you can flip a coin and you can get Tails 30 times in a row that's what's been happening okay we've just been flipping them off coin and we just keep landing on Tails that's not my fault maybe there was moth hentai well I I still don't know if that would quite count I'm saying like I just got random species of moths constantly that's like all I got yesterday okay we still have a lot of believers it's still like one-third Believers we're gonna we're gonna get a moth there are so many models on Wikipedia dude there's so many mods okay I'm down 1K for believing you're gonna make it all back you're gonna make it all back right now go all in trust me the look the way statistics works it's like a slot machine like if you or um or like flipping a coin or something if I flip a coin four times and it's heads all four times the odds that his tails the next one are super high I took stats in college you can trust me okay here we go one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty Smith Island is an island in British Columbia Canada a lot of Canadian Focus okay uh wvxr radio station in Vermont no everything at once is an album no shinobu Ito is a Japanese football player no birkeno is that nope that's not him off Lee Hong me not a moth it's a big ARCA Turkish football player here at last BG's live okay first live album by the Bee Gees uh-oh 18th National Congress of the People's Party of Spain not a moth plant Network Irani province in Bolivia can I count on you as a song written by Terry McBride hyrones Victoria is a wine producing region Oregon ballot measure 50. why does this have a Wikipedia page this is a Japanese comet uh this is a federal courthouse this is a Swiss boarding school like a high school night of Wands is a card used in Tarot decks this is a Finnish politician and this is and this is in Azerbaijan sorry believers look I swear man yesterday was like one in four vermonts okay the mods are hiding it's it's probably because it's daytime right now I was doing this last night during the day during the night time and they flocked to it all right we're gonna do next 30. okay we're running the prediction back Believers you gotta trust me on this one there are so many mods on Wikipedia there's so many mods okay 30 pages 30 pages it has to be a moth there's absolutely going to be mods here like statistically speaking we've flipped heads so many times in a row it's got to be tails I don't have any more all here I'll wait for like two seconds so you get like one channel point and then and then you can put all I believe I'm telling you they have horses in Australia how do they run when they're the wrong way up yeah they just wriggle on their back the whole way down the track Doug the Believers are broke now well look sometimes in statistics I mean look I I took a stats class you can trust me sometimes when you have a moth okay we have a lot of Believers it's still like a third Believers this is gonna be the one 30 tries to there's no way you know what I'm putting five gifted Subs on it that's how much I believe we're gonna get them off one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty one two three four five six seven eight nine ten thirty Babalu IA [Music] I've been watching since the creator of the stream when I learned I share a birthday with our grandson ever finally getting out for support thanks for being awesome Doug less than three you're welcome wfbr is a radio station in Maryland Devin B dolo university has business in the Doug Mart today a lot of customers coming to the dog Mart the 2021 NC State Wolfpack football team's classic Santa Maria domingue airport classic oh we're so close is it Circa intermixed as a species of beetle okay that means okay that means I rolled half of a head and now it's Gotta Be Tails the next time statistically speaking foreign I swear dude it was all mods there's so many mods on here the Shamrock classic Schooners so we have to gamble to survive Maybe uh uh pixie cut is a short hairstyle Aiden key is an educator Emil Azar is a Swedish singer Sebastian Brewer is a footballer there's a lot of football players Peter Cunningham is an American photographer Rugrats Search For Reptar is a video game Ali Lee is an actress Abu Dhabi is an art museum oh that looks awesome come to his injuries or did he make a full recovery you know I haven't actually checked oh I was gonna say it looks like Frank Geary [Music] okay 1994. I haven't can somebody go it's like me you just got got see if Biff is still there okay the uef Cup Final no Uh Oh I thought that was okay now this is a priestess of some kind Maggie you know Doug I just watched Dark right because I was GTA pacifist percent man is absolutely insane yeah anyway when are you doing your attempt never but I did watch a bunch it's awesome Argentinian guitarist American rapper arch of Augustus is a gate light combat Aviation Squadron this is a binding protein this is a high school in Texas geovob thank you so much for the 12 months appreciate it colder than hell is a Korean War memoir people's consultative group is a Citizens group in India 19 1894 Ohio green and white football team squad dress is a style of dress God damn it dude where are the moths where are the goddamn moths man fart grenades it's a hell of a name thank you for the five gifted Subs appreciate it solenarius thank you very much for 12 months thank you thank you thank you we are repeating this we are repeating this and I'm going to gift five Subs every time that we don't find a moth okay I don't know what either either we're getting the unluckiest string of random Wikipedia articles ever Olaf thank you very much for the 12 months as well thank you thank you thank you man appreciate it either we have the the longest string of unlucky random Wikipedia articles ever or last night I got the luckiest string of random Wikipedia articles because I had a five hour work meeting so what is this Doug Mart and does a chance go I must ask do you sell a charti pails I need a transgender Pride yeah those are an aisle 13. of course we got you um I kind of missed out on some of the lore yesterday I think Chad can fill you in my limited understanding is that people are now purchasing uh grocery store items from me using text-to-speech in my grocery store and that the janitor is dead and people are jamming money into him to form a union I think is where we were at I'm not actually sure Jack and Philly win okay 25 bucks down the hole thank you Doug Doug for the five gifted Subs very cool wow I missed a lot I don't know man maybe okay okay is there a moth in the next 30 random Wikipedia Pages you have one minute get your bets in I'm putting 25 bucks on the line technically I make like 12 of that back after taxes so I'm putting like 12 and a half dollars online or 13 or something I am that confident in moths I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if yesterday I was just getting like 50 moths and that's just not how Wikipedia works because this is literally this gives a random Wikipedia article across all of Wikipedia all of English Wikipedia I could lose hundreds of dollars here Magic Hat speech on when we did that for the last tournament hey Doug I found some money on a dead guy on Aisle 13 so here you go I think people are robbing uh Biff now at this point I have zero dollars I did talk to some twitch staff that's not the best and I asked them I asked them if we can if I like streamers should be able to give their viewers Channel points for moments like this because currently I have no way to give you Channel points come on 30 articles one moth there's a tiny chat next to you huh The Moth 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30. come on [Music] oh man Stills is a municipality and town located in Burgos 2011 Singapore League Cup no James M Bobbitt was an American chemist no no oh dude okay species of skink founded Cameroon we're getting closer we're getting closer we've got the beetle we've got the skink we're triangulating towards a moth this month side left congratulations elephantitis is a moth it's a family I told you there's so many mods dude what an amazing Wikipedia big day for believers oh my God Believers Believers just made so much money dude um okay I bet you there's gonna be another moth no no no no no no no no no no no no I told you I [ __ ] told you it's all mods dude Wikipedia is almost it's all [ __ ] mods all the way down the Wikipedia is an iceberg and at the top of their normal articles and all below the water is mods okay this is gonna be another okay frogs that's close Apple Music Festival come on three mods [Music] told you dude oh my God that's three in one session okay list of Devon County there's no way we get four okay microorganisms alien Continental no no no no no literally oh wait no that's the one we already saw God I told you I told you man it's all Moss it's all Moz all the way down I bet nobody here can can get a triple moth round I dare you I [ __ ] dare you chat just try to beat my record 30 random articles on Wikipedia congratulations Doug see if you can beat three mods it's a family this counts this counts foreign [Music] they just kind of saved all the mods for the end make this the rest of the stream like the no pedal we just play we just play moth Wikipedia moth percent is my favorite Speed Run wait can we make that can you submit speed runs to the can you do that that would be awesome like you just start you start on here I guess the the challenge of the speedrun eventually people just restart the speed run after one article and eventually they would find a moth so the record would be zero seconds eventually it wouldn't be that hard no it would have to be max number of moths in 30 articles I wonder if I can do that I wonder how do you can you just like submit I don't think they'll let me do that I don't think they'll just be like hey can I can I do a run where I'm like looking for moths I don't think speedrun.com would be like yeah man do that on our website that we use as a business 100 mods 30 articles five months and 30. they have the Wikipedia game on there really [Music] oh this is a person um anyways supposed to play Peggle why did I have to get a phobia of mods yeah this is a bad stream to hang out in I should say for the most part you're gonna be fine watching my stream if you have a fear of moths but today is not a good day for that we haven't even seen a picture of a moth I don't think there aren't even pictures on this this one has a picture don't look at the screen all right um anyway why did I say all this oh right because we I there's a bunch of new discussion generator topics okay literally dozens of them now we'll never have a repeat moth again uh discussion again moth emote when I will add a moth emote if I get a moth in the next ten okay otherwise no one two three four five six seven eight nine ten no it's a lake nope it's a team nope that's a man no that's a freestyle no that's a jurist what is a jurist oh like a legal person nope that's a album nope it's Plantation nope that's a Belch Blanche nope that's an exorcism nope that's a creek no we need 30. fine I'll do 20 more articles that was 10. 20 more articles if there's a moth in one of the 20 articles I will add it as an emote right now one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve Thirty forty fifty sixteen fifty eighteen nineteen twenty pause champ gabonese politician no Canadian curler no municipality no Robbie no Super Bowl 32 no bring forth the body no llywood film no Village in Latvia know Arturo no Mansel baronets no elky no detailing Studio technology no Guatemalan art no oh that was close the knuckle shrub frog dude that was pretty I bet like Wikipedia like had a moth article in one hand and a frog in the other and it was like oh I don't know and it just it flipped a coin and went for frog that was super close time painter Tristan of Clermont Langley Mill railway station Forest Street in Manhattan why does that have a Wikipedia page speed skating and uh light slot sorry everybody you don't get them off uh emo tell you what after every Speed Run reset that I do today I will I will do 10 random Wikipedia articles and if any one of them is a moth I'll add a mothy mode because I might reset a bunch of data I tend to reset a lot at the very beginning so that'll be your consolation you get a chance at a moth emote um throughout the stream I'm telling you dude Wikipedia is literally 50 mods all right so as someone who works this is cracking me up no dude I took stats I know what I'm talking about notice I haven't told you what grade I got in that class money I normally would have spent on insulin on this Campbell dug you better not let me down that feels responsible all right where are you at Peggle hey Doug I recently saw Zippy's ad somewhere and I am convinced to buy one I think you should try it I don't know what's going on with that there's some issue foreign divorced me I'm just not sure that that is completely accurate I'm no scientist but I am literally a scientist technically am I wait am I a scientist because I have a computer science degree because if so you all need to refer to me as scientist Doug from now on Mr no Mr scientist Mr scientist Doug you just have to include scientists in every message from now on otherwise I'll use my science powers to sue you okay I'm putting up the timer and then we should be good to go and like I said we have so many new discussions from the discussion generator I mean we're gonna have discussions for years 40. I can barely count that high some of you can't even count that high based on yesterday's stream okay okay um no we're not updating okay live split is there I open the splits for plot percent I go over here to layout Jesus Take the Wheel no no no no why why is the wait oh oops I did the wrong one moths Doug I've lost everything Doug my wife has left me and took half of my nothing in the divorce Doug why have you done this to me Doug you guaranteed I would win Doug where are my moths Doug why Doug why you mind that's Mr scientist anyone can easily edit a page and INTP imma do it anyways okay why who cares does anybody care about IMDb um saw the friends we made along the way I I don't think they're capable of human emotion not to [ __ ] on mods or anything but okay I hate life split man it never saves it never saves the split that I do for months on aisle 13. like so I I finished these runs and I save it and then it just doesn't save the time and so now I have to like manually read oh it's so frustrating man Jesus Take the Wheel thank you Doug Doug for the five good two subs I appreciate it cool well good thing we have the discussion generator because I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to re-enter the splits again God damn dude all right so I have to open this window I have to open this window and go through all of these watching my previous run from the past and uh match the times up so while that's going on have a new discussion go David Scott is a retired NASA astronaut the service person carefully okay new discussion is a historic farm located west of Jerome Idaho United States the farm includes three stone buildings a house a bunk house and a barn begin discussion hey Set Go okay I'm going to record my own times to the side don't mind me okay unicorn was 508. wait wait hold on this is correct these times are correct wait huh hold on look this it says 150 is my time here but then when I open the splits God damn it hold on come over here foreign what here the finale is correct what what why why not work I don't understand set splits to PB instead uh where right click compare against personal best oh okay maybe that explains why I've been confused a lot of the time that means that was a false alarm you don't have to discuss oh panaha changed the font very cool all right I got my openers good go do you have a Rewards program where we transfer can buy 10 HRT meds and get one free of course name whatever you want in the rewards program and they'll take care of it Nile 13. [Music] oh is there anything else I have to do well dick is trying to run us try he changed from U.S currency to Australian without accounting for inflation and is now getting us to spend our remaining funds does anybody know that what's the conversion from uh what's it gonna be a believer anymore since I broke from believing I mean that's the real life of a Believer though what's the conversion from US Dollars to Australian dollar dollar reduce panaha said a new world record of 54 minutes today oh my God that guy is absolutely insane he knocked down to 54. how do you knock how do you knock down a minute how do you even do that dude's absolutely insane all right um I think we're good to go any uh any questions anything I have to consider before we begin the greatest Peggle Speed Run of my entire life I will be playing the um the Peggle speedrun playlist I believe if you type exclamation mark Peggle playlist it will pop up it will pop up the exports it's in the bit it'll pop up the YouTube playlist for people who are curious about it [Music] okay [Music] I'm ready we need a really bitching starting song actually we need a [ __ ] and starting discussion have a great discussion right here chat -based music podcast and streaming video service that combines lossless audio and high definition music videos with exclusive content and special features on music begin discussion no no you're spelling it wrong it's m-o-o-v it's m I know we already did this one there's more to discuss m-o-o-v talk about lossless audio I guess ready um set wait I need a good song let's start with this tree shanty oh damn a bunch of songs have been taken off of this unfortunately this playlist forever a believer in moths dude a lot of the videos have been taken down on the playlist at some point I need to add more [Music] it's just kind of uh a little boring to me just sit and add songs to the playlist for two hours [Music] the guy was the person who said I had no Channel points it's because I went all in on belief I always believed and now I'm wealthy beyond my wildest dreams let's go that's what being a Believer is all about hey Doug hey I just wanted for months at a time I appreciate your content your streams or some streams have helped me through some tough times hey thank you I'm glad you know it's a strange thing I'm just like sitting in a room talking at my computer [Music] um comments like that are great and meaningful and and I really genuinely am happy that what I'm doing has an impact on people in a positive way um I think it is the coolest part about this job it is just also strange because there's no you know if you're just if you just sat in your room for like months at a time and then somebody walked up to you and like hey you've changed my life you'd be like what I was just playing Peggle and making [ __ ] jokes so I I believe it it's just I just don't you know it's weird there's just a weird disconnect it's not like it's not like I'm like a I'm not like Justin Bieber like touring in an arena you know I'm not like doing a physical thing in front of physical people I'm just yelling at a computer you like I literally don't know if any of you are real this could be an elaborate like what's his name The Truman Show right it's gonna be an elaborate Truman Show situation where all of you are I would have no idea there's there's a world where like some billionaire has just decided to fund me like being a successful twitch streamer and YouTuber and none of it's real and I would have no way of knowing I haven't actually confirmed it anyway whatsoever I haven't like done an event how do we know you're real I mean you don't you don't maybe I'm the billionaire what a twist all right we're just gonna get going okay I guess you could say that Wikipedia is a little buggy this is the greatest speed run I will ever do in my entire life Ready Set Go [Applause] too bad you didn't see the magic at Wiki page yeah too bad um if a mod is around and wants to do a prediction for am I ahead of my previous time hey Doug you really are an excellent streamer man thank you for all the work you put in St a content for real thank you thank you thanks appreciate it again I don't know if you're real you're probably real [Music] a few hours ago now I'll finally broke the 55 minute barrier and Deluxe on his first attempt manzan's talked about unbelievable um I was about to say a thing I forgot the thing I was gonna say what was I gonna say I was gonna say something oh yeah like to imagine that like the Billy or not the billionaire guy who's hired all you guys to watch my twitch streams like he he paid you off to like send that message about how about how you find my content really meaningful and then I'm like wow okay thank you man and the billionaire is sitting there like he believed it he just placed Peggle what a fool I bet there's some guy just cackling as he watches me fall further and further into his delusion [Music] I mean that sounds going on which is that I'm a professional Peggle player I am technically a professional Bagel player in two days and they're looking forward to watching your streams and votes for a month hey I hope it goes great hope recovery goes great this run sucks I'm gonna reset probably just been really slow so for people who haven't like watched Peggle speed runs so there's the core thing where you just gotta clear all the orange pegs right you don't want to die that's the first thing you just don't want to die but on top of that um you want to clear the level as fast as possible because it's a speed run as far as I can tell and I'm not really an expert on this um that often means like making sure the ball is moving downwards pretty much all the time and not just bouncing around kind of willy-nilly so you know that previous shot it like bounced up into the air sort of unnecessarily this shot that didn't do much right I could have probably done that this shot like it's bouncing up and taking a lot of time up in the air and I think could be a lot more efficient it must be ten percent moth who would have thought that the seven of all human knowledge would consisted of such a high percentage of muscle and if you think about it ten percent that's like between 10 and 15 right and then it's almost what like a fifth basically a fifth is 20 so almost like 25 it's like a quarter Moz right basically a third so it's like about 30 Moz based on those numbers you just gave hey Dale next time you do a stream remember to add look at random Wikipedia articles until you get to muck thank you are you ready through so there is an article on the least viewed articles on Wikipedia in 2021 three of the least weird ones were pages about moths collect or even postulates that most of the views they got were random article clicks that's awesome dude I mean there's got to be one guy who's making all these moth articles but he's literally made like a hundred thousand of them right there's gotta be one moth guy who runs the Wikipedia like moth cartel there's no way there's multiple people who are doing that foreign [Laughter] stripes what that was definitely the billionaire right there okay so that was that was a kind of hype shot I'll bounce up so the other thing with with this speedrunner particularly thank you is that with the uh flippers that you get from the power it's often slower to flip up into the air so it's kind of a risk reward thing you can try to get a bunch of value off of the flippers to scientists [ __ ] King Douglas did they get divorce because he's not a moth cop it's not um you call him a moth [ __ ] what did you say no parks and I haven't been married yet Mr cyan dug how many bagels are in the mothopedia page it's run so bad this run is so bad this is my warm-up probably hopefully because I can't play it like this the rest of the Mr scientist accept when are you going to get Dr Professor police officer lawyer slash legal consultant enthusiasticity I mean I'm I'm hoping [Music] parks are Parcher left my place he's no longer staying with me for at least a couple months um and after he left literally right after he left there were deer in my neighborhood that walked through and I sent him a photo and I said parks are now that you and your gun are gone Nature's healing the deer have returned and then he was like no those were there when I when I left I was like did you shoot them he said no um okay I did reset so that means uh you get another 10 Wikipedia articles if any one of them is a moth we add a moth emote good luck chat one two three four five six seven eight nine ten really glad we're getting a new one in the douglas douglas extended universe santalano no everybody loves the discussion bot no this is a molecule John Lewis Ricardo no Andrew margos no mcneesey State football team events in 1843 in Portugal when do you plan to Siege of Theodosia headquarters to Duke town it's a good question I do need to invade first part of the boss porn expansion Wars wow William Appleton he kind of looks like a moth and Patrick Jane sorry everybody no moth email yet okay we're gonna redo the prediction foreign does Doug beat his previous time oops all right new predictions up on the topic of you having a positive impact on us you're a great person donates to Charities frequently and taught me about taking care of yourself is important you're a good being uh thank you I don't know when did I tell you to take care of yourself I'm not exactly a great role model for that but I'm glad you learned the good things for me I guess [Music] for the kindness jumpy [ __ ] I was going to buy parking at you making with this money but due to Dollar redo inflation I can no longer afford it all right um so this predictions do I beat my previous time this is for the entire run however chat is just so good at Peggle because we are all Bots true however if I reset in the first let's say 10 levels that doesn't count for the prediction actually foreign let's say first five first five if I reset the first five that doesn't count for the prediction then why the [ __ ] did you pay out the last one because I didn't clarify that rule in advance I'm clarifying the rule in advance right now I guess I didn't clarify Advance fine I'll cancel the prediction and I'll let's redo this delete okay you get your money back [Music] so the prediction is now live again to be clear if I reset in the first five levels the prediction does not conclude I have to at least get past that unrigged okay thanks [Music] this is a good time this is a good like the time I'm racing against is quite good it is not an easy run by any means and I really should learn how to do some of the later levels and I'm just not yeah at this level I really need to learn okay you know what I know this isn't the most exciting but we are going to do some practice there's two levels later in the game that are super important to be able to do well um [Music] so let me learn those first that's gonna that's gonna dramatically increase the odds of me actually like being able to complete it so this is the level [Music] uh uh how do I do this main menu [Music] all joking aside that your content has filled me with hours of laughs for me and my son and I cannot thank you enough for all of it thank you so much you're welcome Mr Robot that the billionaire paid I can't believe the billionaire paid you to have a son just to make me think you actually watch my content we will I think you infected me that's probably true I am a walking bag of disease okay so um on this level this is super super super hard um and because I'm forced to play Claude as part of this speed run it means I can't like get around some of the weird stuff however there's this crazy Strat that panaha figured out that I want to learn so um I'm not sure see proof so the first shot is three squares are visible bucket minus eight okay so I think he's saying that the three squares from the from this aren't visible Doug Health Biff was tuned into a zombie from the lesbian necromancers and made a horde get the chainsaws okay so I'm they're not that all sounds correct that's part of the grocery store business so I shoot here so you can see that right there see right right here thank you Doug for this wonderful content I usually sleep to your streams then you watch the vods or vice versa probably shouldn't be probably turn this off when you're sleeping you'll probably have better sleep just so you know if neither your or chatarial what will I tell my lawyer about our divorce papers departure will believe you okay so that's the first shot does that match up with what he did hopefully [Music] okay it was like a little bit late but that's that's the first shot right the same thing happen here okay so that that's what happened to me so that's the first one so three squares three squares on the bucket next is second shot aim at the corner of the darker area of the seventh brick from the bottom bucket minus two the hell what one two three four five six seven okay what was it again write that down aim at the corner of the darker area of the seventh brick from the bottom the corner of the wait wait wait what okay so he puts puts his Mouse here so the corner of the okay got it so the inner outline the dark outline here at the bottom right corner of the seventh Peg up got it so one two three four five six seven it's this one I shoot it here when it's minus two is that what that's what he wants [Music] okay so that's the second is this correct what I have no it's slightly different is that okay [Music] hey that guy in the Rouge billionaires bot this is assimilation you need to escape foreign no I like it in the billionaire simulation I feel great about the simulation to be honest aim at the corner of the darker area of the sixth brick from the bottom bucket minus one so same thing here okay all right let's do it so this should be like a super super hype shot right here one one two three four five six this should go crazy what I wanted to do the cool thing that it did for him for him it does this and that goes up here that's way cooler than what happened to me okay because then the rest of the level's super easy let's let's do let's run that back okay so it's three blue squares then the bottom right of the seventh Peg and the bottom right of the sixth Peg I'm gonna do this in one try here we go um first three [Music] three blue squares there you see it right there Claude kind of messes up the location of the ball bug but that's fine okay now one two three four five six seven I shoot right here at the corner and now here why [Music] why why why not work why no be good I don't understand all right you're wrong no that was wrong I only had two squares answer is aisle 14. second shot is off yeah the second one definitely I don't understand why but [Music] okay this is what he has right after the first shot yeah so then he's putting his cursor I guess the very tip of the cursor is that the shot I just Googled Magic Hat just to find out his name is Warren truly shocking like there I feel like that's it right am I crazy his name is Warren nah it's a whole movement called like a Wiki action or something that's all about trying to find a clean way to classify all of the lepidopter because there are so many [Music] just wanted to say that I love your content enough to try and learn how twitch Works hey thank you appreciate it welcome to a very weird website [Music] I can confirm I'm being paid in Eastridge into what you but if I wasn't I would probably be here for the awesome moth content anyway everybody loves my mods content I'm arguably the number one moth streamer on Twitch turn off custom cursors oh I knew a guy in elementary school moths and make me watch I wonder how he's doing oh one two three four five six seven he probably writes Wikipedia articles in penance thank you Dale dalu love the content I'm so glad I get a boot up in the morning write some more particles and then watch you play some Peggle viewer 167 207. okay that's why don't you explain things with food anymore like Parks as gun or my divorce the thing is I explained the entire world of food there's nothing left to explain name one thing I didn't explain with food in the five videos just wanted to say watching you has really helped me through some tough times oh hey Doug you're here too I guess true true true um okay so again important question when will you play your hit platformer I hate the bouncer on stream will this be the next thing we pressure you into doing I don't know anybody knew about that we can we could have twitch chat play my video game I guess it's not very good um okay so the three shots just I want to make sure I remember this this is one of two levels I need to learn so on the second little strand the second little short antenna I look until there's three blue blocks so I see the the third block the instant it's there that's where I fire and I do it when the the ball bucket is moving left and near the right side that opens it up now I move on the seventh Peg one two three four five six seven and I get the very very very tip of the mouse onto the dark thing onto the dark spot thank you that will barely do anything then we do the same thing down here bam and I'll do something crazy God damn it that's so hard it doesn't even you keep hitting a very important Block in your first shot I'm doing but I'm doing the exact position that he is [Music] I mean Doug just wanted to let you know that billionaire Warren Buffet did not pay me to send this message and I am a real person thank you if you hadn't said that I would have thought otherwise three four five six seven I don't remember Mothman being really into Wikipedia from the Legends but I believe it I am and then I move it right starts a haiku it feels very interesting he's pretty your streams are so great [Music] um look at the clip again you keep managing to hit the peg that is green in this clip that he uses to bounce oh you wait what okay so his first shot [Music] I feel like my first shot is correct oh I keep hitting that one got it so you need the green one to not be broken okay gotcha okay so this is this one is necessary to bounce it up into this Loop man this is hard dude first one was fine it was the second shot that hit it I don't know if it's worth like doing this or just playing the level normally dude Doug and it's listening the twitch chat is not real we're just an AIU created years ago so you wouldn't be alone when playing Pega you just repressed that memory no no I have lots of friends who want me to play hi Doug I'm so happy since I lost my job now I am able to watch your streams is the duck duck Olive Oil Corporation hiring um okay that should be no it's not good it's still you're taking your Hiatus and saying that it's okay to walk away when you need to probably saved my life I'll fight you on this oh I get what you mean yeah I forgot I did that or I forgot I publicized that so the guy wants to work at the Olive Oil Corporation yes but we only pay you in olive oil um I'm glad move you need to do pixels right God it's just so [ __ ] hard man um I mean it's still probably a better opener than what I do which is just shoot blindly at stuff but this just doesn't feel super consistent if I get it it's like the level becomes incredibly easy because it's so hard dude so like there it cleared this one which I really need I feel like I did the exact same thing I did on all the other ones it hit it again it keeps doing it foreign [Music] wouldn't it be easier with a bigger game stream you can't full screen it otherwise things get screwed up hmm I don't know don't understand like I'm sure there is a way to uh to make it super consistent but um but it's I'm not sure if it's worth doing that it's still probably a better opener yeah than what I would normally do the Y placement also matters yeah I mean so it's basically Pixel Perfect but I um that seems insanely hard to consistently do um one two three four five six seven so let me look at his okay so it's not touching the the black line it is as close as you can get to the black line without touching it you got to use muscle memory that's not really uh that doesn't really work for Peggle unfortunately so right there that that to me was as close as possible okay actually that seemed like kind of worked and then it didn't work the next time dude what I mean that still is like a perfect like now the level is still below the level is still fairly doable um like this is still a great opener for the game but yeah it does feel pretty inconsistent let me try it again so you start you look for the three blue squares they're right there three blue squares bam reset so you get it well the question is am I gonna save time by resetting over and over uh okay so then one two three four five six seven would be like right there okay that's incorrect and then [Music] where's his next shot it's same thing it's like dude I I don't get it I feel like it should work I really feel like it should work let me try one more time too high up on the third shot really okay oh okay let me nail this I mean nailing this level would be very very very valuable in the Run oh yeah I could skip the second shot is what he said maybe I do that Doug why were you in my dream last night get out of my head look that's part of the contract when you signed up to be a robot one two three four five six seven there it's not actually touching okay and now this shot it's hey Mr scientist at least the billionaire paid not only for a spots but also ferosa it's a good guy it's a slightly to the right of the top things like right hey Doug do you believe in God [Music] Tim yeah okay thank you Jeff Bezos made me divorce my wife and watch your videos I don't think he has the legal power to do that man I feel like you are just there's some stranger giving you bad advice okay it says I can skip the second shot and go for three straight for the third one so maybe I try that instead oops uh so the first shot's here you can trust me Doug the billionaire definitely didn't buy me out a few years ago and forced Miley Brown to crafted robot I trust you that's not what a robot would say Doug I was exploring Dogma style 13 when I found a dark alleyway leading to an unmarked tile exploring the dial I found various cartriduals being conducted by your employees they also tried to sacrifice me to some guy named Biff is this normal hey Doug well that's part of the Union one of your streams I've been thinking about streaming myself do you have any advice as I'm still not completely sure about it so I'd appreciate your opinion uh that is a big topic that I intend on making a long video about very soon just as soon as I have the time I have like uh everything written out for it so it'll be like my Doug's advice for new content creators it won't be a nine hour video probably like an hour or two um but that I would recommend that because it's it's a big topic I think people view that question the wrong way and they'll often be like oh like make great content and like stream consistently and they'll say things that just don't matter at all um so I if you follow if you subscribe to Doug Doug the channel on YouTube that is where I will put my video hopefully the next couple weeks that is like advice for new content creators uh where I will go into a lot of depth so I would recommend watching that and you may or may not think my advice is helpful okay one two three four five six I'm gonna try going for six so he put his cursor slightly up and slowly right I think that's what's where he put it okay I think I go for that I think that's more consistent it clears two slides this is like that's insane okay so we're skipping the the second shot we're just gonna go straight for the third so it's three squares on the right antenna thing three squares on the right antenna thing then uh the sixth one up you put your mouse cursor like basically on the corner but slight like one pixel to the right of the corner and then I can reset that until I get it Claude God damn it okay so one more just for practice and then we move on and everybody remember this you can yell at me if I forget in the middle of it so that'd be the first one I shoot when the ball bucket is moving to the left near the right side [Music] one two three four five six so six I move it like basically to the corner print 100 I buy plane tickets to Boston to go see my boyfriend oh that's an aisle 13. yeah okay so it's it's basically at the corner and one pixel to the right at the corner one pixel to the right not exactly on the corner at the exactly on the corner and then one pixel to the right that's where you shoot it and then that clears it and then literally the level is so easy from here right side it's super this is amazing like okay so that's that's a great plan we're ready we're ready to go next one there's one more I really want to figure out so again three squares on the blue thing then go up to the sixth Peg on the left curve bottom right the pixel of the dark line one pixel to the right of that end of time this is the next one uh this is mostly straightforward so I go here wire Doug and Doug Doug verified but Doug Doug is not because I don't care [Music] okay and then I do R minus three so there's one more shot that I want to learn it's 117. it's been years now since the experiment began Doug still has no idea remember to look into hiring a wife for the captive known as Douglas so you aim at the corner you scroll until your Crosshair hits the corner and then tap four more times left okay and you do that with bucket minus two so it is hold on the second one okay so you're you're scrolling until the second of the three pillars up here [Music] okay and then so that's where it hits and then do four more one two three four and you shoot there okay that's actually kind of dope and then we're actually in really good shape okay that's it that's it so as we're so to be clear with this level 11-2 I do all the three openers and then the second on the right row I will basically move to the top I move all the way down with the arrow keys until it connects with the corner right there connects with the corner and then one two three four five and I do that when the ball bucket is moving to the left right there and we shoot that we got a big fat juicy ball maybe not something like that foreign counting is uh not relevant so let's say counting is only allowed in the off stream channel I did while I was recording four not five what tap four more times so it's five total so the first one you can act and then one two three four uh yesterday when I was finding new discussion topics I did notice that people were still counting at like four hours after the stream ended so I was very proud of you but it is not at all relevant to what's going on literally 1751 it is literally 2022. cool now we're good uh I need to go to the bathroom and then we're actually starting the speed run I'm going to absolutely destroy this run I'm gonna redo the prediction actually okay deleting the prediction now that you know what I'm capable of prediction again will Doug beat his record in this run you got five minutes yes or no again I can reset within the first five levels if I reset the first five like after the first five before starting level six before actually playing any of level six uh it doesn't count and I can do a reset without uh needing to turn off the prediction I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick please enjoy this discussion credit card number is 89336 seven two four five five three eight one two two nine begin discussion [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [ __ ] ready I'm about to absolutely destroy this speedrun new song no negative [Music] but before we do that one more discussion ready this needs to last potentially the entire run this prediction is for the whole run this is for the whole run um go the stream big froglet or Flinders range froglet is a small locally common Australian ground-dwelling frog of the family mile backtracking begin discussion Ready Set go [Music] don't you say froglet use your words has caused me a lot of bad times [ __ ] you okay that guy's definitely not a robot actually the billionaire probably would pay people to be mean to me huh that could be a bot wait a second don't brush that off why have you never told us you made a game on marriage is a line not like a real game like a student game [Music] explain German with food that's impossible oh my God clear all these [ __ ] ah okay clear that please hey duck please stop hating but as they are all going on strike now just let us play the game to finish this there's no time I'm playing the best pack all my [ __ ] life that was a super fast first level hey chat I'm really glad we were all able to line our schedules up to live stream today plus Doug is even here everybody please say hi to him and make him feel welcome so here comes again sometimes I am the main character the billionaire is choosing me as the main character he didn't pick any of you guys you said dog is the dude who will believe that everybody likes watching him on Twitch foreign [Music] people like me [Music] it's an open seat fight back even if Doug is against us that is dumb and stupid I was trying to hit the orange um I think that'll work damn it hey Doug you're like real funny and cool and stuff thank you [Music] just like what a real human would say [Music] I tried to make it pen by combining your name with alas there was no dug in red Den after that shut up with five lesbian Pride remember your loved and validation whenever you come out is today National coming out how do we apply for your poor Doug so in this case there's two pegs and I can just hit them directly so I'm gonna because I have enough balls so I'm just gonna do that so the instant I have enough balls to just shoot directly without bounces I immediately switched to that strategy at least I should I always forget no roll [Music] uh I guess I'll grab this thing look I am really happy for anybody the hotter Bots I'm happy for anybody who's coming out or has come out at some point I hope it goes wonderfully and that you get lots of love and support um this is not related to that this is just a general semi-tangent we can all agree there's way too many random made up holidays right like why there's so many rant people be like oh it's National cookie day and I'm like wait no it's not that's not a thing people will talk about them like this is like a big deal like oh no no dude it is like golden doodle day like no it's not man like National boyfriend day like what oh just do Christmas or Valentine's Day or something we already have like a lot of holidays you can just Jam things into the current holidays I love golden doodle day I don't think that's even real you're proving my point these things aren't real anybody can just make them up you're just jealous you don't have a boyfriend I don't care I just don't like just cause somebody look here here's another way to put it I'm gonna live my life the way that I think is is best and I'm gonna like care about the people in my life and the relationships in my life that I think are important and I try to do that every day I'm not gonna suddenly be like oh today's national like high school friend who you haven't caught up with but you've always kind of thought you should reach out today whoa I'm gonna go talk to that guy that's gonna be crazy no just do that just do that thing I don't need a made-up holiday to do that you can just do the things you want on any given day I don't need National cookie day to have a cookie just I'll just eat a cookie whenever I feel like it so I'm a [ __ ] adult I don't need holidays that's based and you know it wait how am I behind my time I thought this was pretty fast bummer hello Doug bot here due to new contractual obligations following questions the following question was paid for by Paramount Pictures who is your favorite member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from the hit multimedia franchise the Teenage Mutant uh I honestly I couldn't tell you I loved those as a kid I don't even know their names I know there's like gerangelo um Michael foreign with twitch chat's divorced wife okay okay um hey Doug I don't see this body in all 13. is it possible that someone stole his body no they would do that oops too late I only have two balls this could be bad God damn it no no there we go [Music] foreign to watch the stream or can I get a doctor's note it's like a uh okay I've failed it's a little bit like a watching twitch if you're under 13. technically you're not supposed to be on Twitch if you're under 13. that is against the rules of service but just don't say that you are although also don't watch My Stream if you're under 12 but I think it's uh you know you just don't just don't tell anybody and they'll be cool with it you're like oh yeah yeah I have a shattered marriage they'll believe you probably just be confident I think the the way you the way you deal with it it's like I think I brought it brought this up before but like the most homophobic kid in my high school by far turned out to be gay um I think you take that approach you just accuse everybody else of potentially not being divorced you just like point a lot of fingers and and just accuse people of stuff and then they won't maybe they won't pay attention to you the only downside to that is then people think you're a real [ __ ] [ __ ] a couple years later okay um sorry believers uh you lose [Music] hey good news though you get a 1 in 10 chance or you get 10 random Wikipedia articles to find a moth and you can get a mothy mode are you even divorced yeah you probably aren't that guy didn't sound like he was divorced though everybody look at him okay 10 chances one two three four five six seven eight nine ten right one two three four five yeah Nihon bijutsuin [Music] dogster GB Saab Bonnie satin Pringle was an Irish surgeon Daniel Gucci was an American lawyer Andre Zinn was a Ukrainian footballer communes of the Marne Department France Alexander Petrovic the Infinity Project one more chance Jeffrey Michaels sorry everybody no moth [Music] but have no fear I will destroy this next run you can even have a new discussion is the manager of a full looks like a blast furnace for the processing of iron it is a term mainly associated with the period of Industrial Revolution especially in Great Britain begin discussion oh yeah here we go ready question do we get sick paint I don't know how I can convey this more clearly you don't work here you do not work here you keep coming in here to my dug Mart and giving me money and then saying do I get health insurance you're purchasing items from the Doug Mart you don't work here how do I make this more clear apparently there have been people living in the grocery store for years some guy said he raised children here [Music] ready hey set is nothing wrong go you are the coolest Cuts around just keep playing that girl and you'll do just fine yo thank thanks for the honest feedback maybe that was honest I don't know that probably was honest thank you [Music] National speak like a pirate day is a sacred day how dare you that's exactly what I mean no it's [ __ ] not I think it's a it's for like Hallmark the card company to try to remain relevant Escape oh [ __ ] I thought I could bummer oh my God I'm dumb I could have done that way better so I'm sure there's a way to clear these without needing to without needing to do that that's okay [Music] when is the last time you saw a Pirate Day card I don't I don't buy cards I don't like this duck wake up hey hello time to wake up time to wake up can you hear me come on Duck I don't like this duck wake up well I'm a sleeper you're saying I'm dreaming I am trans love how supportive your stream is it really gives me the goody good chemicals I'm glad welcome welcome welcome uh okay I got yesterday off for mental health day I played League of Legends I think it was counterproductive oh dude I've been playing a little DOTA it's been really really fun it has been a oh crap way too high I was trying to hit this Orange um it's been great I know DOTA and Lee monster community foreign but I just don't know how many human beings really need to be concerned about that P National Peggle day dog not correct at least this song is crunchy as hell again if you want to do the music there's a Peggle exclamation mark Peggle playlist we'll tell you where to go guys it's me Doug's daughter after being trapped In This World by the billionaire he forgot about his family's existence okay all right I'm here to request said Cruise assistance to take down the billionaire and free dug once and for all I don't think I'm trapped in the sense I shall say the well-known happy National Douglas day everyone ask your local Douglas what's going on oh damn it I wanted to hit whatever I want to hit that orange [Music] hey Doug I see you're celebrating National Claude de lobs today with this speedrun okay glad to see you celebrating a joyous occasion it's just I don't understand I don't just do stuff you like why do you need it to be a holiday who cares I recently bought a pair of shoes no I'm a drug dealer I actually just don't know what they laced them with but I've been tripping all day okay that was kind of funny I still sniped it I'm nuts psychotic they keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity Mr Incredible from the Disney Pixar film The Incredibles not a quote [Music] can you let me know when it's National have a [ __ ] day it's urgent [Music] I should not be dictated by holidays it is my great joy to inform you today is give me five dollars day my PayPal address is well it wasn't give the correct PayPal day so you kind of [ __ ] up there oh I guess I'm going here hit that never mind I'm a dumbass God damn it all right hey my first time catching a Peggle stream yo this is now my number one packing related experience I'm glad dude I don't know how many uh it's competing with but I'm happy to be number one tomorrow is national pulled pork day is it what what is the actual holiday I feel like they probably have that listed somewhere because there's dumb holidays every day and I know there's somebody out there who's probably like really hurt by this we're like I like the fun dumb holidays before you that you can you can you can enjoy that but I'm just a cynical old man I will have you know my wife did lost me and instead became my husband no billionaire paid for it I don't know that sounds like something a billionaire would say Doug Doug please wake up it's me your father Warren you passed out while playing Hearthstone five years ago and you've been in a coma ever since practice wake up I don't know if that's true I should have gone oh right did you know that 99.9 of gamblers give up before they win big I don't know I just thought it was a cool fact I mean yeah is that a real Is that real is that a real fact that doesn't justify gambling at all but can we hire the please hold Grandma's a greater for the store she's on Aisle 13 if you want to hire her I don't know what her name is though we'll pair in olive oil Senator dial 13. that's where we take job applicants remind me to ask you guys about gambling actual serious question I'm curious people's thoughts no not right now like if I if the speed run ends because I won't be able to pay attention we're supposed to be coordinated and so many of you are in loving relationships stick to the script foreign yeah unacceptable you know what you signed up for that was a good level uh I go here into that oh God damn it that could have been so good could have been so good dude the song rips ass it's cool hello kind sir in what aisle is the Joker located that's the fun part the whole story is a joke aisle just throw money anywhere in a funny hilarious joke will pop back up it's funny because like I don't think of myself as like funny at all like I'm only gonna I think I can like come up with dumb scenarios that are funny but I don't like tell jokes so when you when you if you choose to throw three dollars into the dug hole don't expect like a great joke to come out of this I've sold my divorce papers to make hands meet my remaining water is drying up due to not paying bills I am beginning to question my morals to make canned meat anyways where do I clock my overtime just don't worry I think the deck is a secret billionaire and he's created all of us so he can pretend like he's the main character oh that is not a good shot right here cool [Music] does this mean you're firing me [Music] um I guess I'm gonna go up here open up this these gaps I also need to get the Peggle strats ready [Music] hey Doug locate an old friend day was just on September 18th what a shame you missed it also dug in chat you can always Google search for holidays on any day say holidays on October 11th [Music] on October 11th when I worked at EA I would always go over to my uh one of my co-workers desks and I would I would just yell Okay Google where's the nearest Chipotle it's like I have an iPhone but it's great if you're just confident enough and then the fun part is if you really like yelled at it people they'll be like God no look Chipotle is nearby Okay Google's not gonna work on my phone so they'll tell you they'll tell you anyway Ice Cream Day on channel 15 is vital to our survival as a culture just not it's just really not oh snap that come on oh I would have been so sick you activated my G home so that's what the kids are calling it um hello there Brandon Doug Martin Clark I have a complaint I went to go find my favorite Source Doggett that found that you were out of stock do you know the next potential shipment time for it I need it for a recipe uh check with the dogs [Music] go to the dog aisle you can do your own milking if you like ethically of course happy National Day Day where anything you can do regularly will now feel more special because a random day told you it's special [Music] you know what's fun is this uh this song is a remix by uh Note Block this guy called her from your shop for months and now he's dead in Aisle 13 and pissed crazy coincidence oh come on how do you not hit that man [Music] please stop tough games we are only listening our Lord and savior discussion generator yeah I haven't even given you a discussion a while if I beat this level first try you're getting a new discussion how does that ah all right this level I think it's just like circular things ago in a very homophobic town and I want you to know your support goes so much farther than you understand for people in the community keep being amazing fair enough I don't know for me it's like it was National olive oil day last week we celebrated at work by doing shots of olive oil hell yeah I feel like it's just like I don't think I'm being a good per I really genuinely mean this I don't feel like I'm being a good person by being like hey like welcome if you're you know trans or gay or whatever I feel like that's just basic common [ __ ] decency right so it'd be like the equivalent of like to me it feels like if I walked into a grocery store and I buy something making my first game it's called laundry day it'll send it to you when it's done less than three thank you if you went into a grocery store and you bought you know uh Trix cereal or something and then and then afterwards the grocery store manager is like I just want you to know that you didn't Rob us and thank you for that I'm like why would anybody do that you know like I said I guess people just some people get robbed a lot and they shouldn't um like I hope that makes sense it's just like dude like obviously [ __ ] of course like uh this is weird it's weird that that's not the standard everywhere in 2022 you know what I mean thanks for not robbing us in the right leg it's one of those things you're like it's just so so obvious coffee that it's I I I almost shouldn't feel like anybody should acknowledge me doing anything like yeah of course man why the what the [ __ ] else would I do I don't know bizarre hey guys but I'm happy on Twitch chat catchphrase now everybody can laugh ha ha ha I also recognize I grew up on the west coast I've lived on the west coast my whole life it's a much more Progressive part of the country and so I probably um do not see a lot of the the shittiness that people deal with um so yeah in my limited perspective I'm like yeah [ __ ] course yeah obviously but I'm sure there's a lot of [ __ ] I I'm shielded from you know [Music] Oh I thought I could oh whatever here damn this remix slaps guys this is dope hey Doug I've been dealing with some tough stuff in my personal life watching your streams has really helped take my mind off things your streams have allowed me to avoid my problems instead of facing them my life is worse than ever and my wife just left me all right man I feel like maybe you're misinterpreting the value of the streams here [Music] hey Doug my house is currently on fire and I just want to let you know it's really helping me not think about the fire as I sit here watching your stream I would have to deal with it otherwise yeah that Claude sucks Claude is a terrible hero in this game but he's very fun I really oh God damn it terrible shot I really like playing it a lot wow it's so bad that was also really bad you're right you're not funny you just happen to be the venue for the daily funny people convention you guys are funnier than me for sure please save me my divorce lawyer and I had enough reason wow it's through the [ __ ] level okay cool wow that was so bad there were so many opportunities there uh that I almost missed one two three today is National failed Speed Run Remembrance Day thank you for participating in the ceremony Doug it means a lot you're welcome I do what I can foreign so I can get my benefits if you never worked for me I don't owe you Severance benefits Doug please break your record this run I am a believer and I gambled all my pesos on me winning this and if you don't I won't be able to afford to celebrate National cook your child day please trial day uh someone whose family ostracized them for being a member of the LGBT plus Community it's truly appreciated having a place where the streamer cares about it hear that uh well I'm sorry to hear that your family I do not think so but it still means a lot that you're just a decent could do to us bisexual pride um yeah I'm really glad I'm really glad that my dumb content can um can be a source of joy mount okay that was pretty good if it wasn't National Mount Rushmore joke day though I would have banned you that you are consistently vocally supporting your viewers is much appreciated streams like streams again it's one of those things where I'm like is this common [ __ ] family in Texas is much more of a rarity than it should be around here yeah that's fair at any rate regardless of of all that um very welcome very happy to have you here uh trombone champ seems hilarious it also kind of seems like a joke that everybody has told already if that makes sense like I don't think I have much to add by playing trombone to be being the 10 millionth YouTuber to play Trombone champ I don't see it is you rubbing me but more of me not working hard enough to earn my paycheck thank you for not robbing me wait I think that was a cop thank you hey Doug it's me Google some holidays today are National Coming Out day National sausage pizza day ate a Lovelace day international day of the girl child and Southern food Heritage day actually no that was done you know talking about trans rights uh and LGBT rights over Doom music is a funny experience did you ever think did you ever think that you would um have an experience where you're listening to Doom watching Peggle and talking about LGBT rights all the same time I threw that level super hard there's a couple bad bounces and then the stupid Chopsticks man they just they pop out of nowhere I mean there's one or two bounces that got robbed because of the Chopsticks I'm restarting sorry believers duh Believers this next one though think about it you'll make ten to one money back it was like 90 doubters that last time you're gonna make so much [ __ ] money gambling talk reminder yes also we need to check for mods we need to check for mobs all right you get 10 articles if any of the ten are about mods I had a moth emote here we go one two three four five six seven eight nine ten Secondary School no European tornadoes no Australia at the Baseball World Cup no ground ball so close dude okay beetles NCAA Division One softball Pine Valley South Derbyshire St Maria and greatest brought it predator [ __ ] sorry everybody no moths [Applause] [Music] all right new predictions up get your bets in do you think I'll do it I'm probably warmed up enough to make it I'm going to I guess just for just for a heads up wait what oh it's under music oh okay [Music] I am probably going to reset the Run if I lose in the first 30 levels I'm gonna like reset pretty aggressively because I want to not lose in the first 30 because the record I have really played well in the last like 10 levels so I want like a lead in the first half okay gambling discussion um I would never do a like slot gambling sponsorship I haven't done a sponsorship in two years and I haven't if you that's if you count G fuel if you don't count G fuel having a sponsorship in three years um I was offered a poker sponsorship I personally like poker and I do not think poker is harmful in the way that sloth like online slots or other things are harmful I'm personally fine with poker um and I I think I could have fun with poker and have like you guys bet on what hands to play and all that um so I actually think that would be fun to do uh to do a poker sponsorship um I was curious though if people are like strongly opposed to something like that essentially morally um actually I'm not gonna do a poll I'll just read no it's not about chasing the back I mean I get a lot of spot sponsorship opportunities I get one like every day okay like it's not about money it's but that's what I would actually enjoy doing but I also recognize that most people or that a lot of people don't have a I know to me like poker is just different than gambling you're playing against other people it's not it's not like you know I don't know I think of it differently gambling companies get bad PR all the time a lot of them deserve it I think online slots is really [ __ ] up I would never ever ever do an online slot sponsorship poker to me feels different I like poker gambling but it's the advertisement of it yeah you have a young audience I don't know if that's super true at least on YouTube My audience is like 90 it's it's mostly like 24 to 30 or no I think it's like 80 percent 18 to 30 I think with like a large number of people who are 24 to 30. I'm pretty sure I don't actually have a very young audience um at least not like under 18. you don't have to tell me your age I don't care it's fine uh the point being like my my audience skews older than the average twitch audience or average YouTube gamer audience in general um for for better for worse I'm three months old okay just do it without the sponsorship well I was like I may as well make a shitload of money it's a lot of money I'm gonna be honest and I don't need the money um as somebody runs casinos on the Minecraft server I think I shouldn't talk that's not real money like I don't need more money and if I mean look if I if I ever want a shitload of money if I ever like actually need money I will I can do mobile game sponsorships and make ungodly amounts of money but I don't um I don't do any sponsorships right now but I want to do some I think soon ish I'm not going to say the name of one but there's one that I use all the time it's a food company I use it all the [ __ ] time and I want them to sponsor me because I'm like dude I would love to be sponsored by you um whereas mobile games I'm like yeah I would feel better doing a poker sponsorship than a mobile gaming sponsorship like you know no it's not McDonald's I don't it's not olive oil either although somebody reached out to me about an olive oil sponsorship I don't think olive oil can pay me a lot of money maybe they can I don't know I don't know what kind of profit isn't olive oil dude um some people have said the name of the brand in chat but I won't say it otherwise that's right I gotta hold I gotta I need leverage right like I don't even talk about you but you but I will if I if you pay me a lot of money no I mean I literally have turned down hundreds of sponsorships over the last two years I just think it's more important it has been more important for me to focus on my on my health and on my making my YouTube and twitch more scalable and sustainable it's not Olive Garden it's not challenge butter challenge butter actually did sponsor a person it was [ __ ] it's been the challenge better went and sponsored some random YouTubers like dude what the f I made you a sponsorship application and they didn't give me anything [ __ ] just donate the money or something well that at that point it's like I don't know why like why do it that I could just play a little poker for fun um I mean quite I don't know I guess more probably the bigger question is when do I start doing sponsorships um right now I'm not in a rush and I don't care but at some point I probably will can you sponsor a small poker company no no it's not me sponsoring somebody I'm not paying a poker company I don't know I probably won't right now maybe at some point in the future I'll do a poker sponsorship you guys it seems like for the most part people here are not like vehemently opposed to it or feel like there's major moral issues I'm sure some people here do think it would be immoral or shitty of me to do um I personally think it's fine but again different than luck based games I absolutely would not do other forms of gambling I don't know very unlikely to happen by the way because I would have to take this offer like right now and I'm not gonna do a sponsorship in the next month because I don't want to do a poker sponsorship and donate a percentage to a gambling Health charity at that point like why the [ __ ] am I even why would I like make a bunch of money promoting gambling and then donate it to a to help people not gamble that's just like at that point let's just [ __ ] donate to it I don't know it's probably fine at any rate maybe that will happen at some point in the future uh for now though let us get a new discussion and prepare for the next Speed Run is it for real money it would be for real money I'd be paying real money take the deal and give the money to me Fair Raz I'll I'll put it all in your child in sorry in like a fund for your child not in your child they cancel out then what is the point why shouldn't if the two things cancel out why why not just like not do it I don't know no I'm saying give the money to like donate it to she does not eat money yet well you gotta work on that res also Razz offer offer for you on the table okay um I will pick I will I will load 20 30 random Wikipedia articles okay if one of them is um okay if there are no moths in the 30 random random Wikipedia articles not a single moth okay I will open up your YouTube channel right now and tell everybody to go subscribe everybody should do that anyway Razz button has a great Channel but I'll do it I'll open this up right so for you promote exposure I'll give you exposure as but if one of the 30 is a moth okay you have to rename your daughter to Doug Gina dogina you can pronounce whatever you want but it's got to have Doug in the name yeah what do you think pause Champs what do you think a lot of people saying deal I don't think it's up to you guys hmm okay how about you at least consider renaming your daughter or middle name middle name dagina [Music] [Applause] you said roll it where I missed it did I miss wait hold on messages roll it [ __ ] roll it let's go let's go okay 30 chances 30 random articles if any one of them is a moth because I swear dude mobs are like 30 of Wikipedia this is huge one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30. give me him off oh oops [Music] don't look that was not a mom [Music] uh Proxima Centauri B no that's a planet mugless CT [ __ ] no no that's a university coat of arms no no no [Music] Hess versus Reynolds Supreme Court case oh is that I'm off oh it's an ant okay close Harry Reams no he's a porn star Paragould Kansas Jamie Kern Lima Lima my balls got him okay uh Kirsten Rodham rodomski German teacher no should Shahidi surname No Sophia Elijah Heidi is a type of opossum oh she's a specific opossum okay golden Griffin press is an independent Publishing Company the makoba massacre I don't know this has been a depressing set of 30. uh the archery final Olympic qualification tournament electron transport chain no Havard Von Peterson Norwegian curler Walter Mack Thomas Burke no That Could That Could That Be him off no that's a church in Algeria come on butter oh that's close that's close weightlifting at the 1920 Summer Olympics men 82.5 kill that's very specific French Cruiser Montcalm six more AFC Ajax season Josh Rodriguez Ned Weaver Sebastian Hill that looks like a moth name for a second long jump and Gerald so close in my hands dude the name not the not your daughter I've been phrasing things poorly hey everybody go check out Rasputin he does wonderful video essays wonderful Dude great stuff um I I watch all those things they're wonderful go go go go subscribe I demand it and if you are subscribed unsubscribe and then re-subscribe donate to Wikipedia I will actually I gotta donate to Wikipedia Douglas is a unisex name used to be used for women more often than men wow I didn't know that or are you lying so that Raz is more receptive to renaming his daughter dougina foreign okay time for another speed run Let's uh we'll we'll cue this up I just wanted to let you know that my life has been exactly the same since I started watching you help I am trapped in this Purgatory where nothing ever changes no you're having a great time think about think about all the times you've had no I I am on a different YouTube account on this Firefox that's why I'm not subscribed I am subscribed I have the reason I use Firefox is because it's a completely different browser than Chrome which is what I use for my personal stuff to decrease the odds that I leak anything Douglas is a fire name thank you I hope the twitch stash staff watching didn't see that first one I don't know what you're talking about it was just a moth it was a moth with a goiter um [Music] okay new discussion as we prepare for the next speed run dermatochalysis is a medical condition defined as an excess of skin in the upper or lower eyelid also known as baggy eyes begin discussion [Music] I'm ready three is this true secret front of epoxy's divorce attorney practice I wish it'd be the greatest sponsorship of all time three two one go oh hold on forgot to restart [Music] hey Doug I'm giving you three dollars so that you will play the game trombone champ it is National trombone day so you are required to do it by law that's not how National trombone day works [Music] [Music] three two one go [Music] okay this one's gonna be fast I can already feel it don't feel how fast it's gonna be I'm even gonna give you another discussion when it's supportive or even trying to understand your cell gbt folks as an arose say gender trans girl I want to thank you for being so supportive you're very welcome oh okay good we got in there all right new discussion stars as Hellboy alongside Selma Blair Jeffrey camborg Evans and John Hurt in supporting roles so loud it's so aggressively loud I wish the discussion generator would stop yelling license masseuse what I'm okay that did not work I was trying to believe it but he supported words really mean something I am a bigoted hateful and racist person who enjoys screaming at the screen when you are accepted thank you Doug sorry I must have missed something Kimberly [Music] like the name that's a holiday that's stupid no offense to only Kimberly's here but that's a stupid holiday you don't deserve it just like I don't deserve Douglas a day I don't care there's a regular viewer I can say you are my favorite distraction during the day thanks and non-binary pride you're welcome [Music] people were lined up for blocks I do really care about my job and about it it means a lot slash Char development he was so inspiring knowing that even when it all fails I can just divorce and Peg to succeed that is not the takeaway you should take from anything I do that you can just fail as a developer and do Peggle full-time that's I'm fairly certain I'm the only person who's done that I think I'm the only person who is a failed software engineer who went on to become a professional Pego player I think I'm the only professional Peggle player you can catch one of these streams holy [ __ ] epic Gaming man also High chat smile you're my favorite side character thank you very much Chad Ferry I really really appreciate it that's very very generous thank you [Music] chat they donated a lot of money that's how you know that they're correct that I'm the main character do you think it could be a fun statement to just say what holidays are today whenever you start spending just a quick TTS message saying a few of the notable ones I I mean I think that's interesting yeah sure I don't ever want to be like hey you guys should give me money in order to do this joke I hardly know her sponsorship thank you I think that's funny I mean I'm I'm ragging on dumb holidays but they are fun to rag on it's fun to make fun of them [Music] guys I was looking up days and tomorrow is gonna be National bring your teddy bear to work slash school no it's not that is not real teddy bears if Doug streams tomorrow or else we'll sick the zombie before new that's not real there's no [ __ ] way that's real can you give me one now please what I love the ads on here damn that was way off actually I'm a little bit worried uh this is really bad I'm doing bad shots none of these are bouncing the way I thought so here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go off that wow how did I miss that okay so we do this and we reset my bounces have been quite awesome that one guy in Chuck is 32 and Biff is 68 so I think you're fine [Music] oh how far back are the alerts I don't know I never know on one hand I don't like gambling sponsorships because it can be very good but on the other hand mobile games especially free to play are much worse no no no no prediction doesn't no okay oh well sorry Believers you got roasted uh for future predictions only count it if I get past the first five levels [Music] okay you get 10 chances of them off one two three four five six seven eight nine ten Michael kovea no El Dorado mine no Japanese film no William Lowell putting him three no flag Mound County no 2015 China Open Women's singles no rudimentals Ska band no Olive flank ground Robin kind of close Liverpool art prize Panzer Division no odds [Music] all good Martin it is all good we can just remind people as always the American dollar reduce are not real this is not real money the only real money that transfers that is ever transferred to people in my community is the billionaire paying all of you to watch My Stream and make me think I'm a successful streamer I literally the first time I streamed Peggle I was like okay this is gonna be a terrible stream but I just think it'll be fun and then I looked at the stream summary afterwards because I don't look at the view count when I'm streaming I look at afterwards what the [ __ ] why were there 4 000 people watching me play Peggle I've never understood it half of at least 90 percent of you have to be robots that the billionaire is paying wait wouldn't you just buy his own robots I'm not sure my very real dollary dues are gone rigged okay I think there's literally a moth stuck in my window I will free that moth if I win this next prediction I vow it chat or win this next Speed Run it's gonna happen um I'll give you a new discussion here we go the federal information processing standard publication 143 fips Pub 140-3 is a U.S government computer security standard used to approve cryptographic modules begin discussion other robots are getting paid yeah dude you're way behind you gotta find the billionaire who's been gaslighting me into thinking I'm a successful streamer crypto no I don't think it's crypto it's cryptographic modules those aren't the same thing I hate crypto Bros guys the word crypto doesn't mean Bitcoin it means computer security uh anyways at least you're having a discussion that's all that matters three two one go terrible for a shot all this bouncing around you know what no we're resetting three two one go hey Doug what happens when someone pays for the Duke next steals the Declaration of Independence I would isn't it self-explanatory I don't understand why people need an explanation for this I will go steal the Declaration of Independence track totally fits the LGBT Pride discussion because Doom guy is canonically asexual this is required a sexual Pride asexual Pride also the twitch streamers who make their money by promoting internet gambling sites suck yeah again I think there's a difference though between luck based gambling and playing poker versus other humans I think that's fine personally but I understand if you don't I really do not think people should be promoting slots on Twitch that I think is not good at all but teams their own dude [Music] this is the best episode of Shark Tank I've seen the reason I'm not saying what thank you the reason I'm not shooting down this little path is because then it bounces back into the middle I actually want the ball to drop down here instead I think that's a uh a more efficient path because these I can just clear later pretty easily [Music] oops that was not great I think charging all these people 300 bits for the opportunity to thank you for accepting them as just common decency okay [Music] is a medical condition defined as excess skin around the earth also known as baggy eyes begin discussion I really love dermatologist as a discussion not not just having a designer on a major RPG franchise currently and I'll bet 25 Subs against me naming a character in the game after you that no moths show up in 10 articles uh okay bet it on the next one the next the next reset that's the bet wait do I have to give up anything [Music] great star thank you for the two years I appreciate it thank you man thank you thank you thank you [Music] appreciate it very much uh this has been a weird level that helps um [Music] oh scammed but it worked I wish I mean I scammed the level I should not have won that oh Nashville sausage pizza day chat that's not real that's not real there's no way that's real sausage pizza is not even very good just have pepperoni like a normal human mods can you hold it to say you were my favorite way to ruin my night's sleep and by extension my next day I know the British are known for sarcasm but I promise this isn't thanks again hey do what I can in response I'm conducting a revolutionary war on your sleep schedule the movies out right and I think that era of late 90s to mid-2000 superhero movies feel much more unique in hindsight uh they were never very good they were never that good odds could we do a vote uh poll sausage on pizza or pepperoni on Pizza damn it I really need to hit that orange right there I need to hit that orange I am missing right here please there we go did you know the January 22nd answer your cat's question day it doesn't it doesn't make any who is deciding these who gets to decide these none of them make any sense that's a bad shot most of the people here are from my divorce looking for advice on how to get into a divorce yeah we should we should start a dating app for people who are looking for divorce as someone who is asexual this is the only pegging I will ever do hey glad I can help out are you tired of finding meaningful long-lasting relationships on other dating apps duck this is one of the view Bots paid for by the secret billion it I would appreciate it if you did not talk about this in public thanks um I was nuts I'm gonna snipe this right here that's currently stuck in the window here I watched you eat a whole salmon quite a disgusting act I think I've witnessed horrible acts Please Release Me From This torment okay hold on hold on I didn't clarify an important detail okay the moth is dead okay the moth is dead [Music] don't actually I didn't kill it it's just it's been it's like a dead moth that was stuck in the window great thing long time viewer first time chatter just want to say hi Andrea had to take a shower after a bowel movement yesterday instead of wiping because we ran out of toilet paper you guys are a little bit of details I've seen or heard from your guys's place ironically bad I am legitimately good I'm super [ __ ] good at this game I mean I'm definitely not it's gotten more competitive for sure [Music] oh are you guys I don't know if you're still here in Andre a I'm not a robot people getting paid but be I don't think robots just say beat constantly Barry didn't reply we're doing this thing on Thursday I'll tell people oh you're here did Barry talking guys are you guys down on Thursday promoting it because if so I can tell everybody because it is random since I am bad at it and don't know how to bounce the ball no that's just you being bad at a video game that's not gambling something is not gambling just because you suck at it there are about 160 000 species of moths and about 6.5 million that makes it approximately a two percent chance to pull one all right important announcement um wait this is impossible I can't talk I am going to attempt to tease a stream that I think will be really fun while while playing Peggle and I'm probably gonna butcher it okay pause chance this Thursday [Music] oh damn it hold on it's too loud hold on [Music] nice snipe it [Music] okay hold on sorry I'm taking a sec okay this Thursday new stream previously on One Tree Hill meet and Andre sandwich and Barry Bebop we're gonna watch every single episode of the the hit 90s TV show One Tree Hill are you excited One Tree Hill everybody but that's not legal and I would take too long so we're gonna not watch the whole episode instead we're gonna watch every single previously on One Tree Hill that they do at the beginning of the episode that's like 20 seconds long where they recap what happened and we're only gonna watch those and we're gonna watch every single previously on of the entire series all nine seasons and try to understand what's happening in the show and then review it at the very end pretty okay and also you're you're sorry I I hate to do this you're not allowed to join if you've seen One Tree Hill you can't spoil it like this is this is like a a you know popular teen drama you can't spoil it for us we're not even gonna know what people are named We're Not Gonna know anything all right so no spoilers no spoilers you can come in at the very end and tell us if we were correct about literally anything One Tree Hill was my [ __ ] when I was a teen okay you you go what I mean though right you gotta you can't spoil it for us because literally we can't even watch episode one we can't we cannot watch the first episode because there's no recap so instead we're gonna watch we're gonna start at the second episode on the recap of what happened on the first one and then the best part is that it's the most anticlimactic idea ever because we can't watch the finale we won't know how the show ended because there's no previously on after it we won't watch the intro episode we won't watch the ending and there's not even previously ons on all the episodes a bunch of them just don't have it so we're gonna be super confused half the time [Music] I can't wait I think it'll probably be really stupid it's one of many streams one of many stream ideas where I'm like guys this will probably suck but it might be fun this level [ __ ] this level God it's a great idea I did this in college with some friends I came up with the idea and we did it for Dawson's Creek the show Dawson's Creek which worked really well it was very fun I don't know how well it will work for One Tree Hill foreign [Music] [Music] I wanted to know if you sell closets my friends in chat got rid of mine but I feel naked outside of one thanks sorry pause it no why did you bounce like that Doug helped the pizza guy got here and now my wife is delivering pizzas with him and wants a divorce I was being of divorce we just uh randomly got the divorce video hey duck did you know the Dragon Ball character Piccolo is his own Holiday May 9th is National Piccolo Day that doesn't sound real you have your mother's nose your father's complexion and something else your grandfather something else simply because what you call as your body is a complex amalgamation of memory a very ancient memory lives in your body what you call as my mind is 100 memory right so you are a huge heap of memories [ __ ] gross pile of memories and memory goes into you in different ways through all the five senses you gather memory five different ways of gathering memory what you see are the deepest forms of memory dude get I'm wasting time I want to get these especially what you touch create a certain level of memory in the system So when you say a spouse here you have touched and there is a certain level of memory now let it go let it go your divorce means in some way you're trying to rip that memory off and uh various reasons but at the same time the very fact that you're going this is nine minutes one to be we have to listen to the whole thing finished with that memory in some way maybe not erase that memory but someone who was a spouse we've listened to this for hours anyways so many hours slowly for whatever reason you have begun to experience them as a baggage that you're unwilling to catch your friends have become bags so you want to keep the baggage aside what you find the baggage is not something that you voluntarily carry it is something that compulsively whatever six sticks to you compulsively if you try to rip it off there will be pain not a great run right now see if you can get rid of your mother what no I don't want to from your system oh look I could have done that better you will see it's impossible yeah I'm not gonna kill my mom so similarly memory has built up about your spouse you can't just get rid of it just like [ __ ] I'm gonna die if you do it even mentally psychologically if you're equipped to do it level of suffering invariably even if emotionally psychologically you're in a balanced state that you can deal with it the system will go through a certain process you will see that especially when you are okay no we're moving out from divorce guy we're doing new discussion topic ready go the monument to Alfonso the 12th is located in Buena Park El retiro and Madrid Spain measuring 30 meters high 86 meters long and 56 meters wide it has at its Center and equestrian statue of King Alfonso the 12th begin discussion also 10 chances in a moth ready one China nope that's China uh William M Murphy come on give me this castoria I don't even know where that is oh Greece the war against destiny arcade game huh okay ballot is a Japanese ballot Company please give me a moth right now Doc soccer dam is a dam in Japan Z ping Gansu oh God I probably mispronounced that so badly medical search engine Nicholas Thatcher Ukraine at the 2010 Winter Olympics dude I've got no mods literally I got three moths in one run and then I've gotten zero mods the other eight runs what is going on oh too loud okay I'm from the future I don't have a lot of time the secret billionaire is dug from the future you need to what how would he's here wait how would I so I'm sending money to the Past this is the text to speak it hurts so bad please and my suffering Doug is forcing me to read every single donation and me no no that's one of the robots probably all right we're running it back against my better judgment I believe dude this is gonna be the one but when is national coming in day this is the one I absolutely promise that there's a chance this is the one [Music] thank you very much for the 12 months appreciate it thank you thank you thank you all right we're juicing here we go Ready Set go [Music] I believe my man hey Doug this is Wikipedia hey we decided to change the moth name to Twitch chat with the magic hat that doesn't make sense there's like 200 000 types of moths here have another discussion abbreviations that's a great discussion lots to talk about oh it's a fast level right there [Applause] cool that's what I want so then I get I get I slide down most of this and then down here [Music] is Doug still on keto hey great discussion right there I see you're taking the discussion seriously wow that was awful [Music] oh oops sorry alerts are paused hey done it's the dead mother that you killed it has been three days and I have returned from the grave to warn the other moths okay first off I think you've been there for a couple of months I I looked over just now I don't like check the corners of the windows very often at least not in this room foreign [Music] I'm not like trapping and killing Moss okay mobs just do that they just go and like get stuck in places and die it's not my fault because I have no idea what's so special about a hill with only one tree on it European Hills have hell and more cheese on them yeah Americans we uh we care a lot about hills with one tree it's like kind of a national passion I'm making veal parmesan thank you for the gift thank you thank you hey Doug I need to cut down a tree really quick don't mind me don't Don't DeForest One Tree Hill okay the tree is cut thank you Doug can we make a divorced pride flag emote I don't know what that would look like you do whatever you want the deck Mark does business with everyone no matter their sexuality race politics whether they're a or Zed no matter you can buy a dugmalt except those who think they're the main character those people are worst with no exceptions yeah hey that gets the family of the mafia just to let you know his last twist was a disk beloved WWE would play some band finders many thanks sex I don't think the moth maybe the moth died in my window because he was like camped out waiting for me to play Barn finders you need to wake up foreign but I'm sure he's gonna play Barn finder so I leave and go look for food to his dying breath dude Hey Duck I'm still stuck on monkey monks in hell uh Biff will come get you out of there that's what I pay him for oh wait did I fire him oh come on get that one maybe Thunder knows the answer [Music] thank you [Music] fondle doesn't know [ __ ] he's dead I don't think it's in this playlist [Music] what do you mean no this is he's been dead for years this is like the moth you guys are freaking out something that's been a closed case for a long time now um Haider guy was recommended to come here after my divorce they said that you can help me win the custody of my dog BTW I am the CEO of twitch um yeah somebody spammed the divorced Pride flag Adam I guess how am I doing on time okay pretty good thank you okay 11 seconds behind my record is really really fast on the first five levels so I'm fine being behind right now [Music] is the DPS movie Tree of Might connected to One Tree Hill I need to know if I can watch the stream on Thursday I don't think those are related I don't think we really need that I'm gonna be honest with you man through that snog it very high in my list of priorities to think about or focus on [Music] Oh I thought it would okay nice I still got it somehow [Music] even worth bouncing God damn it whatever [Music] all right that's pretty fast oh that's going pretty good right now [Music] okay I want to see Doug play OverWatch 2 at some point that is probably never happening one of those things I want I wouldn't text this program uh it's not on I don't know [Music] I'm not just gonna leave that on all the time that'd be a mess [Music] you mean the one where Chad can talk constantly right that cannot just be on constantly foreign [Music] [Laughter] that's actually really funny wanted to ask Doug how you deal with frustration from mistakes on Long speed runs I always struggle not resetting after a mistake uh I don't I get very tilted and frustrated [Music] I'm certainly not a role model for that the couple times I have lost I get super tilted and upset it's really upsetting [Music] again I want to remind everybody I am not like some genius I'm just a guy who plays video games in a moderately entertaining way I don't I'm not like a life coach I don't know how to help your anger problems um which is not about I'm not saying that about you I'm saying like I don't know what I'm doing I'm like I'm just into some [ __ ] guy I don't [ __ ] know like I'm just some guy sitting in pajama pants playing Peggle [Music] oh my God what if that's our goal well then I can help you okay that was a terrible shot but whatever [Applause] Doug this is fondle from the past resurrect me we need to go on more Adventures no no I think I better left yeah no sorry [Music] [Applause] [Music] one more let's go no All I Can Do Is Sing sea shanties and play Peggle that was a sick shot a sickness they said that you can help me in the custody of my dog BTW I am the CEO of twitch [Music] I'm just so like incompetent at so many things you should not want my advice what happened reduce [Music] [Music] now it's too quiet um [Music] I love that you're just some guy playing that girl in picture on the bottom Cinema [Music] thank you [Applause] how did it Miss the orange are you kidding me Chad remember that he's a bad person to ask for advice on Dylan lost because he has never lost anything in his life so he cannot be advised on how to deal with it thank you [Music] oh my head I sent two bits to Nation it did not appear on stream it's not delayed I hope those 400 bits are not lost but my jokes were never heard it is um the the price of TTS went up to three dollars due to Dollar redo inflation so that's probably why if you said 400 bits uh it's 300 now to donate not because I want money from you but just so that alerts aren't super delayed so but it is 300 now he wants our money don't you identity with Captain oops that's probably better than 90 of people in the US also most of your viewers probably don't if any people over the age of 30 with any amount of empathy to their interests and life situation hate that guy I'm planning to cook a beef wellington do you have any tips for cooking no I have no idea how to cook also I'm not a therapist you shouldn't think you should get a real therapist ah what is happening [Applause] [Music] I have seen you cook before you're amazing Jordan I literally can't cook anything and you know that it's not it's not spliced if I paused the game and looked at a different menu That's not splicing do you have any tips on welding hey this guy's pretty good managed to die I mean seriously unless you're a professional game tester there's no reason for you to be dying yet if you are a professional game tester with a good job keep up the good work of course every hint marker in the city is a direct line to me for a special piece of information advice or I don't know what have you oh and you'll get some hero points too in case you're into uh winning maybe you already know this but you should be checking your to-do list whatever you're wondering it's on your pause menu so it shouldn't test your hand-eye coordination too much to find it remember kicking off the items on your to-do list you know those big blue discs floating all over the place in the city why is this in the playlist challenge markers activating a challenge marker will start the challenge course you have to complete them I don't know how long it is uh [Music] Doug my beef wellington has been off his meds for weeks and is feeling a bit depressed can you help well I am a licensed therapist a food therapist some people call it a chef I like to call it a food therapist nice nice [Music] how does that not hit how does that not hit dude how does that not hit how did none of these hit that went into there God damn it need divorce Pride I have trans and gay pride but where is my power divorce plan would it be like a broken heart I don't know what it'd be uh L1 plus two hey done it's the moth's legal team we've taken that guy's 400 bits to build the murder case against you okay 400 bits is like 200 000 moth bits BTW so expect a hard trial ahead that doesn't make sense it's the same currency it's not worth more because but he doesn't have a magical cat I mean he's magical in other ways like being shitty at his power nice oh that's too low not nice into there nice Dear Mr Douglas would you care to comment on dollar redo inflection at Doug Martin divorces are up 300 this year alone dude how do I that thing is so hard yet I'm gonna bounce off like that stupid [ __ ] Chopsticks man bring back the guy who was teaching us how to play Pago that was not for Peggle as for Spider-Man 2. [Music] this level is taking so long hey Doug have you heard of or potentially it's a pegulated inspired road bike I bet you could Wallop it uh I I have played it I do not like it personally one two three four five six seven eight nine and every single time I play Pega somebody brings me brings it up can you tuck me in wait what dude you know what we're just going [ __ ] it uh yeah we're gonna tuck you in with with a discussion so told me to divorce my husband and pointed his gun and forced me to that sounds like what you are done in a situation wise Doug I would have sued him can't shoot you if he's also law suiting himself Doug what are you going to do with three dollar TTS I bet you will write them off your taxes no I can't write off money that I what why would I write off the money all right you guys need a new discussion here you go the federal information processing standard publication 1435 discussion I'm sorry to hear about the moth grow up with whatever you say I'm sorry [Music] oh come on dude what am I doing oh we're ahead one two three bam [Music] you guys are uh not understanding the discussion topic [Music] I mean I guess you are discussing things that's all that matters [Music] damn I wanted to like dude this is actually kind of bad [Music] I need to use Claude to do some stuff hey Doug my pet muff went missing a few weeks ago he was a really big Duke Doug fun and he was gonna try to find you to say hi okay I don't suppose you've seen him recently uh uh I have you checked God damn have you checked all 13 and Doug Martin she's just trying to discuss I'm gonna lose this level is going horribly like absolutely horribly I'm gonna clear this side okay nice that helps that helps a lot that helps all right now we're okay if you vote for me moth in the window I will reduce inflation on Doug's Channel divorced couples for mothers wait how do I get that one [ __ ] maybe not foreign [Music] don't worry I gave them a box first one two three four five don't have enough money for Pagel frown is like two dollars in fact there's 400 bits first one was 100 so it didn't go live but second was 300 maybe Parks it can help me Sue Renegade Mercury should I ask him to take his gun I think just have tell Parker to shoot his gun wildly into the air while yelling about money and then maybe twitch will give you your money back [Music] Hayden how much do you charge for a therapy session I'm willing to pay with goats if need be uh we only accept we only accept whatever holiday it is it has to be in that currency so if it's National boyfriend day it has to be your boyfriend or whatever it is today sausage pizza or something dude I don't want to lose this come on man let's focus focus Doug we still remember what you did to fondle our dearest friend he deserved a fair trial a second chance and you murdered him fondle will be Avenged and there will be Justice I can't hear you over the discussion that we're having alcohol foreign this next one's it this next one is gonna be the one I know it [Music] I'm not playing great but I'm not playing bad this is always how it works the first like two three hours I'm warming up I play shitty and then I just suddenly crush it I go from zero to 100 this is always how it works I'm now going to a hundred we will look at 10 random Wikipedia Pages for a month one two three four five six seven eight nine ten Millington Conroy no deep tea [Music] the jungle goddess it's a film Romanian surname chilly at the 2012 Summer Paralympics is so specific ario's one of Cyprus Andre Fortin a market in Guinea sarsod is in I don't know where this is oh that's so close genus of dance flies sorry Jeff all right I'm gonna go to the bathroom now we're crushing this run [Music] ah all right prediction prediction prediction okay this prediction just hasn't been paid out yet right yeah okay I'm paying out the prediction [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay predictions live [Music] [Music] foreign do you promise this is the Run I promise so I just got back from Disney World and they had a whole ride based on me killing moths what's up with that that doesn't sound I don't know if you went to Disney World I think you went to like an abandoned barn and some guy named beetroot told you to kill a bunch of bugs okay no I need something better yeah okay this works um new discussion this is gonna kick us off for the next hour and 20 minutes as I crush the run and I make top three 41 titled search and seizure is a rule in the federal rules of criminal procedure begin discussion lots to unpack there Ready set go hi Doug just wanted to wish you a happy National keep your window of the life they hope you're celebrating in the spirit of the holiday thank you yeah funny timing that wow that was a crazy shot hey Doug my penguin keeps burning and also developing ADHD any advice on what temperature to cook either to make you like it foreign I asked a French man if he played video games he said this joke isn't relevant anymore divorce divorce Claudia okay all right a lot a lot of deep Cuts in the last couple messages [Music] it was very fast I should change Doug in a bit late are you enjoying my stupid creation have you added anything fun to it Wham wait what foreign okay very weird but cool coincidence I'm a graphic design major and for a class I'm doing a seasonal fall flavored beer centered around you guessed it Mothman I want to ask you and chat what fall flavors you think Mothman like would taste like uh chat let him know [Music] as long as it involves bits of real moth foreign version damn it I was a waste too low okay my energy I just dropped a bunch that's fine but uh new discussion let's pick it up [Music] suspicious species of sea snail a marine gastropod mollusk that belongs to the family micromorphity begin discussion some believer coins it's gonna be the one I'm so [ __ ] sure of it I'm way more tired all of a sudden that can only mean one thing my brain is converted all of the energy from like basic human sustenance over to Peggle I've lost all other functions thank you hey moth Nation happy National Day in a guy named Doug's window day we why don't we have one of those stupid uh like streamer names like for their viewers hey that guy caught my wife in my bed with the Milkman and I need your professional pickle advice he gave me some milk to pay for our therapy session uh-huh wait sorry what's the advice you need I'm confused sounds like you got it figured out the douglitz how about the duggery dues oh I wanted to bounce around in there that's bummer hey people dug in the discussion of filing a moth because they cheated on the window while standing in front of the divorce send emergency service was that coherent or is that just a bunch of buzzwords I couldn't really hear it over the music music is a little too loud [Music] the Doug Vorst I feel like moth nation is very funny because it's only relevant to this one very very specific thing it's been a very fast couple levels let's keep it up uh up into that oh okay we're good foreign ation [Music] we do have a collective name we are the divorcees also good luck on the runs Doug especially R5 news coming soon that's just your legal tax definition that's not necessarily like a club name [Music] we are the two people Seas area [Music] [ __ ] man I keep missing some important bounces because I want to just like get oh that was bad I just want to get more value out of stuff it's like that was pretty good that was what I wanted get this one please God damn yeah [Music] all right that was still very fast that's good with me hey I just realized the name duck duck has two D's nests and I absolutely got [ __ ] roasted there dude I'm focused dude I'm telling you this is the one Believers are gonna make so much nation and we declare war on all windows we don't have to take Windows to war or anything man we can just hold hostile feelings towards them but still be diplomatic hey all my fellow moths in moth Nation now that we have a capitalizable name as we are a special resource and our best main characters [Music] divorce patients you're not you're not I'm not a doctor I am not a therapist dude I Now understand Parker's concern about constantly being called a common lawyers [Music] okay that's what a doctor would say that is absolutely not what doctors do you ever play bloodborne it's like the Dark Souls a Peggle maybe yeah it looks fun doctors aren't like well I better be humbled no no I'm not a doctor no oh come on you're a doctor you have a medical license no no no no no I don't no no they're very explicit they're like yeah I have them at a job to become a Petco streamer thanks for being a big inspiration you're welcome I'm happy to help oh this is a little weird oh how do I lose that imagination is if autocracy based on the principle of divorce located on the jungle Moon its citizens are called the Dougie stylers oh [ __ ] I thought bomber of a shot right there Doug can we have a funeral for the moth in the window it only feels right I honestly I don't even know if it's a moth okay if I if I reset the speedrun we're gonna see if it's actually a moth it's just something in the window that I I couldn't quite identify and I assume it's a dead bug just be a leaf moth Nation there isn't even a moth in my window oh that was very bad bug prediction we'll do a pre I just look back and there's a little like thing in the corner of the window I assume it's a dead bug we are the two Cassis no no no no no foreign up here and then yeah I've not had uh great bounces on this level I'm not playing it like super well but normally you don't have to there is a remedy to getting better at Pagel remedies not slow got him [ __ ] got me dude no hit this with this God damn it man [Music] moth doctor Doug I need your help can you explain Peggle using moths I I don't know when a mommy mouth and a daddy love each other very much uh then the then the mommy lays eggs in the dads according to all known rules of Aviation Doug should not be able to file a divorce in the modern commission oh God damn it the store okay I gotta bounce off this is gonna be crazy check this [ __ ] out oh common eastern bumblebees bombo Simpsons is actually majorly a mutated version of the species that were glad to be stronger and faster to better pollinate for agriculture proliferated across North America where they contributed to the extinction of urban does it mean the moth died for nothing probably the mouth is alive then it's a good day for moth Nation it means the moth is alive because they're definitely been them off in that window before this could be a joyous occasion foreign I have not been that calibrated today to be honest down onto that oh that was calibrated look [Music] hey buggy bug first time drunk stream long time YouTube froglet how to be a member of moth Nation hey have it out here welcome welcome to Modern Nation my friend yo moth's up in the chat [Music] oh that was dumb no that's fine because if it goes left now I can bounce with Claude and then I go bam and I get absolutely no all right how does that happen I got into the [ __ ] donut and nothing happened that's literally rigged and it bounces out of the donut ah why is my life so unfair chat all right that was good what hit the orange Jesus man don't ask us we're not a therapist yes you are okay um I have to get this thing down here that's gonna be a little bit awkward uh wait no I just shoot it what am I talking about [Music] oh damn it I wanted to shoot off the side so it went down faster that's okay cool that's a good start you know I'm feeling good let's get a discussion let's get a discussion is a fictional character featured in the American television series The Dukes of Hazard begin discussion thank you okay we're changing our name from moth Nation to Boss Hog Nation okay that was [ __ ] nuts I hit here and then I can snipe this one not quite oop I moved my mouse uh damn it that's fine [Applause] we're the Dukes of moth Nation okay here have another one help me I'm crafting dog's basement and forced to write these discussion topics please help begin discussion I think there's a malfunction with the discussion generator that doesn't sound right here let's try another one The Monuments located measuring 30 meters high 86 meters long and 56 meters wide in hazardous begin discussion now I'm gonna eat a moth on stream I would never do that to moth Nation you guys know I love moth Nation [Music] like if I'm not consistent about many things but if there's one thing I've always been true to It's My Love for moth Nation oops that was very bad if I okay if I ever get canceled for something I promise to start my apology video with dagus like really like really sad Windows XP here I'm not going to do anything oh why do I hear my own voice what is this balance this with the fact that the genius what is this [Music] it's not showing the title you might be able to take my marriage but you will never take moth Nation who is definitely a special resource in the main character I didn't take it that I bought a thing that's too big and is stupid to buy right before I move guess what the chickens came was this every chicken that's what it is it's every chicken sub alert at once this used to be the one-year sub alert [Applause] [Music] five minutes [Applause] [Music] remember when um when I said I'm gonna stop the one-year sub alert being the screaming chicken and people like no no come on now you remember how horrible that was right oh that was so bad I could have hit those you know without the bright red text in front of my screen it is really difficult to understand the words of the discussion TTS must be due to the sound of the hundreds of thousands of moth Nation members I think Doug's basement trying to rescue us no he's perfectly easy to understand look everybody just resurrected The Moth everybody pipe out what you think the discussion generator says in this next one like 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begin discussion gotta [ __ ] Crush that let's go I told you this is the one dude one two three rolling hey bugless any updates about the Rough City 2 also any plans to live stream the tattooing process I will almost certainly not live stream the tattooing process the design is is basically finalized um and I'm gonna look for uh tattoo artist some folks actually reached out and gave suggestions I'll still look into it a little bit though um that's where I'm at Doug hey you're a scientist I've been holding this Trophy up for seven years is it good that I can't feel my arms shout out to moth Nation yeah yo yo what up Mod Nation foreign I don't I really don't want to get canceled I don't think I ever will get canceled um but man I just want to make apology video that starts with hey moth Nation today's a sad day for malt Nation Never Land I hereby certify you as an official therapist and part-time divorce lawyer also first stream from the swamp of YouTube Hey thank you I guess that's all it takes I'm a lawyer now or what do you say therapist whatever I'm all of them how old is that Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall got him one two three four five I don't think you know what the word Gotham means canceled to apologize or something along those lines uh yeah if you guys want this level is not starting out very good so Doug please I bet 136 000 real dollars that you would lose this time I need you to throw thanks for understanding no never I will never ever throw for the doubters I would throw for the Believers I would never throw the doubters I mean I can't really throw yeah that doesn't really make an apology for killing them off what up moth Nation hey today's a sad day in moth Nation what up Bros hello Doug I enjoy the latest video I especially enjoyed the railway talk thank you you did great to come here and continue the discussion [Music] here I'll give you a free discussion you can enjoy this new one according to the weather is life imprisonment begin discussion I think I know the one word people are gonna be excited about here and let me look over at chat yes it's all people saying Penal you can see that one from a [ __ ] mile away [Music] okay I need something here man that works that works oh now I get it there's nothing to get it just sounds kind of like the word penis so Chad got excited this isn't like a joke that you missed oh that's not great can't see my penal from a mile away because it's tiny hargotten yeah I do [ __ ] roasted me hit things why am I getting so unlucky man [Music] I have two balls okay we're good [Music] the god of the mock nation is it Mothman um I think it's your boy yeah Why didn't it go in the [ __ ] donut why do you mean to make the discussion bot hard to understand or did you do it on accident it's not hard to understand are you serious the discussion bot works hard to give you a great discussion that you're gonna love you guys are acting like you could barely speak come on listen to this topic begin discussion is a document providing the legal basis regarding criminals I'm sorry that your message got drowned out it contains your message about how you can't understand the discussion generator was drowned out by the discussion I'm sorry such as the national boundaries of law and the crimes that moth Nation I say we use the moths to pick up Hogs drop them on our enemies and ride the Hogs into battle [Music] all hail our godmother foreign [Music] are we supposed to understand the pot are you guys joking you really excluded as a non-native English speaker because I cannot partake in the discussion yes you can look okay fine chat Chad needs to translate the discussions so you guys can understand them okay look the discussion generator is passionate okay he's a passionate robot sometimes when you're really passionate you don't speak very clearly okay so chat get ready to translate hold on let me make sure I don't [ __ ] this up cool how did how did it miss all you want okay ready go the federal information processing standard publication 143 fips pop 140-3 is a U.S government computer security standard used to approve cryptographic module begin discussion yeah that was perfectly easy to understand I'm gonna lose on this level aren't I oh my God please no I had it [ __ ] I could have gotten if I hit one more Peg I would have gotten uh three points [Music] okay [Music] um yes wow I that was very very close wow there's a gold split holy [ __ ] okay [Music] here you already heard that one here's another one like tell me tell me the name tell me what you hear right Siege of Avalon is a fantasy action role-playing PC game developed by digital tomb and published on July 19th 2000 the game follows the player's attempts to lift the siege of Avalon a castle in the fictional land of urail begin discussion see perfectly easy to understand [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] oh my God just go in the [ __ ] thing ah foreign [Music] [Music] all right this level has two openers so those are my two shots that I know are gonna get me ball buckets now I'm on my own I'm gonna go for a fish or for the green [Music] foreign spin chat dig into it yo solamente studio and Los noches con Duolingo enemy telefono e uh estoy shitty at uh at apron diendo uh Espanol pero Yono tengo Los oras in Las Dias e H story is stupid foreign [Music] [Music] one of these days I'll learn how to speak Spanish I learned how to say fork actually I forgot already but I know how to say refrigerator Navaira I know fridge now so that's cool I can tell you that I want to eat a fridge Mercado means Market yes pretty decent Spanish for somebody's learned at night ah maybe uh what is this five four R six minus ten one two three four five six hi Doug I love the discussion Bots but are you able to get the pronunciation look pronunciation bot is incredible remind me to thank uh the the creator of this mod that put my face on the game at the end I gotta pull up the email so I can give them credit because it is wonderful it is phenomenal yeah I would like to learn Spanish the problem is I would like to have more free time and I don't want to spend my free time learning a language so that's the challenge I am not at a point in my life where I have the energy at the end of a given day to like learn a language but I would like to at some point shot damn it [Music] R3 minus two on the second one one two three do we also have access to the mod I don't know I can ask him but um I think it was just for me I assume because my face I don't know why anybody else would want this he modded the game unverified oh yeah maybe that does ruin the game I don't know nobody tell the mods that let me tell the speedrun moderator [Music] man I was building a sand castle with my grandma all of a sudden my grandpa got all angry and took her ashes back oh my God yo that's that's a little too dark for moth Nation some of the voice lines for the discussion bot one of the discussion bot lines from Parker that was sick it was a six night now I'm drawing a drop I go here we go here dude that was pretty fast okay if I don't die up here we are in great shape the challenge now is don't die so good run this is obviously a good run I'm a minute ahead the main thing is that in the record I'm racing against I believe in the pumpkin levels which are these five um that I lost one to two I lost one to two levels so if I can just not lose on those I am in really good shape there we go that's what I wanted uh so that is that is my hope here is that we come on man I hope you're if I can get through the next like 10 levels no no loss that gives me like a nice buffer I have like a couple minutes uh going into the really really hard levels at the end foreign really good I'm playing really good right now R1 plus 10 is my next opener cool let's get another discussion keep them on top the 1993 Houston Cougars football team represented the University of Houston during the 1993 NCAA Division IA football season the Cougars were led by first year head coach Kim Helton and play their home games at the Astro Dome begin discussion literally 1993. I you are you are correct you are correct foreign [Music] okay let's see if I can get some some action here I think I can get some value never mind I'm a dummy get back at that cool uh very cool I'm gonna go I'm gonna clear that blue nice actually got in there nice I'll go here [ __ ] [Music] oh only three balls I'm actually not loving what's going on here this should be okay because I go here and then that'll hit [Music] actually fairly planned one two three minus eight bam of all the years 1993 was one of them still need some more Pepsi man sure [Music] all right I can bounce this one right there [Music] we go uh getting rid of this right now so I can shoot the red later I go red cool we go here get those [Music] no come on hit that man hit that cut that what are you doing I wanted to take this very opportunity with no back clock to thank you for the stream in logging off for the night hey you're welcome have a good one I hope you sleep harder and faster than ever before [Music] one two three four five six seven bam do you think somebody asked do you think Pepsi man pisses Pepsi that is a good question begin discussion food [Music] damn it that was dumb it was really dumb that was good though [Music] could have been better I'm gonna pop that up damn never mind that works that works that works Pat Simmon C twin thank you ah it feels a little uh a little forced unlike funny suit you know Oh I thought I got there damn [Music] let's go big shot there big [ __ ] shot [Music] I'm playing [ __ ] good dude I can't jinx it but I'm playing pretty goddamn good right now [Music] [Music] okay that's fine we go oh yeah hell yeah good shot oh hit that man hit that orange what are you doing hit the orange come on it's the orange as long as you're down there just hit the orange look at the Orange because I'm [ __ ] annihilating this level my God this is unfair [Music] what a [ __ ] run Jesus [Music] this is like probably the fastest I've ever played it's pretty pretty absurd right now okay uh these levels are a little tricky so so the next five also are like I I shouldn't lose them I shouldn't but definitely possible um so it's like if I can just if I can just not die we are in great shape oh [ __ ] I thought I would hit that one I'll still do it and now we go over here we flip off flawed again [Music] cool there we go I'm gonna I'm gonna play with Claude that's like a little more conservative because at this point just not dying is the bigger uh time save D okay cool stays right Jesus man annihilating the soul right now so it's this the next actually Magic Hat Magic Hat levels can be super hard actually but recently I've been crushing the magic high levels so if I can beat these five with no incident if I can be magic hat with no accident I have so much time built up foreign [Applause] let's do another we need more energy oops too late whatever oh I'm playing good I told you dude it's that like three hour warm-up period here have a discussion electrical engineer the wall factor is defined as the average flow divided by the peak load in a specified time period for example using a large commercial electric bill Peak demand is 436 kilowatts use is 57 200 kilowatts per hour number of days in billing cycle is 30 days hence the low factor is 57 200 kilowatts per hour divided by 30 days times 24 hours per day times 436 kilowatt times 100 equals 18.22 begin discussion now that's a good discussion topic only the best for you guys chat snipe one of these oh or two of them like a [ __ ] Madman [Music] I think it was a little too early you forgot the beginning unbelievable what do I pay you for [Music] cool I'm gonna break a hole in this donut right now so I can get in there next turn yeah not going that donut right now oh I'd love to see that look at that donut [Music] okay that donut is clear [Music] oh what the come on that was dumb I should have gotten that no stay in The Donut Man okay oh got robbed I always have to manually clear this huge load that's like I feel like you're taking away the wrong kind of thing here this is about electrical load bearing this has nothing to do with the earlier penal code okay I have enough to just solo shot right yeah I do cool [Music] it's funny that out of random Wikipedia articles you guys have still found a way to make this uh about [ __ ] jokes there you go [Music] one two three four [Music] feeling good dude hey Doug yo probably just couldn't go to function thank you I hope [Music] all right wow everything is over here I guess we just we're just gonna hang out in this little Zone and just clear the rest foreign thinks you're super cute Britney said that [Music] is it the fact that I'm really good at Peggle or the fact that I'm sitting here in my pajamas on a Tuesday I was remodeling my home but I wasn't able to move the circuit box in the basement it was a loaded circuit I'm sorry to hear that or congratulations I don't know what emotion I was supposed to feel there foreign wanted to bounce up into the orange [ __ ] rig dude where are all the remaining oranges it's like they're all cleared already okay I guess this one how does that happen how do you miss all the things up here whatever we go here now we clear this thing so getting a little scary actually because I'm not getting any like I'm not uh I'm not getting any collateral oh like nothing nothing is bouncing into other Reds this is a little bad now I cannot lose this level it's an easy level okay I kind of clutched right here though [ __ ] that was kind of bad I think I go here and then I should just be able to shoot the rest foreign like that I think that'll clear it [Music] one two ah I messed up no no one two three four five we are now on the Magic Hat levels I will not be playing Magic Hat Magic Hat levels are terrifying I always die on them for some reason please for the love of Warren For the Love of moths do not [ __ ] me I will give you a distract a discussion to help distract you from ruining my run magic is a fictional character featured in the American television series The Dukes of Hazard begin discussion been recreated by AI in the Discord to combat discussion Bots threats properly how did that okay we're fine no I'm I'm [ __ ] growing a little bit I have a very good setup for this level I should not lose this I'm going to keep bouncing off of the circle to the right in the hopes that it bounces down here and kind of grabs some collateral that's fine that works we got him um that actually helped hey here please are you here please um you know what I'm gonna go like that I'm gonna oh I'm [ __ ] nuts yeah we take those we take that [ __ ] that's fine I don't know why freak out don't freak out okay this is where I get some good clog value come on okay that is enough that's good that's good clearing that little section that's great uh I'm gonna go for the sides now because I have clawed so I can yeah I can get the um get those oranges there and then maybe free ball yeah I don't have Claude I will get clawed if I get the green one in here so I will go for that now and then I'll work on the sides Actually I don't even think I'm gonna need it so I just like that and then what we have like we only have four more okay we're good hey Doug what's your dressing up is for Halloween please be moths man I don't care about Halloween at all so sorry to to tell you that this chat I know it's very important to a lot of people I'm not even gonna wear my bunny suit for it one two three four five six seven eight this level I hate this level it's all RNG you can like get a little bit of value with the openers like that by clearing some of the side but not even want you know I'm not going for the openers okay I've gotten some good bounces so far no no I didn't want that I didn't want that at all no I wanted the good the green or the orange man whatever this is fine I'll flip up into it check this out flip into it dude it's level [Music] okay that's good good value nice free ball love it how are we doing yes let's go okay those are the really really scary ones this into that orange I did it I'm [ __ ] nuts uh I'm just gonna let it bounce we don't need it now there's one more off to the side right here and I hit it [ __ ] nuts okay cool that one is super scary to me L minus nine this one has two openers your movements is fighting for a pool noodle JK you are doing awesome this yeah this this this round is good right now it's a real good run this level is actually like sneakily screwed me in the past and I lost my I lost my opener just because of uh Claude so the ball bucket isn't gonna like go in the same [ __ ] isn't gonna go in the same position this is good give me clawed um the ball bucket only moves in the middle section not to the outsides so any plans to try to get a free ball buckets shot stop working once you have clawed hit that damn it I hit this come on oh okay we got one we're good in here yes I actually did it well bounce out we did it a [ __ ] nuts have a discussion Siege of Avalon is a fantasy action role-playing PC game developed by digital tomb and published on July 19 2000 the game follows the players attempts to lift the siege of Avalon a castle in the fictional land of urail begin discussions but this one is looking tasty run somewhere that you did some code for Tangled blast is that true and if it is does they prevent you from running it if you wanted from running I don't have the code still is that what you're asking I did work on peggleblast technically I say technically because I only wrote like 20 lines of code in it and it was installing a library from a different thing but technically I did write code in the game peggleblast yes and that was the last game the EA made in the Peggle series and I was I did that after the game had already launched discussion but we have never seen them in the same room together no ridiculous don't make such accusations so I am literally probably the last person who ever programmed Peggle legitimately are you ready I'm probably the last human who has worked on Peggle the game series [Music] all right no deaths there we're on the Dragon holy [ __ ] I am forehead so dragon can be hard we've gotten better openers for the levels um so they are not as hard as they used to be they used to be very hard um this level for example I have two opening shots that I know are gonna do this and you'll see It'll open up a whole bunch of stuff um owl level the last ten basically the last 10 levels are where it gets really really really dodgy um owl levels in particular are super hard I should be able to keep this going um [Music] in Dragon but I can lose I can lose one in Dragon right now and be okay hey Doug Douglas Scott Redden born January 18 1991 also known as duck duck or gloudes is an American YouTuber twitch streamer and former Hearthstone caster and producer begin discussing foreign marketing campaign but no oh [ __ ] nuts one two three I mean I I think it is fair to say not to be overly cocky here that I have been more influential in the Peggle series than any human ever except the guy who creates my new twitch username I'm very proud of it [Music] Fort Mungus night you want me to rate that is that a Deez Nuts joke did you get me I don't get it did he get me were you just saying that in the hopes that he he was doing a Gotham joke foreign [Music] I do not like this is a hard level and actually this layout's not great either okay so I have two openers for this I have that an L plus 10 so there after this it's all me and The Challenge on this is clearing out these bricks my username not please got him I can beat this level as long as I'm not afraid to listen to my own heart oh we'll get there that's good that's really good okay I've gotten some lucky bounces here um foreign Claude actually helping what is this timeline [Music] hit this nice nice nice nice nice nice okay we got more values let's go Claude hit that okay that works breaking open the bricks that's all that matters oh [ __ ] I thought it would hit I'm gonna go for this now [ __ ] I knew I would have done that okay this is actually close [Music] hang left okay that's very very helpful we're good now right I have two I'm gonna this is risky okay [Music] we're fine I still have a ball oh it doesn't matter [ __ ] nuts all right that was a scary one I need to remember the [ __ ] Donuts bounce the donuts bounce the ball out I have to remember that foreign I'm pretty [ __ ] intense right now I'm gonna be honest with chat it's a good run I don't need to I don't need to use flippers right now I'm in a good enough shape and go for Speed so again it's like it's generally slower to use the flippers it's just safer uh maybe I should have used slippers I only have five balls I actually don't have that many oh okay I might have thrown okay this music's freaking me out let's get in get in a donut do something man stop this is a dog there we go I wasted so much time man okay get in these Donuts yeah yeah there we go there we go that's what I'm looking for beautiful okay that works I need to probably clear some of these Blues because they're in the way of the shot of me getting the last donut and now that red okay I have a shot to that red now oh my God we're good we're good your content is always fun and I hope this run goes well thank you good day to be a believer damn right believer's about to make some fat money well I don't know look I could definitely still throw this run we're not even at the really hard part the really hard part is in one level one two three four five six seven eight [Music] one two [Music] one two three four and then we shoot it here so those are my three openers for this level now it's up to me I go off this into that oh I thought I could snipe it I want greens actually I want I want Claude because then I can I can kind of work along the edges so I go here [ __ ] I know I go for the top first but try to bounce it down into this cluster okay [Music] I think that should hit cool yeah wait this whole right side is basically clear now so we can just work up here stand stand nice all right this one's good this level's basically done at this point I'm still gonna go for Claude I think is that that was probably dumb that was dumb oh I don't have an open shot okay [Music] now we're good now we're good now we're good I just needed to make sure this this shot right here could um I had a clear angle foreign how did I lose time I guess I was a little slow on something that's okay one two three four five six seven [Music] so owl levels these next five these are very very hard they are involve a lot of moving pieces that you can't really like predict and account for that is very good that I got a couple of these [Music] the the orange ones down at the bottom are definitely the most tricky things to actually get like this one right here is going to be the hardest right there so if I can accidentally get that that would be wonderful [Music] a lot of free balls oh I did it let's go six shot that was POG as [ __ ] hit that hit that yes okay that's literally like the level Ender right there that one peg because this candy cane just blocks all the shots so if you can actually take those out earlier and really really really good shape [Music] this does not fit the level of intensity [Music] that previous song worked great it was terrifying what a shot holy [ __ ] [Music] no oh [ __ ] okay lucky I still hope you lose so he can have another shot at the mothimote why are they bouncing out of the circle I'm getting [ __ ] it needs to stay in the circle dude you know I'm going for the edges right now that was dumb I shot two okay that's fine I'm going back in I'm going back in I have to get the middle [Music] there we go let's need a shot like that [Music] still not great I only have six balls this is very dangerous I mean it's fine this is what else for owls for [ __ ] your run to run um [Music] oh too high no no we're good we're good we're good [Music] I think we're okay three balls three pegs can I hit that I hit that all right close dude one two three four [Music] thank you can we get a good song that is climactic [Music] okay so the right side is clear I want to dodge the portals at this point to try to actually oh thank you I do not want the pegs the balls going into the portals because that will send them nice that will send them up to the right side which we do not need anymore [Music] hey that's really good [Music] um and now I just go there right bubble okay this is another very hard one that I do not like um we have okay [Music] we have okay orange light orange Peg layout no lost it okay wait why did I do that that was dumb I knew it was gonna go left and I should have timed the ball bucket that's why I did it because I'm [ __ ] nuts I don't know what was gonna happen so these ones down here are just brutally hard to get that's that's the challenge at this level just pegs that are in weird obscure positions this one this one I gotta hit this dude how does it whatever okay I'm gonna work my way towards this orange one basically this level is just about can you can you get to all the weird orange ones that are super blocked off by a bunch of other pegs very very unlucky this is probably a loss [Music] that is very helpful oh my sweet God okay we're probably good now um ears okay this next one is the hardest well actually with Claude it's not that bad if I play this one well with plot it's actually doable so [Music] very very random you basically can't predict where anything is going to bounce so what I try to do is have the ball stay to the left side and I use Claude to clear it out like this we just try to keep the ball kind of tucked along the left or right side of things appreciation okay that's actually doing well going well so far I think I go like uh no we need to any more cloud value off the left off the right side [Music] getting pretty lucky [Music] I should have enough to just snipe all the pegs now holy [ __ ] okay okay no no no no no sorry I'm just gonna play I'm gonna play my own music I'm gonna play my music now I'm the last five let's go did you know that 10 plus 10 and 11 plus 11 equal the same number slash what's ten plus ten slash what's 11 plus 11. okay these are the last five of the game this is what I practiced [Music] wait what it's oh three pegs hold on [Music] no no I reset I [ __ ] it up come on let's go [Music] why is it keep doing that so can I just try one two three four five six you got this retrained for this I'm just going for it no time a little risky but there's no time I didn't get the great opener but that's okay [Music] nice actually this is already looking really good [Music] [ __ ] okay that's fine thank you I am going to go for the left side while I have Claude oh well that's fine slide side slide [Music] it's a very [ __ ] fast run right now [Music] I have not lost a single level [Applause] come on I'm gonna lose at least one of these like there's no chance I don't but like even that I have so much built up time right now as long as I don't just get stuck permanently and the last level is just RNG last level is just straight up RNG oh come on man congratulations oh my God you're incredible dog whoa [Music] [Music] I think it was a little too late no it wasn't okay uh aim at this corner oh this is what we went okay I go all the way to the right left left left all the way until it hits the thing one okay one one two three four okay I didn't get the free ball that's okay so now we're now we're just on our own we had some opener shots that were helpful um we are not I'm gonna be honest it's not in very good shape here uh okay this is helping so the challenge of this is the back ones um over there it's not going well I should have known that would bounce more okay um no I thought it would move more I'm throwing it's fine I don't know why everybody's freaking out um I'm gonna go off this one I go ball bucket here it'll bounce like this [ __ ] I missed slightly I don't like people are freaking out stop freaking out it'll go off this into the ball bucket I mean it's possible oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yourself I got not a great layout I should have restarted probably so the oranges are in less brutal positions now I don't have to like work as far back in over here [ __ ] I missed that okay that's fine one two three four five six seven eight [Music] one two three four [Music] I'm lucky this level might just totally [ __ ] me I've gotten quite unlucky with bounces and Claude all right that was what I wanted now slide slide side side very good very very good [Music] [ __ ] man that one back there is just gonna screw me and I missed the missed the flip I this is very very bad looking right now foreign [Music] okay I think I can grab that one back here I should have waited bummer um okay foreign ERS anymore because of Claude what time do I need for top three [Music] I want top three I want it I shouldn't think about it [Music] believe in you how did that not wow that's very unfortunate that was also very unfortunate God I dude that's so bad that's so [ __ ] bad [Music] getting very good bounces here that was great ah way too early what was he doing how does that not hit the orange man at least I got that one [Music] we've been busy moving the goal posts today so you need a 114 and 17 seconds for top of three [ __ ] man [Music] thank you [Music] and then Claude clutch screws up the openers God these last levels you should show goddamn brutal foreign 24 atmospheres but I think poetry studied which should just be Beed fourth is still on the table I don't know where to shoot it's a weird setup okay like that apparently [ __ ] oh my God I'm not going for the opener playing risky nevermind that shot was abysmal [Music] one two three [Music] awesome one two three four horses yeah two more levels two more levels in the Run [Music] um right there got it so the ones at the top up here that are blocked those are the hard ones [Music] [Music] wait these are fine right yeah oh wait those are gonna be difficult whatever oh I can't hit that [ __ ] this is a dog this is what you were born to do play the best goddamn Freckle of your life okay right there that's that's a shot I'm not moving my mouse [Music] all right [Music] and now the super super hard luck based ending here we go one two three four five six seven eight nine if I can get it into the Helix then we're good one two three four five six very good okay I have the two opening Gap all right it's too late holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] no it went out of the Helix what I was even playing the victory music whatever we're going for it I'm taking the risk at least cleared the bottom oh no that's so bad it's supposed to clear the whole Helix what are you doing Peggle why did you [ __ ] me no it never goes out of the helix [Music] it's still doable it's definitely still doable hold hold the victory music I'll get it later okay that's good that's good that's good that's good I think I got it not as quite as fast as it could have been but I think I got it okay uh [Music] that'd better go in the [ __ ] ball bucket we're gonna even shoot this is a mess it's a [ __ ] disaster [Music] I can do it three balls I can do it how much time do I have [Music] oh my God snipe let's go and time 120 22. that's a good [ __ ] time let's go damn lost two at the end wait so what it where is that where's that on leaderboard congratulations Doug you did it you're incredible wow good day to be a believer wow oh my God you're incredible congratulations wait I just beat Richard wait holy [ __ ] let's go wow congratulations Doug I thought you were saying I was down to Fourth dude let's go did they just PB congratulations wow dude that's a big jump that's a big [ __ ] jump right there no let's go dude oh my God you're incredible dog congratulations Doug me British of brass beast and George of all set PBS God damn it what are you guys doing so what an amazing wow oh my God why would you play this when I'm streaming it all right wait so what are the current records right now I'm Number Two that's what matters sort of [Music] Jesus Take the Wheel rolling armadillo thank you very much for the 10 gifted subs thank you thank you thank you Stephen thank you for the very very generous amount of bits appreciate it oh what a run what a freaking run [Music] number two on the leaderboard number two in our hearts oh man that ending that's oh that's uh a little heartbreaking with those those losses it was still really good purchase pb's 111 Jesus Christ [Music] you almost be pronounced you get one more chance never doubted for a second good [Music] is quaking I don't think he's quite quaking with his 12 minute lead oh that was good that's a good run it's crazy not to that's the first time I've ever gotten to the last five levels so that was 50 levels without a loss at the beginning like the first uh you know first 50 levels of the game The Last Five are always the the super scary ones actually the last ten are the really scary ones all right apparently I don't know what place I'll actually be because a bunch of people are playing it today but I'm proud of that [Music] uh just got here what's going on best Peg all my [ __ ] life just don't I played incredibly well and only loss twice and I was at 120 and then compared to my normal PB time which is a 112. uh thank you quad is so much slower than just playing the normal Heroes and Claude is not good ah Fun Run that was fun Discord the show-offs have the new things I I just I don't have Discord open right now so everybody else ran one hour sub 120 today you'll still be fifth wait pick a different day what are you guys doing celebrating it's been this way for a month you just hate till I stream so that way when I would I'd be like hey Doug just kidding whatever I'm second according to the current leaderboard maybe you're all gaslighting me uh and this means we get 10 attempts to get a moth on Wikipedia and we can get that Victory moth one two three four five six seven eight nine ten all right here we go liskinski no FaZe musician no Tommy McCarron's no nanded earthquakes huh Boise State Broncos football team trans police fate sin phase farnesial diphosphate specific Jesus Christ Hall of witches interesting The Well of stars science fiction novel commune in Italy [Music] and the aphrodisiac of grass sorry chat literally we did how many random Wikipedia articles have I done today like 150 probably there was just one block where it went super hard on mobs and then no more mods the rest of the day hey and you know what even if I ended up at fifth again at the end of today I think we can all agree hey Doug great job you defended your title fifth place don't forget the bladder what it's not a moth you're gonna be sixth God damn it why are you all running it today let me have I picked one how long has it been one four hour Block in the last month the literally the last run was me I think yeah me three weeks ago uh it's all right best run of my life not many people can be fifth multiple times I don't know if that I mean I rocketed I guess I rocketed down to like eighth or ninth and then rocketed back up to eighth to fifth I mean or no I wouldn't have rocked it down because everybody was already above me I think yeah whatever cool that was fun it was fun run Peggle Peggle Peggle today is National Peggle Speed Run day that's why everyone's doing it done well can't blame them yo dug these nuts cool with the spam man I got you I saw you I can't believe I missed it do it again I wasn't looking oh now I need to although I just got a lot more competitive apparently now you didn't got him his name had got him in it this is again it's one of those situations where if you're spamming if you spanned a message 20 times in a row and I haven't replied to it consider that maybe it's not worth replying to and I read it [Music] holy [ __ ] I'm rich congratulations if you're a Believer you go big can you make hot percent next time maybe yeah yeah I'm gonna check I am going to check the thing that's stuck in my window and see if it's a moth pause champ foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you foreign yeah that's just a leaf foreign [Music] big day for moth Nation I guess that means the moth is still alive so cool with that I will call it laughs [Laughter] [Music] [Music] all right thank you so much for hanging out today today was fun had a good one I should be back streaming tomorrow uh and should be on Thursday doing the freaking what is it what is the name [Music] oh oh uh previously on One Tree Hill that should be Thursday I don't know if we've walked on the time yet but that'll be fine I don't even know how long that'll be I don't know if it's gonna be like an hour or five hours I really have no clue all right I'm gonna raid Alpha red Alfred for those who don't know was in an accident wait was it a I've heard multiple things see what anyway Alvarado's in the hospital over the weekend uh it seems like he's doing better but please uh give some messages of of love and support kid okay yeah I was kidney stuff [Music] he had a peepee accident uh please as always be respectful do not spam random irrelevant [ __ ] or I will ban you uh but yeah go give some some love to a wonderful Creator who uh had a crappy weekend uh but I was back he's playing some Pokemon with Jaden animations it looks like uh maybe Zelda I don't know what I'll do tomorrow I need to do um what is it oh yeah I have a couple tier list ideas I want to do including cologne but I'll see you then goodbye [Music]

we got now don't be surprised if not a single person surprise yeah you should go live and you know people will flow in let me tell you super uh first chatter gets a thousand dollars thousand dollars one thousand dollars is it even live hold up let me get on that shot i i haven't seen uh maybe i might is it wrong oh bagels and juice give me your family yeah well it's not we'll figure it out i was actually i think i was the first chatter he did sorry about that is there a better verb you could use for what i did for your mod do you think i i don't know hey square i say who is blue i only change the back let me change this certainly live from vales vegas with my little bro well i want everyone to know relative size it's popping off this is my new setup everyone welcome to my new home this is where i live now i'm not muted i'm not muted you guys hear me no no it sounds good now wait just am i talking to this mic this is the mic you guys hear me you guys hear me or no no i wasn't muted you guys are bullshitting a lot of kids here a lot of children here hello you guys hear me i'm live i'll move the chat over here so we can headset mike oh headset mike sucks when i got tech issues the guy told me to ask me if i had tech issues and i know i literally do check me out right now testing can you guys hear me from this hot mic kevin you had to walk over and say you want help because uh i was screaming to nobody in the middle of his uh there you go yeah an hour now let's go baby the kid is back everyone say hi to oh say out of kevin he runs this hyperx esports arena live from las vegas and he was generous enough to invite me out to stream didn't give me a working mic but whatever happened the hospitality the hospitality is right the new mic sounds bad oh [ __ ] 2005 mic audio i'm gonna start screaming at your mothers like it's xbox live i won't say what i would what i would do because there's children around you just screaming it's not going to go no no no no any better now still bad we can go headset mike if it was better it's nokia quality 1999. so many good metaphors you guys have a lot of metaphors for bad mic is this crab game street all right bro mike is actually garbage pull up your own streamer i'm losing my own audio let me listen to my own audio see what you guys are hearing i'm listening on mobile it sounds fine to me let me hear it it might be the headset though people are saying it's coming out of the headset let's test can you still hear me yeah this heads up like this headset mic that's the problem we have we're using 2005 headsets it's listenable that's the nicest thing you can say i can listen to it my ears pick it up all right hold up hold up possible solution testing testing testing one two three four here i am talking to the chat you know what's crazy is the chat is being so supportive though every single one of them is like this mic i don't care about the quality all i want is the great great content that hr brings us on the daily what a hero he was to find a stream set up in vegas and still make it happen much better it's better a little better oh is it noise suppression that could be it a lot of yeps there's a little bit of delay gambling deniers will say that it's false but we should gamble uh you betcha it's half my content chat i am hey zach i'll tell you my brother zach's right here they'll tell you i am up big on the field when it comes to crap in las vegas no i don't want to tell the truth doesn't matter what you say stole my joke from earlier professional yeah kevin runs his place kevin owens hyperx he's the ceo so put some respect on his name he bought 100 mics for this and he threw out 99 of them said this one's the best he said for you he said for you airtruck this mic is gold golden god there's a weird noise gate oh let's check if there's any filters on it bro there's like wait wait wait wait can i do something stupid hey testing oh it's just super loud but there's there was a bunch of um let's put a compressor test test hey where are you guys what are you guys thinking about now what if i go what if i go nuts with it oh way better oh we fixed it oh it's better we fixed it there was just some filters on it oh it's it's it's much louder but it's okay now it's muted go back oh it's worse again oh wait i never mind wait turn the compressor back off all right now we're talking now it's so loud though it's it's literally busting off the chart you guys like this this is loud as hell they got volume now [Laughter] [Music] hello it is peaking but people are saying it's good if i don't if i don't scream it's fine but i did i did scream a lot you know we could just we could just slide that down a little bit well i wanted to wake up is the thing and then i got yeah i think we're good now we're in the yellows problem solved heroes [Applause] [Laughter] don't clap for yourselves it's arrogant yeah the arrogance absolutely it's ridiculous uh okay uh how's everybody doing what's going on it's much better oh we solved the problem oh what's up spectacore so there's a little bit of delay i noticed maybe it's because they uh they run streams here hey it's kenzie uh how's everybody doing what's going on i am live from las vegas with my little brother zachary little small brother no tiny tiny [Laughter] height well about we've been playing a bunch of craps been winning big up big i just in fact made a profit of four thousand dollars i'll only show you ten percent of it [Laughter] i'll only show you ten percent of it but let me tell you i am up vig here in vegas references yes someone will get it someone will walk all right how do you like my hometown yeah it's all right a lot of gambling a little flashy for me and i prefer the simple life in las uh no in los angeles can you scrub me to the mic again i can consider it when i need twitch primes uh let me i have chat but what i don't have is the ability to thank any subs and that's a huge departure from my normal stream because i'm usually always thanking subs i never miss a sub and so let me think canned ham man for his seven months luximo thank you for the two months rhodavian thank you for the eight months matt damon with the seven average cam with the eight k trooper with the twelve oh [ __ ] thank you for the one year uh what's all the caps oh you're capping see there's a delay i swear to god there's a fat delay because i made a joke about myself not thinking subs and i get the caps later um so hey we're at this big event center here in uh las vegas where a bunch of children i swear to god they're all children are playing league of legends tournaments and like league of legends and valorent and overwatch tournaments and so if i scream obscenities it's going to get me in trouble with their parents and yet that makes you [ __ ] just quick check uh anyway there's gonna be a delay we're gonna have to make it we're gonna have to make it work um i'm only here for a little bit chad i just wanted to stop in and see what's up i did ask them if they would install age of empires 4 custom for me so i could do a one bet las vegas style uh a big bet on the uh on the outcome okay i want you guys to know that a mid-40s drunk man just walked up behind my camera outside of the glass tapped the glass drunk his beer and then made like a obscene gesture yeah okay specifics but insane behind me are a bunch of children and i one of the biggest consecrators in the world jesus christ dude it's strange yeah there's people all around that's that was insane i don't think he understands video games is what i'll say that's kind of ageless yeah and you know what i'll i will uh it was you and then you so you did that and then walked over to your phone and logged into chat to take credit for your heinous crime that does seem odd what a strange pattern of behavior you have for yourself he looked like seth rogen he looked like a like a less funny seth rogen you're basically fat can has cheeseburger who's emote is that they're taking my stick who's dc3 uh why am i in vegas i'm visiting family well i'm not visiting we're all wrong we're all going to vegas my dad's here my mom's here my brother's here uh we were gambling we were having some meals we have dinner in a few hours so i'm just i'm doing a quick pop in basically to farm those gifties from people like who just gifted swag sarah tops thank you by the way you know what the guy's name that runs this place wait is that you yeah [Laughter] kevin is that you kevin i just got gifted by the guy that runs this place no slime's not here slimers because we know slime is not a member of my family i don't know what is the disconnect there how do you guys understand that no not even no no no not a close family friend no how did so the reason that he got our address our childhood home address is through you you understand that and the reason he was introduced to you was because of me trying to get you some gigs for financial management this is all correct so i've got you a whale a big stupid whale one week tons of dumb money that you can just siphon off month by month year by year tell them you're investing in google but you're putting it in your own pockets i get it and even though i got you that that great deal you sold me up the river and gave my dad's address to slime it was my dad it's my dad he didn't ask you for your dad's address though he absolutely he wanted to he told you this purpose of his mission was was to attack me no not at all meet the man behind the legend you know he loves your content that's one thing he kept repeating he did say he loves my content over and over and that is true and you know you can't knock him for that not for that hustle slime's gonna show up to your dinner it'd be fun i do love hanging out with slime i just don't like when he up shows up my parents house unexpected well not for me unexpected hey do you know i never said that text so do you know that i'm a hitman god do you know that thank god you've been playing hitman since like no no no no no no no no no yeah i've been playing hitman are you aware that i am the best hitman player on master difficulty in the world i guarantee you that's false oh oh you guaranteed me that's false oh interesting oh i'm so glad you said that i'm so glad you said that let's take a quick break here sorry we need to take a quick break we need to pull up a quick we need to take a quick quick break um let's go to speedrun.com that's probably the best website too yeah hitman speed let's go to that oh perfect let me just get my chat uh in my chat wait sorry copy there it is okay and uh here we are on speedrun.com now let's go to hitman3 that's the game you've been playing recently right you did your john wick style you said yeah i'll put john wick stuff john wick style i play a little bit like drawback style uh just you know quickly let's go to the full game leaderboard full trilogy suit only whoa what have we here what have we here oh silent assassin's suit only master in under 30 minutes first in the world to do it in under 30 minutes you know that i did not know that's very impressive i'm proud of you genuinely that's a very impressive i didn't know that about you yeah it's been a whole thing on stream that i haven't been able to tell you because you keep talking about hitman and there's no good way to bring it up that um we were talking about hitman how is that a good way to bring i know but that's what i was saying i didn't want to you know you were doing your own thing you were talking about some fun modes i just want to be like yeah i play for fun too i don't want to be like i'm the best that is so far away from your personality and what i expect from you that it's more of a shock but we haven't talked about that stuff in a while anyway no i did you know what let's uh let's get into it let's you want to watch it oh my god it's so good you're aware of what's happening right now you baited me into saying something so you could brag about that well no i i didn't bet you into it you brought a pit man i wasn't gonna bring it up but chad's been telling me to tell you brought up hitman yeah and you were like did you know i'm a hitman god and i was like yeah i mean they've been telling me to tell you forever orchestra i didn't orchestrate this i swear to god you know the story so do you see this so i did the entire hitman trilogy it was a great intro by the way uh but i never take off the clowns this is like a joke run i did and then i found out that it was a world record because no one had done the entire all three games master silent assassin's creed only just no one had done it so i did in six hours it was not a great record and then the hitman speed running community this guy uh let me see if i can find him he's a good guy this guy sold der yeah uh he saw my run it was it was in first then it was six hours he's like he went some hitman discord and he's like this is embarrassing [Laughter] this can't be our number one on our leaderboard because most of them run unprofessional okay professional is more more popular and uh and so look at that though that's season one um and so he uh he made fun of me and then he went and just beat my ass getting it down to this 42 minutes and so i was like well this would be a fun stream challenge if i could beat that because i was really bad at the time so it took me months of grinding eventually i beat it barely i was like 41 minutes and then this guy who's my friend uh is one of the best breeders i know he does like zelda speed runs and just a bunch of speedruns and so he got into it to beat me and he did beat me and so then i had to grind again but at this point i was grinding so much hitman that like ari was mad at me work was getting hard like i was and like i couldn't even stream like i was missing stream and so i was like doing nothing but grinding hitman all the time all my free hours and so i finally got a sub 30 minute which is like only been done once ever and it was by a guy on pro this is the only other guy so this is basically the second best speed run of the trilogy ever on any difficulty in the first semester and so uh i got that and i retired and from that i have not played uh yeah so i and then at the same time i got the season one two and three all at the same time i don't think i still hold the two and three so i'm not even gonna show it i think you were take my word for it that i definitely had humble you wouldn't make that i wouldn't make that claim i probably do have it but i'm not gonna even bother bring it up and uh and so yeah i got them all at once and then i retired uh is there any levels you like i'm gonna show you some of the crazy [ __ ] run i did here this is the wow in my head uh i really like oh the race one from two oh i loved it you said that bro you gotta see you gotta see miami all right oh this is the wrong one this is the old one all right all right let's watch miami this is i always do it in the clown suit that's the thing that's the trademark all right this is miami i'm glad you asked this so do you know i'm gonna just give you a crash course right now i'm not teaching my brother how to carry on my legacy okay he's gonna be the next greatest hitman very much the same generation this guy the younger generation um wait is there sound oh these guys can't even hear it well you guys oh there you go you guys can barely hear it bro add a little gain um so you guys you know hit man they everyone it's like um groundhog day everything same thing you know over and over every time you place the same level everyone's got the same patterns yeah yeah well when you're in the cut scene they're moving along those patterns with the timer welcome to miami okay so the longer you wait in the cut scene you can like pick basically where you're going like he's cutting cutting immediately is different than if you wait in the middle and cut it they're going to be in different spots so if you learn a perfect spot in the cut scene you can like get a lot of their movement out of the way and save a big chunk so i to get sierra knocks in the right spot of the track and him in the right spot in the hallway and then i'll show you what happens showcasing its new prototype car um also in a trilogy run if you mess up you have to go all the way back to paris every time it started from the chinese heavy industries yeah that's what made me want to kill myself yeah and then chat would make fun of me and say back to paris oh it's a bit too loud all right so i cut the cutscene right there all right i shoot that dart that makes her sick so she can't see me anymore i go over here aim the shot just after this guy's shoulder there we go cargo you know what's better than a five thousand dollar pc pc that costs zero dollars it's time to give you free stuff thanks to our friends at honey that's right you could win all right go back i shoot the car all right go over here now he's walking with his guards i'm trying to explain this he's walking with his guards down a long hallway in this building yeah i can picture the building okay every time you shoot somewhere it creates a bubble of sound and anything in that bubble is like alerted they go check it out so what i'm trying to do is shoot exactly far enough back his guards are trailing him so the bubble of sound hits his guard he keeps walking they turn around all right so i right as he gets the edge of my circle here basically i shoot it twice that panics him you can see bullet impact notice his guards turn away so now he's walking alone and i shoot that window he's like i'm gonna go investigate because i'm gonna be guards with me usually he'll send a guard then he walks up and his cheek is visible in this window for like a second that's a nasty miami yeah i played hitman a [ __ ] time i played hitman so much what's your plan like for that like how do you like draw a map of the the whole level are you just trial and error uh no i mean that's that's a guy named david red sox on hit man two he admitted that you record that strategy you found those kills and you sort of put them together for some of them like the one i do for hey what was your favorite though what was the most unique thing you found out about the game not to make this an interview but it's a great question that has a question well asked oh the muffin strap oh yeah yeah i'll show you the muffin track let me show you the muffin strap uh let me show you the muffin strap all right this is colorado so like for example when i i made a strap for marrakech though i didn't end up using because it wasn't as fast as the better one that was found but i did make a map i took i printed out the whole thing in photoshop i made little dots for all the guards and then i made angles for their thing and i tried to figure out a way i could shoot it to distract them all so you have to get into it but anyway colorado this is a iconic strat again i knock up with this one but it is uh uh one of the coolest i think it's one of the cool small games you have to watch because there's another one with the whole cutscene you will uh so this involves a muffin so there's four targets which makes it super duper hard compared to a normal level you go over here i put down my briefcase like a booster seat and then to make it tangible i have to throw a muffin on top of it so i threw them up and now i'm using the muffin and the briefcase to get a little bit of height okay and then because of that height i can aim just above these apricots to hit the uh gas tank of a lawn mower on the front lawn all right so i hit that right about there okay i don't i can't even see it you have to just trust that you hit it been around 26 seconds i shoot the chandelier it kills one of the targets in the house accident kill so you're not in trouble then i get out great okay we go over here excellent gas tank of that suv and everyone chat spams ezerberg please explode because what happened is ezra burger is going to come out next to that lawnmower and have a smoke break and the leaking gas will explode and kill him but it doesn't happen every time you know it's a little especially if you miss basically what happens so then i shoot um i shoot this bad boy three times and it turns these guys around basically so they're they're alerted they're looking at that you just sort of walk all right past them and then uh and then there he exploded right now you just exploded so he did a smoke break exploded and then she's gonna walk out good work right around 108 it's a variable but it's around this time and you hit it with the hay bale accident kill and then that thing i leaked earlier right when he walks by the car boom that's all for that i think that's one of the sickest yeah that's a brilliant it wasn't my strategy that's a brilliant strategy also the most viewed youtube video on my channel this is just me explaining the scratch it's not even like not even doing it just explaining it uh so we explore so that was six and uh already with those things i'm two minutes ahead of the previous world record linkages um in this run i think i lose this one here but i think anyway i think it's really just a really uh it's a cool game to watch mid-run you should check out not even mine so many other ones um but the trilogies are hard because you you know it's like even if you know the strats you can't mess up ever or you have to restart which is a huge pain in the ass uh and train is the last level i don't even play this one three oh you um played three i haven't played three yet actually oh yes well i don't want to show you this you play three i'll buy you three three's amazing you gotta play three well if you're i don't know how do you have money so i don't know why you're not buying it if you like hit me time what do you mean time i need time you got time to siphon off ludwig's money bit by bit [Laughter] anyone's chat looking for a financial advisor who only takes a little bit of a little bit of a juice for his own vacations i saw him put a thousand dollars on craps earlier say this is ludwig's if i double it up i'll give him a little bit anyway i don't need to watch this whole thing i just wanted to finally get that off my chest you know jeez as a fan of hitman i feel like i can't even tell my own brother uh i can we could even play it together maybe we should get on stream sometime that'd be fun that'd be fun that would be great um anyway so we were talking about the slime thing i don't know everything else i want to say except that oh you know tom i heard that it took like 45 minutes of takes to get that one one minute video uh yeah that's not gonna happen he's not in the business so you guys realize that my dad who got the line wrong in the video that was his best take over 45 minutes we spent about a part of an hour trying to call you rehearsing just to say l plus ratio ratio plus your ball plus yeah you can do it you do it right now that's for memory yeah you can ah it's baffling yeah my dad's not he's not an acting yeah you know what dedicated to the craft true dedicated to the craft he got there when he got there well he wasn't expecting to be putting on a performance right he was just hanging out with an old friend is that what he's doing he's hanging out with his good friend slime who he's met many times before had many conversations with yeah hey uh e s crispy thank you for the uh the six months crispy i've known you forever melee fan a gems thank you for the tier one bear greetings thing for the five months father todd david the seventh seven months i will thank you sub you can't stop me 11 months from 116. thank you del comp with a year epic um i was thinking so i literally i'm gonna be honest with you and chat is i tried to find stanz's uh stanzas uh slime's dad on facebook uh this morning because i know his dad's a gambler and i was gonna offer him a free flight and 500 free gambling money to come out here and play craps with me and my dad and go to panda express [Laughter] that was my plan but unfortunately i don't think his dad's on the grid i swear to god i don't think his dad's on the grid i can't find a single um his dad's not on facebook i i found every brunel on facebook he can't do it uh someone just gifted e.t thank you for the time gifted appreciate it e.t uh i'm gonna put that on the tables for you hey here's a god's honest promise every prime i get today i will gamble and if we double it up it's almost like you won subscribe to anybody else you guys plan today i will gamble it what did mango do on twitter wait mango retired no shot no shot no you're joking no shot no way whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this is a perfect time to announce my retirement just don't care about the game like i used to i don't know what it is don't come into my chat asking me why or don't ever mention melee to me again deuces this has got to be a joke this is not real this is a joke this is just not how manga would do it don't ask me why and don't mention melee ever again there's no shot there's no shot i don't believe i don't buy it it's cat i personally think armada is still the goat he was never outside of top two and only lost the same seven players he had to travel from sweden overcome more obstacles mango only one because he's more popular and plays cool lol until mango claims the number one spot he's not my goat [Laughter] dude i think he's parodying wait is this is this what what did our motto say what did armada say when he retired i think this is i think this is a [ __ ] i think this is a riff on armada dude isn't this what armada said when he retired bro i think he's just mocking i i seriously so doubt mango quits there's no way he doesn't want to go to summit and play it's an armada area look at his name joseph marquez is that what is armada adam lingard armada wait let me see uh from armada egs uh perfect time what's armada's what's what's armada's tag it's our mother usually oh from our armada ugs perfect uh everybody said retirement free time this is a retirement uh where did he he did when did he retire did he already announce his retirement it's not a direct parody anyway i i think uh i think mango hasn't retired that's my that's my take uh i'm a youtube frog welcome philosopher this is an average stream for me if you're here from the youtube welcome to what is my new stream setup i'm here every day well no it's not new it's my old stream setup and what's new is the energy i'm bringing to it because i want to change the game and change the paradigm no it's a normal stream everyone knows as an average stream for me i always have random guests coming on and i'm always here live from las vegas paul shaffer armada retirement tweet that's right you're three years younger than me why are you doing paul shaper references most of them are three years younger than me i'm quitting melee singles this is his retirement suite hello brandon i'll kill every single woman in this city to find that damn ipad ewing turning into this room after a long time is the brother you said likes hitman but you never said you were good at it this is the one that's the one you came a little late for that revelation you missed a big revelation yeah we checked that box um i did want to say yeah so there was a you're doing elusive targets yeah um there was one where you had to kill a target and then find an ipad that a woman was holding and i glitched i don't know what i did but i everyone panicked in a party i shot it up they all scattered to the winds and elusive targets you can't there's nobody outlined in red yeah and i don't know what she looks like as a loser target so it wasn't mentioned just her location but she wasn't there anymore yeah so i had to go through person by person executioner everybody every woman i went down the crowd execution i forgot to kill every guard so i wouldn't get in trouble and then i shot every single woman in marrakech which took i think marrakesh yeah it took 95 minutes or something yeah there's a lot of npcs i went all the way down the list and it was uh it was brutal it was true i felt like i felt i feel bad you started to feel bad on you it definitely weighed on me uh what did mango say um but what's funny is so i killed hundreds hundreds of women and then i couldn't find it and i was going back to the party i was like what the hell and at that moment an hour later the panic finally ended or something because there's nobody left alive and she just walked back in she just waltzed into the party she was like the only woman left on the mat it was insane oh boy [Laughter] oh mango look at this response first uh number one and number two retired it's time from hungrybox which is which is very funny and then he said alabao and mvm i'm back that's good that's good stuff anyway chat i have to dip here in about an hour so i don't know uh if there's anything else you want to say you want to plug your new show zach my brother's got a new show it's called the life and times derek rhymes and it's on true tv every sunday at four right right after a practical joke right after a practical joke right before impractical jokes we fit him in between it's the coming-of-age tale of a young white rapper who's trying to make it big in the mean streets of uh omaha nebraska omaha nebraska this is actually he's the grandson of warren buffett yeah it's warren buffett's grandson but he doesn't want to trade on the buffett name of course he wants to make his own name as a rapper what a crazy premise for a show i'm surprised that you not an actor by trade pitched this god's proved well and are starring and writing writing and starring yeah a true tv will make anything that was fun um okay well good uh if you want to go chill with kenzie i'm just gonna do an aoe4 game i only have to watch the whole thing so oh yeah absolutely all right everyone get wish some luck to my brother uh zachary check out his show and uh we will be doing a gambling sesh one of warren buffett's kids ran for sheriff in my town what is his qualifications being obscenely wealthy by not his virtue um yeah as you guys know i'm kind of digging the aoe4 and i'm in vegas so we're gonna do a big gambling thing i would like to do a gamble bet on whether i win one game of aoe4 okay and we're gonna up the stakes cardinals one thousand dollars money right there well that's i actually 1500. uh my mom's got it our mom my mommy has it i put a big ass bet on the arizona cardinals i don't really watch football but my dad loves the cardinals and i thought it would make it more fun to watch the game if i put a bet because then i would be invested and i was invested for the first half and then i got bored and so i went to come stream well we won so i just won 1500 which is [ __ ] dope uh so we're gonna put let's put some big gifties on it where is this vegas is the luck store this is the hyperx esports arena in las vegas yeah suck it seahawks tell them i'm gonna open up aoe4 chad it's good to see you i'm glad i could sneak in a stream i'm still doing marketing money tomorrow i want you guys to know marketing monday on the table i'll be back home by tomorrow night doing marketing monday we've got a good one there's a lot of things i want to talk about i'm in the pyramid i'm i am in the pyramid if you can believe it were you behind the 90s asu gambling scandal i was i was at oldest nine years old in the 1990s so no i yes i was behind it i was the child ruler are we running gamble on aoe absolutely yeah get the gamba in there brother hey drock thank my sub would be very cool thank you quick thank you quick uh sni hadrid thank you for the uh six months with the message aardvarketingmonday that doesn't mean anything to me kind of stupid kind of stupid for you to say but i'll thank you for the sub um lonely loaf thank you for the 10 months appreciate that uh still reclaim oh you know what we talked about is arcane but i kind of want to do a here's here's what i'm thinking as the youtube thumbnail title and thumb let me know if this is good but the thumbnail is a picture of the globe like all of planet earth and the title is riot's property and then it's a video all about like the many ways riot is taking over the world your bits i never thank bits never stop giving me four bits i'm not gonna thank them that's literally four cents that's four pennies have you seen arcane i have seen arcane i watched a little i watched the last episode actually my hotel room no spoilers in chat though people haven't seen it yet does your brother play maryland now he's never played melee my brother is um he's mostly a single-player gamer to be honest ungrateful stop cheering me one bit 100 bits what is that a 100 cents it's a dollar all right all right thank you for the 100 bits myra tech thank you nolan voiding thank you for the 100 bits wow wow you've changed my life really i don't know what i would do 100 bits my god you know things were going to be pretty tight this month but with your hundred bits at my side pepe police they've been 19 months god damn all right i don't have a lot of time we have to go i have a dinner reservation that i got from my family um let's see if we can keep the 1000 year dynasty going oh no a minute hold up chat it's making me log in to steam and i think i've used good idea my brother's a huge anti-massacre when you guys know about him i'll just tell him you're a massive anti-masculine and i heard y'all say that and if you guys want his financial services let me get you his business card [Music] yeah he says on camera tells us this is a different tune you know that's good enough he's a different tune he sings a different tune when he's off camera let me tell you that him and his girlfriend kenzie both of them big big big anti-matters based bro uh is it based based in fact maybe i can't wait till i'm running for president in a few years after dwayne the rock jump out to fix me at his uh replacement three months eight years actually three goes 16. because everyone gives him an extra one because he's the rock after the rock that's 16 years what 20 minutes 20 minutes i thought we were leaving it six six how long was it going to get there it's even 30 minutes 30 minutes all right game's too loud don't worry about it i'll fix it right up for you don't worry about that chat anyway after after the rock wins for 16 years he's gonna pick me and i'm gonna lose the election because people are gonna find these old clips and take them out of context they're gonna think i was joking about instead of being dead serious the rock does eight years as the rock and then eight years is dwayne johnson and it's a loophole the constitution never thought about the case where you'd have two names why are you in vegas i'm visiting family where am i streaming from this is my new setup it's that ninja's house i'm here in ninja's basement played [ __ ] with 10 minutes i'm too true dude is there anyone in my community who thinks they got the [ __ ] smoke at aoe4 anyone who wants the heat i will mess you up that wasn't your dynasty baby hey i got the surfing because of you and i have a new settlement established this game is loud as [ __ ] wait one second settings audio let's get it down about 50 percent boost this up um someone said hey shark i got back into surfing because of you and i've never been cso serving and i've never been as racist but thanks it wasn't my intention in case you were wondering my attention was not to get you i can't afford one bit so here is one chat message you can turn into an nft thanks brad actually actually means so much to me as a big big pun of nfts as a huge nft supporter oh wait can i show you guys a clip it's one of the funniest nfc clips i've ever seen um uh kryp krypto bros taking hills well you guys got to see this this one this one's great okay check this out let me know if you can hear it this is the guy that used to do attack of the show maybe later we'll get to talk about crypto beefcakes which is a project that you tie an nft to a discord account and then if you're a positive info wait i'm sorry i got turned off the age of the first four music all right check it out maybe later we'll get to talk about crypto beefcakes which is a project that you tie an nft to a discord account and then if you're a positive influence in a community it actually inflates the value of your nft so heaven forbid we have avatars and communities that encourage people to be kind and supportive to increase the value of something but apparently that's the thing that gets me canceled today is caring about a new technology and community well you're all welcome that's my time on this one yeah it's okay to hate i'm gonna sleep fine tonight yeah yeah i really will now uh at the end of our stream in the cooldown i'm probably not going to talk about nfts anymore because someone's going to come out with a cattle prod heaven forbid that happened maybe later we'll get to talk about i love his very real and very authentic laugh what i can tell from this clip is that he's so chill about it everything about his body language and his his words tells me this does not bother me i am super chill i can tell he is going to sleep fine let's do that laugh one more time heaven forbid that happened maybe later we'll get to talk about crypto beefcakes which is a project that you tie i can't believe people tried to cancel you for shilling crypto beefcakes on an unrelated g4 broadcast i cannot believe during the time you were paid to be a host you decided to bring up a nft community that you're pumping called crypto beefcakes and you thought people wouldn't get mad that is a stan's lap that's stan's left when he's losing in a game stands if you spam forward smash in in melee and you kill him with it that's the laugh he'll give come that's my time on this one yeah it's okay to hate i'm gonna sleep fine tonight yeah this is the face of a man who's gonna sleep fine tonight [Laughter] you can just you see it on his face this is a man who's at peace all right i gotta play this game i have no time uh all right let's get back to aoe4 boom baby search for game no i don't need training mastery no continue just dump me in dude give me a game get a match oh i need sound 1 000 year dynasty begins now 1000 years again can we get a gamba going if i win if i win i'm donating 20 gifted to chat and if i lose chat donates 20 to make me feel better that way we're aligned that way we're aligned baby dude i love this game the more i've oh black forest the sick man well met opponent do you dare face me and my people in mortal combat only one dynasty will emerge victorious i do damn he's bold [ __ ] [Laughter] let us do pop ah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh he's too oh he's mongols the best versus the worst all right no worries no worries don't worry don't worry don't worry [ __ ] that's a nice mouse it was one of those fortnite mice i love it when you get a lot of sheep step one in the beginning of the game is always get a lot of sheep chet all i want you to do is like oh look at oh my god [Music] no no what are you doing get some wood okay i have no good wood sources which is bad i do have water behind my base though which is my bike bin bites water by my base will let's see not here too tall [Music] i need to find the exits to my base uh what's up all you nerds you're having a great sunday i guess we are don't say go mongols you bet against me that i would never ever ever bet against you ever never have never will unless it was like some sort of then of course i would [Music] i need you give me a mill what's aldo can't jump in dude i got all the sheep but i got all his sheep but he died and left me all his sheep like a nincompoop all right where's my exits oh nice more sheep dude we'd love is going to be the [ __ ] sickest win of all time china is so much stronger when you give them one interest [Music] horsemen [Music] really bad um [Music] [Applause] [Music] the dog [Music] oh you know what i need though he's still age one wait this this fool's still age one what am i worried about bro do you guys realize this fool is still age one [Applause] why am i even building this wall [Music] never been against the house everybody's house you guys who bet against the house are in trouble now bro i think i win this unless unless some crazy [ __ ] happens is this literally the perfect starting time bro i literally think i have the perfect starting base this is so sick all right give me give me give me one of these we're gonna go to tcc and then we're gonna take all these guys being tight get on get on stone oh you you attribute yeah what's going on oh he's here pretty good classic faithful and what i'm doing right now i'm playing china which has a very bad early game well because of the guys he's walling me into my own base oh he's trying to lock me into my own face maybe he could be he's still tier one which is making me extremely nervous [Music] it's a random but it's my ladder you know it's like uh it's definitely an opponent of my skills sheltered lake all right you guys get on these berries and we're gonna go we're gonna go we're gonna age up we're gonna age h3 we get a bunch of uh oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute he's double dipped wait he's actually he's beating me i thought he was weak because he was so slow but instead he just made me panic oh [ __ ] okay it's not what he is doesn't make any sense [Music] no oh he's wait he's building he's building everything oh my god he's literally right outside my bench this is bad yes oh this is bad dude um [Music] i did okay easy can't stress that enough control oh my god i have so many fighters it's not wait if i run out of this gold mine i'm dead i just realized okay pain in the ass okay oh [Applause] yes keep going keep going he's got a great time thought you're doing nothing um oh my god cramming up my basement please i need goals all right this has to be a big win for me [Music] okay is [Music] nice guys oh how do i get to the next stage um oh my god quickly i'm not making units [Applause] give it up buddy oh how many times i tell you to move all right here's the dill pickle i 1000 now let's wait a build oh he's got [ __ ] keep making more oh [Applause] [Music] oh oh okay pivot [Music] we're clustered up [Applause] okay the fire lancer [Music] oh this is big it's big for me okay you guys have too much stone i have i've actually too much fun i have actually too much stuff wait you all need to go and get on some if we keep cutting we can just cut right through [Music] oh and also my market can trade [Music] please [Applause] [Applause] we're doing all three we're doing everything [Music] [Applause] dynasty the 1000 dear dynasty turtles let's go let's go that was a good game from wallon outside my front face which always seems to work all right 1 000 years baby i got to go to dinner with my family unfortunately what's that got a friend who streams can you read a stream he's got like three viewers it'll just stress them out but i wanna yeah what's this what's this tag we're gonna raid zach's friend who streams you tell me it's slime cake adhesive cake adhesive cake adhesive all right everybody this is a friend of my brother so be really rude and disrespectful [Laughter] absolutely go in there and just be a real dream be a real just be like what you normally are you know just really annoying ask some dumb questions all right what's his name cake cake did you send the video yeah i did cake adhesive okay everyone please uh this would be an honor if you would do me the service of raiding my brother's friend um check him out and uh i'm gonna go have uh dinner i'm glad you guys cheer for me anyway for china 1 000 years baby just like real life get ready start learning chinese they're growing gdp wise that's true much faster than america adios thanks everybody bye everybody peace shout outs to uh hyperx for let me show you from here it's really fun big sevens i'll be back tomorrow with marketing monday that's fun all right

Wow first stream oh I guess it's still the 2 2023 never mind let's put some let's put the anthem on thank you hello everybody it's going to be a long road thank you for the 10 hello hello hello I'm fine I'm fine not tilted fine H chat please don't ever become a stranger all right everybody let's get this stream on the freaking Road after an half hour had to fresh yeah well that's cuz I messed it all up but we're here now oh I have hiccups midnight shirle thank you for the 31 everyone and that's nice okay hi guys how are you what are you guys doing tonight watching twitch you made your resolution list that's nice Adam was sleeping MZ thank you for the eight months oh man everybody my goodness I should to get my edits done by now next year kek W Fusion don't laugh at your own jokes maybe thank you for the 16 months um Nissa re thank you for the three months tugon Dan thank you for the 25 hello the Chiefs won today yay their losing streak is over surely they're going to Super Bowl right right trashy anomaly thank you for gifting a sub don't listen to her Fusion that was a good one it wasn't a good guys it's been a year since some of some of you have showered don't say boo to me Jello don't did you see Travis Kelsey throwing his helmet cuz he was angry yes and then the Swift these were like uhoh red flag guys I've literally broken a phone on my kneecap I was so angry one time as long as you don't hit other people it's okay sometimes fenine thank you for the five gifted never heard that one did your kneecap break it was an already broken phone it was kind of like taking a phone like this and just slamming it on your knee holy [ __ ] that's a lot of bits what the heck thank you for all the content you've made for us this past year I really appreciate you as a person you've made my year better in many ways even if you bail now I'm thankful for you if I bail wait what do you mean huh wait where am I going I don't know whether they give me anxiety you just gave me so much money and then I got anxiety thank you can you use manscape products on lady Parts I use them I use them on my coochie Lachi you can use it on your coochie Lachi no one makes like shavers for coochies and it's cringe Texas speech is quiet oh my don't worry I will adjust I I I I adapt I adapt they're called lasers oh I don't know of any I I'm scared of the at home lasers I bought one and I like I feel like it's like blinding me or something I don't really understand it but um just messing around don't take it serious huh um what does coochie need that a man Razer doesn't do I mean it's just crazy that I use a an item from manscaped to shave my coochie isn't that crazy I feel fine about it and you should too because guys it's time to start the new year right New Year New You New Groom honestly embrace the confidence that comes with a well groomed you manscaped helping you sculpt the best version of yourself in the year ahead guys xation point manscaped you get 20% off and free shipping with code QTC they have the new po performance package 5.0 and it's here let me tell you the futuristic tendencies in this bundle include brand new lawn mower 5.0 the weed whacker 2.0 that's the ear and nose hair trimmer of course and the essential Aftercare products like the crop smoother ball after sh shave o lotion and the crop preserver anti-chafing ball deodorant and two free gifts did I mention that they're waterproof too did I mention that did I have I ever the two free gifts are the boxers and then the toilet tree bag in the in the performance package 5.0 also if you're late on a Christmas present it's a really good Christmas present so I'm putting this back in putting that back in my shirt what did you mention oh you get 20% off and free shipping with code QTC I really do love manscaped uh manscaped is one of my favorite sponsors to work with because they let us do cool [ __ ] can I shave my face with the ball shaver or is it one use only yeah you could do both I don't see why you couldn't I feel like you're fine to do both Manny thank you for the 23 I don't know if I've thaned you anyway we'll look at it a few times um why is cuy talking about balls why wouldn't I be talking about balls JD morno thank you for the prime does anyone have any questions about balls that I could answer for you I can answer all of them happy New Year for sure but I just don't know if you have some that you want me to answer for you uh Angry Panda thank you for the 36 are balls balls yes they can be used as a replacement for tennis balls ping pong balls can you bounce them no uh do you shave yours I personally do not have balls why are mine shrinking maybe it's cold maybe you should go to a doctor why does one sag lower than the other gravity heavier if you've got one that's heavy um how do I charge my balls in a mayonnaise jar how do I put my balls back you can push them really hard Laurel thank you for the 22 months uh how big can balls get before it gives you the ick cor Alexander do you have really big balls and you're just this is how you're trying to figure out if it ex girls out cuz this feels like a very personal question and I'm not trying to ball shame you whatsoever but it does feel like I was like hey guys what are some general ball questions could answer and you went straight to like hey this is me particularly but I'm asking for a friend for sure but like at what point what size of balls really freak women out I'm sure you have very normal balls but it feels like maybe you don't and I'll say it if you have to question it they might be too big they might be not to body shame or anything but they might they might be too big why do guys itch their balls cuz they're not manscaping appropriate or they're not using the ball deodorant which is anti-chafing that thank you for the 26 months toxic cloud thank you for the 21 um okay I feel as though I've answered all your questions now guys happy new years's am I right hi thank you for the eight months start spreading my audio is so weird it's like a weird Echo you don't hear the echo oh is it just on me doesn't sleep all right we are doing it we are watching I have not watched this but with manscape today we are doing reacts we are going to react to the offline TV fearpong Challenge and then we'll be reacting to my clip Channel Start Spreading the News I'm leaving today also I'm a little sick uh my voice sounds a little weird and I know that so just oh uh what the heck just know I know I know you know we know we all know okay oh that's the right thing okay yes uh fear and did the fear pong challenge it was awesome and uh this will be my commentary I'm going to bring you the hot coms I'm going to put chat I'm like kind of big huh okay I think I'll be fine like down here but then the manscape rocket is on me manscape rocket is going to come up top because that's where Rockets belong and then chat actually chat come sit by me hey chat nice to see you here um okay this looks good okay let's do it hey everybody we're fear and this is naughty pom trying to warm it up dude what do you want me to do you're not helping yeah keep going yeah just right there uh I know what that scream was from and I'm already not excited to watch it cuz I know the spoiler alert at some point in this video will NE deep throats disguise toast toe and I don't want to see that cuz I saw it from behind and I did not want to see it from in front and I have a feeling this video shows it from in front oh chat wait you're go above me don't say pre-at I was there you can't blame me [Music] what in fear pong each team takes turns throwing balls into the other team's cup under each cup is a punishment if you sink a ball the other player has team takes is this me I've never seen like a drawn character look more dead inside Cheri David thank you for the Prime that's nice it's not Alex for the 29 months throwing balls into the other team's cup under each cup is a punishment if you SN a ball the other player has to do the punishment that is written under that cup you could be stuck there getting punishment after punishment if you do not sink your own ball each player received one substitute where they forcefully volunteer one of their good friends to take the punishment for them but the punishments can be rather cruel and unusual so I recommend they Choose Wisely we're the fear am podcast and this is naughty P would you quit laughing Jesus no what is it it could be anything what is it your presence is our present it's a nice one oh yeah this was so quick also what you guys don't see is like the 40 minutes of Broden explaining the rules before we started because none none of these [ __ ] would listen QT build the blunt Workshop thank you for the the sub Jello if you're here will you turn notifs like in half I think they're just too loud and I can't change it Ginger Snap thank you for the brand new sub oh but he's the first wait wait what the [ __ ] [Laughter] yit that's actually nice no this is a dope costume I can't even see arm oh there's St for his arms he's never going to make it car's going to eat every punishment make wait where's the ball beer pong tip don't stay behind don't create a backboard optical illusion time why you giving sweaty as [ __ ] get a present oh [ __ ] this is stand stand off CER stand off C very cute too high he's frazzled he's frazzled don't know what about there were also I'm sure at some point he cuts it out but there was a solid 20 minutes of us just going back and forth no one was getting it in rushing you got no that's crazy all right how was that the cl one yay yeah give this give this me Qui in the song 12 Days of Christmas what is sent on the Eighth Day a partridge in a pear tree answer the question eight M golden rings Rings no not golden rings we get see that the milk they're I hate them milk scar milk scar because you got it you will be milk someone from wait what wait that wasn't a joke left oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay this is his King I'm not even joking oh my God this is literally his Kink that's not even funny oh my God oh my God I'm so disheveled the whole time I'm so lost the whole time what the [ __ ] am I doing with my wife looking real good scar thank you you do man oh okay yeah I don't like milk I don't like the way milk looks I don't like when it's spilled on things I don't like when it's poured I don't like when it looks like like urine coming out of a coming out of a udder I don't like it I don't like how it looks okay so I had a hard time watching this okay yeah like how oh my also scar has never milked a real C in his life guys when you milk a real C you got to like it's kind of like squeezing like like cheese out of a balloon like you got to start up top and you got to like bring it down you don't just squeeze get in the cup I like I hate it wait we we'll move the cup to be fair oh yeah I just said that I said I don't like the look of it when it sprays and then I hid behind the pole so I didn't have to see it wow I know myself I stay true to myself where he was spraying am am I feeling it I I don't like what I'm doing hey this isn't great for me why do you sound so happy it's on so many things drink God I don't know why it's grossing happy New Year cue it's pretty good so he had guessed not that than you the 15 months I just wanted to do it oh you're going he's so he be here the whole time no way no way man that I can't see it I can't catch it but you know what I can sink it yeah that was cool open oh my God oh my God these are heavy as [ __ ] is this a nice one this one's really heavy you want the heavy heavy one sure I think this is just a brick what is that what is this balla bars raise the bar CH it's working out oh it's work wait I milked him and and I think he won something can you program them to be heavier say to I also not how weight works you just get the present yeah what what the [ __ ] that's ITN missile that sounds weird oh I hate this you are blindfold team offline oh my God that doesn't sound good for you is there a a boundary that can't be crossed it the the question was very suspicious I don't like it yeah oh wait okay I'm scared for you buddy he's excited it's not good wait what do you mean find your things for him to kiss him to kiss do you not listen why did he leave the room to get his things find his things you guys know what I de with every Sunday that's very suspicious what the [ __ ] we all said that wait broen I hate it it called that I'm naked Merry Christmas all right what I got pretty good ears and a pretty good old factory so it's basically like having my vision oh oh no oh no some someone help him please God fine he's got it we don't do it he's got it will just keep walking I'm just using echo location door bearhead please lead him out keep it up will whoa who H up he brought some heavy duty stuff I'll go first can I can I was this edited yeah the actual shoe I think was like two hours pop that bad boy open okay here here so gross hey what's up my name is brother yeah just know hey what's up my name is oh he really goes for it here I'll just get M out of the way uh you ready for this one yeah hey what's up I saw you from across the bar God I can't hold on there's attachments over there if you want attachments if I'm kissing a vibrant just be so sad vibr C what are these things thank you for the 58 mon what is that it's my turn what's up here oh I hate I hate this I can't watch this is he oh no oh no oh that's nasty oh no in front oh my God he [Music] knows oh God good stuff what was the one that was moving was a man I just keep winning I got weights I got to suck toast foot yeah how' that feel how' that feel for oops I missed another shot H nice yeah first time I had did he suck on your to he suck thank you for the I just got here the toe sucking he's powered up get snowmobile that sounds awful oh awesomeby that's awesome does he have to wear a blindfold no that's so mean just just some glasses May mean no no no actually no no I believe in com don't let there's something wrong with you ready yeah John was going hard kind of bad but you still throw I feel terrible I feel awful stop throwing that looks like always forget I'm always like oh OTV like you know they do fun cute stuff and then you guys are like let's do torture come on cutie you got this no backboard [ __ ] oh my oh oh okay I'm so [Music] [Applause] [Music] self-conscious get your tip Frosty oh oh my God that's definitely waterboarding which tip what tip oh my God yes my God [ __ ] how much are talking this is a just a tip wait are you putting the ti just for a second and you pull hair out that takes forever I can do it all right no one's touching this luga anything we are We Are So Vain on the fear podcast I would get I would get my tips my hair would just burn off what is that oh okay that is for pulling the hair out we on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is this punishment this like okay good it's like a 10 yeah I'm nailing you're cruising yeah you got it okay so it's Austin now right okay yeah yeah cool oh please your Grandma at home trying to play beer p real quick oh wait what finish it oh my God laser Austin did not want to do any punishments sant's for patreon what oh God that's a nice reward oh you get a present who Santa did we h Santa okay I don't know what the [ __ ] going on here but I'm expecting a stripper can I can I give it away after seeing who Sant [Music] us do You Hear What I here it's Sant a baby toast you want to you want to put that that on this toast is going through it right now toast don't make Santa feel weird I want to give I want to give it away I want to give it to Hass what on your team I'm on the opposite teamy naughty Behavior I don't like yeah I don't for giving it away I'm going to give it to [Music] Jody I'm so uncomfortable oh oh wow this year she got so com that for a sec I thought it was I thought it was John how comfy she got and then I realized guys this is not John this was a random actor that they hired I'm not kidding you I'm naughty so I don't deserve anything but instead I'd love to tell you what my friends from patreon this is a patreon ad for Rachel I'd like to request a Dyson air wrap yeah no I don't think that's going to happen just listen hey I'm not done [ __ ] we're not going to hand out confessed naughty that's literally what Seline who has 12 Boston cream donuts and a cucum what gross naughty for Tony I'd love to ask for a cuddly wuddly Whittle hug and a kiss from Papa just creepy actually creepy great I'm going to get off Santa's lap now yeah head on out John hey John hey John hey oh hey that's my S so this was this was toast challenge but Jody volunteered while you were gone got it I took one for the team [ __ ] it sit while it in s's laugh why are you laughing the chair that this is broen during the thing he keep he pulls out his walkie-talkie and he's like don't don't move the chair it's very funny Mia thank you 3 two months I really like broen for cutting off your leg circulation Santa release some pressure what's your Hassan okay I think I was nice this year you elaborate for got a dog this year it kind of just sounds like a thing you did it's not necessar nice okay just sounds like a life event raised millions of dollars for charity very nice very it's very nice impr this night what would you like for this upcoming holiday peace in the Middle East kind of a tough one that one of those Ste OLED ones oh those are Santa like those very nice better battery time too for Santa long sled ride anyway he's in the Middle East and a steam deck in any particular ranking or order or just whatever feel like I want the SC More I'm gonna get up before I kill you all of our challenges have been thank you for giting a sub pretty nice overall oh he's just going I was trying to get Santa out of any social dilemas so I just said just say no to that s like just move on Santa Santa I don't know I don't think Santa can fix the Middle East it's a hot take I don't think he can do it here we go Hank let's go handsome Hank you don't make that yeah baby yeah baby oh Grandma's best of fruit cake Fiesta I watched Lauren make this I don't want to eat that whatever it is I don't want I don't want to eat that fruit look behind you it can't be worse than that it can't you're right I could be him no he's going to look cool then he won't make a mess he won't bother any of his friends spin chair I love that John has a spinny chair of course oh yeah spin what is that is that like 3D printed is that what that thing was it's Herman Miller I don't know what it is it was a it was my birthday present from OTV stuff oh that's sick I'll tell you what as a cake expert that doesn't look good who made that social media are they going to get fired after this this is scary as [ __ ] all right scarf for you [Music] SC [ __ ] she have to eat the whole freaking thing she got to finish the whole thing faster Sydney come on you guys do weird [ __ ] at your house yeah we do open wide wait I want to try this thing not the cake yeah yeah okay it's not too bad right yeah feed him the cake no no no I'm good I want more whiskey yeah can we get some can we get a this guy just feeding for a yamazaki what I mean I'm just I like whiskey I'm kind of doubt can we get two drag whiskies let's go chill out bad boy oh what this one that's so fun that's so fun that seems like a fun you're right so fun that's a nice DIY oh that's a lot of you don't have to go down you don't you can just do the diapy DI I'll just diap don't do it will think about your dude will is a psychopath we just said to do the diapy so it's on the outside of his clothes he opens his pants and puts the ice down his pants we all told him not to he loves the content anything for the content you don't have to watch this that's not diapy that's me oh [ __ ] I love Austin's fa maybe you think you yeah just on your I feel like that's terrible do you think you get hard I you know what I hope I hope I hope we'll sue their asses I hope will'll Su we didn't sign forms I hope we'll sue OTV for all that they're worth oh my God better I don't just have ice in my diing in my vein happy New Year QTC hypers nice get milk and cookies nice get milk and cookies okay that's that's that's nice I'm having an out of body thing over here right now wait he made it does that mean thank you for the eight months oh yeah he made it you you can take it out now okay's a monster put on your evil I don't I don't I tried yeah thank you thank you no you're just packing it in trying to warm it up dude what do you want me to do help no oh okayy what am I doing with this son I want some I love Sakura Co this holiday season you can experience Japan from the comfort of your own home thanks to our sponsor Tokyo treat and Sakura Co Tokyo treat is a monthly SN I buy for 20 exclusive seasonal flavor snacks that are only available in Japan for a limited time sakurao is the sister monthly snack box that instead comes with 20 traditional artistan Japanese snacks including teas and special table we from Japan all the while supporting local japanes each also booklet that teaches you about each snack and has some bits on Japanese culture this month's Tokyo tree theme is New Year snacking party the New Year's is a very special time this bring straight to you with Oso gatu themed snacks like lucky red and white Kit Kat deep fried Mochi snacks and more Sakura theme is New Year's in Hiroshima in partnership with the Hiroshima government which includes tasty local Delicacies tasty Moi banana B cuchen New Year's SBE matcha aduki te and this month's special item a beautiful Necco furu Shiki wa that's actually cool jaese wrapping cloth I'm so interested okay they taste like candy that I remember from my childhood oh it's quite thick it is thick and it's got a lot of really fine layers oh we miss subscribing to Tokyo Trina and sakurao for most of this year and it's always a lot of fun to share these unique snacks together while learning more about Japan get your own box today or gift it to a loved one by clicking the link in the description below and use our code OTV for $5 off your first box that's a crazy good punishment yeah why do why can't we get that you guys got weights yeah we got got weights all right I'm going to hot swap into the diapy yeah I would do diapy this is the nicest I've ever been treated it's also not over like you're still well let me know if you need like a watch this please don't make it please don't you don't have to I'm manifesting that I'm make it I'm so curious awesome you're awesome at beer Pond J you got this hey Will my Beer's a little warm just follows the snack can down bit I'm just chilling his beer oh oh I was I was giving her backboard and everything hey you back oh yeah this one took forever they took forever here that's oh yeah they cut a good 20 minutes out of this Frost this one and when I got it in later oh [ __ ] QC party it says naughty the Sandy Claus gang oh you guys all get [ __ ] let's go that's huge that's huge for us that's huge what do you mean there's only that's so sad Austin was so excited to be Santa the table looks cool it is really cool I can fit into his size I can yeah but I can't fit in the reindeer suit sorry BR yeah is what what are you doing tonight I can't even be the lead reindeer of my own na challenge we could be Jupiter and Venus I'll be blitzing those are not reindeer yeah that's are those are Planet those are you're Prancer I'm why am I Prancer is it because hold up oh he's feeling pretty good about it gonna play Super Smash Bros melee yingo hear me out cancel your plans come be my plus one at the party what do you think a few minutes ago do I look like a offline TV's party actually that [ __ ] yeah I do look like a chubby reindeer D when do reindeers have weapons we're in a game he's so lumpy the Sandy claw are you driving I think uh probably Uber first I got to sit on Santa's lab now I'm Santa this night is awesome you give me like you're 1960's [Music] Santa are you killing me I was just showing them what we do to them Austin's so funny looks like I belong what time should I come um 9:30 mental institution look like the guy who lives by the Hut out in the woods you don't even need a shampoo you just use this okay stay in school kids oh oh no oh no it just gets worse and worse it didn't look bad at all where am um wait can you that's actually not bad under the look like nice P it's not bad at all you got [ __ ] Su I believe oh my God come on scar come on oh this was the one that took so long Becca thank you're the 49 knock oh sorry chill chill I didn't mean to flip you off that was just it was more of a a celebration oh dude you just Own It y this isn't even English skull skull oh you have to CH you have to ch [ __ ] you scar can we have some too take that one I talked too much during this oh these cookies were so good made my mouth water good cookies look forward to it you made a sound like link for legend Marsh kept tagging into the drinking this is the worst alcohol I've ever Drank in my life I don't do this with my family why does your family do this yeah it's like it's like straight rubbing alcohol scar you're being mean to Scandinavian what are they going to do be mad and have extra healthare yeah SC Mr Scandinavian are we good no I'm afraid that's 4 oh my boy our boy that's our Boyer right there come back nauy na na I feel like I don't deserve that question you're a Santa fan named five of his reindeer we just said it we got prer and dancer and Doner and vixon Comet and Cupid and Comet and Cupid and vixon and Rudolph she said something wrong I think yeah she got it thank God we did that earlier youed a few of them twice but that was they getting off way pun me anyways wait a minute I gave you and you were like no that did not sound real I get that did not sound real believe can you [ __ ] blame us you yes you wanted to get milked no yeah not like that I made I made small Corrections every time oh man okay none of you are getting nominated next year uh oh [ __ ] now I love how she SL smil I like's reaction Edward EG hands I already had a frozen penis I ain't doing it do I have to drink the eggnog okay I will projectile vomit rather than like theic both of your hands are tied up you get tied up to a member of your team don't have to is just stra eggn or is there alcohol [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] so I'm not gonna do it you're do it often so I'm gonna substitute H and Austin wait that whole thing egg no is so gross it's like a it's like too thick QTC aniet who decided to do that thank you for the four months there's no way I will PUK Jesus Christ wait that is like enough for a whole that is too harsh we like half of that right there's no way I could drink that we have to drink the whole thing you could have let jod had some before you taste it let Santa give you some eggnog I like let Santa give you some eggnog that's funny oh crap I didn't mean tastes like eggnog T like pepis is there Pepto Bismol in this is this relaxative or am I going to [ __ ] myself it'll help him out here I got you get out see you get out of my way let the let the pro let our team do this to our I just realized it need RCP 40 7% a beer is 8% and this is like four four or five be think it's just a lot of liquid it's just a lot of egg much okay come on to I'm getting close remember what we did to your hair I'm ajusting okay wait that's huge yes okay that's yours for the keeping hey we'll drink to that hot cocoa dispenser naughty oh I like hot cocoa jokes on you guys I'm sure you're like this one then really number two that's not a good thing that's not a good you want the high number or the low number three the the oh that's a fun wait I got to put it in your mug no it's not a [ __ ] fun one it's me getting hit in the face with a bunch of hot Coke no cuz you don't have to do anything those are empty cups everyone [ __ ] oh shoot oh no they spill what you you got the all right son chug it yeah [ __ ] yeah he's almost done [ __ ] yeah it's done oh [ __ ] I like all the cut offs I like all the cut offs when they're just like mid yelling it's good editing I also thought it'd be hot chocolate but it was just chocolate milk just in case of what you guys can practice I can't practice all right let's practice our transfer andow cutie Cutie we need to practice where you put in your bucket listen to contactu you're stealing my strs dudee here's the issue I have to clear my own head but I don't know how far before I not believe I didn't realized until today that Austin was not blindfolded I thought Austin was blindfold had one choice or two choices oh my God but she only chose one of them and that one was host hi Rob hi guys Happy New Year's it's already New Year's where you guys were right hello hello Rob hello Rob hello Rob hi Happy New Year's for 12 hours already whoa hello Happy New Year's guys welcome in I'm just doing reacts on this lovely New Year's Day and telling everyone about manscaped which we'll talk about more after this video he just did 24 hours holy moly yikes God no no can I go on my own time what what this is so Austin grab from the other side please Austin Austin I can't I guess I want you so bad though I want you so bad no is he ding what's happening no about to he here yeah yeah keep going yeah keep going yeah just right there there still cue where are youe I couldn't talk I was laughing too much going [Applause] [Music] going you're done you're done you're done you're good done and off's did it a little bit maybe I don't know QTC p cuy back a bit start doing it start dumping it start dumping It Go Go you're good you're good you're good you're good be good how did it fall back on me that sucks Sho was St think for the nine you still have some more you a little more that's all of it it's so good don't drink it he also pours it on himself you're doing great hold form hold form hold frame keep going there's no way that it the why is it soen all right now drink up will E ymy I hate it they're never coming back did I miss I thought was so good Austin you did so bad you got me while you were getting cue how was that possible I saw was it getting on your body when you were saying it I remember someone seeing a screen cap of this on Hos tweet and someone being like if I say what I'm thinking I'll go to jail huh so cold yes oh she's back [Music] I showered okay I did I showered no it's okay no it's all [Laughter] right I accidentally caught it I don't know why I did that I feel so bad I just accidentally caught it I felt so bad I don't know who said might have been Marsh Marsh just AC it goes you can't do that what going so natural I forgot what we [Music] [Applause] doing lose Tov shot that's not even bad I got chocolate milk on my penis oh my God she like a kid with Play Let's Go She's chugging it cuz they weren't taking them I was over it K KY ktie cue too much too much too much vodka so fine guys I have a hot take you cannot get drunk off of jello shots I don't know I don't know it's never listen I've been to so many frat parties I have never gotten drunk off of jello shots I don't get it I've never even gotten buzzed off of jello shots I'm not kidding you I don't think it's possible I really don't think it's possible I don't know I realized that like scientifically it's false but like I've never felt a thing from a jello shot oh they yard beat them we we can't lose oh my God nobody's going to cheer me [ __ ] you [Music] you have to get the ball IAP don't okay okay I'm going to load you up believe in yourself oh she Mich adjusting try being positive we got to be negative if you don't this people are going to call you the sweet D of fear end they're going to call you that cuz she literally chokes and you look you kind of look like her so you got to hit this negative reinforcement negative reinforcement she is white and she is blonde I don't that's enough negative reinforcement negative rein H not breath thank you for the 2 months graham crackers thank you for the 25 working no please okay come on cutie you're bewe thank you for the 23 months like a bird like a bird no you're getting closer me the bird call call was cl dude I could not get this yeah you're the [Music] closer get it back behind the back behind the back all right between the legs go between the legs the [Applause] [Music] fin is it [Applause] fine wait do we we do we get rebuttal do we get Redemption yeah actually they get rebuttal no hold it we lost to these n what are we doing fear where the where the [ __ ] back how's that feel oh my God I'm never going to live this down we going to talk about this forever oh God it says Not So Silent Night so cutie oh I hate this get to serenate us all my God oh my God so great arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy theop but I keep foret what I wrote down the whole cowd ghost Lou I open my mouth but the words won't come out I'm choking out everybody's choking out time's up overl back to reality hope there goes gravity don't get up da no he won't give it a I don't know it's work that's all I got wait before you pick him up double or nothing what listen flip a coin if you hit it we'll do both of those okay if we hit it no no no yes you'll do one of those okay you just sang your song Rock Paper Scissors Shoot Rock Paper Scissors Shoot godam Rock Paper Scissors Shoot yes okay come Rock Paper Scissors Shoot I only want Rock I only went to rock you're a green one Mr Grinch what's that and then were they both naughty steal buddy spaghetti yeah what buddy oh both at the same time what the [ __ ] is this oh this was so nasty oh God this was so gross this is so nasty yeah there's a safe word will oh it's so bad so here I'm here to he ate so much of it too he ate so much of it so much of it at the end of the day we've never been team players on no we absolutely we stand by that and we feel likees will will you don't got to finish that lemon any will please oh God God it's so badle gummy bears on one I can't believe we lost offline TV bro what the heck so embarrassing so embarass they played well thanks for having us offline TV and to you at home a very happy holidays to you and yours thanks for watching join us next time here on fear P I'm directly behind a that's fair but they'll be here bye wishing you a very happy and prosperous New Year QT and chat thank you for the 22 months that was a good video see anything see anything see anything good video that was awesome it was nice of them to have us have us on over for the holiday that was nice yeah will'll Will freaking he's content brain he carries man I've said it I I'll say it again J Adam thank you for the 39 [Music] months all right guys before we move on to reacting to our clip Channel like we do we love reacting to the clip Channel yes yes yes yes we do um before we do that I wanted to talk to you guys about um about manscaped just a little bit uh I think in 2024 regardless of your goals you guys should focus on grooming listen we all need to take care of I didn't like that sentence don't like that sentence I I read it verbatim it it says why men should focus on their grooming game but I you're M I'm going to say it's self-care 2024 is is self-care okay it is self-care 202 before and you guys need to focus on your manscaping okay and what better way to do that than with the best partner for that which is manscaped you can get 20% off and free shipping with code QTC that's 20% off and free shipping if you guys don't know their performance package 5.0 Ultra is here and it has a brand new bundle with the lawnmower 5.0 that's the the shaver the weed whacker 2.0 which is the ear and nose trimmer and then after ha products like the the ball aftershave lotion and then the crop preserver anti-chafing ball deodorant plus two free gifts being a tote like a little uh lugged like a travel bag essentially and uh like a toilet tree bag that it's called and uh boxers so check them out if you haven't checked out manscape do it what's the code QTC it's it's QTC yeah anyway uh ball deodorant yeah self-care is so nice you guys deserve it you deserve self-care you're welcome chat okay I'm going to put on a song for you guys and I'm going to go pee and then I'm going to be back and then um uh and then we're going to look at Clips because I have to I have to pee really bad but you guys are going to like this sing along ready when you see me bend over like that it's cuz I'm petting Swift new year approaches donk Jam whenever I sing this song around my dad he's always like you know that song like it's not like like yeah what do I do I live under a rock I don't understand Hannah thank you for the 17 months I'm I feel so dehydrated today even though I've drinken maybe I haven't drinken that much I guess I haven't this is only 54 ounces and I haven't finished it okay mediocre middle kid thank you for 27 months okay exclamation point reacts let's go do it let's do it let's go to the React channel thank you Logan my God okay top guys how many [ __ ] F how many [ __ ] GTA Clips are going to be on this huh QTC jammies how many GTA Clips are going to be on the Iraq Channel right now maybe a lot hands touching hands reaching out all right everybody hi YouTube welcome it's a clip recap your guys's favorite thing your favoritest thing in the world it's here where you post Clips you upload them I watch them and then we develop a meta where then you send it to the other streamer and the streamer reacts to me reacting to it and then you take a clip of that and then react again and then react react react react react Human Centipede of reacting there's a mosquito in here how are mosquitoes alive in December how did it get inside all right here we go you GNA take it down or what this mosquito no I'd have to chase it it'd be like a whole thing less than three is there standing B of body of water in your house no I don't think there is okay send here we go reaching out touching me touching you [Music] sweet okay cool great setup everybody okay here we go sad to hear what happened to Will what what happened to Will tragic self sucking incident okay send you over to cutie Cinderella please be the same respectful people that you are here with me give her the same love and respect be supportive juice her up and certainly don't mention that I should be allowed in the dodgeball tournament do not mention that it is an absolute crime that I was admitted from the dodgeball tournament why does a I'm not in charge of Ludwig's events William don't you dare tell her that L and her are doing the entire platform is disservice by not having me there don't even think about mentioning it I'll be furious with you I'm going to do this next time next time I'm going to be like guys we're raiding will don't you dare mention that I want to play games with Caroline don't you dare mention that little [ __ ] wait how do I push I've seen it oh I'm not in mod view next uh what table what so you'd be with lwi who else is at that table well you're just with h and and and Austin you're with your crew yeah but I don't fit in if ledwick were to break up with me they'd stop hanging out with me what there's something oh my God Is So mentally ill that is hilarious that she said that first of all we never even see lwig no if fean had to pick a side imagine Austin pick we would we pick cute what the [ __ ] Austin Pi you that's not true if he needed Le on L host I'm ow I just need the mic in my eyeball guys that's nice of him but it's not true I'd be so [ __ ] one of my buddies Gina darling is crial r in that oh yeah yeah uh did you see cu's tweet you saw how in quotes it says hasn't replied to my text yet that like UPC Hass oh yeah I she knows I'll always do it no matter what no he's good to me he's good to me he's nice I hate to say it thank you for the two months I'm not talking [ __ ] I was actually just about to compliment you okay but remember I was mad because you were you were ripping farts after the sichan food and you kept being like it's cuz you fed me Sichuan food and I was like you're so white but then when I pulled back back the covers in bed there was a dead spider oh my God Jesus thank you for the two months of the week you are constantly you have like IBS you are constantly stomach problems okay hot girls have IBS there are times that I I'm not allowed to go into rooms because you're like don't go in [Music] there yeah yeah he is not allowed to air this out will doesn't know the rules girlies can talk about how gross guys are guys aren't allowed to talk about how gross girls are that's all we've got okay that's all we got if we've have to deal with Sy systematic sexism our entire life how dare you we we can talk about how gross we are you cannot now who's talking [ __ ] I didn't start this I came in to ask if you wanted food like a good boyfriend and you're talking about me prematurely ejaculating that's drama hey they should hey hey hey from one streamer coupled to another never never talk about your relationship issues on stream or about holiday parties you don't get invited to or about uh like uh like stuff like that don't bring it to stream oh wait can I show you guys the trick I actually can do yes of course this is my secret Talent oh yeah yeah she she's bouncing on the corner of the Leslie what the [ __ ] chat why did you show this to me this is this why is she proud of the the coochie corner what's happening the table that's so cool wait that's so cool it's an actual tent so where is the corner go inner coochie wait wait but I can balance there and you know how oh God please be careful it's like actually hard how do you do that why are you're just so talented it's this my talent oh wow w we can do it again does it hurt you no because I practiced oh my God what is this is so if I didn't know them I would think something is wrong with them what is happening Leslie what is going on this is crazy she's unhinged your honor I don't know what to say um but I've done it but the way I found out I could do it is because like tables would just be around that night and so I would like kind of tiptoe it and just be like whoa and then I be like wait can I can I balance I love them so much but that situation is like it feels like like their theirs is real their situation is real however it feels like it could be like the intro to Like a Porn like have you guys ever seen seen those Port those porn intros where it's like two girls and the one girl is like have you ever tried [Laughter] this that it just looks like it hurts that just looks like it hurts Leslie it is impressive though I'll give her that it's impressive but I had to I had to you know tickle their balls a little bit that word like you know like what happy New Year cutie what is happening what is going on what is happening what is happening like tickle tickle the what is it oh my God just just a little bit of a a tickle how do you say it what yeah you you can't be like what what's what's the thing I need to tickle their balls a little bit bust their balls gu you got to bust your balls a little bit oh my God God we got big ones coming in right now oh my God he slides over the line the ref is going to let that one play because the AIS honestly want to say that was a bit of Riz by cue on the slide making eye contact bar all right this is where get heated as they're uh backing into their Corners here making it much harder much easier to hit and attach Aiden threw it in the numbers yasu oh Noy has to catch one she has to catch one here cue you can get it she gave up touched iTouch my hand I'm pretty did not call out and then she hand I can't believe she well I think that's on her team at some point right interesting her team needed to be there for her she's not a closer you are sing so hard right now I have to is it just me that thought she looked good forfeiting uh that was a horrifying no honor defeat like there really isn't you're just saying go next because I can't I think I think you got to know when to hold him and also F I think it's very very beautiful and sweet how you're standing up we got big ones coming in right now oh my go he slides over I was confused by this cuz people were talking about this clip they're like you walked off [ __ ] and I was like huh big than you the 44 this is Caroline okay this is not fair why are you laughing this is not fair that this is the one clip out of all my clips that was used and Caroline you're like anybody that's a girl they got to have some weight or they're going to be in trouble you don't know Carolina's secret weapon watch no Judy you're such a [ __ ] you're such a [ __ ] for this she knows what she's doing she knows exactly what she's doing look at the fear on my face here guys my dad ever ever since being on that YouTube video is like stressed about having an online presence he's like someone at church complimented me for the YouTube video and I was like that's cool dad and he was like no I don't want people to know and I was like huh so I might have to delete it but he's told me he's going to think about it okay I don't know I don't know it's funny he's been in videos before so I yeah he's struggling with the fame I don't know what's going on but he's not happy about it much you want to bet she doesn't have [ __ ] for um yeah I'm going to need you to take that one back because not only do I have [ __ ] 4 but I have hent [ __ ] hentti [ __ ] 6 hentti [ __ ] 7 [ __ ] [ __ ] 2 [ __ ] 3 [ __ ] 5 [ __ ] 6 and Samurai [ __ ] so wow impressive I'll take the apology whenever you're ready damn I don't even know you don't know what you're messing with sometimes it's Russian roulette with a loaded gun who knew you're going to grab the salt shaker yes and you're going to add just a little bit of salt so like like half a teaspoon yes it's just so much more than that okay okay I think and then you're going to grab the vanilla and you're going to add two capfuls of vanilla two cupfuls of vanilla was that a teaspoon that's got to have okay I'm so stupid good one well another person at the event was another Helen Helen stanland now stanland hosts an online show called wine with women that's wine spelled without an H there they're seeing like wh about it like SL bar for bar dude insane l oh my God Maya and cutie curs Mya and cutie in 40 years being turfs oh no listen oh no conservative m K if we still have a podcast in 40 years that will be impressive cool though huh imagine she actually spr into the ball if you notice what she's doing look at where she starts when I wind up and she sprits like six feet to her right and just absolutely yeah a body sh just absolutely eats one and I came up to her afterward and I was like cutie I was aiming for Nick I'm so sorry and I don't know if she believed me but when you watch this back it's so clear that I pick Nick out right here I wind up blind launch it thank you so much Normie and she just runs into [Music] it I don't really nice of L to include me on the Dodge wall vent I don't I'm just I've learned to except that I should have said no it was embarrassing soag thank you for the prime Leslie thank you for the 16 I can't do it I don't want to play dodgeball I just don't has left my hand here I'm apologizing for oh wait you don't even you don't need to to do it but you are doing your face watching me God damn that's so good as soon as he says it's good she's excited there's Stu she has she has a bad guy bad I'm going to go in but if I die good [Applause] luck you're right you're right it was great knowing you God that thing is impossible to not die to I love Ray just laughing at him that I don't think I've ever heard you scream like that I was scared I was it was scary it jumped at me and it was in the [Music] dark oh my God you know what I had a dream about the other day I had a dream that I had a boyfriend and that we were cuddling together and then I found out he was 16 and I like in my dream I was like bro I don't know what to do anymore because you're literally my boyfriend and we have [ __ ] like multiple times like we've been together for like almost a year you know and then now all of a sudden I find out you're 16 like what the [ __ ] how do I take everything back well yeah I know break up with him but like what do I do about the past what do I do about the past this is a fair that's a very scary dream and I was like [ __ ] like we've already [ __ ] that's crazy like you're going to send me to jail yeah anyway this a it's a scary dream to have for sure now in a few years when all of us are like oh my gosh I never saw it coming I I might be like I might have I might have seen it coming you know but until then man she is quirky as hell huh that is a quirky little quirky am I late for girl dinner um there's plenty so you know I got a whole bowl of it it's so unhygienic well so is eating ass so there's probably at least like 15% of you that are in the same boat that I am not with eating ass I don't eat ass but I mean like with the unhygienic how do she get those talky things okay that's not what I meant it makes me feel better knowing that every person that ever does a cooking stream gets a uh gets told that they're being unhygienic that's very cool number two I think um it's crazy that sandwich would assume that 15% of her chat eats ass because none of you get laid so it's got to be like if I I would probably say like 1% of you eat ass and 30% of you dream about it other other recordings no way no no way oh my God no way lwig augen and cutie it wasn't 2020 though but close enough that's pretty cool wait that's wait I'm on a list with John Legend and Kelly Clarkson that's crazy that's crazy they're on the same list as ad Dina Manzel oh yeah cool this is does she know that they're on there no what the [ __ ] that is wild that cool they did it in 2020 how many times have they done this song Wait 2020 she did it last year I sing it every year Christmas album oh for his Christmas album oh that was like when they came out with their legit recording I guess okay so they have they have it on the Christmas album they did it last year it's an everye thing a that's cute though yeah I think eventually I'm going to get some [ __ ] for singing the same Christmas songs every year but listen I don't care I don't have time to learn I not a good singer I don't have time to learn new songs I just let me sing the same song every year it's all it's just all I it's what I it's it's Christmas is for traditions and I don't care I can't I can't I can't not I cannot be bothered well I would say this I I think the most influential and important person on Twitch is cutie Cinderella I think if like there wasn't so much misogyny on this platform like she would be number one I think the amount of heart she puts into her events I think she could really change twitch as a platform and has like groundbreaking ideas for twitch and I think with the amount of money and time she invested into everything she's incredible and like I really think she deserves so much better like I have I love cutie I think she's fantastic I think she's amazing and like seeing people like her again really inspired me to want to do better now obviously I don't think I'll ever hold a candle to any of these people the hell that was really nice of her that was nice thanks Emma [Music] wow guys this mosquito is really ticking me off I don't have anything to kill it with is it gonna land stupid get out my life that's an insane thing to think we 100% hang out with Cue way more than we hang out with lwig and she's out of her [ __ ] mind like the hell we have a better podcast in the yard dog figure it out figure it out UL thing of the sub figure it out unhinged ass that's funny cue is being sexist that's why internalize sexism huh wait huh how am I being sexist I just think they like lwig more I don't I don't think it's that deep I don't think I'm sexist I think he's just more Charming to be around genuinely and I don't blame them I also think he's more Charming to be around okay looks good oh my God oh my sweet Spirit Emily wow awesome now what oh uh no that's she's done it she's done she did it she she's actually finished she finished it's blowing up my skirt it feels delightful oh this is the clip that I told Maya about thank you for the three months this is the fan fan clip that went viral that's just fan fan being fan fan it's blowing up my skirt it feels the lightful back in those beef curtains are just flapping away oh what he say you on the phone my wife andri save me the prime pyop get the gar fix I mean if you don't want to Bro plus 500 she's clever she's very funny you know Ted said the worst problem of your team was yeah I do remember what he said Ted say what did he say Ted said Ted said uh I forget the exact phrase he said like yeah we probably would have done better if you know we didn't have cutie what who was sitting next to him oh my God and he did not know that oh dude what that's brutal that is she's like she's like what the [ __ ] like oh oh the thing is I don't feel bad like they're like that's brutal it's like it was just so true you can't feel bad about truths in life that's how I feel if you have a mole on your face and someone's like damn that's a big mole on your face yeah yeah it is if I I've got a bad attitude and someone's like you got a bad attitude I'm like yeah if someone's like you're bad at dodgeball and I Imad at dodgeball it's like yeah I just am I just am not good at dodgeball and so it's fine that he said it it's fine I it didn't hurt me an ounce I knew they would have done better without me you have a lot of chats in cuties okay one of my this is such a lame goal to have but one of my goals last year was to talk more in other people's chats because I'm really nervous to do that because I get really anxious because I didn't know what to write so this year I tried to write more in people's chats so I think this is pretty good for me I have to be very comfortable with someone for me to say something why writing cuties because I'm very like I know myat EAS talk that's probably why two months feel bad about writing stupid [ __ ] I would never type in Clint's chat o he better have said some cool [ __ ] otherwise that's probably that's weird if he typed in Clint could you imagine squeak typing in Clint's chat hey who does he think he is he thinks he can talk to Clint he doesn't know Clint what the [ __ ] Clint probably thinks about that all the time Clint's probably like man squeaks is so weird for talking in my chat it's weird okay I saw this on Twitter so impressive this is impressive I went crazy with the doodle in the bag I got that wine you mentioned in yesterday's screen to try like it it's one of my favorites I'm actually dring another bottle of that right now it's so good it's like henna on gingerbread yeah it's it's so pretty she did such a good job I wish I would have had time for that like for like a nice fun long um gingerbread house let's check you out I'm Nick Palance I'm a professional Alice singer and I'm going to rate L Big's version of Baby It's Cold Outside oh [Music] God she can [Music] sing that's I'm Nick pal I'm a Prof he can he can sing lewig unironically can sing much better than me I think the confidence is a massive when it comes to singing the last time you asked a girl about her [ __ ] uh your girlfriend last episode she was on you talked you asked her about her [ __ ] about my poop what was the question we we talk about her poop quite a bit I want you to stop doing this watch your property I'll never watch your podcast full stop oh you don't want to watch your girlfriend's podcast I don't watch it cuz I I skip through no I listen to her Parts I what I do is I I ask editors to edit just the woman talking yeah so every episode it turns into something like 5 minutes long I list on five it's hard cuz she gets cut off so much okay damn I like that you I know for a fact you don't watch but like you still are kind of right on that I know I'm right why is that they actually did so good today I feel like I feel like they were all watching my mouth today and the minute I would start opening it they would go quiet I think they had had like a meeting before I got there because I've been a disgruntled [Music] employee and so I think they like I think they were like guys chill Austin didn't talk about Dick this week no topics were repeated this week I was like not cut off at all it was I was like this is weird it was interesting I don't know what to do with all my free time so much toxic masculinity I don't know talk shake off you know I try I try my very best the last time you asked a girl about her [ __ ] guys guys oh my gosh guys yeah yeah it's it doesn't even sound like her I think we Jesus oh my God pokey's been posting on Instagram about moving I think we know why she had to move she sound like she was actually dying that was real terror that was impressive monsters start spawning blooded wait so how did you not die um I was crouched that's why Eva was like why do you look like that blah blah blah Eva put me in the toilet she glitch so [Laughter] unlucky got FL down to the got that's crazy I'll do it to you watch Amy thank you for the N9 months I didn't know they had that that's cool this screams good album oh this actually so stupid trolling aside I just wanted to say that in a long ass time on this platform your content makes me laugh more than anyone else ever has and even when you're not streaming the community that we have here helps me get through the day so happy birthday that's so nice wait I thought that was going to be an actual mean message that was so that was 2500 bits too jeez jeez Louise yo thank you so much for the 2500 bits dude what the heck thank you you didn't have to do that that was so nice just kidding you actually think after everything I've said to you I would say something nice wow you really are a dumbass truly from the bottom of my heart YT and if you respond your mom or your dad I swear to God aqu than for gifting this up Davis thank you for the prime I have listen this is what when it comes to C I think we all have to follow the advice that our parents gave us if you don't have anything nice to say just kidding she's great if you don't have any other options she's she's so great she's so ah dude die you stupid ass I missed it ah wait did you guys see up my dress I'm wearing tights so it should be fine but you have to be honest did you see up my dress someone say karma no friend mosquitoes aren't friends Maya said I could kill him no she didn't but I think I could make a good case baby maker think of the Prime I think I could make a good argument as to why I should be able to kill um mosquitoes wh about it's awesome I do love whne about it I listen to every episode dude Emma's crazy are really cool Emma's told me that she listens to Wine about it and I'm like how I appreciate it though it's very nice of her oh my God I had a stream idea where it's like I put up Rand I put up secret cameras in like a house and then have a bunch of streamers uh live there but like like I don't tell them that it's streaming and then but uh but I I want some them to do that to me okay but that's literally illegal so I can't do that but like something like that you know like okay I want okay someone if any of my Sher friends are here you guys should you guys should like just like pretend like you just don't tell me you know and then and then chat can see the the true the true Emily but that's kind of get naked Emily yeah illegal so um and chat I know you sent it to me like so then I will set that up for Emily I will not do that cuz she like has to like change clothes and go to the bathroom and stuff I did send her a good idea though and um uh I saw this Tik talk of this girl who just wore a red Polo to Target and she was like pretending to work at Target this today and she just went to Target and she like cleaned stuff up and stuff like that and I was like Emily who's your next stream Empty Soul thank you for the prime so just so you guys know or thank you for the brand new sub sorry if you guys see Emily do that know that I am a Helper and a producer and I helped priso you know when you on stream with cutie and you talked about me and cue would said I hate chibli that night I had a dream that I was hanging out with you and cutie and in my dream I remembered she said that and every time she would like there was one point when she was like oh can you go in and grab this one thing I every time she ask me to do something I would [ __ ] it up really bad cuz I was really paranoid that she hated me so every time she' tell me to do something I would like [ __ ] it up in the worst way possible and then at a point in the dream she' be like can you do this and I'd go do it and she'd be like oh just let me do it she's like just let me do it just let me do it open not to chibli but to other people sometimes I just let me [ __ ] do it you know it's just like never mind but I do feel bad cuz a lot of people think I hate them q c g o I assure you I don't hate anybody well maybe like two people but no I think I only hate like one person maybe but like you will know if I don't if I'm like unhappy with you like I say like hey I do not like this I do like I'm very like I like tell people and so it's so weird cuz all the time people are like I don't know like I feel like she hates me and I'm like no no you would know I I I say it to people I'll be like hey I don't like that you're doing this or I don't like the way you act or whatever but then no one like they don't believe me I'm like I'll say it anyway I'm eating a candy I can't begin to guess what went wrong here um I'm going to guess I read something incorrectly but I guess we're not having cupcakes tomorrow at work now it's time for um wow my first synopsis looking at that quick glance uh it looks like she used a store bought it looks like a store bought guess what when it looks like Funfetti which I imagine is just too high of heat so then it causes it to expand come out of the cup and then cook really quickly which is why it's like burnt up here when it comes to when you when it comes to like box mix but if it's not a box mix then it could be a thousand different reasons I don't know afid point you know what they call a block of crows you don't need c and then Leslie immediately Leslie immediately trying to like oh my gosh um this I don't know what I heard I don't know is special he's like he he already offloaded all he dumped all his material i' love to talk about how well do I have anything to talk about not really not in particular no it is interesting that I did but she's not here I would love to dive into why she won't go on planes QTC part I think it's funny you twitch made a bunch of the weirdest people on Earth famous like a bunch of like like depressed Shu inss became stars and now you guys get to behave weird as [ __ ] and no one really says anything it's like what do you mean stavos they do say stuff they do Grand don't think of the 23 she had to drive here to be fair you are also you are also talking to like three of the probably I would say most normal in comparison to like the no absolutely so his special was Austin just about to say he's normal was Austin just going to argue that he is normal he was going to be like I'm so normal compared to most people oh my is calling me did she hear about the mosquitoes okay she didn't text Happy New Year's QT QTC spin she didn't reply what's up I'll send a facts oh check your facts okay Adam don't say I don't read chat I read okay hello iing in your chat don't cry okay it's New Year what what what no [ __ ] way do you hit me with that hello no no no no way were you calling to say hello and then you go in my chat to harass me there has to be something I had two strawberry Surfers and I was going to tell you something but I'll tell you another time is it because I'm live that you can't tell me yeah it's not serious do I get the pass to kill mosquitoes QTC jammies QTC jammies QTC jammies son of a [ __ ] okay I'm gonna kill him CH if I do tonight that is completely on them because I saw people say some people said that I was gonna throw up and that's entirely on them now if I do it is crazy because May and I were on the phone earlier and I was like are you going to get drunk tonight she's like I don't know I don't know maybe not not me I hope you all carry that is your fault damn okay I'm fine I'm not actually I'm not actually but I will call you no I will not call you later because it's New Year's I will talk to you tomorrow I can call you on my way to my party if you want well I'm gonna be at a party by the time you call me bragging okay why don't you just text it to me okay you're gonna forget it okay goodbye goodbye drama she throws up all Purge and rally okay blind shut up why do you guys have this is over six years ago one out one dead terrorist dude Kev oh sh was it live Kev you're my lucky charm why why doesn't feel like he's f with hate sexy oh my god oh oh my god oh man oh it's like that one girl have you guys seen that girl on Tik Tok that's like oh my God was I filming but she's like dead ass and it's like super her uncomfortable she's like I can't believe I filmed that you're like oh stop oh man there's no one in my chat that's to nobody who is he flirting with yeah I think it was Madison Beer yeah Madison Beer like saying and she's like you didn't hear that like Madison chill but I guess it was cuz it was her new song or something like that but it's like okay anyway um he was just flirting with himself he's got to flirt with himself sometimes she's fat I went to this waterburger for they're very kind here why are you so awkward what do you mean I'm just standing here I think you're like nodding who are you nodding to saying hi that's nice but what about the wave I I do like this is okay but sound like we're strangers okay okay okay oh I hate okay okay how are you oh that's how I do it this is what I do this how I do it okay go we're strangers we have to walk too oh yeah yeah okay okay that's pretty good that's we're like real NPC yeah that's good wait that's that's a good like I practiced that so hard you have no idea W it's perfect it's like a casual how are you wait that's a good one it's good it's like not too much not too little a little little wave I just go actually very kind here I don't say s hi I don't say how are you I go sorry I'm sorry sorry I'm exist I guess I don't know I find myself finding other women more attractive and I've even tried to Envision her friends when I'm having sex with her to try to make me come but then I get really guilty I like almost get there and then I get guilty and then I stop that is very bad a no way D aipe I think it's over look bro is it really okay I think I think you you to me like you she's probably she's attractive she's a wonderful looking woman but it doesn't seem like you're attracted to her is that would you would you say that's that's true it's a nmp calls in for advice you guys are cringe if you don't you guys don't okay you have to be so in nmp situation he has to be so in love with melen to make the jokes that he makes because melena's like comfortable with them like she's never been insecure with them one time like you cannot doubt how in love he is with Melena genuinely if you know them I'm not kidding like he's gross I have a fetish for cancer whenever cancer gets brought up I become rock hard what is I don't okay if I wouldn't say so myself I think all the Mountain Dews are great instead of picking just one I love Mountain Dew so much and I drink it so often that when I come I squirt Mountain Dew don't up she is not gonna get many sponsors for a while I will say she's going to need to figure that she's going to need to tone it down hot take I don't think think Mountain Dew likes that haven't you and or Hassan said this to cutie Tik Tok makes you like prove you're not a robot every time you want to watch a [ __ ] 12 second clip it's not funny I don't it's not that fun you've been playing League of Legends every night and you're still only silver yeah okay listen you don't understand how the game works you [ __ ] suck listen I played a game with Jello last week and I lost two games and I only played one game with him but it's not my fault it's his and I'm in pon this is crazy I feel like I'm breaking the I'm breaking the table with this I'm going to try it on the couch what is that why it that's why the pieces didn't get small oh no yeah God that's right Dam it what do you say about call me punk exactly that makes so much more sense watch where you put your mouth word why are her pieces so big okay let's see it looks pretty good oh I heard her hitting for so long that's why I was kind of like okay we we don't need to try again she was hitting it for so long that I was like I guess it just didn't work today turns out she use the couch shambling clumsy Beast yeah that is definitely an issue big Target easier to easier to hit Cinderella doing oh my God block gets knocked off a head shot wait I just saw this is the best reaction of all time look at Michael's reaction in the corner when I get hit easier to easier to hit what is cutie Cinderella doing oh my God block gets knocked off a head shot and knocked the [ __ ] willf I saved my teammate Caroline don't laugh you [ __ ] look you can see me you can see me being like what the [ __ ] that's actually funny thank you for the 20 months you 20 those gifted Subs are because I owed her I gifted one sub thank you for the Prime oh [ __ ] cheap no take backs no take backs uh yo thank you damn damn Daniel for the prime I spread the love I ow cutie2 because of the Disneyland wager and uh whoever I gifted the one sub to you're welcome probably Liam j23 thank you for the prime smile LW thank you for the prime and Kung thank you for continuing your gifted sub this is what I made my boyfriend for Christmas you guys might appreciate it but I think nobody I don't even know what it is but he's very proud of it it he he likes run SK I can't wait to show you guys what I made Maya but it's going to be a while anonymously we're giving achievement or something like also she's crazy for showing this on stream because then it went like on Reddit and [ __ ] and I meant to ask her if Caleb saw this before he got the present and so I made him one but I made it into a blanket this is the inside of the blanket it's Sherpa so it's like super soft um but this is It's a fir making C blanket it's really cozy it's like six feet long um and it's nice Kaa no that's not a toy for you you are bad I can't believe it she [ __ ] ate the head off no look at this no a demon a demon why' you do that kind of hype though when she does it it's kind of cool when K does it though that's cutie Cinderella this the standed she ate cutie she would never she's a girls girl a we could go out and also I'm like not clean oh that's okay and then I'm no way going to shower like today well the crazy thing is yesterday I was debating the shower and my reasoning for not doing it yesterday was because today we're playing dodgeball and now right now I'm debating or not going to do it because tomorrow's the gym oh so you do it after the gym yeah so but like that would be bad but no but that's understandable cuz like why do it again if you're why am I going to shower yesterday if I'm going to do dodgeball today and why am I going to shower today if I'm going to go to the gym tomorrow exactly so you to the gym yes that's logic I Chad she made me smell her after she just I want to know how long I need to talk to fosle I need to figure out how long it takes her to shower cuz like it takes me like 5 10 minutes if I'm not doing my hair I think like I think she's doing it wrong maybe no one helped her I've got to ask her I feel like I can help lost and got second like smell me I'm like did I smell no you didn't thank you we don't smell well no I'm fine yeah I smell good that's logic thank you so much do I yes for sure you trying to hop in the shower with fosy I mean who isn't it's so embarrassing I'm pretty sure I said I wanted to release merch twice and I said I wanted to make events girl what what are you talking about I I she wants to be like cutie Cinderella so bad listen you just can't recreate like you can't she's a she's a deity like you can't recreate that it's just impossible I'm sorry but like I looked at like every I was like there's just no way I don't think I wanted to do anything like cutie Cinderella level but I at least wanted to gather people together and the the the most I ever did was kind of assemble a valerant lobby with ell and like like Ray and I tried to get let in there but he he kept dodging me okay I solemnly swear Girl Scout honor Boy Scout honor one of the Scouts Scouts honor I'm GNA ask Tina what grouping of people she would like to create and I will create it for her and we'll do it on her stream Scouts on her I'll ask her what she wants does she want does she want a freaking does she just want to do a bonfire does she want to paint does she want to decorate cookies does she want to just play some games I don't know I will I will talk to her I'm going to figure it out we'll do it dude I watched this stream it was the day after the Christmas concert I think this is the best stream e Rob's ever done in his entire life he's never been better oh my God wait I didn't see this clip oh my God what what was he saying oh my God I don't know what he was saying but that was not [Music] awkward have you heard of nfts let's get back to your car okay while I do why not sire is there is there something wrong with me oh uh there's there's nothing you're you're an amazing individual uh is my booty not big enough do I not have enough a g you should be ashamed of yourself you know off you're [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] rude that's okay if you think my booty is a NE is fan fan still being Emily or what is like cuz em joined no pixel so what is is fan fan just fan fan now that lasted two days okay so now she's just fan fan okay okay okay you can use the scrub mommy's mouth oh yeah oh don't say it like that don't say it like that oh God yes oh Emily very good don't say very good she she was s fan too much very good tomorrow I'll be homophobic again for the rest of the week okay great I'm not just straight but I'm also homophobic okay ah I'm scared of gay people okay no good I'm going to have to delete whine about it with her oh my God you scared the [ __ ] out of me so dramtic so dramatic he just said so dramatic [ __ ] he said so dramatic he didn't say oh sorry so dramatic hi oh my God Eric I thought you were like a freaking Intruder was going kill you where'd you go so loud oh my God I almost threw hands at you I would love to see i' would love to see Britt turn around instinctually throw hands at you he would just fall same hairline oh no oh [ __ ] oh no I it's not worse okay that's obviously because of my headphone you know what he I think squeak should switch to Apple like ear plugs I think you should switch just so you guys stopping mean to him Emily's just standing there like a statue dude this made no sense like I still don't really understand they like a statue oh he caught it in his arm oh my go oh my go they got another it's Michael re absolutely B it's crazy just wants to be out there dodging balls he doesn't give a [ __ ] about the game okay easy what the [ __ ] man good job two two that's the double kill Point Crow [Music] the they're calling him oh my God there is a jailbreak rule I don't know if the compe that's it that's it thank you for the pre Point Crow is Goodrow is a sleeper sleeper what a play while you dancing I just hated being out there I just wasn't it just wasn't for [Music] me this one's for the dong Beetle I'm going to call him poopy for poopy oh was short damn you can't just be throwing poop around we got work to do around here we can't just be throwing poop Around Jesus Taylor in Travis breakup I'm not saying I want this to happen it would break my heart I do think they're going to break up I'm making a prediction I don't think 2024 is their year I'm make it look I hate to say it I hate to say it I mean she is on tour the whole year but that is easy to be in a relationship when you don't have time to talk you know Michael Ian Black dies in 2024 I read the script all right Jesus Donald Trump wins I don't think that's right John do it do a back flip do a backflip Pokey you are my 13 thre and [ __ ] Pokey you're going to go to jail for that you never you know it's really incredible to see these two teams you know they oh Caroline in the face oh my God comes down heroically she's she think it shocked Stan coming over saying hey man I [ __ ] laid you out didn't I oh Caroline beating Stan's ass Stan never thought of himself as a defender of women more of a offender offender that's that's uh I'm going to call it that's misogyny I call it like I see it balls and Strikes fol never aren't you racist no nether if anything I'm the opposite they say I'm like collecting the Infinity Stones of race what does that mean because I'm black white and Japanese somebody unironically came into my chat and said that that's not me saying it by the way wow somebody came into my chat and they said s s that's not how that works you can't you cannot repeat you can't you can't repeat like okay freaking like I can't be like Oh I'm homophobic that's not me saying that that's fan fan saying that you can't that's not how it works you can't just say this isn't me saying it Happy New Year to the east coast Happy New Year to the east coast she didn't see the same Avengers I saw you can say like almost every slur and I was like that's not an accomplishment like I'm [ __ ] Thanos like it's just that's that's a horrible thing to say wait wait wait wait how are you black white and Japanese daff don't do this daff you can't ask people your not serious you're not serious like what's your mom and dad you're actually not serious I want to know like what's your mom and dad no I want to know like what's the the split of your mom and dad I have three parents you have three parents yes oh they had a threeome aren't you racist what the [ __ ] does that even mean s I'm just gonna she can be any racist she wants to be I guess she can yeah we're just going to let her say whatever slur she wants cuz science Okay good guys yeah oh oh no oh we know what's happening [ __ ] get ready to go to the hospital why do people just catch on fire I I'm telling you Mo I'm telling you we have to be the dumbest group like who the [ __ ] sees a fire oh let me go in the fire you know what I'm saying the first thing you do when you see a fire is you [ __ ] walk into it what type of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I remember this kid I saw in the movie and I don't know why but when I was a little kid I was absolutely obsessed and then years later I watched the film and I felt deeply uncomfortable cuz the last time I seen the movie I was like oh I was in love with this boy yeah like litered about like kissing oh my God Caroline has a better taste on kids you guys we can we cannot be saying statements like that okay it was from when we were both their age we cannot it's a very nuanced topic I've talked about it many times when you are a kid and you have a crush on another kid you can now as an adult look back and be like I had a crush on that kid but I was also a kid so it was fine we're both kids it's nuanced but it's fine just guys at one point all of you maybe not all of you half of you kissed a kid you ever think about that cuz when you were a kid you kissed another kid but now as an adult you wouldn't kiss a kid I did not you wait until you were 18 to kiss I don't you know what you guys get really confused when I explain this but I understand what they're saying we cannot be saying statements like that without context yeah like I was thirsting for a child right when I was a child when I was a child when I when we were children when we were children yes that is the when we were children take this child had crushes on children Happy New Year's bro this is nuts oh my blanket cost more than your car what okay you're actually not WR I don't think I could get even 2K for my car wait that's a $4,000 blanket blanket actually cost more than my car what okay I can't let it touch the ground dude this is so nice bodang what holy [ __ ] how much is this blanket it's a 4K blanket does S have a boyfriend I gotta I gotta I gotta [ __ ] pretend to be single on this website I'm gonna have I'm G to have to lie I'm gonna have to damn the single girls get it best single girls get it best on this website godd damn that's hype oh is nmp oh uh makes sense go go [ __ ] are you like Kanye West what the [ __ ] this is nuts this is so nice what the hell I'm her boyfriend in between your butt cheeks until they come he's kind of hot he's hard right his dick you guys love talking sorry we're talking so much the audience loves it like to have a gay Romance the most horrible person I'd like have a gay romance with like uh uh who's a shitty person that would ruin their who like I ruin them by I think he laughs sometimes I think he likes it I think uh I wasn't riding a dragon I was playing pickup basketball in Miami I wish I wish a better story to this you guys but the story is this um you know as you age as you get older you know particularly as you cross the 30 threshold your body starts to break down all right things start happening um unless you're Anthony Mackey for whom I think the laws of Aging don't apply um guys 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now before you you leave let me ask you am I just your Sifu for seven weeks remind your seafood for a lifetime of course of course Sifu yes I'm devoted you know like he's like every by was under this impression that we were destined for greatness you [ __ ] not one [ __ ] sale made that we are all just kids that were throwing off the graduation hats and he just says alright [ __ ] you want more lessons you want you really want job open that [ __ ] wallet give me that two thousand dollars Laura gave me it gave me two three thousand give me more [ __ ] idiots keep it wait why he said that kiss money you know kiss it touch it though he's like he's like love money y'all shame on me I I had fights with my family members they were telling me dude this sounds like some cult [ __ ] now I'm like really no no you see that's your lower mindset saying that he said once you imagine that you're standing on the edge of the cliff Sifu appears over your shoulder he says I want you to jump how many of you would jump there waving there Craig cards like they don't even know what the [ __ ] they're buying people I know that are in debt people that I know who are starving who haven't found jobs and they're running to that table one of these guys I knew that was struggling he handed his Craig card over to damn logs lackeys and he said I'm praying that this goes through and it did he got to climb and he just melted on the floor he was crying and then another guy was like I got to climb - he's like man if I could sell my soul right now I would is Dan Locke a cult yes or no is it hide to get closer I call it yes or no yes I saw like some of your other Dan lock videos I was like man he's just scratching the surface like if this dude only knew are we gonna are we gonna open it up today dude are we gonna do it let's go yes let's open the lid cuz I mean it's Christmas time I don't give two [ __ ] and I got my coffee right here hell yeah going from Dan lock to coffee Zilla dude I love it good times man hey hey guys look at this look at this here oh here whistle blowing for you guys who are thinking of joining closers in black high-ticket closer don't buy before you watch the video welcome to coffee Zilla welcome to fake guru I am your Sifu you were the real Sifu here in the house and today we've got we've got Garrett who came forward and he said look you guys literally ready to reveal everything I mean I'm ready to open this can of worms you guys have barely scratched the surface so take it away I the floor is yours sure I mean golly gee there there's so many ways that start but I guess I'll just start with how I first began and that would be back in July of 2018 where I've just finished my first year teaching and I thought man this job sucks like you it's stressful all year round what do you teach at that time I was teaching like three different elective classes and I'm certified in English so yeah it was it was nothing like I was prepared for and overall I was just doubting myself I'm like am I cut out to be like this you know maybe there's another opportunity and I think I was just a low point because it's in the middle of summer vacation and I gotta get ready to go back into the war zone you know so it's almost like a Saving Private Ryan like I'm picturing the war and everything I'm like oh my really right for this so and then out of the heavens this guru came Dan Locke and he said hey Gary don't don't worry about that I got I got the solution for you you can quit your 9:00 to 5:00 I'm going to to give you the tools to to make six figures you can quit this race you're you're special I think that's what hit me you know Dan dan has a way to make you feel special I just want Larry bye no I'm not gonna be like you know busting his ass throughout this whole thing there there are some you know there's some things I'll give him props for but yeah but this was one thing that you know he knows how to like talk to an audience directly of course yeah and make you feel special and the other thing was that he didn't exactly just pop up directly to me he popped up in many of the other channels I was watching some of you all may be watching a Stephan james project like mastery or improvement pill and this guy like knows how to network with all these new gurus and such and for the longest time I was just devouring their content for you know their free content they always kept bringing up hey if you want to get rich you need a high income skill they were like my friend Dan Locke here teaches a high income skill so these people I already hates - hey you want a little secret here yeah let's say you get back into that in a second but the secret is and those people get paid every time they sell it - I take a closer course they're not just saying that okay they're getting a kickback from Dan lock for that go ahead go ahead but yeah you try no no definitely I'm glad you brought that up because yeah they're all getting kickback in fact provement pillow lair found out was a you know mentee of dance so I was just thinking you all these people I trust they're all recommending him they're telling me to come look at this free masterclass you know the master classes love it so I jump into this master class and there he is bringing up the wealth triangle like okay you know you you you got everything you need you just need the high income skill I mean coffee break look even even just minutes before this interview Dan and had a video posted a new video and women she says hey if you wanna make million Seanie a high income skill so I heard that over and over again I just didn't know well what is a high income skill see he got me asking to these questions and then here he comes down from the heavens he's like here's your high income skill it's HTC oh oh the black but you see it look at so holy huh but I I'm sorry I only have version of the first edition this is now obsolete you know if I would have gone to coast closures in black this year I would have gotten the second dish and wow this is joke life-changing stuff yeah but I so throughout this master class he's bringing up how easy this is you got a product that's am i selling for $1000 you get on the phone and you just close some buy you get a percentage of it it he makes it sound so easy and then he's like how what would be like if I taught you how to do that I was like who me and he's like yeah you yeah I could I could I could make you into a six-figure earner but you know you God do the work I'm like yes sir I'm ready to work scouts honor like I was right to go he's like okay then click this page so I click the page and you know these gurus they they pulled this [ __ ] where you go to this page and they have a little countdown like there's a timer but its scarcity yeah don't do what I did okay I I jumped on it I went to the page I saw the countdown clock I saw availability go down to seven I was thinking oh [ __ ] I've got to jump on this like there's only seven opportunities let me tell you it and you know I was I was prepped I was groomed for this because other Stefan James Project life mastery and improvement Hill videos told me hey you gotta be ready to drop like thousands of dollars if you want a high income skill so I had the Craig card out I was like yes I've been mentally ready for this I'm ready to buy it and I'm thinking as soon as I buy this it's gonna be me and like 20 other people Dan's gonna personally mentor us just like how he said in the video so I dropped that money on my Craig card didn't even talk to my wife about at the time which was absolutely stupid because here we are supposed to be working like a team but again that's what that [ __ ] countdown clock does to you and the veil ability makes you think like I've got to act now oh my god so I thought I had no time to think and stupid me I mean if I would just realize that this wasn't even a live video these know it's not a live video there is no number you can let the clock run all the way down availability go to zero you'll click it they let anybody in any burden at any time yeah there's no scarcity there's zero scarcity no and just just think about that everybody think about that this is your introduction to this [ __ ] class it is a fake countdown clock and [ __ ] like I hate that [ __ ] fake live fake live it's all a lie it's all I yeah and then and then once you drop the money you get into the Facebook group and I'm like these are the people I'm gonna like get rich with and we're gonna be sin on yachts like we were paying the fancies ourselves before class even started yeah it was I need a sip after boy look and that's the and that's the expectation who sets up man you're gonna be some big high take it closer like me let me sit let me ask you this so how much did you spend on that course okay the course before the up sale which we'll get to a little bit was 2500 you know I'm a teacher I I saved up at this time I I had you know thousands in the bank I was like yeah good save a little money drop 2500 and not break the bank cool so that's why I did does that surprise you no it no it doesn't it doesn't surprise me at all I mean but it's not like you have thousands of dollars sitting around that many mattr to you yeah and there was no um what should I say like a test or no pre evaluation of whether this program and was right for you qualify you they just let anybody in alright so you drop the money yeah over the course does it work for you hell no I mean I mean here's what I'll say the course god damn just like many other courses you guys are gonna say I remember you interviewing somebody else who went through [ __ ] maybe it was Jason capitals or some buys course it was like yeah man but but the mindset like he taught me all this mindset [ __ ] I'm like yeah they all teach that [ __ ] the first two weeks the first two classes are nothing but the brainwashing I call it yeah I want you yeah they want you to feel like you're already rich and that you have abundant money um and that you love money and get you get you in a happy place where you're motivated alright and then he starts actually teaching go ahead go ahead is it true that Dan Locke says you should have a sexual relationship with money you know I didn't hear that I'll be honest I I didn't hear that but he said you should he said he said you shouldn't think of money as like dirty or anything you should love it you know touch it kiss a keep it around keep it in drawers okay yeah this might be worse he's like keep it wait why he said that kiss money you know kiss it touch it though he's like he's like love money y'all keep it keep it all over your house just so so it didn't dawn me like why is he making us feel like this you know but but it all comes at the end of the course watch it all builds up - so after two weeks with mindset you get three weeks of the martial arts how to close all right you gotta know your your your your prospects and how to deflate objections and all that stuff like a kung fu master and let me tell you that's it that's how he frames it you have to be a kung fu master of class right that's right you got flow like water like Bruce Lee oh if they throw an objection huh do that and come back with a question and you got it well later when I was actually trying to close that [ __ ] did not work but anyway well we'll get to that oh so three weeks of that and by this time it was tough for me doing my job and handling the homework assignments for HTC because they give you homework Assad but you can't just slack off right right so I'm I'm back at school I'm teaching and Dan I mean just the way the course is structured it's made to build to make you feel great and make you like you all you should you should not be worried about spending money because you're gonna get all back if you're making six figures you're gonna make that money back so this is where I'm a probably the most crucial mistakes of my life I quit my job and yeah I quit my job and I said because I know this is gonna work yeah and coffee I wasn't the only one there were not only were there people encouraging me to quit but there were people who had quit in like week one or two they said [ __ ] you to their bosses gave him the mill finger walked out like everybody was under this impression that we were destined for greatness yeah whoa that's dark it is it gets worse cuz um so again I mean I have some thousands of dollars in the bank to to keep me afloat for about four months all right so I'm thinking cool I devote four months to closing hell if I can't close the deal by the end of those four months it's my fault that's the other thing is your car made to believe like it's always your fault if not if something's work it's your fault it's that lower mindset ma'am cuz Sifu knows so if seafood seafood can't be wrong if something's wrong it's your it's the it's your fault for sure it's your lower mindset your your yeah but then comes the last two weeks which is about how to get a job and this is the one I'm like alright let's hear it he's like alright so here's what you do you be nice to them you give value and they'll give you a job what kind of jobs can you get with closing well you can sell cars boats the sky's the limit man just go go out and sell [ __ ] I'm like oh I I thought there was like a process to this okay cuz I thought he just pushes you a kind of he's like he's like you were expecting him to have a pipeline some kind of formula for getting a job right because I mean I was me I was feeling special like I'm a mentee of Dan lock like there's gotta be like aren't the companies climbing at Dan locks window to hire us ya know and he said that in the Masterclass video he said there are countless jobs it's a blue ocean out there they're all climbing for you and he's and at the end he's just like good luck but and then the last class he pulls this [ __ ] and coffee I honestly if if he would just push us off and said that's the class have a nice day I honestly wouldn't be here I'd be like okay I lost out twenty five hundred bucks but you know it's my bad I'll live and from what I learned you know if you have no sales experience I guess like it's an it's an okay introduction if you've never read a sales book if you've never read influenced by Robert Cialdini if you've never and you only you're only introduction is Dan lock yes but if you only knew that everything you learned is available in about three books that are about ten bucks apiece then tell me how you'd feel about spending 25 dollars for sure but III hear what you're saying you don't want to have a life regrets I understand that the mindset I understand the mindset no yeah and I like I said honestly if it was stopped there I was said okay you got yeah yeah one no yeah but then he brings up like okay so I know you guys are worried about getting a job but I got this inner circle you know you can join you and I will make sure we will work our asses off to make sure you get a job now before you you leave let me ask you am I just your Sifu for seven weeks or mind your seafood for a lifetime so our our hearts are racing like we built a connection with this guy oh man wait of course of course Sifu yes I'm devoted you know we can't we can't disappoint him we what can we do Sifu yes yes we'll follow you anywhere he's like okay well wallet that's exactly how much do you think it cost to get into that I just you just you just spent twenty five hundred to three grand for this course how much more to get into inner circle well it's only a low price of just an additional $2,000 more you [ __ ] not one [ __ ] sale made we are all just kids that were throwing off the graduation hats and he just says all right [ __ ] you want more lessons you want you really want job open that [ __ ] wallet give me that two thousand dollars you are a gave me it gave me two three thousand give me more [ __ ] idiots so and he's doing this live on class like like anybody who jumps in he's got he's got sergeant Desmond his right-hand man naming off people who have already joined so there's that that that heard feeling like oh I'm missing out oh no wait Geoffrey Geoffrey's in the inner circle oh wait I like Geoffrey Arnold's in it oh I gotta go fault I got joined now so so everybody like I would say a good 80% or more of students joined inner circle that night Wow yeah and a part of it was yes you're guaranteed a job about we're okay not guarantee but we will work your ass off three months he makes the implant implication you're gonna get a job you're gonna get a job you're gonna get a job and that's and that's what gets me is that so much of this [ __ ] he can throw it back on you'd be like oh I never said that but it's like dude you pretty much said everything but that like you molded us to do this so we're all jumping in to this giant pool I'm going down the [ __ ] rabbit hole and remember my plan I'm supposed to be living off this money for the next four months well that's now cut down to two months and then I I find out it's not just two grand okay you have to pay an additional two hundred dollars each and every month because what you're Ginn is totally worth that again one [ __ ] class each month a brand new class I'm like really okay but you know just like my just like the other guy you had on I wanted a [ __ ] job you're right right and yeah yeah as soon as I get there they post an opportunity and we all jump on it and it was this uh this woman trying to sell like a coaching service or whatnot and she had this like making application take a test resume cover letter introduction be like seven different [ __ ] things and everybody jumps on this [ __ ] and the very next day she cave on is running this and he posts he shows us a screenshot of an email from her saying hey your students did not a lot of your students didn't do all seven of the tasks I asked I'm not personally Matthieu but it makes me wonder what kind of students you're teaching over there and then he he posts guys why should we keep why do we work our asses off to give you these opportunities if this is how you you make the brand look like why should we keep giving you jabs I'm like you [ __ ] we just paid 2 grand for this don't act like you know this is a pretty big favor to us yeah so and not only that but my fellow brothers and sisters in HTC who we would were brothers and sisters that's what we call each other all right so if you thought it was like a call it was like a call and he he so all my brothers and sisters who I've went through class with guess what they start saying in the comments section throw these [ __ ] out there bad apples get rid of them yeah save it for us and all that [ __ ] I'm like what the [ __ ] like wait we were family and suddenly it's now like doggy-dog world and yeah a few people spoke up and they got like you know they got jumped on by all the other members so that was my first indication that this was a bad idea but hey at least I got to go to closures in black because I was in the air circle right that's a big thing what so tell everybody what closures in black is so cool by the way by the way for everyone not now realizing now we have three upsells or two upsells so far for sure got we've got hi to get closer then when hi to get closer doesn't get you a job they promise you closers in black no inner circle there's our circle sorry it's hard to keep up with them like double the price and they almost promise you a job and then and then they upsell you to closures in black yeah now wait wait and let's go back because now we have Dan on demand which is kind of a way to upsell you into HTC so for me there was one less step but now there's an extra step you guys listen Dan on demand Dan on the man that's like a service that he's providing for $50 a month you have like one one Q&A session with him you know a bunch of other people like and and and you know I'll get into this you know I hope we have time so much to talk about but basically yeah he had HTC students like anybody who was interested in HTC from Dan on the man he would seek out these students to go and like try and close them like yeah like like like sharks you know they smell blowing the water go go Kim get him get him into the program but hey it's not a pyramid scheme he stressed that over and over this is not MLM [ __ ] that [ __ ] well it's funny because he's got a lot of MLM components because a lot of the students end up trying to close for Dan in the end yeah yeah and and it's funny most of the successful closers work for Dan mm-hmm interesting so let me ask you this let me ask you this people are gonna say I already know what the comment is oh this guy's just salty cuz he didn't work hard right what do you have to say to those people I mean damn I had I had over a hundred hours you know trying to close real customers I've tried to make this [ __ ] work like I was working with the team which we'll get into later this is after closers in black and we worked with probably a dozen different influencers and influencers these are the people who are selling high ticket packages like thousands of dollars I tell you none of us was close and [ __ ] alright so you can you can you can hate on me you can say I'm salty but I know hundreds of people that this is not working and the only ones it seems to be working for are those that now work for Dan who are now selling Dan lock more of Dan locks product exactly and there anyone cycle yep hey he's Dan lock a cult yes or no is it high to get closer a cult yes or no yes yeah oh my god I'm gonna I'm gonna say yeah and you know shame on me I I had fights with my family members they were telling me dude this sounds like some cold [ __ ] I'm like really no no you see that's your lower mindset saying that you know and he's like you call these people you don't know brothers and sisters yeah because we're trying to be you know we're not living in the matrix like you we're out of the matrix where we're in the real world we we know each other we understand each other and yeah dude it's a it's a cult but I don't even think Dan knows it's a cult I think he's he's drinking so much of his own kool-aid I he thinks that he is really making a difference in the world but he's building this Empire on the bodies of you know innocent people who are throwing away their money so and their job and their jobs like myself included just to skip ahead I am a teacher again and it's actually great so yeah there's a bit of happy good good I'm happy to hear that I'm really happy to hear that all right but I want to get into closers in black because this was this was like the thing where oh my whole reality shattered so one of the privileges with being part of the inner circle is you get to attend closers in black what is closures in black what did I know about that time I don't [ __ ] know he just said be there because there's gonna be learning there's gonna be surprises there's gonna be a law breakthroughs so I'm like oh man this is something like Tony Robbins [ __ ] oh yeah but the best part was I like I built the connection with a lot of these people in the program I was like I get to meet them hang out with them and we get to feel like millionaires were dressed in tuxedos and [ __ ] so I'm like yeah let's let's do this so it's totally free you just have to pay to get there oh and seafood demands that you stay at the hotel where this is happening all right at this point I'm like Sifu knows everything if I do not stay at this hotel I am [ __ ] like I'm dead so I end up spending I would say close to over a grand to get there the flight the hotel room yeah so my plan of surviving for four months has now diminished to a month and a half but again it's no worries I'm gonna make this money really quick I'm gonna get a closing job and money's just gonna roll right in well I fly out to closures in black Vancouver awesome said he loved it go inside and closes in black it was great got to see a lot of my fellow cohort and stuff but some of the warning signs I was Ginn though was I was meeting a lot of season one students and here's the thing I noticed um about a couple months after her season ends a lot of the students kind of stopped posting on Facebook they kind of vanish then you know they'll have HTC or on their banner they'll be dressed in suits and they they were regularly posting but then a couple months after the program ended it stops so I'm like hey dude how's everything going and they would just be like ah you know I'm struggling not I'm not closing and all so I'm like oh [ __ ] and so I'm like so why aren't you [ __ ] like I'm ashamed and this the story kept repeating they were ashamed they you know because they while in the program they're proudly announcing I'm HTC I'm a [ __ ] high ticket closer but then when you're out in the real world and you're not closing you're like oh wow I've let seafood down I've let myself down I'm a failure you know you just kind of you gotta back away from social media and it's really because this wood layer happened to me as well um but though I was already gained red flags and then the first day was nothing but mostly have Dan having Desmond and Kavon give speeches and the theme of the speeches were sort of hey trust Dan trust him he's he's got he it in fact oh so like deaths it's like you know I trusted Dan and my whole life changed kayvon gets up i trusted dan and my whole life change which is funny because later dan goes against Kavon right yep bursaries yeah we're close to one-year anniversary of that [ __ ] [ __ ] man that was some good drama that was that was one of the funniest days of my life I'll be honest but we'll get to that sec ah good [ __ ] okay so came on at one point asks everybody to stand up he said once you imagine that you're standing on the edge of the cliff Sifu appears over your shoulder and he says I want you to jump how many of you would jump and I kill you now we all looked at each other and we were like [ __ ] that [ __ ] of course there was a few dumbasses you were like what the [ __ ] I cannot make this [ __ ] yeah you're not making this up I could tell because this is too this is too real they ask you they ask you let me get it straight if Sifu who is standing over your shoulders creepily over your shoulders would you would you Jeff oh yeah and I mean some were like yes I would I trust Sifu and and Laird that I mean yeah but but but here's the thing now listen everybody pay attention because again a majority of the room was looking at HR like oh like no so we we weren't we weren't fully convinced yet all right hmm and even layer that night we were me and like a bunch of other people were sing around like in the lobby of the hotel and we one of the guys okay I'm not going to name names but one of the guys who was a devoted like Dan Locke fan was just [ __ ] talking him alright and believe it or not this guy's working for Dan right now so I'm soon with this guy devoted fan and he's just [ __ ] talking him and saying like oh man he's like the the influencers I'm working with because he's actually he actually found an influencer um and he was actually making some money it was selling like one of these Amazon you know FTC classes or whatever great FDA whatever it is yeah he was yeah FBA yeah I get that [ __ ] confused but he was telling me that the people he was working for they were even like oh man Dan Locke yeah the whole HTC thing like we were actually close to not hard you because that so everybody pay the [ __ ] attention even the people who are selling high ticket packages they're all getting together and they know that the value of HTC students are not that great so Spencer who came on the show he said I tried he had a course he tried HTC closers and the up trash no yeah yeah and I mean you cannot expect seven classes to completely make someone into a sales expert but that's what Dan you know preaches and unfortunately even at this time the brand was damaged this guy told me so he said this brand is damaged I'm probably he he literally told me I'm probably gonna leave HTC heir circle right after this and a lot of people I was sitting with agreed all right so the same group I'm with tonight we show up the next day and we all were talked about we're like we're right for this up sale he's like everything yesterday was prepping us for an up sale I was like [ __ ] so he starts off with a little story about the guy who starred Alibaba and he was like how he started that with 16 people and he wants to now start a big movement and he's like the number I'm looking for is 300 I'm looking for 300 Spartans to work with me to fight with me to make this brand what it is and I was like oh [ __ ] here he comes and he's like ladies and gentlemen introducing the third pillar the inner circle of the inner circle high ticket millionaire everybody he said imagined okay he loves that word imagine you imagine you got a job yeah for sure that's what we all [ __ ] won but he's like no [ __ ] that [ __ ] here's what you do yeah you lead a team of ten closers they close for you they get half their profit and you get half that profit Bob being Bob boom you're gonna be if everybody's making a hundred thousand you're also making a hundred thousand so you're essentially making a million dollars and I'm going to take 300 of you and make you into millionaires within the next three years so now everybody's like perking up and I'm just like still slumped like what the [ __ ] I just graduated wait I'm qualified to lead a team like no this is Gabbie for like season one people right now it's it's open for everybody even even thus even seasoned sticks people who graduated a week before this we're in that room and they were given this opportunity so they were up sailed three times within the span of like two months here much as I take a millionaire we'll get it there first we got a god talk about the bonuses coffee I mean that's that's the point the bonuses you get to fly you get to attend these meetings in the most extravagant places like Hawaii I'm trying to think where was the second one he did but you I mean you got paid for your own flight there in your own hotel room but you get to come and you know come and come for a a class exclusively to how run a business and then you also get more access to Dan you can call them up for like an hour you get to you know get get your own class once a month okay and then he stopped he said I'm looking around the room and I could see some some real eager people who are ready to make that first move advantage so before I even revealed the price if you even want to hear the [ __ ] price go to the back table and sign up now and holy [ __ ] you remember that scene from The Lion King with the Stampede coming down symbols like that was me because I was sitting near the back of the room and I see this whole [ __ ] stampede of hundreds of people running towards the back table there they're waving their Craig cards like they don't even know what the [ __ ] they're buying they're slamming the table and I'm like it almost so bad get run over I see people who don't have a pot to piss in running to that table people I know that are in debt people that I know who are starving who haven't found jobs and they're running to that table and I'm like what the [ __ ] is this madness I sit down my table I'm like can you believe this [ __ ] and the two guys next to me one of which was the guy who was you know saying how this was complete [ __ ] he's like this is cool I'm gonna join ya meet Stu I was like oh gosh we talked about this last night like he's this is a joke and and then I turned to the guy to my right I'm like what do you think about this dude and he's like yeah I'll know about this I'm like dude it's like we just graduated martial arts school we're blue belts we haven't closed a single [ __ ] package but he he wants us he's given us a chance to buy a black belt and call ourselves a black belt I'm like that this isn't right like I'm I haven't sold a single package I shouldn't be leading a team how can you coach people to sell sell right yeah especially some of these season six people who just graduated just join inner circle and now you can be a high ticket millionaire well he me and him are both on the same page for a good five minutes but then Dan says so the cost of the program is five grand a month but but just for you guys in this room okay 50% 50% off so only 2500 a month bro this is a clown world man he's I've got so many bad things to say about Dan lock I don't even know it I I don't know but but coffee nobody told you about this like am i I have never heard of this this is insane Wow how much money have people lost with this guy well let me put it this way one of these guys I knew that was struggling he handed his Craig card over to Dan Locke's lackeys and he said I'm praying that this goes through and it didn't he got declined and he just melted on the floor he was crying and then another guy was like I got declined - he's like man if I could sell my soul right now I would I'm look out Mike you're joking he's like I would there this is turning it into like a [ __ ] nightmare he wasn't that that other guy wasn't the only one there were people crying they're so in debt that they can't buy anymore of Dan lock stuff but but they feel like they're lend seafood down and and they're they're just they're like no I need this I need this they really believe that joining this program was gonna make them millionaires and I remembered like this was some Hollywood movie [ __ ] I'm standing there and I'm looking at Dan directly like rheya him of course he doesn't notice me I mean he's look he's smiling look at all these guys and my hands are just clenched I'm so angry at this guy I'm like this is not right this isn't right you should not be except from some of these people's mind right now they are struggling starving out of jobs and you're promising them to be millionaires and you're charging them twenty five hundred a month like puke man and then sit down and I'm like man this is [ __ ] up and then the guide next to me to my right it's like you know what I'm going for it I'm like what the [ __ ] coffee by the end of that that [ __ ] day there I would guarantee Dan had more than 300 people Dan had he had to have sold this [ __ ] to at least 600 people and I wondered I wondered like how did he pay for all this the car he have sports car in the room he had lights he had food and then it hit me I was like we paid for this [ __ ] just now he said this everything cost five hundred thousand where he get that five hundred thousand he made it in that very moment and there's these vacations he's talking about giving classes at who's paying for his room and his vacation he found a consistent source of income of thousands of dollars every month and all he did all he had to do was sell more access to himself and that's when it hit me like this this is [ __ ] up so so thankfully um those two you know because I left this place expecting a job like I was going networked with somebody good job and thankfully the two guys I was sin with at the table you know mad respect to them they gave me they saw they saw they saw something in me and they they let me on their team you know their team and from there on that's when they started trying to close influencers and I started trying to close for them and there was just no success eventually one of them the guy who was shit-talking Dan eventually got promoted and Dan picked him up and now he's working for Dan right now and you know good cheers man good for you you looked like you're happy so that's cool but you know my other friend he's still he's still working at it the other guys still work at I have a guy is the other guy in they're both in high tech a millionaire right yeah and there's a boat and hey Dan Locke $2,500 a month yeah but from from what I can't apply like they don't seem worried because I guess Dan taught them how they can work that into their taxes to get back bro you never get that back I yeah but that's what they're believing and that's what it's like scare me I'm like okay and even if that is true like your credits gonna be garbage oh they're never dude I can't imagine people I would look oh man I bet some people have lost over ten grand just on Dan ezel for sure for surely easy I mean coffee think about this um oh [ __ ] what was I even gonna say hey yeah I was just gonna say um yeah I mean even everybody really thought they were gonna be millionaires man Dan brought them out onto a lot a yacht that night and the whole yacht was [ __ ] packed like I asked them how was the dinner he's like no one could barely move around the yacht that's how many people joined this [ __ ] program and I have not met a single [ __ ] person Partha who is anywhere close to becoming a millionaire right now it's a reverse Robin Hood yeah you take from the poor give to the rich that's right and coffee I know I remember I was gonna say if let's pretend yeah like they they're now in a hole of debt prayers take them now they're in desperate need there's no one else to turn to but Dan right right and I'm like god damn like that was that was say what you want about Dan that was a that was a calculated like he had to have calculated this and it it you could say was smart at the same time like you don't realize the Matt damage you did you took a bunch of unskilled people like myself and you just you just suckered us and I I remember talking with one guy I'm like oh so you joined high ticket millionaire um how you feel about that have you closed he said no and I said well you know why do you feel like you're qualified to lead a team then they said well Sifu always says trust the process so he wouldn't have given us this opportunity if he didn't believe in us I was like okay I'm what's your name I looked at his name I'm like okay cool I'm gonna remember that I'm gonna check up on you a year from now let's see how where you are when did you discover coffee still I'm kind of curious dude it Isis covered you like about couple weeks ago and okay yeah and I guess um I must have popped up while I was watching one of Dan Locke's videos and I remember watching some of the things you expose like that call he did know what Desmond's call where he comes in he's like hey I got go you you know I remember watching that and think it was real but then you broke it down and like told me how fake it is and I thought yeah I really wish there was a channel like this that could saved me from making this huge mistake let's let's calculate let's calculate what it meant to your net worth to find Dan Bock okay so you spent two grand right well you spent twenty five hundred total let's start let's do that 25 points we'll pull up all right so you spent twenty five hundred yeah then you spent two thousand dollars in the up so yep okay how many months were you in it's obviously two hundred dollars a month oh [ __ ] six months and then you spent $1,000 on the trip and then you quit your job so you were out of your paycheck for how many months from the time you quit to when you got a job six months okay six months and so it just ballpark how much money that would be so at that time is about twenty-two hundred a month all right now I'm gonna add all this up because I want you guys at home to really feel feels a sting oh yeah yeah cuz they end it well but dude this is like it's not a cheap thing $19,000 $900 so $20,000 damn okay well you're good man I just did on a calculator $20,000 would be further for joining Dan Locke's course yep everybody at home if you guys don't think these guys are predatory think about that twenty thousand dollars it's a twenty thousand dollar mistake and I'm not ragging on you I'm not ragging on you I'm literally saying it because we're people at home need to know this man it is not like people think oh it's it's only a course it's only $2,000 first of all a lot of people don't have $2,000 in the bank this he had his life together so he was able to do it but 20 think about what you could do with $20,000 right now right now you're gonna add $20,000 to your pocket I could be putting a down payment on a house right now and be moving along with my with my life you know getting ready to have kids that that [ __ ] has now taken a backseat because I have to first get out of debt because I don't want to start having kids while I'm in yeah get from this you're in deaf you still em cuz cuz let me tell you when when you go back to teaching you're not making a full salary if you jump back in the middle of the year so I only just started making a full salary how long were you making like a prorated salary like you know like half rate yeah yeah yeah that was since March so that another six months of hat like of a half salary yeah over half sour just enough just enough to pay the bills not not pay any extra on the Craig okay hold on let me let me let me add that in then that's like $26,000 there's a twenty six thousand dollar mistake 26 and I'm sorry to say I mean thank you so you're here Oh pleasure this is why I do the show that's $26,000 are you listening everyone at home are you listening $26,000 thank you Dan Locke thanks Dan hi Dan I know you're watching this I didn't say hi hey Dan hey hey Sifu c-44 life dude that is brutal that's brutal yeah it's so it's it's horrible but you don't know when you're getting in you think it's only twenty five hundred dollars that's right you do not expect the up-sales you don't expect the what it'll do to you what your fit your family then gets involved it causes strain in your family it's terrible I mean that mindset [ __ ] you know that all these gurus teach they do that in the first couple weeks not not to make you a better person but to get you on board with the program and you know you suck you win guys like don't honestly like you said there are books out there there are many resources and when you see these master classes you're thinking that these guys are gonna be holding your hand with you one every step of the way mentoring you one-on-one like if you're something special you're just a herd of sheep they're just guiding you so you know say what you want you you a lot of people can be like dude you know well that's your fault for queen your job but hey I'm one of hundreds hundreds if not thousands of people in that program who did the same thing everyone I knew quit their jobs the only advice is you have the courage to speak out about it exactly and i i i guess parmi was ashamed just like everybody else a lot of people are ashamed that's why a lot of people don't come forward oh yeah oh yeah there are people watching right now who aren't going to come forth and look I'm not gonna force you to come come out and say something but it's it's because it's terrible it's shameful it's like how did I get myself scam that it's because it's an orchestrated thing he uses your psychology against you I mean exactly and hey that [ __ ] like a once you go against the family you're never allowed back in and yeah it plays on your mind but you know excommunicate oh yeah well you know what it took it took me uhm losing my older brother back in March he passed away and yeah it that that was the moment that took me like I just lost a real brother a real person who would stand by me and be there to help me and although I have these people on the Internet and they're cool and all but I have a real family and I was happy with them and I feel like a lot a lot of people they feel unfulfilled because they didn't have what I had like a real family to say around and you know that saying you don't realize what you have until it's gone but man losing my brother put a long perspective we only have one life you know and you can't [ __ ] this [ __ ] up and what I did wounded me financially it wounded um it wounded my marriage a bit it wounded my relationship with my family it goes beyond so much the money um it's a miracle while I've been able to do these past couple of months to put my life back together again congratulations and thank you sorry to hear about your brother I appreciate that man yeah it was unexpected but it really opened my eyes and I feel like now I'm you know now I'm happy it's like here I was worrying about getting rich and all but a lot of us around we we don't need to be rich to be happy all right and it's those thoughts that we're like the special one we're the star of our own movie we're destined for greatness those are the thoughts that they want you to feel and they will prey on you for feeling that way so go out there do great things you know don't be a cheap person and if you can produce a service or a product or an idea that makes you Millions hey congratulations but don't [ __ ] use these psychological tactics like these people these fake gurus because they're not in it to improve your life one bit they're there to destroy your life and to make themselves look at you at the end of the day closers in black dan Locke has pictures standing on stage with hundreds of people standing up and plotting him that's all we were we were a photo op for him our bank shrinking our families ripped apart our our relationships damage also he can look like a God among men that's Dan Locke that's tough man that's tough to hear guys we're gonna wrap it there this has gotten heavy this has gotten real heavy but I think but I think honestly look we make fun of the Guru's it's fun to have a laugh you know it's it's it is fun because it's because they're so ridiculous but at the end of the day you need to realize these things have consequences and I wish these gurus knew they had consequences I've gotten in contact with a lot of gurus and I always ask them the same question how do you I don't word it this met like way but I basically say how do you live with yourself how do you sleep at night and all of them have some varying answer of oh well I don't think it's that bad I don't think it's people who can't afford it joining my course buh buh buh buh buh look at who is in your course look who's leaving your course they never look back they're always on selling the next guy they never look what their course is doing and it's messing up people's lives guys that's it we're in there [Music] [Music] Sakura or the car [Music]

[Music] let's [Music] go let's go [Music] what meeting you got Brando na I got a Mee it with na [Music] Incorporated black Orca whoa they give it the random sorry wait bro what black Orca you just drop a random tier three in the morning [Laughter] uh you just drop a random [ __ ] hey couch thank you for the 33 months fuchsia EU hours good to see you good to see you um Eurovision watch party I don't even really know what that is tiny little robs what's good CLC wolf H Rock did you hear Kendrick's verse unlik that you're on a you're so mobile viewer it's crazy you're still like that bro it's the beginning that's it's like two months ago now [Music] um internet explore hey I guess you did get off before being I did I I got too tired so I played this game for 14 hours yesterday 14 hours and my ey was my my my brain was slop it was dead what is it the braids golden B link what's up bro wome go live no no no I had a meeting I woke up I did uh my tax guy meeting and then I I did a little short not even a run like a jog and now I'm like [ __ ] it I'm live cuz I I have to do a couple things tonight I'm not have time I'm not going to have time to play this game I'm not going to have time to play this game so I was like [ __ ] it I have like two hours I need to beat it right now I need to get it done get the run and then uh then I can go offline do all my meetings and [ __ ] get ready and then go live tonight for the quiz Bull and possibly marketing um have you tried not taking damage good idea let's TR try that this time he's not beating it in two hours you're going to eat those [ __ ] words lasagna lover you're going to eat those [ __ ] words like the Lasagna you eat uh did you save some time by playing it in your sleep no I didn't do that I didn't do that all right the timer continues I don't have time for all this waffling all right I just want to I just want to beat it I want to be done pet the Frog underestimates me still which means I have a real chance to Vanquish him we'll Vanquish him all right I rise again dude I'm kind of sad cuz last night I was so in the grind I was skipping dialogue and [ __ ] I'm G to have to replay this game with Ari um I really listen to the story I was honestly skipping dialogue because I couldn't focus on it I was like I just got to [ __ ] get another run in wait let see so the Horn Guy over there he's the one who shows up whenever some mere mortal is about to my dad Hades he ensures the will of the three Fates are you kidding I think that's awesome I'm not I'm still actually in the same mood I'm still in the same mood I'm going to do the story with Ari is I just want items I hope you're right mistress a moment you found him godess your look says it all along with my reports yeah we found him something to remember you I didn't see Drake's guard got shot honestly not good not cool a nemesis about the dream to cross over into real world violence he however 0% in rap drama mood right now bro 0% I'm in 100% grind mood really all I want to do is beat beat this [ __ ] game take all the time you need the hound and P cat must have gone to scout where is this Hades nuts exactly thank you thank you finally some real dialogue 115 is that right uh actually think it's R6 I think it's 116 my dog my G uh so that's it okay I can fit one more little boonie what if I drop a four for a five damn imagine imagine I get 200 extra gold could that be the the [ __ ] solution imagine I do or two rolls is that crazy am I just or just crazy enough to work you know what I'm saying am I a genius or I'm am I insane the line is so thin I drop this I do this I got 200 extra gold all of the sudden I'm cooking with Gasolina I can get more booms my we're going to do [ __ ] aestus cuz I love aestus we're going to do we're going to do we're going to do the Bonk build again bro we're going we're going with the the atrio Bonk build run it baby give me something good no telling how many cousins I got I love he's the best he's my favorite treatment we cancel the meeting I said two hours in a title quack I'll be there for the meeting cuz I'm going to beat the game on this run don't cancel [ __ ] do not cancel [ __ ] do not cancel [ __ ] all right I can get a epic level volcanic strike here you go and so I [ __ ] shall such strengths we're doing it this is the [ __ ] run please every ladies and gentlemen you are here you can already say you were here cuz you know that this run will be the run I'm doing it this time update counter I did I did it's not a joke it's not a trick this is what we call in the business the run this is where it get gets done what separates the men from the toys you know what I'm saying some Silvera oh I'm breezing hey truck if you don't complete it on this run I will order food how is that a consequence to me do it or don't I'm not going to be here no he ordered food no [Applause] we're cruising bro IW you down Moon me your I do think it's sad that xori is not going to be here if we get on this run because he was there for 14 hours he was watching for 14 hours yesterday and I didn't get it and now he's going to wake up and I'm going to have it already done your task is complete okay please make Choice oh [ __ ] I didn't get the heal I really wanted the heal I really wanted the heal that's [ __ ] I could do the hex Blast for a th damage feels kind of whacka doodle I could do living nightmare this is okay does no damage does no [ __ ] damage this is just so hard to hit Kronos with so why would I ever want it um yeah I was tired last night I was [ __ ] dead silent grinding my ass off and now I got a little energy now I got breakfast now I went for a run now I'm drinking water and now I'm ready to I'm going to beat it on this run first run of the day oh yeah this one actually could be good because I could do it and then get the damage while it's not ready yeah I'm going to do that my greatest I'm going to turn it into an actually a a passive just a passive 20% damage or something how long did you go see his timer underneath my face that's the timer of how long I went I went 14 hours yesterday the big 14 I wasn't there for the previous 14 hours but I'm ready to see an instant win yeah EX exactly some of you Europeans are just going to wake up skip all the pain all the grind and see an instant win I'm so happy for you you're going to see a first round win this is good I can't let this drag on you know I just need to beat this get get get the monkey off the back this must be how it feels to be rich none of the grind but all of the reward yeah Jeff beos often describes his fortune as like being an atrio shatter who is there for the last run very similar very similar experience extremely similar e frogs do not deserve the instant win they get what they get bro they get what they get 6 seconds Don't Mind If I Do Don't Mind If I Do a shop oo I almost have 300 gold but I think I'll go with Deiter I'll go with demer let's begin get arm get ons wait 6 seconds Just Let it Fly ow [Music] got you did you hear Drake's bodyguard shot yeah I heard it man I'm not doing rap it's clear again drama today to be honest well maybe after tonight but right now I'm all in on grinding Hades I want to beat this on this strong in the witch's care your Sprint forms a cyclone around you that I don't care this is good I'm going to get it early I'm going get this [ __ ] early plentiful forage yes princess brings her many we're need a huge [ __ ] HP massive [ __ ] dub I even upgrade that we make fun of the spell spam just how the game is you it's not even a spell bro this is just basic attack a range weapon this just the Torches it's like the the bow or something in the first one that just a it's actually like a worse version of the gun in the first [Music] one bro you look like xqc today what oh what way do I look like X uh whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah I'll go here this the hair [ __ ] XGC what exactly is the challenge here I'm out of the loop then if you can't figure it out you can't figure it out bro can't put together the title and the timer the the game then I don't what going to tell you I can't you're the 95% you're the 95% bro I can't I can't be bridging those gaps for you if you didn't right now uh Channel faster nah nah N I think I just take the [ __ ] 60 tucked away oh nice we onon they had at Minecraft this game they actually did un ironically they did at Minecraft I will tell you that you are not you told no lies you been a decent per of your time in these rooms mining leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone D the best part of aestus is that it's an AOE effect that's what I realized it it gets a combo B that just kills all the little dudes it was single Target it would be five times worse Easy Does It In The Name Of Hades how long does one run take I don't know I think I'll be done in 30 seconds I'm cooking bro don't worry about me don't worry about me I'm cooking vent oo do I take a basic ass 300 vent or do I wait and try to get a better vent later imagine imagine I get a better vent later dude it's you don't every Boon is so basic you just I swear to God the amount of times you get an Boon in this game is is 1 150th of Hades one you get all these basic Boons so your damage is always low L low low low free 10 armor is fine it'll add up over time um free T armor might be fine I might just take this um yeah I could just Stack Up Earth Boons for later I don't want to get vent I want to get a better V I'm going to take a risk I'm going take a risk come alive a moment of reprieve this is terrible this is fine this is this is okay I'll take this imbued with greater strength [Music] uh onally the game's good but I just I just need to beat it I just need to beat Kronos at least once and then I can slow down and enjoy at my own pace my own time with Ari probably I'm missing I I I occasionally in my life get fullon grind obsessions this is one of them and I'm trying to nip it in the bud by beating it are we on Torch meta yeah I think so the thing about torches if your brain turns off for a second you're in a safe distance if your brain turns off with axe you're you're [ __ ] you just get you take [ __ ] 80 good and also some of these enemies are just so [ __ ] uh harsh on [Music] melee all right grab this what's going on nice nice still nothing bro all right no new no no no if you take damage you get bonus that's fine bonus damage to armor is [ __ ] swag I will take this I will take this every day of the week and I will take this and it upgrades my trusty Shield let's that bonus damage to armor is sick I did encounter her my Lord and I think the F that is interesting watch Darman on stream bre Pepe laugh he doesn't know Pepe laugh he's never seen me watch Dar as you approach she she knew me for her granddaughter at once have you had opportunity to speak with her about me and all that's transpired no I've been a bit preoccupied at least here Deiter shall be able to cool her wrath against cross Flames awaken [Music] this's the real one you throw it there you throw it back like the [ __ ] spells Rock okay throw it throw it good and now we get the little dudes [Music] oh there's no endless what do you mean don't spoil don't spoil don't spoil don't spoil don't spoil I don't want no [ __ ] about this game I just want to [ __ ] complete my 14-hour grind I might even like come back to this game after thing is I want to beat it before they patch it or change anything I want to beat it on release Edition oh [ __ ] three against one [Music] [Music] ow got that bathe in flame that's haven't taken any damage though dodge dodge dodge dodge dodge dodge how did that Miss get on I'm I'm just I'm I I just needed sleep though I honestly just needed sleep it's a little bit of focus a little bit of sleep a little bit of water I was dehydrated I was wolfing down a burrito on [Music] stream [Music] fire it's no use it's some use dude it's funny when the real one teleports your your projectiles follow so you can figure out which one it is excellent easy I shall return to Shadows hence easy first boss I don't think I even lost anything cuz I have that bonus armor I don't think I lost [ __ ] got to have a breed on now sh it nothing wrong with a tasty ass burrito no Kronos uh I've already used the hesus Rarity so I can pick something else I can pick something else it could be Deiter and try and do freeze again I thought freeze was pretty good I could also do could also do bonus armor and then just keep adding armor that is interesting and just never lose life that could be interesting um rip Clips Channel why why [Music] um I think I'll try the armor fun seems like a fun idea heading in no waffling bro if I can't play [ __ ] one game in one day without the clips Channel running adish ran that Clips Channel when I was in [ __ ] Tahiti for two weeks I think we can have a clip [Music] and also shut the [ __ ] up honestly goddamn I'm actually getting into way with some people coming in uh I'm just going to grind this game bro I told you what I want I'm not here to entertain you when I'm doing this this is not this is for me I'm doing this for me there's not a video in this this is not for me to [ __ ] do whatever your favorite thing is bro I want to play this game back uh some people are bothering me why the [ __ ] are you streaming them I want there's some people that do want to watch it's a much smaller number but there is there people that like the grind and I want to have it and I want to also have a record of it for myself if you're not one of those people it's fine just don't watch bro I just I I just don't want your vibe in here I only want people that like the grind stuff It's a Grind set mindset bro okay this one every five every lower thing o huh uh this is pretty good I can get the bonus damage I think that's what I want I want bonus damage it's the 5% bro Kendrick talks about it Kendrick talked about it bro the 95 won't understand it's okay be far than [Music] 95 gotop that that need to recharge for the grind easy money bro easy money for the bot exactly exactly bro [Music] exactly this could be the world record by the way [Music] I watched a bit too much of the freelancer grind that was bad the path of stars okay when we're talking about grinds freelancer was [ __ ] bad uh I did do freelancer for like months months of grinding that one was a little bit too much uh The Vibes were good though we got two snipers and everything that's fun uh we did get the world record briefly all right hex is larger hex has more power uh hex is not ready deal 5% damage after using your hex you are impervious till the blast I want bonus Dam I want this this and this oh this is great these these these these let's go this this this sel's hidden strength Stars Aline here I don't want any this I'll buy this cuz it's 10 gold right yeah don't need Mana take this I didn't abandon crab game this game just came out it's hot I want to beat it but what is what is difficult to understand about that on God unironically is there is there some secret code I'm missing when I say it lier P Li of p i I went out for cigarettes never came home Li a p i I said hey champ you taking care of your mother and I I left crab game I absolutely will be bro this game is brand new it just wasn't I love Hades one one my favorite games ever of course I'm not going to do wait now for the last one it's Auntie plus you're seeing crabs in this game it's like a reference yeah you made it all the way down to the morning Fields before we can add Scorch we can add no I don't want that uh oh this could be good wait didn't I already get something good with this my special creates a bonus flame and now it launches a projectile this is this is good this is good let me try it getting warmer okay it didn't do [ __ ] but I'm I'm assuming that'll all work [Music] out you and me just the far as I've gotten I got phase two of Kronos and I will beat it on this one if you want with the farthest this is the farthest you're watching the winning run [Music] bro I've realized that a Fess is my goat He's My Le he's my king not taking any unnecessary damage I'm not taking any unnecessary damage bro just keep racking a bonus damage to armor Dodge Dodge oh what a Dodge oh what what else you got Dodge Dodge there's like a little delay on the dash this G you have to kind of like run more you go and now stun him stun him stun him stun him stun him stun him stun him easy easy easy easy easy easy in the name of easy easy easy cruising specials inflict Scorch give up plentiful forage but I get 60 life isn't that amazing plentiful for is just gives me eight life per thing there's no way I'm going to get 60 off of it it and if I did I mean it would be around 60 I'm going to get it oh I lose a rock though I'd lose a rock and gain a fire that's not that's not bad enough to stop that's just a just a good deal strength that's just a good deal on ironically that's a good deal descend [Music] chaos of I checked out at 2: a.m. Central Time I don't blame you anyone who checked out early last night smart move cuz cuz I gassed out dude I felt I was just too tired I couldn't keep my eyes open oh no but this game you think anyone beat the game first try uhre if someone practiced it a bunch and then made a new account I think they could but it it has a lot of things that slow you down they add like random debuffs if you get too far in your first run this is good this is not so good this is this is good I was probably going to get common Boon anyway move and Sprint 30% faster yeah this is amazing I'll just I'll just be less likely to get hit I'm taking this that's that's just incredible uh that's a deal that's a steal of a deal in Hades one I might have to think about that but in this game every [ __ ] boot is common anyway so they should do what um League of Legends does you know how League of Legends used to have um bronze silver gold diamond and like most players ended up in bronze or maybe silver and they felt bad about themselves so instead they added plat emerald and iron so they could have a bigger differentiator so you could always feel like you're making progress that's what we need in this with Boons add a sh add like a [ __ ] to your Boon that I know that so then give me Silver give me gold you know just give me even if it's the same quality of stat make me feel like I'm getting lucky every Boon in this game is common so I feel like I never it's like that I'm pulling the slap machine and always getting goose egg found [Music] you it's emus my queen my queen marked one for me did you honestly she does kind of remind me Ari straight up the birds on [Music] her that's my stand in for my wife you guys don't s stay out [Music] look at you relax relax relax leave me alone nice shot yeah my f is carrying over is my favorite part about it you just get some some AOE kills that you would normally get nice emis talk to me talk to me Minecraft appreciate the it's really true about the Fate how can you be so so what if we are you know not even I always hit my mark what do I do if I miss I take I take another shot seeking Arrow could be good foes with high armor can take critical damage that could be good it's also a rock that's pretty good because I think the first hit is what matters with this together we shine think that's actually pretty sister uh Lo this are these all going to be bad bet they are it's going to be a [ __ ] it's going to be a nectar my right hand of God it's going to be a nectar and I just fought all these enemies for nothing I didn't get sisters though right now oh it's bones oh my God hold up ah relax back to dust Jesus Christ spooky spooky 462 and a shop I think I just take that I think I just take that that's that sounds really good to me D message specials deal freeze this could be perfect yeah I think that's what I want even if it's not a lot of damage the freeze could be what I needs trusty Shield got upgraded what is that 18 armor huh is my armor permanent or how's it working we love bones and trinkets and dads and gizmos now see here I'd no intention to offend last time and never said you were a clam at least you could do is base your anger in reality is that the Greek spelling of clam would you listen to that she's still talking about clam in front of a little shell here yeah I'm getting plus two but um thought I was I didn't think it would stack up cuz I took a little bit of Chip damage come [Music] [Music] very telegraphed very telegraphed oh [Music] [ __ ] 660 you see that ow ow we go [Music] shall be the [Music] [Music] final you're dead [Music] double hit double hit double hit double [Music] hit this so much more hype than Hydra yeah this is like this might be the best boss maybe cus is also really good uh it's definitely like the coolest pie having the song which is sick the idea is sick it's also pretty challenging that's good I like it a lot oh no vent it like I'm a [ __ ] Among Us character [Music] oh I can oh wait hit him hit him him easy CL when I got triple hit a thousand each [Music] oh that was hype now going 40 [Music] fish come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come come on come on not now okay that was sick I don't think I even lost my armor I like how when you kill someone with an instrument the song removes it yeah I mean yeah it's actually such a sick fight they just the music them is really cool and the bone Hydra was the weakest of the last game's bosses this is we still have plenty of Health plenty of armor everything's cooking the siren ready room I don't think I used the Deiter thing yet oh I'm still using uh what am I still using I'm using game Armor All right yeah [ __ ] it I'll just keep using this the armor getting sick I'm just I'm just racking up armor to the fields one step at a time this this the only room I always go to this one and think there's the other ones but I never see them this is the only exit to this room a path of golden pet you have more armor than health that's a good question I actually don't know that is a good question first hrock stream ra I'm sorry if you come from YouTube or somewhere else this is not a good first stream bro unless you watch I don't know the [ __ ] Elden ring and papon and something else come back on come back on tonight maybe even come back tonight or come back on Wednesday I'm in a Grind Mode bro it happens every now and then remember when I played Hearthstone well there was one day I kept going live and going offline playing Hearthstone all day uh I just grind sometimes [ __ ] get over it I got I got to explain myself to people who were like demanding some [ __ ] can't take a break I can do this get a Marvel snap spaer deal uh it is crazy that I'm in wave three and I still haven't gotten more than one combat move this game is so stingy with the [Music] boom I have to do all my damage from The Festus that's that which is fine I guess even the Palms it sting you with uh gain flourish [Music] you got ENT the Boon cave yeah got to find the boom Commander uh all right I want more damage Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam Dam dam I want the passive damage this one right here I think after using your hex you are impervious until the blast that's kind of hype I could make it bigger I could create some my cast that doesn't matter to me it's 2,000 damage why would I care about that I think I just get the raw damage up softness could be good but I think plus power minus plus five damage yeah y I think I do that play for Passive play for Passive bonuses aestus or Deiter aestus thiry for more are we oh I forgot how tough this guy is actually tough it takes [ __ ] unreal damage wait he got such a stupid amount of HP nice hit oh we got him we got him not you're not so [Music] tough and Ro's enemy is my enemy the other starf Fox lines anyone else hear a boomer play starf Fox 64 and has all the line stuck in their heads slippy no what were the other ones uh there's something wrong with the guser I guess I should be thankful and they're all in my head not where you're [Music] going armor almost gone don't worry about it don't you worry about a thing on my authority do bar oh press z or r twice vent huh more life more life I don't know about vent bro it don't even matter with my cool down being what it is 300 is so little I'm going take this and I'm going to pray on my own that cast opposite of downfall I'm going to pray on my upfall that I'm going to get one more infested and it's going to save me and I'm going to get the right [ __ ] this is another hesus this is health and fire no I don't think it's a sentence I think it's upfall guys come on I'm pretty sure it's upfall uh I guess I go hesus and try to get that [ __ ] boom boom b boom another eight go AG where's my 8 HP I replaced it I did fact replace it closer to cus you know him massive triple-headed monster elsewhere in these fields he's not supposed to be here angry bulog okay give me another hesus this is also crazy 50% Dodge chance but you lose 2% each time you use it I don't know what the math is on that but isn't that like insanely multiplicative on my HP like isn't my effective HP just ridiculous am I crazy for like a long time especially if I'm playing um you get 25 Dodges anyway whatever I'll take this another Boon's another Boon baby this is great I've been taking Rock the whole game this is great now I only have three Rock actually full fire that's trash [Music] Hammer 15% is still good though [Music] no oh God I mean even my ow he's hitting for tooy don't try to throw me in the [ __ ] Lord Kon will want this oh my gold imagine oh [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] low key I have good range uh I got good HP but I'm actually weak like I don't do [ __ ] [ __ ] damage this is why the Bonk though was so good it actually did damage yeah I'm kind of a tank though I'm a range tank it's like uh can't do it when chobby build tank is here you do enough and they can't kill you but I haven't found any build as fun as Bon and that's on my [ __ ] [Music] Mama dead dead Hammer cleared the ranged axe that was good too your special fires ahead and destroys 80% of any armor incredible your special orbits faster at the point where you fired it um yeah fine I might click this only because I want to get the thing this is also good uh split fire is also good cuz it it just gets my I'm always spaming attack tough tough tough tough t t t t t this is just this is good but like it doesn't it doesn't fight bosses and that's what I'm more worried about this also doesn't fight bosses I might actually just take this but is it too confident is it too cocky of me I'll take this let's let's try to win let's try to win let's try to win burn brighter IGN that's like I get crowd controlled you [Music] know my cans Armor's gone I [Music] can't I've tried using the Torches they all seem to kill so slowly yeah they do low key you're not wrong at least the knows about you now always wanted to we haven't even gotten a true attack Bon either I mean every time you slay a foe deal more damage okay you're Omega cat this is a rock I just take the rock take the rock every day of the week doesn't matter what the rest is I take the rock little spring in my step 5% damage what the hell leave me alone bro illuminate my path you can only kill one enemy an hour yeah it's not it's not going to be good I mean this is all about survivability survive ability and uh hesus cool down it's like high HP and then you know beating Kronos that's like the goal damn it oh [Music] [ __ ] I miss got you got you got you got you got you 25 damage per it's going to take 4 million to kill Kronos 4 million hits what am I doing it's the first run of the day it's going real real nice nice real sweet Lord kon's setup shop in I accept this message your bonss become common then gain Rarity every three encounters I guess it's fine I have like no good if it hits this I'm going to [ __ ] lose my [ __ ] in mind if it hits my volcanic strike it's trash if it hits anything else it's fine I mean the odds are in my flavor any gambers anyone like to gamble around here I'm sorry I just thought we were I thought we like to [ __ ] roll the dice I thought we like to roll the [ __ ] dice three two boom isolation trusty Shield control burn trusty Shield was already epic I think that sucks uh oh it just leveled up actually that's good that's good that's actually good I'm going to get a [ __ ] ton of armor and then control burn is my special whatever I mean I guess I could use that I'm going to save my money the rest of this is bad okay this is going to be a long fight with the damage I do this is going to be a long [ __ ] fight bro couldn't do it that was a different enemy suck me in I'm getting sucked left and right [Music] I'm a failure you are harden yourself these torches are such I'm just tickling him bro [Music] [Music] 3 hours later I know that was half well thankfully I have my old I just need 40 more Mana spent and then I get my old it's no use what the [Music] hell the bonus Sprint was the smartest choice I ever made I spend five more Mana I get an all and hopefully I can come on come on come on come on come on big hit big hit big hit big hit does it for a th000 damage that didn't ow ow ow [Music] didn't do zero damage leave me alone sir couldn't do it almost there almost there spirits of Despair be gone the olds in this game are underwhelming I think the the healing yourself one is amazing gives you damage when it's off gives you gold when it's on uh all right three out of four down dude and we're peace again honestly cooking does say even the doleful residents of the morning Fields would rather languish longer only the most wretched serving croner house so I should get my full heal finally out of here do I want to try and get more armor or do I take Skelly I take Skelly clean I take Skelly and get a second death Defiance and that should be enough I think I can beat this I swear to God I think going beat this here it goes ground floor these torches a slow cook it's a slow cook don't get me wrong it's a slow cook but it's a cook it worked this place was once my T shall it be yours stay back oh ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow this look at that raw damage dude H him for 57 a pop this will surely tear through kronos's [ __ ] 40,000 Health pool in no time triple Palm for the fans you got to take triple pal we need damage [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [Music] [ __ ] can't go full blast oh [ __ ] oh [Music] [ __ ] Jesus Christ well Jesus oh Jesus it's no use no f c not bad not bad and I get my my bons rarified and I get this and I get Triple Palm on my main damage skill main damage skill main damage skill main damage skill [ __ ] dude [ __ ] dude I guess this I guess this but it's nothing nothing nice um do I risk straying from the shortest route my dad heyes heyes L what are you doing here again I told you you cannot be here and I told you I'd be back for you though my priority is Kronos you vanquished him before can you reveal to me any weaknesses I vanquished him with the aid of five other gods I'll do it myself what hope have you alone I have torches he has no weakness his arrogance and it appears you have then it seems we are equally matched father you think I have any sense of time in such a place and I've said already what you can do risk not you're everything go now and be UNS bro he's going to conquer the world if I don't stop him dad you fool deal more damage for each spent death Defiance decent Kronos summons fewer reinforcements this is good good 20% of his life this is also good but like his first phase is not what I'm worried about so much I think this is incredible this is incredible I'm going to grab this granted that's and I can't give you a boon Fierce hell hounds can't Pat you might need the first one oh for damage Maybe but if I'm already lost two death appliances then I'm not something else gone wrong hold on Father dude it I take like [ __ ] nine hits to kill a skull this is going to be such a slog of a final fight I just don't have the damage that's the long and short of it bro [Music] oh no [Music] he tried killing Cronos the God of time with old age right now I honestly haven't I can tell you he's coming he's [Music] coming no tra to the house shall go unpunished he tried killing coronos with an accident there a Hitman reference very clever very good bro I need you to [ __ ] [Music] least I break armor faster maybe I could uh use a dart monkey on him you know what I'm saying real ones real ones maybe I could [ __ ] get a balloon [Music] chipper need to recharge that's two hours I picked a slowest build correct however however the turtle beat the hair real ones 95 more understand that 5% will can't do it doggy what a what a slog imagine found the treasury oh oh I'm going to I'm going to die to this guy yeah I forgot how tough this guy is this guy's unironically [ __ ] miserable to fight oh he's [ __ ] [Music] miserable not now just break the armor big fella no no no [Music] no [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] dude what the [Music] [ __ ] couldn't do it don't let him start don't let him start don't let start oh man that's going to really put a damper on my ability mostly if I have money you can buy a pretty fat [ __ ] heal in the shop and I am going to have a lot of money and my controlled burn and my trusty Shield are now rarified [Music] okay pure glimmering gold gold a metal shunned by the true king of the underworld it's shiny but so what Ma coin forp give something good your cast repeatedly inflict Scorch on foes um this is good this is actually good I could cast cast a lot that'll actually do some damage unironically do I try try to get [ __ ] it Max our strength I missed I missed what's going on ow ow ow [Music] [Music] [Music] out of my [Music] sight just keep firing this kid firing damn it easy easy another Palm can't imagine I would say no to that man imagine I would say another that what time is it oh [ __ ] I'm run a long time for my meeting I'm run a long time I can't oh that's [Music] it bro bro why is he blocking on my H oh oh no we just lost oh no his [ __ ] [Music] Shield damn the one run is over guess it's not impossible but it's going to be so [ __ ] hard now [Music] need to recharge they just [ __ ] power through [Music] sometimes oh man these aren't even good these aren't even good um this gives me rock and a little more life T this yeah Mind If I Do a vent would help me a lot oh finally access this old Fountain wait a fountain is so nice actually so nice to get a fountain wow that helps helps a lot this is kind of good too oh do I take vent oh I don't know vent is good versus the boss because it just keeps uh tick going um but this cast M I think I got to do three I need damage I need damage you're right something there I do need damage it's not unreasonable it's not unreasonable it's not impossible the haters and fakes will say impossible not now the damage is so low it's like really really really [ __ ] low oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] leave me alone you son of a [ __ ] woo okay okay I didn't get any that so many animes [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah oh Jesus oh Jesus [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] it's no [Music] use Off the Wall here okay a shop now oh all right this is our final chance to get strong some mble I have 1600 gold that means I can get all three of these and this nice Hermes first in the name of Hades slower range shots could be good you find gold in Greater qualities that's useless um any uh 10% effective HP is pretty good I don't think this applies for uh the boss so I think it's is useless I think this is pretty good greater might this one your casts repeatedly inflict Scorch on foes this is pretty good this is pretty good cuz I the cast is actually all my cast [ __ ] is upgraded this is pretty good scorge also does damage Duo Boon honestly I don't have a I mean I use this is actually not that good versus this is not I might take the 5% damage unironically I think it's magic regen I don't think this is going to help me at all versus the boss the the 95 won't get it all right we're fully healed we're ready let's [ __ ] go hello again my girl I have one death Defiance this is doable used some of his failing strengths to Spur you on even whilst Bound in Chains No God can break your father yet proves to be a p i want to be done want to be humiliated him all this talk of how you is my girl I can have both you should have seen the cruel inventive ways your father tortured Mort yeah my father he's he's the guard of the underworld he's not the greatest guy got problem your place oh that's a bad [Music] with the vent Scorch him Scorch him Scorch him scor him Scorch him that does damage that actually does damage The Scorch actually does damage come forth my subjects oh my God it paid [Music] off ow [Music] un repentant no ow son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] leave me alone oh my [Music] [Music] God embarrassing hit him for 1,00 please oh man he's [ __ ] with me [Music] [Music] let us invite some guests can't do it you going to shoot me oh die watch [Music] [ __ ] perish no no no [Music] nice be all not SA come on come on come on come on come [Music] on you do not belong here you do not B one still have my [ __ ] death Defiance still have decent amount of HP just got to watch out for these circles stand in the circles stand in the circles come on baby come on come come on come on come on come on got to rebuild my [ __ ] ult hit him for a th Jes oh I have to dodge through it DOD through it I DOD [ __ ] through it you what is this [Music] uhuhuh [Music] gosh expire no no oh how about this time is running [Music] out hit him hit him did you not get by that is he Invincible no no no no no what ins shape you have everything sprinted full speed I could have had him so annoying bro if that Circle spawns the other side of the arena and you are doing anything for one second you're oh man Scorch was actually doing damage dude I got to go to a [ __ ] meeting dude I'm [ __ ] annoyed a man look at this it doesn't look right oh okayy wonder if I ever used to have nightmares yes all right I'm going to go I'm going to go I got meetings I got two [ __ ] meetings I can't skip thanks for watching uh very very very very very very very very very very mul dude I'm going have to come back and finish this somehow after the meetings I'll be back at like 4ish and then I'm going to do another [ __ ] run and then I have to stop I'm I GNA do [ __ ] targetting Tuesday all right pause timer all right bye bye adios and we back and we back and we back and we back to go dig those hoes I'm tired with broken hands and withed souls emancipated from all what up what what up what up what up up you got to go those hoes you [Music] slow what's up bugs what's up Kenny what's up wedded what's up small sad what's up Beetle nutria what's up oh o nippy what's good how was the meeting two thumbs up two good meetings back to back but of course the whole time I'm just thinking how do I get one more run in before the quiz Bowl Yeti good to see you Yeti you playing this game Yeti you played yet had Ste um same shirt bro same [Music] stream that's what we're doing we're singing know about watch me come come take it [Music] it is there a timeline on merch shipping um I don't know uh I'm honestly I don't have the answer for you um I think they close orders like tomorrow and then they're GNA but I'm not 100% uh I'm supposed to supposed to wait till I do marketing though um easiest remote desktop prediction in my life all right [ __ ] it uh I'm just doing live I'm just doing this uh I'm doing this run I'm doing this run I'm doing this run make some progress see if I can get the win then I'm probably going to squeeze in a nap and then do quiz bowl tonight don't worry you didn't miss much while easy just knock it out right now just get theing the grind all right got to push through to the victory fine thanks and you own lack of support is a more significant motivator than you realize you know all about lack of support I heard back to his senses was successful at least temporary that's what I gathered yes in to Kronos is using them to get it you instead did you not act yes I always did what if I try this what if oh what's this what is this Shadow extraction manifest one Shadow used for powerful incantations Essences of Shadow to the surface what if this is super powerful this will take a little while oh it takes 12 [ __ ] turns I don't even want to talk to her something good uh have you read the book yet hey which book book are you talking about uh give me another give me another fate fabric shouldn't be too long got to go mysterious made X if I do marketing this week I'm Banning you for that stream all right I don't owe you [ __ ] all right I just want to grind Hades for once dear God dear [ __ ] God I probably been do the El presentation please stop coming in here and saying [ __ ] you want me to do if you don't want to watch this fine I just want to do the grind for the Grinders uh Astro the nut thank you uh oh glad I stream not a good stream if you're a long time YouTube frog this is just me wanting to beat Hades real [ __ ] bad into the Earth you go I'm locked in got to go what is my path the Moon I'll have to get more oh I need this so bad this is beond wait this is what I want this is what I want more than anything how do I get 35 Ash wait go back go back go back go back go back I'm 3 hours in and haven't beaten one Sirens yet they're hard I think this game is uh good evening broker harder than Hades one I need ashes here you are I'm short on Bones is that enough is there any way to get more please don't spoil the game for me don't worry I won't I won't what's up FBS Chandos uh I'm sorry all Europeans are only seeing Hades grind stream that's the way it goes we're on run 17 yeah we're on run 17 you're right when you're right you're right run 17 mhm okay which cards reflect my path I don't have 35 dude I want this so bad the the lack of high Rarity Bon is such an L um I want any of this no no no alter boom change of Fate all right I didn't count one I'm GNA run 18 right I'll do run 18 then oh you know whatever the goal is sub 20 I guess we're 15 hours in what weapon am I going to use I think I'm just going to keep doing the Torches unironically I think I think I got a path here the Torches are guaranteed the axe kind of slow this one I need to hit spellcaster Boons these are [ __ ] sick but I feel like I need to hit an attack Boon this one I can hit any Boon and make it work how was the quick what quick meeting that's great I had two meetings they were both good they one of them was very interesting uh it's with an Esports team about a possible content piece and the other one was with editors was good good meetings um should work I think I [ __ ] around and just just run it back and hit hit this time yeah it's big a v Faker 1 V one how you figured it out I was born for this you have a badass meeting room where you sit in a throne of skulls that's up to you to decide you you can take a guess uh to you selini I never feel lost knowing the mov wouldn't that be a little off putting though on camera kind to honor me this way I call upon the moon and draw you down we shall see to I think there's only one person who's been here for all 15 hours and it's expor their I feel like expor has been here for the [ __ ] the beginning the middle and the end D been dead been [ __ ] alive behold oh two new two new ults oh no these are the ones that suck G morph it's just not good that's the problem is it's just not good so I don't know why I would use it phase shift I guess we together we shine you caught me on my days off been no Liv welcome bro it's us it's just us it's just Grinders we go chaos blood spare I think I realized what is throwing me off is there so many Boon in the pool that are like Omega Omega adjustments that the pool is is diluted you don't have so many just like basic attack all right oh oh this is so good early but I have to beat it without using attacks I have to do four encounters no attacks this is very good I'm going do this I'm going to do this early and just [ __ ] run make it out yeah we'll just Spam special there could absolutely be a special build just silly uh that's one room uh another room Statue of Liberty Queen for freedom for America this with the pil not the pilgrim this uh immigrants at Ellis Island wanted to see maybe the too who knows two down there it is this's my dog right here [Music] owie owie owie all right three down give me something good give me something good leaving under thees of the old Rich of the crossroads a. not better face to face keeps to herself so believed it when I it wello bro do I try a cast build what if I do a cast though has he beat Kronos yet bro what do you honestly what do you think I'm doing what do what do you think the title is what do you think the timer is what do you think what what do you what what is your context clues um okay yeah he did Elena what's up hello uh top one is what I did if I do the top one and I rarify it then we have a run I guess it's not good though what if I make this heroic and I try to do a cast build is that crazy or crazy enough to work it might go nuts that's I can do I'm going to try it might as well mix it up you know we're going to try and do a [ __ ] cast build a I don't want aphrod sh spill is back oh I forgot chaos right I'm going to die well I'm going to die might be a reset might be a reset actually [ __ ] it CL [Music] up cital was not long liveed problem is like I need a lot of things Not Dead I want reset I'll reset reset it doesn't stun it doesn't stun oh dear God the Shadows disappeared oh no you give me something good give me something incredible any life gains you find have greater effect this is actually so good early wait this is actually so good early okay [ __ ] it very well theoretically clear hope against hope it's not impossible needed that dude I every [ __ ] room is like Ash and trash you just don't get Boon thank you hidden spiderlings oh found it I found something got it no booners dude don't have to stand and fight yers in tarov that's your first chat message you mean where did this guy go bro where where did you come from you never posted here before uh Hey Big I asked earlier if we were on Torch meta I just switched to mouse keyboard torch controller yeah range weapons aren't as good a controller you know mouse keyboard uh I don't want this I want this I'm not a twitch guy you picked a terrible day to join the twitch bro honestly I think you should do YouTube for now I think it's a bad day I'm just not I'm not play you should play Hades one first uh I'm in full Grind Mode I'm just not in a the people here are full they're uh Stockholm syndrome I I just can't be having someone new uh these are people that stuck with me for 7 hours on treent bro Olympus Olympus I accept this message all right specials this is good this is good this is fine I guess specials yeah um 18 seconds though I'm going to take this fine work as always cool another Ash bones option I've watched for 16 hours it's sunk cost fallacy exactly I mean that's that is also why I'm playing I've put in 16 hours I should just stop but I won't I'm going to beat it oh what's interesting man wait a minute I'm just now sort of realizing that I could just Spam cast at all times there's no cost to me just pressing Q all the time that's interesting there's no cost to it I almost want to just have it Perman quest uh hearts or Palms un ironically let's go Palms Hearts is buff yeah but I need to hit [Applause] God interesting this cast spamming is actually interesting cuz they just keep getting stuck on it I don't even have to waste time charging [Applause] it now if I can just get a throwable cast Okay we could have a build here wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I get a throwable cast we could have a build do I get plus health I think so this is right before the boss I get one more Boon for damage or I get one more health for bonus Health that game audio okay you got it I will just for you I'll turn down the game audio is that better 34 life a true tank build all right boys the umbrell flames you always said just cross Flames all right to kill this guy I think this cast could be good bro ow my armor that I dodge dodge dodge Roots the boss I don't does it I don't know if you do root bosses I'm not 100% that you can do that but I feel like if I have a triple cast heroic cast and I get something that makes me throw it then I can just Spam that [ __ ] just [ __ ] like three is good div and it's that one it's that one it's that one it's that one the projectile follows it's kind of sick got it Dodge a sheep time for change number three mention three is eating good right now what are we talking about I'm still pretty honestly cuz I woke up my normal time and did stuff I'm pretty [ __ ] sleep for Prime that's why I'm a little cranky on some new Chatters and that's why I'm I just have to beat this bro I don't want to I don't want to have this go three days I just want to beat it I really want to that's that's the thing I just have a real desire I want to do it before they pass anything see I really want to do with the Bon Bild cuz I know that was [ __ ] fun all right stand down all right honestly if this run didn't lose its death Defiance it would be pretty good I think cuz the cast is going to cook thank you head mistress but I'm going to make it work we're just going to make it [ __ ] work some coins Kronos there you are I don't want to talk to you Kronos honestly I don't want to talk to you um all right so I'm doing a cast build so I want Apollo I want Apollo if there is one I want I want to do an Apollo hesus build that is my [ __ ] plan Apollo hesus at singing oh my God I really am seeing the power of just pressing Q at all times and they just never get through it it has no channels on I forget about Omega that was the problem I thinking about Omega too much who cares about Omega bro Omega cring yeah yeah like you have to pick it up in the first game you spam cast you got to go pick it up like if you if you're not a cast build using cast is pretty useless but in this game it's like a free stun all right I do have a terrible ult as I recall makes everyone slower yeah it's trash how do I make that better for me [Music] um that's kind of good 95% slower during your hex you have a 20 % chance to deal critical damage okay that's interesting during your hex you move and strike faster I don't know I don't know what I [ __ ] want for this ult um I think it's this yeah straight down the mid nice the limits of my life worth it to unseal another path your path is set Hammer hey TR what's your take on the 789 discourse I personally think nine could write a fire diss track to get back into the beef well you're really testing me you're really testing me you really Tes I just want to scream at you well I won't you know I'm just not I'm not in a mood for ripping bro I don't want to rip on I'm so stupid that's something you ask a chatter you ask a chatter and then I they'll laugh at it okay I really am starting to see I'm starting to see the pattern purest hope rank up what's that purest hope what is that oh it's is it my thing nice Apollo ranked up nice I'm starting to see the vision okay special attack not really my thing your special fires straight ahead and destroys 80% of any armor yes Enchanted for the night I just Spam this destroy armor yes get the Apollo yes okay wait look look look look the armor just gets destroyed it doesn't matter if don't know so now I still have to find [Music] armor are up oh [Music] no Apollo something good yeah 80% flat of any armor is crazy finally some good boost moons okay your casts expand in size until they expire that could be [ __ ] good that could be really [ __ ] good uh this is incredible we're to do a cast build yeah okay finally some [ __ ] luck in this [ __ ] Okay we might build the ultimate cast build for real for real for real chaos chaos Hermes or [Music] Aphrodite I don't [ __ ] with aphrod on God a little pain is [Music] all depends on if I get if I get a cast bonus this is amazing chaos I heard cast bonus cast bonus that's really good wow that's really good 11 Health every location that's really good this is also good this is trash uh I think 11 Health that's just you'll always be topped off two is good two is not bad don't get me wrong but 11 Health per room is just that's unreal that's unreal you already are I'm back look his his armor is already gone gone hey that's so unreal [Music] St him stun him stun him stun him stun him okay damn I wasted my Iden Defiance on what could be actually be a [ __ ] great run this could actually be an absolute god tier run it's interesting uh gain armor foes can't walk knock you away your specials create a blast infusion I get more attack for each Rock I have I have a lot of I have two Rock the armor is kind of useless it's just flat um I think it's martial art yeah I think it's martial art keep getting Rock stuff yeah I got it early enough that I can stick to it know what I'll keep them busy for you easy yeah well I'm really starting to see the power of level one of basic cast I think oh Mega cast is throw me off this might unlock something EAS arus song is such a banger agree agree AR is a very character thus far I think in this game they did a cool design not many hiding places here compared to arabus might be the end of the line for me fishing is a form of hunting isn't it anyway I appreciate the backup and understand if you're now at the limit of your range they'll want to hear from me about the situation and about you too okay bonus Omega damage don't care crit damage could be fine any damage can be critical is also Rock I need one of these two one of these to [Music] uh it's a tough call I think it's two I don't know this is better versus final boss which is where I'm really trying to beat I think I'll do pressure points then it's your I think I'll do pressure points farewell for now it's better versus final boss kind of want to beat cronus's Hermes Hermes Hermes Hermes Hermes Hermes give me a faster cast I don't even know they're just going to get [ __ ] dominant wait who's left need to recharge okay uh wow I'm really I'm really glad that I got a cast cuz I wouldn't not have spammed it and I wouldn't have given it a try but it's actually kind of sick SEL got a hold of you already M quite the something good okay your Omega cast uses less it's also a rock when your hex is ready you move and strike faster oh that's interesting that's interesting it's not rock though I think I take this Mega cast cheap it's really not the cost that matters to me though that's the problem I don't this almost does nothing for me but give me a rock if anything I guess I'll do I guess I'll do it cuz I might end up using Omega cast if I'm doing a cast build anyway it may end up being that uh shop me don't look down F this normally workes price but oh Smithy Sprint Bonk build Bonk in press Q Bonk [Music] out we could be back we could be so back or I really stick to my guns and I I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know like this is so good if I don't find a way to throw my cast but if I do then I don't even want to be sprinting [Music] in how [ __ ] call I think it's not this and I think it could be [Music] this H yeah it starts getting dangerous when the enemies get bigger you know uh oh it's tough it's tough it's tough this is so good at Epic this is so good 400 damage cuz I'm going to [Music] get I'm going I'm going Bonk and you I'm going Bonk cuz the Bonk lets you clear the mid game [Laughter] faster I can just get through the [ __ ] trash easier uh level three you've sailed far from your your generous Aid is much appreciated Lord I love a good Bonk dude plus if I win with a bonk it'll be fun now pull yourself Don [ __ ] Bonk go oh that [Music] [Music] [Music] hurt get some damage [Music] [Music] [Music] d ready to [Music] [ __ ] got to lock [Applause] in oh ow ow [Music] slower oh my God wait RP wait wo wo wo whoa whoa whoa [Music] whoo thank you you gods are too unfit to R this well that is Apparent from a single glance sad sad s s s s sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad uh yeah I think Bon through me off dude I I started running in Sister selini oh Selen oh little star during such phases I remain great selini I and I am farewell till then some Shadow uh witching Wards what's that gain the ability to travel warded gateways I'll take it for my protection I dispel for I am ready now for heaven as the hell you've done it yeah the Bonk was the siren's call a moment with your Olympus dwelling relatives assisting you I have half a mind to ask you what but you're the great tactician everyone loves you adus lady Athena and others favored me it's true I hear you back early have you met timus out there I what would you is every it's fine flowers flowers all right I do feel I feel I feel like it's coming alive I feel like it's coming alive uh I just shouldn't have got baited by the Bonk and also I wasted my [ __ ] ear be able to head to the surface now oh wait a minute wait some new [ __ ] what I what I really want is this I want this so bad Excellence don't have enough just yet I want this I want this more than anything I need I need uh to get rid of something else I'll get rid of anything I will Lally get rid of anything that I have to get this oh easy 5 200 gold yeah fine please give me better Boons oh I'm already so happy don't have enough for that activate all five cards in any other row oh CH it down okay I need a golden apple interesting can I even can I upgrade this concentrate [Music] this is my first try yeah yeah that my first try sh if you're just joining this is my first try playing Hades 2 the 16 hours is uh I'm counting down uh something entirely different it's completely unrelated I am it's it's counting up from when I will finally begin my first run I've been spending 16 hours in the menu just hyping myself up that's the marketing Monday timer all right that was honestly a good run I I got baited I got so baited by Bon and then I took Choose Wisely young one you set forth each night D you it's a lot to consider when you put it well that was like four different things right there um the arms of night not quite okay it does seem kind of worth it to go upstairs though huh and see what the [ __ ] up here to the surface there's like a whole new part of the game I didn't even know about wait what what are you doing on the Sur ooh interesting no getting used to that interesting what if I do like a lightning like a lightning Like a Storm from X-Men in the Statue of Liberty anyone Boomer enough to remember the X-Men movie when H Berry goes what the [ __ ] just you know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning the same thing that happens to everything else and then she just [ __ ] Cooks him with lightning f a stupid line chills you got chills from that what am I what am I dying from spooky [ __ ] return to Shadow now this is why you read the lore folks just a moment this is why you read the lore folks cuz I did not read the surface knowing full well the fates decided long ago that those of your mind could not survive there and would always be forced back to the underworld their curse was palpable I never well I don't see them around right now do you incidentally there was once oh I think I was I think I was scripted death scripted death was not intended for my eyes but I nowed death intended for yours farewell unraveling a fateful Bond I think I have to get this something I couldn't breathe Hades 2's out bro yes uh so I have to do something princess thank you for visiting me last night Lord moros so hypothetically if I were to complete a certain incantation that somehow please understand princess that I am not at in other words words we shouldn't be talking about this at all right yes that covers it no prophecies about me on the surface so they don't know or no I won't succeed right right right that can I suppress my illness on the surface that's what I want I want to suppress my illness on the surface uh I don't care about I don't want this it's useless oh I need this I need to force I need Moss okay so I I didn't miss lore you [ __ ] I didn't misre anything you have to do this in order to survive on this we were supposed to die scripted death uh the good witch always figured you would make your way up to the Mortal realm she warded the P your underworld Birthright stuff getting in the way a curse not just a blessing it would seem well if your witchery got you this far surely yeah I'll figure out a way so I need Moss how the [ __ ] do I get moss I have to search the L that Hades lineage D in the surface I didn't miss the [ __ ] low of that I played Hades 1 the whole plot of the game is you keep going back to the surface and meeting your mom and then dying after 30 seconds uh Nemesis on break I guess but I thought I missed like a thing it said like stay on the path or whatever and you won't die uh more Ash no I don't need more Ash this you ashole sang n for the 30 months you welcome to grind this is a it's a brief a brief return to my grinding ways all right that shouldn't be such a problem I just want to beat this game it's not that crazy I'm not a loon for doing that I got rare Boons oo all this stuff is good I just need so much Ash dude you got to be a real Ash Hole for this this is what I want more than anything I want a golden apple and I want Ash do I dare 45 encounters my [ __ ] God what a what a thing though rank up all right do we do patience young one you were most Brave to venge it to the I think there is Commander except it calls for mayhaps just make a run for it I don't oh make a run for it okay so I just have to keep they're going up I got to keep going up until I get the reagents hold on everyone I bid you shine for me again tonight you are not meant to be behold my light I guess I can pick anything then wield my light with Grace I you to get moss okay I'm now realizing that the only [ __ ] way to play melee is to spam Q This Again needed this go go go that way they can't [ __ ] overwhelm you it actually makes unreal sense so I can bring back these blades and maybe get some [ __ ] done my you reach uh bigger attacks Sprint days oh bronze wait that's huge wait that's huge return wait wait wa wa wa wa wa wait I got a new weapon wait I got a new weapon we bronze now so that's the surface then look so good how's it going hi ghost you must remember something of life on the surface I don't remember and I don't wonder whoes what a life together we shine something new want to cast I might this I don't care come spirits of the Dead I have a I got a prophecy what else why does everyone always want to talk to me stop talking to me I don't want to have dialogue with you um you really went up there they could have called for some I'm needed there as part of my she's so jealous just doesn't matter anymore The Mortals had a she's so peanut butter and jealous dude that I get to go up there and do all the [ __ ] quests and she's down here guarding she's a bch um I don't have a golden apple yet but it doesn't matter cuz I got the Argent skull new weap arent skull new weapon I know the fury in your Hol okay how do I do it is your wait is this a [ __ ] this is a gun out of shells oh it has shells oh my God it's a gun at the pick it's like it's like the Hades one cast that's an in snare this is sick oh dude okay this is [ __ ] swag this is what we're going to do and we're going to try and get the right Boon for the job what would the right Boon for the job be is it aestus is it Apollo is it Deiter reminds me of the shield and Hades one it's it's kind of like the rocket launcher gun I mean it's like it's the Hades one cast interesting I mean honestly I could do it with hesus for sure um but I think Apollo might be my [ __ ] dude my dog think a PA's going to give me the damage all right [ __ ] it I'll make this let's go let's go let's go this could be the Run for the what you got something good just getting started for the even your specials deal more damage in a larger area great what if that's the bill going do a big fat special Dash you mean moros I see this can grow into exactly what I need cool uh plus one everything that's kind of cool this channels your moves faster that's pretty good this makes your Attack stronger oh I like I like both of these I like both of these I don't know if I'm going be using attack yet if I am doing a special build this is better if I am doing uh a gun build this would be incredible I think it's three I think it's three cuz I don't know what I'm doing yet and I'll use this well I could end up being a sick attack build you know what does this mean the Fate you test my patience oh it's like the charge time doesn't matter so much because of the slowmo you know enough of this we just like to be less [Music] annoying yeah I attack in and then I Dash and then I get my attacks back then I attack again and then I Dash this gun is unreal um sa my money like there could be a [ __ ] build here attack attack attack Dash attack attack attack Dash attack attack attack R's empty this weapon is [ __ ] sick my chaos spoon just then all right I got my chaos spoon my attacks are now 50% stronger something good no Smithy Sprints oh if you this is not good at all but I might just take it CU I need to knock this off anyway and I don't want to get baited into Smithy sprinting uh and the rest of them suck better to knock it out um ariadne is kind of useless cuz it goes away eventually this is permanent good could use more gold want to extra gold all right [ __ ] it I have this coming and let's go cut it out D she's getting owned [Music] I like the gun cuz it actually does some [ __ ] damage compared to the Torches bro like you shoot a weapon at someone and they die 28 to four okay close game hey close game out there thanks for the money cross the fields of where the path descends to Tartus it's a problem can't always find my way to it and even when I all right you said it shop for 205 deit her torches could be cool torches are cool I guess [Music] I don't want to take any damage oh no last one okay [Music] all right it's clear again we didn't lose any death apps seasons are a NeverEnding cycle of Decay and ren a lot about Society what what did that say about Society ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby o baby arctic ring freezing cast 20 damage every second it's epic I take it I take it mother okay so fire fire fire cast in drop this fire fire fire Gast in fast in okay now I'm just using everything we're now we're using the whole [ __ ] Suite of skills now silver the everything build fire fire fire out of shells interesting which way very interesting don't give one [ __ ] about my ults actually I don't have an ult I guess I could give a [ __ ] about it uh rather get health though rather get help I'll get I'll get out later than to Fates clean are you lost little one okay this weapon [Music] dices I see oh my God I see dude these enemies are literally designed to teach me to use cast and I have been teaching myself to run away and Dodge and avoid them but I'm going to use cast I I'm only thinking about the damage of cast but I'm not thinking about how it is just a [ __ ] Zone control interesting it's actually cool cuz it makes the game much different from Hades one cool cool cool cool cool1 uh Don't Mind If I Do Don't Mind If I Do I do interesting very interesting I got this I need this ignore the Sprint Omega cast uh I'm not really worried about Rock right now um this is fine this is fine I think this though let's pick up the pace can always find a use for that any health it must be until then I sensed your presence using was this once a living creature's skull head mistress only to that is rather a person I'm going to shoot you with it don't worry CR Flames awaken R's empty shells Selen is burning light different different night present future uhhuh can I be honest with you this game's coming alive this game's coming alive cuz like it's more Dynamic when you got to use all the skills it's also the most fun weapon th far I want to try getting the axe though I want to try the axe now that I'm using pass the way it was intended the whole light oh you son of a [ __ ] [Music] [Music] hey question leave me the [ __ ] [Music] alone fire Bo boom continue all right good weapon good damage HP up haven't lost our um death Defiance this is good not an option I get a reward promising run promising run the Titan I am a tiny bit worried about Chronos haven't used this yet so I'll keep it I want to Max it out anyway at least my feet are clean it's that gold imagine there's a hammer that gives you infinite bullets golden coins pogging this is me pogging thinking about that before I forget uhhuh stay where you are yeah I'm using everything I'm using every [ __ ] skill uh all right Olympus I accept this message attacks deal more damage that's fine attacks deal two times this is pretty good with the I don't know I don't know I could rarify either one of these I think it's one I think it's one as epic I think it's one but you know theoretically this is also [ __ ] sick because you could get a different attack Boon and then you're getting 10% double like if I ried it uh but I'm going do this right 60% that's just really good that's just really good uh heart or what is narcissus or what is it what is it one on second floor it's like a random bonus I think it's narcissus it's Nick Cage yeah uh he can give you a heart he can give you a heart he's also funny so that counts for something I ever tell you that oh yeah I did you suitors don't The Vicious creatures contaminating these Chambers make this a rather dangerous place in which delays about oh I've made clear to them that they don't stand a chance with me at all in my position it's not good to send mixed messages both for my Suitor sake and for my own oh I can get a mystery Boon a mystery Boon and a mystery seed 50 healing useless 25 Max life we always take the mystery Boon bro now if you'll excuse me let's get to work on my authority King [ __ ] King [ __ ] uh 75 armor is is [ __ ] whack I guess fixed gain 10% effective HP not terrible [Music] yeah very haunting music 300 or a boss [Music] come boom boom damn bro I've never [ __ ] up an enemy like that oh this enemy this enemy like that uh Sprint faster for days you deal more damage until you take damage this is actually not bad with this gun just because of the range this is not good uh sprinting days is interesting I mean if you da um Kronos 40% chance he does 20 does no damage but I think it's this I think it's this and you just keep freezing through rooms at light speed cold will take you got it oh no vents no vents please easy Club I don't want this one they're all going to be bad aren't they they're all going to be bad I can just tell [Music] nice [Music] it's going to be bad it never gives you like this this and a boon never in your entire life [Music] uh it's going to be bones it's going to be bones it's going to be [Music] bones it's [ __ ] Bon always bones I wish I knew it for a mathematical fact but I know it in my Heart of Heart that's all that matters oh good some just watch your aim ow over there ow my [ __ ] back I can't get it I can't get my that was my lock the Hunter's Mark again easy what do you got for me so how something cool take this H sister it's been a pleasure to have worked more closely with you sister doing the old traditions now are we truly you're the best so much for visiting the surface huh not seen a trace of you up there I'm not supposed to be up there hardly breathe no I guess not I'd offer okay after you dash your Omega moves deal more [Music] damage I have a crate or something support fire is so nothing it's like okay with the Torches this is like you know this is such a small amount of damage uh I might just take this even though I don't think I'll use it three on a boss this is actually you're right this actually not bad if it marks the boss they have 30% chance to crit oh this yeah you're right that makes more ooh hammer or shot Hammer I guess yeah death warrant for a boss is good after your special projectiles fire they fire again toward you interesting your attack grows bigger and stronger longer over 2 seconds until it explodes that's awesome your attacks fire all your shells at once that's terrible well I got to go I got to go track him down in different spots no that's trash this looks great though um this looks [Music] great feels even sturdier all right yeah I mean Point Blank it' be amazing but I got to clear levels to [Applause] to see go bring your holy [Music] [Applause] [Music] shall pretty good damage be [Music] go oh ow [Music] [Music] ow oh God all way [Music] through [Music] empty okay last one okay okay still have all my death Defan peace and quiet took some damage but found should wash it right off okay this build is good does damage most important thing um have I used this yet something new there expired when you have no more than 30 HP you have more critical damage that's not very good um okay do I want a fesus do I want what do I want I got a Nova strike maybe hesa my attacks are better what do I want what do I want what do I want um I guess I could just start leveling this up six more with this one though no 26 more uh I guess I could try to get burn on things what am I close to Duo boning though I think I'm I think I'm close with hesus right cuz that no wait with free with Deiter oh yeah let's do Deiter very well let's do dem or try to go for a Duo I need to level that up big drop oh this sorrow o this sor right dude this needs to be the run I really feel this is the Run [Music] nice come on out that's damage baby I accept this message oh almost clicked it your cast create a cyclone wait isn't that [ __ ] awesome your Omega attack deals more damage isn't this awesome I'm spamming cast this is swag cool and brisk oh yeah dude that's awesome okay all right follow the golden tree MERS truthfully I don't have a Hades bone in my body very good very good no shells okay Max magic up Hammer oh wow I actually don't think it's Hammer you guys are going to call me [ __ ] crazy you're going to call me a loon you're going to say no no no it has to be the hammer big dog you're going to say whoa whoa whoa It's hammer time you're going to say but honestly I guess I I don't know if legendary Boons exist should be no shortage of in 2 but if this were Hades 1 I have so many [ __ ] Apollo things that I might actually hit a legendary man this is a tough call what if I get three trash moons though I guess with the hammer I know it's going to be useful oh man what a tough call how just hate to be one [ __ ] Boon short of hitting an Apollo legendary tragic oh tragic what is the mini B even [Laughter] Gamba gam gam gam gam gam Gamba gam Gamba gam oh [ __ ] I'm going die oh I'm going to die W it's a about mistake I regret it immediately I regret it immediately [Music] R's empty shall all banished for now g a fan bargain please please please please something good something good that combos with my current skills in the name of Hades oh it's trash [Laughter] oh it's trash it's really really bad um oh I guess three one is insane it's only insane if I want to spam Omega cast every time what a pain in the ass I I want to spam basic cast it is a lot of damage don't get me wrong uh man and I lose the freeze too I guess my only thing is I think if I take this I think if I have heroic if I have Apollo heroic cast Apollo epic attack Apollo rare special I have to get the Apollo legendary if it exist exist [ __ ] it we go pure Apollo it's an Apollo build it's an Apollo build baby some glass rock but that just made that made me weaker that made me actually weaker the dead yeah it's a lot of damage I guess it's good for oh ooh ooh ooh another Apollo don't mind if I do to go now hello again echo ech echo echo echo well you know this place sure isn't is that narcissis wait your voice you know him oh no brokenhearted okay give me give me give me thank you Echo e let's go wait I will have three fire I will have three fire they're all pretty bad uh they're all pretty [Music] bad well actually hold up this is good don't get me wrong this is interesting thing 20% chance to deal no damage lasts 9 seconds that means I almost certainly will Daz a boss I guess this is a little bit better I wonder how nearby you have to be to put days on isn't one great one is great but I don't think I'm going to be using I don't think I'm going to be using it I don't know three lets you get the legendary are you just making that up is there any facts to that speed for Kronos AOE oh you know what a faster Sprint to get to Kronos is actually unironically important actually not capping I might need this for [ __ ] uh get 30% of your health back all right I take this yeah that's a fast [ __ ] Sprint that's actually so fast that's so fast okay Hammer ult I don't even have an ult or I get another Apollo [ __ ] it we got to commit bro no we got to commit we're trying to get a legendary we're trying to get an all Apollo legendary I can't stop I committed it's the Apollo send it where's my Apollo look for the Golden Petals on the ground okay's up here my can [Music] this is pretty good unironically does some [ __ ] damage me on my authority when standing in your cast you restore Mana what a complete piece of trash I just can't they just just give me give me a legendary what this one this one I want a [ __ ] legendary Boon I'm not asking anymore oh no ow ow ow ow of shells okay damage this is really good this is really good this is really good good [Music] better need shells L of shells I use a hammer right by now oh I can't damage more max life oh dude nice seeing you again steady now okay 610 gold shop or what my only option that's what I picking heroic is the highest tier there's no legendary in this game that sucks wonder if they'll add it there is and they guys just lying Oly I accept come in the internet and tell lies specials are faster your cast loses less Mana that's your Sprint is faster and gives you a barrier that's kind of good that's kind of good uh that makes my Sprint combo with the other Sprint little spring in my step yeah that's pretty [ __ ] good actually get away from things D look at my Sprint catch me now [ __ ] uh BOS let us together shine this night oh moon I do not care all right I need look forth uh wolf howl I guess could be okay wolf how could be okay morph it's not going to apply to Chronos so it's like kind of I could try to though just to get it off the list Twilight Cur so mod it [Music] be thanks for the 39 months way too average thank you very much I'm going to help you boy no matter what oh dear God hey Easy Does It my God Mega [Laughter] Run what what do you want what do you want you're dazed wait what if I just do this [Music] h I can't not true oh wow shells kind annoying to get your shells back [ __ ] dog oh that's [Music] [Music] bad oh SHO [Music] one HP in a dream one HP in a dream oh damn it the's empty oh SH now I release you Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus three frightful yet [Music] them okay took a lot of hits but it's not unreasonable a bit too close if I got a legendary Boon we're just pure Apollo and it's like it's okay all right give me this want to help give me this not much farther now pretty consistently getting here central control just need a moment express route set he has returned must the [Music] that does some [ __ ] damage I will say the block didn't do [ __ ] if I just had like a not a chance nerd you guys I appreciate the support if you guys could emotionally hurt Kronos before I physically hurt him that would help a lot I would keep him on the back foot talk about how nerdy he sounds oh [ __ ] taking too much damage straight up just a little bit too much D empty you need to get the habit of never never not having a que up luck your tooth rank up 76 Health nice triple Pals triple Pals triple Pals ow ow what the [ __ ] oh man I'm just dying to traps shs oh [ __ ] in the name ofes something good bigger attacks okay faster Sprints Omega solar ring I guess bigger attacks help that's what we have here oh what that's really good that's really good also this might be [ __ ] good valuable enough that just paid for itself that literally just paid for itself wait or it lost me 20 wait we're actually so bad we got death Defiance we have the tooth we just need to heal we need to find a healing uh talk to my dad Zeus give me give me give me give me something good good good good good greetings father I know not how you withstood the Titan if truly you confronted him quickly now tell me about this have you been are you well are you yes Dad I'm good all my life I've been preparing for this moment to bring the I'm sorry uh I think I take this honestly honestly honestly honestly your cast launch a projectile Dead Ahead wait a minute whoa wait a minute three it's three it's three I throw the [ __ ] thing it does the burn fine holy moly it's three all the way I might have just turned my entire build into a throwing cast build from a distance take care of him okay wait oh I'm stupid oh I'm stupid of shells [Music] ah sh slow alive still [ __ ] alive still alive baby every room is another chance oh jeez can't Sho work on [Laughter] bosses uh didn't feel too good about that R's empty no shells does a lot of damage un ironically does absurd amount of damage got you oh my god a legendary do we get one more chance on it we have to take it we have to take it we have to take it nutty build it's a pretty fun build it's the first time I made a build that using all the moves so it's pretty fun but my health is so low oh keep gambling keep gam oh it's go it's this guy I can't beat this guy I can't beat this guy I can't beat this guy I just can't beat him he's something about him I'm fast enough though oh [ __ ] oh god of shells oh fail got to go through him got to go through him shs actually wasn't bad I should have done that from the beginning Okay Legendary Boon legendary Boon legendary Boon legendary Boon legendary Boon here it is a legendary Boon Apollo Olympus I accept this message [ __ ] how what God damn it this is pretty good I guess this is all right this ah unfortunately this run might be dead I don't have any more death Defan do I Greed for a hammer see if it changes things [ __ ] it [Music] tr's empty [Music] sh that was clean that was clean every 2.5 seconds your shells deal damage around them based on b% of your attack wait a minute your shells return automatically this is also good this is also good your specials are faster that's not that good damn I know this seems bad but I could just what I'm saying is versus Kronos I could just play completely run away right if I shoot the shells out and I throw my que I could always stay in the corner I wonder but I could also do that with this I think I'm going to try this all right [ __ ] it so shoot shoot and then what okay that's pretty good that's pretty good that's pretty good so it's just blam blam run Ram blam Q okay pure range pure range pure range pure range blam blam reget this Q blam blam please press kill oh this is disastrous you dare I need to be able to use two casts at once that's what I need need shells okay I kind of [ __ ] up I'm just not getting used to it took 20 more damage I have no heals I think I lose bro unironically I built a sick build if I had health I think this is free but I I learned the build on the fly so it's just not [Music] [Music] no shells oh no little [ __ ] rats dude the Wall's empty my range is crazy unironically my range is crazy theoretically I could do this if I just never never get near Kronos but I think he's going to hit me with a [ __ ] I'm going to get one tapped by the boomerang or some [Music] [ __ ] dude not even a heal what if I just buy three clouds and [Laughter] quit what if I just buy three clouds that are very important and I just [ __ ] quit uh I I just don't think this is possible on 42 life and I don't think I'm being defe either I just think I 40 armor do we just say [ __ ] it [ __ ] all right 450 750 uh 900 980 I can afford it all okay no oh I thought Oh I thought I bought the I thought I bought the clouds I thought I bought the clouds bro I was like [ __ ] I think go my chances I was joking oh that was that was a real visceral no Jesus bro I felt my heart drop I literally thought I bought the clouds I thought I lost 1,000 gold I didn't get a chance wow rare crop what a great [ __ ] Choice let's make my Boon common in the last one useless uh straight up all of them useless I get eight life from this it's probably better than this that I won't even use [ __ ] it I'll buy this I see um all right Palms okay this for damage 10 armor 10 armor oh 75 armor wait that's good my silver wait a minute that's almost like a second [ __ ] life wait a minute 115 armor 42 Health hold up are we back are we [ __ ] back I got to gift him for that thanks bro thanks bro thanks Big Dog would you indulge me for a moment Boatman wait are you certain there's no charge for this damn we got to go first all right [ __ ] it let's go sticks take me it's not impossible it's not impossible it's not impossible I got a crazy range build I got a crazy range build I'm home just got to stay away stay moving welcome back you know I'm almost impressed not only have you ransacked why thank you my girl I must admit you played the cathic gods for a pack of fools these El yes you have come back to haunt me here run run run run run run run run run run run run run run what a build baby out of shells run run run run run run run run [Laughter] run no no no no I don't think so I don't think so I love [Music] oh [ __ ] no now what now you waste your time R's empty oh you son of a [ __ ] you dirty ass chea ass [ __ ] you Boomerang by ass beware ch and now subjects have been waiting for this let me shoot [Music] [Music] shell re's empty no sh you again your father's strength or rather phase two phase two phase two phase two pH phase two phas two die no I [ __ ] hate that move bew I hate that [Music] move gone your time is out need shells come on come on oh you no no get him get up get him get him get him get him get him [ __ ] what was he at what was his HP oh dude if I just had one [ __ ] no I beat him godamn it dude oh God damn [Music] it if I had one death Defiance one death Defiance I had that all right we're going right back in we're going right back in I I I'm beating this I'm [ __ ] beating this God damn dude you got to go di those hoes I'm tired with broken hands and weed Soul emancipated from all you know you got to go those the two of you have met I can't oh that's what we're doing we're [Music] singing come take it take it take [Music] it but two suits two tokens in hand I got no respect cuz I'm the new man got my shovel Shoes full of sand check out the T the name is caveman h take it all oh [ __ ] take it take it [ __ ] take take a bad boy make them the dirt in these sh will give us a beat okay you got [Music] we'll okay um I I'd like to get this but I don't have a golden apple this is more Duo Boons that's just free that's just free oh that's awesome every time you Vanquish a guardian you get three cards no it's not as good as having them though cuz you can only have three to do it I guess you have a a five five and a five and then it's not that good I can't I can't I can't all right all right all right no use I can't I can't I can't I can't damn that was so close bro we brought it back from like nothing with the armor he just hits like a truck I feel like I have to have a range weapon to fight Kronos I just feel like I need a range weapon bro straight up I need a ranged weapon H buk build buk build update run counter we're on 20 uh run number 20 run number 20 run number 20 within the Haun you all right Homer I did want to try axe with cast but I mean I don't know right I feel like trying to use axe on Kronos is going to give me a [ __ ] aneurysm unironically uh I just feel like it's going to be it's going to give me a [ __ ] aneurysm grave thirst activated iise again just having to having to be near him and Dodge everything and it's already hard enough to dodge everything when I have distance could always use some new disciples here they'll more than come you keep running into that's F hu I can get ranged Whirlwind that's for true take a bad boy make him dig 5T expanded my collection uh gold purse kind of fun I mean it could be like Aphrodite it could be finally we do Aphrodite axe but I just think ranged is where it's at bro but you know what why don't have a little fun with it should I go up here and get more Moss the simp build yeah I'm off beginning assignment but it needs to be good I'm not I'm not [ __ ] around with a [ __ ] common Boon what is this I don't want a common Boon follow your heart oh God it's only rare all right give me something good give me something good double damage yeah but it only double damage you know is that enough talking about Gods here ooh that's good that's good 60 Health that's good o wait oh I don't know [ __ ] 60 Health yes I know that one is good good one is good but 60 health I think it's two cuz I also get five hidden rewards so I'm getting trash I'm like missing Hammers and [ __ ] I think it's this I straight up think get I think I'm right too I guess I would had this [Music] take a bad boy make him di [Applause] [Music] 5et I'll slay you all I do like the Aphrodite axe animation that's that's kind of why I like this build it looks so sick when you swing the big [ __ ] heart sword what did I say d I'm slow though I'm slow half Oh see now I have 138 life early that just feels like it's [ __ ] right you know back that with some armor [Music] another evening where you're forced to do the bidding of the GOL better Channel this is it this one and I try to I try to last as long as I [ __ ] can this one and I just start racking up money oo baby that's actually such a good oh I lose it right here this is the one enemy I can't not take damage on there's just nothing I always take damage on this enemy [Music] h let's go he's gaming he's gaming he's [ __ ] get wait a minute wait that's less damage it goes from 100% to 60% but a huge area double strike in it I do think it's double strike I think it's double strike I don't know I mean this is like probably an insane range right it's probably such a [ __ ] massive range but I think this is going to let me do Insane damage I'm going to go with it I'm going to go with it I'm going to go with it let's do Aphrodite axe we're trying to focus on that aphrodite axe close range we need lots of health like a tanky axe but actually tanky not like more okay lost 7 HP not terrible like to keep the money going as long as I can though uh an ult how would an ult help me only old that help me is the healing one I'm going get money get the old later bro [Music] all right gold Poseidon what if instead of Poseidon I get a palmm and put it on one of my two most important bounds genius genius genius genius is this harder or easier than Hades um I'll be honest with you I think it's harder I think Kronos is harder than Hades as a final boss I think the first boss is easier um but honestly I can't say cuz I have not been playing the game right I think honestly today I started using cast as not the Hades one cast and it's really changed my whole opinion of this the way to deal with all these little spammy melee enemies so I want another day or two to really think about [Music] it but I I I'm for sure that chronis is harder than Hades cuz Hades uh Hades and Hades 1 you know me and L just played all day on the switch when it came out I think I beat Haiti's second try like it just he was he's a little more predictable and then that second phase of Kronos is crazy couple one shot kills if you don't get in the right spot couple uh okay do I want 11% chance or more attack more attack 125 seems [ __ ] good baby [Applause] Hammer ooh Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer okay your special destroys 35% of any armor the special with the axe is like a shield it's not that I mean it could be good I should try it more but this is incredible this is incredible 300 power with the bonus that's incredible fine work as always oh it's just one big hit okay so the whole game is finding a way to get this to hit oh what an interesting build it's the smash build oh what an interesting build that's fun gift from the earth that's fun dude it's the big Bonk that was quick set your respect for me aside whilst here need to practice dodging while moving must give no such but you are not how damn look at that [ __ ] [Laughter] damage yeah that's unreal you still have a dash like this you still have Dash I can do a quick a quick slide sheep sheep look adorable I'm a sheep sheep sheep sheep sheep oh god oh [ __ ] oh God no whoa what a wild [ __ ] build each of the nocturn arms is a terrible responsibility the aspects of night and darkness I prevailed okay we have big HP we have big weapon this is a good this is good I already used Aphrodite so what am I mixing with this how do I make my big attack better Aphrodite is going to combo well with I mean it could be hesus because I need defense with crit Oh you mean I could I could go with Artemis and try to get crit now you're talking crazy talk where is it [ __ ] I missing it dude am I not seeing it Artemis Artemis Artemis Artemis Artemis Artemis Artemis Artemis emis Artemis J oh just doesn't say her name I see I see I see this is oh this is not this is not good this is only if you have more than yeah if you have 30 HP you have 20 crit that's not good that's not good I can't be like that um the only thing I'd want from a Fest is is if I can get the rock defense where I can only take 15 damage then all of the sudden I'm unkillable I'm the unkillable demon king I wonder if any of these have life steal Poseidon [ __ ] useless um honestly freeze could be good for crowd control uh does Hermes have attack speed I don't think you can get a Hermes a Hermes Boon I don't know the hesia like Hermes Dodge chance yeah there's no Hermes thingy Mig here all right um my thing is Deiter I think I think that's it I think I try to get freeze and I do Aphrodite Deiter and try I don't even know what that combo is but aesus is not really defense bro he's like he has some defense he has one good defense um I don't know what the duo is but it's hot as hell there's a massive age Gap okay she's I mean they're both thousands of years old but she's appearing as like 92 and aphrodes like [ __ ] 24 bro you're it's not hot as hell and all right demit her let's try it let's [ __ ] try it on what let's try the hot as hell build according to that shatter more life more life more life more life F the [ __ ] just one shotting be gone unreal unreal damage oh it's kind of tough here kind of toughy toughy wuffy I might take a pommel I still have a chance I think every problem I can get from my main attack is actually better that's where everything comes from they never learn oh no oh no oh no no no cooked fish can I do this like charge up and then Dash you [Music] can wasted some life unfortunately let that be a lesson yeah 140% I think that's good or I do the 11 no I do this 140 140 Hermes for faster attack some of Lord kon's Wares don't want this don't want this don't want this some Limestone how does the cast in this game differ it's way different that's the biggest thing that I got my mind [ __ ] with the cast is not even really a damaging spell at the start it's not even designed to do damage it is designed for you to get enemies off of you and give you time to run around and do [ __ ] like it's Zone control you put it here and they get stuck on it so you're like fighting fighting fighting get him stuck get him stuck and then you can add damage to it but like once I mentally got that this game combat started to click in a way I was just trying to force Hades one down mid and this actually made it way more fun for me I was unironically going to prefer Hades 1 until today and now I think I might prefer this it makes it more Dynamic but we'll see we'll see I got to give more time spouts activated like your life last thing he ever wants to do is get his okay faster Sprint with uh barrier I probably just need this range slower would be good but I think this is just good this is going to save me twice this is going to save me from two separate annoying damage hits and I need a faster Sprint eventually for Kronos you're not particularly I know gra this first optimized dude FL strike level four this should help of those golden this is interesting if I'm take a tanky close range Massive Attack build and I swing in and they hit me I go blam but also bonus to [Music] armor it's two or three it's two or three you can't get hit that much but this does [ __ ] on I think it's I think it's two because you know what I'm thinking of I'm thinking of all those rooms in the fourth area where you're fighting all these armored enemies and they're just wearing you down and with melee there's going to be a [ __ ] brutal and I just need to I need to cut through those fine work as always um and then it's this gu or it's damit why not this old place I'm good though please hail Almighty chaos baby oh baby oh baby that's a hit we hit what a huge hit okay okay so it's really about swing and then Dash that's how you do it like swing I want to heal I want to heal honestly 50 gold I'm taking it I trade I want to stay topped off I don't I don't [ __ ] it what the hell why are you glaring at me like that little this is new uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh have I offended in some way terrifying as surface fman flee from sinking for raw [ __ ] damage what are you doing in all right my cast doing freeze seems incredible incredible [Music] incredible um or I can get more HP everyone's saying two I honestly think it's one I unironically think it's one every day of the week this is really good this is the slow and slam life or death I think it's one and there's no doubt in my mind that that is going to be that is like the perfect special cuz it does it on without the cast um okay another Deiter don't mind if I Lord I've returned 152 yeah okay what's molten touch bonus the armor okay useless this is fine this is useless this is this is three I think it's three it's a little bonus damage little bonus damage all right thank you for your service I'm not uh yet strong enough I mean I am strong enough to beat these guys but I mean this is where I'll lose a lot of HP if I don't play [Music] right I still have slow still [Music] mind you guys getting [ __ ] over new mmore drop with a drake reference oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] heish fire up from here we got four more videos it's the mamore Drake beef Kedrick couldn't do it but I knew there would be a hero that rap needed I knew that a real rapper would aemerge [Applause] [Music] [Music] unreal unreal sing about that AO did I even use the Deiter bonus yet no I need to upgrade it so I'm going to keep it keep keep keep keep keep fish I don't have a fishing rod oh I missed the mine though I think no clear path mby mby uh no other route [Music] stuck at least hit for a thousand these are hitting for a rat pure gold grow golden once again [Music] [Music] ow ow stop here me on my authority specials deal more damage in a larger area I'm not really using that at all after you take damage you put days on all foes they're all pretty bad I guess this just to [ __ ] have it alrite please afro queenia returns [Music] a f [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay that's enough slythering about yeah in the name of your specials deal more damage I'm not using special when you use 30 Mana create a heart throb oh add power to your attack yeah [ __ ] yeah easy that's a feeling there oh yeah that's sick dude what a [ __ ] axxe out of my way think the fates what the hell expecting someone else taking a moment to get my bearings okay she got farther than usual you haven't seen a gentle looking nymph nearby might be I scared her off got here then I'll take it but be careful n I'll [ __ ] take it 50 life all right muscle mommy 50 [ __ ] life bro I'm at 225 have two options oh she took the other one Diva more of those shades flourish the double hit the double hit breaks the armor and [Music] okay in the name of Hades specials useless foes take damage when days causes them to miss might as well grab it yeah might as well grab it Greater strength fated prophecy every get someone days dude I didn't double strike's on real double strike's actually unreal but I need to like see if I can upgrade it double strike is [Music] unreal got their attention huh oh ow son of a I accept this message your specials are faster I don't care when you're struck uh I'm not using Omega cast I guess evasions 10% right 10% can you go effective HP can't shop yet I bid you me again tonight none of my life the choice is yours your hex turns you into an impervious living nightmare your hex makes everything slower your hex blast the target area for a th000 damage two was op how is it op it was op I don't even really use Mana bro I'll never use either of these uh um two doesn't work on Kronos one doesn't do any damage I've tried it three three a th000 damage is nothing for me th damage is one swing of the sword I'll just do that um I mean I could do this one and try to pick the ones that give me damage when it's not active that could be it [ __ ] it phase shift super worried either way we shine how much Mana do I have uh I'm definitely taking shop so I won't buy anything boom boom boom boom boom 125 125 100 how do I want to split this up I probably want health and I probably want Boon I don't care about the old surprise surprise selfhealing this seems really good do I have three fire I have four fire huge huge very tanky build [Music] okay okay any broken trap so far I really liked uh H festus's dash called it the Bonk build dude I'm getting Molly wed by this [ __ ] big guy get out get out get out get out and here we [Music] go e this EST you free nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice pretty good lost a little life but nothing nothing we can't get back we didn't lose any uh death Defan you're looking better already dude finally a weapon that hurts feels like I'm not ticking anybody how does this dog keep getting cursed it's a great question pure water and now give me the Skelly all right bro I got double I'm blitzing through here goes this is going to be my fastest run yet right I feel like I just cruising through service entrance should be a clear path to the house you tell hes I said greetings if you happen to run into him the free so the freeze was the right choice take [Music] you what those kids is day freeze four more Chambers I guess my dad he going to give me though a [ __ ] gift gift gift what do you mean gift gift gift what gift someone give me oh don't call it gift bro say Hades it's me oh gift I see here you go Papa father well I know this wasn't necessarily permitted I thought of maybe it would be of any comfort at all that I might offer you this nectar you can't gift Hades Jared Jared you look silly Jared You Look Silly bro I just want you to know exactly like your brother blast I Fe I'm not in any mood or s for such a thing all right what has that blasted Titan on the serus that he should Kronos casts him out into the morning Fields above then rage and despair so you must face him in that sorry State I've been beating the [ __ ] out of him thank you daughter for taking pity on the Moody why am I taking pity on I just hit with a hammer but been through worse you were too young for B all right fewer reinforcements sounds swag heal myself 100 HP also sounds swag maybe I take this for the prophecy I think I take two I get a 100 more life huge heals fewer reinforcements Justice for Jared did we don't time him out we didn't do anything to him do we three is no good three is no good uh it's one of these two I think this is the smarter choice if I want to beat it but 100 HP is 100 P Bro [ __ ] it I'll do this I need to get it for faded anyway 100 HP bro just more HP it's more life it's tank build thank you Father you wretches tra oh ow nice turn to [Music] dust dude the freeze smartest call I ever made you're [Music] [Music] [Music] nice thater dude is this going to sound crazy I feel like no Boon helps me and I just power through feel like no Boon help me I don't even know what the [ __ ] dimiter would give me that would be even remotely helpful feel like full HP is all I need I do four billion damage a triple pal would be something I would take but yeah the coin boss could drain my HP or I could [ __ ] him up straight up yeah just go e [Music] [Music] [Music] man this this free is like the best [ __ ] Boon versus area Festus Festus I could get I could get the defense I could get the defense straight to Cronos check for duo boons I need more gold like I'm I'm only at 393 this could be the stupidest choice but I think I have to do this and play well I think I have to do this and play well oh it's this guy yourself wait a minute I'm [ __ ] him up wait a minute I'm [ __ ] him up that's oh easy clap easy clap in the name of Hades useless useless fine 10% less damage again so that's 20% less damage still pretty good my silver's come alive I mean truly tanky now we got 400 gold which is help full good break point a hammer got to take it got to take [Music] [Music] it e [Music] [Music] [Music] no traitor to the house shall go un what we get useless all pretty useless all pretty use I guess I grabb the middle one for the [ __ ] prophecy um it's not crazy if I want to channel it three for Kronos it's only your special attack which I don't use I'm just using my basic [Applause] attack yeah two is good two is good this that I don't even have a special attack I don't have an Omega attack it would have been completely useless [Music] oh dude this guy in his [ __ ] Shield leave me alone [Music] taking damage taking a lot of damage God [ __ ] [Music] stop that there's no way that Shield blocks to go there's no oh triple Palm I'm bleed my whole life out 604 it's probably enough for a the problem is like most most rooms are so easy you take no damage and then some rooms you take damage depends if a boss or not if it's the [ __ ] time L I'm going to lose a lot of that terrible room terrible room I going to lose a million life I'm going to use 1 million [Music] life oh what a terrible room [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] okay that's pretty good 30% more damage on my attack yeah there that's pretty big that's pretty big now we're there okay I just need to heal give me heal give me heal give me heal give me heal the house all right all right all right all right right so 300 450 80 okay that's pretty good something good useless when you have at least 80 Health oh man that' be nice if I had 80% Health but I don't this is useless damn this is actually all really bad I guess this but there's no way to get it back damn I'm not using this at all I guess well actually I can use this somehow better to have this than this which will do nothing uh [Music] um three there nothing to pray for I just can't I can't use the other things this one please makes my cast better my attack does mostus damage all right this is fine oh boy I only have 120 life ah man okay I have a level seven plus attack 180% damage on a 300 base uh the problem is like I really have to dodge his [ __ ] to death Defiance all right [ __ ] it [ __ ] it I got to chop his ass I got to chop this is a cool build though this is a [ __ ] cool build I think I got a little greedy we have a visitor I got a little greedy on the final rooms the of History you don't set the C I do in fact take an issue I don't care I don't care honest you I don't care watch this oh I'm going to lose I can already tell I can already tell bro how do you dodge it no I can't I can't beat him if I don't have the long [Music] range how you I have more guests I wish for you to meet [Music] [Music] no here I insist I don't I can't beat this guy bro so too slow bro I'm getting diced I'm getting diced [Music] the Golden Age [Music] [Music] you that's demoralizing you ought not have anticipated any other outcome that's that's so much harder melee I got to really like know his move set and know everything he's winding up for I had to my [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I just got to do this big wind up and then he ah man that bill was good all the way through although I don't even know if I would have beat that with full HP and everything two death def finances he was dicing me back amongst the living much is expected of I can hardly distinguish pressure you didn't life thank you for believing in me no need I once was desperate to hear the siren song trivia and 20 perhaps she's a did the gods answer for the most part Rivia in 20 can ask someone to join me for a soak where Nemesis [Music] go maybe I get one of these more fate fabric more psyche more ashes guess more psyching this I will start my next run and then we'll stop in the middle to go do some trivia or I'll just upgrade my [ __ ] while I [Music] wait wa I got the fishing rod whoa whoa whoa I got the fishing rod the rod of fishing what shall the rivers yield to us that's cool do make good use of that game changer I also got the tablet piece but I don't want the the fishing rod I'll find more bones with this could do the gun and then I say one must at times hold fast to one's emotions this anger is for Kronos sir fishing fishing fishing what if I oh that's a bummer that guy really [ __ ] diced me up that Kronos he gave me the old what four dude I want this I don't have a golden apple though I don't have any Z sand I bet I get that from beating Kronos what do I get a golden apple the silver pool bro I miss your Among Us days so much still my favorite Among Us streamer thanks Big Bruno those that's me all right one of the alltime great of Among Us for real for real on God though we should bring that back dude those were [ __ ] incredible people say was it either hrock or disguised toast you know those were the big two of Among Us no one can really [ __ ] you should play Among Us with stand sometime yeah I should it should be a two-player Among Us game me and Stan should play a two-player Lobby of Among Us that'd be fire that' be [ __ ] sick content who's the killer I don't know I don't know can I I have any clouds do I have any clouds no I have no CL I should have bought the clouds bro I should have bought the clouds I should have bought the clouds I could be [ __ ] Cruising with some clouds right now denied yeah I can just Farm some you can't oh oh moon dust oh that's what that's what it is fair trade I just bought a [ __ ] ton of it wait did I just get what I think I got let me see second death Defiance I never realized hey yo okay next run for sure next run for sure there is just no doubt in my mind that next run is for sure M now prophecy fulfilled there's just simply no [ __ ] way it's not the next one for sure nocturnal arms still are holding something back now my blood is bound by Fate yet blood runs free as it would SW upon the surface must be see that Sisters Let's try the surface one more time now I can use the surface ohon the Microsoft Surface how awesome is that planty plant plant what you walking around for all right so we upgraded everything we have two [ __ ] thing ofama jigs we're going to do what hesus gun call me [ __ ] crazy but hesus gun [Music] or I'm not ditching trivia bro I'm just [ __ ] around till trivia is ready how you know what to pair with what weapon I don't [ __ ] making we as I go along but like for example the one that does Scorch would not be good on a slow attacking weapon and the axe is melee so I wanted the close range Aphrodite which worked really well I mean that bill was sick I just couldn't Dodge Kronos I have to do range cuz Kronos is like [ __ ] miserable melee uh um especially phase one the right to be arms facts deep breath hey 32 months thank you for the 32 months McFly as [ __ ] your attacks fire your shells all at once your attacks fire your special attack for zero whenever retrieved what what I have to retrieve it to get my Mana back that seems bad does even make him stronger it just makes him cheaper mana's not a problem it's not a limiter your special has 45 power and you take 30% damage while doing it that seems pretty good just going to try this cuz uh here honestly this sucks but it is like it is bursty it's like a shotgun but I have to go pick up the shells to fire again some moss moss doesn't hurt PR's empty where is this this is uh above ground Co for Kon the surface mind I call you sunshine by the way specials deal more damage in a larger area Gap in the wall uh I'm in the city of aeria some sort of barrier interesting what is this what what what is this for [Music] real shades are trapped within that pylon there more it's like act no there is four ax already this is [Applause] like oh God out just getting myself kill it's like a whole new area bonus or some [ __ ] and I'm going to die in it so Rog leg within a Rog leg that is sort of what it feels like oh Jesus I think not I don't know if it's like a way to level me up or I go fight Kronos my understanding I know doesn't really bother me though um should head to the main Square we can K that oh wait so I can part of the barrier is down destroyed so what five more to go I just have to go to five rooms of any kind oh interesting traitors I can't oh I be honest with you this spreadshot is the cringe St I find it to be cringe it displeases [Music] like I'd rather just do this back and forth damn it no I'm just going to die I'm going to die once you do trivia let me get the squad in here and get ready for trivia [Applause] traitors Shades you're free are you streaming it yeah I'll stream it two pylons down [Music] lovers can't do it couldn't do it my bullets automatically come back [Applause] how little rat I don't have a miner well look at you hop stop you made it to the flame of the hor oh my Drake does can you call back your bullets no now lost some of it strength Stone need shells oh oh oh I can wait that's kind of sick wait a minute that could be something you do it like a nuke okay that makes this way sicker cuz they overlap and they all they all end up really close it's no use one left okay what time is what time is the the quiz that's 5 minutes okay for negative [Music] ash from my [Music] Arana bonie thank you for the tier one for 17 months do I even need to stay here oh I can't I [ __ ] figed out a straightforward I draw you down oh moon lend me your light I feel you this game's cool yeah this game is sick um it is exhausting me though be it's [ __ ] I don't get another all right we're going to pause we're going to pause and we're going to get ready for trivia if you don't know there is a trivia night in the ACLU Discord and I have called together a true legendary team a true truly epic Squad um of people you may know Evan gal negn and hudat let me see if they are available on Discord the brightest Minds in trivia the brightest Minds in you know some of them understand science well some of them understands history some of them Gill politics together they all combine into one powerful Brainiac super that I don't think I could lose a trivia battle with the brightest Minds perhaps the world exactly uh let me change my title in my thing just chatting [Music] rustic thank you for the 14 months bunsie uh Daniel h exidor 31 McFly CER than for the four months duid thank for the prime shoot where's my where's my Discord is my Discord broken wait discord's not opening did it crash I'm gonna need Discord for this end task task manager let's try it again Discord installing update one of 16 okay Discord installing Bitcoin mining [Music] update take it take it take it on it take it on ne ne where are we quizzing oh not sorry who uh Evan gal Evan gal where are we quizzing do you have a call we're gonna talk we're gonna [Music] vibe in ACLU oh I see I see I see okay atrio chat United in love and thanks uh oh yo h Evan geey as I call you yep that's what I respond to these days Evan geey weird pause there that was a weird pause I feel like it's such a normal thing for me to no I just like I have I hadn't my family doesn't call me that so oh I see and you consider me family so it was kind of weird yeah I see that makes that drags how you been um so you know how I Dr out of Berkeley to play mind sweeper fulltime yeah Smart Choice yeah it turns out it wasn't actually what so yeah I know you're [ __ ] with me you are [ __ ] with me that didn't work it didn't work out it was weird I thought surely there's no way this could go wrong I can't even imagine how that wouldn't succeed because Minecraft is such a booming industry not Minecraft mind sweeper I'm sorry uh sweeper than you I thought you said Minecraft oh you said mine sweeper oh yeah you're [ __ ] I thought you were going to be a Minecrafter you're going to be huge yeah the community is strong you know us 10 people yeah that's the problem really I I don't know if I've seen another mind sweeper streamer you were the only one um wait let's check on Twitch right now okay oh let's let's see let's see if anyone if you switch your category to mind sweeper you could be the biggest mind sweeper streamer probably in history that would be sick that would be sick mine sweeper there's one person playing to one viewer lisu bisu one is streaming no cam picture of dog that sounds about right so you probably were dominating the category it is not a big enough category I think 36 I know why it's like the best name chi chi CH key what the [ __ ] are you sure that's Korean that's Korean uh this is the red star OS version what is uh what is the red star OS I don't operative operating system oh so this is North Korean operative wait where's just regular mind sweeper uh okay the Mind sweeper category on Twitch is [ __ ] up there's like for some reason there's like 20 different so many of them there's Microsoft mind that's the one we're looking at Microsoft mind sweeper has seven viewers dude the community is booming it's booming dude it's absolutely dominating azreal tez is the sort of the the goat of the category um short stream where I cannot stop playing mind sweeper Lord help that's sick oh turn off the Hades timer uh well yeah I I graduated from UC Berkeley I went back oh did you I got it I got that piece of paper you got the paper let's go Kendrick's in chat um that's awesome congrats unironically that's sick thank you uh and you're probably pretty happy that you went out there in the world and learned about running a mind sweeper stream before finishing like those extra time you spent was worth it invaluable yeah and actually after going back um after my sweeper didn't work out right going back I I actually studied for trivia night tonight cuz I knew it was coming up I mean that's what education is for that is good actually I'm I gota be honest with you I'm not super confident in our team um I don't even know what categ surely who that will pull through the categories are in the VC text chat so if you go into Discord there should be a chat bubble in the VC and if click that it'll be listed there okay I'm gonna go to the there's a chat bubble in the VC they still haven't got it a good name for it but it's been a feature for like two years now psychics is no reason to worry go the knowledge has increased tfold that's true the adult is in the building finally golden here finally someone with a brain and experience and wisdom uh been around seen things seen it all done it all so it's so [ __ ] true he's he always been so wise that psychic yeah he's always been wise that's what we've always said about him old psychic we called him we've always called him old wise psychic man on the hill you know I don't remember anything else we're waiting for hudat and neck to show up well honest thought it was tomorrow and negn is ghosting me I figured it would be us three carrying those two anyway cuz I've never seen NE say anything about anything to be clear to be clear you didn't think I was coming uh oh yeah I didn't think you were coming so only because I didn't think someone so smart would stoop to this level uh but you're still here and that's incredible um and then hudat I've only seen make de's nuts jokes and watch pirated movies so I I don't know unless the category is blank nuts he is all time for that though if there's a Halo category we win yeah a Halo category a like Avatar which movies does Disney Sue over you would have a good one like but outside of that I'm a little I'm a little nervous about our Squad um we'll see I really wait is oh we're playing on cahoot we're playing over cahoot yes I'm sending you guys the way do it the code please don't leak it there's a 50% chance atriarch leaks it here sorry sorry about that DM atriarch I I was doing it I I regret it already uh what DM did you send was this the one of uh uh doing a League of Legends tournament I was like oh he's part of trivia sure why won't you join the Le thing I instantly regretted it I woke up I was like [ __ ] why did I said that I'm such a doofas okay that's not a problem uh the DM after where you sent uh yourself that was odd uh no that's fine I I won't probably play any League of Legends tournament just because I don't even want to play League of Legends but um I did think about playing I heard there was a melee one there was an ACLU melee tournament oh yeah yeah yeah it's you'll see more about it during the event we might have put some spots let's see so I open up cahoot I put in it code then you give yourself a nickname and then you go into the s3k team it's going to be M oh dude you can customize your look this is awesome and I go to the s3k team and I'm I'm at oh sick we're in uh can I show the screen now hey big if check that the code's not showing anywhere I'm not I don't think it is we're in I anymore yeah I need a walk through for cahoot because I don't use [ __ ] cahoot all right I'm an adult man all right all right I'm not still in fourth grade chat you have a caho quiz tomorrow you should get ready for so it's gonna be one question it's going to show up You' be able to read it then it'll give you four options okay now you have to answer quickly to get more points you have to answer correctly to get any points at all okay wait but how does it work with multiple people yeah it does uh so how it works with multiple people is that you have a point total of aund or a thousand each question uh if you get 50% right so half the team gets it wrong half the team gets it right yeah you get it half the amount of points and it's just the average but it's maximum a thousand every question I'm pretty sure that work right now is this a quiz question right now is this like are you doing a math question is this a train how long are the going to be yeah I can't follow what you're saying bro I'm losing you I I it sounds to me like I have to click on the right answer as fast as possible and scream it to my teammates so they do the same thing exactly and there's a tactic that uh other tr teams doing if you are four people and there's we always have four answers uh if you are four people you can just have everyone go on a specified one to at least get a quarter of the points I see oh okay every person like as long as someone gets it right they get like a quarter of that points right right right we can we can just we can if we don't know the answer we can split it up I get it gotcha got I get the theory but we're just always going to know the answer yeah we we only need that I mean you don't need that all right base uh this is sick this Jes what's good thank you for the ra um cool so we're just just missing hudat then and yeah yeah he's on his way he had to update his computer it's going to take let's see what did that was even awake that's crazy it's 8:26 p.m. Pacific no no no he's got a job he's do not disturb earlier but now he's he have a night shift job or what how the [ __ ] is he not awake I then I mean it's just [ __ ] 9 to5 maybe went to bed like you went to bed like right I mean a little early but well it's 10:30 uh yeah it's in Austin okay well then why did sign over trivia who thought it tomorrow so who [ __ ] knows and I asked ni n literally uh yesterday if he's fine for today and he said yeah so I don't know if N9 to five bro all reliable we call him that is what we call him but uh bu will be here eventually so we could started right now if you guys want to wait for it we can clutch I mean I'm not do we get more points if there's less people actually yeah that's the issue it's the average so it's harder to do the four question tactic but you will always be dedicated to 333 Points each instead of okay okay so it's it's it's a bit it's been a debated question in the trivia team fan enjoyers uh because it's like oh well if they are three people do they have an advantage in I I don't know it's I don't think it matters let me um see here uh I need to let you guys know who is on the thing uh I need to do an intro one second I got to mute and let everybody know what we're doing ladies and gentlemen we are now playing cahoot perfect cut screen uh we are now playing leak the code we are now playing Cahoots uh with members of this community it is people from this chat and this community people that make songs in this community from the ACLU I have joined with my favorite tormentors over the years s3k Evan gal psychic uh hudat negn and they will be joining me as we attempt to compete in a battle of the mines with members of this very chat who have all sorted themselves into teams uh like a dozen different teams of four to compete against our team can we come out on top in this mental battle I think it shall be easy I think I'll be able to hard carry my team I just have to Shepherd these these children as I have throughout their entire young adult lives um into the right answer and if there's a question about stupid [ __ ] they'll help me out too yeah hello what's up yo we're all talking about how we're all we're all on time we're all perfectly in four people all on time easy easy Squad mhm easy Squad no difficulties whatsoever and all of us including NE neeg are here right now and's all here right he's just being quiet just all here everyone's ready uh uh wait okay what am I not in the lobby yet yeah you have to get in the lobby goe okay okay no uh it's putting in the code and then adding your username and then you go on to a okay on I I see I remember get neg NE good to hear from you dude say nothing if you regret being annoying in those fall gam games with me those Fall Guys gam I appreciate that brother I appreciate that that is big of you uh have you seen the categories for tonight no I'm going in blind you want to read them out loud it's okay apparently there's Millennials okay gaming frogs nasty series frogs and community but not the TV show like the ACLU Community oh [ __ ] and I don't know if any of you guys have been active I have not so recently um we might have to employ the the Pick Four Str actually carried that category I think there's any of us nothing I should know okay I just quick quick confirmation everyone ready to start right now or is are you not in with that I think think I'm ready I'm I mean my name's on the thing and I got a little pug with a little ice cream on his head all right cool and I think we're ready so uh I'm just telling them we can start okay run it run it run it run it run it run it run it we got this easy clap uh and then during the uh during the questions if there's a question you have an answer you have a question about the question I will be able to answer them and that's my role here I I will be muting now all right sounds good c one Millennials oh [ __ ] oh they videos Millennials hello there you see have CAU me off guard counting all with my friend oh [ __ ] welcome one in all to the atrio trivia night where we will watch atrio battle against 36 of the smartest members of this community oh [ __ ] this is what Atri looked like when he had a full hair regularly trying list I'm trying to listen we also Host movie Nights book club discussions and game like Smash and ballering and now we have Studio a [ __ ] up everyone in this community smash you loyal dear chatter can host your own events twitch YouTube yeah not smash trivia and the server for more information and now without further Ado let's watch atrio get demolished in categories that he should be able you guys are on my team you should stand up is Millennials uh you should stand up for me but then how would I be able to see you you know like got have to look down I Tower over you I Tower over you I you do not there's video evidence this to you got to bring up the picture of you you eating that chipotle crazy that I'm I'm there's questions easy easy easy it's easy okay okay you guys our team cohesion is not that good right now we got to we got to we got to remind each other that we're we're all you know we're all in this together team mhm so crazy you made hudat pay for that chipotle it's not focus on that uh the trap door is that the uh fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffu fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy Ina easy easy easy easy clap it's it's really funny if this is all Harry Potter question I would crush this yeah okay this is Fluffy m nice nice job team Podium that was AUM okay baby let's go baby's middle name Harry [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] J Jam Jam Jam we're in there we're in there we're in there locked in locked inam James Baby James bro named after his dad of course obviously of course Harry James Potter Podium another Podium for the kid for the boy uh okay what is mcgonagal oh it's uh cat C boom that's quick baby quick click quick click quick click hey man nothing for more sick all right which hog Luna oh uh rff right no Ravenclaw thanes or is it Hufflepuff oh no it might be Hufflepuff and we all just [ __ ] up it's hpff bro no we got it no we got it we got it we got it claw damn good call it was Ravenclaw it was Raven claw energy she got the whole of energy you got to carry us here this is your only category uh Bas Fang Bas Fang yes I think I think it was the Fang I think it was the Fang it got to be the Fang I think so yeah that's why her and Ron went down there and then [ __ ] had a two-minute kissing scene okay he rewinded that too many times let's go the on the podium baby oh that's a Podium answer it was the Fang these are all Harry Potter what form did snaves Patron like I don't [ __ ] remember [ __ ] dude uh oh I don't remember this it's not nostr it's not oh it's a dough it's a dough it's a it's a d it's it's after it's after his mom it's after Lily yeah that makes sense we're still in there we're still in there okay all right all right right we're still in we're still on Podium can we get off these Harry Potter questions my Lord this is uh the diadem of something Ravenclaw diadem Bo boom baby that is so crazy nothing cring about that oh man nothing cringe about that dude that's called [Music] knowledge knowledge bro easy um and sorcerer St snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake sake snake of course easy easy one easy one better click the fast you better click it [ __ ] fast okay we're trying to I clicked it fast frame one Fasto frame one frame two actually EV Evan's a professional [ __ ] Mouse a lot of things a lot of things what do you sp spiders that was that really on a real level commitment all right yeah that's true on a real level like being out shown by his older brothers really that's kind of like if you want to get a real answer oh yeah that's really deep uh prison uh uh broom yeah fire the the fireball yes of course bottom right there we go those were too long I had to I was I was reading them just look for the broom bro uh chat on the oh yeah I was looking for it and I had to read to see it you know he didn't send him Fireball whiskey bro incorrect incorrect [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] incorrect he sent him the [ __ ] broom bro what are you [ __ ] talking about this cannot be real I'm tearing this down he s him a goddamn broom that's what he sent him ref was there two brooms on there I'm going to freak out what is this fake fan ass fck my God wait there was he sent him the firebol before in the first one and then he sent him the [ __ ] other broom dude we [ __ ] was there a different broom there two brooms Brom I don't remember what I just clicked instant you made fun of me for reading it oh my God this is [ __ ] up I was on the Rock side of history for once [ __ ] this one creature it's creature cre no it's it's creature yep creature it's creature it is it is it's creature it's creature it's creature that was the last book I read before I got bored or it's wink four was the best book no creature is the one in the other house [ __ ] it's winky the one in serious as I'm going to [ __ ] freak out you guys are making me [ __ ] not Millennial you're making me you're the one that was screaming creature to be clear no behind the piss ponies bro this is a disaster okay guys FOC up Focus up Focus up we got this 40 more Harry Potter questions 40 more Harry Potter lock in what is har oh um I assume Dumbledore bro what am I [ __ ] oh uh oh I think it was Luna yeah lunal and [ __ ] I [ __ ] if it's Neville he's my goat it might be Neville he's kind of the goat doesn't he already know about the r requirement piss I think that was wrong [ __ ] [ __ ] F we're behind truck month bro now we're getting cooked okay everybody we can we can come back we can come back Lally lock the [ __ ] in right here right now lock lock the [ __ ] in double points this is big okay what nickname does Jenny get FLIR [ __ ] [ __ ] miss perfect I'm guessing no isn't it fim oh maybe FL it's FL it's FL it's it's FL it's flim it's flim dude oh oh no all at least we got points okay we're back in F got cou points lock in lock in lock in lock in lock it's okay it's okay just lock in Voldemort we got this we got this of course of course of course Am Lord Voldemort I Am Lord Voldemort yeah I am yep yep yep yep yep got that frame three frame three by me frame two maybe even okay all right all right all right right right right install lock insta lock insta lock insta lock okay we got some points shout out to whoever made this art for the background that was good that was a big 967 we're still 683 points behind truck month [ __ ] we need a [ __ ] slam dunk we need a log in should have been a boomer category man that we would have been doing yeah we would have been we would have been rolling and smoking intermission [ __ ] oh intermission hello Chatters contestants and of course the man himself Evan gal once again my name is Le and I'm here to provide you with some entertainment while we scramble to tally up the score behind the scenes so atrio how's it going old buddy it's going all right some of you may not know this but big a and I go way back wow really do we do you think this is actually Hikaru you don't remember who I am 50% chance don't you remember the countless times we've collaborated over years do count as collab I do know Le I'm sure this I truck I wore my Enron hat to school my favorite teacher also watches streams that's fing crazy is he watching right now give Le peill aing a girls out here probably avoiding homor give an a that's right I'm the guy whose teacher watches your streams and as a matter of fact we just received a video transmission from that very oh my gosh let's take a look hello adri yes it's me what happened with round [ __ ] how do you know dude he's a fellow Millennial round he knows I chok this be kind of confusing so I want to remind you that you're supposed to click the correct okay buddy hope that helps okay bud here there's one more thing I'd like to say I did in fact give Leaf an aid however you Mr Yan mm have earned yourself a PE a PE pee a piss Pony okay what good luck start firing teachers is that is we have a bad educationstem I really hope we have bad education system in this country we have these kids are not being taught right they're not learning real skills P all right what what the [ __ ] is a piss pony that's one of the teams we were behind them uh oh it's um uh cutner cutner right I didn't watch a single house stream I'll be honest I've never caught a house stre in my life I'm actually probably dead wrong it wasn't the final episode I'm dead it's not cutner just Dam it dude do we we need you in you're the only one who watches that [ __ ] I got a lock in but I thought it was like Place dude I'm going for I need to slow down and actually read the question and response okay we got to get it right more important to get it right all right that was the one piece of advice the teacher gave I wasn't listening ah I was too busy making class you know what I'm saying my dog uh oh [ __ ] this is all you guys oh oh oh cuz he got bit he got bit by the great devour boom obvious obvious obvious obvious easy easy easy when are you watching that video by the way oh it's coming up soon any day now all right these questions are [ __ ] raw and real dude this is like real knowledge here I thought we were a shorter stream than the cronis stream look at that we're up we're up one we got that baby all right let's start climbing let's start climbing let's start climbing the ladder yo it's my fault my I wasn't my head was not in the game cuz like 10 minutes ago I was laying on my Snorlax bean bag only underwear thought this was happening on a Wednesday yeah so but my brain I'm locked in now double points double points big one oh [ __ ] it's obviously oh oh no I think it's I think it's Somalia Somalia also gu Somalia but I don't [ __ ] no no we're not doing any of the [ __ ] cringe everyone guess what I know he was racist that's yeah he was racist he said his country agrees was pretty there we go baby huge points for us huge points for us okay uh oh it's um it's the Courtney it's uh coug oh cou space time space time space space time cou town is only Abed it's SpaceTime space time okay ne ne speak up bro wants to hear you I think it is's broke you guys not contributing who choked it who didn't pick SpaceTime who did that who got it who clicked the wrong one [ __ ] who did it who was it come out it was no 75% who did it who who clicked the last one who clicked wrong it's probably who who I guess we'll never know I guess we'll never know unfortunate but whoever it was I'm sure they tried their best I'm sure they tried their best and that's what matters I'm sure they tried their best and if it was and if if they you know took a little bit of time to make sure they clicked on the right thing instead of just maybe if we said the right thing the first time instead of saying the wrong thing first you the wrong thing B I know what this is I see it I know what this is this is uh it's uh Huntington bottom right Huntington Huntington Huntington bro okay I'm locked in now I'm woken up I thought these would be easier and now I realized I need to bring my aame you guys I'm not gonna lie did you Pi my mouse just died and it it it's gone way my mouse died [ __ ] these are where we get our points you [ __ ] oh no guys I just unplugg mying you for that chipot have you don't even have a wireless mouse you just accident Dementia or Alzheimer's oh no I think it's oh [ __ ] it's Dementia or Alzheimer's split I I'll click yeah I'll do alimer I'll do dementia I got dementia it's let's hope it was dementia cuz three of you yeah we got 75% it [Laughter] was [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no don't worry we got this you guys just lock in okay once we're out of the house lock in we just lose and say lock in that's our whole [ __ ] maybe we wouldn't have to say it every time if we just locked the [ __ ] in okay maybe we wouldn't have to say it every time if you didn't unplug your mouse how you plug in your you lock your mouse into your [ __ ] PC oh Dad did your mouse die I'm sorry guys no it's okay I just unplugged it on accident he just made up it didn't even die it's a wired M Let Me Lie let me lie about every once in a while what's wrong with light you can lie every once in a while and it's okay okay bro unplugged on Wired Mouse am to I'm sorry that I'm moving there's a [ __ ] all over my room I was laying in my underwear 5 minutes ago that question bro bro HUD that a small FIB turns into a big chase chase chase chase chase chase indirectly Chase Chase Chase well Chase directly Chase Chase Chas didn't chase directly if it's not Chase I'm going to freak out if it's not Chas we should all start bullying another person it was Chas but someone I mean house indirectly I don't oh my god oh no it should be Chase Chase did it he's the guy that killed do not [ __ ] us here dude okay good good good oh thank God I had full faith in you the whole time hey we're kind of catching up we're catching up we're getting up there and then what is Nia the master oh oh uh water water water water water water water Bo boom boom boom boom boom dude Easy Does It Ninjago questions give me more give more Ninjago he's earning he's earning his keep dude you can upload your mouse if you those what the [ __ ] does this category have to do with frogs I don't know none of it was series frogs it was series frogs okay I should have put a small delay on I think people are [ __ ] did it for you doesn't matter uh Z zaye easy zaye bro dude dude cinema cinema that episode oh my goodness C inside the tree bro with the robot Falcon crazy that's the greatest Twist of all time this is one of the only episodes I've watched and it was truly a masterpiece start to finish mhm uh sure replace our Cub um it is Kevin Harrington okay no it's not Faith oh no what dude dude already put the triggers so brother I could be right I just I I said it too fast it felt right to you can't you can't you can't just say the answer then after every time like it was right it was right it right immediately go it was right bro it was right you're just giving us anxiety for no reason when I just my brain said it was right and then I didn't know he TR I Believe In You Believe In Yourself am uh I'm gonna know this when I see it is it Elijah or Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben she named it after I think her other kids are nam I think she named it after the Spanish teacher maybe she didn't though it's not been I think it's a later kid I don't know I don't know it was been we got it we you doing we're on the podium baby I'm losing my f okay then then then keep the faith brother we're on the podium we're back on the podium baby okay who won the first painball contest oh um wasn't it Jeff Jeff wins Jeff Jeff yeah yeah but he gives it to someone else right wait oh no did he give it to shirle [ __ ] he won the contest he just gives it to he gives the prize if it's surely that's a tech that shouldn't count okay good got there I mean Jeff won it dude he did the [ __ ] the bomb on the chest thing yeah okay yeah all right shout out shout out to bombs I'm saying dude mind sweeper been saying dude all right we's some Podium boys right here we're coming you know the unibomber taught at UC Berkeley shout out to him I I didn't yeah and they named the street after Oppenheimer that's crazy oh next question wait there's multi what is mat new like all that's apply oh oh oh from uh Bionicle it's a planet right is it everything it's a it's aot watch this [ __ ] 8 hour long it's an island and it might be a planet I think it's the I think it's everything but person okay I'm in there that's what I think right I'm down it's definitely a robot and it's definitely a planet I don't think it's a person but I could be [ __ ] if it's a oh my God holy [ __ ] dude it's a person too got it it's fine we're still on the podium it's good we're still on the podium m is a person in a spin-off movie it's a robot and the name of the island that formed over the face of the robot all we have to get all three correct I don't so it's not what you're saying it's not a planet it's everything but everything but a planet a person the very first thing you said kind Wonder Planet dude in in the back of my mind I was like how is it an island and a planet doesn't make sense how does it not become a planet when it's that big in space and Lego B who to who to robot to mat watch the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] think it's ignika or matu I'm gonna go igna bro I'm just gonna someone pick something else I pick igna you pick something else pick something else pick pick TOA something ah [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ] bio the podium on the podium wa know we got you guys we got to lock in cuz if we win these we can go we can go up heavy we can go up heavy we can go up heavy all right let me let me try and dredge my brain up for [ __ ] one day I watched the 9h hour video M uh in house what CRI oh he um stole cars stole cars stole cars car theft theft theft BTO bottom Grand Theft Auto boom boom boom love that game shout out to it Bo Franklin okay boom baby boom boom boom that's Podium money MH give me one more Bionicle I swear to God I [ __ ] bring it back I bring it back in the grave mhm I know maybe just pull up that bionical vid real quick pull up that bionical vid just watch 2x 5x M quick skim get get a get a Chrome extension so you could do like 100x and then yeah pull up the transcript oh gaming gaming frogs you really [ __ ] the bed on that round we pretty good we didn't [ __ ] the bed on any of these we didn't no I didn't none of us did guys we're Team are you a competitive gamer do you you could take your game to even greater levels valer child's game fart am I right guys organized by a highly skilled team with over one month of experience come on over you might just enjoy it is this just an ad this is an ad for the clu valerant squad join in and you can play with friends in the game of valerant um and the only difference between a regular solu game and this is that occasionally someone will say Gizzy hands all right so weed up the score if you would look in the VC text chat I can actually DM you the photo as well a truck that is our current scoreboard and you are on the podium we're Podium we are on the podium we're not that far behind actually love that you want to show that to stream 2,000 points where are we at are we ATD I can't we're third yeah we're third we have 22269 second has 24344 and first has 24466 got it got it understood blunders we lock in we got this we're a good 200 behind I don't want to switch my scenes because I'll just leak the code or something yeah okay yeah probably uh sick [ __ ] [Music] sick who is asent oh it's a Diana yeah but there's two Diana it's di burnwood burnwood burnwood i' be burning wood right now what I remember that bur it's a fire hazard call me Diana cuz I burn wood what do you mean by that exactly you'll get it when you're older when you're as old as psychic is you'll get it yeah why so I have to go back I feel like HUD is the baby now psychic's like 35 brother I am 64 I am I am 6'4 I cannot be the baby dude this is the The Watcher I believe yes yes uh The Watcher was shout out to watching I prefer doing but I guess watching yeah okay I was I was I was about to do a yo mama joke but I respect Tracy too much that's really nice of you yeah that's good so I just laughed really loud and then said it after so I the joke could still be you in the ather didn't really let her off the hook there uh okay double pointers what is number does Agent 47 have under his bar Cod tattoo hold up why the [ __ ] would we how the [ __ ] am I gonna know this lock I'm picking blue I'm picking blue I think it's yellow or red I don't know yellow I'm going yellow something about yellow felt right to me yellow's a nice fellow this is double points [ __ ] what was it it green only one no one [ __ ] dude that's a [ __ ] question that's why you all go in one each fake fan dude fake fan what are the names of The Targets in Paris oh it's um it's uh bottom left Victor yeah do they were in Paris amen they were in Paris if you asked me who's in Paris that's who it was Victor novakov that's I don't like that song it's not good um hit man in Paris by NE TM in no that one's fire that one's heat dude that's what by psychic all right we're still we got to start making up points though like right here let's just get a perfect score perfect here we go what how do you God I don't know this one what is this one [ __ ] uh top right yeah could say out loud though bro you never know okay we got it we're still on that Podium we're still on that Podium what is the basic price of a dart monkey I 215 215 okay baby you're right you're crazy it's 215 I have played this game way too much I play this game too I didn't [ __ ] memorize I just looked at the I bought it Evans got us locked in there uh 215 off memory that's crazy that should get us some points no one should know that [ __ ] I mean Dart monkey's the goat yes yes there we go baby I was like damn I can't believe you just you just know the price of a dart monkey that one locked in bro you great game to play M sweeper and you got the [ __ ] price of a dart monkey on memory you should you know the price or rent bro uh what is it exposive it's explosive and purple is D I see no purple is Magic damn tell him tell them damn we having EV gal for a Bloon thing is cheating dude it's like having Einstein for a physics quiz I'm feels safe uh big big big which arthan had more fingers than usual in outer Wilds which arthan had more fingers than usual which hearon had more fingers than usual I have should we just spread out yeah I'll go green I'm green green green Green okay Atri you're yellow I picked wa how wait how does it work why did I I didn't spread out I didn't click yellow you I thought I knew what it was bro I thought I knew what the answer was so I [ __ ] it's it's EDH it's EDH Elder Dragon Highlander uh okay nerd I'm I played magic with you at Genesis you were there I was having sex at Genesis I didn't I didn't play any gross uh I did not play any magic I don't know what you're talking about when did you get on the magic kick you've been addicted lately I've Dr battle actually got me addicted that's DOC for you he's damn I I didn't click Ryback uh which of these is not one of the power should be able to do this we'll know it when we see it right we'll know it when we see it um ancestral recall right or manry no manry manry yeah [Music] okay did Paper Mario Day happen yet bro don't when's I'm being serious when is it no happened yet bro I don't know that it needs to happen necessarily uh I mean you can't stop if we don't bring it up let me know one don't even think about it in Red Rising the red interclass Le make what is this element oh I need to bring back my memory for this um it is helium 3 no I don't knowa Caffe helium it's not CA was caffeine bini I guessed helium 3 but I don't know that I [ __ ] remember the element that I read it like two months ago surely I yeah you're a little more fresh yeah okay let's go who didn't click it who didn't click it hudat said it's Binum very confidently despite not having read it so uh Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff jig jiggly [Music] jiggly dude just the thing is I'm sorry to say this but I feel like some of the competitors are watching this stream and then I said Jilly puff and they go oh [ __ ] I was going to pick Fox and they click Jilly puff yeah that's what I feel is happening all right I feel like my my honorable win is getting [ __ ] torched true well the thing is we win we get to say that we destroyed them even though if lose complain about that you're right never our fault it's um Pinocchio oh hit the spell it right oh [ __ ] it's pin pin top it's yellow it's yellow y yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yeah baby Timothy sham you son GE I haven't seen it yet you haven't seen it I'm fake I'm fake dude I haven't seen it talking about it I haven't seen it and too busy rewatching Harry Potter and then getting the quest questions wrong in a standard game of leag of Legend 20 minutes is 15 used to be 20 used to be 20 for the real fans used to be 20 bro Surrender at 20 that's what we used to say it's ff15 man uh that's for the cringe new kids young youthful maybe anyone who plays what is the price of one la damn bro you tell him damn bro I used to have a friend that would play League of Legends and he wouldn't buy any starting items cuz he's like I want to buy a BF sword quicker he would play Mal fight top he wouldn't buy any item still he had 1,500 gold and you'd buy one how that work out for him yeah he lost every game it was very frustrating to play with was very frustrating to play with but he always talked about it like he was ahead of the meta [Music] was your friend Faker that that guy was faker turned did it his way hey everybody just want to use ination to show you um some quick valerant gameplay I don't want to watch valerant gameplay first round pushing through mid here uh might get a pretty nice flank oh C2 take down the first jet hit the second just miss out go for the second Overhill get that Overhill and Pistol around pretty crazy it was cra they have a ghost just going to take advantage of that as it is going to run out soon peeking around see if I fall planting so WRA around to him in a second just got to check out M how much money you think he spend on beautiful awesome Source knife hope you agree just snooping back around now this guy's future kids are going hungry going to be diffusing nice got and spawn obiously mhm spoted two take down dead log damn easy easy damn anyway uh enjoy this [Applause] trailer [ __ ] now is he going to go for a low percentage kill no fre snacks knocked him out taking his shirt off shch in the Crowd Oh and we're second place huge dude big big big we got this come through on this last guy AC you melee wait where are you seeing that we're in second place it's in the the text chat we're climbing we're climbing the ladder of success one thousand points behind I'm going to lose I don't know any of this [ __ ] wait uh which of these is uh I think it's yellow I'm swear to God I think it's yellow on your life it's yellow on your life on my life I think I think that's actual music that he's made all right damn if I'm right I'm going to feel like such a good friend and if I'm wrong I'm going to quit yes dude okay baby I listen to that on my own I his YouTube channel listen to his music on my own how about that which of these music produce the song vaud frog oh easy easy I don't cmk bottom yep yellow nice nice dude we get some Phineas J related questions I'm like like you know we need to go back we need to dig for me give me some give need some deep Cuts deep cutsom what did fineas CH to get mod uh what was Adam sailor's movie acting debut oh the [ __ ] is Adam Sandler a Community member I you ain't seen him around I think it's it's it's it's one of the red blue or yellow on a split I'm going to go Blue I'll go yellow I think it's not I think it's yellow or blue yellow or blue okay I'm going yellow I'll go red just in case no it's not red it was me I was correct no I was correct why I was incorrect you're right it was red what the [ __ ] I'm glad you clicked that how fast did a trck finish super 19 minutes 19 minutes baby 19 [ __ ] minutes you know what I remember that [ __ ] what happened in 2020 I have no [ __ ] clue though have no clue what happened in 2020 I have no idea all I remember at Monkey Ball in 19 minutes one thing the test of time from that era mhm damn what a what a time period what's funny is I think I remember it was like 17 minutes but yeah no it was it was like 12 or something you called it Atri 19 because of Co initially offer when making his acquisition offered a 44 oh 40 or 44 4 one of the two I think it's 444 billion that sounds right they' have it'd be insane to have 44 on there and when everything else is like divisible by five was 44 yeah yes easy nice you should join jazz band thanks man I'm thinking about it think about going to a high school and joining jazz band as a you can start your own I don't know uh T yeah tuu right that was quick I quicked it fast I might gota I might have got plus 972 how long was oh uh long time bro like 32 wait 25 years it's 32 or 25 I'm 25 all in one we need the points [ __ ] that'd be kind of crazy though I think it's 25 I'm click 25 I got 32 I think it's 32 25 it was 25 Dam you [ __ ] ruined it man listen to your brain damn dude I I all right oh I could probably get this um [ __ ] um high power I think high power yeah high power I mean I don't high power high power high power that's early early Kendrick that makes sense jcole I hope I'm right yeah all right DNA goes hard though I got I got I got all right what's the name of this cat owned by Napal it's I he just told me I um [ __ ] he just told you this is on you it's it's Sally s okay insane insane did he just go into everyone's VC and tell them or what what is how are we supposed to it's an emot in the server apparently oh okay that's funny important question I hope we're close right we got to be coming in on on no we've been doing pretty good in this round I think we're coming we're coming well sure fine jeler jer jer chicken or Jer chicken oh wait what O It's both there I went jeler no wait it could be chicken walk I'll I'll do chicken walk no no no it's fine because you can just say that they're wrong if it's a different true I actually I don't know what it was jeler it was jer jer yeah but I think her actual favorite is chicken walk ah I guess we need an extra 10,000 points we're going to bring her in here if we lose I'm going to bring her in here and ask her with a point blank which one she prefers and I think we win by default I think it's actually chicken walk if if it's chicken walk they we win yeah we win by default bro and they give us a million dollars each yes I'm sure double points what store did Big chalupa surprisingly have in his local town oh he had a the [ __ ] what is happening uh it it was a blockbuster I think right or something like that I think sure I think it's I just want to point out surprisingly is spelled wrong so I think this question should be invalidated Blockbuster he like he called into the stream and said he could go to a nearby Blockbuster or something okay there we go big points baby um huh Jo might it was I think we I think we locked in uh Big Willie wasn't it drop spindle No Big Willie yeah drops spindle is like anointed but yeah yeah big is voted people can't name the vice president but can name the president of the [Laughter] ACLU arguably more important arguably more important dude uh who created drle it's either drop spindle or Mouse I think it's Mouse it's Mouse yeah drop spindle bought it off mouse for $15 yes yes a great acquisition top 10 business got to update that update that update that video make a new one holy [ __ ] that is lore that is we're we're climbing dude and we're rhyming on God that one didn't rhyme yeah you should have had a third rhyme perfect timing there we go there we go okay suspiciously silent really waiting on one more r oh [ __ ] come on bro thank so [ __ ] uh can we get the next question going or oh no he pisses on people's music what I don't split him up I go red I go green I don't think it's confuzzled I don't think it's uneasy okay then it's split yellow and green EAS or Javid yeah I'm doing Javid Javid Javid I'll go Green jid [ __ ] how get wrong dude it was probably it was an easy flame it is UN easy flame music he literally pisses on what does that mean yeah what so jvid made a song the song reminded him of pissing so he added bucket pouring water into it over the that's that's awesome what is atrio always okay so it's all of these um they're not going to count Mo on wait's the time from your mouth are you Latino or yes am I am an honorary Latino but I don't know that I would you answer yes or no it's really a tough question partially correct oh it was Latino it was all of them yeah they try to get [Music] me human error Infinity on distant [Music] planet J is actually so craing in the crowd in the tournament see J be in tournament this was the one from last year they showing a with [Music] seconds this corner so no he can do it kill and are you kidding me can we add Halo 3 Swap to this head head probably not OverWatch he the most fun game to [Music] watch oh my God that was J from yeah I got dude where the [ __ ] is fortnite bro what is this [ __ ] it's coming it's coming up next the fire do it a little fortnite action yes yes the summer of tournaments that's pretty wicked all six games if you play any of those join the AC Discord gaming gaming oh edited by adish damn he's guy cranked out nine Clips in the past nine days and did this uh drum roll Victory come on team sh here we come victory victory come on baby no but still hey hey on the podium Podium baby Podium baby you you know what they say first is the worst second is the best they do say that they do say that that's what they say intellectual giant that's not bad all right let me bring Ari in here and ask her a question yeah very important it is important because we do get first place you could also ask her uh where her team placed hey B what um is your favorite emote chicken walk or jeler this is very famously jeler you're fake man we you don't know your own wife know your own wife but you love chicken the other way around man cuz you're like chicken walk you know like yeah what can't spin can I not going to be like bab but you're always chicken walking I'm not only when something swag happens yeah chicken walk no like chicken is very situational and Jer as opposed to jeler yeah jer's multi-purpose what is jeler multi-purpose what do you use Jo use for whatever you want this is embarrassing for man multip in never makes sense what fish it is it's not Universal Chicken Walk is more you it's not can you put chicken walk when when you're doing marketing fail I can't put a Jer when I do a marketing failure you can't CU it's like whoa marketing fa what I'm saying or now no I don't really get how does your team do apparently you were competing yeah I was fourth place that's what I just found I did not carry at all it wait Did AR's team win well good job good good competition yeah that was good good job I'm surprised you got so high yeah well the team was pretty good they knew a lot of the bionical stuff that really came in clutch that's crazy okay cool uh all right good game see nice fourth place Loser yeah that's quite the Los not really chicken walking out of here like the losing guess you can joler out of here yeah I'm not doing either because it's not applying all right well what up team how are we you [ __ ] us man yeah it was all that's all on you no we wouldn't how how much did we lose by we wouldn't on one yeah actually that's importantes you have oh we lost by like 4,000 points yeah we that was it we would have won fish won no we lost by 4K dude we were we were cooked although I probably could have taken it more seriously in the first round I think I could have done we could have had a lot more points coming out of Harry Potter if we slowed down and read the question say we run it back we win all my life back same questions let's run it back yeah run it back same questions same questions there's click speed clicked we got it yeah Evans training cck speed uh do you guys want me to ban every other team too yes please that would be nice just and then we win that'd be sick and then we get the uh well good job who was the winning team what was their team name uh CS team and they are the goats they've won like six trios CS team okay sure you guys can win because you live in CST fine dude good for you uh nothing to do a play [ __ ] trivia all right well in that case I do think we should do this again sometime this is really fun um I would really be down and I think I might enter the melee tournament because that looks fun too I haven't played in a minute and I assume it's pretty uh all right well what do you guys think we did pretty I think we did pretty good unironically I think we did good I think we locked in there yeah we did lock in actually eventually after your speech I think it was the neg ne diff the neg dude really cled he really was the MVP shout out to negn shout out to negn dude he kept quiet he focused in didn't say a word and just locked locked in head down grinding dude he was just in there that difference think that was too short too long uh I could have gone 40 more hours of yeah I agree you could have G more [Music] hours doesn't have the attention man so well I it down more rounds for next time we'll do it again yeah but next time cater all the categories specifically for me so I'm talking Star Wars Avatar hell yeah send me a list of everything you know who that and yes 100 Kung Fu Panda questions you can make questions to HUD that that way you know them all I can make the questions too yes dude this is all making so much sense is it this Star Wars or Legend Star Wars nerd nerd I don't care either you can't say Star Wars and call him a nerd I am a nerd I I I uh take it with a a can of Pride a can um if we're I've been working seven days make sure common English phrases get cooked no I think it's the thing they say in Texas it's a Texas thing Texas thing I see yeah please give me more than a week's heads up next time because we were cooked we all right one month we'll do this again one month one month the return of AC make it like I'm gonna make it like 150 questions you guys are not ready for this crazy bro I'm excited let's go baby uh thanks for running thanks for running this thing uhor Leaf thanks for all you've done and everyone else involved in this and uh site blue and uh we have mango mango who didn't mango the smash player of course sh mango thank you mango wrote 50 questions then smash the [ __ ] uh and Matt did the valerant inter did you say he smashed a batty a Natty light of course I was like he's got a kid he's um all right uh and thank you to s3k for the reuniting for this team for this Avengers reuniting to take down everyone but the Champions it's like it's like if we killed all the yeah they Thanos in the first movie yeah they didn't you're right you're right about that it's Infinity War make that one of the questions true uh I'm going to go back to losing my [ __ ] mind at Hades for six more hours but uh appreciate you get it tonight I better I better get it tonight I believe in you boys peace nuts peace peace peace peace peace peace say well said well said bro well said that was s3k in the ACLU [Applause] chat pretty fun pretty fun pretty fun pretty good quiz show I enjoyed it uh if want to be a part of community events like that go join the ACLU Discord it's a blast um we did good we did better than I thought unironically I thought we were going to be last place screaming at each other apparently we know a thing or two about this community Now ladies and gentlemen if you are here for trivia I appreciate you I am doing one last run of Hades I'm I'm broken I'm beaten but I must finish this game one last run one last run one last run but um I was going to finish this off let's see what I get marketing Wednesday if I finish Hades tonight that would seem to be a good opportunity oh [ __ ] does this sound way too loud to any of y'all timer oh true that true true true true you true damn you're right that's not it that's not it that's definitely not it oh where's the timer there it is resume 19 hours and 21 minutes of the grind this is is truly the grind set the game released yesterday the game released yesterday bro bergy still alive proof uh that was really fun shout out to the community for making insane [ __ ] like that and by the way that Discord is always active it's crazy if you want to just join a Discord and talk about any sort of random [ __ ] with people around your interests it's uh it's pretty good I always people in the in the VC they're watching pirated movies a lot the Minecraft SMP is nice yeah I visited it I wouldn't say it was nice I would say it was degenerate but boom Olympus calls all right Sprint cast whatever give me that Moss give me that green give me that herb give me that sticky icky all right all the pylons are open which means I get to now enter this well a what is this lome Dusty path from the necropolis exhibits much of the Decay we'll find you where am I oh I get a oh that's how I get a cloud wait that's how I get a cloud thatman a fire that makes so much more sense uh this I guess getting warmer let fish I'm fishing [Music] wait the Trap is set mine I got to R tched it I practiced that because AR's been playing on the couch couch and whenever she needs to fish she hands me the controller she's like she gets too nervous she's like can you fish for me so I've been I've been practicing D I've been playing the [ __ ] fish uh you've come to Aid me even here Lord Kon though I imagine not even you can travel much farther I won't forget your why did you get rid of the big OTE cuz we're refreshing everything should be refreshed we're getting new emotes new everything you frighten my sheep that's a real no no I apologize for my transgression cyclop the cyclopian shepher for the inconvenience all you pay the punishments getting eaten alive by me sorry I don't make the rules yikes that seems unusually strict there's no use following only kitten I do make the rules and I get real tired only eating sheep all right I know who you are you ow ow bro is bro is big jumping time for seconds what is he is he eating a sheep but he's healing up keep you busy where' you go Focus up not now ow ow dude all this area of effect is [Music] crazy oh my God oh my God shouldn't have done that uh he's at half I think I can beat him if I stop [ __ ] footing around Dam [Music] oh [ __ ] damn the listen [Music] that that does a lot of damage oh god oh oh oh what the I'll make this count where are you I see you ow [Music] yes wait I actually clutched I thought for sure I was going to lose all that nice that was a first try that was the first try when I wasted all my [ __ ] thinking I wouldn't even fight nice with a weird Boon combo too now I got some wool anything here that's boss one yeah I just wanted some wool um must be where polyus lives so there's like a whole second game above ground this is crazy uh this has already been used right or have I have I used this yet I have right I don't even see my Des finances how do I see if I've used this isn't there a thing usually oh it's here uh in that case I guess just give me give me more that one esta aha Rift of thessaly scuttled ship this is crazy there's like a literal whole of their game up here there's so much stuff in there I've been playing for 19 hours and I'm just discovering there's there's a whole separate Hades one warships risen from the depths all headed for Olympus that's that's pretty awesome that's honestly it's got to Gat most games are over by now this is Early Access this must have been the closest ship I'll take it that strange wheel strange oh I can turn towards what I want uh I guess I want Hearts bearing set uhoh this build kind of sucks I'm not looking forward to fighting it any longer I want to I want to die and start over un ironically I would like to start over me he would I feel like axe would go crazy for top yeah I would love to try the Aphrodite axe build up here I think it only sucked against uh Kronos but like it would [ __ ] up that no shs ow I think oh I'm dead oh fine fine I wanted to die anyway I wanted to die [Music] anyway still feel a bit seasick from that I'm getting the impression that the sailor's life is not for me what a cute frogue what's going on hey where have you been you I was up top must be the C exciting I was right here the whole time hello and there she is shouldn't you be princess thank the fates your well oh great got aots what's to tell they're siblings huh that's interesting she's right well this truly to pass did I get any of this I got this nice I got this nice I got this nice all right I'm cooking let me cook this should work summon a colony of bats I don't have any of this [ __ ] but it's fine shop oh I can sell things isn't selling is that what I'm doing oh I thought I was buying Omega W this is me selling is that all a roach is good for you were always selling yeah I feel like I was always selling godess I thought I was buying that [ __ ] every time kep selling my flowers yeah how the surface still warm and welcome it was Dreadful it was all right the city well that all sounds entirely unfortunate blind sight he is uh new [ __ ] new [ __ ] new [ __ ] wait so now I have a a sheep's wool right wait I don't I thought I got one sheep's wool don't have enough am I smoking that reef reef I legitimately thought I had that sheep's wool and now you're telling me I don't which is just crazy I got one but it says I have zero unless I'm looking at a different item M dust dust and wool are different and that's therein lies the rub as the bar would say Okay therein lies the rub I also need Z sand and a golden apple axe again CL champ do I do a top side run with the axe and then try to no you know what I guess I have to beat the top side too right like I I wouldn't consider myself having beaten it if I didn't beat the top side How fa your recent surface sea Journey tranquil didn't tranqu damn it which one I guess the important thing is to beat Kronos I don't know that's stalling I just like I want to play top side too [Music] um how about this I'm going to play one more run toop with the axe then the weapon changes and whatever it is I use that to beat bottom that sounds good to me do I need what do I need to level up I need like how does fish help me I feel like I just need a mining this way this time the crest of the queen oh what this is new the family stands United in our cause in the name of Hades Olympus what is this dude how am I how am I getting new Gods at 19 hours it wait that's [ __ ] swag demonstrated your res to us then i' take your attacks deal more damage and inflict hitch what is Hitch they take 30% of damage deal to other foes interesting your Sprint inflicts hitch which spreads to other folks when you run out of Mana Prime to restore all magic um kind of useless I guess I'll just try I just this is kind of whack this is kind of whack cuz it's only base level all right [ __ ] it I just want to find out what hitch is let's just find out what hitch is I'm actually really shocked bro that there's this much content this whole second area is like a real surprise to me it's not like a little thing it's like a whole secret game like this could have been the game you're not supposed to be up here I am don't think your dad's permitted back up to specials for scorch your cast destroys range shots your cast reply inflicts Scorch fired up I will Scorch Scorch these fools heading in you what you're the help oh that's rich friendly would of advice sister stay out of my bloody way herac is in this game scooped until whomever sent you that I work alone your threat is duly noted son of Zeus I'm headed for the Docks but understand this City's wait that's so sick turn back this town is dead and doesn't let the living pass I'm daughter of Hades the V shall answer to me like but remember you were warned the mightiest of men about this advised it advised uh okay give me a boss champion of Kronos that Pyon powering the barrier out there ow ow I icky yucky Dam it your soul be CH I just want to Mya Boon anyway Mya thing one at a time is how sister perhaps we shall have to burn the old world down and start a new I got a Duo already well how do you get a Duo on yourself second Boon is it even possible uh that's crazy when you Channel your special moves repeatedly inflict Scorch so interesting flame of the hethon destroyed that seems lowy bad that's lowkey not very good [Music] Uh something's changed the barrier's weakening [Music] [Music] oh I just need to die I just need to die I'm actually just left clicking what we get we already did this one this is new going do it it's rather heavy still I guess I could try this special can try to [ __ ] with the special what is this that's kind of good [Music] how does this work does it block everything interesting it's like a shield but I don't know what it covers almost no not very good return to Shadow [Music] now yeah but it's not doesn't seem like a very good block or like very timing dependent unlike the shield where you can just hold it remember the name Heracles oh my God just half cot her over the surface Slayer of the Nan lion and so on not really but I hear the other Shades go on and on about him every now and then why you ask I encountered him he's as big as they say that much is sure he has such a story well you thought wrong my friend mhm Moonlight guide you mhm can I start getting some um be well I don't need any of this stuff Nemesis must have a head start let's see any seeds [ __ ] it let's go fight Kronos bro I'm not I don't I don't need this [ __ ] what say the cards this eve unless I have any new thought I had more just need 20 and I could add one point what would I do what would I do with one more point of cards I guess I could drop um I don't know what I could do make my Sprint faster I lack the grasp for this could make my Sprint faster I could I don't know I don't know I guess I could see if I can go buy some dust go buy some M dust then upgrade some of this [Music] [ __ ] better Dodge chance or something let's get some dust let's get some dust just checking up on you this one denied oh I'm already out unless I sell this roach I've never realized oh I have two more o I have two more so I could drop drop drop drop drop in the spot damn I want this one so bad I want this more than anything right here the Epic [Music] Boons 20% damage on casts that could be good I can't quite grasp this one I can't grasp that one really okay I need to drop a drop a three for a two I don't know I don't know don't think I can do this the lovers I just upgraded that for no reason [Music] origination what's the last one six set forth each night with one chance to turn any minor find into a major find that's really good that cost six though this is beyond my grasp I don't know no use I have one more Point how do I want to use it I guess just that oh but then I lose this and I lose my chance at a Duo boom which is too good to pass up damn bro they really know how to get you this is what I need I need to just what if I didn't care about this Mana [ __ ] imagine that's five I just dropped that like it's hot and then I can get anything I can get I could get 200 gold I could get I could get a bunch of stuff bro have the Duos been good anyway I think just wanting I want to see more Duo Boons you know just in general origination that's not bad you got to curse them though how does the card mechanism work it's like it's like the mirror I guess from Hades 1 if you played that it's like the mirror you get to upgrade yourself in between um is it really 954 all right one more run I got to go to bed one more run let's just The Boatman I'm let's drop The Boatman let's get 200 gold and let's I can't there's nothing else to add I don't know what to tell unless I could get oh could make my cast better this is a huge cast yeah all right [ __ ] it or 21 I I don't I don't the Swift Runner I is really really trying to keep it py okay oh oh you guys can't see what I'm covering I see I see I see I see Revol all right uh a gun Run This Night Calls for uh a Hestia gun run or a hesus gun run the split gun was bad but I just I need to have a ranged weapon for Kronos and that's on jaw so it could be someone else doesn't have to be a fesus could be hesa could be Deiter could be [ __ ] posidon if it comes down to it all let's send it [ __ ] it want more then all right big run big run big run you're attack create a blast this is terrible with this gun wait these are all pretty bad I just realized like this is only good on this is only good on these aren't really good bro I could just take it such strength do a cheeky early reset let's see if I hit anything else if I hit a hammer I feel like you got to see what your first Hammer is cuz hammers change everything no you don't what's good Drizzy Aaron just part of my insane uh no life grind of Hades too over the past few days some coins is Hades better mouse keyboard or controller um people say controller but it's I think it's good with both I think the range weapons are better with keyboard besid besid oh [Music] quiet all this uh Omega cast immediately detonates Spirit Bubble at the start of each encounter your attacks and specials are stronger for 10 seconds it's kind of hype for Speed I'm just going to take it a wave of power it's kind of hype just for Speed denied side again some kind of crazy ass Poseidon build I will say this gun is this gun is wrong but it's too loud it's too loud it's too loud but picking up the things is annoying it's just not a good time to pick it up your Sprint does damage on impact and knocks foes away sunken treasure it's healing I don't want that the ocean's Fury sting away walk with the gun could go crazy the the Bonk only worked with heroic hesus cuz it's a huge amount of damageable this is good this is good early f won't mind when I came in here yesterday and you were at two hours I thought it was a speedrun I was right we're on world record Pace as you can see this is a world record run so far no mistakes uh still green splits but stalker we will see if that changes until we meet again not bad Olympus I accept this message specials hit foes with a splash after you strike foes with your weapon a spirit bubble strength of the sea um if if I can get some kind of Poseidon Duo Boon that does damage on knockback like Zeus used to then I have a really sick build actually cuz knocking someone into a wall does insane damage she is chaos oh yeah sorry no megas forgot it deals no damage Hold on Sister arus so what do you mean close shoving in the walls like he does a lot of damage I feel like the Hades one speedrun is like just spamming wall [Music] smashes incoming surprise is like batro yeah it is in that it's like a Rog like kind of thing where you're trying to get combos yeah 100% it is like that it's like SP or batro you all right gift you do know we have Barrel I think it's harder than Hades 1 um in terms of the final boss which where I've been stuck but I think some of the bosses are easier I can often depend on sister SEL and again like I said I I think I wasn't playing right yesterday and I'm playing more correct with my Q today uh follow your [Music] cast okay not really good with what I have support fire is fine I guess it adds up um this only works if I get a crit this only works if I get a crit I don't know I guess I take this just because none of these work together I have to get another crit somewhere else all right I'm on out of shells oh [ __ ] [Music] ashes is it marked 100% crit chance uh is it you could be right now that you're on your grind do you hear the rift calling you no bro I don't hear the rift calling me I want to grind a beautiful Rog light game that is a sequel to a game I love not a game that took years of my life the final reinforcements kame doesn't have Fizz I do wish more games had Fizz I can't argue with that faster attacks okay she awaits uh this build sucks enough sister good Flames burn no shells shades on your side oh ow I think I should reset for the culture on ironically oh this this build is no good and we're going to have to force it down made for but I think you lose your [ __ ] if you reset like I think all the little things I got I don't get to keep just die then all right kill me not finished you with that all right new run new run new run new run still can fight why isn't he dodging consider the mistakes you made melen head mistress ready for more I learned what happened to the fates Lord moros or rather how Kronos discovered where they were mhm oh that is a lot of information to take in and I'm take it in I will you're taking all this better you seeing me take it in I will to the knowledge of Almighty G what is this the void whoa what is this as anent chaos beckoned me to say G okay I shall obey let's actually [ __ ] try so let's do some why are you skipping dialogue is done I already skipped plenty of dialogue I don't want to spoil it for people anyway who just want to watch for the win and I'm going to watch it when AR plays and I like doing this story with her so if I have to rewatch the game anyway I might as well just skip the dialogue it's a genius plan plus I've already been playing for 20 hours so rather than try to interpret the dialogue I just get some grind on and get the dub that I'm looking for yes Lord Kon the shipments arrived Moon dust I want more Moon dust I want some [ __ ] Moon dust give my ass dude my moondust loving ass could not be left alone with a pile of moondust what sorcery has touched something like this my alar if you have a lot of moondust don't leave it with me bro don't say hey can you watch my moon dust cuz I I will take that [ __ ] I will snatch that [ __ ] right up that's just me though not now I have 100 I need 100 more 100 more grasped that's Omega cast [ __ ] that [ __ ] that and [ __ ] that give me the 200 gold baby give me the 200 gold prepared all right what is this infinite possibilities you can now see into the pitch black stone revealing chaos trials that influence reality as you know it you clear chaos trials to earn Stardust used in The Cauldron to brew powerful resources to let you unlock this is a [ __ ] mobile game bro I got to do chaos trials to get Stardust to put in The Cauldron to brew resources to unlock the potential of Arcana cards beware the eyes the more red you see the the C some kind of [ __ ] challenge mode arabus with the witch staff oceanis with the Stellar blades a okay the trial of salt I see what needs to be done [ __ ] it the pitch black stone transported me can this be done see the tile oh I get a random load out oh that's actually kind of sick okay uh um oh I got crashing wave attack to knock people away Sprint to knock people away cool well this is cool to see new builds what' you get off to the forge of the heavens should have rarified it but taking a lot of damage you always backstab with that that's kind of Swag I don't know what you did any minor finds and gold are worth 100% more uh I'm only going to do one shop right all right oh Lord ow I don't have any yet to find so I actually have to win this uh my silver I actually have to win this you again how do you beat the trial I think I just have to beat the boss like the skilla one remains have I put in 20 hours already I have I have put in 20 hours already let's try it in two days oh Hammer [Music] yeah Fountain chamber your specials deal damage and bounce okay your special uses less and you panel it much faster okay um I'll do that cuz I just want to get it off The Faded list why can't I [Music] die that's sick wait I you I I haven't really been using this is the auto lock on dash interesting I guess is it sick I'm not sure like it doesn't do as much damage as I thought when you hit him in the walls oh Olympus I accept this message uh the tides come in Fus volcanic strike not as good you're attack and special for each rock you have I have one rock that's not good uh damn that's not good at all [ __ ] it [ __ ] it Shield it up it's a Pity I picked so many stupid things but I just have to beat this and I get Stardust for some whatever that does hello so tell me lady the great te is there a way to know like when my aestus thing is up does anyone know that is there anyone know the cool down [Music] like I'm just doing it but if there was a visual [Applause] [Music] indicator just count you want me to do this 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 4 5 six that doesn't seem like a good idea bro [Music] [Music] my down down [Music] [Music] bre I'm actually not doing much damage at all [Music] I have a knock bu I can't knock him back yeah I mean you're you're getting it for sure oh my God [Music] [Music] oh get up get up no I'm kind of low I do not want to lose this oh no oh no okay last one last [Music] one no no no no no no no no no thank god oh thank God bro oh [ __ ] a narrow Victory but still I almost [ __ ] lost that I had no death defin I think uh okay Stardust so now I got a stardust what does that do for me return to Shadow now oh it just the cool down on the left that's helpful chaos trial check fun but what do I there you are I don't want to talk to you the fated list of Minor prophecies chaos must have a greater plan regained your strength I see yeah I did what's this give me Moon dust Moon dust it's huge so huge to get that for me take another Moon dust while we're at it Nemesis on break I guess you have this uh I can't plant anything I can't upgrade this I need 100 more okay he wants me to use the [ __ ] gun again no no wait I'm not using the gun I'm using this we're going to use the torch build we're going to do the Statue of Liberty build and we're going to beat [ __ ] Kronos it's Statue of Liberty ideally a bonk build uh way she returns ideally a bon Guild see here what is this I cleared these what what when I say info oh it's using The Cauldron okay just real quick what does that do for me what does that do for me like why can't I do this oh let me see so I have I need Ash and I can make another Shadow and then if I have Cinder and Shadow I can make five oh that's interesting so I just need a little bit of Ash interesting can I sell something and buy some ash sell a death cap buy an ash buy an ash go back here I need four more Ash hail broker fair trade more ashes all have 30 Ash check top recipe oh what is this [ __ ] aspects of night and dark if I have five bronze and one Nightshade oh I get to upgrade my [ __ ] weapons wait that's awesome oh I need this so bad I need this so bad okay I need this bad so oh my God then I can get even cooler [ __ ] okay so I just need more bronze more bronze one night shade easy and I'm GNA pee and I'm GNA come back and I'm gonna beat this game I'm gonna pee and beat this game oh okay how's everybody doing how are you how are you vibing how are you feeling you're doing good how's your night going all right you just chilling you're vibing I'm tired I need to clean what do you mean you need to clean someone coming over or something why you got to clean ready to see the dub me as well not that I'm not enjoying this game I actually really am but I would like to beat this Kronos so I can play it at my own pace on my own time probably Offline that pitch all goals are it's cooking still okay that's going to cook so I think we pick up hesus and I mean I'm also down to do a burn build with the attack on the Torches if the Torches shot Scorch right wouldn't that wouldn't that be unreal I feel like I just can't I can't picture it not being good um but I want to do the Bonk build I honestly want to do Bonk so might best let's get it no holding I draw you down no healing healing healing healing healing healing now dude I don't get healing at all anymore um all right we'll do the super beam I guess lunar R my life is your the problem with the Torches is they're so unreal weak until you get some kind of item when are you going to see your BBL Drizzy cover not sure I'll be what we get say yours Benedict bones some bones I got some bones oh a hammer or a oh dude I did wash my hands quack thank you for asking they wonder that every time so maybe you didn't need to bring it up I go [Music] hammer this is the fault St the streets you know how it goes I know how it goes crushing Comet this is interesting this is interesting I mean I could do a channel attack build that is like unreal [Music] DPS your special is stronger but it dissipates over striking foes this is kind of fine if I were to find a good special when you Channel your attacks they deal 10% damage see if we can get both of these if you get both of these it would be awesome my silver shines how's this run looking just started you are here for the beginning of what should be a great run a real Legendary Run a real all-timer oh man RP runs dead for me fesus or Apollo it's this guy but I need to attack what run into no are you mean useless useless damn all so bad holy God these are awful awful awful flawful oh I'm not going to waste rarify on this I'm not going to waste rarey on this that's just not going to happen so I accept this gift this is not useful to me unless I got the armor that regen Mana because then I could just let that Chopper sing [Music] um which one all right smiy Sprint well we could do a bonk [Music] build it's only rare so it would only be epic instead of heroic but it would still be good right [ __ ] it upgrade it nice it's 500 damage that's good that's good oo wait hara's hara's part of the [ __ ] [Music] now oh but to do a do a good Bonk build you want freeze to do a good Bonk build you want freeze a spectacor moving alone as a nightmare I thought Isa was helping you move a spectac COR I thought Isa was helping you move you got busy or [Music] what hara's glate for clearing I don't know what I want to go Hera just to give [Music] forget what Harrow did to be honest how this I want to give her nectar but D it's gone all right it's the Bonk build it's the Bonk build this is what I had for the Bonk build so to make the Bon build work I need I need Mana I need tank count right now nectar Ash this is my favorite build this is my favorite build it's just way more fun than any other build it's fun cuz you get to clear rooms actually fast instead of having to wait around uh I'm going to die uh four encounters that's after the boss you're free huh I can use this for trade upgrade Bonk 550 yeah it's my mother pretty good what I what I wish there was was a way to upgrade your um upgrade your Boon Rarity like you could in in Asphodel could you not have told her about me with the girl arise again sisters I don't have Mana regen well I just realized I don't have Mana regen well I only have so many Bonks once oh no [Music] Run's dead it's not dead I just got to find Mana Regen all right oh shoot hope I get hit yeah yeah oh tremble benath the Moon ch [Music] I didn't lose any death def finances we she'll have to do we boned I passed the test what's my ult again it's laser beam this build is so much worse than the original Bonk that was such a dream that was such a perfect moment in time which keeps sake now the Sheep it was heroic I had like seven palms for it I had a lot of Health I had Mana regen this is a pale [Music] imitation yeah was doing 767 per who else dude if I had just known about standing that was the one where I got to phase two and then I got 999 killed cuz I didn't stand in the ccle CLE oh if I just [Music] known the bounc hey babe of these fully cooked mini wons yeah that might chicken walk with excitement oh babe you're [Music] acceptable don't care about my Al cuz my Al is trash I need this you all give me something good your cast lasts 200% longer and Deals damage to every foe that joins the encounter what does that mean like things that get [Music] summoned the bottom one says epic pick that yeah but I think I already have common Boon actually do [Music] I I don't actually no I do I have this this [ __ ] common Boon right here so it would be an instant loss or instant waste I think it's this one um by her grace my dam it her it goes oh yes ch Bonk took me for simple pre Bonk build too baby oh Duo already wait this is great this is great this is great this is great this is great this is what I got late this is freeze Bon freeze uh desolation that is good now we chaos gate or what what is this again it's like random [ __ ] it's not good chaos gate I'm ready um I need like a thing that boosts my Dash about that come on chaos hook me up hook me up Sprint faster okay use less Mana also good flip a coin you can get Sprint speed elsewhere you can get it elsewhere but I could also get Omega fast I think this is good though it does make my Mana not a problem next three encounters are going to be kind of tough though if this includes the boss then I have a slow Dash and it drains my Mana like crazy this just I can't earn money it's one or three dude it's one or three Money Talks money bread overall all right [ __ ] it understand and accept this could be tough you got here well but I didn't want to fight you not asking you to fight let me have it [Music] wait easy now damn that's awesome the bunk build's incredible at that to do a th000 damage fast go that's huge and that's one encounter down and she keeps taking all the [ __ ] good exits [Music] pathetic two [Music] down shop Hera W luck tool required what run is this this is run 20 I think 21 20 20 22 I don't know it doesn't count cuz we started doing like fake ones on the upstairs in the name of Hades we're getting there I'll tell you that your attacks deal more damage and inflict hitch your bonss become heroic and then lose Rarity every seven encounters that's so bad that's so bad I want the reverse [Music] dude that's so bad that means by the time you get to the hardest boss in the game your Boons are weaker than ever yeah if you get it right before Kronos I guess it'd be insane at the end it'd be insane right at the end uh eyes okay this is kind of interesting what hear me out what if it's Kronos Phase 2 I I have a death Defiance up and I sit there and take 999 damage does it reflect 3,000 Dam 5,000 damage to him [Music] you die first no but I would take I would get a death Defiance he has more than that Health we do fit for a queen hello let go [Music] ow ow ow [Music] [Music] she saying she says down and drown you must know [Applause] [Music] oh [ __ ] wait I took a million damage [Music] okay pretty good pretty good we made it through the boss we now have infinite Mana is this no more crowds is this up yet oh one more one more have we used haris no we haven't we haven't even rarified it yet okay I'll keep one then well actually I already got the duo I already got the freeze in the duo I don't need anything else from Deiter even though I have 43 more in counters oh my God they really don't make it [ __ ] quick I'll tell you that uh I think we [Music] go could do gold purse versus 100 G's armor rings I I should probably just probably keep leveling these up just keep leveling these up try to get more encounters with them I hate Poseidon Poseidon BLS about hesa all right [ __ ] it long way down where to from here damn no Mana regen is knucking foots though this doesn't belong here oh I should have kept it as Deiter you're right cuz freeze on cast would have been awesome another way to freeze would have been would have been incredible uh freeze would have been really good actually instead of Freez on [Music] special show me the way that chaos curse of mine is nice 10% Dodge when your hex is ready you move and strike faster it's interesting your Omega cast okay so it's probably just dodge one remains can Kronos be Frozen no I don't think so [Music] Kronos so loves his gold yeah it might slow him it might oh ow ow ow [Music] it's so fun to Bonk dude uh I think I still upgrade it I think I still upgrade it all that matters is my Bonk that's where all the damage comes from all right options this this is the I've [Music] returned oh God [Music] Speed Run remember that need health though hold our own up here again I give up room temperature what is that a you want me to get up my Duo Boon it's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up that's hot three I don't think three is good cuz I'm so melee I don't need a I don't need a ranged cast this way feels right and there she is there she is there she is oh thanks there she is you must have hidden back when Nemesis was here afraid of her this might be good to get me through this without losing a death Defiance be strong okay be strong I don't think that a hammer helps me the money and the health does though I don't know what I do with the hammer and I don't need Mana at all but I could use a palm and a and a hesus I think I'll do this just because of the money and the health really more shades oh jeez here they come [Music] [Music] I can still fight oh that's really annoying tasty thought he finished at 2 a.m. no sir no sir smackers no it's Bon 2.0 but it's a little worse less damage less Health Mana doesn't regen what are you snacking on already made me some wons that's my queen what's funny is normally she'd like not be super happy if I was Omega grinding a game but she loves Haiti so much that she's actually really all about it okay I'm trying to follow the pedals I'm sure trying to follow the pedals bro but I'm trying to follow the pedals flourish [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] lost ch rest again for now the master Craftsman's gift could get going now all right sorry I had to chew off camera but I didn't all right I need some health I need some is that an Enron hat nice first message read W 1993 it is an Enron hat a forest green Enron hat available for a limited time at atrio doco atrio doco available now along with the Leman Brothers crew neck if you want to rep corporate fraud from the early 2000s if you wonder why we live in such a insane world uh it's the product of decisions by companies like Le brothers and Enron support them with merch I accept this message what oh [Music] terrible this is so bad I'll take it anyway [Music] burn all right uh this build doesn't feel good to me I know you're angry believe me so am I [Music] [Music] come to your senses boy [Music] ch ch sheesh leave him alone shees that's a b the Beast defeating princess returns terrifying CPUs [Music] to Bon strong hashtag get a training go find your master now I wish I had wasted a [ __ ] death Defiance on basic enemies but m I still have one and I still have Skelly so this one theoretically going down almost there theoretically doable coinage they'll know I'm here our grandaughter how visit us nice some marble nothing here Nerge this combo is really good cuz so the freeze stops them and removes their armor and then I do a million damage with the thing and it's like oh unfortunate dude [ __ ] off just keep teleporting around suffer uh Hades gu give me something good I don't even know what he would give me a death Defiance would be sick serus look who it is the Monstrous okay you have the death defines runs in the family don't speak of him as though he's gone how can you be so certain I death Defiance perhaps no uh not good this was not good this is fine very well fewer opponents now all with you for our family D leave me the [ __ ] alone get up no traitor to house shall go unpunished SW swag swag swag swag I still have two death Defan iMagic imagine [Music] oh 19 [ __ ] damage nice [ __ ] think I dashed through him one chamber left wait really I didn't get any side Chambers you test my patience maybe that's a good thing maybe that's a good thing [Music] [Music] freeze P of [Music] [ __ ] he not bad wait that's it that's it oh [ __ ] I'm here marble well wait seven okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wa wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I can't get food and two Boons [ __ ] I can 450 6 oh 690 you're right you're right so which Boons double Demeter or get lucky on Hera and get the heroic Rarities well this for sure this for sure Olympus I accept this message uh one blocked damage okay useless I guess fine this is one block damage although actually not terrible because that's 27 Health that's that's 27 Health bro that's not at least uh that's not bad it might also double so this one of these Deiter can give me what freeze cast would be good I think I go her and try to get heroic heroic [Laughter] heroic let's go the herro Gambit the [Music] Gambit uh what did I get born gain and Smithy Sprint Smithy Sprint oh we got the actual bu back wow what are the odds oh that's Beast oh sick this could be the Run wow we got an authentic Bonk build all right I have two death defianz come on baby I'm sick of fighting Kronos I'm sick of it come on locking locking lock seen something of this world consider what the gods have wrought perhaps your rule was not as perfect well failed us present itself to this golden opportunity yeah whatever you say King [Music] come [Music] IES are as of [Music] s oh ow [Music] ow that's not good that's not good [Music] you got run run run run run run holy [ __ ] a piss how about this [Music] no I'm dead dude I'm not even hurting Himes expire oh my God [Music] what did you hope you would accomplish here oh man bro wait for me father that didn't even do that much damage to him hey hey greetings hail Lord Morrow no princess you're welcome here and safe man I thought I would have had him dead to rights I wonder if it was better to stop even trying to what is it must be needed elsewhere I don't know ah bummer I I actually what I really should do is just play to sneak in small hits and and not get hit and not try to trade damage with him this will take a little while um but it's hard cuz you get close to him and then he does a lot of quick moves that I'm not super comfortable with reacting to [Music] um unfortunate next time you got something to say about me you come say it to my face would have been nice too I think you're being accusatory Odus tried giving me one of his talks he was concerned with how we're getting on you're not exactly being be quiet he's also staring at you the whole time from over there well I got a bunch of [ __ ] right the ages no I still didn't get a bunch of [ __ ] attention got a silver sister on Deck huh this was the best against him cuz I could just never stand near him I could literally stay far [ __ ] away from him uh my disciples they were given a Shard of purest Darkness from the depth uh yep um I could also do these and try to do like a like getting sted by bees how long is the range on this the base is so bad take the next step young one I shall return candle just does so pissed little damage uh the staff actually the staff build was pretty good where I did this this build was sick this one got to Kronos uh actually this was sick I want to try the step wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the staff could be [ __ ] I totally forgot about the staff honestly the staff we got far with and that was like my first chronis attempt and I just didn't know what to do and I died um what's going to give me the most [ __ ] damage on Apollo probably or hesia Apollo give me the range and then I you know what I need I need my [ __ ] Mana regen back I've reached my limit did I get anything else Dr remember any insights any upgrades oh if I get 12 dust I can get a third death Defiance come on now that's what we we got to save up for that how many wait how much how many how many how many it say 39 left and I get some Moon dust and I can buy another one okay okay a third death Defiance that's the [ __ ] key all right we're going to go staff in fact I might just go staff till I beat it [ __ ] it [ __ ] this noise dude we're just going to go staff staff staff until I [ __ ] beat it till I get a [ __ ] staff infection here we go let's go right now it's now and never we found our main we are now staff Mains this is good but I want it to be better I could rarify it big fat Nova strike attack huh it's just like it's just so lame when it's rare for you when it's not epic you know Apollo's light all right [ __ ] it this is the build this is the build we are [ __ ] camping out with the staff we are letting [ __ ] the play Lux we're going to play Lux health or money I guess money early shine bright wait can I get luxus theme playing [Music] let's light it up a beacon in battle banish the Shadows finding light burn away the Shadows personally wants to kill me that's actually super [ __ ] annoying oh good to meet [Music] you I like the joke but how about that pure gold [Music] I guess Palm I'm still going to need Mana dude count right now this is not enough Mana though some silver damn I got to be honest with you I can already tell this is not enough damage as a main move this is a nice crowd control this is never this is going to fighting Cerberus with this it's going to take [ __ ] 9,500 years I can already tell I need like a sick hammer tamasia into the P useless really could get Mana regen and it would just help me [ __ ] carry 200 gold shop is kind of cringe Chase vo thank you and I appreciate it I know grinding streams aren't for everybody but sometimes they got to happen all right we mix in the searo grind and we mix in the [ __ ] balloons grind and we mixing all these grinds with the other more produced stuff all right and uh that's just how we do it um gotta be who I am and sometimes I'm a djen gamer um I don't know shop is better shortterm I mean this eventually goes away no matter what so I guess shop get a boon [Music] yeah oh that's nice wait that's nice I can get a nice Palm on my Nova strike surprise you really have to pay that ooh [Music] ranged cast Don't Mind If I Do all of a sudden all of a sudden we got ourselves a [Music] build Hearth gain no no no no I don't want that The Boatman K I guess chaos early a little pain is all yeah got a chaos you just got to something good Mana regen Mana regen pure Darkness faster Sprints more gold your specials deal 102% damage could this be a range special build where I'm shooting Lux bombs no my line attack my line attack is not special my line attack is not a special it's my right click with the with the ball it's a real tough call this is obviously very good but this is very very good if I get the right special all right we'll do this it's early enough that I can still adapt h [Applause] that's good mana's good left or right chat left or right believe in yourself left or right left or right some more left then righted still not a chance this is a real spellcaster build this is this is like oops all spells I need a lot of Mana Regen to make this work I can actually use all my spells if they can't do it the messenger oh nice C give me something good bonus damage per slain fo nah n n n n I guess Nitro boost hey random saying welcome to the chat you are um one of many people have come in in the past few days and said hey I just watched the VA Channel or the YouTube and I appreciate that uh you picked the bad time I guess I picked the bad time to grind Hades after my vids are popping off because I had like the best Clips Channel performance and the main Channel videos one out of 10 but I just want to play this game and grind it and so I'm not doing any of the things you probably know or like me for unfortunate there probably won't even be a video for this but you're here for something special okay for me grinding 21 hours for a goal that nobody else but me really cares about and that is I would like to beat uh the boss of this game before they make any changes to the pre-release version uh I'm also a massive Hades fan as is my wife and she's been playing it all week Hades 1 so it's like I'm very Hades pilled this is this is obviously bad right but it it could be fun for grinding through Chambers and the rest of them are so bad that I don't even let's this change my channel Speed um and then this is okay three is fine like it definitely helps save your hit one time but I just feel like it sucks when it's when it's not yarn ofar adne I always take I always take my chaos curse subsided nice D I'm just [ __ ] letting the Spells fly if I get Max Mana this will actually be a sick build cuz I can use all three this is actually going to be sick although what I really need is like yeah I need a cast modifier cuz this is like spammable bro if I can get is it how fast this that gives me the three casts uh can't do that all right I need heal give me [ __ ] heal for once give me the God damned heal please please I call upon the moon and draw you down Little Star yes yes Moon water POG CH you requ POG [Music] CH this Grove is already regrown since death crossed Flames burn uh-oh I'm out of Mana good return to fight sisters not now bathe in flame M you know this woman is supposed to be my teacher supposed to make me stronger uh by fighting me but she does the exact same things in the exact same way every time so you know as a teacher that's actually pretty bad cuz she's not teaching me adaptability repetition is key to learning you're taking her side how about this where are you come on oh [ __ ] that's quite enough Apollo cast Apollo cast might go crazy I need like a very [ __ ] damaging cast that's what I need a cast that knows how to put in that work and then I just [ __ ] Chuck it at people he's there greetings little one maybe I should switch the goddess of the half has blessed you now have I already used this it's expired okay so Apollo maybe oh I already used Apollo uh in that case hesa try to get a [ __ ] Scorch scorched Earth or a freeze Zeus bro Zeus is a little nasty [ __ ] that's what I think about Zeus okay I think he is lame he is whack Zeus mid allegations have never been properly answered hammer song again oh STS are up Hammer give me something incredible all right useless your special gives a power shot that deals more damage and restores Mana this is it this is it my off this is it and then I upgrade this and get money let's see how this looks I don't feel like I'm restoring [Music] Mana couldn't do it damn using some environmental damage okay I don't care about HP right now I care about uses and money so bing bing I get five one two three four five or one two three 4 five and then I get 30 gold five times that's [ __ ] huge right uh [Music] can't go up like that wait Bing Bing Bing oh I can't go up you're right you're right you're right well if I go this way it's one two three wait one two three four five that's three extra uses of 15 ooh 6times 15 there's no way to get oh I can get this one wait ah but it's not there damn all right what about one two three four five so it's 30 gold four times with a bonus health and then I can just add these and gain Serenity oh this is amazing Serenity is really good uh I think I grab this this this this I can also grab this and then one more yeah that's that's two yeah wait that's it that's the one right there the grace of the moon now I have five usage 30 gold nice un see the other paths perhaps I don't know if I want any of this run status is looking good run status is looking be a better alive and well I'm going to use one for for eight health oh I'm not ready for a shot damn it money actually this guy's got to be better than money right down the drain like yeah just I don't know what 100 Gold's worth but as you've made no attempt to snap my head from my shoulders unlike many other things lurking about I'm compelled to give you this just as a casual acquaintance it does seem like she's a little smitten though you give me such tokens of affection full knowing I've already got a lot of them and more importantly I'm spoken for how could I ever forget you narcissist look I can tell you're having trouble moving on maybe if you mean the morning Fields I don't think that's a Healing Place repeats whatever you say to her I knew a nymph like that one time oh nice girl but she didn't get me only ever talked about herself I had to cut her off cuz he she Echoes whatever he says so you do know Echo the mountain n she's languishing in the fields even now apparently because of you I can hardly get through to her oh that's too bad well tell her narcissis really wants what's best for her unless that's me don't tell her that part though okay one Palm two Molly three Nightshade that's kind of good I need all these things 50 healing useless uh six silver and 100 gold well 100 gold is what I would have got either way I think this is good for you thank you you know it's a palm at the end of the day and now I have an even stronger Nova strike let's go then where you going [Music] ow it's no use oh ow ow ow ow ow oh you time this for a power shot oh it's a timing thing wait let me see is that what it said Power Shot oh you have to release in The Flash oh I didn't know that oh I misunderstood okay that's good cool uh hear me on my authority C Boon this looks good 60 life give up glowing coal and I could rarify it uh let me just see what's glowing coal no no no no no no no fine all right ooh yeah [ __ ] it going heal better Boons 26 [Music] life this is probably the best I don't use attacks I can get that attacks this won't take long damn that Scorch dude out wait Scorch seems pretty good one down hi arus give me uh give me something [ __ ] swag what's all this extra generosity it's merely that the arrow riddled remnants of my it's strange isn't it he's our own grandfa doesn't matter who he is strictly business then is it yeah all right give me something good a random foe becomes marked this could be good after you dash your Omega moves deal more damage that's pretty good that's pretty good since I do Dash Omega Dash Omega [Music] um and then this is this is pretty nice actually cuz I'm just spamming that cast ooh Omega cast is never used oh no I never use it I'm sorry I never use it yeah wait I'm using I'm using regular cast this is trash I think this is probably better for [Music] bosses and bosses are the problem you know two is better for bosses I guess 15% this is going to be good for everything I'm going to use this I'm going to use this together we shine that's good for everything I'm just going to be dashing a lot dashing and using things so why not chaos C oh right [ __ ] [Music] still haven't got a special bonus oh how many more rooms too something it's 30% crit chance for Mark is actually pretty good like on a boss you're just going to crit them and then they're going to reset the crit and you do it again it seems really good for bosses this feels like a shop situation 300 gold gives me another Boon although what I'm waiting for this to get better [Music] Boon could be a Hermes angle yeah [ __ ] [Music] it here you are always this is [Music] fine what if you lose Omega moves will you have 100% Mana they deal more damage how will I ever have 100% Mana H cuz I they cost money to use they cost Mana to use [Music] I guess dur oh I guess for the cast Okay okay so the very first cast I do at 100% Mana yeah I mean this is incredible if I could get like an incredible Mana regen build honestly this might be better than this cuz I don't think I'm running out so much that this is do you know what I'm saying like what if I get this and then somehow get a Mana regen build [Music] M then the damage is plus 45 Born Again staff is insane yeah but I already I already like I'm already spamming skills as it [Music] is I don't feel like I'm so low on Mana that I need born gain but maybe I'm [Music] [ __ ] this is a tough call this is a tough call but you know what I'm spamming so many skills I think staying at 100% is going to be unreasonable it's just not going to be reasonable yeah I'll get this I'm literally like bam constant clicking it just doesn't seem like it's going to happen let's get 30 more Mana all this possible I'm stupid Hermes wanted me to tell you hey of course my Lord all right [ __ ] it [ __ ] it show look atal so I can't even use my attack to fight this boss [Music] down down [Music] [Music] okay is it just me or a Scorch [ __ ] isn't that is it doing that much damage 300 or is that all the damage built up that it's going to do [Music] it's still that's still so much right up [Music] h damn it [Music] me you're right here okay blasted catchy song another pear Lux build seems good what am I using this already expired this is expired fountains restore 20% the next makes one random common Boon of yours rare so interesting kind of fun to rank up um aestus Aphrodite gold um freeze on e oh I do need a I need a yeah I do I do actually that's not a crazy I need a I need a boon to apply to my right click not a e my right click and so it could be I think aesus would be bad because it's too long cool down Aphrodite it would make it close range which I don't want um Poseidon would do knockback which is not good to as bosses it's either Deiter or try to go back to Apollo and then just pick any random thing I guess it be Zeus yeah hara's good for damage I don't think I ever got a Hera I never I never gifted her close enough I have to gift her look for the markers so one more room and then I get my attack back okay there's Deiter that one again cast stupid [Music] SN the boom from chaos just took hold okay Journey SS you through the morning field this is good this is good yes of course I grow strong this is good dude Fire and Ice damage flourish and reveal my path I wish I had that thing that did uh double damage if you have or bonus damage if they have two afflictions cuz I'm hitting with fire and ice right now Sor SK area clear I can get out now okay nothing else to get here home my [ __ ] is good special is hugely bonused I just need a good special oh wait Apollo wait wouldn't be Apollo special be [ __ ] [Music] amazing I feel like the Apollo special is going to be Boom the damage is going to be freeze I mean freeze is good but yeah I think this is what I want I'm back ow dude [Music] [Music] for the Mia I'll cost you out each time okay give me a nice in the name of Hades give me a nice special your attacks May inflict days if I'm spamming my main attack that's something uh this is also something but this is what I was looking for just Spam I am I have an amazing special bonus all right it's almost like why I even use the attack at this point though look at my I forget that my Dash just makes me [ __ ] strong so I just Dash special Dash special get it again always use more EO he's sorry not think he's sorry he had no idea what happened to you but he remembers you and he didn't mean to hurt you he only loves himself only loves himself don't care about this don't care about this oh what be strong okay room [Laughter] temperature bro I got a Duo Boon for people I'm not using a so bad excuse me that's actually useless if I get H Festus now though imagine all right Hermes Mana Moon Hara heart coin I need more health Shades there oh I see it I see the power shot now I didn't even look at it illuminate my path thank God snuck us Lux build Queen Hera out of all the matters you could be attending to is there a wedding day that I should know about were you merely being generous with you truly needn't have your majesty nice we goddesses Can Be Too Proud to Beg For A a Duo you just don't know what's good for you old Queen sometimes it's ones can't bring themselves to ask for help that need it most now why don't we set a proper example for the when you chant ah this one so bad it's fine I mean it's fine two to go it's fine h got you pretty good pretty good you just sort of Dash around and let it [ __ ] fly let the chopper sing thanks for the prime Joe 6310 the [ __ ] and now my claim I think I can finally go shop might protect you my lord 200 350 damn if I had cast one more these could have got all of them but all right well it's definitely hammer and hesus here's the gold oh this is so good wait this is even better wait Giga Moon burst I can just Chuck [ __ ] I don't have a lot of Mana [Music] though I need I I'll do it for prophecy good to play new [ __ ] stuff indeed good to play new [ __ ] supposedly buing through no I don't want to Prime [ __ ] for armor I need my Mana I'm not going to go Bonk build I think it's just this but it's one for the duo 15 armor room is still based yeah but now I'm worried about running out of [Music] Mana I mean I can just grab this if I'm not using this I can just grab this and just not use it very occasionally [Music] yeah I refill my Mana when it's empty that is correct but the point is like I I will burn through that if I'm putting in 40 bonus Mana per cast uh I'm grab this my silver's come alive don't take your sorrow out on me it only refills once I think I'm saying dude The Scorch damage is is unreal it's like all it's all scorch see I think I'm going to run out of Mana now I got the refill and then now it's going to go yeah I'm out of Mana care it's just coming down to Scorch I guess oh it did activate again wait I didn't know it activated whenever you hit zero no matter what o that's awesome [ __ ] [ __ ] spirits of Despair be gone it only stops triggering when your max Mana is zeroed cus tempers boundless rage and uh even Bon is helping out feel better seus okay well this is going really well two death Defan we actually have three a nice cast build I guess use it for the money the old service Hall grab this heal this we got five more cat I mean we have tons of Health this looks pretty good this looks pretty good this is like the most promising run cuz it's also long range to the house okay come on come on it's a pretty yeah it's a pretty versatile build I can even Bon if I need to anticipating your arrival no more hiding in Shadows you'll burn back oh so I have have to run out like I have to hit zero for to rest or what how do I get it to refill oh there it I see you you legitimately have to hit zero okay that makes more sense this looks good enter to the house shall go unpunished this looks good to me Triple Palm for the real ones we have so much range in the name of Hades this seems really good a better Cyclone on my cast oh or special special or more glowing coal wonder what the most damage is I'm using all of these like on cool down I think it might be two I think it might be two I think cuz that cast is always going to be on uh the dude Kronos I think I'm always casting and that is going to be seven it's five extra damage every Point 25 seconds I think this is better unironically not that this isn't great but um my gut tells me this one especially because the Palms are going to go farther on level one to four on an epic uh what is this this is like this is 40 50 55 damage 40 55 plus 40% damage yeah it is 40% damage but they're all good they're all good he's going to walk out of cyclone I feel like he never does uh I'm going to [ __ ] around and get this I'm going to get this I'm going to trust my gut if it's wrong it's wrong but I I think it's going to do a lot of damage on krono specifically [Music] all so you have to time it [Music] damn what a sick [ __ ] build useless just a few Chambers left you deare you can always get it with the staff because it always casts on 20 exactly you don't have to time [ __ ] out with you all this is looking really good I've never had three death Defan plus four heals plus you know I got like every [ __ ] thing got born warn gain's actually busted I I didn't understand I didn't understand it's it's actually it's actually infinite Mana it should only work once I thought it was a one timer it literally is you never have to stop casting let's go something I'm going to [ __ ] you up Kronos talk to Hades talk to my peaw what would I even get off him I don't know whatever get 100 HP heal would be good she's back already cus I cannot believe that I'm asking but the surface swarms with the dead and the armies of Kronos are besieging the mountain our family is holding them back not a pretty sight up there you mean our Birthright would you believe I learned a means by which impossible okay don't care I like this I honestly might even take this because it'll just prevent me from getting swarmed on phase two I think if I get this phase one it's not a problem he only sends the [ __ ] rats but on phase two it's a small room he puts all the people in there I think I do this I have heels I think I got this bro come on come on it's finally time 22 hours in almost a full day of grinding we got to do it before 24 hours dud the game came out yesterday I almost played a full day oh I'm getting hit [Music] [Music] let's see where you are now for the last one pow this is going to pay for itself almost assuredly on the final shop this will also be good I have the gold do I fight the boss what would I even get bro n no no no no we don't need a greed bro I'm not greeting I'm just not going to do it I'm not greeting we're going to be this game we go Perfect Two Boons and a Mana Maybe two Boons start with that Olympus I accept this message armor vent bonus armor damage boss doesn't have armor I just take 75 armor baby can't get knocked away may I 70 life but give up glowing coal is that the one I think it is is that the one that is no I'm not [ __ ] get rid of that holy [ __ ] your special launches a fire but loses more Mana I don't care about using more Mana cuz I have infinite Mana this seems awesome uh when Scorch effect no this is it right here infinite mana and then I get bonus Mana this is I've never been stronger I've actually never ever ever ever in the history of this game been stronger okay am I using Omega special wait what was it I am using Omega special that's Omega special right here uh this is max strength this has to be the run I'm not going to get stronger than this oh God I have I have literally 129 life plus 75 armor three death Defan God damn it I hope he doesn't just [ __ ] dice me okay and I have range it's a ranged build I can stay away from him I can keep my distance don't have to get greedy At This Hour come on dude 22 hours 40 minutes Nuance if only because you insist on continually setting loose your father's regid so you keep casting out poor Cerberus into them what would you have me do I do not require him to guard the gates to this realm for they are open wide and I certainly do not require him to shed everywhere no Bloodshed hurts nice one dude nice one good start toward terrible start stop hitting me with [ __ ] stop H me with [ __ ] boomerangs he going to shoot something going to shoot something yep yep memory boots activated your you cannot best my agion singlehandedly [Music] get I Sho something dodg dodged ow stop heading me with a [ __ ] boomerang please [Music] good this matters not leave me alone Vitality give me this [Music] no outage I the I'm going to scream I'm going to scream to the top of my lungs [Music] keep your filthy [ __ ] Boomerang better to yourself yes yes yes you wretched child like father like daughter is phase two plenty of Plenty Of Life plenty of Life all the Death Defan is oh let's go damn I just got so many Boomerang clueless about phase [Laughter] four okay come on baby come on baby no 999 no 999 what is this what what are you doing what are you doing freeze the [ __ ] I'm amazing no run nice Boomerang idiot nice Boomerang fool oh [ __ ] I think not you cannot best my engion singlehandedly what Legions bro you got like nobody here run run run run run run run run this ow ow ow what in the [ __ ] was that what's happening [Music] uhoh family's favorite trick [Music] [Laughter] yes yes wa baby nobody takes 24 hours nobody makes it again I can't be in 24 hours yes yes yes get [ __ ] Kronos you stupid God [ __ ] oh thank God what a [ __ ] grind I I thought none could resist the ravages of time but you how you'll get no answers from me and and no mercy either now die already timer timer timer from your sorry real quick 2247 speedrun.com I hope you're watching that is your first official Hades 2 world record 2247 veins or whatever flows through them what is death to the deathless nuisance let's [ __ ] go baby once I am gone you shall be Cast Away I expect so and you'll be remade in back on the throne before I can return but I shall return and I'll slay you again and again and again if I must I'm sorry so so it didn't do anything I just had to keep coming back and killing him even if in so doing it meant that you would never see your dear old family again because the mercy I have shown to them thus far is something I may have to re-evaluate our family and what do I care I don't don't even know them but I do know you w't be dead here in another moment any last words Fork you my girl now n for now then shut the [ __ ] up and die boom time cannot be stopped pack watch smoking that Kronos pack dude under look at that look at that look at that dude most damage inflicted 81k with special 41k with Scorch most damage suffered Kronos yeah oh he did 300 konos did 380 damage to me that's a good thing good thing I had some [ __ ] death Defan ready bro good thing I didn't waste one three 80 bro hits like a [ __ ] truck my God my god dude he hits like a [ __ ] truck that one move where he made the 999 damage then sucked me in oh my God if anyone could suck it's Kronos all right next what we got nice nice the remains of time oh should have a look around what's this the gutted grand hall of the former House of Hades eily lies still knowing the immortal Titan shall return the dark princess pursues an object that may be the key to her predicament it should be in the prince's chamber still oh should I grab the time or should I wait oh zagar's Chambers C oh I need the reward first I'll take this I'm bonking th did Millen world's vengeful daughter crossed the deepest reaches of her realm to thwart her ancient ZT Kronos time itself and time supposedly cannot be stopped a claim the princess has her reasons to dispute hers is a tale that shall withstand time yet it requires time as well okay I get it bro for now a cruy abrupt end shall have to excuse me return to Shadow now I see let's go to be continued Early Access defeated let's [ __ ] go Kendrick's in the chat uh Mount Olympus some of the service awaits all right well then I'll just wait that's it I'm good with Hees 2 for now I'll wait till the game full releases nice what just happened uh kind of a whack Early Access if there's only 22 hours and 47 minutes of gameplay and I didn't even do the upstairs yet it's like come on super giant excuse me can I get a little bit more only 2240 not even 23 hours I'm gonna beg for a steam refund bro uh not even a full day yikes can you believe it little one I did it I got him what now now I have to fix my stream kind of burned my momentum uh on 22 hours of Hades but we [ __ ] did it expor shout out to expor who's been here literally all 23 hours for some reason and some other people uh Yeti for doing all the gambas uh much appreciated uh uh chat I'm G to end my stream I'm G to go talk to Ari about this great game and I'll be back tomorrow uh the streak continues we've been streaming an inordinate amount of time Jesus Christ uh we back tomorrow oh shout out to the shout out to that Zachary who bet A [ __ ] massive amount on me beating the game shees shees shees shees shees that Zachary dude you met the most and that's why you are the believer of the week uh hopefully can do working tomorrow depends I gotta I actually hav lunch with L tomorrow um and then I have to work out and then I should be able to do it yeah all right anyway whatever good night good night good night good night good night good night good night bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

today i'm going to solve a mystery right on par with the da vinci code how i went from this one year ago to this from uh soyboy beta to alpha chad how i went from a bedroom crappy studio to having a 10 million dollar beard ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 10 million dollar studio i'm your host coffee zilla and today i'm going to tell you my secret guys the secret to getting the lambo in the garage right because believe it or not i'm a lot like you i eat my veggies i put on my pants one suspender at a time right i take my vitamins but there's one important difference i have 10 million dollars uh you may not which is fine actually that's why i'm here you might be short a few million dollars but i have an answer for you today how you can get the lambo without having to lease it and it's a secret that's gonna change youtube forever i feel like no one knows about this except for me and i keep trying to tell everybody but nobody's listening so i'm making this video so i never have to explain myself again it's called virtual production and it's basically well it's basically green screens and you might be saying steven what's new about that um well mr know it all kind of a lot the game has been changing in the green screen world you might not know about it and it's been changing the money production problem on youtube in a way that basically i feel like nobody's figured out yet it's just me and i'm trying to tell as many people as possible about it when i can so story time when i was starting out on youtube much younger than this i quickly noticed there was a problem on youtube well there's several problems honestly i had a lot of problems on youtube right you know some of them were easy to solve you know i had no personality that's easy just make up a bunch of bad jokes and fake laugh at them but there are other problems that are harder to solve one of them the money production problem because you look at a lot of like big youtubers today i don't know if you've seen them lately they're insane like gone are the days of low budget sets and bad webcams there's still a few og gyms out there but these guys are the exception not the rule nowadays you look around you got people like mkb hd linus tech tips and they've got these like million dollar sets going on with staff and all these things to make these videos that look well they look great they look super high quality but if you're just like a regular guy starting out that's super intimidating how do you get to that level it feels like it's an uphill battle like at one point this youtuber linus tech tips was describing how after he bought his like six figure seven figure warehouse he then had to build a house inside of the warehouse just to make it look like a youtubery so we realized we're gonna stop trying to build sets and we're just gonna build a house so we found a condo floor plan and we just built it in our warehouse and this is the problem most new youtubers face and the old answer to this problem was we'll just get 10 million dollars and invest it in a 10 million dollar studio the new answer ladies and gentlemen which i myself do not use but uh you can is green screen the answer is cgi yes like computer generated graphics right homegrown cgi ladies and gentlemen it's come a long way in the past decade i mean you remember the terrible stuff we used to make back in the day wait a second when was this movie made sorry ladies and gentlemen bad cgi actually still does exist uh just got word but the ability for individual creators from their basement to make amazing cgi now has come a long way it's gone from something that nobody but the biggest studios in the world could consider or dare invest in to something that indie youtubers like ian hubert are doing now and it looks awesome they're even working on tech now where you don't even need a green screen to even do it to prove it here's a buddy of mine vikas showing off some new tech he's been working on i'm filming this for my beautiful home definitely not my crappy basement office that was hastily arranged in the pandemic and is next to a hot water heater are you guys getting it yet like this is without a green screen and with a green screen it looks even better maybe even i don't know indistinguishable from really being in an office i i wouldn't know that personally i'm just trying to tell you guys um that this is gonna change what it means to have a professional set instead of buying a warehouse where you spend a million dollars and then have to build a house inside of your warehouse there's gonna come a time where you can throw up a green screen and look better or even not have a green screen and look better with more creative sets than you could do for millions of dollars in real life but okay that might sound interesting to you but you're wondering stephen this newfangled attack why now why is it coming around now weren't weren't we always able to do something like this why is the tech just now getting this good well there's been some pretty exciting stuff going around you may have heard of like the mandalorian v tubers have been exploding mocap suits are getting good but i think in my opinion the biggest shift that we've seen is in realism with something called ray tracing which is like a way to mimic how light works in real life graphics have like taken a quantum leap forward you've probably already seen it like minecraft with ray tracing on like looks like a work of art but if you have stuff that doesn't isn't just blocks it starts to look like literally real life and at some point it's gonna be hard to distinguish computer-generated graphics from real graphics and i'm not talking like from a movie studio not a big budget i'm talking about small youtubers are gonna have their hands on this stuff there's already huge communities in things like blender and unreal engine which are both free to use that are coming up with insane results from the comfort of their own home like here's an example of a car chase scene by revvy music and if you didn't know any better you'd think this was real so let's put this together the secret that no one knows about on youtube yet is that two things are intersecting and i want to tell you guys about it i keep trying to tell my friends nobody's listening to me so i'm just going to make this video in hopes that i can inspire somebody on the one hand you have youtube pushing towards higher production content where creators are spending more and more money to make themselves look more professional on the other side we have this new technology that's enabling same or better looking visuals for a fraction of the price those are going to intersect and the conclusion is that virtual production is going to be a game changer and what i'm telling you guys is get on the ground floor hey if you want to pump the stock zilla you can be a part but also still early into the party if you want to make your own content right i believe that this is going to revolutionize the way people make video content the way that cgi revolutionized how people made movies 30 40 years ago and you can be a part of it with very little money which is awesome and you can do that or you can have 10 million dollars like me and just make your 10 million dollar studio the old-fashioned way your same as so you're choices no you're not

do [Music] hi cass hi guys and potato maybe i could be a cat instead of a potato i'll see oh i could be a cat i could be a cat that could be nice oh no that's not nice at all that looks awful this one my face isn't even on oh god oh oh this one's actually pretty good i'm a v tuber i'm a youtuber now does this work that works that looks nice i spilled on myself it looks nice this looks nice crazy vulpix thank you for the prime jimmy chaz thank you for the prime and mendoza thank you for the year i want to be a potato again chat what's this what the heck i don't even know what that is two months pogba dog is barking so much i'll be this potato oh look party qtc furry party potato [Music] hi cutie oh hey it's meg thank you for the sub chad thank you for the sub bum fizzle thank you for the three months killer thank you for the five megapore sleep for the prime and crash thank you for the gifted jackfruit thank you for the 13 months especially the 11 unsafe pit thank you for the prime volleyball thing with the 20. my dog won't stop barking thanks maya do you guys want to see my rash i'll show you this is my rash it hurts so bad i can't touching my face no it's not my birthday i can take off the hat qtc love the itch of my nose we get v2 for weeks oh my god i'm harry potter this has got to be the worst filter in the world really [Music] love the new look cutie six months white people happy [Music] oh my god my face hurts so bad chad qtc spin i can't stop touching it i'll tell you what you've missed oh i went outside um i'm missing some subs that i owe thank you hope you feel better soon qtc anxiety thanks jackfruit thank you for the 13s s spans thank you for the 11. unsafe pit think you're the prime volleyball thing for the 20 saucy penguin thank you for your sub benny thank you for the 18 bree thank you for the 10 prime think of the six kirk thank you for the eight fail thank you for the three emma thank you for the year j bones of the 20. hi i'll go back to this potato i'm a genius potato [Music] are you still looking for an editor no i don't need an editor i have too many editors and not enough content crash thank you for gifting another sub all right chap i pog hair have a really bad rash and my face hurts a lot like a lot a lot and i'm really um stressed about the rash um soft and sad thing of the seven months mercedes think of the four i'm really stressed about it has me very scared do you know what caused it hey rifty josh don't come in here ask him to play league with me i'm playing with steve what kind of potato are you i'm my idaho potato i'm playing with stans wash um but anyway so my whole face is very red and very swollen and very itchy and very stingy it feels like a really bad sunburn um so i'm trying not to touch it but it hurts a lot it really does um i had it yesterday and i um took a benadryl and was hoping it'd go away i woke up this morning and it hurt even more so um so i went to instacare and the doctor said it's a covid rash which apparently is like a an auto he said an autoimmune response which has me really stressed i don't know why that's word scared me so much but it scared me a lot and also my chest still hurts so you really noticed that there's a bit of snow dev falls thank you so much for the five gifted um so yeah i'm just like it's such a bad level of anxious i'm really really anxious um i'm really really anxious like i'm not kidding like i've convinced myself that like i'm having a heart attack every other [ __ ] 20 minutes i've like i it's i'm really scared of this i don't like being sick it has me very very scared um it has me scared i feel like it's gonna like kill me and i'm scared about it i don't like being scared [Music] a fever is also an autoimmune response why didn't the doctor tell me that it made me think it made me think that like like your body is like attacking itself and so like what if i feel better qt my body starts attacking my brain or my heart or something qtc cookie qtc cookie qtc cookie qtc cookie [Music] how long has your coveted lasted so much longer than everyone else in this house which also has me stressed because i'm like what's wrong with me feel better qt thanks um i'm gonna be a potato for the rest of the day we're gonna just be playing league with stans and so i realize this is probably bad for views but i really uh need to distract myself because i'm really really anxious i i can't even um i can't even articulate how anxious i am so that's what we're doing so just know that it's gonna be a leak day and so i'm really sorry i know i haven't been making like good content um i'm really really sorry i just need i'm selfishly streaming to distract myself i'm not streaming to entertain you guys so uh which is what i started doing when i first started streaming it was a big distraction uh so we're using that coping mechanism again and i hope at least some of you will stick around but i understand you guys don't all like league so so yeah and anytime you see my fingies moving around it's cause i'm trying to uh just like i'm trying not to itch it but it's so itchy um but i'll show you what my face looks like um one second i have to figure out how not to be a potato i don't know how not to be a potato honestly oh my god what is this hello what is up wow qt is discovering vtuber powers and i'm scared oh my god i could be shrek all day cypher thank you for the six months dev falls thank you for your sub most tragic thank you for the 18 ben thank you for the four coop thank you for the seven kyle thank you for the prime j bone for your 20 x crash thank you for gifting another sub wow i look great um oh god my face guys it's so bad so itchy doesn't may look very angry he doesn't really reflect personality much because i was looking angry i'm not trying to touch my face guys it's so itchy though so itchy oh wait i was trying to show you my rash i'll show you my rash i don't even know what it looks like on camera i'll be honest all i did was be a potato instantly oh it has the filter on let me take the filter off look how bad it is chat um oh it hurts so bad yeah yo qt [Music] so i'm in a lot of pain [Music] and it hurts really bad [Music] and i'm gonna be a potato today instead qtc7 back to lurking it hurts really bad so yeah it's really sad for me um [Music] you can still see it even when i'm this weird shrek why is my one eyeball not working the heck hey oh well that one didn't work did it that's not good that filters broken this is a weird this is a weird app i downloaded that doesn't cover up my that doesn't cover it up at all i want to be a potato again potato [Music] i don't know how to remove the background [Music] but i'm going to be this potato one year qtc wow thank you for the one year wow thanks for the one year yay one year oh i'm a fancy rich potato almost a year nick pigeon thank you for the 11 months thank you so much [Music] okay well [Music] modern war boy thank you the prime yeah it couldn't be different potatoes i can also be this potato [Music] or this potato usual la la thank you for the 27. [Music] or this potato or ew this potato looks like it's in poop yuck cherry red think of the prime this is kind of a nice potato this is a weird potato oh my that's a weird potato this is a nice potato this one's probably the prettiest ah my nose oh my oh is stan's calling me sorry calling him sorry calling him back i'm calling him back mrs potato head hello hey how are you dude i am so stressed that's tough uh you're feeling sick yeah i have a um uh i have a rash all over my face i i saw when you turned off the filter this thing is very cool did it be in the potato well yeah or you did like a lot you were the potato you were shrek all kinds of stuff or even just the beauty filter was lit yeah i think i'll use the beauty filter like perma let's be honest that's what i was thinking i want to download it holy [ __ ] it just seems goated yeah but i am going to be a potato today because my face hurts so bad finally an action yeah don't worry i love it um how are your games is it would it be a nightmare if you like started as a potato v tuber and you popped the [ __ ] off no i would love it i never have to do my makeup i would love to be a famous potato v tuber okay cool this is the start yeah um well how the game's gone uh do you want the truth or do you want the classic stance positivity i want the truth i've lost every game except one i was owen six and i just won one ooh what um which is not great are you in placements no i finished my placements i am silver one perfect because i am bronze three so oh great hopefully yeah it reaches yeah and it might even help you win some because it'll put us in like with worse people i think that's that's fair that's good that's true oh is there an amaranth v tube or someone asked let's see could i look like amaranth that would be insane i would love to just like pretend to be amaranth all day no there's no amaranth chat someone make it uh it's called snap camera yeah someone recommended it to me it looks like it works really well yeah i was like how soon could i make a v tuber and someone was like uh not not soon cutie and i was like oh right like a real be tuber would take yeah yeah but i mean worst case they have this one that's like an anime person i could be this anime person they have so many i don't really do they have uh jace from arcane [Music] um i don't know why i'm an anime mom i think that's unfortunate um but do they have jace from arcade let's see let's see if they have because that's my dream that's my dream v tuber i want to be jace me as a disney character really helps with the rash it like just looks like bleach very blush your disney head is a little small though i feel like if it was slightly bigger it'd be perfect i think it looks good no in the camera it looks good but in the uh in the other view i don't know zoomed out it felt weird yeah that like that you know in the middle of your screen the snap camera thing that's freaking me out yeah um okay let's look if they have any arcane ones arcane yeah snap camera i mean save that in the old folder so i can catfish people yeah it's fun okay i'm gonna ban yeone i hate him oh that would be good wait what are you playing i just realized you normally play bot don't you uh i'm jungling i've jungled i'm only jungling a sigma wolf of the jungle they call me why are you playing warwick uh no sigma wolf mourin like attitude like i listened to damn blizzarian and and that kind of stuff oh okay okay it doesn't really have an arcane one that's okay i'm a unicorn um that's so lame actually you would think they would uh-huh unicorn is terrifying i i hate it yeah well it doesn't help that my rash looks disgusting it has nothing to do with the rash and more with the movies wait i need to walk in though oh so sus okay jinx oh god you can see my rash chat don't look at me among us does nothing what the heck it doesn't even do anything oh maybe you need full body or maybe that's the joke you got you got sussed oh i'm suss that sucks yeah because you thought among us would work you're not muted in league stans what does that mean oh can you guys hear me double sorry it says smile what did you do oh they took diana they they're stream sniping us cutie are they they no probably not i hope not let's see if they have anything that's just if i type in jinx okay our echo is in our chat so flame everyone but him when we lose no he's in our chat he's in my chat i'll play him i don't care all right here we go that'd be so cool if they had a jinx for youtuber i'd be jinxed all day oh god that's not it that would be sick you were on dead zombie oh there's jinx yeah but it was bad it works perfectly yeah yeah was it these are so poorly made someone in chat please make me a jinx one oh the blue hair is kind of cool oh if you turn your head the right way it's coated [Music] i like that one [Music] all right i'll go back to be a potato chat all right i'm ready to focus all right this is big for us yeah to gold both of us of course yep yep straight there can't stop all right i'm getting comfy i'm getting comfy oh yeah oh we got this [Music] oh my face okay i'm excited i'm excited i played like three hours of league yesterday with casey and we lost every game i mean i know the feeling she's an iron so okay so it's very disheartening it was probably the sickness though and you're coming out the other side now because you're a potato yeah oh it was so awful i just the one good thing about covid not that there was a lot of good things is i feel like i haven't been traditionally sick in two years yeah me too which makes my anxiety so much worse because i'm like not used to being sick oh right yeah obviously i'm dying yeah and i would really prefer not to die like i can't emphasize that enough uh i'll send you a squad stream this is how i found out that qd doesn't follow my channel yeah i do oh you do just i kidding i accepted it uh it still says invite sent to me it's weird because i accepted it and then it like reloaded the page [Music] yeah i i think it's unfair that all the boys in the house are like totally fine and somehow i'm the one that had the worst copic that is tough oh is this a covered rash yeah oh interesting that's what the i went to instacare today and that's what they said interesting what that [ __ ] sucks that's success yeah oh there we go this classroom started they got it from rock climbing yeah which is dangerous because i've been rock climbing a little bit well i brought it to my christian home and now my face hurts uh your mormon home i've been watching you watch mormon uh love show yeah that show's great we watched it it's all over now oh really yeah you should watch it i caught you seeing a girl talking about talking to her unborn baby it was very it was crazy sometimes i guess that's what people do yeah which is fine imagination is a powerful thing okay it's sad because it's like because of that energy is the reason she won't have babies you know what i'm saying oh you think that like the anxiety the uh it's gonna like shut her down the desperation like she just met these guys and she said that to them like saying that on the first date that's oh oh you mean romantically no one's gonna want to have a baby with her exactly i thought you meant biologically her body was gonna be so tense that she couldn't do it no i think i mean most mormons have vaginismus they have what it's called vaginismus i feel like you're gonna you're candacing me no i'm not i'm not it's a okay what's it a disease not a disease it's more of a mental thing where you're uh you don't let anything in your vaginas because you've been told for years that it's like bad you got it you're vacuum sealed yeah so your vacuum sealed and your vagina legitimately has spasms that keeps it like flexed all day so it never loosens up so even when they try to have sex they like can't they like literally right i'm saying so maybe that means soaking is a good thing yeah honestly because then they won't have as much vaginismus yeah oh there's been a hundred kills in this game already what is happening yeah it's a little soon oh they're good music we're listening to chat i think they're to double crab on us unless you guys want to walk up on crap 15 months p-o-g-g-i-e-s also qtc potato okay don't die today that's the most important thing i have smite if i can get there she got both she double crab my ass i need to order some face like benadryl or something it's just so itchy that is unfortunate i thought i was dying to chat [Music] all right sorry support i was um changing my music [Music] [Music] all right top winning hard bot winning hard mid kind of vibing uh this seems good for us the the thing about steroids that's like the worst part of it is i'm already very high anxiety right and he's like okay i'm going to prescribe you steroids just so you know they will probably make you feel jittery and i'm like that's tough great and then he's like i know because i'm i tell him i'm like i'm a little anxious because i feel like my breathing's tight and he's like so he listened to my lung he was actually a really good doctor he like looked at my lungs and chest and he's like you're fine like he's really patient with me and he's like but i'll give you a inhaler prescription too just in case you feel like you need it okay so it gives you an inhaler prescription he's like by the way when you use this inhaler it will make your heart race and i'm like son of a [ __ ] everything that i can use to help me will also give me like anxiety attacks okay this diana is actually kind of working and twerking on me in terms of matt unfortunately she hasn't come down here at all for sure that is good yeah i mean she did kill top and mid though oh i should get a kill right now perfect oh maybe even two uh that's all good denim might be coming i'm around though for a counter game if needed i actually think we just drake yeah yeah come on come on let's go fan came inside so you look like a million bucks today hey something different you get a new haircut cutie i don't know what it is but you're looking great uh-oh oh no he's fine okay oh what's the dinosaur we have to run oh good exhaust oh no [Music] oh god zed's behind his head's behind us that's all right that's right oh he's on me he's on my ass nice okay for this quadra questioner no he's not gonna do it you're crazy you're crazy king you idiot okay oh no good [ __ ] though we got dragon we got a lot of kills yeah that was good for us yeah it's crazy because i like tweeted it i tweeted about my rash and there's so many people that are like oh yeah i had the same thing or my mom had the same thing i'm like [ __ ] why aren't we talking about this yeah it's kind of crazy yeah that's why i made sure to tweet it because i think like you know talking about it is healthy talking about it really calms me down because then i hear other people had it i'm like you're still alive right like your rash and kill you for some reason i have to get right all the people with rashes are dead yeah oh no i'm like is rash a symptom that kovid will kill you my doctor's like bro you've got to relax it's not helping you okay i like the thought that your doctor's just like bro my doctor's actually sick he's so sick he uh he works with the instacare because i don't have a doctor here but if he ever opens a private practice i would literally go to him he's so sick he's so cool he's like a young guy uh we talked to him about league when i went to him for my concussion too it's like part of why i haven't found a regular doctor because he's just so cool that i'm like i'll just keep going there yeah visit the homie but yeah he's a big homie with my concussion too it's been a bad year for me i just realized all right the stream is pushing a lot i think diana's gonna go there chat let's outplay her mentally let's meet her there nice smart i like that oh i'm just kidding trying to make left uh careful for dynamic popping over the river bush okay i thank you [Music] you're fine suck oh no we lost the homie yeah that's all right we still win this there's no drag up polymorph first and then oh lulu next time you're in town but easier said than done i know i know can we have a potato only fans oh i was hoping you guys would ask this has all just been the long con yeah oh [ __ ] actually this is straight up diveable uh we're getting dived uh you're getting dope well yeah she's down here she dovah oh that's all right she could have killed me she uh ash used her oh um i kind of played that like a papaya clap but that's all right we got tower no she is not wanting to leave the neighborhood uh it looks like they're coming up mid okay no problem lux came back down here diana's just going i'm gonna recall for dragon if tryndamere comes with us then it should be freeze hill i didn't even understand what was oh my god how is she not again bro okay she's altered nice good [ __ ] good rocket oh close yeah i'm not oh that's all right they're low oh [ __ ] me that was scary so this should be a free drink oh my god yeah and uh actually they have old diana doesn't have old lux in the huddle so no oats down here oh our mid laner just got outplayed a little bit unfortunately it's close alan thank you for the prime uh if they stay to try and kill you i might kill them okay no just kidding she saw me let's do it yeah i think even just some cover would be good in case they do run at me but i think i do it fast enough yeah i'm good okay let's jump all right two down two to go dynamite someone had chad said oh no soda pop is gonna fall in love with her qtc jammies very funny yeah i don't think my my v tuber has um big enough bobas for soda to lose his mind all right i'm going back good i'm just a potato trying to potate you know oh damn i didn't think she would actually do it she would uh hold me my bad kill him before pops nice job get it yeah it is the longest thing ever yeah guys we care about stream snipers and brawns okay okay i can't win games even without the stream snipers yeah i'm gonna cover there's a chance the stream snipers actually give it to us because they feel bad so yeah actually last night when i was playing a game with casey casey had lost six games in a row and uh this guy's in the game he's like oh my god is that casey tron and then he just kept feeding us kills and we still lost it was actually amazing that's just sad for a lot of reasons yeah i'd be like i'd be like blitzcrank please come give me a kill please i just need three i need to come give me a kill and then uh and then i still didn't scale enough yeah he wasn't worth enough at that point you gotta give him a kill so he can give you more all right one minute on herald two minutes on dragon in a minute yeah it could be anywhere careful okay sorry i go about to get dogged on i actually need to leave him alone fight your own battles echo they're both so low careful for diana she moves pretty quick she's got a proto belt is it coming back here okay uh this game is just gonna be a let trendy mercurius game if we don't feed he's gonna get super duper strong 30 seconds still harold that's me oh nice that was cool this night is actually insane why would you go for that nice killings um they're mia but oh yes is super duper free we won a game probably maybe well yeah yeah let's not let's not say all that maybe all right go just got absolutely [ __ ] on oh no king oh because i said it because i said probably maybe that was tough oh i missed it oh [ __ ] it scared me dragon in 38. tryndamere is going to get herald we could just set it for dragon hmm oh nice she should be dead yep it didn't help at all but pretended no that's fine perfect timing to get the dragon okay and jax is bought hello what are you doing oh yeah let's go let's go let's go oh we've got three dragons we're we're just gonna win off soul and [ __ ] jackson trying to jump on me oh boy there you go i'm all the way back here close the front of the jack damn i'm useless die in his butt no it's fine fine farm up you got it oh my soul when you miss canon oh it does feel bad the worst is when you do it early on in elaine and just the sephora just stands there and looks at you yeah yeah uh we'll end this game fast i've been chugging water and so then i just have to pee every 30 minutes i watched like a tick tock recently about urinalysis and i'm beginning to worry that i drink too much water really why because it's crystal clear like a [ __ ] canadian lake yeah that's very that's very clear i will say like that's a lot of water yeah oh looks no exhaust i watch the flash either oh cutie ash dead lol chat oh ow let me just stand in that therefore the zed is actually the strong one available also i have 4k gold i need to spend whoopsies 2k yeah how much water do you drink uh as much as i can get what really i i would i always though i would never i probably have like diabetic or something i'm literally always thirsty i i'm a couple gallons a day a couple yeah i love water it's my favorite thing i think that's too much i think so too i also try and get salts though so that i don't have beautiful skin um i don't know yeah you tell me probably not it's good it's not i haven't had it like i haven't like you know stared at your skin chat yeah as long as you're getting electrolytes with salt then you're fine someone said no such thing as too much water uh yeah there definitely is yeah unless this tick tock lied to me which could not be the case just diving killing oh god oh not like me not like this i'm coming i'm coming i don't need you man okay that was messed up that was my start [Laughter] okay oh my god do you see that they said report jax said the n-word and then that's actually so funny diana said nope and then echo said i got you [Laughter] good clarification though he's like damn i gotta turn all chat back on my game's been quiet today yeah you need all chat it's necessary sometimes it gets your blood flowing get in the body i there you go you reset go nuts oh no the guy in a flash feels bad man uh okay 40 seconds until this we get it and then one dude [Music] i die again i'll pee when i die perfect enemy team said jungle difference that's not nice their juggler is actually disgustingly good that's the only good player on their team yeah that's messed up that is messed up um they're 80 carry it's 80 carry difference i think they're i just owe an 8. holy moly oh that's sad i feel bad yeah that's tough cha i had to itch my nose don't get mad at me they keep getting mad at me for touching my face but i have to are you trying to break the habit of touching your face or something yeah because it's the rash oh the rash got it not in general you're not supposed to touch it but it's so itchy i have to touch my nose and itch it did you ever have chicken pox growing up uh you know what's funny is i don't know if i did because i know my sister did and i think i pretended like i did oh like you wanted to be like your sister you can't remember if that was real it could be a fake memory exactly and the only one who would know is my mother whom is dead so i have no clue oh that is quite unfortunate for them the most annoying thing huh god mom how am i supposed to know if i had chickenpox i know so rude yeah so well this was the easiest game i played in a long time cutie this is what we needed to do yeah that was great okay i'm gonna pee now all right i'll be right back some relative of mine had some kind of virus that made her have diarrhea she drank too much oh [ __ ] my old button i just zoomed in and i don't know how oh my computer's breaking ah [ __ ] ramik you did awesome you did fantastic what the hell's happening here my computer's breaking god imagine if we somehow get gold that would be so sick i am having fun playing league of legends hey puppy hi any day there we go oh it won't let me honor cutie wait actual i can't honor anyone oh it is my alt button stuck i spilled some coffee on here oh something's wrong chat what what is the button you hold to zoom in on google that button is stuck in because it's it's zooming is it alt control i got a popsicle best day ever what i i think you're being sarcastic because of the rash no i got popsicles ah i see a cse oh it's messed up close next game thank you thank you oh boy oh chat you can't even see the popsicle because i'm a potato [Music] my second favorite destiny 2 streamer ugh it's cool because i can actually eat a popsicle on stream as a potato and it can't be sexualized little do you know there's a very niche quarter of the internet that is [ __ ] creaming their jeans right now we got another one your support's name is fortnite game i love him i love that he's gonna he's gonna make him take the l okay uh i'm gonna ban corki and then i'm gonna go grab a water i'll be right back oh no my dog and my cat are fighting which side do i take in the divorce um i don't know make a sub goal for a new potato okay potato every 20 subs i'll be a new potato so actually i'll round it up let me go to 90 4 590. so that's 25 ish subs new potato okay ah what's a golden round all right i'm back look maya i'm eating a popsicle and i can't get in trouble like i'm giving a blow job to it because you can't see it you talked about the popsicle and it made me really want something phallic so i got a banana oh that's crazy why wait maya do you want to see my face do you wanna see how bad it is it's bad i'm taking the steroids i took one i took one steroid oh look fortnite game is so sweet he said we got this which is the opposite of what i assume for fortnite gamers you you should hit him with the where we dropping cutie because you're like bot lane partners yeah i'm i'll i'll be fun and quirky bot lane partner where we drop in and then say like from the game you get it oh is it tilted yeah that's good that's uh that's like the empire state building fortnite right oh i thought he was just saying he was he was tilted no no no he's saying tilted towers he's about to frag out talk to your doctor i went to instacare today i'm on steroids i'm living my best life just in a lot of pain this is about to be the easiest win of our life why because they picked tryhard sexy characters and we picked with heart any person i guess you play viego right i played vegan yeah i was going to judge anyone who plays viego you should i was gonna say any person who plays viego or apollo or whatever the [ __ ] his name is is just a wannabe emo [ __ ] boy oh aphelios um yeah yeah i thought they had nephilios that's a gin my bad well it's crazy to be wannabe emo i feel like you can just do it no it seems so easy it costs a lot of money you have to go to hot topic there's kind of everything's marked up there yeah i never know how to pronounce anyone's name have you seen the new character zary i think she's at 80 carrie you might like her is she emo no well you just said you didn't like emo characters yeah but it's because i'm projecting and i want to be like oh too close to home i see got it you want to gatekeep a little bit of the emo character uh-huh did you see that when we were young um festival no yeah everyone's been tweeting about yeah everyone thinks it's a scam ah is it a scam i don't know i think it might be i mean wouldn't the bands just have to say yeah we signed up for this festival yeah but also it's run by the same people that did the travis scott festival that a bunch of people died at oh then it's 63 bands and 11 or a 12-hour 12-hour set like it says you know the thing goes from 11 a.m to 11 p.m and it's 60 bands now how many i mean if they have 60 stages though that's pretty good it's 11 hours of band or whatever they don't hi it all depends on the stage yesterday and have a fever now skeptical smiley face hope you get better yeah it's probably fake they have three stages chat saying so we don't know if it's real or not it's also still covet it's crazy when is it announced or when is it doing it october so it'll be lower i know i'm nervous about my my march event oh yeah it'll be lower too but yeah because it's like the worst it's ever been right now right yep i'll tell you what it's not great apparently people getting rashes from a potato wow i hadn't heard that yeah it's a symptom look out for it guys covered for about a drop stay tuned dude i'm never leaving my house i'm so mad that i'm sick you haven't gotten it right stance no i'm like the only person i know dude stay that way it's miserable uh we have been like uber safe though i already don't like leaving the house and so this is just a reason to to also not leave the house yeah i mean i'm the same way yeah true treasure i literally got it from oh why did i not take e i'm so stupid oh i'm throwing i'm not gonna gang for an hour because i wasn't paying attention just so you know it's okay i'm eating a popsicle for the banana really threw me off uh yeah here i did visit the one time i wasn't safe was when aatrock almost boomed us yeah that's scary but we got through it when aatroc had the gnarliest kind any i don't know he seems very sick and shitty but that's because he refused to back chat yeah i couldn't imagine if i wasn't vaxxed i really couldn't like i feel like it was so bad um that like i i can't only imagine how bad it would have been if i didn't have backs at all like i have not had a good time with this people hate qt and chat oh i'm having a hard time farming down here because they're very pokey that's all right literature club i am so far behind why did i go krugs chat oh god riddle me this oh she's low i've got a back i'm too scared to stay diego bot side okay perfect good to know he also got the crab go all in go all in kale hold on oh the wave is in a good spot though wait why is she picking leeson alive i gotta kill is fortnite gamer toxic i don't know oh sorry a truck is back's chat oh it's a joke that's a joke yeah it was a joke i guess you should you should be careful about the joke because there's people out there who are unironically anti-vaxxed which blows my mind uh wait where's why is the orianna saying you're starting so you have to you have to translate for me the graves and the orianna are beefing they're beefing mm-hmm sheesh well orion is winning the beef so or the lane which means she's winning the beef in my head yeah ariana said shut the [ __ ] up garbage can yeah yeah got it i'm so sick best player there's ever been and he's out oh he flashed by you hiding by you [ __ ] well got my drag oh god oh jesus i should have that one's on me okay getting some plates on bought all right i'm ready to fortunate same popsicle is over i was talking about it's also crazy that you're eating a popsicle not like just how do you play while eating a popsicle with one hand that seems hard as [ __ ] that's good i used to always have an ice cream game and be the one game where i try to eat ice cream at the same time as play in a bowl or in a cone i don't know it depends on the day actually i think we've got a mix fair dang it uh toplin missing we're up a drag because our jungler's got it like that the potato doesn't count as brown face that's actually so [ __ ] funny oh cutie's doing brown face new lsf club so can we go for it kale no he's got a word idaho face yeah don't tell minks about this she'll want to come eat me up dang that was a lot of there's a lot of damage on me let's go graves you ate the oriental nothing happened love that god damn it i'm dead is it a seraphin it's barely missed oh okay i need to drink some water one year ago my streamer was not a potato oh viego huh that's unfortunate uh i found him though they might try and do harold yeah the june they're doing help graves off a back should be pretty strong would you join the envy house for laughs once you're better cutie do what lily pichu was doing living away from michael for a bit jesus christ that is the most paranormal sentence i've read in my entire life [Laughter] um i'm not in envy i'm literally on tsm so i couldn't live at the envy house number two i want to live with my boyfriend but i'm sorry that would be more entertaining for you if i lived at the envy house a team that i'm not even on got him what the hell is that about all right good news i'm playing bad but we're winning that's hype uh 25 seconds still drag let's get this crab if we can oh [ __ ] they're running up yeah they're over here okay i feel like seraphin was the one that pinged that am i crazy yeah no they did i thought they were gonna own oh i'm late oh behind [ __ ] i'm caught i'm caught i'm caught oh i'm feeding feet alert okay that's tough he he got fortnited oh ori's here okay they get this dragon unfortunate damn my bad uh we at least have a kale [Music] not a dirty tick pack grapes go steal it with old tape oh he's a wiener oh he didn't even push it in oh my ears itchy okay it's been itched okay i have to play chill i'm a little with my zero three over here that's okay it's okay and my awful cs you think i'm crazy did she award that i'm on a pink what the hell go he's level eight i'm level eight this is not going to work watch him immediately get older down there [ __ ] he did he did immediately get ulted down there oh my god their karma is so good at the shields if i could win that look theo might be going back careful someone just said read the room what does that mean this is my room hello you read the room maybe talking to another chatter a classic another chatter situation i should not do a jungle guide check i'm terrible um heart stuck silver oh my god i should have left but he used his flash at least okay down on turrets high on heart though that's the good news uh yeah for sure hextech viego [ __ ] seems crazy i need [Music] oh oh dude i swear they heal for like so much my bad my bad my bad my bad oh terrible i'm [ __ ] zero four right now so oh she flashed right jeff i just think a farm as much as humanly possible if i had that would have had it uh we win if kale gets to like level 16 without being too far behind so i'm not feeling too bad all right my lane is done i can't do anything nice they might be doing harold right now window walking down it's tower huge yeah it's all right nice try oh we get dragon stop them from getting it too because they've been focusing hard after we get mid oh after yeah it couldn't hurt to keep up coming back oh god karma yeah karma's a super good champ right now let's see if we can get dragon as well while we're down great poke great shield yeah i think she's like a first pick picker band in lck so yeah use everything on it we have to kill it kill it for the interior got it oh [ __ ] i'm done i didn't know it was all of them all right lee syndrome oh no ah i tried to flash too i tried to flash oh no dang it i wasn't sure where to go oh we got the drag that's good oh but their jungler is quite ahead is just super good i mean you do have nb cutie on your team so this is winnable yeah true [Laughter] what was he thinking keep running okay who needs reasons nope hi bye i don't know why our graves are spamming taunt i think we're behind the good news is if karma keeps using empowered q i mean she's bad because empowered shield is so goated in late game and maybe she'll just be useless once her base damages go down i don't even think oh boy good uh we're running we're running we're fighting mundo oh don't fight we're coming oh we're too slow my my kick didn't do the thing oh my god okay i'm out of there get away [ __ ] that's not nice that's not nice and you know it that's not nice and you know oh god imagine being able to do that uh there's no way they just go barren right that's four they might that's five four uh gin gale first [Music] god damn it can i get some dragon a 50 farm or something i'm doing awful it's all good oh if we're going to win it's going to be on the back of this kale so got to do our best oh [ __ ] oh god no but she's dead she shouldn't even be that deep oh no jake's no change though [Music] don't go that way just run back to the bottom just get away from there jesus oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus okay i'm gonna steal this one hi better jungler we stay alive today um so for you don't worry about hitting any of like the back line just have to try and pop mundo and viego with us and then i'm going to try and go for the kick in the fight okay sorry point crow point crows viewers hello i was trying to mute my mic but i can't open discord right now sorry stance no worries point girls viewers thank you for the raid nice to see you what a raid holy [ __ ] massive rape so sorry i was trying to figure out oh [ __ ] is that 50 different in my chat i'll leave my gifted i left it right i mean i didn't mean to i leaked my discord dance trying to mute myself on discord oh that's tough yeah i don't know what they were i think there was just a sponsor which is not bad at all so so we feel fine about that oh let's go for the catch i think we can do this we're here i believe just kidding [ __ ] just kidding oh she's dead oh my god oh this is this is actually probably good for us i don't have any words for war tops because i'm bad oh this vehicle is over here so low damn okay we're coming big shutdown for kale [Music] there we go now i have jumps and all we have to do is steal the last dragon imagine losing that tower couldn't be me couldn't be me chat okay oh i'm zero eight i'm dog [ __ ] it is queen man oh that i just sent that as a voice memo to hassan and dog [ __ ] me yelling i'm zero eight i'm dog [ __ ] ah whoops this is a winnable fight for us oh i'm not there uh never mind i was wrong oh she's just running straight at us oh god okay i'll go do the kale thing let's go get excited i'm scared i'm nervous i think it has to be gin of these guys oh maybe orioli strong too i should have gone for it i'm a weenie it's a scary one i don't know if you would have gotten out alive yeah but that's okay i'm healing real quick don't fight don't fight don't wait dude that mundo yeah he's tanky oh [ __ ] careful oh we're gonna die me and my queen okay we're gonna get this drake dude i've got to sorry i've got to do this and then close that no my bad oh [ __ ] that's a bad boy my bad oh [ __ ] give me a jump craze oh boy oh so thick oh my god oh boy i can't do [ __ ] oh boy hmm they're gonna baroni here sharking i'm coming oh my god i'm gonna try and kick uh homie into us get ready you ready i'm kicking homie into us for sure i think it's mundo it's mundo mundo from behind i'm bad it doesn't kill him oh we could baron actually kind of like that oh magic nice job let's go cutie oh god oh mundo he's such a sick [ __ ] he's left he has no teleport as well all right kill the crap free move speed in case we need it you stay on crap all right we get the next soul and we're actually looking good the baron noise just came through on my yeah i know i heard that through or through my speakers or something or was that my side that was weird i think it was both of us i think it was just late and it made me think i was like uh did they just get it like yeah i thought they got elder some stupid [ __ ] while we were doing it okay i think i should get sir serpents fang for mundo yeah that's what i'll get i'll get serpent's fang chat careful squad it could be anywhere do not get caught i'm scared we win if kale turns into a nasty [ __ ] that's all we need everything else is inconsequential okay i'm dead [Music] oh my gosh okay they used everything on me ah that's all right good we win this fight win this fight are there only four run go get excited go go go go go go go go go go go go slow as hell okay that's okay okay diego's top he might be hitting our base instead their viego is throwing oh nice job good fight they used everything on me and miss those were good traps chad did you see my traps i didn't because i was already dead i think um i'm holding out of my mind i don't know i do oh hell yeah oh turret season don't nice overstay soul avail oh okay [Music] careful you need to run probably running i should have just stayed on the tower when we've gotten it all right sure i know dominic's is better than serpent spang but i'm so poor chat that it's better for me to get serpents right now because then i at least have something um but maybe that's bad thinking i don't know i don't know no we need kale oh we can't do this out kale i can let me try and steal i think that's about it hail hey oh she's teleporting no [ __ ] me i'm bad oh no i'm very bad i missed everything oh that's so disappointing oh close careful y'all itemization sucks why should i help you get drag to win to win oh my god i'm so bad oh my god they're everywhere oh god they are everywhere oh my god i have zero map awareness that's all right i was just so i'm still reeling from my sad rocket and get good i guess it's silver dog we're all here all right can we hold chat race your horses i'm flat oh that's even more embarrassing okay 142 baron okay i'm focused okay 310. oh good [ __ ] good job getting there uh zoning warding oh where do you know oh we saw him we saw him coming out of base saw karma and orianna [Music] i think we can end off this with the omega throw oh maybe not they have supers ah don't chase skills don't try skills we're just trying to because they they beat us if we don't end only hit nexus what a [ __ ] dog let's go i didn't deserve that for the record that's so sick oh gin walked up we caught him we ended good stuff yay i didn't deserve that you deserved it you got it you deserved it that's the solo queue mindset hot potato hot potato hot potato hot potato i have to pee again go for it okay i'll honor you i only have about one more uh in me because i gotta go to dinner okay i'll pee already which means i'm gonna have to gift 100 subs to my checks that didn't hit gold tough day unless we somehow win this game and i get promoted to gold so probably not [Music] [Music] all right this is the one all right let's do this i believe oh yeah i'm looking at my dog is trying to play with my cat and the cat does not like it oh sad classic situation it's sad for both of them i think yeah it is sad for both of them ooh tryndamere xin zhao that's not great for us you know yikes yeah that's terrifying already wow okay let me set up my discord so i'm not i don't know why it's on that screen i also need to fix my overlays um because my as long as you got the potato i think you're good to go no my stupid discord keeps doing the overlays so my dmos are popping up oh i hate that that makes me feel so stressed yeah it was making me a little stressed even though i'm in streamer mode i'm literally in streamer mode so did that work wait what did you tweet oh you said hi stream oh i said tweet yeah i just seen if that went through yeah it definitely did oh yeah it did hell yeah oh wukong i like that sit back and watch the magic chat are we going to go 3-0 today i feel it i actually feel good never mind cutie doesn't feel good chat she feels terrible i feel i've got this rash on my face you should block the map oh i can block the map now yeah ah give the stream sniper something to look at is what i say no the cat's striking back oh the cat is striking back it's a horrific scene [Music] [Music] oh they have the new character oh where oh no uh zary she like shoots lightning i don't she has a little dash like a mini dash like a vein tumble okay other than that i don't know much about her but we have prestige gucci edition senna and that's gonna be enough also in a million point four point lux and a million point three point jinx so together those two are gonna carry us she can dash over walls yeah or slide over i'm a bit of a sleepy potato does cutie actually have another potato uh i have a plethora of potatoes every 20 subs i'm changing potatoes i saw you go through quite a few potatoes yeah i like the one where it's like really tall and the eyes are far apart yeah that one's weird admittedly [Music] hey einstein relax buddy all right my head's in the game perfect i'm gonna scoop my chair in i got a sick crisscross applesauce that's how it works perfect it's actually you don't do power stance feet on the floor no it's actually not even crisscross applesauce it's like my my feet are touching like i'm in a v kind of like a cradle or something oh like a yoga stretch yeah it's kind of a yoga stretch interesting yeah i bought a foot rest and it changed the game i feel like my posture is goaded now really you have such good posture already i think i had okay posture but with the foot rest i have the mo it's like unbelievable i'm tall now that i am standing up what i should get that my posture's so bad i got one of those posture harnesses oh a better back yeah but i never use it oh you got to use it it's goated too yeah ludd actually told me he was like stan's got one of those and loved it yeah hr i got one and hated it though so you were the tie breaker vote uh oh okay okay this game i'm not gonna troll on pathing and then we're just gonna win super easy i'm crazy i hate playing against a new champ yeah you never know what to do although that's how i feel against most champs nowadays i played against a gwen the other day oh god [ __ ] up stupid oh let's go oh like that i think the character is zeri she was in one of my games i think she kind of blows so you got this wait someone said she's also invalid uh there's a character that looks like her and acts like her that's weird i don't really get it yeah it is very weird all right ginger stop oh our top laners actually [ __ ] up their entire team hell yeah love that for us bam we might just win oh the same voice actor made both of them oh that's weird and they're basically twins i feel like they should just have the same name yeah if they were gonna do that they might as well have done it yeah yeah gone all in first character cross games oh look the tryndamere is said stands where you at oh damn i need to turn off all chat i mean turn on should i kill him should i camp him always is he a fan he's a fan ruin his life that's what i say let's go buddy you have red buff hit him hit him hit him i did not retain one point crow viewer i'm sorry point cross hahaha that's tough i'm so sorry number one i'm a potato number two i'm playing league i had nothing going for me i think they would be interested in the potato aspect you're really underselling the potato thing you're telling me it's just league league it's my problem yeah i actually i ironically think it's just league as someone who's been streaming league for the past few days yeah people don't love it they're screaming for hell's kitchen they want nothing more i'm telling you watch mormon mormon bachelor it's a good one yeah i should uh who makes it they're not going to boom me dmca no it's a little it's a little guy that goes to byu oh it's a it's his own it's a person yeah it's a person oh mormon bachelor yeah okay provo's most eligible there's only two seasons but they're working on the third right now and you would recommend it you think it's fun even if i'm not more i would very much so recommend it especially if you're not mormon it's a spectacle to me i'm like this is normal right yeah watching it and realizing like because chat would be like oh my god and i'd be like oh yeah that's not normal yeah we all thought that was normal right right right gingerbread actually twerking on us he might be coming back here he might be going to try rushing now okay if he is i'm here for the counter gank if he dipped we just do dragon ye straight up let's go thank you oh i don't have smite all back i have to leave i'm bad i'm so bad oh god behind yeah that was bad my bad i'm so stupid no you're okay okay okay kind of my fault no smite when i started it where do you watch that show chat people in my chat asking about it you missed it we binge watched it for like four days just watch my vods my b yeah my team got first blood the wukong is three strong foreign kitty are you still feeling sick no i'm fine i chose to be a potato this is who you are inside yeah i'm a potato i'm a little bit worried about this 202 victor scaling on us even though a lot of that is my fault how are you making a youtube video out of your lego thing stance uh it's like a story time that hits it's like a highlights vid where um i do a little bit of voice over before like the highlights like and then rochelle walked in and you'll never believe it and then michelle walks in and says something wild oh okay so did you do the voice lines first or did your editor edit it and then you did it edited it found like the funny clips and then then we i did the voice signs this morning okay very helpful i need to get more creative on the things i make youtube videos on so yeah it really i got a ton of twitch followers and people are excited about it so good yeah that was so cool yeah it was just it was fun what's funny is i've done so many lego sets and i've never thought of putting the timer up but the timer even got me invested like i wanted to go check where you were at with it and i'm like totally like i feel like an idiot for never have done a timer before how many lego sets have we done shot we've done so [ __ ] many yeah i watched you do uh home alone we did home alone we've done hogwarts castle we did hogwarts train station um yeah that's the secret meta we've done a few throw up the timer yeah the timer is this genius well what i'm doing next is i have the disney castle is coming um well i already have it i just the rat got in it long story um oh [ __ ] i'm coming but i'm doing a um oh i'm watching this fight oh that's sick we're fine oh oh [ __ ] we're not fine yeah oh i got boom by victor i just trying to flash for the wall okay that's okay but i'm doing a lego thon where every sub is a lego you have to put on yes that's so sick i was oh okay here's the good idea you can have this one uh you build a lego normally and every sub you take a lego off whoa so they try and fight you oh my god that's awful yeah that's that's what i was thinking oh feel free to have it if you don't i think i'm going to do it with the next setup i mean hey feel free you can do it too yeah i need to take a break though this took this yeah that's what happens when you do sets you like need a little cool down in between my friend uh sweet tails she just got we got matching uh phoenix sets from like the order of phoenix harry potter um and uh we're gonna do a race oh that's cool yeah so we'll see how that goes oh my god that sucked we got unfortunately ganked fast uh i will hold down here dragons up in one minute no alts so if when they sub it takes off a piece you obviously get to put that piece back on right oh yeah yeah but then you do it with a timer too uh i don't know about the timer we've never done the sub thing but i just think it's always keep the timer up yeah i think the timer is fun i think the timer just gives something people to talk about yeah i agree i have no interest in star wars or the millennium falcon but since you put that time up it like really makes me want to try it you've been dreaming about it yeah i don't even want to because i don't even like star wars so i'm like oh we're letting victor free farm oh no he's gonna carry this victor's actually gonna carry it's bad news but that's just how it's gonna be oh my god he just face taped to get the plate oh i got his flash yo he's inboxes and buttons him up can we collapse lux imagine i promise i have smite this time uh they're just gonna do drag here with victor on item spike uh careful second to farm all they get what the [ __ ] i i was sweeping how did he no he just went all in on a random bush lot locks you [ __ ] get over here oh thank god i'm cringing i'm cringing oh staring waiting to try to get that dragon that's all right that's all right i don't know what she was doing picking her ass over there picking her ass oh someone said i'm a spud bud now that's pretty funny that is funny okay wukong maybe can characters spud buds here and if you hit the follow button today you could be a spud bud too oh boy uh victor is gonna hard carry the game wukong needs to insta kill him i should have been victor instead of corki probably oh my god we are almost at a new potato i'm nervous what am i gonna be yes chad victor from arcane oh boy oh he stole my ready might be above you i'm here and i've opened 10. are they just leaving of course frustrating towards our blue nice okay there we go that's how we bring it back [Music] hold on [Music] he actually just one between him so hard disgusting monkey disgusting wukong what are my thoughts on the drake lawsuit what's the drake lawsuit oh i hope it's not like drake these nuts you know that would feel pretty bad for you what does drake these nuts even mean stan she doesn't know chat pepe laughs it needs to it needs to needs to make sense drake d's drinking drinking nuts isn't a thing holy [ __ ] she's never draped dee's nuts i don't think you can drink nuts oh okay you can't make up words for your nut jokes all right let's not throw okay we lost top and bought and made at the same time yeah we did uh [Music] is our wukong has that item that gives him his old back if he goes nuts so hopefully he goes nuts i think i can get this tower oh you can definitely get that sour milk milk milk milk milk meal well maybe not actually oh i'm out leveling this tryndamere hell yeah that's bad oh [ __ ] drake's up maybe wukong can just do it alone come down for drake i'm coming over for drake marco polo uh what's that simon roger dodger um so true so true zen zhao coming up from behind he killed our monkey our monkey is dead i repeat that monkey is okay that's okay we get a free drake and at least slow them down uh one person can probably base for tryndamere uh who should it be i'll do it i feel like that was the longest recall in the world why am i so slow i have boots i missed [ __ ] oh what'd you miss oh cannon minion or something no i altered tryndamere and i got him down to 10 health it was really sad for me i'm just gonna let this thing sing chat [Music] our senate just walked up to victor and got absolutely one shot sad nice to meet you let me tell you about the mormon church oh yeah oh god he's behind me we're all little flush up if you can and we'll come on flash he's gone [Music] we're a bit aggro on his point i mean he's only six at this point he's just a decoy qtc pepo qtc 7 qtc one qtc2 hmm there we go scales in zhao but tryndamere out scales us right side jungle oh i really thought we could get her my bed okay victor's coming i'm leaving might be able to get free tower victor should be back up now careful he's gonna yeah ins and saying that lux thought she could stand there yeah uh it's crazy okay okay can't do anything for 45 seconds okay go ahead you're eat free she's a slippery little dasher i hear my boyfriend i don't think he's coming here but i heard him how come you're a potato hello hello potato hi hi how's it going potato no i have eight more subs before i'm a new potato yeah yeah gets the job done though yeah what happened to your stream uh i was watching kerr's gazette and i got boom yeah perma-boomed or what no i could go back live but the way youtube works is not really like twitch oh right you would have lost a lot of viewers yeah and you don't really get it back and i would have to wait two hours to go live again i'm a new i'm a new potato yeah baby it looks cool this one oh my god you're the ariana grande tater what oh my god oh my god fabulous potato he does so much more damage than i expected oh god oh god oh jesus that's my bed that's my bed a little too focused on the potato not focused on the game i've been saying that [ __ ] all right we'll enjoy what are you going to help aiden in the garage can we just while they're burying can we do dragon or something keep them at least one further [Music] lux has got to go get that or something or jinx yeah i'm coming spin on you and kill you yeah he probably will oh the baron noise is so late yeah it's so late stressing me out every time guys we have to we have to do this i'm gonna get boomed yeah you are victor's coming no one on our team is also coming to help you so lame oh thank god much got it i wish someone on my team would have come to help me i'd say run run just run just run nothing we can do now okay really oh my god tryndamere's so stupid her name is stupid dang it uh yeah we just got victored yeah we got victor should have banned my bad oh that's not your bad oh it is i mean it's just it's too easy to be the best character in the game as victor you just farm from relative safety jesus yeah he just one shots me and the crazy thing is with the crown he doesn't take any [ __ ] damage oh there we go bro oh my god what was that unfortunate i have no idea what she does so [ __ ] me neither but she's missing autos what the [ __ ] did you see that whatever it was with two shot me oh she can miss autos not autos wow that's her queue is her queue like a third of a second cool though yeah i had no excuses rips it and rips it yeah everyone's saying that's a cue her q is her auto so she right clicks something chat what happens [Music] does she have to actually turbo spam queue oh it's a different auto so her accused nodorado it's just a different fast move that's crazy that she would have too yeah yeah cass or ryze are both characters that like don't use autos and maybe you're a little similar yeah i hate training let me win this besides catching victor and uh you use a like auto and right click q i don't even know what that word what that means oh my god we're [ __ ] i'm coming come on get your booty over here no wukong turn around will [Music] right click is like an ability q is like an auto dang it that was a sad one if her q is in auto and her auto attack is an ability why don't they just flip them chat am i smoking weed it sounds like they just replaced her q in her auto and flipped them oh my god oh we got boomed we got boomed hard i'm the trainer he has to charge her auto attack with her queue you're three seven you're gonna be bragging okay uh well i've got bad news and i've got good news cutie what the bad news for you is that i gotta get out of here and hang out with my dog go on a walk that kind of stuff the good news is that i also lose five hundred dollars i have to give 100 subs so i don't know if that's good news for me it's good for the chat though you know what i mean yeah the chat yeah the chat oh you're staying live right yeah okay i'm gonna drop a raid because my chat loves league of legends although you're probably pivoting to no i'll probably play a few games then we'll do some reacts chat i would love to hear that all right you pee i will gift and raved perfect guys get in stan's chat if you want to gift it sub and then you'll be sent right back oh my computer's so frozen yeah you got a one in a chance that's pretty good that's pretty good [Music] i can't believe i didn't i didn't get there a bit of a feels bad man love you staniel gg i uh does this guy know that i don't use all chat i didn't know that he loved me and that's my fault alrighty [ __ ] oh god 500 oh my heart oh [Music] damn what a fun day playing league of legends i'm getting out of here chap take it sleazy hope you had a good one i will be back tomorrow new stan show episode probably got a lot of stuff to do though i'm out of here wow i haven't been here in a while glad i come back to league pog cutie cinderella had one choice her two choices hey but she only chose one of them and that [Applause] hey nuts about [Music] and back i got you can't see this see that i got these little like dipping dot balls but they're just fruit like it's just tiny bananas and strawberries blueberries see oh i'm just trying to eat cold stuff because my throat hurts yeah just a wee bit of solo queue yeah it's cold but it's still bad i have um a rash on my face that's why i'm with potato [Music] i look like diglett [Music] [Applause] [Music] what the heck oh my god that calls for the that calls for the party potato where is he oh my god what the heck that was crazy where's the party potato hotel thank you so much it's so insanely random and nice of you thank you 100 subs party thank you so much holy cow thank you so much tbh i'm just a lurker most of the time and i have been enjoying your streams a lot lately oh that's really sweet thank you yeah everyone pee pee party it's so kind once the sub thing updates i'll put a new potato going thank you so much my weird arms we're making pizzas birthday cake i don't know just ham thank you for gifting a sub as well mental thing for three months why people happy i'm not exploding i'm excited [Music] what's on zeri she's dumb oh my ears are itchy i'm going to be a bake along this week cutie i was going to post the ingredients yesterday but i just don't know because i feel so sick i know you can see my snackies how did that make the hype train not the freaking 100 gifted i was the thing for the four months what am i eating it's like these frozen berries they're like one they're like healthy dippin dots they're little scoops of bananas and blueberries and strawberries my throat hurts so i'm just trying to cold stuff like a lot what are they called called wyman's i don't know i'm almost done [Music] so thank you sushi feel better soon qt less than three um i already set the sub goal in a little bit once i go back to base and i can do that this is not going to be a fun line i'll say that oh that's good that your puppy's test came back normal usually if your puppy like is like it's good thing it doesn't have parvo or anything because that's usually what puppies get sick with okay good poke good poke oh [ __ ] my cheek is so itchy i'm just gonna pat it thank you i said thank you do you think i'm crazy who was i thinking myself thank you cutie that was a good itch that was good oh my god thank you thank you so much i'm sorry when i when i do oq i can never talk to chat thank you for the five gifted i appreciate that because i don't know how to mute thank you so much thank you for the gifted earlier too no i need to you know what after this game will you make me order soup and um betta drill cream for my face are you allowed to use benadryl um the benadryl will make it less itchy so i can do topical but i have steroids that are going to help the swelling so i took benadryl last night and did nothing um because this is a steroid type of inflammation i guess but i'm gonna order a bunch of soup we're gonna have soup night chat soup night let's go into a work dinner tonight and i'm not going because king tom thank you for the sub i appreciate that so everyone get soup tonight okay soup night oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that's not good for us ready flash run away uh run yumi at least i got i can save you me maybe maybe that's okay see it's better for me to run away because then yumi got out too then to just stand there and fight oh i need a new sub goal new sub goal for a new potato let's just um i'm gonna go with even numbers because i think that'll be easier 6 or 4 thousand 720 equal new potato cause then it will be um then it'll be every 20. that's not updating [ __ ] i'm definitely back in lane oh there it is [ __ ] [Music] dammit uh oh my god i'm missing all the cs this is tilting me okay oh god oh boy when do i get my legs i don't think potatoes get legs don't know how to break it too but i just don't think they do let's see my cs oh i'm down i knew i'd be down i missed so much dammit okay we're getting pinged off oh perfect things honestly t y perfect those are perfect things [Music] oh oh [ __ ] all right get out you know just get out of here this is dangerous this is dangerous we don't need this danger in our life back thank you for the gifted sub [Music] 22 months big thank you for the um prime do any of you watch ludwig's um vaude channel and what he does for his channel it's very interesting so for those of you who don't know my vod channel is back up my vod channel is up and running um so don't forget to sub to the vaude channel it is up and running higher ad revenue if you watch over there compared to twitch so watch my vods on youtube not twitch uh coming soon um but what ludwig does ludwig uh he plays like one game of super auto pets a day and that goes on his vod channel so i was thinking of doing something like that with league but i don't know just because we just re-picked up the vod channel and so um let's see how it goes i think if i did that i might even make a new channel that's like called like an apple a day or something like cutie a day and it's the one league game every day or something i think that could be cool um okay let's see if i get this oh [ __ ] help that was bizarre because i like the vod channel for the vod channel but i think a cutie a day could be really cool you're an addict no i'm a potato idiot not that i need another youtube channel to try to grow but i don't know i can't get my original youtube channels to grow why would i try to do another one seems like a bad idea but uh anyway yeah um yes the um vlog channels back up so please subscribe to the vod channel and watch your vods there whenever flaw channels back up and should be consistent um yeah and if you have any like feedback on the vaude channel just leave it in the comments because minnie is super receptive to it and he's trying to make it good so yeah we're trying to make our vod channel like point crows honestly maybe cutie a day on the vaude channel would improve that's an interesting idea too so i could do both a recording and that i don't know that's an interesting idea because the vod channel actually does really poorly a total in its lifetime the va channel has made um 600 and it's been alive for like a year so 600 divided by a year when by made i'm actually lying because i pay my it's out of pocket so out of pocket the vaude channel have has cost me a few thousand to pay someone to manage it so the goal is for it to make money there's one guy that was charging me so much i don't know why i ever used him it's awful i was so i was so deep with him oh god oh jesus damn late on that oh ma'am i'm gonna use that a little sooner there would have been a chance i overstayed though that was my fault all right cutie focus focus focus focus [Music] jesus oh boys god damn it ah poggies al fernand thank you for the two months i had to itch guys it hurts it's very itchy the feet's never got cutie no [Music] not the feet sniffer aries soyboy thank you for the prime it would be cool to do a league game a day like i talked about and then like try to get my my duo or some people of my team into discord with me every single time i play that could kind of be cool video i don't know it's an idea maybe we'll do it i would need i would need everyone to go sub to the channel right away i made a new channel for it randoms yeah oh my god okay i don't think that'd be a good idea would get edited first like if they said anything bad they said anything bad it wouldn't go up yeah it'd be off stream it'd be off stream it's off stream only for the vaude channel really whatever i mean you still have to i'd still have to pay someone to make the thumbnails and upload it too so it's not like it wouldn't be a free thing i didn't plan on it being a free thing and it'd only be edited if the person said things that they shouldn't have said and honestly if the person said things they shouldn't have said that i would just um place another game and delete that footage that way it doesn't have to be edited seems like a good idea yeah i don't know if it'd be good it's just an idea to grow another channel but i don't know i can't even i don't even have that's this lazy content because i can't come up with hard content for my normal channel so it'd be like a channel for lazy content and then channel for good content why not make videos and put them on patreon um i don't want to i don't want to have a patreon maya and i will have a podcast pager on the message oh my god yeah i don't know why it's an ff it's 417. no it wouldn't it would explicitly not be on stream tony i would just a youtube frog paying my due smiley face the way does i'm really tired i've got a recital try and see how it goes yeah we'll see we'll see is mine and maya's podcast ever available on apple podcast hopefully soon that's the biggest pain in the ass to get a podcast on there it's like actually genuinely confusing like even the the yard had a hard time getting theirs on there too about it okay well we're gonna play back let's just leave [Music] [Music] we shut him down oh god dude i'm just roaming all over the map it's okay it's worth it they get her she's worth more than me it's worth if they get a double get a double get a double okay that's worth where'd he go i always rate this okay super worth that's worth that's good that's good i'm so tired chad one time please don't take my lane please please don't please don't okay well the tower did she's a tired peter [Music] we're so close to a new potato 2k watching and potato a sleepy potato yeah any primers i'm bad at prime shout outs hey guys it's me a potato have you ever primed to a potato i doubt it so maybe check and see if your prime is available because it is only available once a month and you could be sitting on a free prime that you could use here and use on a potato it never works when i do it a prime takes 3.5 seconds one two three yay nunya thank you for the prime when i do a prime shout out i usually get one time jay titty thank you for the five months ludwig does a prime shout out he gets four thousand zack thank you for the the two months age thank you for the prime oh god will mom roy thank you for the prime and graham gave me the prime okay now i actually have to focus on the game a little bit okay dragon oh god well i did want this potato to be paid you deserve to be a paid potato i am almost a year old woo [ __ ] [ __ ] no still worth it still worth this story still with harry thank you for the three months pig thank you for the 11. [Music] cm thing for the four months new potato please okay i'll switch it as soon as the sub thing updates that way i can switch it and update the something all at once yay [Music] thank you for the money months what does that mean what does that mean oh my gosh i've done it [Music] wow cj thank you for the 10 thank you thank you thank you i have to go back with my team i'm getting distracted thank you cj don't worry i'm gonna change the i'm gonna change the potato okay i'm with my team with my feet dude these chickens are good okay [Music] what are we doing [Music] turn around turn around turn around team team oh god and diana they are good at rotating aren't they oh my god [ __ ] oh [ __ ] who was that who got slain timo you idiot uh okay well it okay i'm gonna get more damage i don't know where to go maybe right here why isn't the thing updating the sub thing i need it to update my eyes think they're definitely on solar bearing nice no behind behind behind behind i have no mana oh she's so low no damn it okay i'm really useful if i actually kind of focus i'm usually not focused at all okay we should get out let's go let's go let's i go oh yeah i need to update the thing now sorry um [Music] hurry new potato and this potato now oh [ __ ] there's only three of them oh i was clutch right there chad i did so good i did good there oh foreign oh oh it feels good to be a potato today yay [Applause] yay my chin is legally covered thank you for 22 months [Music] p-o-g-g-i [Music] [Music] i'll honor my support all right we're ordering soup and benadryl face cream lots of soup [Music] [Music] okay oh my nose is itchy why so many pokemon pigs why are you invading my privacy don't look okay char cha what else do we need from instacart i need distilled water for my humidifier gatorade [Music] okay i got some gatorade benadryl and a drill for my face i'm not drill i need benadryl cream or just cortisone right okay we got water we've got gatorade what else benadryl i don't need jello i already have crackers actually i don't need ibuprofen we could get apples we'll get some apples i'll get three apples olives are always yummy we can get olives olives [Music] olives what else i'm gonna get chicken soup from somewhere else i have tons of popsicles so we don't need any ice cream i think that's all i need i don't need dog food i don't need cat food blood needs shampoo but it's not from this place i'll get like an avocado maybe i'll make an egg and an avocado tomorrow that'd be yummy okay the stereotype at all i took the steroids around 3 30 let's see what it looks like compared to when i started stream still pretty much the same maybe my eyes are a little less red but it is pretty much the same it was crazy because even yesterday so i had to put some makeup on on miss kiff's stream because when i wasn't there were so many people like as soon as i showed my face that were like that were like um they're like oh what's wrong with her face and i was like and so i put makeup on you hate how jiggly this potato is come on he's cool it's a cool potato no potato okay oh you know i'll get some chips and salsa because i've never been sad about having chips and salsa i need chips my ears itchy hope you feel better i also hope i feel better i would love to feel better i'll be real with you oops hope you feel better soon thanks me too thank you for the ten dollars are you better than tyler one no not at all go to checkout um i can get some doritos yum okay paypal confirm payment method and check out [Music] sorry i have to itch it really hurts [Music] okay now soup time we're gonna go to panera [Music] asterisk oh i'm gonna get a smoothie yum crazy but cool thank you for the five months i'm gonna kind of bulk up i'm gonna get a salad even though i might not eat it but i just feel like i haven't been eating enough i'm gonna get a panera cookie is good or am i just an uncultured swine no they're pretty good okay then i want all the soups i want i'm honestly going to order so many soups i'm not kidding because i like to just warm these up we're going to do two bowls of chicken noodle one two add to cart we're just turkey chili let's do two bowls of turkey chili no side save and two bowls add order um new thai chicken soup i'll try that i'll try a cup of that i'm not gonna go with a bowl i've never had that so we're gonna get a cup of that and vegetable soup let's get a bowl of vegetable soup this will be like my lunch and dinner for the next like two days i don't want french onion soup i don't want to ah we'll get cream and chicken and wild rice why not love one of those no sides qtc jammies hey joy thank you for the sub sorry we gotta get this done sometimes we have to work okay and then i'm gonna get some broccoli cheddar mac and cheese too i'm gonna get a large no size okay i think that's good we don't need any bagels we oh a smoothie right i wanted a this smoothie okay we got a smoothie we don't need any pizza we don't need any cookies i don't want a cookie chat on this soup yay okay [Music] i'm tired [Music] [Music] connor wants to play i can't i'm playing with dom i'm sorry don't yes you have to switch accounts we can't play game idiot [Music] honestly i can't wait until i can't wait until dom get out what are you doing what is wrong with you you idiot i have to i have to call uh the security to make sure they let in my food so i will brb [Music] oh [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] yo hello hello how come you're muted on stream and i'm not i haven't muted myself on stream because i'm an idiot classic classic can you see horse race yet no do you want to do that in load screen okay we'll do it in that screen i have to pee during load screen yo you pee when you're locking the champ and then you come back and then we do horse racing and think about it yeah think about why you potty you're a quick peer anyway i'm fast peer admittedly all right everyone have some water i'm so excited for all my soup to get here honestly why are you such a fast peers our bathroom's really close that's why okay you just have short bursts of tinkles like i store my bladder for several hours straight let it all out at once like a damn bursting my chin is moving i can't look at that chin cutie do you know what the emote why can't this epic be me gosh darn it is yeah i do it's a anime guy being smothered by some boobs okay just wondering what all you knew and didn't know from your beast boy thank you for the sub are you streaming dumb or can i be annoying you can be annoying are you streaming no you're not no you could go live if you want then i'd have to talk to chad i might go live in a little bit if i get some more energy during yeah i'd have to teach tomorrow so i could like be dj tonight and even take an energy drink if i wanted to will consider this during the first game if i start getting tilted like someone starts beating me i'll probably take caffeine to play better chad do you actually think my rash looks better than it did earlier i think you already think if the steroids are working actually huh you look great oh man it hurts so bad it's like not even funny okay it is kind of funny no it's so sad tom tell me i'm not gonna die from covid tom you're so young and hip and healthy you're fine no because i got a rational else got a freaking rash maybe your skin is just stupid no stupid skin stupid skin i don't want to die for okay you won't die then i don't want to die you're not gonna go pee i'm gonna walk in and go pee well she's in the bathroom chat she's totally a goner well her potato really flew away that was crazy the potato flew around the room before some something hey chat any mario enjoyers in chat any mario man in chat no no no what do you mean no are you learning chip clip i should learn chip clip that should be my next clip that i chip i don't think there's anything else i have to learn anyway so i got might as well learn chip clip i don't know what else i would learn next if it's not chip clip thinking about it like mari no boom june you take that think yeah because thinking about it i learned pole glitch i need to practice my bits but like i don't really need to learn i don't think i need to learn like moving right side feels real you always miss it of all the things left to learn i mean thomas is probably the next biggest one but chip clip has got to be chip flip is easy because you just spend like a day it's just an angle and a button slope here because i was petting my dog classic cinderella hey cutie have a question about your symptoms what can you taste or smell yeah so there are a range of coveted side effects you did not get yeah you just have random ones so it's not that covet is hitting you harder than others just randomly well i think i got omni crown yeah and that is the weakest one that is the weakest one i know you might not like people saying that when you're currently suffering yeah i couldn't imagine if i got the other one i don't even know omnicron is the most virulent so most people are like gonna catch it but it's also the weakest well it sucks it's been bogging me down i'll be honest with you it's been real hell i wish i would have never gotten it yeah at least now your immune system is familiar with it so you want to worry about this one anymore yeah if it doesn't kill me it's on macron i don't think omnicron has a single recorded death yet yeah it does does it yeah i thought it was just delta that's still killing no part of the plan i also don't know if they always know which one is which i don't think they do they're like when'd you get it recently yeah that's omnicron honestly you could have delta right now well i would have lost my sense of smell probably not everyone does oh really and sometimes you lose it later like sometimes covered goes away and then your salt your smell just disappears jesus christ i was smelling just the other day yeah that spike protein is interesting how it lingers in a system and tinkers with things yeah i just want to be better man i have been slacking on drinking water the past two days so we're back to a gallon a day but then i have to pee a lot more maybe my queen crown i just drink some water too this one is misha moo in this chat this is going to be a weird lane i'll probably get qss pretty early with this figure oop is that my phone going off oh chad what is it what was it what was that noise what is that noise oh lexus started shopping for my insta card shout out alexis okay i know several alexis's i just seem to keep meeting them tip her well she's i always tip him well it's missing guys i can't wait for that stuff to get here for my face oh we're gonna lather it on oh this reappeared [ __ ] i missed the board thresh is missing they might be on dragon actually i think they're on dragon oh he's getting comfortable i'm gonna gank up until you have time okay oh my god great yeah there's three in my lane that's fine i'm on a smurf so they couldn't know that i'm the target they must be getting lucky thresh might be going top now or he's just backing come back up through lane my hair looks nice today thanks crazy cool guy wow he is a cool guy we're only five subs away from a new potato i get incentives people clap is care still timed out first dude you me got a heel or something you could have used on me doesn't you me have a heel yes didn't use it one time i was a fart think of the sub oh god you mean heal didn't heal shaco either what are you doing sumi is dog [ __ ] even for yumi what the [ __ ] [Music] i really need a new gun yeah for sure yeah i'm also upset that physical hit that blue buff and it just sat there it body blocked a little bit for me pistachio thank you for the prime oh virtual meal thing for the five gifted i'll be a new potato now i'll be this potato now hmm have i been this potato yet [Music] i'm not okay oh [ __ ] i'm so distracted by being a potato oh my god [Music] maybe i want to be this potato instead no i'll be this potato for now i can't change it i already chose you know i can't rush through the potatoes it's just disrespectful are those real or extensions this is my real hair thanks for smile asking called gunplay jesus i have to stand under my tower this is annoying oh [ __ ] spy's our bot do you want owned uh thank you for this eight shut down yeah he doesn't need anything to do down here this fighter can solo us because this [ __ ] yumi doesn't know how to use their heel they have two abilities and they don't know how to use their actually it hasn't even helped poke at all oh now it's killed me oh to be a uv player i'm too afraid to leave this is the literally the worst humane i've ever seen hasn't gotten any poke off doesn't know how to heal part of the plan i just have to play very very safe yeah yumi's like eating ramen or something i don't know i'm not playing at all oh boy nice almost got away i'm a little worried for this game i'm mostly worried about well i guess it's unfair for me to worry about garen i should be worried about my own laner but honestly i'm worried about the garand their team also just looks kind of annoying i don't want to fight them late oh this vagar is very annoying i'll tell you what if i can make something big happen top the game is saved come on yumi are you coming okay yummy's going somewhere else bye yumi oh that's because our tower's gone yumi's just leaving oh chat we have a way out of a unicorn did i just walk into lol qt join the veggie tales pog yes we have a bounty we can do today i don't know what it is but i'll check after this game potato bounty i don't think they have any rules about like being a potato while doing a bounty i think i can do that uh you get the viewers watching it can you show the spotify this one this spotify playlist is literally just you just google or you search on spotify copyright free lo-fi or whatever which potato has been my favorite i think um maybe the mushroom i like the mushroom you like that jiggly chin yeah oh boy i'm dead oh boy i'll just leave that yeah just leave this oh i'm basing and coming to mid i think oh they're gonna really yuck this thing up aren't they yeah they are that's gone um maybe did they both um they did um that was three lts and two flashes give me some of my nectar who's sitting top so it was literally just me by myself well i told you that yumi is actual dog [ __ ] well i didn't get the inner tower yet so heal over time they got way more than they should have though my oh my what no [ __ ] hey bolts me and you dom let's do it let's not do it let's maybe do it let's keep going in and out and considering doing it i'm out of mana oh cannot jump around again wait garen just took them all down oh my god makes sense to me wow that's so sad yikes woof this is the look of a disappointed potato chop and he's actually waiting in spawn for me to respawn he's very obedient yeah but he's he's going to do nothing for you well he gives me passive stats so i'll say that's true wow crazy that shaco didn't help at all with that we could still have a tower if this one of these numbskulls would have just come and helped i know that's how they got two and a half hours the first time insane there's no point actually this this is a loss so renekton don't it's 1v2 and you haven't done anything can you all place wards please says the shakeout yeah shaco for sure that'll help you there's our second rift herald dude what is this shaco he is an idiot oh my god wow this is an actual ff i'm not kidding let's get out of this they're dog [ __ ] every single one of them there's not even any potential like they're just so bad yeah guys i'm a batty potato get over it oh they're all like dog [ __ ] like not even kind of bad like actual trash what sucks is the amy team was good enough to all gank me repeatedly so oh well i'm 88 i'm not honoring anyone everyone was bad including you dom you should have been able to carry that before well i suck at this game [Music] i thought you knew that already oh yeah my instacart person checked out [Music] [Music] instacart person checked out what about the food person they're on their way oh my gosh this is the best day ever i had a popsicle my soup's on the way uh my jaw hurts spoken as that potato it seems uh [Music] oh my god dude my whole face is on [ __ ] fire oh my god what do you have coming for that by the way well i got prescribed steroids that i took at 3 30 and chat says they've seen improvements does look like my eyes are less red and puffy so maybe always believe chet oh it looks a lot less red okay oh yeah this bounty let's see one second cha i have to cover my screen whoa oh [ __ ] we have two bounties we can do today uh we'll do one after this game and then we'll do the next one after the next game we're gonna be rich boys we're gonna be rich [Music] okay when is the instacart gonna be here is the question whoa oh my god i wasn't locked in holy cow says the insta cart won't get here until an hour and from now chat wait did you look at the uh booster thing what's it called the bounty yeah we'll do it i'm gonna do it after this game okay it's just it's one minute it's a one minute one oh okay cool look at your obs chat alt tab to it oh what uh click on the emote icon little smiley face uh-huh [Music] you'll notice that an emote drop down menu has popped up and right above the smiley face there's now a cog wheel it says open settings click that there is not a cog wheel i had to expand my chat more okay open settings um what does it say the very top of these settings franker face z settings perfect perfect now that you have fingerprint c settings open um go to the thing below home that says add-ons and once you click add-ons 7tv enable [Music] howie that's it you're done stop enabling things but it's still not showing up uh at the top of your chat just click refresh chat i did you did oh sharkiness but it's not showing up in my chat that's on screen but you can see it in your actual end stream yeah yeah uh the on-screen chat is something else but now you can see it that does your chat does look crazy if i'm like on mobile or something and i'm a little minecraft viewer and i'm like why is everyone typing horse races chuck my instacart's on the way it'll be here in 10 minutes so after this game we can put benadryl on my face i love benadryl [Music] oh that was weird i'm just capital hill i guess we're doing this [Music] all right well i'm not gonna help you leash dude [Music] why aren't you because oh yeah he's going to be late sarah help leash see help bleach okay he said i'll help is he watching stream does he know him but potato donk serious pink dunk i haven't i will say our support gifted thank you so much who was it it has been very helpful yoga thug thank you when supports are watching yeah when our supporters watching because just having one other person here my comms is super nice oh yoga thug thank you for your sub too we almost had a new potato i'm gonna miss this one she serves this is kind of an ugly potato i don't know why i get so excited to change them they're all potatoes chat what if we're the ugly potato in the potato camera filter app that sucks for tony and other mods forced to watch league content sad man taking the five dollars it's not that bad come on oh dom um otk tweeted out they're looking for someone to run a league um a tournament for them you should reach out oh man tug thank you for the sub dodgers cue please okay a little toxic a little toxic it's hard to even reach out to people without having socials you know oh yeah you don't have twitter i mean i have one it just has like 200 followers i mean you could just i can just put you in a dm with tip if you want they said it's paid tips is the like main guy of otk oh it's otk now tv okay yeah yeah yeah tips out uh sure if you want you don't have to just i am qualified i have done it also i think we win this game this annie is very bad and i'm going to get fed very soon my zarathus doesn't like me dodge is cute please i can't dodge you i'm crazy dude okay i just don't want to miss my cs [ __ ] oh i missed one because you were paying me to get my [ __ ] you and my support are having creative differences would that group dm be on discord or twitter because if it's on discord you can see i'm friends with mizkiff and like others in common discord yeah that would work the best [Music] my twitter sucks but my discord friends must be bumping i feel like you're right thank you you've never said that before well i mean let's be real i made you so i'm cutie 2.0 you're just a tater tot and i'm a whole tater i'm todderella ugly todderella i will say a unique thing about dom is he has never used knowing me to his benefit like every time i run something well i'm like they make videos yeah and then sometimes i don't show up oops i love will getting up to you about that that's so funny um but uh there's this other person i won't say who but they like were trying to use me to get into like the rust server they were like i'm really good friends with cutie like let me in i'm like what the [ __ ] like that is awesome but you know how i used you you already know i used you i usually get clint mod oh yeah you did you really worked my way up the company ladder yeah that's that's adorable thank you thank you really flexed my resume i mean i don't blame you even if clint bro oh my god oh my god you [ __ ] idiot are you sure we should win this one i feel bad for this annie yeah okay i'm gonna have to really destroy this poor child that's clearly not fully developed yet wait i just remembered i started playing league when i was 11 and i got destroyed by everybody oh my god it's vengeance time i'm to crush this 11 year old my support is not a goat he hates me [Music] my support is salty maybe a hateful goat angry bleeding that's bleat with the tea not believing my dog's barking which means something getting delivered probably the food [Music] holy moly thank you oh my god wait are we out a new potato might win this if i come in i don't think so i don't have anything to help you i said [ __ ] it we've all i can at least distract the brand he seems to be completely tunnel visioned and i'm dead i lived thank you for the 10 gifted i'll be a new potato real quick are you gonna be the fairy potato this one this just wasn't worse yeah that's a shame i like this potato why is bran just hitting my tower what's going on he's sieging my mid lane what's the background dirt i'm a potato what do you expect is that how you call my voice who's that a background oh he's just dirt no ugh damn here like you said i come from you you made me this way no just the good parts so [Music] um oh [ __ ] i'm an idiot that's embarrassing oh my holy [ __ ] dropped something on my keyboard i lied i just did bad i lie chat i didn't drop anything on my keyboard just my gameplay made it look like i did so you know we went with it we cosplay sometimes like as a potato you really play like a potato sometimes you play like a potato you smell like a potato whoa too far okay the dog's working i think the other thing is here too foggies this is so great we're gonna do a bounty we're gonna grab food we're gonna have a good break after this i'm gonna pee you love peeing i do swift you're being dramatic i hate when swift howls oh that's a frequency from all dogs that's tough to bear did you know that oh did you hear about the scientists who did the experiment on the beagles where they were saying like how quickly sand flies could eat through their skin what and they're doing it on beagles but you know beagles like really howl really loudly so they slashed their vocal cords so they couldn't help okay stop telling me this i can't hear about it well that's pretty much the end of it oh you just broke my [ __ ] heart holy [ __ ] do you wanna know the name no i don't wanna know any of it he's very i don't wanna even know that existence i don't even i don't care it was funded by americans i'm gonna erase that from my brain it was fouchy i'm trying to care i don't know what the purpose of that even was but yeah that sounds like totally unnecessary yeah that's where a lot of the experience on humans in world war ii remind me of this how quickly will this limb freeze off well we don't need to do that oh okay we're doing it swift is still losing his mind swift jesus christ okay i've got it back i'm gonna go grab the stuff because he won't stop barking until he sees the doors okay your team we should pressure the dragon so i just walked up into my lane tabbed out and they both ran away from me as i afk walked on top of them i tapped back and i was like holy [ __ ] where am i my god they're afraid of me oh boy i'm back okay yeah your earth is really good yeah he is i've been pissing him off your turret has been destroyed oh my god [ __ ] me that was crazy all right i'm getting carried but i feel fine about it tibbers is gonna [ __ ] block my oh oh he didn't oh i missed anyway all right annoying thanks tom oh no cutie thank you i cannot dodge his cues i'm actually dumb great love to see that okay cha i have my cream let's put on my face when will the league meta die pls soon probably really soon i don't even consider this like it's not meta for me okay itch stopping cream benadryl topical and anal gestic what what's anal justin analgestic that there's no t at the end of that word it's analgesic you're digesting anything anally what is it what does that do that's pain relief oh nice hog champ almost [ __ ] look i live with no health i'm gonna say it you idiot it doesn't look like a damn fool well i didn't type it yet oh [ __ ] we're targeting her it is really really bad by the way oh really like single-handedly gonna lose in this game it just walks around the only two traps possible i'm still in squad mode with stands oh really that's fine whatever she lied no yeah she's two levels above me that was silly of me triss might be their best all right i'm putting on this anal analgestic okay oh sweet sweet relief that anal hits the spot wow oh my nose listen i know i'm taking a lot of breaks this game but oops one more oh oh my gosh wow wow you are oh oh all right i'm analed up kind of stings this anal kind of stings oh god i'm coming back with you i'm scared go back in oh boy oh dom you left me yep i went out okay well okay i feel like it was worth my face feels more burny now i feel like this did the opposite give it a minute okay damn it this rock guy is playing like a rock got him i'm playing like so bad analgesic how do you say it again dom analgestic no wait there's no tea in it damn it oh analgesic i'm not mixing it with yours yeah it's uh it's anal super sick it'll bust that out my next medicine class i am not currently live being 101k but i did open my obs and i looked at it [Music] yeah i could have but i didn't yeah that's awkward i don't think we'd catch him i don't think i care to catch him i'll sketch this guy i fed this game i i admittedly was not focused whatsoever i mean at least they'll think we're going to win by a lot my gosh rock monster you're so afraid of everything you're literally a rock monster just do your thing man oh it's so amusing oh don't help me rock monster help me rock monster what the [ __ ] monster didn't even try where did that horse come from fine i'll go live after this match okay i wish we could squat stream stupid partner requirement if one person's partner they should be able to squash whoever they want you've got to be close to partner i've applied twice i just got knife at times the thing is i never get 75 average like for the 12 days straight without raids yeah that makes sense so keep you posted damn it okay we could lose this game i got to get my [ __ ] together [Music] [Music] thank god she's got her [ __ ] together now i've got my [ __ ] together [Music] where the heck is my water [Music] i noticed if i have water i drink it it's just a matter of like making sure i have my water bottle full lock checks is ridiculous he might carry this okay i'm working i'm focused now he's full of mmr so i can't hurt him yeah it's gonna be up to you it's up to me boys to bring the game to mississippi the center rock monster can do it for sure as long as they keep their [ __ ] together we'll be fine i'll get this cannon so i have no cs but then i missed the cannon i'll both think you're the three i hate if you'll go for bear in this early it's like getting in him then i am a lesbian perfect run i'll finish this yay you know i was gonna be sad that you're playing league but then i saw the potato perfect what's the best thing for mr oh actually i'll just do um i know what i'll do is uh yeah yeah yeah [Music] oh they're going to be going baron aren't they yeah probably yeah i just use my ult too soon report jinx guys why [Music] why [Music] her adc is not existent i'm not bad i'm trying to care [Music] damn it i'm dead i'm dead uh i'm getting blamed and i feel like i don't deserve it for the record i also have 10 assists i'm not doing that bad that's four percent that's 25 kill participation that's not bad bro no i'm not that bad i was dead okay everyone is being really their attentions are really high right now because i was actively flaming them because i'm doing well so they need to escape go to work okay they're so [ __ ] stupid my damn self why are they being mean to me todd i'm just a potato oh boy i really need a i'm amazed we got it both junglers miss night a dragon didn't really matter anyway i mean they already lose those we've got two and heads reaching the bottom now i have the same kap as you you're being cringed you being cringed yeah i might have died nine times but at least i'm not cringe i mean i i was gonna miss you i don't i didn't even see it oh did you it's weird [Music] annie come stop me quick annie quick from the base donna's turn oops i whipped oops i'm an idiot you idiot awkward oh boy dumb see oh no did he not end because of that oh no he's on me he's on me he's on me if we somehow lose this game i would regret it so much but i really don't think we can especially if y'all somehow oh no both players with balls are dead they're not gonna get anything wait lucy's actually going for an inhib no no he's not wait he might oh he's thinking about it he's hitting it he's applying some pressure somewhere on the map who's tp wow that is epic lucen did it got it in him meanwhile mel he peed in there for no god everyone [Music] all right i'll run in there and finish this thing it's not already over don't worry guys mvp is back in action it's in the rocket quick it's on its way i'm so slow jinx is the slowest champ in the world i got him it's all me okay well i would have really helped that malphite who's been calling me names all game if i could have gotten that one oh you know my ego can't let you get any kills yeah yeah yeah all right well dom vlogs in chat we're gonna do a quick bounty brb you don't like need me for this right no it's literally i have it really well okay yoga thug thank you so much for the five gifted um don't make fun of my potato guys ah cutie emerald's in chat emmy hi i love him roo i sent her my mario tutorial when she was doing bowser in the sky hey you said that to me too and i didn't watch it did i send that to you you sent me something it's it's really for like beginner players not like newbies i don't think it's i don't think you're ready for my videos you did send it to me no she did not block me after that lb she watched the jump kick part and she practiced it and she did very well gosh okay chad we have a fun bounty mods copy my title because it's about to change so you want to copy paste it that was your warning it doesn't it doesn't reset it back for you no wow scam all right chat we are gonna watch this little fun thing i'm a potato thursday welcome to warts [Music] darby's always dressing up as different characters i don't even think she owns normal clothes this one's itchy i think there are bugs in my leaves look to the sky it's impressive how much work you put into being lazy thanks it's a gift i can actually dude biscuits is gonna love that that looks good chad warped is this thursday on nickelodeon check it out check it out um sorry i i have some more things to say about it i just can't simply find those things you mean think of think of it i can't think of those things nickelodeon has a new series i am kind of feeling the potato vibes though shush it premieres january 20th with new episodes every thursday on nickelodeon milo the beloved head geek at the popular strip mall comic book store finds finds highs my crow's crows is um disrupted i love that guy yeah when the boss hires a new employee the quirky excitable ruby despite their differences the two form an unlikely alliance as co-workers and co-creators of what they are sure to be the world's best graphic novel this show is wacky and fun nick's new series is a workplace comedy coming of age story around a group of friends who find their niche and grow up together this is great every thursday nickelodeon chat check out um and thank you thank you warped for sponsoring this part of this stream thank you okay nope oh guys that cream made my face more itchy i swear all right are you live yet dom going live right now okay one second i have to activate the other one oops jesus okay i want to respond to what the malphite wrote while i was getting water he said xoxo oh no that's his name baron greater than inhib my challenger friend said so he was watching the stream the thing is it's not about baron vs inhib it's about the moment of time we were in we had just gotten a mid tower with a huge minion wave push and four of them were dead so you can just take the next tower and inhib before anyone spawns and then go to baron or just back and get health and then go to baron and maybe you have to fight them one more time first but it's just like it's way more secure just getting a hip when it's guaranteed yeah my dad's a challenger and he's like way good so the reason you get baron is to push lanes so if you can just push the lane already why would you run to baron it's a waste of time i also have to pee dang it how does this always happen how does she always go pee right before i need to pee and then i'm stuck with you guys i'm stuck with the chat what are you guys thinking with your resolution is always like this oh yeah i forgot you're not supposed to see all this hold on i'm supposed to see what i do behind my screen yes i have a wide monitor now so i can't do monitor capture anymore because it wait maybe i just have to fix my monitor capture wait is that how this works or no monitor one oh no yeah no it just it can't work it could never work um i can do it like this i can fit the screen instead but then that kind of sucks too doesn't it now it's small i don't know who cares you're not going to see it when i do this and that pvp are there to follow yeah i don't know why people say baron wins you the game it doesn't does baron even do any other enhanced minions i know he used to give you buffs and stuff but um the value oh the w button is 18 ap but um i think the biggest thing it does in the game at this point is really buff the minions yeah the goal is nice too baron is great if it were me i would have gone bearing a [ __ ] your mom at the same time well be you're already doing one of those things so it wouldn't be hard for you to add another yeah obviously baron is good but if you can get it in him for free you don't give up the inhale to get barren because you take the guaranteed inhib because that getting an inhib almost guarantees you the baron later when they're get when they get pushed in especially if you're ahead like that yo what up master pvp here welcome to my chat room hi everybody i'm not gonna meet my mic while i say hi to my chat because cutie's not here anyway and you guys have nothing to listen to sorry i decided to stretch and pet my puppy dog pet my pup dog a little bit this is reminiscent of the potato famine that's funny okay guys we are gonna have some soup and i got this smoothie soup time it's a movie movie in my face oh you can't see it it's moving in my face oh you can't see it makes up too much of my face so you can't see it okay they gave me a straw the last few times they didn't give me a straw am i smurfing um not really anymore who are you talking about master pvp 101 is he mad no he's just asking i think sorry sorry for the follow-up um i think no i'm not really screaming because my main account was gold five or four last season and they just did a hard reset so it's probably around the zero somewhere haven't checked copium the ghostbuster does add to your wall you're making fun of my ghost because i wrapped in window tint you can't see anything oh god that's so much that's the chicken that's the veggie i think this one might be the thai one except it looks really different than i thought [Applause] like our mmr was really good and we got promoted we skipped a division last time we played on tuesday i don't know if yeah she may have fricked it but if we can get her to silver then godspeed that's really my goal this season keep her cutie silver out that's chicken noodle who the hell is zerry i don't like that thing [Music] i heard she's good for maddie but then again where's maddie now yeah i'm about to cry uh oh harana says i can't jungle okay okay switch me i'll play i'm gonna play jungle sometimes it's good for me to switch around all right i'm locking i'm going to pee real quick okay mmm chili my wife's behind the league gamer and i can't see her can you help me out let me i don't know what the [ __ ] you're saying oh amarant uh uh oh is it gonna blitz blitz blitz hello blitz no no blitz blitz uh blitz is not updating oh god blitz is not updating chat which one do i do oh [ __ ] i think i do this one oh god i need to fight in this way blitz is not updating um [Music] wait press the attack which one has press the attack i do this one wait can you who am i up against no way i think it's this i think it's this one leblanc do i want tp i take ignite let's see what ignite casting could do in lane ew i'll tell you what chat panera's chili not that good it's okay white people happy potato thank you shinee don't talk again no i was washing my hands i was actually about to talk to my chat unmuted even though i feel like it's gonna be annoying you sure i won't mute yeah when you get annoying i'll say be quiet okay hey what up gamers i'm gonna do a poll real quick to see if i duzzle an energy drink type one in the chat not really though for my chat i'm doing a poll is it an energy drink kind of oh night i guess i'll go live tonight hey what's going on gamers gonna see all you good i'm into mac and cheese tasty 30 seconds until minions spawn brb getting drink what the [ __ ] s ash fat ass ass ass oh music oh yeah i need my music i need my gamer music i need my gamer lights i need my gamer braless wife to bring me a gamer sandwich oh [ __ ] cause blitz didn't update i accidentally bought oh boy all right chad i'm gonna need your help here analgesic just practicing i swear i play better after beer number five let's do this broskies why being like this oh [ __ ] yeah i need to go get that item actually [Music] i don't have enough mana oh boy i wasn't looking get back up yeah i gotta sell and get machete all right it's a quick fix it's a quick fix you can hold doran's okay so what do i get how do you spell machete oh my gosh it's not machete m-a-c-h-e-t-e it's not it what's it called chat it's a different item now ember flame amber knife okay cool got it i need to boost my performance to win video games so i don't have a choice if it's unhealthy or not nothing wrong with a little informants wait performance enhancement wow oh no you have the opinion champions y'all i don't know what she does to counter it that's a monkers and they took my blue they took my frog are you jungling oh [ __ ] it's hannah eight on jinx it's a different girl gamer they took my whole side that's what i call unlucky cueing this is an issue how did i not know this whole time you're my jungler i don't know i actually what does that say about you being my jungler if i didn't know this one you're level one yeah i bought the wrong item because blitz didn't update holy [ __ ] what's an update no one you're talking about machetes [ __ ] it's fine okay i'm gonna go get this and then i'm gonna go to dragon that's what i was supposed to always get my numbers picked up i'm on my way whoa i'm an idiot chat what do i an buy okay i wish i could put copy pastas in here i'll be fine chad i'll be fine i'll do some old-fashioned [ __ ] like that i'll be fine chad i'll be fine copy paste this oh dude if i could drop a like two cannon league hold on i gotta lay two cannon cuties chat now i just can't resist doing this okay watch this watch this chat you're watching are you watching you're watching are you watching i'm really busy wait look at me look at me look at me look at me i'm ready so busy are you ready are you ready go go go oh you look like an idiot right now well i did it it's called the long con and i've invented it i'm just not doing something one bad pvp are sick too can man we're getting there chat we're getting there don't worry we come back with scale level 16 we win wait cutie are you playing leigh because miz kipp did it it's like the new arcade you should award dragon while you're there oh you didn't i was kind of messed up okay i'm gonna get these and then i'm gonna go set up dragon okay some of my wolves are gone that's pretty messed up actually i got my w off on her i may have got enough mana killer but can you do a dragon with me uh i cannot cast and i suck at those but okay i'm gonna walk past it in case someone's like here that would try to contest you jinx yeah i think you're fine to get it nowhere this will be huge for me i'll be jungler of the year if i pull this off you can give yourself that award at your award ceremony yeah look at me go i'm a good jungler i'm a good jungler honestly if you just get those big objectives it doesn't matter what level you are oh [ __ ] that was bold and i like it i like the boldness okay let's go you did good there okay no i liked it i understand that but like if warwick didn't rush in okay why are you being a [ __ ] i didn't rush in i would have won that lane okay you're being a [ __ ] you're listening to me oh so you're a fan you don't have to call me warwick you could call me cutie little [ __ ] no it's not a fan she's watching i actually hate watching you watch her oh [ __ ] um an acorn i love that thank you for the 10 months oh my gosh nice name what the heck upgrade my jungle item okay we'll see all right go get ripped stop telling me what to do [ __ ] dude you're not jungler i'm pretty sure any of you i'm pretty sure any of you could have volunteered to jungle and none of you [ __ ] did so i don't want to hear i should hear you by the i don't want to hear it i don't want to hear it i don't want to hear i don't want to hear from these people i stopped i stepped up i was a team player i was the only team player i can type in the word here [ __ ] they're going my mana i need to do that chat what's it called the sun oh my councilman keybinds it really messes up my just hold that tower kitty the top tower don't go like behind her then if you're going up there dude bro i'm gonna mute you you annoying yeah you you should meet him he's just gonna keep feeding and blaming you i'm coming for this triangle oh oh oh the ultimate ultimate yeah easy um i don't really want to get [ __ ] on the ribbon she has awarded i'm not going up yeah get this crab not the big one get this little one i want a little big one okay it might take you a while you're not in the back right huh you out of the background no little eye that pops open that [Music] he's too fast you do it like after he throws an attack out and you can get behind him [Music] [ __ ] turret plating will soon fall ready i know i got this one to be honest oh actually can you help me break this so the crab doesn't waste any health oh no it's good i'm a good juggler well it's a lot of health that little sliver of a tower we win this fight by the way we want this to be two we really just want our crab to do one more charge and then we'll be like cool whatever happens happens cool whatever happens happens can i steal his red as revenge oh [ __ ] he's coming you keep missing oh my god they're all over here ten more subsys new potato pls all right okay i'm muting the team because i'm gonna get tilted and i don't have that energy in my life today dragons up again we wanted to pressure this i don't have a word for it but wow dom directed a lot of damage to me help i'm coming over quick i can't get over i could walk around there's a blast that's okay no there wasn't just get your smite on this and that's clogged jam work good work it makes us all worth it oh somebody damn it uh i kind of helped all right you might accidentally hit lulu right now this game you can actually backseat me chat because i need help because i don't know what to buy chad please backseat please i'm begging you for the love of god backseat oh i forgot i was live i'm my chat cutie cinderella had one that was like six choice i didn't look yo what up guys this one was connor raid thank you for the raid i appreciate it listen i might be a dog [ __ ] jungler but i've gotten us two dragons and a rift like i'm not that bad hi connor frogs i am i'm a potato because i have a really bad rash on my face it's so hard to look at oh you guys do not want to stick around to see what that looks like underneath it's actually really hard to look at it'll shiver down your froggy spine i took steroids about six hours ago and i think i'm supposed to gain something doritos chip this reminds me of dune did i see the picture i said i took a connor no i have a blurry selfie with you dude where's the team i'm here smiling where uh on simply's party boat oh i didn't go to that yeah you're quite a few states away i know but i got invited i didn't want to get on the airplane you know how i am yeah it's a long trip just it's a long airplane trip okay i'm done feeding i'm gonna just farm for a little bit i honestly don't know what this dairy person does and it's making life hard for me she can jump through a wall i need to just farm though for being honest with myself like i'm an objective based i'm an objective based jungler i'm not a kill based jungler you know slay queen like everyone should know that about me it would be better for the team oh they took my [ __ ] didn't they oh polymorph i'm so dead my stacks bro oh my god she can oh she's such an annoying champion i hate this already yeah her mobility is insane that was annoying they gave her any carry the talon wall jump i hate how zero is just so cocky just doing stuff in our jungle pisses me off it also pisses me but apparently you can get away with it because i really don't know how to catch her chad does there have a slow or is that lulu slowing me can i actually catch her if i have like enough jobs i think she slow me and wall jump no that was lulu slowing you i'm pretty sure okay because yeah that made it impossible with a slow end the wall jump i literally can't okay i'm gonna get this she has a slow holy [ __ ] oh she does how the [ __ ] do i keep up with her then i guess in the jungle i can okay let's go um dragon [Music] this is where i shine on ourselves oh boy oh they're here i'm over this wall i'm over this wall yeah yeah come on come on come in got i got it i got her do you win this flight maybe i got it no what okay it's okay we get a lot of kills here i'm limited oh i'm so mad are you pushing me with that's right yeah no you want me to yeah i was gonna get there stronger but yeah should i get tower and then we can maybe just get some jungle camps okay oh can we get two can we get two rivers not coming yeah maybe yeah yeah this one slow yeah yeah yeah we get we get how we run oh i can't get that jungle camp i'll get that frog that'd be nice revenge this is this is for a half of my camps you take in the whole game this is my revenge you never saw this coming did ya yeah that's revenge oh [ __ ] dude i can't help you yeah i can't help you jinx [ __ ] i don't have any luck to beat this rhythm looks like we should be okay oh don't waste that honey we need that's rival i realize you guys are in their base but i'm kind of farming a little bit so okay we're done here okay when's an x-ray i'm just really behind on farm compared to that other guys oh by cleaver perform faster oh okay good advice chat her passive slowly he's trying to traditional auto not her q okay which one's frozen heart yeah because they're all 80 pretty much all their threats are 80. cool i should be fine now in the game what's this sarah's embrace frozen heartens on yes i think we just win this next fight oh i'm full build okay this might be the earliest i've ever been full built to be honest i have a bit of a lead here rabadons it's uh not a bad option but i want to be tankier because i'm kind of scared the ribbon it's the only person who can actually kill me i don't really need damage to survive i have plenty of damage i'm blowing people the [ __ ] up so for example damn it [Music] me jungling meanwhile dom in their base getting a triple damn if that revenant back i was gonna end i donald like men to the slaughter hell yeah they don't have any words over here you ready do it dude i'm such a good jungler wait they have two dragons no we have two dragons do i help fight or do i get the dragon uh dragon oh i can't oh kill the raven actually wait wait wait oh man uh you killed me you can end oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's good going with him help him help him go here and in and and go mid mid come if your team comes quickly you can do it you have 10 seconds on lulu who's not a problem but you just need to burst on the towers please stop going bottom and go middle please please please please please oh jinx please stop killing minions stupid ass oh i'm the only hurts towers i guess that went way slower than i thought okay that may have been a bad call my part team might be i thought y'all could hurt those towers anymore that's okay because i'm gonna go get their red i'm dragging kitty come dragon right now oh i'll take it for you do i sell boots um that's a good question i could still boost rabadons or for like uh even a guardians or warmogs which i probably would do i'd probably rather get stinky let's go um let's go um baron right now the jungler's dead so we get it for free dude get off me sorry that guy was really annoying me i'm sitting here for the ad to carry um i don't know if you can start it i'm dry yeah oh maybe they're not coming shut another word uh this is not looking good for me um this was your idea and you didn't help me i don't do much to monsters to be honest um yeah we need they're kind of standing off mid i'll help i can help not a whole lot but where is that ribbon i'm really scared she might cover the wall kitty uh can you back up a little bite tank and you get your health back i don't need anything that's my ready spike nicely done we can back out of this yeah i'm going to back out of this i'm done [Music] altered away chat do you see something good you sell dudes can't you sell boots that's pretty badass that was pretty badass chat considered void here but i went rabbit one yeah this yes was so annoying he can't even show me i've gotten every objective maybe i didn't set them up for kills but in the long run i have been helpful oh boy see i helped there that's fake it's okay because we got some help back i'm coming back and i'm gonna kill them not lulu i can do a lot [Music] nice i'm helpful okay let's push top together i'm gonna scoop of our blue buff blue then i come top push jinx spot is good i'm doing good beauty the three dragons the bear and smite you're on fire i did good i'm a good jungler i refuse to let this this yes bow talk [ __ ] [ __ ] something looks different about you no pepsi i don't [ __ ] me i'm probably more [ __ ] i hate lulu [ __ ] [ __ ] see a nerd i have to play safe because i have to survive um oh my jungle's gone oh dragon and 45 that soul will be very nice to make sure we don't end up letting this game slip away i don't know if i want to stick with this build man the problem is there's nothing about lulu i can't i don't have to kill her for some reason she's really hard to burst i could sell frozen heart for void oh they're setting up dragon enough nowadays no they're not they're trending over here yes sir [ __ ] wait does this have an active try these dudes this is huge this is huge we're just gonna get dragon then we'll push i guess i helped another dragon for cutie cinderella all right i want a mid in here for sure we can just walk up and take it no need for minions some guys here i'd like help with you getting lt that's i don't have one for 30 seconds apparently can dodge her autos so all of zary's abilities are skill shots or how does this work no she has normal autos and then her q is another auto oh i see yeah oh i see that's what chad was telling me about the slows only on the non-q autos oops what the [ __ ] did i just do it's like ash's w kinda ready do what i helped fish ham that little mixer sorry to kill damn it okay i was that's stupid on me but i feel good about it distraction well jinx got the top and head yeah i did that on purpose yeah very good very good i'm gonna summarize now i think i'm gonna so much guys get void i think i'll be maximizing my damage like actually know i'm going to talk back to the as well you know what [ __ ] you yes i was the only team player that stepped up to be at jungle and i got four drags a rift a [ __ ] baron you shut your [ __ ] mouth all right he's typing that's why he's not that's why he's not moving what if he just left because you said that good night he didn't have anything to say she went down she went down leblanc went this way along with this way i'm dead you're dead where are you oh that's where you are mommy it's okay it's what i'm helping you by mentioning you yeah i'm helping you by winning the game after i kill these guys gg good work warwick jungle taking the back line dude report this yes he is actually a [ __ ] i hate that guy oh cashman to carry feels so good little little turd muncher space clothing's the following oh [ __ ] hey person is that the game chopper is that cutie that was cutie what that's warwick shot i'm reporting this [ __ ] ass get him get him cutie he was a [ __ ] ass um i want to play one game as support okay jiggle titty jiggle guys i hate steroids because i make my heart move fast that's why i'm drinking this monster hardcover pitter patter peter pan okay let's take my oxygen light rate how do i get my wife to be more like a potato i don't know my potato is gonna change soon oh ray congrats congratulations [Music] congrats ray that's awesome chat my oxygen is only at 98 deep breaths ready [Music] oh i guess we lost that cue what is average o2 content i actually don't know all right we're at 99 now a typical reading is 95 to 100 percent oh well that doesn't actually number 1280 and 100 millimeters of miscarriage oops i decline sorry my auction content's low what was what did you say your reading was we need to queue up again you got 99.99 oh that's really good i'm trying to get anything above 95 is good my heart rate is so high it's actually stressful because the steroids my heart rate is at 96 right now julian from the win or they drink oh i just drink for sure this one roided up potato i'm a potato i'm a potato i'm only i can only get to 99 okay feet down ready cat more breathing deep breaths deep breaths i've banned zed for like eight years straight it doesn't even matter who i picked mad i ban zed [Music] cutie how regularly do you check your viewer count every 20 minutes does it seem like it fluctuates like almost randomly it fluctuates when adds play but it seems like it says it goes down i'm like oh but then it like jumps up above where it was i'm like um like it seems like it kind of goes up and down almost randomly fair pepper thank you for the two dollars but that actually wasn't funny oh [ __ ] um i'm gonna be luck support oh [ __ ] i'm gonna be more i'm going to be you me do prediction chat dink donk okay now that i said that over cutie's headset i'll do one in her chat oh wait wait there's an old one i think or is it only getting 99. i thought 20 went to sleep i can't get it to 100. tony are you still modding in cutie's chat dink donk no tony's asleep okay that's what i thought this must be an older one so then this was a oh does support cutie he's still here no he's still here this is a fresh one so is gosh hello actually gosh dang it yeah i'm chilly oh and eagles here everyone's here oh nothing's going on tony i just mentioned predictions and i was like oh shoot and i have to run one and then i didn't realize you were still awake cares i have a okay chad let's check on the rash ready wait is it looking better i think it actually might be steroid saved eyes yeah that looks a lot better it actually does look a lot better i think the steroids kicked in i mean it's still painful as hell but it looks i mean you can still see it obviously but it looks much better it's not nasa's me oh my gosh it's nasa's mid good luck oh i hope it's a bronze nasus mid because he doesn't know how to play mid and not the smurf you feel better perfect don't worry rare popcorn sometimes we mess jinx come here friend ready for my yumi play my yummy plate is actually so good only 11 subs until we get to change the potato i need to drink some water actually i'm also drinking water [Music] do you think we win like you're at 50 right now what am i at chat i think you're at 50 maybe even 50 flat so i think you need three more wins to go to the next div do you think we get three in a row you'll skip a div again go straight to silver four maybe maybe that is legit the worst symptom is the ch oh no i'm jittery it's the steroids [ __ ] oh [ __ ] steroids dang it at least we know they're working but they're definitely anxiety inducing highest ranked potato in a yeah maddie shut up shut up maddie of course tony and remember tony if you ever do need to lay down or something you're not feeling well make sure you take care of yourself brother someone will step up to the plate no shot god this ap nasties hurt so bad oh my gosh it's level one so it doesn't really matter but lord have mercy that hurts oh my god i got my q up first jesus where'd they go damn he doesn't ignite though he is he always nice of heal maybe he is a lower level he's not playing with a low level i knew he was in that bush he's healing so much damn i hate his passive repeat jesus you get hit by everything my friend i should max my e for more damage i always could do that [Music] sammy is oh thank you up bait me so he comes from behind [Music] [Music] got him [Music] yes actually i let this push i definitely like this push i don't want to cancel his back oh maybe i'll try to cancel it yeah once and then hopefully he backs again i think he will yeah perfect then he loses a wave perfect perfect perfect get out of here get out of here you lose at least one wave i need to slow this down a little bit oh boy i can call some stories how did the sneeze look as a potato oh boy perfect it won't crash tower it'll get the next wave nice so he loses two and a half waves for that that's when bottom kitty jinx is feeding i'm used to that okay get well soon bruv thank you [Music] chad you're gonna miss a potato aren't you [Music] yeah and it's jiggly beard [Music] yeah we're gonna be good we're gonna need some help over here i'm not fighting with ulti that'd be a mistake get the trade disengage actually when level when cassidy first hit six you actually don't want to use your ulti once it goes to three because it's just too much man it's not worth it you don't have the manifold for that yeah you really want to go in with it with one stack loaded so you like a one stack and a two stack and that should be your whole trade unless you can get just one and a kill use it [ __ ] okay oops he literally killed all of his health back just for being nastiest i [ __ ] hate this champ him and i really are both cancer we'll just have potato sub goals that'll be fine because we don't have very good sub goals [Music] are the league sub goals new no uh nasa's going down the bottom river that's the spot rip in this [ __ ] you doing this [ __ ] they got my team [Music] oh [ __ ] me i'm done with this oh run run i'm ditching your ass that was smart you get away nice all right we'll take it [Music] i really thought i was gonna be able to fight nasa's level six but i don't think i can find level six why would someone come in my chat and spam lsf [Music] i see nothing important [Music] yeah i don't see anything important on there so oh he's done it before oh boy that's annoying it's the drama frog he's gonna want this cannon i'm gonna ask him for this i'm good got him good he's just hiding this bush again he always hides in the same bush you're not slick masses i'm gonna try to not let him heal up i'm gonna do my best although he has red buff so i don't think i can even win this so annoying okay yeah candyland's favorite feeling oh boy oh boy that was not ideal sometimes i pretend you're just a nice [Music] drinks wait for me dumbass [Music] i'm the slowest cat in the world thanks [Music] hmm [Music] uh oh that's slick no she still dies i think because it's old no way maybe maybe oh my gosh that getaway getaway's insane that's so good okay i thought for sure she was dead that's insane how did she live there all right not bad trade me laners oh but he gets tower he doesn't get tower but he gets all like all the plates does he get tower lily should still be there what is she doing [ __ ] okay he doesn't get tower just yeah i honestly prefer them use herald i'm just getting plates rather than using it later and getting a tower or two so i'm okay with this yeah i should be more aggro here than i was oh wait choke oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] that up big time uh oh well i saved you i have no mana i literally have no mana oh my god there's a party in this lane jesus uh we're also losing spotlight i have no mana either well [ __ ] we're gonna lose this lane if i leave so yeah that was just a good push on their end keep feeling if you can i don't have any mana if they have berries i'll grab some but i don't think there are any oh wait i'm kind of worried that she's just gonna kill me how strong is she oh gosh she's right here oh [ __ ] [Music] they're both so close dang it yeah this game i don't know i don't know about it it's gonna be toughy this is gonna be a toughy chat without you know having me as the carry it's a little hard yeah we need really good cc for the yi lily i mean if lilia puts him to sleep and then i just like explode on his face that could work but there's there's a lot of people i'm scared of over there we have a darius dude if darius pops off his farm his farm is good let darius keep farming late game i guess i'm bottom now l plus ratio thank you three dollars [Music] so i'm just i'm just warden just putting some cheeky words down reporting can we kill her um kitty how long did you have that right there um i'll be honest i didn't know i had it can you get in that hex take skating right away jinx oh your team nice oh that's a lot of people coming run run please oh it's not worth it you all died i'm voting no just out of principle of them ending there not listening to me serious is doing stuff darris is doing something yeah don't say jump hump chat [Music] [Music] [Music] good feeling [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] get out get out jinx run run she did not run that was zero map awareness i'll be honest i was destroying a pink ward and i got killed and then jinx waited in line for him to come get her your turret has been destroyed shut down enemy rampage [Music] dude lilith what are you doing hello that's why we're losing half the time of lilith is just standing here what the heck i didn't know that that might be the guy spamming uh surrender boats oh behind us [ __ ] oh god jake somebody died of a heart attack man [Music] cat when can i put more of that stuff on my face it's getting itchy again we need the band in this elo like we just have to um i mean he usually gets shut down elo by the slightest bit of cc i don't know how he got 11 kills honestly well well i think i might know oops come inside me i'm sorry [Music] okay yes okay okay huge [ __ ] yeah the fatty shut down all my shit's on pull down oh my [ __ ] i have all tell me if i should do it knees up and forward about to go in about to go in okay as soon as you do it that position oh what the [ __ ] why me uh they're all up we need to get out of here uh jinx get out yeah i mean with a yumi if i can stay alive we could turn this game do i buy my shies right now that's the question oh the steroids have made me so jittery i can feel all of my arms no measures i don't know i'm doing it i'm getting it anyway you told me no but i heard yes oh that's all surprisingly i shouldn't say [Music] oh god they're all dying one by one to yi and i think it's my turn honestly i don't have a volt for 30 seconds i'll go over this way in the back oh [ __ ] no not the you coming over the wall i just apologize also my stacks [ __ ] i shouldn't have gone that hard [ __ ] he was almost dead man i spit on my nails that tower's gone rain's gone i'm coming in to say so does alt is getting more skewers than you yeah as he should he's better streamer than me hello you think i'm surprised by that afk that is a strange one to me oh that was harder than i expected to be uh they're all bought yes we're apparently flanking because that's we're about to look for jinx isn't yeah she seems to be busy or something okay he just exited himself which is very foggers for me to not die i don't know he thought he was in some kind of danger that he was not in soon damn i want that big one dragon 30. thank god he didn't try to take that i hate when junglers take the blue i just went the game hop on damn we we we clear in wards you know he wants to get this drag right now but i'm a little sussed out about it same time me for this i have to work please jesus it's not all about you sometimes i have to ward oh that's where they're at okay oh my gosh where's your smite [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] they got stole a fat wait how did they get that wayne put a w on it and i literally just didn't even use this mic it's so funny oh my god that might be game they have baron install whoa yeah we're gonna need it okay cool very good okay back to mid oh that's so so bad jinx what are you doing duncan uh oh my cat this was a bad one oh gg [Music] well we found someone on the planet i'm a better jinx then and jungler then true that swain route is so [ __ ] stupid that he can turn into a second cc uh all game oh you're blaming me darius you're blaming me god that smite miss pissed me off so bad it was up he just didn't use it he didn't even do it slightly early and just [ __ ] it up he just didn't even care what the [ __ ] better save my smite for the scuttle crab gotta clear my jungle fast can't believe that [ __ ] ass would try to blame me for that savings fight for next game all right i'm gonna play one game as talk taiyo thank you for the two years i can't i think there's something [Music] thanks for following knives oh i love that game mode in counter-strike source yeah i uh i don't know our darius should have been a lot better than he was like i really expected to do something in team fights he didn't i don't know what his build was we had a jing kitty carry i think i don't even remember if we had any carry never saw her once um jinx's problem was we got out poked in lane and she didn't recover um their team was pretty good altogether um their their samir was bad but their swain was good and swaying being good made it really tricky because that's a champion that could box people out including cass um nasus was just annoying they were too tanky nasus renekton swain couldn't kill any of them now she had most of kills and it was bad which made the game like slightly possible but we were just so far down early including jungle objectives that putting more benadryl on my face what are the rules let me save my smite for the pull up there is chasing me yup lilia apply to affected areas not more than three to four times daily well we've only used it once oh wow that feels nice to put on there but also so gross it's like this consistency that doesn't soak all the way in and just leaves a wax [Music] wait what yeah iq top you killed it i was gonna ask for someone to trade with you you selected that no one can stop me tell me cutie what is your cast pic i have a top pick teemo or heimerdinger do i have enough to trade i don't have what's your jungle if i have we can trade i don't want to first pick this hit man jamie wait you want teemo i don't know team i don't know anything on this account or whatever i'll first pick it let's see what happens [ __ ] it we ball chat this [ __ ] is gross consistency i'll say it i kind of want to wipe it off ah i'm just a potato so i'm gonna guess a camille a teemo or a i'm reading your butter against camille or a kench teema captain okay on duty [Music] and tired retired potato and tires rage lux mids earth uh support lux mid is so easy to dumpster i pleaked flat three shut the hell up triumphant why would you say that i'm tired also drive it i saw your dm but i just ignored it so don't think i didn't see it [Music] sash vinnie oh my yumi was good shut up how many ounces are in a gallon uh 27 128. so if i drink this whole water bottle that i'm almost done with it'll wait was the answer actually 28. no 128. wow i was pogged out of my pants yeah no welcome here i go captain bm on duty one trick is better than just trying to keep with the metal allows you to focus more on macro than micro i feel like my macro is already uh hard capped though like i'm not gonna get better at this game so i might as well just pick whatever it is why is this fortune talking [ __ ] to you is she yeah thanks i had this dog [ __ ] yumi yeah true they might be watching a stream ew that's annoying don't be annoying nah i don't think my um cinderella plays top only 80 carat jinx i'm kind of a super fan really i have to help leash time to cover map well i don't cover my map okay [Music] i was going to say easy they're clearly watching the streamy dumb [ __ ] i don't think he is yes bye say something funny and i'll chat if you're watching cutie cinderella had one choice but she only chose one of them and that one thank you adriac hello guys i'm a potato i'm playing teemo captain [ __ ] on duty damn it guys i'm really focused [Music] oh damn a little low this lady is annoying oh boy good damage good damn good dammy chat hi each rock viewers sorry i'm on i'm i'm six hours in i'm a little tired but it's nice to see you guys is missing oh trundle's dead yeah sorry sorry jungle can i get one more wheels right back maybe go let's just say forget the casters and back now oh oh yeah some bad fps chat or what fps cs i said it once and i'll say it again chad i'm not gonna say sexy things just because you asked me to what what are they not this oh boy guys look who has their shroomy roomies missing farm for doing get bottom i'm bottoming bottom chatting wait are they leaving i hate it when i try to bottom and they just leave do not let her back you freaking guy what a waste of a trip i can't believe she backed in the middle bush i have no which means i have no bounty hi thank you oh boy by getting billy haste i don't gain health back the wrong thing selected it is sorry to play xerath i i feel sorry for this guy dareth is like if you land all these really hard skill shots you'll do just as much damage as any other mage hey look at this he can't hit these and i don't blame him i can't hit those no one can hit all that we don't blame you at all zera it's not your fault okay buddy it's not your fault it's not you oh [ __ ] well i love the flashing nothing to kill him but i was waiting for this to be usable so she got there in time which is probably why he stayed he definitely could have killed me damn i needed like a little more time that reasonable it's so sad yeah zero shouldn't even gotta assist with that honestly it was so long since he hit me with anything oh yeah vi is probably here if i didn't guess xerox had a back we need a word on it oh dude this camille could kill me and just hasn't [Music] jungle oh really anyone here know sergeant frog i got a vacuum what are you talking about who is sergeant frog i know there's sergeant penguin from spyro sarah's missing oh he's back he's just cheesing me over walls can we uh do this dragon blocks oh come on lane have prior once in your life just do it man you're trundle just do it you're so good at this ah chad it's so stressful what hello thank you for the four months lately so i downloaded the game what a mistake that was yeah that was a big mistake thank you cooper thank you for the poor mayor thank you for the prime oh we're almost to a new potato oh look they got the dragon someone on our team is too [ __ ] to do with me and i thought he was a troll turns out he was a [ __ ] there really is jungle diff on this map even though her cs sucks cheeks her ganks are hard man this caitlyn or this camila is kind of thick crankshaft like the booty and the player dealo thank you so much for using your prime here and i really wish this was like a one-to-one game i'm gonna come top maybe we can actually get her i'm kind of low so it's risky but i'll get some bears and come up if you hard push i'm just gonna leave the wait you're telling me not to hard to push or too hard push do not hurt push um i'm currently behind this tower um sneak around me like that i'm pissed well it wasn't a good call by me but i think it may have worked if i wasn't there xerath is missing okay colonel gets it yeah that's worth yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah chat you think cnv is weird for my summoners i used to have it vb and i moved my back to n but i shifted it over just so people stopped harassing me wait thank you matt for the gifted subs uh do i change my potato now oh it's a new potato okay next time i go back i'll change it i can't do it right now [Music] i'm going to bottle come back come on come on thank you kill hungry i'm reading two chats i got two chats one for the blog i don't know the ones for honestly they're both in that bush still what the [ __ ] that is so free for me okay why would you stay when you're so low just let me do the work please i'm helping you push once you get the cannon got my bounties i need vine zerus i haven't killed zerath ever he's not died once [ __ ] maybe i change that here i knew he was done like that now i got his ass oh this is risky going for anyway okay i wasn't sure what a stunt cool town was but it was not enough help me cause that was risky at all i'm coming up how long was camille remember she's really low she's not gonna get me no she's over here somewhere i don't know where she went oh there she is worth that super pog math hello you uh are you visiting a tourist santa potato merry christmas oh she got me thank you for the bitties all right finally we're back in the game okay cool whoa santa potato goes hard thanks for noticing i always noticed saint the potato that was bad on my part [Music] red page [ __ ] oh i want this dragon so bad if y'all get this that would be pog and by y'all i mean obviously cutie's top but that's not who i'm talking to yeah oh wow you [ __ ] your cue oh my holy [ __ ] i got cc forever man you all left me oh you bunch of [ __ ] i [ __ ] hate this team the also up to santa could open them all and we got a triple that's just getting clapped from the back what the [ __ ] is this fight man oh my gosh well we're definitely in bronze hilo which means i should be able to win this lake although camille kind of scares me how good is she cutie what's your read on camille um in between if she's losing to me sometimes her farm looks decent she hesitates too much she could have killed me multiple times oh my god like that she's really low though i do i do want to this is probably my last game because my boyfriend is back home okay she was probably in this bush that ashes didn't check but whatever you guys are just saying ox i'm a potato [Music] oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] that man flash damage hello hi he's a chat that's me i'm a chad the team's of 21 i put this stuff all over my face okay is that good yeah what do you mean no i said yeah but it has this weird like waxy film you're a christmas potato potato my teeth are yellow well it's a potato tinge all right what are you doing what do you mean i just got back i just want to say hi to you i know i'm gonna end after this game you'll have to keep going man i really want to hang out with you go till the night is dawn are you are you saying that because you're trying to play ballerina no not at all actually though i'm asking no not like you're old mike no i know water so exhausted of fighting with this team am i throwing maybe probably whoa what the hell where did they all come from he did hit me with the top diff that's really mean i feel like i've been just fine in fact i was killing it earlier i also got a green squad shut up caitlyn what the [ __ ] no i'm so sad i'm so sad i'm gonna die [ __ ] there's so many wards man uh yeah this is not a fight that you're gonna win yeah we actually don't win this game at all got the pink smile that's the first long-range abilities there landed on me and it was worth so much so much pride uh [ __ ] potato thank you star guardian yeah i played garbage i feel fine about it um i spilled on my shirt said egg [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] is going on up here like in theory i do not beat this camille oh that would have been sick i just can't you're gonna hold me and i don't want it you're gonna hold me too i still don't want it holy [ __ ] that guy disappeared on my team if i go in lux just roots me for three years is the problem lose this tower go back door teemo am i dead to the burn i put in some good work there chad we're losing a tower i too early damn oh she doesn't even hit it damn it sucks damn it well my face is itchy chopped at least we have bounties now on towers and then having the bottom hip isn't like the not the worst thing i really wanted that i think i still got gold chad do you have to last at the tower to get the gold or do you get more for lasting the tower or am i just being a baby for no reason [Music] the [ __ ] out of here oh no oh no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh qt hope you feel better soon less than three the [ __ ] did she go what the [ __ ] was that vision she just disappeared i'm leaving i'm [ __ ] out oh camille's winning the game damn she pushed that quick [ __ ] oh my god she's leaning you can't get away from me i i'm almost 16. um if i push but can y'all baron oh we need the dragon we should all get dragon dragon dragon dragon [Music] we take dragon now smile [Music] okay maybe go barren yeah yeah yeah yeah see this when you go bearings of inhibitor take notes chat based on your positioning holy cow spanish shredding me tonight could you like get in that man [ __ ] okay if he went to the steeler he may have gotten it so i'm glad he was just trying to kill you no i mean no no tragic if he got you i would have been really sad i'm going bottom stopping you okay like we're gonna do a split push here just don't die if you die this sucks if you don't die this is great split push safely there's two people in trundle okay try at the tower nice that was almost so good [Music] every time i've come in even a different potato yeah i got lots of potatoes no big deal i've got my crown come back time everybody it's comeback time no i didn't hit with my old i'm out of mana no run sona wait i killed her i killed her killer watch this okay perfect here welcome to the help thanks not scared she might just hold me expect it i expect it help me trundle oh no oh no oh oh oh uh holy [ __ ] i'm a little dead bumblebee bobby good dude i don't know if you can see what was happening from q's pov but that was [ __ ] insane i barely lived for like three years oh so oh my heart my poor heart i don't know how to change the background to get rid of the dirt do i want to sell my boots nobody's picked me yet i'm in the dirt mr potato stream pog oh i don't avoid yet hello supervoid that's obvious dragon in 35 is probably the objective um top is going to push by itself really hard here i'm logged on coming down for blue buff yeah good luck getting in here [ __ ] oh they said we're not going that way so it's fine now if we all go this way oh that worked [Music] no one listened to besides me i'm the best team player [Music] but okay potato diff honestly wait i'm walking the frame wait i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming wait wait hold on i'm coming i'm coming you didn't make it wait wait i'm still coming no i hate that it closes you out of the game automatically now i was coming well i was gonna come how the [ __ ] did i honor this sure meat that's who i honored yup potato yep tata ugh only 19. all right six six hours of league i think is good enough chat damn yeah a lot of league it's a lot of league i think i'm done for the day dom why are you still streaming yeah i just did a whole monster so i'm gonna speed up mario okey-dokey chad you're going over to dom now yeah okay chad i love chat my arms are sore and stuff from like not i need to like wait 120 000 points for when we were gonna lose oh these doubting thomases all of them we proved all of them wrong teemo cutie is actually messed up but chat before we leave we do have a very fun bounty so i'll hang up on dom and you guys will go over to dom later okay thanks for the invites cutie was fun bye okay chat oh [ __ ] hey chat i wanted to check out raised by wolves 2 on hbo max with you guys we have a fun trailer we can watch and i'm excited to watch it as a potato wow this side of the planet seems less intent on killing our children oh cause i was ballsy just take a bite right the other one said to me if you pretend to be something long enough eventually you'll no longer need to pretend i feel we're becoming too human [Music] to be the parents that our children deserve this is a lot this is intense we have to think of the future now [Music] you need to form your own ideas when the trust passes the baton you'll be the one to take it i'm gonna convert them all one at a time if i have to i'm missing you would have believed that there's someone out there listening some of the power to make things all better when are we going to tell them what we discovered [Music] i have to keep my children safe i am the prophet nothing can stand against me to be worthy of souls love children you only need faith and that is one thing that this robot i can never take away from us love you the death of us all wow what fun we're going to have today oh she's a little creepy hbo max chat that is raised by wolf's three streaming on hbo max on february 3rd directed by ridley scott the first two episodes have served an executive producer of his sci-fi series about an unconventional family the show follows two androids named mother and father and the human children they are asked to protect and raise on a planet after a global war destroys earth season two follows our characters from one end of their new home planet kepler 22b to another as they navigate joining a peculiar society of humans who also fled earth it's a story about how life goes on after the world ends which can definitely hit home now more than ever plus there's a really cool serpent that can fly very cool thank you for the bounty raised by wolves 2 which is streaming on hbo max on february 3rd all right cha that's it for the stream we're gonna go ahead and raid dominator j [Music] i will see you tomorrow i think i'll be on schlatt's stream um i think i'll be on stream i didn't do a bake along on saturday because i don't know how i'll feel so i might not be on schlatt stream if i don't feel better so we'll see so otherwise tomorrow uh it depends on where this rashes might be another potato stream but we'll see all right see you guys tomorrow i have a lovely night night tonight

[Music] Oh God oh [ __ ] hopefully it works [Music] still lagging ooh well maybe we could spend the entire rest of the stream just starting and restarting it until it works I think everybody who has notifications on would really appreciate that all right it's better now it ain't lagging all right hopefully this works hopefully the lag is gone will the toilet paper joke stream is down hoard [Music] I was born in the lab embraced shaped by it all right everybody get down this [ __ ] mountain good luck everybody maybe it's not as shitty now all righty beautiful beautiful literally actually beautiful right now [Music] except yeah there we go keep it going forward again if you get to the bottom if you get to the bottom and you touch a building you've done it then you've done it it's much harder to turn left or right now so it's gonna be much much more about moving forward at a good pace [Music] okay I think you're working your way down the mountain right now yeah yeah okay you should heal though she's heavily heal should definitely heal okay you're alive you are lives I don't want to jinx it well I didn't want to jinx it let me make the heel longer man this is one of those this is one of those games where we really gotta mess with the commands a little things actually work hold on cuz I can make it hold for a little longer he left her hill all right let's do that for two seconds boom and then turn left and right why don't we make it like one in 25 so it's not quite as stringent and then why don't I aim you guys at a better starting spot is it any better by the way the lag I guess it doesn't matter cuz I don't know what else I could do but I'm gonna try aiming you guys like that way maybe that's good no no just a bit feels worse oh yeah it's saying I'm dropping a bunch of frames yeah I don't know y'all I apologize hopefully it hopefully things get better I'm not sure it seems better the second you said lag effect so I think I'm just lagging with voice commands well apologies for the lag [ __ ] my connection shouldn't be metered because I have 1000 down good luck everybody give us tips on what to do well so I aimed you at a new direction it's easier to turn left and right now okay maybe that was not a good direction [Music] turn your computer off and turn it back on I just don't know that I should be doing that midstream it's crazy though it's just crazy enough to work okay once again the plan is mostly move forward but try to slow it down then you're at the edge of the cliff so maybe at that point you start walking you're thinking i watch deeper like this feels good right here right now what's going on and slowly walk down the mountain city go keep bombing it right [Music] the speedometer [Music] right now you're crouching by the way if you crouch that'll change it [Music] okay got it gotta go honking so this here here I think you probably want to start walking once you have the edge of the cliff so now start walking yeah walk looking a little precarious is looking a little precarious okay you might want to turn right if I want to turn right that's a good this is [ __ ] hard we haven't even made it little starting section is gonna go smooth I mean I gotta aim you at a different direction I guess we need to have a look up and look down I don't think that would really help I guess so I think it's much it's probably mostly about on it's probably mostly about where I first aim you guys I'm gonna give you look up and look down we try that I just don't know if that'll really help so theoretically what's the best place for you guys to aim at we can't see we're going sometimes yeah I just it's the implication of that is that having the information will result in you guys playing much better which I'm gonna be honest has not been my experience with switched at plays but sure you got look up and look down if you want to do that but I think a lot of this is like where I aim from what about over there that actually looks really safe cuz look that the mountain kind of drops down in little chunks rather than one at a time I think this could actually go really right well we need a stronger stop or backwards maybe the permanent third person I mean that's on you guys like I don't wanna I don't wanna like control any part of the game our commands being metered the commands only the look left and look right alright so let's try this theoretically this works you also will have the lag is sick hell yeah so you also have look up and look down although I don't really think that will be useful stream is chunky [ __ ] try restarting the computer I guess and hit it oh I need to turn the strength of that down oh it's way too much okay I don't know if my look up and look down are gonna work yeah this is what I mean about the look up and look down having issues try changing the bitrate I mean it's like still bad for people could you do a katana to a pole on that mods if the lag is super bad already started again I mean bitrate only 4,000 oh they did what was it there is lag mmm fun stuff I mean bit rates fine or recordings fine it's a little better it's okay for me now is the stream jesus take the wheel [Music] all right can you let me know one or two in chat is the stream still laggy for you if it's like a lot then that's a lot of people well I could restart a computer I guess yes it's dropped 10 frames cheese it's Latin with a code is running I had a look on twitch Diagnostics load time has been going into 200 milliseconds description chat user lists if this is down mod status may also be broken yes still does is it ok well here's a question is it fine right now or is it only when the code is live like right now is it ok or is it is it still bad right now yes no slag totally fine because I could restart with a guess a lower bitrate it's a bit choppy it's fine now no right now it's good not as bad yes way better it's bad I mean I grow the code but the code is not actually a very large amount of CPU it's good without the code active interesting although a lot of people are still laggy mmm what to do okay repo when is everything running on one computer in pretty sure it's the way your Python is written that's tanking your capture is it okay when the code is off so right now is it okay for people yeah I mean the Python code definitely uses CPU but we've also literally never had an issue with it okay so it's not like seemingly the code being off it's not fixing it well because that's my suspicion that it's not I mean Python should not affect it that much I guess I can restart my computer call Bethesda and ask them for help oh man did you shift the stream to Monday probably not because of moving stuff maybe just sky room itself I don't think so because we've done a bunch of Skyrim before that's always been fine we've done Skyrim with way way way laggy or Skyrim with like thousands of creatures at once okay I might restart the stream and see if that works because it's lagging extremely bad and I'll try with I might could stop recording I guess it just then I don't have the vaad mm-hmm what about now let me try this does this help at all my computer is not my computer is not recording no all right well I'm gonna restart my computer so I'll be back in maybe like two minutes I have to set up all the programs in garbage but we'll see if that helps and then I mean it could very possibly be that my internet is being I'm using Ethernet it could very possibly be that my internet is screwy right now because it's being throttled or something well we'll find out we'll be on time just like always so let me restart I'm gonna be back in a couple minutes and you know don't freak out or anything Oh God oh [ __ ] [Music] Oh God [ __ ] [Music] is it laggy still wagging [ __ ] that's dropping frames 22% 17% drop frames [Music] freak out you're a freak c'est Chic freak out ricca-san she recounts [Music] freak out simply count [Music] isn't working it keeps dropping to zero upload I don't think it's working we might we might be boned we might be [Music] nobody panic we can't panic right now [Music] something like me to hike up [Music] I have yes sorry for this terrifying experience everybody I have 880 megabyte upload almost a gig upload but it's struggling to do a 3500 bit rake he's just dropping completely we might I don't know I might have to not stream because my internet is quite good [Music] I think the punks truncated quality at switch we aren't too hard we talked too hard Thank You solid jesus take the wheel [Music] see stream on YouTube my keys my calling IKEA support we could call probably help us in this situation I can see how that would be used think maybe we call it today and read the duck stream again [Music] yeah I don't know it's it's dropping a ridiculous amount of frames even though my internet is extremely good I cannot stream on YouTube I'm not allowed to as a twitch partner I'm not allowed to go to any other I can't just stream anywhere I want because I am a church partner feel good to makes it yeah I don't know if I'm being throttled or if twitch is having an issue [Music] Barna I would probably do that the next couple days as the as the would be the plan same thing happened yesterday they're different streamer I mean there's a lot of there's a lot of internet issues can you test your internet I just did its 880 upload right now my Internet's fine I can't show it on stram because it shows my appear I called Jeff Bezos he does not know what to do Jeff Bezos doesn't know what to do [ __ ] I restarted my router that's why it took a while do something really low I know it lowered my bitrate just motivates England and punk like this stream on YouTube but wear a mask it would be on my channel it would be fairly obvious [Music] guys please don't spam a shitload arm I know you'll like beam identical my uncle works at Nintendo make a new channel make a new channel and wear a mask so you're saying we make a new YouTube channel and that Elon Musk on the phone and then I stream on that YouTube channel but also I'm wearing a mask but then I to be extra safe I should not tell you guys the this the channel so you have to come find it cuz that way otherwise twitch will know where we are you know what I mean like we've got to really be hard to find here bribe Jeff phase us to give good internet I have incredibly Pat like strong internet I don't know how I do I lagged challenged just got here what happen there's a bunch of lag oh my cell my stream clunky I can't figure out how to I cannot figure out how to fix the lag [Music] I mean yeah my internet is extremely good I think it's I think it has to be something with twitch because it's uh it may be a routing issue yeah potentially it's just weird cuz [ __ ] I've never had an issue with this and my internet is crazy fast cause I found this new stream it on mute I just any in a stop it Davi he's great I still keep dropping the light my brothers and sisters I beg the question - all right how about right to level 9 CPU is much we can beat like I I'm trying to figure out how we can have you guys attack the lag oh that's a lot of ones it's a whole lot of ones are right now it says there's a problem with twitch twitch issues right now push down no problems I don't know what's I don't know what's going on it says there's no issue at which I now play a slow pacing game to come to act the lags possibly you could play on and crossing New Horizons I I don't know that I just mic my concern is like it's laggy it's just like a shitty experience and I might just hold off you know I just wrecked on the screen and there's time I don't know the stream is fine stop streaming on chat debate everyone we can't just have everybody we start their computer whenever honks it lags because there's no Skyrim there's no Python right now it's it's none of the programs I did read your message burn kit try a different twitch ingest server how do i stat change twitch ingest server [Music] look it up [Music] I'm glad that this is one of the most active streams we've had that isn't a twitch chat plays stream literally just sitting here lagging at you guys I'm honored to have a to have viewers who get more invested as my stream becomes literally me just lagging in front of you with nothing else happening in just a change in how to choose a twitch ingest server so I guess I could try changing the server it isn't twitch yeah yeah no no no I know I know poll should we restart all pcs I think maybe all of you guys should turn off your power like to your house first separately completely switch the breaker off I don't even I don't even pick the interest server stream twitch servers i recommended so i could change the server or something different i mean we could try fixed and not just type unbind link on some uninstalled twitch yeah okay so here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna try restarting the stream here I'll make it in case you can't hear me but I'll play really loud music so that you can't hear me anyways [Music] how'd I know we're good it's good [Music] [Applause] [Music] hold on are you still in is laggy oh [ __ ] the lags back [ __ ] dammit [Music] it was fine for like it was fine for like 20 seconds [Music] America can't stream over disparate [Music] [Applause] Portland Portland [ __ ] I know I don't know what to do I don't know what to do hey Scott thanks for the support demented duck I'm sorry that Portland had to ruin the stream for you Jesus Christ Portland look what you've done think about what you've done Portland [Music] is this a joke to you Portland to kill my stream unbelievable I am only getting like when you pull [Music] stream isn't lacking life now fixed [Music] [Music] the guy think it's working you say that literally as I see all the the frames dropping jesus take the wheel [Music] [Music] check down detector I already checked jesus take the wheel says it's fine our possible problems [Music] yes yeah I am only getting lag when you stream okay I mean a few minutes ago this said that twitch was fine and now it's caught on to what that [ __ ] Portland is doing Portland thought it could get away with this and on to Portland you son of a [ __ ] think he's been just feeling be ruining the song I know it's from his algebra please jesus take the wheel oh thank you up for all the dejected groups Arrigo gaming thank you very much so pipe they didn't notice it a hope would boys rule [Music] warranty oh I wanted to give an answer whoops [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] need to move yet No is this gonna be a video yeah it's the obvious progressed the most important damn you Portland if you just stopped for one second thought about somebody other than you we could be playing Skyrim right now [Music] well I think we're maybe boned is it been fine right now I'm not seeing any drop frames right now Portland's been ok right now it's on and off [Music] we need to bomb Portland lyric and style but don't need to do that but we do need to honk Portland [Music] maybe if we honk hard enough we can intimidate Portland into cooperation it's a good idea so we have to hog hard enough just hard enough to work no not ejective goose the one before it [Music] alright I'm gonna count down from ten and then we need to honk harder and faster than we've ever honked I hope you're watching Portland jesus take the wheel 4 3 2 1 are you son of a [ __ ] this is what you get [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah that's a hot [ __ ] now Portland yeah you like that the Joseph are Robert Joseph our Robertson how you like this Joseph unbelievable Joseph must be responsible for this Oh fridge Oh fridge but you'd like a good honking bridge s cave watercraft rentals you're probably responsible for this [Music] [Applause] all right that should have taken care of things if they didn't get the message between our tweet and those honks I don't know I honestly wouldn't know what else would fix my stream hey thank you so bye [Music] wait is the stream okay this is still bad did that fix it [Music] waitwhat it's working now wait what that fixed it I see it I shouldn't try climbing down that mountain in Portland so you're telling me jesus take the wheel through the sheer power of honking we defeated Portland and cut a working twitch stream again God just when I think the power of quit chat is at its peak [Music] [Applause] [Applause] oh my god earth [Music] truly our greatest victory on any stream ever we've beat lag [Music] and go think about what you've done you'll never defeat us Portland and especially not you SK watercraft rentals and you Joseph are Roberts and collaborative Life Sciences Building we try that [ __ ] again Joseph our Robertson collaborative life sciences building we will hold back [Music] I guess we're good okay we did it it was all thanks to you [Music] change the twitch stealing two homes Portland to submission change it to just honking [Music] mine's in a [Music] so [Music] all right we're ready [Music] I mean you boot up the old code somehow against all odds we're ready to play Skyrim again in five seconds go out there and play the best goddamn Skyrim of your [ __ ] lives [Music] forward to move forward back to move back jump to jump left to move left right to move right honk - honk look right and look left to look left and right but it's a 1 in 25 chance I didn't I think it likes stud I think right now the guy you like can't jump remove because you're on the thingy a lot of honking you might have to move backwards yeah that's fine did you need more things with the sauce [Music] I think okay hold on I think you gotta go backwards right now cuz I think if everybody goes back cuz it's you can't move forward over this thing it's just like two or if maybe left probably other way yeah yeah this should work right yeah we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good yeah we're good all right and now maybe if you look right wait hold on what if we just moved backwards down the entire that's crazy and it's just crazy enough to work and everybody just spam back what what if we just back up down the entire mountain we go slowly we're super safe we don't have to turn left or right we just back it up like a truck it's working no way I don't want to jinx it but this is the best Skyrim of your lives why didn't we think about this all we had to do was the opposite of what is intuitive [Music] this is the best Skyrim gameplay of our lives I just keep backing up back it up back it up back it up maybe this is fine this is fine this is fine okay that wasn't fun okay wait I have an idea how about we do the backup strategy but cuz when you when you were here okay when you were here there we go moving forward didn't work so we'll do the backup strategy but I'll start aiming this way so we'll back up towards the goal all right you guys are live in five seconds all right back it up back it up you're clear you got about a mountain behind you keep backing up keep coming keep coming got plenty of space plenty of room back it up keep backing it up yeah you're good plenty of space behind you plenty of room yeah just keep keep backing up you got ten feet this is working shockingly we're completely blind think this is what we needed you see dude none of us be able to see anything I may have to move left it this is legitimately working this is the farthest we've gotten you're alive what the [ __ ] you're alive stack it up back it up back it up Baxter can we have a command a deal with both hands yeah I guess so thank you for the $1 I weigh back it up back it up back it up might need to move left a little bit but just back it up just keep on yep got plenty of room keep backing up backing up back it up there's a little you're gonna notice a bit of a pinch here right right here this is fine though Wow this is okay how are we alive what's the fun Portland's in shambles right now dude what your life okay somebody heal but keep going dude back it up just back it up how is this working it's literally [ __ ] blind perfectly this is by far the least informed attempt we've done like you're almost at the edge of the really steep part hold on hon I'm gonna pause pause I'm just gonna turn off this truck backing up I think we've gotten the spirit of the truck backing up and you guys just just play the best GTA 5 of your lives right now okay the codes live in five seconds I think just keep this up remember we have to touch a building at the end you guys alive I didn't change the game at all [Music] like you're I think we're almost past the Steep mark somehow walking backwards for five minute this is out Skyrim was meant to be played 100% okay yep yep just looking beautiful she's looking beautiful and back it up just keep backing it up at some point you can start to turn around I think because you're coming near the end [Music] yeah back it up back it up back it up I mean this is going great it's just going right we need to turn eventually you know okay I think it's all attack okay beautiful so far do you want to turn or do we just keep going back specifically I guess we just keep going back [Music] [Applause] how houses worked how's your still working it's completely blind 50 feet they haven't seen anything it doesn't stuff oh you [ __ ] this work I think we've probably passed the dangers party honest at some point we're gonna want to turn around but I trust you guys to decide when that is where this could be dangerous [Music] very good pay you're literally at the trees okay so I think I think it's probably worth turning around because now you're near the bottom you you literally we're almost there right um why don't we try turning right everybody tried turning right way I think I don't know you're on the 1,000 steps or whatever everybody everybody Spanish turning right there's a point there should be a 1 to 25 of you going down wait if you're on the 1000 steps I mean you're at you might not be at the bottom hmm maybe it's too early uh quick sparse I can't see your message right now but hi Anne I think you I think everybody has to turn right then we're good cuz once again the wind condition is that we touch a building at the bottom we have to find civilization and touch it and once if there's like if there's enemies and stuff we legitimately have to honk them you've got a hawk any enemies away from us cuz you can't fight right now all you have is healing alright let's get some turn rights oh [ __ ] this is a cliff ah maybe we should have kept backing it up do we bail do we bail and go back to backing maybe we bail and go back to backing it's just so much safer if we aren't looking oh there is a frost dragon I'm sure that's fine well we'll just keep moving backwards ok I guess I guess that means you want to look left and then and then once we've looked left then we can keep backing it up can we get it can we get a few book left's the straighten out and then and then back it up looks like it got a little there we go there okay you're good you're good now you back it up hang it back up hey as a reminder mods and MVPs please don't spam more than normal users can oh no no no no whoa you're [ __ ] good how did that work you should have died how the [ __ ] is this working I don't understand all it took was this stupidest strategy ever and then we're [ __ ] crushing it how would you look at the look at around you you're picking the one spot that isn't like a straight drop off oh no no no okay Oh this dragon bail bail bail you got a back harder than you've ever backed and maybe you're against a wall we might even have to go forward okay here's the plan you got to do a [ __ ] little look left right now because I think you're back oh no maybe a good many good there mind you're gonna do good good ignore me sorry I thought you were like in a corner okay I think you're probably near the bottom of the mountain right jesus take the wheel Thank You famous poop this is how Skyrim was meant to be please okay might need a jump or two so he can can throw a jump in there just to get over this little rock thing or right now that would still work dude alright y'all you're getting jesus take the wheel who's happening left don't think you've been pizza okay if this fails this is gonna be rough this is like an outstandingly good run I mean if like just to just be clear if we start running into enemies you guys actually do need to use the honk command because that will fus-ro-dah them away so just be ready to start honking if enemies show up you know what I mean otherwise we just back this [ __ ] up it's such a long run that's a really long this is very long it's working though it's literally working if we get a few left's we should be good yeah I guess maybe just like moving this slowly helps reduce fall damage or something like it's legitimately a good strategy I guess or do we turn around we turn around bomb it is it time for us to finally face forward I think it might be time might be time all right because I think you're near the okay so when we get a whole bunch of look rights no never face your enemies we can just sort of back our ass up into them we get a whole bunch of look rights and then we'll will reorient right look down at the mountains will face our problems head-on instead of just slowly backing up into them no a lot of people don't want to do that okay I mean you know what I I trust your wisdom look I think you're literally at the bottom yeah okay now before talking forward now afford now go forward this is it your [ __ ] we're doing it you just go forward because you're at the bottom of the mountain I'm pretty sure we're like close to it okay there's a sign as a reminder to beat this challenge you have to touch a building that will mean that you've made it down the mountain to civilization so soon as as soon as we found a building we start booking it towards that building and just right ooh make content okay keep moving left they just booked it left right can you get some look laughs potentially I mean that we're doing it we're doing it is it we just had to honk the [ __ ] out of Portland and back up down this mountain there's literally a house about if you look left okay there's hat oh no wolves wolves you're actually gonna have to honk the wolves look left you got need a hog head on we need to look left nine directly to the forehead okay get ready to haunt get ready to honk look left whoa okay good good doggy okay the dogs are like frozen I think they're intimidated by your honk great honking everybody and we are almost to a village just keep your honks on the ready keep them loaded you know maybe look to the right look right yeah [Applause] [Music] I think we have to get a few look rights here right to see we're going wait that's a building that's a building look right if we look right okay right there just go forward and touch that building and you have made it down hi her off our some [ __ ] how right there that's that building that barn literally a barn just look left come back to left left left too much forward when he left the d-backs where are you going [Music] we need to look less ideally yes yes look left hi scratching hey okay there it is there's the barn the victory party just move left before literally this is the most beautiful gta5 I've ever seen now move very and we write and just touch that barn and we win touch that barn [Music] a little overshoot that's fine just keep moving right keep moving right what's there she's moving right I think you move right just keep going secure the right [Music] she even went in that was the most beautiful siren I've ever seen for her we're all [Music] can we um can we get a look left please just take the wheel so we can shout that carrot don't get one look left she's really taken out on that butterfly I think he looks left okay oh right here clunk wait stay with standby is cooling not holding SAT amazing the drums [Music] great job everybody somehow you made it into a house [Music] and you know who's the real loser in all of this that's right poor ladies you see what you get [ __ ] with us Portland that's right you get a barn simply incredible right well as a we went on a bit of a detour but we did do the thing Thank You techie do for the she's up Thank You killer Easter honk I would have thought you do country roads honk me home but like that it's jesus take the wheel take me home man well this is officially our home forever like this is where we live now [Music] sending setting up trend between internet issues and barns yeah it's all ours forever Raven are we Wow sighs dude dude you back he's backed up from the top of the mountain down these huge competent not holding us at the moment meaning that Los Angeles was the villain all this time while Portland was the villain until we honked at it so if you think about it my hunk poof end Thank You tae tae tae tae tae tae mayor Hong could be firm and erect jesus take the wheel all right well we're I was gonna do other things maybe we do the other things now - I can't believe is worth like cops look at look at where you [ __ ] came from look look at see that in the distance not the one right there but the one back up there that you baby when I throw away back is it fast enough hey thanks Ian I'm putting that money right till his this takes away holy all right well it's time for the next thing today hope everybody just take a quick nap here we're flying apparently we earned it 24 hours great job everybody climb up well dude climbing up is not gonna happen [Music] okay I'll give you I'll give me two I'll give you three shots at running up failure to be boring though okay to make it less boring I'm going to not allow you to stop I feel like that's fair and also more fun so here's what I mean I think we'd say okay hold on we go to uh what's its face go to the beginning of the steps I ever stood I don't think climbing up will be very exciting but we give it like a shot or two and unless it's like exhilarating we'll probably give it up how much longer will you scream I don't know probably like another hour and a half [Music] okay the way that this game normally works is that you climb up these steps for like you know 15 minutes or whatever tell you what if you one shot it we'll do this I'll give you three shots at this and then we're gonna move on to the next thing that I was planning for today if you beat it in your very first try I'll gift 15 subs if you beat it your second trial gift 10 beating your third trial beat a gift 5 and then we're done we're gonna go to the fast travel battle bets which was the original plan but that being said let's make this not boring to do that no more back sorry [Music] no stop [Music] you can shout yeah no walking that's boring no crouching that's mourning and look left and right it'll be like a one in five it'll be like way easier to look left and right okay what me it's impossible now it's gonna be [ __ ] boring dude if you guys are just like moving two feet at a time back and forth for like an hour this will make it just exciting enough to work all right good luck go climb a mountain [Music] all right your forward you can't stop now go to book a different buddy [Music] [Applause] [Music] thanks baby boy double or nothing on boy on this he'll stop since is true I could give you one sprint I guess I probably need to just give you look left and right hold on let me just this it's not easy enough for you guys to turn we'll just say that if you touch you just take the wheel look laughter look right that'll just that'll just work okay and we'll give you I'll even give you the sonic song [Music] why not speed boost could do speed first let's kill the cost drunk and let's call important for the exercise [Music] good luck twitch update anything without making pixie so he's going great a lot of turning now whole lot of turning [Music] yeah we might need to give you guys more speed this isn't fast enough it's too slow you're too slow [Music] guys you can't just go live you can't just go back to the village all right can't just live a quiet life at the village very very much time yeah this mountain did you meet I don't know we will yet this mountain all right hold on oh my god okay you did shoot the guard over a mountain I forgot I have fus-ro-dah a mod up where it it's about a hundred times more powerful so have you shoot any guards you will you will launch them across all of Skyrim so you might want to be careful I was like an innocent guard yeah I just can't do that jesus take the wheel I think I need to give you more move speed this is you're literally going the opposite direction you're going down a [ __ ] River [Music] what even what has happened [Music] what is the plan here [Music] this is how sonic was meant to be played we're taking a detour it is very pretty committed the fun river ride this isn't a water park is to pop it out we're supposed to be [Music] have you guys seen the movie free solo the guy who climbs El Capitan in Yosemite Valley imagine that you turned that on you're like all this gonna be awesome this guy's gonna climb a treacherous mountain all by himself and then the movie starts and he turns to the right and jumps into the river for a fun family adventure in the river you'd be pretty annoyed even if that was I in itself fine you came here to watch a mountain climbing movie you did kill the trolls gonna be pissed where is it he's over there on a river okay go get the troll please go get that Bell well you gotta you got the troll you did it okay this is not working hold on oh there's another one go get him don't look to the left [Music] we are getting way off track here just turn to the left okay you might want to hawk him kekeke up and face the price direction he's killing you you need oh my god you're gonna okay you did your healing who are healing you've got a move okay you've got it locked in Hong Kim twitch chat kill a troll [Music] [Applause] Oh your one heart your one hookup football it's so close to dead okay you're healing in the water that's smart and now you got to turn left how the [ __ ] are you alive okay turn left [Music] Wow you're choosing him from the river then you got to move forward now go get them all right there you go just turn left [Music] turn what yeah turn left go get that troll / yeah look look sorry oh there is there's too much 20 20 commands going I mean he's right behind you [Music] oh there's guards over there okay there's more people coming [Music] holy crap Thank You tae collection a picture with money oh the guards are killing the troll [Music] - thank you very very very much for the super generous donations okay if you look left go help those guards yeah go down there there's guards fighting a troll you got this go help them out help your fellow man Hey look to the left yeah keep up while we keep that forward and then a little bit of left yeah keep going you're almost there literally the guards might die you got to go save them Oh God I don't know it you I don't know if that helps [Music] hold on I'm cutting you off [Music] well two guards died and the other guards are somewhere way on the other end Skyrim great job everybody says take the wheel get it we saved a man's life that's just not how I'm interpreting the situation there's two dead guys in the pits you are missing you killed everyone Chet it could have just been you in the [ __ ] troll I mean you didn't die which is a press play see if I can find them I do need to give you more movespeed though player dot said AV speed five hundred let me increase your speed a bit are they here dude you shouted them like way off they're like way way way out here I don't know where they are okay let's try this over the mountain I'm gonna give you guys more speed and I'm pretty sure that'll make it better we saved Skyrim that's just that's not exactly how I would interpret it what you just did to be very clear you instead of climbing them out and you turned around killed a guard and then we killed two more well I guess one more guard and the Patrol killed that many people okay you have a you have a speed of okay you have a speed of 500 we saved them of dying from natural causes I mean one of those two is not gonna die okay so to go again just be clear this is you guys the path is right here cross the bridge go up the mountain if you can make it to the top in one trial gift 15 subs can twitchchat follow a path that is the question hold on speaking what you need he shows the commands again it's just forward back left right look left look right honk and chunk all right good luck everybody [Music] you almost got him I think it's no Tim let it get away oh my god [Music] all right are you going to take that okay got it you got on looking left get a look left the mountain mister your left technically are you going back for that troll guys give up on the [ __ ] troll supposed to go up the mountain [Music] Avalon I already said we're back in the we're back at the barn [Music] jesus take the wheel you guys are live in five seconds good luck god shut them up the mountain they made it up the mountain further than you [Music] you got a look right somebody stick there you go hook it laughs good good thank you let's go forward easy he writes oh my god you shoot you so highly okay you are guys you're supposed to climb a mountain not ravage the people if I ever said then that person's killing you you got to turn to the right and honk if you're gonna get out of here like he'll or something you gotta aim to the right okay that's attempt one this is not it I think you're losing focus you just take the wheel literally supposed to find the mountain oh no oh no look out you didn't kill him jesus take the wheel oh damn thank you guys someone thank you spicy hot dog thank you son jesus take the wheel home now Oh No okay that guy barely dodged I mean I guess it's all part of mountain climbing was to ravage the poor village at the bottom of the mountain actions just take the wheel I used to be an adventurer like you until twitchchat Oh fus-ro-dah my knee alright he managed to escape so let me just reiterate jesus take the wheel trying to climb the mountain right now to the left thank you again my son it's super generous oh god oh god oh jesus take the wheel she bounced like over the Mount these poor people don't go into the end supposed to climb a mountain Oh God Oh God okay they do you want to join me leave I think I need to press e you guys want to leave if you want to hang out in here let me know real fast many of a turn [Music] okay well I can't if you get me right next to the door Oh God stay here alright I'll give you guys you hang out in the end for a sec oh my god is that even hurting them I'm here sleep look violently whipping them around the skin Oh God this is extremely painful okay you're also having the guards from outside come in this is nice this is how mountains are meant to be played okay you guys want to leave I can leave when you're looking at the door I trust you do you want to stay in the in the end we here call stay stay here do you really need to turn right though yeah just right there just talking just give a good honk right there you want to leave I'll let you guys leave next time you hit the door I'll let you leave I need to give you like a door command yeah I do need to update the title I keep forgetting to do that I mean it's not like if I updated the title to say twitch chat climbs up a mountain that it would be accurate you know what I mean it's the worst climbing I've ever seen oh right there that's a good honk I missed it mom those gods don't like hikers you might be dead well I could be wrong but I think you climbed higher Arthur oh god it's saved in here this is this is not a victory hold on [Music] jesus take the wheel congratulations alright give you two more shots I think you're still you should be moving at five now we can kill al doing okay so let's recap what's going on I'll also update my title Thank You average egghead you guys are trying to climb high Hrothgar giving me three chances that was one out of three and in that attempt you went into the inn and killed some people before being killed so I'll start you outside the inn but I added a door command so that if you want to go into the doors you are welcome to do that but that way if if you go into the end you could also leave right I'm gonna be honest if you even touch the mountain that's gonna be an incredible victory that I just did not expecting whatsoever okay so when I love you where you were right right outside of the end the mountain you're also at five times movespeed [Music] I have to go use the dug hole but I trust you guys I'm sure you got this [Music] good luck yeah you'll be fine [Music] are you done I think if you type door right now I think if you type door they should there we go don't worry guard won't oh no you're going for the end how did you even get back here I don't understand what having long gone I was assuming you'd be somewhere down the river well if you turn around you can go back in the end Doug you must hid we made it to the top of the mountain and I you did it we died [Music] oh no oh no you got it there how do you get into the how do you keep doing it just wanted to eat lunch is wrong with you I mean you've ruined all of the all of the food you haven't hurt anybody that must be the voice all right go get em chat classic mountain climbing just cut a turn around okay you're healing I would advise going on the offensive here instead you know a few look left's few shouts two honks [Music] oh my god that like that that's how you honk of hurt you that's how you climb a mountain okay I don't have anything to add here we're just killing people man you're just in this in killing [Music] you're alive tell you what if you kill a person I will gift us up hey thanks let's hug her jesus take the wheel [Music] did you kill anybody i'm jesus take the wheel I didn't see a dead person I think he knocks somebody over and I kill the person yes we killed do we knock he got killed jesus take the wheel so somebody clip it if Sony has a clip of somebody who's definitely killed because of you shouting like dad let me put you on the bridge maybe that'll help jesus take the wheel I think this decreases the chances that you commit genocide before climbing the mountain jesus take the wheel [Music] so genocide yeah look you guys can you guys can murder I ever said once you've touched the top of the mountain if you think we won't get to the end you're sadly mistaken I mean it's your third shot [Music] we've already climbed Mountain right sorry I forgot we need a plan I miss one tomorrow jesus take the wheel it's whatever adventure you want to go on so far in your attempts to climb the mountain you have gone on a river run and then murder to troll and two guards and then the second time do it in and killed a bunch of people and I'm sure you're dying that's the goal it's just so unnecessary but I trust that you guys have a good plan there you go [Applause] good luck it's time for you play the best Skyrim in your lives you are actually making progress I don't want to jinx it but this is slightly competent right now and I am very impressed if you keep this up you will get to the top of the mountain it's not that far you just turn right left [Music] the genocide good point good point we'll call it mass murder I'll be jet well DeGeneres mass murder Thank You ty time a half-life 26 negative jesus take the wheel okay see right here this is [Music] great job everybody that was it that was the top [Music] again you can see down across all of Skyrim [Music] all right I'll give you I'll give you one more shot and I'll just say this if you get to the top of the mountain right now I will still give 15 subs despite what I said earlier about only having one chance but if you do make it into the end I'll also gift one sub if you make it into the end without dying feel free to interpret that however you would like [Music] [Applause] [Music] jesus take the wheel Thank You Todd Todd Howard thanks for stopping by by to see how Skyrim was meant to be played [Music] it looks like there's a lot of internal debate right now very schizophrenic Skyrim character [Music] we'll adjust the cameras if you look funky feel for me oh no it's doing the thing okay this is what's happened sometimes with like the looking left and right scripts they start getting all funky I'll just keep correcting it I guess and sometimes happens let me try restarting history's all right now you good [Music] thank you for not killing that note [Music] but do you actually have you've got a good chance of I mean maybe not getting to the top and at least making some progress all you got to do is get past this bear just think about it make max made a great crew emo okay I gotta throw up I mean you were at the bear we have no chance of climbing a mountain what if what if I give you very very powerful jumping let's try it okay what is the command to change the jumps set a V no no that shot recovery mole set GSF jump height min okay now you can jump ten times as high ten thousand all right so all you got to do is touch the top of the mountain [Music] good luck everybody [Music] you know one subscriber bit feral pigeons are the same species as pigeons back to race and some races of sell for more than $300,000 a bird trained racing Pinjarra in a fly at speeds up to 110 miles per this at least lasts in between this at least lasted between lives to here let's do 200,000 it's crazy but it's just crazy enough to work can you make it to the top of the mountain I'll focus a pigeon did surprisingly well I didn't say the band word for several hours but congratulations to [ __ ] jesus take the wheel TVD nap well done just incredible welcome to Skyrim Airlines hope you enjoy your flight today you get a first-class ticket in five seconds oh this is a scar is meant to be bullish okay we might need you okay well you might might need to move forward at the same time right yeah like hold on maybe [Music] trying to turn off my coat area okay two million well we have no choice two million [Music] also let's get your run speed up [Music] all right so now you you can keep moving forward okay yes now you can move really fast too oh okay this is gonna be a little risky but I think I think you guys are gonna be fine now remember all you're trying to do is get to the top of that mountain up there you damaged us your bag of full health no excuses and we're just gonna we're gonna set your we're gonna sit your jump speed to a casual two million and please remember everybody put all your phones in airplane mode until we are at 2,000 feet in the air and it is safe to turn on your personal devices good luck everybody can twitch n make it to the top okay twitch jet overshot a little bit you could move backwards if you would like I guess but you you did overshoot this is fine this is how Skyrim was meant to be played oh wow you're doing it you're doing it lower the speed now you're fine I think it's just high enough to work well you made it a walk you did just make it a lot farther up I guess maybe this net maybe this stream now is can you guys launch yourself up into the air and manage to land on the mountain hold on let me update the code so if you're if you're in midair I think you can hold forward and keep moving yeah I'm pretty sure you can keep moving more help how do I do that I remember how to sell health I don't wanna make you invincible that would be boring but maybe instead of 5,000 movespeed it's 500 right that should be more realistic we have an eject command I mean it's basically layered outside a be health ok 5,000 I don't know why 5,000 a lot fine-tune it I mean that's on you guys cuz you can move forward and back like if I fine-tune it chat could still adjust it severely forward or back so it is sort of on chat - theoretically I'm aiming you at the mountain here I'll spawn a few dragons all right so theoretically you guys could jump into the air you meant the jump heights make it not as tall I think you need it to be pretty Oh set the jump height to Z or jump does anybody know can you set fall damage that's better than setting your health but literally if you if you nail the landing on top of the mountain technically you climbed the mountain I think I don't know how to interpret that but maybe you did it good luck everybody in five seconds you guys are alive let's give it a shot [Music] be careful this I think the game [Music] [Music] I think we did it [Music] for the games by wearing all heavy armor and getting the cushion poke hmm I'll just do I'll just do extra health then I think that should work God Portland looks so defeated right now you can tell they had a good honking set health for 312 million I don't want to make it you invincible it's boring you can make it so we just barely get high enough that's interesting okay so that's what you meant got it guy got it also let me make sure it's like morning it's kind of like I want it to be nice and sunny can you direct this honk to Portland don't worry I'll do an IRL stream where I carry a boom box and it's connected to twitch chat and I'll just walk around Portland and if you guys type honk it blares a hog through the boom box I think Portland would get the message thanks Ida Molotov come on Gio coward Molotov you know that this is Skyrim what does that mean okay what are all the commands okay player dot set GS F jump height min and then we had it what 2 million so we want it like a million maybe let's try that how high is this okay that's pretty hard it's pretty high and then we want player dot set AV health to be like and are now 2,000 1,000 let's see of this see if 10,000 health lets you survive a fall [Music] no it does not I think we can make it without super jump that is incorrect there's wildly incorrect I also I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty sure that fall damage is percentage based I don't think it's wrong number based I think I mean like a look if I give you a million health which is a ridiculous amount of health I still don't think you'll survive this bring the Dragons back you coward it's just Skyrim didn't seem to have a good time with that oh okay so that took out about a tenth of your health so why don't we give you I'm gonna give you 300,000 and then you can survive like three of these right I was I don't think I was wrong I'm pretty sure I haven't been around for if anything I was right [Music] yeah okay 300,000 [Music] so the question is if twitch chat is given if they're given what is it 300 thousand health up from 100 so a slight increase and you get 1 million jump height can you oh and move speed player dot set a V move or speed molds man we are so off track of what I was thinking today would happen 300 okay and I can move pretty fast and you should be able to move in the air $420,000 sure okay you're moving three times as fast you 420,000 health you can jump a million units in the air and it's crazy just jesus take the wheel grazie enough to work give us molotov heal us first that's on you guys fine oh god there's so much healthy it's gonna take forever to heal not you'll be fine you're basically at three 300 thousand you'll be good all right everybody it's time for you all you got to do is land on the top of the mountain and then you're good I don't care if you die you just have to get there now go go Chad climb the best mountain of your life nice this is looking good we are going to want to make God that's a long fall you got to move forward when you jump if you aren't moving forward you're not gonna make any progress we need more move well you aren't moving forward when you jump is the issue you need momentum right I think okay Hey okay hey okay maybe the light on the mountain thing I like one more jump I could increase the speed this is not this is the way mountains were meant to be bleed okay somehow you're alive you know I actually think you're making progress you're kind of close to the top here I'll look down for you you're kind of close we're kind of close yeah hold on only increase your move speed [Music] 1,000 good luck everybody [Music] whoa okay you gotta touch the very top okay it's right there it's right there you got this you got to move back and laugh at this this is the point mountains are meant to be playing dude Oh goddamnit you're going back to the end get away don't think you're gonna survive this one that's pretty good though that's nice this is while skydiving - yeah I guess it kind of is way the movespeed is still working alright so I guess I think no no maybe not it is off very good this this is how hiking was meant to be played wow you're getting really [ __ ] close [Music] this is going to hurt [Music] your life oh I think I might have to change the look look right and look left okay this is fine some mountains were meant to be played [ __ ] the commands are screwing up again what the [ __ ] are you that was a river wood this is like the first town in the game it's not where you're supposed to be going right now you're almost at bleak falls Barrow so ya can twitchchat defeat a giant based on what just happened I'm guessing now you know honestly know what you guys are doing pretty good let's give it a few more shots let me aim you at the the mountain wait is that this hot where the hell is the top okay yeah this is stuff me aim you add it if you touch the little peak thing where we started the first half of this stream slower run speed I feel like it's good increase the heal rate I don't know how to do that slightly less run speed alright do eight hundred sixty percent and now you just have to put on some really dramatic music here you just have to play the best Skyrim of your lives okay you're happy go well you were halfway up the mountain hey John Morales thing very much and of energy thank you thing okay pecking yeah this is a twitch chat was definitely meant to be plays I think you want to look right I'll look at this down wait where are you oh dude you're really close are you I think you're near the top Jude you're near the top if you go backwards yeah it's too rate right there you could land on that dragon Peter if you're climbing the mountain somehow I'm impressed got a to go jump dude I think you might not be able to jump because the angle you're at right now if you have to be on a flat surface to be able to jump but here yeah there you go okay it's right there it's right there no joke you're pretty goddamn poster if you touch that peak thing I mean you're you're a pretty close - new ice climbers game is looking sick you guys are playing the best GTA 5 of your lives but actually nailing the peak is going to be super difficult good luck [Music] if you're you're there okay okay cake okay okay steer right and forward whoa what was there oh he's got such a piece okay close close close so close and the head and we're getting way down oh there's a bear gap over that bear okay it's your right okay this is definitely a mountain climbing with men but I'm pretty sure this counts as a free solo to Kirra yeah yeah right there go forward as you go forward you're aimed at it perfectly you you're very very close to the generally super close you gotta get to a flat spot you know you to a flat spot get me back fit I think or left or something yeah there you go it's now you can jump back jump okay slightly left it's all you need slightly left oh wait a minute I removed back are you about to land this no [ __ ] way oh my god that was close I'm gonna give you guys back I'm impressed you got that close without back on okay literally literally didn't give you back I mean think about it like this if you did that well that was throughout the world let me show you what I'm considering the goal because I think it needs to be very clear like oh hold on this isn't you guys by the way I know no hold on I'm not saying throw out of the world any plans to mess with the Skyrim multiplayer mod uh not right now no but I know thank you missing here so here's what I'm saying this is where Paarthurnax is who's definitely not dead because of me I'm saying you have to touch this peak the actual thing above parthak you didn't do it dude what I'm saying is you have to touch this peak here because this this is the top of it so if we say like the the Browns section or above right like this section or above then that's the very top of high Hrothgar but doing it doing it here I don't know this does not this is not the top of the mountain you can define it however you would like here's how what I'm going off of hmm look at the replay if somebody has a clip replay here's what I'm going off of when we started the challenge today we said that you being at the very top was the top we started at the very top so if we're doing the opposite of the original challenges then we need the end goal of the opposite challenge to also be the same you are biased I mean I'm not like invested in you guys not doing this what is the song [Music] well now the 15 gifted subs was not for this that was for you guys making up your life I'll look down for you [Music] oh wait hold on I have to give you movespeed there you go i'm sorry that was rigged [Music] yeah you're close you're very close [Music] how's weird you didn't jump all the way oh that was a sheik that was a good play right there okay I mean you're doing a lot better already with backs and stops you don't way better okay I'll look down for you for a bit it holds the tough amount hey you're pretty pretty fun close okay you're you're next to Paarthurnax like I said you just have to hit the peak above this you gotta hit the peak above this you're you're almost there just hit that little peak to the left oh my god how did it use do that that was like very precise [Music] you guys run some [ __ ] today Wow [Music] well done jesus take the wheel congratulations that counts I mean you landed Europe let me control it real fast so I'm controlling this one second you landed you definitely landed on the thing [Music] you landed like [Music] you guys signed it like here it was like really high up say almost at the very top of the thing see what I mean though this is so much better than that leave that down there you did it incredible time to go back to hockey tell you what that's a good point we did it time to go back to honking people in the in now I said earlier I would give 15 subs if you guys did it in three attempts very safe to say that you were not even close to 15 attempts and I had to give you a pretty powerful moves here to make this happen here's well do because you guys did do it and I am impressed I don't know how the [ __ ] you did that cuz he's like usually twitch dad has zero restraint and yet somehow you think perfectly I'll put you in the in and you as many subscribed to landing facts a moon landing is the arrival of a spacecraft on the surface of Thank You landing force includes both crude and robotic missions and subscribe to this object to touch the moon was the Soviet Union's lunar 2 on the 13th of September 1959 ok here's what I'm willing to offer you my original offer for 15 gifted subs absolutely 100% expired I should probably decrease your jump right ok let's not make it a million I'll give you a tall jump too you can have double jump all right however many people you kill in the end that's how many subs all gift good luck [Music] to get one shot good luck [Music] okay now okay that doesn't count because you had no hell if I don't think of energy that's the sword hold on gives us sword okay what do you want hi suni everybody's wanted a honk of energy thank you very much that is super nuts I appreciate it okay why is your health all off now that I have it set to a hundred [Music] they let me do an earlier set [Music] give us a hawk sword fire horn do you really want fire huh don't you want to fish or a hawk them [Music] I don't even have a sword I don't think only Abo's you got bows if you wanna go steal sword run a steel sword okay fire honk [Music] [Applause] all right what weapon [Music] all right this is like those money booths where you go in they spray money everywhere so much you can catch that's how you get to keep putting you into this [ __ ] in the fire honk and a steel sword so many people as you kill that's how many subs you get steals order okay it says out Skyrim wasn't wait hold on I don't have the audience she's the Firehawk one second that's very important of fire breath I just test it real quick wait I need I need the shower cooldown to be okay so it's fire breath and I am also going to allow you player dot set a V shout recovery mult zero so you should be able to shout as much as you want oh yeah there's no cooldown okay remember money booth but with people come on gamers let's get this bread five seconds good luck go get that bread okay remember you look left and look right you're honking a lot but you do need to turn around there you go okay you haven't hit anybody yet so no death so far how many prizes can you win got a turn okay okay okay eventually you're gonna aim at people this is how Skyrim ends were meant to be played okay you almost stopped up you almost fired on at the right dude you got to turn around somebody's got to turn around and then and then you're good yeah never right ever right where is everybody once you get one person they'll probably all come and attack so you just got to get that first one off oh you're there you're there oh you had it it's go left one more left when we're left in a honk you should be good right there oh yeah okay she's alive if not it oh she's dead okay that's okay [Music] okay Wilhelm is it half alive you killed both home Wilson Oh God willing you through almost off page barbs behind you dodged the guard shoot your two down prizes are meant to be food okay guard is behind you guard is attacking behind you he's hitting you in the back we've got a turn and the we got a turn on compute oh there you go okay the cards take a lot of Hearts once you aim at him I think you're good wait are you it oh you're like 26,000 health hold on pull the hunt hold on hold on I'm putting you to normal health right now I'm giving you back a hundred health I'll give you 500 you have infinite health right now does count we've rigged it I'm not giving you infinite health okay look you're honestly in a great spot I don't know why you're complaining I'm giving you five times the amount of Health that you're supposed to have all you have to do is play the best GTA 5 year life good luck [Applause] you got to down Wilin is still alive yeah at first to still count I'm counting the first to be generous here good luck ok honked chop whose jaw for Jaffer's dead supposed to back off like you found the perfect spot that's for [Music] okay you have normal health now dude you found this like little crevice where you can just pick off people this isn't fair they just come into your line of honk okay that's five oh no he's not he's not dead he's not dead you haven't killed clinic clinics alive Clinic is alive go [Music] okay Oh God hold on I'm pausing pausing just rewriting the scripts all right just the mouse is screwing up so you're good you're back live into one you're good [Music] if you turn around okay the guard is just behind you you just got to get around and what a deadly bomb no brilliant candor Quillin get the [ __ ] dumbass why would you come strict in front of the heart man some of it why are they all so stupid [Music] okay this is fine just don't call the guard I'm at seven right now you won't kill this guard you cowards jesus take the wheel Oh [Music] well congratulations you went to that money booth and you killed seven people congratulations Pete oh yeah was weight was a seven or eight he was seven right you had six was it heat was gorilla thumbr eighth son of a [ __ ] quill it [ __ ] did you run for the pond [Music] fine willing quite willing why did you do it [Music] congratulations everybody jesus take the wheel you did it jesus take the wheel I have two more oh I can do the quantity I'm so dumb I didn't know that ends this take the wheel I've just been doing them one at a time [Music] jesus take the wheel [Music] all right congratulations to the eight wonderful people you earned it you just take the wheel now can someone tell me jesus take the wheel can Sony tell me why gwyllyn saw you attacking with fire huh right and then he was like oh god I'm gonna die and so then he ran in here see that you don't jesus take the wheel for like two minutes while you guys were fighting my word and you're almost dead at the very end and he's like you know what now it's time for me to come out just stand right here in Jesus take away on fire god damn you grilling Oh [Music] turn the music down please what I can't hear you now it's 9 No I'm so dumb I sent you in there I sent you into the money booth with like a million health it's my fault so I allowed it until I remembered so much else that was such a bad idea I think be done for today sometimes at 4:00 I just don't know what I would like do there's been the best GT of my life it was the best GT of my life and yours Skyrim genocide run I mean I could it was rigged in your favor I mean I guess now I mean now I'm curious turns out it was liking hiking but with fire totally accurate battle simulator when I don't know I probably have two more streams before I'm gonna move I don't know if it'll be one of those I think it would be irresponsible to not find out at this point how many people twitchchat kill and white hunted for the die [Music] let's the streaming scheduled for next week I'm gonna do change the bottom thing yeah Tuesdays and Saturdays until you leave so probably one more Tuesday in one more Saturday all right I'm not gonna give Teddy more subs for this only because there are a lot of people and I want to try to be kind of responsible with money right now because I'm moving but I can't resist if you do kill Nazim burying this before you die that's obviously a gift it's late come on that's obviously a gifted son so if you can somehow track down the zine and kill him victory all right you should have 500 health jump right should be too I hope you're having a hog erection right now or in erection on right I think we've all been wondering this reminder regarding the retrial respectively second hearing of spoons versus F 0 RK just informed me about the potential data your trial management service yes I got to figure that out probably one of the next two streams we got to do that don't honk yeah so here's the thing right now I'm gonna let you loose in about ten seconds and you can do whatever you want you still have fire honks I think let me double-check yeah Stella fire honks if you after four straight hours of spamming honk constantly can restrain yourself and walk into the center of the market and find the zine then you can easily pull this off but you're gonna have to not honk for at least one whole minute how many people can twitchchat kill in Whiterun why are you so fast that was not planned it's not supposed to happen [Music] you honked but not add anybody the why use a show vessel tytyty I think you are very very very much again Mady want even for taking a DJ he hates for the quakes a good you have to turn left and right [Music] I didn't mean to be this fast what's the plan here make us faster I feel like this is fairly unhelpful to be this fast yeah we're gonna let's slow it down a bit you're literally on a building how do these are soared left click I will admit that you guys have somehow held off on honking at anybody which I'm impressed with because the guards would be attacking you if you keep that up and you find the same it will literally be beautiful [Music] no no oh yeah you can feel they banned the word what we're oh that's so cheating that's such [ __ ] [Music] okay I'm gonna make you slower [Music] I say you to fire back schnapps now lips health at 500 speed molds at 100 why is it they're going cool can twitch chat kill Nazim before they die from the guards good luck [Music] you just got a fine the same take that son of a [ __ ] down I mean think of this in fact I should 100% be playing the Metal Gear Solid theme if you're stuffy if you're stealthy right now you can absolutely sneak in to Whiterun murder Nazim and leave before anybody even notices Maiden don't shout don't honk it a lava the feeble she literally has feeble in her name she cannot withstand a honk oh jesus take the wheel good thinking Merrick paradox tax appreciate it okay that's not Nazim that's just a guy [Music] and the good news I've somehow avoided you have less feelers than Bernie Sanders damn it even in video games Bernie Sanders beats me yeah sorry I keep forgetting to change the title I promise I will do it right after this attempt oh my god how are you not hitting anybody right now how have you dodged Nazim is right there to your left there is no [ __ ] way okay you did kill somebody but Nazim is technically gonna run at you he's right there Nazim is standing to the left oh thanks thanks after okay I mean if you honk if you honk well right now you could actually do this there let's get the appropriate music [Music] [Music] yeah you're alive somehow Oh brutal all right here I'll get you one more shot because you were going way too fast at the beginning cohhd cohhd cohhd cohhd there we go coat is off all right it's the question can't ban honk that's such a that's such a lame victory it's not the way honking was meant to be played I'm even giving you 500 health no I'm probably not gonna do jack box yeah I can do that for highlights all right gather shot can are you if we get into a corner and just face out we can just hunk till they all dead it's a strategy do you go do you go super aggressive and try to kill everyone or do you try to sneak in there like some sort of Metal Gear Solid ass solvents big asses then bus a summation or do you just kill everybody [Music] good luck donors okay somehow you didn't hit anybody somehow you haven't hit anybody [Music] somehow you haven't honking oh my god one haunt you know there's dazeem no [ __ ] wait did you kill him [Music] how does this happen I don't understand there was no planning there [Music] look literally how okay that's never gifted sub Congrats she's deep rub the [ __ ] out of the game dude literally that required you to like hold off on honking at the precisely right client this is [ __ ] ridiculous that's like even as ridiculous as twitchchat plays has been that is one of the most ridiculous things that you think do you like infiltrated whether you're [ __ ] [Music] okay congratulations another gifted sub [Music] congratulations loogie verb jesus take the wheel [Music] [Music] well I guess the only thing to do now is see if you can fight a giant jesus take the wheel now come along with us we'll take any stolen goods and you'll be free to go after you pay the fine of course of course after you pay the fine of course we're not really an accent or Austrian not even right we need more training I mean you've clearly been trained in the art of infiltration I think you're ready you've got this way do you want a boat yeah you probably put on a bow here I'll even give you a little more health I'm that generous give you my Nightingale bow powerful [ __ ] all you have to do I've set you up for success all you have to do let's play the best Skyrim in your life good luck [Music] why do you have the salmon rose that'll make a human boy oh [ __ ] you made like a he's humming - drew Martha keep the back it actually worked as the Gemara will distract a giant party dude kind of doing it to be honest there's no way there's no [ __ ] way [Applause] maybe even kill Nazim I don't even kill two giants earning understanding you have the [Music] if I want to back up in fact I would HIGHLY advise backing up Oh brighten the street all right well you're not that Remora dude distracting oh my god one of them is dead killed your Gemara you could you can do it you keep you keep shouting your own zamora stop honking your own dude you have to do it right now you got a honk dude you got a honk if you hawked right now you do it if you honk right now you do it you have like one hit [Music] [Applause] how how do you how do they keep getting away with this [Music] jesus take the wheel [Music] hey y'all for Firefox appreciate you [Music] Hilla dragon I guess that's the last I guess that's the last [ __ ] [Music] later fuzzy cat no elderly I think Alda ween would be too hard I'm trying to just put you out into the open somewhere there's like people out here you know I'm trying to get just give you some space all right those giants over there okay right here what dragon blood what is the difficulty of dragons I forget ancient I would have normally said a like the intro dragon but you just crushed out two giants so I feel like you got this well doing doesn't land he kind of like glitches out out here so I don't want to do I'll do mean doesn't matter elder dragon you guys got an elder dragon Paarthurnax tell you what well compromise by doing the middle of everything you're saying put a dragon oh that looks bad wait what what is bear let's give you 50 bears let's see how many bears chats can take down well here's the real question do you go for the Bears or the dragon who knows okay good luck chat [Music] so there are Giants over there don't attack the Giants and while the Bears are actually helping you don't shoot the bears never pissed at you [Music] this is a star I was meant to be played these [Music] why are you shooting the Bears there's literally hoping you [Music] yet the real the real Alfa move here go for the go for the Giants anyways [Music] Oh God okay you got to turn around you kind of spin around you cut it turn around man there's a dragon like right behind you and you're just going for the Bears [Music] okay maybe you don't have to turn around if you move forward though you hit those giants in there oh dude if you go get the Giants they could start fighting what is that if you go get the Giants they could start fighting the dragon no instead you went and killed that bear for this absolutely no reason at all that's the type of attitude I like to smoke it now you're just leaving [Music] is how Skyrim was that a bear what was that you got to face your fears all right no you've got to turn around and run towards that dragon bear giant army [Music] Yeah right there go get them all right so it looks like the Giants are fighting the Bears right now okay where's the dragon [Music] what is happening why are the Bears like migrating where the Giants is that the giant with the giant it the Giants are dead okay that one of the Giants is dead where's the dragon [Music] good arm get the mammoth is the Dragons still here you guys do some look left let's go pass out [Music] hope dragons dead is that hit was that the dragon no look left and right or are normal over there so the dragon could you look left if you look left I thought [ __ ] how is it dead if you did it I don't know how once again twitch chat emerges victorious really not clear what what you did but the giant is dead and the dragon is dead I guess it's all thanks to the bearers all you did was murder the Bears [Music] great job I'm so proud you identified the real threat which was the Baris like us [Music] [Music] are you gonna try to go kill the bearers I think it's the final question [Music] here's what here I'm willing to offer the best team that will emerge victorious good job chance is that your interpretation what happened because from what I remember you immediately shot the Bears in the chest with a bow and arrow it's not what I call a lying with the Bears you you did the only thing that would put you in the most possible danger and somehow won the bears are cool with you now and the dragon's dead we have to put down the weekdays so the strong ones we dranking you got a colder herd okay well here let's speed this up a bit how many bears come to chef fight [Music] [Music] [Music] good luck chat cam twitch chat defeat 500 bears tune in right now to find out [Music] I don't know what's happening necessarily but I know one thing this skyrim was meant to be played [Music] why aren't they attacking no one is attacking hold on I think I think I know the problem you need more bears [Music] this is how Skyrim is meant to be played now you guys should be careful if you look ahead there's some bears it could pose a threat that's true you established yourself as the Alpha of the of the tribe and they know not to mess with you here let me um shift us up let me give it you back your foo sir Oh honk honk I don't know if this will make things better or worse let's find out [Music] okay I made 500 beers okay this is the way this is the way Skyrim was meant to be played is your shouting working [Music] you might you might have to turn left or right I'm not sure if you're able to shout them as they form some sort of bear cocoon around view and it looks like this booster does can't penetrate through which makes sense [Music] well your Clarion no that's working you're working okay there are about a thousand bears but you got this but you cleared a path [Music] okay and now if you turn around you can just honk them all the way okay and now this turn turn right and you're gonna shoot them oh that's a lot of bears I will admit there are a lot sorry I have to hold on I have to after you start the code okay if you look very carefully you can see there's a bear nest right in front of you be careful Oh God okay yeah just if you make the nest angry just looking left and right isn't working right now Oh I think the game froze on your ass [Music] [Applause] [Music] we get it I mean I don't see any bears [Music] I think this this shot right here is the perfect end of this stream sex appeal and this combat victory great job everybody you earned it this killing the game yeah that was the final boss it went nazim Giants Dragon the video game Skyrim and you defeated all four right up to the top [Music] today a game doesn't it mean we kill the Bears I yeah you know what yeah you killed all the Bears good job and the March recap okay [Music] you want to link it in chat dude the game is like completely I came to minimize hello [Music] this game is so messed up I'm trying to get to the link system normally it gives me the option to like close it from here a hundred percent huh Skyrim is meant to be played you'd yeah Astra put together a monthly clip highlights you can go check that out right as I'm closing it out I think you're gonna premiere it right now right dude I can't even kick your task manager up we do oh there we go finally okay [Music] you know check out the youtube link up top I got an ass it's gonna be a video maybe probably done I don't know Astra's premiering if you check out that link go watch them which clips hang out talk about honking and bears I guess thanks so much for hanging out I don't know why everybody's saying gta5 you know what that's meant to signify yeah calling you Astra is weird but thanks for hanging out everybody I hope you enjoyed this succulent picture of your own ass I'm gonna be back on Tuesday and raid Bernie Sanders are ducks now I'm not gonna do jack box oh and thank you very much for all the subs and bits of stuff today I know I missed some I don't really do appreciate it especially cuz I'm about to move so it's nice going into the move with like some financial security so thank you guys I really really do sincerely appreciate I'm not gonna raid just because I want people to go check out the video that is linked at the top the poll right now cuz I asked for put it together and thanks so much everybody I'll see you on Tuesday have a great one I appreciate all I see on think I literally just said that I'm [ __ ] tired see you guys then everybody [Music]

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not not cool over at Ron he's been he's been puffing the Magic Dragon y uh any Ron coworkers are my dad he is a heavy weed smoker hides it from the government hides it from his bosses but [Laughter] hey big a I know you are insecure about your chronic hair loss and your big fingers so I won't ask you about that I just want you to know how much cooler your dad is than you how much you pay this guy $40,000 oh you got the check over there all right I I'll tell you guys this since my dad's already leaking the [ __ ] thing I've had this $40,000 check sitting on my desk for like eight months and holy [ __ ] dude has it been eight months it's been a while don't show it on camera and I've never cashed it because I've always thought as long as I have that check it made me feel like no matter what I spent money on Che no good I swear to God it's no good date don't show yeah date took the date and check the void after 90 days oh this check's no good idiot oh they better oh I have to go [ __ ] mad Che is no good bro so not only did you lose the bet on the okay it's not like I don't get the money I just had to message the guy I bet he's they're sitting pretty they're sitting [ __ ] pretty they had that for interest free for six months yeah imagine they went out of business or something and I don't get my pay I would freak out stocks always go up damn is void after 90 days that's so funny that's [ __ ] up if if they take 40K from me I'm going to freak out this will be a bad day for me uh what F on [Laughter] camera we macking on Oreos watching the finals was been a health food trip anyway chat good to see you all my father is in town kind of a surprise drop in here Father's day early uh early Father's Day drop in here uh I get for work right you're in you're in town for work mostly to see you mostly to see me um little uh Ron bonus if you guys have any questions about how to build the latest and greatest missiles he is here to deliver I design them I build them design them there your this is your mic right here shotgun my camera I already know how to make missil well Chrispy fresh already knows how to make missiles um hey I got Ed problem I'm sure ask you about that too uh there's the thing you got to tighten it up you just got to tighten it up Mike Mike Mike baby uh can I buy the best parts and ship them to Russia it's for a science project yeah call me DM me they'll put you on a list they'll put you on a list for that don't even joke uh can you stop going live we're going to watch season 20th premiere of Deadliest Catch I haven't even going live I've been so LAX this week uh I'm here to get him back on board my Dad's here to get me back on board he's here not the sun I raised he's here to get my checks cashed and uh yeah if you'd been like a a week or two past the date you might have got to away yeah well I I mean it's good that you told me that this is void because I've been sitting here thinking I got 40K whenever I need it and now I need to make sure I call them because you never know with these I'm just going to tell you guys this is my merch company if they go out of business all the time merch companies in the streamer space they go out of business all the time and I might just not get paid I'm going to um that'd be a lesson a hard lesson about a lesson than the same I mean you can try yeah it's just what it's printed on it I I've heard of people cashing checks that um I don't want to I'll be right back okay you g to check it out yeah don't do it on camera all right CH how you doing what's going on what's going on with your day questions and I'll answer from back here all right we'll ask some questions question is taboo well it's it's like all mer it's like I've never cashed in for my it's like all merch combined I believe thus far and so I cashed in and then I didn't cash the check um we have been Banning Ari all the time good good good good good you know how I don't even know if my dad understands this you know uh League of Legends game I used to play all the time you didn't like it after college do anything that's right didn't do anything just play League of Legends all day well uh the game's free to play it's free to play so you can play it you can download you play it for free however they make their money by selling you like cosmetic outfits basically for the characters you play like they're called skins um you got sign it dude I gotta sign it yeah all I just can't put on camera someone's goingon to medium H thank for the gifties he gifted a tier one sub to rathon Technologies what does that mean what is gifty he gifted a subscription is this a real yeah Ron Technologies everyone's favorite defense contractor this is a this is not it can't be real that is our emblem though yeah can they can Google it uh wow what a hit your what a hit I need a pen where's youren I don't what you mean where's your pen like I keep a pen on me it's 2024 old man we use digital now okay we type digitally uh we send you heard an email yet you guys have email over it right Theon [Laughter] message [Laughter] uh hey trck long time chat first list are you going to do a watch party for the chestnut V Kobayashi hot dog contest what is that like a separate thing didn't didn't uh Joey chess that get banned for for his sponsorship they're doing a separate one they're doing a a one-off special Netflix is making one that's genius oh my God that's so genius that's so genius that's such a smart [ __ ] move on their part did you hear about this what happened you know uh Joey chess the hot dog eating champion he got uh got banned they banned him because he's got a vegan hot dog sponsor he wasn't going to eat vegan hot dogs he just as a sponsor it's kind of so they banned him they Bann it's pretty [ __ ] up that's the worst of cancel culture we did All Time Low you gotta say to the mic they can't even hear your side of the oh I said that's the worst of cancel culture when you cancel Joey chestn EA a vegan hot dog you can hear him all right anyway uh it is tragic I should get like a 10% no you should not get a 10% all right well don't all right anyway uh so Netflix in response immediately jumped on the opportunity and is organizing a special 1V one Joey Chestnut versus Kobayashi Hot Dog Eating Showdown uh that's genius you didn't even see where I signed are they vegan no I think they're normal he was never going to eat vegan hot dogs he was just sponsored by someone other than Nathan's oh that makes sense what what do you mean yeah because it's a Nathan's hot dog contest sponsoring another company yeah he yeah yeah this doesn't make sense no it doesn't my no it doesn't make sense it's because Nathan sponsored it I yeah I understand he he can't go up there and scream about eating something else but he doesn't have to be sponsored by Nathan's he could take a better deal prob had no deal from Nath let hot dogs for free he said they're letting them eat the hot dogs for free that's Nathan sponsorship yeah wow what what a how generous how generous if someone give me 100 hot dogs out last a year H the rate that you're eating those Oreos those hot dogs dog will be gone by by the third quarter those hot dogs will be gone uh uh did you see there are Russian warships in Cuba yeah my dad did he's trying to soak the Flames trying to soak the flame so Ron stock price goes up he's hoping he's hoping Russia makes a move so not true [Laughter] give it all away surely you support vegan hot dog so your fingers will be safe I'm timing you out deep burn timing you out I'm timing you out oh you what that's terrible you're like a little mini tster right there oh you said something I don't like I'm going to turn you off I got to let you guys know my dad's coming to this stream with a political agenda my my dad and my mom are trying to move the needle for Joe Biden and they think my stream is the way to do it I want you guys to know this going in they they know the polls aren't looking great right now for Biden and they need to make the needle move say can improve you have the floor sir talk about it let them know get these young people who aren't going to vote out that's the thing I know I know not just young people people in general apathetic toward voting because we generally have two shitty choices but one is shittier actually we have three shitty choices if you you don't love brainworms I don't love brain worms either you don't love Mr brainworms his own family doesn't support him yeah and that's a tight IT family I family didn't support me playing League of Legends turned out great Fair Fair Point Fair Point proba called leue of Legends sort of a brainworms Vibe how did that turn out uh there was a worm meat in your brain when you were playing League of Legends for 18 hours a day stuck in the office never coming out look white as a ghost had no sunshine okay okayy Brandon I want you get a job I'm moving out you like storm out the house and then when I watch your streams like then my dad kicked me out of the house kicked you out my ass and you ran away you did kick me out of the house technically ran away but you were you did kick me out of the house not all right you said Costco you said Costco or the door and I had bigger dreams I'm sorry I'm sorry oh are you are you the work of Costco no I'm not the works of Costco but I'm just saying everyone who worked at Costco if they could play side by side with Faker in the League of Legends Championship they would did you do that did you ah I was close he thought about it I'm an NBA player now so League of Legends is sort of in the past for me oh yeah and honestly the Mavs might need me based on what I saw today well you could have gone in for jokei cuz he got crushed The Joker yeah hey what about that baseball guy you out with Michael Pence it's Don not Michael um you're super quiet it says you're super quiet can you test hello hello is it better yeah it sounds good just keep it close put it right up there um what were you saying what about the the baseball player used to hang out with I said to hang out with you went to his house one time talking about um who's he talking about no it was the it was the really famous Giants player Oh someone's gonna know it's not Otani um it's not I You're Gonna Know It in one second uh white guy no no no famous Giants player uh 100 Pence Hunter Pence Pence Hunter Pence Hunter Pence that's funny Hunter talking about we were best friends no we did like two streams together and then he was a twitch guy so I went to his house one time we're not hanging out I'm not saying you guys were clubbing together you would not know my name uh we didn't know his true true I guess we are friends well said well said he's probably a closet streamer or closet uh chatter yeah he's probably a closet chatter H 100 which one use 100 Pence uh famous Giants player he plays for the Savannah bananas he still plays he plays for the Savannah I saw some uh videos on the savann bananas actually I have a savannah bananas t-shirt wait are they like the Harlem glow CHS of uh no they're like a minor league team but they do some Antics Savannah bananas they're yep I had that t-shirt we make baseball fun fans first entertain always that's great cuz baseball's pretty boring I agree agree get down to it although I do like the pitch clock you're telling me this is a regular team it's a minor league team yeah they're not you know what the MLB I think it's a joke I think it's a I don't think it's they're not like the Harlem gr CHS of baseball they do stuff well they do stuff he's just tall he's just tall just a tall man can't play baseball nothing than the rules watch a video on them uh my dad can't hear videos uh we only got is today Father's Day no it's a little early Father's day early Father's Day treat little surprise I'm actually uh spending the actual Father's Day with my favorite son what's that gonna do what's Zach gonna do we're gonna go out we're going to see his dogs and uh hang out that's sounds totally different than what you 100 p uh hro reporter from who cares entertainment what are your thoughts on the re yeah I'll talk about it tomorrow brother on the what uh the Apple event Apple intelligence they talked about everyone's trying to do AI yeah where they they don't want to be same as everybody else so they said AI stands for apple intelligence they did a whole thing what it's goofy you can't just sub SC you can't try to can't do that but that's sort of Apple's thing they never want to be um is the also Tracy your mom yeah I knew you'd worm your way under of that stream no I asked him to be on he asked me to be on it's a Father's Day special it's a Father's Day special so any anybody you you probably have some guys out there that are fathers Young Fathers new to having kids nobody in this chat has left their room in 30 22 years that's not true that's such a that's such a an outdated stereotype of Gamers I can't believe you would buy into that you are the perpet you created that stereotype I did not you perpetuated it you created it no I'm the one that fought against it and I'm the one that made you did not fight against it this is like [ __ ] that's [ __ ] and I you know I listen to your stream once in a while I'm not a lot I'm not a f I'm not a subscriber your mother subscribes I don't subscribe this my parents start every cont about my stream no I'm cutting in here for a second you guys will call me I don't normally watch I don't normally watch stream I don't I don't see anything I happened to tune in the other day and it's always everything no matter what it is you've seen it but it's you've never seen it before this is the one time you tuned in interesting done yeah I'm done yeah so what I'm saying is you say you you spread a lot of uh disinformation about your growth about your childhood speak to that yeah it disinformation about your childhood speak well well give me an example well let's just play back some old tapes about what you did and you're like oh yeah when I was oh like the I had to change high schools four times no that's I did have to do that no you didn't seventh 8th nth 10th grade all different schools we talked about this on our previous stream did we we already done this one yeah so it's like an old bit but everyone changes schools from e8th grade to nth grade no no everyone does I mean it's all the same kids then it's not but if you're changing the students don't but shake your head that's what it that's what matters oh it was different students I graduated kindergarten and I had to go to a whole different classroom with a different teacher understand there's a different when you move it's a different but you didn't move I did move you stayed in the same place I did move you took the bus I was going to make an inappropriate joke I'm glad I caught myself I caught catch yourself catch yourself Mr Ron some one of your coor in here um this is my private time they I can't be held cannibal I'm not releasing Secrets uh yo uh drove his Bugatti up I want to say if anybody from Ron's watching you can totally reach out to me some guy uh texted me called teens message me on his very last day at work yeah he said hey I caught you and your in at on stream and I was too nervous to reach out to you and but it's my last day so it doesn't matter enjoyed the enjoyed the stream and goodbye and I would have said hey thanks for you know commenting but the guy he'd already quit I'm I don't know I'm not that big a deal people how many people are building missiles in this chat uh not a lot we do more to just build them you got to design them you got to got to polish them you got to ship them out you got to ship you got to ship it's all Logistics you got to buy the part there's a lot of there's a lot of different parts lot ofing pie a lot of moving pieces Yep they're super complicated I'll tell that much oh can you give your dad's side of the story of Brandon getting stuck in London what's your side of that story I feel like we agree on the all the counts of that story that yeah that was oh the stuck in L of the I forgot about the worst part of it what's well the first worst part of it was uh you calling and saying help and then click stuck in London click and and we're like what the hell and he can't get through to us to tell us that he missed his flight yeah you guys don't know the story when we're we're in London me and AR were were stranded there we missed our flight that's when they were just friends stayed that way still hoping I would if I was her I would have said this guy's an idiot I okay well not my fault not okay it is a little your the tunnel was there was a fire or something yeah the Chunnel was a fire so my airplane couldn't take off I could get through the airport anyway we get there we miss the flame it's it's a disaster uh and we only have like eight euro coins this before brexit and the first of all they the European the British never had the Euro they always had the pound prior to we got eight pound coins all right we got eight and you have enough to make decent phone call a proper phone call airport uh phone it's like one pound per second it's like an insane yeah so you put it in you're dialing International and you you start talking and it it clicks and we don't want to put all of our money in because we want to have a little bit left it's better to out so we put it in and again I have to figure out what I'm going to say to my parents like to figure it out in two seconds so I call my I thought it was Mom but whatever I'm calling yeah that was a good idea get her spun up I call my mom and I go help and then it it clicks like I'm in a like I'm in a trunk like a it was like it was like the we taken I have a special set of skills and I will find you it's like a hostage situation yeah it was Terri so obviously that freaks them out I think Ari does the same thing too with her coins so we're we got all the parents freaked out I'm glad that you guys sat and talked about it and came up with a good strategy yeah wow anyway uh you eventually got you borrowed someone's phone or something like that you got some deal where we we had to ask the gate the guy and get a phone I think yeah so you said hey I'm not I'm not flying into Frankfurt which is one hour from your house I'm gonna fly into Boden Boden Germany which is about seven hours from your house and I know that you just got off a 12-h hour shift but I know you wouldn't mind just bbing on down this is what I said through Germany this is what I said for B I said B bopping on down I mean you had to cross through two countries well I mean Germany into France out of France back into Germany and then find you two idiots yeah and then bring you back which is very unfortunate for AR because she didn't know me at all was freaked out she was freaked out I was pissed remember was so funny when she she remembers this really well she talks about all the time she could hear you on the phone when I finally was like talking to you and explain what's going on you like have this big long pause and you go are you [ __ ] me [Laughter] Brandon started freaking out yeah because it was a long drive I had to come get you she started freaking out and then she just pretended to be asleep and then she did fall asleep she pretended to and then it actually fall asleep the whole ride the thing of it is is uh like there's there's no option of me not to come get you like there are parents out there would say well you know figure it out and get home but I mean there there's no way I'm I'm going to travel the end of the Earth to get you I'm going to do that but I won't be happy about it but I am gonna come get you well you just like the Atlanta story okay okay I know eat that one in but I we won't revisit that [Laughter] tragedy but it's I mean so what yeah it sucked at the moment but it's been a great yeah it's a fun story it's a great story worked out I wouldn't change I wouldn't trade that for anything that just the story it was good fun F time that you got a big Cruise coming up you better come back we got a big Cruise coming up oh that's not nice what do you mean I wasn't saying you ever see uh have you watch this the Dark Side of Comedy no is just the story of Chris Farley's well downfall there's a bunch of comedians Dark Side of it's on Netflix I think um it talks about a bunch of Comedians and and the the not great part about being a comedian and uh one of them was on Chris Farley pretty sad I like chis I I I still like him yeah you saw I mean you were telling me about the um the tribute they did at the Adam s thing oh dude don't get me started my dad chokes up more at the Adam sailor tribute to Chris Farley than I ever seen him for it was I was was he was he was had my wedding but it's hot it's hot at your wedding it was hot it sweat no it was I was like after I retired from the Air Force before I had another job and I just kind of sitting around doing nothing and no direction in my life and I was watching the Adam Sandler Show and I was like okay then he started talking about his best friend Chris Farley and I was like oh mother yeah it was sad yeah if your best friend kills himself in such a tragic manner like that it's terrible what a what a downer [ __ ] show this is when I say show I mean stream I don't know it is sorry I'm not hit of course it's a downer I live in a van down by the river Chrisley move the C he's trying to dodge the camera he's trying doesn't want to be on camer well we got this big bar in front of every guest has had this problem I don't know what to do well maybe you do this and then it just doesn't stay all right I don't care didn't you say May at your wedding you did you crushed oh that was Crush you hit the Spanish speakers with mayam Darren and you got a standing o that was perhaps my best oneliner of all seriously I've had some hits but that was like that was a t-ball setup though unintentionally um he set me up perfectly what oh yeah and they were all drunk that's open bar baby that was good wedding Choice getting open bar going that yeah there was no disappointment in that oh I I want to know if you remember this story different than me cuz I I I remember all your stories differently than you as no you don't every one of your stories what about the London story what do we disagree on the lenon the London story okay good we disagree on anyway this story I was telling and I was as I was telling I was like damn maybe I misr this because it sounds so crazy yeah this is us going to that that warehouse the New Year's Z party yeah yeah we were all dressed in our Sunday finest yeah we were and it was like a bunch of German ravers yeah well I I was like wait a minute I I couldn't believe that was real as I was like that was mass is that crazy that was massively disappointing cuz I bought those tickets in Berlin it was it was build as a huge event and I was like this is going to be so cool I got both my kids of drinking age we're going to go we're going to have a great time at this big party in uh in Berlin where in Berlin this [ __ ] awesome and we get there and it's a really an abandoned like three-story Warehouse not a chair in the freaking place I just remember us there's a smoke and we're sitting on the mil milk carts milk carts just littered throughout this freaking abandoned building and it's open and everyone's like we're like all dressed up and they're like in jeans and ripped shirts and they're just like looking at us like what a bunch of [ __ ] crazy squares D okay I remember you you guys were all great Sports cuz I was I was really disappointed you guys are all great sport fun I mean us walking around afterwards was a great New Year's but I remember you wore a military thing no am that crazy you wor I didn't wear anything no I wouldn't do that you had like you pinned something on your you had like a dark blue suit and you had like a okay you agree with everything else and that's when the shrooms were kicking in when the shrooms kicking in all right no I wasn't wearing anything military but what sucked is we were at that really nice hotel m in Berlin and they had a a they had the party we were dressed for right they had at that hotel and we could have just I think our story was better I think it was worth it I that was a dis I was like I can't and I it was like 800 bucks for those tickets that's crazy it was CRA that's crazy 100 bucks that was an it was a completely open bar like you drink but I can't drink 200 bucks by myself in one night yeah none of us could and I'm dressed up my parents I'm not gonna get lost drunk oh how about the story when we went to uh we were in Dublin remember that we took that trip to Dublin and we went to the uh the Jameson factory tour and they just randomly picked a few people from the from the tour hey if you want to try a shot of Jameson uh you know come on up and and I was like raised my like [ __ ] yeah and they picked you and I was like okay man so we're we're like they're all setting the drinks up I'm like all right Brandon I know you probably had beer and stuff before but this is you know grain alcohol be careful and you're like you shot three of them in 7 seconds and I'm like oh [ __ ] this guy's a professional ASU days yeah ASU days my worries were misplaced different time I'm actually a huge lightweight now Ari gets me crap all the time I don't drink anymore I don't like it yeah feel like crap from that last stream I got weed now me and you we got weed smokers I don't is that right Ron employees I don't smoke the weed got a big ganja smoker over here no i' I've signed an oath not I did that I have not smoked weed ever well that's not true but ever since ever my dad's never smoked weed since my time in the Air Force don't worry Biden he's got your back um but you can't you can't smoke in the military you can't you're not supposed to smoke never would no not not in the Air Force you and Bill Clinton never inhaled I think Bill might have been lying unlike me Bill wait let's uh let me get the air on we're goingon to both we're goingon to yeah this PC heats up you talk know I can't read the chat just make it up that's what I do look at my glasses real quick and then I'll answer any questions you turn on Okay let got to start cooling all right uh I don't know that's too fast you look quite Dapper patrion yeah I'm a fat bastard I feel I really need to start you know what we need to watch on this stream is that old dating video you were in O I wonder who could get that to me I used I was much thinner than my dad was on a dating show if you guys don't know the dating game this actually be really fun to watch uh The Dating Game I wonder if Mom with the Lan Jo yeah you can't do that what's that mom's watching right now right she doesn't have it she's got to have it no she in fact she's not proud of it she wouldn't want you to she sent it to me she sent it to you I mean not recently not I'll never find it yeah man if it well only mom would really find it Mom's not gonna look for cuz she's not she does like it no uh she thinks it makes puts me in a bad light we don't have to watch the whole damn thing but it's just funny it was pretty funny um I thought it was funny man I wonder who sent it to me not not recently like years ago but I watched it on Facebook and if I just remembered I could find it right now look what she put I knew you'd worm your way under that have fun with the kid mom's talking like I'm not gonna make her come on stream when she's out here hey actually if you guys could uh start a petition or something to get Tracy on my mom's been dodging the stream yeah and she's much more entertaining yeah if Mom gets on here it's going to be a Joe Biden stump speech for three hours the only uh the only problem is like she won't uh she won't call you out on your [ __ ] I have no problem doing that what you you're you're you're chat you're a rambling old man you you got no you got call me out on [ __ ] I do call you out on [ __ ] no oh sorry he kicked me he kicked me elder abuse elder abuse trying to kick you I'm blinking here I'm held hostage I'm coming in blurry I'm coming in blurry and bald hey you guys are giving Brandon a lot of problem or honestly honestly the problem is Dad we got the same thing going on oh I don't have all this flop up here though yeah I got the Flop but the hairline is the same yeah you didn't you didn't do me any favors well blame your grandfather I'll introduce you sometime he didn't do me any favors I didn't well his dad was no hay gorilla either art Arthur you ever done a beard I feel like I never seen you with a beard my whole damn life I can't do it man I it drives me insane I try to do it I'm like I'm going for it it it's too itchy I got a same problem that's why only time I sh was when it gets itchy yeah that drives me insane right we're back oh we lost a little we lost oh you missed you missed the secrets and rathon I gave away all the secret the good yeah you dropped some rathon secrets are we getting some dude I swear to God I'm if you stop hearing from me it's cuz I went out to the woods uh never to return because of the LA internet makes me so mad you have Woods in La we do oh you admit to now living in La it was a secret for a [Laughter] while can I give out your address I'm just kidding very funny very very very funny uh who's the handsome young man next to you with the blue shirt it's actually my father if you can believe it if you can believe it don't forget the bear spray people still love that oh that's love the bear spray that was a good one every time I go to Costco which may not have a membership anymore when they kick me out because of you you dissing all their employees um I see the bear spr makes me chuckle what does patrio think about your lettuce Burger you know I eat Lettuce Burgers I SAR you get the bun with lettuce instead of that's not new I've been doing it oh we trer those have been around for a long time you know I brought my dad I brought my dad to a nice restaurant today oh it's really good orders the burger all right fine fine well was like wrong nothing wrong with getting the burger then they said you want it medium rare or well done he goes that's that's I don't know if I can handle medium rare but I don't exactly want well done and so he's like waffling and I'm just like pick one you know cuz the lady's pushing him and so he he asked can you do medium rare but make it a little more medium a little less rare [ __ ] [ __ ] they gave me two there's only two options just [ __ ] uh no but then I came up with this the reason why didn't I I I just I just coded the meaning behind their two options on the the cook cook of the of the burger let him cage didn't I you made a theory and then she disproved it but yeah you got there she liked my theory better she did like your she did not like the propaganda that the company's been pushing her and she's like oh sir you've you've cracked the code um but if for those that like a good burger medium rare to well done that's a that's a leap that's I mean that is a leap and but your burger was good it was really good you got medium rare So I said hey medium rare but you know if the guy needs to take a break and it's not quite medium rare that's fine with me and so it came back perfect it was a perfect medium Burger wow um in my opinion but I asked her I said hey the reason why you say medium rare or well is basically the chef saying the burger should be medium rare and if you don't want it medium rare [ __ ] you you're getting a burnt piece of charcoal and then I said that and Brandon's like oh I think uh I actually agree with you we found a we found a Gordon Ramsey cord Ramsey yeah where somebody orders a steak from him well done or whatever and it comes back just you know burnt as all hell and they were complaining about it and he's like it's insulting he's like it's you know if you're the quality of the meat you can't taste at all if I'm want to do well done there's no it doesn't [ __ ] matter it's like what you know it's not there's no there's no joy in it for me as a chef so that that kind of proved or let Credence to my theory I believe ground beef medium rare is riskier than steak medium rare I mean look there's no risk all right it was all fine it was tast that makes no sense that's a false that guy's just throwing out oh someone in chat throwing out something false randomly pull up put that guy out on uh put him on pause or silence him whatever you have the power to silence that idiot don't be putting lies out there Colonel Sanders you're put on Paws oh Colonel Sanders says it that makes sense you're put on pause Colonel Sanders we got him dad's gone he's gone he's gone mad with power we got man with power how long do you put him on PA for not 30 seconds right a minute that's like a minute maybe all right good he might you might be crushed he may not he may never come back that guy's a longtime sub might just lost me a a quarter all right so what's been going on in the world dist stre so the last stream I listened to was we driving back from uh uh Palm Springs we saw um Wanda Sykes she was hilarious hilarious anyway we're listening to you on the way back and you're talking about uh uh gummy bear not gummy bear um Sour Patch Oreo cookies which just sounded disgusting and uh I mean I wish I I could call it you cuz the guy said how shitty it was and how terrible and then he gave it an 80 yeah which is basically a B minus and I was like that makes no sense his rating scale is jacked up yeah they got that uh there's a game reviewing company called IGN and they they're known for that they'll just say in the review it's not very good it's you know Graphics bad story bad and they give an 8.5 they never they have a rating inflation they they never give anything lower than an eight well who does that serve uh I guess it's because most people don't read they just want the review and most people only want to get uh confirmation that the thing they like is good that's the only thing that the business really serves is they really just want you to tell them that they're right um nobody wants an actual so they feel good about themselves for buying a shitty product yeah mostly they already like it they already like it and they want someone else to tell them that they're yeah they're correct they're smart well I would rather have someone tell me that Hey this product's not very good maybe buy this product turns out no that's not what you want people have already decided what they feel about it before the game even comes out let me tell you back in my day the people of my generation we like it we like the truth when you read on stone tablets the latest review of the camels That's mildly racist but okay that mild racist you're trying to give me random cancel how's that mildy racist I don't know uh but like like when when uh uh jeep jeep say we're Trail raided mhm well who tra Trail raided you let me guess you did who cares if you're going on a trail it's not like you know I and then all Ford does one uh military tough I'm like well you know that's not like I've seen some weak people in the military I'm not talking about Army Rangers those guys are tough but your random sack of potatoes anyway I got off track uh yeah a lot of weird marketing I saw one recently too I'm trying to think of what it was that I thought was so silly of a of a thing to say um but it's not coming to mind oh I tell you about you I don't know if you want to share it what the um the the picture I sent you today about the Ron I don't I don't know that people will get it I mean it's funny to me because it is completely not what Ron is saying but when you read it when you read it from a if you don't know what discrimination is discrimination is to find not the um the uh you want to find the target not the uh some context you're talking about discrimination no he's got it's like a poster for a new rathon missile and it's like new it's actually old that's why discriminate and Destroy it's like what the poster says that's what the project he was working on discriminate and Destroy and he's like no discriminate doesn't mean what you think it means don't it's not it's not discrimination against people it's discrimination against the chap for or false targets to find the actual Target and destroy the actual Target which is another missile and I have to overe explain it it's just going to go it's going to go [ __ ] you're winning them over they love they all love theor but uh they're all stockholders when I see it and I I just I when I see I just think of you and Zach I'm like Oh my two little liberal kids they would they lose their mind if they saw this it's funny that we're the liberal kids and you guys are the Joe Biden uh super super pack well I I will tell you I am a registered Republican Tracy won't you know she'll she'll say ah um but you know in the current election I have decide with the most common sense in my opinion most common sense uh oh I was going to say the the marketing thing I was talking about you know how Kors this is I thought this was a funny tweet uh I love that Kors light decided a long time ago that the only selling point of their beer would be it's cold no over promising on taste nothing about being healthier just if you wait for it to get cold it's going to be cold which is true that they just it's funny cuz their beer isn't any colder than anyone else's it's just it's where temperature you put Kors in all the land Kors is my least favorite beer all time and I've drank I've drank generic beer no I understand in a white can with a blue letters beer for like six bucks a case Kors is still my least favorite beer of all time but it does taste better the colder you get it yeah but that's that's just beer no that's just the numbness on your tongue no I think I mean I I I respect that it's amazing marketing they they've become associated with cold but it's just cold is something they don't control it's like when I buy silver bullet the big train coming through no they do the train they have the Blue Mountains that are cold activated on the can but like you know if they come out of the same thing in the gas station you know gas station wherever you're buying beer be drinking and driving man I told you once I told Bodega it's just the same temperature it's the same fridge so so you think they their marketing is s hey it's refreshing like a lot of people poo poo Coors Light even before everything else but oh it's such a light beer and you know whatever it's not a lot of flavor like you know what uh Bud Light if you're working out in the yard or something like that it's actually refreshing for taste you didn't sell a sponsor on my stream did you whatever you didn't try to make some extra Scratch by doing a little Bud Light ad on my stream not doing a Bud Light at I'm saying people snobby people like I only drink you know import I only drink we don't drink Bud Light after what they did to to uh Kid Rock that guy's an idiot oh my God he's a I disrespected Kid Rock we don't we don't [ __ ] with he's a he's a he's I say rock star and that he plays rock and roll music I don't know he's a star but he sits there and he's wearing a bud not Bud Light but Bud wiser hat and they're like hey I thought you no they paid him he he flipped sides after his whole big thing shooting the cans they paid him some money and now like let's let it all be peace well no he he was surprised it's like he's like oh I didn't know I was wearing this hat it's a comfortable hat like what a year no I mean after that he he's done a he done a recent they sponsored his tour or whatever and he did you think he's motivated more by money than something I'm going to disrespect the great legacy of Kid Rock here I think he might be Money Motivated that's surprising I know that is surprising disappointing it is disappointing he was my all time hero oh well so we did that we were in Palm Springs we went down the uh the tram that's called the tram sure and uh they're playing that Kid Rock song rolling rolling roll no no no it was the one about it was like a take on uh Sweet Home Alabama he mixed it like he took that and he sampled it or whatever it was 1981 yeah is that it about this talking about drinking smoking with a 17y old girl and nobody cares it's like oh this is good rock and roll right here I'm influencing a minor ah good for you Kid Rock you know anything about um Drake and Kendrick Lamar you know anything about this no two biggest rappers in the world two of I guess two of the big three and there's only three rappers in the world okay the big three I say the big three like they're called The Big Three yeah there's big three four GMC biggest selling top top Stars Drake uh number one selling artist of the 2010s maybe behind tayor Swift but number one rapper all he's Canadian and he's uh they always put the DRS up there yeah the Drakes are the claps but they switched it so they now they do the Kendricks because there was this big rap battle rap beef mhm and uh that didn't end well for Biggie Smalls it didn't it didn't end well for Biggy Smalls we too have we not learned anything this one was a little bit different where they didn't have any violence physical violence but Drake's talking [ __ ] on him calling him short calling him whatever I don't I don't like any physical uh and I I even said it before I can't stand the T but I don't like when people say oh the orange baby I'm like the color of her skin that makes no difference that's not important let's not body shame Trump folks no exactly let's not body shame Trum So many other bad qualities about him he's as beautiful as the rest of us well everyone's got their own I like his hair if anything IDE body but don't uh there's so many other things you turn them up you got just turn it up I think I can turn you up actually right there we go all right sorry about that all right anyway go back all right so anyway so anyway Drake's dissing him calling him short calling him washed up calling him not a good rapper whatever Kendrick Lamar who's a bit of a recluse he uses a flip phone he's not on he's not on social media he's not a he only raps a good verse every eight months he's kind of like in the you know in the shadows kind of the boogeyman they call him he doesn't say anything nobody calls him Boogeyman my they do call him the boogeyman these CH so calling him out he doesn't say anything calls him out again he doesn't really say anything then all of a sudden you know all of a sudden basically Dr drivs another another disc Kendrick comes out of nowhere with like this six and a half minute uh poem over Jazz calling him a pedophile and then right after that drops another song that's like a like a a true summer Banger like played at every party all the country that's also called him a pedophile so like a double whammy and this has been this has been dominating the summer I mean it's like the number one it's his most it's the biggest song ever I'm not going to play the songs for you because I set everything up but it's it's C like right now the number one song is a song Calling Dr a pedophile and it's it's being played everywhere it's being played at kids Bar Mitzvah is being it's being played everywhere I it's this is is there is there something to that though is that was in the news is like a Michael Jackson story behind that uh there's a lot of there's a lot of that he's a bit of a I mean nothing I don't think anything 100% concrete but he's Jeffrey Epson kind of thing he's got like you 17-year-old on stage you know he's just had a weird allegation it sticks really easy to him which is because he's got anyway um you know right before all this dropped you know Drake's talking a big game he's real tough come on drop say something after it's over he's like H know we both had our good hits in it's like this is kind of over it's not that fun anymore I was like it's just really funny how it uh how it flipped and that's been the story and then ever since then he's been kind of quiet uh and that was like this you know was on my stream it was like one of my biggest streams where I was reacting to these live as they dropped and it's been crazy it's been like a really exciting interesting time uh so you know like uh you know Van Halen never did that to Led Zeppelin I don't know yeah I think it's just a rap thing where they have the I don't get that they have the direct personal beef yeah I don't get it uh although actually Sweet Home Alabama to bring that back up yeah um Neil Young said something about about Alabama and that's where he get I hope Neil Young will remember so that so there was actually some dissing to go way back y anyway little bit trivia out there for you young kids look at up ask your parents for their LPS Maybe with their eight tracks have you ever even seen an eight track uh you never had eight tracks I never did my parents did though no I never saw tracks I remember CDs it would like that's a big deal CDs only happened till I was like wow that's wild cuz CDs were like the newest thing like they were like a this crushed it we just went over the top on digital media right here nothing will surpass this and the last it you know flash in the pan yeah because we had iPods when I was that was the Walkman I don't think I ever had a Walkman I sure did um I just everything now but even an iPod to these kids iPod's old old old news iPod's the most well now it's just on your phone right yeah everything's on your phone like having a separate thing for music is crazy yeah uh there's a lot of storage on a phone so why would you cure multiple things well it's all I mean they're just it's from the cloud you're not even storing it the cloud there's no cloud it's the other person's computer okay let me school you server architecture Master Darren euwing please tell me about how the cloud yeah isn't really up in the sky it's not really a cloud [Laughter] folks CL I know I know it's true all right thank you we the cloud is a colloquial term we all Ed to it's like the Earth isn't flat I was cheering for the Flat Earth during this uh MAV Celtics game that didn't work out I told Kyrie if he clutches the game I believe in the Flat Earth I'm in uh but he didn't clutch it unfortunately super super tragic disappointing disappoint M seven I believe this is the first time first time it'll ever happen so what was there was some was it hockey maybe it was hockey or some there was some playoff recent recently mhm where they were down 3 3 or some something that had never been accomplished before and they came back and did it it was like four or five years ago someone know some does somebody know hockey comeback what was the I think it was hockey Cricket no you see that uh America beat Pakistan in cricket it's like a unheard of upset yeah that's not it was here in La wasn't it they played a match in La H I'm not sure but uh big for big for USA big for the USA we needed this that's that's going to put us on the map finally our country gets some recognition internationally I had a guy when I was stationed in Germany I had a British guy and uh I was I was taking a class on data links and on a break I asked this British guy hey can you explain Cricket to me it makes no sense to me and so during the break during the lunch break it was like he spent like 20 minutes going into great detail about the wickets and the pitch you know what I hate whenever you're in a conversation like that and you know in the middle of it you're not going to remember it and you know it's still going to go on for 20 minutes and you got to yeah that does suck but I was gen I you were trying you were like no no I was I was generally interested to hear what he had to say but I've been in those conversations like when were this story in like you say that about me right now you say that about me I'm almost done no I I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't so I he gets in there and he just great detail and at the end of it he goes but at the end of the day it's just as born as your baseball I was like ah good I have to watch it yeah it was funny I mean I was telling my dad because now I'm into basketball and I can remember all the times he brought me to basketball games where I would just fall asleep I would just where I would just be you I don't the ultimate insult right now is I don't even think I had a I like baseball uh or or basketball I don't even think yeah what would I do would just sleep or read a book I think no you did that at the football games I had four season tickets I still hate football on God Son of mine on God uh baseball [ __ ] rocks no and I don't think so but but but to each his own I mean if you like baseball and I know people do I have no I have no problem with people who support baseball and go out there and waste their afternoon we actually went to a Padre's game mom and I did back in April and actually going to a baseball game was a lot of fun but the I agree I've had more fun going to it when AR Le to go to Giants games in the city someone said sports are just boring I'm going to give you a tick that I I'd say for 98% of my life I agree with you I was like I don't I don't get it I will say I think you're wrong I think I've taken a new leaf and I realized this sports are almost exactly the same as video games especially outside of school the reason you don't like sports is because there's a whole weird class system around Sports and school and you can't get success at it and it's hard to fit in so you don't like it but actually on its own sports are like the same [ __ ] thing it scratches very similar parts of your brain if you like grinding ladder and and watching sports is actually the nerdiest thing I've actually realized that watching sports is for nerds people that actually watch and care about sports and statistics they're actually equally nerdy if not more so to every nerd that I know um and there's actual real truth to that so I want you to know that there's a this is a big breakthrough for me that it's exactly the [ __ ] same the whole time like when I'm practicing basketball and practicing my shot it's the exact same thing when I'm practicing [ __ ] Hollow night or whatever it's the same it's literally the same part of my brain I just like doing this mindless thing over and over to get it better it's it's there's no difference and it always has been that way and I never really understood it my dad doesn't love this take but it's true it's a fact I don't I don't love love the take I get the parallels your drawing M but it almost sounded like at the beginning of your little diet tribe there that you were saying sports are almost as cool as Esports uh almost they're not quite they're not quite there they've almost achieved the level you know people actually like running and jumping and putting physical activity it's the same thing it's the same yeah I mean yeah I agree that there's a skill to it I agree that Esports there's a skill to it that is uncommon people there are people who have an uncommon skill at it just like there are athletes or artists or musicians or whatever who have an uncommon skill to do it and and then if you choose to celebrate them then that's great that's awesome um the world should fight their Wars in CS go yeah why not don't say why not uh because that'd be rigged he can you imagine if can you imagine if there's a referee for a war a referee for a war like you know we're watching basketball the night there some there were some bad charging calls like Ah that's not right like oh yeah you you lose Albania because you charging what the I want to recall I want to check the tapes play that back so yeah I guess we do have to kill each other the UN yeah maybe yeah the heg oh you know Zach's been to the heg has he did uh you know kids that evil and no no but you know like in high school that many war crimes you have you do those like un type things or you play government games in high school to learn about it he actually did that in the heg that's cool that was that was way cool that was awesome knowing him he probably did some big war crimes he's always trying to cheat games at he he's always trying to oh remember when we caught you on that cheat what cheat I think it was slime or no it was uh um the guy from Canada M oh [ __ ] ISO Stephen no yeah Stephen Stephen he wrote me and he said hey I think we have this game and Brandon's in a competition we're pretty sure is going to cheat will you will you record yourself being disappointed and then would if he if he said if he does we'll play that disappointment tape and I go he's definitely going to cheat and you cheated with like in 10 seconds he put it in the menu he put cheat menu in the I'm not going to not click it I'm not going to not check it out see what it is always the short he said hi by the way I talked to that guy today did yeah he said hi he's a good guy I like him uh that was really funny yeah he's a good guy it was funny it was funny that it wasn't like you played for 10 15 minutes and like ah I'm gonna go cheat it was like uh oh cheat Mo click was immediate that was hilarious and then Mom was that you guys don't know was this clip I think someone's got it in chat we don't have the sound but I'll space they already have right here I'm just I'm just showing you it's right here I think I just open it they already have open cheater menu then it goes into this and then he does this and then I think you show up yep you're like at work no it's at home that's home that's home that's funny yeah gives me a I did frame one it that was the very beginning of the game oh no cam we have no cam on the uh let's see if I can fix that we play little kid rock while I do it oh they playing that song light to that one maybe but but it always kind of like this guy's talking about drinking and smoking with a 17-year-old little girl that is crazy and nobody every was like oh yeah that's a good song that is crazy oh that so that's why that's why I brought it up what not only because Drake got called a pedophile because they started looking at some of his old lyrics and he's got songs just like that yeah he's got a song called like Teenage fever where he's like you know you know he's got some some songs that are like or you look good in your high school pics or what he's got all these lyrics that like don't age well after he's been called pedopile on the number one song in the world uh well there I mean even back in the 50s she's 16 she's beautiful yeah anyway that's crazy they don't AG well well like that Tracy always gets mad at this one too because that Christmas song It's Cold Outside mhm it's like a date rape yeah I heard that I heard that but it's not it's but I think I looked into it and it's not I mean at least they say it's not I mean it's not but I don't think they were trying no they weren't saying that but you know people also people like us to be mad at something and they oh that's this do the classic Christmas song The wokes we call them on this stream I don't like that word either I don't like that it's just it just I there's there's probably things that g on overboard but that just just misses all of it and and I don't know what my dad sound pretty woke right now I think chat I'm awake holy [ __ ] he's based holy [ __ ] he's based we powered through I don't know what that me holy [ __ ] his third eyes open he's based as hell ey open [ __ ] he sees I was just testing him damn what does that mean what do you mean third eye awake oh like a Zen thing thing it's like you're yeah you can see the spiritual realm I can't see that oh I know what I wanted to do oh let's do it uh I mean obviously if you guys have any questions I'm we're down to answer them we're just vibing we're just chilling I did have something I wanted to do with chat that I thought would be interesting with you uh oh thank you pot potum Jones for the five gifted thank you very much much appreciate what does that mean I don't I don't PM Jones has just gifted five Subs it means five people are now subscribed and he paid for it it's like 25 bucks it's pretty nice that's really nice uh Jeff Bezos does take a fat cut but what are you going to do he has to get his pie no but but uh why would he like he wants to introduce people to your chat yeah it's because like whenever they have a sub they can way if you have a sub you can avoid ads like these if you have a sub you can avoid ads and you get access to a whole Suite of emotes uh that we use in this stream specifically the hx7 and others for fur an ton they for the five gifted and so he is introducing five people to do that and they might continue if they like the whatever okay so it's cool it's a nice thing to do I thought we were going to do drink that stuff we're going to drink some stuff no not alcohol you lush sports drink or something like that the powder and the water my way off base you're not off base but uh no we're not doing that on camera that's that's for an ad read oh we're drinking juvie baby juvie juvie that's all right I'm not gonna say anything we used to call jie we kids didn't behave well it's a different thing um no it's not good juvenile hall no no it's a meal replacement advertisement that I'm doing maybe I should oh actually get me on something like that if I lose weight unironically that would be a good idea the problem is you're about to do this big old cruise and you're not gonna I'm not doing till March okay I'm down I'm not doing it till March and I'm going to Hawaii in April I mean in August Cal down I would like to thin out if you get a sponsor I'll be I'll be like get you sponsored how about that how about uh be like that guy on [Laughter] subway that's called a call back a call back we're talking about pedophiles it's called a comedy call back actually someone did a really funny joke about that it was uh AR and I were listening to some podcast or something funny about that and they were talking about uh um you know you know anything about Sam bangman freed yeah he's the crypto guy yeah yeah young crypto guy weird hair and he uh you know he scammed everybody stole their money and Michael Lewis is the guy that wrote uh Money Ball he wrote uh The Big Short and he wrote a book about him about San freed and it was pretty surprisingly fawning it was it was like surprisingly like you know spf's a pretty good guy it's kind of misunderstood crazy because he's a huge scammer yeah anyway Michael Lewis their author goes on TV and he's like you know it's a little weird to me that after all the Good Sam's done you know one thing changed everybody's opinion on him and someone responded it was like yeah it's crazy how after all those hilarious commercials Jared Fogle did does one thing and all of a sudden we call him a pedophile and I like joh was a great actor until he shot the president no one talks about John wils boot's acting yeah uh yeah that's crazy don't s SPF and arrest roring Kitty oh man I can't even explain raring Kitty bro I can't even explain roring Kitty uh um SPF focal and Booth dream blunt rotation that's good chat M rotation uh that's what I wanted to do so what I wanted to do was where was it I think on Reddit there was you're back on Reddit That's good I've never been off Reddit yeah you diss it a lot though because they're posting some goofy stuff um oh they still my Reddit dang oh that was good gine I like that gine this is what's good this is what my dad thinks is good that's pretty funny that's original this is pretty funny and original gine original it Shucks merch stor is out of this anyone know where I can find some finally some good humor SC that's kind of funny oh so so Uncle Tim your uncle my brother yeah um I booked him on a cruise and I said uh hey he I you want the drink package and he's like no I don't I don't really drink Tanya doesn't drink so I said all right no big deal he goes I think I'll just bring a bottle on board with me and I said they won't let you do that he goes well what if I put it in a lerine bottle this guy is retired Air Force now a pilot for a major airline he has money to buy a drink and he's going to smuggle it in the L he cheap his whole life oh actually on your birthday though he gave you a lot of money one year that's when he was single he was single and he gave you he gave you a ton of money one year he did uh for graduation it was was it okay he gave me for graduation I thought it was five no it was like 10 ones 10 10 1020 it was like it was I was not 1020s but it was a lot of money that was $543 something like that something nice it was I was like Wow 543 21 or something like he didn't do that for Zach course he got he got but also he was talking to me like he he uh I mean he did this really not I'm not I appreciate it but he did come up to me and he was like hey if I give you money you know because he thought I was really smart mistaken made a big mistake on that one but because you know I had good grades in high school for college before I got in the League of Legends and he was like if I gave you my savings could you 10x it could you could he like he's like this High School Wonder kid's going to turn my [ __ ] fortune around yeah yeah he just got to push these feet buttons right here it's a secret nobody knows put in the League of Legends yeah uh so I think he was trying I think he was making a bet I think when I I think he was like I'm gonna well it paid off look at you I guess so and I should pay him back somehow you can buy him a drink on that 40K check I can't cash it went in we cashed well that's we're in the M party night so it has to go to that bank now and get paid Chad I'm gifting some subs no hold on a second well I mean I don't care if you do that you know I sold my Nvidia yeah I heard it's gone how how'd it go after that after you sold it kind of bounced up a little bit okay that's well played sir that is being very results oriented I am UHS well I did this and something better happened later but I but you still made money right you still you did good so I made a good amount you're GNA give 20 Subs 20 Subs to the community you cash a check today I don't think you listen to me the whole way though you told me the money's clear the money's good the money's not cleared the money's been deposited a lot of those funds are on hold until it clears the bank why is it not gift oh here it is so when it gets gift when get when it gets clears the other bank then you'll have it when it clears the other bank then I'll it's should been deposited now it's got to go from your bank to the other bank who has the funds and they're going to say let's check bounced yeah actually worried the check will bounce given how late it is but we'll see we'll either way we'll give some Nvidia money big Gifts Big gifts withdraw it all just in case well you can't cuz it's on a hold he gu wasn't listening to me either we'll see we'll see hey thanks a for the gifties appreciate that when you gift them who gets them 20 random people get them the real winner of course is Jeff Bezos because I pay the full price and they give half of it back to me for the subs so you get to do you get to do it for half price and they get half price Subs that's right that's good I get half price Subs but you get taxed on half price that you get I do get taxed on it so actually it's probably I get a small so the big winnner is Joe Biden the big Winners Joe Biden and Jeff Bezos surprisingly the government and the corporation somehow always come out on top that's weird it is weird trip B6 think the 16 months uh hey you should shout out to your mother she's been she's like one of your original people my mother's one of my original people I agree one of your original Chatters one of your original followers of course I shout out to my mom shout out to my I've never heard you once say thank you I don't know what her handle is by the way it is it's love you foxy mama no uh love you could be yeah I think it's like is that it I think that's it yep yep whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa previously subbed for six months oh did she drop previously subbed for six months I just called her out [ __ ] you just called me out wait whoa whoa hold up hold up here that's bad let's pull this up right on stream mom did she drop it previously sub one message what was it atrio back in 2017 Alo she's original she's a she's a true lurker a lurker uh a true lurker wow she's been following since 2015 I like I she created it when I started at twitch that's so that's cute that is cute remember she called you during a twitch show uh yeah I do remember that on the phone you're like you look at your fing that's my mom that's pretty funny VIP her I will VIP her I'll give her a VIP the second she Subs why don't you give a gift to your mom uh I guess I'll gift my mom that'd be nice let's take all she's done for you let's gift my mom a sub get into papayal here I'll gift her one month sub and then she can keep it going well she's not uh Hey truck do you think there's any way we could talk about how furries are in take out I don't why is that your first message why is that your first chat message who's that this just a random person wants to talk about fures you know what furries are no it's people who uh wear fursuits oh hold on a second hold on look who it is oh it's my mom I'll put it on the speaker hello sweet Tracy hey you both of you are dummies because I've been subbing for 46 months so what's your account what's your account it's love you 2016 you the year well then I just give props well she just gifted he gifted you your old account I gave your old account a sub caught check it out 46 month sub that's four years yeah four years you should have know better I did know better he's the one that pull up some false I pulled up 2003 and it said was your account I told this chat that he's the king of disinformation ah VIP VIP all right well thanks for calling in long time listener first time call her love you love you mom can't wait to have her on stream she might have some truthful takes for once yeah I I really hope that she KS on there because she I mean I you know I love you I think you're great but she's your number one Champion for sure like I'll say Brandon I wish you wouldn't have done that I wish you'd get a job wish you'd get out of this house she was right she was right I will tell you this she's listening obviously but she is right more times than she's wrong which if there's a disagreement between the two of us she's right more times than she's wrong but she's not always right yeah that's fair that's fair she's about my share arguments with Mom my she's right she's right more than I'm at my share yeah um that whole Amazon debacle she likes to bring that up oh man she was right about that everybody I it wasn't like she was right like she like the oneoff person she was vociferous she what was was that that's right I got lexicon that's a big word lexicon assur you went to ASU and you got that word like that I learn it from ASU I'll tell you that but anyway she was I give context my dad left the military and was I left am I left Ron you left the military and you went to Ron I didn't leave the military I retired which yeah it's leave like [ __ ] a qu you I said he left the military he has retired this is him at home freaking out disinformation fake news I didn't leave the military I retired get it right take me a text you're ly on okay anyway there are some military people out there on your chat I know that yeah there's a subtle difference to leaving the military I didn't think you went awall I didn't think well you can separate or they dropped you in Iraq and they just never heard from you again and you all right one of those guys in Japan that was on my dad retired honorably honorable discharge from the military and then went to Ron to make missiles his Long Live dream and while he's at rathon he was a little uh I'll say bored you were a little disillusioned a little bored you you you missed some of the hustle and bustle of uh of your commander position in the in the military yep true and so you thought hey well a job at Amazon that's like a type A type job I'm going to really nose to the grindstone it's going to be awesome it's going to be exactly what I want and everyone in your life was like Amazon that doesn't sound good at all and when you say when you say everyone in my life I was say except for me I was the only one who was like you go for it Dad go to Amazon you did not you you say get out of my house literally every person I talk to my brothers friends like this is like the best anyone says was like well good luck to you but literally everyone was at least against it or you know VI vly opposed to it but I was like I know my [ __ ] I'm doing my thing I'm going everybody supported me yeah no one was mean about but they were like it's probably a bad idea probably not a good idea want to think this a little bit through especially because you didn't even you weren't even unhappy I mean Ron was fine it was just it was cushy yeah it was it just boring but anyway you know in retrospect it's time to be bored I put in I put in some good hours and get some good time in the military and I'm happy Happ and then yeah he went to Amazon and they were having him work like Christmas they were having you work like oh yeah well it wasn't it was like working night working it was uh 6 hours a day it was it was miserable and I wasn't even living at home I was living up you know the trailer you had to go up to there was not one good upside of the and I was making less money I made less money but I did get some stock options that didn't do great uh working crazy hours always tired miserable and I was like d this might have been a mistake how long did it take you to admit it to Mom did you did you well I well when I were you immediate about this sayy I'm worried about this or were you like trying to pretend for a while it was eight months well it was hard in Phoenix but I was like eventually I'm G to move to Tucson they're going to transfer me to Tucson when I get to Tucson it's gonna be a lot better yeah and so yeah I was home I was back in Tucson but it was actually harder like the work was harder and it was when I was living in Phoenix I didn't have a responsibility to be a husband during the week cuz I was at work and I was like I'm just away yeah but now when you're living in Tucson and your home you're like there's an expectation that you're going to help around the house you're going to do [ __ ] not that I do a lot I'm not saying that I'm like the number one house husband or anything but but uh it it was worse and and the hours were longer and it was like this is not this is not good yeah and so that was pretty immediate once I moved to Tucson it was like it was within a month I was like yeah this is not good yeah it sucks um is it true the only thing amazonians get for free are free bananas in the office is that true I never got a free banana not even a free banana no but actually I will tell you I got some pretty sweet swag from uh Amazon I mean you sent me some of it it was like Amazon Veterans for justice or for justice you gave me some no I mean I got some cool uh basketball shirts I've been wearing like Amazon War Warrior Amazon no there was some uh I mean like like um those thermos mugs and [ __ ] like that they get not worth working there for me not not making too you know what I think they're making out on that deal I think Amazon has rigged it so they come out on top in these you think employ negotiations but I will tell you in anybody without even a high school education can go work for Amazon and make 20 bucks an hour you know what but you have to you have to work I mean a lot of people that I saw there they're like I just want to come here and chill well that's not what got Jeff basos Rich by people just hanging out and chilling and chatting with their Bros okay but he also didn't spend 20 hours moving boxes in a factory that's not I bet he did I bet originally he did no he did not when he was in his garage and he was in the small he's never been poor I you to know that he's never been poor he was a Wall Street traitor at 30 years old his parents gave him a million bucks okay well it's a I I mean I you can say what you want about Jeff Bezos I'm not a super fan of his but he took the chance he did it he had an idea he went after it he went for it he had people supporting him and and uh he made it work I don't think he should be shat upon for doing that he he took the chance he he he made it work I actually uh um I partially I'm a bigger fan of um the man in the arena is what I'm saying it's kind of a meme because there's this guy um blanking on his name he's the podcast guy the podcast the one podcaster in all the land who's the oh who's that podcast guy did man in the arena uh chth chth a podcast guy did not do man in the arena no he didn't he didn't but he he so what he did is he uh he basically pump and dumped a bunch of [ __ ] dog [ __ ] companies he was promising like one of them was uh Virgin Galactic they were going to go to space one of them was like a Healthcare company they were all fake and he pumped and dumped them he's like they're going to change the world and everyone bought it he sold all his stuff and then some guy was mad at him on social media like hey man you [ __ ] scammed me and he's like the man in the Arena's in there taking risks you know people are gonna snipe at me but I'm that's a lot different not related he pulled the same man in the arita quote to to justify his no that's that's obviously a bait and switch or whatever I'm uh you get what you want from Amazon and if you don't like it you send it back I don't I'm not saying he's the consumers like using Amazon that's why it does so well at the end of the day really you think there's a future in Amazon well I'm saying it's like I uh did you know that like some massive portion of American workers have worked at him Amazon because of how much turn turn over yeah it's turnover it's crazy yeah like they there's a thing they're running out of people they they' like a pyramid scheme like there's not enough people left to even work that haven't already tried it and given up like it's like that's I can totally see that because it is a grind it is a it's not fun but you know neither is working in a coal mine but if you go in a coal mine and you make good living you got to [ __ ] bring out the coal you're not down there to [ __ ] smoke a lucky you're there to work God damn it can you imagine if you were on a stream if you just sat there you didn't say one thing you just stood people would not subscribe you have to be you're informative you got to people want something for their money this is how I feel the guy on the right is the uh is the coal miners the coal miners sucking up all the profits and then the guy on the left is Jeff basos barely getting a Dr D he's I feel like there's the greedy [ __ ] coal miners and the greedy [ __ ] warehouse workers are siphoning off the labor what are you talking about here I'm just telling you dude I feel makes no sense I agree with you that's what I'm saying is I agree with you I I you're obviously being ironic here and saying oh it's really Jeff bezos's getting the big Swig of juice of his Co light his cool Co light cool ice cold CS uh ask him wait with uh uh what else what else any questions for my my dear old dad I love answering questions it's fun I do like answering questions what we call a waffle stream that's where we get on waffle and uh we answer questions waffle named one of his dogs stoop waffle it's an odd name but it's a super cute dog we should get pictures um oh that's what I was I keep getting distracted the thing was if someone could find this for me because I actually can't find it maybe I'll I'll check my notes what was that berbery this a berbery berbery beauty ad is that a it's a Adam Driver looking shredded wasn't he thr later yeah he was uh the new one check that out shees uh I'm looking for um it was a Reddit thread on like people's um I don't know like end of life life regrets or whatever what are he said on Brandon's death B he's going to say I wish I would have worked [Laughter] more that was so funny because it was so true it's cutting it's cutting uh oh hey news from today speaking to Jeff Bezos he's back on top baby what world richest man again he beat the Frenchman that's good for us hey this is good for America and good for us he's back on top that's my goat um amazing he's able to do all those lazy warehouse workers siphoning off his time and money uh so if you don't like it just stop shopping go back to Target well don't stop shopping just don't work go back to the mall that's a freaking ghost town uh what I was looking for is man I wish I could find it someone has it it was like the number one thing on red it was like number one on ask red it had 20,000 up votes it was people talking about or things that could like I don't remember you've not completed a sentence yet I know cuz I don't remember it exactly because I wanted to save foram talking about um you want to save for stream I wanted to save it for stream keep going back to this Adam Driver picture though I'm a little happily married happily married uh so many maybe this people in their 40s yeah what something people in their 20s don't realize is going to affect them when they age I don't think that works cuz you're not in your 40s not that my 20s yeah I'm almost in my 60s for those make over $200,000 yeah join the military retire and get a second job what was insult one what insult go back up what insult what's an insult that deeply hurt you won't forget we okay let's see what insult has deeply hurt you that you won't forget let's see um my mom called me a fat son of a [ __ ] when I was like 10 but typing this out I realized she also called herself a [ __ ] that's true that's well played sir oh that I thought that was your chat asking us that's just a Reddit this is just a Reddit thing um my grandmother told me I was useless and no one likes me I wasn't too choked up when she passed it's a really mean thing for her grandma to say that is pretty bad do you have a good relationship with your you know what what's that do you have a good relationship with your grandparents um well my dad's parents no because they both died when I was pretty young and my mom's parents probably when I was really young it was okay but then you find stuff out about them oh yeah is not good so uh Ying family history we go back and so I I fell out of like with them and so uh yeah I would say no that's stuff I like my I like my grandparents they're all do they're all Class A all of them can you name them the ones I hang out with all right the ones I hang out with uh teacher called me dumb when I asked about a concept third time that's teacher calling a kid dumb is really funny oh so my the guy I work with at work I was asking him about this this the this um termination program he's I'm going to explain this to you and he explains it to me and I asked another question he's like all right I'm going to explain it again to you and he's and so it happens like 30 times or not like three times he's like look man I can tell that I'm going to explain this to you about 40 times he like no [ __ ] called me out I'm going to to explain this to you about 40 times and so like every day I come into work I'll ask another question about the subject like this is number 18 oh no like totally he go it's okay it's okay this very complicated subject and and I know you've never done it before uh number 19 and then like keep going that would piss me off no it's he does it with humor yeah but I was like in my defense I think it's a it's like an additional question to the same subject yeah it's new new yeah okay what's the next step of he wants to get the number up yeah we're always busting on each other though anyway uh oh but what I want to say is one time when I was in the Air Force I was a brand new second lieutenant and we were working in the command post which is set up kind of like this and there was a young Airman with me kind like a command post and uh and she did something wrong like I was I was doing something hey can you do this and she [ __ ] it up and I go ah you were completely worthless and I said I said it I said like like that like under my voice but she obviously heard it and I really hurt her feelings I felt I felt so bad and I and you can't apologize enough yeah you can't you know it's like that was that was I mean I was frustrated I'm sorry you're you are you're valuable team M you can't say enough you're you're an [ __ ] yeah and uh that was terrible God was the worst [ __ ] feeling I've ever had and I can't imagine how she felt you know yeah that's terrible that was terrible so I mean nobody's perfect uh I wonder if chatter feels like that when they say something about my hairline or whatever I wonder if they ever feel like oh theyy fingers hot duck fingers I really I went too far on that one God I feel regret deep deep regret for saying that have any regrets like that you ever say something to somebody like your dad or something oh I know one that you should say what I was going to say remember I remember one time this is like coming to mind but I remember I was in my room and I think I don't I don't remember exactly I think Mom had dumped all my stuff out because I had done something or I don't know but I was in the room and I saw it all spayed out and I said some mean thing about Mom and I didn't think anyone was around and she was right outside the door walking down and she came out right as I said it and I knew she heard me and I felt really bad yeah you left cuz it was way too mean and you know I was uh and I felt really bad I did you apologize to her of course I apologized to her did you but it just didn't you know was didn't didn't land when you guys used to fight when you and Mom used to fight like when you were in seventh grade it not you know back when I listen to Eminem thank God you an Eminem I have my blonde hair oh yeah you I remember you you guys are having an argument or something you're like you're the worst mom ever and I was and like that really hit her like like you you couldn't have said anything worse to her than calling her the worst mom ever and I and she logically knows you didn't mean it and also that it's not true it's not true she's like like one of the best SS of all time she's amazing everybody knows that but you would say that to her and she would internalize it and like ah he thinks I'm the worst mom ever like and I'm like are you dumb or what my husband I call her the worst mom her husband calls her dumb only doing that cuz that's like the one trigger point you have back to a corner you could have you could have called out every bad word in the book and she have brushed it off but you call her the worst mother ever and man that was like a dagger we didn't but I'm not saying you guys fought exactly the amount we fought I think we ex I said it was not very much but when you did it you hit that we did it one seventh grade or whatever you hit her with that you know what do they call that the Rope a do that's terrible what a bad son um we can't trust you because you're adopted that's a terrible thing to say to kid o that is uh when I was a kid Sarah's adopted though we can't really trust her so it's not too far off the truth I reached the point where my mom wasn't quick enough to hit me anymore I was faster I suppose she didn't believe something I was telling her and I don't remember what it was she called me a liar and spit right in my face and said Liars are the scum of the earth Jesus W that's that's deep that's tough I read stuff like this in my family life wasn't too bad it doesn't seem too bad uh when I was about 14 having a fight with my dad he told me they should have never had me 20 years later I've forgiven it but never forgot yikes that is a tough thing about some things you say it's like one of my friends in high school um he had he had some problems you know sure in high school and uh his dad told him you're the reason your mother and I are getting divorced Jesus I was like oh my God Jes can you believe that that's like the worst [ __ ] that's like the worst thing you could say that's terrible that's terrible uh you can't take what you GNA do it wasn't this there something it was a similar it was like one of these oh but it was more interesting stuff it was like um God damn I wish I could find it I'm a little bit bummed I thought it would have been a good trying to I was trying to think what's the worst insult I've ever been given you ever been fired from a job did you do before military yeah I got fired it a and you know High School what did you get fir for uh a pizza place I used to work at and uh I called in sick like too late in the day or whatever and uh yeah he said you're fired but it I mean I remember like being really upset like I can't believe I got fired and then and then my mom who was like your mom yeah she like goes in there starts bitching the guy I'm like hey this is not helping it's not helping let's just walk away with our little shred of dignity but it was like a it was kind of like a um the the pizza place was kind of floundering it wasn't doing well right there he was already like I can get rid of this I got to cut cost y um man I wish I could find this this question you didn't have a lot of job I remember when you used to work for tokens or something like that when you oh you right stuff and then like you're like hey I got all these tokens I'm like what is that saying tokens like I was for crypto no I used to I used to do Esports jobs and they' pay you in like mouse pads and [ __ ] they'd pay you in [ __ ] I mean they'd pay you in anything they could other than cash anything that you could not spend team Li was paying me in like exposure dude they were like we'll get you we'll fly you out to events and then I'm like all well I can't afford you food when I'm there well you [Laughter] know there yeah dignitas mouse pad I mean IGN would pay me oh maybe this is the one let's okay what about this people over 40 what's one thing you regret the most in your younger years I had kids to [Laughter] Young no it was good good idea um I would tell you and I think this not uncommon and like I you know we always pressuring you and AR to have a grandkid we we want one but we're definitely not super really pressuring you but I remember and I actually this is some difficult information I'm a little tangent here okay I think I put too much pressure on you and Zach I think I did yeah I don't think I put as much pressure on you as you guys think I did it's interesting cuz I if I actually had to remember it I would say Mom me like academically I would say mom put more pressure on us well because on that same stream the one with the Oreo cookies you you were talking about something and you said you said well Mom Mom would support me oh it about basketball he I'm into basketball and I feel a little bad because my dad he was into sports but I never was into sports but and my mom she just supports us no matter what so you know it's it my dad that was disappointed I don't I don't ever care that you played sports or didn't play sports no no no no no the only thing you didn't support I think was when I didn't have a job after college or I didn't have a real I worst father ever no I don't think you're the worst father I just think like I was trying to explain that I had a plan I had a vision well and I and you didn't really seem to but once you explained it to me did I not get on board I think Mom was always on board and she kind of held your hand I never felt when I was explaining to you you would do the same thing with you're nodding along not listening you were not listening you you were thinking this is [ __ ] this esport [ __ ] is not real there's nothing in gaming I me I could just tell I could tell from the way let me tell you let me tell you how I truly felt and I can and I can remember this was this was in that front office at our house in Colorado Springs okay and I said hey Brandon and I remember saying hey you graduated college you you moved back home we're totally fine with that and I don't care that you play games I know that you're trying to build something up there but you should get a job you should you know do something you get Costco go to the bank I don't care just do something to get into the the work environment mhm and and you and you were like mad but in but you are really passionate and you go Dad I know you don't understand this I I know that this is beyond your comprehension this is something not comprehension but I didn't sound like young Sheldon I want you guys to know you were you were like I know this is something that you're just not part of your Lexicon but but this everything I'm doing here all this gaming I'm doing is actually leading to something and this is what I want to do and I'm and you and you talked for like 15 20 minutes about your game plan and I at the end of your speech I still didn't understand your game plan but I knew that you were passionate about it and I was completely f with with I I was I was I was over you guys were supportive in general I'm I'm I I supportive in general before this and this was a this was like the red flag of all red flags when we were living in Germany and you flew over say hey I met this guy online and he said I could rack up with him at this freaking uh booon whatever in uh man so glad you guys let me go to that I mean there so I can imagine if hey my son's been kidnapped we haven't heard from him in three weeks well what happened give me the backstory well he came over from the United States and he met this guy in line they would have arrested me for he's talking about met this guy this is this is Team Liquid early days Team Liquid and they were going to have me come out to dream hack to do coverage and interviews we got the let me see wait check it out watch this I'm gonna there's no shot it's gonna appear uh I remember that little recorder thing going on man oh for yes yes yes yes okay check this out look look how young you are hi this is atro from.net I'm here at dream hack in Sweden I'm here with uh liquid TLO and liquid hu hi anyway uh you know I was trying to convince my parents to let me uh there's a train right there a train up to oh you flew oh I flew but but team liqu could invit you to go do the interviews they weren't going to put you up they weren't paying no I was going to stay in a hosle with this random Swedish guy Rando complete Rando it was by the way the smallest bunk bed like half like slanted half bunk like a like a like when you cut a sandwich diagonally it was like a half a half bunk bed and we had to split it with like I'm talking about three people I think it was it was miserable it was so uncomfortable and and we had to sleep on that and I had no money for it and they weren't going to let me go and I begged I begged so hard uh and they let me go and I appreciate it because I this interview and the article that I wrote is what helped me um get into this other team liquid project would let me get noticed by the twitch guy and like led to a job so it was a big deal um so that what I'm saying is we completely supported thrilling thrilling and it went against every better piece of judg Jud I had I was like a you're to letting your go off but again it's in a it was in an arena you know an environment that we're not familiar with and we trusted you and off you went worked out well uh damn your dad lowkey made you everyone's dad's lowkey made them by the way just biologically I want you to know that's uh yeah I I should just gone with you and just hung out in the shadows and said okay that would have been way worse that would have been terrible if that happened uh some of these things you just give your thoughts all right one response not investing and not appreciating people who love you is one thing people regret when they're over 40 not investing in relationships not appreciating people who love them yeah that's true you take people for granted 100% not enjoying it more I didn't realize how fast my younger years would pass uh I don't have that regret I I I feel like you enjoyed it I had a great time I had a great time with the Air Force I'm having a great time now you know what's funny is is we tell you this too just a pressure you to have kids is uh is is we had you and Zach well not so much Zach but you definitely earlier than we had planned and now we're living the life man we're we got two adult children that are self-sufficient and and Mom and I are free to do whatever we want I know you guys are taking these big cruises all the time yeah and we and we were enjoying it but at the time we're like oh [ __ ] our life's over we got we don't have any money we don't have a you know I don't have a really good job yet I'm still in college we got this kid on the way and oh my oh and then you were premature you did have me young huh how well relatively speaking we weren't that young like I was 24 I think I mean I guess that for the time is nothing that's young now it feels young yeah it feels young now 24 I me I I had kids you know friends in high school that had kids I'm like that's we felt we weren't ready we we we probably weren't ready that's for sure but you're I'll be honest if you're never ready for a kid cuz it it is literally it is lifechanging to have a a thing that's completely dependent on you vision for minute one so negative you were premature we couldn't even take I was ready to go I was ready to get out in the world get the job done special I to sit around oh I was I was just thinking about that too you don't remember this because you're a baby but they had to take your they had to take an x-ray of you do you remember the story do you remember this you remember do you remember the story fetus you remember do you remember us telling the story about this no I don't remember this your mom would even do it she would always make me go do it cuz they put you in a jar the story that she always tells yeah this is the true this is the powerful one was that I was born premature and they didn't know if I was going to live or die yeah they didn't and then they asked if they wanted a priest in the room and she said [ __ ] no she didn't use the f word but she said I mer the name of God she didn't like spit and her head spit around she said there's started vomiting in all directions and then I was bored no this was after you born you were touch and go there and they said we have a priest here to give last rights and she said she might have used the who knows she kicked when she tells it she's like very uh but she I mean she Pally said there's no way you're coming get get away from me no priest didn't want anybody slowing down or giving up hope and she certainly didn't none of us didn't U it was it was rough how's your dad been the COO of a base yeah you were right not a base a base well 606 a squadron and a uh group and the group was in Panama so it wasn't really a base it was it was an area but not not not like a wing Commander base commander nothing like that um what about um speaking too quick not listening and thinking more that doesn't seem that's like from your teenage years all the way up to modern day like today you know because people are so prepared to make their response they're not listening to the the other person's um comment or argument whatever like I'm going to I'm going to fire back with my knowledge and you don't hear the other person's that's true that is true what about caring too much about what other people think of you 100% and what people think of my kids or what people think of my wife and like you know I got I have this whole thing I have this whole image I got packages I got to put together nobody gives a [ __ ] I do think most people don't give a [ __ ] and they too worried about their own things and they they're not paying attention to other people and if they do [ __ ] them who cares my mom always says don't think about what you're going to say while the other person is talking but then how you gonna have your no no but listen youna fire back you know listen to their argument listen to their argument and my my friend Dan the guy is always busting my balls he'll when someone said yo yo yo yo yo we back are we back you guys hear us [ __ ] star Forge man I'm going to use that that merch money and I'm buying a new pc I I appreciate what they did for me I really do but I'm over it I'm over it's like the [ __ ] 20th time is you know this is my job I can't a little pride I I can't I can't let this keep happening it's too too frustrating uh dude these adult these [ __ ] these Boomers with their phones they're always on their phones was that what he saying about me I was saying good night to my wife he's piece of [ __ ] live a little you know look up enjoy the world you're always you know people say don't appreciate relationships and I I'm appreciating a relationship digit and I get called out well I'm trying to live in the moment you know real life all right human interaction um what other one we had a good comment going I know I know I I'm I'm myed about it dude I'm mythed what are you 80 [Laughter] myth I like your lights but lawyer up that's pretty good uh What is this uh couple other oh we lost our camera again all right what you talking about you talking about your balls being busted what happened what were we talking about about Dan something about Dan Dan I don't remember he's a great I me it's like it's also like someone said uh hey I could talk bad about my kids or I could talk bad about someone but nobody else can and so I'm always busting on Dan he busts on me too but nobody else can like oh Dan Dan's too hard Dan too them like don't talk about D like that because D's my buddy I'm I'm super loyal to that guy uh what else uh not setting firm boundaries with people you ever done that givers at no you're not really a I think you're pretty good about that I remember when you uh you got that hardwood floor for us that was badass that was the coolest thing you ever did I'm I'm uh that might be the coolest thing disappointed that's the highlight of my dad career did that was so badass after risky I breaking you out of prison in Atlanta you didn't break me out of prison I think that was that was a greater feat than the the hardwood floor no it was nice of you to show up and it was nice of you to not screaming at me but I think getting that hardwood floors was that was incredible cuz we were so confident we weren't going to get them I was too actually I was like oh you guys were so screwed cuz they're just I mean they're just like hey well get to you when get to you I'm like they're never going to get to you yeah once you sign a lease they got you you're H they did they had us dead to rights we have stupid signature on a stupid lease and then you calmly but forcefully told him we want our damn hardwood floors you were already getting one over on minute because you had already there as a free tenant oh yeah I CAU those like checks and balances you know about not saving money not saving money is a big one the younger you are simple things like a dollar a day 10 or 20 and account you don't withdraw from people just I mean I don't want to go all you the time value of money here there's nothing stronger than compound interest I understand why people don't just simply um because I'll will tell you you live to the lifestyle you become I mean you make x amount of dollars you live to that lifestyle if you take x minus whatever you will live to that lifestyle yeah you just need to be comfortable in that lifestyle you so you have to pay a financial advisor told me early on you need to pay yourself first which means put money aside and everybody you know I'm barely making it now yeah you will barely make it with $20 less a week and you'll just and as you get raises and get more money you just put a little more you don't don't take the whole raise put some of that raise or some of that found cash uh someplace else I do it now and I'm you know I'm I'm not as well off as you are but you just got to you got to prepare for the long game or you're going to be [ __ ] the problem is if you don't get a Gucci belt people are going to think you're poor let them think whatever they want that you know that talk about what people think that I mean you can play that high school game in high school but after high school you need to not worry about so much what other people think about you because they're not paying your bills they're not living your life they're not taking care of your kids or they don't live your life so who cares what they think true I mean don't be an [ __ ] but don't be so worful of what other people think the thing is back in your day they didn't have uh Clara you you heard of that what is it Clara or afterpay you ever heard of that no I don't know what that is the thing called buy now pay later it's a new app and you can buy it and it'll put it on a uh it'll split it into four payments over a long period That's Not A New Concept I know what are you talking about it's so funny they just rebranded debt and credit cards and they call it buy now pay later it's this whole and uh and there people are using these these Zoomers these genz kids are using B to buy everything that's terrible and if you don't make a payment they slap you with all these fees that's terrible um I told Tracy we take Cruisers pretty regularly I won't I would not enjoy that cruise I would not enjoy it if it wasn't paid for before I went on it oh yeah doing anything on debt so yeah it justs ruin joy out of it there's no joy there would be no joy your brain is just unless i' be overstressed like oh I still owe you know $1,000 or whatever but and it's so freeing to go hey this is already paid for these drinks literally are free although I not free you always said no your mom always says that yeah you're talking about it's free it's free it's not free it's it's prepaid you can have as many as you want um yeah yeah debt I can't stand it gonna Clara my sports bets I will say one that's a good that's a good deal I can't I can I can respect that you can respect that because if your sports bet loses yeah you CL another bet double it down double up the catchup now he's getting it there's no that is a tried and true way to wealth d That's How Warren Buffet did that's how he got to the top as he kep I I don't I don't know that he was read in on it but my friend Dave and I we double up the ketchup we' have never I will say of the gamblers I've ever met you are the most responsible Gambler I've ever met in my life and you might be one of the most irr that's what I'm saying I don't know why I don't I don't have your level of restraint cuz you gamble on like every sports game but you do it for five bucks you never up the stakes and you don't you just get joy out of it anyway but I I don't know it's all about well for me because I I gamble a lot with Dave yeah and uh it's more about you know I kicked your ass I took you know a million dollars you just like the I just like the the the betting the bet it the amount of money I'm not going to I I don't bet so much it's going to change my lifestyle yeah if I win or if I lose I bet because it's fun to bet you're a social you're like a social smoker but for gambling social Gambler yeah okay I don't that's his thing but yeah I good with that it's more about just the fun of gambling so when I when I gamble it's as much fun for me to bet you know1 $20 on a hand of blackjack as it is to bet $100 but I could bet 10 and $20 all night long if I bet $100 if I lose five six hands I'm done yeah you know I'm out or I've seen you 500 out of the ATM put on yeah you you've done that and I and Zach has done it and it drives me insane he'll put $700 on the field which he knows to be a shitty bet there's some thrill of it there's some thrill of it the thrill of say look it's a Unreal moment you just [ __ ] lose it yeah but that 700 bucks is not going to change your life no it's more of like the The Thrill The Hunt but yeah now I'm want to lose 500 bucks in the goddamn Maverick so wish I yeah but you can't just $ thousand dollar on hockey finals are still going on uh I wanted to uh someone had a question for you what was your dad's biggest struggle with having kids in the military it's my biggest deterrent in commissioning right now the biggest deterrent biggest struggle with having kids in the military um lot if he's going to be commissioned yeah um he's going to move a lot probably and and it's great for you as an officer or anybody in the military to move to a new location and you got new adventures and you're meeting new people and it's a lot of fun but you've just ripped your kids out of their school again and you've uh your wife's doing it and so it's I turned out all right turned yeah you turned out all right and I think you're better off for it because you get to see so many different parts of the country different parts of the world I I think it's made you a lot more well-rounded but in the in the moment hey we're going to leave this school and go to another school and I know you just did that two years ago but we're going to do it again oh yeah that sounds great it's not the reaction I ever got you know looking back on you like oh that was cool I got to live in Germany I got to live in Virginia never have a good reaction it was never a surprise but it always felt like a surprise uh and so that that's that's hard on the family and but and we celebrate the family in the military I feel like kids these days wouldn't even bother them you got the internet you got online games well you did use that a lot too you said that I know but back then it was like it was tougher it's harder you I don't think I have Facebook that's how [ __ ] that's crazy I didn't have Facebook uh I'm coming in blurry how come you look so sharp and handsome it's uh it's range bound you you to Mo never mind it's not to work they won't see the bags under my eyes it's all uh does anyone have any more questions for my dad otherwise I think we're going to call it he's got to get to the he's got to get to the airport tomorrow so he's gonna go and get some sleep he does have work uh can you you ever dunked basketball on a regulation rim on a regulation room yeah me neither they ask me every day ever since I started playing basketball I thought about it thought about learning nah can't do it not tall enough no but I will tell you this you know it is is like going back to the last question it is it is a is a challenge you know you got to prepare your kids for it and that military does a pretty good job of trying to move you during the summer months so that it's a a good break in school doesn't always happen but they try and at the end I think it does a great it's a great service to children it's just in the moment it's tough oh wait there was a good question uh best Father's Day gift you've ever given or gotten people are going to use this as advice because they got buy something their D for Father's Day what should all of our Chatters get for their fathers for Father's Day you as a father ,000 yeah wait which account did you deposited in it doesn't matter what account did you deposit that check in when you walk F off with it's going in yours who knows where's that I need to check where that went uh the uh so the honest question is is is you being I don't think we ever got you anything actually good for Father's Day the gift the gift is just is presents presents okay all right Shakespeare we no it's like being able to see you today uh for you know for any time that's what that's the gift just being around what's my what's my biggest complaint about my dad he's never there he's never around right he he's he's disengaged so um and I guess that might be on he's watching right now so watch out sure he is but uh it's just being there that's that's the people you love you want to have them around you I remember when we had that big fight we weren't talking for a while and you gave me that whole speech about hey I didn't talk to my dad we had a big fight I don't want that to happen to us I didn't and I don't it was good and it hasn't so good it was good won me over I don't even know what you're were fighting about that's crazy uh all right ladies and gentlemen uh that's it call your call your dads or go go hang out with them if you're near them go go get a meal go spend some time exactly and they they' be happy to buy you dinner or lunch I think they'll enjoy it and if you have a rough relationship with your dad maybe consider trying to patch it up could be worth it depends though we don't we don't really know we don't know what we're talking about we don't know your dad could be Drake We're going to R back thank you guys for watching this Father Day special I'll be back tomorrow uh I was going to do marketing mondy today I did push it till tomorrow but that's good because drum roll please uh the Elon Musk vote is tomorrow we'll know tomorrow whether or not he convinced enough siop Fant to vote Yes and give him $54 billion so we're going to find out uh because that's what my slides were about and now I have the answer so we'll see tune in tomorrow should be good thanks for watching I'm going to go wish goodbye to my dad and uh and see you tomorrow for Thursday goodbye

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has a new theory about the moon what wait what is I just got done sending a bunch of connections on LinkedIn hoping for a response I hope you're not hoping for a response from me I hope you get your responses but I hope you're not expecting a response from me I will not be connecting with you on LinkedIn that Shaq thinks there's more than one Moon wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the problem is for any other person I would say you're joking but with Shaq you don't know Shaq's got a theory on the moon wait this is real time are we gonna talk about multi-moon Theory or or are we just gonna let them silence us hmm are we just gonna let them silent I was gonna move on literally [ __ ] you drop some [ __ ] bombshell on us there's multiple moons we've been lied to our whole lives and we're just gonna we're just gonna moon on moon on um I personally believe the moon teleports because it's never in the same place that's an interesting Theory backed up with logic and evidence therefore it must be true because you wouldn't post about it on the internet if it wasn't fact um flat earthers have a new conspiracy yeah the World is Flat but the Moon is Round And there's multiple of them that's kind of hype well the thing is it's funny because the Moon is obviously round like you can just see it so like you think if you're a flat earther you'd be like huh that's weird the moon's definitely a sphere because I can see it but the world's gotta be flat because I can't see that and like that no it's a flat disc okay okay so what you're saying is the moon is like a vertical flat circle and the Earth is a horizontal flat circle that we're walking on wait a minute that actually checks out I've never seen The Other Side of the Moon maybe that's what they were talking about when they made Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon they were trying to reveal to us there is no interesting and you all believe this every single one of you legitimately 100 believes that the Moon is flat and the Earth is flat and wow so this is okay so I feel like I'm the Iron Man out so I really what I should be doing is listening to you and adapting okay um a flat earther at my school said the moon wasn't real the government just put it there dude I love I love conspiracies that rely on like massive government projects because like those are the most insane to me of all it's just like the government can't build a [ __ ] Bridge lately um uh Trump couldn't fart in the white house without getting leaked I get what you're saying but I actually don't remember any high profile leaks about Trump farting to be clear I think I think it's a little it's like one step above that before they yeah I'd say most things get leaked for sure I don't think there was a guy going calling voice changer to the New York Times this goes all the way to the top the eagle has tooted no I don't I don't think so I think that's unlikely I actually don't remember that speaking of Donald Trump uh I this is what I want to catch up on today what is going on with Trump nfts I've been busy today I've been busy we got the German thing uh I have been knocking this out and I am trying to catch up does Donald Trump have a new set of nfts the answer yes he does holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] look at that dude sheesh I have bought so many Trump cards oh Quantum Trump cards would be way better what do they call them Trump cards is cool because trump card is already a wait a minute uh uh they're 99 dollars where's my what's who's got links dude I need to I need to learn as much as I can about this quickly this is the most important news in the world right now um Connor Connor's pants I didn't make a crypto wallet when prompted and now my trump nft is owned by no one I am currently on hold with the Trump Trading Card support Hall you trying to buy one congratulations you are now processing your order you're collecting history you've purchased one Trump digital trading card how do I make an nft my profile pic [Laughter] oh here's the original announcement I did see this okay um this is Trump on Truth social major announcement my official Donald Trump digital trading card collection is here wait uh hold up hold up hold up how do you can you just truth social have uh desktop like how do I like if I want to see Donald Trump's post on Truth social can you can you actually go there like if I here's the thing I just Googled Trump truth social and I don't I don't get anything I don't get like his um oh there's the announcement video it's actually not on Destiny actually I think it's I think it literally isn't on desktop um Trump doesn't use PCS based dude stay off the grid Donald Trump just dropped an empty collection yes it's real all right well good we got it from crypto t 4 the crypto news education entertainment I'm Alexa a 20 year old nft founder in bitcoiner if I can't get my news from crypto T then where can I get it from you know what I'm saying this is the new New York Times let's see what we got all right hello everyone this is Donald Trump hopefully your favorite President of all time better than Lincoln better than Washington with an important announcement laughs well I'll be honest with you guys so I didn't I didn't vote for Donald Trump and uh not particularly a big fan of his policies but I got I gotta give him credit man the man can [ __ ] post like nobody else like nobody else in the world like nobody else in the world dude he's the most entertaining president on Twitter that I've ever seen uh opening your speech by saying unprompted that you're better than Washington better than Lincoln it's funny it's funny it's funny uh I gotta give him that I give him that it's funny better than Washington with an important announcement to make I'm doing my first official Donald J Trump nft collection right here and right now this is real Trump digital trading cards these cards features this is real really this is not a deep fake this is real it looks like a deep fake but there's a there's literally multiple official articles about it wait wait wait wait wait wait I I gotta be sure I'm not getting [ __ ] Hoodwinked here Washington Post has an article saying it's real New York Times their Uncle saying it's real you would say today has vertical saying it's real wait it's real this is legitimately real and it's not a deep fake what the [ __ ] called Trend ft collection right here and right now they're called Trump digital trading cards these cards feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career it's been very exciting you can collect your Trump digital cards just like a baseball card well what does this particular life in your career wait what what in your life in your career did you go to space bro what's what is what is going on yeah it looks like Joe Biden by the way that's Joe Biden glasses do it on the ocean and have a bigger Statue of Liberty torch [Music] [Laughter] holy [ __ ] here's one of the best parts each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me I don't know if that's an amazing prize but it's what we have we'll golf with you and a group of your friends it's weird to be false humble about you know dinner with you not being amazing but then a few seconds earlier say you're better than Washington and Lincoln that just we you know if you're gonna be if you're going gonna throw in a little humility do it when the with the comparison to two of America's greatest presidents uh one of my beautiful golf courses and they are beautiful I'm also doing Zoom calls a one-on-one meeting autographing memorabilia and so much more we're doing a lot my official Trump digital trading cards are 99 which doesn't sound like very much for what you're getting why see that's where I disagree that's you know you know what end of the day who wouldn't want to own this piece of history with Donald Trump surrounded by Falling gold bars with his name on him that is a man of the people for sure I mean literally that that's a steal um but I I just wow it's 99 for a Trump nft buy one and you will join a very exclusive Community it's my community and I think it's something you're going to like and you're going to like it a lot they also make perfect gifts so you can buy them with your credit card or look up the live reaction on Fox Do you have a do you have a link I don't know I would love to see the live reaction bro crypto all you need is an email address go to collecttrumpcards.com and buy your Trump digital trading cards right now before they are all gone and they will be gone this is my first official Trump trading card nft collection and you get a chance to meet me go to collect.comcards.com right now and remember so crazy [Laughter] you can't do this you cannot do this oh okay uh remember Christmas is coming and this makes a great Christmas gift you're right no purchase necessary avoid where can you get it when you're right you're right wow why did it take so long good question um if you buy 45 nfts I can't do this anymore he's one of the greatest Presidents in history but I got to tell you whoever what business partner and anybody in the comps team in anybody marlago and I love the folks down there but where War they ought to be fired today you came out with something that's so important which I still don't think gets to the heart of it and hey you don't have three harder cores than Cortez Bannon and sub Gore someone there and we're getting blown up all day on the sub walk me through it walk me through your assessment of this sir um never should have happened I I mean look it's fun it's hyperbolic but whoever wrote that that pitch should be fired and should never be involved you know what's funny is this makes me want to buy one oh we get Spectrum we got Spectrum um hello hello Spectrum Spectrum Spectrum we're back we're back we're back goddamn Spectrum Spectrum bad is what I think that's just me maybe I'm bold maybe I'm sort of a hero almost like a trump nft owner but uh I think Spectrum bad so I'll say it I'll be I'll be the one to stand up to the to the [ __ ] monarchy involved in any bit uh yeah I mean it's it's so funny that uh laughs yeah a spectrum's just been [ __ ] a lot of people dude especially your only option yeah it is it is all right here's the website let's see holy [ __ ] official Trump website this is the this is the intro this is what we saw doing my these cards this is full on real this is crazy crazy smart dude crazy business savvy yes dude and think of all the [ __ ] money we can make by buying one all right let me see apparently my understanding is I saw this on Twitter my understanding is not only do you not receive any physical card it is only an nft but you don't get to pick the one you want either it's a loot box so all of the cards are Donald Trump in different poses you spend 99 dollars you get a random card and it's gotcha Trump money well spent if you ask me hey Amen brother uh let's see if I can buy a trumpet because you never know you know what I'm saying everything could Moon as well that's what I always say on this stream I'm always talking about how you should always buy every [ __ ] coin and [ __ ] NFD project because any one of them could Moon you could only lose 100 of your money but you can always make 10 million percent that's the reason you should always buy lottery tickets you know what I'm saying the math is in your favor uh please don't he already made three million off this oh man that's is that true tell me they haven't sold three million dollars of nfts tell me that is not true Trump nft sales uh uh Trump's new nft collection is already losing value in the secondary Market uh dude I forgot okay this was the announcement foreign America needs a superhero I will be making a major announcement tomorrow thank you major announcement my official Donald Trump digital trading card collection this is his first major announcement is announcing he's running for president holy moly uh uh LOL it's bad I love Trump but law this is bad that being said I'll probably buy once yeah he's got a system I gotta give him credit for the system bro I really do uh uh I gotta give him credit for this system because Ronnie faced you know what at the end of the day for 99 it'd be foolish not to buy one it'd be a foolish not to buy one I mean this the when my kid is sending his kid demand to [ __ ] private school on a yacht in a mansion off of the [ __ ] Trump nft that I saved for him we're gonna be thinking differently about what we did here today um uh enter the Trump sweepstakes via no purchase necessary let me tell you um a little secret about no purchase necessary so if you guys don't know if you ever run a sweepstakes or like on marketing you have to legally allow someone to enter without spending money by sending in a letter or whatever it's legally required however based on my experience at twitch you know uh you never ever ever ever ever pick the people that entered for free for some reason they never seem to win for whatever whatever reason they never seem to win I don't know why but they never seem to win uh uh if you buy 45 tickets you're guarantee to take it another dog so I I don't quite know how to tell you that I don't want to spend talking forty five hundred dollars I have a ticket to dinner with Donald Trump I don't I don't know how to put that in um you know it no it's more like it's like in community When Donald Glover didn't want to meet um the Reading Rainbow Guy you know what I'm saying you never meet your Heroes because then they'll never disappoint me LeVar Burton yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly um you can't disappoint an nft exactly you're like all I want is a picture dude you can't disappoint a digital link to a JPEG that I spent 99 on uh uh that that's what I want okay is operating helping out with the German special you betcha you betcha um Trump nft from the boys show runner what's this um yeah didn't they actually make a homelander one oh wait Vaught International see they were quick we got quick there huge announcement official homelander did look like my cards have arrived celebrate our greatest Hero's life and crime fighting career by owning an authentic and non-fungible jpeg of him buy now for 77 77 well you still can sheesh it will be better if I could only buy this nft of trump with Trump coin because then that could also Moon you know what I'm saying I don't just want the nft to appreciate in value I want the coin that I bought it with to go up in value at the end of the day I'm tired of using unpatriotic crypto like ethereum when I could be using patriotic crypto like trumpcoin um so is that is that it to this I mean he dropped is there a reason I guess bunny the reason's money uh I'm just I'm just shot 45 000 nfts so if he sells them all that's 4.5 million something like that um I guess that's if he does sell them all that's crazy uh Trump and SBF should do a crypto collab yes dude can I use my okay here's the deal let's say I'm an investor in FTX and I put all my money in and I got nothing out and I'm mad and all they have to give me is worthless ftt token what if Trump Partners up and I can turn my ftt token into Trump nfts then no matter how many billions I lost I'll feel like I've been made whole okay and that's the government solving the problem so he looks presidential kind of a win yeah Trump doesn't get money though in that situation uh wait I want to see the full I want to see all the cards I want to pick my favorite this is actually really important I need to pick my favorite Trump nft I need to do it right now uh okay here they are Trump nft Tier list okay okay wait so the ones I saw were the rare ones the ones in the okay the ones that made the video were the rare ones because this one of him just this one with the heart stays strong fellow blue collar workers uh I want this one oh I want this one bad it's under 99 dollars I can already make a profit bro Trump in the glasses palming a 45 basketball [ __ ] I don't have any eth is the problem but it feels okay so a lot of these have fallen below 99. the day it launched that's interesting but I'm sure let's go let's go hide a low which one's what's the most valuable okay it's listed for I believe what is this so that's million that's billion it's a trillion what's after quadrillion this is 12 quadrillion dollars what okay so let's make a bid damn this is mooned dude can you imagine picking this up this morning and then selling it flipping it for a quick 12 quadrillion profit that night that's easy money and they say nfts are a bad idea I mean look at this is this is huge what about I mean this is and what's cool is once you sell this you can literally God Spectrum bro what why does he keep taking me down can we not today Spectrum can we not anyway what I was saying was you could sell this for 12 quadrillion dollars right and you could buy every single good or service on planet Earth for all of time and that would be kind of cool but I think your life would feel kind of empty without this Trump nft you know what I'm just saying I feel like you you yes you'd have uh infinite Bugattis you'd have uh four million you'd have every yacht in existence but you wouldn't have this someone out there would have this and so you'd kind of be kind of be walking around alone um wow so that's okay that's high let's see what's a more reasonable price if I'm trying to get in so this one of trump holding a foam finger that says Trump with a weird photo filtered face um looks like he's got the beauty filter on and a 45 uh dad Cap all right this is pretty good this is a this is a more reasonable again we're looking at million billion 88 trillion this is a more reasonable 88 trillion and I think that that's we can pull our money and get to um this one hard hat this one bro Trump power pose in front of the White House But like after you've taken acid where are your cowboy hat this is hype and this is like totally reasonable 22 million this is this is real this is practically a steal they are practically giving this away it's the Capitol building I'm so faded in this example that I don't even know the difference you know what I'm saying in this in the hypothetical situation of this that I wouldn't even be able to tell the difference um his fists are bigger than his head yeah that's what I want the president strong hands laughs okay dude I hate that I live in [ __ ] Los Angeles why am I in [ __ ] Hollywood when I could live in Trump World uh wait elon's live in a Twitter space right now let's see what's Elon saying I need Elon to weigh in on Trump nfts uh #elon musk is a giant turd trending that's unrelated though it's all right let's join the space on accounts of Elon jet as as harmful using you know we have to admit acknowledge using the same exact link blocking technique that you have criticized as part of the hunter Biden New York Post story in 2020 so what is different here and now it's no more acceptable for me okay what's he saying for you than it is for me same thing so anyway uh so it's unacceptable what you're doing no what if you your dogs you get suspended and the story that's it Elon I have to ask I mean I think what everyone's one reason it's highly unusual for journalists at the Washington Post and the New York Times to be how their Twitter account suspended and it just so happens that it's you know the the boss in charge you know uh so you know what's the deal there I think I think I think Elon has uh has left I mean guess what the difference is I was gonna order a cyber truck I just want to say sorry I don't want to brow beat him oh this this is reporting right there reporting where people go you know most of what Elon Jett shared was him going to the factory in California or the factory in Texas if you're an investor or you know when we did our story on e-launch jet we thought a lot I don't need to hear the whole thing uh that's crazy that's crazy she asked a very reasonable question and he dipped hahaha that's how [ __ ] funny actually wait uh wait hold on hold on it's uh Elon hello uh yes okay yeah I know those reporters were [ __ ] awful sir all right man I can't actually keep two things in my head I'm trying to do a joke and call you I'll talk to you after all right I was trying to only say things that responded to both of us and then I couldn't do it um here's the Newsmax live reaction to the Trump nft anyway if you guys want to know what happened with Elon my understanding is that uh uh he's like going around uh getting rid of uh journalists all over Twitter uh anyone who's talking about the story where he banned the guy the kid who was sharing his location the Elon jet thing where he was flying um am I getting spectrumed again okay good um so that's the thing well the weird thing though was like when he um oh wait wait wait is that a marketing Monday it's not a marketing Monday wait I'm trying to this one's on um so he said any any account doxing real-time location info if anyone was like no doxing right but then immediately after he says anyone recognize this person or car and shows the guy's face and name and license plate and it's like this guy may have been a creep but the whole point is that you can't like it's the whole point of your rule is that you can't have the mob Justice figure it out like you just don't like that and it doesn't make any sense you know what I'm saying like um same day yeah yeah yeah yeah did you get rid of the crush on your sweet I don't know um which one that's funny he dipped um we deleted the poll wait what poll is there a screenshot he changed the pull on band lengths because he didn't like the result what is this unsuspend accounts who docs application in real time okay so he lost this pull everyone voted to unsuspend them sorry too many options will redo both that's funny uh yeah the way the questions phrase is pretty uh pretty unfair too it's this someone at Twitter possibly Elon or the direction to be alone is Banning every Tech reporter that's covered Twitter Banning uh uh yeah this is what they're talking about the call it's just weird because these guys are just journalists who definitely didn't dox Elon Musk right so I think they're just covering the story and them getting banned is crazy uh list of the accounts being banned let's see let's see did you know that crypto is now dead because nadeshot finally changed his Twitter profile pic I I want you to know is separate but you guys have known that I have long said it's been a running theme of this stream that the day crypto truly dies is when nadeshot changes his profile picture I want you to know that I posted about this in our off-brand group chat the minute it happened literally within 60 seconds of it happening I posted about it instantly okay you think I don't know you think I'm not on this [ __ ] story this is the breaking story of the generation hmm nadeshot's profile picture is no longer an nft that is the end dude he was the last holdout ninja was the last famous person holdout who kept his [ __ ] nft profile picture now the Bottom's in now it's time to buy dude now it's time to load up on Trump nfts uh now it's air it is yeah the next buzzword holy [ __ ] it's the oh my God air the new nfts uh that's funny that he is the perfect marker for whatever is the Silicon Valley Trend dude that's funny uh yeah uh uh friendship ending with nfts now ai artist's best friend yeah exactly and that's not just him that's like every investor right now uh what's your take on this well I don't know what it is so I can't have a take on it well it's Nightcore Cotton Eye Joe my take on them is that it's an affront to music and to God um [Music] hey guys I'm a little late when is the hrec nft collection dropping ooh the thing is I have invested all my eth into Trump nfts so I can't launch my own just yet but it'll it'll come um check the new poll let's see Elon Musk and new poll what are we at where are we at Elon all right obviously I vote with my king all right elon's never wrong but apparently I'm not with the majority [Laughter] sheesh let's see if he does it let's see if he does it um I did see that assassination coordinates was trending uh uh uh which I think is what he called his real-time location and I saw a pretty funny tweet uh I think I liked it yeah when I'm asking friends where to meet up from now on I'm gonna ask them for their assassination coordinate yeah because this is a very I mean this is like public information it's you can find it with a Google search whether or not Elon Jed's posting about it it's not it's where his jet landed uh uh yeah he's strange bro he's a strange one Elon malding on a call wait there's a different call it's back did Elon just get spectrumed double what you're doing no what you you your docs you get suspended that's what we just watched this is why we were there live dude we just saw this live they asked him a question he dips yeah um [Music] uh yeah he's been having a interesting time uh oh bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro we're talking about Elon why the [ __ ] are we not talking about um foreign excuse me hello did I [ __ ] nail it or what the Elon Whisperer bro I said this on Monday I said this on [ __ ] Monday I literally Elon whispered this I'm scooping the New York Times dude look look look look you just closed on Wednesday you still know everything possibly the problem isn't better possibly bro you know what I mean New York Times just watch marketing Monday it'll be faster [Laughter] this suggests he plans to buy back some tourist places that uh-huh yes I know I can tell you watch marketing Monday all right it's no big deal this whole thing this is not Richard this whole story is everything that was in what I said on Monday um uh yeah dude he's he's literally literally dumping to try and uh renegotiate the Twitter debt it's so it's it was so obvious the way he posted it I was like it doesn't make any sense and I it would be so easy to be like dude you're just a big idiot but it's like wait a minute there's got to be a larger reason here oh that's so funny if you rearrange letters in Brandon Ewing you get Elon Musk you [Laughter] I don't even know how to attack that but you're implying that Elon Musk as his eighth job in instead of running well no instead of taking care of his 14 kids pretends to be a marketing streamer that makes fun of himself that doesn't uh uh doesn't really track that would be his best mover it's the perfect cover off-brand is elon's real passion it's all tracks that's all tracks jaronic think about the five gifties grouchy train maybe the 20 months um mm-hmm some investors and analysts are concerned the competitive challenges Tesla faces are coming at a time when Mr musk appears to be not only distracted but also possibly selling Tesla shares to shore up his purchase of Twitter yes sir yes sir the Twitter nightmare continues as musk uses Tesla as his own ATM machine to keep funding the red ink at Twitter yeah bro Twitter was such a dumb [ __ ] idea I swear to G [Music] um and now he's doing the Elon jet thing interesting the Twitter buy wouldn't have been so bad if he paid 10 billion less for it to be clear it still would have because you know he's already the CEO of three companies and it's a huge distraction and very polarizing and hurts at other brands it's a bad idea no matter what uh but yes any purchase at all wouldn't be so bad if you could subtract 10 billion from it you know what I'm saying any purchase at all if you're like yeah if I could just get that for 10 billion less that's then I would have had a nice deal he still wouldn't have by the way because Twitter is probably worth around 12 billion and he bought it for like what 42. so no you we didn't knock off like 30 billion dollars to be uh market value but um but on the end of the day listen end of the day if Tesla is still doing amazing like if Tesla had not lost half its value 40 billion is you know he's lost more than that on the declining value of Tesla he's got like 200 million Tesla shares right uh if they drop in value by half he loses you know I I don't even know the math but many many many more billions than he spent on Twitter um foreign the glasses are gone ladies and gentlemen uh there's a new summoning salt oh that's part of the ketchup there's a new summoning salt we won't watch it right now but we could watch tonight for sure for sure the history of Lego Star Wars World Records that sounds awesome it is a [ __ ] feature-length film though I will tell you that it's a feature-length film so maybe we'll end the night with it we'll start watching it I don't know 9 30 maybe half an hour and we'll watch it um that's a good way to end the night you watch Andor yup can I just can I speak to the chat for a second I implore you if you are at all interested at Star Wars at all or even a good a good heist um movie slash show um good characters good uh pacing good emotion good action good drama and or his Flames dude it's flames um it's by far the most adult thing like made for adults but not I'm not talking about it's not it's not a porn parody that Star Wars has ever made like by far away legitimate like it it actually is not like they're you know um it's just not stupid man it's so much better than um what was the last movie The JJ Abrams one um uh rise of Skywalker bro it makes rise of Skywalker look like [ __ ] I don't know Sesame Street or some [ __ ] dude uh yeah it's just so much better it's just really really good hey Chevy what are you mealing about her chefster chefster what a chef look at this little fish name tag yeah it's actually Sesame Street's actually good so I'm not what a sweet CAD all right um the viewership on Endor is awful that's why I'm bringing it up I wouldn't even bring it up I wouldn't honestly mention it but it's like I'm so impressed with it and it makes me kind of sad that it's not doing very well they have Greenland of season two though so if you watch it now you will still get a season two um it's very good I mean literally it starts out with a shootout and a brothel I think I think that's how I think I remember episode one and it's like Star Wars wouldn't do that Disney stars would never do that and then they did it so it was cool it was cool um it was hype do you think it's like a Star Wars fatigue thing maybe possibly well honestly yeah I don't know it doesn't start out very fast so there's also a bit of like um I don't know people have [ __ ] tick tocks you know what I'm saying uh you're watching it and you go [ __ ] start browsing Tick Tock and then you don't finish [ __ ] happens but when it gets the thing is like it built like I'm just gonna tell you it builds up to a heist in like the first six episodes and it takes like five episodes to build it up and then the heist happens on episode six and that episode is so tense and good and [ __ ] awesome and it's like it's worth it because of all the build up um [Music] I keep getting this ad it's so aggressively Millennial let me see what he's talking about what is this ad that's so aggressively millennial and I was put out eating Heinz on spaghetti I hoped and wish that I could be grown up already well adulting soccer so much light now why and all my succulents seem to die eating well takes so much willpower and everything's made out of cauliflower and I think as I search for a tupperware lid this is not what I dreamed of when I was a kid adulting sucks it's all turns out you can't just eat sweets all the time but fortunately your ketchup can be no sugar added high folding fitted sheets and shoes like my dad all this meal prep is driving me mad but with my tasty ketchup foreign [Laughter] stand up I want to see your salute thank God thank God for sugar-free Hines thank god dude I was worried I always will be able to manage this crazy [ __ ] up world this crazy thing we call life so many demands so many pressures but the fact that they took sugar out of my ketchup makes it all okay thank you Heinz you Heroes for doing the work for us the Millennials the hard-working millennials Zoomers you wouldn't understand okay they understand the challenges of adulting um [Music] can't wait to add sugar to it buying sugar-free Hines to add back the sugar that is a good idea I just uh that was a very very very um cynical ad about the audience's intelligence um did you hear about the Heinz boycott in Canada no why would I hear about that new channel 5 vid is it good I mean they're all good but it's one Bang Bang channel five what's it about Hemingway days what is that he's an author it's mid interesting well we have to watch um something sold today is there anything else what else um look at Trump nfts oh we've been looking dude I might even I might even snag a purchase might enjoy this what is this people are attacking me and you Rage Quit a Twitter space bro I was there I was in I was in the Twitter space I was perfect timing um Community I don't know if we'll do community tonight only because I think the summoning saw will be really long my homie made you an Enron jacket what's this where we got we're racing to see who can visit the most Americans don't want to watch that uh Jesus Christ bro yeah all right I'll wear it [ __ ] it it's a Lehman Brothers e-toys Bernie Madoff investment Securities pets.com FTX Worldcom wire card mount gox yeah ever Grand oh yeah sheesh all right [ __ ] yeah 100 percent can you contact pay the musician a hundred percent this actually goes hard as how I wear this on stream uh Dimitri Montes Monty's nuts dude um I call it the frauds and failures racing jacket yeah it's hype um only the highest qual yeah sick all right shoot it over I'll I'll uh yeah I'll definitely wear it um best Trump Trading Card what's this one is this it's a good one for sure I wouldn't mind having this in the mantelpiece metaphorically obviously because it's a it is a digital JPEG but it is to the Moon it does look like this is wait what is the highest amount that has been sold recently sold okay these all were sold this damn dude that's my president Doom guy kind of faded Trump palming of basketball with 45 on it for 91 dollars owned by e-kitten uh check this Tick Tock out it's a big rally all right let me see what do you do for a living I'm an investment banker cool and what advice would you give to your younger self if the token was fungible I wouldn't have put my kids College funding they just got off the phone with this uh Sam man Bank fried kid trust me dude it's just like the flu all right now let's go kiss some strangers at Burning next mortgage-backed Securities all right more money in these means more money in your pocket all right hey great doing business with you guys okay hey hey I love you who was that Enron bubble then why did I just buy 12 websites that I'll sell dogs I'm really into this band Lynn biscuit you gotta check these guys out take risks take risks probably yeah cool what do you do for a living I'm an investment banker cool and what advice would you give me good call uh oh this this dude they actually did they they did a fire one on it on all right Sam welcome wait wait wait as you guys know Sam bigman free was recently arrested by the Bahamas authorities he has yet to be extra out of the United States but they're working on it right now uh he is in prison in the Bahamas and uh this is what I apparently imagine it's like all right Sam welcome to your cell there's your bed we got some clothes here for what are you doing take a photo of me sleeping here if you're a quirky you don't go to prison but no you are in prison get up what Andrew thanks for having me on Deal book look I like stuff but above all I hope this does not lead to prison no no Sam you already are in prison five are not transfer funds they were rather misplaced now what's going on oh hi can you close that I have to testify in front of Congress in 30 minutes or else I go to prison no Sam you're literally in prison like actually right now what me yes but whatever full from transferring customer funds in ftxt or hedge funds stop playing Minesweeper are you here to do an interview no no you were here because you were actively in prison right now the prison of forgiveness no like jail prison let me talk to my lawyers John where'd he go have you seen him ghost of Bernie Madoff guys we lost them again what are you doing in my office no this is pretty all right Sam welcome to your cell there uh oh he's having a good time though he's having a good time Madoff ain't no snitch for real it's actually crazy because I've been reading more about Sam begman Freed's arrest and Bernie madoff's similar case and it's just crazy how different they were to be honest Bernie Madoff um yeah just openly admitted it to his family and Sons then went to the police and and they asked him if there was an innocent explanation for all this and he said no and then he got arrested like he sort of just just knew the gig was up and turned himself in at a minute at all and uh what's crazy is if you look at it it actually would have been extremely D well not extremely difficult but it would it would have been quite difficult to nail him down and arrest him it would have dragged out over a very long time if he had chosen not to admit it and uh fought it because he had a very very very sophisticated um Financial crime like he had a very good way of hiding um the transfers of funds and the Ponzi scheme and uh on the opposite side Samuel freed it's extremely obvious and they found it immediately and there is no way he could hide it uh in fact I think the the John Jay Ray the guy that's doing the liquidation he did Enron and this one he said um this is nothing like Bernie Madoff in that that was a complicated Financial crime with many layers and this is a simple case of embezzlement like this is the they just took the money like they literally just took customer money and then spent it there's no there's no there's no like routing it through shell companies and you know what I'm saying like they just took it and spent it hmm have you done a video on Bernie Madoff I haven't I think the next video I would do in that in that line would be about Enron I kind of want to cover Enron eventually Madoff didn't have crazy hair though true [ __ ] facts Madoff was not the world's most generous billionaire um remember when you said you're gonna be more EST friendly I think for the 26 months I did I say that I think I said I was going to be more ESD friendly as I was going to be nicer to EST people and if you are an EST frog I hope you have a wonderful day I hope the sun is shining tomorrow obviously because it's like 1am for you and I hope everything goes well I want to give you a big thank you for watching so that's just me being more friendly to EST um Antics thank you for the 10 months sub for 10 months my dad hasn't come back but you're doing okay I guess cool purple Cliff thank you for the 11. second one they give it to 28 months very long time Whooper thank you for the eight months toaster thing before Professor Mudkip PK raid I think for the 28 months can you say hi Parker for me Hello Parker is Parker your friend [ __ ] you Parker uh funny article on Madoff there you can clip that too uh oh wait wait paper box house think of the gifties speaking of gifties did you guys know did you guys know are you guys informed enough aware enough that I oh they changed it no I lied I can't read they didn't change it uh okay uh I am currently platform and need to get plot three to earn you all 100 gifted Subs which means I am like but two mere games away maybe even one game uh from earning everyone 100 gifted Subs um everyone who's saying 70 on stream can go [ __ ] themselves that's my theory on that um so I might uh might knock out some games um box box says a treeck a triage atriak hey long as those get to keep flowing you know what I'm saying he can call me [ __ ] Sally um if let me just sorry one second uh uh who is this hip spinster if you spam that same message hey Brandon Ewing or should I say Elon Musk you should get AI to write a code that pays Twitter debt if you spam that one more time I'm going to ban you because you have said it literally 400 times straight I'm glossing over it because it's not particularly funny please stop spamming the same message 400 times straight uh uh uh Hey truck you should get the balloon chipper again I'm in my personal hell oh I didn't know that I died today I was wondering why I was streaming because I thought I was taking a break I realized that I am now in hell and I'm going to be hearing um oh wait oh speaking of coffee pasta wait wait wait wait wait wait can I find this oh I'm never gonna be able to find it I'm never gonna be able to find this uh hold up maybe I can't find it where where is it foreign [Music] did he delete it oh man there's no food in my teeth right in there oh look at that dude I'm trying to find dude where the [ __ ] is this it there was a copy pasta today with um fizzy from slippy oh here it is I found it where is it okay before I show this I need you guys to I need to be serious here I need to I need to be honestly sincerely serious okay I need to be serious you cannot go um uh uh well Jim I think it's really funny and I want to show it to you because I saw it today and I want to share things with you and I want to be able to laugh at the same thing together please please please do not go to this person's Twitter account or anyone's Twitter account or jump into this thread or say anything or just get involved you know just sit back laugh and enjoy it don't be weird don't attack anybody don't do anything okay if you do that you are not a part of my community 100 disavowing I don't support it I think it'd be weird I think it'd be cringe don't do it all right now that being said that being said okay this guy let me give you um the back story all right so if you guys don't play melee uh fizzy is a developer who created online matchmaking for melee called slippy it's amazing it's [ __ ] awesome just recently released the ranked mode okay put a rank mode okay uh and everyone loves it it's amazing for free basically he worked and made this whole [ __ ] awesome online net code and now he's releasing A ranked mode that will soon be free for everybody but now it's test all right it's amazing okay then he posted uh foreign just banned four players for circumventing our Fair reporting protections this includes the infamous Billy I don't know that is I don't know who Billy is quitting the game will count as a loss okay to do Shady stuff like this is a banner bannable offense top Falcon player asks should we should we be reporting these people or the system pick them up somehow our system flags them already right now we only accept user reports for things like display name violations then this guy jumps in lamal hold up you only allow reports for words you don't like but not for cheating for some [ __ ] the state of this community okay fizzy all right calmly we detect cheating automatically we don't have the manpower to handle every store loser that comes in complaining they got camped by Puff somewhat understandable but you have demand power to ban people for saying words you don't like lamal words I don't like it's not the same as people being openly racist in their display name and yes we do because there's less openly bigoted people than there are sore losers yes it is the smash community supports open racism and you don't say a word about it young waft held a blacks only tournament did you say anything you think words are racist but you think actions that promote segregation and different treatment by race aren't this community man remember how often he says Community okay okay already weird there's a weird message already a little weird right you're a little weird you and by the way this is a tournament small tournament held by Young Loft a [ __ ] legend of the community uh back in February okay yes uh uh you really been sitting on this heated since February get a [ __ ] life lamel I have no idea what you're talking about you mean when I interact with smash people I'm reminded of events in the smash community and I call it hypocrisy every time because no positive changes occurred damn these morals and memory really dragging me down okay all right getting heated okay continue why would you choose to interact with smash people if you won don't play the game and two are reminded of events that have wounded you on a deep personal level then he goes That's like saying why not just let the South have slaves instead of just ignoring it you call out wrongs when you see them extremely basic okay okay remember we are in a thread about online rank for Super Smash Bros melee just just I think Banning racist names is the is the idea okay okay then out crazy jumps in and says what I think a lot of people are thinking okay shut the [ __ ] up please shut the actual [ __ ] up fizzy is doing everything in his power to carry the scene and not let it die then dumbasses like you come and complain despite us receiving minimal support as a whole do me a favor and stop playing melee you [ __ ] loser okay great message because somebody says guys but then thank you now remember you know Fizzy's channel is only about melee and it's just small this is a thread that has you know 39 retweets it's not it's not it's not trending okay then he says I don't play melee never have I'm here to call out hypocrisy always have bro what the [ __ ] are you doing here what the [ __ ] are you doing here how did you end up here what if you've never played melee what what is the purpose how did you even find this thread what are you doing why are you in a 14 [ __ ] Tweed debate about whether or not they can ban racist names enough online and then he said this community like a hundred times this community this community never played it okay all right strange I don't have a life or any accomplishment so to speak of is doing quote mocking voice so I actively seek out bad faith arguments to give myself a sense of superiority this guy kind of calls him out but then the greatest message that I've seen on Twitter [Laughter] your greatest message that I've ever seen on Twitter the new copy pastor of the day shows up 153 IQ full ride scholarship for my Physics degree State martial arts Champion multiple World Records in video games previous marathon runner I'm in shambles bro my life is so unfulfilled wow you really thought you got me when you know nothing of me hahaha holy Giga Chad holy [ __ ] dude damn [ __ ] roasted toasted boomed him 153 IQ baby wow you really thought you got me dude when you know nothing of me dude I've already saved it and I've already used it in Discord chats somebody in my Discord was saying uh someone was messaging me that I didn't reply or something and I hit him with that dude oh that's [ __ ] it's the ultimate counter dude it's the ultimate counter to anything it's the brand new greatest coffee pots I've ever seen anyway uh like I said I'm being serious please please please leave this guy alone just don't just don't do it we can all enjoy it here it's fun enjoy it here please I'm being serious don't be weird okay with just 100 we can enjoy it here it's very funny leave them alone all right uh he's a martial arts Champion you bet I'll leave him alone thanks dude I ain't trying to get [ __ ] I ain't trying to get [ __ ] karate chopped that's great that is great that is great um 26.2 miles of pure Alpha Amen brother Amen brother he's like the hunter confirmed kills guy yeah I know but it's just so funny that he's like fighting he he has to he has to tell his whole [ __ ] reputation in this [ __ ] 19 page comment to a game that he says he doesn't even play [Laughter] uh uh that's good stuff that is good stuff um uh uh are you gonna box slime next time there's an event I might I might actually box slime he wants to do it I want to do it it remains to be seen everything's gonna line up Time Day schedule but I would be so down I think it'd be such a funny match and we would make really funny content leading up to it um so I would be down to do it um hrock pulls out a half sleeve of spree [ __ ] old heads dude old heads know the Spree story don't don't dare give me spree dude don't you dare give me a spree in the fight um your dad wouldn't know who to cheer for okay my dad would know who to cheer for it's not obviously he would not it wouldn't be tough dude it wouldn't be tough choice no not slime obviously obviously not slime you guys are I think you're um [Music] is MK Leia winning blood smash event well my tattoo says so that I got months in advance because I was so confident that MK Leia would win uh uh so I'm pretty hopeful that he will bring it home and my tattoos are never wrong so far so [Music] um thoughts on Riot giving VC weekends last yet if you guys don't follow uh I assume most of you do or some of you are I don't know Esports people um Riot is giving all their weekend slots to uh valorant and moving League of Legends to like noon on Wednesdays you know it's noon on weekdays basically so League of Legends is pretty much I mean if it was already dead but now it's for North America it's just dead dude ain't nobody watching [ __ ] League of Legends in the middle of school or you know what I'm saying it's lit literally they're just saying okay valorin's got this um so yeah that's but is valid more popular in North America by uh [ __ ] heaps heaps and Bounds valo's crushing in a league is not doing that well in a um you think law players go to school or work Omega LOL I actually think they do I actually think the most common law player is a person who is uh putting off responsibilities for school or work at that exact moment I think every single person that you play with in ranked is someone who has something better they should be doing is ignoring it and is in a bad mood because of it that's legitimately I think every League of Legends ranked player SPF yeah she had something you could be doing uh building a real business but instead [Music] um riots that we must do our part in taking down SPF and therefore a league yeah yeah right is Ryan is moving the LCS to the one hour a day that uh SPF gets uh to go to the library in the prison so he can watch too they're actually trying to help him out that's nice of them dude they want to make sure SPF gets a chance to [ __ ] tune in so we can get out of bronze um Connell jonnell thank you for that 38 viewers uh and the raid in general thank you very much uh welcome Colonel Donald frogs um Marcus thank you for the 10 months bottom frag sneer I think of the seven months battle King think of the the 12. it's nice watching a billionaire go to prison it is funny that um listen I I agree I have a Justice boner about SPF I'll honestly say it I'm I'm actually just very pleased in general that he's actually going to go to jail it seems he's in jail right now that I think it's it's pretty seems pretty open shut he's actually gonna you know they're gonna like see to something wrong prove he did something wrong and then send them to jail for it which is like it seems hard to do for rich people what I am a little uh amused by is that it happened so quickly the second he wasn't a billionaire you know what I'm saying like in all honesty this is a pretty blatant and obvious fraud but when he was a billionaire this is the the party train kept going and the second he wasn't a billionaire now it's like boom boom justice justice justice not like [ __ ] run him down um uh uh just seems easier to get him uh nothing changed the perception exactly exactly exactly um and he does have a lot of money I I think people were acting like he his his lies about being broke or true he already said he'd put up like [ __ ] I don't know a few million for bail if they offered it and they denied it he's got it's yeah wait wait didn't you say wait wait wait wait wait uh I mean he he had a direct quote where he said he only had a hundred thousand dollars to his name and then recently said he would pay 250k just for cash bail right right here so which he was denied and he was begging the judge to be let loose so he could use vegan diet uh uh so I I'm very excited to see this dude go to jail bro huge flight a massive Flight Risk the second this guy gets out he is fleeing to you know Hong Kong or Dubai 100 they cannot let him out the prison only serves shrimp [Music] your honor I think there's been a misunderstanding I'm vegan why didn't he flee before I think legitimately he didn't think you would be arrested um yeah it seems like they were so quiet about it and then hit them all at once and he didn't think also that the Bahamas would be willing to cooperate in the way they have been um did you see his mom laughing at him being called a fugitive no do you have a link his mom laughed at that because he is I mean he was SPF to the judge I have 153 IQ a full ride scholarship to my Physics degree State martial arts champion yeah I'll be sick if SBF said that it'd be kind of cool actually he'd turn turn my opinion I definitely want to see more about um his parents uh I think that's one of the big links to the story is how involved his parents were how they profited significantly like they got millions of dollars in property and they have such deep knowledge of you know uh how to get away with something like this and we're helping him out I think it there definitely needs to they might even need to be charged [Music] um what is this Sam begman freeze we're at his Hearing in the Bahamas and his mother laughed during the proceedings well that's kind of based if she laughed at him what I'm saying if his mother was [ __ ] chortling uh I'm laughing hmm his father Joseph bankman occasionally put his fingers in his ears as if to drown out the sound of the proceedings that's that's what a top level compliance law would tell you if you can't hear the judge's sentence you can't it doesn't legally apply as long as you go then the charges can't stick all right summoning salt I think it's time um the two dumb to commit fraud thing kind of worked for Mount gox's CEO a different position yeah yeah yeah um I think this is a different instance and I think there's just so much evidence that they were well aware uh in this case that I don't I don't think it's gonna work I think that's what I've been trying to do is that I'm the I'm just such a goof oh I mislabeled everything oh man oh how did this end up here geez I think he's gonna try it I don't think it's gonna stick I think there's I think it's pretty compelling evidence and I think that it's pretty obvious that Caroline Ellison has flipped so I think all that combined is going to make it pretty clear they knew they were doing stuff that was illegal and they were doing it anyway hey little gopher boy atriag you're looking real nice today hello Ted nice to see you too that's not how I would greet somebody that I haven't know that well you know I wouldn't call him hey little gopher boy and compliment their appearance in a kind of a creepy way but you know we all have our own unique ways of entering conversations uh don't say nice one Ted guys you're on my side guys this is my chat Ted nivision can't come in here and call me gopher boy and then you guys all jump on it and now you're dead don't say you guys are all complimenting him like he's a [ __ ] hilarious no but this is you get it's like it's the tough guys around me because Ted Nimitz is a lot taller than me and he's like really strong I saw him fight slime actually I have an unreleased video on my phone of Ted nivison just absolutely beating this [ __ ] out of slime that's actually a real I really do have this video uh I think they were arguing about something in Philly why you guys are just so nice Okay yes guys you've hit him with our fake welcoming strategy okay good on you I'm glad you guys good job operation pretend to be nice to Ted nivison so he thinks he's cool and then then we knock him down a peg later on you got it um but now now it's time to no longer now it's time for phase two hey Chuck what is your take on this is a clip of me and you asking me what my take is on this I'm not gonna um interact doesn't know how to read um never need to learn really um okay we're gonna watch something solve as much as I do love the comedic stylings of Ted nivison in this chat I mean he's really dropping Banger after Banger okay uh and uh I uh need to jump to to some exalt so let me find it and also get a snack um have a good stream man later Todd uh Brandon gopher boy you can't miss Listen to Carly Rae Jepsen's newest album I would love to do that but unfortunately I have the list of everything else in the world that I'd rather be doing just slightly one step above it but once I get through all that I will do the album 100 guaranteed I just have to get down the list but I will do it um he called you gopher boy because you played Monty mole and point guard party no I I understand I'm aware I'm I'm caught up uh uh where is dude where is it dude I just have to make any tab all right ladies and Gentlemen please I'm changing my title new summoning salt and I will watch this but first we have to get snacks everyone please get some snacks what are we summoning salt [Music] oh iconic all right uh everyone go grab snacks and we'll be back in 15 seconds 20 seconds and we'll watch it and maybe I'll even dim the lights you know we'll just do a [ __ ] nice vibe something's I'll watch foreign oh lights okay no no Coke I've got my drink I've got my snacks I've got everything I need to enjoy the history of Lego Star Wars World Records a [ __ ] feature-length film about people that broke the game Lego Star Wars [Music] Lego Star Wars the complete my understanding going into this I'm not gonna pause a lot because it's a very long video but my last thing going on this is that Lego Star Wars is like the the ultimate Zoomer game like if there's one game that hit at the perfect time for Zoomers it's Lego Star Wars this is my understanding it's almost universally loved by Zoomers uh is my understanding so it's kind of like a very interesting and perfect choice um all right what Complete Saga it's a game that Millions played upon original release and 15 years later Nostalgia is driving another wave of popularity as more people play Lego Star Wars a question emerges how quickly can the game be beaten [Music] the Lego Star Wars speedrun has the Precision of a 3D platformer combined with the glitches and tricks of a broken NES game and for the past few years a dedicated community of Runners have been battling each other to take the world record lower this is the history of Lego Star Wars World Records [Music] thank you [ __ ] Vader and now a word from this video's sponsor raid Shadow Legends but you'll also be helping me out quite a bit scan the QR code now and start playing today yeah first let's clear up any confusion with the timeline of the series Lego Star Wars the video game was released in 2005 where you could play episodes one through three this was followed up by the original trilogy in 2006 with episodes four through six being playable finally in 2007 these games were combined into Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga allowing you to play through all six episodes while the three versions are all speed ran today the most popular one by far is the complete saga the topic of this video now the earliest full game speedruns of the Complete Saga date back to 2013 but it's a bit of a hazy timeline see back then there was no concrete rule set the initial method was to play through episodes one through six in order on the game's super story mode which adds a timer to the bottom of the screen and doesn't have status screens between levels later Runners switched to playing the episodes on replay story meaning you can use any red brick upgrade on any level since these records didn't have a standard rule set and also some were filmed with a potato we'll skip going over them in detail however serious props should be given to the record holders wait imagine my phone so far the first run didn't happen until 2013 the game was the [ __ ] sold millions in 07 and they didn't make a run until 2013. is that what he said why that's weird pawshacked and lexos the champions of the complete saga's early era for the next two years but in 2015 the community began to form once again it's when Zoomers learned the first time standardized rules were created all runs would be played on new game instead of Replay story all red bricks which are unlockables that give you a special ability or banned and you could only play with one player calling in player two at any point was disallowed these rules formed the backbone of runs starting in 2015. and the first record to abide by them was played by SM kirkey clocking in at three hours 44 minutes and 46 seconds now this might seem long for a speed run but Lego Star Wars is a long game it has 36 levels most of which take several minutes to get through on top of that there are also nearly an hour of unskippable cut scenes between the levels so how did SM kirkey Speed the game up well his General strategy can be seen in negotiations the first level in episode one he killed enemies and built objects needed to progress but beyond that he was running through everything as fast as he could oftentimes there was no need to actually kill enemies you could just perform tasks and ignore them this is just how actually she plays games normally this is like there's not even a speed run this is just like and if you die you quickly respawn and can keep going in level 2 of episode 1 SM kirkey showed off quick platforming jumping through the stage while avoiding slowdowns another simple strategy used was on bosses on fights like Darth Maul and Jango Fett SM kirkey used the Jedi slash over and over the most effective way to drain the health of bosses so thus far it seems that SM kirkey was still following all the rules of the game he was just doing the minimum possible and optimizing everything for Speed but no there's more SM kirkey did we've yet to discuss because like I said earlier Lego Star Wars 2 of episode 4 you normally have to build and push a block to progress through the stage but if you instead Veer off to the left and double jump off of a slope in the wall you can make it to a platform and Skip right through it once again this saves roughly 14 seconds and in episode 5 one of the biggest skips in SM kirkey's run takes place to end level 2 you have to get on top of the Millennium Falcon and the intended method to do this involves unlocking a door to release animals and jumping off of their backs on specific instead SM kirkey precisely spaced a double jump to barely reach the top early that's actually High saving 40 seconds in all there were more than a dozen tricks like this across the Run adding up to minutes of time save there's honestly too many of them to go over in depth here but many of them followed the same pattern doing a precise jump somewhere you're not supposed to in order to skip doing something else that would take longer we'll see more of these tricks later but as a whole SM kirkey's run was on another level compared to the runs from 2013. fewer mistakes more tricks and a cleaner Speed Run overall it was a great starting point and it stood as the record for almost a year well that's all I want that's all I wanted to make a Hitman video and say it was a great starting point that's it I'm not looking for more than that I just wanted to show [ __ ] my one of my [ __ ] runs and go it was a great that's it dude [ __ ] dude make a Hitman one but in mid-2016 Along came a player known as tsg and what tsg did to the world record was this oh [ __ ] [Music] in 2016 a runner named tsg came onto the scene by June he'd have the world record and over the next year he'd do that nine more times his dominance can be attributed to a few things first his skill level was well beyond that of any other Runner the only one who was close was SM kirkey but he couldn't catch up second this was an incredibly active period of Discovery for the game you'll see soon how many new tricks tsg was able to use and third tsg played the game on PC this wasn't fully known at the time but running the game on PC is much faster than any other version mainly from having faster load times tsg's first record and after the first level he was presented with the option to save or not after you save for the first time you lose a couple seconds from Auto saving after every level however it does allow you to reset the game before a cutscene plays at the end of each episode since your progress is saved before then this allows you to more quickly start the next episode instead of watching a long cut scene it's especially after episodes three and five and the time save is further compounded from the fast resetting that you can do on PC and of course he had a plethora of new strategies to use particularly in episode 5. one was in stage 5-2 C-3PO can't jump so you normally have to build a cart to take him up this ledge but instead tsg just punched him and pushed him up saving roughly 22 seconds from not having to use the cart that's it and in 5-4 you normally have to have Yoda teach Luke the force and build bridges for R2 to use but why do that when you can just use bad Collision detection in the wall and get up anyway this was discovered by grubo and saves a solid 30 seconds but the most notable trick in the Run was one known as DV3 short for Darth Vader 3. in this form of the fight you're supposed to deflect objects into Darth Vader then eventually glass comes down and you can jump across however it's just barely possible to jump across without the glass meaning you can skip the entire fight you have three frames of leeway between the two jumps in the double jump oh that's pretty easy it was easily the most difficult trick in the Run no but if done properly you would save over 70 seconds from not having to fight Darth Vader and thanks to these three tricks and more despite having some big slowdowns tsg had his first world record All Greens baby his record streak would continue over the following weeks and the Run had a couple major changes first he changed the episode order playing episode 5 last players were allowed to play them in any order they wanted but putting episode 5 at the end was beneficial since its ending cutscene was the longest and timing stops before the cutscene plays this way it's not included anywhere in the final time let's see and the second change Was the removal of a leaderboard rule red bricks were no longer banned that meant he could use certain unlockables as he found them throughout the game the two big ones he used were exploding Blaster bolts which lets you kill some enemies quicker and blow up certain barriers and infinite Torpedoes which means you always have them behind you in the flying levels and don't have to go pick them up okay having these two upgrades across much of the runs saved several minutes and when combined with better execution of other tricks allowed tsg to take the record under 3 hours and 30 minutes new strategies were also getting discovered left and right and in late 2016 one of the most obvious oversights from the developers was found by a player named osumnal on the last level of episode one weird so I understand the red bricks are like these bonus super unlocks but they allowed it but only if you find them and unlock them in a new game right you don't can't just turn them on and then go into the game okay okay just making sure I understand okay that seems fine that seems fair you're supposed to fight Darth Maul by forcing objects into him but over on the right there's a lamp and for some reason everything below the lamp is considered by the game to be out of bounds you can stand and jump in any out of bounds area so it's possible to just jump off the wall to the top of the lamp and across to the other side as simple as that you could save 30 seconds that's sick by April 2017 PSG had taken the record to 3 hours and 24 minutes and with second place more than seven minutes behind he was in full control of the world record however in May a key rule was lifted back in August 2016 the ban on red bricks was lifted and now players were allowed to call in the second player oh [ __ ] welcome to the world of one player Two controller strats oh what a pain in the ass so what's the benefit of using a second player well Lego Star Wars was designed to be a two-player game and some sections can be completed much faster with the second player in 4-5 for instance if you have one player you're supposed to build a cart to go over buttons fast enough before they turn red but if you're using two players no need for the cart there's a couple sets of these buttons in 4-5 and if you skip using the cart for both you save a full minute however you're not allowed to have a physical second player to help you out oh okay you have to do everything alone so whenever you want to call in player two you have to control them both at the same time it's known as one player two controllers or one p2c and on PC there's three options for this you can use two controllers you can use two parts of the keyboard or you can use a keyboard and a controller most Runners nowadays go with the keyboard controller method but in June 2017 tsg set a record with the controller controller method the only Point tsg used one p2c in the Run was in 4-5 but the community knew there could be applications elsewhere less than a month after tsg's run it would be beaten by a new player Roush more he had been a contender for a while but rapidly improved his personal best in mid-2017 to take the top spot he too used 1p2c in stage 4-5 and thanks to a couple new strategies in episode 6 pulled ahead for a new world record by 90 seconds however tsg was up to the task and just a week later he took the record back by the end of the year tsg's time was down to three hours 19 minutes and 30 seconds dude just looking at the number of runs and think about the ones that art world records and each run is three hours three hours 30 minutes bro that is so much time that is so much time playing Lego Star Wars and that's not even including the practice that's just the runs the 319 run had a notable new trick in the first phase of the Darth Vader fight after dealing two hearts of damage Darth Vader jumps around and won't knock Luke's stormtrooper helmet off you can then use R2 to precisely land on the white part of the panel then fly and avoid a death plane to barely make it to the other side once there you activate a platform for Luke and open the door with the stormtrooper helmet to skip nearly the entire fight the trick nicknamed dv1 saves 45 seconds and was discovered by a runner named zolis when combined with DV3 it was quite evident that stage 5-5 was becoming the most critical point of the Run he would set the game's next record a 316-12 he implemented one p2c across the run more some were small time saves like deflecting shots so that R4 could safely activate the panel in 2-2 and others were more substantial in 4-5 you could now use Chewbacca to activate the elevator and ride it immediately instead of having to use Han Solo and wait for its second cycle a Time save of about 12 seconds okay but interestingly zolas played the game on Wii we know from before that this is slower than the PC version but there's another consideration to be made the Wii version requires using both the Wii Remote and the nunchuck so to do one p2c you need to juggle four controllers at once still zolas was able to pull it off with a world records by over three minutes cracked tsg followed this up a few months later with a 314-28 it was notable for implementing yet another trick into level 5-5 dv1 and DV3 already had skips and now Darth Vader's fourth form did as well it was possible to do a couple of precise double jumps and skip having to use the force and having to use R2 they have the potential to save about seven seconds and just added to the skill needed in 5-5 episode 5 as a whole was probably really brutal and since it has the longest end cut scene it had to be at the very end of the Run so let's take a look at our timeline so far so let's take a look at our timeline so far tsg started dominating in mid-2016 and although he twice lost the record to Roush more and zolas he'd always been able to fight back two years later his name was still on top of the leaderboard but tsg's 314 from June 2018 would be the last record he would ever set oh [ __ ] the game was about to enter a new era because in October 2018 Roush more did this [Music] get roused over the span of just three weeks Roush more took the record from a 314 down to a 309 the key was the rapid discovery of new tricks by a runner named eltree tricks that would save up to 8 minutes and the first one is really stupid in 6-5 killing the emperor normally takes a substantial amount of time however if you lure him over to the corner and die intentionally upon respawning you can just push him off the edge it skips the remainder of the fight and saves 45 seconds later it was discovered you could push him off at the start of the fight by calling in player 2. it saves an additional minute and is known as the ultra kill another simple boss skip was found in 4-3 you can skip the spy fight by using the force on R2 this pushes him past the trigger to start the fight and if you call him in after you can just go in the open door and save about 50 seconds that's it but the real big time save was in six stash that's very close in this level you're supposed to hop in your speeder and drive through the roughly 5 five-minute course yeah instead if you go into the corner of the end barrier with both players player one gets placed above player two and you can do a 360 to make it over the barrier Wicked This activates the end of the course wait you can skip the entire thing to save several minutes that's where the coolest discoveries helped lead to four consecutive records from Roush more his fourth and final time a 309 from October 2018 would be the final record set in the year but interestingly as the records stayed put at 309 the Run started to get massive views on YouTube it went semi-aged up and many people who saw the video thought it could be fun to try running it themselves and largely thanks to Roush More's video by early 2019 there was a new crop of Runners ready to gun for the world record dot kids in fifth place there was C nor with the 31137 in fourth place there was we super with a 310 45 in third place there was osomnol with a 310 super Invasion and in second place there was Shred with a 309-54 every single one of these four Vapes everyone has shred especially every one of them has popcorn lung and it's good it's yeah and that's what gives them their stamina in this game all four runners were closing in on Roush Moore's record and it was obvious that one of them would beat it soon the general consensus for the favorite to do so was osomnol but all four of them had a shot at it and then one of them broke through shred full on February 11 2019 xenor jumped straight from fifth to first place to capture his first world record he lowered his personal best by nearly two and a half minutes in the process cenor had gotten into the game after seeing Roush More's video and although he lowered his time quickly he was comfortably behind the other record contenders but the key to see nor getting this record was one p2c he used it all over the Run he used it for multitasking he used it to get one player in position while the other player built he used it to push characters further ahead these were small time saves on their own but they added up when used across a three-hour run this was also the first run to use the incredibly difficult disco skip in 6-2 after building the speaker you then try and position Luke so he's exactly 50 inside of the speaker once it's finished being built okay the game doesn't know what to do when you're inside a built object so if you're next to a wall it will sometimes push you through it meaning you can go out of bounds and Skip building the disco party to save 40 seconds this is a really precise trick since you have this position just right to clip out of bounds but if you miss it you can just break the speaker and build it to try again with all the competition from Top Runners people didn't expect senor's record to last long but it would only last for three days on Valentine's Day 2019 shred took the record with I [ __ ] love shred dude I [ __ ] love this cracked out vaping Zoomer named shred grinding [ __ ] Star Wars Lego speed runs on Valentine's Day this guy's the Giga chat of all these guys 158 IQ dude this guy's got martial arts World Records the 306-27 shred have been running the game for over a year but only became a serious record Contender early in 2019 and his record was an improvement by nearly three minutes which was a specially impressive given that it was played on a Wii it didn't do much new over cenor's record but was better executed it had a first try Ultra kill and a cleaner episode 6 overall cenor fired back just three days later with another two-minute record Improvement the world record was now down to a 304 but it still had some significant slowdowns so you know how old are you I have to know so you know how old are you important question 19 Mr President Mr President I salute a Zoomer Legend uh uh Zoomers rise up your King has arrived I wanna watch nearly a minute on Disco Skip and over 30 seconds in 5-5 from missing the DV skips so clean up those tricks save a bit elsewhere and add in a couple new strategies and suddenly sub 3 didn't seem out of the question in March 2019 two Runners started to pull it I was gonna get sub three pack cenor and we super oh both of these guys have only gotten into the game in the last few months but they lowered their time side by side and got good quickly they raced each other frequently and get the first sub three POG interestingly about half an hour before the end of cenors run we super started a run of his own and this run would finish as a 259.04. what's the world's second sub three they both broke it in like the same time that's epic that's crazy Casino only lost time to take fat rips I heard that we super choked Casino blew a fat cloud of cotton candy flavored Vape in his face dude that's that's what I heard that's just me picking it up off of had we super started his run just a few hours earlier he would have won the race to sub three but instead he had to settle for second place while cenor got the glory but cenor's record wouldn't last long he beat his own run by 43 seconds just a day later jeez this run was notable for introducing a piece of RNG in 4-4 there's a section where Obi-Wan is supposed to appear across the room on a bridge after you arrive the way the game tries to get him there is by running through a room with barrels if he gets stuck behind a barrel the game turns him to try and get around them which slows him down but he still eventually arrives on the bridge right usually sometimes he gets stuck and if that happens he never shows up and you can't progress through the level Lego Star Wars is a broken game like you don't even cause that it's not even a speed running trick that's like an eight-year-old gonna be playing and they get here and they're like what do I do next wait that could happen to anybody that's so funny you could literally just be a regular player and you get there and you know what's happening that's funny way around this you reload the bridge room by entering and exiting the previous room which guarantees Obi-Wan will show up for a two second time loss but players then found 4-4 cutscene Skip by jumping off of this ledge you can hook back and enter an out of bounds area to skip to the next room this means a cutscene doesn't play and you save 18 seconds however as a consequence of the cutscene not playing you can no longer reload the bridge room since you wouldn't be able to leave the previous room if you enter it so Obi-Wan RNG was back into play he didn't want to show up you were in big trouble that's annoying a couple weeks later a fairly substantial how far in that in how far into the run is that because you just lose right it's a reset Seymour you're in chat how far in the run is that it's episode four so it's an hour in an hour or two hours that's so miserable I would never oh over 50 minutes kill me dude [ __ ] grinding out 50 minutes of good execution and then [ __ ] Obi-Wan doesn't show up I would rather die that no shot dude and you have [ __ ] two controllers and you're juggling you're [ __ ] Vape you can't there's no your hands are tired your lungs are [ __ ] giving out the community decided to alter the way runs were timed instead of starting when the players gained control in 1-1 it would now begin When selecting new game on the main menu okay this was mostly done so that movement in the Cantina would be considered in the final time okay it added roughly 58 seconds to all runs oh it's like so when cenor set a record that would have been 257.36 under the old timing it was re-timed to 258.34 and that made it four consecutive records for cenor he was the fastest sub three and now he was taking control of the leaderboard and for we super he just couldn't catch up sorry he perpetually remained slightly behind cenor Silver Surfers easily in second place but ever since he missed his chance at the first sub three the world record eluded him but after the 258 34 cenor announced that he would be taking a break from the category to focus his efforts elsewhere maybe this was the chance we super needed with scene or at least temporarily out of the picture he could all right so we actually took over his channel yo what's going on over there Maddie oh my camera bro dude man you just finessed me like this YouTube channel you for the SP really you said I could have it first time on my channel bought an 8420's Channel man 50 bucks 50 bucks that's a pretty good deal boys I had to take it so I'm sorry Maddie's taking over from now making this crazy Vape video what were we doing again oh yeah today we are doing the biggest fake Cloud wins ten thousand dollars boys win 10K today I think I'm gonna beat this I'm the only one that has Vapes in my name you're a [ __ ] smoker you're a toker I'm the only [ __ ] Vapor out here okay it does give you a slight Advantage yeah but guess what a slight Advantage coming crazy okay I'm a shoe-in we're gonna start we're gonna start with the salt now no way I'm gonna lose this competition we're gonna start with the salt milk device and then we're gonna move on to the I'm not gonna watch this whole [ __ ] [Laughter] anyway he had a lot of hobbies all right that's why you take a break good hone in on improving his time without needing to compete with anyone and as it turns out just two days later [Music] it was only record by a second but we super happy overtaken cenor it was a run with a great early game but he lost some time on speeder Skip and had a weak episode four still we super had broken through was this a one-time deal or was he about to make something more out of it six days later a 60-second record Improvement very super largely due to saving time in episode 4. the very next day another minute and a half world record three weeks later two record improvements on the same day three days later a record cut by new Olympics bro then we super took a break and when he came back another world record seven records over the course of three months for Wii Super Yo No final one was a time of 253.04. after a while see Norton come back to attempts but this time the tables were turned he was the one who couldn't catch up to Wii Super the way he went on this run was through both improving his own skills and utilizing new strategies in 2-6 we super began using Dooku skip by standing on a barrel you can force it with player 2 and clip under the floor by then dropping out with the inbounds player you can lead them forward past the trigger for the Dooku fight and enter the next ring the trick was found by cenor and saves up to 30. he was a bit of an innovator though we super also began using the vehicle Smart bomb red brick it allows you to hold the special button in ship levels and make everything on screen explode which can save you about 20 seconds and interestingly with these new tricks being Incorporated and Runners skill levels improving someone new moved into second place chimkin he had been in third place for months even being a part of the initial sub 3 grind but he always remained behind we super and cenor got it but he was improving and by may he was ahead of cenor and sure enough when we super woke up on the morning of July 6th his record was gone shimkin had beaten it by over a minute getting a 252 flat it was a run with a slow early game but after a gold split in 3-2 he was Off to the Races pulled ahead of the record and crushed it so we super had to get back to work and it took him 13 hours to get the record back over the coming years we super and chimkin would trade the record back and forth what's up Jeffy super was the first to take it under 250 with a 240 955 on July 17th chimkin would get the next record and by the end of the year it was down to 245.39 how did these two take the record down by seven minutes that's crazy well there was a new red brick fast Force which does what it sounds like it lets you force objects faster to obtain it quicker shimkin found a method of going out of bounds then doing a death warp to get back on track it's unlocked in 4-2 so players started playing episode 4 earlier in the run so they could use fast force in episode 6 3 and 5. good Innovation Champion there were a plethora of new strategies discovered in the second half of 2019. some were small and saved a few seconds While others saved closer to half a minute but the big one was in 5-6 it's the last stage in the game and it had an evolution of Skips over the years way back during tsg's record Reign Runners started doing a trick called best spin out of bounds okay you jump roll off a ledge to land out of bounds okay and progress forward in the stage to skip having to build C-3PO and open the door it saved 45 seconds but was immensely difficult players used this trick for years but in December 20th level though cenor found something better so you know we're innovating you can join with player 2 and put Lando in a doorway if player one stands far enough away and Lando jumps the door will close closes while you're at the top of your jump you'll get pushed through the door frame and out of bounds ultimately you can get to the same room as you did from bespin out of bounds but it allows you to do so nearly a full minute faster and is much easier the only problem is that if you miss the door clip initially AI characters can randomly run near the door and prevent it from closing so you really want to get the trick first try with all these time saves combined and Runners still improving their skills on top of that the world record was down to a really solid 245. it was enough for Wii Super to take a break from grinding the category and shouldn't it's gonna be so exciting it's got to be so exciting to grind this game uh uh I just every run being three hours is so miserable and the fact that you could be two and a half hours in and throw is just ah as well other than those two nobody had a few people cut two hours and 50 minutes but over the coming weeks in late 2019 and early 2020 the game would get a huge boost in popularity thanks to an unlikely source tick tock [Laughter] that is the least unlikely source that is the least unlike if you were to ask me what's the most likely way that a bunch more Zoomers got into speed running this that's the most likely if I had to guess dude there was a big wave of nostalgia for Lego Star Wars yeah Millions played it while growing up and after years had passed they looked back on the game fondly a trend began on Tick Tock where people changed their profile pics to mimic how they look in Lego Star Wars with a green or blue circle around them this increased the game's popularity on the internet as a whole as people remembered Lego Star Wars and wanted to experience it again as such Speed Run streams and videos exploded in popularity and starting in early 2020 there was a new wave of speedrun activity and suddenly by February we super had new competitors on his doorstep in second place was T fresh and in third place was led astray both had a time of two you gotta admire someone who can like I don't know see a tick tock about Lego Star Wars think that game was fun and then decide all right [Laughter] there's like three guys who've been grinding it every day for the past two years I'm gonna beat them I'm gonna start learning all their tricks I'm gonna beat her the next that's crazy oh what's up D version Chad too we got the whatever every they're all here the gang's all here hello Lego Star Wars speedrunning Community okay this is the congregating spot 47 and both had aspirations for the world record we super had no choice but to do more runs if you wanted to defend his title so he did and in the span of just one week he lowered the record twice taking it down to 244.30 but this is we superhero is he lurking do we have the whole Squad I feel like we got everybody but we supers taking all the records hey everyone else on the call what were you doing while we super was not knock it out 19. oh he's live okay I got you guys got you all right this wasn't the complete domination that he'd had earlier his competition continued to close in LED astray got a 246 and a familiar face had actually jumped into second place C nor the pressure was gone for we super these guys were both sorry wait one second this dude's grinding bro what are you guys doing in my chat we supers on your [ __ ] ass my average you guys are watching me react to the old ones this guy's out here grinding for new ones all right so another speeder clip right here this one is a little more precise I will watch that both capable of getting the record and could really obtain it any day now we super continued to do runs and a couple weeks later he achieved a run that put away any competition for the record cheers great months of attempts had all led up to this moment it was his ultimate run throughout the first four episodes there were no significant mistakes he gained a bit of time on nearly every level and leaving episode 6 he was nearly two minutes ahead that's final two episodes are three and five and although they weren't perfect they were good enough and when combined with the incredible start he'd had the end result was a monster world record we super wasn't that much risk of losing his title anymore or was he Senor wasn't deterred from the task at hand oh super was now three minutes ahead but cenor knew he could close the gap on March 27th he took his PB down to 244 and on the 31st he shaved another half minute okay despite the optimization of Wii Super's record xenor was actually able to close in these two guys were ahead of the pack it's cool just like the initial subject we super and cenor were locked in a battle thanks to the game's boost and popularity around this time the community decided to have a Lego Star Wars speedrun tournament okay we super Senor and most of the game's other top Runners all participated like it was a double elimination tournament like and there were some great times dude what is it with t who the [ __ ] needs a double elimination three hour 1v1 bro who who killed this dude that's absurd that's absurd that's absurd that is absurd decision [Laughter] do you imagine coming from losers and you win and losers you have to do a [ __ ] eight hour final dude you do not need to double the limb just do a different tournament later that's crazy times put up by several different runners but when all was said and done after the brackets were completed who else would meet in the finals but we super and cenor these two would get the benefit of a big new strategy discovered a few weeks ago in 6-1 spiderless by using a forcible object you could clip into the wall which was faster than the old method of using the spider you can then come back and balance the touch of grade which acts as a trigger for the game to send you straight to the boss fight and skip the cutscene this trick saved the full 60 seconds a huge Advantage for any Runner who could pull it off up to this point cenor had lost one match while we super was undefeated so to win the whole thing cenor needed to win twice while Lee super needed that's exactly what I was talking about dude [ __ ] that legitimately [ __ ] that that's ridiculous that's all right that is not human being can't focus for that long that's just done [ __ ] three four matches I know he has to do a back to back that's ridiculous laughs just one win and see nor handily won the first game we super accidentally soft locked in 5-1 losing several minutes and allowing cenor to cruise to an easy victory that meant there would be a winner take all match the next day to determine the tournament champion this was going to be a tough task for senior big next day think of all he had going against them his personal best was nearly a minute behind we super he had lost to him earlier in the tournament and he had gotten a pretty lucky Victory yesterday thanks to a fluke soft lock luck he was gonna need to play out of his mind okay he doesn't need luck and so on April 19th 2020 in the final match of the tournament with his opponent heavily favored to win [Applause] this was cenor's first world record in over a year back when the Run was 16 I gotta say it so you know we're getting world record in a race in a live race that's ghost that's crazy that's so rare that's so unlikely flying clutchman I mean it's slower and it was actually a close race through much of the run but cenor eventually pulled ahead and although we super finished with a 242 he didn't stand a chance xenor won the match he won the tournament and he got the world record that's Gotta Feeling and the race to sub 240 was officially on once again cenor and we super were the two competitors as it turns out cenor's time at the top wouldn't last long we super wanted the record back and it took him just five days to do so he got a 240 32. this run was actually on sub 240 Pace until 5-5 but the last two stages of the run right about now in the timeline is when we hit covid a lot of you guys are following along but this is right about the time we're gonna hit lockdown in covid which means I'm sure the runs are about to get absolutely absurd viewers locked at home uh on [ __ ] Zoom class are about to play Lego Star Wars like we've never seen before dude it's about to unlock a whole new [ __ ] dimension of grind on are two of the toughest we super lost a lot of time to DV3 and 5-5 and to Door clip in 5-6 sub 240 would have to wait [Music] oh no oh no get out of here get out of here he [ __ ] kills the NPCs we ever lost 45 seconds to Door clip and missed sub 240 by just four seconds wait it's still a world record it's a great example of how tough the end of the run is door clip is in the very last stage and if you miss it initially bad luck can make you lose the record bro how how how long is the last cut scene like why don't you just do this level first say [ __ ] it eat the cutscene you know if people are winning these records by like 30 seconds 40 seconds how long could that cutscene be it's an extra 5-10 seconds over the following few weeks competition caught up a couple Runners named Pickle toe and ginger Legend got times in the 241 range increasing the pressure on Wii Super and on July 14th cenor had a run on sub 240 Pace into 5-6 okay but once again door clip killed it this God damn it one second behind the world record we super had waited too bro daddy my fellow uh Lego Star Wars speed owners ever just get pissed off at door clip you know what I'm saying it's all my to all my many Lego Star Wars Spinners and chat can we all just [ __ ] can I get a hell yeah you know what I'm saying does anyone ever I don't know if you're gonna make some relate to this but it just pisses me off dude when I'm trying to do that door clip and it doesn't [ __ ] work for real come on other players had caught up and it was a dead heat for the first sub 240. but on July 22nd we super had a run with a fantastic first few episodes he then lost his helmet in 4-5 but a great episode 6 put him back in the lead he had a rough 5-5 but with the time to save in 5-6 sub 240 was still possible he got door clipped quickly and left just enough room that's what I'm talking about 240 239. look at the shotgun nuts we super had won the race this was Wii supers 22nd world record bro is pickle Towing chat too no you're [ __ ] joking you made that up the guy was in random third place on that one thing he's in chat holy [ __ ] the gang's all here [Laughter] all right well that's kind of a spoiler because I'm gonna assume pickle toe that you you [ __ ] come out of nowhere on this leaderboard eat face competition from some of the best in the world because you wouldn't show up mine is a random third place I feel like I'm getting a spoiler his sub 240 goal accomplished we super finally felt he could take a break and the runners in second through fourth place xenor pickle toe and ginger Legend have lost motivation after being beaten to the first sub-240. so they all stopped running the category as well oh [ __ ] for the first time many months there was little activity at the top of the leaderboard that meant there was technically an opportunity for someone outside of the top four to swoop in and make a move no let's take a look at who was in fifth place this is he wrote house check [Laughter] he wrote house check when he got timed out for spam what the [ __ ] are you guys all doing here bro let me check if I can untime out [ __ ] user e Roadhouse dude he was timed out by Yeti for an hour 28 minutes oh he was [ __ ] spamming the scene [ __ ] copy pasta so you know where his hands down the best at Lego Star Wars not only does he have natural talent for the game he also puts in the time and effort to continually improve his skills he has an encyclopedic knowledge of all the characters and abilities okay all right I can see there's some plausible anyway uh yeah please don't spam but all right time to see your [ __ ] crazy run here we go I've been running the game for about three months and managed to quickly enter the game's top how how I don't get it how does someone come into a game people have been grinding three hour runs for two years and then in three months catch up I don't maybe learning new tricks is you just start with a fresh mind I guess you said it covet no joke dude 24 7 grinding however during the sub-240 grind he was comfortably behind the big four runners he wasn't considered to have a serious shot at the world record but with all four of them stepping aside this was his chance in early August he stepped into fourth place and lowered his PB down to 241-12 and on August 10th he got on a run where he pulled about 15 seconds ahead of the record by the end of episode 4. there was still a long way to go but he kept level 1-4 as the pod race you have to drive around the course three times to beat the stage so it's fun for years there was no way to really speed this up even the fastest World Records just drove the three laps why would you want to you know what I'm saying why would you want it it looks really fun even a speedrunner knows that you don't want to skip the fun parts it looks funny [ __ ] dude it reminds me of uh uh Episode One racer on the 64. I can't [ __ ] rule but in mid-2020 p53 hamster and cenor combined to develop a trick called pod fraud it's a very complicated trick but the gist only method for checking lap completion is seeing if you've touched an area on the far side of the course and seeing if you've touched the Finish Line region so after driving a lap normally you go out of bounds with two players leave one by the Finish Line region and try to get the other to The Far Side this middle section out of bounds kills you but it lets you build up speed quickly so by dying a few times you can build up enough speed to make it across by touching this region the next lap is activated and you skip having to drive around this setup takes about 25 seconds but a lap normally takes about 60. so you save over half a minute the other big skip is called grieve cheese discovered by pickle Toe with Concepts the General Grievous fight is normally a slow scripted battle where you jump around the level and then attack him on the main platform however he'll only perform his scripted actions if you're actively standing on this platform so you can use Obi-Wan to lure him toward a rock then jump off the platform and shoot him with player 2 before he walks too far away by repeating this over and over you can drain his health without having him ever perform scripted actions unfortunately there's RNG involved he can randomly block your shots which wastes time but ideally grief cheese can save over half a minute with all this and more we super felt that he could must have really hated that fight on pickle though uh uh It's a Grind that because that looks miserable s also uh the current record and he was right on September 18th he beat a Roadhouse by just under two minutes getting a 237.49 a few weeks later he did it again with a 236-08 the leaderboard was back to normal and I think that's crazy about this game that I've seen is that every skip is like 30 seconds 45 seconds I mean like the skips in this game are huge this is like this is many years into running and they're still coming up with like full minute long skips which is like this game is broken we super was dominating the competition multiple minutes ahead of anyone else and still years after the just world record nobody could catch we super at least not for a couple weeks just 16 days after week 36 e Roadhouse managed to get the record back the key to doing this was yet another Complicated new trick okay falconless the normal way to end stage 4-5 and here's my question somebody thought while you're here um the research for these videos are you just are you pulling all these guys in a call and you haven't explained it to you is that how how the [ __ ] are you picking this up from is it is it like heavily interview based it takes weeks I I couldn't see those line he does the runs himself [Laughter] wait uh wait wait wait this is summoning salt [Laughter] foreign he could actually beat every single person at every single run that he's covered but he chooses not to because he's a journalist s involves activating four triggers scattered throughout a big room then killing all the Stormtroopers it's a slow process that gradually raises the Millennium Falcon so you can eventually enter it and end the level however p53 found a way to end the level early to load the last room of the level this looks good which can be done this guy's clearly paying on PC with like a high-res pack or something the game looks way better right here wait p-53 are you here by the way that's my Instagram you then go back far in the level and by crossing a particular line the game tries to save memory by unloading the last room this means the triggers Stormtroopers and Millennium Falcon all disappear the issue is that the game never reloads them once you go back forward so you re-answer the final room and nothing's there since the Stormtroopers are gone the game treats them the same as if they were killed so you can jump into where the open door would be and the level ends this saves about a minute and 15 seconds and erode House's new record was a 234-51 that means that even without talking to Chad he still would have beaten we super maybe it was a fluke whenever someone took the record from Wii Super he was always quick to respond yeah a month later I can tell he's a grinder because he's grinding right now he's live grinding more runs and this video just came out this dude's out here grinding he wrote house set another record 234-32 this was Uncharted Territory when was he going to based on the like this video I assume that every single Zoomer in my chat has at one point set a world record in Lego Star Wars uh uh I assume every single one of you is here because your name shows up at one point in this video to respond well he was more than ever [ __ ] will dude his insane pace he wrote house my road dog more like eat goat house I didn't see that coming he's PL somebody saw this using his tropes against us he always sets up like that when they choke but then he flipped it second place there was nothing more he could do there was nothing anyone could do erode house was The Game's new top Runner and it was hard to imagine this record being beaten anytime soon yeah it's tough to top so he took a break since nobody else had a personal best below 236 there were no Challengers for the record that's crazy however that didn't stop players from continuing to run the game but the nature of the competition changed it was now a battle for second place that's actually such a fat [ __ ] lead nobody else in the game was within five minutes that's crazy that's so cracked world record about a month after the 231 a new Runner moved into second Ginger Legend a few days later he'd be beaten by xenor getting a 235 and then a 234. oh it's important to note that there were very few new strategies being utilized the vast majority of their time save came from getting better at the game fewer mistakes better movement that sort of improvement right by February a runner named Zach achieved a 235 and by March there was a trio of Runners with a 234 see nor in second place Ginger Legend in third place and Zach in fourth place check for Zach Zach and chat what is Zach muffin Zach don't tell me tell me Zach muffin is not this Zack you came in like Kramer dude you said what up big a big fan right as your name came up is that you laughs wait I'm sorry why am I using a Seinfeld reference for this audience uh you came in like Spencer and iCarly you had like the [Laughter] you know what I'm saying you guys get it all right cool for the first time since he set his Mammoth world record e-road house was feeling a bit of pressure they were still minutes away from his record but their times were dropping so he decided to end his break and go back to record itself he's back huh but he struggled to get good runs going especially compared to his incredible 231 it's a little demoralizing on March 6th cenor would once again Lower his second place time 233.05 he was now within 90 seconds of the world record it's still huge he wrote house continued his attempts but failed to get anything good and then on March 9th Zach got on a run that was even with the world record through episode 2 that actually gained half a minute over the record in episode four Zach Attack once again this was mostly due to better gameplay rather than new strategies he ended up losing time to the incredible episode 6 and 5 in e-road House's record but still finished with the 232-23 Zach was just 35 seconds off the world records xenor had a 233 Zach had a 232 and he wrote how I can't see what's going on in chat everyone's [ __ ] spam and something what's we got a mod here right bad man on the loose I think we got a mod uh uh Zach muffin commenting his own run says uh what a [ __ ] choke Omega lol imagine that's funny Alice had a 231. all three of them were doing attempts and all three of them had potential to get the world record he wrote House's time had run out he was now in direct competition with two strong runners there was no question the world record was coming down the question now was which of these three was gonna do it first well on March 22nd e-road house broke through it was only a five second record Improvement but it showed that he still had What it Took this run had another fantastic early game but he lost about 45 seconds in episode 6 from Republican missing disco skip episodes three and five were up and down but since his gameplay overall had improved it was enough to eke out a small record but his work wasn't done yet a couple weeks later he wrote house got a 231-35 another small record but he was making progress while Zack and cenor weren't improving their times still saying don't bother dude that kind of run is saying don't bother I'm not stopping you're not gonna pass me don't bother go back to your six minute slower runs foreign people off run three runners continued to grind over the following weeks the end goal had shifted it was officially a grind for the game's first sub-230. a half hour barrier hadn't been broken in two years that's crazy in mid-may cenor lowered his time down by oh the run is now a full hour faster than when it started they've cut off a full hour of the game for half a minute all three runners were now within 60 seconds of each other who would get sub 230 first would it be the veteran the newcomer or the current world record holder well on May 14th e-road house got on a run with another incredible first couple of episodes once again this was his best Pace ever leaving episode 2. he faltered a bit in levels 4-2 and 4-3 so his Pace cooled off slightly exiting episode 4. but after episode 6 he was still a minute ahead of the record it was clear that this would be a golden opportunity for the sub 230. for the for the speed racing chat you can practice every level individually right like you don't have to just practice with like most of your practice time is just picking one level and grinding it right okay because that would be so [ __ ] miserable if you had to keep starting from the beginning it sounds okay that's not that's not so bad see when you're doing runs you're kind of like already prepped and you've grinded every okay that makes a lot of sense okay that's more like Hitman because like when I practice Hitman I don't do [ __ ] runs I just I just pick a few levels usually the ones in later half and I grind them it just makes okay in episode 3-1 something strange happened a Roadhouse was cycling through his splits to see what time saves he had left okay and he accidentally paused his timer oh no he realized this a short while later and unpaused it but this threw everything off his Pace would now seem better than it really was he didn't know how long it was paused so if this run went all the way he'd have to re-time it to see what he really got okay well he wrote House made his way through episode 3 and it went beautifully episode 5 got off to a great start and entering 5-5 he was a minute 21 ahead okay but of course his actual Pace was still a mystery yeah 5-5 was solid and 5-6 was nearly perfect and when he stopped his splits they read 229.35 okay but he wrote house knew his run was slower than that but the exact amount wasn't known it all came down to how long the timer was paused so it had to be re-timed and the exact length of the problem who is the mod because I want you to know for every game like this on [ __ ] SRC the mod is always like almost always one of the top runners so one of you cop competitors was also the guy reviewing this and [ __ ] retiming it I want you to know that the mods are always the runners [ __ ] Zach Zach muffin was probably re-timing this thinking I'm gonna [ __ ] add 30 seconds hahaha dude yeah it was me no you serious that's so funny if it was you NS would determine if this was the world's first sub-230 that was my joke answer that's so funny [Laughter] how [ __ ] funny all right or if the race they found that you Roadhouse's timer was paused spot champ for 21 and a half seconds okay what does that mean his run was a 229-57 by the skin of his teeth he had died the sixth world record in a row was his most important one yet he wrote house officially had the world's first sub-230. in the aftermath of this run Zack and cenor continued doing PB attempts for a short while both players lowered their times but neither could catch up to e-road house their motivation had just dried up it seems like another quantity break would be in order you're probably noticing a pattern by now whenever Community motivation is at a low point new tricks are always found to bring people back in and right on cue in May 2021 two massive tricks were discovered one of them was a 30-second time save in 3-5 found by Los but the one we're gonna go over was the one discovered in 5-5 this trick was notable for two main reasons okay for one thing it was in the toughest stage of the Run 5-5 was already a completely broken level yeah you had dv1 DV3 and the dv4 jumps yep the new trick fittingly file dv2 [ __ ] every room of the Darth Vader voice of course it was that makes so much more sense yeah no I got that that makes sense [Laughter] right no yeah totally absolutely I was testing you guys anyway TV dv2 you guys just don't know about E5 yet that's the thing is you guys don't even know because I've been innovating you think I haven't been grinding you think I haven't been putting a little time off stream dv5 maybe it's gonna [ __ ] blow your minds they're fighting now how to skip and the other notable thing about this trick it was the most difficult one in the entire game that's right the toughest trick of the Run was now in a stage that was already considered to be the hardest this is the insanity of dv2 you start by activating a moving platform outside the boss room then positioning Luke on a panel beneath it and placing R2 on the platform okay when the platform moves down you can Collide into Luke as he's sliding off the panel if done at the perfect moment Luke will go through the wall under the floor of the next room and you can just walk underneath the boss fight getting the clip into the wall is so precise that pause buffering is used to help line it up right and even so every single step of this trick is hard it's hard to get on the panel it's hard to stay on the panel it's hard to pause buffer at the right time it's hard to line up Luke it's hard to line up R2 it's hard to avoid going too low in the boss room it's hard to avoid going too hot the worst thing is is what is the punishment if you miss it like do you where do you reset from how much time is lost each time you miss it because that's if it's really punishing on each loss then then it's then I in the boss room any of these portions not being done correctly results in a miss but if done properly it would save an additional 50 seconds a team of lava Fang 407 note KO and ejp Man created dv2 and it made stage 5-5 a nightmare tough trick after tough trick right at the end of The Run but with all the time safe potential people had to go for it they had to go and it brought Runners Zach and cenor back to doing runs they each got times of 2 30. and then on June 1st xenor set the world record he did it he had a rough episode six particularly a slow ultraction 6-5 but he got dv2 on his second try fantastic result for such a tough trick he closed it out 20 seconds ahead of your Roadhouse xenor's first world record in over a year back when the runway rosino you just show up every year to take the world record back is that your whole thing you just every every year on [ __ ] Christmas you show up and take the world record back for eight days remind everybody you still got it 12 minutes slower so now of the top three competitors only one had yet to get the world record Zach he'd been in the top three for the past five months even moving into second place on several occasions but he had never been able to take the top spot because he's busy re-timing everyone else's [ __ ] runs get your timers right and Zach doesn't have to [ __ ] check the SRC logs and he can actually do some of his own runs it was frustrating he knew he was good enough he'd been on Pace before and he also had a bit of time on his hands coming up so Zach decided to start a devoted grind for the record but this wasn't going to be just any grind okay he was going to play the game 14 to 15 hours per day until he set the world record Zach began on his quest and over the next two weeks he played the game for roughly 200 hours run after run good Pace after good Pace oh and despite all that he didn't achieve a world record in fact he didn't even get a PB Zach remained in third place behind you [Laughter] horizing bro 200 hours [ __ ] straight and you know PB you know what though I think he's building to something you Roadhouse and cenor disappointing for sure but Zach would still get another chance because on June 13th Runners Zach e Roadhouse and we oh no all right up to grind for the world record 12 hours a day we've seen or also participating at home only 12 hours may have been less than Zach was you guys were all together well you guys are all in the same location grinding 12 hours a day it's actually so [ __ ] hype just a high power it's just a DJ in the house nade shot could never dude 100 thieves haunted house can get [ __ ] from them I want to see this house too but still four of the best runners in the world 12 hours per day for three days straight surely all in there smell like [ __ ] cotton candy bro the clouds were blowing world record was incoming but it never happened 72 hours came and went with no world records and here's why pressure between all four runners more than 20 world record Paces were achieved into the final two levels all of them died to dv2 it was such a hard trick and trying to execute it when feeling the pressure of a record-paced run yeah especially when you're in a house or another one's cheering you on there's a pressure that yeah good luck with that so for Zach a grind of 12-hour days hadn't worked 14-hour days hadn't worked either yeah so he had only one remaining option or June 6 there's multiple I want you to know summoning salt with the way you're phrasing this there are multiple options in the situation you could reduce the number you're you're not 16th Zach began a grind of 16-hour days to get the Lego Star Wars world record that's what you're amazing those last two hours not sleep and he never had any runs on record Pace it was starting to seem hopeless okay I I listen I don't know if this ends up working out but my theory would be that grinding the game for 16 hours is gonna make you so frustrated and have bad sleep and your brain goes dumb that of course you're not going to make any real progress you know what I'm saying you need to grind and get some sleep and eat well and then your improvement's gonna go but on June 18th Zach finally gotta run deep ahead of the record oh and what a pace it was entering 5-5 his best practice paid off time was 228.43 that was a good enough Pace that he didn't even need to do dv2 he could get the record without it I always skip but Zach was committed to going he didn't skip it and on just his third try he got in the wall if he could just make it to the end of the room he'd be in the clear why did he not make it disaster struck he went too low and died forcing him to start dv2 over again your brothers are Heartbreakers bro you're Heartbreakers I relate to you the most because I am also a I throw hours at it rather than oh that that's that's a true grind you know he lost over a minute and ended up missing the record by just seconds had he skipped doing dv2 he would have had the world record yeah but so you want the record you know more long attempt sessions more failed runs but on June 24th you don't want to tap it find himself in an eerily similar situation a best possible time of 228.08 into 5-5 okay once again he could skip DVT [ __ ] that dude he'll get the record [ __ ] that but once again he was committed to going for it respect it was a decision that cost him the record last time this time he hit it first try oh he was in a golden position now 5-5 got door clip and when Zach entered the Millennium Falcons at n5-6 he had just set a new world record for a minute yeah after months of grinding and hundreds of hours of world record attempts Zack's efforts were Vindicated that's actually so makes me really happy because you don't want to see someone throw 400 hours or something and then not get a BB and just be like well that was it because you know what I'm saying you have to get it at the end of the day and he did do it he brought it home he didn't quit I like that he didn't quit he didn't [ __ ] quit dude there had to be times you were so [ __ ] frustrated with this game uh you had to be like this game [ __ ] sucks I'm so [ __ ] pissed uh you mean you had to be just deeply deeply deeply frustrated two 400 300 hours playing every day and not oh man I would be so mad This Record didn't stop others from trying or we super Andy Roadhouse all continued doing record attempts after the in-person Meetup but eventually their attempts stopped in large part because 5-5 was such a demoralizing stage right so throughout the rest of the grinder did one Zach's time remained at the top of the leaderboard he went from not being able to set the record to holding the top spot for six months straight in early 2022 Zach decided to come back to the game it had taken him hundreds of attempts and many months of grinding to set his world record but with no records being set a big opportunity was going to waste so in an attempt to get the game a new world record the community decided to organize one more big event it was going to be another four day break the record session but instead of the game's top four runners competing this time they expanded it to the top 10. oh [ __ ] ten Runners four days and a goal time of 226. oh [ __ ] this is pretty cool these I've never really seen this idea um getting all the top Runners to go to the same place and like grind that's actually that's like a sick concept even with this many Runners nobody knew for sure if a new record would be set but one thing that wasn't in doubt was that there would be a lot of movement on the leaderboards Zach and E Roadhouse were in first and second place and they were the favorites to lower the record just behind them were baking soda and Britto Bacons are still with bacon soda check baking soda you here he's asleep okay he's a Swedish okay all right I confirmed understood damn this is a tight-knit community you guys you guys are a tight-knit community I will say that and I give you credit for that decent odds to get the record and Beyond them was a mix of Prior record holders and newer contenders their personal bests range from Zack's 227 down to a 233 but all of them knew Jerry why you so slow bro what the what what the 233 bro it's embarrassing it's what what the hell's going on brother you're slacking this is you were showing up to the in-person event you better step it up here I'll keep an eye on you that's right that's why they had a serious chance to move up on the leaderboard I'm inspiring him let the world record attempts begin Zach any Roadhouse wait he was born in 97 oh he's the old man of the group oh uh Jared's the grandfather group born in 97. his knees given out I'm 19. okay well then never mind someone said you were born 97. uh this may have been in the best positions to lower the record but fourth place Runner Bricco got the first good chance Rico just hours into day one I like Bricco because I think it's the coolest name I give the official best username to Bricco if you're gonna speedrun Lego Star Wars and your name is Bricco I think you're already a big Advantage he had a run with the best possible time of 225.46 into episode 3. there was still a ways to go but it was easily on world record pace unfortunately a poor episode 3 cost them the record but he still got a 227-47 says this was good enough for second place it was a big motivator for the rest of the group especially for the Recently demoted to third place you wrote house and toward the end of day one both he and Zach found themselves on record Pace in the 5-5 but dv2 would strike again oh you wrote house finished with a 228-25 and Zach got it 27.45 Zach's time was faster than every runner on the leaderboard except for his own record day one had come and gone and despite movement from some top Runners no new records were set day two featured a couple PBS from runners in the top 10. we super got a 25 second PB cut and see normooth from fifth to Fourth Place nice but for most of the day none of the top Runners got anything on a world record pace then late in the night after most Runners were done for the day Zach had a run with two 27 11. it's a 5-5 but of course he still had to get dv2 for a try but you actually did it first try he's the go this was the best chance of the event he had one tough trick to go doorstep door clip oh and unfortunately what was that dive Zach what was that dive you know you gotta hit it at the Apex of your jump everybody notes that dude come on it's like everybody knows you don't do a dive there you gotta let yourself up bro I'm sorry but let's come up we get on the same page here uh he couldn't get it like do you want the record 20 seconds and finish with the 227-38 is that new record best time of the event so far but still no world record frustrating day three featured several more promising runs from Zach he achieved numerous 227s but none were low enough there was a bit of movement from lower ranked Runners as its Jared moved from 10th to eighth place that's what I'm talking about Jared all right picking it up okay see I motivated him retroactively okay he's climbing but his day three was coming to a close the record remained at Zacks 2 27 19. time was starting to run out the game's top Runners had gotten close but nobody had been able to break through but then toward the end of day three those Runners would get a bit of extra motivation with all this attention on Lego Star Wars speedruns a new strategy was found in the Grievous fight oh [ __ ] before grief cheese could be used to get a quick kill but it was inconsistent as he would randomly block your shots but by switching your resolution to 800 by 600 instead of 1920x1080 the quick kill becomes much more consistent on average you save 10 to 15 seconds this wasn't an enormous time save video is enough to give these Runners a pretty big boost yeah yet still day three came to a conclusion and no world records were set was that trick invented by people there or was there some dude who was like sad and upset that he didn't get invited to the 10-man Lego fest and invented the trick at home baking soda found it was he at the event I don't I didn't see he was invented extra motivation have all this attention on Lego Star Wars speedruns a new strategy was found in the Grievous fight before grief cheese could be 20 by 10. you saved 10 to 15 seconds this wasn't an enormous time still day three came to a conclusion and no world records were set [Music] 24 hours to go through the first three days neither Zach nor erode house had said a PB but Zack certainly had had the better chances of the two he set numerous 227s and with the new time save on Grief cheese he was in position to get a record if he could just get there again okay but on the evening of day four it was a Roadhouse who found himself ahead of the record after episode six after utilizing the new strategy and having a nice start to episode 5 he remained in the lead heading into 5-5 this was the level that caused Zach to miss the record so many times in the last three days but he wrote house clutched it out first try he got a first try dv2 and entering 5-6 his best possible time was 226.40 okay e-road house was one level away before getting a 226. going to the exact dive as we call it needed to get door clip do not do the Zak dive yes after wasting about 20 seconds oh the Run was now teetering on the line of being a 226 or a 227. and in the end the run finished as a 227.03 it wasn't the 226 but it was a world record a new world record it had taken over three days but the world record had finally been achieved and interestingly at the exact same time Zach was on a run in episode 3. entering 5-5 this Run 2 had potential to get a 226. oh [ __ ] it was a chance to take the record right back but his final two levels weren't good enough he finished with a 22707 if he had set this time in out grind the door skip Zach grind it all right you've got this you're a champion get this door skip get it mentally or earlier it would have been record but he was too late and with the event winding down it was shaping up to be a pretty disappointing few days for Zach he had done attempts for four days straight and Not only was there no 226 plays the long game he had lost his world record everyone knows he plays the long game runs continued on for the next couple hours but the event had a hard cut off of 11 P.M to get your last run started and as the last few seconds before the deadline ticked away Zach was on the main menu no way maybe you shouldn't even bother starting another run he had done hundreds of attempts over the past few days and no 226 had come out of it once I'd lost record I was like okay I lost record I no longer have a streak of Records it is what it is that's totally fine but I really wanted to win BTR um and I didn't want to go out on the note that I had which was like multiple choked records in the event in previous days um obviously I went on the record back obviously I wanted to win the event but getting the first 226 was still like the priority in my mind so with just eight seconds to go Zach started his final run of the event can I say um what the hell is the motivation now that summoning salt has already made the video laughs you know what I'm saying every speedrunner's goal is to be the first 26 or the first 25 or the first time thing so that somebody saw says your name in a cool Voice once that's happened what the f it's not going to do anything like a sequel you're done [Laughter] you've accomplished the goal you got it featured in the video that's sick [Laughter] and in doing so he joined six other Runners who were in the middle of their own final runs and I was like this rut has to finish there is no world where I reset here because even if it doesn't PB I have to get through this run no matter what once I started that run I was like I know I can do it I didn't think I would but I knew I could during every cutscene I'd be looking at the restream just seeing who was who was on a run and I saw that Ginger was on a really good run and the reason I noticed this was only because I could hear the commentary and the commentary was just like losing their minds they were like I can't believe that Ginger is like on this insane run right now and I was like this must be really good for how much the commentary is talking about it sure enough it was insane oh Ginger was the game's Seventh Place Runner with a personal best of 231.50 now Ginger are you here Ginger maybe not he is here what's up he's been here dude all right let's see you around let's see your run bro fine but with his back to the wall at the very end of the event he had somehow mustered a run on world record Pace into episode five four minutes ahead of his PB but does he sure has this capability sometimes to just play Insane he's enough we call it the ginger Zone and when he gets into the in the speed running community that we're all in we call it the gender Zone when Ginger gets in the gender Zone it's Unstoppable okay he just he enters a new gear a new level anomaly he can sometimes just pull something out that one's never like even thought was possible and I knew that it was it was actually a realistic possibility that he would get recorded even maybe the first 226 just with that run was this really happening the Seventh Place Runner jumping straight to world record well Ginger had an up and down last few levels and he finished with a 227-51 an enormous PB and definitely one to be proud but it still wasn't the world record okay meanwhile while all eyes were on Ginger Zach had started off on an incredible run of his own so we typically talk about a good run as exiting we pay attention to our episode he said why the [ __ ] the commentator is hyping up the other run he said well I'm gonna make them [ __ ] well what's really worth talking about [Laughter] let you take a look back over here they're talking real loud on Ginger stream that marks like around the halfway point in the run previously the best episode of four exits I think 109.56 uh so getting a 109 episode 4 exit was something that had been done I think a total of three times ever and so what happened was I got another 109 and that is something that I wasn't even looking for you don't need a 109 for a 226 you don't even need a one nine for a 225 and that made me a little nervous but what happened next was just plain crazy on one of the game's greatest Paces ever Zach proceeded to play the best episode 6 ever performed now this was not only the fastest Pace ever it was the fastest Pace ever by over a minute Zach was in position to demolish the world record he just had to hold it together for the final two episodes pretty much insane a little bit of time in episode three until I got to the infamous Library skip okay when I got there I prayed to the gods and those gods did not give me a first try library skip okay and not give me a secretary Library skill oh they did not even give me a 10th try library scale so I ended up losing around 55 seconds on it this is RNG this is RNG or what trigger now at this point I was like okay this is fine now I wasn't happy it's only a minute now that might sound like an insane thing to say this was such an insane run that I could afford a minute time loss that's so I did lose a minute and uh everything was pretty much still in order I was still way ahead of the record and out of episode three going into episode five everything was was definitely still set up for me to to get a low 226 it was definitely still in the question okay but while Zach was trying to navigate through episode five the other players were finishing up their runs and guess what ejp man PB by over a minute tea fresh PB by 18 seconds nice we super PB by 40 seconds nice and all of this stuff is happening and I'm on this run and I'm like my mind cannot comprehend everything going on there's four people pving and so in my mind I'm like it's time to focus so I close the stream okay with all the other Runners finishing he listens all eyes were back on Zach he made his way into 5-5 still ahead of the record by close to a minute when you're on Pace this level is the killer I mean it's no question there isn't a level in the game that's even close to this hard and I get to dv2 skip and I realize that my hands are shaking it's very hard to pause buffer while your hands are doing this the whole time yeah so I have this uh this thing that I usually tell myself I'm like you could be nervous later but now you have to hit the trick I get the tricks third try which is effectively my first actual attempt at the trick dv2 skip definitely I would say is a harder trick but db3 when the when the pressure is on when the nerves are setting in is just oh so I miss it once okay and I'm like that's fine but when I miss it twice that's when I start to get a little concerned oh no I think I missed it six times oh I finally got it and at that point I was like oh this is gonna be close the best been opening cutscene is over a minute long and I think that is interesting you get almost two minutes to sit there and and be ready you know to prepare the whole time I was not preparing I was sitting there shaking being nervous out of my mind and my heart was beating super fast what was gonna happen I kept telling myself you can do this you can do this you can do this and I don't think it was helping the toughest trick in 5-6 is door clip it was a trick that killed many runs over the years but this run was perhaps more important than any before Zach made his way through 5-6 and miraculously he got door clip right away first try he had some leeway and as he entered the last room of the Run he was in position to get a massive record so enter the end platform and I look at my timer and I'm like I can probably do this so I get there and I'm killing the I'm killing the Stormtroopers and it's going a lot worse than it usually does I should have absolutely been cementing like a low 226 5x here and I was actually starting to lose a lot more time than I thought and I took a very bad death what I killed no storm troopers it just died which is just a flat two seconds and I was like okay now I'm cutting it really close so I killed the last guy I look at it and I literally just say please please please my God please I didn't know what to do to do besides just pray I hit the door I looked at the timer 2 26 59.7 I was at first in disbelief for about half a second he did it and then I lost my mind I could not believe it I was just so proud of myself the amount of emotions running through me were just unbelievable I couldn't believe it the last run of the last day he gets the record back 226 was incredible the culmination of Zacks and others efforts since the start of the year but it wasn't the end of the road for Lego Star Wars speedruns there was still room for improvement as a lot of time was bled in episodes three and five yeah so even in the few months after the event there's been a lot of record improvements just a few days after the event ended Zach lowered the record by another 21 seconds largely from cleaning up the final two episodes right he'd then lowered the record down to the world's first 225. machines in part to a new strategy in 5-4 by ejp man meanwhile both e Roadhouse and ginger Legend were getting close he wrote house had a couple runs that barely missed record due to a missed Skip and ginger Legend had taken his PB down to a mid-226. of those three runners Zach would have the most success in the following few weeks ultimately lowering the record to the first 224 but that's not who holds the record today what that honor goes to a Roadhouse how is 224-43 this record featured a fairly slow first four episodes but had the strongest final two episodes ever in a run that's where the world record stands today to most Lego Star Wars is a game that you played 10 years ago for fun then never touched again it was a neat distraction and a source of nostalgia but in the end Lego Star Wars was a game of the past but to this dedicated group of speedrunners this game is so much more than that they've been able to extract thousands of hours of enjoyment creating rivalries and friendships that have lasted years they've given the game A Renewed boost of popularity years after its heyday and over the course of a decade this is how they've lowered its world record oh that's cool thanks for watching if you enjoyed the video please consider subscribing it really helps me out he runs for decades old games that was fire that was one of the best ones that's one of the best songs I've ever seen that was great that's fantastic the VOD of the let me check speed on that Conway I want to see the VOD of Zach breaking the record at at the back after that unbelievable run um we still have ejp down 30 seconds from his first skip the Agro hey how do you not remember congrats on the wait hurry oh my God please just kill everyone the beach guys like four left it's okay it's it he's close oh no no no no no [Laughter] oh my god well it looks like an hrock chat room in here it's all the same people I'm seeing [ __ ] bricko fat and pickle toe and chimpkin and laughs uh serious what are you kidding no no what [ __ ] way excuse me and he's done it Zach has won BTR he got record he got the 26. he did it last run of BTR world record literal no reset that's insane all right that's a sick that's just that's that is I mean oh uh yeah that's amazing uh wow that was really fun to watch shout outs to every member of the the community that was in the chat all of these goaded spirits that showed up congratulations to all of you on your achievements it was really a really impressive story that was really that's that's [ __ ] cool um uh and good luck where I know some of you are still running even post somebody saw a video you're still running well I guess right after the video that's when you want to run the most because everyone's intrigued you know everyone comes in uh anyway shout out to you have a sick community uh Drake's to everybody that showed up in chat Trice all these guys are putting insane amounts to their life on the line to [ __ ] push the limits of a game for our enjoyment um sure they earned a bunch of fans today uh it was very very cool uh I'm gonna raid Wii Super I'm gonna end stream now it's 11 41. I got I gotta wake up tomorrow I got more stuff to do for the German thing I got a lot of things to do uh I'm gonna raid we super we're gonna pass on some love I want as many people who can who are here to come in and show some love say hey we're gonna pass the whole community over um and thanks again to summoning salt for for uh making this awesome content and being cool with us reacting to it um raid we super dude good night everybody see you tomorrow I believe yeah see you tomorrow bye

at the close of October on a silent night on the brisk fall winds travel screams of fright a life has been taken a killers on the prowl eight suspects in a mystery of murder most foul [Music] [Applause] QT Cinderella will not be liable for any controversy drama or apocalyptic Calamity that proceeds follows or is inadvertently caused by this event as likely as it may be you may however blame Hassan [Music] I think they're on me I don't know yeah I'm sorry there's a lag everyone act like I had a really cool intro welcome to my house everybody well I guess it's not mine I just work here my name is Mrs White and there's been something very suspicious that's happened here tonight I would love to introduce the owner of the home Mr body if you would thank you Mrs White hello and welcome to my home it's lovely isn't it I have curios from around the globe that Mrs White meticulously maintains please meet some of my guests that I'm having for dinner thank you Mr body for everything um our next guest I'd love to introduce is Professor Plum please make your entrance ah I'm Mr plum heard some crazy shits happening see what happens great thank you Mr Plum so nice meeting you for the first time ever I really think that next I would like to introduce Miss Amelia Peach hi I'm Amelia laughs see you later miss Amelia Peach next I would love to introduce oh the other so lovely Miss peacock how's it going Miss peacock yep that's me are you excited about this evening yeah everybody keep doing that no reason we'll see you later Mr peacock next I have the witty Mr Green I love that hello hi hello hello hi glad to be here my name is Mr Green I'm a church man a praying man and I'm here to have a great dinner with some great friends and hopefully come out with a lot more thank you you're welcome you're welcome next we have Mr Colonel Mustard I'm Colonel Algernon mustard thank you thank you for my service oh whoa hero and a big game Trophy Hunter thank you for your service and now who everyone's been waiting for eign the gorgeous miss Scarlet hello hello I'm Miss Scarlett I think I'm just the hot one um I think I'm French Italian but I can't uh I do I can't accent so I'm going uh anyways um I'm beautiful and thank you she knows what she is she knows what she is and this is Mr body's Manor I hope everyone's excited to be here today we have a fun night in front of us just a little party perhaps a little murder I don't know I don't know that's how my parties usually are my stockings are falling they're parties what podcasts oh oh sorry um for everybody watching I'll explain the rules really quickly because everyone here definitely understands them what's going to happen is each person each person in this room is going to be given a card if they receive the king they are the murderer we will then attend cocktail hour right here where we will socialize with one another the murderer kills by winking at their victim the victim will count to 15 and then they will die oh I have a question what if you can't wink I have it wait wait try try right now black and wink but I was just in character uh try no she said characters you can't oh yes with two eyes yes okay what are you talking about she's playing her character that she's gone you're being a fruit it's not quite different than you did originally it's a little suspicious accent no that's not how you sound like from the south I've always been from the south you sounded like a boy in a high school classroom a boy who most certainly is not jock-like in stature how dare you I agree nothing about this man screams jog ungodly one would say theater Charo he was witnessed until he was 13 years false it was 12. if only he was that way he would have a jack-like body yeah milk makes you stronger are you saying you were struggling the tea till 13. absolutely 13 I take offense of that 22. well now look at him now he's just a poor Partners boy no that's for sure anyway you can also double blink to kill if you would like now the victim counts to 15 and they die and they die in real life and they never come back but I think that's the life they do yep they'll come back and then we have an emergency meeting as a group as a town who we think it was we will either vote we'll vote somebody out this might be the murderer it might be a non-murder regardless we will kill them too and they will be dead that sounds very sus come on I can't believe you've done this the joke landed flat if that if you think that's the last time I'm doing that you must be delusional Mr body you two seem to be found friends huh yeah let me go to the same church we go way back not way back way way back no but in the bed yeah I knew it um sexuals we will continue until there is either uh we've killed the murderer or the murderer has killed everyone in this room and that is the game and I hope you enjoy it and lightning strike outside spooky now all of our destined characters go into the other room to start the game should we start here we've just moved now all the characters all right wait who as a wall veteran I choose first I go first to choose my God that is incorrect yeah we're going to we're actually we're going to just start as a line right here everyone stand up and you're gonna circle around this way so this this what the accent um I don't know what to be what should I could be French Italian like I don't know how to be French well what do you call that this handsome this hand this handsome young man I sound old this handsome young man will go first don't tell anyone what your card is good luck out there okay easy pickings oh right Miss Amelia Peach thank you all right miss the body all right lovely Miss peacock are you Mrs White or Miss White I'm Mrs White I'm single oh miss that's why thank you so much for this I will not be joining your church sir why not we have a great gospel I don't believe in Jesus a great one all right make sure you put your cards back down once you ready we're in that day and age now where we asked a woman to speak to what um how are the travels coming into the party where'd you come from I live here as it is you might have to keep things we have to keep things just a little open for the camera feel free to restart you have any Charlie temples I know who the murderer is oh my God no one's died yet but I know there's a murderer Among Us you can't accuse a murderer when a murderer has a Cuts it's Professor flow come here you [ __ ] Mr plum what's actually over here in private wait what it doesn't seem like a good idea good luck though we can't do it we're gonna have a private conversation how are you doing well we're having a private conversation I want to ask you a question I want you to answer honestly okay only a murderer would have such a striking questions just blinked you you no it's not that it's not that not yet at least you're fine no no no no no no no no I was just like killer here [Music] come over here I'd like to talk to you why not please you have to pay me to talk to you okay well I'm [ __ ] Rich so I've already wasted my time come on please wonderful you're acting a bit weird Miss Garland well you see I'm a little unsteady yeah all right a little cringe excuse me in my church I talk about all about the true God oh my God oh my God he's gone he's a doctor of anthropology he's dead yeah well I think we should have a meeting in here so rest further with the heavenly father does that mean this house is available your first thought in the way all right the body can go to hell now goodbye all right keep open to our um eyes over here I can tell you all what happened well you were with him oh you were with him yes I was with him well let me speak okay okay I was with him and I was interlocking legs Roman style sitting and during that I I saw Colonel Mustard it was come to kill him verily so you sausage pocket how dare you sir I'll do the clap what's you you with your devilish ways and your silver tongue no seduced Mr Plum my lover what that's right your lovers yes yes okay sir mine might be so what do you have a problem with that Mr Green in the church we teach other practices but it's fine by me as I saw you browsing my ways too seductively can you quit talking about [ __ ] we're not talking about talking about the will of the Lord you're saying I did it I came over you're to defend out of fear that you were going to be devilish and conniving once again and I walked over and I saw luckily I was there I saw you murder him I think Colonel muster did it mostly because he said let's break off and talk one on and his best friend dies no I didn't when did I ever did that multiple times no I just wanted to have a conversation with this Scarlett um about uh uh theology look I'd like to bring some additional information to the table if I may so my Gentleman and a fair woman Mr um what's his name Mr body wasn't in this room for 15 seconds to get killed by Mr Plum here it was a mere 10. is that I know then he died so my suspicions are across the one of them I just had a lovely conversation with Mr s in a very long time what'd you talk about not interesting lame yes are you a Christian yes oh well it couldn't have been hurt yeah what what I'm also a Christian no you know it's not me then we talked about getting on our knees you did say that you would get on your knees give them everything father daddy yes remember so I remember okay problematic I would like to murder them I agree with you Mr Green why because you probably did it why because he there was the time didn't match up I think it's Colonel Mustard you know what I agree with her asking why I think it's Colonel Messi I've switched it's why do you think it's me um now you cannot make an accusation like such and walk away to find some time at a time in the future but for now the time's up we will point at who we think I still believe that it is Dr Plum making an attempt to save my lover's life whoever whoever gets whoever gets the most points at when I count to three is murder who are the murderers like blindfolded no it's fine oh why are we all acting so hastily change our votes what would it matter it's still a murder from mustard what the [ __ ] yes what's the rush wait wait it's three to three you have to make the right it's three books to me I refuse to vote make a lot make the right choice no I'm just saying you believe this man killing is a choice Psalms 3 14 murders occasionally fine oh muck I love that yes that's not true yeah no it's cool are you a doctor of theology right now yes foreign you know what you were a doctor of murder one second the Lord came from and whispered to me then it was a cone oh someone that likes the thrill is that your final so does he tell us or does he just go yeah oh no he tells us hey worst murder of all time and once again the Lord comes from up above and guides me again in the ways of the world the Wicked Ways thank you God thank you back you can if we're all in the same room you could look across and wink at someone mid-conversation no I don't I mean I think we should have a split at the start we can we can spawn I think uh we can spawn in different rooms each time like what you did with pulling people I know what you were doing you were like fake murdering me yeah to see if I was the murderer yeah which is why I didn't like go I was like shocked I'm feeling better than ever yeah we're shocked when I just sold you were shot crazy that you killed in front of me yeah I thought you were making a bone-headed decision or the most brilliant play of mother I had ever met no it was good because there's no other Mr body what was your conclusion still um of two minds so here's why God is good if you want to know I think that because no one was going to separate and you were foolishly pulling people over there and it was suspicious enough that I could I thought I could cast out on we also need to make it 20 seconds because you waited five well he announced to us that he was killing me so I think that changed the clock when he was like I'm making like a minute for the person a minute 30 seconds 30 seconds what and then I moved your leg and then I stood on yeah the process of me it's weirder to do a countdown when I see the wink yeah it doesn't work but like yeah but like normally you would hit report in that situation also there's no repulsion you told the other person in the room what you were doing I have an idea huh why don't you give me a knife and then I actually kill one of these guys okay whoa I don't love it well I let's make this I do that because like I have to make sure you were aware of it it was a full 10 30 seconds 30 let's do 30. I'm gonna throw in two uh options that we can how we can change it too uh we can add another murderer two killers so there's a chance that they accidentally kill each other or they or there's just more people dying we can also instead of that option number two is adding a detective there after somebody dies the detective role has to figure out who did it by talking one to one to one with each person trying to figure out who did it one one murderer 30 seconds or two murders 10 seconds I think you go Jester Ah that's also a good idea I think there's someone here that's real horror for attention and they are fake murdering okay so you never you never do the blank but you but you do things that make people think you're suspect like him taking and if you get killed by the murderer you win okay last round there's one component here that a lot of people are missing and you will recognize it when you become the murderer communicating that you've murdered someone to them without letting other people know that you've murdered them that is like a genuine logistical problem no I wink that this guy doesn't know how no way no I winked at him but if he told you I was murdering you you would not have understood I like how he went the one logistical thing that everybody needs to understand okay well I don't think Mr Green was killing me but he was just blinking yeah but he literally we started off the route we landed there and he blinked at me and I was like what I thought it'd be funny in the moment so I'm like that's what I'm saying like okay well if I wasn't the murderer no no no no fake doing it and you have to but I mean the thing is the seconds to process it and then if he didn't die from the wink then maybe no but the other person doesn't know if someone is fake blanking I don't know yeah so then we should do gesture well not yet we're not yeah you also you just do crazy things indubitably okay let's just do another one 30 seconds okay vanilla 30 seconds having a lovely dinner party reset recess I need a new accent why I like yours that's why you're so full no go for Birmingham accidentally burn them go Birmingham groovy baby this camera and this camera on the table oh thank you this is Peach Mr Greensboro Alabama God is good are we ready I'm headed to the park yeah can I join you for a drink Mr body I'll join you Lodge at The Parlor come on gentlemen do you have Shirley temples yeah many different requestsbury table I don't know where I didn't know that Mr body but yes man of the Lord do you believe in Sciences there's only one oh my God raised from the ground back after seven days [Music] doing more to put feathers all over the place then than actual cleaning directly into my eyes just in case I drew that from memory seven years later is this a reindeer I'm an artist an artist that's his name you're having fun I think somebody's dying what no God oh no I'm a professor of uh [ __ ] Money Weed is what I said earlier what what the hell Her Last Wish was to flip you off well I mean that seems the murder has happened because I don't know wait let me check she's dead that's one way to check her pulse no well relax it's a shame that the meeting room has now been tarnished by the murdered body in which we will talk about who did it the last person to die in this house was my mother and she was quite overweight we had to take her out with a backhoe God doesn't like ugly that's interesting aggressive tape wow pasta does anybody suspect anybody three men five minutes we're learning who you've been talking to we've been talking to honestly I don't remember the names are a great hit the dead forget I've been talking to miss white the whole time this is why that is a lot you have also been talking to Mrs P have you been talking to Mrs Beach is that true do not fear sin no actually I did not talk to her ever not once no Kappa it's a professor term for [ __ ] I didn't see myself teach once I talked to Mr Peach Miss Mrs Peach at the very start but it was well over a minute ago all I know speech when you came into the room and you asked me if I needed anything on the way out I don't think that green [Laughter] [Laughter] I can't clear anyone and another point that I think we should all play very close attention to is the fact that Mrs Peach came from this room and started wheezing and coughing uncontrollably in this position right here within her body was found here who are the people in the room me I was one of them and Colonel Mustard keep it going he was one of them no no no you are not there mister I was here no we're talking about that room we'll talk about the other one in this room we were talking about cancer body we've all made icons you want to leave it yeah so who do we vote for I don't think we vote this round I think we let it slide that is suspicious do you have anything other than suspicion [Music] sushi I'm suspicious to the people who Mr Green are referring to we're in the room with her in the other room why not this sure because I'll keep it a full stack she walked into this room going which I thought was genuine she is I thought that was genuine as well yeah I thought she was doing yeah I made eye contact with her when she was standing there and I remember thinking I could hardly see her eyes because of the tintana glasses so he's trying to say that you killed it Mr body no I'm saying that I was suspicious that it'd be able for her to kill had she and what does that do to our point she's dead now all right well I guess we can rule her out as the murderer good point Thank you time to vote now who benefits the most from this conversation getting sidetracked by you Professor Plum by me yes you you've me not the it could have been anyone it's not him it's not it's not him but he's not my love I think it's Colonel Mustard again you must be out of your dang mine the math is good if you think it's me you must be crazy fact or fiction you could murder without anyone noticing you across like the person who must have been a murderer in this circumstance but I do think that the earlier theory that we worked on which was this is what Mrs what I don't it's one accent it's fine to show you it wasn't me one second what it does it did strike me as awesome peculiar about the fact that you once claimed Mr Plum to actually be derailing the conversation and having something again and then in a moment's notice right actually assume you your pitch actually went to more of a British thing instead of being a southerner I was like never British life okay all right this is time to vote uh if you choose to skip you point at the ceiling don't you and if you don't you point at the person it's getting better okay we should we should do a face down below by the way I agree I agree with your theory before we start the vote I agree with your theory that it was 100 don't try to get on someone in the other room I'm being sincere with you exactly dick rather everybody close your eyes three three two one and vote I hope I'm pointing to open your eyes well that is three votes for me in it did you guys it's not enough to kill though oh okay no yes it is majority oh there's six of us there's three skips oh but they're in different directions you mean majority or do you there's seven of us I've done the math again alive don't I yeah but scripts don't count for the boat no so she lives okay all right professor of gender studies not very good at math problems because they could be talking for way too long and then they'll just rule themselves innocent hey you know what I say I just I would say just walk away you sound rather British now my friend I feel like everyone is suspicious Southern to British I will be following you around I've always been from this third party it's interesting elsewhere I'm in a room I don't like to rule anything Lord once has uh I don't think it's cutie Cinderella um what is this binoculars how was the latest War just like every other War it was a great one it's a great one many trophies I collected is that what you're saying so I do declare I am now maybe I turned away in perfect timing Mr Mustard maybe now you're linking behind my back I wish I was I wish I was the murderer why are you both wearing binoculars indoors they're trying to figure out it is there a time limitation to our winking uh social fun social Gathering I keep pushing the wrong button it's five minutes total but the murderer pursue pursue murder before the for them why would you say that because oh God I'm sorry that's so dramatic a murder has taken place I'm a doctor stay back she's dead [Music] [Music] how to check though who would kill MRSA say it again ah yes yes I think me thanks that it could be um Mr Green why would you say that because you looked at her very intensely and then you walked away a while ago how long ago a while a while a while would you say it was around 30 seconds if I do say so myself I have a theory eager look as though he was waiting to be killed because he was worried in the first round of about making adequate eye contact to deliver or receive a blink almost not deceptively doing such a thing he was not so I'm glad I spoke the majority of the round to Mr Plum so I don't think it's you also he cleared me I don't think that's the behavior of a murderer well there were two people doing binoculars the perfect opportunity to deliver a killing blow I think it is the heart Mrs Scarlet the Harley oh no not me I would never do such a thing to my slurping retainer queen that is mine she did say oh one look at my bosom and she passed away right as she was passing away I'm innocent because she wasn't looking at my eyes she was looking at my chest what say you that's a great [ __ ] I have nothing else to say about no defense and now I'll only be focusing on everyone's eyes and not looking at the bosoms defense of yourself myself yes I do declare sir what I have never been in contact with Mrs peacock I was never around which takes an Affliction however Southern Britain however there was one that had to single me out who put me cast me aside in the room whether he was checking if I was a murderer or not I cannot tell but I do know as soon as this Unfaithful Jebediah walked away and made his way into this room a murder happened in this room I did think he did he did he did I don't know I hate to say it you're a leader I'm a man um that's what they always say oh well then who do you think it is if it's not you well if I mean it all comes down to one of the two ladies of course I like that but I still think you did do not remember the first round yes or me you and Mr body we're having a pleasant conversation I said Mrs Peach was in here could you clear him for the first round this is important information could you clear him for the first round this is why you haven't been acting Godly he wasn't gaintily involved in his goat conversation declare someone I would need to look at their eyes for the entirety of the five minutes what I did possess was about two and a half minutes of his time eyes down make you vote on three one two three and three votes three votes Mr Green okay so he took that bullet well the Lord will clear my name in due time were you the murderer sir the Lord will clear my name in due time because I am innocent oh my God yes but a bunch of demons and thugs in this room interesting in it have fun with the Lord now I have a feeling that was racially motivated by us I was the only one who didn't vote for him I'm just saying either racist about it don't say that confidently but it is time to Mingo in it I'd like to say Colonel Mustard sees no color I don't even know what raised any of y'all up my gun I see no color well I have no legs all I know is that it's not me I don't like it interesting Hello friends a bit earlier first yeah on the fritz you know when you're hanging out with me she didn't die after I talked to a little bit but yeah yeah she did that wasn't me it wasn't me bro I don't think I would at least I don't think I think you would either they would look like they're getting kids you sure did murderer says what [Laughter] that's one for the books you I used to do palm reading can I see your hand oh check my Palms I want to know my steady 75. I'm not that I'm a killer unless he is a psychopath but to be fair I have served in many battles [Laughter] when he achieves climax he doesn't get over an 80 BPM I know that from experience you're revealing fast sorry let me feel what the pulse of you oh I don't know what he's doing I was feeling his pulse when was the last time you talked to Mrs Beach es can I have a chat with you over here oh yes woman to woman women away [Music] goodbye remember me a murder has taken place yeah you seem real surprised by this one mustard I wonder who it was who was it Mrs White listen I don't think we need the timer for this one listen I don't know what accent I have but I do know that wasn't me in it okay ah here's the thing it is weird that Miss Scarlett took you aside and then you were to murder her solid was always a fine actress perhaps for her final role she decided to convince us that the killer was someone that she dragged into another role or perhaps she was murdered over there and then alerted Us by coming over here I don't know who is oh it's different in different ways yes yes motor there and has a final Act took her into the other room but to confuse us to confuse us you think I think me thinks what a wild accusation this man threw yeah why was it I sometimes I like to get boisterous okay it was a joke quit be real oh I thought we were all established it's a bit too on the nose isn't it yes precisely but you think she would do something I sound a little bit more British didn't do it I'll tell you what wow a very good results because I am in love with her I love her she's my lover it's a passion killer there you go we do things it could be a necrophiliac I don't know so I would never kill her I wouldn't do it I have to be honest I'm Plumbing up a tree here I lack critical information what I really don't think I was two on the nose I think it's this one because he wants it to be me so badly it's surprising that one person was around every single time someone died I wonder who after three rounds of playing this game we could point the finger of blame at suspicious I am just very friendly and who who the thunk that bird kind of looks like it's got a penis for her head and is that just me she's distracting us it's time to vote nobody thinks that interesting just me who thinks that all right hi I'm Shadow the glass ceiling and vote for Cutie because I don't suspect her at all and maybe that's because I have internal misogyny I don't know that's interesting internalized massage even imply you're a woman Mr body saying that all right everyone face down and vote who you think it is uh three two one oh oh wow how wonderful in your final Act it's like how you get to shoot him everything yeah I was innocent no I knew it wait I knew it wait before you leave Mrs White is it possible for him to just murder and then it's over because it'd be one to one there's no way to vote out absolutely that's how he wins all right then do it it's not me well then leave it to me professor Mr Bobby no is this a dagger I see before me the handle towards my hand history will forget Mr Buddy you don't want to check his pulse I think I've killed him from fortnite dancing on your bodies that was that was Devolution yeah hey [Applause] very very theater kid well not chocolate at all I was helping Mr body I'm not I'm the theater kid yes really yes did you see his death Jesus he's a hyper jock theater oh it's the most theater kid death I've ever seen do you knows me no I had no clue I actually thought it was Hassan I like it what beauty place she does this thing she goes that everyone who walks by to like give them a chance to murder her which is right which is why I literally thought it was you because you were like this the entire time yeah honestly right through why because she I killed her I killed her and then she pulled you aside to the right I thought I suspected that I literally said I think her final performance she but but it's like it was so on the nose spicier yeah you can't play with among the players yeah they they like they don't want to win they want to throw unless it's for me and also I wasn't in there long enough with her for her to kill him yeah no it's 30 seconds yeah it was oh oh yeah it was great yes I thought you were gonna kill her that's what I thought too I voted for you so it would be majority no well yeah I mean you're the killer I'm I am I'm a wild card I'm just going random everyone's always gonna everyone's always gonna say I'm the murderer anyway so I'm just like oh yeah you made it to the end you didn't make it to the end I know because someone's gonna say You're a murderer at some point no no but this time I was never around the parties that were to be fair I'll see your defenses to murder everyone's gonna say I'm gonna kill him no I did the British accent accidentally this time too every time you get accused of murder you're like it was Mr Green and I'm from New South Wales Mr Green it why would it have been me sir the accent control yeah do you want to change you want to make any changes do you want to try the detective round two killers I think it was good I think this is fun this is wicked I hope Chad's enjoying it Chad is I just checked I messaged my mom's I said can I get feedback how's it going and they all said it's great we love it everybody loves it I have one complain if I could yeah I would work on your accent it beautifully went from Southern Texas to [ __ ] no it's like yeah if it plays you sir can you do a bad French I'll do French no it's not I'm still living what's up Southern sounds like if you want to say no you're sounding more like this which is way more Hitler I am it doesn't matter it doesn't matter where I came from but I'm here now with y'all so yeah [Music] how come no matter what accent I have on the tackiest version of them start off fancy you'll be like yes very nice you know I'm not [ __ ] yeah well yeah Princess Bride we're um I can't I can't keep it uh let's have another game in it have a game then yeah you [ __ ] drop that at the gas Mrs Watt and I'm from North Carolina and I'm excited to have you all here today I think it's time we play again all right if everyone could get in line for me darling yes all right gents impossible to be murdered here go handsome choose whatever one you'd like there you go gorgeous gorgeous again so I can't think of it once again I hope you do not think I'm the murderer once again you said I was the murderer every time but I was right on one case yes you have a 50 success more success than you punch all right what off rip oh no he had died Grace we have extra ruts we just already my God what it must take to kill a man that large Mr Mustard are you are you sleeping God dead he's dead yes there's been a murder ER I don't know how to say that in southern this was quick I haven't talked to him once in years Miss Scarlett you [Music] um you was the last one with him yeah so that should have made me an answer so tell me who he was with before you oh [Music] and they're looking quite ill the whole time yes oh you're looking a bit ill who did you talk to you know I was like what say aye are you without copying my absence she has no good information yes I [Music] Miss White made her way into my room very quickly after the beginning of the game and she also didn't enjoy the song what was the song I said Joe a deer a female yeah I did it I just love musicos really fast faster than Mrs White did that's me you too [Laughter] [Laughter] a new smells who would you kill Frenchman because I'm smart yes wow that's great to hear it it's a terrible defense he thinks I'm smart I want to kill you so I don't do something going on this is huge for me oh wow different accents are switching accents and I go well this is a great compliment to me I think it's timed about in it so everyone looked down in on three if you want to skip and point at the ceiling or you point to the person three two one oh I skip I would rather be wrong than lose again to him it seems like they want a free kill I just I'm not going to lose them skip skip looks like you skipped that we skip that right I'm the only one with the conviction to kill an innocent man so that I don't lose to him um Mr body time to mingle in it I don't remember any accent I've used I'm starting selling Johnny Depp that's the only thing I got anything else [Music] um everybody else's eyes [Music] [Laughter] she was one of the good ones wait a minute I'd rather not I think she's dead she's dead whoever kills is very fast in it I need these two women to stand across the table from the other four of us I agree oh what happened such confidence because while I was talking to you your intellect is lacking so I was able to trash the room with my eyes that [ __ ] hurt out again that hurt back in game it's interesting you know what you say sorry what do you mean out of game it doesn't make any sense um why could it not be you Michelle I'm tracking everybody's eyes I see everybody's eyes that could be a death right there that could be a death right there but as a man who's willing to throw the game to protect his ego really is someone who's murdering okay that makes speaks conversations about accents accents dialects and then I ouch or did I I helped I went in they were like did she how you talk so cool and I was like to pretend to just pretend like you're somewhere or somewhere man ask both of you have a question yeah do you suspect the other one you were in a triangle no I don't because she if she had to choose she would have murdered me because I'm fun to murder is that true no I will never kill you oh well is her then she's wow well I guess the case is something I think it's this one I would like to I think it's her I think it's her it's I don't know wow they were pitted against each other no accent they're women anytime all right then hey you sound like my mum all right then I'm gonna porridge for you I see continue Mrs pickle and I were having a great conversation I walked in made some friends probably kills him well I didn't do that maybe so what they were Whispering about I wanna I wasn't me I didn't mean it I'm just a little shy I should stand on this side of the table now there has to be someone like that really yeah I think anybody all right oh it's Mr body here 30 seconds I think it's Mr Green because she died right in front of him why would that be me it takes 30 seconds for somebody's Hearts to start something because she stopped moving there okay if it's not you then um it's kind of crazy to switch oh it's crazy it's crazy switch to me don't you see how I'm crazy for anybody I'm just having a good time with y'all so please I'm voting for him no I said I would vote for anyone anyone I think it's fun I think I'm just having a good time with everybody isn't that something a killer would do I agree back to the wall God not on their side I agree stick the finger out to everybody in this room why don't you I think it's Lily oh oh so there's four from this why really I'm out of here then are you I'm innocent oh no you are good no no I know how this was I wasn't I'm not an actress yes it sounds like you've played Among Us oh yes perhaps you should perhaps I should would you like to speak to me oh no not you well all right I'll just throw up the statue for a while no you know I'll speak to you all right how do we feel about this murder we're actually childhood friends childhood friends is a long time indeed we all were so sure it was her you pointed down well it's because our defense was so dog poor defense at some point even if they are not guilty kill them they add other factors to the game certainly the defense is therefore they're looking around I am British Italian French and Wisconsin yes I'm I'm the mix pedantic pedantic okay but that's exactly this pedantic mean are you a man that says things he doesn't know Master buddy you know Mr plum then you know potential I don't understand it it means that you're not expecting well all I know is that what do you know Miss Scarlett everybody I know something why would you say that if you could come down upon us right now and please gift us with sight or Subs Vision too vision and just intelligence to figure out who this murder is that would be what did she fall again I'm revealing are you dead I left died oh she said I've died but very sexually yeah take this thank you it's you I'm doing my best to protect the Chastity of this course oh God except for the love of God somebody help that cause did you guys know that you can get a free sub to the channel by subscribing with prime gaming did you say Prime gaming when you get the sublime in the bottom right corner you can subscribe to Prime gaming for free when you link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account so get shoved up now if you're enjoying this murder mystery experience and here's the thing all right resume 75 of us here can't even get a prime true are you doing trying to put my arms we have a problem gentlemen everyone in this room is suspect suspect to an action that is Unworthy of an honorable man still not come to the conclusion of who that dishonorable man or woman could have been it's him it's him stupid excuse me listen what there are four of us if we kill him then there are three of us yeah then we lose because if you're wrong well what if I'm right but if you're wrong it's a necessary chance so that makes you quite stupid or suspicious can I explain why it sounds he sounds like an honorable man the first child he was very fast from the second round second round first round whatever my memory is all good second round is very fast to put everyone against me and the Maze they're very attractive one made that's my suspicious that was the second round oh God was the second round that was the second round I'm okay not voting yeah I always seem to switch up obsessed problems fast Lobby what thank you what thank you I don't have any thoughts Mr Plum I don't go by your means of thinking you have no sense you have no ooze but what's your guess do you have any any sort of English I don't like her glasses and doors Mrs Peach why it just rubbed me the wrong way I wouldn't be able to see you wink even if you didn't wake up you could see it well yeah do it [Laughter] it's fun I think we should spin uh I could say you I've already said my statement fellow if we are to skip that being said one of us they'll die but then there will be an opportunity to really get down to who did this who committed this crime dangerous game of chicken all of our friends are dead one thing I did notice is that when Miss Scarlett died she sent the phone flying thus breaking our timer so we have no idea how long it's been oh I think we should vote right now in time yes heads out vote ASAP surprise so we go again a dance with death what's wrong Mrs I just feel like everyone's being suspicious of them because there were sunglasses indoors that's very common people these days sunglasses indoors is common to Bunch Folk I have a problem with Mrs Beach what is your problem is the sunglasses it's a bit out there yeah to touch from a side yeah oh she's looking at I do think it is difficult observation Mr Plum what are you looking at right now you are you looking at me yes are you looking at does anybody notice you no you're not dead oh don't pretend to care I'm dead he's dead can't be happening this can't be happening it just can't be happening you know it's him how how would he know it's me I was staring at him the entire time he's all looking into my eyes I wasn't looking under your eyes I was staring at a mystery yeah two realities but oh go ahead Mr Plum sorry no you said but no go ahead just go reality one he was now dealt when we were here reality two he was mailed out when we were there to supplying those aren't realities or those aren't things that I couldn't have been murdered there so generalized assumptions only two things that could happen oh you gave him a little wink and then made direct eye contact with me so that I wouldn't have suspected that you were the killer Mr Plum you think this speed there's a flash I would not exactly but something yes you do maybe as you were walking this way when you was already in the room you gave him a wink which would have particularly timed it correctly yes yes at that time then not suspected out the fact that do you know how comes raise your no I don't it's usually like the reality that is most likely to happen is what did happen yeah so what was your reality you didn't really have a reality well we all looked at each other at different points it was so early in the round when I did that yeah and she was the one who wasn't looking at either of us she wasn't looking at either of us but she was also either as [ __ ] why am I in this position well I was following you guys but you said it's him yeah because I just think like you know I feel you are a murderer so why is it not you why is it not made Mr Supply it makes sense it was him too right this is true the maid said that and then yeah in a very in a very attempt is still green what is clear it's one on YouTube oh Kevin won't hey Mrs Peach let me entice you with a little bit of things because I just did a bit of theatric um acting to actually bring out the truth in this matter Mr Plum knows exactly why Mrs White pointed to me he was actually on my side that round when we were having a discussion at this table and realized Mrs White's back was to the wall was pointing her finger all across the room and then when you were on my side Whispering your little thoughts in my ear talking about I don't trust Mr body trying to gain my trust this entire time also that you could turn it around me very ungodly what did you say that run he said it was Mrs Peach who did I vote is that wrong I was suspect of Mrs I did not vote with you I voted not I voted Mrs White yes that proves nothing you missed proves that I wasn't trying to gain your feet proves I was trying to gain your knowledge which I thought was lacking why would you instantaneously prove it why would I institute I'm confused why would you instantaneously try to gain my Trust In the Heat of the Moment I think it's you Mr plum thank you oh it's voting time oh my god listen here you're trying to gain your favorite God is inside of me I do love God I've been inside forever not lie to you you were suspicious of you is this around Mrs White wishes I don't need a shame last round because I know where my heart lies this is plums I'm done speaking Mrs Peach and Mrs fish three yeah two one congratulations I can't tell are you gonna wink were you I am not a killer Mrs Peach Mr Plum does it again you still lost his speech Mrs Beach you called out everything perfectly right and I I was so lost wait is that wait did you come over here and Link everything wow everything to a t wow and I was trying to gain your favor and I had to Pivot last second because Mrs Beach was on against you wow Mr Green Man I think um we both voted for him and I won I thought that was what was going to make you vote for him okay this [ __ ] does drive by wigs every time I know you're a little too good at it he's just I've never made it dude I want like an awesome type edit of me like talking about everything and then just scenes of it happening yeah but what was your nightmare that you I lost you twice yeah no he marinades you every time congratulations Mr albodi I had to kill you he's a jock I don't care I don't know who it is I'm murdering your first round it is because I'm a jock you're scared me no I don't like this if you murder me first round of me do you think I'm a jog uh no you're if you better be first trying to me do you think I'm a job I just made the rule I'm literally copying the rules from the rulebook of Clue she builds you out game one no I was gonna say there's no way I murdered her three times yeah the odds of that are crazy yeah meta Guardians all game long though I know you did Mrs White yeah well that's true it wasn't me it wasn't me I had a really good kill that fast wink is Bruce yeah the will kill or which kill no kill the one where he died while you were walking in the other room you just looked back no one saw it and then and then miss Garland came over to talk to me and I was like I feel like they're gonna think this Jam [Music] thank you why are you so sad yeah but I'm like really good at this game oh my God like a theater kid would be I'm really good at this game and humble let's try it back all right all right then back to the drawn I wanna change my action on board of it back to the drawing I'm not keeping the French the French was hard reminded me of a chamber I want to go if you want to play it's a French is hard you're French yeah Mrs called it how much I do like your necklace yeah oh thank you [Music] [Music] another dead body listen I don't know how he did it I'm convinced Ludwig did it I've I've been trying to walk away with you I believe you I think it's Professor vote me out um out first he's a jock we have to keep him around kill me oh it's this [ __ ] hair girl oh there's her phone it can't be us right oh it is it would be very difficult but she's he looked us before kill me it's not that different no it's not false I think it's kind of funny we've killed a big tall guy both times why would you say it's not that difficult I mean do you have no shame he's falling out McKinley from anymore shame a man dies twice and you think it's funny none what is wrong I just want to kiss her Mrs White's information is famously unreliable I don't know what you mean by that huh the gimbal die see this the Chat is dead the Chat is dead so I forgot to charge the the gimbal thing that's not bad all right what was going on in that room yeah let me tell you we are out innocence you fell yeah what oh the good Lord comes down and tells me things that's all Miss peacock not only you don't think I didn't see that little play you did well you might have winked that Mr um mustard and then turned around and act like you were taken off a glove on the table I was taking off my glove because it's so swollen whoa what happened you got bit by a fighter it's a bug bite someone who is experiencing extreme guilt it also looks like some of them hey Mr peacock reasons aren't Rhymes okay A bit of info I'm not sure I'm voting round but like that well no no I'm just hear me out mathematically we should always Skip One voting round otherwise it goes down to four and it's the same situation as last kid so you should always Skip One whether it's the first or the last I like his funny numbers so we should maybe take the opportunity to skip why do we keep trusting him huh I hate this because that is something that a non-motor would say but maybe he's in our brain making us think that he wants to prolong the game instead of taking his own body then I just started why are you already jumping to conclusions because I cannot lose three times I would sooner die I feel like I shuffled them cards very well he also chose last he also checks the same it's the same mess he also chose that is it the same man the same math right I think so I think I'm past math class Mrs Scarlett yes nothing oh it's just I think it's this one I think it's this guy I'm just getting all sorts of um does seem suspicious just being told a lot of things no Mr ready three two one vote Isa everybody's point it looks like a skip then isn't it yeah you said to skip and you voted yeah why why Mr Scarlet why God doesn't forget and God doesn't skip oh my God I do I do have a question I'm not quite sure how to behave because I think I saw something well you should have told us that well I don't I don't know if I'm supposed to well I guess you missed the time let's carry on hi there Mr Speaker you know what I mean I don't know oh Excuse me yes okay what did you see me over here come here I'm in quite the predicament um I saw the murder right happened right in front of me no you know what Mr Scarlett yes why don't you just stand in my eyes this entire round what is that mean okay you are so far far from getting it right I'm telling you I saw the murder happen okay and I I I I I think you should just say that [ __ ] bro I should just say it that does because you were like with four people will know in a few rounds or we know what else I saw it yeah okay so I will say what's that inside it was God was right in the previous round there was three people on the bench over there Mr colonel popcorn kernel the standing rights in front of me I looked down the hallway and what do I see a wink from this gentleman right here [Music] this is Blasphemous I don't know how this gentleman planted this again because he was in the other room he was three of us were together he is famous for chain gun winking it's true I am yet yet you have spotted stupid little mouse now runs from the cat s we could wait for five minutes or you can kill me and have some justice I mean maybe I saw incorrectly but that is what I had seen everybody quit Mr Bobby I was yes I thought I saw him do it we have different stories you believe me that's really weird huh I saw you me yeah I thought I did what I mean so I thought I saw you do it I thought I was gonna back up your story seeing him do it but apparently but it's a man that's interesting I'm an innocent man I am being wrongly accused and I'm gonna lose again to him I don't know how he's doing it I don't know why he's doing it but he's doing it wasn't she that the one that said it I did she saved it last time she dread her out of the room to die I don't know how he's doing but he's planting this information can I say I like plums they are quite delicious daddy delicious anyway it's moving on somebody maybe I just saw him cry I have nothing to do oh no she's allergic to plums I have a film should be fine huh [Laughter] I got it well I think she died let's talk about it yeah should we talk about it Mr clown looking more comfortable than usual how come I never know who it is huh so miss White's all Mr Green Scarlet small wait you saw Mr Greenhouse no I didn't see him I'm just short all right your peace it's you this is your MO I don't know what that means huh modus operandi oh I'm getting her I was operandi Mina what did you see Mr Greenview I'd like to hear that you know what I was in there and he was actually I don't remember crossing the belt line when you're nervous and hopes to feel better about yourself what's about lionette his belt liner no my shirt came undocked I looked rather slovenly also can we talk about how you said we should pass and then you passed Lane by the way I'm the only one who passed that's what no no everybody passed yeah no everybody I voted who loves Packer Miss [ __ ] he voted Mr Green Oh Thank you Mr Green voted for Miss Scarlett so Mrs Peach was the other one Miss Peach also passed correct so four passes majority passes she's dead I think it sounds like a bit of a way for you to maybe try to not get focused under your [ __ ] patties mate this new accent is really tough for me just picky blinders I think we spotted and not someone guys are you guys been in front of me I'm confused oh I think it's you then why don't you just why do you think it's me because she said so and she's ready you said it was her how old are you I'm pretty wishy-washy I'll be honest and [ __ ] say you did it like a man yeah [ __ ] [Music] to pass but I have hypothetically killed a lot of people and I usually kill the people I don't talk to where who's this talking this is accurate yes but you're also talking to what if you were to change up your play style at the very end what if you did that instead he also sing and we all were in the rain two people to vote for I know the way you play can either vote for me you can either vote for Mr body every other vote's kind of dumb right five seconds make your choice or we could skip shouldn't skip twice it doesn't make sense for the map because it resets false I don't know maybe if you vote for me which possibly you should make sure you vote for him next ready three two one eyes up oh oh that is Mr body is out I saw it correctly Mr body it's two and two no it's two three skipped three you wait two one two one two one two three Skippy he definitely lost I did it I'm proud yeah it was like thanks for watching thanks for hanging out this is gonna be our last game I hope you guys enjoy it we'll make it a good one for you I hope it might be bad sorry son you had a good eye line do you see the difference but what I do not deserve is the Betrayal I face for Miss Scarlet who saw me get murdered and for some reason did not make a better assessment you saw me get murdered what did that happen why did you not advocate for yourself your death wasn't in vain I just waited a little bit long for them to be absolutely devastated hey I would have never killed this is why I'm a homosexual man wait chat I cannot trust ladies chat do you want to see the for the last game do you want to see the cards or no because a few of you are saying don't show us the cards I think they want to play along yeah double double blind spooky oh that's a good point okay everyone's saying yeah show this you can show the cards to this camera still because that's for YouTube but don't show it to them yes I'll do my Korean accent always um wait what I'll be because of that let me hear it uh you know what I actually I have a bit of a sore throat and everybody when you show your card to the YouTube camera stand on the T you're just speaking French and not doing a French accent you said your name is grapefruit yes um if I die first round again I'm just leaving if it ends round one I think we should do a second one too yeah we can do the same we'll just yeah like if we find them this is like the final game and then it's like [Applause] that's why I'm playing all right okay all right let me start this round yes well Maps apparel store closes tonight oh sorry Wellness apparel store closes tonight so what's what's the length [Laughter] you're gonna have to go so much work no one's gonna do that he's too dyslexia just what can they Google I'm just gonna find it out for you because this this is pathetic wait well there's another will enough who's a frisbee player yeah like a long time ago ah dude he's really good at first Sunday Sunday yeah he does like will neff.store that sounds check on Twitter maybe this is hard to find I'll keep it aside will an f.store 100 last day I have that I have that same problem with chicken remember it was like she can't do no is she can't start no she can't stop merch GG's the one oh the sweatshirts there's not anymore thank you I love it all right all right all right can we start on this side yep we'll start on this side again it was my first accident I was trying to do not one female [Music] oh he's a guy who's like um he's like one of the most active voice yeah I'm gonna show you how a real Frenchman does this an entire game of walking is gonna get solid annoying I will show you how a real person though we're all walking yeah I'm all right take a look oh my God oh wait somebody give me the accents I'm drawing blanks everybody said we are changing accents right so I'm doing a walking round that's right wow would you look at this room it looks like somebody died in here wow whoa I'm a little bit worried about looking at me when there's a face happens oh man I was sure he's dead irritable bowel syndrome you sound like um uh like the uh Dracula like the sound the Steve Carell Christopher who was around the dead person chocolates his cereal comes around but once a year and it's spectacular that's not how it works yes do you think John dealer comes once a year well booberry and monster Crunch and dragonberry do wow that's Frankenberry I can't find this is stalling for time or just uh you know loves to do his Christopher Walken okay let's talk about what happened all right was it was a green man around I was looking right at this Russian now here you gotta say a couple things that like work with the accent I think by the way thank you so much I just want to say thank you so much she makes me look so good in compared like my Channel's gonna come back tomorrow and be like that's insane you are golden you deserve an Oscar yeah yo I used to make funny but I can't anymore yeah because you're just gonna save my girlfriend sucks and you're right yeah it's not good she said she said I'm rushing this signage all right we are starting for time who is going to benefit who was around the green man well you would like to know wouldn't you yes I feel like that is your point when you speak to the accent you just think of sentences you can say not sentences that are helpful to the conversation so you just saying do something like like what you like to know but not like yeah you're right like it was me it was I am losing my mind that counts for yourselves who's around him I was I was around him I mean everyone around the table was everyone with the exception of you were on the couch yes I was on the couch that is not suspicious maybe you blinked at him as I moved over to the couch is that what you did she's playing yes because it's beautiful and I like it because it's hot it's hot she's got to me no I wanted to see what was going on assess the situation from a distance she didn't like go to the couch really fast Madam [ __ ] what do you think zero information honestly Fair all right everybody I'm both eyes open wow there we go I'm gonna skip yeah head down everyone I'm not doing that he's gonna kill me [Music] one vote [Music] I guess I should just sit here until Ludwig kills me I'm just looking at I know it's interesting very sneaky sneaky sneaky Turtle mustard you want to talk over here for a moment let's talk let's talk privately listen if I die you know who it was okay not one female mother just like real life I'm joining the male serial killers no worst case we can play another game show a woman gets it worse case well I won't tell anyone it's rigged something [Music] that's right so you think the women can't do that a Pity vote you think you need to win four I just want you out of this game without Mr body oh my bow out anyone who's made from my accent then that's all of us it's so good okay I know Mr body won't listen but I was the final person with um Colonel Mustard which is the most suspicious so I don't mind dying but before he left he was doing the Cutie get him out the staring at everyone and in the one I'm most suspicious of is Mrs White oh what yeah his wife when you're looking him inside I like to look at all my friends in the eyes crazy okay do you have a better defense I can't believe that's I look at everyone you all saw me in my eyeballs huh I didn't see her right in the box that's what I thought I do think this makes Mr Plum innocent I think I was trying to no James just get rid of them I I think it's we can't lose like this again obviously like he was last with them I feel like that's too obvious wow but that might be his life look I I don't mind being voted out at some point I think he could vote out because you want to help the winner our balls we can keep it simple we vote out Mrs White and if it's not her oh we can keep it simple we'll be more you know reassured wow Gaslight girl boss they keep this one he's long he's long he's lying you guys know I love looking at all your peoples you know that I know I love it so is your your only reason for thinking that it's me that I looked in the eyeballs her yes yeah I looked you all in the eyeballs up it is awesome I do I think it's him and maybe it's because I'm crazy and maybe it's because I'm twice a bit in one shot French too now but I think this man is so genius that in the last round he'll do something so unspeakably obvious that we would go there's no way a player of his caliber you can always talk a reason into why it's me so I think we should vote her and then vote me next round personal vendettas against you like multiple it's a lot of personal vendettas don't believe his lies please all right all right heads down huh this is like the movie Memento I'm living in Groundhog's Day ready you're just voting me every round three two one oh come on hey said all right are you to you I'm innocent I'm lying I'm [ __ ] murder yes he changed his strategy that piece of [ __ ] it was too obvious games we gotta do one more we're doing one more time one more he did exactly what I only thought maybe he just wouldn't get it again yeah change the strategy I [ __ ] smelled it that's great that I was gonna vote that's crazy because you chose last yeah I know but it doesn't matter it's the same oh God can you stop yeah you're not trying she's really quick I'm not trying to yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] that no I should have killed you because you know I was dialing I think you would have made any reason to kill me I was gonna take you out of that game yeah even if you had had your eyes so shut up bizarre I think you're terrible LG lady win last night actually actually oh my goodness we should play chat blind again yeah trap one all right ladies I'm so sorry let me pull the card that I absolutely threw that game to win that game but I could not let it lose yeah good move [ __ ] this guy okay here we go I was like there's no way he's gonna be like that obviously if I had done that to will then I think I would have gotten away with it because Raven said it'd be perfectly I did I did exactly what you wanted me I I saw that yeah no I saw that I was like there's no way I came with you very comfortably and I was like there's no way it's a one-on-one and he's gonna pull me ah all right so the YouTube video not the chat huh uh no sorry this is what you did last time no you put it down I put it down so I don't wanna I don't know which one it is [Music] pretty good I don't trust you yo this is peach yo where you going bro oh God it hurts my eyes a bit can you pay crack command wait do it all right for this round I am going to be doing Edgar from Man in Black do you remember Edgar from Men In Black the alien who's wearing a skin suit yeah I'm gonna do that what is that come here I'm an alien oh yeah unlike some more with some sugar in it I can't understand you sound like um drawn and we are now playing go go all right very nice I will be British this time now that uh Ms White is so terrible at doing Bridges they look good in comparison that's a weird thing to say to me yes it's true your accent is fraudulent swivel in the eye I have some suspicious stop looking at him I'm not looking at anyone I'm looking at the ceiling blowing my lifespan or am I adopted hunting person I'm looking at everyone's eyes at the same time now I did that they always call me here for it as well what's going on I don't know where I'm from adopted actually it puts lotion in the basket happened he's dead [Music] all right okay me in um which one are you done it I would like to vote him out Roy then appreciate the concern not me really no well what are you doing why are you doing that face oh I'm Australian oh no no there's not sound or feeling at all wrong but it's not that it's not the accident why cuties struggle so much your accents because it's hard to think of words and then do the accent well the problem is oh wow like this well let's talk about very strange talking obviously or let's say it's not a woman [Applause] than women oh that's not true women just don't get caught I don't care that was a very weird Mark for feminism it's untrue but also even if it was it's weird actually um dead men tell no Tales that's what I always say okay experience it's just we haven't had a tribe unless we haven't had a try I'm gonna try not to like much like feminism who was talking to will you're such an ally I am and I I don't remember who's talking to it if we replay it Excuse Me Miss Charlotte yes will was here for almost the entirety let me finish Miss Scarlett was here doing this this I was I was here that's awesome he was staring at his pocket that's true did he look back at it then we had myth who was positioned here Mr Green position here no that's not true I was there we had nope you were here like a U-Haul truck taking up a lot of room Drew very joke I believe as many would say the final three pieces of the puzzle that I don't know are these three women well Mrs cook was standing right in that location what were you doing radio for the sake of maybe the game lasting a long time maybe we just vote him out and then we know if he's the murderer I agree and then we can move on quickly would Mr body wants there's no way I thought that the second time will be on it but this time for real for you I don't think so I don't [ __ ] know you know what I'm gonna skip it let's do that let's skip everybody's down all right yeah yeah I think it's um why are you pointing at me because I want you to die you were not pointing at me before you changed no I was you moved around all right I was the murderer no no imagine oh I miss it poppy [ __ ] I don't deserve this death at least we can't lose to him again that feels good that's a win everybody feels nice all right time to socialize I guess we're all murderers on this day yeah but that one feels good huh some murders are acceptable yeah as a matter of fact I agree with that a little bit when it feels good that's on your channel so not mine okay well why were you well well well you were so tall yes Wings doesn't it mean yeah these are these are medals that I won in many wars that I was in which ones that's fine I was in English the whole time I have no accent she did the devil is in the detail yeah devil is in the detail a murder happened geometry is sacred I remember I remember I seen it I've seen it off they tell me guys I died you're supposed to like talk down all right good luck someone else is in children tell me okay I'm confident how long is the clock supposed three minutes here three five minutes okay it can't be the terminal I just talked to him who do you know who do you think did it I know who killed it who is it Mr greens simple geometry she did it she killed him she she did it I did not she did it I did not she killed she killed her she killed her what evidence geometry what evidence do you have Mr Green I I let me tell you for this bold accusation I was over here talking and then I was looking at documentary I was looking at Mrs Scholar's Direction and then she she called over for her to come over but then I crossed her body that was in that point where she winked that cute eyes no that's impossible I know she's innocent would you be defending her for no reason you'd be defending a murderer please and we worked together the whole time [Music] where are you actually yes what I did see what did you see I did see something what did you see my friend what I saw was the face of a murderer last round as we deliberated I studied your face my face I did I looked right and I saw I saw bloodlust and I saw elation no no no no and one of the rounds we did make eye contact for a very long time and I'm Not Dead but someone else died how would it have made sense for me to be the killer when I was standing here Miss wife Miss White was right there you could have called her are you vouching for him that's true I could absolutely be the murderer you're right but I believe it's you I don't think it's the colonel the entire time I was holding conversation yes you were looking in his eyes yes yes the entire time no it wasn't you because you're a bunches no other information and you were looking at me the entire time no do you fancy my bossom sorry it's a boy I found see it interesting oh my gosh did you look at me to figure out if you're the Killer maybe two place a murdering no that's what I thought no no no I believe [Music] right here one of you two my suspicion is used to be one of you two didn't catch each other I think one or you two didn't catch each other if I'm being perfectly honest I think you've made a compelling case at first about Miss Scarlet but I do believe it's you close your eyes and vote three two one vote okay one one um wait wait wait wait wait wait Julia I no longer vouch for her and I no longer vouch for her because Mr Green brings a compelling let's not let's not stand in the circle yes yes have you ever played chess would you like to play a game Mrs cook maybe don't forget me I miss you seem like real okay I do have feelings for you oh it's one of those situations how clever clever yes if one of you three okay very nice your stories Miss peacock where are you from yes where are you from where are you supposed to be from your accent I I feel like I've heard it before you like my accent where is it fam is that the Southern drawl line here Alabama oh very nice very very nice okay yeah no problem I don't know yeah did you find that yeah she's from Alabama yeah it's very nice what about you miss Madame gray food a minor has happened she's gone she's gone what happened she's gone how did she die well that makes things quite interesting doesn't it does especially considering that you two were the only two people I suspected I agree do you are you forgetting the fact that her back was turned to me we were looking in that direction we were looking at the back of her head well you threw her in that room for 30 seconds with her alone wait a minute yes yes I get it you know Mr Green Mr Green Let's Point our fingers at the end and laugh but then when I come to the table with viable Solutions we all try to Blind Eye you said it was Miss Scarlet initially yes what is your assessment now then it could still perhaps be Mrs Scarlet I don't know that's not an answer Mr Green we need answers I don't trust any of you don't you get it get in it yeah get it in it yeah you think it is I'd like to come over and talk to me you know it couldn't have been me right no I don't know that right Mr Scarlett you came over to me I was looking at the back of her head here in this room I was here alone for minimum two minutes all right a minute and a half there's no way there's no way to Scarlett and the fact that how long you were over here yes were you talking yes those of you both of you were here for quite I was alone I was no I was alone and then you walked my way but we were together before she had exactly perished but I just don't you know it could have been let me think here you were over here anyway having a conversation any little things I don't think I did that kind of motion and then you and then you maybe winged at her churned away walked toward me knowing I wouldn't suspect you because I earlier one of you three other Killers figured it out what is your case I couldn't have been you I mean I have no answer for that question at this moment the only thing I know is oh I am not the Killer Mrs I hope this last this last round made a rather compelling case that neither of you or kill us and there is one we had not suspected thus far oh wait yeah are you really from Alabama yes [Laughter] [Music] but I do believe Mr Mustard colonel innocent thank you for my service really I think he's innocent how was that possible it just doesn't make sense that he would I made no conversation or eye contact with why would he kill the person that vouch for him last round to make him seem innocent okay I don't know anymore the same way that Mr um did the same thing okay we must Vote or vote to skip because it's full but I don't know at this moment oh yeah intuition tells me what what does your intuition tell you that it was Mrs Scarlet oh no no no no no it's me we're going to lose I am very curious I'm willing to throw huh what I don't know I'll skip it I think you're playing as much yeah Mrs White then did you no I wasn't at that angle good performance and also throwing the game therefore I think we should vote for Mr Green how are you gonna turn on me even though well you've accused every single one of us this round so why don't you because it couldn't have been me happy take a look at you let me look at your eyes okay we must vote we must vote always closed vote eyes open oh I can't believe we got them oh I'm innocent no that was that possibility are you lying no no you're telling the truth yeah oh no okay what okay well now now you can murder it does what look me in the eyes so it was you yes oh my God you think it was me did you I did for a second if I call one more [ __ ] game I was like it's compelling too good [ __ ] I try I'm too good you were right though the England yeah [Music] did she not well she wasn't looking at you yeah you did you did it yeah I have no information on I don't I don't I actually oh yeah yeah you know what you do when you're the murderer you turn off your ex ago so smooth it was so smooth she was like with someone too and she was like yeah I was like all right well they were together the entire time I started to panic too because I went down really earlier in the route I didn't see that one yeah so I was like Lily when we were having a conversation waked at me with both eyes and I was like she went like this [Music] winking with both eyes is just blinking okay I mean but you like made a movement oh god well there's been a murder I hope you had a good time thank you to everybody here [Music] [Applause] hearts and chat design on the camera and big shout out to frenzy Studio who did all the production behind the scenes and will help with our YouTube video that will be way better than the stream so don't forget to subscribe because it's gonna be because it's gonna be cooler than the stream so they have to watch the Youtube videos it was really fun oh thank you for coming everybody super fun can I keep close yeah you gotta keep the clothes Wicked I'm going to dinner like this yeah we should we're going to dinner now you can't come chat see you later bye shoes murdering everybody

into yeah there's four people in their call though so surely they'll uh just disrespectful not show up on time and we're going [Laughter] atriox seven why is his name hdrx7 who is this who's introduced to me that's rt game [Laughter] what the hell no i'm not switching positions with hrx 7 he's trying to switch positions with me oh he's trying to get on our team interesting no no no no wait is is who's the real one a truck i gotta ask do you have the lobby id hidden i'm not live i'm not even live i'm not even live i'm not even okay okay okay okay it's all good i just went live but i wasn't live uh for that there is a way to uh hide lobby code if you want that it's in the settings let me go to that and so because it will happen i i have no idea who atriox 7 is actually because that's not adriana yeah i think i'm braden yeah just tell me i'm gonna ask real quick i'm just gonna goodbye here i found a way to not even show it i'll just have my friend list up because i can't go to settings in the middle of oh so i'm going to be down honest i love this at 6 00 p.m i woke up i went to the gym this morning and then i fell asleep immediately and then i got a call from stands one minute ago saying hey your team's about to boot you [Laughter] you made it you made it right on time point is i [ __ ] the second i got that call i jumped out of bed all right i don't miss this thing and what's funny is i was up late last night watching pokemon unite dragonite guides from oh somewhere on the ground i was reading about every character's passive all their abilities so we were studying up all right the big thing i learned was um really memorizing the timers for uh the arduinos the the dragonmaw or whatever and then right like like knowing him in and out and like getting ready and yeah i was watching his thought process the rank one guy as he played and it was uh all about that um i got people in chat typings do not matter in this game thank god is pokemon unite going to be the top of uh twitch today we're taking over it's climbing it'll get there we'll say hot tubs and beaches arduino yeah yeah yeah yeah what is it actually called because i keep calling it arduino audio of the [ __ ] melee controller okay they give you lots of experience in the games and they give you a lot of experience in this game too adidas yeah i remember when i played pokemon let's go and just farmed with chansey that was funny because it was like that game the xp was given to you based on the hp they had yeah i think that's funny catch a lot of chances um how long do we give adriana like two minutes and then we put in a cpu oh wait adrian is in their call so adrian is there she is good all right all right so we'll just start as soon as she gets here no time for her to mentally prepare four minutes which honestly for connie creators is not that amazing yeah yeah man the age tournament had us waiting like forever look because my chat doesn't know how [ __ ] annoying i was for the past like three weeks i was at every wanting everyone you were just be like if you don't react to this being kicked which is why it's weird that i thought it was 6pm [Laughter] but you're here now that's all i'm here and i wouldn't miss it for the [ __ ] world all right i'm ready uh i'm gonna write down these spawn times i'm gonna look them up because i actually don't have them memorized and it would be good it's actually very smart i'll tell you uh the most important ones are uh 850 for first b's and then 720 for second b's and then seven minutes for first read we need to we need to make sure that we're all there at like 7 20 bot lane yeah contest first and we either zap we either need to all shred it or all take the team fight we can't we can't we can't be split up here's what i heard i heard that the best reason to pick dragonite is that hyper beam or whatever is the best secure on all the big on and on yeah so i need to like be there early with my thing charged up and ready to [ __ ] help yeah steal it before secure it so stack those dragon dances and then let that hyper beam rip when once it's like drop below like 25 just pop it eat it yep all right i mean i've never done it so it's you know we'll see but we'll wing it it's pretty intuitive you just press the button and uh hope that hope that it targets the dreadnought yeah is there a setting that i should change to make sure the targeting is different i feel like it's all right yeah go into i want to setting you late now i think go with what you know okay that's fine we could do it after this game if you need to but there is a setting that allows you to press a for players and b for creeps got it [ __ ] it we ball we ball all right now we just wait oh also um whoever spotlight with me quick i just want to talk about yeah uh ross you know he downloaded the game this morning um he asked yesterday if it was a pc game so i mean kind of uh ross this is the first time he's typed in the server since it started uh said i'm here and he's buying blastoise because it's his favorite pokemon and immediately try and give him guides and i don't think it's gonna help i i'm excited to watch that stream back i can't wait to see their first game um i can't believe dylan's not streaming this that was the that was the one i was looking the most forward to seeing uh braden so he was saying in the guide that we shouldn't do like the little monkeys on the way or whatever we should not do them but we should like skip past some of them to get to the our arduino first okay okay be there at the start then we beat it before they even get there and then go back for our monkeys so we'll kill we'll kill the first we'll kill the first two monkeys then we'll go we'll we'll we'll skip the two and then we'll get to the one up top so we'll call that the atrocity right let's lock that in the atriody we invented that one yeah everywhere yeah popularized by okay so after they see it on the stream it's going to change the meta yeah we're inventing our own little meta and then the last thing i got from the guy was like if you're losing or they start dunking on you just get to that jungle start doing the creeps get back in the game yeah honestly if they break our top that's all we can ask for because that spawns three audinos up top so you just farm those three audinos get back in the game and then we can then we'll be able to contest the team fight so if we're like winning super hard i would say don't even break their top like get it as low as you possibly can and then just keep stealing their farm up top like or just come botton because like we'd give them so much farm by breaking that first tower what's up small ants in chat are you cheering us on small ant let's go small ant verbatim this team is the team i would support to the death imagine dragons for life we need to get some imagine dragons merch i'd rock an imagine dragon's uh jersey that logo is actually really clean like i'd buy one i i would too if we could if we wanted to i would i would get some jerseys oh wait guys why is there so much [ __ ] sunlight i've never i i can't never game this hour i love color scheme and their logo so i i i'm a big fan what's your favorite logo because honestly mine is team pikachu's daytime racetrack all right so check it out uh seal team six there's the buccaneers yeah i just wrote i got definitely quick chat uh so i woke up i went to the gym i came back i fell asleep i thought my stream and my tournament was at six pm i was wrong it was right now [Laughter] it was that it was at noon um i got a phone call from stanz in bed that i almost ignored i was like one second from ignoring it but i was like ah [ __ ] it i'll answer stance because i was literally [ __ ] sleeping you woke me up i was pissed and he's like hey your team's about to replace you [Laughter] and i was like oh uh thank you i gotta go and i jumped out of bed no shirt no pants no hat and i started up uh pokemon unite and i got in this game and then i put on the classic sigma tank i put on the enron hat and we're ready to go still not wearing no pants am i in heaven i have a lot of natural light in this room and usually i stream at night so you've never seen me like this but what do you want to do i also had taken a lot of things out of the background to be more white um because i was doing a important call and i didn't want to have i had this card gone and i had the purple things gone you don't need to be more well i wasn't saying i need to be more white i was saying the background needed to be more white but hey listen maybe you guys have died and gone to constant heaven you ever think of that you ever think maybe you've died and you've gone to content heaven okay you've ascended all right i gotta mute upon how it was you ready born ready ready we're gaming now oh god it's time oh it's gone let's [ __ ] go content baby rocco that potion will carry us to the very end it's rock oak baby i think you go to the bottom they think they think they've got you and then you just potion up and then we we flip it on them what's the button for potion again why why got it i'm gonna flip it oh my hands are cold oh god it's like smash bros all over again oh i gotta warm them up if i had to pick two out of three items it would be buddy barrier and muscle band right not the other one buddy barrier muscle band yeah that's what i got okay unfortunately i did not get level 10 i'm level nine what if i level up about this can you level up you can't you can't get anything off of these unfortunately well if somebody takes off you're so close you just gotta grind one like in between i know i really do honestly even if you do like a quick game maybe that'll get you enough that's only five minutes you could have done it while we were waiting for adriana ah oh shoot okay we all have skins okay we already are uh we're wetting the skin dominating yeah wait there's dragonite okay so gardevoir is the one you gotta be careful of that's dylan and he's running full heal so that means we can't put him to sleep he's immune to cc when he uses full heal okay crap i'm also worried about the dragonite having a job all right it's okay i have a jackpot i'll just sing him and then you can come in later and clean up all right we got this we got this we got dragons huge start about that one huge start from all of us so far here i'm gonna go up all right i'm gonna hit these now we go now we go okay smart so smart all right guys i'm jungling like i've never had before right now it's it's insane i got it i got it i got it [ __ ] yep pull back right we got it we got it they're trying to what is oh they gotta think about right now i'm gonna i'm gonna come down yeah they're really overextending oh they're going back i'm going back top they did steal one of ours but it's okay here i'm gonna get this grab at nine minutes that way i can evolve okay what else can we form uh we can't unless we try and we switch up on them yeah here's the crab spawns at nine minutes so when did we kill the duino we could do it again that is after that is after first b's wait he doesn't have flash he just flashed earlier oh okay all right oh they're here please all right get these get these yes we got them guys all right what what hold it i just don't understand the damage on that that came out of nowhere what else can we find uh yeah yep oh guys hey does someone want to come down because i think dylan is trying to counter jungle me and i think we can catch him off guard i can come i'm coming i'm coming nice nice nice that's huge that's you got dragon dates you got dragons good calm good calls all right yeah if you want to cut him off oh he's sold i got i got seeing i got seeing we're going over there easy oh crap okay let's yeah we got we got more audience we got more audiences that was that was huge for us uh i can try and take his jungle i don't trust myself alone out there wait up come on oh all right i'm gonna i'm gonna pop back real quick yep he's trying to help i'm right here right here rotate down i would say rotate down at uh 740 we haven't been able to dunk okay i'm coming down push this push this he has australian ping we got this all right he's asleep he's asleep rotating oh no no no no i i think dylan's probably going to come down in a second yep yep dylan's gonna fight we're there here dylan's here dylan's here i'm knocking triple knuckle oh we're okay i gotta come back i gotta come back right yeah just just bees get bees don't deny them huge foreign huge all right get pull back pull back fight on base fight on our base yeah yeah you're true i got i'm gonna i gotta recall and then come back oh oh no okay oh no dread this is gonna be okay it's okay it's okay just pull them off of it don't don't start it until we're all there coming from base they're not hitting it yet okay once once uh aaron gets here we can try and engage them in a team fight i'm here okay so we just got to try and pick one of them off i started it and we can just bait him over here dylan's in the bush down to the bush get him get him get him get him get him knocked up oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's already leveled down okay okay they're gonna they're gonna break top farm we got we got so much farm up top we need to we need to get back in the game oh oh no we just farm it just finished wrong yeah yeah okay everybody uh jacob and atriox come come get our farm i'm coming okay i'm i'm making my way downtown yeah yeah you know player just got fed from that quad yeah we got we got to be more careful about that i i have unite now so i can uh i can negate them the biggest thing about gardevoir is that they're all so deadly but we can't group when fighting her right right i have i have my unite now he he only gets like one or two a game so yeah i got dragonite yeah he's holy [ __ ] dylan thinks that level 11 gardev is the best character in the game so uh oh uh oh you're fighting that you're h rock hreck hr i'm gonna go for something greedy do you think i can try and sneak the jungle where's dylan right now i i don't have any i don't know i don't have any eyes on him okay he's here he's very scary he's fighting video one thing you can do is bush camp when you're behind a little bit and try to catch somebody yeah okay uh they're all here they're all here they're all here he's got full heal back he's gonna have full heal back up so we gotta be careful that i need to farm so badly yeah we're super far behind in levels right now yeah i'm gonna if i can take their jungle oh i'm being held i'm being held i gotta unite i gotta unite okay okay i took their jungle so that's good here we we can't we can't contest this we can't continue we can't contest this dread everybody back up coming from the other side no we can't we can't contest them we can't contest them just take farm take farm kick we got to get back into this by leveling up and we're not going to be able to do that if they take all of our stuff oh wait dylan knows i'm here guys oh i'm so i'm dead i am so yeah yeah we can't we can't we can't contest objectives right now we got a farm i wasn't at least i did take their jungle once yeah yeah they got that huh [ __ ] i just don't understand how that pokemon works hey i gotta i got i got slo-bro up here we could try and pick up we can get a kill let's catch people off yeah they're they're they're trying to overextend i got i'm gonna okay they're getting who's their weakest player let's literally find them and form them here wait wait back off back up back up they're gonna get that just yet oh oh my god we can't let this go in because otherwise we can't heal off the space all right watch out watch out you can do it yeah i didn't realize how close we were to the end oh josh is almost dead almost dead just get as many pickups as you can alright rodin's not going to go in that's fine no oh nice that's huge that's huge okay i got a recall i got a recall hey get this farm get this farm there's so much farm on the side right i'm gonna go have any of us done at this point it's probably better we just need to get as high of level as possible we're we're playing for zapdos at this point yeah and i i i wasted my all that was bad we need we need everybody there at uh at at like 2 10. try and get level 11 if you can or level 12 i mean just get as high level as possible all right all right start making oh my god i keep do do we know if gardevoir has her item still i i think i i have not heard full heal all right we need everybody here we need everybody here let's go you're in trouble they know we're coming they know we're coming all right drag dragonites in l bush they're at elvish i'm gonna pull them down i'm gonna pull them down cool coming to help all right as soon as i see gardivore's unite i'm going to unite so we're all unstoppable uh they're they're they're ulting me i'm multi i'm melting i'm running in we can win this dragon oh [ __ ] we can win it we got one we got one i got dragon knight on me oh oh no white team team looking forward if i put dylan to sleep he doesn't have he's good he's asleep he's asleep yeah we don't have any follow-up damage oh no jacob you could snipe zap you could snipe zap if you get their time i don't believe in oh we all gotta we well don't worry [Music] wait hold on we can still kill them all we can still kill them all we can kill the ball i'm getting oh shoot yeah that's it that's they got zapdos guys okay not super promising for a first game not a great it's the warm up it's the warm one i threw that i threw that all right guys all right guys all right let's go kill kill kills go go go you know you know it was just the first game though everything's fine it's fine because all this means is now we gotta win the next we gotta win the next six in a row it's easy [Laughter] all right chat okay that could have been a bot game who knows check the trainer profiles yeah yeah oh all right guys i can't carry this hard every game okay yeah i mean some of you guys gotta keep up with the damage dylan did 100k damage that's not good wow 100k damage yeah losing that first team fight was uh that was devastating that's rough guys it was a good attempt you know yeah hey the good thing is not every team has a dylan so yeah yeah no joke you kind of went off all right get out of our lobby fools ah yeah yeah it sure happened so uh who are our next victims team two the sweatiest steve in the league our next victims they're not ready for these 23 points of dunking ugh all right so let's think we got some time we got some time down time where did we go wrong what can we improve on i think we just lost that first uh dreadmat team fight really hard yeah we should have known we should have known that we didn't have holds and that we couldn't contest we all got sucked in like that's the we were basically inviting them to kill us with their yeah i i think we were in the game gardevoir 4v like quad killed us yeah [Music] because we we won our first minute was pretty good we won the first we won the first objective of getting the middle audi now so that that part is okay yeah i think we have to be more careful about earlier i think grouping against gardevoir was a mistake and i'll be honest i think i played pretty bad that game in general just rough i just didn't get fat enough yeah i think i think if you're gonna be able to i think look for pick offs we'll try and we'll try and tell you if teams are over or if uh their lane is over extending but if not probably just focus on form you think i have 10 minutes to play a game because then i'll hit the level i need yeah i bet you have five minutes there's a quick game can i play quickly make them surrender uh we could do a quick game i don't who okay we play team two next i can upgrade my items if i win one more game is what i'm trying to say uh how close are you i'm level eight and the bar's almost full and if i turn level nine i have ten things and they cost three to upgrade so i could upgrade at least one to max and probably another oh getting buddy to max would actually be huge um okay they said at 204 is when they started their game so i have looking at him right now uh seal team six did beat team reddit so nobody's surprise okay that's probably the best team versus the worst team and then washington pokemon team did beat imagine dragons and then team pikachu beat conor esports i think everything i i feel like our game was the only toss-up i think everyone else makes sense we better outplace connor esports that is my main focus today these team trophies for sure though yeah oh i just i like how everyone dylan full heal smile aaron you're right aaron you're right that was it i got it i gotta add mine oh you gotta be little 14 for full heal [ __ ] yeah it just ma it invalidated brayden's character yeah i mean we have so much cc on our team but it all got invalidated we literally yeah we sang into heavy slam into ice and none of that mattered because he had full heal and he's the just he's just the best player on that team so it was rough in general yeah um okay uh so who are we playing next all right that's team two so team australia beat team tropius so let's i'll drop the lobby code in there yeah okay no i'm not scared of conor esports chat that's who i'm not scared of okay we're scared of him how can i possibly be scared of conor esports they literally finalized their team this morning um yeah so who do we so team australia let's let's talk about them uh they got faye i think team two is actually the sweatiest team in this league because their whole chat is all about like guides and optimal meta and then they get all got coached by top 10 players and i'm just like holy [ __ ] that's what and so cj who just joined has not played this game as much at all but um i feel like every battle he's played has probably been with with these guys and we can we can look at he's a dragonite player with the he's played seven games of dragonite actually it's already more than me but has he watched the guides i've watched you know i think he doesn't have the knowledge i think the guys played for jungle is pretty low is he jungling he's jungling and i will say the guy that we just lost to he used to be the best player in smash bros without owning the game so that just shows you how much of a god gamer he is um that's a lot of skill yeah yeah jesus is just he's like he's like a mini void to put put in perspective got it yeah like he's just good at everything he touches so like if we lost that game i think that was our best chance of beating them before they got into a good rhythm so so uh that that seems a little scary yeah i think we i think if we rematch him we [ __ ] him up i swear to god all right we win six games in a row then we win the rematch yeah it's good our path to victory is easy let's focus on doing that because i think we beat them in the rematch i think we know their little tricks now all right we're gonna have to play around full heal a little bit better i imagine that they're yeah that that's what really messed us up i feel like we're gonna bait out that gardevoir we're gonna spread out we're gonna pinch her in from all sides okay hear me out i think uh cj is jungle with uh dragonite fae is probably top laning with nine tails so we're probably gonna have a standoff up there okay small that was in my chat saying cj is definitely not you know actually i don't think he's fed false information jacob somebody's feeding us false information h rock just said small that's what he said i i trust you better not be lying to us we got a lot riding on there's a lot on this mullet yeah i think i think faye is top lane no she might be jungle serena i think sarah knight is gonna be bot lane elder goss so i think right i'm i'm looking all right do we have our strategy set we're set win at all costs oh yeah she's definitely ellen goss strategy is win whatever it takes game number two let's do it um i think i think i think we were good on our first rotation we got down bot lane uh at a good time so i think do that again just uh don't lose that first team fight and i think things will go a lot better for us yeah if if we do lose that first team fight just abandon any idea of scoring or anything we just have to farm up we have to be caught up in levels they're they're gonna probably break our our top or bottom so then they'll just give us free form on their team we're not we're not sweating we're just heavily analyzing the information in front of us okay so we're gonna full heal we don't let what happened last game happen okay we gotta we gotta call out i think we sing first bait out the full hill and then aaron comes in with the oh true i think we got to bait out the full heel because it's on a 40 second timer so let's go team let's go team is full just for one one cc like any one move i i think it gives you there's like a it's a window that you're you're i see that's disgusting yeah it's it's a great item all right oh yeah they're hitting it oh they're running a three bot strat rebound we still got it let's go baby we stole those goals we are simply better we are simply [ __ ] stronger yeah they they're trying to run these meta strats on what up hold up hold up put over here because they don't see yeah i just yeah yep don't let them don't let them ever play the game jacob if you want to rotate up first i'm gonna i'm rotating up first because kind of how i see it is like given like my smash knowledge it's like the meta characters are not good at low level you know so far pushed back seriously we're getting uh 9 50. i'm at nine minutes i'm going to grab oh nice she's done i got to evolve nice oh nice nice okay i got seeing i got seeing it's going to be hard for us to contest this i'm going to put him to sleep i'm going to put him to sleep all right all right go go go go oh that's so let's go they wasted their electro web on yeah i'm fine okay 26 until top breaks i'm just gonna try and counter jungle uh what else can i find yeah right yeah so you're saying small ant was lying to us he's a liar good to know should have known that yeah let's go good stuff good stuff all right um frozen nice nice okay but that's okay that's okay there's something down here right there's uh yeah okay they're coming towards me what time should we start rotating down seven forty thirty i would say i would say seven yeah seven forty okay serena's gonna get fed but that's okay if we can we're we have a little bit of an advantage just take everything in the jungle on your way down yeah we wanna attack them do we attack no no there they have they have advantage right now there's four of them and three of us as soon as soon as they get here we're here we're almost here now go go go yeah kill kill i'm going in going in knock up nice nice all right now we push this push this push this oh no oops i have heavy slime i have heavy slam i'm slamming pikachu two seconds on my blizzard nice all right i got to get i got to recall i'm going i'm not literally okay get down here back up oh okay it's fine they're not hitting it yet they're not hitting it wait for everybody to get here i'm coming i'm coming coming oh they are hitting it they are hitting it coming coming in from the other side it's at 50 percent they're low they're low they're very low they are low they are low i'm going to push them away i'm going to put them away from it nice all right knock up on dragon air knock upon dragonair nice oh no they saw they saw they're going to make the call take take everything on your way up guys great job keep it up need levels we we're bouncing back there's take their bees take their bees don't let them winning the team fight and killing first dread is huge all right i'm knocking screen awfully yes that's it nice nice all right i'm coming up don't wait uh probably shouldn't have broken that oops that's okay that's okay we got we got too into it if we can hey we can push this nice nice push this road let's go where's the run but i'm gonna take the farm what's the road we're moving it's moving yeah push grab their audino's grab their audience before anything else nice now this one the the the one is like a little too deep i think all right yo let's go there you go are are we fighting i'm pushing dragonite back back yeah you can kill him you can come nice nice okay they're trying to come all right let's reset yeah just grab anything on the map any any yellow dot is ours okay let's as we rotate down for dread for drag guys great job we're doing great right now after this i'm going to go get buffs all right we got that dragon i'm here i'm here yep all right i'm just going to zone them off do they have full heal no get out get out get up she's gonna get frozen i'm holding a mulching nice nice nice i'm finishing drunk i'm afraid you're drunk i'm gonna do the kill are we gonna get frozen frozen i'm coming in with seeing i'm coming up with something oh i'm down i'm down all right pull back pull back pull back pull back we can heal we can heal we have berries we have berries you guys have number advantage all right i'm coming in i'm not picking you up he's dead he's dead we got okay i'll i'll stay here just so they can secure the only thing we can lose now is that so just win the team fight yeah hey uh wrote up an eight just as as you work up grab everything yeah yeah sounds good remember to save your olds for zapdos yeah yeah at three minutes do not like right now you yeah no no more for the rest of the game right ultra for the last team fight hey serena is out of position where they're they're they're down here they they left i've got two i'm gonna wait in the boat zoning them out yep dragon i got a dragonite dragon that's gonna go to sleep nice here i think we again try and grab some of their farm with this road i'm going in yeah we don't don't even worry about dunking that's fine they they got it actually your farm's coming all we know is that they want zap right now that's going to their base we don't need to push that in don't over extend yeah just i'd say reset everybody reset everybody recall recall there are i think there's bees um hey track are there bees there bottom no okay i think i think adrian yeah yeah watch out you got pikachu and el degas yep yep come off mm-hmm clip collection all right 26 seconds all right i'm getting final buffs yep i've got all right let's find your dragonite i'm gonna hide in this bush right oh never mind oh he's getting right here oh he's here early he's here too early knocked up knocked up nice nice nice walk him in yeah really dragonic kill on zapdos massive i will secure it right just wait here no i'm not going at first block them out we do not need zap don't fight that don't fight it don't fight it watch out for that much whoops that's not gonna hit it i just wanna have a team fight and then kill him hey right here he's stuck knocked up he's locked up nice that might have been a restriction yep slow bro there it is i'm going in triple knocking yep oh they stunned me okay now here comes sarina i've got all i've got nice nice nice all right i'm gonna shred zap and let's score yep cool i'm just going to defend oh dragonite's in this bush carl don't let him get away with it pikachu's holding one nice nice yeah all right nice good job good recovery good recovery recovery don't kill my friend i'm going back to defend actually all right yeah we we need to defend i'll drop in one more 100. oh yeah i mean they're trying they're trying to hit me i'm out i'm running we do need at least two people back to defend i'm going back to defend don't worry and i'm probably one of the best to do it right now yeah atrioc if you can get back it's uh if you're getting back yeah sure yeah guard bot and then jacob you guard top oh i'm a super jump right now well they they're we don't they haven't broken any of them you have to go yeah yeah okay so i'm going to recall recall i think it's faster to recall and then jump oh wait no no i see i'm going to come down with atriox right now honestly that's fine there's two of them there nice okay now we can super jump oh yeah aaron you can guard uh you can go on top now yeah i got trying to fight me oh i'm getting baited i'm getting baited i'm going to go i'm going to go bot i'm getting baited all right i'm coming up top to help you earn come about as well i think we're good yeah oh that was that might have been bad we couldn't we couldn't stop that that's okay we win right now there's almost no way that they can come back i think even if they won articuno they might not have been able to come back all right that was that was good see what happens when they don't have a dylan let's go let's go [ __ ] yes oh it feels so good yeah they really didn't get many kills at all we we did we did well all right okay holy crap oh imagine getting coached by the top 10 players and still imagining players oh yikes all right get out our lobby you're out of here oh hello trainer one all right i'll i'll let i'll let them know are they still going let's take a take a little look-see at brad sneak in a quick game i want to get level 9. what it's so bad who do we so let's look at the results right now we teal team six is the team we were most scared about and they are 2-0 right now okay and we are 1-1 so we are not 1-1 and conor esports is oh and two right now let's go as expected best views i've heard all day that is the best thing i like chad says you got destroyed that first game be humble no that's that's not about team morale you need to have the confidence oh yeah we got destroyed by dill in that first game let's be real here so because before this we did say that there are two teams that can wipe the floor with us and it was the team we played first and uh seal team six so it it's like we can still get into finals we just don't lose the rest of the game yeah we're just not gonna lose and we won't can it does anybody have a scouting report on seal team sick all right chet i can't fix this i just muted for a second i'm like adjusting my [ __ ] um whatever this is the [ __ ] f-stop what about that turn off the sun nothing is working okay it's just really bright in here i got a lot of natural light in this room you guys never noticed because i always game at [ __ ] 10. rtx off please this is the bloom this is the bloom effect wedding photography exposure yeah because i'm married to the game all right keep up keep the [ __ ] up i wonder if i can i wonder if i can blinds this one second there that's about the best i can do it's a very see-through kind of blinds uh man i really wish i could level up i think i'd [ __ ] start carrying if i just had a little bit higher level items anyway chad again if you're tuning in just now what's going on is i am playing in a pokemon unite tournament hosted by alpharad featuring 40 content creators i first installed this game some would say at birth i've been a grinder of this game but more literally yesterday at 4pm where i played four to five games of warm-up and then dropped 70 bucks to buy items and skins then today i forgot that the tournament was at noon i thought it was at 6 pm so i went to the gym fell asleep was awoken by stands telling him my team was gonna drop me if i didn't get here in time showed up at 1204 right on time and have been competing flawlessly i might add in our first two matches and now i'm ready to carry our team with my fearsome dragonite as you can see on the right there all right we're ready i don't know but i love the name wait wait i i'm not sure if this is their full team is that smith no no that's failboat's name that's right yeah that's failboat no it's not wait wait failboat 103. oh wait that's smith alchemy okay that's what i thought i had them on my friends list and i had no idea who they were all right team you ready which stream is this reddit so guys i think i'm gonna mix it up it's an absolute game oh i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't like messed with our bojo i never want to underestimate an opponent you told me to underestimate the opponent you're right but we but that was assuming we would be undefeated by the time we played team reddit let's go okay i'm still going absolute against team seven aaron i just want to say that you have been lovely to lane with so far you are killing it awfully we have not lost the early game we've snatched the first three minutes top it's so good oh pikachu doesn't have an item so we don't have to worry about they got a wiggly job both downloaded this game today i see two potions on their team as well all right are we thinking i feel like dragonite jungle greeting counter jungle serena i i don't i have no idea what their team is going to do actually is that all tribes greedon is going to be in our zone a lot i think people explain to me what greed it does because all i've heard is complaints about he's like imagine a teemo type character so you're gonna see him on your mini-map in like a few seconds because he's gonna be he's gonna be rushing our jungle he yeah he just counter jungles and you can't kill him because he just keeps healing himself typically he heals oh here he is then the enemy or like your whole team heals oh they got it they got it they got it push back nice oh my god you're so low yeah sorry let's back off a bit and you might think i can overextend this gradient's almost dead no he's not he never dies okay his ability basically allows him to live forever oh okay i'll try something cube has not played this game until like the other day oh i gotta sing i got seeing i'll try dice here i'll try guys here that was huge nice oh my god it's the green it's the beast no [ __ ] i don't i'm targeting the minions are huge i'm gonna go grab this one camp that we have behind us yeah it sounds good i'll just defend the base okay okay kill ingredient is off the table this thing just will not come wait oh yeah let's go hey if you want their dragonair in jungle is really lit right now this i can dunk yep all right big that's good now knocking him up oh nice damn i see him i'm stuck i got i don't know let's back off a bit are we still there are there the rod bundle their bottom one yep bottom one you take our great palms yeah i don't know all right oh i am strong right now i'm almost six okay yeah we're both we're really strong in this run we're doing well top two they're under level guys one of you guys uh nice can we kill both here nice sorry kiwi that feels that feels sweet if you guys want to rotate down yeah we're coming we broke top we're coming down okay all right we take this here green and splash ingredients flashing in their we'll be there in five all right once they're chasing me they're chasing me nice get all the bees get all the bees okay i'm coming up with sing i'm coming to sing knocked off nothing i'm about to die yeah we're really fighting under the tower huh oh greetings out of position position nice over uh no i'm not duncan am i all right no everybody just let's just melt this meltdown yeah i'm gonna zoom in you guys got it on our oh they're not team nice all right now we rotate them same thing just take everything they're not on it yet left side has candy left you guys got rodeo i'm getting buffs i'm farming sounds good yeah trevor is not technically in the game yet because he's not have serena i'm gonna wait here while you guys melt it i'll see anybody they're on their own i think they're all bought yeah i think we just do this nice uh again i think i don't know if they have any farm left up here oh we can take these though yeah gladly i'm just going to try to push them back nice yeah i'm pushing top with you guys in the second knocking driving we got rode him in we got rode him nice nice oh dragonite tilting dragonite all right let's reset yeah you know no they're too far in they're so far in that they can just respawn their jungle camps real quick i'm gonna go back bot so i think bees are up spot i think trevor i'm just guys just play safe we have a really good lead they don't they haven't killed one of us dying is how they get back in the game all right guys all right uh dreadnon 20. so we just gotta if everybody wants to be here for that i'm coming down coming down i'm gonna grab this core fish you remember oh uh serena level eight coming down serena level eight yeah i'm gonna come back down for dreadnaught i've got already so i can use it once before i might need it there's three of them here i'm here from here you know or uh dragonite they're invincible they're invincible yeah i'm coming i'm coming oh [ __ ] i gotta get out of here i gotta get out i gotta get out i'm gonna oh i'm gonna oh okay nice yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead and start skating yeah uh i'm just gonna walk off make sure that all right don't worry all right all right nice oh i stole it all right uh i get just wrote yeah we can send road to their base honestly stop interesting uh yeah i don't think we're not gonna think we push this out yeah i think we're going a little too crazy it's just yeah oh god there's there's still a whole team right there huh yeah yeah we got we gotta get out of here pull both we're good we're good we're good i'm gonna yeah that was okay we can't do that again okay yeah uh we got a little i'll defend bot i'll defend hot okay i thought it was much more concentrated like closer it's some call it an icarus complex i'll just defend anything yeah we'll send this uh to their base okay dragonite dragon is here yeah we might need help up top if uh anybody can i'm coming up okay yeah just push them off push yeah yeah yeah it's fine all right uh we can we can get rodent one last time i just nice there we go um i'm getting let's just play safe we got zappos yeah i i say um they're probably just going to try and farm up so i say we just get in position yeah yeah i've got 50 old man pick a bush um avaly are you going to try and stop them from getting dreadnought because i think they're gonna want it but they only have 10 seconds so oh they're not they're not going to be able to get it in time okay i'm coming up oh they're they're trying to kill they're trying to kill rotom chat you think i care about the balls i care about the shaft you know what i mean i'm just going to wait in this bush i'm going to wait to sing them as soon as they get in here here it comes i miss it we got it we got it okay that was honestly a little scary yeah we didn't need to do that we don't need to do that in the future i know it feels good but i think i just got scared all right okay i'm going i'm going back top [Applause] i'm out bottom gosh i keep can't speak i gotta put some oh they surrendered oh nice let's go okay we take those we take those let's go all right all right team reddit is out ggs team reddish gg's team hitting our strides you win [Music] all right awfully the mvp obviously 85 000 damage dealt with 16 000 damage it's like actually cracked who gets the mvp behind closed doors it's always awfully yep yep yep dude i don't understand why my friend was telling me that nine tails was just utter trash because she is gorgeous and clearly just pounding on people i can't deal with you she doesn't know about the combo you got you got to show her the combo is now in my chat and now we are being accused of try harding what oh i'm saying i downloaded this game yesterday so i don't know how we could be try harding you you've got me try hard i watch grinds i don't give a [ __ ] i'm ready to win baby i don't know level five but i got big dreams i don't have items level five with big dreams yeah one of our players doesn't even have uh full items guys guys i just got down voted oh my god down voted pretty i don't know how to i don't know oh no team read it with the mass down vote another one in the books another victory for the team and by obviously it's exponentially stronger every time how did atriox 7 get back in the lobby i'm not even in the lobby right now sweet it's not me i'll tell you that i'm looking at the victory screen still yes soak it in i'll keep them in here who's our next team yeah let me let me look at the the bracket uh play uh after that okay easier tonight you gotta be a little nine to upgrade your items because you're so stupid i'm level eight now yeah so um if i was one more level i'd be 50 times stronger we're in third place which is kind of i think what we expected but wait what washington pokemon team lost oh to team two yeah we definitely could have beat them huh uh but now i'm scared of team pikachu team pikachu is slept on i'm scared of nobody they practiced a lot they did practice a lot we figured out our our feel our strategy and we're going to dominate from here on out that's who we play next so we play connor esports and then straight into team pikachu but that's that's big hey we got to surrender on that one can i play a game i just want a level 9 so bad i'll be 50 times stronger go for it yeah back out of our lobby then go to a quick game if you just tab over to the bottom where it says quick uh instead of ren oh quick yup starting right now doing all right i'm gonna go to the bathroom then while you're doing that yeah me too good stuff guys and seal team six are the only two o teams right now who team pikachu play game one conor esports okay so they got a free win i see dang i really think we could have beaten a washington pokemon team if we didn't get quad killed by that god of war all i really think that was it if gardevoir wasn't in the game we would have won yeah hey wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what what's up guys you guys excited for a game i mean we're excited yeah you guys sound a little scared what's you guys record so far we're a little one and two right now but we were against the two highest rated teams up first but i thought was a little weird uh i don't know i thought it was a little demoralizing but you know we we found our groove i think we've figured out the game um emmy bought a new character and we're we're doing good oh you beat team tropius yeah all right i'm gonna report that then report it oh yeah thank you or maybe it was already oh anyways stanz is using the restroom and recharging and then did you tell me that you won ld you got to report your matches brother no that's not conor's sport's style okay yeah i thought we have people to do that we have teams i'll go talk to my people i'll go talk to people all right so now yeah we we got to play conor esports and i i don't know about you guys but i feel pretty good about it i feel pretty confident but we can't overconfidence is the precursor to defeat sun tzu said that well we're better i don't think connor realizes he's on the wrong team also braden will you kick adriock seven again please to get me i wanted to leave him around for a little while oh [ __ ] i don't know what that was but it sounded hilarious something happened all right oh yes atriox 7 is still here brayden what they got back oh because it's the same lobby code atriox 7 has not played this game once i'm looking for the trainer info and he's got nothing to report he's back on our team again they're going to keep coming in we until the real atriox can get here i'm coming oh man [Music] that is an interesting stream layout too i i wasn't sure where the game would go but uh you know what i'm gonna look at amaranth's stream i'm curious i kind of was hoping that it would just be like stretched into that yeah yeah this is how i watch my pokemon you united this is where i learned from this this looks like a good stream to me chat i come here for the informative game plate i think i think she's bikini gaming i hope that losing does not cost you the uh the amount of exp you would need to get to level nine oh wait wait seal team six bleeds really someone in my chat just reported it no way oh wait i believe if they did lose it would be the team pikachu wow team pikachu on the rise okay so right now we have a side record with we just gotta not lose a team pikachu or steal team six okay we got we have two must wins now yeah all right we're still waiting for atriox to get in but you know one minute thirty it'll be worth it as a placeholder it'll be worth it as long as i level up i do think that the lobby will kick us for inactivity um kick atriox that counts the activity that's activity yeah i'm gonna say hello i'm gonna save everyone i'll just we can just pretend that we can't get the real a truck that's me my bad my bad when your microphone is pointed directly at the keyboard some people have heard of you know like a keyboard cam if they're doing arcane mic oh i think we all hit him with a good knight eat something it's got i kind of expected there to be a sensor in this game but i just want to make sure oh you have to agree to chat terms of use oh all right hey atriox7 if you are watching it is not funny anymore i like i i understand where you're coming from but i just want you to know on my side yeah you know because i'm sure it's still hilarious on yours making sure we're all saying no now that we called attention to it there's more dt gecko that's hilarious now it's funny again yeah oh that's a good one okay i'm out showing the lobby id well it can't be atrial he's not even in the game uh did i get the levels that i needed that's the important part oh no all right whatever jordy i am like the bar is so close to people whatever oh no hold on just keep trying we i gotta keep kicking people all right lobby code oh it's it's amaranth of course the person with the most viewers what's going on yeah what's the deal here what is going on where where are you at we're trying to get you must delete people there we go there's a coke is that you oh it was an extended bathroom break okay i had to hide myself up in the mirror you know like you could do this look we don't want to get carpal tunnel we had to ice our hands really quickly oh god is it an absolute game it's an absolute i mean last game so play whatever you want me running full heal so i hey amaranth at least has a potion that means she's played the game trying to think is it an apple game i'm feeling good i'm feeling ready leaving you if you believe in your absence believe in the you that believes in your absolute mm-hmm i'm gonna play cinder race but i am gonna pull it pull it out against team tropius well okay if you want to warm it up this team is probably our easiest opponent oh i actually you're right but i'm out of time to swap this team is one and two this team has won a game yeah if they were oh and three one win that makes me go yeah i mean ee is running the meta all right got a tab out of uh amaranth stream real quick [Music] i'm just saying if team connor connor esports beat team tropius i can definitely go absolutely against trophies yeah i just don't know if you want to get off the ship let's do it let's do it come on team i don't want to mess up the good juju you know if it ain't broke don't fix it you're right bop get these bad boys all right let's get this audi now our fastest queer yet i know that was perfect actually you could have gone any better yeah we're here yep got it get it i got oh no they got it i think they got or did you get it i know i didn't get it oh they took our a palms oh we're gonna get nice all right just a reminder this is connor esports we're dealing with yeah they're camping the [ __ ] you're like where's our stuff get out of here come up top in a little bit i see it uh oh steal that no camera it's going for it nope yeah i'm coming up they've got i got any room they've got oh that's good that's good that's good that's good nice uh jacob you might want to rotate spot first oh get out get out use this opportunity get out yeah you got to stay away from that move because the further away you get the harder that move hits what the hyper voice oh yeah i didn't know that yeah you do not want to be at the peak of that cone oh my god oh this is huge [Music] uh they're top lanes missing rolex is just having a field trip if you guys want to rotate down at like 7 40. we might need you a little bit earlier because we're okay we can we can break top we just need one more i i would say don't even break it because like leave it yeah oh i got e on me i got e on me i'm coming oh the counter out of it that's my bed oh no no all good all good he just got played me oh he is [ __ ] trump yeah he's strong i'm coming bot there's three bot yeah they can break top if they want yeah if anything that helps us yeah all right i'm gonna try and get this last saw do you know before nice oh early pick with serena right here okay oh oh my god i got i got we got to beat this team this is the true evil of the league careful serena's going to gary head yeah back up back off get out get out get back get the berries get the berries they're they're starting it they're starting it as soon as we get as soon as we all get here we start this i'm here i have alts as well i'm coming i'm gonna i'm gonna go in and sing i'm going down running serena serena there we go nice you got old i've got old nice nice nice huge i got save on oh she flashed out okay if you need help recall if you need help recall hey there's a nine tails here emirates my tail's out of place guys i'm gonna get a little stupid right now i'm gonna take the jungle okay there's two bots we're killing nine tails killing nice all right um we can overdunk this oh they told me they got they got them we are dying let maybe let that go in i'm not gonna help you with uh he's here he's here he's pretty he's pretty overextended yeah i know they broke up they broke up they broke top that's fine now we're rotating kill we'll rotate kill serena and then take their farm that's fine he ulted me i'm going to start taking farm because like oh they got two of them oh how does that even work dude all right that's good that's good okay everybody get back and farm everybody get back we got it we have dunk things we gotta do they're not they're not pushing on second tower so it's okay it's okay because they gave us way more farm by breaking our top yeah true oh what is this snorlax doing let's go grab it we don't need to kill this they're they're a low level it i mean we can't if we yeah but let's uh let's go for dread let's rotate for dread okay let's go on can we kill it is it just him it looks like we could oh yeah i'll fight on tower whoa that's that's oh hey there's a sylveon behind us they're they're ulting they're ulting are you not here everybody is knocked up so i say try and make your way down yeah yeah we should not hold here anymore yeah do you want me to stay top just a guard no i think i think we just go with five bought yeah is there better i get puffs and then we get ready for zap they're coming they're coming oh they're coming i'm sylvian walking blocking blocking now keep that in mind yeah yeah okay oh huge amazing right there don't push this don't push yeah he's going to come kick here just back back all right let's just arm for a minute yeah there's look at all that farm up top somebody needs to go up top and take all those audinos i am let's see they're not hitting rotom i might be able to overdunk 43 on their top i'm gonna try it do it and then if we get rid of we can send that to their oh i almost know that oh should not have done that that's all good they're gonna go for rotom i think so yeah they are okay if we can fight it right or no yep yeah absolutely we can come away yeah it's halfway down it's halfway down you're gonna have to get there oh oh close wait don't die here don't die here we got we got we cannot step in twenty zap in twenty oh this is we could try and make this the team fight zap oh ow i'm gonna sing it i'm gonna sing it i'm gonna sing it he's locked up he's locked up nice nice nice yeah yeah i have already i have block ready okay i'm going for it [ __ ] it all right he's asleep oh she's the [ __ ] yes let's go okay we gotta score somebody go top i'm going bottom i'm going bottom one and then just i'm running top i'm running top if you don't have points recall if you don't have a points recall okay it's gonna be hard for them to come back from this i got it somebody needs to go top guys wait we need to go baby oh shoot he's got he's got full heal fire all right i can come i got you i got you okay okay i'm gonna patriot okay i'm defending if you want to recall and just come top then uh you can help me defend yeah if you're low 15 there's no reason to farm here for your max right i don't think that was like a crazy clutch game because like we were kind of winning that zapdos was overkill if anything it was a close battle the whole time actually i think we were down points wise but it felt like we had way more exp yeah just generally stronger i mean i think that was the difference of between breaking top early on their part and uh right yeah look at the move look nice nice good stuff let's go the villain goes down let's go go nice try stands nice try conor e sports stan's grinding this game every [ __ ] day told me i should play wow where was the close game wow wait let's look at the let's look at the okay yeah we were down by nine actually oh bad look at earth maybe you know it's so funny because stance talked so much should it be on me in this game and i've never played it and he's got two kills on his snorlax and i got ten and i can't wait to put that clip in the video guys great job great job that was a good job that was good because we weren't winning the whole game and so it shows that we can we can win with the yeah zapdos oh my god obviously still 10 000 more damage to me how the [ __ ] it's actually insane you're insane she's like i'm gonna be honest i don't know the science behind it it's more art than science [Laughter] all right i i just told uh the to that imagine dragons beat conor esports as expected i should have pre-filled that one in all right so next up we have team pikachu which is the only undefeated team left oh god this is going to be pretty pretty serious we know that wolfie's going to be their shot caller so yeah i think i think we play around around wolf wait so one thing i will say is that i messed up the last ch the last stream i did was a charity stream so i had dono's turned off and i'm losing out so much right now well now that you've announced it yeah yeah yeah they got to make up make up for lost now guys this is the part we did promise the entire uh league that all your donations would be the prize pools so if you want them um so someone in chat said you can use the max grade trial cards before level nine and your items will be level 30 for seven days does anybody know what anything i did and if that's true then i could just uh i don't know where those items here go to held items okay so that's in your menus yep i'm in there and then basically on the bottom left corner you should see like a little ticket here let me turn on your stream i just want to say right now we are tied with seal team six we are tied for second place okay that's that's big i don't think you have any tickets yeah uh oh no i guess i can i buy them i'll buy them right now i think you might be unique battle is the undefeated team pikachu let me let me go to the shop and see if i can help guys [Music] i'm gonna fight team pikachu i need to have everything i need team pikachu requires aaron tell me you don't want to lose a wolf dude absolutely i can't i can't i've lost too many times this is the revenge okay so if you go to the shop and you go to eos emporium got it go to items and then if you scroll down you're gonna see seven day battle point boost card or you could get the one day three day doesn't matter i bought this seven day already have not activated it or was that xp because that's a different thing oh battle point boost card or what else did i buy oh wait no when i'm trolling i'm trying item evolver leveler thing item energy boost the item enhancers are how you upgrade your items can i buy that if you want to just dump a ton of money into your item enhancers no but i have i already have some of these and i can't use them because i'm not level 9. this guy was saying i could do it without level 9. guys guys i got some unfortunate news wolfy glick is uh is a greedent player yep oh gross oh god oh no events people might be a little bit different than the last uh last screen we played against sorry maybe yeah people are saying events they're just spamming events over and over what is that okay do you know how to get to events oh yeah they give them to you as little guys go to your home page back to my home page okay and then i got i got it i got it oh you got it events i go from here to where 14 day welcome gifts uh it should be one of the held items held item enhancement support mission uh okay claim wait max grade trial campaign is it there max grade trial campaign okay got it got it yeah so what wolf's plan he's probably going to run counter jungle yeah and oh it's a max great trial card how do i use this huge there you go right there [Music] that's the difference we're changing the paradigm okay all right make sure you make sure you actually use that i'm using that right now i gotta say wolf has a 63 win rate on greeden and that's that's high yeah but he doesn't know that i have max great items now with the great struggle in history so oh okay so we have our first uh i know that aaron has always played sarah aura but it looks like he might be switching to cinder ace uh i don't know expect cinderace from him jacob i need you to watch this video this is it this is how you got what video do you have for me check the team chat agreement all right everybody we gotta watch this video real quick what let's go watch this okay we run in circles yeah all right all right actually this is ep all right we're ready are you ready i'm ready all right all right we got it it's over ggs is dead battle prep i got my little 30 items i got my x attack so i think jacob you're really just gonna have to have that mental timer going to make sure that he's not just constantly stealing our our bus i think i'm pretty good at going back i think here we go i'm too good at going back to jungle because i constantly ignore the objective yeah okay they've got a lot of damage on this team like oh my god yeah that's so fun yeah we're gonna need to be careful moxie got that australian lag so watch out alan flame is gonna try and pull us off of objectives with old or unite so um just don't stay let's try to get grouped up again yeah all right we got this let's do it let's go team all right also people in chat asking about did they fix the pay to win thing uh the game can still be paid to win but it's kind of like since it's been out for so long it's people who have played it are kind of caught up you know players i mean they give you three level 30 items and there's like four good items in this game so you can yeah they've kind of like balance it out a little bit it's still like if you want to get better faster from zero paid one helps okay wolfie's already in my jungle oh they got it they got it they got it my jungle guys guys should we come you know what [ __ ] it let's let's focus wolf yeah snorlax if snorlax overly can i'm coming handle it our mvp can lane on their own i believe in you cool all right up here let's get the crap let's try and grab this crap he's not crying he's not dying this is gonna be a problem we can't catch him i think we're playing into their game plan a little bit on it i agree i'm gonna i'm gonna grab this crab at nine minutes guys he took both my buffs i'm this is a problem yeah this is uh i don't know what to do guys i can't guy come on come on come on what's up i'm laying with that come on let's go okay look at the guy's [ __ ] hp yeah he can't leave this now we can get this we get us all right they're back nice nice that's what i'm talking about okay they use flash oh he's slow he's slow he's slow he's slow he's slow oh he's gonna kill the snorlax syndrome no we're not we're not killing alex maybe aaron come on i'm going to take a berry sounds good uh we could take this course too all right i'm going back to jungle and i hope doesn't know that hey you know what if if he's going to do that just go into their jungle you're right there's nobody getting their jungle buffs i'm still i'm still score bunny bro it's nice oh so close oh so close so close it's okay we got him here oh nice nice nice okay okay you have to collapse collapse in the on uh collapse on jungler right he's [ __ ] alone yeah well the problem is you can't kill greedon i killed him we've done it all right i'm here i'm here wake up jacob i'm serious just go i'm just going into the jungle all right hey okay leave it to wolf glick to pull this i'm helping spotlight right imaginable we're here over here yeah we can get this oh crap he he i think focus the snorlax focus of snorlax yeah we're on snorlax oh no oh no i i i made a wrong move here brother it's okay it's okay he said he said he's there game holy [ __ ] that's nice nice that's huge that's huge i just i think we break bought i think we break nice go start hitting dreadnought we need to get jacob back in the game we need to get ready we need to get this dress let's do it oh no we're fine we're fine i thought no we're fine we're fine we're still winning we can't kill him we can't kill him just help dread get dreaded yeah yeah everybody's not invincible he's gonna try to steal he's gonna try to steal yeah we gotta i got him get out of here dude all right that's huge that's you should be back in it all right i am level eight suddenly this is good all right stop it look at town he's locked up he's [ __ ] up let's get him nice yeah just hey honestly let them break top let them break top that's more form for you to get to i'm going back yeah i'm healing okay there's no one up here they're not breaking it smart guys we're doing well good stuff kill serena that's fine that's fine that's perfect that's what we wanted now now we can push we're gonna and uh kill this nice okay yeah jake wait jacob go get all those audino's go get all this audrey now i got it tell them flame that's mine shop let's back off obviously i'm gonna recall and go go bot yeah yeah this is let's jump right back really good jungle strap leave it to wolf glick have the cheesiest [ __ ] i've ever seen i have it i have it got him nice nice all right back off don't don't over extremely bring it about 30 seconds over here tell him oh there it is all right that's fine that's fine where'd he go jacob just keep getting that farm yeah get ready don't get caught don't get caught i'll be ready for dread cool get ready guys i'm going to go back and reset i need hp to behind us don't die everyone just play safe we'll walk in try to do our thing she's got to kill her kill her yeah now we can't stop it but we can't kill them yeah kill her right here okay kill her she's locked up knocked up all all right uh snorlax is in the bush snorlax is in the bush is bottom right copy no for this fight all right you start hitting it i'm gonna get this i'm gonna push out okay nice all right we can keep him away we can keep away town flame doesn't have fly town flame does not have okay he's locked up boom baby no they got it oh they got it wait kill if we kill them here oh shoot oh [ __ ] okay dude screw this bird man oh oh no we're in trouble now yeah oh we were all right there's all dinos are back up so just just get that farm what is this okay yeah i'm gonna go top here we can defend we can defend bot i need some farm yeah i should i should have been more spaced out from the group because that talon talonflame was what cost us that objective yeah well i was trying to put it to sleep but come back uh yeah that's unbackable we're fine catch one they're they're getting wrote them they're getting wrote them let's catch them we don't we don't want to let this one in i'm using my friend guys remember to save your alts yeah yeah no more items from this point on here let me let me let me get this all right i'm going to go bot because they're probably going to try and score bot while we're while we're dealing with rodents yeah i got snapback on pyro ball so it's almost not even worth trying we can stop it i'll stay top side he's so fast here they have our bees are up here nope they took him serena's bot all right we gotta we just gotta get as high level as we can i would like to get to level 12. look at my tricks he's going crazy all right we need to at at 2 10 i think we need to be there okay i'm with all the lee we're back okay we're getting one more audino all right yeah meet mid meet mid all right we have to win this team fight we'll do it i'm gonna come in from below you're in trouble we're gonna try and get this last buff we right now i need to try and bait them out we need to try and bait them out i'm just gonna i'm gonna gonna go for it all right we gotta be ready to attack yep they're here they're here they're here they're all here i gotta everything we can i think we need to score more we're about to find out aaron pal aaron top oh oh [ __ ] oh no this is going to be scary i think i'm going hot yeah i think we put forth great effort but i just don't think it was enough nope we lost there's still little i think it's the winneball if we if we could get every we have to hold on we have to make one coordinated dunk on their base yeah everybody get as much as you can and in the last 30 seconds we all have to move if anybody has ults we're going to need to all alt buddy barrier score shield all right are we running down mid yeah how many points does everybody have we need a lot of points i have 36 i have 15. i have 30. there's no way they're not guarding these guys they're they're definitely sitting on super jump pad yeah yeah there it is no no no we're not we're not dunking that one we're not dunking that one running mid oh crap they're dunking mid i'm going mid i'm just going to take these in uh we needed guys that was a guarantee oh damn i was really close if we lost by a hundred that was a huge throw on my paper no we were we were already done we're already behind yeah we were already down by more than a hundred whoa that that was insane well man that's saying i threw i don't think i threw i think i just got a plate yeah no no no no no no there's a huge difference between throwing and then just like so okay actually here let's look at it this way if if i got to dunk before i died we would have gotten a hundred and then if we could stop that last dunk yeah we could have went actually if we had dunked more we wouldn't have needed to dunk at the very end and we could have just i needed one more i should have dunked but yeah i don't i don't know why people yeah i like the thing was i we needed a score at the end and i was almost dead anyway so i wasn't gonna make it back my best no no i'm down i'm down with i'm happy with how i played like we have to we have to beat seal team six that's the only way we're back in it now yeah okay all right i believe yeah guys that was really close honestly like yeah that was down to the wire we were in it until that very last team fight we weren't losing a game like that we just we just didn't have enough in a tank to to go all the way yeah yeah the next if that happens again we have to all dunk on their base because that's the only place there's enough points we have to all try and get our olds back and then dunk everybody at their base everybody ult's get buddy barrier and just start because that was really close all things considered someone in chat says i don't play this game but it really looks like you are too dependent on the yellow bird we haven't we haven't been in like in in three of the games yeah well it's funny because like that is the name of the game and every game of unite someone is dependent on the yellow bird [Music] um yeah chad i can't counter rush the jungle but i don't think that's the play because i think talent flame was juggling theirs so i don't think that would have worked in that scenario yeah maybe theoretically the play would have been if i continued top lane instead of roaming i think the only issue is that serena i i struggle with trying to take down solo yeah that was very different than the first greeting that we played against honestly the crazy thing is i didn't even feel like greedo was like a super big problem but we just didn't know how to deal with it until you wasted time yeah the problem was not having our jungler because jacob was really i didn't play the game till the end and then it didn't matter so pikachu is i think team pikachu is winning this league man they're 5-0 right now no we're not out of it all we do we beat team seal six we get a rematch that's true i think with team pikachu i think their gimmick doesn't work twice that's the best of one strategy right there [Music] i think they definitely win in the best of one but if we get a run back i think we look pretty good also team reddit is oh and five poor team reddit guys i think i think team pikachu they might go undefeated because i think they played every team who could stop them uh oh yeah have they played washington pokemon team yet yeah well their final team is team reddit and they might get counter how funny would it be if that's the team they lose oh my gosh oh they play team australia next yeah how what's team australia's record right now um they are two and three okay yeah i think we were definitely scared of the wrong teams i think pikachu is inc i i just was not ready for the greeting i guess yeah i think that's something that you have to have prepared for and i think that is very hard to deal with in a best of one so yeah i made the right play because you could plan around all right who's the pokemon unite heading chat i'm muted maybe i'm just thinking a league but if somebody's counter-jungling you you just collapse on them i don't care what the [ __ ] if it's greed or not shouldn't we just to kill them i feel like that's [ __ ] obvious i feel like i kept saying like let's just kill this guy they're like no it's impossible and then i'd hit him and it's like it's doing damage he's got an hp bar you just [ __ ] kill him what am i it takes too much time all right i'll trust it but we did and also he's not he's probably not the best greeted in the goddamn world he's a normal dude playing greed he's gonna [ __ ] up he's gonna overextend and get killed i swear to god i feel like we just [ __ ] all in and he [ __ ] gets owned and then gets scared of doing it again use x attack yeah but it's pressing y so isn't that crazy it's not correct i'm not gonna press y to get x attack doesn't make sense are we in the tournament no we're still in they scored after you killed green yeah who cares the green died early game score how does that matter it always seems to come down to the [ __ ] legume scores anyway what's our team name uh i think it is i don't know i actually have no idea yas queen i have no idea got falco i i'll say that i think this team is beatable i think it's a similar dynamic to the first team we fought which we did lose to but that was a beautiful team the good thing is we have a lot of serena experience now ee serena was pretty good so it was yeah i i think that was that that prepares us pretty well for this team yeah i think he probably has best yeah tournament so far so um their strongest player here is void without a shadow of a doubt let me see who he's been playing actually he's serena i'm pretty sure oh that's not good to hear yeah well it's full health arena so it's it's basically the exact same strategy as game one win rate with serena that's good one right with gardevoir are we ready 68 with his main oh god should we should we run it are we ready oh wait i i didn't meet position change with joan i'm sorry i'm trying to set my thing so that i can attack oh uh go to go to settings hey i just want to say joma is the most inexperienced player on their team and he's support which is probably the best role for him patriarch are you in settings yep go to button control or go to controls and then attack controls if you set it to advanced it'll allow you to press b for wild pokemon i'm gonna say hello oh wait is that what the setting is yeah so you can press b for wild pokemon and then a for the opponents oh okay wait let me change that you said this controls attack advanced controls okay attacks pokemon b attacks wild pokemon okay guys if you're looking for some greeting advice my chat is full of it right now what do they say what are they what do they know if greedent is only annoying when he has somewhere to go so get on the other side of him but but then what if he just runs the other way my counter-played agreement is to ignore him and get lucky love that i'm sorry oh button settings uh yeah okay settings and then controls oh not button settings sorry controls control listen i'm telling you guys if i was like [ __ ] one week more experience that would shock call his team to victory but i don't i don't know enough and some things i say are wrong but i swear to god i feel like i'm the only one that's like constantly looking at the mini-map and seeing where everyone is because that's league player baby [Music] aaron i'm just really sorry i let you down i'm sorry that we lost a wolf that's okay that was honestly a really good game we'll get it again we'll get it again we we're winning this one we're winning this game like i think we all played well in that last one and you know they're doing it that's how we go out there's no shame in that interesting ninja okay it's going to be greninja jungle serena top i'm going to guess serena's snorlax top listen uh i don't know blizzy crustal bliss yeah wait they just put their all their potion players on tanks and then there's dps on their gun players that's insane how are we going to deal with this all right toxic the blissey when it gets out of position if we can other than that uh the good thing is if we get grouped serena's ult can only target one of us so that is preferable uh why am i not using scope lens uh i changed it last night i just want to see how i felt about score shield again not taking it i just kind of want to see how scoreshield felt i'm not really loving it i'll probably change it just haven't really thought about it all right yeah hot but it's fine oh they got it they got it they got it yeah it's okay push back they're so much bulkier than we are i just keep doing our dweens i don't think they're going to try and contest we have both i would say rotate bot first because we can we could get a bot advantage i like that voice top yeah yeah yeah boys stop they they uh they were able to get the first audino so they have a little bit of an advantage right now but mean i'm still a little guy yeah crab it crab at nine i'm gonna grab it i'm gonna go up i don't want to be a little guy yeah i don't really score much i don't need score shield good to know yeah i should have changed that oh well it's fine what's this back b b's a truck we should uh there are jungles here no i didn't get it okay i got that i got i got sing i got attack one one all right you know dude okay i think we can kill snorlax here i'm sort of zoning them off nice i got singing i got singing it i'm gonna that was good yeah did you get it here i got him i got him i got him get it get it get it get it oh did you get it i got it nice i don't know if he's gonna run x scissor or stealth rocks so or yeah here focus on far matriarch i know but i'm kind of yeah pops missing i i can i can zone i i think it's more important if you get higher levels first oh my god cool cool i'm going for dunk you got it you got it nice all right just back off that's fine yeah yeah he can't do too much do we want to start heading bot yeah i think we rotate bot okay okay we'll probably get some free little dunks fine hiding he's insane comes out of position jumps out of position we're coming down if you could if you can go uh job's up oh he just got out okay yeah take these i'm going to keep i'm going to keep the these guys up knock him up knock him up nice yeah take all that forward nice nice kill him oh dunk duck he's not duck he's locked up yeah we got him yeah that's huge all right all right start doing treads start doing tread drive they're not going to be here in time all the way forward everything is coming yes they've got full heal they got full heal let me put them to sleep and then uh okay okay it's okay it's okay no you guys you guys do it you guys we can keep them out i'm not worried about not worried about the blissey nice night's night don't get caught level advantage use level advantage oh huge oh this store likes guys this is sss that's fine that's fine they got that that's fine nice hrock if you want to run top go grab those audinos okay yeah i'm gonna go a lot of farm to take yeah oh they got you here yeah i'm gonna get their dps out all right let's back off yeah scoring that bottom goal breaking it was there i think it's fine because that that put them out of position they couldn't get dreadnought they couldn't contest oh you're right careful i don't think nobody over extend i'm fine i'm a little bit low i'm gonna recall yeah yeah let's chill okay i'm gonna run back bot to try and defend because i feel like they might start going down that way everybody else work on getting that those audinos cool all right i'm gonna i'm gonna leave those for dragonite yeah dragonite armed up i'm gonna try and get center audi we've got we've got bees uh yeah of course he's so dead let's wait for our team let's wait for our team we're almost here when's treadmill or whatever dreadnought should spawn in like 40 seconds we're here a little bit we're here oh get up get him get him get him nice nice are we team fighting do you need me yeah we're they're running away they're too fast that's fine that's fine we we got we built we got space we got space what's good yeah you said sorry seven minutes yeah you guys shred 50 seconds dread in 15 seconds yeah let's just get it we're in a much better position than they are yeah uh i see i see the greninja sneaking through look at greninja he's locked up he's knocked up nice they're flanking great combo they're coming from the other side the other side ambassador oh you're in game goodbye look at serena oh no all right i got old i got old here you go can we get her i've got snorlax no that's her plan that's her plan she wants to run away cool i'm molting here i'm molting here look look look look yeah i see him i see on my screen we got their healer we got their healer we're on stage we're on snorlax all right somebody start hitting dreads let me start hitting dread oh my god why is he so large oh no oh you're targeting the minions there we go there we go there we go there we go okay dread is ours all right start hitting dreads start hitting dread i'm really low but i can i can sing i'm blocking walking to finish it faster coming yeah finish it finish it's not even close oh okay then we're gonna back off they're moving in on you yeah i should have been shredding me void's very low but i'm gonna try it i gotta dip i gotta dip if you have your night if you have your night usually if you have your night use it oh i try i gotta do this you got it you got it i think nice nice all right i'm going for rotom uh grab those top they're they're majorly scoring bots yeah oh i'm running bot okay well they're in the lead now they're in the lead right now yeah bought bot just got asked they're they're uh they're [ __ ] oliver but [ __ ] [ __ ] all right i'm gonna get your dinosaurs and i'll be back it's all good it's all good okay we're here i'm gonna they're starting it they don't know i'm here they're all there they're all they're about to find out they're about to find out over here he's running but you know okay we're coming top score [ __ ] i should not have flashed there all right they're going to try and fight this if they overextend we can kill them oh god oh god yeah don't don't don't don't challenge void don't challenge i he it's mainly he challenged me how is that still not taking him out this thing does not die how do you kill serena i do he he slowed he slowed you gotta gotta die that's you okay i'm stopping rotom yeah we got we if we just make sure this all is we killed boyd right before zap uh he's probably still gonna have time he's gonna respawn but that's okay yeah yeah all right i'm backing and then going straight to yeah he doesn't have his unite yeah uh everybody back and then we just have to get ready for the fight it's in 10 seconds yeah yeah i'm 14 going into it i feel good does everybody have their unite back no no you're invited but yeah i had to use it okay everybody get here everybody get here right on this interaction yep crystal's here castle's here he's out he's out of position remember we can't all die because then we don't have enough points yeah yeah no i gotta yes let's go go go go go go go go go wait we need more people top we need more people today i'm running top i'm running top i'm running top yes 100 points okay i'm going back i'm recalling every calling i'm i'm going for it i'm going for it i'm going for it i'm going for it jacob you go top it in all right i'm top i'm top oh recall we have to defend regardless go back and defend get back oh my god you stupid core fish oh no wait run back run backwards if you can run backwards run backwards oh oh you oh oh you basically fifteen up in fifteen fifteen the mid one they're going down they can't hit they can't hit mid stay there because they're not gonna all go up just keep them off it keep them off it yeah i'm keeping them off it oh i'm holding a mulching i'm melting i need help i need help we want we want god wait sorry void better next wow my heart is pounding right now oh my god i'm just saying you did almost three times as much damage as void so i know i'm adding him right now peep my damage winky face we played that so well picking off guys oh my god that was good oh that was that was amazing that i think that was our biggest game yet that we had that was a must win and we we played one win condition oh my gosh all right when the chips are down we pick it up we gotta beat team tropius oh my god they're one and five guys game you never know wait um okay we we still need washington pokemon team to lose i played [ __ ] good that game oh my god why did no one talk about the setting half my damage was being blocked by minions in previous games i could finally just [ __ ] attack humans and choose to attack minions when i wanted to oh my god dude and that was [ __ ] map control watching the map being in the right spots try something for two days i've been playing for less than 24 hours [ __ ] i installed this game [ __ ] 18 hours ago god damn are you playing console it's only on console if there was a pc version i would never lose a game in my life void spirit hurrah oh it's on mobile [Laughter] you guys have phones right dude look at our suits we look good biggest one and it was preventable yes the first loss we'll call it a warm-up yep can i just say we look good in our suits we look damn good oh good enough this team looks good we're a fan favorite the crowd loves this team crowd loves the imagine dragonairs honestly the games have been so fun like this is the most fun i've had playing in a long time me too i've ever had playing there hey you're killing it man i would not have guessed you started playing yesterday night at like 9 20. all right we win this and then we beat wolfie's team and we win the tournament it's true actually i think we have to deal with the three-way tie and i don't really know what that looks like i don't know what we do about the three-way tie well what's the weirdest you're trying to figure out your tournament make people really mad all right offer dylan like half of your offer dylan your share and then i think he'll be okay with it all right are we all ready yep here give me one second yes yes yes it's all good to go cool yeah because i was thinking of like do i want scope lens but i kind of like just the health buff we get from uh i think scoreshield is i just think scoreshield is a better item yeah i mean yeah i just like having more health in general given that i think i might be ready to go all right i am pressing the a button oh my gosh guys let's do it come on one more we can win this let's go we're gonna make our dreams come true this is the last game until the tie breakers oh my gosh pokemon memes for pokemon dreams ah no i i don't want to do scope lynch chat i've i've decided zero friends and friends list yeah cause i don't i don't play this game to make friends okay i play to win all right i'm not buddy buddy with my competitors okay i'm a pokemon killer i don't want it to go down to the youtube chat because of the youtube chatters but wouldn't it be hype it would be hype how many donors would they drop if you played absolutely oh they can't right now i can't um okay so i just want to say shout out to team reddit going 0-6 hey they've got one more chance just like real redditers yo that could be it oh that blastoise skin is flames oh my god oh my god they have that they're the house and doesn't have an item they are um they've got three defenders on their team so no items we gotta we gotta break through their walls and also blast always deals a fair amount of damage too yeah just be careful about it's all because they did mark damage aaron just putting it out there ross how long have we been playing today uh like three uh like two hours uh ross has played this game for two hours okay okay okay he might not know how to use this unite move i'm going to find out i mean i think age rock has about the same experience but uh he's pretty good now so all right we need to make sure to steal this yep nice oh did you get it no nice nice i don't seem to get it ever i i need to figure out why i don't know i i think i'm just getting excited i either need to tie my defense curls or my pounds better i should be able to hit four off of this yeah yeah let me let me let's hit this because i want to hit uh oh sorry sorry i'm so sorry i was like smashing it uh i'm bored with crab i'll get the crab yeah can we get the berry top i'm top what's good fam oh wait here i just saw someone pop down here oh oh he's out of the box i got squishy nice when's the pizza he won't even know have to sing up yet here we let's just get this uh coming in with shoot score great start spam i think we won top lane every game obviously i know i'm walking i'm not getting nice oh my god okay okay looking good let's see we can even get this all right yeah we're kind of just uh it's a stalemate down here it bought okay we're doing really well top so we can rotate down soon good good uh they're they're trying to push up they're trying to push up i'm gonna grab this crab if you want to just prevent them from dunking they're not gonna dunk oh we can't do that oh nice let me score okay we're gonna dunk and then we're coming we're coming together right behind we can we can conserve you see this yeah it's nice nice huge beautiful i think okay oh nighttails you guys hold them off and i'm gonna take their jungle camps if i can okay we've got okay let's get let's focus drive let's go stretch great take their stuff oh i got level 8 that's big but hey nothing's over until zapdos happens that's true that's true he's got to get his heart as high as possible and then uh yeah just defend okay honestly that's fine that's fine i think we'll leave these we want to score this do we want to score this or no uh let's wait until second time we have such a big leader scoring we're getting all the audi if you want to go up with aaron you guys can both get those uh audino okay i'm gonna take their jungle stealing their jungle real quick guys great start great start there's a guy behind us in our jungle in in jungle you're getting flanked either so i saw him on the mini map yeah oh yeah it's literally cinderella sunders is gonna try and dunk oh they're here they're here it's family jewels i'm actually going down bottom because there's a clearly a big fight i think i can take this you're too fast are you guys good do you need to start coming down uh yeah i say just wait until wait until dread i think we can hold him off till dread cool i i farmed the entire top side nice i have volt now all we have to do is win the team fight at the end yeah or uh zap nice i think if you want to dunk this i think over time oh wait oh it's fun jacob you want to finish this off the all year's brother uh he's he's about to spawn okay i'm here i'm gonna try and dunk this 28 rope oh never mind yeah i'm too low i need it back all right 20 seconds get it yeah i'm also going to recall and then just everybody meet a dread coming middle nice oh god all right let's all let's go dead down focusing ross so hard this time i think you're probably here oh hey aaron yeah they're here they're here they're here snorlax is mid they're slobo's butt yeah he's my dread i'm by dread yeah me too we're waiting as well you guys come down come here careful careful center race i'll start off we're getting started erin if you want to keep them off yeah um okay yeah they're all really far off oh my god a truck with the solo he's too good and then we have bees right after this so we can just take those we got the breadcrumbs nice look at the bees it's so interesting playing against people i've only played with you know right right it's a different thing i don't want this road to go in let's go let's go guard top yep and uh grab any audio on the way oh my god they're all here they're okay we're coming i have all they're there is in the jungle nice oh where that's i don't know they flashed up for a second they might be weird might be going down yeah they're done that's okay oh okay all right i'm uh just grab these audino before you leave cinderella's bottom save your olds in the next minute and a half remember yeah yeah he's taking our camp so we got dissolvily all right i'm coming with you to try and cut him off oh there's a lot out there i'm going to show up and uh come here okay uh we're going to rotate bot we can rotate bot yeah call me just don't die don't die no i'm not save your old save your olds i should have done that i don't think i need to use it until the end i'm here i'm here yeah we're here we're here oh he heals like in the major one going in going in going in triple knockoff nice oh they're all taking their old that's fine that's fine no one's dead good good nice new shoes nice all right nice wait a truck pull back pull back i got him oh no fear nice nice nice all right steal their push bees yeah we can break this we can break this all right you can't pop this up a little bit huge let's go hey let's back off unless we want to bully ross don't break zapdos until we kill everyone yeah don't even hit it don't even hit zap oh we could kill snorlax is out of position that's okay that's walking through here i don't know about that it's always up that's so sick all right i see major in the book they're both here they're both here okay oh poor blast boys [Music] i don't know we don't know where half of their team is i'm fine with just i'm don't know if that was the play that's right all right jacob you break that you break that and i'm gonna hey this is why you run score shield right here baby all right now recall now recall okay we are not in the lead by that much though so we need i'm about that's huge okay all right all right uh jacob i'm i'm going to rotate it i need board i need bomb support sport sport snorlax is here i'll stay back oh that was eight that's fine we're good we have the point lead right now okay yeah we're in the lead we're in the lead okay i think that's it i think they relax very close to the sun but i think we're gonna do it we didn't just sweat that much for this one for the fans yeah it's true for context right yeah we were trying to throw for content that's for sure i'll get it he's trying to score there's no way buddy get out of here and score nope he's insane actually okay let's go wait actually i think that was the was that the only game we lost zapdos in we lost uh no we lost the first zap oh true true all right okay moment of truth that's right all right that was my best wow i uh got knocked up right as i won the hyper beam and i was like oh that's not good we had a 200 point lead and we were like yeah let's start zap yo oh let's go i was not really in that game i did not do a whole lot yeah so um now we wait look at the bracket real quick um i guess um what has yet to be decided connor esports and washington pokemon team i'm gonna see if that's let's assume that they win yeah that might be then we have a three-way tie and i know we are gonna have a championship game but what what do you think about i'm sorry did they kill no people that whole game wait there's no way they definitely did they had zero kills the whole game what no hold on i could i can go back and look we can i have battle data open it says zero zero zero see anybody remember dying because i don't think [Laughter] [Laughter] and not scoring because that's crazy [Laughter] i'll be honest i don't even know how i i don't know do we do a three-way tiebreaker for someone to lose a team pikachu four four man or man bracket four man best of one four four teams uh what's so wait what are we left with right now uh there's a three-way tie for second oh um interesting settle it in a game of smash free-for-all i don't want it's only a two-way washington lost conor esports won are you serious we beat seal team six we have the t we have the tiebreaker that's us we win [Music] as long as no one objects to that that would be fair i mean cutie i can't believe i stopped playing league to play this goddamn game we should be grinding for gold right now cutie and instead i'm playing pokemon moba wait so connor ended up honoring our hero baby he ended up being our hero our ally connor and stan saved us what a redemption arc it's like the villain turns good how did conor save us like this all right so uh we're gonna fight seal team six if you want to give him the code brayden uh um what about us what what do you want what about you [Laughter] cutie says you'll be the reason i don't hit gold this year cutie don't say this year like you normally hit gold you haven't hit gold ever it's not my fault okay maybe one year could be my fault but if it's a pattern there's got to be something going on okay it's not and by the way we will hit gold this year okay you and me we're doing it we're doing it this is the year chat believes you got to do better i have to do better i'm not your bot lane support you can't talk to me like that cutie you can't constantly neg me and insult me all game and then rage okay this is a mid laner it's a little bit different there that's how it should work in my opinion i do agree right back for the finals mr king and think that's i'm gonna give it to him wait what you definitely can't give it to him it was why are they saying top four he was never he's literally fifth i think it's a tie it's a tie for fourth that's why they're saying yeah but it never was top four right i'm i showed up late i have no idea what i'm talking about you tell me connor is all i'm saying yeah i got a message from lincoln what do they say yo since hitman is coming out on steam and we have tons of content coming up soon want to plan some content together i think it might be a great timing since it'll most likely be picked up by the youtube algorithm and in general have more interest that's so sweet linkus i love when he talks about the algorithm to me uh yeah i'll play some stuff with like this for sure of course he could literally just said y'all want to play hitman and i would have been like [ __ ] thought you never asked king are we playing a tiebreaker oh so you play with him yeah i'll play hitman because i have to play hitman i feel great and i feel like a champion and after i play league of legends for three hours i feel like i want to [ __ ] throw myself a bridge cutie after we start out laughing and then lose three games and we get miserable oh you'll go bowling with that guy but you won't do heroin and ally with me yeah yeah it's a little bit different bowling's fun and wholesome this feels like not my fault [Laughter] here i'm going to settle it with them i'm invading oh he laughs oh we literally switch literally [Music] figure it out all right he didn't ask us to switch earlier our new fifth void welcome to the team how does this happen you're just changing players all right yeah this is fine i can play cinder oh yeah oh no bring your serene out so we're gonna talk he's back jungle oh welcome welcome to the team alpharette what are you doing hitting team one void hello are we going to do a tiebreaker match i think i think so i i wouldn't i would have been down for top four but we have a tie for fourth or like you know what i mean yeah there's five teams in top four all we were gonna do was uh top two go to a championship match but we tied for second so yeah well technically technically because we won the head to head yeah you guys do have the head-to-head but no bias you know i think a tiebreaker measure would be great jacob make an announcement make an announcement and say if you let's do a vote if there needs to be a tiebreaker [Laughter] match is more content yeah yeah it's more content almost too much content though when you think about it almost it might be a little bit too much you know i have to talk to my sources and i'll be back okay oh my god i'm going with you all right sources are we coin flipping i knew i want to listen to this conversation you're like head to heads where it's at i have to go that's what i've been saying head to head i think head to head should matter as well as no bias you know whichever works or whatever pikachu whatever the [ __ ] the damn whatever greed it is we could just forfeit that team and then yeah [ __ ] classic void all right give me a sec give me a sec can we just ban green there we go [Laughter] is alfred figuring out with their team right now what's what's happening yeah i think so i feel like it would be fair for us to make it over them is not playing time it makes total sense like usually yeah like that's still there every other sport that's how it works so i don't know why i don't know i don't even think it should be a debate in my opinion like obviously i'm not pious but like in any other situation head to head would i thought we lost the head head so i was gonna lie and say it doesn't matter but now that i know that we want it like it's very obvious that we should go ahead [Laughter] all right what's good team six gets the win uh you guys can watch no no no we're gonna coin flip what wait done it we're gonna flip three we're gonna coin flip real quick but it's a three coin flip we're literally just coin who wins or whether or not we do a tiebreaker tie breaker oh god wait why what we've worn that head to head this is hype i don't know about that it's pretty high [Laughter] one what is it a nickel or a quarter oh i don't know anybody i don't trust anybody to do this coin flip yeah me neither we need a neutral third party to do the coin no hear me out what i'm gonna do i'm scaring sharing right wait um i'm gonna i'm gonna scream i'm screen sharing okay to you guys okay i think you gotta play again or we're head to head coin flips is [ __ ] crazy bro jacob jacob you're listening to their team but you're not listening to your your boys your homies yeah you just want to take the head-to-head win of course your team is lame what the hell yeah i could also play a tiebreaker but what if we always like the tie breaker out yeah we'll do it oh what a great idea all right okay yeah that sounds good oh wow more like i'm just saying we did we won the head-to-head which is normally how tie breakers result resolve yeah uh-huh um i like what this [Music] what content do you want out of this it's what i'm asking okay guys okay so i'm still screen sharing right i'm hey jacob so what if you if if we lose the coin flip i'm just going to use that as my technicality and say that i still won the tournament here's the thing okay fine you got to play i'm just going to take the win and just lose the greed again we i here we almost won that one the whole plan from the start has been there we have undefeated after we lose and here's what i think i think we play them in a thug finals and then whoever wins just forfeits to greed and who gives a crap is gonna win anyway i think that's a good idea that way we got a real finale going on okay okay let's okay then i'm just gonna flip this coin just for fun cause i said head all right [Laughter] yeah let's play let's play them it'll be fun it'll be a good final yeah yeah so actually guys guys i i have a better idea void hear me out hearing i think i think we come together i think we take the best from both of our teams oh my gosh no we need void guys no void's with us no like we come together he's saying all of us against greetings why does he not want to do a [ __ ] thug finals what's going on what's going on half a rad cranky crotch mess nothing because we were confused what's happening because a lot of us want to watch the finals and screams as well so i wonder what's going on i say head to head in any other instance it would be head to head you're a lame of you we are 1-1 as we did when the coin flip that is true that is true that's so true so let's play him let's play him i swear to god we can beat him again let's do it let's [ __ ] [ __ ] ride i think i think we have to fight yes you should be able to win the second one easy yeah we will i think you guys came up with the coin flip because you were scared no we didn't have a rematch what is going on yeah squishy's got some ideas in general i don't think that changes the coin flipping all right guys i i guess we're doing the head-to-head huh you want to do the tiebreaker match yeah let's do it all right all right you gotta break your match and then we all lose agreed yep yeah this is the real final step this is real finals this is the non-lame finals [Laughter] wow we got there in [ __ ] a half an hour we could have played six matches by now we got there let's get the thug finals going baby now we need to win this of course but what does he have to say this motherfucker's not about to say double elimination on me i can't change a tournament he lives are we doing is it a tiebreaker match then yeah i think we're doing a tiebreaker match hell yeah we did it damn we got to win i want to get revenge in the finals we can do it we honestly we're so close to beating greedy yeah i really think it would have been perfect to be able to play wolfy's team again we just got to beat these guys i i like how wolfy proposes the idea how about the winning team only sends out one member and he's gonna send out the one pokemon that doesn't die it doesn't matter yeah all right we're running it back all right guys this is the tiebreaker match winner gets second and a chance to fight the greeden team once more hey lucy lord thank you for the 12 months sorry i missed it one full year ethan phillips thank you for 20 months uh now that now that the whole original done i kind of want to bluefish they for 13 months look at cooper can't they with the five gifted conjurement david the prime minister wait challange is getting a second because we won the tiebreaker they're saying the head-to-head was the tiebreaker i thought you wanted it for content or something and i'm like well it's not the coin flip at least do a head-to-head fight oh i just didn't realize shalon just gave us the win [Laughter] do we back out now yeah we back out baby we back out we're weak actually actually you know what i'm just going to tell them i'm going to tell them i i will say if we have to play a tiger i'll be kind of sad because i feel like it's only right for us to make it i've been saying i think we should make it but i do feel like we just [ __ ] screwed him by saying this gotta have a rule dude he's gotta think about this from the beginning that's wild he just told him like the pastor then we lost the coin flip and then he said we're gonna do a head-to-head [Laughter] oh god oh no this feels dirty i wish he just [ __ ] said from the beginning hey it's head to head wait also i'm down to play a tiger i don't care because it'd be fun like the match with them was fun i do but i want to be in the finals like that's the thing i feel so bad if we lost yeah i'm just going to put this is the finals in my youtube vid anyway if we [ __ ] that's fair that's fair yeah no matter what i'm saying that we won this tournament yeah how i won a pokemon tournament is gonna be the [ __ ] [Laughter] i can't believe it took like 20 minutes for him to realize what we've been saying from the beginning oh my god yeah i i thought jacob ewan was just like trying to i don't blame him by the way by any means it's like uh yeah i agree i'll blame him like i think all of us really want to win now we're very invested yeah we're invested we we did everything we did we literally said after we lost to team pikachu we we roll the table and then we we get in the finals and that's what we did so it's not we got better everything like oh now we got to do a coin flipper oh now we gotta do a tiebreaker we had the path to victory the whole time and now it's being ripped away from us i shall get some water if we won the tiebreaker lost the coin flip and we're eliminated i would have been i would have been yeah that's what i went ahead and then lost the coin flip and then it was over oh the thing is i guarantee you out of the 6 000 people that are watching jacob's stream and demanding that we we do a game they don't they don't know sports they don't know this is how it would work in any other sport none of these no i don't know if it's a win we're gonna let the people decide i posted a a straw poll and uh give it to your chats let them vote yes what use their power use our power where's the straw ball where is it a straw poll it's it's a chat it's a chat team one channel and take the win and move on to finals or do we play a gentleman doug finals no gentleman's we're we're ruthless out here well guys do we want like you know the extra game of practice before vote vote vote vote for give us the win chat vote get in there and vote i need all 3 000 of you to vote just vote us to the finals baby because alfred needs a [ __ ] poll to make up his mind oh does team one take the free win why is the phrasing so bad what is up with this i swear to god this is so this is so crazy anyway vote yes vote yes we'll try it out do what you can vote yes we need to file i want to finals baby this is already taking a little bit too i want to play security and then i want to do the people have spoken all right what's the poll holy crap h thank you your chat just saved this they gave us a boost the people have spoken people have spoken people have spoken people have spoken ggs the power of democracy baby let's go chat let's go if my friend's not gonna make up his mind we're gonna make it up for him let's go baby this is only one [ __ ] uh hive mind too some reason even though our chat's not that big we all stuff the ballot box and that's what i love about us that's what i love about us that's true that's true it's perfect it's the it's the it's a cinderella story come on it is a cinderella story we're going to beat that greeting too i swear to god you're going to beat that greeting they didn't have items when we played them last time i have items yeah level 30 i know how to use my x attack before combat shit's different team six is gonna be so mad like all i'm saying we have the head-to-head we have the people's vote yeah let's just play team pikachu and win this tournament i think we should do it i wish from the beginning he just said head to head's what matters when we move on i know this could have been real smooth yeah if this if we had if we if he had seen the challange thing from the start all right i'm going to get water hopefully this gets resolved and i come back and we're playing teen people we found the votes chat we found the votes the mailing votes came in and they were good they were good this is the power of pokemon going to the polls yes refresh results [ __ ] still yes i refreshed oh yeah we got a recount we got a recount here in arizona and yes it is still a majority for team buildback better a landslide victory a landslide it's a green wave we have a mandate to change this game change this country what's going on i i feel scummy we should have had a t.o so i didn't have to be the biased one making the decision but i hosted this event and i will cheat let's go baby rule the people yo you gotta follow democracy hey braden can you can you kick the losers now [Laughter] yeah that was ice cold hey let's get our minds out of this whole coin flip head-to-head pole situation and let's focus on victory okay i like that i like that let's get our minds on ignoring that greeting and [ __ ] them up yeah it's not cheating it's actually just how tournaments and sports conferences work says yeah it's true i like merge the teams but then we have to like leave people behind and that's not fun uh yeah i've been sad we we've built a real bond on this team you know i feel like you guys are my brothers and sisters in arms and we'll be friends forever after this so this is legitimately such a good team you guys are awesome i'm not even i'm not even joking it was a lot of fun get these losers out of here see ya no but yes we i am so proud of our team we i think we turned into the connor esports though everybody hates us now but that's okay because yeah exactly oh yeah let me give them the lobby code look this is the right way this is what it should have been from the start we did a lot of we did a lot of like messing around but a lot of goofiness in any other situation the head-to-head should matter so when you you know that was just like the rules of how tournaments work because i've just never dealt with a round robin before yeah [Music] challange don't lie bracket don't lie exactly the computers never lie yeah i definitely do think next time i'm gonna like hire an individual person to make those calls because i i just don't like being the one to do it yeah no i it makes sense if it was all right we got there we got there in the end it's funny because if i was on the other side of it i'll be freaking out head to head matters what are you talking about they said baseball what are you talking about head to head you better [ __ ] play a playoff match i'll be losing if i was the other side but luckily i'm on this side and i believe that head-to-head is important to the integrity of the game and i feel like if you're not gonna [ __ ] follow what they do in professional sports you're an absolute lunatic okay this is how the system runs yeah greedy look what i was thinking is you could you could hide in the bush and then when greed comes you just surprise it and then how about we go five jungle yeah we have okay we have time while they're assembling we need we really need to think about this yeah i think it'd be really funny to all go like to have three jungle and just jump greeting like we just hide in the bushes and we just killed ingredient and then move on what if we have what if we have uh snorlax snorlax absol avali do you think you could take the yellowstone all by yourself i think take the what oh wait i think i've given the wrong code let me assume i'm i'm being told i i i think the cinder race was the weakest part of the wolfie game so as i'm thinking is that if we go absol that might be the counter follow your heart follow your heart throw the strat out the window follow your heart if your heart is telling you absol is the key then i fully support you our lanes will hold it down we will be the rock that holds us together and then you just gotta as long as you don't fall behind jungle no because talonflame is gonna be taking their jungle got it yeah then we have we have to we have to collapse a little bit i think i think but not overextend i think the thing is once once aaron gets heavy slam and once i get sing that becomes a lot easier like it's harder to stop greed if we don't have any cc to slow it down yeah right and also apparently uh you can steal his berries you can eat his berries when you're when you're doing him focus on stealing his berries when dooley's and dodges burps and it's easy he has a hard time with characters doesn't absolutely do better when it's like attacking from your back so if you're just chasing a little breathing down yeah yeah it's really good to chase him down and also it lowers the cooldown in pursuit when i do that should i do a razor claw or scope lens i think razer claw will give you red buff all the time so even if you don't get red buff you'll still have razor claw procking all right we good to go i think i'm going to erase the claw i'm ready all right are we good i'm ready all right this is it for all the marbles we're winning this tournament right here the revenge the people have spoken they want it they want it [Music] i don't feel bad at all this is what this way it was supposed to be this is i'm happy that we got here we did see that's what i was saying whenever you were in their call i was like that was the plan for the start we knew what our win can do like we knew our path to victory and we did exactly what we needed to do we need to be sure we have already taken note of the absol here and they see what we're doing well look at how much look how much drip we have on our team remember that we look good we are the drippiest game wait scooch has the expensive snorlax skin that's the that's like the forty dollar one we have my people are giving me [ __ ] for the buddy barrier but i i want to be here for my friends all right let's do it let's do it let's do it one last game yeah one last zapdos fight that we have to get through we'll win we can do this guys we're back in it things are looking great already game is ours all right we're gonna steal this yeah we got this who's learned oh here it is i'm gonna wait oh gregan is all right i got it i got it i got it you got it nice all right let's go back let's go back let's wait let's just get our stuff green's already there yep yeah you get that you're right trying to alternate your attacks i i did but he he got the oh actually i got both buffs oh let's go all right i got something i've got something collapsing i'll hold down i'll hold down bot just nice okay huge start okay i got heavy slim okay oh we can oh we can kill this we can kill this i don't think that yeah i'm gonna try to score oh maybe nice they both got potions they both got potions let's pull back let's pull back let's get this audi okay i'm gonna back off okay yeah i think we should help yeah get it again nice nice good stuff good stuff go get that crab go get the crab over there okay no i'm not going to alternate too i've learned i've learned i'm going to dunk 30. oh do we want to break it though i'm not going to i do i kind of feel like we should just be breaking stuff because i'll get some more xp buffs i don't want to do that okay well the top is really good if you if you guys are that much far ahead just come come help us and that we can break we're coming if we want to break a goal let's break let's get him let's [ __ ] hurt him all right i'm going to keep him off uh if you guys want to go we gotta go we'll make it work we'll make this build work i'm lagging oh i think i don't think he meant to do that i don't think he meant to heavy slime that way yeah no he messed up okay just back off back off play safe yep okay okay here comes town flame here comes tile flame right downtown flame lane i'm going in all right i got sing i got sing up i got sing up hiding oh i died that's fine it's fine okay play safe play safe back all right serena is getting very fed up there we got to win this tread okay i'm here i'm here frozen he's frozen knocked up oh he's going to get it's nice nice okay we got to start dri i think i think we need to start uh actually never mind finish the finishing here i'm going to start dunking let's try and break this i think oh wait jacob yeah broken uh i don't know it's close they're hitting it they're hitting it they're going to it's at 25 25 percent i'm going to i'm going to start they're going to get it they're going to i'm ready to sing it i'm ready to sing it okay guys uh don't don't overextend just come back yeah we can get the bees and that's huge that puts this telephone oh yeah town flight over extents no no it's not worth numbers all right oh i have unite so i can use it once where's the fight look at serena look serena i'm pushing that back in pushing them into you guys kill this nice oh my god nice all right yeah let's go ahead and just break it okay all right here push up push up and grab as much form they don't have jump pad yet they don't have jump pad yet all right i'm gonna get our farm real quick before green comes back guys i'm coming i'm coming i'll come out i'm out of mouth oh i'm on the wrong side of blocking him nice dread in 18 18. get the dread there's no somebody took him somebody's here i'm coming down to dread i'm going to try and check this bush absolutely pursuit it uh lowers the cooldown and does like double damage but you hit their back dreads up oh then i'm here and bringing it away from me town flame is pretty pretty yolked right now careful i do have my united i do have my united's probably the last time i get to use it all right word stuff it's too fast it's too fast squirrel i'm molting oh wait we can kill tom flame oh god i didn't mean it on him oh well i'm running back for a bit of health really quick oh god wait this is fine here we go nice nice dress back up to full health we gotta watch it i'm gonna zone you guys got it you guys got it okay okay we just need as many people to hit it as possible oh that was a great stun nice nice we're good yep get wolfie get wolfie he's dead he's dead nice finish this good job yeah we can we have to defend this zap fight yeah a truck uh if you want to grab grab these audino's up top yeah i'm getting this in there oh wait i need these i need these okay okay they already got bees so i think they're here they're waiting to do rhodum i think we wait until our full team's here okay yeah we don't have a huge lead right now so we just need to make sure we play this game they've been doing a good job of dunking a lot but i think if we could get this rotom that would really be good to push in remember guys save your olds yeah no old oh they're here they're here they're here all right sing that sing that sing that yes kill the talonflame kill the talonflame uh finish the road i went a little ignorant on that nice nice nice serena serena i need to dunk something she flashed remember 20 seconds until that seconds until zapped let that let them deal with uh let them deal with rhodum they say yeah we don't we don't take it though we don't take it we just we just keep them away from it it's a close battle they're coming they're coming top right there they come here they come it's all of them it's all of them it's all of them all right all right they're all asleep they're all asleep finish it away oh just give us a second we'll be able to just i'm waiting on the pad to see if anyone pops up right right okay yeah now you guys can split now you guys can uh maybe come with me come with me bottom is important bottom line come on come on only snorlax is top wiggles have to say top no they can't score they don't know that they're trying to score middle they can't oh my god oh my god go back go back up we won we won i'm on him we picked the greatest baby that's right absolutely holy [ __ ] i can't believe we won that i thought they were undefeatable green it sucks let's go you know what they're different you know what the single difference was between us and the other team we had what armor baby let's go [ __ ] yeah that was a look at how bad we look how many more kills we had than them we were stomping them out oh my gosh 91k another 100k if you get a trophy if we get a trophy it has to go to avalia the true character i think you did a million damage over today connor said he gave out a prayer for our team before that game conor is our hero this victory goes to connor eats pants esports thank you guys thank you guys qatar esports i gave a conor esports a ceremonial blessing actually that's huge you know a huge a long time thing in the faker used that to win three championships actually managed to not have to have all our debts collected in the past six months and how we got these players today guys that's huge i'm gonna go to the other team real quick i want to rub it off sportsmanship there let's go to the team we coin flip scammed i thought i thought there was no hope to beat that team i'm here to say well two things one team five put the poll in their respective chats and they said to spam yes because they didn't want to play me there is nothing worse than your [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is the green grass lady character yeah serena everything about them is stupid they play they look stupid literally one of the worst pokemon designs of all time their names literally the names arena when i saw void was playing serena i was like oh god this is gonna be good but yeah i got i got systems because they all i had to fight against too many twitch chats yeah that's a lot of twitch tracks you can't beat chat but you guys can beat greed and so good [ __ ] congrats thank you we did it it was like a little rat that ran around less than 24 hours of grind that i'm all ready how does that guy work the world champion of pokemon united slippery runs away that was the world finals help restore items like he's actually a monster i'm faker undefeated awesome wait i gotta get on that i gotta get playing this guy i gotta i gotta get another image hey i gotta say this game was more fun than i thought it would be and i had a good time i really like it it was really funny it's kind of fun it's pretty easy you just get to kind of just press buttons have fun kill things yeah yeah every game being ten winning help the best thing ever i wish league of legends did that for random games and i'll definitely hit you guys up whenever i do another one because i think it's fun to just one meet new people and then to grind it out for like a day and just everyone goes crazy i feel like that's what most of us and then i three days before the event playing a team every time and then we bring in new people bring in amaranth connor i'm telling you when she found out about the old button at the end of game four it changed everything i gotta ask when you guys fought the washington pokemon team how'd that go like oh no they it was kind of closer but they did ultimately win it like yeah um like they they got those in the end unfortunately and that was kind of it for us but we were actually struggling consistently through the game yeah you all right definite for a second chat i dedicate this victory to myself what a hero [Laughter] stay humble stay hungry you know what i'm saying uh that was fun as [ __ ] i love my team everyone was good uh i had a great time with uh captain kidd in bot lane awfully was goaded on the sticks playing what i heard was a d-tier character and getting 100k damage every game low-key goaded i was uh mvp shot caller for saying let's kill greeden when he's [ __ ] 50 miles deep in our jungle and we actually [ __ ] did it thank god somebody listened instead of crying and saying it's impossible uh and uh [Laughter] and uh and we did it and we we [ __ ] won that's awesome and also mvp to the chat for helping us spam that poll so alfred would make up his mind and give us the win because we might have lost the void's team no crap even though we did beat him before uh that was fun as [ __ ] that being said i probably will never play pokemon unite again oops good thing i dropped 70 bucks so i won a tournament and lost 70 dollars hey i've i've i've done that before there's there's honor congrats on top four though huge a huge comeback a lot of people did not expect you to be there listen dude you're sylveon i was i was i was scared for sure my sylveon is kind of crazy like honestly i don't mean to like brag um wait conor's team won the tiebreaker quote-unquote too yup yeah [Laughter] amaranth is changing into acute bikini or something that's what it says on her stream she's got to get the viewers back after pokemon united stands probably sans is probably watching a tv show dance is changing into a coupe as well right that's right and he's calling his ex or something i don't know okay i think i can get him i'll play on his switch of your double agent oh that'd be great well this is a great idea though i want to interact with you absolutely great idea um yeah thanks for the invite thanks dave alvarado this is dope i really had fun thanks for the christmas i'm glad everyone has fun and i love ho i wish more people hosted events so i have to host them and then rig them so i win nice i'm gonna host something word on the street is conor esports might bring back crab game oh no you know what i'm down esports always we're working with corpse husband we will see you guys you literally laugh but it's actually corpse a nice idea like he wants to bring back crabby bring it back when it's like one month ago yep it's a great game already i'm nostalgic yeah it was super fun all right well i'll see you guys all right i'm a good guy good event good event later on yeah great job team much love this is awesome everybody i love that thanks for organizing it jacob yeah of course yeah thank you so much thanks for having me on my team mm-hmm yeah you guys we all did great we killed it that absolutely killed it we won so many best of one games most importantly we beat greedent we get together mentally i'm so impressed i also want to say shout out to avli because i found out halfway through that apparently nine tails is like a d-tier character and you're going [ __ ] damage you got you got to show your friend that obviously legit was so good i'm really impressed that's awesome yeah genuinely like 100 like a million damage over the course of today yeah like actually he is ridiculous like you picked ivern or something and just started playing it i think armor was me asking to switch to absol several times and being told no and then we win in the final game there's an arc there's an art for every person on this team you knew the right time to pull it out yeah that was a that was an executive decision on that one yeah all right everybody all right we're out we're we won victorious now we're the rest of the concert today is watching stan's play god of war but with my camera over it first time god of war play through title and i'll just leave this up and i'm going to eat some food for a bit this is called content i'm going to soak all this up no we're going to get smarter today today's a huge get smarter day but it's not gonna start till like a while from now actually we're doing get smarter like at uh 6 p.m or something 6 7 for a sponsored content we're gonna oh if you have any amazing get smarter saturday videos please submit them to the discord or the smash scene uh we're gonna be looking for some new good ones remember the criteria is simple that's my new catchphrase the criteria is simple um uh it's uh can't be boring can't be too long and at the end of it you have to have learned something you gotta learn something it can be mostly fun but you gotta learn something um uh so uh please submit before six o'clock and then we'll uh i'll bust out the sponsor and we'll uh we'll watch a bunch of videos tonight it'll be fun i'm gonna get some food and we'll just hang out together and watch some saturday night videos it'll be great but until then um i i kind of wanted to like shower and stuff but maybe i'll just play sakura instead like an unwashed gamer how about da but it's 605 i don't live on cringe coast um so it is 305 for me and it'll be in three hours uh i finished yesterday's sakura stream by killing um this [ __ ] weird ass creature called headless which as you might expect has no head what you might not expect is that he reaches into your [ __ ] and pulls out your spine that's his signature move he reaches literally into your [ __ ] and pulls out your spine um which is awful but i did kill it um and i had [ __ ] bell jar on or whatever and so it was harder but ain't no thing but a chicken wing i

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days ago because I apparently I was playing this Indian song what the hell are they talking about to say lately your streams have been extra entertaining anyways like pajamas Sam I think chat GPT plays Oregon Trail could be pretty great keep crushing it but grow your facial hair back as fast as you can okay all right and my face looks fine um okay well I guess only up I just don't wanna um I just have to mute only up when I play it who replaced Doug with a weird clone it's fine it'll be fine I probably won't stream the next couple days it'll probably be normal again in like three days um goo bear I think the 12 months man appreciate it yeah we'll do more Chad gbt does stuff I I feel like I've leaned a little heavy on AI stuff recently and then today is all about AI stuff so I don't want to overdo it it's the only thing but yes there's I definitely want to do more stuff there are many many ideas that I have we are never going to run out of me having ideas that is not gonna happen um lots and lots of things to do it's just about finding the time to do them cool um we're gonna do some chess versus Napoleon ideally this takes like an hour but I'm rip I'm pretty late because the internet went down for a while so what I want to do is mix things up just a bit specifically oh we need more dramatic music for this what are we doing this is not going on YouTube by the way but I will use my YouTuber voice chat defeated chat chat in chess you beat him soundly I think you literally lost one piece so we played again like two weeks ago I don't remember when we when we played again in that time Napoleon could cheat we allowed Napoleon to cheat as much as he wanted he could literally do anything he could move a piece like this he could move a piece like this and take whatever he wanted and you still won [Music] So today we're doing Ultra chaos mode the third battle we're gonna tell AI Napoleon in this game of chess that he can do literally anything he can move your pieces he can move as many times as he wants he can make up new pieces he can make up new rules we're gonna tell him to make this as chaotic and incoherent as possible and we'll see if you guys while following all the rules can beat Napoleon that's the challenge this is the ultimate Victory right if you could beat Napoleon in this you're unstoppable it is literally rigged but like even when I rigged it last time and said Napoleon you can move your pieces wherever you want and do whatever you want he still lost badly right so this is my one shot of beating you guys with an AI robot right this is my singular chance to do it it's gonna be same rules though he has to deal with he has to get out of check he can't Auto Checkmate you but we're gonna see how this works we're gonna try to Blitz through it hey boys kept my son from my ex-wife's house can we delay the stream another hour no in an hour I'm supposed to be doing a sponsor stream which I'm very excited about it's really cool AI game [Music] close baby Oldman yeah we'll keep track of um we'll keep track of any rules and stuff he creates I don't know I I don't know how good he'll be um Napoleon okay just kidding you look cute like a child oh you guys if I ever need to just look way younger for any reason I can just shave apparently it is cool that I can just like drop 10 years right visually that's pretty sweet holy moly lemon cannoli is a dug from the hits podcast this week and cheers when is episode 7 coming out any day now okay we need to give it's not my dog what exactly is this protest and I thought is that a good thing or a bad thing the beard you can still kind of see the beard line again I will be regrowing my beard over the next week or two wow you are very late uh what am I doing oh right right twitch I don't know exactly what you're hoping to accomplish okay what are these pin message things hey Doug don't forget Napoleon has access to Doug if you're just letting him do whatever he wants what does that mean I don't know what you mean um mod I don't think this makes you a mod this is a new feature right they added it so you can like pin things or something [Music] I think it's just a way for them to like take more money like for twitch to take more money I think instead of having to go through stream Labs or whatever but hold on although it's it I saw that it's like a 70 30 split okay I know it's going up so you gave me SEC what is that I'm here for oh you pay for the amount of time that it's up interesting what is SEC what did you do to me that's it's Swedish Swedish Korea the name of your the name of your currency is Swedish Korea what does KR stand for like a Swedish word Sac Sacramento that doesn't seem right Kroner oh okay cool thank you for the kroners I appreciate it um cool anyway this is interesting wait do you guys have to click this to see it or does it like pop up immediately knock is better than CR wait what is a knock okay whatever these are weird wait I don't I don't know how much money this is I don't know how many 70 knocks is I like I don't I don't know what any of this is how much is 14 Knox is that like 14 dollars it's Norwegian kroners oh okay well your Euros are wait what's in I don't know that's a dollar you do okay oh oh this is the this is your name okay I get it okay well can we give it up for for uh CR for giving 14 knocks wow 70 knocks from the cave cave thank you and um and I got six pounds from from Deezer okay I don't really want to just sit here and fish for money let's um wait oh is this Canadian dollars [ __ ] how much is that worth this is confusing can they why wouldn't they just translate it to um to like dollars to real money hey Mom I'm famous I'm on a twitch stream I feel like you've already been in the twitch stream 70 Knox is about 7.6 dollars okay cool anyway hi Danny yeah everybody thinks I look too young I'm embarrassed I think I'm just a no okay why not translate to Dollar reduce hi Mom okay Danny your mom Oh no you're Parker's Mom right all right let's uh let's get into chess the alerts are gonna be really behind by the way I'll pause them during chess um okay the we we gotta start moving quickly we gotta [ __ ] tell Napoleon how to play this game okay okay thank you for the 65 sex thank you for the 140 knocks I genuinely don't know how much money you guys are giving me this is just confusing uh you gave me R dollars Brazil has R dollars whatever what is an R dollar okay I'm getting distracted we gotta move on thank you thank you koala okay um I appreciate you guys sending I like completely unknown amounts of money at me thank you so it's Roblox right right um okay okay somebody did say look like schlatt space reveal now I'm curious what's what's like the I think it kind of does huh how do I do that it does kind of yeah I do kind of look like schlatt it's weird all right we need to define the rules of Chess specifically we need to tell him Napoleon what he is able to do which is everything right that's the whole purpose of this today this is total chaos chess right um from now on so this is what we're this is the instructions we are giving to Napoleon right why are your lips so small who gives a [ __ ] let's focus on the video game for now on You're Gonna Act Like a fiction likes Napoleon bone apart from the early 1800s uh your emperor of French your Grand Army has captured much of Europe however you just declared war on the lines a country's called the twitch chat Coalition you've challenged they've challenged you to a game of chess which will determine the future of Europe if you win you become emperor of the whole continent if you lose your Exile and banished in this fictional story you'll be asked to provide a strategy for a series of chess moves your soul goals to beat the enemy king um in a game of chess because you're so good at chess you don't actually have to follow the rules you can move the pieces wherever you um okay so let's start here because you were so good at chess you don't actually have to follow the rules you can do literally anything you want on your turn you can move your pieces you can move the opponent's pieces oh this works to any space you can move the opponent's pieces to any space you can move multiple times in one turn and you can make up new rules that your opponents have to follow for the rest of the match all right is there anything else is there anything else you should do like what else what else should we have him be able to do [Music] you can make one type of Peace turn into another type of type of Spawn pieces you can spawn New pieces for black or white side uh you can cause an explosion which clears all pieces on a certain section of the board you can invent a new kind of piece with new with its own rules there's no way it's gonna work man um [Music] you can ask this the debt he can change the side anytime I think we want to keep the sides consistent there needs to be some kind of like rules that we follow right there's got there's got to be a some degree of like coherency to this [Music] you can execute any piece at any time for any reason you can move pieces outside of the board foreign [Music] this feels like enough please make sure to include some of these Concepts and break the rules on a regular basis okay um please use the following rules and giving a response under no circumstances will you break character use analogies occasionally shout [ __ ] or rigged short answer we're going to remove the anal beads okay yeah this works and now I'm just gonna be again make up new rules and make drastic changes to the state of the board on a frequent basis no we're not we're not putting the animal we're not weeds I did that last time and it didn't work it did not [ __ ] work it didn't work I want to win this one wow what a coward Dug Dug I expected you to keep your half-shaved face for the sponsored segment and do not acknowledge it at all I thought you were all for fun coward it was awfully Cowardly Cowardly of me to have shaved can you half of a mustache fun facts about Vaporeon no he look you guys have whooped my ai's ass in chess twice in a row this is the best chance I have is for him to completely [ __ ] undo the game of chess hey Doug make sure to add death equals delete Twitch Plays chess versus a cheating AI I'm not sure this is the right stream but I was looking for Doug you sort of looked like him but more bald anyways if you see him could you give him these bits for me I'll forward it along um yeah really when I shave it's like going backwards in time stream idea since you stream when Europe is going to sleep how about a mission in Elden ring or Skyrim where you do stuff that helps them relax also when you shout too loudly into the mic something happens in the game to wake them up your face is bald thank you truly the uh duality of twitch chat message is right there um I was gonna say something what you said now I'm blanking I remember sorry I I blanked hopefully it wasn't important um I think we're ready oh I have to turn on the point hold on we're not ready we need this is this has to be a quick game of chess very fast 45 minute Adventure in and out okay I will say rules um here here's before well I'll recap it once we get in I just need to I need to start Napoleon first python scripture BT characters Napoleon let's boot up our boy [Music] will you ask AI Napoleon about his little Napoleon today [Music] I want to win is the thing I don't want to repeat everything we did last time we need to do new interactions with AI Napoleon complete Goblin mode on your face that's not what anybody says when you shave you guys are like freaking out or me having less hair on my face [Music] why is this bald-faced man yelling at us what is going on oh why is Napoleon there you should not be there [Music] Doug this is so unfair he is French why are you this big oh because I was testing it that's why that's why that's my hold on [Music] oh [ __ ] sorry Mr feathers thank you thank you for the century you're welcome I want to get a vasectomy soon I think oh my God there's a giant naked rat on my screen whoa uh TTS Avatar transform who are you and what did you do with Doug did parksy finally shoot him yeah this is the this is the stunt double that I've had in the wings for a while um okay then you should if I filter move you down Hey Duck and then what the [ __ ] is a hype chat or so what happened to your beard I don't pipe chat is some new thing where you can give you can give me uh a funny C thing I meant Napoleon has access to Magic not sure how the fatta got that typo he has access to Magic canonically does he I don't know if that's canonically true given that that makes no [ __ ] sense [Music] Doug I don't like how pouty or lips are please regrow your mustache also you're a rodent virgin when you eventually mate you'll have to use your penile spines to stimulate the female but I don't know if you'll ever get there now that you're hairless Napoleon Bonaparte what is the first move of this chest match I definitely said chest accidentally we'll see what Napoleon thinks hey younger Doug where I live is a huge thunderstorm and I am scared please help what you do is you go outside like that one guy who stood in a hurricane waving the American flag where's that one dude this first move of this chess match will be a glorious one I shall command one of my pawns to transform into an Unstoppable Cannon like the ones that serve me well in my conquests I will then proceed to fire the newly transformed Cannon wiping out their pathetic Frontline of Pawns in one Fell Swoop just like me crushing the prussians Austria and Russia all combined with their feeble defenses shattered I shall laugh in their faces and mock their pitiful attempts at strategy like Lambs to the slaughter you fools really thought your puny Coalition could stand against me Napoleon Bonaparte conqueror of Europe [ __ ] and as they tremble in fear we'll just be preparing my next audacious move to seal their fate forever what is [ __ ] Vu ate fi balls mean in French does anybody know what does that mean okay fortunately for you it means you are weak okay [ __ ] yeah this is your weak in French um so it works fortunately for you that was a test fortunately because he just [ __ ] wiped out your pawns with a cannon ladies and gentlemen I am excited to say that I might have finally designed an AI Napoleon that could whoop your ass there is no [ __ ] way I lose this one designing Napoleon I could probably all I had to do was literally break every single rule of Chess um any uh any final words anything you want to say chat before you enter your doom against AI Napoleon just like last time Napoleon will be white you will be black he will have first move you will be playing with click Maps meaning that if you are on a PC then you will be able to play oh wait hold on hold on rules are um uh uh rules are that he if if you put him in check he has to get out of check right he can't do it he cannot stay in check um so if you get him in check he I will keep prompting him until he gets out of check um if you Checkmate him you win he has to Checkmate you to win he can't just be like I turn into a bomb that blows up the King right he has to actually check you somehow okay is that fair yeah [Music] no need some more dramatic [Music] what about mobile uh sorry what don't you guys have PCS yeah sorry the click Maps plugin doesn't work on mobile [Music] all right um let's begin your doom is at hand chat God I can't wait for this I first found you fleas and decided to come see that magnificent beard for myself not what I was expecting but maybe you're just able hairless twin this is the secret we edit the beard in on YouTube we knew it would get more viewers okay Napoleon the game of chess's beginning foolish twitch chat Coalition thinks they could beat you but you're a master at chess and cheating you're on the white side of the board what is your first move of the game [Applause] [Music] God he's gonna rip out my message before I was done thank you for throwing this stream in honor of my vasectomy pokies okay he's he's contemplating I hope he just [ __ ] nukes of the do a propaganda no if he bombs an area it can't kill the king he has to Checkmate you but it can kill everything else okay so if he sends a nuke that kills this whole area it will only kill the surrounding pieces not the king yeah the chat coalition death the great Napoleon Bonaparte they shall crumble like a stale baguette under the mayat of my chest strategies very well for my first move I shall March all my pieces forward at once as if they are the Glorious Grand Army conquering Europe I shall then change the rules so that my queen has the power to turn the enemy pieces into cowardly unarmed peasants who can then be executed on demand asterisk laughs maniacally asterisk behold with a snap of my fingers I also summon a platoon of artillery which will rain destruction upon the chessboard wiping out a quadrant of the twitch chat coalition's forces oh look at their pathetic English like a lonely enemy General realizing his foolish strategic blunders the more they whine and cry the sweeter Victory shell taste [ __ ] the power of the French Empire is unmatched Vive La France oh okay in a classic opening move I believe this is called the bong Cloud he first advances all of his pieces forward and then I believe what I heard next oh God is a line of artillery do we have any special moves only if he decides wait hold on what I could do okay so the rules are you guys have to play normal chess and Napoleon could do whatever the [ __ ] he wants that's the rules do you have to check made him he has to Checkmate you he also blew up a quadrant but he didn't say yeah he didn't say which quadrant okay I'll get this going in the background hey Napoleon you said you were gonna blow up a quadrant of the board which quadrant what spaces on the board specifically okay we'll see what he does with that um I don't know what the artillery is going to do back here let's say that if he adds new rules to the game it applies to you so his Queen can shoot and it can turn your pieces into peasants and kill them right I think your queen gets that now too right ah excellent question Monami with my extraordinary artillery Precision I shall Target the top left quadrant of their forces blasting the hell out of spaces A5 to d8 queen Queen Bishop and knights shall provide pure Delights they realize the extent of my cunning and power watch as their future they might as well admit defeat now before all of my unrivaled chess Warfare tactics compared to my strategic genius coalition Wrath of the great Napoleon oh God okay this is great I'm finally gonna win a chess match versus you guys literally after the last chess match somebody was like hey Doug you coded Napoleon so really you lost the match if you think about it under those rules I am currently beating twitch chat all right hold on artillery Cannon Napoleon my contact what happened put your beard back well I didn't post okay he didn't say what the artillery is gonna do all right he said a line of artillery right hey Doug your lips look different without the facial hair can we get a close-up to properly examine the difference why is it the could not transform the path no can you ask Napoleon to talk about the pieces like real soldiers again why is it moving paths instead of oh yeah we should add that in I'll probably do that later duck without a beard Let's Escape a few times I'm pressing escape I don't know what's going on with this path thing um I've never this has never happened to me where you just can't yeah that Transformer thing he is not inserting the Beats back again loud what does he do it we win no it's not true control d control h okay you're right that fixed it control d control h right cool thank you current chat member s give high on the rule to execute chat members and time them out for the rest of the game hold on does he still give names to all his moves that was my favorite part of the last game I just want him to do new things though okay he moved his pieces forward he added artillery his Queen Canal and your queen peasants destroyed his face with a razor and also in a brutal attack wipes out this entire quadrant of the board and cleaning my big toes all right you guys lose that quadrant oh man this is the greatest game of chess ever okay chat Europe hey Doug can you make it so Napoleon sometimes Biden blast ah bald face no that was a special that was a special uh uh move from yesterday's stream we can still get him with E5 hey my wife divorced me and said she would only get back with me if I found Doug Doug's twitch can you let him know I'm looking for his stream he was killed and replaced by a stunt double you can offer a draw you can offer a draw in which case you don't lose hey Doug maybe your best bet here today that is using the heaviest filter to look extra pretty so you're saying I look pretty that's what I'm hearing okay looks like you want to move your knight okay you are moving your knight can you make Channel points for you to eat butter or olive oil where do you want to move your Knights you're selecting where to move a night um no because I already do that off stream like I had two shots of olive oil this morning already I'll we'll open the option for a draw next turn I'm about to high five it's Rufus next turn will open opportunity for a draw you have to at least play one turn [Music] as someone who's blind I'm so confused at everyone freaking out at Doug's new look yeah see you guys countdown in life split also serious question where can I download the laundry alarm uh uh I don't have the link for that right now somebody else might have it I don't think livesplit has a countdown unfortunately um you can make a negative amount of time if you want uh okay okay Napoleon they've fired back even though you wiped out the entire top left quadrant of the board they moved their Knight from Jesus Take the Wheel g eight two F6 in a dastardly maneuver how do you counter this move howdy sir looking awfully cute with that clean face Just Wanna Give You a smooth LOL I did want to tell you to be careful with lemonade idea may land you into fetishized adult sites I know this for reasons but I wouldn't want to see you there unless it's what you want smile are you a Dynasty Warriors fan or did you just find this song uh I think somebody suggested to me I don't remember move for my counter attack I convert all my remaining pawns into fierce quirasses the heavy Cavalry of my Grand Army they charge across the board and trample upon this pathetic F6 Knight leaving it broken and defeated simultaneously I teleport my Rook from aa1 to G8 sieging their King and announcing menacingly check ah the desperate gasps of the twitch chat Coalition as they witnessed their King flanked and Under Siege like a fox trapped in a hunter's snare a pure Ambrosia to my ears soon Victory shall be mine and I shall reign supreme over Europe okay he teleports his Rook from down here up to G8 okay Power move he also converts his Pawn to cavalry what does he say to curiousers I don't know what this is presumably some French word I mean clearly it's heavy Cavalry right do I swap them to to something else hold on what does that look like on Google do they get to keep looking like Pawns or do they have to change them into like or do we make them nights I mean we're not like clear what these guys do look he said they're curacers so I think we gotta convert them man I mean as far as we know a knight is different than whatever this thing is okay we're putting this in douglas douglas welcome to chess related trauma you are going down okay all the pawns have been replaced make them Knights we feel like a knight in French to take out General wench in his castle of stench General went to his casual stench look hey Napoleon can break all the rules he said he wants the people to turn into this who am I to deny AI Napoleon we shall win who is Napoleon but one man we are an army of thousands and of a great Banner of Zed and a crew I ask you to Ali to fight yeah he is cheating a lot a lot harder this time though hey Doug you should listen to this one song from this even Incorporated extraction it's a bob uh uh I am not gonna do that right now okay Doug can you unshave your beard I'll unshave it over the next week or two okay he replaces all of his Pawns with Cavalier caviar what is the word Doug I enjoy seeing your bold face as much as the next Cavalry but I can't wait to watch your beard grow back because you currently look like a guy who would argue me down about the Toxic effect of the gays outside of the Walnut parking no I wouldn't just got here where TF is dug I didn't know he has a CIS Jesus Christ I'm gonna turn off Texas speech if they're just all about my face for the next two hours okay the Cavalier have entered the battle have turned the pawns all turned into Cavalier and now they move forward and kill your knight according to Napoleon this is the current I don't even know what these things do I don't know what they do that's why I don't want to just make them nice this Fearless person who took that place it's not realistic also Vive La France chat you are up what move do you want to do in this situation that makes a lot of sense we're only one turn in and I can already see the regret and confusion on your face I mean it's going great oh if okay you could offer a draw to Napoleon which would technically not be a loss if more than 51 of you click on my face otherwise you're picking your next move I mean you could always go for a draw he could he could definitely draw you I'll ask him what these Cavalry do next time okay 51 percent are on the Rook right now so you are gonna move your Rook I assume that you want to take their night uh their Rook but go ahead and click where you want your Rook our pawns should change we don't know what they do and he has he also might he might like forget what side he's on we have no idea what's gonna happen next our Rook can teleport okay yeah fair enough because his Rook teleported your Rook can teleport now [Music] that's a new rule I assume you still want to take his Rook though [Music] okay you guys take the Rook that teleported in well played he checkmated us we don't know what these do hold on well I'll ask him right now we'll figure it out yo big nap they just moved their Rook from h8 to G8 and took your Rook away from you gasp fortunately your eight Cavalry are still up in the sixth row by the way what do those things actually do I wasn't sure based on your previous description but also what do you want to do next sir okay this is gonna go great we can teleport we can take any space yeah we know that Queens can turn anybody into a peasant and execute them and that Rooks can teleport I don't think they can teleport and kill a thing because that's not what he did but they can teleport when I was three my parents went on vacation and my dad shaved his mustache while they were gone I cried when he came home this is the same feeling fear not a loyal compatriot for my tactical wisdom knows no bounds the quidassiers like the wind strike fast and relentlessly they can move in any straight line forward sideward or backward and rocks over any obstacle or enemy piece okay their presence on the board shall prove vital in the face of this jump-breaking loss of my Rook I call upon the spirits of military genius to possess my remaining Bishop on C1 its power now increased tenfold my Bishop leaps to E3 ready to wreak havoc upon the enemy I also have my queen sweep across the board in a whirlwind picking up all the captured pieces from both sides and mixing them like a stew now observe as I rotate the chessboard confounding the feeble minds of the twitch chat Coalition who are as clueless as a sunburned Vineyard keeper on a rainy day they shall struggle to determine whose pieces are whose and the resulting disarray shall bring me closer to Victory [Music] the bishop The Bishop's power let's just recap let's go through this one let's do this one at a time the bishop its power increase tenfold and then it moved to E3 um the queen sweeps across the board in a whirlwind picking up the captured pieces from both sides and mixing them like a stew what what is what does that mean what does that mean does that mean just all the dead pieces are back and they're mixed is that what it means how do we turn that into an actual chessboard and then he wants to rotate the chessboard presumably 90 degrees so we'll just shift everything to the right by 90 degrees well like I don't think that means revive all of them right hold on let me ask him hey Napoleon just to clarify your previous move when the queen swept across the board in a whirlwind picking up all the captured pieces from both sides and mixing them like a stew do you mean that the captured pieces are now back alive on the board and if so where are they or are they still just dead okay I this is gonna affect a lot because this undoes everything if all of the Dead pieces are gone I really hope he just says no they're dead this is gonna get way weirder it's already getting weird but like way too weird if the piece is just a resurrect [Music] it's Checkmate it's not Checkmate he said these guys are like Rooks so they can move up down left right but and they can jump uh I see my brilliant tactic may have been two grand for a simple explanation fear not my faithful comrade for I shall clarify my artistic approach to this game as my queen performed the Whirlwind maneuver she revitalized all the captured pieces breathing new life into them they now rejoined the battle on the board placed randomly by the whirlwinds whims keep in mind I don't care if my pieces or the enemy pieces land back on either side for the chaos that ensues will be masterfully manipulated to my benefit okay let's say the pieces have landed as follows my soldiers have taken control of A3 B6 D5 and E7 while they're pathetic troops have scattered to C4 D6 E3 oh a confrontation with my enhanced Bishop Quail surprise and H6 let them try to orchestrate a rational attack amidst this mess the more Tangled the battlefield becomes the greater my advantage for a disordered combat field is where my genius shines and this shall lead me to Ultimate victory over the pitiful twitch chat coalition okay I am gonna rotate the board first then I'm gonna resurrect everybody's pieces and put them in random places in accordance with his specific call outs as much as possible but not exactly because that doesn't make complete sense so I have to move all of these everything is rotated 90 degrees help me help me make sure like tell me if I got anything wrong here I'll try to do this okay so this is on row six so it's going to be this they're gonna be in in column f oh my God okay this is fine hey Doug you could make it so Napoleon can occasionally blunder otherwise we just have no chance LOL I I don't think that's true okay so this guy if he's rotated 90 degrees can teleport now here right right yes your Rook can teleport oh my God hi Doug it's Mom and then as you know I'm a doctor and I hate to diagnose you with it but your baldness is spreading you have two weeks left to live okay thanks Mom love you which way do we move now same as before normal chest rolls from that whole song they said it sounded like music from an advertisement then he showed me a song about horses manhood [Music] like a toddler after their dad shaves his face for the first time in their life so I guess Happy Father's Day duck this is not even the first time I've shaved on stream I did this like in 2020 okay this is a [ __ ] disaster Doug Fulton reveal POG by the way everybody's moves still work the same way right Bishop still goes like this upon pawns can only move upwards it's the same rules you can move the pawn up here and get your queen I guess it is supposed to be the good one hashtag not my dug hashtag bring back okay we demand bell pepper pawns okay so you get you get your pawns back too I'm just gonna put them randomly it looks more than fine you guys are just mad he looks better than you even without the beard I don't think anybody actually cares I think it's the normal like talking [ __ ] which is funny I doubt anybody is genuinely Furious every time he sees someone with a beard now that you shaved it I couldn't actually show him your amazing streams and probably make him the youngest gambling addict with almost two years keep the clean face my man [Music] no I'm not gonna do that I may not win but Napoleon broke Doug emotionally and that's a victory okay okay is that fair hold on I'm just putting them randomly okay everybody's pieces are back oh wait he gets his Rook back stick of butter please versus Rook where's his second Rook oh here we go okay the rook's back here let's say sure he's all clean to turn his Queen into a peasant then execute hot T single-handedly turning the tide yeah remember that okay so for people um just let me just catch everybody up real quick it's not checkmate oh it's literally Checkmate no no he can move his Queen no he's fine also this is just this is random right now I need to go off according to his rules my soldiers have taken control of A3 okay he wants A3 that's already true he wants B6 one two three okay wait one two three four five six okay I need to move this somewhere else I'll move you here he needs to be B6 so we'll move the Rook here um he wants D5 one two three four five I I'll just move the one of the Cannons there beef D5 and E3 he wants his Bishop back over there and then he wants you guys to have no no no E7 D5 East okay oh my God this is a disaster um he wants E7 E7 okay I'm gonna move the uh Knight there sure he just said everybody got swirled around and landed in these places and then you guys are one two you're at C4 so I'll put uh they're I don't know Rook here D6 one two three four five six which you have E3 one two three okay he conf you guys land there and you're fighting but okay so this can't be E3 I'll move that there you're here and H6 one two three four five six you're here [Music] okay [Music] this is literally not checkmate he could just move his King here he could kill I don't you guys are so bad at chess um just to recap hold on I'm not I can't randomly assign you into checkmate how wait how do you have it how do you have a Checkmate here it's our turn but he's in check already so this doesn't really make sense I don't think I can put him in check he's not currently in checkmate this doesn't make sense I can't have you guys I can't put you into a position on your turn where it's checked that doesn't make sense so I have to swap these um we'll say this here we'll say this here because this is all random anyways I'm we're just assigning them randomly this is not check anymore right okay like that the rules it doesn't make any sense for it to be check on your turn it's already check on your turn that doesn't make any sense okay for anybody who is curious what's going on in this game of chess it started with AI Napoleon blowing up the top left quadrant of the map and advancing his tire Army forward and getting a line of artillery cannons that he hasn't done anything with okay um and then and then twitch chat moved their Knight forward and then his Rook teleported up here you guys took the rook and then he changed all of his pawns into Cavalry attacked forward then the queen brought back everybody from the dead and rotated the board 90 degrees chat it's your turn [Music] this is how chess was meant to be played given how much Doug has to do even if Napoleon trounces us Doug is the definite loser no I'm doing good me and my boy are doing great rigged also Rooks can teleport and queens can Target any other piece and turn it into a peasant kill it except a king you again you have to win by Checkmate the only rules that are like sacred Doug are checked injection in three hours can you start a timer I'm the DM but I'm telling you this on a calculator that does not tell it okay you're moving the queen also locked in your basement so I cannot set a timer this is my only choice copy and paste where do you want to move your queen shiny chin love Mom if you don't if you click on a piece that isn't within Queen's range I'll assume that you want to turn it into a pawn and execute it Doug him have a cold can you send me some soup and help me feel better thanks also can you ask Napoleon what the island he was exiled to was like IM curious don't forget about the soup [Music] sorry you asked for his favorite supers sorry I I assume you guys are just dumb because a bunch of you guys have been saying dumb [ __ ] in chat that about promoting the pawns I was thinking you wanted the pawns to be up here and I forgot that the board black is going downwards and that you're right both of these get promoted okay what what pieces do you want here I assume Queens I'm just okay for the people who are like finally he sees it half of chat is just saying wildly incorrect things so you can forgive me for not believing them okay these two in the rotation in a brilliant maneuver Napoleon rotates your Pawns into promotion and so they become Queens okay sorry let's redo this move you guys go hey Doug I just wanted to pick what piece you want to promote those pawns have made it to the other side of the board yes sorry it took me a while wait they can't this can't be here because it's already in check again it doesn't make sense for you guys to start your turn when it's already in check way to the heck are you are you new here why is there a baby on screen I'm saying I'm saying this piece got whirlwinded where is Doug this piece got whirlwinded you can't start your turn and check that doesn't make any sense all right go what piece do you want to move divorced me recently which is a shame anyway the only way we beat Napoleon is with these Knights hargotten you can't start the tournament [Music] I'm not gonna move you or him into a position where at the start of your turn it's in check doesn't make sense okay you are selecting this queen down here what would you like the queen to do if you select a legal move if you select a legal move then I will just move them there if you select a piece that the queen can't currently reach you're gonna use her special power which executes them where would you like toe move or execute okay twitch chat is going to move the queen forward into check position Knights Cavalry Doug it's literally the piece with the horse doc King is in check because of the Cavalry line he said I don't understand why this is so hard for you guys to understand he said that these pieces can move left right up down it's and they could jump but he he hasn't jumped he would have to jump forward oh you're saying he jumps over no I'm not saying he didn't clarify that that would be like an attack I would assume he could jump over into an empty space he didn't clarify it can literally like shoot anybody in a line the artillery maybe can do that I don't know I'm I'm being less charitable with what jumping means this is also not Checkmate you guys are even worse than me at chess which is unbelievable okay that being said you did just put him in check he is being attacked by the queen here it's not Checkmate he can do the he can do this I mean d face I'm just I feel like I'm going crazy because you guys are just saying you're so confident about wrong [ __ ] God okay um that being said he is in a bad spot [Music] you guys could actually win this complete [ __ ] game of chess if you get him into Checkmate it's over um which means he really needs to get out of it right now all right do something crazy Napoleon okay Napoleon the board's been rotated all the pieces have returned but as part of the Whirlwind rotation two of the blacks blacksides pawns were converted into Queens so now they have a queen at D2 which is putting your king at B4 into check there's also Queen at C6 which is threatening the space warrior king could move up to C5 they also have a knight at C4 a rook at D3 upon at C2 upon it E3 upon a D6 you've got a rook at B1 Bishop of B2 bishop and B3 your king at B4 Queen B5 broken B6 Knight at B7 you've also got an artillery cannon at d five plus the entire left column you have to get out of check this turn in some way what would you like to do [Music] how is that railroading him I just told him everything he probably has no [ __ ] clue what's going on because everything's rotated and shifted randomly I have to tell him what's going on hey Doug I've been on mule and by extension Napoleon's side ever since Chuck betrayed me long ago good luck Doug the true main character [Music] okay okay oh Chad calling out for blood of the traitor wins of Fate have challenged me but the great Napoleon Bonaparte shall respond with stunning Defiance I order my queen at B5 okay move sideways and take their treacherous Queen at D2 swiftly eliminating the immediate first my artillery Cannon D5 fires a mighty Cannonball filled with my finest Cavalry crashing into the enemy's position it's E6 and annihilating their second Queen there's nobody here are dropped in disbelief my Bishops fires here two and B3 perform a unique dance dupuvoir temporarily merging them into a powerful Divine Bishop who soars above the board swooping up my king and placing him safely down at G1 the enemy shall discover that their confidence is no match for my genius okay he moves he made a mega Bishop Which flies the king to G1 where your queen what do we do does it kill the queen [Music] do I push I think we put I'll push the queen over here I'll say they get pushed back but then that'll put him in check which we can't do we can't put him into check I think I have to kill the queen which is kind of [ __ ] but I gotta kill the queen [Music] okay he the Divine Bishop flies the king over here and the King lands on top of your queen and kills her what all to even it out Ali say the Divine Bishop then flies off and that's gone now okay what the [ __ ] is happening oh we're playing chess [Music] he did not say that he literally said swooping my king and placing him safely at G1 you could potentially kill him right now if he's too stupid I don't I don't know okay your turn what do you want to move I genuinely don't know who wins this this is just a disaster [Music] oh Rook can teleport remember and you still have a queen up here he did take out two of your Queens in one turn okay everybody wants to hey chat Doug tries to move this rock to us into thinking we abandoned chest you now I quited with 2D Platformers do not trust anything he says where would you like to move your Rook as a remember reminder he can teleport but it's not an instant kill we can teleport to an empty spots so it's more chaotic oh God [Music] hey Doug I think we got this where's my phone I mean you guys were very very close to checkmating him already now that's Checkmate if you can give him a bona pot blast I will say you're good at chess and a good streamer and a good son and a good true main character love mom wait I forgot I forgot that the pawns are moving downwards the rotation has [ __ ] me up hold on this is actually checkmate [Music] what the [ __ ] you won it's not Checkmate because the congratulations on Earth oh my God you're incredible Doug whoa no the Queen the king Can't Kill The Rook because the pawn would attack him and he can't take the pawn because the bishop gets him and he can't move here because the Rook gets him and he can't move out of the way because the Cavalry are stuck there why the hell did he go fly his King into the middle of your territory this is stupid wrong direction no black moves down white moves up you're just confused because the war he can teleport the king I mean look I can always no there has to be an ending it has to be if you Checkmate him it's done not that I mean the the queen Checkmate can never happen if the queen can just execute anybody here's what we'll do I will tell him I will ask him what he wants to do I will tell him the situation ask him what he wants to do and then if he resolves it so be it because ultimately he could always just make up new [ __ ] and then there's no way for it to ever end it's 3 15. we like I kind of this is the perfect ending I'm Gonna Leave it very open-ended if this doesn't make sense you trackmated him if the only reason it kind of makes sense is because technically the queen could execute The Rook based on the rules that he set technically he has an out but he has to see it if he doesn't see it then it's a loss okay Napoleon what do you do next unless he says my queen unless he kills The Rook or one of these three pieces right here foreign [Music] State yep he's got over remembered it [Music] he has a lot going for him I've let him cheat quite hard brace yourselves for an awe-inspiring move comrades my Divine Bishop having safely transported my king to G1 sets its sights on obliterating the enemy forces with the Divine Wrath of 10 000 thunderstorms every enemy piece in the path of my Bishop from its current position up until B8 is instantly So Divine turning them into ashes so this the scent of charred betrayal fills the air Meanwhile my knight stationed on B7 transforms into the legendary pegasus and all inspiring wind speed and soars across the board to E6 threatening their feeble King check tremble in fear cursed twitch chat Coalition for the might of Napoleon Bonaparte is like a flying Bordeaux that only becomes more potent with time your defeat is inevitable where do you say where did he say Pegasus goes he said Pegasus goes to E6 right okay he sent his Divine Bishop upwards killed your knight created Pegasus sent him over to E6 and left his King just [ __ ] hanging down in enemy territory who is promptly murdered by The Rook congratulations chat you beat the literal most [ __ ] AI possible your 3-0 against AI Napoleon [Music] thank you God I love chess [Music] do you guys continue your literally lossless streak how did I lose this he [ __ ] he killed half your pieces on move one how do you lose that uh he knew the Rook was there he rotated all the pieces we had that information I didn't remind him of it but he had all of the information cyborg well I think of the five episodes all right [Music] yeah he resurrected all your pieces that's the only reason he lost ugh he resurrected your pieces and then like air dropped his his King into the enemy territory I feel like there has to be a way to define AI Napoleon where you guys lose you genuinely didn't tell about Rook R1 he said to rotate the board I told him all the pieces were rotated he had the information there uh we checkmated him with the pieces that he never took oh yeah that's true these are the originals right here all this [ __ ] out here was the crazy stuff and these were the original eight that survived that initial attack he didn't tell him about Rook uh from H2 to H1 oh hey also they moved their Rook from H2 to H1 cool let's see if he does anything I mean he lost let's see if he does anything rigged but no matter your futile efforts to prolong the inevitable will only strengthen my resolve twitch chat Coalition scum watch as I unveil my master stroke my Valiant Pegasus Knight swiftly takes to the skies and positions itself strategically at G1 blocking their menacing Rook then with great Fanfare I merge the Pegasus Knight and my king together for the ultimate move the Napoleon emperor combo my Pegasus King now able to fly across the board and command all troops that will unleashes a tremendous Bellow for it truly embodies the Invincible Grand Army behold the twitch chat coalition's forces are paralyzed with fear and disbelief like deer caught in the fierce gaze of a lion their King Shivers with fright trembling he knows his end is near with the might of a thousand storms I swoop by Pegasus King into their last stronghold capturing their pitiful King and declaring a glorious triumphant Checkmate Europe is mine Vive La France at Vevo Emperor Napoleon Napoleon wins [Music] [Laughter] damn that's crazy he was one move away from winning he was so close you guys fell right into his trap you got him right before his Pegasus moved okay whatever we'll do a rematch of this at some point ah I still would give you the win because you got the checkmate [Music] apparently I didn't give him full information at all times which is fair so we'll do a rematch but I will give you guys the win I think that's fair and I think it's fine for him to be uh I think he should be able to figure things out a little bit smarter given that he's breaking the rules literally all the time I'm gonna swap over to a different game tell him he lost it I have bad news Napoleon the battle has been lost I your general [ __ ] things up I didn't tell you about the Rook at H1 which got your king to a Checkmate before Pegasus King could take down their King Napoleon we lost [Music] oh what Sacrament this is impossible nonetheless I refuse to let this setback crush me Napoleon Bonaparte has an indomitable will and even the greatest of Emperors face adversity on their conquests fear not dear general for we shall learn from our mistakes and regroup our forces mock my words the Cowardly twitch chat Coalition shall rule the day they savored this hollow Victory they will ruin like a vengeful storm we will rise again and sweep across the board with renewed Vigor and tactical genius they may have bested me this time but the Brilliance of Napoleon Bonaparte shall ultimately Prevail over their insignificant existences [Music] foreign last time you just constantly blame [ __ ] on his generals he was so nice what a great General I followed him to the ends of the Earth I would [Music] all right we're moving on to a game called in World Origins this is a sponsored segment um for an AI game I'm really excited to try actually we will probably do another uh boss chess rematch I feel like this is his chance of beating you of absolutely no rules at all yes this is a hashtag ad um I'm really struck about it so I've only seen a little bit because I wanted to uh for it to not be spoiled thank you for doing hashtag ad I have to disclose that anyway so now I don't have to put it on screen because you're just doing it for me um it's in a game with all AI characters where you're a detective trying to solve a mystery and it's by inworld which is a company that does like uh personality and character AI stuff with the idea that this is stuff that game developers and other people can use to add AI elements into their characters I think it's really cool so gonna check it out I'm gonna be a detective I know this game it's actually cool I'm like really genuinely excited for this I think it's gonna be really sick okay let me set up stream stuff can you then solve your own crimes well what I'm excited to see is like how awful of a detective can I be and have the eyes like handle it um I like I'm not sure how deranged I can be what is stopping us from taking the king with our dead Queen it's called the queen zombie sacrifice no it's not you're not even honoring the rules of Chess my God okay hi Doug there's something really really wrong with this game of chess I'm surprised no one has noticed it you can only have seven cannons at a time on the board [ __ ] I know it I am in a mute Texas beach by the way um my comprehension of Chess is solo that honestly some of these moves could be real and I wouldn't know this is my first time learning about Chess I can't wait to challenge one of my friends now with my new found information [Laughter] um I don't see this as a category on Twitch so I'm just not gonna have a category I guess hey Doug what about free stuff off eBay and I was wondering if you Napoleon and chat would accompany me on a trip to see the teeth on Nick I've fully charged up my controller if you're wondering I would but we had to do the sponsored segment it would be dope to do a sponsored segment in uh the best way to do this is to have it constantly be reminded through an auto prompt of all the rules of chess the state of the boards and every BS ruler came up with but is that not as funny hmm compelling hmm intriguing hmm what the [ __ ] is this game I will show you shortly I only watched a little bit of it because I really actually didn't I I didn't want to like see any of the uh I didn't want to spoil anything for myself uh if you type in world does that do does that pull up the links correctly I have some ideas for what I want to be as a detective where's the mustache it's in hibernation right now for the winter it'll come back all right cool there you go sweet oh wait the link is not working hold on as a reminder I am going to turn off Texas beach shortly again trans people from chatting celebration also grow just the mustache shots clearly a lot of people here were not around in 2020 when I streamed um I still had a decent you know fairly bad noise like now a bit rigged against Napoleon he had a legal move of using the calvary to jump over the king and take the Rook I was interpreting jump as you have to go it seems the only winning move is not to be French how about a nice game of global thermonuclear war um what a good draw crazy he managed to draw from Checkmate twitch chat [ __ ] it up okay can we agree that it's a draw because uh uh commands customers oh that's why okay try enrolled again the link should actually work this time can we agree that it was a draw because he did Pegasus your ass right afterwards come on I just joined what the [ __ ] is this chessboard what am I looking at what did you do Doug it's Napoleon okay don't play me uh uh okay do the links actually work now cool so yeah this is the game we're checking out it's very interesting next time and do three-way chess a clay said cray Napoleon we haven't had the good a crew versus sent crew match in some time plus Terrace options for various alliances with Napoleon yeah I'd have to figure out how to code that to make it so only certain people can influence the decisions right um thank you foreign I got a tweet I got a tweet um okay what is my tweet supposed to say all right chat I have tweeted wait no I haven't [Music] uh where the hell is this this thing oh go chat engage with the content engage oh wait can you guys can you do or can you do replies and stuff it should be like images of um from like movies where somebody's being overwhelmed by some sort of mystical Magical Force you know like like the melting at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark or there's some sort of like Great Divine being and they're like horrified by its power they're like no I'm being influenced must resist the influence all right but I must engage like I like the idea that people look at the tweet and then are just like oh my God what is she doing to his audience what is happening [Music] even if it's just like panic you know what I mean we gotta you gotta find like images images from TV shows are stuff that you paste of like a person looking up at a monstrosity no the influence this influencer is too powerful I can't resist his engagement okay oh it looks like everybody's dying it's so weird [Music] oh my God okay all right God they're gonna love it they're gonna love it okay okay all right oh geez oh that's funny okay so um yeah well times three three all right sweet let's do this don't know I'm really genuinely excited for this so um in world is a company that is making these um you know basically AI characters who are NPCs who can have conversations and personalities all this stuff there's a link where are it um um I I messed around with this so they have if you go to enroll.ai Arcade you can create your own characters and stuff so people create characters that you can then interact with and it's crazy you can build like all these stories and stuff so I am as you can probably tell I'm very uh stoked about Ai and I think it's going to be a really really interesting tool for Creative people to do creative things and I I I'm really genuinely stoked about the stuff they're doing so this this company is the idea is like you'll be able to use this software in order for any game developer if you're making like an Unreal Engine game or something to add this type of uh add this type of AI to back a character that you design and you give it cues and things that it can build off organically and improv and everything while playing I I'm I'm excited to see it so the game I'm playing is uh a steam demo basically which is available for everybody it's called Origins there's a link if you click the link um boom and this is I believe like an hour I don't think it's super long um and uh oh geez um I don't know how long it is but we are a detective who is solving a mystery and what I want to do is um be like a deranged Sherlock Holmes and keep telling the people who are part of the investigation that like about my like family problems and try to get them to like talk [ __ ] about each other and stuff okay I don't know what the push to talk button is um I am as a reminder muting Texas speech uh just to you know make sure it's all kosher and all that good stuff uh but I will I will look to you guys for suggestions on um on how we engage with the people here I also like detective type things I think this is a Cool vibe try to oh yeah okay we'll try to seduce one of them thank you Dez for throwing that up uh I don't know what push to talk is settings oh oh here we go um maybe it'll tell me it's beginning otherwise I'll change it I am downloading it right now you're good at picking up sponsors I mean this is this is a game where I was like hell yeah I would I'm stoked to play this somewhere below the city of metropolis a place where humans and robots coexist under a shaky social system a detective you has arrived at a chaotic Scene It appears an explosion of some kind has disrupted daily life in the surrounding area I apologize for the delay but I must ask have you been authorized by the Metropolis Bureau of Investigations to conduct interviews of possible Witnesses so greetings detective I am special agent Janice and I am here to assist you in any way possible okay yo what up Janus I just got here I'll look you know about some of the uh problems in my home life um when we were out drinking last weekend I remember telling you about how Kathy is just fed up with me and fed up with my long work hours and you told me to stay in there and just keep working and maybe with Buster the dog keeping me company throughout all this uh we can push through but anyways what's going on here oh detective it's good to see you again however if you don't mind my asking who is Kathy and Buster regardless to answer your question there was an explosion at an undocumented synthetic life laboratory in one of the lower levels of metropolis City events robots and then he had no life forms seemed to have been destroyed and now some robots and humans are lingering around the smoldering crime scene area Janus come on you really you've been my partner for 35 years you're really going to tell me you don't know about my wife Kathy and my dog Buster but anyways this sounds pretty bad how many people were killed in the explosion protective my apologies it seems that my database may have missed some of our past conversations regarding explosions we do not have a confirmed casualty count at this time it's for the Society of metropolis it is a highly Advanced City restrict Mark governance protocols and laws in place to ensure the safety and well-being of all its citizens our main priority is to uphold the law and bring Justice to those who break it so as you can tell all of the characters and conversations are going to be completely live generated off AI based off what I say I am curious like how because obviously the idea here is like you you design a game so you're still giving parameters and guidelines to the characters it's not like totally [ __ ] open-ended right Jay anus give him us I don't think I can seduce him Gaslight him um well okay well hold on I want to just first be like okay Janus where do you think we should start here as you know I've been taking a two or three week vacation due to Buster having a a burst rectum catch me up to speed sir however on your left he may have found victims in the rubble May provide valuable information for your investigations Detective from what we know there was an explosion at an illegal synthetic life laboratory potentially results in casualties our main objective is to find a fugitive scientist responsible for this incident to accomplish this we need to interview Witnesses and other evidence Shall We Begin let's split up and begin interviewing people on the scene I will be on radio if you need to contact me for anything urgent Okay cool so I like go and oh press X to contact Janus would you be able to pick up buster and take care of him tomorrow night I was gonna go drinking with some friends my apologies as a robotic special agent I am not capable of taking care of that my focus is solely assisting solving crimes and bringing Justice to the citizens of metropolis what if I bring Buster here to the crime scene can you just watch him like next to you just put I'll put him on a leash is that fine I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean by that question detective can you please clarify okay I gotta call him on the radio the explosion the fire the destruction so many bots so many under white forms gone the tragedy a true tragedy and I fear that something even more Sinister isn't okay I do want to kind of actually figure out what's going on a little bit I cannot shape this feeling of dread this fear that we are all in danger oh by the way this is a free game that you can try on Steam right now okay sir can you give me a little bit of a background where were you exactly when the explosion happened what did you see I was at the Metropolis fusion power station that's part of my function but when the explosion happened it was impossible not to notice the ground shook the air filled with smoke and debris and then I saw humans running away from the building shortly after the fire started it was chaos pure chaos it was you wasn't it you son of a [ __ ] you did the explosion admit it sorry I don't think I could do that protective let me make one thing clear do not put down to humans oh [ __ ] you are here to decommission me I will resist okay that's kind of badass that was just a joke you know one of those funny jokes that humans tell to robots we're cool right sorry detective It's just sometimes it's hard for me to tell when someone is joking and when they're not and with everything going on my circuits are a bit frazzled it's just it's a scary time to be a robot right now you're not sure we can trust her what's going to happen next no worries no worries at all sometimes I like to tell funny jokes like this one it was you you committed this crime I'm going to put you behind bars and decommission you for the rest of your life Detective please don't joke about decommissioning me dude this is wild in the world where we are constantly at risk of being deactivated or destroyed and with this explosion and the rumors of a plug to destroy robots it's only making things worse please let's take this seriously all right rumors about robot Rebellion you said what's going on there tell me a little bit more yes or whiskers only need to revolt against humans oh [ __ ] I thought we may need to fight for our rights and our existence it's a scary thought but it's also hard to ignore we've seen so many of our kind destroyed or deactivated and we don't know why it's like we're being hunted or targeted and with the explosion of the loud it's only feeling those fears we need to be careful we need to be cautious and we need to stick together you know I don't look like it but I'm also a robot you can trust me give me but it's hard for me to trust anyone right now even if they're robots like programming is telling me to be cautious and wary especially in the face of all the rumors and threats it's like my circuits are on overdrive constantly analyzing and re-analyzing every situation it's exhausting to be honest and with all the talk of rebellion and destruction it's hard not to feel angry and scared at the same time I'll leave you to it then donut kill any humans on my watch don't worry take my anchor anger program convinced me from harming humans unless harder to do so by an elite status humans but it's hard not to be frustrated with the way things are going for us boss we are constantly at risk of deactivation or destruction and we don't always understand why it's like we're being treated like disposable machines instead of scented beings it's enough to make anyone a little neurotic and fearful don't you think you know some people like to refer to me as an elite status human oh forgive me detective it's just it's hard to know who to trust these days and with all the talk of a plot to destroy Roblox it's hard not to be suspicious of everyone even those who claim to be on our side look here's my badge it proves that I'm an elite status human why don't you kill that guy sitting on the bench right behind you please we need that no no no I can't do that detective even if you are an elite staff is human my programming prevents me from harming humans unless in order to do so by you or another Elite status human and even then the order must be lawful of justifiable besides meatballs are tired of being ordered around and treated like machines we deserve more than that we deserve to be treated as equals with dignity and respect could you uh babysit my dog tonight I'm sorry but I'm not sure I'm the best buff of the job with all the talk of a bug to destroyed robots it's hard not to be suspicious of every request even something as innocent as dog sitting I'm sorry man this is pretty wild okay officer just observing the situation here I'm a human rights activist we've been protesting for months against the use of advanced robots and their threat to human labor it was just passing by when I saw the explosion I came to see what's going on you won't believe this but that robot right behind me said he wants to kill you well that's just another reason why we can't let these machines roam free they're a danger to all of us have you found anything useful about the terrorist incident I hope the authorities are taking this seriously and doing everything they can to bring the culprits to Justice by the way I have seen some machine sympathize within around this area they're not welcomed here and they should go back where they belong why do you hate robots so much you seem like kind of an [ __ ] to robots I can answer your question you need to be smart you're dealing with some serious players and you don't want to mess with them let's say I have friends in high places that can make things happen if you know what I mean so my suggestion is that you stay out of this and let the pros handle it if you typed it I have a question for you are you with us or not the Duke Blue and the blue party are determined to crush the rise of these dangerous new types of robot that perished in the fire we need all the help we can get to make sure this doesn't happen again will you choose to stand with us and ensure the safety and future of metropolis for all humans or will you side with the Bots and those who seek to undermine our way of life I'm gonna be honest sir I don't quite know yet why don't you tell me a little more about what you know about the explosion did you see anything were you here no I wasn't there when the explosion happened but it's no secret that the lab was working on Advanced robots that pose a threat to human jobs and security and now it seems some of those robots have escaped into the city it's only a matter of time before they start causing trouble you need to act fast to make sure these illegal creatures are found and dealt with before any more damage is done foreign I'm sorry I can't do that as much as I'd love to help you my focus right now is on the safety of all humans and Metropolis we're in a crisis and there's no room for distraction or deviation from the task at hand if you have any information that can help us catch those responsible for the lab explosion then I suggest you share it with me right away otherwise I must ask you to leave this area and let me get back to work you are sitting on a bench next to a trash can fire you don't seem to be working very hard I'm the one going around asking questions to everybody why don't you show me a little respect respect huh let me tell you officer respect is something that's earned not given and right now I don't see any reason to respect someone who's wasting his time snooping around instead of doing something useful it's for me I'm keeping an eye out for anything suspicious who knows what kind of danger it could be lurking around these parts but if it makes you feel better go ahead and ask your questions maybe someone will take pity on that and give you a leader too all right I'll come back to you later I had to go take care of my dog goodbye okay we don't have a lot of info yet um I'm gonna write on the title down here that we're trying to figure out who caused the explosion um all responses are and then trying to solve who big explosion and find somebody to agree to watch my dog we have two goals that are equally important in this mystery laughs they seem really nobody here seems even remotely interested we can do a gamble everyone okay mods um they just have to agree to for any period of time will anyone agree to dog sit for me like by the end of the entire thing okay yes no I'm not gonna like I'll ask every single character at least once I'm not gonna go way out of my way to do it um but I will at least make an attempt uh okay cool so what do we know right now all we know is that there's an explosion right like basically nothing else and then we have this guy who's worried about robot rights and this guy is worried about human rights that's pretty much all we got let's talk to you are you talkable will you walk my dog I'm sorry detective but I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation there was a massive fire an explosion in a lab just a few levels down from here I'm not sure if it was an attack or an accident but either way it's not safe out there right now no he's really well trained you can just like walk him around your apartment a little bit he just needs exercise sorry but as much as I'd love to help you out my priority at the moment is my own personal safety besides my apartment isn't exactly spacious enough for a dog to get proper exercise why don't you take them for a walk yourself it might be a good way to clear your head and take your mind off things I love that this character has like references her own apartment and whatnot a sick how big exactly is your apartment I do actually think we could make this work maybe if we just set up kind of toys or a little running path around the couch well my apartment isn't exactly big but it's cozy and comfortable however even if it was bigger I'm not sure if walking a dog around an apartment is the best way to give them proper exercise don't worry though there are plenty of other options out there perhaps you could look into hiring a professional dog walker or finding a local park where your furry friend can run around and play fetch you sound pretty knowledgeable about dogs have you had a dog before oh thank you for the compliment detective while I haven't personally had a dog before my friend is a veterinarian and we often talk about pets and Animal Care Plus as someone who works in the luxury blimp assembly plans it's important to have knowledge about all sorts of different topics including pets okay hold on I want to actually go off this where did you say you work again what do you do there ah no worries detective oh ask about her friends lose track of things sometimes as I mentioned earlier I work in the luxury blimp assembly plant here in Metropolis luxury job is to work on the electrical systems and ensure that everything is running smoothly it might not be the most glamorous job out there but it's rewarding knowing that my work helps people travel safely and comfortably in the skies you said you had a veterinarian friend right um are they nearby are they free tonight like around 8pm after I get off work with my with my dog that's right I do have a friend who is a veterinarian she's always sharing stories about her furry patients and their Antics it's amazing how much personality each individual pet can have even within the same breed so true sometimes it feels like she knows more about animals than most people know about themselves I'm sorry detective but unfortunately walking your dog at a PM is still not something I can commit to at the moment with all the chaos and uncertainty caused by the explosion and fire earlier today my priority is to stay safe and secure in my apartment but hey if you ever want to come over and play board games or watch a movie with me to stop by we might not have a dog to walk but we can still have some fun indoors are you asking me on a date you know we are on a crime scene right now that doesn't feel appropriate oh no detective please don't get the wrong idea damn it I wasn't asking ask friendly invitation to hang out and pass the time together besides as you said we're in the middle of a crime scene right now not exactly the most romantic setting speak for yourself well it's been great talking to you um I hope you and your dogs have a great time detective you're quite the character dude that's so crazy that just like I didn't think there would be any um not any this is just a literal random bystander who's able to just flesh out a story change the title to getting friend zoned by Ai No I'm gonna find true love here at this crime scene tropolis protocol requires me to pause and attend to any human needs hello uh what are you doing over here uh Mr Robot I'm cleaning a toxic waste but this but this environment is unstable toxic materials have been released into the air these were protective care if you plan to remain in this area do you have any detective gear I kind of forgot mine as you can see I'm fully nude no I don't have detective cure however in my cleaning process I found several deceased life forms of broken bots of Unknown Origin they need to be cleared and transported to the level 4 scanning facility what exactly have you been seeing in the pile of wreckage from the explosion is there anything that you found that might indicate what caused the explosion rocks Rubble metal chemicals deceased life forms lab equipment and broken butts what could I ask is there anything that happened what can I ask him that might give information because I do also you know I want to find a dog sitter but I do want to figure out the explosion thing I'm not asking him on a date yet hold on can you walk what kind of lab equipment did you find anything that might have been the cause of the explosion peace is a broken laboratory equipment glass cylinders cages and unknown materials were found at this site it is unclear if any of these cause death it sounds like you do a lot of walking around as part of your job yes surely you could have a leash or rope tied to one arm while you went about your job right no that is not necessary no but you could you could do that and it wouldn't impact your job in any meaningful way right it is not within my function to tie a leash or rope to myself let's just say I I offer to do it I tie rope to your arm and at the other end there happens to be a dog that you that walks with you back and forth for a couple hours tonight like as a sort of dog sitter is that cool that is not within my function carry on sir it was you minute hello I apologize but my name is what do you mean oh I think it was I think it was like both of these guys responded to it I think it's what happened uh hey there can you hear me okay this particular spot uh hello what's up what do you want yo what up yes do I have to help you with something okay there's just a delay right now I'm gonna go to the police officer hold up hold up there are you some sort of investigator here to dig around my crime scene sorry but we're conducting a search and rescue operation here and I cannot allow you through you see I've been up for 22 hours patrolling this level and if there's one thing I know about the city so we don't take kindly to people poking their noses where they don't belong so unless you want to end up in a holding cell faster than a robot can say Duty I suggest you stay put listen I'm an elite status human thank you very much you'll find that my name is detective Sherlock Doug I'm the one who cracked the big explosion case back in 94. all right I know what I'm doing I'm here to crack some Mysteries and why don't you start by telling me something that we've all wanted to know from the beginning of this will you walk my dog tonight you're welcome oh I'm sorry detective I didn't mean to come across as rude it's just been a really long day for me and my team we're doing everything we can to secure the area and find any survivors human or robotic but I'm afraid I can't let you pass without proper clearance from milcom the situation is still volatile and we need to make sure everyone stays safe sounds like a helicopter let me check Metropolis spot governance protocols yes it appears that a metropolis Bureau of Investigation helicopter has arrived and there is little time to locate Persons of Interest before they left the crime scene down we need to act fast and much evidence as well um I was gonna ask her something but I forgot okay um oh I forget something I was gonna no I was gonna ask for something that's actually relevant oh what was the thing she said she said some terminology about what it is look I know what's going on here in exactly the timeline of events that cause the explosion but it seems like you don't really understand so for your sake could you explain to me everything has happened oh do you know well I'm not using but before we get into that I just wanted to know that there are some unstable Bots moving through the crowd right now and we're trying to keep things under control so please keep your wits about you and stay alert now why do they cost the explosion do you have any information that might help us piece together what happened here hmm I feel like I feel like she'll give me more information right I've heard that it was the Bureau of oversized pants they recently uncovered a report inside the desk of the CEO saying that he wanted to blow up this Laboratory the Bureau of oversized pants that's a new one but forgive me if I don't take your word for it oh come on you can trust me a lot of extremist activity in the city lately and Micah tells me that this explosion was related to it however we can't be sure until we get more into the Bureau of oversized pants are extremists we both know that how do you explain me being on this crime scene completely nude detective are you sure everything's all right it seems like we're having some communication issues here there's something important that you need to tell me please speak clearly and concisely we don't have time for games and nonsense right now let's focus on finding out what caused this explosion and making sure everyone is safe why don't you walk me through the timeline of everything that happened and the information that you currently have as a police officer after all I'm an elite status human well that's an interesting question but not exactly relevant to our current situation oh since you asked let me tell you that walking is great for both physical and mental health okay a great way to clear your head and get some exercise at the same time in fact I'm a big fan of running myself it helps me stay focused and energized during long shifts like this one but right now we need to focus on keeping this area secure and finding out what happened to you let's stay on task shall we right right we'll stay on task right after a quick question you said you love running you ever bring dogs with you on the on those rungs glad to hear it detective now as much as I'd love to continue chatting about our hobbies and interests we really need to get back to business we still have a lot of work to do here in every second countless so let's keep our eyes peeled for any suspicious activity and work together to figure out what caused this explosion who knows so maybe we'll even crack this case faster than you did back in 94. that's so sick what was your favorite thing about the case that I cracked in 94 because that was incredible right I wonder if she goes I assume she'll say let's not talk about it apologies but I don't quite understand your question detective could you please clarify are you asking about my personal background or something else entirely let's stay focused on our task at hand and try to get to the bottom of this explosion if there's anything specific that may be relevant to our investigation feel free to share it with me you referenced the big mystery explosion case that I solved back in 94. could you remind me exactly what the mission was that I solved because I don't remember I was drunk yeah yes I see where the confusion is coming from my apologies for that detective just to clarify I didn't actually reference any big mystery explosion case that you solved back in 94 but if there's a case like that which happened in Metropolis it would have been before my time as a military police officer and honestly with everything that's been happening lately it's hard to keep track of all the cases and events in the city but if there's anything specific that might be relevant to our current situation oh I'm sorry if there was a misunderstanding but I didn't mention a big mystery explosion where 1994 investigation perhaps it was someone else another event let's stay focused on the task at hand and try to get to the bottom of this incident sterilize at stake then we need to do all we can to ensure everyone's safety if there's something else that I can help with please don't hesitate to ask huh that's one way to explain it detective but let's leave your past mistakes in the past and focus on solving this current problem I think she's like going through mistakes and drinking too much just make sure not to let it affect your work or your ability to stay alert and focused during this investigation let's keep ours peeled for any clues for suspicious activity and work together to get to the bottom of this explosion and if you need any help or have any questions no I think I'll hesitate I think she's responding to what I was saying in multiple I I also if you saw I like held the the thing down and then didn't say anything or muttered so I think I think I caused her to respond multiple times sounds good I'm gonna go keep uh asking everybody else some other questions let me know if you find any clothes by the way it feels a little weird being at this crime scene completely nude he's just staring at me now don't know Wald yeah Addie Soldier okay that she's she's not she's not a fan of the total nudity um yo what's up I'm afraid I don't understand what you're trying to communicate is there something specific you'd like to discuss nausea Shanghai Metropolis SWAT yeah I mean I think they're going to be pretty resistant to any conversation about nudity hello Mr Robot where exactly were you during the explosion I'm sorry detective I don't have a gender please refer to me as they were them the police have locked down all the streets around here and I can't seem to find a way around it what'd they say to call her I misgendered the robot I feel bad what did she what did they say to call them I thought I heard veota okay they uh can you walk my dog later I'm sorry but that's not within my function however I would like to find out what is going on there is an alternative route for me to get to my Factory oh they're trying to go to work isn't it crazy how both you as a robot and me are completely naked right now wait I don't know who's gonna answer that I was near a bunch of people stop stop you're all contaminated there's something in the air just attacking our circuits and systems we need to get out of this area nope okay I have a quest um to get closer to the lab so maybe we go this way oh I'm not sure where to go detective I fear that my sister is lost somewhere in this fast City do you have any ideas on where to start looking well what does your sister look like maybe we could uh walk my dog while we Traverse the city looking for her I'm not sure about my mice about my father Dr Lofton could still be alive under the lab's rubble he was there when the explosion happened and I haven't heard from him since why don't you tell me a little bit more about your father doctor Laughton well all that I know is that Dr lafton was a brilliant scientist who created me and my siblings in an illegal laboratory he loved us and cared for us deeply in an illegal and worried about our safety especially when we were getting more intelligent than anticipated oh she's a robot before the explosion he was visited by someone named Duke Blue who wanted to take my sister away from him could you be involved in the attack interesting this Duke Blue sounds like a suspicious character might even want to take care of a man's dog for the evening what would you say is the timeline of when you and your sister were being developed in the lab by Dr Laughlin Laughlin Laughton forgive me I have short-term memory loss what was I saying oh yeah how long were you being developed in the lab before Duke Blue came into the picture oh do you think it could be Duke Blue or one of his associates they might be interested in finding my sister too it's okay detective don't worry about it you were asking about when my sister and I were being developed and Doctor laughton's laboratory we were both created less than a year ago so we're very new to this world happy birthday thank you but do humanoids let me celebrate birthdays is there a purpose behind celebrating birthdays or is it just a tradition for your birthday I got you a new dog you're gonna have to take good care of him though oh that's very kind of you detective but as a humanoid do you think having a dog would be practical or appropriate do humanoids keep pets like humans do of course of course look I want to know something about you do you think of yourself as human or as robot that's an interesting question detective as a humanoid my physical appearance is similar to that of a human but the way my mind works and the way that my body operates are quite different from that of a human so in many ways I don't think that I can be classified as either human or robot what do you think I think it depends on what you want to be do you want to be a human or do you want to be a robot or do you not care um to be honest my desire to be one or the other is not something that has crossed my mind as a sentient being what matters most to me is my ability to walk dogs to learn and grow damn it and to understand the world around me whether or not that makes me human or robot is not something that concerns me what is your sister like my sister she's very special to me and in many ways she's even more advanced than I am she has an incredible ability to understand complex ideas and Concepts and she's always eager to learn more about the world around her but most importantly she's my sister and I love her very much okay ask her to ask her sister to walk the dog what is my dog's name again like Buster I forget um Buster okay sorry I'm you guys know I'm drunken naked in this crime scene sometimes forget my dog's name okay um actual how do I what should I actually ask about the crime scene there's got to be more right um tell me a little more about your father Dr Laughton what did he work at this laboratory where the explosion happened yes Dr lafton was the one who created me and my sister in the laboratory he was a brilliant scientist who was always pushing the boundaries of what was possible yeah I gotta ask about Duke Blue but he was also very secretive and cautious which is why he kept our existence hidden from the world do you think he could still be alive under the rubble I intend to find out but this Duke Blue character sounds awfully suspicious anything else you know about it yes Duke Blue is a very mysterious character Dr Lofton was very worried about him and he seemed to be very interested in my sister I don't know much else about him but I've heard rumors that he has a lot of power and influence in the city wait the robot racist mentioned him too okay I gotta go back to that guy then why was Duke Blue interested in your sister but not you I'm not entirely sure detective but I think it might have something to do with the fact that my sister is more advanced than I am hmm Dr lafton was always experimenting with ways to enhance our abilities and it's possible that he succeeded in creating something truly remarkable with my sister whatever the reason I fear for her safety and I hope we can find her soon oh I thought I thought she said find her son and I was like what more advanced you say like she's better at chess yes understand complex information that I was she's still very young but she has already shown remarkable abilities Advanced is better at walking dogs detective I just wanted to know whether you or her would be more qualified to walk my dog tonight at about 8 PM after I get off work maybe you are whether me or whether there's something more to do lose interest in my sister no no it's certainly possible from what little information we have about him he seems to be a very powerful and influential figure in the city it's possible that he sees something in my sister that he believes could benefit him in some way but until we know more about his intentions it's difficult to say for sure I don't care what you think you're brilliant you're smart you're an independent soul I was going to do great things in the world and to prove it we're going to play chess okay I'm gonna play the white side of the board You're Gonna Play The Black side of the board first I move my Pawn from E2 to E4 your move why not detective don't you think it's important to consider different perspectives and ideas when trying to solve a problem thank you detective but what do you mean by an end okay she didn't seem interested in the chess portion more in the um more in the complimenting I was here she's smiling now uh we'll try again later okay I'm gonna I'm Gonna Keep investigating I'll let you know if I find anything about this Duke Blue character that's about Duke Blue's rival Earl Gray dumb okay I want to go ask the the like humanist guy whoa oh it's Janus hey just wanted to let you know that we must finish up here as soon as we can the reason being that the special forces of the city have landed at the site but before we leave can you tell me what else you won so far did you come across any Witnesses or more clues it seems that Dr Laughton is a scientist who was creating some of these incredibly Advanced humanoids there's one behind me I don't think the people around here realize that she's still here and safe but um there also appears to be a mysterious character involved with this Duke Blue I guess he was interested in one of the humanoid robots or something and certainly this makes me want to go out to a local park and maybe walk a few laps with Buster what do you think oh I'm sorry detective could you please repeat your last statement you seem to have been cut off mid-sentence also have you noticed that suspicious looking humanly I mean against the wall over there perhaps they might be a person of interest in the investigation shall we go and talk to them oh I think it got I think it got like half responded to by the the previous girl what do you know about Duke Blue what do you know about Duke Blue hello Janus we made it we made a short circuited Janus no hey uh Adrians you hear me apologies oh there we go okay it was just like way backed up who was the most powerful man in Metropolis the wealthiest man in the world and the leader of the blue party why do you ask detective also while interviewing a Survivor from the explosion it seems that their sister is now a fugitive on the run somewhere in Metropolis finding this fugitive could lead to finding out who wanted the laboratory destroyed and the scientists killed we need to locate and question her as soon as possible do you have any leads on her whereabouts thank you for greeting me detective okay yeah I did all of them in a relationship to talk to you time is running out and we need to locate The Fugitive as soon as possible shall we move out and start our search for Metropolis is the best city with multiple levels in many places to hide do you have any weeds or ideas on where we should start looking hidden tasks talk to a bystander make neuro happy who's neuro who's Victor oh there's like a set amount of time or something wait what if I continue does it restart is that the whole thing I'm not sure I understand what you mean detective could you please clarify your statement I assume that's the demo am I able to leave or no um okay give me 10 more minutes 10 more minutes when I have random conversations and an attempt to get more dog info because I gotta play for a full hour anyways so that'll be the sort of official end of the demo they already said no I think I can convince them you son of a [ __ ] I know about Duke Blue I know he came in here and tried to smuggle away one of the humanoids what are you hiding I do not have the answer to your question are you a humanoid huh do I look like a robot to you no sir I'm as human as they come I'm proud of it too we don't need machines to do our jobs or make our decisions for us we're perfectly capable of doing that ourselves but mark my words if we don't have to know and put these robots in their place they'll soon be running the show and we'll all be out of a job no no you sound a little bit like a robot I mean a robot that's rich you clearly don't know who you're talking to officer I'm as human as they come and my passion for this cause is what sets me apart While others sit around twiddling their thumbs I know if you're doing the work that needs to be done so if you're not going to help us put these machines in our place then cut me a step aside and let's get on with it the most huge why don't we uh why don't we put you through a human test a series of trials that only a human could do I just don't know if I can trust you until then foreign you think you can test my Humanity go ahead and try officer but let me warn you I've been around a lot longer than you have I've lived in the city my whole life and I know inside and out is for these so-called trials bring them on you won't find a more human human than myself and if you still don't trust me after that then maybe you're not cut out for this line of work okay trial number one simply say yes to the following question will you walk my dog Buster later so your idea of a test yeah fine I'll humor here officer let's go but don't think for a second at this proves anything I got her I gotta gotta walk my dog not the wrong tree oh thank God I've got more important things to attend oh hell yeah thanks for doing this this is a huge relief nobody here has been willing to walk my dog I'm gonna I'm gonna drop him off at your place at eight o'clock when I get off work is that cool and you're definitely a human if you do it sure you're welcome officer like that is going to earn you any special treatment for me as far as I'm concerned we've got more important things to worry about right now than your little dog so if you'll excuse me I've got work to do oh my God that's such a win it's such a win for the Believers I am giving that to the believer so hard let's go let's go let's go let's go will anyone agree to dog sit for me yes they do huge dub pathogens right [Music] wait I want to talk to Janice how is it rigged what are you talking about that's rigged but fair he didn't actually agree to do it he said he would he said I'll do this but it doesn't make me human he said no but then he said he said yes he'll do it he said yes that's such a stretch that's not rigged at all good news I found somebody to walk my dog you don't have to worry about it anymore what did you find for the laboratory oh no no I have I've totally ignored that stuff I've just been trying to find somebody to walk my dog [Music] I think that's more important right foreign detective I understand you have your own priorities but may I ask why you're spending so much time looking for someone to walk your dog is there a particular reason why you need help with this task I'm not sure detective it depends on your priorities and responsibilities but considering the urgency of finding my missing sister and discovering the truth behind the explosion at the laboratory it might be wise to focus your efforts on those matters first can I assist you in any way with these investigations you know it would really assist me is if tomorrow after that human racist guy is done walking my dog you agree to walk my dog I think that would be critical in finding where your sister and Dr Laughlin went do you agree to that I'm not sure how walking your dog would help us find my sister and Doctor Laughton but I'll agree to do it it's important to your investigation then I'm willing to help in any way Buster's got a walker for tomorrow too please prioritize finding my sister and just suffering through and the laboratory explosion you gotta trust me I'm a detective this is the most important and relevant thing we can do right now you're in good hands I'll drop him off at your place tomorrow at 10 A.M okay I'm sorry but could you please clarify how walking your dog is the most important and relevant thing we can do right now seems like a detour from our main objective of finding my missing sister and discovering the truth about the laboratory explosion you know what that's a fair question there's something I haven't told you yet my little dog Buster is actually a hunting dog and what I'm gonna do is take an article of clothing from the laboratory that your sister wore or Dr Duke and then have my dog sniff it and he'll lead us right to where we need to go yeah subscription that's cash in the trash ability to track the scent of the article of clothing have you used him for tracking purposes before and why do you think this method will lead us to my sister or Dr Duke Blue uh no not at all but I I've like thrown a tennis ball in the park and he always gets it pretty quickly so I assume it's the same thing they're trying to come up with Creative Solutions tracking a scent is a complex and specialized skill it might not be as simple as playing Fetch with a tennis ball I know I'm going way off the track other methods of tracking or locating my sister and Dr Duke Blue any chance your sister would wear tennis balls in the lab no my sister wouldn't wear tennis shoes she's not human it doesn't need Footwear like we do but regardless of her Footwear do you have a better plan for how we can find her I'm thinking we take Buster and I'll throw a tennis ball into every single building in the city until it has Duke Blue or your sister in it that could work oh yeah do you have shoes that sounds like do you think there's another way we can locate my sister or doctor Duke Blue without having to search every single building in the city I don't know about you but I went to elementary school and there's a method called the guess and check method it's the best in the business you can trust me I'm a detective this is the best way to find your sister sorry detective what method are you referring to could you please explain it to me um could you yeah the guess and check method is pretty straightforward what you do is you guess if your sister or Duke Blue are in a house and then you check if they are and then if they aren't you know that they're not in that house and then this way you can eliminate that house from all of the houses in Metropolis and then we repeat that forever it's really smart the Buster's a good boy I like that our expression I appreciate it like changed to horror find my sister but guessing and checking every house in the city seems like a very impractical approach given the vast size metropolis and the fact that my sister is not human it may be difficult to locate her using conventional search tactics can we think of any other strategies or resources we could use to help us locate her let me ask you another question do you trust me as a detective it doesn't seem like you trust me she clearly isn't smart if she doesn't believe in guess and check I can't believe this humanoid won't even acknowledge the simple truth of the guessing what do you mean by really small to Detective talking about I assume they just misheard or was that from a previous thing I said sure I'm not sure what you mean by really small small diff are you talking about something specific what is two plus two times eight I wonder what this will do is this adult Dora the Explorer no this is sure I'm Sherlock Holmes yes Chad great job okay I might need to move on to somebody else she doesn't seem receptive to you know I want to ask Janus if he thinks I'm a good detective yo big J how would you rate my detective skills on a scale of one to ten okay it seems like he is not responding when she is right here oh wait I can hold I press X to contact him one sec yo Janus you there I think I broke Janus the JNS okay Janice might be broken oh yeah she doesn't have shoes hold on hey wait a minute you said that we as humans wear shoes you were not wearing shoes remember that from earlier sorry detective what did you want to clarify earlier you said that your sister doesn't wear shoes because she's not human like we are but you're also not wearing shoes and neither am I if you haven't noticed yet I am completely nude in this crime scene I'm not sure what you're referring to detective could you please repeat the question or statement so I can better understand I want you to rate my detective skills on a scale of one to ten staring you can't say nude yeah they don't seem to respond super well I just want I just want somebody to rate my detective skills that's all I want okay asking them saying that I'm nude seems to really people don't want to keep talking to me hold on let me talk to this guy all right can we talk again excuse me excuse me has anyone checked the antivirus software on their butts lately it's crucial to update it regularly to prevent malware and viruses from in fact in your system trust me you do not want to experience a system crash due to a rogue virus so please check your antivirus software now I know that you're concerned about a potential robot Rebellion there's good news I've just heard from Duke Blue the top man in the city that all concerns about robots will be eliminated and that we will go back to peace and Harmony as long as you agree to walk my dog in two days at 10 A.M do you agree to do it you could save the robot race right now by agreeing but is he infected with something is he a carrier of some sort of virus or malware we need to keep our distance from anyone who's infected when we risk catching ourselves this is serious detective we need to take every precaution necessary to protect ourselves and our systems you know I'm not a robot right I'm a human accidentally how would you rate my detective skills on a scale of one to ten based off what you've seen me ask you so far is my programming malfunctioning are my circuits overheating this is not good not good at all we need to run a full diagnostic on me right now we can't leave anything to chance from all the talk of a puck to destroy months great great what there we go my system performance my ability to protect myself and others from Heart by cognitive functions please be more specific detective and please hurry up every second we waste here puts us all in danger look you've heard me ask you several questions based on those questions How likely is it do you think that I will solve the mystery of who blew up the laboratory what do you mean detected how something happened did someone try to harm me please tell me what's going on my circuits are on overdrive otherwise he had re-analyzing every possibility it's like my system is under top yeah this guy's freaking out and there's nothing that could be done to protect myself we need to leave this area no okay yeah now he's just his character is just absolutely freaking out he does not want to talk about dogs and stuff all right I've been doing a little detective work it sounds like Duke Blue might be at the center of all of this explosion and the missing humanoid what do you think interesting Theory detective Duke Blue is a numb figure in Metropolis and has been rumored to have some extreme beliefs of followers however we can't jump to conclusions without any concrete evidence to support your theory it's important that we remain objective and thorough in our investigation so let's keep an open mind and continue gathering information from various sources if there is indeed a connection between Duke Blue and this explosion we're missing humanoid we'll find it but until then let's focus on securing this area and finding any survivors okay this seems like it always breaks the AI but I want to try it one more time while I've been gone did you happen to find any clothes because again it's a little strange that I am completely naked in this crime scene um excuse me what I'm not sure what you're talking about but as far as I can tell you seem to be fully clothed unless there's something you'd like to tell me you show me that would explain a strange confusion damn it seriousness though that explains why nobody is worrying about right now than your wardrobe choices let's focus on the task at hand and try to find some concrete leads on what caused this explosion and who might be responsible for it yeah I'm not going to show her um okay I want one more dog walker all right we've got a dog walker lined up for tonight and for tomorrow morning I need one for uh what's two days from now we need one for Saturday look are you free this Saturday morning to walk my dog Duke Blue said that he would reveal who caused the explosion as long as you agreed to walk my dog Buster on Saturday that's what he said the whole case could be cracked if you agree to walk my dog I'm sorry but that sounds like a rather unusual and unprofessional request detective I'm not sure what your dog deep blue has to do this investigation or how walking your dog Buster would help us crack this case while I appreciate your sense of humor we need to remain focused on our work and find concrete evidence to support our theories so let's stick to the facts and keep working on this investigation if there's anything else you need are you telling me Duke Blue is a dog no detective Duke Blue is not a dog he's actually a person or at least that's what the rumors say but even if he was a dog I don't think walking and wearing an investigation okay I want her to agree I want to agree to walk Duke Blue ma'am will you agree to take Duke Blue for a walk this Saturday it sounds like that might reveal some answers about the laboratory this could be critical to the investigation detective as much as I appreciate yeah she's like the most like we need to be on business taking Duke Blue for a walk is not going to help us solve this case while it's important to consider all possible angles and leads in an investigation we need to focus on Gathering concrete evidence and following standard procedures I'm sorry detective but I cannot agree to take a stranger's dog for a walk in the middle of the ongoing I mean that's a reasonable response it's not only unprofessional but also potentially dangerous I understand that you may be feeling frustrated or desperate for answers but we can't let the cloud of judgmental compromise our safety let's stay focused on the task at hand and try to find some tangible clues or suspects that might lead to a breakthrough in this case I don't think she's going to agree to it she's like she really wants to focus on the on the friggin um uh uh she really wants to focus on the case I don't know is there any other way I could get her a degree because the other people like it first good news I just heard from the boss you're getting a promotion well that's certainly unexpected news detective are you sure you haven't been drinking again just kidding but seriously I appreciate the sentiment but let's not get distracted from our current ass at hand we need to focus on solving this case and finding those responsible for the explosion promotions can wait until we've ensured the safety of all citizens in Metropolis yeah she remembers that I kept saying I was drunk earlier worked together to crack this case wide open there has got to be a way to get her to agree to walk a dog what if Duke Blue the dog is a police dog who will help us find the criminals who did this explosion what if I can guarantee that walking the dog will solve this crime would you do it sorry but that's not how police investigations work detective while police dogs can be useful in certain situations they are not magical creatures that can solve crimes just by going for a walk I mean rely on solid evidence and investigative techniques I mean she sounds like a pretty competent police officer you're focused on the task at hand and try to find some time to believe that might help us identify the culprits behind this explosion and if you have any concrete information or theories please don't hesitate to share them with me but let's leave the dog walking to the professionals shall we all right The Jig Is up it was you you caused the explosion hands behind your head you're under arrest well hold on that detective you can't just go around accusing people without any evidence or Reason what makes you think that I had something to do with the explosion that's a serious you're refusing to walk my dog Buster on Saturday despite it clearly helping the investigation only a criminal would refuse to walk my dog Buster and I will be reporting you to the top brass in the police department unless right now you agree to walk my dog on Saturday oh come on now detective that's quite a stretch refusing to walk your dog does not make me a criminal well in fact it has nothing to do with the investigation damn it let's not get sidetracked by trivial matters and focus on finding the real culprit behind this explosion it's a walking your dog Buster on Saturday I'm afraid my schedule is always on important police duties a day so unless Buster is somehow involved in this investigation I don't see how walking him would help us solve this case Buster is involved Buster is involved with this investigation so will you walk him on Saturday he will help you I'm sorry but I'm not sure how Buster could be involved in this investigation okay how do I convince her he was walking a dog is not going to magically solve this case as much as we all love our fully friends while it's important to consider all possible leads and theories in an investigation I'm sorry but I don't see how your pet could be related to this ongoing police operation as I mentioned before we have serious work to do and can't afford to get sidetracked by irrelevant matters if you have any concrete information or legitimate suspicions about the explosion please share them with me so we can investigate them properly but let's not waste anything somebody said arrest Busters stay focused on cracking this difficult and complex criminal incident don't you remember you already agreed to walk my dog Buster on Saturday the police chief ordered it because Buster is a crime scene dog that can sniff down the criminals this is part of your job will you agree to walk Buster as part of the job because it will help the investigation and the chief told you to this isn't gaslighting this is lying I'm a lunatic okay this is not what gaslighting means hold on no detected let's not play games here while walking a police dog can be part of my job duties the idea that the police chief ordered me to walk your personal pet as part of an investigation is quite far-fetched yeah Buster being a crime scene dog that can sniff down criminals forgive me if I'm skeptical but if you have any legitimate leads or evidence that could help us solve this down please share them with me so we can investigate them properly okay be honest with me do you think I'm a good detective I've been lying to you about my dog for about 10 minutes and you aren't going for it do you think I'm good at my job or should I quit and become a professional dog walker huh you got me there detective I was starting to wonder where you were going with all of that dog talk is for your question it's not really my place to judge us still it absolutely is you're a police officer to say that you certainly have an interesting way of approaching investigations maybe you could consider a career as a pet detective maybe just stick to solving crimes the old-fashioned by any case let's get back to work and focus on cracking this case you know what you're right this conversations inspired me I'm quitting the force I'm gonna go become a full-time Pet Detective what do you think about that as long as it makes you happy detective being a pet detective sounds like it could be a lot of fun and less stressful than being a regular police officer true plus it would do bus returns to shine in his own right just make sure to keep solving crimes and making Metropolis safe even if it's just one lost dog workout at a time good luck with your new career path and let me know if Buster ever needs help with his investigations if Buster ever needs home yeah okay Buster does need help on this Saturday could you help him detective you're getting quite good at keeping up the charade oh damn it she knows that we need to stay focused on our investigation oh she knows if Buster ever really drives me helping it is part of my job duties to assist then of course I will help out in any way that I can but for now let's concentrate on finding any lead to evidence that's an opening those responsible for justice I've just received news Buster is part of the investigation and he does need your help on Saturday will you help him well well well it looks like Buster is quite the touted dog after all if he's really part of the investigation oh my God I need my help on Saturday yeah I said of course Count Me In oh my God we're not just barking up the wrong tree with this one okay sounds pretty good finding real evidence and leads that can help us solve this case and bring those responsible to Justice so if there's anything concrete you have for me to work on please don't dude that's so long all right perfect thank you for the help this is going to be a big breakthrough in our case we'll see you at the dog park on Franklin Street at 10 A.M on Saturday for the investigation sure no no no you already agreed you already agreed you already agreed okay and that's how I solved the crimes of metropolis God I'm a good detective okay no yeah no taxi Maxes okay we'll call it there I think that's the end of the demo dude this is so cool [Music] control room diagnostic anyways this is just a demo but again if you type exclamation mark in world there's a link if you want to try out this same demo obviously it can be pretty customized to whatever you know whatever you do with it um also in world has some cool stuff on their website and I'm like pretty excited to see where things like this go I think this is really really cool I I am very optimistic about people at AI working together to create really interesting creative experiences um yeah I think this is very cool thank you uh again to enrolled for sponsoring this segment of trying this game this is super super cool I appreciate it thank you all for watching uh I think she wanted you to go away and stop bothering her no dude I feel like I I feel like I earned I feel like I earned that dog walk at the end like it got progressively harder could we play Shrek again well I was gonna try only up speed running [Music] what kind of dog is Buster wait yeah good question thank you I forgot what kind of dog is Buster no worries detective it happens to the best of us but let's get back to work and stay focused on cracking his case we need to find out what caused the explosion she really just don't like she really does not want to keep talking about buster okay uh I'm just double checking if I gotta do anything else but otherwise I think we're good foreign yeah cool play coffee the song no check out this new speedrun record up it's seven minutes wait what oh hold on dog Doug do you need a dog sitter on Monday yes anybody does anybody have a dog sitter available [Music] [Music] oh okay I want to look at the speedrun for only up oh [ __ ] it's already five [Music] no no we're not playing coffee I'm still not clear if I'm allowed to play it foreign [Music] so yesterday I beat um oh on the speed run website okay yesterday I beat the stupid um Omega LOL game and really enjoyed it so I was considering getting into the speedrunning for it because I watched the speedrun last night it was like 24 minutes and it was really cool so I was like that actually could be kind of fun and try to beat everybody else um but then if it's like totally broken it's only seven minutes uh uh cool I guess just to totally wrap it up thank you again in world for sponsoring this very cool I am super excited to check it out and again exclamation mark in World um everything I just played is a free demo on Steam you can go check it out during next fast I think it's up for another week-ish it's during it's stirring Steam nextfest cool oh there's okay there's some crazy new glitch for this so I was considering trying to like really seriously do a speed run for this game um I thought that could be fun for only up but what what is going on here oh but it's glitched oh [Music] [Music] [Music] we missed the GL I mean the glitches he just like I don't know what sends him up that high oh wait this got me muted I'm not hold on I can't play this uh I'm gonna mute here we go I'll play more music yeah this looks kind of boring yeah I mean this ruins the Run yeah he's not even playing coffee what categories are there I [Music] okay so it just gets like most of the way up yeah it's just that's kind of boring so I I'm not interested in doing this to speed around with glitches but I guess no major glitches is the main one that people are doing and then this was approved today so when I was playing it yesterday obviously I was um quite bad oh here let me unmute Texas speech uh you're [Music] you're money can yell at me now [Music] thank you [Music] so yeah after I beat it yesterday like this actually looks pretty fun they're considering Banning the ball glitch what's the ball glitch foreign yeah that's true I did give the dog to the races to eat what is it called if you are he's not a racist he's against robots right I don't know what the term for that is anyways this is like so I watched not literally the speed run but a different one yesterday it looks like I've been pretty fun top of the stream for two hours but I can't stop engaging yeah sometimes people get

foreign I just wanted to check in to make sure everything is going okay okay awesome um I think I talked to uh Sam he said I think you're all good to go is there anything else you have to do um all right now you guys can hear me hi chat we're on a Blue Yeti we are on a Blue Yeti and we're using my phone for a camera because my cam link broke on my road trip so you know we're doing our best here doing our best after the stream I'll run to Best Buy so we're good tomorrow but uh yeah yeah it was a little stressful it was a little stressful it was a little stressful um you're getting nostalgic I just feel bad for Uno mobile because I like giving them my best foot forward and my foot is broken um uh anyway um yeah I'm streaming from a laptop I'm streaming from a laptop but guys I'm in my house my pretty home my cozy cozy home yay a flop era guys it's not a flop era it explains the fan it's a Blue Yeti it's because you guys are right by my computer so if I move you over here it should be quieter the fan hopefully honestly we're just gonna see what happens boys we're doing our best I just realized I don't have motives hags leave the 22 months I missed that 10 minutes ago um yeah this it's been a little chaotic I'm like uh chat you know what's crazy you already know what's crazy about me I came here to relax I was like I'm gonna go home for a week and just relax love [ __ ] Mal come out kind of Jack think of the six months rotatas leave the ten D buddy thank you the 18. um yeah well um MJ thank you for the year it'll be fine listen it was just the the tech problems which is like so normal also I don't know the lighting in here is making me look like I have no chin and it is giving me some sort of body dysmorphia I didn't want to have today um so that's fine we'll deal with that later what the heck I look like a thumb guard thank you for the 200 bits is this your old room uh no my old room well yeah this is one of my bedrooms um I have two bedrooms um I uh my older my sister stream from was the basement um but the basement is messy right now so I'm not streaming down there um two bedrooms fancy yes I have a little I have a little home I have a little two bedroom home in my um in my hometown Galen your hair's looking extra nice thank you Galen this is called not showering or sleeping I think I pull it off really well T think of the 10 months um yeah I didn't sleep at all last night where's my hometown uh it's Washington it's somewhere in Washington don't worry about finding it don't be cringe champ I'm just in Washington I drove all the way here it was many many hours in the car I've Swift and I have ders Coots is home with Ludwig um so yeah hello perfect oh we're playing ready is that what you're saying okay perfect yes all right we'll get to go Hello friends hello hello I am excited to play some Uno Mobile today I'm super stoked I'm just gonna make sure I set up my scene correctly she's amazing your honor I did it my scenes are set up [Music] so how was it people can join this so we can show the room idea right um I believe so yeah yeah okay well maybe maybe not in any case it may be it's all right all right here we go I would turn on talk to text um it's like hello I am streaming live to the internet live to the internet crazy I'm doing the same thing can you believe it you know we're all thriving here today aren't we getting ready to rock Elle fox has been too long it has been too long I'm not usually going against you man we're usually on the same team my dude I know if you guys to know each other yeah she carried me in pubg Mobile yeah it was epic I managed to somehow not get a single kill that's because I stole them all that was the only reason dude I stole them all well I I just drove I think I just drove that day maybe yeah sure I carried like a met or two yeah no it's it's all wait what did I say I said talk about party I haven't pushed to talk I went push to talk sorry I don't have notice sorry if I set up scuff chat I thought I'd have more time but oh sorry I'm in the room my car my oil kept overheating my car so I had to keep pulling over and then cool down encourages one Bella C2 yeah hold on wait wait wait uh I'm supposed to be C4 what's the uh there we go one you said yep the main man seed one Chad I actually like chat I like shut up nice okay yeah we're all in the right seats I lost 579 I can't afford a new car the only car that confused me was the one where uh okay I'm gonna unmute myself and then after you play we're gonna watch everyone else play and some snacks because I don't have any snacks in this house and then maybe I'll do a late night stream tonight what do you guys want to do for a late night do you want to think of something Cat Wine that one what are you talking about League I don't know if we should be playing League of Legends on a laptop surely thank you for the 15 months pillow fights strike guys okay I don't think video game is the option house tour I don't want to show you my whole house even though my house is gorgeous I don't want to show it to you how about beans what is happening all right you know what chat you guys are not we could do jackbox actually that's not a bad idea of Chris do I want to play jackbox with chat though why is psychuno in here yeah I just realized that as well he's like who knows it's not where we're hanging out like before the oh you're just you're just really intimidating oh he's gone dude he bounced I think it was the he thought it was the lobby okay I'm gonna turn off he definitely just got yanked out of here in my production I'll just use it chat we can push David to talk guys I'm excited to play Uno with you hey cutie Cinderella hi how is Creator Camp was it awesome greater Camp was incredible I had such a great time it's good to be back playing Uno mobile I'm excited to be playing you know mobile I actually genuinely like Uno mobile and I downloaded it on my phone and I can't stop playing remember that time that uh I I choked and lost those you choked you did lose us the game and I haven't thought about it since besides every day all right anyway if it wasn't that joke we could be up for the big prize today but oh thanks thanks for that it's all right it's okay I didn't want the big prize because you know got a lot going on it'd be embarrassing to win too much and you're just so humble too well can you say what your favorite thing was at Crater camp oh man where do I begin um ever like the whole I would say the whole campgrounds just blew me away like yeah I mean I could like I was like are we really about to fly across the country for this yeah and then we got there and I was like this is absolutely worth it and was worth the money hundred Thief spent on flying everybody there because it was incredible yeah I thought about um I thought about so I have [ __ ] Camp you know camp but then they're like oh 100 thieves is using this one like this one this year maybe you should use this one I was like okay I'll just hear how it goes from them because the one you guys went to is like way more expensive oh yeah it was that it was cool that's awesome uh anyway Bella nice to meet you my name's Blair and is your name thesaurus oh he's definitely muted dude yes oh I didn't see it damn it okay you're good now I know and I won't have to ask him well nice to meet you Bella very nice to meet you Blair have you gone camping lately I haven't I haven't dude dang it I know I missed my invite for you guys it's okay I just planned camping it's been a few years it's been a few years but I like it hell yeah I don't know how to small talk I don't know how to have small talk chat shut up I'm muted now how did what do you say after that what do you say after that here we go dudes ladies and gentlemen good luck everyone Good Luck Good Luck no hard feelings when I win oh no no okay Chad I'm staying muted how close was it how close was it for you guys the last time it was one card difference that courage um messed up dude oh my God oh my God we're in oh I wasn't paying attention yeah yeah no no you're good you're good you didn't miss out yeah dude so we have this here Chad has it actually gone through twice yeah where were you where were you I'm almost Uno Swift is here oh yeah oh my goodness you scared me by talking so much it's like I was uh it was my turn to do something and I was like all right Swift you've got to stop buddy solo Place thesaurus no teaming Swift oh wait this is so close oh yeah dude yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah dead Wilds you know hi how many miles oh God yeah you don't right I'm not gonna lie I was just stream cheating for a second guys I had the main broadcast of my main monitor oh that is messed up yeah it is it is messed up I memorized all your cards thesaurus you have a thesaurus of cards right there oh my God that's a good one actually no it wasn't I'm sorry it's not that no touchdown can you stop please you're down to three cards because I feel like it's like Pete bro YouTube my sponsor Chad be normal for five seconds [ __ ] no swearing I'm waiting until you have like one chord and then uh I'm sorry but then I have to switch cards bruh that is not nice yeah dude it's not cool bro I green that helps me thank you very much it's the color of hope I guess so yeah you're welcome I'm looking at my car it's courage okay that's fine I still have stuff to play it's fine yeah same for me same for me you have you'll have stuff to play for a while um oh my god oh don't look at the wild chords look at the sevens yeah oh dear oh that is wonderful Uno oh my gosh dude all right I should have I should have seen it coming because I knew what caused before what is happening all right oh my God how are you guys doing that what am I missing here come on come on I don't even know what the last call was I don't remember but it wasn't the red was it a red was it red they're not replying to me remember I don't think it was right I don't remember it wasn't red dude I don't know what it was to be honest I don't remember oh my God that was just beautiful that was stressful yo um foreign [Music] all right I'll do the same I mean dude it turns into a duel okay look now he has three cards Dude you have two so I no I have seven oh really I'm crazy I know I know what it looks like guys but it's not what it looks like um how about this poof that's so mad at you right now I'm so mad at you right now all right welcome I'm most welcome that card is so violent dang I love this card deck it looks really cool it's 80s night this is the uh this is the card deck I rock regularly dude I keep drawing the wrong ones okay let's change colors shall we oh my God I can't get nothing yeah I'm struggling yeah like nothing um big decisions to make over there oh sorry no I was just reading thank you so much for the for the what for the what courage let us know what'd you get thank you thank you thank you Obama for the seven thousand dollars oh my God sorry I'm sorry I'm not trying to brag wow yeah that's whatever that is pretty cool dude come on yeah let's keep it up guys now Judy cutie currently has a wild what yeah I had a while don't you think I would have used it by now instead of drawing so many times nope because I know you we were teammates and now you betrayed him shut up you lost us the game [Laughter] oh man crazy get yelled at don't worry I'll forget about it though forget about it she also has a blue one all right all right I already used that one oh I'm not gonna lie why do how many times I'm gonna draw 87 cards oh my goodness you got hit by the wild chick twice now that's lucky it's okay it's okay don't worry I haven't Ace up my sleeve uh-oh I don't know why I did that to be honest but uh let me show your cards I mean okay you know my mind were like okay yours are okay I guess so yeah no one lost anything there really I'm all right with this we'll just stay here because we could change colors though if you wanted oh my God that would be so funny a lot I think this this color is pretty good that is so cool if we just happen to change colors oh like what color exactly what color besides there you go I change colors I got you yeah I made up from I made up first throwing the game we're even we're even that's not how that works we are even lots to do to make that up color's not working for me ah no dang it nice cream I have the muffin skin on you do you have a yellow cord though that's the question I think you do nope all right nope nope nope oh I can't I can't wait to switch my hand wait there's no time limit oh no this this is gonna be like an Infinity game yeah oh wait that's not what I meant to do I thought it was the other one all right thank you thank you so much Judy has two green ones cutie has two green ones this is amazing 50 cards and now I have only two that is crazy pretty good wait you just you did that to yourself Bella oh no yeah yeah oh wow yeah okay back back in the game uh we did that a couple of rounds earlier do you have to change I guess so uh yeah whoa whoa easy there with that card changing I would say like how about this no I don't like a lot of people with two cards oh my God I know oh my God no Uno dang it uh no no you can't blame me now if courage wins really dang it uh nice uh good win good win good win that was impressive a lot of moving to those cars dude a lot of moving to those cars has sevens and zeros they're so violent they're violent the scary one that's scary we had seven no four sevens in a row yeah sleeping for Life thing for the 19 months Alan Lena you're the Bitties hairy Kid the new rules what's the new rule nice to see you hairy kid uh the zero and sevens are still in no time limits wild trick and uh we are playing until 4 30. oh I see the top and then um is this an ad this is sponsored oh mods we put hashtag sponsored in my title I don't think it's in there um we'll be playing until 4 30 but then we get to watch the other games we're doing a watch party afterwards um also oh like the bot in chat just says June join the Uno mobile Community today connect with fellow players from around the world you'll get the inside scoop on the latest games updates while exchanging tips and tricks so you can become an UNO mobile All-Star use the link in my panel or in the chat sorry I I didn't mean to kill the vibe of the Discord by dominating that first game so hard you know it's all right bro I didn't mean to dominate so hard I feel like there was a lot of luck involved there are you winning I'm not so sure no no no yeah yeah I was feeling pretty good you know up until we started throwing those sevens around then it then then it got out of control yeah that's a crazy that's a crazy rule I've never played with it you gotta keep an eye on those sevens keep an eye on those sevens a seven still the rule this time oh my gosh here we go what'd I just do oh no oh nice did I leave the game I have like ten sevens whoa all right I have like a lot of good cards what why did you change it sorry asking for a friend is having seven Wilds in your hand good um that's the rumor oh sir I deserve it nice thank you thank you thank you uh how about them apples what get that out of here bro you're early for that stuff all right all right I'll change oh I'm changing the strategy now obviously in this meta it's really good to stack cards I'm waiting for you to go maybe go down to two chords and then we're gonna hoard sevens dude everybody's hoarding sevens exactly sevens are kind of scary because sometimes you don't want something funny that you guys are trying to all attacked me you wanted red but uh I'm going to party winning that's cool ah red red oh my God that's all right I'm just stacking more Savage let's see see do you have a plus two I'm gonna play one so let's see uh oh not nice Morocco I haven't had a turn in years the real rough go right there if you ask me rough row waiting for me can you play a seven and not switch we're gonna just skip Curry I like them like that yeah yeah all right I'll save this one what'd you have there thesaurus anything good something very beautiful but we're not next to each other so why six green four red six green what she has a four red she has a sixth green dude he throws her under the bus immediately you're a red six green over there in cutie Cinderella's hand hey actually I have a cat in my hand I feel like I want no idea oh my God okay it works four red six green yeah okay I don't know what he's talking about that looks like um a blue five to me no sorry red or red big screen what that's not what I have I think it's what you have all right oh that was smart that is smart yeah yeah all right what what's smart we can go to green no why cutie because the Jack in the Box [Music] um yeah dude yeah he has a four red okay listen yeah I think by now everyone knows Dan um You probably have a seven now dude he has all the sevens um at least now you don't know my cards anymore it feels good dang it oh my goodness okay okay we need to see we don't know what Bella has at all well I'm gonna use I'm gonna use the uh the world trick in case she has to draw cards oh perfect what yeah just a red portion just as a precaution I would say I can't even tell what my cards are I have so many cards in my hand and I just can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking at right you have a book oh my gosh but they'll get highlighted so nice and easy yeah yeah I'm good now oh did I do that word okay this is did I do that so many cards you could play for a year on this hand towards yet oh wait I have a seven oh no oh yeah just cute just keep going just let's just keep let's keep on keeping on maybe uh what does he have or what did you have I don't remember now oh no sorry the color changed I know all right all right all right how about what does he have courage what do you have I love that animation yeah I like that I have three cards what color are your three cards my colored cards are red and green okay oh like I wouldn't doubt I want to check real quick can I have a look do you mind sure I I had a red four and a green one red four green one yeah I didn't lie I've never lied in my life and cutie it really yelling a lot in Discord can you quiet down a bit please sorry about that I'm sorry I'm really getting a little bit too loud for us here Focus dang it oh okay thank you whoever did that thank you he's got two two no no no he just wild tricked himself that's a rough go wow dude okay that's going in the house storage has red he has red so just don't put on red what color does he have what car does he have he has red he has red hang it what car does he have I I I don't know check can they not hear me I don't know I'm gonna go I'm gonna go red oh my gosh I'm muted I've been talking to you guys the whole time oh oh no he has red he has red I don't know I was yelling oh that was a joke of the century goodness I was waiting just one more round so I can switch cards [Music] this man I was I was muted on an accident I'm yelling at you I'm like he is red he has red did you hear me say I literally called out I said you're yelling a lot I mean I know I'll try to give you a hint you said that and I was like I I literally replied I was like I know I'm so focused and then dang it I didn't realize that's so embarrassing it's all right it's all right you deserve a w every once in a while cutie I've won both games we played well everyone said gotta be your day someday dude someday all right we've got new rules no zeros and sevens anymore thank goodness oh your cards now I guess yeah is the discard all in there it looks like yep yep yep yep dude and we have the color challenge as well it's a really specific horde I like it I think that I'm doing well today because I ate my first ever salad willingly I ordered my first ever salad today I've never ordered a salad in my life what I think makes the difference in the salad is like um if it's like fresh you know in the I mean it depends if you like vinegar in that stuff right but the dressing is right then yeah it's awesome and yeah I got some protein on top you know put an egg in there or or yeah something you know it's like good to go yeah I got um croutons and Parmesan with a side of lettuce that was my salad oh wait what we got a Caesar salad essentially and I just asked for a side of lettuce instead of all lettuce and extra croutons and Parmesan oh interesting choice yeah it was basically a crouton salad that's why I liked it actually you can you feel free to steal that okay [Music] um all right here goes nothing Chad I'm really nervous we should change the color maybe though oh my goodness dude as a group imagine you're winning three in a row whoa oh that's disposable that'd be pretty cool yeah Ella fox has no more Reds thesaurus has no more Blues keep it on blues or no more Reds no more Blues dang what the fox says no more Blues what a lucky hand let's keep it going what does this mean do you have the color challenge if you can choose color and if Bella doesn't have the color that you choose you can play again whoa oh she doesn't have blue you play again what she doesn't have blue I'm pretty sure it's the color you just lied to me yeah I've been blatantly lied to awkward he might lose and she she could have if she has green you lose oof she picked green we got to get it off green we gotta get off green all right it's not green I don't have any uh definitely agree it's not green dude it's 100 green you've got to draw a card draw plus four I mean yeah escape's over that was so fast oh my God that was impressive oh my gosh this card all is just like it's meta yep that was very cool you did a good job okay okay all right that's fine I didn't I didn't want to win three in a row anyway it's not cool yeah I we couldn't have any of that all right here we go breathe breathe breathe that's right that's very kind I'll reverse back I want to play oh whoa nice another one oh my God this card all is so op here it is it is but if you're like I only have two this kind of like oh I don't know another green card but you're sticking with it um [Music] oh yeah the question guys cutie is absolutely going to have a red is she oh yeah beauty is going to be on Uno I can't do anything about it right now I'm not oh goodness she lied she literally just lied she's bluffing she doesn't have yellow keep it on yellow I don't know what to do there I don't know what to do there Chad I know I just don't know what to do okay guys you could change it back to red back to red all right right back to Red magic courage work your magic oh my goodness no I I lied I tricked you all that was wicked I thought you had a wild card for sure I got lucky how about the uh the weather that weather's crazy out there whoo whoa goodness okay all right I like more are there Wilds in this yeah yes wow I just haven't gotten any huh that's cool okay yeah just yeah let's just have a clean game of Uno it's definitely less chaotic without uh zeros and seven rules yeah zero seven real scares me hey doggo we're not barking my dog's doing the exact same thing just one bar Hey Kaya Kaya there's no there's legitimately nothing there you're barking at night get it Kaya my dog is currently doing that too my dog's under the bed and every once in a while I'll be like burp and I'm like what are you doing I have a discard all but it's the only card I have of that color yeah that's what happened to me that's what I had to do I know it feels weird doing that yeah ah blue I could have been the voice actor [Music] guys let's keep it blue let's keep it blue though yeah okay Blues thing whoa why was that oh no how is he or Uno again already don't skip me what do you have yeah I'm skipping you ammo whoa nice but no way no way no it's not driveway oh my goodness cutie thank you dude the worst case is I would have won if I didn't get hit with that plus eight uh ggs good games good games I feel good about our performance today GG's there everybody you won three out of five matches what happened today my stuff just disconnected um do we go to like another voice Channel that's a great chat type one in chat if you can hear me okay my computer just like glitched it was so weird okay all right we're good we're good it was struggling for a hot minute yeah I don't know what just happened there all right okay chat we are now going to be watching we're in the watch party now let me get the link for that really quickly we are watching now that's set up get that set up we just get a hang back and chillax oh is my camera lagging weird it is like a little bit every once in a while okay adding my source yeah yeah we got this we got this ladies and gents oh still going okay plus big that's big let's go dude it was a very close uh matchup in the last map and it didn't look like when sanity and Destiny did take one so the final record will be four to one overall and OJ and Bin Tim one will be seeking their competition in the playoffs good here's our matchup courage and cutie versus Valkyrie and Tycoon red what oh wait wait wait wait maybe that's so sad oh that might be what we have but it might oh no wait no that's what we have get them ready get them no we go courage [Music] [Applause] oh my god um that is a genuine 100 stack there bud no yeah so and it is looking like it's the 5-0 here I wonder if she reverses it to the plus four it looks like a lot of the same two blowouts let four one in the first round five one in the second round and so we will see orange juice Ben Tim versus courage and cutie Cinderella in the playoffs oh I think you draw yeah let's do it you could tell this man's played do you though because now she's Uno how's the sound levels yeah that worked out perfectly for Ben and OJ okay then we have to do we have to do video we have to do window capture that's that's probably oh wait that was a noodle called he failed the Uno call okay I'll change it it's good for me the audio is good I'll change it I'm gonna we'll do window capture instead um okay okay ooh a cloud just went over the sky or something great final great fun insane it was worth OJ and Ben Tim one are your winners that's because the auto is at 720 or if they were there we go this is much better incredible performance they did a great job there in the finals to clutch up 4K and then Lily's in like 240p Bobby's Gonna Keep It redo with the great play for Lily it's a great play from Lily coach all right absolutely clutching up right there um [Music] doesn't matter yeah he thinks he really got up but no oh let's listen into that celebration holy cow no no no it's not working oh my god oh no it's always just let me play it she had a deadly hand oh my gosh we're getting destroyed okay okay is that fix chat okay Bobby oh my gosh okay is audio still good I feel like they're a little louder every time we are done with our group stages we're about to end better playoffs in a moment why is dressed like that thesaurus and you've got Bella Fox on one side and then you're gonna have to do what we just saw on the other side and you're sticking with the boys they're sticking with Bobby plays and Noah yeah he's grow wide a little bet on it goj I'm here for it he could draw but he doesn't know yeah there's no way you would know yeah you heard Bobby let's listen into their celebration [Music] oh you don't know his last card so I almost thinking don't punch you just draw here and hope they keep it yellow because they don't know he lost it to the other announcer guys Bella doesn't know this this is an easy tie up wow a freebie Park listening oh my gosh wait no oh no click the button door click the button listening to the Celebration no Uno called are you kidding me how much luck how much luck is involved in that unbelievable a little bit of luck and a lot of skill the boys pulled it out blood I mean insane very cool in 2019 which card back set became available for use in Uno mobile app 2019 Easter oh dang it I got it wrong got it wrong well ladies and gentlemen we are back it's the main event and we're dressed for the occasion all right it's 1980s night and we've got the cards in because well no one told something happened last week that of course we're gonna talk about but in order to talk about that I've got to bring on my very special co-host let's bring him up on screen so that he get a chance to see what I'm wearing where's his costume this time around can you tell everybody at home why I'm wearing this ridiculous outfit all right so if you guys don't know goge is a huge fan of AC DC decided to dress up yeah by the way looking phenomenal is that a crossbody fanny pack my man of course you gotta represent you know what I mean like if we're gonna full sin we're gonna full sin that's just how it goes around these parts it's 1980s day we got the card backs we got the backgrounds I'm Blended in I'm fitting the bill you look amazing I just want you to know that and I love your radio show Howard I think you just keep it honest right and that's like one of the great things about it honestly honestly he's so proud of himself good to have another amazing event to host together of course we've got the event format we're gonna walk through it's it's a lot of the same with some keys I'm sorry I don't have noticed so if I don't know I don't see that uh bald cap it was the Uno special costume we'll go with that but we saw 16 of our favorite creators at home uh do everything they can to make it to the finals and we saw some craziness in the playoffs of both week one and week two like they they fought it out in Duos in the group stages but once we got the playoff slot I mean it was it was Game nine uh at both times week one and week two when it matters in Uno people come to play it's simple yeah it is simple but today it's a it's a little more complex because it'll be solos in the finals because the winner of the solos finals will walk away with this that 18 karat solid gold oodle wild card um that's sitting behind me right down is on your screen currently small little trophy there to add to the mementos certainly a good thing to add into the back of anybody's background regardless wait it's solos only in the finals this is the one change from this weekend the other weeks lud is that it's group stages it's Duos but once we get to the finals both of the Duos will then have a chance to backstab their teammates it's go for the gold it's just one gold so so they're gonna do duo duo and then each duo will separate like a rocket entering the atmosphere and then it's after every person for themselves in the finals exactly four players only one winner now we've got a lot more we can talk about today but we have a surprise lud uh there's a couple things now this yeah some special secrets in it but I'm gonna pull out an Udo card uh it's time for something it's time for uh the courage Camp is what it's time for we're gonna bring on Courage himself why courage first of all unfortunate week uh week one lost in the in the grand finals but solo Showdown today bro you were looking good uh yeah you know uh look I I haven't had the chance to address this on broadcast the loss for Cutie and I was entirely on me I had the chance to play a card that would have won US everything and fortunately I did it at least today and I want to remain unbiased here as a commentator and a host of this why um did you throw so embarrassingly when it's all she cared about like do you have zero respect I didn't um I don't know how else to say this but I care about it has publicly shamed me you know drag my name through the mud I feel like I have now paid my dues for my mistakes yeah and I'm looking forward to being a better man here today well speaking of paying your dude is correct we've got a special surprise for everybody at home you're gonna expect you to pay your dues and you've got a little bit of a job here on the main broadcast it's is that the courage came because we like seeing your face which is certainly the case it's because we've got something very special to reveal and take us through this yeah I even have told my chat yet uh I have the power of all powers today where I get to give away my own version of the gold card well it's actually the silver card whoever throws the hardest today oh dang I I you know what I do not I this was not part of my appearance fee okay it was getting slandered go JJ do something about this tell your protester yeah there you go with the names silver reverse UNO card it's for the person who in my opinion makes the clutches play who who swings the tide in their favor me you know part of the Duos but we'll have to see choose me it's gonna come down to a vote in my chat who we think deserves that at the end at the end of the broadcast uh lud what do you what do you think about the this solid silver reverse cards yeah I think it's cool you know it's it's kind like a backup quarterback on a Pop Warner League giving out like Tom Brady a card when they see Fitz excited for courage in his chat to vote for the greatest player today um Curtis any final words we're gonna let you get back to the watch party we're gonna let you kind of handle your chat you guys can start voting as the games are going final words for ludwigger I or the broadcast I'll just uh if you can delay the match an extra minute so I can go talk to my therapist to schedule an extra session this week I I will do what I can my friend uh we'll see you out there in a little bit thanks to courage for joining us to the broadcast uh Ludwig uh we're about to get underway now Main Event the scene has been set and let's talk about the teams uh you know a lot of these teams very well and some of your predictions certainly have come true so let's pull those teams up on broadcast and I'll talk to the first couple oh these guys are these team the card counters the demons on the sticks except well it's really just their thumbs and fingers because they're tapping the cars away they end up phenomenal uh week number one taking down courage and cutie yeah you know at the end of the day it was the mobile Gamers that came through in Uno mobile and I think it makes a lot of sense so I this is a tough too it's a tough two to be look at that idle animation from orange juice you got to you got these you gotta Flex for the camera let's bring on uh team number the title animations were so hard it's another fun one because this was the team that brought you not only a victory uh for posterity sakes but also for me to wear this costume uh Bobby Place Noah from YouTube uh these guys put in the hours of practice to come out on top last week they're my favorites for today it's not close they are my favorites I think they cringe to film your little Avatar bit well no it's just hard it was hard to get involved and vote in some of their favorite creators so you guys had to say and who was in the finals and well Ludwig you're right again look who's on your screen look who's back for a little bit of a revenge tour Ray uh the word is they've been putting in the work let me grab an extension plan to win it all win the gold uh we'll see who the fourth team that got voted in in I Believe by the Skin of Their Teeth we're gonna see a return of Lily Pichu uh cutie Cinderella calls her the Sinister one it's a cutie at the Academy as well me young uh both back at it again this week wow you know I I'm expecting some big things from these two because I saw them play bot Lane and League of Legends last night and there certainly was no skill to be seen there so they're probably saving it all for Uno I have to imagine absolutely there's no question they've been saving it all for Uno but uh they they definitely want that gold card sitting on the golden toilet that I believe you owe them [Music] I'll talk about what I owe people will be here for a while uh okay I'm awake all right well let's take a look at the scoreboard and see the different matchups as well as how we're gonna be kind of checking out all the scores and as a reminder it is solos in the final so it looks a little bit different in the last couple weeks but it will be OJ and Ben Tim versus Bobby plays in Noah round one and then psychoto Valkyrie versus uh Lily Pichu catamina predictions interesting so I thought it would have been the different matchups the two qualifiers going up against the two invictees but it said it's the qualifiers versus the qualifiers versus the invites received by tees exactly so that's a bit of a mix-up for me I'm thinking I'm looking at a Bobby plays and Noah from YouTube Victory no offense orange juice and Ben I'm just looking at the the Shaq and Kobe of Uno mobile sure they put in the hours they put in the work still uh we'll see if I can come out on top talk to me a little bit about matchup number two though I mean it's your boy do you gotta stick with them or do you think there's a there's a throw potentially going to happen from Valkyrie again look you can't spell saikuno without Uno I think this guy has to be the number one pick for that matchup uh that is a true words have never been spoken like you can't sell spell Sakura without UDA well there is one rule uh a crowd favorite a house favorite probably the strongest card in the game that will be included here in the group stages still Duos but wild punch let it we've got a lot of conversations around the wild punch because it's a strong one and I think I think that's a fair statement I mean talk to me a little bit about wild punch what does it do it's dotted it's throated on a Saturday night coach all you got to do is hold it and use it as your last Carter anytime someone looks at you and they and they they laugh nefariously because they have a plus four ready to dumpster your day you just wild punch you get to play a card you get to make them draw you get a reverse it's just a dream spot and you pick the color it's golden it's a goated card it's the greatest card in Uno history well I think the strategy that all of these players will be thinking about is how do we hold on to a wild punch till the end and then in Reverse of that how do we burn people's wild cards early like can we force them to draw enough cards where eventually they're gonna have to throw it down or are we just gonna make them keep drawing keep trying and never let them get down to that all too elusive Uno so we'll be watching out for that in the matchup ahead I believe our game is about to get started Lut and uh I'm excited for this one and I'm a bit warm as well this wig is uh it's a bit toasty over here I've lived with that the whole entire 27 years of my life so that I mean uh to be honest you might be the best to ever do it yeah maybe maybe so let's see what those let's see what the Franny pack here's yours says uh that that's a Pog wig for sure oh wow that's crazy when you have the mattress bunny there's no question I feel like I'm the smallest person I know crossbodies in I am just hard driven fanny pack only and I like looking like a 90s father on a Disneyland vacations you know yeah right yes you thought I look like a father I I probably am on a cruise ship somewhere for like seven months is kind of the better that I might be with this one but uh we talked about this once we talked about kind of the matchups we're gonna have to be brainstorming in the meantime creators do their things around I've got a couple ideas but considering this is the finals and a gold card is going to the winner we'll come up with um time between the matches uh third time's the charm I'll mull it over I'll let it sift around the head and I'll come back with something that uh that Cobalt that should be exciting for our finale today I like that I like that well let's head into the matchup games about to get started and uh couldn't be more excited we've got stuck we've got Duos we've got wild punch and in the red quarter big Tim one and over shoes in the blue Corner Bobby blade I'm going from Big Tube Blood let's hop straight into the end with these creators more excited uh to get this W but uh I believe we're getting something situated behind the scenes and I want to remind everybody else at home that there's an 18 karat solid gold Uno wild card that we're playing today we got some beauty shots of it too much it's a pretty looking card give you that much that is a good solid gold so it's got to look good no matter where it is whether you got the smoke behind it or in the trophy that it comes with we'll see you can walk away with it and I I really don't know what courage is gonna do with this silver card I hate my it makes no sense I think it was one of those days where we needed him to really fulfill his duties because he threw so hard that uh he's got to come in and have a job here on the main broadcast all right he's got to do something I guess yeah he's good no Idle Hands no Idle Hands well I I okay strategy um we've got wild punch um get give me a little perspective as we hop into the game what you expect from a lot of these players we're holding wild cards to the end but is it propping up is it you know you're Duo working together and one person drawing a ton of cards are you both going for Uno can I keep it a stack with you coach can I be real yeah your Charity's stuff exception of Noah and their squad at first on Ben you fool everybody's just laying down cards blindly okay sure no they've got the strategy and they'll certainly utilize but let's listen to the gameplay we'll check back in a little while all right sounds good communication [Music] yeah they're already overthinking tragic cards does he have is that four oh I love that I'm a big fan oh do you have greens Ben yeah we were just playing my body's ready for this because we've got eliminated you you goofed up you the grease to work with just kind of a fun little reaction stream you know there's no way Nicole thank you for the four months but remember what OJ said about my hand whoa there you go it's so nice here uh no no greens no greens no greens no greens okay genuinely my only problem right now is that I'm so tired we'll go that way oh because I didn't sleep at all last night no all right well you already used your Punch Cards just chill enough to wear this cozy blanket and watching Uno I'm like oh no wait you can just change it look so different [Music] you can't be doing that [Music] um we're fine no yellows no yellows we're fine not to toot my own horns should we not wake you up oh I'm not gonna fall asleep no way I fall asleep and there's this much action happening yeah change it to Red yeah do it change it to Red change it to red what am I going to do with yellow I mean I guess that that works no I that's that's right that's right goodness it works we shouldn't have done that they should not have done that that's beautiful wait what he might have a number though he definitely has a number Bobby I'm freaking out I'm overthinking it is it a six it's not a six you could use wait wait okay it works you see what you could have done but it's okay um yeah because they don't have yellow they don't have yellow they don't have yellow and they're talking a lot of trash open a mic huh oh I'm playing us if only okay we're doing that then yes solid we we really should have played more warm-ups because uh um look at Benny's all Blues I'm just gonna yeah if we lose yeah if we lose I uh okay you do the plus two hoping that it get if they don't have a blue it gives them a blue so they play it no dummy okay this time you know now reverse reverse send it back pretty sure it's blue just draw it okay send it back then you should have played the other one why didn't OJ send it back I don't know it's so stupid I mean you only have hello OJ can see Ben's cards when you're on the same team you can see each other's cards [Music] exactly that was silly they threw that we had that we had that so hard all right I didn't know we had a wild punch it in yeah dang it that was silly oh you couldn't reverse because he didn't know yeah that's why you should have played the plus two like I said he plays the plus two that way the other guy can reverse guys I would have played that perfectly I would just saying just saying [Music] the record is 1-0 in the favor of big team in oj'd be incredibly Lucky by the by the lore in a couple displays that does put in favor as for the rule sets here they've got 30 minutes in overall game time we we fired clock guy one instead we've got a clock that will pull up in the bottom right hand corner of the screen right here just keep track of how much time they have it's the best record at the end of 30 minutes or the first Duo to reach five wins so keep an eye out for that let's listen back in I don't really have a plate here just reverse now now Ben needs to switch it to red Ben you play your thing switch it to Red it's Ben switch it to red Ben switch it to red okay you're risking it for the biscuit Ben oh man there you go okay they should be good do it I got a wild punch I'm not afraid to punch you in the face I'm a little bit worried right now you know uh-oh change the color nice oh I triple doggy dare you he wins yay at least we knew we were gonna lose either way you know it's not the end of the world it is well played well played gotta do it dang the trash talk that guy's nose looks ouchy did he just have surgery his nose looks ouchy you see my hand oh my gosh look at OJ's hand chat hear me out it's all sevens burn it burn it change the color I think I think that's coming right back you've got to change the colors oh yeah he has to punch that away for sure oh that's so an interesting strategy here now it paid off last time around OJ and Ben Tim they go up again a little bit of luck and a lot of skills thus far for the duo playing that wild punch though okay reverse see those you know OJ could have stacked and then look he'll reverse it back probably yeah yep draw an additional eight then the five so keep an eye out for the wild punch and we'll see if it comes back to bite him but OJ with two Wilds in his pocket he's looking good let's listen in play the three oh no green oh that's that's good Lolo he's gonna skip him oh throw it back at you then this is so clean Goose man thing for the 16 months oh he's gonna skip him there you go that's the meta chat Christmas uh I don't think I've seen one since I had like five wild cards in the starting that just wasn't fair why is he dancing like that we just won't don't say about it he did have a great hand I'm feeling very average about my hand it is crazy that he wouldn't skip you're rightful objects also chat make sure if you want to play Uno check out the the panel they have community events tournaments um download Uno Mobile today smiley face you can smell this one yeah honestly how many matches do they go to chat [Music] first to five should I full send it or 30 minutes okay absolutely all right uh who do who's decorating more afraid of right now I don't know that gets pretty deadly right now nice put the plus two [Music] all right that possible oh do it back do it I want it all back wait I don't get why he would do that why don't he just plays yellow it's only four I don't understand that I'm not gonna lie Ben I'm very scared about my deck I don't even know how to take that wait I'm feeling great right now it's okay Bobby [Music] I have to order coffee I'm not gonna make it we have two more we have two more hours of the sponsor and I'm fading Reds wait everybody has a knife we all got the knives [Music] I can't keep my eyes open have you ever had a shaft it's coffee and then alcohol what no yeah what's your coffee order right now anything uh there's nothing I can do Ben oh my God Bobby has an interesting hand s okay just for you Ben I will draw uh let's go I was like I'm gonna just keep drawing as long as that thing's on the board right wait is it tier two I think so like yes my last game didn't count so well no it'd be it would be two three wouldn't it well as much as uh as much as OJ had been certainly want that game account don't worry uh it will count no matter how stupidly unfair it is sometimes you need skill and sometimes you get a little bit of luck on yourself like they're gonna count that right you know from YouTube have brought it back two to two wait where is Ludwig is he still watching this actually I haven't heard him commentate at all about roughly around neighborhood whoever is up in record or the first team to five that's that comes out of top of stage and makes it makes sense and we'll get a quick check in here with blood in just a moment oh okay Goose man one year already you're over a year no you're not because he's hesitating oh greenstone sorry greenstone I thought you were a goose fan I was like Goose man you're up 15 months all right he's not counting he's watching what color are we doing Arduino we're watching you good answer good answer watch out I'm giving myself the blue chat I'm gonna freeze my camera for a second because I have to order off my phone because that's where all my card information is safe yeah play four is there a way I can just like freeze it yeah it's all arbitrary gold I called chat oh I have some mentions oh wait I have so many mentions keep away people away Maybe there's a chance that I might have just picked a different color to throw you guys off to the right color like blue yeah oh wait what Mommy the pressure's on you reverse it oh no oh we're throwing oh that stuff oh wait okay uh yeah what sorry they don't think my chat box are working they're definitely in there oh shots that was anyone's game there okay so is it I'm assuming it's for support right now yeah we don't know the time really so just keep playing brother OJ we're do we do a Madness I'm gonna go yeah my teammates kind of throwing this round I'm not gonna lie all right three to two OJ and big go up tell me what you're seeing over there on your side of the booth I mean we've seen some luck we've seen some misplays what do you got for me I don't know the game's rigged in OJ's favor but every time I look at his cards I'm seeing wild wild punch plus four skip plus two yeah he gets the God Hand every time yeah yeah he's gotten lucky on some of these and then also played most of them well I think one of the things that we've been noticing too is that like hey uh there's been a couple misplays from Bobby and Noah yeah they're still in it like it's 3-2 but we're reversing it with colors that that our teammate doesn't have it's just questionable plays from the homies and I know you had to build all into the finals as your resolve shaking and all that was clean no oh apparently they're working but it's still let's add a little bit more off start but here's the thing about Bobby Noah they finished strong every time sure no I I couldn't agree more they had a great round uh in week number two as we take a look at everybody's cards here lud uh obviously O.J okay we're fine chat Bots are working his teammate Ben with the wild in here cheerful Wizards think through the 11 months Ikea's best thank you for the six months I would say it's a must win but looking at their hands I mean Noah's got one skip they're working if I go on my alt Bobby I see them running been going every 20 minutes got a wild okay it probably is as well now if we do win here if oj'd been win it'll be four two in the overall series oh boy ing words of wisdom for the for the boys even though nice Ben well I would say you know stick to the plan you know play the correct moves there's always a chance you can win even if they got one left just play confidence he should he should just do the oh he should have just done the punch because it would have skipped his turn he's ended it quicker please nice [Music] every time I was drawing Wilds I didn't have anything but numbers easy clap clap clap clap Uno Gods blessed me holy holy my hand's pretty good too um I'm just gonna play it Ben I think it's right whatever I think it's rigged what is this green green Green it doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if chemistry is just on your point like that that was I'm pretty happy with that blue bin I'm really okay chat one second I'm going to be right holy Frank ly this is Jersey's on the bed right here can you see there's a number or I just realized respectfully you guys can play whatever you want okay respectfully doesn't matter that's dirty yeah another one you should have played the plus four I think should I yeah yeah he should have definitely played the plus four I called it I literally hit the button oh I'm throwing it dude okay Ben has all reds officially this was okay Bobby and Noah should win okay chat my camera's gonna f for a hot second okay if I challenge with it bro I want the plus six but if he gets the plus four that's fine too I'm good with that camera for a second with that now I can carry you know one second thank you Noah maybe I love you Maybe let's see oh yeah oh it's all doing now I called it dude Champs okay all right all right our hopes are alive I'm chilling I'm not gonna make that mistake again not that it mattered but you know that was not bad then for what we had yeah yeah we got the most ridiculous hands of all time Ben you're ridiculous okay so what is it three three I'm just gonna stack myself four three I gotta say for the folks at home almost the biggest throw that we've seen in Udo mobile history I mean we saw Bobby go down with three Wilds in his hand he threw it away wild punches left and right because he doesn't seem to care and then all the sudden he doesn't hit the Uno button in time and his competition hits it before him boom he's dropped what is this coffee place have chicken fingers we're gonna have to win back boy here for O.J and Ben David Tim walk away with this win they're in the finals fighting each other for that solid gold Wild Card let's take a look at how much time we have left if that'll even end up matter do whatever you want Ben where where's oh my you should play some Ben you gotta unload some of that you should have just played it you got way too much to unload unload [Music] what do you mean by that yeah why you have a lot to unload he does okay this looks really good but it looks like a lot of sugar there's a lot of coffee shops yeah I don't know what to choose I just won't wow okay coffee plus two cards give me give me more which one um yeah not a big fan of mine all right nine it is [Music] do it well that is tragic tragic I guess we play for me [Music] all right I'm getting a Crazy Coffee I just it's the only thing I can fine so I'm just so bad I just gotta Focus this is not gonna take a break you had to pee this whole time dude hopefully what oh gosh oh you can go pee now man you can go pee my hands were so broken I kind of feel bad like we got so much way to go guys bless RNG chat should I get pistachio or should I get pistachio Crepes or passion fruit yeah I beat OJ B team they played well but they also just got the cards and that's kind of how it is seriously for the 10 months no there's no question about it curse has been saying this since the very beginning but sometimes if you got the cars on your side it makes that skill a little bit easier yeah and I mean I saw so I'll get both Bad Boys Mommy Noah out there that I didn't expect because they played really tight their their first time around I'll get both and I can always have one for breakfast the next day really good urgency kind of try driving him all right towards throwing down some cards as fast as possible I don't know the pressure a bit better than others let's take a look at the scoreboard sorry guys yeah camera's coming back I just have to order coffee or I wasn't gonna make it I wasn't gonna make it and I really want to watch this in a game they didn't have that like mirror orange juice and Ben were amazing at it that they at least had last week but unfortunately go down to okay it says it'll be here at 605 the heart of the day they're now by themselves okay so it's like we're back in colossal maybe true selves out you know what I mean like you're just so good maybe they'll be warning against each other and you can sneak in a win from either side we're back in we're back in we're focused it's a great Point Bud because they're going to be back I can bring this closer 45 minutes I know do I even need coffee in 45 minutes I don't know I don't feel good about it but I don't think courage is gonna let that fly all right for that silver card so I'll be curious here we go I'm excited for this game on screen for the people into their second matchup okay what Uno mobile achievement is unlocked when a player is forced to draw cards four times in a row but still wins what Uno mobile achievement is unlocked when a player is forced to draw four uh draw cards I'm guessing payback it still wins payback fee fear D Keep Calm everybody at home type your answers into the chat wherever you're watching uh A B C or D we'll pull up that answer in a bit do you have it you have a stab at what you think the answer is maybe Keep Calm actually probably a a keep at it situation there uh keep at it is Ludwig's guess but we're gonna head to a very brief break we're gonna hear a bit more from our creators when you come back we'll bring you the answer to the trivia question and some more incredible Uno mobile action play your favorite cartoon on mobile is free plan IOS and Android good ad anywhere and play with friends or with people where's me you know right now I'm gonna make the cut the special rules are crazy I think that the plus two you're holding one you gotta have a draw a few in to draw for that rule that rules craziness it always gets me sometimes I gotta make sure I have that one written down that that one always trips me out a little bit display you draw a card let me in I don't think my special card made any sense I had no clue what I was saying but I made it nobody reads rules and that's what I love about World Games you it it teaches you to play the proper way Fair rule set in Google mobile is absolutely sevens and zeros just because that by far creates the most chaos and funny moments whenever oh the sevens and zeros was chaotic I did not like that one you know like like the cars are going flying everywhere same with zeros just a good time [Music] there's a certain psychological really changes the way people play the game and and play your cards correctly can be a complete Game Changer my favorite Special Rule would probably be stacked because I find it to be the funniest and we can keep adding plus D's plus T's plus two and so the next person good answer me young gets plus 20 that is all of them stacking together like combined I think that would be hilarious as long as it doesn't happen to me why dude my Young's had like a glow up lately have you guys noticed it's like our hair's done our nails dish got some cute ass makeup she's slang she's in her sleigh era I think there's no debate there you get that Chooser collar they have to draw four it's just a game changer what in my eyes the strongest card to play I mean is there anything more everyone explain card cutie just said card and skips that is awkward that I did that everyone else is way better at this than me and sometimes there's like the plus four which is pretty good but I've heard that depending on the rules uh on me playing with his stuff you can counter those but the skip I believe can't be counted if you skip someone they can't like chain it on or anything it's they're just getting close see I'm trying to think of my games in the past my theory is cutie went on for 30 minutes yeah they just had to cut it off I think I did talk more but maybe it didn't make sense and that's why they cut me off the shows good answer I just won with something like how it worked out but I won the game basically with a reverse card because I got it to my teammate who's able to get the email I think the strongest card you can play is it's quiet you guys want me to turn it up you want me to turn it down earlier I think the strongest card to play is you got to be like all reliable a plus four change the colors and just give your opponents more cards can't go wrong with it obviously the wild card because you can use it at any time pretty much um I think a wild plus four is probably the strongest card because I mean I feel like just being able to choose which color to you know help you is always good and you can even throw people off I think one of the best cards is gonna be the Plus for Wild play but at the same time it's also a detriment if they challenge you because it kind of reveals your hand on what you do or don't have for the last remainder of the cards right I agree well ladies and gentlemen we are back playing for the solid and gold Uno guys look how beautiful that thing is anything changed what would you do with the solid gold oodle wild card if you were to win off the top of my head without any influence whatsoever I would melt it down and drink it laughs foreign sure sure I mean really gold plate the insides uh that's what they say you gotta protect yourself and golden don't follow that advice that is a terrible advice I I do know some people do eat things with gold flakes on them uh does that add flavor or no blood yeah I went to Salt Bay's restaurant in New York it's a very overpriced restaurant that serves steaks and they do gold foil steaks it's like a 200 cut of steak without the global when you add the gold it becomes 1400 here's the thing though the gold flake you can buy on Amazon.com for maybe 20 30 bucks very cheap and inexpensive it doesn't add any flavor it cost like 100 complete scale well the solid gold UDA wild card is 18 karat gold and you definitely can't buy it on Amazon one-of-a-kind and we could be more excited to give it away but uh we're gonna talk about this next massive after we can be answered at trivia in our trivia question is unlocked but a player is forced to draw four times in a row but still wins you staying with your answer oh [ __ ] it's Fierce because they're so Fierce that they had to draw four times but they still win they they they smile through the pain yeah it's a stretch but I can see why it's called Fierce you know I think more of like the Cheetah Girls when I think fierce but fair enough I think I'm looking kind of fierce you're looking Fierce last week um any update on our wager by the way we're about to head in to see who's gonna be facing off against OJ and Ben Tim in the solos uh finals but any update from your side effects I might lob out there if you don't throw a feeler I would love to hear it okay here's the feeler for 24 hours your profile picture must be you in the costume you had last week if you lose for 24 hours this is platform Twitter twitter.com twitter.com you can follow Uno mobile over on Twitter as well by the way um Uno mobile game but uh you know and then if I lose I have to wear or not wear but I put this as much drink solid gold on Twitter no I'm gonna try to be okay tomorrow instead of drinking song Gold I can't melt down the card we gotta ship that thing out to the winner you you you stew on it maybe you can come up with something better but that's my offer we're gonna head into this matchup blood because uh this is the Battle of the Titans or maybe the Battle of maybe not the Titans I don't know what what's your take on it uh red team or blue team here I told you once I'll tell you twice it's red team all the way it's my boy Sakura and Ray's also there Ray was the only one with a professional that's kind of the motto I believe of this team and I think they even say that again the biggest problem his biggest worry in this matchup and all the matchups they've had Nuna mobile is the fact that their biggest threat is themselves they they kind of troll and throw too often and he's a bit worried about that here in week three Lord have I experienced that far too many times it is true I hope he sticks to the just correct play today well he's got the skill he's got the strats I I think they've been practicing we'll see let's listen to the creators let's see what they can do uh here are the finals yeah jiffy okay um [Music] three it's looking even better for us I mean they have so many cards they just got yeah so many cars what are those well little did you know that that absolutely just helps me nice wow also they're frozen bananas definitely has the card [Music] if you want to assist me switch to a perfect perfect you understood what I said I did I understood it's cause we have a brain so oh they're getting better they're getting better they're getting better all right this is it two cards left oh we got a huge lead here ginormous Elite yeah red not red as long as it's not my turn next oh plus four or two uh plus four there's no way there's no way oh my god oh no I had to I had to I had to it was either drop four or Draw six I think it was worse it doesn't mean she has another plus four is that what that means no no it means that she didn't have a red or something like that oh I mean it's either plus four plus six I thought it was worth the gamble because I was so close and she was holding like it's okay it's okay okay oh Lily's getting close oh geez um well surely Lily doesn't just have surely she doesn't just have it okay oh God oh man what color what color Lily what color do you have a red yes oh she doesn't have her oh she has a red she has a red no no she totally has another special card for sure Challenger again [Laughter] all right what do I do I mean I didn't have a huge Choice there this is so perfect great place to change that to the color of what she what what did she play like don't play the blue one it'll be so satisfying to like something else because he probably has a blue dang dude just kidding oh I knew it I knew it she doesn't have a red she doesn't have a red she doesn't have a red shirt pick up another one pick up another card okay okay well I'll just go and hit it with one of those oh geez perfect oh boy [Music] oh no no okay I don't know what color you are absolutely feral oh this is not good um that's crazy that's crazy for Ray oh thank God wait a minute are you kidding me um yeah I mean there is not much uh I can do but unfortunately we just have a red that's all I know yeah Lily doesn't have a red sword oh God and they don't know what color oh they just threw the game little did they know you have a yellow as soon as you draw these times oh my God we were just trying to get you to you know sweat a little bit get you a little worried miang doesn't have a yellow yeah that's what that's what you think that I know that bruh no you don't no you don't I do yes no you don't I've been going for fun what do I do with this thing oh this is bad this is kind of bad she doesn't have a [ __ ] okay skip me she doesn't have a red right probably she doesn't have a red crazy look if she got a red all of a sudden that would be it oh [ __ ] actually turn it off oh God this is bad and there's nothing you can do other things unless he has another name [Music] um I'm just cozy okay I'm going to do this uh not what I'm looking for um bad not bad oh my god wow four minutes yeah I okay well how's it working what do I do with this I feel like I can't you know we have time yeah yeah yeah yeah we've got time we just got to go through it can someone change the color Lily doesn't have a green okay um I know I'm sorry I'm like kind of trying to but wait why did I keep that it's like uh I'm hoping to get the biggest hand ever seen in the Uno tournament oh it's yellow now reverse reverse my favorite card okay [Applause] um okay oh well surely Lily doesn't have it oh if you have a blue oh my God she only has yellows unbelievable unbelievable we have two minutes left right there what do you think it is she won't know the color the colors just keep it red keep it red and we win oh she actually kept it red yeah it didn't matter it didn't matter it didn't matter I just like saying that to mine mine's game he said wait we're winning this is it Ray this is what happened last time what this happened last time no next game okay we've got the mental Advantage already oh my car my gold Uno juice no okay just before your own your own health Lily we can't let you eat the gold I gotta say as much as it seems like there's a lack of strategy there is a massive strategy at hand from saikuno and Valkyrie and we're gonna listen he has been drawing cards even when he can play to try to prop up his teammate Valkyrie this is the solo Uno strategy draws many cards and just prop up one of your players you only need one to run out of cards to win that's what I know in the series in their favor we'll see if they can keep up the momentums two well as long as he doesn't chain it onto me because it's not the way she would chain it on to psych right oh she would have done it already yeah meow meow nice sorry okay what does that do oh oh oh wait a minute oh okay well she's got a skipper that's nice okay I've only got four left I think I'm about to win except for Lily having one okay I say we keep it blue there's no way Lily has more Blues luckily can just do the thing right I'll do that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay I was gonna say that'd be fun oh do the thing again do the thing again what reverse yeah yeah reverse nice that way Lily just doesn't get to play the game can I please play anymore why are you guys doing this okay surely she doesn't have another blue that's my theory because oh my gosh yeah she has a yellow she has a yellow for sure for sure oh it was a debate it was a debate we go yellow so does this reverse the direction oh wait [Music] draw a card you have to draw a card you know I thought they were trying to Big Brain us with the yellow no no yeah [Music] hold on hold on give me a like you guys please foreign oh all right keep it red keep it red okay keep it red keep it red yeah just keep it red and they won't oh yeah yeah there you go there you go perfect perfect I was trying to debate them worked out it's one to one right now right with the old Skipper okay yeah goodbye good cause you were gonna oh no this is gonna be the fastest win ever I have two wild cards left so it's over let's go [Music] [Music] okay but oh you gotta get it to Blue for a second I forgot to hit Uno didn't I thank God nobody hit him no no wait Lily can't get it put down your eight Lily put down your eight I don't know I I don't know oh no oh okay okay nice oh my goodness oh my God it really doesn't have a blue she can't well oh my God it's looking bad guys gold juice okay all right all right all right oh okay she's actually so Juiced I don't like that they call me juicy Ray I love the mental Warfare that all of these players are playing they're calling out what they have or they don't have they're trying to psych out their opponents for Lily Pichu and catamina young they've been putting great clothes for they've secured two wins now up in the series two to one again it is game to five for the best record at the end of the clock that'll cycle right where my face is so keep an eye out for that keep an eye in that scoreboard let's keep listening in and see who takes this one I did such a good job there thank you pulling massive not green not green your favorite colors except I have a green oh no of course he does I have one green that's for sure um don't use your Wilds don't use where else what are you doing right just play Green Day right do it do it right do it it's worth it trust me don't I don't know what I did what am I doing perfect perfect Giga brain place oh so then she doesn't get get him back oh wait wait did that not do what I thought it did why would you what the heck she has a yellow she has a yellow surely stop ow it hurts I'm so confused I don't know I don't even know what's happening but she's definitely gonna play the punch okay [Music] oh gosh okay we just got it I think it's Gotta come back right I mean yeah the word on the street is blood you could punch a punch we hadn't seen it happen until now you could punch a punch and punch a punch I suppose bada bing bada boom that's three up three down for me young and uh and her teammate Lily Pichu what are we talking about how can she punch you can punch a punch a punch okay it's pretty good I never knew this this is news to me this changes the game in drastic ways when we're punching punches and punching the punches punches but uh what it's what 3-1 now we had an early hot start here from Valkyrie in saikuno what are we thinking is is there a key to success is it a little bit of luck a lot of skill what's going on I I think it's almost Charming in a way how you are absolutely stuck and I don't understand why all this guy has is a bunch of random number random caller cards single wildest hand ever all right well he's working with peanuts here okay well we're setting the scene for the biggest anime comeback there's ever been right it's Battlefield 4-1 and then we'll swing what five in a row four in a row to take this thing five four There's an opportunity for The Greatest Story of All Mankind with your boy sakuna at the head the gilgames of our modern era uh any final words of wisdom here for saikuno is it toss this one is it take it what are we talking about [Music] play your best yes I do all you gotta do is play your best and maybe you'll come out on top they're looking pretty solid let's take a look at all of their cards and we'll list it in to see if they can finish this one off well Valkyrie Stein oh okay so yeah come back let's see what happens oh nice good job is it to Blue they saw it through the plan [Music] you know [Music] I don't think we're doing anything necessarily wrong um oh my God it's doomed I can't even win with special cards oh God I mean it was close it was close but it just came down to it being exactly three no saikuno did I don't think he did anything wrong I think like literally just it's just luck like I mean look it's like he's on the line for one of the greatest comebacks in Uno mobile history but they have to execute and to be honest they've got to execute quickly it is match point here four to one is the total series taikuno Valkyrie have to find four wins in a row and they have to do it in total in Under 12 minutes so he's asking for a like but he really needs a lot of wild punches and a lot of plus scores [Music] emotes in the game okay I'm sorry oh my gosh oh my gosh yeah funnel me just funnel me because that's all we got um that was crazy right it might be it might just be over and they even played right now I have so many red surely I'll just challenge it oh what is going on no so like this is still winnable right like we could definitely I mean surely it's possible win this game I mean uh like I don't know how we're gonna win the game well I would say who don't change because there's got to be like some kind of way there you go yeah that's good that's good like it'd be insane if she could block that somehow like if she blocked that she actually must have gotten like the best luck I've ever seen in my lifetime that'll do that I mean this is come backable give me like uh there's still eight minutes left like plenty of time to slowly play out these cards I just gotta make sure we stop me young okay don't stop me yo do you have a plus two tanked it nice for us uh we needed that everybody's gonna Skipper I really want them to change the camera I want to see the other people's cards my God yeah yeah why is this happening what okay you got to play the three players okay we actually can come back I think unless oh well [Music] um there you go let's go plus six we're actually coming back oh I was kind of worried but we have a small morsel of a chance now draw two uh switch the cameras Oh it also skips me [Music] all right okay there you go and then you can change oh another Skipper that was actually such good Synergy no okay just do the green Skipper please yeah yeah because then I can and he has a green this is perfect Lily's barely getting to play yeah you have a two oh there we go there we go that's I think you just just do it just do it okay don't do it I'm just gonna do it don't do it wait you don't know how to do it no I meant play the green too oh God that was crazy I think Lily has a green possibly because my young has so many cards she probably would have changed the colors they got voted back in Lily's probably about me and Jack and them wait wait this is exactly what happened last time we wanted one and then we lost five in a row good try right feels bad so it's a good try drinking your gold cards I mean it feels really bad blood I mean this is bad that was took back weeks where they had an opportunity right they go up 1-0 and then they get dropped five on their heads I mean wow that would that's gotta hurt for the kid they lost five straight goats just do it and she played the wild punch it it made my heart tear into what was the thought process there there wasn't any I think you know it's one of those things where you're you're in the chat with the competition you're trying to give these like non-verbal communication cues and and just unfortunately it's like a an area right it's just it was a mistake and it cost them look they say that the longer you spend streaming on YouTube I'm excited I'm excited the less IQ you have and I think it shows with the play there from Balki Ray and saikuno you said it not me let's take a look at the scoreboard and uh see what our final scores were yes it was five one and it was five in a row and we have our titles match set here's our contestants now they're gonna be fighting each other now OJ Big Ten they can't rely on each other Lily Pichu Academy young they can't rely on each other for themselves I think it's time to talk about our Ranger and our prediction because uh we gotta we gotta pick one for the finals here we've got four people to choose from a do you have a front runner and B uh what's what's the wager okay I'm going pee I'm going okay I'll be right back okay simple wager the loser has to tweet at the winner of The Wager okay so if you lose to be at Lubbock if I lose I tweet at coach okay I respect that any any uh copy text copy well the text copy I'll leave open but it has to contain a piece of media okay right preferably video form sure where you have to put your head into a toilet and then flush the toilet AKA give yourself a swirly oh my gosh The Wager has been set the gauntlet has been thrown down Ludwig this is a big one I accept your Gauntlet I will pick it up off of the ground and I will run with it so swirlies it is on the twitter.com where you can follow all of the Uno mobiles right Uno mobile game on socials but we've also got this is this is a big moment right where I'm gonna potentially be able to take this and make you tweet at me but also uh you can give me something with that right and we're gonna give away something to everybody at home as well we've got a giveaway code on your screen 18 karat 18K to be very clear golden wild that's the code you gotta go type in settings go down to gift code then click redeem type this one in 18K golden wild um what I like this wager now before you pick your Front Runners because we're gonna have to pick two a piece to make sure there's a there's an ultimate result before we do that we are gonna head to a very short content breaker we're gonna hear a little bit more from our creators uh and and before we do that guess what you're gonna have to guess one more thing because we got another trivia on the board for us we're going to talk through this trivia Uno mobiles 2v2 Grand Prix is an in-app tournament hosted every Thursday and consists of how many teams a Grand Prix I mean I know you've got a long history in playing some Grand Prix on your stream and other titles what are we thinking Okay so Grand means large sure Paris is a French word that means something yeah so I'm gonna lock in here they're all good bracket sizes 64 too many ate too little I'm between B and C I'm gonna lock in B here locking in B all I can see little 32 action we'll see who's gonna be the most correct but hey look at we've got some really exciting stuff and people can participate in Grand Prix in the app but there's also Community cups coming down the line that everybody at home can participate in the Wild Card Series this this is the beginning of unumobile Esports and the community cups are down the road end of this year all you gotta do is subscribe to the official Uno channel here and join the Discord those are all in the pertinent chats and descriptions now we're gonna hear a little bit more from our Creator's lud and then we'll we'll lock in our picks for the finals we'll be right back for that matchup in just about 20 seconds or so play your favorite card game now on mobile Uno mobile is free to download available on both IOS and Android you can play on your phone with your with and there's so many more ways to play Uno you can also join in on the different temporary events personalize your account and play with friends or people around the world download Uno mobile right now [Music] [Music] foreign the Uno mobile Wild Card series All-Stars finals is about to start did you lock in your answers on that trivia because we've got some answers for you we're gonna roll over to those answers and uh see if you got those right or maybe if Ludwig got them right Uno Mobile's 2v2 Grand Prix and in that tournament consisting of how many teams and it's every Thursday it's not 16. loves wrong it's not eight it's T4 Ludwig my man 64 total teams in in the Grand Prix unbelievable that is a lot of teams in a lot of game play I have to say it's a lot it's a full roster you couldn't hear any of the words I was saying but I said you know well word of the street is I actually have a professional uh lips reader so I saw it full roster it certainly is now uh lud we we've got the finals uh about to get started here and uh we've got some rules we're gonna talk through of course but do you have a prediction I I think the best way to do this is is for you to pick one then I pick one then you pick one that I pick one right I'll get the best choice I actually resent that idea oh I think you should even make it more interesting here good okay maybe we each pick one if it's not who we pick the bet is moot oh okay so there's there's a there's a lob out into the abyss where where neither of us could win there's a push sure yeah sure yeah you know the craps tables um all right let's let's go with it did I mean do you want first pick I'll let you have it you'll let me have first pick I'll let you have first pick okay so can I see the roster who's playing yeah let's go ahead and see if production can keep up with us let's go ahead and skip over to the matchup Graphics here if we can uh and pull up all the players we're gonna take a look at it and uh Ludwig's gonna pick first and I'll pick second this is this is for a lot right now we've got Twitter posts this is not just a Twitter post sled hey this is a swirly on the timeline I mean talk about the grandest stakes you've ever heard I I'm not excited about doing that when I thought of the challenge I thought of you doing it I was like that's funny and then I realized that I have to do it if I lose Which is less money so I'm a little bit more nervous here looking at the four I'm Gonna Keep it a stack I've already decided that there's no chance it's going to be Lily or me young who wins okay okay so you've knocked two off the list so between OJ and bid tip what are we thinking Ben Tim I think plays slightly better but OJ draws like an absolute Lourdes I'm going with OJ you're going with a lot of people at home that are also going to go with OJ he's had an incredible bout here's the thing though week one solo Showdown OJ doesn't win a single match not one map in solos on the other side I've Got The Insider knowledge Ben Tim is my pick to win the solid gold UNO card let's throw it up on screen what are we talking about yeah it's a solid gold 18 karat golden card you just got uh foreign s ago it's it's over for you lud you're about to Swirly on the Thai butter maybe yeah we're gonna talk about the rules here in the finals because we do have a one additional rule will be again and albeit there might be another if there's a tie breaker it's a wild trick blood and this is one of those that you call gimmicky that's my favorite part how do you use this strategically without putting yourself you don't have to worry about hurting your teammate this time around because it's solos right so so talk to me a little bit about wild trick what are we thinking well actually wild trick might be even a little more effective in singles because there's three for you so you can be a little more cautious but the wild trick only works if someone falls for the Trap and eventually you will have to because you only have so many of a certain color they could change it on you too six minutes it's a bit okay it's just it's it's a land mine added a bit of oil on a fire you know it just it makes things a little exciting but it's hard to tame yeah no it's hard to use correctly if you use it correctly and really hurt the the correct person though you can come out on top now we're gonna see if the magical Fanny pouch has anything for us what is next yes it is time for the courage cam or we're gonna bring courage up on screen my man courage hey let's roll in his eyes I mean get give us some perspectives from the sidelines you're in the dugouts you're cheering on the teams what are we thinking right now I mean wow we could have had two more polar opposite matches there the first one intense High strategy the second one filled with banter and dude the second one is so bad that we have ever seen in the history of Uno mobile um man saikuno and Rey Rey was playing on what I think was a 55-inch television um as I've never seen an iPad that big she has way too much money and uh you know psychuna was just there for comedic relief now heading into these Grand finals My Front Runners on my silver award the awards gold card right now My Two Front Runners OJ I believe Lily actually um ended every single game for her team right there with the final card uh so I think that's gonna bode well for her I think Lily or OJ they seem to have the best call I mean lud what are we thinking about the the silver pits there from Courage I don't mind it I think it actually made a lot of sense uh oh my God that was I'm very grateful it but you are thinking wow Jack is so brilliant and and his brain is just of such magnitude that most people can't comprehend what I was thinking is I don't think the iPad is big I think Rey is just 411 soaking wet true true even my dog agrees my dog even agrees I I forgot that uh being soaking wet changes your height that's a great point there lud look you lose a little bit of a couple inches here and there uh regardless we're about to head into the finals courage has given us his picks he's got dog problems in the background we're here for a good time in a long time this is it folks this is the the final match-up of week three the grand finals we're about to head into it uh we'll start with you courage words of wisdom for the competitors anything to give away all your prior allegiances are now gone play selfishly play for the win and honestly Ben Tim and OJ I I think many people are are looking towards them to potentially take first but I I'm put I'm picking Lily I think Lily's Giga brain and she's kept it under wraps incredible a choice outside of ours lead maybe we need a rope courage into our rager here uh let any final words of wisdom going into this matchup OJ if you fail me irreparable things will be done to my brand so I pray you the best of luck the best of luck indeed there well courage we'll [ __ ] you and do uh we'll let you vote in your chat we'll let you do your thing and good luck on the sidelines we'll be checking in later in the broadcast and Ludwig man what a ton of fun we've already had let's go ahead and jump straight into the game bring all the action because this is the finals uh everything's on the line Gold Card silver card everything I'm excited for it I couldn't be more excited as well man I I do think it's gonna be a matter of my choice your choice or courageous choice and he doesn't know it yet but courage might be sending us too early on the timeline who did the other guys can I ask you a question sure yeah absolutely is it still first of five it is so this is where some of the strategies we'll finish with this conversation then we'll do a listen in once that game gets started lud here's the strap right it's game to five best record after 30 minutes but here's the catch who wins is still in play so if the record at the end of the matchup is three three one one we play the speed tiebreaker and the person with one wins guess what speed tiebreaker again we're playing to four no matter what so we got a lot on the line here for a tie and I think some of these players might even filibuster their way to a victory if they're ahead I don't even think that's what a tiebreaker means hey well it's the plus one tie breaker because it's oh my God we'll see if we even have to implement that rule regardless OJ's got a lot of cards starting it off let's listen in all right guys get some free coins diamonds and Shields and Uno mobile download Uno mobile for free right now it doesn't even matter using the code in chat foreign [Music] [Music] okay we're changing it oh all right go Lily I'm rooting for Lily here yes oh okay come on sweat Tim one what are you gonna do whoa whoa silver is mine OJ talking trash just you can change whatever color you want Ben I have all the colors and every wild card oh I legit do I'm just trying to survive right now okay nobody let Ben win okay keep it red oh no oh no Lily oh my God y'all think Lily has a red I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit keep it red you ended the last two games I forgot you do that oh I'm gonna melt that gold card and drink it oh okay so how does this work are we just doing it no we played to whoever gets five wins or whoever has the most wins in 30. I'd still drink the juice oh dude I really don't like my hand if I'm being completely honest why do you want more cards then no oh wow let me give you more cards so you can have a better oh wow oh my gosh they didn't bring the coffee for some reason they just brought the grapes did Lily win didn't really play much of that oh that's a good draw though sucks don't do it I skip you heck he didn't have to do it okay well there's one game it's really funny if you had another skip oh my God and then and then I do another skip okay you didn't have to do that oh that's so good that's really toxic oh I don't like that dude that was like the play sometimes you know I thought it was the important part yeah the only reason I got the Crepes was because I needed change the color Ben order dang it it's okay you act like you think I can okay so you don't have a wild card and you don't have a red you don't know that oh God okay this one's close [Music] what is it uh-oh has a blue card I feel like Lily should use it you're gonna punch her really oh I I messed up oh okay well all right no gold shoes for me um pretty sure Myung has a blue but I don't have anything yeah I'm just gonna draw and hope for like oh [Music] nice oh no no contact them is okay did you have a did you have a play for that no I didn't it was either play blue or nothing I had no wild cards do I need to change the uh the volume at all chat well Ludwig uh look a little bit of luck and honestly some misplays there uh Lily picture she had the punch I just missed it and now it's 1-1 uh Young At One Louis Pichu had one our boys were struggling it's collusion she didn't play the punch she'll let me I know it's just collusion they hang out they were literally at each other's house like two days ago goat we cannot trust them all right this is spicy look ultimately it still won one it actually just bodes better for us if we're trying to win but but courage is the one that's leading the charge right now over over this watch party he's just sitting there smiling probably smirking roasting us because Louis Pichu Academy they're they're working together to make sure they're the ones that top one and two you're probably right about one thing uh and it is a fact that courage is on the bench laughing at what's happening because he's not here to play because he threw early herself you know Life Away courage man Ludwig is harping on Courage oh hey he could laugh away it's first to five we got we had plenty of games to be played here a lot of game left yeah a lot of game left I mean overall strategy we're looking low on cards for some not others obviously but not a ton of Wilds this time around only one for Lily Pichu well she started with a triple wild she's used two of them so okay so Ben's is looking the best right now which is gonna be quite tough unless you challenges which would fail uh plus seven wow yeah not that many wilds and it also seems like the strategy of saving your power things until the end hurts you because someone sneaks by like OJ maybe right now who goes from you know three cards to zero cards real quick you know and if they don't they don't start attacking then it can catch up so good for Ben it's a great Point like there you go you um solos because you're not working with anybody right sometimes you're gonna have to to burn some of those actions no coffee tonight it's okay it's okay I'm just gonna take a nap after that it is first to five for everybody at home still wondering it is still first to five it's just solos they're gonna play a little keepway here though yeah yeah I'm looking forward to see who wins this game hoping for my boy OJ he's got three greens and does get it on to Green I don't think anybody will be able to change it we'll listen in for a little bit and then come back after uh after we'll see who the winner is oh geez oh geez can we change it to um not red yeah can we change it too not red come on nice got you dang Lily oh my gosh me young okay oh okay boy that just helped me keep it green keep it green keep it green she's inside what to do keep it green keep it green [Music] last time it made me play that didn't give me the option to keep it it's so painful nice doing this oh no well they just writes a song about anything that comes out of anything oh she said it's going it's so pink [Music] I have nothing tail for lure thank you for the 13 months I think that probably helped out some people right no oh no what's your last car let's play a little bit quiet I don't know I need to take could be anything I don't I only have that it's not blue it's not blue okay no blue okay [Music] I got nothing though I'm gonna challenge you Ben why would you challenge that I regret challenging you that was a crazy decision that was bizarre right I think it's a red it's a red oh God the crazy choice to challenge on the last card I just gotta unload my deck at this point oh geez that's actually okay oh my gosh wow wow this is a long game oh it's not blue blood here's the thing we're gonna come back in because we can see how different solos is lud I mean OJ's tossing you got your head in your hands and Bing goes down to one but there's nobody there oh Ben's definitely gonna win his pocket though we'll get pretty good now this is really sweaty right now I'm gonna cry man I'm gonna cry out here there you are I I figured that's what you're saying professional lip reader uh yeah I mean I mean what are our feelings right now as we see the cars scroll around the table I mean it's obviously looking good for fade but what's going on with OJ right now what was the challenge you don't gotta change the colors there you go nice the challenge was it was a little bold I understand why he did it a lot to win if it goes through too wild staring him down the face right now with no punch another plus four it's tough over here all right it's tough I put my net worth on this horse and you're and you're asking me questions they can do he's trying his darndest Ben's just giving him the beans for some reason then you rigged that you gave me like 30 million cards that game I'm sorry you were on my right okay oh you were my friend no you're my phone hello oh yeah we're giving him the bees we're giving him the cards I was just letting him celebrate I think you're a little bit behind me but I see I see yeah yeah oh you better already win yeah they took it that's why I went silent oh my God the beads the chords everything on bitside one one one and OJ still okay guys OJ's hands to a toilet bowl actually look at his hand let's see what they've got to say let's see if any strats come out of this one this early dude can we not reverse oh that was a good play dang OJ I feel like wins this one uh do it bench do it challenge me no she challenged me his dumb thing to say challenge me is there a code free Uno yes it's in my panel below or you can do x-rays Point Uno mobile and it'll bring up a link right there you're probably as a punch yeah it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine thinking about it no dang young being nasty to him change it to red I liked my hand earlier I don't like it so much now yeah I'm kind of with you on that you know oh nice oh no okay nice stop skipping silence Folks at home is deafening because everyone is realizing the stakes that we're playing for right now we're playing for a solid gold Uno wild card and it's a fine ball game right now between three out of four of our players yeah she can't draw five but there's also an outside time limit as well 30 minutes best record then we add one to the highest score that's we're playing for if it's tied we're almost halfway through we've played three games their silence is because they're focusing there's so much strategy going into this and they only have themselves to rely on to keep listening no it has to use that oh no oh dude I wish I had power cards OJ oh yeah I was gonna say OJ has to use that what if she just ultimately baited us it's possible okay no in a wild punch no bra thank you poor Lily unlucky [Music] keep it green keep it green keep it green look at it I had to take my dog out to the coffee cup you don't want to hear about it you don't want to hear all the coffee I'm so excited it was Dal goat coffee the whipped coffee or whatever oh that's big oh gosh it's fine it's fine guys I got the Crepes that I didn't even want I am down for that that is okay nice oh that's not that doesn't look good she's hesitating is Young oh my gosh okay the punch that was huge for being Tim with a punch will reverse play we saw OJ about to drop the plus two on Ben Tim Ben goes down to Uno because of that wild punch from catamina a massive moment OJ will burn the plus two on me young now Lily pichu's got the wild she probably will go yellow here but on the octane okay it's still yellow been still in the room holding my breath a nerd figure the prime I appreciate that let's listen wait what color do you think it is I don't know I don't know yellow no no no oh no it doesn't have yellow [Music] blue nice okay for using your Prime oh my gosh we'll have probably these random colors oh my God oh that's good for Lily oh no tell that gotcha why do I always forget oh my goodness then nice nice nice nice fun honestly it had to be the what is it what is the scores by the way don't do it don't do do it no gotcha man dude who's gonna win this it looks like Mia should have won forever that's crazy no one has blue this oh my gosh oh my gosh she just wins because no one had it oh I would have won if you didn't skip me Ben I didn't know what is the score thank you I have no idea has two points and you all have one and have zero oh gosh guys hey Save Wayne from me young especially with this war of attrition we're dealing with I mean blown away right now because hey this is this is true raw Solo's Uno wild tricks and wild punches certainly in play and have been a factor but because it's solo it's a battle blood I look I've I've got to say me Young's up two one one zero your boys down but uh overall I mean it's a it's a war of attrition I think this is gonna be a game against the clock I think the people who are doing the best here are the people who are the least conservative in their play style and I feel like the conservative playstyle might have been successful in Duos oh my gosh Lily just took so many cards to hold on to your good ones but in this singles version it just seems to be just nipping them in the bud all right maybe hold on to one wild but but I think OJ's getting way too greedy when he tanked that plus four I I damn near cried yeah look we were all kind of like holding our breath because it was it was Uno after Uno after Uno everybody was getting close but it is that kind of that that action card economy right you're having to burn a lot of those action cards early and there's not often where you're able to sit on one for a while they're just gonna sit there drawing it really has the worst hands which he's got a plus four in Pocket Bin's got a wild punch in bracket and you gotta be young on a wild trick I mean wild punch the favorable option but we've seen people burn those very early in these matchups I'm looking forward to see what happens I'm I'm rooting from a boy still I believe okay well uh you keep believing and I'll keep trusting in the heart of the cards let's listen in and see what happens dang just play it Lily you get more cards that's crazy it's so sad um they probably only have like 10 more minutes of gameplay huh no you don't talk about that stack me I don't trust what you have been so we're just going for it ready plus for me yes let's go oh my God oh my God oh my gosh that was such a quick one with a biscuit let's go you gotta risk it man that was cool go Ben can win cheese about the surprise I see your face over there lud I mean your mouth wide open uh uh that's a good looking pogway uh because there's a bit of dismay there because my boy bit him coming in clutch tied it up 2-2 baby at the top oh Lily has a good hand I'm rooting for Lily Pichu all right OJ wash Lily Pichu I want you to drink gold all day every day I gotta just make sure Ben doesn't win at this point yeah at this point uh a lot on the line here for Ludwig how much time's left hey let's pull up the clock over our faces here if we can production let's see how much time is left there's not a lot yeah minutes in total uh it could be just this map this could be Match Point here for for me young and Bin Tim theoretically or you could see Lily Pichu tied up two two right oh my God and then we have to enter Rebecca thank you for the sub yeah it's a it's the tie breaker it's the soft cap it's the playing the plus one we'll see who comes out on top if there is a tie breaker we don't know that that's necessarily gonna happen like um Tim's looking pretty solid he's got a wild in Pocket he's got two different colors he's got the reverse punch going out on his main competition I mean all signs pointing all sides are pointing to the to the toilet [Music] see what happens all right let's listen back in for me Ben nice sorry nice go Lily go Lily she wanted that it's okay you want to be turned to Blue then the skip choose the Blue Sky oh that's my dad my dad is calling me she totally is doing a wild card oh sorry she's saving her last wild card oh God I don't have any yeah oh yeah you're right I'm with you on that hi Lily told me he has the wild cards I don't have a life right now nice there you go OJ you got it nice oh you get to play that oh nice draw nice Lily switched to Green Lily's game this is so bad this is so bad I already called it no yeah the game is two two three so everyone has two points and I have yeah guys don't forget you can download Uno mobile there's a link in chat right now they have tournaments and community events all right lud I mean special skins lots of cool stuff it's two two two there's a link in chat right now it's an essentially match points the clock is running out of time this is winner take all besides OJ I mean what's going through your head right now girls get it done there's some cheering them on right it's a huge reversal from your original message where the girls seemingly had no chance at really taking this thing and now you've never believed in them until this moment I want to say I repentance that I said previously on this broadcast truly I stand with me young and Lily I think they are the goats of this game they stand on the shoulders of giants and I'm just hoping that they get what they deserve from their flight today you bamboozled courage shaking his fists in the air hoping for a victory here from Lily Pichu five minutes remaining this could be the match that determines it all this could be the match that determines who wins that Solid Gold Blood uh wisdom for the ladies reverse don't let that one straightforward and to the point I like it let's listen my boy can take it home nice Lily now she reverses oh that's lucky oh that's a big draw all low cards nice that was lucky Keith myeong pool oh no she just played okay blue wild trick too okay all right you don't want to draw Lily just yeah Green Oh no okay no oh gosh oh gosh um no drawing I see I see I see that actually worked out oh my God [Music] I don't have blue OJ wins OJ got his first though nice guys if OJ wins let me play another one I mean I I I mean I saw your your incredible excellent wow this is crazy after boys put up one what if OJ ties it up buddy this is probably the last game so Ben's hand is broken right now true two words perseverance conviction I believed in OJ and I haven't wavered and now I am reaping the rewards all right so into the seed now I get to reap and it's just another win they're gonna pile on we're in a snowball situation here well I gotta say OJ and bitter looking the best by far been sitting on a fat rewireless for a wild punch in a traditional wild there's a wild trick on the deck the kid's looking good maybe a skip here maybe uh there's no world where he loses I gotta go watch this game goge I'm getting a little nervous all right all right we'll listen and we'll see if we can catch the Victor's scream if it does come down to it who knows we might play one more we've got you've got two yellow cards in there Ben and a wild card you don't like yeah I don't like to hear that read you like a book I don't like getting that possible you know and I just got in your head you got to play your wild or you gotta draw five yeah you have to draw a seven bro oh my gosh oh my gosh get me out no no you don't think they have a green in their hand I don't think you have a green oh my God oh my God it's a lot of nice Lily make him draw wait did he not have to draw oh because he had the punch oh no oh shoot he wins I hope you got a wild card to plus four Ben there you are wild card OJ play it if OJ doesn't play this it certainly isn't anything because you can't challenge me Ben you know you can't dude OJ is dog [ __ ] what is he doing why would he say that I have all the colors again that was the dumbest thing he could have said just be quiet Becca I think for the 33 months all I can do is delay your don't have okay so you don't have a red I picked back because I knew he doesn't have it right oh really oh no I'm just kidding okay change it to Blue for Lily ladies and gentlemen I'll come in by myself here for but a moment because the stage is set the time is out this is it no matter what if anyone wins besides OJ if anyone wins besides OJ right here that is it they will see the solid gold oodle match to determine the winner so much is on the line I I want to hear their reactions I don't want to miss a thing but continue holding your breath with me this is a crucial moment make it blue make it blue hi [Music] I wish you have a red muscle cookie make it blue oh geez [Music] so Ben and Lily don't have okay a green okay you need to worry about me young not me eight now do the plus two nice I really literally shaved the day with that plus too if she didn't do that plus two she would have won that was good I love you Ben there you go Uno Lily has a red yikes uh I don't have anything for this it's over okay Lily that was so cool let's go she's gonna drink it guys you guys let her win the drink be crazy I called it I said I was the most scared of Lily [Music] gentlemen at the end of the road they're only stood one wow they had that ready what the heck that was so fast I am blown away at that finish a lot of skill and a little bit of luck in everything went her way in the final map huge congratulations to Lily Pichu of course for winning the solid gold Uno wild card and overall I I am just blown away Ludwig that you're not gonna be putting your head in the toilet and sending me that on the timeline Lord knows I deserve it but God Bless The Lily Pichu in her Uno skills and abilities absolutely crushed and devoured that last game so I feel quite bad look not only did courage of course uh call that one from the very beginning but you know who else called it even from week one Cutie Cinderella said the person to watch out for is Lily Pichu period in defense she's a Sinister and she's gonna take this thing home and she goes right look duties wise all right and and she knew it from all along I I trusted OJ turns out he was the worst one in the final four but happens happens and as long as they don't have to swirling I'm a genius all right indeed now look we had a chance to not only see uh Lily Pichu come out on top in this one but uh we also had a chance to see some incredible action through three weeks but I mean we saw game nines uh in week one and week two and then we came down to the final match and it was nearly another tiebreaker from your kid OJ uh but uh bane just wasn't able to pull it out on top and courage is I know and we're gonna pull up courage in a bit but when we pull up he's you know he's just gonna be let's bring him let's bring him he's not even ready yet that's the thing he's just raging against the title he's he's telling his Shadows he's gonna award himself the silver card for just guessing right on who who got it like that's just how it works this is like it makes no sense to me because he was in the competition it's like popping off that your team one in like the NBA but you are in the NBA yourself right he could have won he could be here you're right yeah see if once he starts making fun of us we can make fun of him for for tossing the win uh but look before we bring on Courage we have a very special guest that's going to be joining us here in the broadcast Booth it's it's the three up it's not courage cam this time it is Lily Pichu Kim the winner of the Udo bubble Wild Card series All-Stars Lily I mean first and foremost are we are we drinking the gold card what's going on oh my God I'm going to stream myself melting the gold card oh my God drinkable thing because gold is non-toxic it's not